The Press Box - Noah Centineo Tweet or Rom-Com Dialogue | Tea Time

Episode Date: April 19, 2019

Coachella Weekend 1 gave us some good celebrity PDA and weird sponsored content (1:16). Jason Momoa broke up with his beard to save the environment (15:42). Noah Centineo's second Netflix rom-com premiered this week, and it seems like they took some of the dialogue straight from his Twitter feed (20:27). And Dax Shepard has a weird relationship with Jell-O (25:56). Hosts: Kate Halliwell, Amelia Wedemeyer, and Liz Kelly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey guys, welcome to two time. This is a weekly pop culture podcast on the Ringer Podcast Network. I'm Liz Kelly. I'm Kaye Hallowell. And I'm Amelia Weddemeier. And today we're discussing Coachella Weekend One. Oof. We're investigating what's going on with Ariana Grande and Victoria Justice. We don't... It's an ongoing cycle. And then we're reviewing Noah Centeno's new Netflix rom-com, the perfect date. Oof, every time you hear the bell, we have to change topics no matter what. And now let's spill the tea. First off, only one of us has tea right now, but we are currently all working on some giant athletic-sized Dunkin' Donut drinks. Yes. It's been a real journey. We have sugar pulsing through our veins.

We do. This is going to be an interesting, high-powered episode. It is. And just for that, we're not sponsored by Duncan, but we are maybe, like, responsible for all of their sales. Yeah, so if you want to sponsor us, Duncan. Yeah. Please.

Feel free. We're going to get into that later. But just, you know, just a warning, we're, like, extremely hyped up on Duncan. Exactly. Okay. So, on that note, category one is T-time checks in with. We're checking in with Coachella Weekend 1. We're on the heels of Weekend 2.

We're recording this on a Friday morning. Weekend 1, for all intents and purposes, was pretty underwhelming. There were some audio issues. The people who came out on stage of surprise guests were okay. Right. I didn't feel like there. any, like, huge surprise, anything like that, did you? No, and I think we're all just waiting for the Kanye Sunday service.

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's, like, going to be the big make or break of this year's Coachella. I mean, the good news about Weekend 2 is that I bet a lot of these audio issues that happened in Weekend 1 will be fixed. Like, Nikki Minaj came out for Ariana's Sunday set, tried being the key word to sing side to side and then bang, bang. She couldn't hear in either one of her earpieces, so you can watch her on. stage just being like making hand motions, being like, I don't know what to do.

That's so bad. Ariana, to her credit, it was a really good sport. Sank through the whole thing because then later... She's a pro. Yeah, when they were saying more money, more problems, there's also audio issues with everybody else but her. Damn. So that sucks.

Yeah, not great. She also brought out in sync minus Justin Timberlake. Of course. Underwhelming, although I did love the tearing up my heart performance. We'll take it. We'll still take it. Yeah. The sightings were not great.

You saw on pictures of who, Orlando Blue? Relina Blue and Katie Perry stepped out and some real fits. We're going to get into fashion in a minute, but he was wearing a lemon yellow hoodie and lemon yellow shorts, and she was wearing like flame bell bottoms. At this point, Coachella fashion has really become a parody of it. It has, it really has. And she also has like a bob now. Wait, wait, wait. Lizzie is chugging her donuts out of the side of the cup.

Everyone before we started recording tried it with the same communal straw, and I realized how bad of an idea that was. So I'm trying to drink basically a milkshake without a straw. So excuse me. Anyway. And I'm trying to talk about Katie Perry's hair evolution. She's finally away from the pixie. The misguided blonde pixie. I think it's because of her wedding.

She's like transitioning to longer hair again. So she has like a blonde. I'm sure it's a wig. Do you think it's a wig? Yeah. But it's like it's another like platinum blonde like bob situation. Yeah. We also saw Leo DiCaprio and Cammy Morome.

They're still going strong apparently. And then also there's an awkward one. Run in at the Bootsie Bellows party at Coachella. Kendall Jenner was there with Haley Bieber. Jordan Woods comes in with Jane Smith and her mom. Damn. It was a silent showdown. You know, all these news outlets had a field day with absolutely no info and nothing occurring.

So that's pretty much it. I guess they stared at each other a little bit. Did not interact. Honestly wild, though, that Jordan was like, let's do it. That she was like, yeah. And I applaud her for it. Apparently, I saw like a quick blurb that she's told a paparazzi that she'll always love Kylie. So, you know, there's that.

We'll stay tuned. Anyway, the fashion review is in. What do you guys think? It is. If we tell you, like, oh, Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, like, you literally have a picture and you have exactly what she's wearing. Can we talk about this Billy, not to be like this, Billy Irish girl, but really, who is this Billy Irish girl? Where are her parents? She's so good.

