The Reel Rejects - Extended Version: FRIENDS Season 1, Episodes 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, & 12 REACTION!! FIRST TIME WATCHING!!

Starting point is 00:00:00 Thank you to Shopify for sponsoring this video. More on them in just a bit. Buddies and besties of the Reject Nation, welcome back. I'm your friend Aaron. Hey, I'm your friend, Johnald. And today, we're going to be continuing our friend journey by watching episode Friends. Episode Friends. We're watching episode Friends, episodes 7 through 12.

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Starting point is 00:01:46 Phoebe Buffet. That's your last name. I want to start with a song that's about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. Coffee? Oh, no. oh okay thank you very much daughter darkness oh snap citywide oh okay back up generators ah what a predicament for chandler a little predicipoo

Starting point is 00:02:15 that was a fascinating move toward the half wall there yeah Also, as always, there are time stamps in the description. Got it. If you want to jump around to the one with your favorite one. Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out. Dang. Electros of foot.

Starting point is 00:02:41 Pants and a sweater. Why, mom? Who am I going to meet in a blackout? Lull. Power company guys, eligible looters. Just keep you warm. I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. What's my number?

Starting point is 00:02:53 I never call me. I fair, you know. Valid. Oh, my God. It's her. It's that Victoria's secret model. Something, something Goodacre. Hi, mom.

Starting point is 00:03:03 It's Jill. She's right. It's Jill. Lull. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atre. That is the part to focus on, you idiot.

Starting point is 00:03:16 It's a foyer or a corridor. I'm just stuck at the bank. An ATM vestibule. Jill says vestibule. I'm going with vestibule. Vestibule with the bestibule. no i'm not alone i don't know some guy oh some guy some guy hey jill i saw you with some guy last night yes he was some guy i wonder how they filmed this they do a great job of pairing the audio

Starting point is 00:03:43 with his motions yeah i wonder if they must have taped wow joey hey very handy Mazotov And officiating Tonight's Blackhead is Rabbi Tribionic La Chayem Chandler's old roommate was Jewish

Starting point is 00:04:00 And these are the only candles we have So happy Hanuk Everyone Oh look Ugly naked guy lit a bunch of candles Sexy

Starting point is 00:04:08 I used stay roasting This naked guy He crossed the street Hey man Wow What did you Oh no Is he doing some wax play

Starting point is 00:04:18 Over there Oof Do something Just make contact smile oh okay you're still smiling oh no oh no let it go we'll stop the smile

Starting point is 00:04:33 would you like to call somebody yes i'd like to call you later oh no got to call my friends are you okay yeah i'm fine I'm trapped in an ITM vestment with Jill Lutiger. Oh, my God, dude. What? I'm tricked.

Starting point is 00:04:57 Oh, God. Oh, no, Chandler. I have no idea what you just said. Put Joey on the phone. He knows, side mouth speak. I'm tricked in an ITM versus wheel with Jill. where he's trapped in an ATM vestibule with chill good anchor where is he boy the old mill chill good acre

Starting point is 00:05:27 yeah like that thought never entered my mom lull do you go to her make your move chan man okay um senior year of college on a pool table dying my weirdest place would have to be the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library. Hell yeah. What were you doing in a library? Uh.

Starting point is 00:05:50 Scouting. Heybbs, what about you? Milwaukee. Disneyland. It's a small world after all. Wow. Yeah, the ride broke down. So Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children.

Starting point is 00:06:09 Oh, geez. Sex. And they fixed the ride and we were at the ride. And we were at the ride. never to return to the magic kingdom uh oh rachel all right uh the weirdest place would have to be the foot of the bed what but wow scandalous that's a very specific region i'm surprised you didn't fall off had a relationship with that kind of passion you know where you have to have somebody right there in the middle of a theme park well it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line

Starting point is 00:06:43 All right, well, see, I mean, Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course. Aw. I mean, do you think there are people that go through life never having that kind of... You know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. Yeah, there you go. There you go, Ross. Eventually, it kind of burns out. Hopefully, what you're left with is trust and security and, well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbian is... You make a good lesbian, Rachel.

Starting point is 00:07:09 But I don't think that's going to be you. See, I see, uh, big passion. your future you're so great do we just forget about the kiss situation like and we haven't acknowledged it since it happened and then never will again nope it's never gonna happen hey what are you doing joey what are you what are you dripping wax on that thing what you and rachel oh no why not hmm because you waited too long to make your move and now you're in the friend zone did friends Friends invent a friend zone?

Starting point is 00:07:46 I'm taking my time, all right? I'm laying the groundwork. Infrastructure. What's messing you up? The wine, the candles, the moonlight. You just got a go to tour, and you got to say, look, Rachel, I think you're... Whoa. We're shushing.

Starting point is 00:08:02 We're trying to hear some. What? Don't you hear that? The room tone. Ah. It's like that guy on Instagram that tells people jokes that don't make sense and then makes them explain it. Yeah. Do you like some gum?

Starting point is 00:08:24 Oh, is it sugarless? Sorry, it's not. Oh, then no thanks. If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it. Oh, God. Just be a normal person, Chandler. Okay, here goes.

