The Reel Rejects - COY'S COMIC CORNER: All 36 MCU Movies and Shows Ranked! (W/ Thor Love & Thunder + Ms Marvel)
Episode Date: July 16, 2022Now that Thor Love And Thunder is out and Ms Marvel has concluded, Coy ranks the films & series of the Marvel Cinematic Universe up to this point. Included in this list is Iron Man, Avengers Infinity... War, Avengers Endgame, Black Panther, Spider-Man No Way Home, Captain America, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Loki, Doctor Strange Multiverse Of Madness, Wandavision, Moon Knight, Shang Chi, Black Widow, Ant-Man, and wayyyy more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-reel-rejects/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Reject Nation, in honor of Thor, Love and Thunder, the newest installment in the MCU.
We are going to rank the entire MCU.
Now, this is favorites.
This is my experience, not best because artist's objective, so we're going to go through this journey.
But we are going to include the television shows.
I asked Greg, he said, no, no, film.
And I was like, Greg, it's important.
He's like, okay, that doesn't make sense.
Because the events of Falcon and the Winter Soldier are affecting Captain America for because now it's Captain America in the Winter Soldier.
Just like in the comic books, the events of Spider-Man, affect Daredevil, affect the annuals, affect the big events like Secret Wars.
So, too, to the shows, build up to the movies.
It's all one shared universe.
So we're going to rank everything, all 36 properties.
We're going to be going through the whole thing.
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at number 36 surprising absolutely no one and if you know me you know i defend this movie i'm not
saying the movie's bad but something had to end up at the bottom for the dark world now i think
this is a movie that really struggles with tone changes and experiencing one linear story i think
a big problem with this film is that loki was so good in avengers they added that whole plot
which cost us a lot of interesting details with malikin i think maliketh has a lot of potential as a
dark health to be a very interesting villain but when you combine that with trying to build
out the Asgardian myth, building out Alan Taylor's version of this medieval world we've built
into, I think it did cost us a lot of very interesting storyline. That combined with the
Natalie Portman Jane Foster having various degrees of chemistry, plus balancing a lot of comedy
with Cat Dennings and the comedy of Thor, while Thor's evolving from his fish out of water
into this warrior, which then changes entirely. I think it's a very difficult film in the entirety
of the MCU. This film does, however, benefit from some later on changes retroactively, making a lot
With a family element so important, it's an important film, but something had to end up last, in my opinion, Thor the Dark World.
Number 35, and I am so sorry, I wanted to love this a lot more than I actually did.
This movie made a billion dollars, so I am probably in the minority here.
It is Captain Marvel.
This movie, to me, was one of the experiences where I was a little worried about the shape of the MCU.
It did a lot of things where it felt like it didn't necessarily trust the audience.
There were a lot of moments where there's her rising up through montages over and over again, and I was like, yes, I love this.
empowerment story i love what we're going for but that's not you don't have to tell me again i
understand and i feel like it didn't trust the audience it also felt like two different versions of a
story i love these directors mississippi grind is incredible and it's kind of a funny story is one of
my favorite dromedes it didn't land for the mccu it's also one of the first times the film looked
cheap it looked like a telegraph the twist that didn't feel like a twist and we were supposed
to feel like it was a twist it does however have one of my all-time favorite stan lee cameos
it also features some very beautiful dragon ball z s action and i really like brie larsson as
Captain Marvel. I want Captain Marvel 2 to be all the things I wanted Captain Marvel 1 to be,
and I think now that we've met her, we'll have that opportunity. Highest hopes for Nia Acosta
to take over, to be honest. All right, coming in at 34 and hopefully showing it's not a
recency bias. This is a phase 4 experience, which means it's more recent, and yet it didn't land
for me. I try to look at the MCU as a whole. This is serialized almost television. There are so
many installments. It does affect the hole. And we'll talk about that more as we get into the
middle of this whole run. But what if for me lands at about 34? I think it was.
was trying to do two things. It was trying to build out the universe with these really high stakes,
but unfortunately the flaw of it was, I never felt like there were stakes. It was trying to grow
things out cosmically. It was trying to expand the universe, but it never felt like anything
that could happen in what if could affect where we went with the MCU. And I think we really saw
that after with Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange and the multiverse of madness teased zombie Strange. Wasn't the same
one. It teased a undead Wanda, but that was oil from Ultron on her face. It teased a lot of the
things we thought were visual cues from what if, but it kind of undermined what if by not using
those characters. There were moments that absolutely sang. I love the animation, especially in the
Captain Carter episode. I loved Iron Man Cap. I really, really enjoyed the storyline with Tchalla
as Star Lord and all of those possibilities. But unlike the what if comics, I never felt like
those events would matter. And I feel like in the MCU, everything needs to at least matter. What
if didn't quite land for me. Never felt connected week to week. Didn't feel like an event series like
the others did. Coming in at number 33 and now we're into the comfortable bees. I feel like these
are all beesing up. Unfortunately, something had to be at the bottom of the bees. And that is
Iron Man 2. A lot of the things people don't like about this movie, I actually enjoy. It is a bit
chaotic. It is a lot of high energy. It does feel spontaneous. But I think a lot of that
spontaneity, though it costs the film being 32 or higher, is fun to revisit. I do think after
armor wars, this film would be more important. Just like Endgame and Infinity War made Thor Dark
World better by retroactively adding importance. I feel like Iron Man 2 will do the same. At the end of the day,
it is still Tony Stark having a good old time. But it is John Favro hanging out, having a good
time with Iron Man. It has maybe my favorite Iron Man suit up of the entire cinematic universe.