No, she is. She's a cool. She's a cool. She is very cool. She has a great voice. Like, her brother and her work together very close. Her style is interesting. She wore fur pants, and it was like 90 degrees of Coachella.

Yeah, she looks like because she was blazing. Oh, my God. She did. Yeah. She was not breaking out of sweat. My, Cardi B was there with Offset, and my continued thing about Cardi B is that she shows up. She's doing the absolute most, and she's just got offset next to her doing the bare minimum. Yeah.

And I just, and like, part of me is like, okay, he's, like not distracting from her, but, like, she had, like, this blue wig. And it's, like, blue and purple. She's got, like, bow hair. hair bows. And then he's just like in black with like some chains. And I'm like, offset, try. Let her shine.

Let her shine. Okay. Yeah. Okay. What's the worst bonkhan to come out of Coachella? Wait, I was talking about Selena Gomez's a suit. Okay, go ahead. I was out on lady suits in the last episode.

I'm back in because Selena Gomez, no one's like, oh, I'm going to wear a full suit to Coachella. Selena Gomez showed up on. She's like JK. I am. Stage in like a full white disco suit with like a roughly white shirt. She looked great. No inches of skin showing whatsoever except for her face.

and probably extremely hot also, and I respect it. And then you want to leave out the tiny sunglasses. Yes, I'm out on tiny sunglasses. You know what, same. They've been dead for like a year. They were never a thing. Let them die. Not handy.

And yeah, SponCon was tough. Gigi Hedeed, McDonald's. When you think of one, you think of the other. Yeah. They just go hand in hand. Oh, my God. And then Beef Eater Gin has a whole pink line now, and literally they're calling it Beefeter Pink.

That's horrible. That's a horrible. That's a bad idea. There have been a lot of companies lately with these bad ideas that no one seemed to check beforehand. No. Like that Ancestry.com. Right. And this beefeater thing.

It's like, are you? Just think about it. Do better people for weekend too. We can look forward to Sunday service. Thank you, Kaya. Yeah. But Segway, Victoria Justice was out at that beefeeder pink party. She's a partner.

And this week on Tea Time investigates, we're going to investigate Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande. We are. So Victoria Justice left Coachella early She made sure everyone knew it She said on her Instagram Until next time Coachella Sorry I have to leave early

But I'm sure we'll be seeing each other again Soon And this was right before Arianna's set So like it was very clearly like I'm leaving I don't need to see Okay break it down for someone

Like the brief history of this feud For me who does not know anything about this So they start on Victorious Together Which is like a teen show Victoria Justice was the star Obviously it's called Victoria It's part of her name

It was all about how she's like at this Performing Arts High School with all these like Cooky Friends. She's really talented. She had like an original song in like every episode. They were like very clearly trying to like sell her like on a solo career. This is the time when like people are like Ariana Who, Victoria Justice is the new thing. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. It was literally like a show created to make Victoria Justice a star. Ariana Grande was like a side character. She had like dyed red hair. She was like a nobody. And so they like starred together on the show. And this was like 2010. And, like, early.

So early on, there was just, like, some tension about, like, other people being talented in the cast. There's this video where they're asking Victoria Justice about singing, and Ariana Grande's friend, Elizabeth Gillies, who we're going to talk about later, is, like, oh, she sings everything. Like, Ariana sings everything. And then Victoria Justice is, like, we all sing. Like, she just, like, shuts it down as, like, just very much kind of like a diva. And it became, like, a meme. and I think my favorite one was where they were like Martin Luther King Jr. I have a dream.

And then Victoria Justice, we all have a dream. So it was just, they did some interviews, and the rumor is that they stopped doing this show because Victoria Justice wanted to pursue a solo career. And so she basically kind of screwed over the rest of the cast by being like, I'm too good for the show now. So obviously, like, that didn't work. Ariana Grande has a solo career. Fast forward to years later. And they've just done some interviews where like Ariana has been like, oh, like it was a really toxic environment on the set.

There was like one girl who was like a huge bitch. She said that. But like that's been sort of the vibe. But they keep like saying, oh no, I wasn't talking about her. Right. And it's just like, okay. So now it's like this one-sided feud where Victoria Justice like keeps trying to be relevant. Right.

And like, quote unquote, throw she. Yeah, exactly. Because I looked up what she's doing now. It's not great. No, no. She was in the ABC Show American Housewife in 2018. She's in something this year coming out called Summer Night with Lana Condor, the girlfriend told the boys a lot before.

