The Reel Rejects - Extended Version: FRIENDS Season 1, Episodes 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, & 18 REACTION!! FIRST TIME WATCHING!!

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

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This week's video is sponsored by Acorns, the money app that makes it simple and cheap to make small yet significant investments. Amicable acquaintances of the Reject Nation as I rip the headset off my head and further damage the wires. How's it going, gang? Welcome to our brightest and most sparkly set yet. I figure you got the colored dots in between the friends. letters. So here we are in the most pride. It's Pride Month again. Happy Pride. We're going to watch Friends! We're going to watch episodes what, 13 through 18 or something like that. We're going to watch

a whole bunch of friends. All the Friends. There's going to be a bunch of little time stamps in the description box. You can hop around to the one with your favorite plot and character situations. Anyway, Arun, are you excited to do more friendship activities? How are you feeling this? John Lidd, I'm doing well, and I'm excited to do more friendship things with my friend as we watch Friends. It's such a good day for friendship and all things related to friends and acquaintances and everything in between.

And, yeah, I've had a fun movie shoot with Terra before this, and now I'm ready to get him to the Friendathon. Back at it again, Johnny Boy, how you doing? Doing decently right now. Just banged out a whole bunch of metadata and wrangled some files in what? but not got to be privy to a neat little interview earlier. It's been a decent day cranking out the contents at the Reject Nation Studios in beautiful downtown Times Square, New York, City, California.

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and copyright problems that befall us day in and day out i think that's all you guys need to know it's time to hang out with our friends let's do the thing oh what the hell is where it starting yeah man that doesn't seem right you don't seem right

in media res wah oh no whoa you just barge in here you don't knock you have no for anybody's privacy wait wait this is ridiculous I just say one thing that's a relatively open weave and I can still see your

oh no nipular areas oh no what a predicament tell them the story about your patient who thinks things or like other things Christalia this guy had to walk the crystal lea could run and then a run away and then run away that's pretty much it You do. But you tell it really well, sweetie. Now go away so we can talk about you. Uh-huh.

So cute. And he seems to like you so much. I know. I know. It's so sweet. Oh, it's so complicated. She loves that. So you think you'll do it on his couch?

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I think that's a little weird. You know, it's final. And you are, like, paying him for that time, I assume. Hey, you guys want anything else? Oh, yes. Could I have one of the...

No, I'm sorry. We're all out of those. Anybody else? Uh. Did I, did I miss something? No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies. Uh-oh. What were you doing seeing her boobie?

What the hell, man? Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts. I'm hanging with ugly naked guy. You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies. Oh, my. They were nice. I mean, that's it.

I mean, mittens are nice. That was nice. Oh. Okay. Rock, hard place. Me. boob other boob this is the episode where we find out how much we can say

boob on YouTube yeah you're so funny I wouldn't want to be there when the laughter stops what did you mean by that just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues you know that you use your humor as a way of keeping people at a distance oh Chandler huh I mean hey I just met you

I don't know you from Adam a only child right boom before you hit puberty you sure you're psyching on a psychic uh-huh how did you know that it's textbook it's text book as he eats his hand with his two his cookies with his two hands i don't know this one oh this is my friend roger hey hey good to meet you roger you too sir what happened to the puppet guy the puppet guy oh oh excuse me so ross Oh, put it off.

Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny. Damn. Do it, Chandler. Do it. It's your job. I miss you too. I love you, but it's getting real late now. Oh, son's getting real low.

Oh, shit. I made the appointment with Dr. Bezita and... Oh, no. Oh. Did you know this isn't Ma? Oh. You know, I get it. You know, I get it.

She's a pet mortician. Do they separate and not tell you, or is he cheating? So how long you've been? Oh, no, poor Joey. Kid, I used to take you to the Navy Yard and you show you the big ships. Since then? No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't

always such a terrible guy oh oh joe you haven't been in love i don't know then you haven't you're burning your tomatoes huh you'll want to talk what's that a euphemism for something joe your dad's in love big time and the worst part of it is it's with two different women oof please tell me one of them is ma oh cost cost one of them smile what's matter with you no what's it matter with you one day and found out your dad was leading this double life he's like actually some spy working for the cia that'd be cool yeah i know i mean why can't parents just stay parents you know why do they have to become keep why is he just fingering in the house peanut butter

can't you stop staring at my breath oh bro please stop what what We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve that. Oh, no. Since you saw her boobies, you're going to have to show her your peepie. Wow. They're all 13. Yep.

It's a fair trade. Oh, boy. It's the laws of the world. Oh, no. You know, I don't see that happening. Good man, Chan. He's right. Fit for tat.

Ah. Well, I'm not showing you my tat. Uh-huh. Hello. It's Phoebe. And Rod. I wonder if they had trouble with the tit for tatline Like that's a phrase

But him just saying it is the way around it That's the thing is like I hate that guy Uh oh So he was a little analytical That's what he does He clocked you Come on he's not that bad

You see that's where you're wrong Why would I marry her If I thought on any level That she was a lesbian Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail Whoa Damn got your ass why would i why why why would i why

maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling maybe you oh that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel like less of a failure in the eyes of the parents dang damn wait that's that's ridiculous i don't feel guilty for her Failure. Woof. Oh, dude. Oh, wow. So you think I'm a failure.

Isn't it good? You know what I mean? All these years, I thought you were on my side, but maybe what you were doing was sucking up to mom and dad, so they'd keep liking you better. Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good. Oh, my God. Yeah, you can use that card now. That's hilarious. Oh.

I mean, you're right. It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Webel play palace. Give this guy spin off. Yes. the webel's cruise ship which had this little life boat for the weebles to wobble in oh the weebly wobble

tough stuff we're gonna catch that movie we gotta get going to get going to wow with the wallet chain just leave her in mid watermore conversation easy on those cookies okay remember they're just food

they're not love wow savage they are hate It'll never help you feel the void. Yeah. That's the problem, though. That guy's lonely. He has no friends because of this.

Oh, look. It's the woman we ordered. Wow, what a coat. Can we help you? No, thanks. I'm just waiting for Joey Triviani. Hey, let's go. I'm Joey Tribiani.

Oh, no, not you. Hey, Joey. He's Joey Jr. I'm Ronnie. Oh, shit. Elfounded. She's new. I was going to.

say it's out here with the zip lock joey's having an embolism but i'd go for a nip not the only nip you're going for us episode shout out cheese nips tip for tat nip for tip hey joey's here hi hi hey hey oh babe what are you doing here well you left your good hair for my apartment i figured you needed tomorrow for your meeting joey with the good hair Who's up for a big game of kerplunk? He is dressed in all brown. He could have been 90s, Oswell Cobbop. To truth.

She's the cheetah. I don't want you taking that thing to sling this. Where am I going to stay here? Whoa-ho. Hey, hey, ho. We'll go to a hotel. No, you won't. No, he won't.

If you go to a hotel, you'll be doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you. Yeah, you sleep on the foosball table. And I don't care how old you are. As long as you're on the mud. my roof you know by my rule go joe no reverse and that means no sleeping with your girlfriend yeah yeah man now this is just for tonight starting tomorrow you got to make a change six years is long oh you break it off with ronnie you can't do that and you gotta come clean with ma this

is not right yeah but this i don't want to hear it now go to my room oh joey they should give him his own spinoff let us know if you guys want to watch a joey spin off definitely we should skip ahead i can't sleep on my underwear why you're gonna ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha as opposed to having full pants on is what he means yeah of course i was like a most of us sleep i'm always going out with all these women because i always figured when the right one comes

along I'll be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance I'm looking at my dad thinking you're not him I like Chandler speed race when they were all over you to go into your father's pipe fitting business did you cave no you decided to go into the out-of-work actor business and I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along you will have the courage and the guts to say no thanks I'm married man go Joe thanks Jim get off hey cuddle up boys big spoon come up they are they're like They're often like kids, but especially this episode.

They're like kids. Hi. Oh, good. Joey said I could use your shower since Chandler's and Oz. Okay. Who are you? I'm Ronnie. Ronnie Rapalado.

Ronnie Rapalado with the alliteration. Oh, damn. Oh, just coming out with it. Hey, listen, Ronnie. How long would you say Chandler's been a shower? Oh, like five minutes? Perfect. Oh, no.

Oh, no. That's in your seat, Phil? oh my god oh my god i'm gonna collect oh wow that pound of flesh it's time to see your thing ah ha ha bars oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no it'll be jolly right oh no oh no of course of course oh no you were supposed to be in there so i could see your thing there with me wow she's gonna like tie him down and make her make him show it by the end of this i didn't expect her to want to see that's crazy it's roger basically we just feel that he's uh we hate that guy okay don't you think maybe though it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaked

you out no we're right phoebe oh my that's a very used couch you see it's tottered on the end over there yeah maha what are you doing here I came to give you this and this oh no

things were fine the way they were oh no there chicken in there put it away who is she she's not Roseanne kind of reminds me

Roseanne but hold on you you knew of course I knew do you remember how your father used to be always yelling now he's happy I mean, it's nice.