That suitcase suit is very cool visuals, but the lack of weight, the lack of overall importance,
and the overall rushed, this came out two years after Iron Man won, makes this about 33
and makes this the lowest B ranking of the entire MCU for me. All right, number 32, another B
minus for me is the first four. This movie I do think is better than a lot of people give it credit
for. It is a very fun buildout of both Shakespearean and comedy, but it does.
suffer from having to be a lot of things at once. After Iron Man and Captain America, we'd had more
traditional comic films. Iron Man is groundbreaking in a lot of ways, but we'd seen that type of movie
before. Tony Stark and Batman are pretty similar kind of guys. Captain America is a war film
kind of like the Rocketeer. These are familiar elements. We're adding a thing that is different
from those elements in this god world. We're adding a literal god of thunder. That is a hard thing
to build out of. So I give this movie a lot of wiggle, because it does balance the gods. It does
balance the visuals of what Kenneth Branagh was building with the Shakespearean lore and it does
add a lot of comedy think about the scene where he wants to buy a horse big enough he can ride or a bird
or what have you think about the another think about all those things and then think about what they
do build out from and I think it's a lot stronger than people remember but 31 other things are
better number 31 and still a B minus is incredible Hulk the incredible Hulk I do think is slightly
better than these other ones for me including Thor I think we were going to have a really
interesting Edward Norton Hulk but I do think the studio and Edward Norton
saw the Hulk differently if you hear and i'm not comparing this movie to things that didn't get made but
if you hear any stories about what hulk was going to become an incredible Hulk too with edward
norton wanting to do this kind of spiritual walkabout this existential movie pondering i think that's
where they wanted to go but that's not exactly a team movie i think mark ruffalo's hulk is an
incredible team hulk i love mark ruffalo's hulk edward if you're going to do the solo endeavors
if you're going to have it feel like the 70s comics if you're going to have it feel like the show
i think this is an incredible spiritual sequel to the hulk show and i think edward norton is an incredible
Hulk. And I also think it's a really fun time with the villain. I also think the world building is so
important that they brought back Thunderbolt Ross and certain characters. One of the strengths of
what if was building out this world. I just think this world didn't fold in as neatly as it needed
to for the greater MCU and it gets cost, kind of getting eliminated in the process. And number 30,
another recent edition, another show for me, Hawkeye. Hawkeye did a lot of right things by having
the aha run and fractions reflected on screen. It did a lot of great things by bringing us Cape Bishop.
It had an incredible bridge sequence,
but it did suffer in a lot of the ways that what if did for me
where it kind of built up a lot of stakes and then undermined them.
I do enjoy some of the twists and turns Marvel does with playing with characters.
I don't necessarily love how Kingpin landed after all that setup.
Kingpin we saw in the same actor, in the same portrayal,
in the same universe, now technically with Daredevil,
as that dark R-rated crush a guy's head in the car door,
it's very hard when we're immediately trained from a major character
that's been built up the whole season.
Maybe if he wasn't built up for six episodes, it would have felt differently, but since we had all that buildup, it did undermine things.
This is as high as it is, because the chemistry with Kate Bishop and Jeremy Renner's Hawkeye is incredible.
I did enjoy a lot of the action and choreography with Ronan.
I did think having the bros as much as we did was the right move.
Imagine if the ending was hammerheaded.
He was the cartoonish version we got of Kingpin.
How much better the show would have landed?
And that put it at this 30 spot.
And my number 29 is the first Ant Man.
I am one of the folks that do enjoy Ant Man on the Wasp a little bit more than Ant Man.
the first Antman gave us a captivating Scott Lang and introduced us to a very fun Michael
Douglas tank on Hank Pim but it did suffer for me from a phase one villain problem and it was a
little too deep in the MCU to let that just go I love Corey Stoll the actor I never really felt
all too threatened by Yellowjacket and I did feel like it was doing the thing they did in phase one
where it's like what if the villain shows this turn instead but not landing it a lot of the fun of
these villains is that they're mirrors of their character a lot of the fun of these characters
is that you understand where both the villain and the hero are coming from.
I do unfortunately feel like the limited screen time,
the overall plot of the technology,
and all of those things they were building to,
and the corporate espionage,
led Corey Stoll to give us in the editing room,
maybe not even on the day,
a little bit too mustache twirling.
And the mustache twirling made this film
feel like it was just an okay side mission,
and Ant Man's a hard enough character to land,
so the Paul Rudd charm and all those things make it where it does,
but the villain puts this in the lower range of the bees.
And the next one up, 28, Antman, and the watch.
To me, this is an improvement over the first because the villains work a lot better for me.
We have even less screen time with ghosts, but I was invested in Ghost.
I cared about her journey.
I was very invested in Lawrence Fishburne and Goliath.
I was super interested in the dynamic between Ant Man the Wasp more this time,
because in the first film, I felt like they kept saying like,
I'm the one that trained for this.
I could do great at this.
And then they're like, but we're not going to let her.
Like, there was like three sets of jokes about the Wasp being more prepared and not doing it.
And then in this move, they're like, oh, we should probably let the Wasp be the Wasp.
So that's already an improvement over the first one for me.
I thought the fight choreography is so great in this.
I thought the use of the fun visual aesthetic,
a la honey, I shrunk the kid with the giant Hello Kitty exploding,
the use of the car.
David DeSmallchon got more to do and more to play with here.
The supporting cast felt like they'd already formed the team
that's so important in that fun run in the comics.
The team felt like they were as important as Ant Man.
And to me, when you've got an ensemble cast like this, that's essential.
So you add an ensemble cast, the charm of Paul Rudd,
the greatness of the Wasp and villains that actually work.
I do think Ant Man in the Wasp is a solid beast.
and above its predecessor.
Another solid B and my 27th pick.
This one's interesting.
This one's very recent.
Is Dr. Strange in the multiverse of madness?
And I think this movie is largely subjective
of your experience of the style of filmmaking.
On one hand, it's been really tricky phase one through three
where you've had to live in between these walls of the sandbox
following in the MCU and making sure your artistic style
kind of ebbed and float.
But if you look at what James Gunn did with Guardian,
he was able to make it his while also working in the cosmic parameters of Marvel.
I do think this is very much.
an incredible Sam Ramey film. It is a solid B for me because Sam Ramey got to flex his creative
muscles that he uses so well and he got to tell an incredibly captivating story. Unfortunately,
that incredibly captivating visually, very apparently lush story that stylistically sang
sacrificed for me, Scarlet Witch, who had been on a journey with for so many, so many years.
We'd seen one through six of her 10 moment arc and then it felt like we went to 9 and 10.
I needed to see 7 and 8.