It's a coming of age story about the complexities of young romantic relationships, apparently, which is very on brand for her. She'll be doing that kind of movie her whole life. But that's kind of it. And she's a robot chicken. She's also like a seat filler for like those not the Grammys but the off-brand music awards.

Yeah, exactly. I was like really, really into Victoria's. It was like the only like teen show that I watched. Wow, the eyebrow race that I just got from like. Kelly was absolutely savage. Oh my God, I felt that in my soul. You were live for Hannah Montana, and you should have dug better. That's true.

You know what? That is true. So I just want to say there was an exact moment that I can remember watching in my bedroom on this, like, I probably watched this episode live where there's this karaoke, they're like at this karaoke bar, and it's Liz Gillies and Aaron O'Grante who have like this, like, they cover this song together in this scene. And I highly recommend you all look it up. It's called, they do give it up.

It's like Google like Victoria. give it up, Ariana Grande. And they, I remember watching it and being like, holy shit, Victoria Justice is like the fifth most talented person on the show. Oh, damn. And this was, like, long before Ariana Grande did anything. Like, whenever her first performance was, I remember being like, oh, it's Kat from, like, Victoria.

Like, I'm glad she's doing well. So, like, yeah, it's not just Ariana who's, like, better than Victoria. It's, like, all of them. And I think it really came to a head when the whole thank you next video came out. Yes. And the only person from that main group of the cast, that was not in the video was freaking Victoria Justice. Yeah.

And so Matt Bennett and Danielle and Monet were both in the Thank You Next video. And they haven't really done anything, but they're very clearly like just a good hang. Yeah. They have a lot of like other famous friends. Liz Gillies was also in it. And she actually has done really well. She had two seasons of a show on FX called Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll. She's in Dynasty right now on the CW.

She had that meme. She had the meme where she's like walking in a red jumpsuit and like primping. And that was a big thing. And then this guy wasn't in the thank you. next video, but he's also doing really well. Avon Jokia, I believe his name is. He was like the one person in the main cast that also isn't friends

with Ariana Grande. But he's going to be he has a TV show on Stars right now. He's going to be in the next Shaft movie with Samuel Jackson and the new Zombie Land sequel. He's a little bit above of it. I would put on this list of like rankings. I would put Victoria like right in line with Liz Gillies and then I would put

Avon and obviously Ariana above above her. But like not great. Like, you're not great. I know. To wrap up this investigation, what do we think? Ariana is obviously by far and away on top. Right.

In all aspects of her life. Largely unbothered by Victoria. Right. I just feel, I feel bad for Victoria, I guess. Yeah. I kind of do too. But, you know, she's still grinding. And at some point, you got to let that live.

You know what I mean? That's, yeah. Twin drama, we all left behind. Yes. Okay, this is a category I'm really, really excited about. Same. This is this week in social media. Your girl Amelia went.

viral on Twitter. Uber viral. Just for those who don't follow. What's your Twitter handle? Go ahead, plug that. It's at Amelia D-E-E-E-W. Okay, so this girl tweeted out 14 pictures of side-by-side,

pictures of Ben Affleck, and then a Dunkin' Donuts drink. You got 9.3,000 retweets and 34,000 likes. How do you feel? I feel good, I guess. I mean, you know, I got a $50 gift card to Duncan. Right, which we're using right now. I am like really sucking down this iced tea. I really like it.

So thank you, Duncan, if you want to sponsor us, please. Please do. I just have to say, first of all, we all know Amelia loves Ben Affleck. She's made that very clear on this podcast. This was an extremely on-brand way to go viral. But also, as someone who works next to Amelia every day, she always comes in with a different beverage. Yeah. Like, beverages are also so on brand for Amelia.

Literally every day, a different one. I do love a beverage. I love trying new beverages. I like those boogie beverages. She just always has a different drink in her hand. And so this, like, on multiple levels was so unbelievably on brand for you. And correct me if I'm wrong, you did this on a Friday evening. And your explanation for this whole thing was like, because people have asked you, like,

our bosses, they've been like, Amelia, like, what happened to that? And you're like, I was just born on a Friday. I literally was just bored. I had seen that Cape Blanchett related to, like, the Pringles and Cape Lanchett. And I was like, that's funny. And I was like, it'd be funny if I was like, as me, a Ben Affleck fan. And then, you know, related to something that he actually, like, is. obsessed.

Yeah, that's the This is like the height of this meme because people were doing like unrelated things. Like it was Cape Lanchet and Pringles and like Rihanna as like race cars. And power tools. I saw Rihanna and power tools.