He has a hobby. Very enlightened, ma. I don't mean to be disrespectful, but what the hell are you talking about? Ever since that poodle stuffer came along. He's been so ashamed of himself that he's been retentive. He's been more loving. It's like every day's our anniversary. Fascist.

So tell me, did you see her? Yeah, you're ten times prettier than she is. Hey. That's sweet. Could I take her? Yo, yeah. Let's go, let's go. I want it.

Fistice to cuffs, 10 minutes in the alley. We're on the fire escape. It's my friends. They have a liking problem with you in that they don't. They don't see all the wonderfulness that I see. Oh, you're about to analyze her and then. They just, you know, they think you're a little intense and creepy. Bly.

Damn. Oh, but I don't. Me, Phoebe. actually it's it's quite you know typical behavior when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic oh no co-dependent emotionally stunted sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups whoa sorry might as well have nipples on them wow oh define me define me Define me. I need love. Yikes.

Christ. Somebody just had a wound. So Joe, are you okay? You know, they're parents. After a certain point, you got to let go. In a couple of years, we get to turn into them. If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after 20-year-old boys or I'll end up like my mom. All right.

Come on, Friends Legacy sequel series. Oh, no. How's it going? Okay. Except I broke up with Roger. Oh. Aw. What happened?

He's a good person, and he can be really sweet. It's just, I hate that guy. It was pretty savage. Yeah. A little too honest. In his assessment there. I guess he had nothing else to lose at that point, but. What's going on?

Clear the tracks for the booby payback express. Next stop, Rachel Green. Oh, no. He's going to see the mom. Oh, no. No? No. Oh, wow.

Sorry, wrong booby. A little look at the end. The one where everyone lightly harasses one another. Oh my god. Oh, no, no, no. No! Oh, oh, dear. Oof.

That, dare I say, was a hoot. hoot er and a holler ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha all right it's time for season one episode 14 the one with the candy hearts here we go tellin you ross she wants you she barely knows me we just live in the same building i just don't want rachel any contact she lent me an egg once you're in hey ross oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ross over here still in the shelf an egg yeah you're gonna go up tour and say here's your egg back i'm returning your egg yes good line oh i think it's insane she'll love it thank you thank you here say you look egg selin go with the egg my friend go go go go go go go go go go go go

go they're work no way it's suicide the man's got an egg oh it just cut right there thing can end up okay it's a continuation of the last scene all right cool roger wants to take her out tomorrow night no babe's don't you remember why you dump the guy oh still it's nice to have a date on valentine's day but he'd have a little Patrick Bateman energy Phoebe you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year I know I do you guys can watch videotapes together yes what are you guys doing tomorrow night actually tomorrow night kind of depends on how tonight goes oh listen about tonight no no no don't you dare bail on me the only reason she's going out with me is because i said i could bring

a friend for her friend yes i know but her friend sounds like such a pathetic mess i know no no no tell my area phil she said yes oh yes way to go man oh oh no that was nice that was a nice payoff to that punch line crunch line crunch crunch there's lorraine okay now remember now no trading wow you get the pretty one i get the mess that's lorraine warren well well look what you brought very nice very nice oh damn you get me a white cintzumzel and a glass of red for jans jadis no oh wow oh oh oh oh guy that's insane what are the freaking odds okay i'm making a break for it i'm going out the window hey you set me up with a woman i've dumped twice in the last five months oh boy oof look at that

painting oh yeah let the man work roger was creepy but he was nothing compared to to Pete Kearney. Which one was Pete Corny? Pete the weeper? Remember the guy that used to cry and tell me had sex? Oh, no. Oh, geez. Oh, no.

That sounds not fun. And take a little crying any day over Howard, the I win guy. I win. I win. I win. That's worse. I didn't get to win once. Damn.

Oh, that sucks. Hate that. Oh, you know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She says that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual sage the apartment what kind of ritual okay we can um we can burn the stuff they gave us okay or or or we can chant and dance around naked you know with sticks yes fire yes burning's good birdie's good yeah wow Joey and the lady wow so far apart that's great

i cut you out of all my pictures so if you want i have a bag with just your head oh good god how many pictures you guys take dude trying to get out of here trying to get down on that i don't know ledge back there or some we might be leaving now

tell me it's you and mewee me we she said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off oh i'm not even sure what slathering is Oh, don't worry You want to be a part of it Yeah

I want to be a part of it Okay, you cannot do this to me You're right I'm sorry, you're right Okay Can we have three chocolate Mooses to go please I'm out of here

Oh my God Oh my God Dinner's on me I'm sorry channel I hope she throws up on you Oh my God Dang dude You better order yourself

A nice dessert So Just us uh-huh oh what a crappy night well ho i have enjoyed the fact that uh your shirt's been sticking out of his zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom oh no no hi there i'll just go to the bathroom call max attention so do we have the best friends or what joey's not a friend he's a stupid man who left us his oh master card priceless

good woman oh snapping at him at kyle chanler rear can we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne that's right each oh and a rob roy i've always wanted to know yep you know what we'll find out after this i know it's some kind of yeah oh dang look out now i guess you could get that messed up in new york you don't have to drive anywhere oh happy valentine oh god that head over there oh my god i just

Oh, I miss you all right. Oh, no. Can you believe this happens? No, no. No. Goodbye, Janice. Kiss me. Kiss me.

Oh, damn, dude. Oh, Chandler, sorry. Oh, Chandler, sorry. Oh, great. You got to see who's out here. Oh, Christ. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Janice. Hi. Janice is going to go away now I'll be right back Oh no Joey Look who it is Joey with the infamous code again

Whoa This is so much fun This is like a reunion in the hall Hey Reunion special Oh hi Ross Oh my God No

my god i love them how did you know oh that's a great friend group when a dog flies from new york to los angeles he doesn't just lose three hours he loses like a week in a half lull charming and cuts she's not into this oh no ross is going terribly ross no it wasn't meant for you anyway dog oh no oh no oh no this is the chance run-ins episode are they the blonde is my ex-wife and the woman touching her is her close personal friend uh-huh anything else i should know those are watching them in the back oh and she's pregnant with my baby oh no what a what a great first date i always forget that part Oh, she's not happy to see her.

Oh, no. You see him. Sage branches and the sacramental wine. And to open a window. Right. I'm like, y'all clearly don't have fire alarms in there. Now we need this of a righteous man. Oh, wow.

Okay. Chandler. You know what? If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place. Yeah. Oh, my. That does sound like real witchcraft. Okay, Barry's letters

What time of day was this on? Adam Ritter's boxer short. Hey. And I have the receipt for my dinner with No Colulu, Mm-mm-oh-oh-oh-oh. Hey. All right.

There's a real one. Let me do's a picture of Scotty Jared naked. Oh, he's wearing a sweater. No. Ew. Here we have the last of Paolo's Grappa. Wait, wait, Rachel, isn't it almost pure? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I was going to say, dude. Of course. Of course. There's a flame throw her now. How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day? I don't know. You dumped their on New Year's. Lull.

Just ruin every holiday for her. Every home. Hello, funny Valentine. Funny Valentine. Damn. A little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over and I'm going to. Okay.

I wouldn't do that. If you don't do it, I will. That's great. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. How did he catch that? It's great. What do you do for a living?

Well, for the past few years. Oh, God. Oh, no. I thought you said they could shoot this spot without you. He's not listening to her. A lot of audio editing. I'm sorry. I'm spending rest of my time teaching science,

which is funny because that wasn't even my major. Walk in, Dog, walk in. Ross knows about science. Archaeologists. Oh, my God, Ross. Now that is funny. Ah, you're announcing. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? Because she's, she's, she's alone now. I guess. Are you sure? Oh. Oh, she is not happy with that. Come over and join us.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on. These people will scooch. He still loves her, of course. You guys will scooch. won't you let's try scootch i move minorities the the wait staff is not going to be pleased either hey that one white guy had to move he had to switch the whole side of the table

he's the most depressed among the other dining party oh god what's the hell box or shorts why is that survived fire repellent half charred picture of Wow, that guy's hairier than the chief. Little Lauren of these firefighters' lives. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control. You're a third call tonight. Really? Oh, sure.

