The Reel Rejects - BAD BATCH SERIES FINALE!!!! 3x15 Star Wars Breakdown & Review

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

FANTASTIC ENDING SCENE! The Bad Batch Season 3 Full Reaction Watch Along:  https://www.patreon.com/thereelrejects Get Yourself RR Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/  The Bad Batch 3x15 Reaction, Recap, Commentary, Theories, Easter Eggs, Spoiler Review, & Ending Explained as the series comes to an end with a beautiful ending scene showing a grown up adult Omega & old man Hunter, but before that, we get a thrilling adventure on Tantis as Hunter, Wrecker, & Crosshair infiltrate Tantis, whilst Echo works alongside Emri to aid Omega as she lets out the Zillo Beast to unleash havock amonst Storm Troopers & make just an awful day for Hemlock amidst an impending arrival from Grand Admiral Tarkin & The Empire. Also, some powerful moments for a clone rebellion before Rampart kills Nala Se. Star Wars has a lot of new content coming in the form of The Mandalorian movie featuring the return of Baby Yoda (Grogu), Ahsoka Season 2, Acolyte, & MORE from Dave Filoni.  Follow Michael Tesslerr:https://www.instagram.com/mjtessler/ Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Music Used In Manscaped Ad:  Hat the Jazz by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! Head Editor: https://www.instagram.com/praperhq/?hl=en Co-Editor: Greg Alba Music In Video: Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ask Us A QUESTION On CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/thereelrejects Follow TheReelRejects On FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM:  FB:  https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thereelrejects Follow GREG ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thegregalba Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is 51 minutes. Oh, my Lord. I thought it was a short one. Yeah, boy. I need to send a text. Push something. I should have fed the dog. I completely misread the runtime of the episode.

It's a long. That I'm going to be home late. All right, let's do it. Let's go. Let's watch this. That was a beautiful ending. That was a really well done ending. That was a great ending.

epilogue holy shit yeah wow huh oh boy my heart and like wow wow now tech in the post credit scene just you guys wait okay michael i suppose we should talk about it well michael we did it we watched the bad batch it was emotional it was cathartic but you know it was also emotional and cathartic when you support the channel by getting yourself some r r apparel to really represent yourself to show that you could wear clothes just like the hosts here like a royal rejects t-shirt like this shirt a star wars inspired shirt we got other star wars inspired shirts recently launched this new x-men inspired one I love it. It's so good.

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Tag us on social media. All right, Michael, it's time to talk about it, man. Let's do it. Well, first order of business. Ha, ha, ha, oh, my God. We did it. We did it. We did it.

Do you guys hear that? The first order of business that I would like us to talk about is what a great ending because, you know, when you look back at when this show started with being confined, good soldiers follow orders having to find their freedom. And they really do find their freedom, you know. And a lot of times when we catch up with clones after a long period of time on them aren't really living like this, you know. or homeless in a place where Leah's running around

or you're still fighting in the desert hunting down giant creatures for food yeah that was a beautiful ending and a hopeful one and I imagine before we get to theories

I feel like we should stick to the actual episode it honestly it's great because I don't think it I think there's totally theories I'm gonna fill every one of your silences today I don't think

there are as many as there typically are, which is nice. Totally. Mostly in that they gave such a healthy, satisfying ending here, right? Like, Omega, I think in so many ways, represents the audience who grew up with clone wars

and got to experience and fall in love with these clones and what they represent. And passing the torch at the very end and having heard you on the rebellion was almost kind of this like kind of beautiful like okay it's time

I thought I had a moment there I thought I had a moment to interrupt me no I'm this is a good this is a fun exercise in this thing can I avoid a long pause no I can't so as we as we make a big leap as like we make a big leap

in what comes next I'm I'm less concerned about that and more just really grateful for the fact that they were able to give such a satisfying emotional arc for every single one of these characters. Sure. And the one that I'm the most

grateful and surprised for that I was really worried about and I've said it a couple times during our reactions, I didn't think we were going to get anything good out of Hunter. And I thought it was very clever to have Hunter be the final character

and the way in which they utilized him and he was the only one that they aged up, I think was a very satisfying, smart way because what is Hunter actually represent, right? And I've done a lot of thinking on this because that's my job here. To use your brain.

