The Reel Rejects - Extended Version: FRIENDS Season 1, Episodes 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, & 24 REACTION!! First Time Watching!!

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

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Starting point is 00:01:49 I'm so excited. I'm Aaron. This is John. Hey. Together we're Jaron. And today we're going to be. back into our comfort show of the season, Friends. Before
Starting point is 00:01:58 we get into the show, let's check in with how we're feeling Johnny Boy, how you doing on this beautiful friend today? Good. I'm happy to be back with my friend here in the studio. I'm happy to be back with my friends across cyberspace. I'm feeling good at this moment. It's been a frantic kind of morning, but yeah, I'm actually kind of
Starting point is 00:02:16 more settled into the space than I normally am in that state of mind. So, yeah, I'm ready to lock in. It's absorb every detail and piece of lore. How are you doing? I'm doing good today. Yeah. I had some potential health scares over the weekend. I found out I'm thinking I'm mostly okay.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I got my hair done, so I'm feeling good, feeling fresh, feeling fly and ready to get into this friend's finale. Before we do into it, one more thing, we got to do some housekeeping stuff. We got to let you know that we got stuff on rejignation shop.com.
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Starting point is 00:03:22 but also wait, no, I lied. You can beat that because we're also a royal regent. You get to ask us questions and join us and clap in unison with all of us friends together. We're having conversations back and forth, laughs, giggles, he-hees, all the things in between. So I think I covered all the things. You did it. Before we get into it. It's smooth.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Are you ready? I'm ready. Freddie. Friendy. All right. Here we go. Here we go. It's a one.
Starting point is 00:03:49 It's a two. It's the one where the monkey gets away. okay okay i checked we have earl gray her is always on point mint medley blackberry and uh oh wait there's one more um lemon soother wow you're not the guy that asked for the tea are you he is not her quaffs are magnificent i do agree yeah that was an interesting little opening bit there oh cool free sample of coffee good because where else would we get any pass me that I want to try it
Starting point is 00:04:26 yeah what kind of roast hit me with it country cloud news letter my mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration oh my god it's Barry and Mindy I love Barry and Mindy and Mindy you're made of
Starting point is 00:04:42 Mindy my maid of Whoa She is pretty Lucky What You have had a friend like you There it is There it is Ben
Starting point is 00:04:51 Bring me the rice come on Bring me the rice come on Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between bring me the and pee in the. Oh, no. Jesus. I don't like the look at those other carton. This is so stupid. I mean, I gave Barry up, right?
Starting point is 00:05:07 I should be happy for them. It's complicated. I'm happy for them. Really? No. Oh, I guess it would be different if I were with somebody. I should get that haircut. What happened to forget relationships?
Starting point is 00:05:23 I'm done with men. the whole penis embargo. That's great. I guess it's not about no guys. It's about the right guy. I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. You know, with the Paolo, that's all there was was heat. The passion.
Starting point is 00:05:40 I mean, it was just this raw, animal, sexual. Right, right. I got it. I was there. Not for all of it. I mean, do you think you can ever have both? You know, someone who's like your best friend, but then also can make your time. Dude, I mean...
Starting point is 00:05:58 I do. I really do. Very often, someone who you wouldn't think could curl your toes might just be the one who gets interrupted. You were saying? Oh, yeah. Hey, guys, how's the movie? Suckfest, total chick flick. Hey, man. There's some good-ass chick flicks out there. Hell yeah. Watch 13 going on 30. It's a beautiful time. Watch care of the channel.
Starting point is 00:06:25 No, 17 again. Yeah, we're going to go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren't we? Yes, we are. They're still just friends, right? I ship them. And I will see you tomorrow. That's right.
Starting point is 00:06:38 You're going to spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you? Anytime someone says the word friends, we clap. Is Aunt Monica get a say in this? Please, Aunt Monica, please. Oh, unclench. You're not even going to be here. Dude, Gordy's home. George Pizza.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Hey, that looks... I look at, New Yorkers. I get it, New Yorkers. I get it. I get it. Do it right. I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me. She really said that? Well, I added the exactly like me part.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Loll. That's your interpretation. But she said she's looking for someone and someone is going to be there tonight. Tonight? Tonight? Tonight. Tonight. You know, it's just going to be the two of us.
Starting point is 00:07:22 She spent all day taking care of. of my monkey. I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey. Do the monkey with me. Well, I figured after work, I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to woo her. Ooh. You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used. Go woo your best girl.
Starting point is 00:07:49 We keep this up, honey, I swear, you'll be finished with this sucker by the end of the one. Now the one in the feather boa Oh, now she used to be a man. What? Okay, oh, let's me now there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying.
Starting point is 00:08:05 What is this? Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? No, you're not supposed to play. Whoa. You peed in there? Oh, no. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Don't stick your face back in it, Marcel. You're a dignified young man. Don't eat that. When did you even do that? No, Rachel. Do do, do, shoe. Little engagement gift. Sure you didn't register for that.
Starting point is 00:08:34 No, do do, shoe. Dude, this out for a while. Rachel! Why would you leave the door open? You're watching a monkey. Who died? Oh, my God. Oh, come on, roll him over.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Oh, well, you know, it wasn't Dexter. Right, Marcel? Because... Ourself. Dexter? Ourself? This is an alternate universe where Dexter is a soap opera. How could you lose them?
Starting point is 00:08:57 I don't know. I don't know. We were watching TV and then he pooped in Monica's shoe. Oh, no. The one she's wearing now. Which one? The left one. Which ones? Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything. Oh, no. I guess she's not wearing it. Why is the air in here so negative? Sage at Phoebe. Rachel lost Marcel.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Paul Santo, Phoebe. Oh, no. How? They pooped in my shoe Which one? Those cute little black ones I wear all the time The right or left That's a fun tie round You're a monkey
Starting point is 00:09:35 You're loose in the city Where do you go? To the zoom, of course First time out So he's probably going to want to do some of the touristy things Oh my god I'll go to cats You go to the Russian tea room
Starting point is 00:09:48 Oh my God Okay we'll start with the building You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth. Oh, whoa, whoa, what am I going to do? What am I going to? I like Rachel's fit. You stay here and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Oh, no, Rache. I did it's all hands on deck. That's great. Yeah. We're helping her out. Marcel is the seventh friend. What do you want? Mr. Heckels, our friend lost a monkey.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Have you seen it? I left a Belgian waffle out of you. Did you take it? What? What? Why would you leave your Belgian waffle? in the hall a single waffle i wasn't ready for black poochin monkey with a white face
Starting point is 00:10:28 with with russian dressing oh my that monkey's gonna show up later how did uh how did it go to great it went great really great hey is that one you want some oh i would love some she's gonna chug the bottle i was uh kind of wanted to run something by you you know how we were uh you know talking before about uh oh relationships and stuff Here we go. I cannot do this.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Okay, quick and painful. Oh, no. His face, he's devastated. Okay, all right. All right. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me. Oh, what?
Starting point is 00:11:05 What, what? Oh. You know, Marcel. Yeah? Kind of lost him. Oh, no. This is naked guy, P.O.V. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Oh, no. No, Marcel. Is he have the waffle? How'd you get outside? Part of me was like, well, at least he's in the building, but... All I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment. You know what? I guess it's partially my fault, you know? I mean, I shouldn't have asked you to start off with a monkey.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Should have started you off with like a pen or a pencil. Oh, my God. Jeeps. I'm doing everything that I can. I've got everybody looking for him, and I can't... Whoa. Dude, Ross is in the David Burns suit. Animal control.
Starting point is 00:11:46 See, I've even got animal control. You called animal control? It's illegal to have a monkey. What? You not like them? Yeah! Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:11:58 I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me. Dude, Ross is an edgy criminal. Somebody called about a monkey? That was a complete misunderstanding. Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we didn't. It turned out it was a hat. Cat, what did I say?
Starting point is 00:12:15 Oh, no. We checked the third and fourth floor. No one seen Marcel. Marcel? My uncle, Marcel. Oh, is that who the monkey monkey? named after you? Oh my god. No. Fibbe! Are you aware the possession of an illegal exotic is a punishable lie up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal? You'd put that poor
Starting point is 00:12:31 little creature in jail. Yes, we do. Yep, Phoebe. Monkey is the criminal. Do you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself? Yes, but there isn't always time. Yeah, fair enough. Animal control. I feel like I've seen her before. I like Phoebe's like little braid in the back. Also, killer bro. I'm Monica Geller. Oh, my God, you are. Oh. And you're Rachel Green.
Starting point is 00:12:58 What? I'm a big fan of the show. Louisa Giannetti. Lincoln High? Oh. I sat behind you guys in, in Home Room. They do not remember her. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Oh, my God. Monica! Were they not? Louisa. The Louisa from Home Room. Yes. Oh, no. Not Home Room.
Starting point is 00:13:16 You have no idea who I am. Oh, no. Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. Yeah, I felt like that was coming. I mean, would it have been so hard to say, morning, Louisa, or nice overalls. Oh, nice overalls.
Starting point is 00:13:32 As an occasional coveralls guy, I feel you. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems. Oh, no. Fat Monica.
Starting point is 00:13:42 But you, what a bitch. Oh. Oh, hello. What? You know what, be that as it may. Do you think he'd just help us out here on that muggy thing, you know, just, For all time's sake, I could, but I won't.
Starting point is 00:13:54 But I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. Damn. Dude, Chandler's wardrobe is off the charts. Oh, it's fire. Hi. Can I hear you? Awuga! We're kind of having an emergency, and we were looking for something.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Humana, how many? A monkey. Yes, have you seen any? Oh, but... Do you know anything about fixing radiators? Sure, sure. Did you try turning the knob back the other way? Of course.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Oh, man, no. This is fun delivery. Is there too much rum in here? Oh, no. Two! We may not know anything about radiators, per se, but we do have a certain amount of expertise in the heating and cooling meal you.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Aren't we kind of in the middle of something here? Yes, but these women are very hot and they need our help. Wow, Joey trying to get us back on track. We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but we promised we'd find this monkey. Joey being a good friend. He's about yay high and answers to the name Marcel. We could get some pictures of you.