Valentine's our busiest night of the year. You specialize in this? I brought you something. Oh, little candy hearts. Chan and Jan forever. Girl, you slept together one time. Oh, man, they've been on and off again. sort of i don't know there's no way for me to tell you this i just don't think things are going to work

out that's fine is it because i know that this isn't the end yeah now don't you know it yet you love me chandler bing let's go oh no i don't you do you seek me out something deep in your soul calls out to me like a fog horn oh god is very funny oh wow wow wow wow wilds okay janus call me oh someone's oh wow she wholly left oh oh how long has she been in the bathroom i don't think she's in the bathroom her coat is gone someone stole her coat maybe i screwed up the first date i had in nine years that could be it oh god don't put your head on that at It's hot. It's still pretty hot.

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Aw. Well, you know the whole getting on with your life thing? Well, do I have to? I mean...

Oh. Here's a wacky thought. Um, let's say you and I give it another shot. Oh, dude. Don't do this. No, no, no. I know what you're gonna say. You're a lesbian. What do you say we just put that aside for now?

that aside for now you know let's just stick a pin in it okay oh boy we're great together beside you're carrying my baby i mean how how perfect is that don't do this is sad but there's something right here i love you oh boy that's hard oh what she kissed him back well i mean they weren't together for a one oh oh no but no but no but you know that thing we put over here with a pin in it this is me it's time to take the pin out find someone I know you will the right woman is just waiting for you it's easy for you to say you found one already uh yeah all you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set whoa oh no for second I thought that jaw line was to Corny Weaver that really sweet scene

that was very tender that was a very tender scene we get off around midnight why don't we pick up then so um will you bring the truck yeah i'll even let you ring the bell aren't you gonna strip hey ring that bell oh my god dude the firemen were charlie and ed you guys tell them you're married no way you're kidding my girlfriend doesn't know i'm not gonna tell them jeez oof new york's finest everyone be cheating in that episode all right sorted it out it's time for episode 15 Season 1

The one with the stoned guy Heck yeah Holy crud Here we go Cappuccino Where's mine Hot cider from Monica

Love it It's autumn as we're watching this Why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser Oh geez Ah That's why Excellent Either will smell good in your hair

Oh the chicken and the burgers channel works at the comedy corporation where's the whoopee cushion this is typing you're looking lovely today and may i say that is a very flattering sleeve length on you damn the backhand compliment mr costilick would like you to stop by his office at the end of the day listen if this is about those prank memos i had nothing to do with them really nothing at all well you should have it's a typical day at work come in putting my numbers and big al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to to make me processing supervisor hey heck yeah process that shit i quit why why this was supposed

to be a temp job chanler you've been there for five years if i took this promotion it'll be like admitting that this is what i actually do something's off i just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until 12 o'clock at night worrying about the weanus what the weanus weekly estimated net usage systems it's a processing term Oh, that weanus. I use weanus all the time. I have something you can do. I have this new massage client, Steve.

Steve? What kind of repping name is Steve? He's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef. Hi there. Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know. And I thought of you first.

But Chandler's the one who needs a job right now. He's not qualified. I just don't have a lot of chefing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant. Let's get one of the cereal restaurants. Well, what kind of food is he looking for? Well, he wants to do something eclectic, so he's looking for someone who can, you know,

create the entire menu. Oh my God. Yeah, I know. So what do you think? Thanks, Fib. I just don't really see myself in a big white hat. Okay. I can.

You look like you could be in Ratatouille. Oh, Monica. Guess what? Uh-ha-ha. The fun game of that scene. Can you see my nipples through this shirt? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, but don't worry.

I'm sure they're still there. President called back to the other episode in that. I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pilman, career counselor, a go-go. Pilman? A-go. I got a wizard back there. You guys all know what you want to do. I don't.

Hey, you guys in the living room, I'll know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream. The lesser known, I don't have a dream speech. I don't have a dream today. I wish I could. I love my life.

I love my life. A Bryant song. He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this cute little place on 10th Street. It's not too big. It's not too small. It's just right. It's formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears.

Ah, my man. My man. So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for a Monday night. He really wants you to be here, which would be great for me, because then you can ooh and on make yummy noises. What are you going to make? Chemmy noises. Huh?

place in the neighborhood uh how about tony's if you can finish a 32 ounce steak it's free hey does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma who are you going out with oh is this the bug lady oh yeah i love you rod oh no she's an entomologist my name is celia so what are you guys gonna do i just thought we'd go out to dinner and then maybe bring her back to my place and i'd introduce her to my monkey that's right and he's not speaking metaphorically I remember the monkey So back to your place I'm thinking maybe

How you doing? I'm telling you that monkey is a chick magnet She's gonna take one look at his furry cute little face and it'll seal the deal Oh no No Oh my god news Jesus Oh my god, wait a minute

She's somebody I've seen in stuff Maybe I don't know Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests And what do I learn You were ideally suited for a career And data processing for a large multinational corporation Oh no

That's so great Because you already know how to do that Don't I seem like somebody Who should be doing something really cool You know I just always pictured myself Doing something Something Move to Silicon Valley man

Oh, hey, you can't see your nipples through this shirt. Ah, there you go. She got her payback. Maybe this will cheer you out. Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you. It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. Pre-appetizer?

The French call it an amuse-boosh. And a moose-boosh. Well, it is amusing. Moosing. A mighty amuse-boosh. Hello. Oh, hi, Wendy. Wendy? Yeah, 8 o'clock.

Wendy? What do we say? $10 an hour? Okay, great. All right, I'll see you then. Bye. Yeah. $10 an hour for what?

Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out. Waitressing? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, Monica. Of course I thought of you. But, but... Not a great waitress.

This night has to go just perfect, you know, and... Well... It's perfectionist. Wendy's more of a professional. Oh, shit. I see. Yes, and I see. sort of been maintaining my amateur status

so that I can waitress in the Olympics. Yes, you got to get that metal. You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in 76. A moose-bush? You meant to brag. Oh my. Look at that shark.

Talk to me. Oh. Weird thing happened to be on the train this morning. Nah, no, no, no, no, no. I'm dirty. Oh. Here? Wow.

Here? Say something hot. Oh boy. What? I'm re-wearing underwear. Bova. Boy! Happiness.

Happeness. Happy. Vagena. Vagana. All right, I panicked. She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't. a total loss, I mean, we ended up cuddling.

Look at that picture in the background. Oh, you cuddled? How many times? Wow. Dude, Ross can go like 12 times on a cuddl. It's a big deal. You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. What you think other people might be doing to each other. Hey, yeah, there you go.

Try something on me. Let's go. Please be kidding. Is the picture, yeah. Is it like Avon and Costello or something like that? I would try to figure it out. I thought it was them. Close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing. right now oh i'm in my apartment yeah what else that's it i'm in my apartment you're not there

when i having this conversation come on all right ready look oh ross jeez you get me so hot i want your lips on me now wow joie yeah maybe you're right come on joey you like this woman right yeah you want to see her again right sure but if you can't talk dirty to me how are you gonna talk dirty to her now tell me you want to caress my I mean, yeah, you've got to be able to do it for everybody. Tell him like a true homie. Okay, turn around. I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this.

All right, all right, I'm not walking. Go ahead. Eat your bread sandwich, Joey. Okay, I want to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips. Hot soft skin? It's the start. All right. I, uh...

What's like me trying to dirty talk? Ah! I want to take my tongue and... Let's go. I get it. I like to pull out. Say it. Yeah, pull out.

Huh. Say it. Yeah. Run it all of your body until your... Yes. Yes. Trembling with... Oh, yeah.

You're trying to laugh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they just left it in. That's awesome. It makes sense. It's appropriate. With?

Always rooting for you two kids to get together. Same. I bet there's a lot of slash fic out there. Hey, Mr. Costlick, how's life on the 15th floor? Well, that's very generous. Uh, but look. This isn't about the money. And that's on top of the year in bonus structure you mentioned earlier.

Wow. No, no. Stop saying numbers. I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy. You've got the wrong guy. No. I'll see you Monday. Oh.

Yeah. I mean, it sounds like he's going to be a rich man in a minute. Yeah? He could probably do whatever you want to do independently at that point. Wow. It's huge. It's so much bigger than the cubicle. this is a cube this is a cube

wow what have you yeah that's pretty sick yes indeed you have a view spider man worth swinging by that guy's peeing hey hi pee guy sit out here sit okay Helen could you come in here for a moment

oh no oh no Helen how many times you've been here thank you Helen that'll be all wow Wendy Wendy God damn it, Wendy. Who is that? Dave Thomas' daughter, Wendy.

Wendy Bail, I have no waitress. Oh, that's too bad. Bye-bye. Huh. $10 an hour. No. $12 an hour. Come on, I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.

Nah. You know, Rachel, when you ran out in your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you, $20 an hour. Done. Hell yeah. Get them, girls. Well, hello, welcome to Monica. Oh, my.

John Loebbots. Okay. Here to be a critic. Hello, Monica. Hello, greet her girl. This is Rachel. Yeah, okay. I can't do a good John Lovitz.

