The Reel Rejects - All X-MEN Movies Ranked!! (Deadpool 1 & 2 Included)
Episode Date: May 16, 2024BEFORE DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE HITS THEATERS!! Coy Jandreau from Reel Rejects is here to do a Ranking all 11 X-Men movies from the Marvel / Fox Universe as well as including Deadpool 1 & Deadpool 2! With... the X-Men 97 Episode 10 (Finale) resonating strongly with fans, the high anticipation of the return of Hugh Jackman as Logan & Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Deadpool 3, let's gear up for the ultimate ranking video before the X-Men join the MCU! The list includes X-Men (2000), X2: X-Men United (X-Men 2), X-Men The last Stand, X-Men Origins Wolverine, X-Men First Class, The Wolverine, X-Men Days Of Future Past, X-men Apocalypse, Dark Phoenix, & The New Mutants. Marvel Phase 5 is set to debut the Fantastic Four & MORE as apart of the MCU Multiverse Saga and we await the debut of Daredevil Born Again! Maybe going over this list will get our fan casting brain going with thinking of actors for Cyclops, Jean Grey, Professor X, Magneto, Storm, Rogue, Morph, Mystique, Bishop, & MORE. This is Every X-Men Moved Ranked! Follow Coy Jandreau: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwYH2szDTuU9ImFZ9gBRH8w Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Music Used In Manscaped Ad: Hat the Jazz by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! Head Editor: https://www.instagram.com/praperhq/?hl=en Co-Editor: Greg Alba Co-Editor: John Humphrey Music In Video: Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ask Us A QUESTION On CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/thereelrejects Follow TheReelRejects On FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM: FB: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thereelrejects Follow GREG ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thegregalba Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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citizens of the reject nation we are going to dive into the x-men films ranking all of them
including the deadpool films because deadpool and wolverine is around the corner and i thought
this would be a great way to celebrate our road to deadpool and wolverine looking back on all
of these films i can almost guarantee you i think my list is pretty unique to anyone else's i think
the way i see these films is unique to myself and i do see them as both someone who
grew up watching these. I was 12 when the first one came out and someone who was raised
reading these comics. So I'm very uniquely poised to dive into this. 25 years in the making.
I've not been more excited for a movie as I am Deadpool and Wolverine. And I'm really excited
to relive these films with you looking at their strengths and weaknesses. So please
leave a like if you enjoy this list. Leave a like if you didn't because I appreciate it. And
also leave in the comments below your list, your ranking. The thing about these lists is
none of them are wrong. It is your experience. It is your opinion. It is your
journey with these movies. A quarter century with these mutants is a very long time. I want to
celebrate that. So please let me know how you went through this journey, which one's your
favorite, and why I want that comment board to be like a comic store. I want to hear all of the
nerdy, nitty gritty down below, and I want it to be respectful like a well-run comic store. So
please do that down below. Without further ado, let's get to my first.
Coming in at number 13, and unfortunately one that we probably all agree with, is
X-Men Origins Wolverine.
Now, part of what makes this painful is there are moments that are great in this movie,
but there's not many of them.
And when you know what something could have been,
that does make when something's bad, all the harder.
I love the opening of this film.
I think the leave triber, live Shriver, I'm not sure how to say your name, Sabretooth,
and I'm sorry, but the sequence with him and Hugh Jackman as these brothers at arms,
these brothers through war, this beautiful relationship with Wolverine and Sabertooth,
I thought absolutely sung, and then the movie started and absolutely stunk.
I don't know how many cooks were in this kitchen,
but I do know this movie took place
while there was a writer's strike going on.
So it clearly had a lot of problems.
You guys know how much I love Deadpool.
Deadpool's my guy.
And what they did to my boy,
they massacred my boy.
And what the elements of Deadpool are were stripped away.
Like the Merck with the mouth should never have his mouth sewn shut.
And this isn't even a Deadpool movie,
but to harm a character to that level,
and then to kind of sacrifice Wolverine on that journey,
it didn't really feel like Wolverine as much,
as Hugh Jackman usually does. There were some great set pieces that are like, oh, he's doing
the motorcycle thing, he's got these moments, but they all felt like they were trying really hard.
And if that's one thing Wolverine's known for, it's not trying very hard, Bub, like he's just
the best there isn't what he does. This movie felt like someone trying to show they were the
coolest there is at what they do. And that's just not Wolverine. This movie's a lot of shiny,
a lot of failed opportunities with a few glimmers of moments. It is definitely my number 13.
Coming into number 12 is, unfortunately, because I really wanted to like this movie.
X-Men Apocalypse.
X-Men Apocalypse is a movie that really doesn't know where to put its energy.
It doesn't where to put its focus.
And it has a lot of really, really beautiful ideas,
none of which I felt like were executed to scale.
