The Prestige TV Podcast - ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ Season 1 Finale: Who Framed Coop?
Episode Date: May 30, 2025Jo and Rob reexamine the evidence to recap the Season 1 finale of ‘Your Friends & Neighbors.’ (0:00) Intro (2:31) Where does the show go from here? (5:34) Why the monologue-heavy style of the s...how became exhausting (18:44) Coop’s heel turn (23:36) The lack of payoff for supporting characters (32:51) The killer revealed (39:36) Which characters will be back in S2? Email us! prestigetv@spotify.com Subscribe to the Ringer TV YouTube channel here for full episodes of ‘The Prestige TV Podcast’ and so much more! Hosts: Joanna Robinson and Rob Mahoney Producers: Kai Grady and Donnie Beacham Jr. Additional Production Support: Justin Sayles Email us! prestigetv@spotify.com Subscribe to the Ringer TV YouTube channel here for full episodes of ‘The Prestige TV Podcast’ and so much more! Hosts: Joanna Robinson and Rob Mahoney Producers: Kai Grady and Donnie Beacham Jr. Additional Production Support: Justin Sayles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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prestige TV podcast feed. I'm Joyna Robinson. I'm Rob Mahoney. And we have the honor, the delight, the pure pleasure of talking to you about the your friends and neighbors season one finale episode.
Rob Mahoney, that sure was an episode of television, was it not? It really was. It was a season of television.
You know, many, many, many, many, many things happened, certainly. We found out who done it. So if you haven't watched the finale yet, you know, you might want to go watch the finale before we talk about the,
the way this murder mystery concluded
and a number of other things
that happened inside of this episode of television.
I'm going to say you really should
if you are not caught up,
not just for the spoilers, Joe,
but I don't think you and I
can appropriately do this episode justice.
It is the kind of experience
that has to be seen to be believed.
I astounding stuff.
I guess before we get into that,
and thank you all for your emails,
press HDV at Spotify.com.
A lot of them we won't be reading
because a lot of them were incorrect guesses.
about who done it.
So thank you all for your speculation.
Yeah, I appreciate people taking their shots.
You know, trying to get on the record ahead of time,
just wanting to get it down.
Always take your swing.
Guess what?
No one solved it.
It took the rag tag team of Coop and Elena and I guess Detective Lynn.
But I'm not sure that she was actually involved.
Before we get into sort of the episode itself,
Rob, where are you sitting, I guess,
like we have been talking all season about how,
however we're feeling about season one,
we're like,
but season two,
we're kind of interested to see what they might do
with the sort of pieces that they have on the board.
Or just see how that might play out in season two.
So where are you feeling about that after the end of this finale?
Even more resolute in that stance.
I feel like where we end up,
more gentleman thieving.
And not just that,
I will say,
but like,
Coop almost like using the hedge fund plot line
as subterfuge to then set up his next theft.
I thought was actually one of the most enjoyable parts of the episode.
So we get to the right place in the end.
But to get there, we just got to sweep a lot of stuff off the deck.
We got to solve all these fake mysteries.
We got to get through all of these monologues.
There's just so much happening in this episode, Joe.
But at the end point, I actually am kind of intrigued by a season two.
And the show is pleasant enough that I am along for the ride for that.
We are back to not just thieving, but we are like obstinately art thieving,
even though that went not well for us.
It was the most dangerous kind.
I mean, sometimes you can't resist it.
I will say that I was hoping that this is how the hedge fund plot,
that there was this ticking clock.
He's got to be on the tarmac.
And I was like, I hope he goes, robs a house instead.
Well, everyone he knows is at this gala.
That makes the most sense for me and sets us up for season two to be about more thieving,
which is what we wanted anyway.
So thank you for that, your friends and neighbors.
Before we get into some of the other specifics of this episode,
I want to read one email that we got from our listener, Hillary,
about a previous plot point.
After the cocaine binge that Nick and Coop and Barney and Joy,
and they're on the golf course, right?
Hillary says, when Coop and Barney are having their heart to heart
in the golf course after their night of clubbing,
Coup says that it's midnight.
What are we to think these men drove to Manhattan,
went to a club, had a whole montage of drug-fuel dancing,
drove back to Westchester, and I've been driving around the country club, and it's only midnight did they get to the club at 5 p.m.
Rob, I cared to comment on the timeline question that Hillary presents for us here?
You know, the logistics of that are quite frankly impossible.
Like, we're in collateral levels of like you just cannot cross that.
You can't cover that much ground that quickly in addition to the full night's activities.
But as a washed person, I connect very deeply with the idea of the night feeling well and fully, not just over, but loopy by midnight.
I went out to like a pub trivia thing last night with a bunch of people who are in their early 20s.
And I was like, yeah, we're going to like hang out.
And it was like 9.30.
Yeah.
And they were like, we're like, we're done.
And I was like, okay.
They're like, it's a Wednesday.
I was like, Jenzy, you are different.
Wow.
You are different people than I grew up with.
I was like, okay, well, have a good night.
Healthy work life balance and sleep priorities?
I didn't think it was possible.
Are they getting full nights of sleep?
Couldn't be me.
Couldn't be me.
All right.
We opened this episode with a dream sequence
wherein Coop dreams that he is a fiction reader
and he is reading Bright Lights Big City.
I have this nightmare sometimes too, Joe.
Rob's like, oh my God, dear God.
Not that, anything but that.
Keep the contemporary fiction away from me.
Okay.
This book, which came out in the 80s,
and was made into a pretty subpar Michael J. Fox movie.
And Coop sort of quotes it later when he's talking about the line in this episode that gives the episode its title about metaphors and et cetera.
And it's about a disaffected 20-something who tries to make it in New York and gets distracted by a life of cocaine.
And in the movie version, Kiefer Sutherland, who among us wouldn't be distracted by Kiether Sutherland and a pile of cocaine.