I got to enjoy 1 through 6 and then 9 and 10, but she literally did a heel turn visually into a color palette and it felt like it sacrificed too much for this to be higher.
While enjoying the film, I think it didn't work within the MCU.
If this was a what if and they made the what if an anthology series, it might be in my top 15 more.
Number 26 and probably a lot lower than other people putting this on their list, maybe one of my most controversial.
Age of Ultron.
Avengers Age of Ultron is a lot like Dark World in that it retroactively has solved a lot of problems.
But it's like five movies at once, and unlike Avengers 1 and Infinity War and endgame, it feels like it.
It suffers a bit from a mix of tonalities.
There are so many moments that were vision-wielding Molnir, them all talking in the barn.
The scene with Thor and Hawkeye's family is one of my favorite all-time MCU scenes.
But unfortunately, a lot of those moments feel like a series scattering of things, and Ultron didn't really feel like he had an age.
It was like the moment of Ultron.
And I understand why they had to do that.
And I understand what the Ultron character was trying to represent.
I love the concept of AI and these overwhelming odds and what it means to be self-aware.
And I love the headier concepts.
But because it was already juggling so many things and because it killed the fastest man alive,
I get he was sacrificing it for Hawkeye was a great moment.
It didn't feel like the characters all got their time to shine in the right way.
It all felt like they were trying to share.
It felt like they were all in a play and everyone wanted the last line.
And no one could have the last line.
And that went on for far too long to make this any higher for me.
Number 25, another very strong solid B for me is Dr. Strange 1.
I rewatched this recently and it actually went up a few numbers in my ranking
because I realized the visuals and the world building and everything they had to accomplish
with the mythology is so dense and so much.
And also really looking at it compared to what I think they've been doing with Phase 4,
I was really impressed that it was so different.
Unfortunately, and this is no one that actually worked on the film's fault,
Tony Stark and Dr. Stephen Strange have very similar origins.
And a lot of times I found myself, even on rewatches, wanting to watch Iron Man,
especially because the villain in this, Casilius never felt like it was doing a lot for me in the film.
I dug the ancient one.
I dug the long.
I dove the entire world of Dr. Strange.
But without the villain really working, I kept wanting to go back to the cloak of levitation I just felt more drawn to than this.
And I love the Inceptionist visuals.
And I love that the mythology felt real.
I feel like I could pick up a book from within this world and learn about it because Scott Derrickson built such a lush world.
But I also feel like because the villain wasn't higher, I couldn't rank this higher than 25, as much as I love Dormammu.
I think if you took out Casillas, just had the Dormamo story and his training, it'd be in my top 15.
Number 24 and one of the first Marvel films to make me cry, Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
This film is just shock full of daddy issues and they all really landed because you were already so emotionally invested in these characters.
That's how you do a sequel.
You build up the emotional investment in the first, and then you tell an insane larger than larger than life story in the second.
I never thought we'd see Ego the living planet in the MCU.
Now, that seems almost normal after the events of Dark World and all the things we've had.
But this time, five years ago, 2017, that is just such an abstract concept.
And as played by Kurt Russell, there are so many scenes that are the most absurd thing spelling them out,
and they work so well in this film.
The reason this film is so high up for me is because it grabs the absurd,
it grabs the visuals of James Gunn.
It adds the irreverent humor of James Gunn,
and it puts it all in a box that feels like it is both in the MCU,
like the most gardens the galaxy from the obscure comics of the 70s thing i could ever imagine it is the
perfect amalgamation of tones if you're into this world while not being as good as the first one
but still building out the universe i think this film really works in a lot of ways i just don't find
myself rewatching it as often and that's why it's so low 23 here we are with black widow this is a film
that i think if it had come out in phase two or phase three would also be higher and i think me personally
reading comic books continuity's a real question mark like i can accept watching a black widow movie
after she already died maybe more than people that are just in the film and tv versions of marvel
like it didn't bother me nearly that much what did bother me is that i was so so in for the jason
born tone i was so in for florence pew getting her time to shine and and do that soft reboot
so we get her as the black widow i was so in for david harbour i was so in for the action set
pieces but i didn't love that we got all of the brutality in some scenes
and didn't get the brutality of Taskmaster and others.
I love the idea of Taskmaster being from her past like she was.
I love the idea of the Taskmaster Twist.
I think her being a female villain is interesting
because she wouldn't have to be physically a certain way,
especially in that kind of suit.
But making it robotic, removing the power set of Taskmaster studying,
undermines a very important character of the greater MCU,
and this villain kind of messed up the comic continuity
in a way that I couldn't really let this movie be higher,
even though my experience of why.
watching the movie and the other nine-tenths of the movie was something I really, really enjoyed.
This is a strong B-plus for me personally.
Another B-plus is Captain America, the first Avenger.
This one lands right here because it builds out a very interesting world.
This was so early in the MCU, and it's still so interesting.
You get the Red Skull on screen as Hugo Weaving, which is so captivating, but I do feel
there are some moments of, I don't feel the menace of the Red Skull, and that's one of
the reasons I'm excited for Dr. Doom is I feel like where Marvel didn't know what
to do with overarching villains they did do great work with bringing back an infinity war
but i did feel like the red skull of the comics is so ominous and i felt some of that in the
movie but i loved the character design i love the vehicle and weapon design i love the entire world
built this over extreme rocketeer world and the relationship with bucky and steve is incredible
the transformation of steve rogers from that skinny steve to the steve we need to this day
holds up visually the things they're able to do with visual effects practical effects
and cg i know two of those are redundant but putting that all together into one beautiful thing
this movie holds up so well and i think the strength of this movie is a huge part that the mc u has
done as well as it have because we trust and we need captain america another solid b plus and this
one's interesting because it's kind of a twist if you guys have noticed i've really had faults with
the villains that have knocked the movie down for me because i think a movie is only as good as it's
villain a lot of things can work but if the villain doesn't that personally affects my experience
to the film this one is interesting because to me spider man is about new york and spider man
hasn't been in new york much especially in far from home spider man far from home we'd do we'd
been to space we'd touched on new york but then we went to europe and a lot of that didn't really
work for me i really wanted some small town spider man we'll get to the most recent spider man because
of its improvements as we go along but a lot of the comedy didn't quite land with some of the
relationshipy stuff but overall it is a very very pleasant experience some of the best visuals i've
ever seen for Spider-Man Hard Stop and the best villain I could imagine for a Spider-Man sequel.