This is actually the only X-Men movie,
and I am including X-Men Origins Wolverine,
the only X-Men movie I've only seen twice.
And that hurts me because I love Oscar Isaac.
And Oscar Isaac, as Apocalypse, on paper, genius.
But how often have even thought of it since 2019 that he played Apocalypse?
That's insane.
I'm so upset that we wasted one of the great actors.
I'm glad Moon Knight did some work there.
But to hide that man under all of that and also to make the character of Apocalypse
who's so important to the X-Men, to Mutantum, to the idea of evolution, just whatever that was,
it's a shame.
Now, there are moments.
I do love Storm getting a bit more time to shine.
I do love that we get some action set pieces that feel like the team dynamic
I love from especially the X-Men animated series.
But what I don't love is that it is one of the best examples of it feeling like an interesting
mutant movie and never really establishing that X-Men tone the comics gather.
And that's going to be a theme throughout this list.
I do think there are more exceptions to that being acceptable.
But here, X-Men Apocalypse is somehow not very memorable.
It's special effects did not hold up, especially considering it was one of the later
installments.
And the villain was horribly wasted, as were a number of supporting cast.
This one just, it's such a bummer because McAvoy and Fastbender, they deserve better to.
Coming into number 11 is unfortunately one of the most recent installments in the franchise.
And a big reason I'm excited we're getting Deadpool and Wolverine because I don't want to say goodbye to the X-Men like this.
X-Men Dark Phoenix is such a bold and ambitious swing for a first-time director.
And I think that's some of its strengths, but most of its weaknesses.
I don't think you should try rebooting a franchise by rebooting a story you just hold 10.
years ago. The Phoenix story was horribly squandered in X-Men The Last Stand. We'll get to that in a
minute. But then to rehash it and then kind of fail again in a smaller way, it really is a shame
because Dark Phoenix is the iconic X-Men story for a lot of people. And it partially captured
the angst of power and the trickiness of childhood. But we'd only just met the Scott
and Jean, and they were children. So childlike angst and the God power, they really didn't
find a way to mesh very well in this film. There are some moments that I really enjoyed. I think
honestly, I like Dark Phoenix much more than the average viewer. I think the action set pieces
are very X-Men. I think the drama and the soap opera elements are fantastic. Fun fact, I was at
the premiere and I talked to Chris Claremont, one of my heroes since childhood, and he loved
this movie. And that's not to disrespect Chris Claremont, that's to show that the guy who gave us,
not just the Dark Phoenix saga, but some of the most iconic X-Men runs of all time saw his characters
on screen and felt that soap opera
power, passion, and drama
and loved it. So that DNA
is in there. I just think you have to look
a lot harder for it than you should have to.
And I also think this movie doesn't quite
have the weight to it
it needs to. And I don't know if that's all the director,
but it's certainly not an accident
that a lot of these characters aren't supporting
characters. We're very invested in. If you're going to make an
X-Men movie, use the characters we know and love.
Let us have earned moments. And how
you don't have them in the costumes that we got
teased is just beyond me. This movie,
Overall, just didn't land where I wanted it to, but a lot like my last one, X-Men
Apocalypse, it does serve Storm a bit better than the Brian Singer ones do.
So if there's light at the end of the tunnel, it's some of the characterizations, some of
the storm stuff, and some of the team-building elements in the action.
And as ever, McAvoy and Fastbender are pretty fantastic.
Coming in at number 10 is really interesting because this one moved around the most, and it's
because it at the time was my biggest disappointment in comic book movies.
it is X-Men the Last Stand.
Now, it is that disappointment to me
because it follows X-Men 1 and 2
and X-Men 2, and X-Men 2
ends with the Phoenix T's.
This was the first time
I had felt like we were going to get
the perfect trilogy.
I thought we were going to get
this amazing, glorious arc
that felt like the comic books.
And I really thought,
if they just focused on Phoenix,
this could be everything.
And then they focused on seemingly everything
but Phoenix.
X-Men the last stand
deals with the Spider-Man 3 problem.
It's got a main storyline that gets totally sidetracked by a B storyline.
In Spider-Man, the main storyline was the Sandman.
The heart of that film is Sandman.
He might not have the memorable moments.
It might not be what people think of with that film,
but you can tell that's where Sam Ramey's heart was.
In this movie, they really wanted to make the entire concept of Joss Whedon's
Astonishing X-Men run that is all about the cure its heart.
The problem was it was in a Phoenix movie and it threw everything aside.
And it didn't allow you to care about the cure as much as you needed to.
It didn't allow you to play with the philosophy of it.
It didn't allow you to care about the Phoenix because it felt like there were two fighting side missions instead of one movie.
And all of that cost us the momentum of one and two.