Starting point is 00:08:41 You gonna do it? I'm gonna do it. You want me to help? you come out there you're a dead man what's the weather like in new york city where he can wear a t-shirt and he can wear a turtleneck that's a good question joey runs hot hey where you're going outside no you can't go out there why not because of uh the reason hubestank yes you got a promise you'll never ever tell ross that i told you about what he's planning your birthday boy no god oh my god i love him and you better act surprised about what

Starting point is 00:09:13 what my surprise party oh lord why do you just lie joie ah this is so typical i'm always the last one to know everything i was the last one to know when chanler got bit by the peacock at the zoo i want to see that episode when you had a crush on joey when he was moving in what oh snap looks like i was second of last hey hey i have a question oh well for a while now i've been wanting to um Yes, yes, that's right. Oh my God, no. Oh my God! Oh, my God!

Starting point is 00:09:55 Oh, no! Oh, no, cat! Oh, Jesus! Oh, my God, no! Oh, God. No! No! No! I do love a background gang.

Starting point is 00:10:09 Oh, poor kitty. This poor little Tootie is scared to death. Tudy is scared to death. We should find his owner. All we just put the poor little Tudy out in the hall. During the blackout? Should I get trampled. Yeah. You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.

Starting point is 00:10:24 Oh, God. Why would you say that? Could have said gum would be nice. Could have said I'll have a stick, but no, no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. We just found this cat and we're, and we're looking for the owner. Um, yeah, it's, uh, it's Mike. Huh?

Starting point is 00:10:42 He seems to hate you. Are you sure? Yeah, it's my cat. Give me my cat. Oh, no. Now, wait a minute. What's his name? Um, Bob Buttons.

Starting point is 00:10:50 Bob Buttons. Uh-huh. Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons. You are a very bad man. You owe me a cat. Whoa. I like your crooked painting, dude.

Starting point is 00:11:05 Like your bed, deadpan delivery. Here, kitty, kitty. Where did you go? A little kitty, kitty, kitty. Let's get a jump scare going. Come here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, I want you to meet my friends. Oh, crap.

Starting point is 00:11:33 He's holding on his arm. He doesn't speak much English. Monopoly! Monopoly! The cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny? That is funny, and Rachel keeps touching him. Oh boy, Ross.

Starting point is 00:11:55 I love his button sweater thing. This is Phoebe. Hi. Phoebe, also be beautiful. If you're all so bea, I can almost decipher some of that. What next? Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.

Starting point is 00:12:12 It's got a... No. You're overthinking a dog. Oh, oh, a bubble, not a spit bubble. Wow, dude. Why is there so many pieces there? Okay, it's okay. Just tell her that you're shy and nervous.

Starting point is 00:12:28 Put it back. There are so many gums. Why there are four or five pieces? No, that's not yours. Good safe. We're back on track and I'm chewing someone else's... someone else's gum oh yeah and now you're choking oh no oh my god this is so embarrassing saved my life thank you that was that was perfection uh-huh

Starting point is 00:13:01 Look the moon. Look at the stars. Look at all the things bellow. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. Blah, blah. Lur-l-l-l-l-l-l. My God, you guys, what am I doing?

Starting point is 00:13:15 What am I doing? This is so on me. If you want, I'll do it. Ha, ha, ha. We'll take turns. Hello. Hi. Rass.

Starting point is 00:13:25 Rass. Something you should, uh, should know. Rachel and I are, are, we're kind of a, kind of a, kind of a thing. kind of a thing wow ross you have the sex no focus technically the the sex is not being had but that's uh the point is that uh well rachel and i should be together you know and if you get in the um in bed no uh if you get in the way i would be well very sad Mmm. Mm.

Starting point is 00:13:59 So do you, um, saviche? Do you saviche? I'm glad they went to a more private part of this open room to have this conversation. Do you know the word crap weasel? No. That's funny. You are a huge crap weasel. Wow. Thanks.

Starting point is 00:14:18 I mean, I get it, but he seems like a nice guy. Yeah, he can do nothing. Okay. Ready? Oh. Oh. ha or if that's that real chick's name oh god be good chandler oh this is becoming a ring on ah it sucks minus 46 minus 47 thank you black out kind of spooky without any lights

Starting point is 00:14:48 count babo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this probably isn't the best time to bring it up but you have to throw a party for monica that's good that's good i liked it well goodbye channel i had a great blackout jill conic see ya larry hankan cosimo fusco jeez i'm account number 7143434757 and uh i don't know if you got any of that but i would really like a copy of the Hey. Jeez. Well, you can do with it.

Starting point is 00:15:48 It's to prove we were there. All right, gang, episode A, here we go. Hey, Gorgeous. How's it going? One where Nana dies twice. You're not dating anybody, are you? Because I met somebody who would be perfect for you. Oh, no. You see, perfect might be a problem.

Starting point is 00:16:07 Had you said codependent or self-destructive? Perfection. He is cute. funny he's a he well yeah uh i just like okay i'm just gonna go

Starting point is 00:16:23 flush myself down the toilet now oh thought that counts good looking at right you're trying to be a good friend good wing woman is that ridiculous can you believe she actually thought that um

Starting point is 00:16:35 well it's a long fork what i've never seen that before oh well i mean when i first met you you know i thought maybe possibly you might B. Oh. You did? Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breast, so then I figured maybe not. Damn. I mean, the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? I did. Yeah, I think so. Hey, man, I've been there. So, uh, what is it about? You're smart, you're funny.

