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Buddies and chums of the Reject Nation,
happy friends days, guys.
Hey.
We are coming back with the final six episodes of season one of Friends.
I'm so excited.
I'm Aaron.
This is John.
Hey.
Together we're Jaron.
And today we're going to be.
back into our comfort show of the
season, Friends. Before
we get into the show, let's check in with how we're feeling
Johnny Boy, how you doing on this beautiful friend
today? Good. I'm happy to be back
with my friend here in the studio. I'm happy to be
back with my friends across cyberspace.
I'm feeling good at this moment. It's been a
frantic kind of morning, but
yeah, I'm actually kind of
more settled into the space than I normally
am in that state of mind.
So, yeah, I'm ready to lock
in. It's absorb every detail
and piece of lore. How are you doing?
I'm doing good today. Yeah. I had some
potential health scares over the weekend.
I found out I'm thinking I'm mostly okay.
I got my hair done, so
I'm feeling good, feeling fresh, feeling fly
and ready to get into this
friend's finale. Before
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You get to ask us questions and join us and clap in unison with all of us friends together.
We're having conversations back and forth, laughs, giggles, he-hees, all the things in between.
So I think I covered all the things.
You did it.
Before we get into it.
It's smooth.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Freddie.
Friendy.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
It's a one.
It's a two.
It's the one where the monkey gets away.
okay okay i checked we have earl gray her is always on point
mint medley blackberry and uh oh wait there's one more um lemon soother wow
you're not the guy that asked for the tea are you he is not her quaffs are magnificent
i do agree yeah that was an interesting little opening bit there
oh cool free sample of coffee good because where else would we get any
pass me that I want to try it
yeah what kind of roast
hit me with it
country cloud news letter
my mother sends me the engagement
notices for inspiration
oh my god it's Barry and Mindy
I love Barry and Mindy
and Mindy you're made of
Mindy my maid of
Whoa
She is pretty
Lucky
What
You have had a friend like you
There it is
There it is Ben
Bring me the rice come on
Bring me the rice come on
Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between bring me the and pee in the.
Oh, no.
Jesus.
I don't like the look at those other carton.
This is so stupid.
I mean, I gave Barry up, right?
I should be happy for them.
It's complicated.
I'm happy for them.
Really?
No.
Oh, I guess it would be different if I were with somebody.
I should get that haircut.
What happened to forget relationships?
I'm done with men.
the whole penis embargo.
That's great.
I guess it's not about no guys.
It's about the right guy.
I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat.
You know, with the Paolo, that's all there was was heat.
The passion.
I mean, it was just this raw, animal, sexual.
Right, right.
I got it.
I was there.
Not for all of it.
I mean, do you think you can ever have both?
You know, someone who's like your best friend, but then also can make your time.
Dude, I mean...
I do. I really do. Very often, someone who you wouldn't think could curl your toes might just be the one who gets interrupted.
You were saying? Oh, yeah.
Hey, guys, how's the movie?
Suckfest, total chick flick.
Hey, man. There's some good-ass chick flicks out there. Hell yeah.
Watch 13 going on 30.
It's a beautiful time.
Watch care of the channel.
No, 17 again.
Yeah, we're going to go take a bath.
Yes, we are, aren't we?
Yes, we are.
They're still just friends, right?
I ship them.
And I will see you tomorrow.
That's right.
You're going to spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you?
Anytime someone says the word friends, we clap.
Is Aunt Monica get a say in this?
Please, Aunt Monica, please.
Oh, unclench.
You're not even going to be here.
Dude, Gordy's home.
George Pizza.
Hey, that looks...
I look at, New Yorkers.
I get it, New Yorkers. I get it.
I get it.
Do it right.
I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.
She really said that?
Well, I added the exactly like me part.
Loll.
That's your interpretation.
But she said she's looking for someone and someone is going to be there tonight.
Tonight?
Tonight?
Tonight.
Tonight.
You know, it's just going to be the two of us.
She spent all day taking care of.
of my monkey.
I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Do the monkey with me.
Well, I figured after work, I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to woo her.
Ooh.
You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.
Go woo your best girl.
We keep this up, honey, I swear, you'll be finished with this sucker by the end of the one.
Now the one in the feather boa
Oh,
now she used to be a man.
What?
Okay, oh, let's me now there's Raven.
We hate her.
We're glad she's dying.
What is this?
Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes?
No, you're not supposed to play.
Whoa.
You peed in there?
Oh, no.
Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?
Oh, no.
Don't stick your face back in it, Marcel.
You're a dignified young man.
Don't eat that.
When did you even do that?
No, Rachel.
Do do, do, shoe.
Little engagement gift.
Sure you didn't register for that.
No, do do, shoe.
Dude, this out for a while.
Rachel!
Why would you leave the door open?
You're watching a monkey.
Who died?
Oh, my God.
Oh, come on, roll him over.
Oh, well, you know, it wasn't Dexter.
Right, Marcel?
Because...
Ourself.
Dexter?
Ourself?
This is an alternate universe where Dexter is a soap opera.
How could you lose them?
I don't know. I don't know. We were watching TV and then he pooped in Monica's shoe.
Oh, no. The one she's wearing now.
Which one? The left one.
Which ones? Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
Oh, no. I guess she's not wearing it.
Why is the air in here so negative?
Sage at Phoebe.
Rachel lost Marcel.
Paul Santo, Phoebe.
Oh, no. How?
They pooped in my shoe
Which one?
Those cute little black ones I wear all the time
The right or left
That's a fun tie round
You're a monkey
You're loose in the city
Where do you go?
To the zoom, of course
First time out
So he's probably going to want to do some of the touristy things
Oh my god
I'll go to cats
You go to the Russian tea room
Oh my God
Okay we'll start with the building
You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth.
Oh, whoa, whoa, what am I going to do?
What am I going to?
I like Rachel's fit.
You stay here and just wait by the phone.
Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.
Oh, no, Rache.
I did it's all hands on deck.
That's great.
Yeah.
We're helping her out.
Marcel is the seventh friend.
What do you want?
Mr. Heckels, our friend lost a monkey.
Have you seen it?
I left a Belgian waffle out of you.
Did you take it?
What?
What?
Why would you leave your Belgian waffle?
in the hall a single waffle i wasn't ready for
black poochin monkey with a white face
with with russian dressing oh my
that monkey's gonna show up later how did uh how did it go to
great it went great really great hey is that one you want some oh i would love some
she's gonna chug the bottle i was uh kind of wanted to run something by you
you know how we were uh you know talking before about uh
oh relationships and stuff
Here we go.
I cannot do this.
Okay, quick and painful.
Oh, no.
His face, he's devastated.
Okay, all right.
All right.
Okay.
Ross, please don't hate me.
Oh, what?
What, what?
Oh.
You know, Marcel.
Yeah?
Kind of lost him.
Oh, no.
This is naked guy, P.O.V.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, Marcel.
Is he have the waffle?
How'd you get outside?
Part of me was like, well, at least he's in the building, but...
All I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
You know what? I guess it's partially my fault, you know?
I mean, I shouldn't have asked you to start off with a monkey.
Should have started you off with like a pen or a pencil.
Oh, my God.
Jeeps.
I'm doing everything that I can.
I've got everybody looking for him, and I can't...
Whoa.
Dude, Ross is in the David Burns suit.
Animal control.
See, I've even got animal control.
You called animal control?
It's illegal to have a monkey.
What?
You not like them?
Yeah!
Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.
Oh no.
I'm not allowed to have him in the city.
If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
Dude, Ross is an edgy criminal.
Somebody called about a monkey?
That was a complete misunderstanding.
Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we didn't.
It turned out it was a hat.
Cat, what did I say?
Oh, no.
We checked the third and fourth floor.
No one seen Marcel.
Marcel?
My uncle, Marcel.
Oh, is that who the monkey monkey?
named after you? Oh my god. No. Fibbe! Are you aware the possession of an illegal exotic is
a punishable lie up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal? You'd put that poor
little creature in jail. Yes, we do. Yep, Phoebe. Monkey is the criminal.
Do you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself?
Yes, but there isn't always time. Yeah, fair enough. Animal control. I feel like I've seen her
before. I like Phoebe's like little braid in the back. Also, killer bro.
I'm Monica Geller.
Oh, my God, you are.
Oh.
And you're Rachel Green.
What?
I'm a big fan of the show.
Louisa Giannetti.
Lincoln High?
Oh.
I sat behind you guys in, in Home Room.
They do not remember her.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Monica!
Were they not?
Louisa.
The Louisa from Home Room.
Yes.
Oh, no.
Not Home Room.
You have no idea who I am.
Oh, no.
Well, maybe that's because you spent
four years ignoring me.
Yeah, I felt like that was coming.
I mean, would it have been so hard to say,
morning, Louisa, or nice overalls.
Oh, nice overalls.
As an occasional coveralls guy,
I feel you.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
It's not so much you.
You were fat.
You had your own problems.
Oh, no.
Fat Monica.
But you, what a bitch.
Oh.
Oh, hello.
What?
You know what, be that as it may.
Do you think he'd just help us out here on that muggy thing,
you know, just,
For all time's sake, I could, but I won't.
But I won't.
If I find that monkey, he's mine.
Damn.
Dude, Chandler's wardrobe is off the charts.
Oh, it's fire.
Hi. Can I hear you?
Awuga!
We're kind of having an emergency, and we were looking for something.
Humana, how many?
A monkey.
Yes, have you seen any?
Oh, but...
Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Sure, sure.
Did you try turning the knob back the other way?
Of course.
Oh, man, no.
This is fun delivery.
Is there too much rum in here?
Oh, no.
Two!
We may not know anything about radiators, per se,
but we do have a certain amount of expertise
in the heating and cooling meal you.
Aren't we kind of in the middle of something here?
Yes, but these women are very hot and they need our help.
Wow, Joey trying to get us back on track.
We're sorry.
You have no idea how sorry, but we promised we'd find this monkey.
Joey being a good friend.
He's about yay high and answers to the name Marcel.
We could get some pictures of you.
You'd really be helping us on.
If we could get some pictures of you.
Oh, my God.