It's this high because it is still insanely powerful to see some of these sequences,
to see Ian McKellen move that bridge, to see these X-Men acting as a team,
to see the payoff of the relationships we've had up until a third movie.
I thought of movies as trilogies for years because of this movie.
I think of, you know, Star Wars and at the time, Indiana Jones and the trilogies that you grew up watching, X-Men 3 was always like,
ugh, what we could have had.
And I think it might be higher than the other three so far because there is a reverence for the beauty of what Brian Singer's first two movies built.
And I will always stand by.
They are great mutant movies.
He didn't make the best X-Men movies.
But this was almost the perfect trilogy.
now what X-Men the last stand had with Brett Ratner filming this
of the guy paid him you know things have happened
the guy made a movie and he made rush out.
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
But the movie itself is flawed as hell
but it does have heart.
Brian Singer, Love or Hate him.
How do the X-Men movies keep ending up with directors like this?
Matthew Vaughn come back.
But Love-Mor-Hate these directors
and all the things they've done off set or on set apparently
have made these movies really hard to look at abstractly.
And I do think the way they made us feel for these people that were hunted and feared had a lot more weight in the first two.
And by the time we got to three, it definitely felt more like a summer blockbuster.
But when it shines, it shines so bright.
Coming in at number nine, and a movie that I think is going to be uniquely high in my list is the new mutants.
And I've got an even crazier statement to make.
I think this movie would be higher on my list and everyone's list if it wasn't a product of circumstance.
This movie was re-edited 20-some times.
This movie's release date was pushed at least five times, maybe more.
And it came out in the throes of the pandemic when no one could get to see it.
But I think this movie captures Sinkiewicz in its visual style, the artist of the New Mutants.
I think it captures Claremont's drama.
I think it captures that insane feeling of being trapped as a teenager, in this case, in a haunted house setting.
And it does the thing so many people love about the early MCU.
It makes it its own genre.
and it thrives in that horror genre.
If this movie had been rated R,
I guarantee it'd be a cult classic.
If this movie had been rated R,
I guarantee you this would be one of the,
oh my God, how did they make that crazy horror movie
that happened to be a Marvel story?
Unfortunately, by the time all the edits came out,
this was a PG-13 movie.
But if you look at this movie
and you take away everyone's opinion on it,
magic is impeccable.
Anya Taylor Joy is magic is one of the great castings.
And I love the curveball of like making her so likable,
comma oh my god one giant flaw that makes her very unlikable that's an interesting character choice
and i think it really worked for this film i really like that this film has the insane visual
audacity to include demon bear this movie has lockjaw and that's not even the craziest thing you see
there's a purple dragon in this but there's also a giant cosmic entity demon bear and it's all to serve the
plot the beautiful thing about comic book movies is it's a moral compass and a insane
story of coming of age and so many walkabout tales, so many, you know, Joseph Campbell tales,
so many insane psychological studies of man, but with shiny objects. And that's why I love
comic book movies is these are the great stories, but framed in a way that's exciting. And
new mutants capture so much of that while having a demon bear. I think this movie is very slept
on. This one, I can almost guarantee as most people's bottom three. For me, it would be higher
if I got to experience it correctly.
I got to see this at a drive-in,
and that was cool,
but you know,
you're watching it with one or three people.
This was when, you know,
the world was locked down.
But if I'd seen this in a theater,
I think it'd be even higher.
I think if this was rated at R,
it'd be even higher.
Unfortunately, this movie got massacred
by circumstance.
I think New Mutants is very underappreciated.
It's by number nine.
Number eight and a movie
that I have a really hard time
even looking back on
because of how much I love
two-thirds of it,
The Wolverine.
The Wolverine is a near-perfect two-act film.
and then the third act happens and that is so hard for me because i had waited my entire life
for a solo x-men movie to be exceptional and i had already endured x-men origins wolverine so i was
like now's going to be my time james mangold man i love 310 to yuma and then the wolverine for
two-thirds i was like they did it and then the third act really falls apart under the way to the
studio system but we're not going to focus on that we're going to focus on the great stuff because
this has an incredible train sequence that literally feels like a comic book come to life this has
Wolverine feeling feral
and like Hugh Jackman has found a way
to get to play him in all of the ways
that the X-Men movies dabble in
but this is at your full
in your face Logan
and this movie doesn't have to have the X-Men in it
it is really tricky
what happened to the mutants
in these movies. It became
Wolverine and the X-Men
it never really felt like the X-Men
because Hugh Jackman is such a force of nature
in this he got to be that force of nature
It didn't have to be an ensemble.
This movie for two acts
deals with the concepts
of honor and loyalty
and what it means to be an outsider
and it goes into his origins
in the Frank Miller stuff
with the Japan and samurai elements
of his history
and it does all of that
while being so authentic
to the comic books
and it does all that being so authentic
to not just Wolverine the character
but Hugh Jackman's version
of Lori in the character.