Starting point is 00:17:02 You got so smart and funny. Do you ever think that about him? It's all those vests you wear. Okay, I don't know. You just, you have a quality. Yes. equality good because i was worried you guys were going to be vague about this rachel it's paulo calling from rome damn bonjourno caro me oh my god so he's calling from rome i could do that just got to go to rome get me out of red eye you can do it buddy monica your dad just beefed in but can you make it quick talking to rome

Starting point is 00:17:39 talking to rome hey dad what's up oh god oh no Ross, it's now Jeepers I look like he's about to talk again like cut that scene I mean I guess yeah they must tape it and then trim it in the edit

Starting point is 00:17:56 How's she doing? The doctor says it's a matter of hours How are you mom? Me? I'm fine, fine I'm glad you're here Oh, are you? What's with your hair? Oh my God

Starting point is 00:18:08 Mom What's different? Nothing Maybe that's it Wow. You know what I love? Her sweet and low. She was always stealing them from, from restaurants.

Starting point is 00:18:21 Mrs. Galler. Damn, it's a very special episode. She looks so small. I know. Wait a minute. Well, she's with Pop Pop and Aunt Phyllis now. Is that Chloris Leachman? Goodbye, Nana.

Starting point is 00:18:35 Nah, I don't buy this. Bye, man. Oh, hello. Yep, yep. Double take you know how the nurse said that that Dana had had passed well she's not quite oh no she's not past she's present she's back she's back this almost never happens huh oh my god oh wow oh this is weird this is gonna this is just keep on her face His physical emphasis is magic.

Starting point is 00:19:20 You guys okay? I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel... Maybe that's because she's not really gone. No, no, she's gone. We checked a lot. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get this feeling that she's like right here, you know? I feel his reaction.

Starting point is 00:19:40 Got a chill just now. I don't believe any of it. that i think when you're dead you're dead you're gone your worm food damn joe so chanley looks gay huh uh huh fascinating what a transition i thought it was gonna be a closed casket well that doesn't mean she can't look nice it is a very grandma i look in house the pink walls and all the random pictures how they did yeah how did they get that in there oh ross what do we do it how deep is that closet my god here's my retainer uh-l i was just thinking when my time comes i want to be buried at sea cool

Starting point is 00:20:29 everyone says jack gellar so predictable maybe after i'm gone they'll say buried at sea huh we should all be so lucky keep them on their toes in my final moments i'd like to be burnt at a stake on a steak just like you know shoot me up with morphine fire me up i'm sorry about yesterday i uh no no don't worry about it believe me apparently other people have made the same mistakes oh okay few few your wardrobes too what do you think it is about i don't know but you just have a quality right yeah because you and lull would have a great couple go all with them anyway just to see financial services lowell that's who you saw me with what he's cute oh yeah there's no brian in payroll be uh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha point is that if you were gonna set me up with

Starting point is 00:21:22 someone i'd like to think you would set me up with somebody like him well i think brian's a little out of your league wow shot's fired excuse me you don't think i could get a brian oh my god let's do it believe you me i'm really not their posters in the break room are fascinating you know whatever we picked she would have told us it's the wrong one you're right we'll go with the burgundy hey i'm coming out wait need shoes

Starting point is 00:21:59 oh my god that little like house drawer thing could we see something in a slimmer heel or not a midway it's like a little main street i have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy unless we go with a different dress no no no

Starting point is 00:22:16 wait I may have something in the back oh let's go open the attic oh okay oh shit

Starting point is 00:22:27 all her Sweden loves she put a bit a box just Nana stuff no There are candies in there, too. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:22:49 That's fun. That's absurd. Like a little bit of absurdity in there. Are these the shoes? Yes. I can't find my bearings most mornings. Palo sent them from Italy. We don't have shoes here.

Starting point is 00:23:03 Whoa. Well, don't we look nice all dressed up? It's stuff like that, isn't it? in his american cycle look on yeah plus that scarf damn he's ready to go get some videotapes right and then return those videotapes get people a line out here come here sweetheart you know i think it might be time for you to start using night cream oh my god mom chill we're gonna have a dual funeral today oh no my new pillow shoe Oh, I hope they're not ruined.

Starting point is 00:23:43 No, you don't. You hope the opposite. Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost, I don't know, almost life. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, dude. How did you not see that? I'm fine.

Starting point is 00:23:56 You're an open grave. Just having my worst fear realized. Oh, Lord. Buried alive. It must have shot at a real cemetery. I like that you get to just cameo after, you know, from the afterlife. your headstone shows up in a movie or a show here i took these when i had my golfing accident wow jesus fighter yeah oh i'm andrea i'm dorothy's daughter hi i'm chanlaren i have no idea who dorothy is

Starting point is 00:24:31 Oh yeah Hey How do you feel? Oh, sir I feel great Oh Lord Oh yeah you do Wow those pills really worked

Starting point is 00:24:41 Huh Yeah not the first two But the second two Oh no Oh yeah buddy I love my sister I love bees Oh

Starting point is 00:24:52 All right Hey Chandler You Listen man If you want to be gay big air oh no wrong time you were right no tell her tell her the honest tell her oh i love you the most

Starting point is 00:25:18 you know who i love the most don't say palo don't say follow you it's okay kiddo nap it off what do you got there just a uh here in disability oh the score uh 17 14 giants three minutes to go on it there beautiful hell yeah we're bonding oh my god that's great no oh my god he's fully on her grandmother would have hated this do you know what it's like to grow up with Someone who is critical of every single thing you say. I can imagine.