There it is.
There is.
Joey.
Adverable effort, but.
Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people
Walk it in
Something just brushed up against my right leg
What is it?
Oh, it's okay, it was just my left leg
Ah, my God, Phoebe
Oh, yeah, oh, Marcel, come here
Oh, come here, come here, step aside me
Oh, oh no
What are you going to do?
Just a small tranquilizer
Oh my God
Slow-com
Oh my god
It's like shaft music
Oh
We need more of this kind of music
In all media
It must be on our bum
Of course
Number one place, ow
It's number one place for a
Trank dart
A Josh trank dart
Ah
Ah, monkey and a banana
Oh
Kidnapped
Monkey Knapped
We've been all over the neighborhood
He's gone
He's just gone
Oh come on
It's cold, it's dark
He doesn't know the village
Now I have a broken foot
Oh right
Oh
Ross you know
I said I'm sorry like a million times
What do you want me to do
What do you want me to break my foot to his head?
I'm gonna break my head.
Ow!
Are you happy now?
Yeah, yeah.
You know, now that you kick the sign, hey, what?
I don't miss Marcel anymore.
Wow, dude.
I mean, I feel you.
No, no, this is just vintage Rachel.
I mean, things just sort of happen around you.
Oh no.
Totally oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings.
I don't even want to hear it.
No, you always, I forget it, okay?
Ross.
Oh.
Oh snap.
Hey!
I said to Giorno on his cover on.
I might be a bit of a Rachel, I guess.
Definitely have my own headland.
One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.
Clench Fess.
That's a great way to describe it.
Give me my monkey back. I don't have a monkey.
Then what's with all the bananas?
Potassium.
Hey, it is a good source.
Orsel?
Marcel. Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel?
God, this guy's house is crazy.
Did take the monkey. I thought it was, like, thicker hands. I grabbed him.
That's my monkey. That's Patty. Patty the monkey.
Come here, Marcel. Come on. Come here, Marcel. Come here, Marcel.
What? This is my favorite. No!
No!
All right. I want my monkey.
No. Oh, come on, Louise.
Sorry, Prime Queen.
You had to be a bitch in high school.
You couldn't have been fat.
Yeah, get Monica over here.
If you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life.
You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him.
Come on, Louisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here.
Oh, that's always a hard one to argue.
No.
No.
Well, then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend of the ass with a dart.
Checkmate, got him.
It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it?
Yes, or we can leave it on for now. That's fine.
Yes, let's do a micro sleepaway camp over there.
I wonder if it's not Marcel and he actually did have another monkey.
I mean, that would be a great piece of lore.
I'm sorry I was so hard on you before.
You know, I just...
Oh, Ross, come on. No, no. It was my fault. I almost lost your...
No, yeah, but you were the one who got him back. You know, you were great.
Yeah, man. Fought tooth and nail.
You still have that...
that bottle of wine, you
in the mood for something
grape? Oh, something
grape.
This is like schoolgirls
slash trench coat outfit they had her in
with the high socks and the plaid
skirt is wild. Yeah. I guess it
suits it though because like, you know, they're flashing back
to high school. I was thinking about
how mad we got
at each other before.
Oh. And
a leg rub?
I was thinking maybe it was partially
because of how we
Oh
Barry
Oh no
No
I can't do it
I can't marry Mindy
You mother
I think I'm still in love with you
God
She left you
She loved with the altar
Is he also wearing
Timberlands
We have got to start
Locking that door
Hell yeah
That was crazy
That was great beat
This is me in the sound of music
You see the Von Trap kids
No
That's because I'm in front of them.
Bummer.
Yeah, I thought that was an alp.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
I loved high school.
Like four years of parties and dating and sex.
Megan Kavanaugh.
I went to boarding school with 400 boys.
Any sex I had would have involved a major lifestyle choice.
Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago?
Oh.
Oh, oh, my thought sheka's waking up.
It does feel like a million years ago, and yet not that long.
know what's the funniest part of this show
the fact that no one else is on my couch
no one else man is their couch
people know that when the friends show up
you get out of there
you move right of the way
once you want smoke
season one episode 20
the one with the evil orthodontist
I can't believe you would actually say that
I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty
Mr. Salty is a sailor
all right he's got to be like
the toughest snack they're
I mean yeah
I don't know you don't want to mess with corn nuts
they're crazy
Want to get nuts
You want to get corn nuts
There's some creep out there with the telescope
Is he also the naked guy
I can't believe it
He's looking right at it
It's us the audience
I feel violated
And not in the good way
How do people do that
Oh you guys look
Ugly naked guy got gravity boots
Oh my god
Let's go
No
No
Y'all need a telescope for ugly naked guy
Years from now, school children will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
Oh, you could totally be ourselves.
We didn't have to play any games.
So have you called her yet?
Let her know I like her.
What are you saying?
What are that crazy?
Oh my God.
It's the next day.
How needy do I want to see?
Oh.
Right?
Yeah, let her dangle, man.
What a dangle?
It's crazy.
I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
What is this little locket thing, man?
that Phoebe wears all the time.
Call her.
90s phones.
I got her machine.
Are you answering machine?
No.
Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
Interesting.
This sarcasm is so good.
Why didn't you say anything?
Last time I left a spontaneous message,
I ended up using the phrase,
yes, indeedio.
Oh, no.
And you can't re-record in these days.
Oh, no, no.
It's Rachel and Barry.
No, no, no, don't everybody look at one.
Okay, they're just talking.
Does he look upset?
Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?
Oh, my God.
Don't do that.
What, what, what?
That man across the street just kicked that pigeon.
So much voyeurism in this episode.
And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Chandler House Rock.
How to go?
It's actually really great.
Took me to lunch at the Russian tea room,
and I had that chicken, you know,
where you poke it and all the butter squirts out.
Hey.
And then we took a walk down to.
Bendels and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel.
Ooh.
Was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers, and to generally
leave you alone, huh?
Oh no.
Yikes, Ross.
It was comfortable and it was familiar.
It was just nice.
That's nice twice.
Nah.
I mean, isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?
Duh.
Where have you been?
Yeah.
Keep up, Monica.
And he wasn't like.
orthodontist guy, you know?
I mean, we had fun.
Is there anything wrong with that?
Yes.
Good man.
I have my reasons.
Yes.
I have to explain myself.
The fact that he's engaged to another woman who just happens to be your ex-best friend.
How about the fact that Jelaine Maxwell's back there?
I'll go see him this afternoon and I will just put an end to it.
Wow.
Whoa.
No.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Great job.
I'm not crazy right.
I mean, it was never like that.
No, it wasn't.
What, did you go to love making school?
Oh, Danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine.
Give me a call when you get a chance.
Bye-bye.
What the fuck was that?
What, dude?
Why did you do that?
That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?
Hey, the pony.
Yes, yes, you did.
Yeah, clearly.
What was with the dishes?
I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.
What?
Why?
I might have some kind of life
like I haven't been sitting around here
honing for the last two hours.
I see, okay.
He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope.
Oh, my God.
This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment.
It creeps me out.
I feel like I can't do stuff.
I mean, yeah, that was pretty...
What kind of stuff?
Oh.
I'm not talking about sexy stuff,
but like when I'm cooking naked.
Hey, that's kind of sexy.
What?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Yeah, Chan.
Oh, Barry, this was not good.
No, it was.
I made sure of it.
What about Mindy?
Oh, way, way better than Mindy.
Bam.
Oh, no.
Way better.
What about you and Mindy?
Is that a different bra that's in your...
Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Thanks, Bernice.
Let's go away this weekend.
Oh, Barry, come on.
This is all way too...
No, no, we can go to Rupa.
Oh, no, the honeymoon.
When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon,
It was
It was really nice
He would have liked it
I had a bra
Uh
Uh
Yeah
Ah
Two bras
There's another bra on there
I think she's wearing
Right now
Oh
All right, Miss Green
Everything looks fine
Ugh
Yep
I think we're starting to see
Some real progress here
I'm 12
I'm not stupid
Yeah.
Nice one, kid.
Can I use your phone?
Yeah, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.
Oh, dude, trouble.
Yes, it's working.
Oh, no.
Oh.
No.
Why isn't she calling me back?
Maybe she never got your message.
You can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
You don't think that makes me seem a little desperate, needy, pathetic.
Ah.
I obviously saw my personal ad.
Lull.
Don't do it again, Chandler!
How many beeps?
She answered.
Oh, no.
I'm not going to talk to her.
She obviously got my message
and is choosing not to call me.
Oh, no.
Now I'm needy, I am snubbed.
Oh, Jesus, Chandler.
God, I miss just being needy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel you.
Hey.
Hey. How do you take it?
Pretty well, actually.
Uh, uh, rage.
How come you have dental floss in your hair?
Yep.
Oh, do I?
Uh-huh
We got in flosticuffs
He ended up having sex in his chair
You had sex in his chair
Record scratch
You had what?
You had what?
Sex in his chair
Thank you Phoebe
What were you thinking
I mean we still care about each other
There's a history there
It's like you and Carol
No no no
Well
Not exactly the same
if she said to you, Ross, I want you on this couch
right here, right now, what would you say?
If it helps, I could slide over.
Yeah, get out of the fantasy.
Totally different situation.
It's apples and oranges.
It's orthodontas and lesbian.
I got to go.
Oh, boy, Ross for him.
Hello, hello.
The way he leapt.
Very funny.
Oh
Hey, how are you?
Yes, I heard.
Congratulations, that is so great.
Okay, well, I'm...
Ha, ha, ha.
But if you want, you can, you can, you can come by if you'll see tomorrow.
Okay.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Nice physical comedy.
Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow.
Oh, she sounded really weird.
I gotta call Barry.
Oh, yes, you know.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Great physical gag.
Hi, it's me.
Oh, Mindy!
Ah, shit.
No, I figured that's where you'd be.
Yikes!
Oh.
There is no phone.
It's hit it.
Whoa!
Hell is filled with people like you.
I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me.
I mean, what else is it about?