I think Jake Shillan Hall's Mysterio is one of the few prophetic villains in the MCU.
We're going to see more and more drone culture.
We're going to see more and more deepfakes.
We're going to see more and more that we won't yet understand if it's real or not.
Mysterio played on a character written in the 60s, modernized it, made it prophetic,
and managed to incorporate it into the greater MCU.
That is the best magic trick you can pull in the MCU.
You make it a seed you've already planted.
You make it something that's going to be even more relevant in the future.
You cast Jake Gyllenhaal getting to do his most theater kid performance.
Like he, I, it's the combination of Donnie Darko, Jake Gyllenhaal, day after tomorrow, Jake Schillenhall, and nightcrawler Jake Schellenhall and one character.
And you put that in a CGI spectacle with that incredible Rimita sequence.
I loved Mysterio on this.
I love the visuals in this.
Some of the things didn't work, but it's still a very high B plus for me, far from home.
Number 20 is Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
I don't know why retro.
This has become like not as beloved, but week to week this was such a journey. This was such event television and especially there's a sequence and I believe it's the fifth episode where a US agent literally decapitate someone with his shield and I thought that was a fascinating commentary on the world today
Comic books. I'm sorry for any people in this chat that are going to get mad at me for saying this are political. There's this guy Captain America. He's punching Nazis in the 40s and still punching Nazis today. I thought using a show about Falcon becoming Captain America and address
certain brutality and addressing certain current events was very very brave and very important
storytelling add to that you get an actual therapy session all of phase four is about therapy all
these characters need therapy bucky goes to fucking therapy and it's required i love that this
invested in white uh white wolf i love this invested in winter soldiers separately i love that this
invested in falcon and in captain america separately this kind of has four leads and of
their civilian identities i loved all of the stuff in new orleans i love that anthony macky felt like he got to
bring his nests to sam wilson and i especially loved baron zemo i never thought i'd be as
invested in the daniel brule take on baron zimo after civil war and now he's up there of my all-time
favorite villains and why i think thunderbolts will work is because of this show 19 and guaranteed
to get me into hot water with mc u fans is thor ragner rock you heard me thor ragner rock i know a lot of people
love it and I really enjoy it, but to me, it is a lot of leaps in my approachability to the
character. I think that Ragnarok gave us the best story we've ever had an Infinity War and
Endgame because it bounds the drama and the comedy. But while it's just comedy, Ragnarok is a lot
for me. I do think there's a lot of things that feel like they're done for the joke, not for
the story. I feel like at points, it does feel improv troopy, which doesn't fit the rest of the
MCU for me. Doesn't necessarily fit the comic book for me. But what it does do is give me spectacular
visuals. Give me World War Hulk. Build out the universe. Give me the best possible Jeff Goldblum.
This movie is so insane that Jeff Goldblum at an 11 doesn't feel out of place. I love Thor screaming
going through that tunnel. I love Thor dealing with a very cantankerous Hulk. I love all of these
things, but it didn't feel like it was the character I'd been living with or the character that I
know from the comics. Again, if this was a what if, if this was removed, or if this came after, I don't
know, a different Thor 3 that gave us a little more common. It just, it felt like a lot to go from
two to this three a lot worked grandmaster the villain hella is on my rushmore of villains what it did
for sadness what it did to continue thor's walk about journey of figuring out who he is by removing
his very people he's the god of asgard and they took away most of asgard who are you as a man
without your people if you're a king it asks a lot of important questions does a lot of fun things
but overall isn't as high as a lot of people for me number 18 and right above ragner rock for
similar reasons and you've heard me talk about this a lot recently is thor love and thunder you know i
some issues with some of the tonality. I do enjoy the second half of the film quite a bit. I do have
some problems with the first half of the film. But some of the things I especially enjoyed
were the family aspects. I really enjoyed the way this movie lands. I do think the last five
minutes are amongst my favorite five minutes at the end of any MCU film. Post credits were
absolutely that phase one post credit glory. But the movie itself did feel like it was figuring itself
out as it went along. I feel like we got a very different movie that landed in theaters than
the four hour assembly cut, which we don't need to see. It's not the Snyder cut. The thing that went
into the edit i feel like might have been a very different movie i could have used some more
butchering i could have used some more jane foster i could have used a lot more king valkry as it stands
now it's it's in the middle of my marvel experience but what made it so interesting was everything
they did to make me feel for gore i really loved gore i really think tyke is two for two with villains
i really understood where he was coming from i really empathized with him and i really liked all the
choices they made visually around him but some of the comedy didn't work for me so it's about
the middle for marvel higher than people would expect number 17 is moon night
I know a lot of folks didn't love how this landed, and that kind of colored their entire experience of the film.
It did change my experience.
This had been a little bit higher.
I didn't necessarily love episode six, but I did adore episodes one through five.
I love the psychology.
I love the talent of Oscar Isaac on display every episode.
The scene outside the steak restaurant is some of the best acting in Marvel,
and I'm not letting that go because it didn't have the exact end I wanted.
I also think if they made the post credit scene actually part of the show, like just tie it in,
that would have elevated the whole experience.
It's weird little details and choices.
The CGI on some of the fights didn't quite work for me.
I know there's budgetary constraints.
I know it's a TV show, but those little things chipped away at it.
But everything else worked for me.
I love that there's a Moon Knight show that feels like Moon Night.
This feels like Lemire Smallwood Run come to life.
This feels like Ellis.
This feels like Declan Shalvey.