Starting point is 00:15:08 You'd really be helping us on. If we could get some pictures of you. Oh, my God. There it is. There is. Joey. Adverable effort, but. Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people
Starting point is 00:15:21 Walk it in Something just brushed up against my right leg What is it? Oh, it's okay, it was just my left leg Ah, my God, Phoebe Oh, yeah, oh, Marcel, come here Oh, come here, come here, step aside me Oh, oh no
Starting point is 00:15:40 What are you going to do? Just a small tranquilizer Oh my God Slow-com Oh my god It's like shaft music Oh We need more of this kind of music
Starting point is 00:15:59 In all media It must be on our bum Of course Number one place, ow It's number one place for a Trank dart A Josh trank dart Ah
Starting point is 00:16:14 Ah, monkey and a banana Oh Kidnapped Monkey Knapped We've been all over the neighborhood He's gone He's just gone Oh come on
Starting point is 00:16:28 It's cold, it's dark He doesn't know the village Now I have a broken foot Oh right Oh Ross you know I said I'm sorry like a million times What do you want me to do
Starting point is 00:16:41 What do you want me to break my foot to his head? I'm gonna break my head. Ow! Are you happy now? Yeah, yeah. You know, now that you kick the sign, hey, what? I don't miss Marcel anymore. Wow, dude.
Starting point is 00:16:56 I mean, I feel you. No, no, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. Oh no. Totally oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings. I don't even want to hear it. No, you always, I forget it, okay? Ross.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Oh. Oh snap. Hey! I said to Giorno on his cover on. I might be a bit of a Rachel, I guess. Definitely have my own headland. One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea. Clench Fess.
Starting point is 00:17:33 That's a great way to describe it. Give me my monkey back. I don't have a monkey. Then what's with all the bananas? Potassium. Hey, it is a good source. Orsel? Marcel. Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? God, this guy's house is crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Did take the monkey. I thought it was, like, thicker hands. I grabbed him. That's my monkey. That's Patty. Patty the monkey. Come here, Marcel. Come on. Come here, Marcel. Come here, Marcel. What? This is my favorite. No! No! All right. I want my monkey. No. Oh, come on, Louise. Sorry, Prime Queen.
Starting point is 00:18:14 You had to be a bitch in high school. You couldn't have been fat. Yeah, get Monica over here. If you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. Come on, Louisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here. Oh, that's always a hard one to argue. No.
Starting point is 00:18:34 No. Well, then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend of the ass with a dart. Checkmate, got him. It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? Yes, or we can leave it on for now. That's fine. Yes, let's do a micro sleepaway camp over there. I wonder if it's not Marcel and he actually did have another monkey. I mean, that would be a great piece of lore.
Starting point is 00:18:59 I'm sorry I was so hard on you before. You know, I just... Oh, Ross, come on. No, no. It was my fault. I almost lost your... No, yeah, but you were the one who got him back. You know, you were great. Yeah, man. Fought tooth and nail. You still have that... that bottle of wine, you in the mood for something
Starting point is 00:19:16 grape? Oh, something grape. This is like schoolgirls slash trench coat outfit they had her in with the high socks and the plaid skirt is wild. Yeah. I guess it suits it though because like, you know, they're flashing back to high school. I was thinking about
Starting point is 00:19:33 how mad we got at each other before. Oh. And a leg rub? I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we Oh Barry
Starting point is 00:19:45 Oh no No I can't do it I can't marry Mindy You mother I think I'm still in love with you God She left you
Starting point is 00:19:54 She loved with the altar Is he also wearing Timberlands We have got to start Locking that door Hell yeah That was crazy That was great beat
Starting point is 00:20:07 This is me in the sound of music You see the Von Trap kids No That's because I'm in front of them. Bummer. Yeah, I thought that was an alp. Oh, my God. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I loved high school. Like four years of parties and dating and sex. Megan Kavanaugh. I went to boarding school with 400 boys. Any sex I had would have involved a major lifestyle choice. Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago? Oh. Oh, oh, my thought sheka's waking up.
Starting point is 00:20:37 It does feel like a million years ago, and yet not that long. know what's the funniest part of this show the fact that no one else is on my couch no one else man is their couch people know that when the friends show up you get out of there you move right of the way once you want smoke
Starting point is 00:20:52 season one episode 20 the one with the evil orthodontist I can't believe you would actually say that I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty Mr. Salty is a sailor all right he's got to be like the toughest snack they're I mean yeah
Starting point is 00:21:07 I don't know you don't want to mess with corn nuts they're crazy Want to get nuts You want to get corn nuts There's some creep out there with the telescope Is he also the naked guy I can't believe it He's looking right at it
Starting point is 00:21:22 It's us the audience I feel violated And not in the good way How do people do that Oh you guys look Ugly naked guy got gravity boots Oh my god Let's go
Starting point is 00:21:35 No No Y'all need a telescope for ugly naked guy Years from now, school children will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. Oh, you could totally be ourselves. We didn't have to play any games. So have you called her yet? Let her know I like her.
Starting point is 00:21:52 What are you saying? What are that crazy? Oh my God. It's the next day. How needy do I want to see? Oh. Right? Yeah, let her dangle, man.
Starting point is 00:22:01 What a dangle? It's crazy. I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people. What is this little locket thing, man? that Phoebe wears all the time. Call her. 90s phones. I got her machine.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Are you answering machine? No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up. Interesting. This sarcasm is so good. Why didn't you say anything? Last time I left a spontaneous message, I ended up using the phrase,
Starting point is 00:22:29 yes, indeedio. Oh, no. And you can't re-record in these days. Oh, no, no. It's Rachel and Barry. No, no, no, don't everybody look at one. Okay, they're just talking. Does he look upset?
Starting point is 00:22:39 Does he look like he was just told to shove anything? Oh, my God. Don't do that. What, what, what? That man across the street just kicked that pigeon. So much voyeurism in this episode. And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law. Chandler House Rock.
Starting point is 00:23:00 How to go? It's actually really great. Took me to lunch at the Russian tea room, and I had that chicken, you know, where you poke it and all the butter squirts out. Hey. And then we took a walk down to. Bendels and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Ooh. Was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers, and to generally leave you alone, huh? Oh no. Yikes, Ross. It was comfortable and it was familiar. It was just nice. That's nice twice.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Nah. I mean, isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar? Duh. Where have you been? Yeah. Keep up, Monica. And he wasn't like. orthodontist guy, you know?
Starting point is 00:23:41 I mean, we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that? Yes. Good man. I have my reasons. Yes. I have to explain myself. The fact that he's engaged to another woman who just happens to be your ex-best friend.
Starting point is 00:23:57 How about the fact that Jelaine Maxwell's back there? I'll go see him this afternoon and I will just put an end to it. Wow. Whoa. No. Oh my God. Wow. Great job.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I'm not crazy right. I mean, it was never like that. No, it wasn't. What, did you go to love making school? Oh, Danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine. Give me a call when you get a chance. Bye-bye. What the fuck was that?
Starting point is 00:24:25 What, dude? Why did you do that? That's what you've been working on for the past two hours? Hey, the pony. Yes, yes, you did. Yeah, clearly. What was with the dishes? I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:24:37 What? Why? I might have some kind of life like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the last two hours. I see, okay. He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:24:49 This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out. I feel like I can't do stuff. I mean, yeah, that was pretty... What kind of stuff? Oh. I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but like when I'm cooking naked.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Hey, that's kind of sexy. What? I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah, Chan. Oh, Barry, this was not good. No, it was. I made sure of it.
Starting point is 00:25:14 What about Mindy? Oh, way, way better than Mindy. Bam. Oh, no. Way better. What about you and Mindy? Is that a different bra that's in your... Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Thanks, Bernice. Let's go away this weekend. Oh, Barry, come on. This is all way too... No, no, we can go to Rupa. Oh, no, the honeymoon. When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, It was
Starting point is 00:25:38 It was really nice He would have liked it I had a bra Uh Uh Yeah Ah Two bras
Starting point is 00:25:51 There's another bra on there I think she's wearing Right now Oh All right, Miss Green Everything looks fine Ugh Yep
Starting point is 00:25:59 I think we're starting to see Some real progress here I'm 12 I'm not stupid Yeah. Nice one, kid. Can I use your phone? Yeah, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Oh, dude, trouble. Yes, it's working. Oh, no. Oh. No. Why isn't she calling me back? Maybe she never got your message. You can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
Starting point is 00:26:33 You don't think that makes me seem a little desperate, needy, pathetic. Ah. I obviously saw my personal ad. Lull. Don't do it again, Chandler! How many beeps? She answered. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:26:45 I'm not going to talk to her. She obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Oh, no. Now I'm needy, I am snubbed. Oh, Jesus, Chandler. God, I miss just being needy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah, I feel you. Hey. Hey. How do you take it? Pretty well, actually. Uh, uh, rage. How come you have dental floss in your hair? Yep. Oh, do I?
Starting point is 00:27:07 Uh-huh We got in flosticuffs He ended up having sex in his chair You had sex in his chair Record scratch You had what? You had what? Sex in his chair
Starting point is 00:27:23 Thank you Phoebe What were you thinking I mean we still care about each other There's a history there It's like you and Carol No no no Well Not exactly the same
Starting point is 00:27:36 if she said to you, Ross, I want you on this couch right here, right now, what would you say? If it helps, I could slide over. Yeah, get out of the fantasy. Totally different situation. It's apples and oranges. It's orthodontas and lesbian. I got to go.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Oh, boy, Ross for him. Hello, hello. The way he leapt. Very funny. Oh Hey, how are you? Yes, I heard. Congratulations, that is so great.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Okay, well, I'm... Ha, ha, ha. But if you want, you can, you can, you can come by if you'll see tomorrow. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Nice physical comedy. Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow. Oh, she sounded really weird. I gotta call Barry. Oh, yes, you know. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Starting point is 00:28:33 Great physical gag. Hi, it's me. Oh, Mindy! Ah, shit. No, I figured that's where you'd be. Yikes! Oh. There is no phone.
Starting point is 00:28:50 It's hit it. Whoa! Hell is filled with people like you. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me. I mean, what else is it about? This is my best friend, you guys. you guys she taught me how to kiss yeah
Starting point is 00:29:07 oh god joseph now you know I'm like I'm like the other woman oh I feel so naughty yeah yeah yeah slow down boy okay I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Starting point is 00:29:24 will you watch my phone want to you just take it with you we haven't been on a second date she needs to hear me pee p why don't you just call her I left the message I have some pride do you know no no
Starting point is 00:29:36 standing on the chair there you go Danielle hi hi it's it's Chandler I don't know if you tried to call me because oh no I accidentally shut off my phone Okay that's that's fine that's great
Starting point is 00:29:53 okay she's on the other line She's gonna call me back Oh no She's on the other line she's gonna call me back Oh the dance learn how to do it. Greg, Greg always knew how to do it as a kid. Hey. So what's up?