And just gets into sort of the idea that like the very basic hit you over the head message of your friends and neighbors, which is material goods and the rat race and all of those things that we think are supposed to be the things we want or the American dream are really just plastering over, you know, the actual issues and problems and hopes and dreams that we have that we're unwilling to address as we get sucked into the world of capitalism.
or the rat race or in the case of, I guess,
Olivia Munn's character, Sam,
um,
sleeping your way to the top question mark.
Um,
how do you feel this works as like a literary illusion?
This gets into sort of what kind of show does your friends and neighbors think it is?
And is your friends and neighbors the kind of show where like,
you're like, yeah,
you've really earned that 1980s contemporary fiction quote.
or are you like, this is it trying to reach
for being more high-brown than we actually want the show to be?
What do you think?
I think it is absolutely reaching and straining itself in the process.
Like, not only is that like a kind of a direct illusion
and a nod to that sort of text
and like just a totally different kind of fiction,
but ultimately like the fourth or fifth different,
like this metaphor is a real thing in Coop's life joke bit
that they have tried to like shoehorn into this.
Like I get it.
We're literalizing all these ideas that are happening right before.
our very eyes.
They're clear diminishing returns to that.
I just think once you get into the mealy-mouth monologues of this show, they don't
really work.
And I say that as someone with, I would say, personally, an incredible tolerance for
overriding.
Like, I am down for it, generally speaking.
I will go along for a lot of rides.
This show has too much of a lot of things.
It has too many characters.
It has too many shows it's trying to be at once.
It has way too much writerly flourish happening.
And especially when you start putting that.
flourish into Sam's mouth, a character
who, I don't know that it made sense at a
Coop's mouth either, but it certainly doesn't make sense
coming out of hers. I'm just like
completely at sea. Okay. I mean, this
is like the record scratch moment
of the whole entire season is
when Sam,
again, as played by Livyamon,
gets her own voiceover
moment. That's gender equality
though, if you ask me. We've really
solved it. Oh, sure, sure.
One
three-minute monologue for Sam and an entire
season of coop plathering on. Sounds
equal to me. I felt
myself in a similar corner where I was like, why can
train
spotting or Fight Club or these
other, you know, very
overly written voiceover
monologue heavy movies that
I love, Fight Club
mixed, but definitely
mixed positive. You know, how can Tarantino
get away with this? Like, how can all these people get away
with this? And I'm not letting this show
get away with it. Like, what is the
difference here? I don't even
know that it's the quality of the writing, I think it's just like the overwrittenness is not
matching the depth of what the story is trying to say, potentially, or potentially, like, you know,
those examples I cited were, you know, 90s early odds, like perhaps we're just in a more,
to quote Jerry McGuire, like, cynical age. Like, you know, perhaps we can't handle this kind
of overly written voiceover in our media anymore. What do you think? I don't know. I think we, I still
think we can. And certainly there's even
recent touchstones, and it's also a thing that's
like, you know, you cited like very masculine
examples of that, but I think like Gone Girl
does this really effectively, especially in terms
of like the narration monologue. Like, it can be done
really, really well if
what you're saying fits the character who's
saying it. And I think that's one of, it's been one of
things I've bumped on the most with this show.
Everyone sounds like Jonathan Tropper
writing a script.
You can get away with that sometimes if the
performances really, really sell it.
You know, if the character, if, like, there are
characters, there are movies, there are shows in which it's like very clear that everyone is like a little
too clever than a real person would actually be in those circumstances. That can be super enjoyable
to watch. But I'm just like rolling my eyes so, so hard at this monologue. And I'm going to,
I would take it a step further, Joe. I think what you described, you said it wasn't bad writing.
If you're overwriting and not matching to character and not serving the actor performing it,
that's bad writing. Like it would, it's just what it was. You're right. It's not, it's bad writing
in terms of matching the rhetoric to the character.
I was just like, is this any more florid or ridiculous than some of the other, you know, overwritten monologues that I've enjoyed in film and television?
And I'm like, I'm not sure, but like, for Sam specifically.
Yes.
I already this morning texted you about the line where she says, you move into an exclusive hamlet you've never heard of called Westmont Village.
You're from South Boston.
You don't know from villages.
something Sam would never say.
No.
Okay, so that's something Sam would never say.
Here's something most humans would never say, a phrasing most humans would not use.
Here's something that literally makes no sense.
Six years later, you're a waitress because the stepping stone became a boulder.
What does that mean?
I flagged that one too.
What does that mean?
It was too big to step or climb on?
Is it like a millstone around your neck?
like what it like what you know it's become a stepping stone yeah like it's too hard to climb you can't scale it
and you thought oh like I feel like what they're going for is I thought I would just step stone into
a waitress and then become like a famous model or actress or whatever it is that the according to her
hot girl in high school like thinks she deserves or is owed or whatever but like yeah it's become a
bolder that's too hard to climb I don't know I suppose we can work our way into figuring out what this means
but you can't ask us to do that inside of TV mom.
It takes a lot of diagramming to figure out what you're trying to say in that moment.
I was, and I could just like see whether a shopper or anyone else on the writing team,
I could just see them like patting themselves in the back when they wrote that down
and they're like, we really did it.
And I was like, oh no, what is this?
The Olivia Munn monologue is genuinely the low point of the entire series for me.
It is a huge reveal moment.
The whole season has been building up to.
it and it's just the biggest possible dud.
But as far as the writing goes,
this is a line from Coop,
where he's also kind of over-explicating in the
narration and he says,
it was all just an elaborate illusion where the magician
and the audience were one and the same.
And I'm just like, oh.
Really?
Oh, brother, but right before that,
here's actually, okay, the same monologue
is, I agree, I think, the worst
moment, the worst sequence of the
entire season.