So like stuff with no relation. But the Dunkin' Donuts connection is just like, this meme peaked with you. The general public loved it. Celebrities loved it. They did. Seth Rogen tweeted at you and now follows you and he said,

I love Seth. This is art. Busy Twillips. Busy Phillips. Busy Phillips. Thank you. I please edit that out. Busy Phillips quote tweeted it and said,

this is bringing me more joy than you can imagine right now. Please read this thread. Like Ben Shapiro, who we won't talk about, retweeted it, which you then, like, blocked him and then, like, made sure that didn't happen. But in general, this got, like, a lot of celebrity attention. Also, I was going through the replies looking for more celebrities. And I just thought my personal favorite mention was from,

someone I assume is a former teacher of yours. Yeah. She said, love seeing former students produce amazing, thought-provoking content. This is fantastic. And it wasn't just a response. the thread. It was a response to the back tattoo one. Well.

Where you put the back tattoo next to the rainbow. The rainbow icy culottas. Yeah. Oh, Caitlin, she was a TA for one of my journalism. And she seems, she seems totally like earnest. Like I think she's real. She's awesome. She's my favorite TA.

Okay. Amelia, answer this question. Okay. Do you think that Ben Affleck has seen this tweet? I mean, a lot of people have tagged him. I don't want to be like, oh, he's totally seen it. But like, I mean, I would, I guess this. think he has. I think someone has, multiple people have sent it to him.

Yeah. His PR people are definitely aware of it. And I'm sure he's seen it. It's not mean, you know? It's like funny. It's out of love. It's out of love. Clearly, yeah. It comes from an earnest place. Yeah, you were not mean. The general, like, there were some replies that tried to do the same thing. They were not as good and they're also a little bit more mean-spirited because, as you know, Ben Affleck has been through some rough patches. But yeah. Amazing job, Amelia. Well done. Thank you. I'm really incredible.

Thank you, guys. So proud. Is there anything else you need to cover? social media? I mean, Taylor Swift is going to drop new music. Oh, she's dropping new music. And we're going back to like 1989, like red. Some country shit. Yeah, I'm really pumped. I'm really pumped. So we're going to keep an eye on her social media for stuff on that. Right. Okay. Next category is T-Times biggest relationship news ever. And now we're doing it like we did last week. We're going to do some bad and then we're going to end with the good. Yeah. The bad is really bad, you guys. This is Maud's son and Bella Thorne

They broke up She announced it via Instagram She did a selfie of the two of them And said, I will always love you All good things must come to an end With a broken heart emoji You guys, your favorite thruple is dead She got rid of the woman

Now she got rid of the man But she's doing okay She was spotted in San Diego Already making out with an Italian pop singer Oh my God, Bella Thorne That was fast So the girl is just doing her thing You do you Bella

I just want to say that in the outline Liz wrote Mata and Bellathorne broke up. The Thruple is dead. Long live the Thruple. Amen, people. Works to live by. What other bad news is happening?

Oh my God, I hate this literally so much. Zach Braff and Florence Pugh were photographed out together holding hands. Zach Raff is 44. Florence Pugh is 23, unbelievably talented, and a huge star, and going to be a huge star, and I fucking hate this for her. And he's washed up. He's so... I hate Zach. Well, on Kaya's birthday, we established that Zach Raff is a worse hang than Kaya.

Florence Pugh deserves at least like a... equal hang. Yes, yes. You know? Like, Zach Braff, he's like just tweeting now. That's all he does. So he Instagramed her

and playing guitar in his apartment in early April. They did a short film together. She's apparently maybe starring in his next movie, which I hate a lot. But I found this tweet from someone in January

who thinks that they witnessed their first meeting. What? And they said, it has two likes, so I really dove deep for this. Just watched Zach Braff and Florence Pew meet.

Brath didn't make eye contact during the hubub before the premiere of fighting with my family, which is a movie that Florence Pew was in. a monumental moment in film history. This was January 28th.

So their relationship has really moved forward since then. Apparently, he started making eye contact, and she's here for it. You know what this reminds me of? And I'm really sorry to divert this to me for one second. I have only tweeted like 40 times, so I feel like we can talk about a Liz Kelly tweet for five seconds. Okay. This reminds you of the time that I broke the news that Milakunis and Ashton Kutcher were dating. They're fledgling first dating.

They kept this secret for a long time. Now they have multiple children. They're happily married, whatever. They appeared on The Bachelor. They did. On June 23rd in 2012, all you have to do is scroll back like three times and you'll get to this tweet. I tweeted, Saw Milakunas and Ashton Kutcher at Sweet Rose, and they are deaf dating. I got it too.

And I nailed it. And I called it. And all these years later, they're still dating people. Tea Time, fam, go out and like that tweet. We're going to include it on the syllabus this week. We will. We will. On the T-Time account at T-Time underscore 33.