Starting point is 00:30:12 Um, we should really be sitting for this. She got to invite Rachel to be her best woman, made of honor. She's pregnant. Is this a switcheroo? Or are we about to get a very special dramatic episode? Hey, I'm just going to ask you this once, and I want a straight answer. Okay. Will you be my maid of honor?
Starting point is 00:30:27 Yeah. That's a crazy ask. You knew this is coming, Pete. Of course. Oh, that's so great. Oh, no, I'm so worried. That's all you wanted to ask me? That's all.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Oh. That's not all. Oh, no. Oh, uh, oh. I think Barry is seeing someone in the city. Uh, crap. Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird. And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Oh. Oh, shit. Really? As a matter of fact, you smell the same. way let me give my perfume away from you when barry and i first got engaged he went through a whole weird thing to oh god you see that's what i was afraid of what's what you're afraid of because you're the one she was sleeping with when barry was engaged to you he and i kind of add a little thing on the side wow oh my and when he proposed to me everyone said don't do it he's just going to do to you and
Starting point is 00:31:28 did you, Rachel, and now I feel so stupid. This is wild. Yikes, do you tell her? Do you tell her? Oh, you are so stupid. Oh, no. Oh, we are both so stupid. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:31:42 You should be a threple. Smell familiar. Oh, no. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, no, me. I am so sorry. Oh, wow. No, taking this really well. Sisterhood. You'll love to see it. Oh, my God, Joe.
Starting point is 00:32:00 That's a great man. Yes, excellent. Love to see it. What a day for Joe. Hey, you know our phone's not working? What? I tried to call you from the coffee shop. There was no answer.
Starting point is 00:32:12 I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off. Oh, no. So listen, I went across the street and talked to the door man. I got the peeper's name. A. Heating device. Radiator.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Five letters. Er-da-d-dur. Herd-derd-da-ha-ha-ha-ha- Nice, babes. Sidney's a woman. So she's a woman, so what? Yeah, yeah, so what? Look, I live across the street, and I know all about you and your little telescope. Yeah, I can see you right now.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Hello? If I want to walk around my apartment and my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like, thank you. But that's not really the point, the, uh, the point is that mostly freeways, but occasionally... Yeah, what's your workout routine, Joey? She said you look very pretty the other day in the green dress. Really? Yeah, she said you look like Ingrid Bergman at there. No.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Oh, you. Stop. Hey, you got a second? Sure, sure. Come on. Hey. Oh, shit. Let's freaking go.
Starting point is 00:33:20 We are here to break up with you. Dang. Basically, we think you're a horrible. man being and bad things should happen to you to the point yeah i'm an idiot i was weak i couldn't help myself whatever i did i only did because i love you so much what which one what's bro which one of us are you talking to there bear there bear you mindy of course mindy it was always mindy i swear whatever i was doing i was always thinking of you i don't know just give me give me another chance okay we'll start all over again
Starting point is 00:33:51 well we'll go back to a room but dude your room is you're like your main place dude. I'm pretty sure I'm still going to marry him. The guy is the devil. He's Satan in a smock. The truth is, at the end of the day, I still really want to be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber.
Starting point is 00:34:10 DDS. D.D. Of course, yes. I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. And I hope you'll still be my mate of honor. Exposure. I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you and Aruba. Hey, you know, the heart wants what it wants, I suppose.
Starting point is 00:34:26 You know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know. It's an interesting, like season long, loose arc. Yeah, right? There are so many different places since that first episode. Oh, my God, Joey. I just keep going. I'm not even here.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Chandler? Oh, my. Hi. Hi, everybody. This is Danielle. Danielle, everybody. Everybody. What are you doing here?
Starting point is 00:34:58 Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. Oh, no. So I thought I'd just come down here and make sure you were okay. Aww. Oh. I'm okay. Maybe we could get together later. That sounds good.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I'll call you. Or you call me, whatever. Exchange the right number. Yeah, there you go. Second date. I don't know. What? She seems very nice and everything,
Starting point is 00:35:21 but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here just to see if I was okay, I mean, How needy is that? Oh, Chandler! Brocef! Brosef! Gosh, dang it, Chandler. All right. Episode 21 and coming three, a two and a one.
Starting point is 00:35:37 How could someone get a hold of your credit card no? I have no idea. It's just such reckless spending. I think when somebody steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the win. Fair. Wow, what a geek. They spent 6995 on a WonderMop.
Starting point is 00:35:53 WonderMop. WonderMop. Ouch. Hey, I'm with you, Mon. WonderMops for life. Marcel, stop humping the land. Marcel. Come back, come here, Marcel.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Oh, no, not in my room. You've got to do something about the humping. It's just a phase. Well, that's what we said about Joey. Oh, no. Monica's dressed like Super Mario. Let's just say my curious George doll is no longer curious. Oh.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Oh, no. This woman's living my life. She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me. What? She buys tickets to plays that I want to see. She buys clothes at stores that I'm intimidated by the salespeople. Oh. I mean, I could do all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:36:41 It's a big toaster of it. Monica, come on, you do cool things. Oh, really? Okay, let's compare, shall we? Oh, it's so late for shall we? No. Felt that. She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have a...
Starting point is 00:36:55 my mother. This is like Peggy when she discovers Bill's, like, black barbershop Peggy, like living just like this wholly extraordinary life. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral. Joey, Switzerland.
Starting point is 00:37:13 That's great. That's funny. I think it should be Joe. You know, Joey makes me sound like, um, this big. There are four black people in this shot. Oh my God. Two contexts. Joe Joe Stalin Yes Stalin
Starting point is 00:37:29 No no no no Do I know that name That sounds familiar Well it does not ring a bell with me Oh no Chandler You know that's pretty good Huh
Starting point is 00:37:40 You might want to try Joseph Stalin A plus put that on a headshot Joseph Stalin Beautiful I think you'd remember that Oh yes That is very, very funny.
Starting point is 00:37:56 By By Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the fiddler on the roof. Hi, yes, this is Monica Geller. I believe I'm taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were. I'm going to tap class. Hey, tap it up. So that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card. This woman's got my life.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I should get to see who she is. Go to the post office. I'm sure her picture's up. This is madness It's madness I tell you for the love of God Monica I'm doing
Starting point is 00:38:29 Excellent Thank you Yes I'd like to thank the Academy You told Jennifer Anderson was trying to have to break there Which one day you think she is
Starting point is 00:38:41 May I help you Oh no thanks We're just here to observe You don't observe a dance You dance Let's go Last time there was some Empty yoga containers
Starting point is 00:38:52 lying around after class Let's not have that happen again Yeah She can be you Clear out that activia Yeah Damn Damn, all right
Starting point is 00:39:04 Okay, I'm not getting this Got a little bit of tap in high school I was in 42nd Street We had a little bit of a tap number Give it Damn, all right All right, yo Let's go, Rache
Starting point is 00:39:20 Hey What? You just click when they click just like that when I move you move just like that now everyone grab a partner and my dead
Starting point is 00:39:29 mother said oh my god I'm with Rachel it's gym class all over again oh that's all right you can come up
Starting point is 00:39:38 to the front and dance with me is it the teacher it's okay it's okay I'm here oh no it's her so who's the new tense girl she's your partner
Starting point is 00:39:47 I'm Monica oh Monica Monica Hi, I'm not, Nana. Manana. It's Italian. It's Dutch.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I spent three years in Amsterdam. Markik, Desa, Donzvani. Oh. Oh, shit. Pennsylvania, Dutch. I also spent time in Pennsylvania. Oh, Phoebe. Look at her.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Yeah. Get it, Phoebe. Hi. I just got back from the vet. She's not going to make you wear one of those. plastic cones, is she? She says Marcel's humping things, not a phase.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity. Oh, no, buddy. He beat you. She says as time goes on, he's going to start getting aggressive and violent. What? Oh, no. So what does this mean?
Starting point is 00:40:44 Gordy's home. I'm going to have to give him up. I wonder if it was just too much trouble to always have a monkey around wonder if they're like this is going to be a fun gag and then one season later they're like
Starting point is 00:40:56 oh we can't keep this stuff we love this monkey oh see no evil you know he'll speak no evil that's great isn't there any way you can keep him no
Starting point is 00:41:05 no the vet says that unless he's in a place where he has regular access to some monkey loving just gonna get vicious I've just got to get him into a zoo or get another monkey
Starting point is 00:41:19 how do you get a monkey in a zoo I know that one. What? No, that's Pope's into a Volkswagen. What? Loll. Naturally, our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, you know, like San Diego.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Oh. Dude, we do have an epic zoo down in San Diego. If you're into that sort of thing. My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility. Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo. Parties you can just take... Parties, dude.
Starting point is 00:41:48 It's probably you can just take Marcel to a vet. Because he's illegal. Yeah. Did you call the cops? Nope. We took her to lunch. Ah, your own brand of vigilante justice. Huh.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She stole. She's a thief, I say. After you're with this woman for like 10 minutes, you forget all that. She is this astounding person with this amazing spirit. Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Oh. Take off their hats. Hope's in a Volkswagen Hey By the way Tomorrow we're auditioning For a Broadway show What
Starting point is 00:42:28 There's an open call for cats I'm thinking we go down there Memories No no no Remember who you're dealing with here Come on mona It's time to get jellicle I can't even stand in front of a tap class
Starting point is 00:42:42 Well that's just probably because of your Amish background Oh my God Well you're Pennsylvania Dutch right Oh my God dude I used to be just like you And then one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. Oh. Do you ever see Dead Poets Society?