This is my best friend, you guys.
you guys she taught me how to kiss
yeah
oh god
joseph now you know
I'm like I'm like the other woman
oh I feel so
naughty
yeah
yeah yeah slow down boy
okay I'm gonna go to the bathroom
will you watch my phone
want to you just take it with you
we haven't been on a second date
she needs to hear me pee
p
why don't you just call her
I left the message I have some pride
do you know no no
standing on the chair
there you go
Danielle hi hi it's
it's Chandler
I don't know if you tried to call me because
oh no I accidentally shut off
my phone
Okay that's that's fine that's great
okay she's on the other line
She's gonna call me back
Oh no
She's on the other line she's gonna call me back
Oh the dance
learn how to do it. Greg, Greg always knew how to do it as a kid.
Hey.
So what's up?
Um, we should really be sitting for this.
She got to invite Rachel to be her best woman, made of honor.
She's pregnant.
Is this a switcheroo?
Or are we about to get a very special dramatic episode?
Hey, I'm just going to ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
Okay.
Will you be my maid of honor?
Yeah.
That's a crazy ask.
You knew this is coming, Pete.
Of course.
Oh, that's so great.
Oh, no, I'm so worried.
That's all you wanted to ask me?
That's all.
Oh.
That's not all.
Oh, no.
Oh, uh, oh.
I think Barry is seeing someone in the city.
Uh, crap.
Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird.
And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Really?
As a matter of fact, you smell the same.
way let me give my perfume away from you when barry and i first got engaged he went through a whole
weird thing to oh god you see that's what i was afraid of what's what you're afraid of because you're
the one she was sleeping with when barry was engaged to you he and i kind of add a little thing on the
side wow oh my and when he proposed to me everyone said don't do it he's just going to do to you and
did you, Rachel, and now I feel
so stupid. This is wild.
Yikes, do you tell her?
Do you tell her?
Oh, you are so stupid.
Oh, no.
Oh, we are both so stupid.
What do you mean?
You should be a threple.
Smell familiar.
Oh, no. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, no, me. I am so sorry.
Oh, wow.
No, taking this really well.
Sisterhood. You'll love to see it.
Oh, my God, Joe.
That's a great man.
Yes, excellent.
Love to see it.
What a day for Joe.
Hey, you know our phone's not working?
What?
I tried to call you from the coffee shop.
There was no answer.
I turned it off.
Mother of God, I turned it off.
Oh, no.
So listen, I went across the street and talked to the door man.
I got the peeper's name.
A.
Heating device.
Radiator.
Five letters.
Er-da-d-dur.
Herd-derd-da-ha-ha-ha-ha- Nice, babes.
Sidney's a woman.
So she's a woman, so what?
Yeah, yeah, so what?
Look, I live across the street, and I know all about you and your little telescope.
Yeah, I can see you right now.
Hello?
If I want to walk around my apartment and my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like, thank you.
But that's not really the point, the, uh, the point is that mostly freeways, but occasionally...
Yeah, what's your workout routine, Joey?
She said you look very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Really?
Yeah, she said you look like Ingrid Bergman at there.
No.
Oh, you.
Stop.
Hey, you got a second?
Sure, sure.
Come on.
Hey.
Oh, shit.
Let's freaking go.
We are here to break up with you.
Dang.
Basically, we think you're a horrible.
man being and bad things should happen to you to the point yeah i'm an idiot i was weak i couldn't
help myself whatever i did i only did because i love you so much what which one what's bro
which one of us are you talking to there bear there bear you
mindy of course mindy it was always mindy i swear whatever i was doing i was always thinking
of you i don't know just give me give me another chance okay we'll start all over again
well we'll go back to a room but dude your room is you're like your main place
dude. I'm pretty sure I'm still going to marry him.
The guy is the devil.
He's Satan in a smock.
The truth is, at the end
of the day, I still really
want to be Mrs.
Dr. Barry Farber.
DDS. D.D.
Of course, yes. I hope you can find
some way to be happy for me.
And I hope you'll still be my mate of honor.
Exposure.
I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you
and Aruba.
Hey, you know, the heart wants what it wants, I suppose.
You know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice.
And now I know.
It's an interesting, like season long, loose arc.
Yeah, right?
There are so many different places since that first episode.
Oh, my God, Joey.
I just keep going.
I'm not even here.
Chandler?
Oh, my.
Hi.
Hi, everybody.
This is Danielle.
Danielle, everybody.
Everybody.
What are you doing here?
Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong.
Oh, no.
So I thought I'd just come down here and make sure you were okay.
Aww.
Oh.
I'm okay.
Maybe we could get together later.
That sounds good.
I'll call you.
Or you call me, whatever.
Exchange the right number.
Yeah, there you go.
Second date.
I don't know.
What?
She seems very nice and everything,
but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here just to see if I was okay, I mean,
How needy is that?
Oh, Chandler!
Brocef!
Brosef!
Gosh, dang it, Chandler.
All right.
Episode 21 and coming three, a two and a one.
How could someone get a hold of your credit card no?
I have no idea.
It's just such reckless spending.
I think when somebody steals your credit card,
they've kind of already thrown caution to the win.
Fair.
Wow, what a geek.
They spent 6995 on a WonderMop.
WonderMop.
WonderMop.
Ouch.
Hey, I'm with you, Mon.
WonderMops for life.
Marcel, stop humping the land.
Marcel.
Come back, come here, Marcel.
Oh, no, not in my room.
You've got to do something about the humping.
It's just a phase.
Well, that's what we said about Joey.
Oh, no.
Monica's dressed like Super Mario.
Let's just say my curious George doll is no longer curious.
Oh.
Oh, no.
This woman's living my life.
She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me.
What?
She buys tickets to plays that I want to see.
She buys clothes at stores that I'm intimidated by the salespeople.
Oh.
I mean, I could do all this stuff.
It's a big toaster of it.
Monica, come on, you do cool things.
Oh, really?
Okay, let's compare, shall we?
Oh, it's so late for shall we?
No.
Felt that.
She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have a...
my mother.
This is like Peggy when she discovers
Bill's, like, black barbershop
Peggy, like living just
like this wholly extraordinary life.
My agent thinks
I should have a name that's more neutral.
Joey, Switzerland.
That's great. That's funny.
I think it should be Joe. You know,
Joey makes me sound like, um,
this big. There are four black people in this shot.
Oh my God. Two contexts.
Joe Joe Stalin
Yes
Stalin
No no no no
Do I know that name
That sounds familiar
Well it does not ring a bell with me
Oh no
Chandler
You know that's pretty good
Huh
You might want to try Joseph
Stalin
A plus put that on a headshot
Joseph Stalin
Beautiful
I think you'd remember that
Oh yes
That is very, very funny.
By By Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.
Joseph Stalin is the fiddler on the roof.
Hi, yes, this is Monica Geller.
I believe I'm taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were.
I'm going to tap class.
Hey, tap it up.
So that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card.
This woman's got my life.
I should get to see who she is.
Go to the post office.
I'm sure her picture's up.
This is madness
It's madness
I tell you for the love of God
Monica
I'm doing
Excellent
Thank you
Yes
I'd like to thank the Academy
You told Jennifer
Anderson was trying
to have to break there
Which one day you think she is
May I help you
Oh no thanks
We're just here to observe
You don't observe a dance
You dance
Let's go
Last time there was some
Empty yoga containers
lying around after class
Let's not have that happen again
Yeah
She can be you
Clear out that activia
Yeah
Damn
Damn, all right
Okay, I'm not getting this
Got a little bit of tap in high school
I was in 42nd Street
We had a little bit of a tap number
Give it
Damn, all right
All right, yo
Let's go, Rache
Hey
What?
You just click when they click
just like that
when I move you move
just like that
now everyone grab a partner
and my dead
mother said
oh my god
I'm with Rachel
it's gym class
all over again
oh
that's all right
you can come up
to the front
and dance with me
is it the teacher
it's okay
it's okay I'm here
oh no it's her
so who's the new tense girl
she's your partner
I'm Monica
oh
Monica
Monica
Hi, I'm not, Nana.
Manana.
It's Italian.
It's Dutch.
I spent three years in Amsterdam.
Markik, Desa, Donzvani.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Pennsylvania, Dutch.
I also spent time in Pennsylvania.
Oh, Phoebe.
Look at her.
Yeah.
Get it, Phoebe.
Hi.
I just got back from the vet.
She's not going to make you wear one of those.
plastic cones, is she?
She says Marcel's
humping things, not a phase.
Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity.
Oh, no, buddy.
He beat you.
She says as time goes on,
he's going to start getting aggressive and violent.
What?
Oh, no.
So what does this mean?
Gordy's home.
I'm going to have to give him up.
I wonder if it was just too much trouble
to always have a monkey around
wonder if they're like
this is going to be a fun gag
and then one season later
they're like
oh we can't keep this stuff
we love this monkey
oh see no evil
you know he'll speak no evil
that's great
isn't there any way
you can keep him
no
no the vet says
that unless he's in a place
where he has regular access
to some monkey loving
just gonna get vicious
I've just got to get him
into a zoo
or get another monkey
how do you get a monkey
in a zoo
I know that one.
What?
No, that's Pope's into a Volkswagen.
What?
Loll.
Naturally, our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, you know, like San Diego.
Oh.
Dude, we do have an epic zoo down in San Diego.
If you're into that sort of thing.
My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.
Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach.
I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Parties you can just take...
Parties, dude.
It's probably you can just take Marcel to a vet.
Because he's illegal.
Yeah.
Did you call the cops?
Nope.
We took her to lunch.
Ah, your own brand of vigilante justice.
Huh.
Are you insane?
This woman stole from you.
She stole.
She stole.
She's a thief, I say.
After you're with this woman for like 10 minutes, you forget all that.
She is this astounding person with this amazing spirit.
Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader.
Oh.
Take off their hats.
Hope's in a Volkswagen
Hey
By the way
Tomorrow we're auditioning
For a Broadway show
What
There's an open call for cats
I'm thinking we go down there
Memories
No no no
Remember who you're dealing with here
Come on mona
It's time to get jellicle
I can't even stand in front of a tap class
Well that's just probably because of your Amish background
Oh my God
Well you're Pennsylvania Dutch right
Oh my God dude
I used to be just like you
And then one day, I saw a movie that changed my life.