Starting point is 00:26:08 It's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive life-affirming person she is. Say something. Say something, Monica. I know it's a tender time, but. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her? Do you think things would have been better if you just told her the truth? Oh, no. No. no i think some things are better left unsaid i think it's nicer when people just get along

Starting point is 00:26:37 oh but more wine dear i think so i hate you i hate the mom yeah you get it now those earrings really lovely on you okay oh they're yours oh oh they were nanos oh now i'm depressed now i'm depressed even more than i was yep it's had an insult to injury you can give a damn about nana would be me oh my wow monica you look just like your grandmother how old was she there uh 24 25 oh it's like a fun game look i got monica naked no no that would be me again oh my god i'm uh just trying something oh no what do y'all think dog tucked in or out

Starting point is 00:27:50 Oh, hey, Chandler. Uh-oh. I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but, uh, I'm not. D. I know, that's what I told her. Ha, of course. Yeah. You can tell?

Starting point is 00:28:04 Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. Oh, no. So you don't think I have a quality speaking for my people? I'd have to say no. No. Wow.

Starting point is 00:28:17 Your friend Brian from payroll. he is he is yep and way out of your lead oh oh oh i could get a brian ability i could get a brian is that brian hey brian huh is brian a baudwin it looks like a baldwin i can see that all right season one episode nine get ready to go a little circle circling which one is this this is the one with where the underdog gets away I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance on my salary? A rip in this coat. An advance.

Starting point is 00:28:59 It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing and veil and... I've sort of started this whole independent thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job. Oh, jeez. Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart, you're a terrible, terrible waitress. No, no. I hear what you're saying. I'm with you, but I'm trying really hard, and I think I'm doing better.

Starting point is 00:29:25 Oh, no. Does anybody need coffee? Yeah, over here. Oh, God. Oh, no. Aw, rage. Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all the time.

Starting point is 00:29:38 I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips? Lull. An advance on your tips is crazy. That's funny as heck. Did you know that mom and dad are going to Puerto Rico? for thanksgiving no they're not yes they are the blinds invited them you're wrong oh i am not wrong you're wrong hey hey hey and this from the cry for help department are you wearing makeup of today i am officially joey tribiani actor slash model and not the other way around

Starting point is 00:30:11 it's so funny because i was thinking you look more like joey triviani man slash woman Tah, Joey or Josephine. What are you modeling for? You know those posters for the city free clinic? Oh, wow. So you're going to be one of those healthy, healthy, healthy guys? You know, the asthma guy's really cute. Hey.

Starting point is 00:30:27 Do you know which one you're going to be? No. I hear Lyme disease is open, so, you know. How can they do this to us? It's Thanksgiving. How about if I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like moms. Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?

Starting point is 00:30:41 Hey, got to get some texture in there. You know, they're not actually supposed to. i'll work on the lumps all right joey you're going home right yeah and i assume chandler you're still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays and phoeba you're gonna be with your grandma yeah and and her boyfriend but we're celebrating thanksgiving in december because he's lunar that when the lunar thanksgiving would be would it be affected by that this Shoop, shoot. Shup doop.

Starting point is 00:31:18 Hi. Is Carol here? No, she's at a faculty meeting. No? Well, I just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but... The skull I am responsible for. What's it looked like?

Starting point is 00:31:32 Kind of like a big face without skin? Yes. I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it. How big is it? What is it? Human skull, a dino skull, a... Wow, you guys...

Starting point is 00:31:48 Sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. That's how we learned how to do it. You know, yeah, you have to take a course. Yeah, you got to get certified. Otherwise, they don't let you do it. Ha ha ha, yeah. Hey, Yurtle the turtle. A classic.

Starting point is 00:32:05 I'm reading it to the baby. The, uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Hey. Uh, wouldn't that mean you're... Crazy? Hey, they play babies Mozart through the belly. You don't think they can hear sounds in there? You really, you really talk to it?

Starting point is 00:32:20 Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. 25 years of Stoneball. Do you talk about me? Huh? All the time. Really? Ugh.

Starting point is 00:32:31 But, um, we just refer to you as Bobo the sperm guy. Oh, wow. Look, if she's talking to it, I just think I should get some belly time too. Yeah. Hey. Hey, Rach. Did you make your money? No, not even close.

Starting point is 00:32:46 You forget, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoo. Rachel, here's your mail. Thanks, you can just put on the table. No, here's your mail. Thanks. You can just put it on the table. Bro. Would you just open it?

Starting point is 00:33:00 Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, my God. Oh, you guys are great. Yeah. Oh, good friends. Chandler, here you go. Got your traditional holiday feast. We got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of funions.

Starting point is 00:33:17 Get them yons? What is it with you in this holiday? All right, I'm nine years old. Oh, I'm, this story. I have, and I remember this part vividly, a mouthful of pumpkin pie. And this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced. Oh. Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

Starting point is 00:33:38 Whoa, la, la, la. Oh, this is the place. Hi, we used to work together. At Macy's. You're the obsession girl, right? Yes. I was the aramis guy. Eh?

Starting point is 00:33:52 Yeah, right. I got to tell you, you're the best in the business. Yeah. Aw. You smell great tonight. What do you wear? Nothing. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:34:07 I'm just down here to flash people. You want to go get a drink or something? Yeah. Oh no. I just remembered I have to do something. What? Um, leave. What the hell just happened?

Starting point is 00:34:23 Oh no. Oh no. Did you get your... Are you though? Oh, no. What Mario isn't telling you? No. No.

Starting point is 00:34:35 Yikes. No. Move. Oh no. Oh no. everywhere so they got the police needle drop too so i guess you all saw it saw what no we're just laughing you know how laughter can be infectious oh ah like a disease said another place for thanksgiving my entire family thinks i have

Starting point is 00:35:06 vd oh hope he made a lot of money from that man he probably got paid like 500 bucks Ciders mulling, turkey's turkeying, yams are yamming. Hey. What? Not the same without mom in the kitchen. The original Friendsgiving. Hey. I wonder if they coined the phrase.