Starting point is 00:42:56 I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. Lull. I need to rewatch. It's been so long. I walked out of there and I thought, now that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back. And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. Damn. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Hey. What are these ladies are comedian from the 90s? I've never seen her before. Yeah, she's got to be somebody, right? Oh, God. We didn't get into Scranton. Oh, he just scratched his tail. That was like our safety zoo.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Like dogs and cows. Aw. You know there already is a Joseph Stalin? Ha! You're kidding. Apparently, he is. was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people
Starting point is 00:43:53 you'd think you would have known that you know you'd think I would you sure would what do you think a good stage name for me would be Flame boy World Industries
Starting point is 00:44:08 Flame on Flame boy Oh my God or Wet Willie Let me ask you some questions about Is it Marcel Yes sir Does he fight with other animals? No, no, he's very docile.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Even if he were cornered? He's in Simpsons mode right now. How is he handling small objects? He can hold a banana if that's what you mean. What about a hammer or a small blade? What are you prepping for like monkey bites? What the hell? Why would he need a blade?
Starting point is 00:44:39 If he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something. Otherwise, it's just cruel. It's insane. What are you prepping him for? He got out of San Diego. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Did you hear that Marcel? I mean, San Diego's all very well and good. But if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you 20% of the gate. Oh, my God, dude. Jesus. Where the hell have you been? Monica and I just crashed in embassy party. I'm so drunk.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Uh-huh. Hey. Monica, you know what you could have called. I've been up here. I've been worried. Monica. Oh, my God. Monica.
Starting point is 00:45:17 You have the fridge. Monica. What a rule! What are rules? This is a little necronomicon on there still? You're going to lose your job. This is not you. No, it is me.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Oh. When I'm with her, I am so much more than that. I'm a manana. Manana, baby. Mona, nah, nah. Getting drunk in the day, if you're feeling all right. Monana, it's for you. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Yeah? Her friend die or something? Oh, my God. Oh, Christ. They've arrested Monica. Oh. Monica, no. He's coming, man.
Starting point is 00:46:04 She's stealing credit cards, probably identities. Hey, hey. How did you know I was here? I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using. That I was not expecting. I want you to know it wasn't me. who turned you in oh thanks no thank you this is a very interesting turn who's going to take me to the big apple
Starting point is 00:46:29 circus i started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women and you're worried about who's going to take you to the big apple circus that's her real name no you're going to go back to being exactly who you were because that's who you are not necessarily yes necessarily i mean i don't know what it is Maybe it's the Amish thing. Well, I'm not actually Amish. Then why do you like that? Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Good question. Fair enough. Why are you like that? Yeah, keep on tapping, Monica. Yeah, come on, Monica. Get loose. Get free, girl. You in the back.
Starting point is 00:47:09 You're getting it all wrong. At least I'm doing it. Hey, that's the spirit. That's the spirit, honestly. you're trying she's trying I feel you Monica we love you for trying Monica absolutely have a little fun
Starting point is 00:47:22 okay bye champ now I know there's going to be a lot of babes in San Diego yes there's also a lot to learn I don't know what to say Ross it's a monkey damn
Starting point is 00:47:37 see what you feel so Marcel I'm hungry Marcel is too he understands Marcel, this is for you Just, you know, something to Do on the plane Little toy
Starting point is 00:47:52 I'm really going to miss you I'm never going to forget about you Never going to give you up Never going to let you down You've been more like a bill Oh It's the final hump down
Starting point is 00:48:07 Do you do Oh Just take him away Just take him Oh, buddy it's easier this way just got to rip that bandaid but you're a big
Starting point is 00:48:18 ball man break free Marcel is Sean Mullins Hi I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio name Holden McGroin Holden McGroin is wild Holden McGroin
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Starting point is 00:48:49 In fact, just a few weeks ago, I got to go back to our hometown. Watch a glorious Denver Broncos game. Never been to a football game before. It was a hoot. Needless to say, she's the real fantasy sports expert in the house. She really gets involved. Like, no joke. And why am I talking about this?
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Starting point is 00:50:16 Oh, Claudia Shear. There we go. Fake Monica. Yeah. Oh, my God. Well, well done. Very funny presence on screen. Well, didily done.
Starting point is 00:50:26 All right. Here we go. It's episode 22. We're near in the end, people. It's crazy. We're almost there. Craziness. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:35 One, a two, and a three. Tell him, please, shut up. Tell me what? Last night, I had a dream. that you and I doing it on this table. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Excellent dream score. Dream score. It's because she never got her lick back. Because you saw her, she didn't see you. I wish I could remember my dreams. Was I any good?
Starting point is 00:50:57 Well, you were pretty damn any good. Oh. Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate. It's anxiety, man. Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table. Hey, hey.
Starting point is 00:51:10 I love it when we share. The shift from the magazine into that was very, was very fun. I can't believe you two had sex in her dream. Is that it? I'm sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious. Yes, it was the astral plane.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Anything could happen, all right? Hello, Rachel. Uh-huh. Hello, Rachel. Can you see me operating a drill press? I don't know. What are you wearing? That's all I see.
Starting point is 00:51:39 James, why would you want to operate a drill press? Just for some short-term work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients. I taught this massage yourself at home workshop. Oh. And they are. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:51:51 You're out of work. Hey, hey, Chad. She could work for you. Thanks, Joy. That's a good idea. I love the friends have synced up their work schedules together. Yeah. It's like time off.
Starting point is 00:51:59 It's like sticking up your class schedule in college. I could be a secretary. Well, you know, Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kind of thing because it involves a lot of being normal. Wow. Damn. I could do that. Neurotypical.
Starting point is 00:52:12 old Chandler. What are you playing with? Oh, it's my new beeper. What the hell is a paleontologist need a beeper for? Is it like for dinosaur emergencies? Yes. Help, come quick. They're still extinct.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Huh. No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. You know, all she has to do is dial 55 Jimbo. A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid. Ha ha ha. All right. I'll see you guys later.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Off to see young Ethan. Maybe my kid 55 Jimbo. I feel like the CEO of the Pager company is probably the most sad. At the trajectory of time. How young is young, Ethan? Young? Okay, he's a senior in college. Hell yeah, let's go.
Starting point is 00:52:50 And this man child has no problem with how old you are? No, of course not. It's not even an issue. How old are you? Because I told him I was 22. Oh, I can't pass for 22. Well, maybe 25, 26. I am 26.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Oh, there we go. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You got some latitude. See, that'll stop when you pick up the phone. Bing's office That's a little Jennifer Coolidge No, I'm sorry He's in a meeting right now
Starting point is 00:53:18 Oh wow Will he know what this is in reference to Andy has your number All right, I'll see that he gets the message Bye bye I love his screen saver Well now I actually have to get to work Most likely
Starting point is 00:53:36 Most likely I'm gonna be out there Okay All right Bye bye Bye bye Her hairstyles are crazy. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:47 What you doing? Trying to get my work time. I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since, like, what, his midterms? All of a sudden, are you so... Oh. Uh-oh. What?
Starting point is 00:54:03 Could tonight be the night? Uh-oh. Things happen. And they happen. You don't plan these things. I want to make a little. bit. I want to make up with you. Oh, so you're like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Uh huh. Oh, oh, oh, this is it. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Yeah, hi, it was just beeped. No, Andre is not here third time today. Yes, I am sure. No, sir, I do not perform those kind of services.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Oh, my. Yeah, you want 55 jumbo. Hey, jumbo. Oh, no, believe me, you don't want me judging by his number i'd be a huge disappointment oh no damn everyone was so so nice see it pays to know the man who wears my shoes me yeah no i didn't tell anybody that i knew you why not well because you know they don't like you oh no oh we're channel who doesn't like me everyone oh what are you talking about don't
Starting point is 00:55:12 Feel bad. You know, they used to like you a lot. Then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're all like Mr. Bossman. You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, Bossman, Bing. Boss Man being the man. I can't believe it. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:27 They even do you. Oh, no, they do you. Could that report B any later? Oh. Could I be any more of a house? The hills are alive with the sound of music. That's great. Oh, they ribbon on them.
Starting point is 00:55:46 My scone! My scone! Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true. I just did it! That is so not... that... Oh, shut up! That's great! I should go...
Starting point is 00:56:06 Okay. To the bedroom. Oh. Ooh! Okay. Oh. unless what what unless you want to stay over i mean i'm going to so yeah yeah i'd really like that oh let's get it great you drink that wine for you spill it what's going on what's going
Starting point is 00:56:29 before we get into any staying over oh you a virgin there's something you should know is this like i have an early class tomorrow or i'm secretly married to a goat no well i mean i haven't ever um yeah are you a virgin if that's what you kids are calling it these days then yes i am oh bloody very charming
Starting point is 00:56:52 i've kind of been waiting for the right person oh oh really yeah you do know i i was talking about you right oh man this is a moment but she's about it though this what's up i feel like that could freak some people out for sure that's true good on monica for being
Starting point is 00:57:12 cool you read about it you read about it even when you practice it at home man it is nothing like that you told me something that was really difficult for you and um oh no if you can be honest then i can too oh shit oh shit oh shit i'm not 22 i'm i'm 25 and 13 months 26 but i figure you know that shouldn't change anything i mean what the hell does it matter how old we are i hope are you're gonna hate that as long as we're telling stuff oh shit dude you're not a virgin not actually a virgin i'm a little younger than i said what oh no how old are you actually you're not a senior well i'm senior oh no he's 18 or 17 in high school oh my god cover up box
Starting point is 00:58:12 Bunks! Bongs! What, please? Oh, God, I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the Bicentennial. I just had sex. And it felt so good. How could you not tell me? Well, you never told me how old you were. Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Oh, Jesus. 48? What were you thinking? I wasn't thinking. I was too busy falling. Don't say it. Enough with you. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Really? Oh, no. no. Where is this gonna go? Oh, no. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. Ew. What? I'm
Starting point is 00:58:52 Joan Collins. Oh my. The hell is Joan Collins. Who? Oh, no. We're all looking up Joan Collins after this. It's like I know the name and I know I've seen Joan Collins but I couldn't explain
Starting point is 00:59:06 the context right now. You told me about the last dream. Was I doing something particularly saucy? awesome. All right, fine. Well, you were not the only one there. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Joey was there today. Oh, my God. All right. Oh, no. Tell me, was it like you and Chandler and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler? There were times when it wasn't even me. Wow. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Uh-oh. How are we going to take it? Of course. Of course. It's the 90s. Mon Ethan called again Uh-oh What were we doing here?