Is to use my brain. And post-concussion, I'm really not taking that for granted anymore. Y'all were funny in the comments section, by the way. But anyway, so, but Hunter represents, I think, very much so the typical clone experience. And this idea of freedom and like what is, freedom and the the every clone after the war in one way or another was kind of faced with this

challenge and even towards the tail end they started to explore this notion of like what is they've always talked about individuality but what is freedom what is life after conflict and to see somebody whose entire personality is built around war be able to find peace and happiness in a island full of sushi was like wow this is such a beautiful interpretation and that was their choice of freedom but we've also seen that that's not the case for every other clone we've seen others go in different directions and it was wonderful to see that satisfaction and to the same extent you know i think for for for for record there was this I think a desire to be

a da, there's the pause my only goal was to get in your head a little bit now that I've done it I have I'm complete congratulations now I'm going to become a clone assassin Greg

you're in my head but Wrecker I think you know a simpleton type character but in this episode unlocked like his actual full potential like there was there was this like Hulk-esque moment where there was like a mother whose baby was trapped in a car where he was going to like didn't matter what it was going to take it was like

mama bear that was actually that was exactly it and then i thought it was absolutely brilliant to remove crosshairs arm uh like from a symbolic but beyond the symbolic i think just from a a practical standpoint to take what he's always perceived as his superpower and to eliminate that and to have it finally what was in that final shot you know of them out there as the thunderstorms going on and he has to take the shot it's it's not about the aim it's about the trust it's about the relationship it's about being brothers and and having a sister and and the special connection and it really, really hit. And I love that they were able to tie this all in.

But Hunter needed to have that trust in him, too. Well, and that healing moment, and all of it came together. And it all paid off in such a wonderful way. And, you know, I think there is just so many wonderful threads to be able to see all those clones who were held captive, each have that, like, what we were all waiting for, clone rebellion moment. Like, that's such a special thing.

to know that they had a choice. That was their freedom. And their selection, their decision at the end of the day led to everything that happened. You know, we think about Project Stardust and obviously, Christian, Best Star, all that good stuff. This is all a prequel to Rogue One, which is a prequel to a new hope. Yes, and this is crazy because Project Necromancer is the sequel trilogy.

So Tarkin's grand plan to defund Project Necromancer got After Project Stardust got defunded After Project Stardust 2 Which, you know, the second Death Star Got Project Necromancer restart So either way, a lot of money Was poorly spent by the Empire

And you as a citizen of the reject Empire Deserved to know where your tax dollars are going. Anyway, so Zillow beast, man. Dude, Zillow, I mean... Paying off the Zillow beast after setting up in Clone Wars. I was going to say, do you remember seeing the Zillow Beast for the first time in Clone Wars?

I do. If I recall correctly, the Emperor, he wanted to clone the Zillow Beast. Yeah, it did? Well, yes, but the first time you see it. Oh, the first time? I mainly remember the intention, because I've only seen Clone Wars once, was to clone the... What? I think about the Scales.

You don't watch it multiple times for a year? You wanted to clone for the... Because scales could, like, deflect against... Was it lightsabers? Yeah, the scale... Well, there's a couple things about the Zillow Beast that make them particularly impressive but basically think about it like this you know if if if a Mandalorian's armor which is made out of best hard good job out of aluminum oil Jesus

Christ Greg if it's made out of Bascar which is you know like one of the strongest materials that you could literally create in fact yeah I'm pretty sure what they were alluding to is that some of the the dark the dark troopers that we saw in the Mandalorian that that's part of like where their armor was was coming from. Yeah. It's like those knives that I bought from a network

marketing company. Yeah. Oh, that's a great. Yeah. From our sponsor. Kidding. This is not an MLM yet.

Yet. If you recruit one hosts and they recruit two hosts. That's how I got started. How would you like to be a host? They'd create. They recruit two. God,

that's so funny. But what the hell were we talking about, Craig? You're telling me, you're educating me about Best Car Steel again. Which I really appreciate. No, of course. But we first saw the Zillow beast.

They were on a planet. Mace Wanda was there. It was a whole to-do. The emperor was like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We should release him to the wild, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, no, no, we should bring him to Corrissan, because that's a good idea.

And it got out on Corrassan. And they're like, well, you know, so we're going to take the DNA. And then, you know, and here we are. And here we are. And hang it off. And I thought it was, I thought it was a brilliant, use of the Zillow Beast.