This feels like the things I've always loved about Moon Knight
with the mythology, with the world building,
with the insane fight club elements,
and Oscar Isaac and Ethan Hawke acting their eyes.
eyeballs out at each other and introducing very obscure characters I never thought we'd see on screen this is very high for me because it showed mythology as well as gods as well as superheroes is absolutely possible and we got a fucking boom night guy pierces the guy from memento and I really think up until he got that mustache truly fire breathery stuff at work I'm also one of the folks that really liked the twist with the mandarin I think it evolved even more using the one shot I think that stuff really worked I love the idea of iconography being perverted into something wrong I like the idea of us using these symbols of heroes to make things not as trustworthy I think
all that sings especially in the world of the comic books i think iron man three we're going to look back
on in years as one of the most important comic book films it is certainly one of the best made
and i think one of the best acted and it's absolutely an a minus for me i love iron man three
number 15 is the tv show that i would argue changed comic book television wandavision
wandavision started as this beautiful commentary on tv and comic books themselves it's both a
commentary and comic book characters and television as a medium and it evolved both i love the
characterization of where they took scarlet witch from scarlet witch into wanda maximoff and back i love
her dedication to her children i love that we told this heartbreaking story of humanity through a
witch and a robot i love their love i love the supporting cast i love the mystery every single
week everyone was talking for the entire six-and-a-half day span about what had just happened on the show
because we were wrapped up in this mystery i love that it had philosophical concepts like the ship of
theseus brought to our attention if everything changes in a person are the
they still that person? But by way of vision, I love that this was the Cat Dennings character.
I always wanted to see it get some more time to shine. Every character in the show worked,
every beat of action and comedy, not every 90% beats of action and comedy worked. And it was so
close to perfect. The end for me was a slight foible because I, a fumble, because I do feel like
it went to punching and kicking when it had just been so philosophical, but we kind of needed
to see where it would escalate with these characters. This show is a solid A minus for me,
and I think it's one of the best experiences I've had week to week with Marvel fans.
you invest in the beginning in the practical martial arts of sheng chi that bus scene is some of the
best we've seen a fight be in the mc u but by the third act you're in an entirely new world
you're dealing with creatures we've never seen before you're dealing with the reemergence of the
guy you thought was the mandarin in a beautiful new creative and funny way and you're watching them
fight a dragon and it all still feels like it's in the mcc and you want a shung chi too as much as you
want him to be in the avengers that's a very important distinction for a lot of phase four films i wasn't as
the greater MCU or i wasn't as invested in the solo story this walked both lines and introduce
us to a new hero and did it perfectly love shang chie all right you know how hotels sometimes don't
have the number 13 in their elevator we're not going to technically have a number 13 in this list
because miss marvel's not over yet as of filming this we haven't seen episode six of miss marvel as of
right now miss marvel falls somewhere after wanda vision after shung chi but if it lands if it sticks the
landing i think that might put it around shung chi so i'm not exactly sure where it lands
But I as of right now consider Miss Marvel the A that I consider Shung Chi and Wanda Vision. So it's in this range. It might be 13. It might be 16, but it's in this span. Miss Marvel, for me, is doing something really, really difficult. It's making an audience that's lived in this world for 14 years, appreciate something that might just be for 14-year-olds or 40-year-old. This show appeals to a young audience as well as the audience that's grown up with this world. This is the first show where someone in the universe knows about the universe. There's an AvengerCon in this world. With the
wrong set of hands without the gloves they used on this this could be a disaster self-referential
stuff is very hard to walk she's literally a fan of captain marvel and cards yourself miss marvel it's
doing a great job building out humanity it's doing a great job building up family stories it's doing a
great job really remastering a character's power set to work in a different medium which you have to do
sometimes and it's introducing us to a brand new actress this is her debut performance a lot of
american audiences including myself don't know most of these actors on screen and we love them we're so
invested in them.
Internet, it is future coy, as promised.
I just finished the Miss Marvel finale,
and it did stick the landing I had said.
I hoped it would land somewhere in that 13 to 16 range,
and it has.
That is a beautiful A range.
This to me is before Moon Knight
and just after Iron Man 3.
Iron Man 3 begins my God tier.
This is right there in that beautiful sweet spot.
It stuck the landing.
It introduced lots of new plot.
It gave us loving characters.
It gave us so much emotion.
While also building out the world,
while also giving us some very interesting power sets,
and it gave us a cameo from Greg Alba.
It is about 16 for me, I'd say.
What do you think, Greg?
16.
Don't don't. Not you.
No. It's too big.
Top 12 are into the solid A range.
These are films that would be between a 93 and a 96
if we're grading it like American school system.
And my most controversial take, this is for Greg.
These comments, they're for you, Greg.
The SEO. You ready?
Eternal.
Eternals is number 12.
I love this movie because it did what in my opinion
no team comic movie had been able to do without prior team movies.
None of these characters were known to anyone except the most diehard comic fan.
It introduced 12 characters effectively because I'm going to count the Black Knight.
I'm going to count some of the sporting cast that are so important to this.
It introduced all of them and they were so well characterized that even when they were off screen,
I knew how they would, in their essence as a character, be affected by the events.
And it didn't have to be redundant.
It didn't have to respell things.
And it did all that while subverting expectation by having the villains be effectively what we would be perceived as.
Those humanoid things as they evolved had sentience, had intelligence.
And in many ways, the Eternals, who we just met, who we just invested in, are the villains.
The way this lands is they threw off billions of lives potential to exist while saving us as Earthlings.
We were cannon fodder, and yet billions of lives were sacrificed by these hero villains.
because they're both in a way
and they're above us
and it established a hierarchy of gods
and it gave us so many very, very powerful
visuals and moments that grew out the MCU
and it really showed
much like Iron Man 3
the different type of movie
an MCU film can be.
This film is an art house film
about what it means to be human
by way of what it means to be an eternal
and I cannot wait to see
where the ramifications of the third act
of this film go into phase four
and beyond this movie I really think
and hope with time
will grow in people's hearts
because it is so special.
Number 11 is a movie I honestly can say I waited most of my childhood for.
It was a movie that gave me a Spider-Man that sometimes did heroics for a churro.
It gave me a Spider-Man that felt like, at least in the first 20 minutes,
had a burrow to take care of.
And the reason this one is as high, admittedly as it is,
because this one's a little tricky, is the villain.
Fulcher is one of my Rushmore Marvel villains.