Starting point is 00:59:45 Mon Mothma What Ethan called again Are you not seeing him anymore No This has nothing to do with the fact That he needs a note To get out of gym
Starting point is 00:59:55 Oh no Oh my Lord Listen next time he talked to him Could you ask him Which one the strongest Power Ranger Oh no
Starting point is 01:00:06 Oh my life is just so amusing Can we drop it now But who is the strongest parent. It's morphine time. Stegosaur! Tyrannosaurus! Yes, you know,
Starting point is 01:00:17 Serratatol. Triceratop, Sabertat, Tiger. Go, Copeland. Oh, I got a birthday party with some work people. Work people. No, no.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Nobody told me. That's part of the whole, you know, them not liking you, extravaganza. Extravaganza. Yeah. A month ago, these people were my friends, you know?
Starting point is 01:00:36 I mean, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person. Well, then you should come tonight. Let them see what a great guy you still are. Yes, this will go well. Oh, but, um, can we not go together? I don't want to be the geek who invited the boss, you know?
Starting point is 01:00:49 Yeah. I think last night was great, you know, the karaoke thing, Trace and I doing Ebony and Ivory. Okay. But they still made fun of you. You know, now you're more like, you know, Mr. Caring boss. Mr. You know, I'm one of you boss. Mr. I want to be your buddy, boss man being. No.
Starting point is 01:01:03 I want to be your buddy boss, eh? You know what, Chandler, I think you just gotta face it. You're like the guy in the big office. They still say you're a great boss, but they're not your friends. damn dude but i just want to you can't but i just accept it chandler you have friends all right look i got to tell you something i'm not 17 i only said that so you think i was cute what i'm actually 30 what i have a wife i have a job i'm your congress the hell ha ha ha monica this is ridiculous we are great together it's icky you're actually gonna
Starting point is 01:01:36 throw this away because it's icky get the ick if you were a few years older or i was a few years you're younger or we lived in biblical times oh it's a great callback like could these margaritas be any stronger oh jesus listen about the weekly numbers i'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock you have to give you something you know some people are going to be working this weekend You're trying to plant yourself under subconscious? Oh, snaparino. It's no fair. Oh, that's nice.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Oh. What's Ross? Hey. There he is. Yeah. Oh, shit. Jesus. Oh, Christ the Lord.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Ross. I'm here. Oh We were just Oh What? What? Oh, no
Starting point is 01:02:51 Great, now I'm having a baby What? I'm having a baby I'm having a baby I'm having it With the fall The fall, I don't the phone Oh my God
Starting point is 01:03:02 dude Ross I'm hurt I'm a hurt Oh no Is that Is that authentic? Come on now, people, woman in labor.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Hey, Ross, look what I got going here. Yeah, save him for the cat, okay? That's fun. I love his Chandler fit. God, I can't believe that I'm going to be in hand. I'm going to have like a nephew. That's nice. Get out.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Get out. Move it. Oh, Ross. What a sweet moment. All right. Penultimate's coming up. People three, two. And a friend in you.
Starting point is 01:03:44 She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here. I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broken yet? I don't know. But when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucous plund. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Do we have to know about that? Joey, what are you going to do when you have a baby? I'm going to be in the waiting room, handing out cigars. Perfect, Joey. Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50s. I don't believe this. I mean, she could be given birth in the cats. Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably in, like, $2 for the first contraction, and then in 50 cents each additional contract.
Starting point is 01:04:18 What, it's okay when Chandler does it? You have to pick your moments. Oh, did I miss it? Did I miss it? Oh, my God. Oh, she's not even here yet. Oh, what's with the guitar? Well, I just thought we might be here for a while, so, you know, things might get musical. Hey.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Hey, what the hell of you been? Oh, we stopped to the gift, Sean. The gift, wow, wow. I was looking at stuffed animals and Susan wanted to chunk me. Oh, Susan wanted to the chunk. You're having a baby, okay, a baby. You don't stop for Chunky. I used to have that bumper sticker.
Starting point is 01:04:47 You see what I mean. Stop for a Chunky. Let it go, Ross. I got an extra one. You want this? B- Elsa, Ross. Yes. Dress for less, Ross.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Yes, I want a Chunky. Give it to me. Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? Dr. Franz Blow. Hi. So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby. Huh. I see you nine months pregnant.
Starting point is 01:05:09 That's a good start. Bye I love them Each one's like a little party in my They're every four minutes And last 55 seconds 59 seconds Quartz
Starting point is 01:05:21 Swiss courts ha ha You say rose courts Yeah Am I allowed to drink anything Ice chips, just ice chips They're at the nurses station Oh my Chips, get your ice chips
Starting point is 01:05:32 I'm getting it I'm getting it Everyone wants to be I thought you might like some ice chips Oh my God killing If you need anything else, I do not believe we have met, huh? Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:05:46 I'm Rachel Green. I'm Carol's ex-husband's sister's roommate. It's nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblatt. I'm your roommate's brother's ex-wife's obstetrician. Oh, that's funny. Oh, wow. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:06:02 Sit right on her. Oh, well, we're here. Oh, not yet. Man, if this is now, it would be a CGI baby. I want a baby. Not tonight, honey. I got an early date. One of the ones that
Starting point is 01:06:13 The Flash saved Oh, okay, because we never do that Shoot, shoot, shoot Or just fall down, that's good too Nick fan? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy, do they suck. Oh, my. Hey, listen, lady, yeah, whoa. Is that the...
Starting point is 01:06:29 Janine Garofalo without glasses on? Look at you and Ewing. I thought it was the chick from King of Queens for a second. Or Leah Remini? Yeah. Oh, yeah? And who do you like? Selvick. Is that her?
Starting point is 01:06:39 They couldn't hit a boat Wait They suck, all right Shut up You know It's a rebuilding you You want We're building here
Starting point is 01:06:49 We need a father over here We need a father There's no father Whoa You can be the father, Joey It's a divine conception I'm fine I'm oh
Starting point is 01:06:58 Oh Okay All right right Right this way All the other pregnant women seem to be going in here Oh no They're yelling at you
Starting point is 01:07:08 And you don't know why you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry crying you cry and you cry oh look twins my guys oh cute cute no fair twins i don't even have one how come they get two you'll get one go snatch one when we're 40 if neither of us are married what do you and i get together and have one oh oh why won't i be married when i be married when i'm 40 oh geez no I just hypothetically okay hypothetically why won't I be married when I'm 40 seriously is there something fundamentally unmarriable
Starting point is 01:07:50 about me well oh no geez dear god this this parachute is a knapsack it's a bindle look at you dressy dress did you go home and change well it's an important day I want to look nice has a doctor friends blob been five You better go. No, I haven't seen him. Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. See if he needs your assistance.
Starting point is 01:08:17 What if the baby needs him? Duh. What is the deal with you and doctors anyway? It's like your father a doctor? Yeah, why? Oh, there it is. No reason. Doctor daddy issues.
Starting point is 01:08:30 We've been through this. No, I am not calling him. I don't care if it is this kid. The guy's a jerk. No, I am not alone. Joey's here. Joey, of course. What do you mean, Joey, who?
Starting point is 01:08:41 Tribiani. Joey Tribiani, yes. Gee? She wants to talk to you. Oh, my. Hi, yeah, it's me. It's me, Joey. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:08:52 We're just friends. We just met. 25. An actor. Hello? Oh, no. She's not much of a phone person. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:05 Very funny timing. What's a deal with this father guy? I mean, if someone was having a... my baby somewhere i'd want to know about it you know nick finn am i interested in your views on fatherhood on no wowie okay uh look maybe i should just go maybe you should oh geez and uh take care huh oh buddy you know what the celtics problem is they like the players run the team oh that is so not true oh it is it isn't it is oh no he's just love in the pool 13 12 11 Remember, we're doing it for Jordi.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Just keep focusing on Jordi. What the hell is Jordi? Jordi? Your son. We all agreed. My son's name is Jamie. Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordan. Oh, geez.
Starting point is 01:09:52 What do you mean back to Jordy? We never landed on Jordan. We just passed by it during the whole Jesse Cody Dylan fiasco. Oh, my. What is it? Leg cramp, leg, cramp. I got it. I got it.
Starting point is 01:10:05 I got it. Whoa. You get the sleep with her. I get the cramps. Jesus I want both things out You're not making it any easier That go
Starting point is 01:10:13 Thanks a lot See what you did Yeah Listen out That was great Can't pull that fast one Breathe Oh no
Starting point is 01:10:23 Ugh Something exploded It's just a water Breaking calm down Will you Water breaking What do you mean What's that
Starting point is 01:10:33 Water breaking Water breaking Breathe Breathe breathe Breathe How is this my fault? Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Oh, and you know what your problem is? You're so threatened by me. Everything I'm threatened by you. Oh no. You'll get locked in here. There are children coming into the world in this very building. And your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing.
Starting point is 01:11:05 So just stop all the yelling. Yes, Susan. no don't make me do this again i don't like my voice like this yeah oh no okay who wants to hear something ironic that's probably for the best honestly oh good is falling in the bits oh oh jesus fuck freaking ross his physical comment is really so good is falling in bits No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, we're going to find them. And until we do, we are all here for you, okay? Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:43 All three of us, all two of us. Oh, my gosh, Rachel. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. Oh, Jesus. Oh, geez, bro. Push him out, push him out. Harder. Harder, harder, harder. Pump it, pump it, louder.
Starting point is 01:12:04 Push it real. She has a guitar I like her I like her timbs Their bodies Did she have that when they came in here? Yeah Okay
Starting point is 01:12:24 Yeah Ross is great He's a What do you mean this might be your only chance I'm only 26 I'm not even thinking about babies yet Oh my God dude Oh Christ No
Starting point is 01:12:37 Lull, good timing on that. Where have you been? Oh, I just had a baby. We had a lot of camera switching on this episode. Yeah. I don't know, it could be an hour, could be three, but relax. She's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Starting point is 01:13:01 I think she just took the... No, not at the moment. No, I'm not. No, are you? No, no, it's hard enough to get women. to go out with me what right yeah i've heard that about cute doctors no no really i suppose it's because i spend so much time you know where i do uh well for instance what do you do i'm a waitress okay all right well aren't there time when you come home at the end of the day and you're just like
Starting point is 01:13:25 if i see one more cup of coffee oh no my dude no you're guy Okay, that's fine. No. Oh my God, dude. So how did you know I was even here? Your mom called me. So is this her? No, this is a loner.