And we say that as people who have,
I've genuinely enjoyed Olivia Munn on this show.
And I do not recognize the performance or the character,
certainly in the narration,
but even in that confrontation, heel-turn kind of moment.
I have no idea what's going on there.
Right before he says a thing about the magician in the audience being one and the same,
this is, I think, the biggest mistake that they make inside of the season and this episode
is right before that he says,
a big solid house, a small piece of forever,
but there's rot in the foundation.
And I was like, oh, okay.
So this is, you know, underlining the message that they've tried to sell us all season, which is, you know, similar to the message of Madman, which is like, you know, selling you.
What is the truth behind the American dream that you've been sold?
And it's a bunch of dysfunctional people making fucked up choices and shooting himself in the foot and stuff like that.
Sure.
All of that's fine and good.
When you say rot in the foundation and you watch him like walk down this sort of like green.
lawn, you know, beautifully manicured place.
Then you're invoking like blue velvet and David Lynch and Twin Peaks.
And I was like, I'm sorry, you can't play in the playground of one of the most masterful
storytelling artists of our lifetime and give us this like cheese whiz version of it.
Like it's just, it's a, it's an unflatting comparison to subject yourself to.
And I really think that if the show.
tried to do less and have more fun,
that's the tone it really needs to hit in season two.
And then we can all enjoy this light and fluffy B&E caper.
Like, why wouldn't we, you know?
I think that show could be a lot of fun.
I think there's some room, too.
Like, you can have the light and fluffy B&E caper with bits of dramedy,
but this just leaned so hard into it and so hard into that sort of messaging.
I thought the areas in which the hammering of the themes were a little bit more effective,
we're on the coop and melt front.
Like this idea that not only is all this stuff a distraction,
but like it, look,
the delivery of this dialogue is not great
because it's literally like,
Coup just like screaming the thesis.
But this idea that like you take your eye off the ball
by focusing on these material things
and you lose sight of all this stuff
that's actually important or actually foundational
or it's like it's not rot,
but it's just kind of unattended to.
Like,
I think that's a reasonable underpinning for a show like this.
I just don't think it earns a lot that comes with it.
I agree with that.
I really liked that Mel and Coop scene.
I don't like any time John Ham yells that much,
but she was yelling right back and so that, you know, sort of like, again.
But later, he, while the Rolling Stones play.
As far as groans go, I got to say.
The fact that you're getting me with the needle drop, too, it was just a lot going on.
He says you work hard to get the life you want until someone comes to take it all away from you.
And I'm just like, I thought the message that we were really circling the season was that, Coop,
you are the architect of your own disaster here.
Like, you know, Mel literally says it.
Like, there's a moment you stop fighting for us when you really need to fight for us.
You know, fight for yourself.
Don't just roll over and go to prison.
Fight for us.
Fight to hold on to what matters, which is your kids and like all those other stuff.
And then at the end, Coop's like someone takes.
And I'm like,
someone who?
Is someone in the room with us right now?
I mean,
and so then I just feel like the show doesn't even understand its own messaging.
And Coop also tries to like have his cake and eat it too
when he's just like, you know, I should have been nicer to you.
But, you know, I'm not going, nor should he go to jail for her.
But just sort of like these moments where like Coup's like,
you're fighting for this redemption.
You're not sure you deserve.
There's all these moments where Coup tries to like sort of.
say he's a piece of shit
without, I think, actually believing
that he's a piece of shit.
And listen, we're all pieces of shit.
So I'm not, like, I'm not sitting on high judgment
of coup here.
We all have our issues.
But, like, I just don't like the way that the show is
sometimes trying to pretend that this character is
self-reflective and then just completely
veering away from that the next second, you know?
Absolutely.
I think, like, second to second, again, not an unpleasant
show to watch.
Like, it has its charms.
I was laughing out loud at some of the elements of this
episode. It's also, I would say, structurally speaking, the structure of this episode is how many times can we let Coop dunk on people?
Like, one up the country club guy. One up the SAT mom. One up the hedge fund. It's like he gets to do the comeuppance like world tour to everyone. And I would say it extends beyond him too. It's also like Mel with the ladies at brunch. If you want to go back further, it's Sam with the skincare consultant. And granted, these are not characters. Like the people,
talking to are just like straw men and women who have wandered into the scene. And it's like,
let me tell you why I am so great and so right. And it's like, you can only do that so many
times. And frankly, I'd prefer that many times be zero. But if you need one or two, I'm going to allow
it. If you need eight or nine in one episode, that might be too much. Well, especially when we're like,
you know, maybe this speaks to someone and that audience is not me. But I just think that like
Coop grinding the SAT lady into dust
in an effort to clear the competition out of the way
for his daughter to go to Princeton.
How is that, you know,
after he just said,
you don't have to go to Princeton,
you don't have to go to Princeton,
you don't have to do this,
you don't have to worry about this.
Like, I have learned my lesson
and chasing Princeton
and all these other, you know,
symbols of success
is not what we, the coop family are going to be doing going forward.
And then he's like, except now I'm going to blackmail a lady into getting the competition
out of my way so my daughter can go to Princeton.
I'm like, which is it?
You know, are we leaning full villain and saying, how much money do you want from us to get
Hunter out of suspension?
You know, how can I blackmail, you know, like the shit that rich parents will do
to get their kids, you know, onto the road to college?
That's actually an interesting story.
Becky, we salute you always. But like,
Felicity Hoffman, you are in our thoughts.
But like, then don't pretend that our characters are more enlightened than anyone else
around them, which is, you know, because isn't what he's doing the exact same thing
that SAT lady is doing in getting the SAT answers in the first place?