In a couple glances, Michael Keaton is both intimidating and paternal.
You understand he's fighting for his family.
You understand how it ties into the MCU,
Just like Mysterio, I think honestly, the Spider-Man films as a trilogy are the greatest tie-in to the MCU,
which is ironic because there are Sony Marvel collaboration, but they invest you in the past while moving you forward in the future.
He's a guy that's cleaning up.
It's a different take on damage control that I think they've had to remaster a bit because they were going to do a show.
But it makes you invest in the fallout of super heroic elements.
That's something that is huge in the comics is not addressed enough in the movies.
Those fallouts are things that made him a vulture.
He was a scavenger of tech, and he became a villain, and he cared about his daughters.
That invests you in both Peter Parker and Spider-Man.
That's the thing about Spider-Man.
What makes Spider-Man unique is you're as invested as Peter as you are in Spider-Man,
and that's what the Vulture Broughts.
And Tom Holland is the pitch-perfect cinematic Spider-Man.
I argue Andrew Garfield is a comic book adaptation come to life,
and Toby McGuire is exactly the one we needed in the 2000s.
The best MCU Spider-Man, just like Ruffalo, is the best MCU Hulk, is Tom Holland,
and he really got to debut very strong here.
The moment you met him in Civil War, you wanted this movie,
and then this movie delivered.
And it's honestly one of the most impressive and authentic
high school casts i've seen they feel real they feel grounded and that allows the elevation of spider
man love this movie number 10 we're into the top 10 these are all comfortable a bordering on a pluses
i got black panthers my number 10 i love this movie i love what it did to the world of marvel the people
that love this movie aren't just marvel fans the people that celebrate this movie are everyone from
rappers i love to grandparents and killmonger again the theme of villains here is someone that has a lot of
just American ideals. There's a lot of just like, that guy makes sense to a lot of people.
And what's beautiful is Black Panther learns from Kilmonger. Killmonger says we need to share this.
We need to explore bringing this out to other people. And Black Panther actually ends up agreeing
with him. The way this movie ends is the hero learning from the villain. Killmonger makes a lot
of sense in a lot of ways and not in the Thanos was right way in a practical sense. So yes, in a lot
of ways you need to keep Wakanda protected. And a lot of ways you need to share the world what your
gifts are so it's a beautiful story in a hundred ways there's a lot of beautiful metaphors
about the underground railroad that are used in the third act a lot of people have some problems
with the third act and some of the cg i if the story is as good as the story is it doesn't bother me
this movie is from its sound design to its score to its soundtrack to its visual effects for the
most part to its cast to its science to its world building to its supporting cast to every
element of this film to the designs in the embroidery in the black panther suit this film
is damn near perfect
and I think that the world of cinema
is better for it and I think that the stakes
on Black Panther too couldn't be higher
because how do you follow Black Panther
this movie change cinema
and it certainly changed the MCU
if number 10 changed cinema
number nine changed television
and that you could make a superhero show
that was an existential crisis
that was literally a think piece
that felt like you were reading
some of the densest philosophy
made out of the dense philosophy
from your college professor
Loki dealt with what it meant to be a human
by dealing with what it meant to be outside of time and be a god.
Thor is fascinating because it's a story of humanity by way of a god.
Loki is arguably more fascinating because he's someone that wants to belong
that's also a god of mischief that feels like in some ways he's been mislabeled.
How do you get your superpowers and then kind of judge what those imply?
How do you figure out who you are as a person if you're inherently deceitful?
How do you shape your reality if you don't believe in a necessary reality?
Add time travel to that.
That is beautifully well done.
Add an incredible element of government regulation.
that's outside of any government because it's about time itself in very fun referential ways
add owen wilson as mobius giving some of the best work of his career some of the dialogue back and
forth between tom hitleston no one wilson is is amongst the best character scene work you'll see
in film or tv and then the difference between this and for me wanda vision is episode six where
wanda vision was a plus one through five i did feel like six fell off a bit loki is a plus one through six
it ends with a shakespearean-esque monologue from our brand new kang jonathan majors isn't even kang yet
He's the one who remains.
This shifts everything in the MCU, and it feels important, and it feels huge, and we haven't
even technically met Kang yet, because the writing is so tight, so strong, cannot wait
to see where Kang goes, cannot wait to see this role build out, cannot wait for more Loki.
This show is as close to perfect as I think a show can get.
Final countdown, you lovelies, this is eight.
This point on any of these can be on number one, depending on my mood.
This is one through eight or kind of a number one shuffle.
These are tied for first.
We're going to be A pluses.
I know Civil War doesn't get talked about enough anymore, but if you're going to follow
of Winter Soldier. How do you do that? You make the first at the time comic book double spread
page come to life. The airport fight was the first time in my life. I ever felt like I did that
like double fold out and was like, they made a comic book. Everyone fighting in that environment,
feeling exactly like their characters, doing exactly how I'd wanted those characters see come to
life. And the characterization was fascinating. You've got hero versus hero in a way that evolves
from the comics. This isn't a translation of the comics. It's an adaptation of the comics, making it more
Relevant to our world. You understand where Iron Man's coming from. You've fallen in love with that character. You understand where Cap is coming from. You've fallen in love with that character. And then your heroes who are perfectly characterized have to pick sides. Every punch in this movie lands twice. Because you feel the person hitting and you feel the person getting hit. And it introduced Black Panther and it introduced Baron Zemo. And it gave us one of the best translations of Spider-Man I think we'll ever see on screen all in one movie while you're invested in someone who never has to fire a bullet really.
Baron Zemo does all of this behind doors like Emperor Palpatine, while still being more charming and impossibly captivating, leading us into phase four and beyond and giving us some of the best action the MCU has ever had Civil War a plus.
Number seven, Avengers Endgame. This movie delivered an impossible promise. Hey, we're going to follow up Infinity War and we're going to tell the conclusion to three phases of filmmaking. We're going to conclude 12 years of cinema and we're not going to let you down. We're going to give you the biggest action you could conceive of. We're going to give you
comic panels come to life and the characters that aren't their comic counterpart.
The film, sorry, they are the comic counterpart.