Oh.
Do you ever see Dead Poets Society?
I thought that movie was so incredibly boring.
Lull.
I need to rewatch.
It's been so long.
I walked out of there and I thought, now that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.
And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Damn.
Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Hey.
What are these ladies are comedian from the 90s?
I've never seen her before.
Yeah, she's got to be somebody, right?
Oh, God.
We didn't get into Scranton.
Oh, he just scratched his tail.
That was like our safety zoo.
Like dogs and cows.
Aw.
You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
Ha!
You're kidding.
Apparently, he is.
was this Russian dictator
who slaughtered all these people
you'd think
you would have known that
you know you'd think I would
you sure would
what do you think a good stage name
for me would be
Flame boy
World Industries
Flame on Flame boy
Oh my God
or Wet Willie
Let me ask you some questions about
Is it Marcel
Yes sir
Does he fight with other animals?
No, no, he's very docile.
Even if he were cornered?
He's in Simpsons mode right now.
How is he handling small objects?
He can hold a banana if that's what you mean.
What about a hammer or a small blade?
What are you prepping for like monkey bites?
What the hell?
Why would he need a blade?
If he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns,
you've got to give the little guy something.
Otherwise, it's just cruel.
It's insane.
What are you prepping him for?
He got out of San Diego.
What?
Yeah.
Did you hear that Marcel?
I mean, San Diego's all very well and good.
But if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you 20% of the gate.
Oh, my God, dude.
Jesus.
Where the hell have you been?
Monica and I just crashed in embassy party.
I'm so drunk.
Uh-huh.
Hey.
Monica, you know what you could have called.
I've been up here.
I've been worried.
Monica.
Oh, my God.
Monica.
You have the fridge.
Monica.
What a rule!
What are rules?
This is a little necronomicon on there still?
You're going to lose your job.
This is not you.
No, it is me.
Oh.
When I'm with her, I am so much more than that.
I'm a manana.
Manana, baby.
Mona, nah, nah.
Getting drunk in the day, if you're feeling all right.
Monana, it's for you.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Yeah?
Her friend die or something?
Oh, my God.
Oh, Christ.
They've arrested Monica.
Oh.
Monica, no.
He's coming, man.
She's stealing credit cards, probably identities.
Hey, hey.
How did you know I was here?
I'm Monica Geller.
It was my credit card you were using.
That I was not expecting.
I want you to know it wasn't me.
who turned you in oh thanks no thank you this is a very interesting turn who's going to take me to the big apple
circus i started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women and you're worried about who's going to
take you to the big apple circus that's her real name no you're going to go back to being exactly
who you were because that's who you are not necessarily yes necessarily i mean i don't know what it is
Maybe it's the Amish thing.
Well,
I'm not actually Amish.
Then why do you like that?
Oh.
Good question.
Fair enough.
Why are you like that?
Yeah, keep on tapping, Monica.
Yeah, come on, Monica.
Get loose.
Get free, girl.
You in the back.
You're getting it all wrong.
At least I'm doing it.
Hey, that's the spirit.
That's the spirit, honestly.
you're trying she's trying
I feel you Monica
we love you for trying Monica
absolutely have a little fun
okay bye champ
now I know there's going to be a lot of babes
in San Diego
yes
there's also a lot to learn
I don't know what to say
Ross it's a monkey
damn
see what you feel
so Marcel I'm hungry
Marcel is too
he understands
Marcel, this is for you
Just, you know, something to
Do on the plane
Little toy
I'm really going to miss you
I'm never going to forget about you
Never going to give you up
Never going to let you down
You've been more like a bill
Oh
It's the final
hump down
Do you do
Oh
Just take him away
Just take him
Oh, buddy
it's easier this way
just got to rip that bandaid
but you're a big
ball man
break free Marcel
is Sean Mullins
Hi I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio
name Holden McGroin
Holden McGroin
is wild
Holden McGroin
It's freaking bonkers
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Yeah.
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All right.
Here we go.
It's episode 22.
We're near in the end, people.
It's crazy.
We're almost there.
Craziness.
All right.
One, a two, and a three.
Tell him, please, shut up.
Tell me what?
Last night, I had a dream.
that you and I
doing it on this table.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Excellent dream score.
Dream score.
It's because she never got her
lick back.
Because you saw her,
she didn't see you.
I wish I could remember my dreams.
Was I any good?
Well, you were pretty damn any good.
Oh.
Interesting, because in my dreams,
I'm surprisingly inadequate.
It's anxiety, man.
Well, last night, you seemed to know
your way around the table.
Hey, hey.
I love it when we share.
The shift from the magazine into that was very,
was very fun.
I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Is that it?
I'm sorry, it was a one-time thing.
I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious.
Yes, it was the astral plane.
Anything could happen, all right?
Hello, Rachel.
Uh-huh.
Hello, Rachel.
Can you see me operating a drill press?
I don't know.
What are you wearing?
That's all I see.
James, why would you want to operate a drill press?
Just for some short-term work.
You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.
I taught this massage yourself at home workshop.
Oh.
And they are.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You're out of work.
Hey, hey, Chad.
She could work for you.
Thanks, Joy.
That's a good idea.
I love the friends have synced up their work schedules together.
Yeah.
It's like time off.
It's like sticking up your class schedule in college.
I could be a secretary.
Well, you know, Phoebs.
I don't know if it's your kind of thing because it involves a lot of being normal.
Wow.
Damn.
I could do that.
Neurotypical.
old Chandler.
What are you playing with?
Oh, it's my new beeper.
What the hell is a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Is it like for dinosaur emergencies?
Yes.
Help, come quick.
They're still extinct.
Huh.
No, it's for when Carol goes into labor.
She can get me wherever I am.
You know, all she has to do is dial 55 Jimbo.
A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid.
Ha ha ha.
All right.
I'll see you guys later.
Off to see young Ethan.
Maybe my kid 55 Jimbo.
I feel like the CEO of the Pager company is probably the most sad.
At the trajectory of time.
How young is young, Ethan?
Young?
Okay, he's a senior in college.
Hell yeah, let's go.
And this man child has no problem with how old you are?
No, of course not.
It's not even an issue.
How old are you?
Because I told him I was 22.
Oh, I can't pass for 22.
Well, maybe 25, 26.
I am 26.
Oh, there we go.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
You got some latitude.
See, that'll stop when you pick up the phone.
Bing's office
That's a little Jennifer Coolidge
No, I'm sorry
He's in a meeting right now
Oh wow
Will he know what this is in reference to
Andy has your number
All right, I'll see that he gets the message
Bye bye
I love his screen saver
Well now I actually have to get to work
Most likely
Most likely
I'm gonna be out there
Okay
All right
Bye bye
Bye bye
Her hairstyles are crazy.
Yes.
What you doing?
Trying to get my work time.
I don't understand.
I mean, you've been dating this guy since, like, what, his midterms?
All of a sudden, are you so...
Oh.
Uh-oh.
What?
Could tonight be the night?
Uh-oh.
Things happen.
And they happen.
You don't plan these things.
I want to make a little.
bit. I want to make up with you.
Oh, so you're like, yeah.
Uh huh.
Oh, oh, oh, this is it.
Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
Yeah, hi, it was just beeped.
No, Andre is not here third time today.
Yes, I am sure.
No, sir, I do not perform those kind of services.
Oh, my.
Yeah, you want 55 jumbo.
Hey, jumbo.
Oh, no, believe me, you don't want
me judging by his number i'd be a huge disappointment oh no damn everyone was so so nice
see it pays to know the man who wears my shoes me yeah no i didn't tell anybody that i
knew you why not well because you know they don't like you oh no oh we're channel who doesn't
like me everyone oh what are you talking about don't
Feel bad.
You know, they used to like you a lot.
Then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're all like Mr. Bossman.
You know, Mr. Bing.
Mr. Bing, Bossman, Bing.
Boss Man being the man.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, yeah.
They even do you.
Oh, no, they do you.
Could that report B any later?
Oh.
Could I be any more of a house?
The hills are alive with the sound of music.
That's great.
Oh, they ribbon on them.
My scone!
My scone!
Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.
I just did it!
That is so not... that...
Oh, shut up!
That's great!
I should go...
Okay.
To the bedroom.
Oh.
Ooh!
Okay.
Oh.
unless what what unless you want to stay over i mean i'm going to so yeah yeah i'd really like that
oh let's get it great you drink that wine for you spill it what's going on what's going
before we get into any staying over oh you a virgin there's something you should know is this like
i have an early class tomorrow or i'm secretly married to a goat no well i mean i haven't
ever um
yeah are you a virgin
if that's what you kids are calling it these days
then yes i am
oh bloody
very charming
i've kind of been waiting for the right person
oh oh really yeah
you do know i i was talking about you right
oh man this is a moment
but she's about it though this what's up
i feel like that could freak some people out for sure
that's true
good on monica for being
cool you read about it you read about it even when you practice it at home man
it is nothing like that you told me something that was really difficult for you and um
oh no if you can be honest then i can too oh shit oh shit oh shit i'm not 22 i'm i'm 25
and 13 months 26 but i figure you know that shouldn't
change anything i mean what the hell does it matter how old we are i hope are you're gonna hate that
as long as we're telling stuff oh shit dude you're not a virgin not actually a virgin i'm a little
younger than i said what oh no how old are you actually you're not a senior well i'm senior
oh no he's 18 or 17 in high school oh my god cover up box
Bunks! Bongs!
What, please?
Oh, God, I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
I just had sex.
And it felt so good.
How could you not tell me?
Well, you never told me how old you were.
Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states.
Oh, Jesus.
48?
What were you thinking?
I wasn't thinking.
I was too busy falling.
Don't say it.
Enough with you.
Oh, no.
Really?
Oh, no.
no.
Where is this
gonna go? Oh, no.
I'm like those women that you see with
shiny guys named Chad.
Ew. What? I'm
Joan Collins. Oh my.
The hell is Joan Collins.
Who? Oh,
no.
We're all looking up
Joan Collins after this.