Starting point is 01:13:54 I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. It wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. So did you see you won the game? Yeah, Knicks by 10. They suck. Yeah, you're not so bad. you left an impression on her
Starting point is 01:14:09 come back in the future season that is a wild terrifying balloon dude imagine if it just started walking and just came at you I was gonna say ending a Ghostbusters that giant baby bottle balloon
Starting point is 01:14:21 when this day is over you get to go home with the baby okay where does that leave me you get to be the baby's father there's father's day there's mother's day there's no lesbian lover day every day is lesbian lover day
Starting point is 01:14:34 geez this is so great This is so great Do you want to explain that? I mean, well, because when I was growing up, you know, my dad left and my mother died and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. Yeah, nice.
Starting point is 01:14:52 Three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most, not even born yet. It's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. That's a great reframe, Phoebe. Yeah. I'm sorry, you were fighting. Where are they? I'm sure they'll be here soon.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. Relax. They are. You only had nine centimeters and the baby's at zero station. You were really frightened me. Somebody want to help me trying to rip out my heart. Callie Ma. That's great.
Starting point is 01:15:27 Anybody seen a nipple? Uh-huh. All right. Ten centimeters. Time to start pushing. But they're not here yet. I'm sorry. I can't tell the baby to wait for it.
Starting point is 01:15:36 Oh, hold it. Oh, my gosh, clamping it. Oh, let's go. Okay, got the Ben open. Hi, I'm Ben. Hi, Ben. It's Ben to the rescue. Get you up there.
Starting point is 01:15:52 Give me your fun. Come on, man. Okay. Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vet. Oh, golly. Oh, no. It's open. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:16:06 There's left to there. Wait, you forgot your legs. Thank you, Gavin. Taylor. Jumping around. Long story, honey. All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need it.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Excuse me, can I have this? Oh, boy. There's a few too many people in this room. There's about to be one more. So anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go. I was about to say. It's kind of crazy that they're all just allowed to be in here. Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Starting point is 01:16:37 out all right he's crowding here he comes well let me see i got to see i got to see oh pass out oh oh it's it's huge carol how are you doing this oh my you're doing fine you can't can't Ross Ross dude what do you see stand back bro we got shoulders we got arms we get oh look at that
Starting point is 01:17:04 little the finger oh a chest And a stomach, and it's a boy. Definitely a boy. Lull. Feet. Oh, oh. Oh, my. Oh, my.
Starting point is 01:17:16 He's here. Wow. He's a person. Oh. Oh, so funny. Oh, so sweet. Kind of like my uncle Ed covered in jello. Uh, kind of like Danny DeVito when he came out of that couch.
Starting point is 01:17:32 Guys, he's beautiful. Oh, thanks, Phoebs. Ha, ha. That's great. That's funny. No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. How about Ben? I like Ben.
Starting point is 01:17:46 How about Marcel? Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before? We just cooked it up. Can we come in? Yeah, come in, come. Oh, little baby. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet.
Starting point is 01:18:00 This is Ben. Oh, hi, Ben. Hi, Ben. This is everybody. Everybody. Susan, he looks just like you. Thank you. God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Starting point is 01:18:13 I know. I still am one of these. Ross, can I? They're head. Oh, buddy. I'm your aunt Monica. Kids, I am. I'm your aunt Monica.
Starting point is 01:18:28 I will always have gum. That's fun. Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I'm, I may not be around, um, like this. But I'll still always come back, like this. Uh-huh. Sometimes I may be away longer, like this. Aw. But I'll still always come back.
Starting point is 01:18:55 Like this. But sometimes I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. Aw, they're all looking at us. Ben. Ben? We are all Ben. We are Ben. Hey, Ben.
Starting point is 01:19:14 Nothing. I don't think that's his name. He's closing his eyes. Oh, look. He's opening his eyes. This is fascinating. You guys want to get some coffee? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:27 Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you guys later. Aww. Aww. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Leah Remedy, yeah. At the season finale coming.
Starting point is 01:19:40 Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again. Oh, it's done. All right, gang, three, two, one. Who's little Ben nodding off? Oh, look at it, Monica's little boy. Uh-oh. Got Ross's hair cut. Oh, let me see.
Starting point is 01:19:57 One where Rachel finds out, what? You must just want to kiss him all over. Oh, no. You're not the only thing that gets all over. That would be nice. Uh-huh. Pardon? Nothing.
Starting point is 01:20:11 Just a little extra air in my mouth. Psh. Pff. Huh. Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back. Oh, yeah, right. Okay, including the waffles last week.
Starting point is 01:20:22 You now owe me 17 trillion dollars. I will, really. I'll pay you back this time. Pay him in waffles. And where's this money coming from? I'm helping out down at the NYU Med school with some research. What kind of research? Just, you know, science.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Donating your body? Yeah, I think I've heard of that. Oh, no. It's a fertility study. Hey. Please tell me you're only donating your time. Really? I mean, I just go down there every other day, and at the end of two weeks, I get $700. Wow.
Starting point is 01:20:52 You're going to be making money, hand over fist. Uh-huh. Okay, we've got the coal slur. We got the bun. Got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows. turkeys oh wow men are here wow manly men doing
Starting point is 01:21:08 menly things we make fire the men they run the grill and they will also run the cook meat then put out fire by peeing no get invited back oh no
Starting point is 01:21:19 friend Chris Brown oh okay so how are things going with you two is she becoming your special someone she's pretty great what does she think of your little science project
Starting point is 01:21:29 no what do you think I'm gonna tell her Girl I like that I'm also seeing a cop. Well, man's got a point. Eh, hey. Well, the tough thing is she really wants to have with me. Crazy.
Starting point is 01:21:46 How dare she? I can't. I still got a week left to go in the program. And according to the rules, if I want to get the money, I'm not allowed to conduct any personal experiments, if you know what I mean. Oh, we know. We always know what you mean. Yes.
Starting point is 01:22:00 Hey, how long did you think? this barbecue is going to last. I'm going to China. What? It's for the museum. Someone found a bone. We want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there trying to persuade them to give us the bone.
Starting point is 01:22:14 It's a whole big bone thing. Maybe have a bone loan? I'm going to be gone for like a week. You want to reach me, you can't. So here's my itinerary. Here's a picture of me. Oh, let me see. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:22:26 Take it to Carols every now and then and show it to Ben just so he doesn't forget me. Yeah. Hi, Ben. I'm your fault. Oh, I am the head. Oh. Alright, this barbecue is going to be very fun. Hey, is Rachel here?
Starting point is 01:22:42 I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left. Oh, no, she's out having drinks with Carl. Oh, Carl. Hey, who's Carl? You know that guy that she met at the coffee house? No. We'll see. There's this guy that she met at the coffee house, right?
Starting point is 01:22:53 The nuclear power plant. So you do know who he is. Hey, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guy. Hey, you know what? Bones story I have to go to China The country? No, no, this big pile of dishes
Starting point is 01:23:11 In my mom's breakfront Yeah Let's see, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, no Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you? Oh no Damn Forget about her
Starting point is 01:23:26 He's right, man, please move on, go to China, eat Chinese food Of course there they just call it food Yes, yes, of course. Give her this for me, okay? We're just looking out for you. I know. We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but I love you, man.
Starting point is 01:23:41 Hey. Aww. I'm still on my first. I am fond of you, though. I just think you're nice. Anyway, that's when me and my friends started this whole fruit basket business. We call ourselves the three basketers. Hey.
Starting point is 01:23:58 Wow. Like the three musketeers only with fruit. Yep, thanks Joey I didn't get it before then Oh Chandler's reactions are so great How's it going? How you held it up? Well, not so good
Starting point is 01:24:11 She definitely thinks tonight's tonight We're going to complete the transaction If you know what So have you ever thought about Being there for her? What do you mean? You know, just be there for her Not following you
Starting point is 01:24:25 If you know what I mean Oh my god The classical label is so different Okay, guessing this is from... Oh my goodness. Thank you, Melanie. She's so excited. Here's from me.
Starting point is 01:24:40 Okay, travel scrabble. So many bars. Thank you. Oh my god, you throw this away. This one's from Joey. Feels like a book. I think it's a book. It's a book. And it's a book.
Starting point is 01:24:56 Oh, it's just... Places you'll go. That book got me through some tough times. through some tough times yep there is a little child inside this man yes the doctors say if they remove it he'll die Pilots Joey around
Starting point is 01:25:12 who's it's from wowie dude very nice got its own camera it was like months ago it was just like when my grandmother had when I was a little girl well sure but can you play it on a plane
Starting point is 01:25:27 This must have cost him a fortune. I can't believe he did this. Come on, Ross, remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck? What did you just say? Oh, geez. Oh! Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:25:49 Yo. Crystal duck. Uh-huh. No. The love part. Chandler Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's good, just keep rubbing your head.
Starting point is 01:26:10 That'll turn back time. Yes. You're done goofed, Chandler. I mean, this is unbelievable. I know this is really, really huge. No, it's not. It's small, it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee. It's wee.
Starting point is 01:26:24 I don't think any of our lives are ever going to be the same, ever again. Uh-oh. Is there a mute button on this woman? Yep. Well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me? Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something. Yep.
Starting point is 01:26:40 All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. Yeah, he's in China. The country. The country. Oh, that's right. Yeah, he left to go to China. His flight doesn't leave for another 45 more minutes.
Starting point is 01:26:48 What about the time difference? From here to the airport? Yes. Yes. You're never going to make it. Well, I've got to try. Oh, man. Run.
Starting point is 01:26:56 Go to him. Rachel, what are you going to say? do i don't know well then maybe you shouldn't go he's right because if you're just gonna like break his heart that's the kind of thing they can wait jes i don't know maybe i'll know when i see him here look all right does this help me bring him that back look all i know is that i cannot wait a week until i mean this is just too big you know i just i've just got to talk to him i've got to okay i'll see you later no deal with me first lull Oh, right.
Starting point is 01:27:29 You shall show me? Yeah. Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend. Oh, I'm sorry. You are not on the jetway unless you have a boarding path. Oh, no. Fighter.
Starting point is 01:27:42 Would you please, uh, just give him a message for me? What's the message? I don't know. Uh. Sir, sir, excuse me. Sir. Oh, Christ. It's from Rachel.
Starting point is 01:27:53 She said that she loved the present and she will see you when you get back. Oh, she. shit, this poor guy. Oh, for God's saying, I don't know what she's talking about. There's no, Rachel. Don't give me that deep freeze. Oh, deep freeze. Joey, Joe.