Starting point is 00:35:25 Yeah, good question. I got the ticket five hours from now. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Shoot, bud. Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots. That's not a question. I was about to say.

Starting point is 00:35:38 Statement. I mean, it's bad enough. I can't be with my family. because of my disease use it to your advantage tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps and in the form of tots we're gonna do a little we're gonna do that no no oh yeah what phoebe bros needs lumps oh i'm sorry oh i just i thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions lol

Starting point is 00:36:10 why would we do that well because then they'd be just like the way my mom used to make it you know before she died oh no everyone needs it a specific way oh no Jesus

Starting point is 00:36:24 oh boy the most unbelievable thing has happened underdog has gotten away the balloon no no the actual cartoon character no forgot about underdog yeah

Starting point is 00:36:36 been used in years I can't I gotta go on an 80-foot inflatable dog loose over the city how often does that happen almost never almost i remember getting big excited when they added bart simpson and sponge bob to the macy's day parade anytime you're ready that the same actress okay here we go is it i i guess i would err on it being the same action her hair looks different i thought she had like curly hair before okay okay okay here goes hello in there you know i can't do this uh this is it's too weird i feel stupid you don't have to do it just because susan does it hello baby

Starting point is 00:37:22 oh okay right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside juicy on the inside oh no why are we standing here we're waiting for you to open the door you've got the keys Oh, no, crap. When we left, you said, got the keys. No, I didn't. I asked. Got the keys? I shut the clerk. No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:37:47 You said got the keys. Either of you have the keys. Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key. Well, they get it, get it. You locked out, too. Everyone's telling me you gotta pick a major. You got to pick a major. So, on a dare, I pick pale.

Starting point is 00:38:06 the entology wow ross and you have no idea what i'm saying because let's face it you're a fetus how's it going here we come yeah oh we got kick oh you got it you're kicking no no that was the first Hey, keep singing, keep singing. Ha! Ha! When you come out, they'll buy your bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo. Oh. Aw, they're a nice threple.

Starting point is 00:38:46 I swear you said you had the keys. No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys. I obviously did not have the keys. Oh, okay. That's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys. Uh. Why would I have the keys? Oh, you broke the rules! A side.

Starting point is 00:39:02 from the fact that you said you had them but i didn't well you should have why because why because because everything is my responsibility you all both live there you never leave the house of the keys everyone wants a different kind of potato so i'm making different kinds of potatoes and does anybody care what kind of potatoes i want no no Oh, no. Oh, no. Turkeys burnt. Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.

Starting point is 00:39:42 The pie's good. God, this is great. The plane is gone, so I'm stuck here with you guys. Hey, we all had better plans, okay? This was nobody's first choice. Ouch. So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner? Oh, guys. Mr. Chandler. This feels like Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 00:40:07 Yeah. Right home. And the title card shows up, Enemies. Ew. What? Ugly naked guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh, no.

Starting point is 00:40:20 Oh, my God. He's not alone. Ugly naked guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with ugly naked gal. Aw. Let them be lovely and naked together. Aw, all right, ugly naked guy. It's nice that he has someone.

Starting point is 00:40:37 Aw. That's very sweet. Yeah, man, if the naked guy can do it, so can you guys. Shall I carve? By all means. Oh, it's like the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Yeah. It's literally the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 00:40:53 They grilled cheese in that one? Does anybody want to split this with me? No, I will. You guys have to make a wish. Make a wish? Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. The wishbone. Nice! That was a nice split.

Starting point is 00:41:07 What'd you wish for? The bigger half. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you planned, but for me, this has been really great. It didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. No. Yeah, here. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vale, or if you guys had been with your family, or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:41:30 We wouldn't be all together, you know? all together you know so i guess what i'm trying to say is that uh i'm very thankful that all of your thanksgiving sucked yep cheers cheers cheers cheers to that and hey here's to a lousy christmas and a crappy new year nice yeah it's probably about thanksgiving he makes him like he's due thanksgiving for everybody and then he makes like what he has at his disposal which is like toast and candy and then everyone's like why don't you make a better feast and then everyone eventually learns to be grateful Oh no! Oh no!

Starting point is 00:42:03 Oh no! We should put the credits over that one. Hemorrhoids, let's go. Winner of three Tony Awards. Now that's what we like to see. What Mario isn't telling you is about his immense talent. And also that we're about to start episode 10. Get ready, here we go.

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Starting point is 00:44:12 coat in the last three episodes oh i don't know some fat guys sleeping with the store manager lull he's not even jolly it's all political wow i'm going to be one of of his helpers, but it's just such a slap in the face. Aw. It's okay. You can write your own Santalan Diaries. Do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? Oh, what is wrong with New Year's?

Starting point is 00:44:38 Well, nothing for you. You have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday. Oh. Desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have somebody to kiss when the ball dropped. Beh. For your information, Palo is going to be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you. Uh, well. I say this year, no doubt.

Starting point is 00:44:57 We make a pact, just the six of us. No. As I. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffet. Dude, yeah, that blackout show was crazy. I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile, so bewitching. How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen? Wow.

Starting point is 00:45:24 My goodness. I think they do have that in open tuning. I feel a little sneezy. Oh my God. Excuse me, excuse me. Yeah, noisy boys. Hank Azaria. Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?