In the cab on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie. Oh, no. In the cab? Is it dry in here? Oh. Let me get you some wine. yeah i think we're ready for our first course dude this man's ready of the munchies these are rock shrimp ravioli and a cilantro panzu sauce it's just a touch of mint

he's actually doing it too well smack my ass and call me judy that a reference i don't in about eight and a half minutes we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets tartlets Tartlets. Tartlet. Tartlet. Tartlets. Word has lost all meaning.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tutsi real center of a Tutsi word? Get in their fridge is crazy. Can I help you with anything? You know, I don't know what I'm looking for. Ah, same. oh cool taco shelves cool i've never seen someone excited about taco shelves

hey sugar rose if you just wait another six and a half minute macaroni and cheese we gotta make this we gotta make Oh boy, boy, boy. Just trying not to laugh. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry.

Sorry. Wow. That was smooth. Okay. Give me the gummy beers. No. No. Give me the beer.

Now then you can't have any. Give them to me. Turn them into a glaze. They're drowning. They're drowning. They're drowning. The bear's over. I think you might be on a different kind of trip.

I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet. Hey. Hey. Oh, it's okay. Come on. This is going to be good. It looks dire now. You don't want to work for a guy like that.

You'll get there. You're an amazing chef. You know all those yummy noises? Those yummy noises, I wasn't faking. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So, uh, how to go with Celia? I was unbelievable. All right, Ross.

Dude, Ross works here now. I mean, there were characters, plot lines. Thames, a motif. At one point, they were villagers. Ross is on a message board. You know, by the time we finish with all dirty talk, it was kind of late. We were both kind of exhausted, so, uh... You cuddle.

Yeah, which was nice. Cuttle King? You guys want to try to catch a late movie or something? Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler? Whoa, where the hell is he? Chan Man. Fran, I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the weanus and I'm not happy. Well, let me tell you something.

You will care about it because I care about it. You got it? Good. Take that weanus serious. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no.

Oh, you're in too deep, Chandler. It's changing you. Oh, yes. Yes. I could do with that. How's this? Sorry. How about over here?

Oh, right. She's a massage therapist. I forgot. How about this? There you go. Ah, I'm going to throw up. What did you say? Say I'm going to throw up.

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parts uh there we go time for volume one blessed are we blessed are we a one two three this is unbelievable it's been like a half an hour this was a cartoon you'd be looking like a ham right about now there's the waitress excuse me miss hello miss that's Phoebe you're a waitress now what are you doing here yeah um I was over there and then you said excuse me hello miss so now I'm here how come you work in here right yeah because It's close to where I live and the aprons are really cute. Uh-huh. Can we start over?

Yeah. Okay, great. I'm going to be over here. What the hell is? What is happening? I bet this will be acknowledged, but I hope it isn't. All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister. I'm saying I see a difference.

Oh. Phoebe's a twin? Ursula is hot. Whoa. Hey, Phoebs. Guess who we saw today. Oh, fun. Okay.

Liam Neeson. No. What are we safer? Nope. This could be a really long game. Your sister Ursula. Oh, really? Oh.

She said you guys haven't talked in like years. Yeah. Wow. So, um, is she fat? Oh my. Not from where I was standing. Hey, pretty hot and tempting. So you guys just don't get along.

It's mostly just dumb sister stuff. Like everyone always thought of her as the pretty one. I look exactly the same. She was the first one to start walking. though I did it later that same day. Oh. But to my parents, by then it was like, yeah, right. Well, what else is new?

Ouch, man. Caves, I'm sorry. I've got to go. I've got Lamas clash. Oh, and I've got Earth science, but I'll catch you in Jim. So, is this just gonna be you and Carol? Susan's gonna be there too. We've got dads, we've got lesbians, the whole parenting team.

We're the Rostens. I'm J.C. and he's Michael. And we're having a boy. and a girl Hey Wow Hi I'm Ross Geller

And that's That's my boy in there And this is Carol Willick And this is Susan Bunch Oh my Susan is Carol's just Gumb

Just Gubbett Who's next I'm sorry I didn't get Susan is Susan's Carol's Carol's friend Life partner Like buddies

Like buddies Like buddies Susan and I live together Although I was married to her It's a little complicated A little. But we're fine. Absolutely.

That was a good bit back and forth. Nina Bookbinder is here to see you. What? Okay, send her in. Nina Bookpinder or the helmet on? Yeah. This is a little bookend, too. You wanted to see me?

Yes. I was just going over your data here. And little thing, you've been post-dating your Friday numbers. Well, it throws my Weenis out of whack. Excuse me. Weanus. Weekly estimated net use. Oh, net usage.

Right. Got you. I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your wieness. Oh. Hey. What's your weenus doing Friday night? It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that she's really, really cute.

She knows about the weenus. You don't dip your pen in the company ink. Blah. Ross, your little creature's got the remote again. Is it legal to have a monkey in New York? of thing New Yorkers comment below oh wow

you can never have a crossover because there are two shows the show reference the other one as a show how did he do this Christmas lights up party of your plan to keep us marry all year long

I know you see someone was supposed to take them down around new years but obviously someone forgot oh it's this side of winter pass it aggressive there someone was supposed to write rage take down

the lights and put it on the refrigerator hey i think ursula likes me all i ordered was coffee she brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries what damn score score before you do anything joey like you might want to run it by yeah yeah yeah yeah like phoebe would probably be fine with it you think it would be okay if i asked out your system why why would you want to do that she'd be there I don't know why not okay cool thanks uh no I was wrong

hi sorry I'm late uh where's where's Carol stuck at school like her black baby yeah you can go I'll get the information no no mommies why don't you get on your back

what what I'm supposed to be the mommy okay I'm gonna play my card one more time hit I will flip you for it flip me for no no no heads On your back, Mom. Let's go. All right, Mubbies, take a nice, deep cleansing breath.

Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower. Does that work? The flower metaphor is so persistent throughout the ages. The annual net usage statistics are in. Weedness! That's our second black character. We haven't seen an anus this bad since the 70s. Oh, no.

In an anis. Well, we're going to be laying off people in every department. Ever have to fire anyone? Oh, you're about to. No. Nina. Nina. Oh, Chandler.

Listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, please don't hate me. What? Would you like to have dinner sometime? Oh, geez. Oh, boy. Oh, no, Chandler. I mean, yay for that, but no. hey oh my god it's it's it's um dip dub dip so i hate myself no what's you do this could

be god's way of telling us to eat at home oh oh no mistaken identity right and it's me so you're here too much as you are all we want is two cafe latties and some biscottie cookies I don't you all just assume yeah good choice it's definitely her yeah

that's funny who the hell is that she looks maybe I'm wrong I swear she's like an actual the way they treated that were like people were supposed to know yeah

you still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet I'm just trying to find the right moment oh well that shouldn't be so hard now that you're dating uh oh sweetheart you're fired but how about a quickie before I

you know to work oh wow you know once you're inside you don't have to knock any you're doing it again we're not doing anything we're just sitting around talking quietly i can hear you through the ceiling i saw him on a show recently i think he was in i think he was in berry well try to keep it down where is rent you do me a favor you try this on i just want to make sure it fits Oh, my first birthday present. Oh, no, no, no, it's for Ursula. Ah.

Bro, no. Okay, fits. Yeah. I asked to you, and you said it was okay. All right, well, maybe now it's not okay. Okay? Well, maybe now I'm not okay with it not being okay. Okay.

Cut, hard cut. I like this little thing she has with her hair. Eh. And that's the Chrysler building right there. Nina. Mr. Douglas. Cool tie. Cool tie.

Oh, no. She's still here. Yes, yes, she is. See, after I let her go, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flane and Dr. Flenn and... This Flenn. He informed me that she took the news rather badly.

In fact, he mentioned the word frenzy. If you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all. Not at all. Oh, no. That's unbelievable. and yet believable and yet you palm my head

you palm my head Ross and that's having a baby next week is our final class no just getting started I am not doing that everything's gonna be all right

oh what do you know no one's going up to you and say high is that your nostril mine if we push us pop rose through it wow we I know it's frightening but big picture the birth part is just one

day and when it's over, we're all going to be parents for the rest of our lives. Hey. I mean, that's what this is all about, right? For the rest of our lives. I'm going to be a father. Oh. I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. Marcel, that's his name.