So how are, to your point, these characters who are dressing down the other characters
around them, the golf course guy was like really bothering me because I was just like,
why are you pretending that
you have any moral high ground here
when you know you did not kill someone
but you've been fleecing your neighbors
totally there's nothing to stop you
from like filching things from the lockers
in this country club you are not the victim here
in any way whatsoever so
in fact for season two like looking at the tea time list
and busting into those homes not a bad plan
as far as theft goes so just like let him be a villain
and I will have fun with that but like don't try to serve me a
who I'm supposed to be like, wow, he's better and more enlightened than everyone around him.
That's where the show, like, really gets me.
And maybe this is the kind of thing where, you know, we've talked about the season two element
of kind of like clearing some of the decks and restructuring the show and focusing on the things
that work.
Maybe this is the kind of thing where we look down the line at season four of your friends
and neighbors.
And you're like, oh, this was the start of that descent into a kind of villainy for crew.
Right.
Right.
Like, if the show is starting to clarify and understand what he is from this point on, I would
believe it.
We've seen lots of successful shows.
that's been the case.
On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, I was thinking about this because I was thinking about
Nancy Botwin and on weeds or Walter White on Breaking Bad. Like, what is, you know, what is the
equivalent of this character who starts as a head of their family and then finds themselves
an increasingly sticky situations and sort of has to wriggle their way out of it?
And, you know, Walter's journey from Mr. Chips to Scarface, which is the thing that they always
like to say with Breaking Bad, like, initially, when he's getting one over on people or all the
sort of stuff like that, it's just because, like, it is, it is a mess of his own making, but is to,
like, literally get himself out of, like, life and death scenarios. And, you know, similarly with
Nancy Botwin, it's just sort of like, she's painted herself into a corner and she realizes this,
but the move she's making is to get herself out of a corner that she has painted herself into.
With Coop, it's just like he's choosing to just like actively run towards those corners and like paint him.
You know what I mean?
Like he's just like he's active making choices he does not have to make.
Yes.
Which is true of Walter White Nancy Botwin too, but like it's just sort of like it's a, it's a, the stakes are different.
Completely.
And so the justification of bad behavior is different.
And if the justification of bad behavior is like, I deserve to be in this country club or I deserve to have my daughter go to.
to Princeton, so let's get the competition out of the way.
It is so much harder than, like, Walter White's, like, I deserve to survive this encounter
with this, you know, drug ring that I have walked myself into, but, like, walk myself into.
You know what I mean?
And also underpinned by the stakes of, like, I think I'm dying and I'm trying to provide
for my family.
And Coop's a version of I'm trying to provide for my family is, like, I kind of don't want
to trade in my car for the Mercedes and recoup some money.
And so instead, I'm going to rob people.
And then instead, I'm going to get accused of murder.
and then instead I'm going to be on still my high horse somehow
through this entire process.
The other issue I have,
I really liked the sequence where,
like, Tori comes down to watch the sting with her dad.
I'm going to say maybe the best parenting coup episode yet.
Genuinely, like,
giving the watch.
Genuinely, like, good parenting moments with both kids
has an actual manner of communicating and conversation with them.
I really like both of those sequences.
with Hunter and Tori both.
I agree, but there are ways in which these characters all feel like accessories inside of
Coop's story in like, I think with Elena specifically, we were talking to Bill last week about
how like Elena is such a tough example of like a character I want to be interested in.
Yeah.
You know, a character that I said when she showed up that I was glad she was here, which I was.
But like the way she's used in this finale, which is just as an assist to Coop, because he has leveraged over her.
to get the goods on Sam,
which, like, he should not go to deal for murder.
Like, I support that.
But what's Elena's story at the end of this season?
We don't check in with her because she doesn't matter because she's done being part of
Coop's story.
So, like, her story now doesn't matter.
We're not, like, montage checking in with, like, what's going on with Barney?
Like, what's going on with these people where you've asked us to invest in their side story?
But at the end of the day, it's the Coop Show, which is fine.
But then don't ask me to invest in.
the personal lives of these other characters.
Yes.
I mean, it takes them about 30 minutes to remember that Elena is still on this show.
Like, she's just not in this episode until it becomes narratively convenient for Kup to, like, turn to her for help.
Right.
And even then, this is a character who ostensibly stole all of the money from Kup that he made from gentleman thieving.
And he's, like, kind of cool with it.
I think there's a bunch of different moments in this episode where, like, people, like, it's just like water under the bridge.
We don't really want to have an actual conversation about some of the things that are pulling these characters apart.
And so we're just going to kind of let things be resolved and forgiven very, very quickly.
Nick shows up at the gala with Mel.
She's like, yeah, that's cool.
Here's a kiss on the cheek.
I'm going to go my way to dance with these other ladies.
Okay.
This also, okay.
I had a really bad time with this episode television.
It bothered me so much when Nick was like, it was my bad for falling in love with someone who's in love with someone else.
and Mel, a therapist who recently not only fucked her ex-husband, but slapped another woman
for also doing so, is like, what do you mean? I don't get it. Whatever could you be referring to?
And I was like, what are you? Like, she's not stupid. That made her look stupid. And I'm like,
you've worked so hard to have me invest in Mel and think she is like an intelligent, emotionally intelligent
person, she's constantly
coaching Coop on emotional
intelligence. And so for her to be like,
I don't know what you mean.
It was
deeply frustrating.
Not good. Again, a lot of these
little side exchanges just didn't work, which I think
speaks to something we've been talking about for a while.
There's just too much going on
with something. It's trying to stretch too thin,
and then you get to a point where it's like,
Mel comes off kind of looking like an idiot in this episode.
Ultimately, like, other characters
who are supposedly people,
don't have actual feelings.
They just nod along and give a thumbs up to Coop
as he kind of goes along his merry way.
There's a real tension point between
storylines like Elena's,
which as you're saying,
she's not operating independently of Coop at all
within the world of this show.
Except for the moment where they needed to set her up
to steal his money.
You know what I mean?
Like the stuff with her brother.