Right. Follow for this thing. First, just some incredible viral moments from both my co-hosts here. Okay. Next social media thing, we can move on. The next relationship thing is Jason Mamma and his beard. They go way back. And RIP his beard, because he shaved it for the first time in seven years to raise awareness for reducing plastic usage and saving our planet.

And honestly, he looks super fucking hot without it. He looks so good. He looks extremely good. That's really funny. Like the cheekbones and the jaw line really are like, oh. Oh, shit. We haven't seen those in a handsome dude. And he was doing it for a good cause.

She was trying to raise awareness about this line of canned water that he's launching. That he's a canned water? Yes. We're trying to save the planet. I just like, God. Also, I will say I can feel all of us like vibrating a little bit. And like as this podcast continues, you like keep elevating.

Okay, we're going to switch to the good relationship. Okay, yes, we are. In good news, Chloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson have very briefly put their Shataki aside and celebrated True's first birthday. It was very cute. She had this big party. It was rainbow theme. There was like cotton candy, pink unicorns.

She's so cute. She's adorable. Doesn't usually like really know what these children look like. I saw a picture and was like, holy shit. Chloe and True were matching like silk lavender dresses and like duster cardigans. It was like an entire look. Tristan was there, which is the important part because Chloe is maturing. And that's good news.

Amelia, what's the other piece of good news? So Eva Mendez and Ryan Gosling obviously have children together. They're together. She told women's health recently that, quote, it made sense for me to have kids. Not kids, but his kids. It was very specific to him. So she wasn't thinking of having children before she met Ryan Gosling. And then she was like, the world deserves our children.

You can be an orangutan and then meet Ryan Gosling be like, I will now have children with Ryan Gosling. I'm like, it's not a hard. I will bear your baby. Right. It's not a hard transition, I would say, but good for you. You can be an orangut. That is true. That is true.

Okay, next category. This is Tea Time Reviews. The Perfect Day. It's the new Noah Centineo movie. Amelia and I watched it. Kate did not for the purposes of this podcast, which we'll touch on a little later. It was a real sacrifice, but I made it. So how do we think it stacks up to his iconic role of Peter Kivinsky and to all the boys?

I'd love before. I think, in simple words, it does not hold up to his role. Right? I agree. Okay. I agree. The plot was subpar. The chemistry was so subpar.

Him as like a character was bad. It was weird. You're out on Brooks Radigan? Brooks Radigan, I'm out on you. He was like kind of a skeeby dude. The plot very, like you can watch it and spend 90 minutes. It was hard. Yeah.

But the basic plot is that this working class kid, Brooks Radigan, only dream is a working class name. Sorry. Right. That was the best name they could think of was. Brooks Radigan? I have problems with that take. But anyway, Brooks Radigan, his only dream is to go to Yale. He's got all the grades, got all the stuff.

He just doesn't have the money. He's working in a sandwich shop with his best friend, Murph. And this rich kid strolls in from his high school, is complaining about taking his cousin to this formal. And then Brooks Radigan goes, I'll take her, but I need that cash you're talking about. This goes so well with this woman, Celia Lieberman, played by Laura Marano. Oh, right, yes.

That he basically starts an entire business helped by his, friend Murf. He opens like an app. Yeah, it's called The Stand-In. And the rest of the movie is him going on all these different dates. And then, you know, no spoilers here, but like, you know, Cammy Mendez comes in as the hot popular girl who he's into. Right. And it's like, oh, there might be feelings developing between me and that girl that I took out the first time. Exactly. You can watch it. We won't spoil it. Right. It ends exactly how you think it's going to end. So like, there's no real point in like not talking about. But anyway, yeah, chemistry wasn't as good. Not as good. I just I'm afraid that he's peaked with

To All the Boys of Love Before I completely agree. And I think he tried to do some of his schicks that he obviously knew work from To All the Boys I Love Before and I like didn't feel good The second time around. Right, right.

I think my favorite part was Celia Lieberman played by Laura Marano. Yeah. She's cool. She's funky. Yeah, I just, I feel like the dialogue they gave her. I mean, a lot of the dialogue

in that movie was just like, okay. Yeah. You're not trying at this moment. Huge Brooks Reddigan Red Flag is that in like the first minute he says that his hero's Elon Musk. And then he in

assault Yukon for no reason. Yeah. It's not a great movie. The dialogue isn't great. Amelia was pissed about all the school stuff in this movie. Well, yeah. I mean, yeah. As someone who went to a state school, I'm just like, okay, what's wrong with going to a state school? Whatever.