Starting point is 00:45:43 I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my life. Aw. You are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Oh, geez. That's when you started yelling. suave my guy wonder if you could follow their lips and go back and see if that's accurate yeah same that's a good that's a good thing to wonder

Starting point is 00:46:05 i can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet god by my sixth date with paolo i mean he had already named both my breasts oh my god tuti and fruity david's like you know a scientist guy i just want to be with him all the time you know day and night and night and day and special occasions day a night night wait a minute wait I see where this is going you're gonna ask them

Starting point is 00:46:29 to New Year's aren't you you're gonna break the pack she's gonna break the pack no no no no no yeah could I just Yeah because I already asked Janice Wow

Starting point is 00:46:40 But Janice that was like the worst breakup in history I'm not saying it was a good idea I'm saying I snapped Fair Oh yeah buddy There you go There you go, Crumpit.

Starting point is 00:46:55 Too many jokes. Too many jokes. Oh, Ross. He's playing with my spasulas again. Look, he's not going to hurt them, right? Dude, Ross's shirt. Very festive. I love it.

Starting point is 00:47:08 Look, I didn't want to leave him alone. All right. We had our first fight this morning. Oh, that's very sweet. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he threw some feces. Oh, no. Oh, boy. You know, if you're going to.

Starting point is 00:47:24 work late I can look in on him for you but if you do make sure it seems like you're there to see him okay but if he asks I'm not going to lie you can't actually test this theory I have a question then yeah were you planning on kissing me ever the answer would be yes with the kissing and the hugging hi my I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment because well because it's you see the longer I waited the more phenomenal the had to be it oh jeez but pressure on this is gonna be one of those things where i just like you sweep off the table and throw you down on it and uh i'm not really a uh sweeping sort of fella this is i know this thought process you're just sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body you should

Starting point is 00:48:10 just do it just sweep and throw me huh ragdaw me across the table now now oh yeah right now okay okay okay you've secured enthusiastic consent my guy you're good And so is this Oh my You want to actually throw you You want to just hop up I can hot that huh Oh

Starting point is 00:48:34 Oh That's cute That's very cute I'm sorry Okay It's just that Chandler has somebody And Phoebe has somebody I thought it asked

Starting point is 00:48:46 Fun Bobby Fun Bobby Three of you now Are gonna have dates Uh four Four Five five fun It's all down to you, bud.

Starting point is 00:48:55 I was catching an earlier flight. Dan, I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do? What's an elf to do? Jesus. You know, this is so not what I needed right now. What's the matter? Oh, it's more cell.

Starting point is 00:49:11 I was a really, I had such a blast with him the other night. That juggling thing is amazing. What juggling thing? With the balled up socks, I figured you taught him. No. without me. Phoebe, hi.

Starting point is 00:49:24 Hi, Max. Do you know everybody? No. He's upset. Oh, no. Have you seen David? If you see him telling to a pack his bags,

Starting point is 00:49:32 we are going to mince. We got the grant. Three years. All expenses paid. Oh, shit. So when do you leave? January 1st. Dang, that sucks.

Starting point is 00:49:42 Wow. Damn, you get the funding and then like a few days later they send you out. Sheesh. That's just crazy. That's a fast turnaround. What are you doing here?

Starting point is 00:49:51 Well, Matt's told me about Minsk so you know congratulations it would be even more exciting if we were going we're not gonna go I don't want to go to Minsk to work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and flank oh no no no no I want to stay here and make out with my girlfriend oh no damn he big mad is so you're really not going I don't know I don't know what I'm gonna do I just you decide please just stay no up stay it was max's stuff laugh oh i will clean that up later

Starting point is 00:50:30 i love this artichoke then oh don't tell me what's in it the diet starts tomorrow oh geez oh that laugh baby oh hi sandy sandy hi oh hell yeah that's right they just say single mom Well, a heads up would have been nice. Ugh. That thing is not coming in here. It already is in there. Let me ask you something.

Starting point is 00:51:01 If I showed up here with my new girlfriend, you wouldn't be welcome in your home? I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table. Aw. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Eh. Come on, Marcel. What do you say, you and I do a little mingling?

Starting point is 00:51:17 Oh, boy. All right. Catch up with you later. I met a monkey just like that at an animal sanctuary. I wonder if it was... Oh, what? Where's pillow? Rome, jerk missed his flight and then your face exploded?

Starting point is 00:51:34 What the hell? Was that the airport getting into a cab? When this woman starts yelling at me. Oh. You know, if I'm blowing my attack whistle, and then three more cabs show up. No. As I'm going to get into a cab, she takes.

Starting point is 00:51:51 Oh my god Jesus. I have my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle. This is intense. Jesus, girl. Everybody having fun at the party? Oh my God. It was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf. Oh, hey.

Starting point is 00:52:11 Oh, God. I do that kid's face. I like it, yeah. Just staring at him. I'm not saying he used to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in. at least check in uh-huh there you are

Starting point is 00:52:24 who's who got away from me jump is crazy oh Lord you're on Janice camera lull everybody it's fun Bobby who's playing

Starting point is 00:52:40 who whoa oh okay the grandfather died about two hours ago but I couldn't get a flight out until tomorrow so here i am oh no fun bobby it's gonna be an open casket you know at least i'll

Starting point is 00:52:59 get to see him again wow poor fun bobby hey janus when i invited you to this party i didn't necessarily think that it meant oh no he's just still taking pictures you one of these times It's just going to be your last chance with me. Aw. I've decided to go to Minsk without you. It won't be the same, but it will still be Minsk. Happy to be here. Oh, you should go.