But even then, there's no,
like we literally haven't seen her brother
since he was getting his fries eaten
at Crystal Burger or whatever that was.
There's been no
independent follow-up, I would say on the counterpoint to that, like, Ali is a character who has her stuff with Coop, has stuff that's independent of Coop. I don't think it's working particularly. I don't think it's super well executed, but it's like, okay, that character has a story. I don't think Elena even has a story, which is a huge problem.
Do you think when we get Allie walking down the street at the end of this episode, do you think whose note was it that we need to put a smudge of blue paint on her face so people know.
for sure that she's the one who spray painted
fuck Bruce on his garage.
You know what? She really got that bar
into a lather. Yeah.
Chanting fuck Bruce. It could have been anybody.
Oh, sure. So you really do have to clarify that it must be Allie.
It must have been Alley. It could have, yeah.
Shout out Bruce's wife, who's like immediately like,
I know you did something. I know you deserve this, Bruce.
I live with you. I know. I know how you operate.
Bruce sucks. Everyone knows it. Everyone at the bar knows it.
The alley stuff I think overall just doesn't really work,
but I can see them at least trying to create a story out of it.
I do want to give all credit,
Lena Hall can really fucking sing.
When she starts belting doll parts,
I'm like,
I now understand why this is the most quiet
and reverent bar in human existence.
Like, this is actually a place you go to see a show.
And that, like, you know, Tori and Hunter were like,
we want to go and we want, you know,
like them acting like a family, you know,
circling around their aunt and stuff like that.
I liked all of that stuff.
There is like some great,
there's some great family stuff
inside of this episode that I quite like.
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How did you feel, Joe,
about the fact the reveal in the finale of season one
that Hunter is a concert level pianist?
Didn't we get, like, isn't he, like, a musical savant?
He's a musical kid, like, but he's, I would say there's a tangible difference to me
between, like, making beats on your laptop and...
What do you mean?
Composing in the manner he does.
in this episode. What do you mean? I feel like strokes on the keyboard and strokes of your computer
and strokes on the keyboard of the piano, same level of skill, same level of hours of practice,
don't you think? Why are you being so elitist, Rob? I don't understand. Strokes on the keyboard
equaling strokes on the keyboard is the level of metaphor and symbolism we needed narrated in this
episode. All right, what else do we want to talk about in this episode? You know who comes off
really well in this episode, actually? Who's that? Is like our favorite character, Cat.
Love cat.
Cat, great in every scene.
Yeah.
Why did we not get the legal drama in literally any respect?
Here's, you know what?
We've heard a lot of grievances, Joe Big and Small about this show.
Here's my utmost grievance.
This is very personal to me.
Okay.
You're not going to put us in trial for Coup's trial.
We're not in the courtroom.
We're not interested in going there.
That's fine.
You write the show the way you want to write it.
You tell the story you want to tell.
You simply cannot.
negotiate the plea deal off screen.
Like, I need cat in the room with the prosecutor
hashing out the plea deal.
And her, like, oversized fashion blazer,
which I loved.
A hundred percent.
Like, this, let cat eat.
Let her have her moment.
Overall, like, the legal plot line,
as far as the murder goes,
is basically just like,
I guess I'll take the meeting for the plea deal.
We got a plea deal.
Oh, wait, I don't want the plea deal anymore.
And then that kind of backdoors into the burner,
phone subplot, which then back doors into a widow committing $20 million insurance fraud,
but kept the bloody suicide note subplot.
Do you think the murder weapon was also in her little passport drawer before she dropped
into Coombe's trunk?
Yeah, so I guess they had two guns.
Must have been what happened?
Because there was the one gun that had never been fired that was in the gun safe at their
house that got turned over to the police.
And I guess this was a second gun.
And what about the gun in her bag?
I guess this was the bag gun?
I think there's...
And Coup at least lampshays this by being like,
when did everyone get guns?
But the lampshade line...
That was actually funny.
The lampsheet line that I did not like
was when Officer Hernandez was like,
I sound like a TV cop.
And I'm like, just calm down.
You're in a TV show.
You're in TV show.
I'm in the bag for Officer Hernandez.
No, I mean, obviously my favorite character on the show.
But like, you know, it's a...
also when yeah i mean
when coops goes into cat's office
to talk about whether or not he's going to take the plea deal and like
their discovery is just all over the table and she's like
here let me fit out of this pile of documents
let me fish out the phone records which just happened to be right here
like um it's fine
do you think that sam
when she was putting together
this plan at the last minute
to fool everyone
with the pinging of the cell phone towers.
Do you think she got that from
the podcast serial?
Or is she just like a murder podcast
aficionado, a true crime
aficionado in general?
This is a great question.
I honestly would have loved a subplot
where Sam is constantly listening
to murder pods.
Every time you see her in her SUV,
then she's just like, you know,
just brushing up.
Just trying to see what's what.
Just trying to cover her tracks a little bit.
I think that would honestly be a...
Maybe it's too big a tip of the hat.
But look, in a show where, as we talked about last week,
there are just no plausible actual, like,
people who could have committed this murder other than possibly Sam,
and then it turns out it's not a murder at all.
Like, it was already pointing in her direction.
Why not point a little harder with some pods?
I guess, I mean, I will say.
In terms of, like, the who-done-it reveal,
I will give the show credit where it is due
and say, like, we were like,
there's no way,
can't be Sam and in a sense
we were right. But
from a certain point of view. From a certain point of view.
But
they found a way that it wasn't Sam
and in a way that it wasn't just like a rando
walking in and it wasn't like Allie or
Elena or another character that didn't make sense.
The son, someone suggested, you know, like
whatever. So yeah,
the suicide
but then we have to endure
the line where she's like, I don't know, what does she say?
Your husband blows his brains out on FaceTime
is like something that this part
of her monologue.
I don't know, man.
She also name checks the show.