And the thing you talked about the dialogue, it is so, so, so cheesy. Which brings us to T-Times first a game we're going to play. Of course, we made Kate Hallowell, the hamster of this project. This is called Who Said It? Noah Centeno's Twitter, or Brooks Radigan, The perfect date.

Liz thought of these and they're actually so good. Like, I was having a hard time. I'm so excited. They are difficult. They're very difficult. I'm really excited. I'm kind of afraid for you. Amelia, will you keep score and how much you get track?

Yes, yes, yes. How many are there? There's a couple. Don't worry about it. Okay. This is quote one. Okay. Well, then, I guess I'll just have to run into you by coincidence somewhere else.

Give me a time and place and I'll be there. Oh, no. That feels like it's in the context of a scene, so I'm going to say Brooks is right again. Blow me, right. It's no Cincinnati on Twitter. Yeah, you guessed one. Okay, here's the second quote. To quote the great George Cassandra,

coffee is not coffee, coffee, coffee is sex. Oh my God, I don't know. Take one, Kate. Coffee is not coffee, copy is sex. I'm going to go Brooks Riding it. Okay, fine. Okay, no doubt you got it right. Okay, okay, okay.

You're back in the game. You're one one. We're one one. I just put myself in Noah Senenano's fine, you know? Well, good luck. Okay, next one. Love has no requirements That's what makes it love

If your love for another carries requirements It's not love but a counterfeit version Oh, I love this reading This is so hard I was a theater minor, thank you very much Um Noah Cincinnati has Twitter Fuck

It's head now Okay, I mean it's head Okay what about this one No one and I are one and the same Oh my God Look it's hustle baby pure hustle Hustle Hustle baby pure hustle

Oh my God Brooks are out again Fuck Yes Okay, okay, okay, okay, we got two more. This is really hard. It's hard. And also for the people listening, she's got 50-50 shots, so it's like not that difficult.

Okay. And we did say it was going to be difficult. Yeah, right, you're right. You're right. Okay, next one. My mom says like we're the sun and the moon. Just because two forces are great doesn't mean they belong together. The rhythm of the world is great because they're in their own orbit.

Oh my God. Oh, my God. No sense and Twitter. Yes. We're going to end with one more. I know. I just had to get warmed up. We've only got one wrong.

You're a damn right. Damn it. Okay, last one. Underestimated me. No drug has ever gotten me as high as you have. Oh, my God. No, I sent me as Twitter. Fucking.

Hell, yes. That did not go as planned, but for the record, she got one wrong. I thought this was going to be a shut out. Me too. I really just, I followed my heart. I hate the confidence that you feel now. I don't like the vibe. In this corner, whatever.

We're going to move on the next category. Thrilling. Next category is not worth the T. Kate, what's first? Oh, my God. Okay, so today, Lil Dickie, who I'm just against on every level, released a song called We Love the Earth and a music video. And so this is to raise money for climate change and to save the Earth, blah, blah.

So we're fully on board with all of that. I'm pro saving the Earth just for the record. But he released this song and music video. And it's like animated and all these different animals are played, are like voiced by celebrities and top stars. It's honestly really horrible. It's so weird. There's like a guy in a thong and like. Like Justin Bieber is like a baboon.

He's like, my anus is huge. And the camera goes into this cartoon anus and then like goes into the ocean. It's horrible. But it's honestly staggering how many people he got for this song. It's like Ariana Grande, Adam Levine, Justin Bieber, Snoop Dog. And then at the end, I mean, they're like. 20 more. But then at the end, Leonardo DiCaprio shows up, and he's, like, playing himself. And he doesn't say anything, so I'm like, okay, he didn't get Leonardo DiCaprio. Like, thank

God. And then he did. And, like, Leo says something where he's like, this is my favorite song. I'm like, Leo. Yikes. That may don't do anything to save the earth. Which we respect on tea time. We do. The other thing, not worth the tea. And I'm sorry for both of the pieces of news I'm going to deliver in this category. Thank you. The first one is David Harbour from Stranger Things Dad Bought Fame. He has upset Hellboy producers and turn the production into a tailspin because of how jacked he got for this role. He was on this insane 10-week workout regimen, and the producers were, like, actually upset at how much he reshaped his body.

They thought he wasn't going to fit into the costume, caused production delays. I'm fine with either. I'm fine with David Harbour's dad bod. Love it. Love him on Stranger Things. Sure, yeah. Am I into him transforming his body into Hellboy? Yes, also that.

Both you can't lose here. Right. But also, it didn't really do anything because the movie, Yeah, the movie bombed. Hard failed. That's true. He has abs now, so it's fine. He does.