I mean, it's been one of those threads that, like, they leave a little tiny thing. True. And then they always come back to it at the perfect time. But what is interesting to me is, did they capture the Zillow Beast? Is the Zillow Beast just running around?

I think Zill Beast just running around. I feel like that planet's vacant now. Yeah, which is an interesting... Thread. Which I wonder if we'll come back to. I wonder if Mount Tantis will be seen again. perhaps no theories just yet Gregory I do have one major

critique of this episode son of a bitch what the hell about what death the biggest disrespect to what scorch you gotta do you gotta do that to the characters

Star Wars no but it's like Star Wars does like I'm really curious I'm sure like Twitter and Instagram and everybody's like popping off about it but like really yeah I don't think you wonder understand. I do. I played all the games. And Republic Commando is a beloved franchise in of itself. Oh, yeah, that franchise. And it was brilliant and really wonderful that they took this character

and they incorporated it into Canon. It was just such an unceremonious death. Don't agree. And it was so quick and boring. And if they had given, if they'd given Scorch a little bit more, but like we got a little more dialogue mostly to be like, this is happening in this sector. Actually, it was, this just happened what the audience just saw, which I think is more powerful. I got to say, I hate you so much in the most loving way possible. I just got to, I mean, we're on the Disney press list.

So, Hemlock. I want to make sure we are defending everything at all costs. This episode was perfect in every way. Best Star Wars and Star Wars. Oh, boy. Yeah. I loved it. Hemlock death was great.

It's kind of like, oh, boy. Yeah. It's funny. He talked about when you think about it. Yeah. I think I have a point. You ready for it? Are you allowed to speak during these? I hope so.

I usually just get little zingers in here. What I call golden nuggets on my own time. The zinger that have here is that he was mentioning, you know, last time about, like, one of your brothers dying and falling. And I'm like, well, look at the death that he actually gets in this moment. You know, kind of like a, kind of like a tech death, tech death, tech death, pee-wee, trick-boarders, a tech death. It's a nugget. It's a nugget for sure.

It's a little nugget. And also, I love tech's glasses being there at the end. Like, there's always going to be a part of the brothers with her at the very end. That presence is going to, what's felt throughout the entire season. And then, of course, to know that that's going to be with Omega. As much as I'm happy, as much as I'm happy that no one. died. I agree.

And I think it's really cool that they stuck the landing with the death of tech, that they didn't just bring him back. I got him more thoughts. That's it. You're not going to... I'm working this new form of communication. Where you just leave it up to the audience to Madlibs. Where do they think there's going to be more?

Like, whatever your controversial take is, you let them have it for you. Let them have it. That's... Borderline. It's kind of brilliant. No. No, it's borderline. Diabolical genius.

No. Borderline, like, psychology. Anywho. Exactly. See. I also loved the... As we talk about, you know, Star Wars, it rhymes. It does.

Wars. Stars. Ores. Loars. Moors. Gors. Norse. Boars.

Star Wars, the Lores, the Lores, Moors, the Lores, the Lors, The Force, the Force, Force. Welcome to Star Tours. So when they're walking out on that... I think we were reflecting the tone of the episode. Very much. I feel like I've guided us in that direction very well. People are like, Michael, we thought your concussion was over.

Why are you still... This is all correct. I have taken over your concussion symptoms for you. When they're out on the bridge and it's raining and stormy, and you said it in the moment, Wrong planet name, but you tried to say it. Caminoa. It's Caminoa. It's Caminoa.

I was like, ah, Kamanoa. Camanoa is like, that sounds like a really wonderful place. And like if you're in like one of the Pacific islands. Oh, yeah. Have you ever been to Kamanoa? Like a place Moana would visit. That's exactly. Yeah, Moana too.

Yeah, Moana too. We're going to Kamenoa. Yeah. Or the rocks peeing and voss bottles. But on Camino. It's so funny because. You know, who plays Moana's dad? Oh, uh, it's more Morrison.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. It's all connected. It's all connected. It's all connected. Uh, but I thought it was almost a, not that, I mean, revenge is not, I guess not the Jedi way, but for the clones, who cares, right? Uh, I deserve a little retribution.