The Wolverine allows Hugh Jackman
to flex
in a way that he doesn't get to again until Logan,
but shows us for the first time
the potential of where this character can go on his own,
and I think this movie kind of gets lost
between the lows of X-Men Origins Wolverine
and the highs of Logan to come.
Coming in at number seven is Deadpool 2.
I love Deadpool.
I'm going to have that as either an asterisk
or this explains a lot for you.
You don't know me.
I love the murk with the mouth.
I think Deadpool 2 is a really fun time
that doesn't quite have the heart of the first one
but the fun is so good
it's kind of okay
like sometimes you want steak
sometimes you want pizza
sometimes I want a story that's going to make me think about my life
and you know kind of have an experience
while being an action film
sometimes I want an action film
that'll have little sprinkles of thinking about my life
it's all about balance Deadpool 2
leans action and it leans into the insanity
but what's crazy is the actual story is so heavy
and that's what I love about this movie
is Deadpool is a character
and I say this so much
you're probably bored of hearing it
but he's one of the only characters
that wears a mask
not to protect his identity
but to protect you
from the horrors of his face
both Deadpool films capture
that kind of
depraised black humor
because it's a movie about a guy
who loses everything
loses his opportunity
to have kids
loses his opportunity
to be whole as a person
loses his opportunity
to be the man
that he didn't think he could be
and found out he could be
all because of this incredible woman
and losing that woman cost him everything
and it somehow validated fridging
like ish not quite it got close
but it was so heartfelt it almost validated
a horrible comic book trope and in doing that
it introduced the idea of what a man would go through
to stop someone from hurting kids
the lengths he'd go through to sacrifice himself
because of the atrocities of the world
all while being full of vat jokes and that's incredible
the tonality of a character like Deadpool allows for some brilliant
storytelling. All of which revolves around X-Force, a giant joke on the genre, which is what
Deadpool is. Deadpool's a commentary on the genre. So to have a movie that is in this insane
thriving time of teams, to have a team movie and the team in a five-minute montage, you set up
an entire team for a movie, and then you've got a massacre of a joke. Genius. So Deadpool,
something that is insane. It got a $110 million budget to make a giant joke about X-Force.
I loved it. I love X-Force. But that's the difference. Like, I understand.
understand mediums, translate things.
I didn't think we'd get a mercenary squad right out the gate with Deadpool 2.
I think we might get it down the line.
But to have the mercenary squad be this great joke about them all getting just taken out.
So good.
So good.
And I also think what they did with things like Brad Pitt, what they did with things like having
certain characters be actual badass.
This was great.
I do think there's some rockiness in the middle.
I do think the first one, as you'll see in a few moments, is stronger for me.
But I think Deadpool 2 is a very, very great example of why the character is unique and how to serve
him in film. Number six, and the movie that started it all, and the movie that changed movies,
X-Men. When X-Men came out in 2000, it was so insane as a young comic book fan. To see these
characters on posters, to see these characters in the movie theater, it still, 24 years later,
feels magic. 24 years later, I think about that time in my life as a kid with such wonderful.
and such awe
because I remember
there was this wizard magazine
was a magazine
for comic fans
and it had like a price guide
in the back
and also had news in the front
and had really great fan casting
and they had fancasts
like three years before
and a lot of the fan casts
ended up especially Charles Xavier
I mean Patrick Stewart was born to play Xavier
but they had fan cast
some of these characters before
and to see them come to life
after thinking about it for three years
and it being that special
I cannot ever forget
and I also speaking of Wizard magazine
the back cover of one of the issue
was a cover of a Spider-Man poster.
And it was Leonardo DiCaprio as Spider-Man.
And this came out when I was like seven,
and it said parody at the bottom.
And I didn't know what the word parody meant.
So for a full year,
I was waiting on the Spider-Man movie
that never existed.
And I remember waiting and looking at the movie theater
for the poster I'd seen on this magazine.
I was a kid.
I didn't understand any of these concepts.
But it never showed up.
So when X-Men showed up,
it felt like, oh, they can exist.
Like, I'd thought that they couldn't make comic book movies,
like some law.
some people would like that law pass.
I really think X-Men is to this day
one of those magic experiences
as a comic fan.
The movie itself is flawed here and there.
Obviously, Storm is not given her due.
Obviously, Cyclops isn't given his due.
Wolverine might be given too much due.
But all of that to the side.
It is seeing these characters as a team
with powers in the year 2000,
just being united by Xavier,
seeing the school for the first time,
seeing mutants just scattered
about fighting the brotherhood of evil mutants,
getting this dynamic between Xavier and Magnino,
all of these things that I never thought I'd see on screen,
done with reverence, done with love,
done with incredible production design,
done with love in their visual,
in their heart, in their writing, in their everything.