These are the film versions of the characters we've lived with long enough that they're doing
different things that are their comic counterparts might because that's who they are.
I love that this movie goes completely different ways.
This movie is a beautiful conclusion of the Infinity Saga, but I as a comic book fan
didn't feel like it was color by numbers.
I got to experience an entirely new story with characters I've loved for 30 years.
And they did it with style, with Panash, and with consequence.
The reason this movie is so high is there are still consequences to this day.
The Infinity Saga has Iron Man go from selfish to selfless.
He sacrifices himself at the end of end game.
It has Captain America go from self-lish to selfish, and I know that's in English a bad word.
It's a swear, but sometimes you need to choose yourself, and that's what I mean by selfish.
He's finally done fighting.
He's a soldier that served his time.
He's going to Peggy.
He has chosen to choose himself, and then all through that journey, you've got Thor finding his sense of self.
The big three are all on a journey of self, and this somehow sticks that landing and brings 20-some odd characters to the fold.
Never do any of them feel like they're just serving the plot.
Thanos handled beautifully.
We'll talk about Infinity War in a second, but Endgame is a movie that shouldn't be possible.
Number six, I don't know how this exists.
This was before we were into the MCU that deep.
This movie came out in 2012.
We're only four years into the MCU, and they brought five different franchises to get.
This movie is the Avengers. This movie is some of the funniest, catchiest, most comic-accurate dialogue from these characters. I personally enjoy the dichotomy of Doth Mother Know You Weareth Her Drapes. That Thor, opposite Iron Man so much, because he is that Shakespearean character in a lot of continuities, and that dichotomy works so well in this movie. Captain America is a guy that's doing more rag-tag stuff as a helicopter, helic carrier drops out of the sky. They're all doing what they are as comic book entities to a level that this allowed.
us to evolve into them being their movie versions of themselves. This movie brings comedy,
brings action, brings vibrant, bright colors. To this is still my favorite Hulk. I think
Hulk looks so good here, and I feel like Hulk is so Hulk here. And you've got every other
element of the movie bringing this all together. Shield feels like a real thing. All of these
characters feel like they're fully people you could somehow meet, and it's the first of its kind.
The imagination and ingenuity of this cannot be overstated. A lot of people that are in their
teens now don't understand how big a deal this was.
Movies didn't combine with other movies.
You didn't go watch Keanu Reeves in one movie
and he meet John Wick, Keanu Reeves, in another movie.
We do that in this movie.
It's a bad example.
You don't combine franchises.
This movie put different heroes
from different franchises together into one thing.
That seemed impossible and they nailed it.
This movie is a miracle.
Truly interchangeable.
Seriously, these eight,
but this one at the top five are insanely number one.
Iron Man started all of this.
Iron Man was the biggest gamble
maybe in the possibilities of the MCU.
You've got an actor that wasn't known
for this kind of work. You've got John Favro who isn't yet the John Favro that we trust to just do
whatever and they trusted him to do whatever. This is a movie that is so rock and roll every song
is ACDC. This is a movie with a character Stanley invented to be unlikable. It was like a challenge
to himself. He was like, I'm going to make this guy that's aggressively selfish and is kind of a
warmonger. I'm going to turn him to a hero. And they cast a guy that is that and they turned him
into a hero. Like Downey Jr. Stark wouldn't work if anyone else said those lines. The reason
Sam Rockwell got cast in Iron Man 2 is because he went out for Iron Man 1.
Tony Stark is Downey Jr. Downey Jr. is Tony Stark. That is a one-of-one experience.
And this movie is so effortlessly cool. Everything about this movie absolutely rocks.
And it was the first, so they got away, especially with Jeff Bridge's Ironmonger.
It makes sense for the industrial complex, capitalism, all the things that turn someone into that greed is Ironmonger.
And it actually works better for me than in the comics.
This character works opposite its villain. The movie works beat by beat. The comedy is spectacular.
And it gives us the birth of the MCU and holds up 14 years later.
With all the advancements and superhero stuff, it's hard to make a movie that's timeless and Iron Man absolutely is.
Okay, we talked about endgame being very hard to top Infinity War.
It's because Infinity War, to me, is number four.
This is a movie.
Infinity War is a Thanos movie.
Avengers brought the Avengers together and showed us you can combine genres.
Infinity War showed us, hey, you know those people you like?
We're going to give you a villain that, yes, I'm going to say it, is better than Darth Vader.
We're going to give you a villain you identify with that some of you think might be right,
and we're going to make you invest in someone that's willing to get rid of half the population.
There's moments where you're like, that is rational thought,
and you're fighting the people you've loved for so many movies.
This does what Avengers One did exponentially.
It brings in infinitely more characters.
It gives you some of the greatest fight scenes in history.
It has that moment where, like, Thor lands and you're just, like, overwhelmed with, like, how did this even happen?
I love the Mjolnier Capsine in Endgame, but I love even more.
that this movie gives you so many of those moments and it doesn't have to feel like a conclusion
end game needed to end everything this made you like on the edge of your seat i remember the credits
rolled in this film and i couldn't imagine where things could go and for an entire year
marvel had the balls to make us wait part of my love of this movie is the experience of that year
where i didn't know what was possible and then somehow end game didn't let us down but it's because
of infinity war's launch that i think the mc u is as strong as it is infinity war a plus i would change not a
single frame. So we're going to get a tree. We're going to get a raccoon that talks. We're going to get a
character named Star Lord. And we're going to convince you this isn't just a cheap ploy to sell
toys. We're also going to get a director. Most of you haven't heard of and we're going to make it a lot of
very, very almost R-rated joke. And we're going to keep this all in space. And we're going to do this
into phase two so it doesn't actually connect to the characters you care so much about. And we're
going to make one of the best comic book movies of all time. Guardians of the Galaxy One is insane. It's
Pure madness. You care about an entire team in one movie. You care about a team of miscreant degenerates in one movie. You are so invested in them that when a giant tree dies, you cry with him because we are Groot. Everything about this movie is emotionally manipulative. And I say that as a compliment. Everything about this movie pulls at every heartstring you have while giving you insane cosmic visuals. I maintain without Guardians of the Galaxy, they weren't going to go cosmic. I think they were going to let James Gunn make a little.