There's just,
there's so much happening in that monologue.
I don't like.
I will say by virtue of her not being the murderer,
and as Coupa lutes to,
probably getting off more or less Scott-free,
like short-term, possibly,
community service, probably.
Like, we get to keep Olivia Munn in the,
in the show potentially,
which I'm, I still am excited about,
even though this was not her best episode
or her character's best episode.
I don't know what you do with that character
moving forward. But as like an out, like we, I think we're starting to see within this finale
that like staring and tattering behind people's backs whenever like anything starts to happen.
I think, I think that's like a good framing for these characters. It's a good way to kind of put
them on edge a little bit. And I'm eager to see what they do with Sam if she stays. If she,
if she just doesn't straight move out. I think it has to be like a melon Sam reconciliation is like,
all, you know, we got to tease that when they're sort of like looking at each other from there.
matching shiny SUVs.
Yeah, their yin yang of range rovers
pulling out of their spots.
If you were to loop, you know,
given that Coop insists on continuing to
gentlemen thief in season two.
Which you simply must.
Who are you most excited
to loop into the criminal enterprise
in season two?
I mean, I think we got to get Barney fully on board.
It's Barney. To wash the money.
Got to wash the money.
You got to be, like these big stacks of cash.
Like, it's just,
not going to cut it, hiding it in a
in a vent.
Yeah.
No.
We got to look, if you're going to be a gentleman thief,
the whole point is it's a little more dignified than that.
Okay.
So, you know, have some self-respect for your new chosen profession.
You say Barney to wash the money.
Yes.
I say Mel to like, you know, a sort of like Mr.
or Mrs. Smith, like, you know, double act situation from...
I do like that.
From this family.
Yeah.
I think Barney makes the most sense in terms of, like,
if we're going to continue to go down the road
of like a Breaking Bad or
weeds where the enterprise just grows and grows and grows
and grows, you do need someone to like
put all the cash into one of those cash
county machines and then like do
all the other things. I love that.
That's the kind of montage
I'm talking about, okay?
But I need Melinvolves.
I think it would be really fun to have Mel involved.
The kids?
Maybe.
I mean, you do need
some sick beats when you're
on these jobs, you know, like maybe you need a soundtrack.
Do you think we're careening towards a Hunter, Aunt Allie collaboration where they like
Oh, wow, I didn't even consider that.
A sick album together.
He, like, produces her album and it's a huge hit or something like that.
I would honestly love it.
Joe, how do you feel about music writing on screen?
You know, like the aha moment of like, we just wrote, we will rock you.
How do you feel about those sequences?
Oh, well, in that movie specifically,
I kind of baited you on that one.
That was fucking terrible.
I let my biases show a little bit.
I got to admit.
But there's like, what's the Paul Dano Beach Boys movie
with John Cusack?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love and mercy.
Love and mercy.
Watching Paul Dano
come up with good vibrations is cinema.
That one is good.
That one's really good.
Watching Queen come up with We Don't Rock You is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
It's very bad.
I do think the real life songs are a little harder,
but if you had Hunter and Allie, you know, like banging out an original track,
one, the track needs to be good.
That's always challenging, making fictional works of hard good.
Really tough.
But when it hits.
Just at Studio 60.
Go ahead, yeah.
Did you ever see the Nick Offerman joint Heartbeat Loud?
Yes.
In Casey Clemens.
Yeah.
Cursey Clemens, like really good original music.
And that's a scene where it's like their scene of like writing that song is electric.
I agree.
So you know what?
I'm open to it.
I don't know what the future holds for Allie.
She's got to clean her face, wipe off the blue smudge first.
Or maybe not.
Maybe lean into it.
And that's her new signature look, you know, whichever way they want to go.
But I think those two should get into the studio together.
Yeah, yeah.
to give Hunter's a plotline that isn't just like Hunter gets a girlfriend
and a watch this season.
That's development.
That's growth.
Shout out to Mel when she's like Morgan Adderall Morgan.
That was good.
That's good.
Again, there's good jokes in this show.
I just want more of the jokes and less of like Sam monologuing about stuck up hedge fund guys.
You know, like I want a little less of that.
Not because it's not true, but because,
like you were also very recently a rich stuck-up person yourself until you realized you had no money.
You don't deserve it. You and all the other money guys. You walk around like such big shots.
Like all this money is proof of something when it was handed to you.
Ma'am, you were at a country club like two days ago, like lounging by the pool, hobnobbing with everyone else.
I don't know what's happening. I almost called her lady there and I think we are like contractually obligated to say that Kat gets a don't call me lady moment here in the finale.
So here at the ringer.com, we support the great work of all women not wanting to be called lady in loud and dramatic fashion.
Okay, so we are ready for the like Rizzling Isles Law and Order spinoff that is Kat and Officer Hernandez.
Yes.
Yes.
See, I didn't know what I wanted this show to be until you just said that.
And now it's been clarified perfectly.
We're ready for that.
Detective Lynn should probably be reassigned to another borough.
I would appreciate that enormously.
I just don't understand what they're.
doing with this character.
When she's like talking through a full mouth and you're like,
wow, that sure is one tough broad.
She gets sauce everywhere.
What a.
No, she wants her sauce on the side, though.
She's trying to be proactive about it, but this burger place is trying to keep her down.
And Officer Hernandez is like you're going to get sauce in all of our evidentiary documentation?
I want to bounce through a couple of those characters and say, like, do we think they will be
a recurring or in any way prominent part of your friends and neighbor season two?
Like Detective Lynn, is she going to be back around investigating anything?
Is she just like a part of the firmament of the show now?
Yeah, because she's the cat to his mouse because even though he got out of this murder wrap,
she already knew she was like, there's been something wrong with you from the jump, my guy.
So yes.
Not wrong about that.
Bad police work elsewhere, but the instinct was correct.