It's like I know the name and I know
I've seen Joan Collins but I couldn't explain
the context right now.
You told me about the last dream.
Was I doing something particularly
saucy?
awesome.
All right, fine.
Well, you were not the only one there.
Oh, shit.
Joey was there today.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Oh, no.
Tell me, was it like you and Chandler and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?
There were times when it wasn't even me.
Wow.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
How are we going to take it?
Of course.
Of course.
It's the 90s.
Mon Ethan called again
Uh-oh
What were we doing here?
Mon Mothma
What
Ethan called again
Are you not seeing him anymore
No
This has nothing to do with the fact
That he needs a note
To get out of gym
Oh no
Oh my
Lord
Listen next time he talked to him
Could you ask him
Which one the strongest
Power Ranger
Oh no
Oh my life is just so amusing
Can we drop it now
But who is the strongest
parent.
It's morphine time.
Stegosaur!
Tyrannosaurus!
Yes, you know,
Serratatol.
Triceratop, Sabertat,
Tiger.
Go, Copeland.
Oh, I got a birthday
party with some work people.
Work people.
No, no.
Nobody told me.
That's part of the whole,
you know, them not liking
you, extravaganza.
Extravaganza.
Yeah.
A month ago, these people
were my friends, you know?
I mean, just because I'm in charge
doesn't mean I'm a different person.
Well, then you should come tonight.
Let them see what a great guy
you still are.
Yes, this will go well.
Oh, but, um, can we not go together?
I don't want to be the geek who invited the boss, you know?
Yeah.
I think last night was great, you know, the karaoke thing, Trace and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Okay.
But they still made fun of you.
You know, now you're more like, you know, Mr. Caring boss.
Mr. You know, I'm one of you boss.
Mr. I want to be your buddy, boss man being.
No.
I want to be your buddy boss, eh?
You know what, Chandler, I think you just gotta face it.
You're like the guy in the big office.
They still say you're a great boss, but they're not your friends.
damn dude but i just want to you can't but i just accept it chandler you have friends
all right look i got to tell you something i'm not 17 i only said that so you think i was cute
what i'm actually 30 what i have a wife i have a job i'm your congress the hell
ha ha ha monica this is ridiculous we are great together it's icky you're actually gonna
throw this away because it's icky get the ick if you were a few years older or i was a few years
you're younger or we lived in biblical times oh it's a great callback like could these margaritas
be any stronger oh jesus listen about the weekly numbers i'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock
you have to give you something you know some people are going to be working this weekend
You're trying to plant yourself under subconscious?
Oh, snaparino.
It's no fair.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh.
What's Ross?
Hey.
There he is.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Jesus.
Oh, Christ the Lord.
Ross.
I'm here.
Oh
We were just
Oh
What?
What?
Oh, no
Great, now I'm having a baby
What?
I'm having a baby
I'm having a baby
I'm having it
With the fall
The fall, I don't the phone
Oh my God
dude
Ross
I'm hurt
I'm a hurt
Oh no
Is that
Is that authentic?
Come on now, people, woman in labor.
Hey, Ross, look what I got going here.
Yeah, save him for the cat, okay?
That's fun.
I love his Chandler fit.
God, I can't believe that I'm going to be in hand.
I'm going to have like a nephew.
That's nice.
Get out.
Get out.
Move it.
Oh, Ross.
What a sweet moment.
All right.
Penultimate's coming up.
People three, two.
And a friend in you.
She's not here.
She's having my baby and she's not here.
I'm sure everything's fine.
Has her water broken yet?
I don't know.
But when I spoke to her,
she said she had already passed the mucous plund.
Ugh.
Do we have to know about that?
Joey, what are you going to do when you have a baby?
I'm going to be in the waiting room, handing out cigars.
Perfect, Joey.
Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50s.
I don't believe this.
I mean, she could be given birth in the cats.
Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably in, like, $2 for the first contraction, and then in 50 cents each additional contract.
What, it's okay when Chandler does it?
You have to pick your moments.
Oh, did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Oh, my God.
Oh, she's not even here yet.
Oh, what's with the guitar?
Well, I just thought we might be here for a while, so, you know, things might get musical.
Hey.
Hey, what the hell of you been?
Oh, we stopped to the gift, Sean.
The gift, wow, wow.
I was looking at stuffed animals and Susan wanted to chunk me.
Oh, Susan wanted to the chunk.
You're having a baby, okay, a baby.
You don't stop for Chunky.
I used to have that bumper sticker.
You see what I mean.
Stop for a Chunky.
Let it go, Ross.
I got an extra one.
You want this?
B- Elsa, Ross.
Yes.
Dress for less, Ross.
Yes, I want a Chunky.
Give it to me.
Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing?
Dr. Franz Blow.
Hi.
So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby.
Huh.
I see you nine months pregnant.
That's a good start.
Bye
I love them
Each one's like a little party in my
They're every four minutes
And last 55 seconds
59 seconds
Quartz
Swiss courts ha ha
You say rose courts
Yeah
Am I allowed to drink anything
Ice chips, just ice chips
They're at the nurses station
Oh my
Chips, get your ice chips
I'm getting it
I'm getting it
Everyone wants to be
I thought you might like some ice chips
Oh my God
killing
If you need anything else, I do not believe we have met, huh?
Oh, my gosh.
I'm Rachel Green.
I'm Carol's ex-husband's sister's roommate.
It's nice to meet you.
I'm Dr. Franzblatt.
I'm your roommate's brother's ex-wife's obstetrician.
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, wow.
Oh, no.
Sit right on her.
Oh, well, we're here.
Oh, not yet.
Man, if this is now, it would be a CGI baby.
I want a baby.
Not tonight, honey.
I got an early date.
One of the ones that
The Flash saved
Oh, okay, because we never do that
Shoot, shoot, shoot
Or just fall down, that's good too
Nick fan? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy, do they suck.
Oh, my.
Hey, listen, lady, yeah, whoa.
Is that the...
Janine Garofalo without glasses on?
Look at you and Ewing.
I thought it was the chick from King of Queens for a second.
Or Leah Remini?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah? And who do you like?
Selvick.
Is that her?
They couldn't hit a boat
Wait
They suck, all right
Shut up
You know
It's a rebuilding you
You want
We're building here
We need a father over here
We need a father
There's no father
Whoa
You can be the father, Joey
It's a divine conception
I'm fine
I'm oh
Oh
Okay
All right right
Right this way
All the other pregnant women
seem to be going in here
Oh no
They're yelling at you
And you don't know
why you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry
crying you cry and you cry oh look twins my guys oh cute cute
no fair twins i don't even have one how come they get two you'll get one
go snatch one when we're 40 if neither of us are married what do you and i get together
and have one oh oh why won't i be married when i be married when i'm
40 oh geez no I just hypothetically okay hypothetically why won't I be
married when I'm 40 seriously is there something fundamentally unmarriable
about me well oh no geez dear god this this parachute is a knapsack
it's a bindle look at you dressy dress did you go home and change well it's an
important day I want to look nice has a doctor friends blob been five
You better go.
No, I haven't seen him.
Well, where is he?
He is supposed to be here.
See if he needs your assistance.
What if the baby needs him?
Duh.
What is the deal with you and doctors anyway?
It's like your father a doctor?
Yeah, why?
Oh, there it is.
No reason.
Doctor daddy issues.
We've been through this.
No, I am not calling him.
I don't care if it is this kid.
The guy's a jerk.
No, I am not alone.
Joey's here.
Joey, of course.
What do you mean, Joey, who?
Tribiani.
Joey Tribiani, yes.
Gee?
She wants to talk to you.
Oh, my.
Hi, yeah, it's me.
It's me, Joey.
No, no, no, no.
We're just friends.
We just met.
25.
An actor.
Hello?
Oh, no.
She's not much of a phone person.
Yeah.
Very funny timing.
What's a deal with this father guy?
I mean, if someone was having a...
my baby somewhere i'd want to know about it you know nick finn am i interested in your views on fatherhood
on no wowie okay uh look maybe i should just go maybe you should oh geez and uh
take care huh oh buddy you know what the celtics problem is they like the players run the team
oh that is so not true oh it is it isn't it is oh no he's just love in the pool 13 12 11
Remember, we're doing it for Jordi.
Just keep focusing on Jordi.
What the hell is Jordi?
Jordi?
Your son.
We all agreed.
My son's name is Jamie.
Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordan.
Oh, geez.
What do you mean back to Jordy?
We never landed on Jordan.
We just passed by it during the whole Jesse Cody Dylan fiasco.
Oh, my.
What is it?
Leg cramp, leg, cramp.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Whoa.
You get the sleep with her.
I get the cramps.
Jesus
I want both things out
You're not making it any easier
That go
Thanks a lot
See what you did
Yeah
Listen out
That was great
Can't pull that fast one
Breathe
Oh no
Ugh
Something exploded
It's just a water
Breaking calm down
Will you
Water breaking
What do you mean
What's that
Water breaking
Water breaking
Breathe
Breathe breathe
Breathe
How is this my fault?
Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
Oh,
and you know what your problem is?
You're so threatened by me.
Everything I'm threatened by you.
Oh no.
You'll get locked in here.
There are children coming into the world in this very building.
And your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing.
So just stop all the yelling.
Yes, Susan.
no don't make me do this again i don't like my voice like this yeah oh no okay who wants to hear something ironic
that's probably for the best honestly oh good is falling in the bits oh oh jesus fuck freaking ross
his physical comment is really so good is falling in bits
No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, we're going to find them.
And until we do, we are all here for you, okay?
Okay.
All three of us, all two of us.
Oh, my gosh, Rachel.
There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, geez, bro.
Push him out, push him out.
Harder. Harder, harder, harder.
Pump it, pump it, louder.
Push it real.
She has a guitar
I like her
I like her timbs
Their bodies
Did she have that when they came in here?
Yeah
Okay
Yeah Ross is great
He's a
What do you mean this might be your only chance
I'm only 26
I'm not even thinking about babies yet
Oh my God dude
Oh Christ
No
Lull, good timing on that.
Where have you been?
Oh, I just had a baby.