Like, this movie changed comic book movies
and then changed movies.
And I think if you're watching this video,
you probably like comic book movies,
and you owe so much to this one.
And I really, it's hard to not.
not put a higher, but we'll find out with number five.
All right, number five.
Okay, this is where I think it's going to get spicy.
Because I think even if you hated, say, New Mutants,
or if you didn't think Deadpool 2 was high enough,
you could probably see where I was coming from.
But I think my top five are where people are going to be,
hopefully, respectfully, angry, but respectfully.
Number five is lower than I think a lot of people would have it.
But I've got my reasons.
And I think Days of Future Past is number five.
And I think it is a very tricky film to judge.
because it is a masterpiece in so many ways.
This is endgame before end game.
This is a crossover that is astronomical in its proportion.
But what it could have been was the third film in the Matthew Vaughn trilogy,
and it would have earned a lot more of that scope,
and it would have felt even bigger if we'd had more time with McAvoy and Fastbender
and that world of mutants.
Days of Future Pass set something up,
and this skipped a lot of steps to get to that point.
And in doing that, it rushed a lot.
And then the movie had to rush a lot.
And then we could have had an endgame
if they'd taken their time
and they'd let there be an A, B, to C
instead of an A to C, this movie
would probably be in my top five comic movies of all time.
But in rushing, they had to make some weird choices.
The movie follows a movie
that is about being mutant and proud.
And in that movie, the mutants are often
in their human form.
Why? Because they cast movie stars.
But does it work for the plot?
Absolutely not.
Can I forgive that?
Not really.
I mean, I can.
And it's number five for a reason.
exceptional film, but if you've got a story
about accepting who you are, and half
the time, Nicholas Holt is just, hey, I'm Nick Holt
and hey, I'm Jennifer Lawrence. That doesn't work.
The mutants that look the most
mutant are mutants.
And that's really cumbersome
for a story that they're trying to tell about acceptance.
The X-Men represent being
yourself in a world that hates
you and going beyond that to save
the world that hates you. If
you can blend in with everyone,
and if you just ignore your
heritage by looking like everyone else,
you're not getting the X-Men.
So I love Days of Future Past.
I don't love weird-hwin addict McAvoy-Xavier.
It kind of works for the plot,
but it doesn't work for the character really here
without getting into the onslaught stuff,
which they, I guess, kind of tease.
But if they'd had a second movie
that set up some of the darkness,
that would have paid off better.
If they'd had a second movie
that gave us a bit more time
with these characters,
that maybe there's a reason for Nicholas Holt
acting that way that I could kind of rationalize more.
But since they don't,
it's just an exceptional A-minus.
Like, all of these,
flaws notwithstanding. This movie is such a good piece of history. The way it dabbles into real
life history like first class did, but using those elements is genius. The way it blends these two
worlds of X-Men is astronomically cool. I never thought we'd see those teams meet. And the way
they did it with the Days of Future Past storyline, one of the great X-Men comics of all time,
which by the way is only two issues. And that's insane. This whole movie is effectively from two
issues of comic books. Two 23-page pieces of paper brought us this. That's insane. Also, read those
comics. I think it's uncanny X-Men 141 and 142, if I remember correctly. Wolverine getting to use
his powers in a way that allows him to kind of play in this narrative. That does work for his comic
origin. That does work for him being like, you know, Wolverine and the X-Men. It allows us to
have the movie that they kind of made the other ones with because Wolverine had to be to leave.
But here it serves the plot. To see these characters interact with each other, to see McAvoy and
Stewart, to see Ian McKellen and FastBer in one thing, so special. The action in this is
spectacular. Some of the best, I think, action in Marvel, like period, not just X-Men, not the
MSU, in Marvel, and all of it is in Date of Future Past. Some of the best acting is in this movie.
Some of the best storytelling is in this movie. My big flaw is just, it can't be authentically
X-Men if they are not who they are. They can have problems with who they are. They can
think horrible things. Beast is a man torn at what he's become. But if that man torn at what he
become, just click a button and be like, what up? I'm handsome Nicholas Holt. It doesn't work.
So this movie's a big reason why I say Brian Singer made exceptional mutant movies, but the X-Gene
is not quite as strong in this one.
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All right, it's the final countdown.
Number four, X-Men 2.
Imagine all the things I had to say about X-1,
and then it's somehow being,
beaten by its sequence.
I didn't think I could feel as cool
as someone who knew what was happening
in that night crawler sequence.
That night crawler sequence in the White House
where they recreated the Oval Office
and had Alan Cummings Nightcrawler
bamfing in and out.
It's the first time we heard a bampth in a movie.
Like now I know what bamp sounds like.
Like this movie is so badass
and is so cool.
We got a berserker rage from Wolverine.