You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that that monkeys and babies are actually different. Ha. Nah. Where are you going? How? Whip? Yes. Have you two, you know.

you know well not that it's any of your business but no we haven't okay oh what it was you meant sex right have you got to the ice capades yet for the past couple days people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks that's how he feels in the inside yeah maybe that's because you're getting a big raise oh come on why not why not put through the paperwork on miss bookbinder's rays so you still want me to send her psychological profile to personnel helen drinks oh lord oh how'd you take it pretty well except for the stapler thing my stapler so he's going out with her i mean is it really so terrible um yeah what did she do when i was eight and i wouldn't let her have my duty jets and

thermos so she threw it under the bus that sucks oh and then there's randy brown have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend no no oh but that's what he was for me and she you know kind of stole him away broke his heart no and then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore because he said he didn't want to be around anything that looked like either one of us i mean i know joey is not my boyfriend or my thermos yeah you got to talk to Joey he doesn't know this stuff if he knew how you felt he's falling in love with her oh please they've been going out a week they haven't even slept together yet oh no we got to go get him before they do oh she's going to answer the door oh oh

Oh, dang. Split screen. Whoa. Rachel, what are you doing? It's freezing out here. Would you come back inside? I wanted me to take him down, so I'm taking him down. I'll leave him more a little longer.

Oh, Helen Hunt, that was Helen Hunt. There we go. Mr. Higgles, could you help me please? See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about. Oh my God. This is pretty funny. Yes. It's Helen Hunt.

I should have been able to pull her name. I don't know what I've seen her in. You're going to hate yourself when you find out, all right? That's all I can tell is you off the top of my head. All right, the one with two parts, part two parts. Here we go. Ow, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights and And she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or ankle or something.

Black people number three? Hey, killing it. And there's a black guy over there. Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow. All right. In case of emergency call, you.

Hey. Really? That's a horrible. It's a big dillio. Insurance? Oh, yeah. Check it. Definitely going to want some of that.

Oh. You don't have insurance? Uh-oh. Why? How much is this going to cost? I have no idea, but x-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars. Well, what are we going to do? There's how much we can do.

Yeah. Like it out. Unless I use yours. Oh, boy. Is that work like that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait a second. Who did I just put as mine case of emergency person?

He he's insurance fraud. All right, then forget it. I will just go home. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Yeah. Jeez. Hey, come here. Rock in a hard place.

Thank you. I love you. I'm going to need a new set of these forms. Why? I'm really an idiot. Instead of putting her information, I put mine. You are an idiot. Damn.

Yep, that's me. I'm that stupid. Yeah, I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid. Oh, it's nice. No, no, with him. Oh, no. Like at the class. I'm on this field, and they hike me, the baby.

And I know I'm going to do something because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me. I would watch this version of the game, honestly. Oh, yeah. got a terrible team right but it is just me and the baby so I'm thinking they can take us I just heave it downfield what do you praise that's a baby he should take the sack come on and I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch right only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time right so I am running and I'm running and that I woke up see I am so not ready to be a father no

Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. Hey. You're gonna make a great dad. Aw. Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking. Just need a better line around you.

What, an offensive line? Have you the one of you guys ever been to the rainbow room? Is it real expensive? Well, only if you order stuff. I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday. Ursula. What about Phoebe's birthday?

When's that? No, bro. Broo. Bro, so. Tonight. What are the odds of that happen? I know crazy How would you mean in a Phoebe

You take your time Take your time That's a good beat It's a solid beat So what are you gonna do I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula And your friend Phoebe If she's my friend hopefully

She'll understand I mean wouldn't you guys Man if you tried something like that On my birthday you'd be staring at the business end Of a hitsy fit I'm surprised we haven't had any scenes With him and Ursula yet Yeah

Maybe will this episode It's all the dimets. Whoa! Clowny! Clowny! Clunes! And that guy too! E.R. guys.

Yeah, she is. Playing his character from ER. This is my friend Rachel. Hi. Rachel, I'm Dr. Mitchell. And I'm his friend, Dr. Rosen. What is your name, man? Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?

I mean, God, young. Young. I met young. Duggy wasn't too young. Young to be a doctor. Oh, good, Rachel. Thank you. Right.

Georgia for Clooney. The very cute, cute, cute, cute, doctors asked us out for tomorrow night and i said yes oh they work for the hospital it's like returning to the scene of the crime i say we blow off the dates what oh my god they are cute doctors cute that guy from the coffee shop is in the background all right what do we learn so for their acquaintances he's just always in the background at the coffee shop hey they have a black friend back there two of them oh no look to the people maybe yeah what the hell are you doing is scared the crap out of it there was a cake out of you

yeah i got a lemon smush yeah yeah yeah maybe he'll eat a smooch cake so i don't want to clean up the the spilled cake so she doesn't slip on it he he yeah we'll just use our special cake tools oh no This was not at all scary Hi everybody Hi Betty Was for us Betty

Betty, that's our name It's in the same room Where's Joey? Oh Did you see Betty? Aww Joseph Breaking your girl's heart

Joe I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dry tomato business Five years ago If somebody had said to me here's a tomato that looks like a prune i just said get out of my office there's like popping off at the time dad before i was born did you freak out at all i'm not freaking out i'm just

saying it's someone talking about the whole uh baby thing did you uh ever get this sort of oh my god i'm gonna be a father kind of a thing no wow your mother really did the work i was busy with the business is that what this is about no dad i was just wondering it's time to make up for that we can do stuff together but you all always wanted to go to that colonial Williamsburg how about we do that i just needed to know um when did you start to feel like a father well i i guess it must have been question the day after hey milk chicks back there in the hospital room your mother was asleep there it is you were this ugly little red thing oh no and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your

whole fist and you squeezed it so tight and that's what i knew oh that's very sweet so you don't want to go to williams I'll watch the one where they go to Williamsburg. We can go to Williamsburg. Squeeze his finger again. Eat your fish. Yes, daddy. Rachel, the cute doctors are here. Okay, coming.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Hi. Hi. Wow. Here we brought wine. Look, this. It's from the sellers of Ernest and Tova Borg nine, so.

Hell yeah. Let's go. Monica has the ankle. You know what? It's feeling a lot better. Thank you. Listen, why don't you guys sit down and we'll get you some glasses? Okay.

Oh, no. Okay. Um. Stat. The name thing is going to be a problem. I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine. I really think it'll be fine.

It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble. Oh, Monica. Would you stop being such a was? Oh. So, so they still seem normal. That's because they are. Okay, but you have to admit that every time we go with women, we meet at the hospital, it turns it to relax.

Take a look around. No pagan altars. Mm. They're fine. Go like this. I said we are not going to do it Okay, sometimes you can be such a big baby I am not a baby

You know what? You know what? What? You know what? You are becoming more and more like your mother Wow Savage This is a great place. How long have you lived here? Thanks, I've been here about six years And Rachel moved in a few months ago Naur. Oh, noor

See, I was supposed to get married but I left the guy at the Jeebs Yeah, you know I know it's pretty selfish but hey, that's me Ouch, so Monica, what do you do? I am a chef at a restaurant of town. Oh, good for you Yeah, it is. Yeah, mostly because I get to boss people around which I just love to do Yeah, this is great Mm-hmm God bless a chickpea

Geez, boy. Oh, no. That's it. And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow. I used to wet my bed. She's going all the way back. I use my to get other people's attention. We both do that. We.

Ha ha ha. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Monica and Rachel's apartment. Well. Just one second. Rachel, it's your dad.

Oh, shit. Hi, dad. No, no. It's me. Listen, dad, I can't talk right now. There's something that I've been meaning to tell you. Oh, no. Oh, geez.

Nor. Nor. Nor. Well, a Billy Dreskin and I had on your bed. Wow. oh my god that's so mean what about what about whatever girl bros before daddy why why would i sleep with billy dresskin his father tried to put you out of business he's got the remote again or sell it's the woman from the hospital admissions office she said

there's a problem with the form oh god hello this is monica yes we'll be right we'll be right down okay let me just change yes dude scrabble I haven't played Scrabble in a minute. Hey. Hey. Didn't work out, huh? Jose. Trouble.

Your sister stood me up the other night. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you? Dude, you betrayed the theme. Well, did you try calling her? I've been trying. Claps revoked for this episode. He's blowing me off. Actually, I accidentally did five.

I think it's four. Dude, that was a very contemplative blues guitar. Oh, I got you a birthday present. Oh, wow, you remember. Is this just a really good split screen? It's a Judy Jets and Therma, so I got something for you, too. It's a good-looking meal. How'd you know I was coming?

Um, yeah, um, twin thing. Twin thing. I can't believe you did this. Twin, let's believe you. Oh, wow, this one of Joey. Oh, my God. What's the deal with, um, you and Joey? Oh, right.