I thought it was very poetic that in that moment, there was this aesthetic of Camino and their home as they'd take down hemlock and destroy the, program, which ultimately is what led to the demise of their homeworld, which I thought was just so absolutely beautiful. Beyond that, what you think about Nolesei sacrifice. Nalisei, I have to Nalisei, I've got to say. I got to say, Nalisei. There's a song in there. There's a shirt I got a say, Nalisei shirt. Get your new Nalisei shirt. That's what everyone wants. Everyone's demanding the Nalisei. All three reject nation members, me, you, and one person. out there, Greg.

I might create it. I might spend hundreds of dollars just to get an artist to do it. I'll wear it a few more hundreds of dollars just to start printing it. It's my only shirt I wear. It'll be the only one I printed and I hope to sell the person. Can we make it an NFT? Oh, my God. So, anywho, but I thought the, number one, the relationship between Omega and Nala

is so beautiful. Beautiful. There was also just this, because this is, is a character we've known for a long time since Attack of the Clones. And it feels longer by the way she talks. She was so fast this episode. Faster comparatively.

Her urgency was like, I was like, whoa. Whoa. We're making, blow it down. I can't keep up with you. But to have her, my favorite thing is she took the time to tell. It was so funny. Because you know, she's speaking as slow as possible to explain Project Necromance here.

Where's that deleted scene? To Rampart. That would be such a funny deleted scene. Just explaining the whole thing. The plan is, this bomb's taking forever to go off. We are going to replicate Emperor Sheave Palpatine's DNA. They missed an opportunity to keep cutting back and forcing the fight scene and her progressively getting a little first. The tension of that

This is a rap part Like getting more and more Trying to keep the gun up I don't care anymore I don't care about it Yeah I do appreciate And it's funny because they did

The same exact thing Inesoka with the The former inquisitor Who we were all expecting Like who's it gonna be Who's behind the mask And then like The Star Wars

No they're so smart Because they're like How can we generate buzz And just And never pay it off But that's okay, because it feeds my soul. They never showed the face. And this time I really thought, like, the way they were shooting it was like,

they're going to show us the face. When they did the close-up on the mask that replicated text goggles, like, come on, I know what you're doing, Dave Filoni. You're messing with her brains. And I'm okay with it. I can mess with it. Yeah. What are our cases engaged, right?

Yeah. No, well, I think it's, the theories are part of the fun. And if we always got them right, well, That wouldn't be very fun either. No. So the way they stay ahead is by never repaying. So there's one character that we haven't talked about. Uh-huh.

Well, two, actually. I mean, we haven't talked about Echo. We haven't talked really much about Emery. All right. We haven't really talked about. Those are, those are, batch, yeah, batcher. We have a lot to talk about Badger. We haven't talked about.

Batcher sitting this one out. That was, that was. We haven't talked about a fee. We haven't talked about a Honda. We haven't talked about the Green Lady. What's her green lady's name, the annoying one? I was, Sid. I was half expecting.

Everyone has a complicated day, but I can't remember to Sid. When I saw the title, like, The Cavalry is coming or whatever the title was. I was like, I swear to God, if Sid shows up at the end of this thing, I'm going to lose my freaking mind. That line sounds so familiar. The Cavalry's coming. I feel like the, I mean, it's a famous kind of like the Calvaries on.

It's an expression. You know, I'm saying that. I'm saying that I feel like it is in direct reference to something that was that the name. No, no, the name of the episode, you guys tell us in the comments. I'm actually asking a sincere question right now. And the episode when they appeared in the Clone Wars, I know it was just called the Bad Batch. Yeah, it's called the Bad Batch. I feel like the Calvary has arrived.

It sounds like something like a wrecker might say. Yeah, it sounds like a wrecker line. sound like a, all right, the Calvary is roived. But I have no recollection of him actually saying. No record. No record election. I'm having no recollection. I love it.

That's the kind of commentary I have been aiming for this entire talk. Yeah, I have no recollection. Oh, I can't get it out of my nuggin. That's some clever stuff. Get that new shirt. Rejectnation shop.com recollection. Uh, man. DJ's shirt.

Record. Record. Record. Record. Record. Record, record. Nala, say it again. Oh,

if all of these would profit. Jesus Christ. This wasn't a much burning cash. Omega. Omega's growth during this series in this particular season. Phenomenal. It's amazing.