Starting point is 01:28:07 I think I blacked out there for a minute. It was nothing. Well, now we got to find something fun for you. Uh-oh. You know what? Just tell her, dude. Just tell her. Forget about me.
Starting point is 01:28:21 Let's give you another turn. Dang. Me again? Sure. Why not? Why not? Oh god, dude Somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow
Starting point is 01:28:33 Hey Joey, you are nothing like I thought you would be How do you mean? I don't know, I guess I just had you pegged As one of those guys who are always me, me, me You're a giver You're like the most generous man I ever met I mean, you're practically a woman
Starting point is 01:28:50 Oh my Lesbian Joey Les Joe You want to save this wrapping paper I mean, it's only a little bit torn, so are you going to go for it with Ross, or should I just throw it out? Huh. I don't know. Thought about it?
Starting point is 01:29:03 Thought about it all the way back, and, uh, guys, you know, it's Ross. You know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross. You'll know it when you see him. I don't know. I mean, this is just my initial gut feeling. This is, oh, I'm thinking it'd be really great. Oh, my God, I do.
Starting point is 01:29:16 Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law. The best point is that you already know everything about him. Well. Yeah, but, you know, it would be like starting on the 15th date. I mean, when you're at the 15th date, you know, you're already in a very relationship-y place, you know, you're committed. Oh, no, don't deter her. Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out? Why isn't it working out?
Starting point is 01:29:38 I don't know. Sometimes it doesn't. Is he not cute enough for you? I take his person. Maybe there's someone else. Is there someone else? Yeah, is Frickin' Barry going to come back? Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?
Starting point is 01:29:52 Who's you got a point? I was right. I guess the girls would have not have known this whole time. Hey, big spender Big spender So how to go You know how you always think you're great in bed The fact that you'd even ask that question
Starting point is 01:30:05 Shows how little you know me Last night I couldn't do the thing that usually Makes me great So I had to do all this other stuff Oh my And the response I got It was like a ticker tape parade
Starting point is 01:30:17 Oh my Yes I know as it happens My room is very very close to the parade route It was amazing And not just for her. For me, too. It's like I was able to appreciate it on another level. What a concept.
Starting point is 01:30:35 I didn't know you had another level. I know, neither did I. That's gross, baby. Hey, great skirts. Birthday present? Yeah. From who? From you?
Starting point is 01:30:47 I exchanged the blouse. Oh my God, dude. Well, it's a thought. Tis. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours at gate 27B? Uh, yeah. Oh, no. I have been thinking about it and I've decided this whole Ross thing.
Starting point is 01:31:01 It's just not a good idea. Why? Because I feel like... Oh, my God. I wouldn't just be going out with him. I would be going out with all of you. Oh, there would just be all this pressure. No, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure.
Starting point is 01:31:13 No, you're doing it. You're adding there right now. Okay, I was a tainty, but weird at first, but I'll be good. I promise. Did you do something extravagant? Who is it? It's me. Carl.
Starting point is 01:31:25 Come on up. Carl Hi, my brother's back Jeez It's exactly the kind of crazy thing He won't be hearing from me Lull America's run of
Starting point is 01:31:39 700 bucks All right, you did it Do we have any fruit Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Really? So you're going to stick with this It's all for her thing? When a blind man gets his sight back
Starting point is 01:31:52 Does he walk around like this? Mm-hmm. You could incorporate what you learned during your period of blindness. Mix it up. If I see one more picture of Ed Bagley Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm going to shoot myself. Damn. It's just that guy. I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Uh-huh. Excuse me, please. I'm trying to have a date here. Fine. Just stop thinking about me. A... Can't do it, can you? Ooh.
Starting point is 01:32:20 Jump scare. So I'm thinking about you. So what? I don't get it. What do you see in this guy anyway? It's to be a very nice. I mean, come on, buddy. Get a real car.
Starting point is 01:32:29 Jeez. Hey, man, Ed Begley's been out here riding for environmentalism for years. I've been in love with you since like the ninth grade. You're like my best friend. I know. If we broke up and I lost you. What makes you think we're going to break up? Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?
Starting point is 01:32:46 No. You can say that by any relationship, really. To happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other. So the only question is, are you attracted to me. Focus. I don't know. I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.
Starting point is 01:32:59 We'll start looking. You kissed him in the laundromat. Yeah, that's true. Oh. Woo-hoo. It isn't even there. It's been a real kiss, though. And this is fantastic.
Starting point is 01:33:14 Fantastic. Fantastic kiss. So much charm, this man. You're right. The Riz. You know what? I forgot. I'm supposed to pick up a friend at the airport.
Starting point is 01:33:25 I am so sorry. I'm so... If you want to stay and finish your drinks... I got... I got to go. I'm sorry. But... Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:33:36 But he's so nice, though. He's so nice. Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry. Uh. Kobe. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:33:43 Will you let it go? There's no Rachel. There's no Rachel. Is he coming back with like a... I got that. Oh, no. What? No!
Starting point is 01:33:57 No! No! No, no, no, no, no, what? Wait for you to me my friends. Oh, no, no, they will. No, no, they will. I just, uh... She looks...
Starting point is 01:34:10 Come on, they're gonna love you. She looks so familiar. She doesn't grow up to be Mrs. Chen, does she? From the Venom movies? Kind of looked like her? Oh, this is where any here? Oh, Rachel, no. On a hangar of her?
Starting point is 01:34:25 of the cliff wow and we get a reprise of the theme not bad season one day your week your month or even your what a freaking yeah i want to be there for you at the airport okay that's wild okay who do we yeah she looked familiar i don't know i've seen her before oh my gosh jay gross is doing oh my gosh friends we made it to the end of season one of friends we did it guys Got to be a little bit expedient today. But, yeah, this was, oh, my God, we got there. Oh, rushy poo. But, yeah, guys, thank you for watching these final six episodes of season one.
Starting point is 01:35:07 A friend. Leave like, leave a comment. Make sure you're going. Ring that freaking bell. Also, we want to thank people over at Prepper for cutting down these highlights. So people on YouTube can come see them also. Heck yeah. Also, listen on Apple or Spotify.
Starting point is 01:35:24 Make sure you can go on Google or Spotify. So we've got a lot of time today. I feel we thoroughly enjoyed this. Oh, yeah. And, yeah, we're going to get to the questions straight away. Yeah, without further ado. Pretty much most things. I feel like, you know, it's a sitcom.
Starting point is 01:35:38 I feel like what you guys want to talk about is the best stuff to jump into first. Oh, yeah. Take it away, or should I? Take it. All right. The thing. Tara, Tara, now that you have finished season one, have your thoughts about any of the characters changed from the first six episodes you watched.
Starting point is 01:35:55 did anything surprise you this season? Can't wait to continue watching as you follow the journey of these beloved characters into season two. Hand, Heart, right back at you. How are you feeling about the characters from then to now? Huh. Oh, man, I think you just really get more endeared to them as you go along, you know?
Starting point is 01:36:14 I feel like their personalities are firmly defined once you watch them, but then just seeing them through the situations, you just get more endeared with them, as you do with most people as you get to know them. I feel like Monica got a little bit more defined. You know, she's a chef, she wants to break free. I think the episode where she had the credit card thief as a friend really gave us a little bit more insight into her, the fact that she wants to be more than what she's been. And then also the episode with her arc with the high school guy was fun.
Starting point is 01:36:51 But yeah, I'm starting to see some more fun shades of her. and yeah for the most part everyone doesn't feel too different but i don't have a problem with that i guess joey grew for a second when he you know learned some skills some oral skills uh in that final episode there but yeah man that's why i feel it with you yeah the fun thing i think is that you have both the strength of their archetypes and the cores of the characters but they're also able to maneuver a lot within that and so like joey actually frequently surprises me because he does a character like that who's like he's not like
Starting point is 01:37:28 exaggeratedly dumb but he's like the the most puppy dogish of the group but he does have like you know a lot of particular convictions and points of view and stuff like that and there are times where you're like oh interesting like Joey is the voice of reason here or
Starting point is 01:37:44 at least Joey is somebody who might actually not be as like you know gung ho hedonistic as he might present so I don't know just certain temperings with the characters, I think, are the fun surprises. And then, yeah, watching as people, you know, indulge and maybe, you know, go a little off the deep end a la, like a Monica with that guy.
Starting point is 01:38:07 And they're both lying back and forth about their circumstances and whatnot. Yeah, I would agree. Like, my assessment of our thoughts about the characters hasn't, like, done a huge change. Because I think part of the art of a show like this is how to keep them similar, like, rooted enough. to be comforting and also changing enough to be interesting. And so far I think that they've just drawn a nice portrait of these people
Starting point is 01:38:32 and there's some stuff about the writing and the next question that pertains to this. But I mean, yeah, I guess the thing that surprised me about the season, I guess, is the serial notes, you know, the way it handled stuff like Rachel and Barry
Starting point is 01:38:48 and Ross and Rachel and the sort of long game of that is something that I know is part of the show, but like even in season one, like the serialized elements are things where I'm like, oh, wow, interesting. I wasn't expecting that so much in an episodic show like this. And then also I think the
Starting point is 01:39:04 surprises in the form of like guest stars. We just learned off camera, Alex was telling us that like Phoebe, her sister characters, like from another show, like literally. No, I think Roxy was telling us. Or Roxy, yeah, yeah. It was like from another specific show. And then you had like George Clooney and Noah
Starting point is 01:39:20 Wiley showing up as ER doctors incidentally. You know, stuff like that. So yeah, not that I didn't expect guest stars, but yeah, Phoebe has a very dark backstory. Yeah, surprisingly dark.
Starting point is 01:39:33 But yeah, it's really fun day to, you know, behold the journey and I'm excited to see what they grow into. Yeah, I think also,
Starting point is 01:39:40 quickly before we're going to the next question, I liked Ross, finally getting to become a dad, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of that the next season. But the maturity of him
Starting point is 01:39:47 and his wife's lover kind of being able to come to, like, cool temperatures, to be like, you know, co-parental was nice to see. Yeah, and just like, I don't know, I guess there's stuff in this season that has
Starting point is 01:40:02 aged in a way, you know, it's always like, oh, it's from the 90s, so stuff is going to be dated, and yes, there is some stuff that's dated, but, so a lot of the conversations they're having and, like, the dynamics that they're discussing, like the stuff with Joey's dad and stuff with that girl that Chandler's dating who wants to be, like,
Starting point is 01:40:20 open, you know, non-monogamous where, like, things like that that are way more common to hear disgust now. And I'm like, oh, shit, we were talking about this even back then in a major television sitcom. It's, like, those things are interesting. And they do, it's, like, there's the charm and the fun of the show. But there's also like, yeah, they're talking about life, too, you know?