It gave Hugh Jackman more than 30 days to work out.
It really just enhanced everything
that's good about the first movie.
and it made a lot more human of a story.
X2 deals with the Friends of Humanity
and William Stryker.
It deals with humanity,
really hating and fearing them,
escalating the first one's plot.
But the first one is, you know,
mutant against mutant for the most part.
You know, there's human elements,
but that's kind of the thing.
I love man versus self here.
The God loves man kills story
is basically what they translate.
It's a great graphic novel.
And that story is so much more painful.
If you see deities fighting each other,
there's a lot of weight there.
I mean, DC is largely God.
fighting gods. It doesn't eliminate the weight, but it's a different kind of thing because
you're a human looking up, right? It's all about perspective. All art is about perspective.
If you're always looking up, it's removed from you. But if it's gods fighting man or man
fighting God, suddenly it's on your eye line. And suddenly you're connected in a much more
personal intimate way. You can go, oh, I can't imagine being there. And what's interesting
is when the humans are the bad guys, it makes you look at you. And that's what the X-Men have always
been about. The X-Men are about how you would be in this situation, whether you see yourself
as one of the X-Men, whether you see yourself as one of the people that is navigating a world
they don't understand. The X-Men is a scary concept. What if people more powerful than you
are the next step to evolution and you feel like you're lesser? What if you feel like
you've been betrayed by your genes and how would you navigate someone being that other? Obviously,
there's all the beautiful metaphors of civil rights movements and LGBTQ and all the things
that the world is always dealing with is how do we embrace all of mankind when other people
won't? How do you deal with bigots? And I think the second film, I think X2 takes those messages
head on. I think bigotry is the X-Men. I think navigating people that just hate is the X-Men.
And I think that we live in a world that hates more than ever. I don't know if that's because
we're more exposed to it. I don't know if that's because there's more echo chambers. I don't know if that's
because the hate just seems louder because there's more megaphones.
I don't know if the world actually hates more now
or it just feels that way because of all those other things.
But my point is, the X-Men are more and more relevant.
And that's more and more sad.
And this movie that came out 20 years ago
really showed how far we need to go
and how much we need to accept man and people
and who we can be as culture.
And I think it did a great job making that an action movie.
All right, we're doing the final three
and it's very hot.
so we're going to break down the last three and I'm sweating number three x-men first class okay so
x-men first class is if the first x-men was oh my god we got a comic movie i can't believe this
exists x-2 is they did it they went bigger they made it better it was more human there was more
heart but also the spectacle was better x-men first class is in my opinion the one to get the
x-men right two those mutant movies are amazing this is an x-men movie this doesn't focus on wolverine
and his X-Men. There's a cameo by Wolverine.
This is about Fassbender
and McAvoy. This is the story
of these two men
who loved each other
just diametrically opposed
about their view on very
important things and how you try
to make that work until you can't.
That's Magneto and Xavier.
And on that journey, we get incredible recruitment
montages, we get incredible training montages,
we get incredible action set pieces.
In this movie, we get what
we were supposed to get, if X-Men Ords
Wolverine have done well, X-Men Origins Magneto.
We get the most traumatizing opening with Fastbender going through as a young,
young Eric Glenscher, with the Nazi just Hargrews, and then Nazi Hunter Fastbender.
Like Inglorious Bastards meets X-Men is a subplot, and it's given its time to be awesome
while furthering the movie.
All of this, while we're getting actual X-Men that feel like X-Men.
Now, this movie is not perfect.
Eddie Gathagi should not have died.
It doesn't make sense that the one that can adapt to anything gets killed.
That's ridiculous.
But overall, I think this movie is nearly perfectly paced.
It is shot like a comic book.
Matthew Vaughn actually framed this thing to feel like a comic book.
They have comic suits on and it doesn't do the thing where it loses the point of the X-Men
at the cost of movie stars, at the cost of studios, at the cost of making a movie.
This feels like a comic come to life.
Every time there's an action set piece, it feels like the team is.
acting as a team. Every time there's a bit of moral conundrum, it feels like you're reading panels.
The moment where Michael Fastbender is serenely rageful, that sequence where he reaches out and he's
just turning, and you see all of that emotion, that raw experience, you relive 40 years of
trauma in Fastbender's freaking eyes. And that's not Fastbender's trauma in those eyes. That's
Magneto's and you feel every bit of it. You feel the betrayal on the beach. Also, love, by the way,
they use the Cuban Missile Crisis as a way to kind of give us that marker. I think that was really
genius of them to follow that up with Days of Future Past.
I think Days of Future Past's greatness
is weighted largely on
this movie, and that's why it's so high.