There's a lesson to be learned here, kids. Absolutely. If you stop looking for treasure, amazing things can happen. Now, it's funny because I said the very beginning, especially when

there was like a lot of hate on Omega being like I don't know there's the typical she was knowing in the beginning

and I was like so was Ezra Bridger she was egregiously so was so katano she was probably the worst

character star was that ever done at that point wow yeah are you really for real I would say

Ray are you being Greg no I would say Ray jar jar jar Jada

Yoda All right. Greg's being Greg. You threw me off with Georgia. I think Jarger is one of the most part of the point. Make you think I'm being sincere? It was good. That's good.

That's what gaslighting is, kids. Oh, man. I'm for the best. John. Oh. The real Seth Lord of a real professional gaslighter that humpford. So I just loved watching that transformation and growth. And it was especially.

gratifying and satisfying to have a finale that shows the trajectory of her being able to go off and then fight in the rebellion. It's just so, it's poetry, man. Yeah, it rhymes. Just it rhymes. And the fact that recognizing that this is her war, they've done theirs and how painful and brutal. but how many generations have had that same, you know, and, you know, Emery.

I say that right? Mm-hmm. Hell yeah. Emory. Glasses to no glasses, sign of freedom, seen clearly now. So that one, obviously that, I'm so proud of that character.

I'm so shocked that they let her live. Why? She knows so much. I think, but when people come to, through you mean like in Star Wars world they let her live that's what you mean you're not talking about you mean you mean and like in terms of the in terms of like the day feloni master plan right she knows so much about project necromancer about all these things well she's going to be in the assage venture show i mean i assume so um but it it poses like yeah i mean the assage ventra show

which if they don't call the hidden path is like missed opportunity. But yeah, so can we talk theory now? Yeah. About what we think's going to come next? Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, we know the, we know that the James Mangol movie is coming. Patty Jenkins is rumored to be doing Rogue Squadron again.

Again? It's really hard to keep up. And Ray is getting her own new Jedi order. So we know what's coming next. Yeah. Then we got Acolyde and Tales of the Jedi. Bam. Tales of the Empire.

Jenks, Yomi Aboba. Theories confirmed via Disney panels. I think there's two animated series that are coming out in addition. Oh, there's also Skeletor. Yeah. Skeleton crew. Skeletorker. Okay. Whatever gets you to sleep at night, kid.

One, I think the Hidden Path series that will follow Assange Ventris and several of the Jedi survivors, which I'm super jazzed about. Jazzed. Jazzed. My favorite Jedi. Jazz. Jazz Canobey. Can we make that t-shirt?

I just thought of a really racist Jedi joke. Don't do it. Not on camera or off camera because that's still racist, Greg. It's only racist if it's recorded. That's not how that works, buddy. It's not how that works. Really? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure. So the Hidden Path series, which would be so cool to watch like the Jedi Underground and that whole experience, which I think is sweet because they're introducing Barris back as an inquisitor. And I think that setup is like a perfect,

she's a really good antagonist inquisitor to be after the hidden path. Right. And I think that's just such a logical connective tissue. I love that it also connects to the Jedi Survivor, Calcestis, and some of that good stuff. Have you played the game yet? Not Survivor. Okay. I'll keep my mouth shut.

And then two, Rex, Cody, Echo. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of hanging fruit there. There's a lot of hanging fruit. And what's interesting. is that like... We got another show to fill that all in? Well, we know that Rex Wolfe and... Boy, who are the others that?

Gregor. Gregor and... But there's one other. Was it just the three? It was what the comment said when we thought there was another one. Was I fever dreaming, another clone? I think so. Because we were trying to guess for a long time,

and then people were like, it's just those three. That's just those three. Well, I was fever dreaming another clone. That's up as I. But... I cloned the clones in my... Control alt. C.

C. Control C. Control C. Control C. You highlight. Control C. Control C. Control V for paste. Or P. Depending on if you're a Windows user. Mm.

Yeah. For Plebe. It's not your grandma's computer we're talking about, man. So those are what I'm excited for. Me too. I just, I feel like for those particular characters and those arcs. Sure. Unless, although the hidden path could be done in live action, in my opinion.