All right, Amelia, next thing, not worth a tea. Okay, so Kim, she is, obviously, she's going to be a lawyer. It's the talk of the town. It is the talk of the town. She won't let us forget it. And we recently saw an image on the Daily Mail.com of her coming out of her car into, what was it, like a testing area or something? And she, of course, was wearing, like, sweats, and her hair was down.

She was wearing a backpack. Very carefully planned. I'm a student look. Exactly. And she had a binder that said criminal on it in all caps. In like sharpie. Right. So we could all see, like, we know she's studying now.

And she did say she ate the test. It is kind of insane how curated her images. And I know we all know it and it's in the back of our head. But like when it comes to that, when it's not as like this polished look, she's still curating casual wear like that. And like, I'm taking a test. It's kind of scary. Oh, totally. Did that binder in your backpack?

Yeah, we were talking about it, and I was like, how many people were in the meeting to, like, choose this look? Yeah. Like, to be like, okay, hold your arm here so that they can see the criminal part. Like, what color binder should it be? Right. Yeah, what are you rocking? The other question was like, her backpack was absolutely full, but the binder was in her hand. She wrote a purse.

Because she had, but she had, the purse was like a 10 grand, like, Birken bag. Well, of course. Yeah. And it was just like, okay. And also, she's so tiny that everything just looked like. It's huge on her. I know. And then also we were wondering, what the fuck is going on with her sink in her home?

They released this video of the sinks that were like in. They took pictures of the sinks. Right. And everyone was like what. Literally like what the fuck because it was like just like a slit and like a stone countertop. So she like showed off how they were. There was like a slight concave. It's just at the.

It's just unreasonable. It's unreasonable. And it's like, okay, we get it. You like minimalist stuff. Also, the other thing was like there is nothing on that counter. No bar of soap. No, face-wise. That is disgusting.

If you brush your teeth and you like are just spinning on this counter, does like a housekeeper come along and like wipe it up and then so the next person can use it? Yeah. It's disgusting. Many problems. I think we just really wanted to talk about Kim for a while to avoid this next topic that Liz posted. Yep. Go ahead, Liz.

This is all you. Every once in a while, I foist upon these two things that they don't want to talk about, but I do because it's celebrity news and we have to face the thing in the bad. You know what? I appreciate this. Okay. I will say this quickly. Dak Shepard was on Jimmy Kim Alive. And essentially he said that he had sex with Jello.

I can't tell. So that's the high level info. He said that when he was a child, he watched that 1985 movie Real Genius. And then I guess a character in that movie asked another character, what were you doing naked in your room with a bowl full of Jello? So that put him in his little kid's mind. Then when he was 20 years old and like, quote unquote. Oh, so he saved this memory.

For years. 20. An adult. He's 20. Right. And then when he, like, quote, had the money. He bought five boxes of Jello. And then he did what I just said that he did.

And then he said some other gross things. But don't just, just that's all you need to know is. I'm concerned for Kristen Bell. Oh, my God. I'm concerned for their children. I just read his quote. Don't read it. It's too much.

It's too disgusting. It's gross. We're not going to put that in. We're going to move on. If you must. We're not going to put that in the syllabus this movie. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Okay, we're ending this cursed episode with our final category. This is T-Times' most unanswerable question of the week. Amelia? Okay, so we're back. Haley Baldwin slash Bieber. She is launching a beauty empire.

She has filed a trademark for, I think it's, is it like Beber? Beaver Beauty? Something like that? Yeah, I don't know. And I guess that's happening. I don't know what she's going to, probably just like, you know, it's going to be like from the color pop. factory as all right.

I feel like it's going to be, I feel like it's going to be the glossy A line where it's like middle of this makeup for people that are like so beautiful already. All you need is like a sheen on your lips and a sheen on your cheeks and that's it. Right.

Because she is very naturally beautiful. And her makeup is not like Kylie's like Kylie's making makeup for the people that wear makeup. Right, right. Haley Bieber has got mascara on it most a lot of the time. Yeah, I feel like this would just be like it's like an vino for makeup. Right, right.

Like foundation, a light cover. Right. So my question is, because everyone, every celebrity, they're making a beauty line or whatever. So which celebrity would you guys like to see make their own beauty line? So the first thing that came to mind for me was I want Jody Comer to drop a skin care line. Yeah, I need more skin care lines for people. That's my take as well.

Okay. I like that. Make our skin beautiful enough that we don't need all that shit. I'm on board with that too. That's a good answer. Especially these people have the resources to like all these doctors or all these lasers. like, bring it to the public. Please, we need your help.