Days of Future Past can't happen without this,
and a lot of the good things about
a lot of people's favorite X-Movie, which Days of Future
Past is deservedly loved, is because
of this film. Using historical
moments to connect us retroactively
to real life history, giving it human weight,
giving it that fun, cheeky comic book,
like, what could happen if they were around
for that, like, giant historical moment?
All of that, but none of that shiny
eliminates the heart of what these actors are bringing, who they're portraying.
I think Shaw is an excellent villain.
The sequence with McAvoy, you know, living in his head while Fastbender pushes the coin
through his skull is metal is fucking crazy.
And it's also good for the plot.
There's no moment that's wasted just to be cool.
A lot of times comic movies can try to be cool and cost the actual movie.
This one doesn't do that once.
I think X-Men First Class is the most X-Men movie we've ever had to date.
and I think it's largely because
someone who loved the comics made it
if I could somehow manipulate time
and do anything. All I would do
is give Matthew Vaughn his second movie that he wanted to make
before we went to Days of Future Past
because I would argue if that had happened
we could have had the trilogy
that would rival anything the MCU has made
and I honestly think if you had
a trilogy go from X-Men first class
a second movie into Days of Future Past
we'd look at that way like we look at the Avengers films
and hopefully when the MCU gets the X-Men
we'll get something like that because this movie
is really something special and I don't think enough people
talk about it. Number two and one of my favorite movies
of all time, one of my favorite comic films of all
time, one of my favorite characters of all
time, Deadpool.
Deadpool is a movie that shouldn't
exist. Deadpool is somehow
a $58 million
budgeted masterpiece that
made so much money. It was
the highest R-rated comedy
is the highest R-rated movie of all time.
It's been broken by Deadpool 2 and Joker,
but that's how much people want
mature comic book movies.
The top four R-rated movies of all time,
three of them are comic book films,
and one of them is this indie masterpiece.
Now, what makes Deadpool work
is it understands the character
more than most comic book movies ever will.
The thing about comic book movies is
when you adapt a character that's archetypal,
you can see the character differently than your director.
You can see it differently than your writer.
You can see it differently than your production designer.
And it's so rare that it feels like
the writer, the actor, the production designer,
the director, the extra.
the best boy the gaffer everyone on set saw Deadpool the same way and in this case that was the way
I see Deadpool this is the first time in my entire career as someone who talks about comic book movies
as someone who talks about comic books as someone who talks about movies those are my three main
things I talk to actors about those things like my job is those things Deadpool 2016 was the
first time I felt like everyone saw this thing that I loved like I did and it
felt crazy. It felt like drugs to be like, oh, we're all just, we just agreed this, is it. And the
character is so hard to get right. The humor is, in my opinion, exactly correct for the character.
It might not be your humor, but that's the beautiful thing about humor. It's for you. Like,
it can be yours or not. You can find something funny or not. That's, you turn the movie off. But for
me, this movie is hilarious. And the heart is why it's hilarious. Deadpool is broken. Deadpool is
ravaged by cancer and falling apart and he doesn't want to lose his love but he doesn't
how someone could love him what's more human than that what's more just honest than that feeling
unlovable what's more oh my god i relate than doing something and trying to be right and everything
falling apart and just wanting to be loved all the while there's giant action set pieces and
and the movie just plays so well it's just so the way it plays with chronology the way it plays
with action, the way it's montages work,
the way the suitups work.
It's all tried and true.
We've seen these things before.
It does it in new and unique ways
that I really, really can't get sick of.
Whenever I rewatch Deadpool,
I'm always struck by how tight and magic it is.
Uh, tight.
But it's also a movie that I can't really quantify
without letting you in my head, right?
It's kind of like no way home.
So many people are like, oh, it's only good
because of nostalgia.
So many people are like,
oh, Deadpool's only good.
because, you know, it's a dumb comedy and it's allowed to, you know, do this. No, all of that makes
the character. All of those elements are what serves this narrative. And it's not the comedy I love.
It's the heart. And that's Deadpool. So when this came out, I just was so impressed, so surprised.
I love DMX. I now can't think of anything but Deadpool when I hear DMX. It changed pop culture
DNA. The movie did so well in the comic books, Deadpool, in canon, makes so much money that he starts
funding the Avengers. And that's kind of what it felt like when Deadpool came out. This changed
everything. It was an impact on comics, on movies, on certainly Ryan Reynolds' career, on everything.
And it all came from this leaked footage. And what's more punk? What's more underground? What's
more comic book than a pre-vis leak of an action set piece set to DMX that is this giant
shoot-em-up that gets leaked and then suddenly shows everyone at Comic-Con, you could have this.
like it felt like someone had a pitch for a comic and no one was picking it up and then like some random editor was like no that actually be pretty good and became like an eiser award winning like sellout hit all of that was probably too comic-y for the average viewer but it's a rare crazy thing that this happened and uh i don't know it's a miracle so deadpool one is damn near perfect and it is such a miracle it exists and i'm so happy it does number one and the only thing i think could even come close to deadpool is logan and logan is
somehow everything I've ever wanted when someone said,
oh, but it's a comic movie as a slap in the face to no, no, no, it's a film.