That would be a sick live action show. You need a score show. kind of like in the in the vein of boboffat if it came up with the sorlock paper we could have scorch rising from the water i i think that you should do a they should like really hype it up do like a whole big press junket a whole scorch live action show and then they they put it on disney plus it's 30 seconds

of just him falling that's god i can't believe they did i mean i can't believe they did that but just like don't bring back beloved characters to give them no purpose and then kill them. He had a purpose. He was to tell us what just happened that we saw

in case we missed it. It's okay. Listen. To all of those who watched the bad batch with us, this was my first show on the Real Rejects.

It was. And you welcomed me. You welcomed him. Sometimes with opened arms. Usually. Mostly with open arms. Depends, yeah. Yeah.

We make you look good. Thanks, Prepper. We cut out most of what he says and the reaction. I believe that. Like annoying. annoying, annoying. If we move this to hear Matt make them look smart.

It doesn't. There's nothing you can do about that. I blame the concussion, but this has been a problem for years. It's been a problem way before the concussion. So this series, in so many ways, was a continuation of the Clone Wars. Sure. But it's also a prequel of Rogue One.

Star Wars. It's everything, everywhere, all at once. but I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart his heart thank you all for joining us on this extraordinary journey we're all welcome we hate you so much we're having this heartfelt moment

I'm here with you me and the Reject Nation right in train looking in their eyes being like hey this was a good time right dang good time we should do it again some time absolutely during the hidden path Tales of the Empire next week May the 4th be with you

yeah should we will you be there Tell you what, if you don't want to miss, Tales of the Empire, you should hit that subscribe button with a little ding-d-l-ling-ding-ding bell. Don't forget for a big thumbs up. That way Greg knows to keep me on the channel because he's always like, why do I keep paying you to be here? I don't know, because the audience loves me. $10 an hour.

What? People get paid to be here? Anyway, depends. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for joining us on this adventure. Yes. And as always, may the force be with you. force me with all of you and also with you and your spirit this is for the sink all right so a black Jedi with an afro I got the jazz joke in this Brian Perry Brian Perry Brian I don't know why

it makes me think of Anchorman right now Brian Perry is Brian Brian Fantana There's Brian Griffin Brian Griff Brian There's Brianie the elf In Arthur Christmas Are you famous Brian's

Brian Eno is a musician But he doesn't spell it the same name as Brian Perry There's also a lot of famous Perry Steve Perry from Journey Also musician Matthew Perry Actor Tyler Perry

You know everything Doer Matthew Perry and Tyler Perry We're like, yes. They have the same dad and mom. It's just, you know, they got the different genes split up, you know. Dominant and recessive genes really separated. It was about you, though, Brian Perry.

Yeah. Brian, listen, man, the amount of facts I've learned about you have just staggering. Yeah, it is like plain jenga. Like, I can't keep up. I don't know where to begin. Come over here. Otherwise, yeah, I just have a meltdown and start trying to say them all at once. I have no idea of, like, which block to stack on here.

So I'll just say this. Learning about you has been the greatest adventure that I've had in quite some time. I feel like I'm a better person now because I got it to know you, Brian. Yeah, it's been an adventure. And that I am now willing to do acts of charity. because of you. That's not where I was expecting that to go. That's even better.

That's even better. That's really good. I am donating a John's monthly salary. You should. Two. Middle-aged men in need. Yeah. There's under-representing group.

I'm talking about 40-year-olds who abused their spouses and just need to cover up the crimes. Yeah, man. It's hard out here. I'm thinking now it's time that we. We help a brother out, okay, with a crime scene. That's you. And Brian, you have inspired me to be that man. Crime and Brian.

Crime and Brian is what they call him. Scary Perry is what they say around here, man. Oh, shit. Yeah. So, I think with everything we've learned about you, this shout out probably encompasses, this is like a pure encapsulation of your personality. Right.

Shout out for him. Yeah, which is what you've been looking for all this time. I think it's to show people. Like, you even want to get to know me? Just watch this. Like, here's this video, and this right here is quite emblematic of what I am as an individual. And I think we've done that. Just for you. Defo. Most deaf. This is you. Personified. Like in The Greatest Showman. Um, which you are. But seriously, uh, I don't think that charity is. Worth while.

I feel like it actually does more harm than good. What? But I need a ride off. Any journey will do. I'm just going to throw some money. So thanks.