little side mission with guardians and then the movie was as good as it was and they were like let's uh let's see
if we can steer the ship and now we have eternity in the mc u now we're going to have the living
tribunal and maybe secret wars all of these things are possible because i think of the little
movie that could one of the braver choices next to iron man in the entire mc u and one of the best
how does this exist and it stuck the landing guardians of the galaxy number three this movie was
number one for seven years this was the movie i didn't think could be dethroned this is 2015's
we're going to make an espionage thriller that you your dad
your grandpa, your grandma, your aunt, your cousin, your dog walker, everyone is going to go,
fuck yeah. Winter Soldier. Winter Soldier brought back Bucky, and that is a new to this time comic
book story and made me care about Bucky more than the comic ever had. It gave me a badass villain
that is very similar to its hero, again, a trope in Marvel that this master. Cap and Winter
Soldier are so similar. They just went off one path, fell off one train in this case, and you're so
invested in what this character's journey is, and you love Cap, and that's without
talking about the action, the elevator sequence, the knife fight on the street, the stuff they're
able to do with crossbones. The way this movie is about not trusting the systems you've trusted
from the jump. This is seven years in the MCU, seven years of like shield are our people,
they're protectors. They're the organization that keeps us shape. We're going to assemble a special
team. We just had the Avengers defend us from cosmic threats, the Shatari, and now the threats
are coming from within. How do you top a space demon coming at you? That's the god of mischiefs
wielding them. You make the threat inside. You make it the system.
that you trust not being trustworthy and you make captain america go wait a second in his second
fucking solo movie winter shoulder did all of the things exactly right and gave us to this day in
my opinion the best action in the mc u love winter soldier it's only topped by one film it finally
happened and this is an interesting thing because i know a lot of this is my own bias i never thought
i'd see a spider man on screen that felt like everything i love about spider man and i never thought
I would be like, wait, a six-movie origin story?
It took the exact perfect storm of the MCU thriving and Sony rebooting Spider-Man
to allow something as insane as a six-movie origin story to exist.
It lets Spider-Man become not the Spider-Man of the comic books,
but the Spider-Man of the movies.
And I've always said that Tom Holland is the best movie Spider-Man.
He represents all of the things that make Spider-Man work cinematically.
I said a little while ago, Andrew Garfield, to me, is comic book Spider-Man.
To me, Toby McGuire Spider-Spiderman is foundational to get the gateway into comic book movies.
to work. He's a great gateway into what the Samarami movies needed to do. Those are
foundational. The Samarami movies, the X-Men movies and Blade movies are how any of this
exists. But Tom Holland managed to make all of that work in this movie by delivering one of the
most gripping performances. I swear if he was playing a soldier or a cop or anything that
wasn't someone that worked tight, he would have been up for an Oscar here. If Willem
Defoe wasn't wearing a guy that wrote a glider and was just playing like a crazy business
magnate, he might have got an Oscar nom here. The performance in this are incredible. And this is a
movie that uses the best of metamodernism. It incorporates some nostalgia. Yes, but it doesn't
weaponize it. It doesn't fan service it. It doesn't make you go, ha ha, that's a reference. It
uses literally a reference like the point. A meme that shouldn't work twice and both times it serves
the story and both signs it gives you a moment of levity because of how dark the film is. Spider-Man
is a dark character. I'm sorry, Gwen Stacy dies. Him and Mary Jane break up half the time because
of Mephisto. There's lots of people always hunting him. He's always laid on rent. He's always
chasing a balance of two lives. He's always alone.
and losing people he's lost uncle ben he's lost aunt may spider man's about loss and in this he lost
literally everything and the opening of this film is him judging his choices and him being a little
selfish by like oh dr strange change this change this and it's that moment of not only spider man being
quippy and funny not only not realizing because he's naive which is spider man but by the end
sacrificing everything because he felt like it was his fault he has to be the one that says okay
i lose everything that's spider man with great power comes great responsibility in this
universe we got to have that delivered by other spider-men we got to improve on the spider-verse
story into the spider-verse one of the greatest films all i say that's not what i'm saying i'm saying
the spider-verse story got to involve the medium of film it got to combine the medium of film with
the medium of comics with the multiversal impact of a shared mcc with sony with five spider-man villains
this movie made a sinister six effectively work and you cared about everyone it used everything
we've loved about superhero movies to build the perfect film it brought us 20 years of filmmaking to one
beautiful crescendo with comic book accurate visuals, with all the Easter eggs you could want,
but most importantly, the heart of Spider-Man. My number one MCU film is Spider-Man No Way Home,
and it made me believe I would have loved it as much at age eight as I'm going to love it at 88,
and it truly is revolutionary, and it's a near-religious experience for me. There's nothing
that makes me feel the way No-Hale makes me feel. Spider-Man has meant the world to me since I was a kid,
because I've always felt like liking comics put you over here, and the irony of Spider-Man being so
popular and bringing you in, like people are sharing comic book love now, but it didn't
used to be that way. And because of these movies, people share that. So the beautiful irony
of Spider-Man making a billion dollars and bringing people together from the pandemic, I didn't
even include in my review because that's not the movie. It's just life happened to give me the
gift of bringing the world back together to celebrate Spider-Man after Spider-Man was the thing
that made me feel like I was part of the world. And comic books used to make me feel like I
wasn't welcome, and now they make me feel the most welcome because I get to share this as you guys.
So this franchise means the world to me
Spider-Man means the world to me
I accept my bias
I know you're gonna get uppity
I know you're gonna be like
That movie just came out
No Way Home's overrated
And they use nostalgia
I don't give a fuck
It affected me
To a level that I can't describe
And I only hope
That you ever
Dear audience feel
The way I feel about that movie
About anything in your life
So thank you for watching this whole
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Thank you for giving a single
about my opinion of movies
I've invested my life
into the comic books
that inspired these movies
and these movies have given me almost 15 years of joy, happiness, and belief that these dreams can come true.
So, this video is a culmination of all of that.
And this video is me sharing with you my own personal opinions.
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