We had a lot of camera switching on this episode.
Yeah.
I don't know, it could be an hour, could be three, but relax.
She's doing great.
So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
I think she just took the...
No, not at the moment.
No, I'm not.
No, are you?
No, no, it's hard enough to get women.
to go out with me what right yeah i've heard that about cute doctors no no really i suppose it's
because i spend so much time you know where i do uh well for instance what do you do i'm a waitress
okay all right well aren't there time when you come home at the end of the day and you're just like
if i see one more cup of coffee oh no my dude no you're guy
Okay, that's fine.
No.
Oh my God, dude.
So how did you know I was even here?
Your mom called me.
So is this her?
No, this is a loner.
I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
It wasn't by myself.
I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy.
So did you see you won the game?
Yeah, Knicks by 10.
They suck.
Yeah, you're not so bad.
you left an impression on her
come back in the future season
that is a wild terrifying balloon
dude
imagine if it just started walking
and just came at you
I was gonna say
ending a Ghostbusters
that giant baby bottle balloon
when this day is over
you get to go home with the baby
okay where does that leave me
you get to be the baby's father
there's father's day
there's mother's day
there's no lesbian lover day
every day is lesbian lover day
geez
this is so great
This is so great
Do you want to explain that?
I mean, well, because when I was growing up, you know, my dad left
and my mother died and my stepfather went to jail,
so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one.
Yeah, nice.
Three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over
who gets to love it the most, not even born yet.
It's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.
That's a great reframe, Phoebe.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, you were fighting.
Where are they?
I'm sure they'll be here soon.
Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.
Relax.
They are.
You only had nine centimeters and the baby's at zero station.
You were really frightened me.
Somebody want to help me trying to rip out my heart.
Callie Ma.
That's great.
Anybody seen a nipple?
Uh-huh.
All right.
Ten centimeters.
Time to start pushing.
But they're not here yet.
I'm sorry.
I can't tell the baby to wait for it.
Oh, hold it.
Oh, my gosh, clamping it.
Oh, let's go.
Okay, got the Ben open.
Hi, I'm Ben.
Hi, Ben.
It's Ben to the rescue.
Get you up there.
Give me your fun.
Come on, man.
Okay.
Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vet.
Oh, golly.
Oh, no.
It's open.
Oh, my God.
There's left to there.
Wait, you forgot your legs.
Thank you, Gavin.
Taylor.
Jumping around.
Long story, honey.
All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing.
I need it.
Excuse me, can I have this?
Oh, boy.
There's a few too many people in this room.
There's about to be one more.
So anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go.
I was about to say.
It's kind of crazy that they're all just allowed to be in here.
Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
out
all right he's crowding here he comes
well let me see i got to see i got to see oh
pass out oh oh it's it's huge
carol how are you doing this
oh my you're doing fine you can't can't
Ross Ross dude
what do you see stand back bro we got shoulders we got arms we get oh look at that
little the finger oh a chest
And a stomach, and it's a boy.
Definitely a boy.
Lull.
Feet.
Oh, oh.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
He's here.
Wow.
He's a person.
Oh.
Oh, so funny.
Oh, so sweet.
Kind of like my uncle Ed covered in jello.
Uh, kind of like Danny DeVito when he came out of that couch.
Guys, he's beautiful.
Oh, thanks, Phoebs.
Ha, ha.
That's great.
That's funny.
No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.
How about Ben?
I like Ben.
How about Marcel?
Ben's good.
How come you never mentioned Ben before?
We just cooked it up.
Can we come in?
Yeah, come in, come.
Oh, little baby.
Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet.
This is Ben.
Oh, hi, Ben.
Hi, Ben.
This is everybody.
Everybody.
Susan, he looks just like you.
Thank you.
God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
I know.
I still am one of these.
Ross, can I?
They're head.
Oh, buddy.
I'm your aunt Monica.
Kids, I am.
I'm your aunt Monica.
I will always have gum.
That's fun.
Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I'm, I may not be around, um, like this.
But I'll still always come back, like this.
Uh-huh.
Sometimes I may be away longer, like this.
Aw.
But I'll still always come back.
Like this.
But sometimes I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this.
Aw, they're all looking at us.
Ben.
Ben?
We are all Ben.
We are Ben.
Hey, Ben.
Nothing.
I don't think that's his name.
He's closing his eyes.
Oh, look.
He's opening his eyes.
This is fascinating.
You guys want to get some coffee?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll see you guys later.
Aww.
Aww.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Leah Remedy, yeah.
At the season finale coming.
Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.
Oh, it's done.
All right, gang, three, two, one.
Who's little Ben nodding off?
Oh, look at it, Monica's little boy.
Uh-oh.
Got Ross's hair cut.
Oh, let me see.
One where Rachel finds out, what?
You must just want to kiss him all over.
Oh, no.
You're not the only thing that gets all over.
That would be nice.
Uh-huh.
Pardon?
Nothing.
Just a little extra air in my mouth.
Psh.
Pff.
Huh.
Hey, Chan, can you help me out here?
I promise I'll pay you back.
Oh, yeah, right.
Okay, including the waffles last week.
You now owe me 17 trillion dollars.
I will, really. I'll pay you back this time.
Pay him in waffles.
And where's this money coming from?
I'm helping out down at the NYU
Med school with some research.
What kind of research?
Just, you know, science.
Donating your body?
Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
Oh, no.
It's a fertility study.
Hey.
Please tell me you're only donating your time.
Really? I mean, I just go down there every other day, and at the end of two weeks, I get $700.
Wow.
You're going to be making money, hand over fist.
Uh-huh.
Okay, we've got the coal slur.
We got the bun.
Got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows.
turkeys oh wow
men are here wow
manly men doing
menly things
we make fire
the men they run
the grill and they will also run
the cook meat
then put out fire
by peeing no get invited back
oh no
friend Chris Brown
oh okay
so how are things going with you two
is she becoming your special
someone
she's pretty great
what does she think of your little
science project
no
what do you think I'm gonna tell her
Girl I like that I'm also seeing a cop.
Well, man's got a point.
Eh, hey.
Well, the tough thing is she really wants to have
with me.
Crazy.
How dare she?
I can't.
I still got a week left to go in the program.
And according to the rules, if I want to get the money,
I'm not allowed to conduct any personal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Oh, we know.
We always know what you mean.
Yes.
Hey, how long did you think?
this barbecue is going to last.
I'm going to China.
What?
It's for the museum.
Someone found a bone.
We want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone,
so I'm going over there trying to persuade them to give us the bone.
It's a whole big bone thing.
Maybe have a bone loan?
I'm going to be gone for like a week.
You want to reach me, you can't.
So here's my itinerary.
Here's a picture of me.
Oh, let me see.
Mm-hmm.
Take it to Carols every now and then and show it to Ben just so he doesn't forget me.
Yeah.
Hi, Ben.
I'm your fault.
Oh, I am the head.
Oh.
Alright, this barbecue is going to be very fun.
Hey, is Rachel here?
I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Oh, no, she's out having drinks with Carl.
Oh, Carl.
Hey, who's Carl?
You know that guy that she met at the coffee house?
No.
We'll see.
There's this guy that she met at the coffee house, right?
The nuclear power plant.
So you do know who he is.
Hey, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guy.
Hey, you know what?
Bones story
I have to go to China
The country?
No, no, this big pile of dishes
In my mom's breakfront
Yeah
Let's see, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, no
Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight
How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?
Oh no
Damn
Forget about her
He's right, man, please move on, go to China, eat Chinese food
Of course there they just call it food
Yes, yes, of course.
Give her this for me, okay?
We're just looking out for you.
I know.
We want you to be happy.
And I may only have a couple beers in me, but I love you, man.
Hey.
Aww.
I'm still on my first.
I am fond of you, though.
I just think you're nice.
Anyway, that's when me and my friends started this whole fruit basket business.
We call ourselves the three basketers.
Hey.
Wow.
Like the three musketeers only with fruit.
Yep, thanks Joey
I didn't get it before then
Oh
Chandler's reactions are so great
How's it going? How you held it up?
Well, not so good
She definitely thinks tonight's tonight
We're going to complete the transaction
If you know what
So have you ever thought about
Being there for her?
What do you mean?
You know, just be there for her
Not following you
If you know what I mean
Oh my god
The classical label is so different
Okay, guessing this is from...
Oh my goodness.
Thank you, Melanie.
She's so excited.
Here's from me.
Okay, travel scrabble.
So many bars.
Thank you.
Oh my god, you throw this away.
This one's from Joey.
Feels like a book. I think it's a book.
It's a book.
And it's a book.
Oh, it's just...
Places you'll go.
That book got me through some tough times.
through some tough times
yep
there is a little child inside this man
yes the doctors say if they remove it he'll die
Pilots Joey around
who's it's from
wowie dude
very nice
got its own camera
it was like months ago
it was just like when my grandmother
had when I was a little girl
well sure but can you play it on a plane
This must have cost him a fortune.
I can't believe he did this.
Come on, Ross, remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
What did you just say?
Oh, geez.
Oh!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yo.
Crystal duck.
Uh-huh.
No.
The love part.
Chandler
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That's good, just keep rubbing your head.
That'll turn back time.
Yes.
You're done goofed, Chandler.
I mean, this is unbelievable.
I know this is really, really huge.
No, it's not.
It's small, it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee.
It's wee.
I don't think any of our lives are ever going to be the same, ever again.
Uh-oh.
Is there a mute button on this woman?
Yep.
Well, what else did he say?
I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
Yep.
All this time?
Well, I've got to talk to him.
Yeah, he's in China.
The country.
The country.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, he left to go to China.
His flight doesn't leave for another 45 more minutes.
What about the time difference?
From here to the airport?
Yes.
Yes.
You're never going to make it.
Well, I've got to try.
Oh, man.
Run.
Go to him.
Rachel, what are you going to say?
do i don't know well then maybe you shouldn't go he's right because if you're just gonna like break
his heart that's the kind of thing they can wait jes i don't know maybe i'll know when i see him
here look all right does this help me bring him that back look all i know is that i cannot wait a week
until i mean this is just too big you know i just i've just got to talk to him i've got to okay
i'll see you later no deal with me first lull
Oh, right.