Starting point is 00:53:27 You're going to Minsk. Oh, and they're in one of the bedrooms. Wow. You belong in Minsk. If I go, it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you. Oh, yes, yes, you can. Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life, and that's what I have to do right now. And I say, your work, your work?

Starting point is 00:53:44 how can you say that it's tearing me apart but i have no choice can't you understand that it's tearing me apart lisa kudroo and then you put your arms around me and um and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me oh and then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't want to start the new year with me if you can't finish it wow oh this is a really touching I'm going to miss you, you scientist guy. You guys are such a lovely little yin-and-yang. Wow, this whole love story in just one episode.

Starting point is 00:54:24 Yeah. And then the peacock bit me. Please kiss me at midnight. The peacock story. Looks like that no date pack thing worked out. Everybody looks so happy. I hate that. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:41 Happy you Aww Somebody kiss me It's midnight Somebody kiss me It's midnight It's one dollar Yeah I was gonna say

Starting point is 00:54:52 Chandler You got a certain quality Why don't you kiss everybody I want to this to work So much I'm still in there Changing his diapers Picking his flee

Starting point is 00:55:03 No It's so hard to accept The fact That something you love so much Doesn't love you back You know I think that bitch cracked my tooth I would not be surprised. She messed you up.

Starting point is 00:55:15 Yeah, got you good. All right, gang, episode 11 incoming. The little circles almost circled up. And then the other circle. All right, gang, everything in the room is exactly the same as it was a minute ago. And we're gonna watch episode 11, season one. It's the one with Mrs. Bing. I don't even know what that could be.

Starting point is 00:55:37 Let's do it a one and two and a three. Do you think they have yesterday's daily news? Why? I just want to check my horoscope, see if it was right. Do you have yesterday's weekly world news? Oh, my God. Phoebe, don't look now, but behind you, there's a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression. What?

Starting point is 00:55:51 Why? No laugh track there. Oh, come to mama. Oh, there it is. Be cool, be cool, be cool. Nice, head. Very handsome man. Oh.

Starting point is 00:56:01 We should do something. Whistle. We're not going to whistle. Yeah, come on do it. No. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Starting point is 00:56:06 Do it. Do it. Do it, do it do it. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. Oh, oh, oh no, that's terrible. Why did I woo-hoo? I mean, what was I hoping what happened?

Starting point is 00:56:21 That he'd turn around and say, ooh, I love that sound. I must have you now. I mean, pretty much. Let's go on to the hospital room. Just wish there was something we could do. Hello, coma guy. Oh, coma guy.

Starting point is 00:56:30 Get up, you girl, scout. Oh, what are you doing? Ghost. Maybe nobody's tried this. Yeah. Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looked smart. Yeah, but did you see the dance in his knuckles?

Starting point is 00:56:43 That means he's artistic. It looks like Street Fighter star Damien Chappah. He's a lawyer who teaches sculpting on the side. And he can dance. Hey. He's the kind of guy who when you're talking, he's listening. And not saying, yeah, I understand. But really wondering what you look like naked.

Starting point is 00:57:00 I wish all guys could be like him. Sleeping? Sleeping handsome. Are there no conscious man in the city for you, too? He doesn't have anyone. Yeah, we feel. kind of responsible i can't believe you said woohoo yeah i don't even say woohoo whoo how about a wuga jeleno when he's on tv that's right oh the always

Starting point is 00:57:20 interesting nora tyler being you might want to put the kids to bed for this one we know we don't have to watch this weekend of bernies is on showtime HBO and cinema still in that movie he's your mom exactly whoa in a birdie's dead guy getting hit in the groin 20 30 times does that really happen and we get a burney's i love your mom's books i cannot get on a plane without one i mean this is so cool Oh, no. Wow. Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it's cool if you're 11 years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of mistress.

Starting point is 00:57:47 Wow. Oh. What a title. I think she's a blast. I could say that because she's not your mom. Oh, please. When I say that? Oh, this guy is right.

Starting point is 00:57:56 Paolo's back. Hi, he's reading. When did Rigotoni get back from Rome? Rigotoni. You like a more cheese? Last night. So that his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire. Just a dream I had.

Starting point is 00:58:08 But, but. Tell me how you really feel, Ross. Whoa. Oh my God. Now, what is this about you being arrested in London? What is that all about? Your mom was arrested?

Starting point is 00:58:22 The busy beaming was pride. Sound mixing is interesting. Kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with the man. Now, why would you say that's embarrassing? Just get this craving for Kung Pal chicken. What is her name shit? I don't know. She's a famous actress.

Starting point is 00:58:43 Now you're doing this whole book. He's fine, though. I don't know if I recognize it, but. Yeah. You're leaving New York tomorrow, which I hate. But I get to see my son, who I love. Hey, Chan, man. This is the way that I find out.

Starting point is 00:58:57 Most moms use the phone. I just don't see you as a mom somehow. I don't mean that bad. Oh, no. I am a fabulous mom. I wrote my son his first condoms. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Starting point is 00:59:12 I still have him today And then he burst into flames Nice pause there Interesting Aphatic pause Congress is debating a new Deficit Reduction Bill The Mirror wants to raise

Starting point is 00:59:27 Subway Bears again Stavros Helkius on that newspaper Teams played sports Teams played sports Oh Love Phoebe and Mines Monica. Wow! There's a point in time where Courtney Cox was considered for Lois Lane.