Wrong show. That's Seinfeld. He is so. so great but that's over does he know who he's he's really nutsy about you why you got me right why so um are you gonna call him what you think he likes me no joey no he is so smart he'll figure it out you want some chicken you're more of a goldfish than phoebe you have not changed yeah you too damn hi yeah you just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the emissions form well it turns out we need a whole new one i put their long name again oh no you're that stupid

damn oh no i'm just gonna pay for this with a check well you know your insurance will cover that yeah i know i'm just not that bright either Jeez Say you never feel like a font Mm-hmm Say your son never feels connected to you Do you have a point? No

You know you think I would You know Choking It's just a furball Oh Strut Okay, whose turn is it Yours, I just got 43 points

For kidney Well No, no You got zero points for idney No Where's my K Marcel Check on the

freaking monkey. No. You've got to help me. My monkey swallowed a cake. Ah. To get that animal out of here. You don't understand. The animal hospital is way across town.

He's choking. I don't know what else to do. What's going on? Marcel swallowed a scrabble tile. Oh. This hospital is for people. Lady, he is people. He has a name.

Okay. He watches Jeopardy. He touches himself when nobody's watching. Wow. Please, please have a heart. Yeah. I'll take a look at him. He's a fellow primate.

Michael. Rachel. What? Monica. Oh, that's going to get confusing. Oh, she loves me not. She loves me. She loves me not.

Loves me? It's so strange. We didn't see any scenes in together. I know. What are you doing here? I've been trying to call you. Listen. Oh, no, no.

Don't say listen. I know that listen. I've said that listen. I'm sorry. Oh, she's pretending to be her. What happened? Oh, what about everything you said under the bridge? Under the bridge downtown?

Um, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge. I was talking crazy that night. I'm so drunk. Oh, no. You don't drink? That's right, I don't. Ugh. I was drunk on you.

Ours. But, okay, yeah, so it's not going to work. Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe? If it was, would you stop hanging out with her? No. Oh. I couldn't do that. Bro.

Then, yeah, it's because of Phoebe. You're a real one, Joe. So, you know, it's either her or me. Then, uh, then i'm sorry yeah joey the real one you know you're gonna be really really hard to get over i know i know i don't know whether it's just because you have never looked so beautiful oh no jesus oh joseph are they gonna phoebe jose oh this is all kinds of the strange show we be one's only life is going to be this way phobia oh she oh he can tell the guy again the friend

yeah yeah oh how can you tell oh wow I did not expect this fascinating okay he looks so he does he just got the message is he all right oh they're all there the doctor the K out we also found an M and an O oh oh no we think he was trying to spell out monkey he's he's people so you feel like a dad yet no why hey come on you came through you did what you had to do yeah dude is very dead look he's waking up Oh, little guy. Oh, look at your dad. You're a papa.

I think this is Don Henley. Wow, what a way to end? Ah. This is fun. Oh, no. Naked band of the Hulu. Noah Wiley. There we go.

Are these are real VO? No, that does sound like, like, uh, David Schwimmer. All right, one, a two, and a three. Do you really want a job with popular mechanics? Well, if you're going to work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for. Yeah, they got all the connects. Look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, okay? I cannot be a waitress anymore.

I'm sick of being called, excuse me. Ha, ha. Bridge, did you proofread this? Yeah, why? Uh-oh. Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent computer. super skills oh no oh my god oh do you think it's on all of them oh they photocopies oh no i'm sure the Xerox machine caught a fuel yeah ah the city

oh hey guys hey can i get you anything do this did you bring the mail lots of responses sure we have scones left okay read them to me interesting sure uh Rachel is on today thank you for your inquiry however oh We have apple cinnamon. I do like her collar thing. Yeah, like shoulder, shoulder collar. Wow, her visa bill is huge. Oh, no. Uh, one of them's got to be a job.

You know, I can't believe you. Linda's so great. Why won't you go out with her again? I don't know. Oh, they never sit there. Is this still about her whole the Flintstones could have really happened thing? Yeah, I could have.

It's not just that. It's just I want someone who does something for me, you know, who gets my heart pounding, who makes me, uh... Little play things with yarn? oh it's coming back around what could you want her more who d the sarcastic sister from what's happening oh no oh no joey joey cried last night thank you why we were playing poker there was chocolate

on the three it looked like an aide right you should have seen him read him and we and then he did oh joe we how come you guys have never played poker with us what is there like some kind of sexist guy thing yeah that's how it goes no women are welcome to play oh okay so then what is it some kind of you know like like some kind of you know like what is it we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker it's a typical guy respond excuse me do any of you know how to play? No. Eh.

But you could teach us? No. You could. That was fun. Now, draw cards. So I wouldn't need any, right? Because I have a straight. Oh, good for you.

Uh-oh. This is interesting. We have one plot line with all of them. Okay, Feebs, how many do you want? I'm with it. I just need two. The ten of spades and the six of clubs. Lull.

Fibs, you can't, you can't. Oh, wait. I have the ten of spades. You want to think. Go fish. Uh, no, see, uh, you, you can't do that. Oh, no, no, no, that's okay, that's okay. I don't need them.

I'm going for force. Oh, you're... Ah! ...aurs. All right, here we go. We've got salmon, roulette, and assorted coup d'etase. Want? Need it.

This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips or dip or pretzel. Ah. A nut. You know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real, right? High stakes, big bucks.

Now, you sure, Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look. Jacks because they didn't look happy happy. Happy Jacks. Okay, all right, last minute, last for the lesson. Joey, three, eight. Ugh. Damn it, damn it, damn it. You were lying.

About what? I was bluffing. What is bluffing? Is it not another word for lying? It doesn't sound as cool. Sorry to break him this party, but I've got resumes to facts before we're tomorrow. We got to settle. Settle what?

The Jamestown colony of Virginia. Ha-ha. Mm-hmm. You see King George is giving us the land. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game. Damn.

Why don't we just forget about the money? Well, no. We'll pay. Forget about it. If Monica, I had another answer all already. And you know what? We want a rematch. E.

Well, that's fine with me. Did use the money. So basically, you get your y-ya's. By taking money from all of your friends. Get your yayas here. Yes. Yes, and I get my yayas from IKEA. What's a yaya?

You have to put them together. The only yaya I know is the Abdulmating I was going to say, I get my yayas by watching Yahy on screen. I play to win. In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're going to play poker with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy.

Oh. Okay, because once those cards are dealt, Bf. Okay. Okay, Santa. Yeah. I'm not a nice guy. All right, boys, let's see.

That sward staff. Oh, did you get that from the I love Rachel Pizzeria? Hey. Come on, what was with that whole black Bart speech? They both love Speed Razor. When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy. You are way off, though. I don't think so, see, Ross, because I think you love her.

Oh. See, I might have had feelings for her at one time. not anymore i just marcelle what's you doing dog where you going with that disc you are not putting that on again you are in very very big trouble oh my god dude A Wimboa, a Wimboa, a Wimboa, a Wimboa, a Wimboa, a Wimboa, a Wimboa, a Wimboa, a Wimboa, a Wimboa, a Wimboa. I don't believe what a J. Ross was being. Yeah, I know. You can get really competitive.

Huh. What? Hello, Kettle. This is Monica. You're black. What? Another black friend. Another black friend. I am not as bad as Ross. Oh, I beg to differ.

The Pictionary Incident. Oh, no. I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. Oh, trust you or your homemade pickles, Monica. I got an interview. You're kidding. I got an interview. Hey.

Sacks Fifth Avenue. That's Lux. It's like the mother's ship is calling you home. Joe Ruggins comedy mothership. What's the job? Assistant buyer. Damn. I would be shopping.

Yeah. Shopping on behalf of the whole thing. Yeah. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You've got to listen to every word she said. What celebrities at this time? Hi.

Is Tony Randall dead? Oh, no. Well, he may be now because I think I hit him with my car. Oh, geez. Oh, that's fluffing. Lesson number one. Hey, it's got to be somebody. Everything you hear in a poker game is pure crap.

Nice earrings. Thank you. Damn. Sit down. Right. Trippy. Trippy as hell. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Listen, I am parked... Trippy as hell, Corolla DeVille. Damn. Two bidness. Give them the 2001 soundtrack. Go to your room. You have so many Russian posters on his walls.

Yeah. Guys, guess what? Guess what's good fun? Okay, the fifth dentist caved. Now they're all recommending Trident. They got them. Big bubble gum, got him. No. Big Gummer, Big Gummer.

She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours. Oh, I went to camp with her cousins. I can do this. I could do this well. Yeah. Oh, then she told the funniest stories. Okay, great.

You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker. Damn. Jeez. We talked about it. And if you don't want to play, we'd completely understand. Yes, yes. We could play some other game like, I don't know.

Pictionary. Oh, no. Rich, do you want me to shuffle those? No, no. That's okay. I think I'm gonna give it a go all right well hell yeah damn let's freaking go I was gonna say did she learn that or is that a trick deck Monica you owe ten dollars and Rachel you owe teen big ones bigans and hey

thanks for teaching us cross-eyed mayor you guys we gotta play that at all right dude I want that disco ball shirt channel they asked us for a second you should know that this money is cursed what oh I cursed it For now bad things will happen to he who spends it. That's right. I'll take it bad things happen to me anyway. Yeah. Come up with a movie.