You shall show me?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, I don't have one.
I just need to talk to my friend.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You are not on the jetway unless you have a boarding path.
Oh, no.
Fighter.
Would you please, uh, just give him a message for me?
What's the message?
I don't know.
Uh.
Sir, sir, excuse me.
Sir.
Oh, Christ.
It's from Rachel.
She said that she loved the present and she will see you when you get back.
Oh, she.
shit, this poor guy.
Oh, for God's saying, I don't know what she's talking about.
There's no, Rachel.
Don't give me that deep freeze.
Oh, deep freeze.
Joey, Joe.
I think I blacked out there for a minute.
It was nothing.
Well, now we got to find something fun for you.
Uh-oh.
You know what?
Just tell her, dude.
Just tell her.
Forget about me.
Let's give you another turn.
Dang.
Me again?
Sure.
Why not?
Why not?
Oh god, dude
Somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow
Hey
Joey, you are nothing like I thought you would be
How do you mean?
I don't know, I guess I just had you pegged
As one of those guys who are always me, me, me
You're a giver
You're like the most generous man I ever met
I mean, you're practically a woman
Oh my
Lesbian Joey
Les Joe
You want to save this wrapping paper
I mean, it's only a little bit torn, so are you going to go for it with Ross, or should I just throw it out?
Huh.
I don't know.
Thought about it?
Thought about it all the way back, and, uh, guys, you know, it's Ross.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's Ross.
You'll know it when you see him.
I don't know.
I mean, this is just my initial gut feeling.
This is, oh, I'm thinking it'd be really great.
Oh, my God, I do.
Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law.
The best point is that you already know everything about him.
Well.
Yeah, but, you know, it would be like starting on the 15th date.
I mean, when you're at the 15th date, you know, you're already in a very relationship-y place, you know, you're committed.
Oh, no, don't deter her.
Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?
Why isn't it working out?
I don't know.
Sometimes it doesn't.
Is he not cute enough for you?
I take his person.
Maybe there's someone else.
Is there someone else?
Yeah, is Frickin' Barry going to come back?
Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?
Who's you got a point?
I was right.
I guess the girls would have not have known this whole time.
Hey, big spender
Big spender
So how to go
You know how you always think you're great in bed
The fact that you'd even ask that question
Shows how little you know me
Last night
I couldn't do the thing that usually
Makes me great
So I had to do all this other stuff
Oh my
And the response I got
It was like a ticker tape parade
Oh my
Yes I know as it happens
My room is very very close to the parade route
It was amazing
And not just for her.
For me, too.
It's like I was able to appreciate it on another level.
What a concept.
I didn't know you had another level.
I know, neither did I.
That's gross, baby.
Hey, great skirts.
Birthday present?
Yeah.
From who?
From you?
I exchanged the blouse.
Oh my God, dude.
Well, it's a thought.
Tis.
Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours at gate 27B?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, no.
I have been thinking about it and I've decided this whole Ross thing.
It's just not a good idea.
Why?
Because I feel like...
Oh, my God.
I wouldn't just be going out with him.
I would be going out with all of you.
Oh, there would just be all this pressure.
No, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure.
No, you're doing it.
You're adding there right now.
Okay, I was a tainty, but weird at first, but I'll be good.
I promise.
Did you do something extravagant?
Who is it?
It's me.
Carl.
Come on up.
Carl
Hi, my brother's back
Jeez
It's exactly the kind of crazy thing
He won't be hearing from me
Lull
America's run of
700 bucks
All right, you did it
Do we have any fruit
Man, hell of a two weeks, huh?
Really?
So you're going to stick with this
It's all for her thing?
When a blind man gets his sight back
Does he walk around like this?
Mm-hmm.
You could incorporate what you learned during your period of blindness.
Mix it up.
If I see one more picture of Ed Bagley Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm going to shoot myself.
Damn.
It's just that guy.
I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
Uh-huh.
Excuse me, please.
I'm trying to have a date here.
Fine.
Just stop thinking about me.
A...
Can't do it, can you?
Ooh.
Jump scare.
So I'm thinking about you.
So what?
I don't get it.
What do you see in this guy anyway?
It's to be a very nice.
I mean, come on, buddy.
Get a real car.
Jeez.
Hey, man, Ed Begley's been out here riding for environmentalism for years.
I've been in love with you since like the ninth grade.
You're like my best friend.
I know.
If we broke up and I lost you.
What makes you think we're going to break up?
Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?
No.
You can say that by any relationship, really.
To happen once.
Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other.
So the only question is, are you attracted to me.
Focus.
I don't know.
I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.
We'll start looking.
You kissed him in the laundromat.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh.
Woo-hoo.
It isn't even there.
It's been a real kiss, though.
And this is fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fantastic kiss.
So much charm, this man.
You're right.
The Riz.
You know what?
I forgot.
I'm supposed to pick up a friend at the airport.
I am so sorry.
I'm so...
If you want to stay and finish your drinks...
I got...
I got to go.
I'm sorry.
But...
Oh, man.
But he's so nice, though.
He's so nice.
Pardon me.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Uh.
Kobe.
Oh, no.
Will you let it go?
There's no Rachel.
There's no Rachel.
Is he coming back with like a...
I got that.
Oh, no.
What?
No!
No!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, what?
Wait for you to me my friends.
Oh, no, no, they will.
No, no, they will.
I just, uh...
She looks...
Come on, they're gonna love you.
She looks so familiar.
She doesn't grow up to be Mrs. Chen, does she?
From the Venom movies?
Kind of looked like her?
Oh, this is where any here?
Oh, Rachel, no.
On a hangar of her?
of the cliff wow and we get a reprise of the theme not bad season one day your week your month or
even your what a freaking yeah i want to be there for you at the airport okay that's wild
okay who do we yeah she looked familiar i don't know i've seen her before oh my gosh jay gross is
doing oh my gosh friends we made it to the end of season one of friends we did it guys
Got to be a little bit expedient today.
But, yeah, this was, oh, my God, we got there.
Oh, rushy poo.
But, yeah, guys, thank you for watching these final six episodes of season one.
A friend.
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Make sure you're going.
Ring that freaking bell.
Also, we want to thank people over at Prepper for cutting down these highlights.
So people on YouTube can come see them also.
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Make sure you can go on Google or Spotify.
So we've got a lot of time today.
I feel we thoroughly enjoyed this.
Oh, yeah.
And, yeah, we're going to get to the questions straight away.
Yeah, without further ado.
Pretty much most things.
I feel like, you know, it's a sitcom.
I feel like what you guys want to talk about is the best stuff to jump into first.
Oh, yeah.
Take it away, or should I?
Take it.
All right.
The thing.
Tara, Tara, now that you have finished season one,
have your thoughts about any of the characters changed from the first six episodes you watched.
did anything surprise you this season?
Can't wait to continue watching as you follow the journey
of these beloved characters into season two.
Hand, Heart, right back at you.
How are you feeling about the characters from then to now?
Huh.
Oh, man, I think you just really get more endeared to them
as you go along, you know?
I feel like their personalities are firmly defined
once you watch them, but then just seeing them
through the situations, you just get more endeared with them,
as you do with most people as you get to know them.
I feel like Monica got a little bit more defined.
You know, she's a chef, she wants to break free.
I think the episode where she had the credit card thief as a friend really gave us a little bit more insight into her, the fact that she wants to be more than what she's been.
And then also the episode with her arc with the high school guy was fun.
But yeah, I'm starting to see some more fun shades of her.
and yeah for the most part everyone doesn't feel too different but i don't have a problem with that i guess
joey grew for a second when he you know learned some skills some oral skills uh in that final
episode there but yeah man that's why i feel it with you yeah the fun thing i think is that you have
both the strength of their archetypes and the cores of the characters but they're also able to
maneuver a lot within that and so like joey actually frequently surprises me because he does
a character like that who's like
he's not like
exaggeratedly dumb but he's like the
the most puppy dogish
of the group
but he does have like you know
a lot of particular convictions
and points of view and stuff like that
and there are times where you're like oh interesting
like Joey is the voice of reason here or
at least Joey is
somebody who might actually not be
as like you know
gung ho hedonistic as he might
present
so I don't know
just certain temperings with the characters, I think, are the fun surprises.
And then, yeah, watching as people, you know, indulge and maybe, you know, go a little off the deep end a la, like a Monica with that guy.
And they're both lying back and forth about their circumstances and whatnot.
Yeah, I would agree.
Like, my assessment of our thoughts about the characters hasn't, like, done a huge change.
Because I think part of the art of a show like this is how to keep them similar, like, rooted enough.
to be comforting and also changing
enough to be interesting.
And so far I think that they've just drawn
a nice portrait of these people
and there's some stuff about the writing
and the next question that pertains
to this. But I mean,
yeah, I guess the thing that surprised me about the season,
I guess, is the serial
notes, you know, the way
it handled stuff like
Rachel and Barry
and Ross and Rachel and the sort of
long game of that is something that I know
is part of the show, but like even
in season one, like the serialized
elements are things where I'm like, oh, wow,
interesting. I wasn't expecting that
so much in an episodic show
like this. And then also I think the
surprises in the form of like guest stars.
We just learned off camera, Alex was telling
us that like Phoebe, her sister
characters, like from another show, like
literally. No, I think Roxy was telling
us. Or Roxy, yeah, yeah. It was like
from another specific show.
And then you had like George Clooney and Noah
Wiley showing up as ER doctors
incidentally. You know,
stuff like that.
So yeah,
not that I didn't expect guest stars,
but yeah,
Phoebe has a very dark backstory.
Yeah, surprisingly dark.
But yeah,
it's really fun day to,
you know,
behold the journey
and I'm excited to see
what they grow into.
Yeah,
I think also,
quickly before we're going
to the next question,
I liked Ross,
finally getting to become a dad,
and I'm looking forward
to seeing more of that
the next season.