What about Live Cross at the hedge fund?
Do we ever see Live Cross again?
What a shitty use of Live Cross inside of this episode.
I would have rather it was like the cocaine brothers who came to like to give Coop the walk and talk than this use of live.
Yes, yes, we're going to see her again.
How about Nick?
Is Nick done on this show?
Should be.
It's tough.
If I were then, I would say Nick has moved to Los Angeles and we wish him well.
You know, you're going to move more toilets there anyway.
I think you've got to really know your market.
He would be big in Japan.
That's what I think.
Well, here's the thing.
That market is too well saturated.
Like, he's trying to break into an American audience
that doesn't even know how far toilet technology can go.
Okay, fair enough.
Fair enough.
Who else?
How much do we get of Barney's home life with Grace and the renovation and his in-laws?
Like, do we see any of that stuff again?
Well, that will make more sense to me if Barney is inside of the organization.
I will be more invested in that if Barney is inside of the organization.
Because then it won't feel like a weird detour.
It will feel like part, like, like, flowing.
naturally from the central plot, you know?
Yeah. Having these twinning sorts of like domestic, who knows what, who is involved, who is not,
who is covering things up, who is not, like, that stuff can really work between the two families.
Can I amend the sort of like, we want Barney and the, I want Barney and his wife because she's like,
she's like you and me against the world, remember?
You're right. So like, I need the two of them to be on the money washing scam.
I think the order of operations should be Barney gets involved. He quickly loops in grace.
Like immediately.
And then it becomes a tension point that like Mel is on the outs.
And you have to slowly incorporate her into the, into the bling ring, as it were.
I love this.
What about our beloved cat?
Is she still in this show?
Is she done?
She has to be in the show.
She's our favorite.
She's keeping me involved.
Like, again, I'm down for the spin-off.
And look, I think a lot of these characters, even the ones that aren't fully fleshed out as independent people within this world,
I'm sure we'll still show up in a sauna at the pool, at a restaurant.
Like, they're still going to be part of the crowd,
but I think there's a distinguishing line between who is like a part of that crowd,
that posse who's like following Coop or Mel around,
and who is an actual character who's flushed out in their own right.
Yeah.
Kat, I want more of always.
And I don't know, you know, I guess if Detective Lynn is always here to try to arrest
Coop, then Cat can always be here to, you know, get Coop out of hot water.
Yeah.
But like,
Elena.
What about Elena?
I think she's still here.
I think that clearly,
if the designs are,
we're going to keep robbing people.
Koop can't be doing it alone.
At least he tends to do very poorly
when he does it alone.
I don't know.
I think he was doing better
before Elena than he was after Elena,
right?
That might be true.
Well, I mean, look,
that's not her fault,
but I'm just saying,
it emboldened him to do,
to take bigger swings,
and then that's where they got majorly fucked up.
I don't think they know what to do
with that character.
at all.
I don't know whether we're ever
going to see Chivo again.
I don't know whether we're ever
going to see the chicken ring
eating drug dealer again.
Like, I don't, I don't
get any of that stuff.
And I'm not like,
I wish it mattered more.
I wish it were better executed
within, you know, the scheme
of the show.
I just don't think they're there yet.
What about
the cocaine brothers?
They're,
why would they leave?
Yeah.
This is where they live.
This is where they eat.
Like,
there's going to be more bros nights
that they can be invited to.
I hope so. Look, I really love the cocaine bender part of last week.
I really loved the cocaine bender that was this podcast, as you and I were getting like high on Bill's takes.
I came into this finale even more excited about the state of your friends and neighbors.
And then characters started talking and I felt a little bit differently about it.
But I do genuinely love ending with, we're going back to gentlemen thieving.
Like, this is the bare bones of what makes this show effective and we're going to get back to it.
And that's what we wanted. We did not want Kube to go to jail, like as much as you wanted a courtroom drum.
We did not want season two to be a protracted courtroom drama
where we're neither being or we're eing.
We got to be and E in order to, you know, you got to do both.
There's a little too much E with no B in this in this show, though.
Like, obviously he's trying to sneak his way in, but also, good,
it was just so glaring in this episode that literally no one has security cameras.
I know we did like the one line of dialogue earlier this season about like a Wi-Fi jammer or whatever,
but you got at least show him turning it on.
Like, you don't need a lot, but show me that.
Watch him stroll in and just boop-boop.
If you want us to believe in this technology,
we got to show us the boop-boop.
A single boop-boop an episode is fine.
But wouldn't whoever I presume is monitoring the security feeds
notice that like every other night or so
someone is boop-booping the security cameras in the neighborhood?
I, you know who does know a little bit about the B and the E is,
is Sam, who I want to ask you,
gentlemen, chef,
how did you feel about the use of the meat tenderizer
as the instrument she used to break the window
to make it look like someone broke into the house?
I mean, unquestionably works.
I don't know.
Anyone who's ever done any kind of meat tenderizing in their life,
like, you know, you have that flash of like,
what happens if I miss this and I just tenderized the shit out of my hand?
You know, as I'm like trying to keep this chicken positioned properly
or whatever it is.
So yeah, you can do some real damage with that thing.
I felt like they were trying to go for something really camp with like she's got the like yellow rubber gloves and the meat tenderizer, this very like desperate housewives kind of like moment.
But I'm like, I don't know.
Again, go more camp.
Go more camp.
Make everyone a worse person.
And don't try to sermonize anything to us because I don't think that's your strong suit, your friends and neighbors.
Be fun, be shallow and I will enjoy you so much more in season two.
I'm so glad you said that, Joe, because now that I'm thinking about it, one of the other touch points for me that came up as Sam is explaining exactly what has happened from her perspective, it reminded me a lot of a simple favor for some reason.
It's like, again, like kind of loopy, kind of camp.