Yes. I want, like, a designer beauty, skin care line. Yeah. Okay, what's your unanswerable question, Keith? One of the answer to question is, is Keanu Reeves the only actor to make a patchy beard work for him? Damn. Keanu Reeves profiled in GQ this week. He has the new John Wick movie coming out.

And in the intro, they, like, talk about how, like, oh, you know, Keanu Reeves was, like, last generation. But, like, oh, he's, like, still the same guy. And they say, today, the real Keanu Reeves has that same patchy beard. And that just stopped me in my tracks. And I was like, wow, rude. But then, like, you look at the pictures, and his beard is super patchy, and it works for him. And so my question is, I googled some, like, celebrities with patchy beards. Okay.

And all of them, like, don't commit to the beard for that reason. It's all just, like, dudes who are like... Because that's the thing is men know when they grow a patchy beard, so they're embarrassed, and then they don't... So then they don't grow a beard. Yeah. So my question is, do we think Keanu Reeves, first of all, is does the patchy beard work for him? And second, is he the only person that can really make this work because he's Keanu Oh, God.

This is why it's in this category. It is. It is. It is unanswerable. Also, if you guys have thoughts in these questions, please tweet us. Amelia, what's our handle? It is at T-Time underscore 33. Right.

We all have individual twitters as well. You guys come at us sometimes. So just answer these questions. I think it's because his whole like grungy vibe with the long hair. It's the grungy vibe. Yeah. And so like if his beard was too manicured, it wouldn't work. Yeah.

And so that's why it works for him. And I think it's like, you know, the John Wick thing. Yeah. and it's just like the aura of like, this is just how I look and it just happens to be. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Last question is, and this is really unanswerable because I think the limit does not exist. But what percentage of celebrities have veneers? And like also alternatively,

what percentage have veneers that we don't even know about? You know? They go to such amazing, like, doctors and specialists at the son that they transform their smile and then it's unattainable. And we all look at them and we're like, oh my,

So, why did you get this? And it's not people. It's deceiving. Okay, do you remember back like in the odds when Hillary Duff lost a bunch of weight and she got those horse teeth? Yes. But then she got them reshaped. But then she got them reshaped. And now she looks beautiful.

Exactly. This came into my mind because Shay Mitchell this week lost an entire tooth biting on a bagel, which. Oh, my. It was. And then she clearly has veneers because she took a selfie in the dentist chair. And it's when you bite into something and your tooth breaks off, normally it's, like half or like there's a stuff. But this whole tooth came out.

Like there was nothing there. And then the rest of her teeth are like shiny white perfect. She's obviously got veneers. All she needs to do is pop one back in there. But biting a bagel is like not a difficult thing to do. That is not good. That is not good. That's sensitive because they go down to nubs.

You know, you're real tight. Yeah. I think I'm confused about what veneers are because I'm looking at a lot of these pictures and I'm really grossed out by the idea of her just pulling a tooth out of her head. Yeah. Here are people who have veneers. if you can picture their smiles. Miley Cyrus, Hillary Duff, Cardi B, Cheryl Cole, Nicholas Cage, Kylie Jenner, Lindsay Lohan,

Sher Lloyd, Tom Cruise. Like, if you, they're all uniform. They're all uniformed teeth. Yeah, I just Googled celebrities with the videos and Hillary Duff was the first one to come up. Yeah, she's a very famous one because it went really bad and then she got a fixed. Right, right. I really think that if you're a celebrity who clearly doesn't have, like, you know, I love Kirsten Dunst, but she clearly, if you look at her teeth, she has like bangs and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she hasn't had dental work done. Yeah. But if you're a celebrity who has perfect teeth, it's more often than not veneers. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's why I feel like the limit does not exist. I feel like everyone sneakily has the veneers.

Yeah. It's also just the same with like, you know, a little tweak of the nose, a little like, yeah. It's infest in Hollywood. It really is. It's a plague. Yeah, I had to suffer through braces. Yeah. And it's also, like, I feel that veneers and, like, dental work aren't as, like, shamed, quote?

Yeah, for sure. For sure. As, like, plastic surgery. So it's just like, you know. Right. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, braces for the win. Tea time is pro braces. Okay. We're all about halfway or more. Amelia, you almost finished your Dunkin' Donuts. Holy crap. Also, did we mention that we have the Afflex-sized giant? Oh, yeah.

They're giant. Yeah. They're giant. Yeah. Great stuff from Amelia. She's like two-thirds of the way through. How will you bring us next week? Tweet something about what do we want? Chipotle maybe. Yes. Tweet them off like next to things of Chippole and then maybe we'll be 80.

That's the goal for next week. Okay, we will see you next time. This has been Tea Time. I'm Liz Kelly. I'm Kate Hallowell. And I'm Amelia Wadley.