And I hate when film bros are like, no, it's not a movie, it's a film.
But using the language does affect how it feels to talk about something, right?
Like, when you say movie, you've got a certain energy,
and when you say film, it's got a certain energy.
This is a film, and that's not to disparage movies,
but there's a difference in how it feels to discuss it.
This feels like a Western.
This feels like something your dad showed you
when you're too young to watch it.
You don't quite understand how great it is.
This feels like something that's just been on TNT and TBS
and USA Networks for 20 years.
It feels classic and timeless,
but it's somehow ahead of its time.
It feels like something that is giving you a sense of humanity.
It is what comics are,
is humanity distilled down to these four color pages, right?
Like, they're about being good and better.
And this isn't a story about an X-Man.
It's a story about a father.
It's a story about a man dealing with being a father.
And it's a story about a man dealing with being a son.
It is this incredible story of Wolverine accepting X-23 as his daughter
and accepting Xavier as his father figure.
And all of the weight that comes into that.
And all of the weight that comes into our history.
with Hugh Jackman's Wolverine.
Logan is so painful
that the cover of Nine Inch Nails
Hurt by Johnny Cash
is the only way to describe this movie.
A very painful three and a half minutes
encapsulates the trauma of this film.
And it's not just Hugh Jackman's journey.
What Patrick Stewart goes through,
the most powerful mind on earth
being ravaged with dementia
and being ravaged with the deteriorating
mental landscape
when you used to be the most powerful mental landscape,
the trauma of aging,
and that being a father.
father's son connection with Hugh Jackman of like he's taking care of this man who was his
father and Hugh Jackman's Logan has never shown love and affection really I mean moments but like
that bond is so incredible and then Hugh Jackman's Logan this is a man who's had a healing factor
his whole life who's run face first into bullets who's never had fear because he's never needed to
whose own adamantium is poisoning him your own body poisoning you is aging we're dying all of us
every single one of us body is killing us this is it like
We only get today.
Tomorrow's not promised.
You've heard it before
from all the inspirational people online,
but we really only have right now.
And that's why these immortal characters
are fascinating.
That's why mortality needs to be looked at.
And to have a character
that's so mortal
that they're being poisoned
by their own body,
there's nothing more human than that.
And to try to rationalize time
with your father,
trying to rationalize time
with your daughter,
trying to rationalize the time
you have left,
all while being hunted down
by, in this case,
Revers, a character set
I never cared as much about
in the comic books.
these mutated half-cyborg things that were willing to be basically turned into demons to hunt down mutants.
They were willing to lose their humanity to fight for humanity.
That is so terrifyingly on brand for humanity.
And it's so topical, terrifyingly.
All of that with subplots of characters like Caliban that are fascinating.
All of that with the weight of losing the X-Men and Xavier and the atrocities that inadvertently happened.
Old Man Logan is one of the best mini-series in comic books.
on so many spinoffs.
There's like Old Man Hawkeye and all these other things
because of how good and powerful it is.
To adapt that into a more grounded Western is amazing.
And what's even more amazing is because of Deadpool and Wolverine,
we're getting another adaptation of Old Man Logan
that's going to be the more comicy version.
So we're getting this amazing cake and it too
where we've had the film Logan.
And now we're getting the movie Old Man Logan
mixed with all the heart of Deadpool,
mixed with all the reverence of the MCU,
mixed with all the Easter eggs,
all while saying goodbye to all the characters,
that I've just been talking you about for 20, 30, 40 minutes,
however long this video's end up being.
That's incredible.
So Logan paved the way for a serious, sincere film
that happens to be based off a comic book.
And I am so sick, so sick of this comic book movie fatigue,
this superhero fatigue conversation.
We don't talk about book fatigue.
How many fucking movies are based off books?
It's just another medium.
We don't talk about adapting TV shows for movies and say like,
oh, TV adaptation fatigue.
If you make something as good as Logan,
If you make something as good as Deadpool,
if you make something as good as X-Men first class,
days in future past X2,
there is no talk of fatigue.
You just enjoy the experience of what humanity is
that happens to be dressed in spandex
so that it's a nice, shiny object
for you to look at yourself in.
The shiny or the object,
the more you'll reflect on who you are inside.
And if you want to know what humanity's about,
you look to the X-Men,
and I cannot wait for Deadpool and Wolverine
to show us how broken and messed up and wonderful.
We all are again,
and I hope you enjoyed this video
because I had a great time making it.
I love these X-Men.
So to me, my real rejects, I love you dearly.
Thank you for watching.
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