Like that, at least the first movie, like, found its audience and people like really latched on to that tonality.
And this felt like you're, you kind of want something like that, but you haven't really committed in any particular direction to achieve it.
And so I think if they do lean into the campier parts of this story, it could really hit the right tone.
They're just fumbling in the dark for a lot of this stuff right now.
Yeah, I just think they're trying to be more than they should be.
Be less. I'll enjoy you more. That's all.
And I mean, that might be a little bit of a hallmark of an Apple show.
You know, we were trying to sort do a taxonomy of an Apple show.
And I think we bumped into this a little bit with Bad Monkey and a little bit.
and a little bit,
I would say with Severn sometimes too.
Like, Severn's trying to get like really deep.
And I'm like, please take me only medium deep.
You know, I love a deep show.
I just am not sure that these, you know,
these particular Apple joints are able to deliver on the depth
that they are trying to shoot for, you know?
I think the Apple shows that have been most successful
are the ones that understand that they need to only be 30 or less.
percent deep and are leaning into those elements of what they are.
The trashier elements, the more commercial elements, the more like watchable TV elements of what they are.
And then, yeah, like ones that kind of fall very comfortably into like the 60 to 70 percent deep.
Like we're going to hint at some subtext.
We're going to hint at some lore.
We're going to hint at depth of these characters that you may not see on the surface.
But like, we're not going to dig too far into it.
You know, like we're going to let the plot drive this thing.
And then when it goes off the rails, it really goes off the rails.
I think this, it wasn't a.
disaster.
You know, like, again, I had to find enough time watching this show.
I don't think it knows what it is yet.
I don't know that I know what it should be, frankly.
Like, I have, I've had mixed ideas throughout this season where I was like,
oh, I kind of like this murder mystery.
Oh, wait, this is too much murder mystery.
I kind of wish we would get back to the thieving.
Like, I was kind of swerving along with the show, trying to figure out what I wanted
it to be.
It's like, and I don't know if, I feel like there should be a consultant in
Hollywood whose sole job it is to tell
showrunners, how many episodes
of story, how much, how many episodes of story they have.
Because we were just saying with our
last episode finale pod, we were like, this needed
to be like a long, at least
a nine, if not like a 12 episode season
of television. And with this, I'm like,
I think you had maybe six episodes
of story. You know what I mean? And they just
tried to fill it out with a lot of side plots that we felt
then like spread too thin and our
attention was scatter and stuff like that. But there is like a
core, similarly, you know, like
with Bad Monkey, we wanted that to be shorter.
hijack is a show that I wanted to be a little bit shorter.
You know, like there's, you know, if someone wants to offer up their services in Hollywood,
it's not me necessarily.
No, I think it's you.
I think it's you with a Mission Impossible style countdown clock of the total runtime of the season.
Like, this is our target, you know?
You would use 20 minutes on Elena.
We're going to take 20 minutes off the clock and then this is what you've got left.
This is the like, the process in Hollywood is like you, you pitch your
pilot and then you talk to the network
and the network gives you like this many
episode order for your season. And I feel like
the next step should be then you go break your season and you
bring it back and then somebody says
actually man, you only
have X many episodes here.
So that's actually what the season is going to be.
Or actually man, you need a few more episodes
to fill this out.
Because
not every writer knows
what size bag to stuff their story.
And then either you get like two little
story rattling around a giant bag or you
get a bag that's overflowing.
And we need that perfectly sized burkin bag.
We do.
And that is what we can enjoy.
And I think we're only going to get it from Joanna Robinson.
No, that's not true.
No, you, I think you have to take this mantle, Joe.
Just because you can identify a problem doesn't mean you're the solution to the problem.
I mean, isn't that the truth?
As we talk about the many problems with your friends and neighbors.
But if you did want that job, I support you, while we're kind of like throwing our hats
in the ring or not, I would like to nominate us both as like snooty extras.
that Koop can yell at for season two.
Like, I'll be a waiter who brings him, you know,
the Sol Monnier when he wanted, like, a fillet or something.
Like, I'm down for whatever we want to do with that.
I can't believe you brought Sol Monnier back into our lives.
It is Apple TV, you know?
We're in the expanded universe.
But look, I just think that's a robust area for character actors right now.
It's like, be the person at the next table over who gets, like, yelled at or their glass
broken or whatever.
But you just said you didn't like that part of the show.
I don't.
But if you're going to do it, at least let us be part of it.
Okay, sounds great.
Yeah, definitely your friends and neighbors, after, if they're listening to this,
are like, we definitely want to hire those people.
They seem like someone we want on our team.
Definitely.
Okay.
Did we do it?
I think we did it.
Great.
Thanks to Kai Grady.
Thanks to Justin Sales.
We'll be back next week.
We've got some thoughts and feelings and ours in the fire.
And we'll both be in L.A., so we might be doing some in-study-in-person stuff.
and thanks to you, Rob,
for going on this journey
of the neighborhood with me.
I appreciate you always.
Thank you, Joe.
I have one parting piece of wisdom
for you in our audience.
I just want everyone to remember
that like it really turns out
even the princes are just frogs
and Brunello Cuccinelli polo shirts.
I want us to all take that with us.
It's right up there with like,
choose life, choose a career,
choose family, you know?
It's just like just flows just the same.
All right, we'll see you soon.
Bye.
Mom, can you tell me a story?
Sure.
Once upon a time, a mom needed a new car.
Was she brave?
She was tired, mostly.
But she went to Carvana.com and found a great car at a great price.
No secret treasure map required.
Did you have to find a dragon?
Nope, she bought it 100% online, from her bed, actually.
Was it scary?
Honey, it was as unscary as car buying could be.
Did the car have a sunroof?
It did, actually.
Okay, good story.
Car buying you'll want to tell stories about.
Buy your car today on...
Carvana.
Delivery fees may apply.
Thank you.