For me, it was a Tuesday. Green poker machine who owes 15. Eh. Oh, I'm a man. Oh, I have to win money to exert my power over women. They're making a rain. You know what? This is not over.

We will play you again and we will win and you will lose and you will beg and we You will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourself forever. You wind up homeless in the street. Kind of stepped on my point there, mine. It's all good, Rach. You'll get them next time. You gals want to handle your money now? That way we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.

Jeeps. Fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy. Monkey boy. Like how this one's just all about them playing poker. Hey, you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. That's a pretty card. One-eyed jic.

witty jack excuse me where are you going uh to the bathroom do you want to go to the bathroom or do you want to play poker i want to go to the bathroom i mean you know all right well i'm an order of pizza

oh no no no no no no i'm still waiting to hear from that job in the store closes at nine so you can eat them that's fine just have a tick-tack not a low-calorie snack can you order it from your apartment while he goes the bathroom everybody any like i was just beer generic beer It's like Repo Man.

Food. All right. Your money's mine, Green. Your fly is open, Geller. Geller. Oh, you're Rachel Green. You guys, you know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a J.

Hey. Good job, Phoebe. That's Joe incidents with a C. I'll see you, Chandler. Phoebe? Yeah, I'm out. I'm in. Me too.

I remember those chips. All right, what do you got? Well, you better hop out of the shower because I got a flush. Hey. Well, hop back in, Bucco, because I got four fixes. I got four fixes.

I won. Hail Satan. I think I'm going to make a little Ross pile. I think that one was Ross's, and I think, oh, that one was Rosses. Yeah. The Chandler go? Well, I have got your money.

No, I'm saying, did Chandler play? Oh, I think he folded. And you fliced it open. Ha, I made you do. For you, Rachel. Hell yeah. I remember going to Oz and getting a briefcase of the clay chips. Monica, inner out.

I hate this game. Okay, Joey, you're bad. I fold like a cheap who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. Wow, that was vivid. It's dark. Wow. Yeah English, please

Oh, I am very in They whiteed out the snapple Yeah, I noticed that Jamler Couldn't be more out Me too, Rachel We ain't paying for nothing extra And I'll raise you

What do you say? You want to waste another buck? Nope, not this time. Oh It's not talking about losing. Just deal with... Hello, Rachel Greene. Hey, me, me, me, me.

Hello. Barbara. Hi, how are you? Uh-huh. Oh, no, she didn't get it. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, but you know, if anything else opens up, please...

Hello? Wow. Sorry, Rage. You know, there's going to be lots of other stuff. Where were we? Oh. Nothing wild. Everybody aunt.

Look, Rage, we don't have to do this. Yes, we do. I need the money. I'm in for 50 cents. I see. your 50 cents and I raise you five dollars damn I thought it was a 50 cent limit well I just lost a job and I'd like to raise the bed five bucks cheeps he's gonna go all in no I fold what do you mean you fold hey come on I mean were you just

full of it oh oh rod destroy her I'm in One. Oof. I see you two. And I raise you. Oh shit. 20. What?

Oh, wow. She's going in. Going for rent. I see you're 20. Raise you 25. Damn, dude. Yeah, we're getting to Vegas numbers now. Or at least Pichanga numbers.

And, uh, Monica, get my purse. Oh my. Rachel, there's nothing in it. Bet the purse. Okay. Get me your purse. Hey. I saw your 25 and I raise you seven.

Seven bucks. Productions. Joey, I'm a little shy. I mean, you're all in. That's okay, Ross. You can ask me. That's pretty good. That's great.

It's pretty good. What do you mean? What do you mean? 15. All right. Here's 10. Yeah, I got five. I got five.

Thank you. Good luck. Damn, dude. Okay. I am calling your 17. What do you got? Oh. high noon approaches as the game wears down sweat on every brow full house huh another sitcom within a sitcom

you got no you don't no you don't oh you gave it up yeah like a royal flush or something look how happy she is oh you had the cards no no No! Show it to us, Ross! Fair mail. Airplane, airport. Oh, no. Airport 77. Airport 79. Airplane. Time's up.

Buy, by, birdie. I kind of see it. Okay. I kind of see it. A little bean. The unbearable likeness of being. Yes! What the hell?

That's great. That was wacky. Wacky friends. Wack attack. Wackado do do do do. But speaking of things that are not whack, this show, am I right? Gang.

If you made it to this point in the video, big thank you to all you guys for sticking with us, for having fun, for hanging with your friends. We want to thank our friends over at Prepper for chopping these highlights down and getting invisible onto the YouTube we appreciate them

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But Aaron, just some real basic thoughts. Real basic thoughts. this was great you know we embarked in the show you know a few shoots ago and you can honestly say this has now become like a comfort watch reaction dude hell yeah i agree i agree we watch a lot of movies here and other series or whatnot on the channel but i always look forward to our our friend shoots because now we're like almost 20 episodes in and like yeah these are our friends like we're i'm happy to check in with them again yeah it's nice it's comfy it's genuinely really funny and yeah i'm happy to be here

john how you doing man or what are you thinking i am doing well as well uh i'm fascinated to know because yeah they had uh helen hunt who uh yeah is in a bunch of stuff uh she's a twister of course i haven't seen the um well you know what you should maybe watch it someday when they make twisters I also need to know if George Clooney was playing the same character that he plays in ER. Okay, yeah, George Clooney and Noah Wiley both.

Was George Clooney playing his ER character on Friends? Because, like, what a bit of corporate synergy. No, okay. That's messed up. Wow. But, yeah,

why it happened. Oh, there's a whole article about why this happened. and oh my god when cluny and wiley weren't saving lives at cook county general hospital is dr doug ross and medical student john carter of mars on er too briefly took a break to play doctors on friends uh blah blah blah blah blah while the crossover may seem somewhat random one a random one in the hindsight of 2025 is not as random as you think both nbc shows were coming up at the same time and filmed at warner brother studios in l a wiley told people that he and the future oscar winner couldn't

keep away from the friend set during downtime, and that's when someone got the brilliant idea. George and I would go over there and watch them tape. We would wrap, and then we'd go over, and then we'd go over there and watch them tape their show just because we were all buddies. And I think the fact that we were hanging out there put a bug in, put in the idea in everyone's mind, so it felt quite natural and quite organic to have all these people that I knew and liked to see them be on these shows that were very popular. We were all working. hard and selling them hard and it was a great time sounds like it's a fun thing and yeah it's like it just kind of seemed like some kind of neat meta opportunity to be like hey here they are why not uh yeah

and uh you know helen hunt i don't know if she was on some i don't know what she would have been doing else elsewise at the time except i don't know twisters isn't a twister is a 90s movie um you know people get enlightened us i feel a little ashamed for not having that piece of context um but you know she's out of helen hunt because hell is helen hunt um incredibles no that's bony hunt bonnie hunt i believe that's bonnie's peach tea granny's peach tea that's right that's right uh but yeah this was a very delightful uh set of episodes no it wasn't it was uh it was holly hunter yes there's a vortex where helen hunt bonnie hunt and and and Helen Hunt

And who do we just Helen Hunt was in friends Yes Helen Hunt and Holly Hunter Helen Holly Hunter Yes Helen Hunt

Helen Hunt and Bonnie Hunt All walk into a bar And one of them says We don't serve Hunters hunts's here Okay she was in Jamanji She would rather a dozen Which I've not seen since I was a wee lad