Starting point is 01:40:37 So it's pretty interesting. I think so, too. Heck yeah. Nikki Sonorissa, what is your take? And thank you, by the way. On the scene between Phoebe Ross and Susan, you just brought up in the closet at the hospital. I've always found that scene so telling about Phoebe.
Starting point is 01:40:52 character she's one of my favorite characters because she reminds me of myself always trying to be the fixer and seeking and finding that family among her crew despite all the hardship she's been through she's always able to see the positive side of things yeah i agree and i really like that scene i really liked um that episode i thought was really great and i thought they really used the crescendo of voices and cross-talk and discord and just you know overlapping nerves and feelings you know to, you know, it creates this overwhelming air and you really feel the two, you know, warring perspectives between Ross and, you know, his wife,
Starting point is 01:41:35 ex-wife's partner there, whose name I will commit to memory. That seems really great, and I thought, yeah, the way Phoebe really re-contextualized that in the moment was a lovely character moment that also worked really nicely as a dramatic beat in general and brought them back around. such a night like that could easily have been slim and saccharin but it was a really lovely like yeah i grew up in such a dysfunctional place and so to have a bunch of people who were so charged up about creating a good life for somebody like even that conflict is a beautiful thing and even the the heights of this
Starting point is 01:42:09 fight that you guys are having is like for good reason yeah no i thought they they did a really good job of executing that whole scenario and the fact that it stemmed from Phoebe trying to help and tell them, like, stop fighting and then force them a situation where they had to sort of work through their issues.
Starting point is 01:42:29 I mean, they, yeah, they ultimately were on the same page by the end of it. But yeah, I think that Phoebe offering her levity and the change of perspective into how they were handling this situation with the baby name and just the tension they've had to the entire
Starting point is 01:42:46 season. It was a really nice, like, button-end to that whole journey that led us up to this point. And, yeah, I think Phoebe is a really, she has a few different shades. We know she's a lot of comic relief. I think all of them are funny in their own ways. But she's, like, sort of oblivious sometimes, sort of literal sometimes, and then also tries to. Woo-woo and New Agee a lot of the time. Yeah. Woo-boo and New Agee tries to bring some levity or some some semblance of joy or feeling with her music as well so the fact that you know she was there with them and helped them aid and even unintentionally inspired the name of their baby i thought it was was all great i thoroughly enjoyed that that scene i think out of well i don't i don't
Starting point is 01:43:34 preserve that that answer but once we get into it but yeah i would say that out of the six is my top or half of the six episodes we just watched yeah yeah 100% and uh i love that you know character like that who has a lot of comedic qualities can also be a source of wisdom. Exactly. You know, 100%. Also has their own wisdom. And that makes her feel more real, even though she is one of the more, you know, humorous characters, for sure. Senarrak, just finished your watch along for the first six and had fun with you both.
Starting point is 01:44:03 I'm so glad to hear that. And thank you for chiming in. Thank you, truly. It's so nice and necessary to enjoy things together right now. Absolutely is. Okay, question. John, you mentioned after the... the first six
Starting point is 01:44:16 readying yourself to take notes on the writing for your own interests and I'm wondering after the first season if there are any major lessons in the writing
Starting point is 01:44:21 you'd take into your own work. Ah, I mean, yeah, I'm, I'm, I am, I guess because, you know, we're consuming and sort of responding to the context and the story and the flavors of the comedy
Starting point is 01:44:36 and all that stuff. You know, I, you know, would certainly love to go back and just focus in on writing. But I am, yeah, fascinated by just the ingenuity of sitcom writing in general and the way that, you know, this show
Starting point is 01:44:49 even in the first season, and I'm sure that I imagine the first season is not like the top rated season, even if it's a highly rated season just because, you know, I feel like it usually takes a season or two to really start getting into that like quintessential stride for a lot of shows. But yeah, I thought this was really strong and fun overall
Starting point is 01:45:06 and the way that they're able to pack a lot into 22 minutes is really fun and, you know, kind of mystifying and obviously, there's a lot that rides on the performers but you know it's in the writing too and I think they know well when to be you know straightforward and
Starting point is 01:45:22 realistic versus you know humorous and where to place a punchline and where to do their wordplay and you know how to harness the voices of the characters I think a lot of notes I would take on this are sort of in how to balance serial elements with episodic elements because obviously every episode
Starting point is 01:45:38 is the one where a new episodic situation happens minus maybe a two-parter but even those have episodic subplots. So yeah, it's stuff like that, you know, the way they've laced Ross and Rachel as well as the, like, there are a few sagas that have happened over the season. There was Rachel and Paolo and there's the Rachel and Barry back and forth thing. And there's Ross and, you know, his little blossoming family unit, which is very unique.
Starting point is 01:46:04 And so, yeah, things like that. Or just devices like trapping Chandler in that bank, you know, the way they come up with games to play across the episodes. so many notes to take and I feel like the more we go the more I'll kind of be able to observe that but yeah I feel like I have a lot of broad strokes because again you're kind of working all sides of your brain
Starting point is 01:46:24 but I do you know appreciate the tradition of comedy writing like this that is so tight and compact and still manages to throw a little wisdom throw a little heartfelt throw a little bit of the right kinds of absurdity you know yeah man that's awesome yeah and Aaron
Starting point is 01:46:40 did not pay one iota of attention to the writing at all I don't think about the writing so just in the moment no like I guess to add a little bit yeah I wholeheartedly agree the fact they're able to find these distinct voices for these six characters while having them
Starting point is 01:46:56 all in there at the same time and having them intersect in individual story arcs where two of them repaired off and I like that this is a type of show that we can get all different pairings and it can work and those different flavors and dynamics come out within each of their individual relationships I think that
Starting point is 01:47:14 is a testament to how strong the writing is here and also the fact that yeah we can get a variety of different types of situations and it doesn't feel stale at all and we are able to have these larger arcs yet spread them out even if it's scenes that sort of just kind of end rather than having a conclusion yeah like a thing of the scene where rachel wakes up no no no not even that one where Barry just barges in and then he's in their apartment just ends I was like how did that scene end? Like what does he just walk out after that?
Starting point is 01:47:49 But yeah I think they do a great job of having those kind of strange beats but don't linger on it too long for you for us to continue the story in another episode or another scene so yeah I'm thoroughly enjoying it and I am now conscious of the fact that notes should be
Starting point is 01:48:05 taken so I'm now taking mental notes there you go there we go we're going to have a tone by the end of the show right j rushed and closing us out on the q and a who's your favorite side character ooh that's a good question yeah yeah i mean you know yeah i think you have to shout out to janus yeah she's like the most frequent one oh the second most frequent one third most week one yeah you got to really be game to play that role and i know that janis is the butt of a lot of jokes but i also think that the game of janis has a character and the thread of her and chandler in
Starting point is 01:48:41 this season was very funny 100%. And then, yeah, like fun Monica was a very fun one. I'm trying to think of who else. Leah was really fun. Leah Remini, yeah, it was a very fun one. Coney was fun. I mean, obviously, yeah. Hank his area, I thought was a really fun.
Starting point is 01:48:57 I hope he comes back at some point, maybe. I could see that happening down the line. John Levitts. It was fun to get Harry Shear in here. Yeah, John Lovitz was a great one. And let's see. Let's see. Harry Shearer Simpsons of voices
Starting point is 01:49:13 Because yeah, he's like He's Flanders, there you go, and smithers And Kent Brockman A lot of the deeper voices you're used to hearing Yeah, and there's more than that even But yeah, there were a lot of good ones I didn't say Janitor John Levitz are my favorite And then Clooney's probably a third
Starting point is 01:49:30 Yeah, yeah That was just a fun kind of way to watch them You know, interface with a different type of, you know, Titanic Network telly at the time. But yeah, appreciate you guys. Leave us your favorite side characters down below. And, God, that one bit was, was, was, God, there was one bit here. It was like cracking me up.
Starting point is 01:49:53 Which one? And now it's eluding me. But yeah, these are really funny. These were very charming. And, God, oh, it was in those middle episodes. And I made a note of it and it'll come back to me at some point. but there was something we were like cackling about there's so many things we watched 24 episodes
Starting point is 01:50:12 but yeah these were really fun the characters the acting even watching and kind of figuring out how they must have edited these together and stitched them together from the live audience to the you know final edit is really fun and yeah like the heart of it it's got just enough you know lightness and levity to be you know a fun oh you know i love the guy upstairs too the guy upstairs is really funny Oh, yeah. His bit is him with the monkey. He had me killed. I'd be dying. Yeah. He's so fun. He's a really funny character. So yeah. Yeah, this has just been a joy. And yeah, the, you know, long running stuff is nice for getting us like long term invested. But yeah, just like the strength of the actors, the writing, all the stuff is really fun. Yeah. I know. I've thoroughly enjoyed every character that we've gotten to meet over the course of our 24 episodes. No, obviously some episodes you like more than other. but all of them got laughs out of the both of us which you know is a testament to a great show you know
Starting point is 01:51:12 this show is like 30 years old some comedy just is timeless some comedy remains to hit and i think that's a great thing i'm thoroughly enjoying the seasons or at least the first season and obviously kind of how you said it's only goes up from here because as you create more seasons you get more defined with your writing and then you can find other places for your characters to go which only creates better situations and more defined moments for each of the characters so yeah i i really love that i remember what it was now also fun trivia facts this is the first appearance of the rachel haircut and it was the friggin joseph stolen bit that that cracked me up is that the one you're talking about freaking funny yeah yeah yeah yeah and then whatever his
Starting point is 01:51:59 goofy name at the end is this is a joy this is a blast and i can't wait to get into season two tugging my grind or something like that something like that yeah tugging my groin yeah tugging my groin oh god okay guys that'll be it for us today thank you so much for watching us on our friends journey in season one and we'll see you back in on season two

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