But the maturity of him
and his wife's lover
kind of being able to come
to, like,
cool temperatures,
to be like, you know,
co-parental was nice
to see. Yeah, and just like, I don't know,
I guess there's stuff in this season that has
aged in a way, you know, it's always like, oh, it's from the
90s, so stuff is going to be dated, and yes, there is some stuff
that's dated, but, so a lot of the conversations
they're having and, like, the dynamics
that they're discussing,
like the stuff with Joey's dad
and stuff with that girl that
Chandler's dating who wants to be, like,
open, you know, non-monogamous
where, like, things like that
that are way more common to hear disgust now.
And I'm like, oh, shit, we were talking about this
even back then in a major television sitcom.
It's, like, those things are interesting.
And they do, it's, like, there's the charm and the fun of the show.
But there's also like, yeah, they're talking about life, too, you know?
So it's pretty interesting.
I think so, too.
Heck yeah.
Nikki Sonorissa, what is your take?
And thank you, by the way.
On the scene between Phoebe Ross and Susan,
you just brought up in the closet at the hospital.
I've always found that scene so telling about Phoebe.
character she's one of my favorite characters because she reminds me of myself always trying to be
the fixer and seeking and finding that family among her crew despite all the hardship she's been through
she's always able to see the positive side of things yeah i agree and i really like that scene i
really liked um that episode i thought was really great and i thought they really used the crescendo
of voices and cross-talk and discord and just you know overlapping nerves and feelings you know
to, you know, it creates this overwhelming air
and you really feel the two, you know, warring perspectives
between Ross and, you know, his wife,
ex-wife's partner there, whose name I will commit to memory.
That seems really great, and I thought, yeah,
the way Phoebe really re-contextualized that in the moment
was a lovely character moment that also worked really nicely
as a dramatic beat in general and brought them back around.
such a night like that could easily have been slim and saccharin but it was a really lovely like yeah i grew up
in such a dysfunctional place and so to have a bunch of people who were so charged up about creating a good
life for somebody like even that conflict is a beautiful thing and even the the heights of this
fight that you guys are having is like for good reason yeah no i thought they they did a really good
job of executing that whole
scenario and the fact that
it stemmed from Phoebe trying
to help and tell them, like, stop
fighting and then force them a situation
where they had to sort of work through
their issues.
I mean, they, yeah, they ultimately
were on the same page by the end of it.
But yeah, I think that Phoebe
offering her levity
and the change of perspective into how
they were handling this
situation with the baby name
and just the tension they've had to the entire
season. It was a really nice, like, button-end to that whole journey that led us up to this
point. And, yeah, I think Phoebe is a really, she has a few different shades. We know she's
a lot of comic relief. I think all of them are funny in their own ways. But she's, like,
sort of oblivious sometimes, sort of literal sometimes, and then also tries to.
Woo-woo and New Agee a lot of the time. Yeah. Woo-boo and New Agee tries to bring some levity or some
some semblance of joy or feeling with her music as well so the fact that you know she was
there with them and helped them aid and even unintentionally inspired the name of their baby i thought
it was was all great i thoroughly enjoyed that that scene i think out of well i don't i don't
preserve that that answer but once we get into it but yeah i would say that out of the six
is my top or half of the six episodes we just watched yeah yeah 100% and uh i love that you know
character like that who has a lot of comedic qualities can also be a source of wisdom.
Exactly.
You know, 100%.
Also has their own wisdom.
And that makes her feel more real, even though she is one of the more, you know, humorous characters, for sure.
Senarrak, just finished your watch along for the first six and had fun with you both.
I'm so glad to hear that.
And thank you for chiming in.
Thank you, truly.
It's so nice and necessary to enjoy things together right now.
Absolutely is.
Okay, question.
John, you mentioned after the...
the first six
readying yourself
to take notes
on the writing
for your own interests
and I'm wondering
after the first season
if there are any major
lessons in the writing
you'd take into your own work.
Ah, I mean, yeah,
I'm, I'm, I am,
I guess because, you know,
we're consuming
and sort of responding
to the context and the story
and the flavors of the comedy
and all that stuff.
You know, I, you know,
would certainly love to go back
and just focus in on writing.
But I am, yeah,
fascinated by just
the ingenuity of sitcom writing
in general and the way that, you know, this show
even in the first season, and I'm sure
that I imagine the first season is not like the top
rated season, even if it's a highly rated season
just because, you know, I feel like it usually takes
a season or two to really start getting
into that like quintessential stride
for a lot of shows. But yeah,
I thought this was really strong and fun overall
and the way that they're able to pack a lot
into 22 minutes is
really fun and, you know,
kind of mystifying and obviously,
there's a lot that rides on the performers
but you know it's in the writing
too and I think they know well when to
be you know straightforward and
realistic versus you know humorous
and where to place a punchline and where to do their
wordplay and you know how to harness
the voices of the characters
I think a lot of notes I would take on this are sort of
in how to balance serial
elements with episodic elements
because obviously every episode
is the one where a new episodic
situation happens minus maybe
a two-parter but even those have
episodic subplots.
So yeah, it's stuff like that, you know, the way they've laced Ross and Rachel as well as
the, like, there are a few sagas that have happened over the season.
There was Rachel and Paolo and there's the Rachel and Barry back and forth thing.
And there's Ross and, you know, his little blossoming family unit, which is very unique.
And so, yeah, things like that.
Or just devices like trapping Chandler in that bank, you know, the way they come up with games
to play across the episodes.
so many notes to take and I feel like the more we
go the more I'll kind of be able to observe
that but yeah
I feel like I have a lot of broad strokes because
again you're kind of working all sides of your brain
but I do you know appreciate
the tradition of comedy writing like this
that is so tight and compact
and still manages to
throw a little wisdom throw a little heartfelt throw
a little bit of the right kinds of absurdity
you know yeah man
that's awesome yeah and Aaron
did not pay one iota of
attention to the writing at all I don't think about
the writing so just in the moment
no like I guess to add
a little bit yeah I wholeheartedly agree
the fact they're able to find
these distinct voices
for these six characters while having them
all in there at the same
time and having them intersect
in individual story arcs where two of them
repaired off and I like that this is a type of show that we can
get all different pairings
and it can work and those different flavors
and dynamics come out within each of their
individual relationships I think that
is a testament to how strong the writing is here and also the fact that yeah we can get a variety
of different types of situations and it doesn't feel stale at all and we are able to have these
larger arcs yet spread them out even if it's scenes that sort of just kind of end rather than
having a conclusion yeah like a thing of the scene where rachel wakes up no no no not even that
one where Barry just barges in and then
he's in their apartment just ends
I was like how did that scene end?
Like what does he just walk out after that?
But yeah I think they do
a great job of having
those kind of strange beats but
don't linger on it too long for you
for us to continue the story in another episode
or another scene so yeah I'm
thoroughly enjoying it and I am
now conscious of the fact that notes should be
taken so I'm now taking mental notes
there you go there we go
we're going to have a tone by the end of the show
right j rushed and closing us out on the q and a who's your favorite side character
ooh that's a good question yeah yeah i mean you know yeah i think you have to shout out to
janus yeah she's like the most frequent one oh the second most frequent one third most
week one yeah you got to really be game to play that role and i know that janis is the butt of a lot
of jokes but i also think that the game of janis has a character and the thread of her and chandler in
this season was very funny
100%. And then, yeah, like fun
Monica was a very fun one.
I'm trying to think of who else. Leah was
really fun. Leah Remini, yeah, it was a very
fun one. Coney was fun.
I mean, obviously, yeah. Hank
his area, I thought was a really fun.
I hope he comes back at some point,
maybe. I could see that happening down the
line. John Levitts. It was fun to get
Harry Shear in here. Yeah, John Lovitz was a
great one. And let's
see. Let's see. Harry
Shearer
Simpsons of voices
Because yeah, he's like
He's Flanders, there you go, and smithers
And Kent Brockman
A lot of the deeper voices you're used to hearing
Yeah, and there's more than that even
But yeah, there were a lot of good ones
I didn't say Janitor John Levitz are my favorite
And then Clooney's probably a third
Yeah, yeah
That was just a fun kind of way to watch them
You know, interface with a different
type of, you know, Titanic Network telly at the time.
But yeah, appreciate you guys.
Leave us your favorite side characters down below.
And, God, that one bit was, was, was, God, there was one bit here.
It was like cracking me up.
Which one?
And now it's eluding me.
But yeah, these are really funny.
These were very charming.
And, God, oh, it was in those middle episodes.
And I made a note of it and it'll come back to me at some point.
but there was something we were like cackling about
there's so many things we watched 24 episodes
but yeah these were really fun the characters the acting
even watching and kind of figuring out how they must have edited
these together and stitched them together from the live audience
to the you know final edit is really fun and yeah like the heart of it
it's got just enough you know lightness and levity to be you know a fun
oh you know i love the guy upstairs too the guy upstairs is really funny
Oh, yeah. His bit is him with the monkey. He had me killed. I'd be dying. Yeah. He's so fun. He's a really funny character. So yeah. Yeah, this has just been a joy. And yeah, the, you know, long running stuff is nice for getting us like long term invested. But yeah, just like the strength of the actors, the writing, all the stuff is really fun. Yeah. I know. I've thoroughly enjoyed every character that we've gotten to meet over the course of our 24 episodes. No, obviously some episodes you like more than other.
but all of them got laughs out of the both of us which you know is a testament to a great show you know
this show is like 30 years old some comedy just is timeless some comedy remains to hit and i think
that's a great thing i'm thoroughly enjoying the seasons or at least the first season and obviously
kind of how you said it's only goes up from here because as you create more seasons you get more
defined with your writing and then you can find other places for your characters to go
which only creates better situations and more defined moments for each of the characters so
yeah i i really love that i remember what it was now also fun trivia facts this is the first
appearance of the rachel haircut and it was the friggin joseph stolen bit that that cracked me up
is that the one you're talking about freaking funny yeah yeah yeah yeah and then whatever his
goofy name at the end is this is a joy this is a blast and i can't
wait to get into season two
tugging my grind or something like that something like that yeah tugging my groin yeah
tugging my groin oh god okay guys that'll be it for us today thank you so much for
watching us on our friends journey in season one and we'll see you back in on season two