Don't remember anything about those movies oh yeah they set me on fire oh oh no that's uh yeah no that's that movie well not the original cheaper by the dozen obbs um but yeah did you have a favorite one in here ooh that's a toughie okay what all do we watch again i like the the continuity over the two part i thought that was just a very fun thing it was very kind of like oddly quirky and sort of foreign to have like a last time on yeah um i mean the poker one was really cool just to have them all yeah like in one story together i liked the the one with uh john levitz that was a lot of fun so what was it we started with 14 no we started with uh oh my god that was fisher stevens okay

another guy who we should recognize from the 90s and and beyond and he's in a bunch of stuff oh my god he's the guy from short circuit who they put into indian face yes he plays like an indian dude in short circuit it's one of the one of the famous cases of a weird ass casting uh yeah yeah yeah okay hell yeah there he is there he is an indian face with the robot okay fisher stevens oh goodness i think he's like performing a play in big big bear so they're doing an accent in it i think we can look up some freaking i haven't actually seen short circuit but uh but i know it's status in uh you know history he still pops up and stuff though so uh shouts out to fisher stevens um yeah dude and of course you know that was that was a very funny bit and he was very funny in

that episode so yeah we all got a lot got a lot of gaggle of good guess stars in this one yeah all of them are great honestly yeah honestly is yes it's it's it's it's always a little daunting when you're watching them in a big block like this because you know there's they kind of melt any binge kind of melts together uh but yeah these were really fun and that whole thing where they go on the blind date and then freaking janis is back yeah that was also yeah and then all of them trying to see each other naked was wild has a truly unhinged episode and uh the likes of which i'm like i don't know if you make this episode today but you know it's very fun very madcap very wild we have a few questions from

our friends at the patreon our royal rejects let's jump into those now this guys brandy davis just some enthusiasm we love to see it cannot wait for friends to be posted we cannot wait to post them at the time of shooting this we're just stockpiling them you know so i don't know exactly when these are going to start dropping i could find out but either way i'm glad that you're excited um let's see oh no i got to do everyone the there you go j rushed in like what location is favorite in friends mine is the central perk shop obviously i mean an iconic location uh yeah all of them were so detailed which i really love that you always catch little things in the background obviously the main two central perk and then uh rachel and uh monica's a

apartment yeah their apartment is epic it's epic it's big and there's always fun little details you catch in the background that's tough i might have to go with the apartment dude the apartment is great like the uh monica's apartment monica and rachel like i like hanging at joey and chandler's but uh but yeah they got the freaking like yeah the balcony with the big window and the purple accoutrements and stuff the view of the naked guy the view of the naked guy iconic wouldn't want to live without that in new york city honestly um rip chandler's cubicle i'm i'm gonna miss cutting back and forth from there yeah now he's got the big old office it's a nice big time now right so much larger than life um i was gonna say any other are there any of the recurring places kind of go to ross's every

once in a rosses once in a while we went to lamal's class we went to the hospital i loved all the establishing shots of snowy new york actually like all those like evening looking up at a lamp you know lens flare sheets of snow i was like cool i feel it i like it and i like this sort of post new year's winter um but yeah leave us your favorite locations giga gang all right no no i didn't do it right there you go all right tavia shields which character from each would you choose to be or that you think best suits your personality i feel like this is a question we're going to answer most times yeah because we did go over this at least in the previous one, but I feel like it

will also change as a we change. This is true. Yeah, I still feel like I'm like a Ross with, no. Well, I feel like, yeah, I would be like Phoebe with a dash of Chandler. I think he's, is that what you said last time?

That's what I went with last time. I mean, like there's a little bit of Ross in me also, for sure. I feel like I'm somewhere between Ross and Phoebe with a splash of Chandler. Sure. We're both similar beverages. They should make friends. Okay, so when they open the real brick and mortar central perk, what they should do is add a cocktail menu

where you have at least the six friends personified via beverage. Yes. Also, they shouldn't call it expressos. They should call it claps. Like, can I have a mocha with two? Two claps, or not shots. It should call it claps. claps instead of shots

can I get two claps of espresso because six claps of expressive yeah okay explain this to me I know there are claps in the theme song yeah because I don't know there's claps in the theme song and they're very rapids yeah like yeah so instead

of you calling them shots you call me claps all right I am going to co-sign this for a probationary period we're going to try it out okay collect some market research yeah we got to get a clap of espresso you let us know and go into your local coffee house and see if they can acclimate to this terminology can i get a can i get a monte please yeah all the drinks are named after the different

characters or maybe in specific episodes because i know there's one episode coming up if i remember correctly through a cultural osmosis where somebody is wearing a turkey i thought that was going to happen the thanksgiving episode we saw somebody made a an allusion to someone having a turkey on their head and i was like is there going to be the episode i think i have in that video like a big reaction when someone says that and then it didn't happen that episode and i was like oh i must be wrong i don't know who it is i think it might be ross but i have a vague either kosherosmosis or deep unlocked memory from childhood i think ross wearing a turkey on his head with sunglasses or maybe it didn't have sunglasses i genuinely don't know maybe those big like novel

ones yeah you have a hat no I think it's just the the chicken leg the turkey legs yeah we'll get there that's who we are most like is is turkey head Ross Joey or Chandler whichever one it ends up being yes listen we got we I'm a Janice that was more peter grip I'm a yeah um um that was fun probably sponge bob i am excited to see when the turkey episode comes in we have what six episodes left in this season that's right and then nine more years of tv to go that's right let's go let's go baby ricky gardner rate six characters from most favorite to least favorite and fave and see how it changes through the seasons they all change and it's wonderful to see also who do you

think will change the most in the 10 seasons that's a good one that's a good question that's okay um chandler i think is a character poised for growth and that i feel like you have to not let joey grow too much uh given the role he fills not that he can't grow i think Chandler is prime for some growth, because Ross is already, like, a reasonably mature guy. So I would say him. And maybe Rachel? I mean, like, Phoebe seems like a constant. And Monica seems like she's so formed, at least in, like, her functioning in the world that, you know.

I feel like, yeah, it would be Rachel and Chandler, potentially. will change the most we'll see you now so i gotta go chanler ross phoebe joey rachel monica that's my order chanelers on top ross's second favorite uh phoebe's third favorite joey's fourth favorite rachel and fifth and monica at six yeah that's really that could change again over time it really could like it's a hard one because yeah it's like i like them all and they're different and that's why i like um uh uh yeah i guess yeah it's like it's weird because it depends of the context it's like how would i rank them for which consideration but i guess just who i like the most okay rank rank it is like since it's a show friends or oh that changes my order then who would you

actually want to be friends with who would you hang out with i mean joey seems really fun to hang out with you know Rachel sees very fun to hang out with I feel like you know Chandler you got to be on his wavelength then you got to be able to let him be the guy when it comes to the jokes and stuff

I feel like two Chandler's in a room might get dicey you know Ross seems like a good dude but you know Joey's just so fun you just seems like it's a fun time to kick it with and as we saw in these episodes he's got a good heart he's got good spirit he's a stand-up guy okay if we're going on

based off of who we'd like to hang out with most i think ross would be top then phoebe then joey mhmie then joey then so did i say racial no oh no i guess chanler would be third mona rachel than monica because i feel like monica would be oh but monica can fucking cook though

she's a she's a real chef and she's a real friend and she's a sharp cookie yeah yeah that's true that's true i feel like Chandler's a good friend he'd make me laugh a lot

and we'd have banter but i feel like he's so quick-witted i would like feel like i have to keep up with him yes exactly and you've got to be in the mood for that yeah a little bit golly uh

uh chandler i don't know if i have anything in common with rachel ross rachel and ross are kind of in the middle uh joey monica i don't know it could change like again yeah it's all it depends on like kind of how you view it because it's like oh who's the funniest or like yeah who am i most like

or like who do uh i think yeah it would be like the easiest to hang out with or you know best in a crisis it's etc etc but i would love to hear all y'all's changing rank arenas as well uh there any other whimsical uh yarns you want to thread any other things you want to tell the people um hmm that's all you need to say gang this has been a real joy uh some real fun man we got elia gould i like the elia gould shows up on occasion you know like uh yeah ross's dad that was a nice scene a lot of the stuff i do i do like too like there's a lot of fun obviously it's a comedy but first and foremost but i do appreciate the scenes in which they trip the light

a little more serious uh some of the heartfelt moments between ross and his dad or um with phoebe and joey or you know got some emotional rachel moments in here too uh yeah I feel like those are also quite nice and it's a nice subversion when you're like, oh shit, this is just going to be like a real scene. Also, who do you think will change the most the 10 seasons? I'm rooting, yeah, I think Chandler and

Rachel probably for me, I think, would be the two with the most changes to be possibly made. I feel like, again, Phoebe's like a constant. Joey, I don't think you can change too much. I feel like Ross could change. Ross could change, yeah.

like he's to me he's he's already like to some degree more mature than at least Chandler and Joey that's true and it's weird and all the talk of and obviously I'm not I've never like paid close attention to friends but the thing that shocked me most about starting

this show is I didn't know that Ross was a dad or like going to be a dad so I was like oh they had this whole like entangled you know marital situation and yeah yeah yeah from the outset you would never know yeah i was like i feel like it'd be a bigger part of people's conversations if he was like actively a dad but who knows who knows what the feature holds we got 10 years worth of show

maybe as a 10 year old by the end of this there you go there it is all 10 claps all right well there we go we're locked in now the wager is on we're betting like it's poker we should play some in poker later i did i did i went back in the day when we got really into poker in high school i saved up some money i went to oz gifts and trinkets and shit and i got one of those big like heavy ass briefcases with the clay chips yeah i was like yeah i'm like the girls in the shot i've never played poker i don't know how well we're gonna learn you and then we're gonna take your money because we're definitely gonna play for real money yeah baby gang leave us your best poker hands in the comments below and uh we'll catch you

for some more friends soon enough. You know, the one with whatever happens next. Love you all, and we'll catch you next time. You get a clap of espresso. Get six of them.