Starting point is 00:59:48 She looks like a Lois Lane. Absolutely. It's a good call. Lisa Kudra can be Kara Zorel. How about Agamemnon? Way too special. Where's this man's family? Or anybody that he knows.

Starting point is 01:00:03 I know. And how is he just in a coma out here? Just like, nothing. I am. I am. Please God, don't let it be cung-pout chicken. Ah. Watch this show.

Starting point is 01:00:13 What did you think? Well, I think you need to come out of your shell. Just. Neh. Yang, gang, gang, gang. Is this dive? Only you could have picked this place. Hey.

Starting point is 01:00:24 Come on, shut up. It's fun. Well, give me a hug. Dude, what if Ross dates Chandler's mom? I think we're ready for some tequila. I know I am. That'd be a sick move. I'm not really a shot-drinking kind of guy.

Starting point is 01:00:36 Woof. Yeah, kind of just, you know. Lost track of time. Oh. In a bathroom. But a man can change. In the backseat of a taxi. Oh, they got Cholula.

Starting point is 01:00:46 Let's go. Best table top hot sauce. Like a night twitch. Anyone want me to appraise anything? Oh, no. Ew. Whoa. Whoa.

Starting point is 01:00:59 Well. I have to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. When I read euphoria at midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. Oh. please honey listen if i can do it anybody can you just start with half a dozen european cities throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia and bam you have got yourself a book i feel like joey would be the one more inclined to try to hit on his mom i know that's fair yeah any messages for room two to six oh you okay slugger might be right

Starting point is 01:01:38 Oh, boy, oh, boy, Ross. Oh, no. Oh, no, Ross. Oh, poor Ross. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Okay, thank you. Oh. It's the Italian hand licker, isn't it?

Starting point is 01:01:53 No, the one he's licking. She's supposed to be with you. You're good. Hey. Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and you know why? A girl on the cover with her nipples showing. Blah, blah.

Starting point is 01:02:08 no because i know how to write men that women fall in love with believe me i cannot sell a palo people will not turn three hundred twenty five pages for a palo oh come on the guy's a secondary character he's just a complication you eventually kill off wow jeez yeah when we're killing him he's not a hero you know who our hero is the guy on the cover with his nipples short that's right you please mr department store himself you're gonna be fine believe me oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my man oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss, no big deal, right?

Starting point is 01:03:11 Nice, no big deal, okay. In bizarro world. Oh, no. You broke the code. You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay. Not a mom. Is that a code?

Starting point is 01:03:25 Ah. Oh. Well, Joey and I had discussed, getting in an early morning racquetball game. Apparently, somebody over slack. Yeah, well, you don't have your racket. No, no, I don't because it's being re-strung. Yeah, well, you didn't call and leave your grip size. Lull.

Starting point is 01:03:45 You can't spend way too much time together. Okay, I'm scum. I'm scum. I'm scum. She's sexy. You don't think my mom's sexy? Go make out with my mom right now. Would that make you feel better?

Starting point is 01:04:01 The Gloria Tribiani was a handsome woman in her day, all right? Oh, yes, sir. It's easy. birth to seven children? Bubbub. I do not. Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area. Weird area.

Starting point is 01:04:16 Hey, what are you guys doing out here? Well, not playing racquetball. He forgot to leave his grip side. He didn't get the goggles. Sounds like you two have issues. Where are you guys at it? So Bella. Oh, So Bella.

Starting point is 01:04:36 Do they wait for me to do this? oh god yeah specifically your karmic retribution for snogging Chandler's mom so are you gonna tell him why would I tell him about because if you don't his mother might oh what are you guys doing here uh he's not even wearing a jock strap What did I ask? Roxanne. Hi, what are you doing here? Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by, you know, after the, that I, you know.

Starting point is 01:05:10 So what are you doing here? I'm not really here. I just thought I'd drop these off the way, my way. You were never really here. Do you come here a lot without me? No. No. No.

Starting point is 01:05:23 Do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? How would I know I wasn't here? Not even to change his pajamas. Whoa. Oh, my God. You're my friend. I had to tell you. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 01:05:38 Can't believe it. Hollow kissed my mom. Oh, wow. I don't know if you notice, but he had a lot to drink. Wow. I mean, you know how we get. B. That, Julie.

Starting point is 01:05:48 Why even do this? I did it. It was me. I'm sorry. I kissed your mom. Oh. i was really absolutely the mom kissed you all and i think i had too much tequila and nora um mrs mom your bing was your being nice you know and and but nothing happened

Starting point is 01:06:04 nothing asked joey joey uh oh god knowledge is a tricky thing why didn't you tell me you're lucky i caught them when i did or else who knows what would have happened oh boy my mom more than you i know i can't believe you did this chairman me neither you know i'm still mad at you for not telling me oh jeez i didn't kiss her he did see what happens when you break the code so we a full-on betty page pin up next to the door is she wearing anything hey a woman undone by rachel karen green do you think his love stick can be liberated from its Denim, prison. I think it can be.

Starting point is 01:06:56 Yeah, I'd say so. And there's no J and engorged. And jorged. Hey, hello. Hello. Going to the hospital tonight? No? You?

Starting point is 01:07:08 No. You? You just asked me. Okay, maybe it was a trick question. Uh-huh. Rachel, can we do this now? Okay. I am so hot.

Starting point is 01:07:18 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now, you tell me. She's not a knockout. Oh my God. I cannot believe we're having this conversation. Come on, just try to picture her not pregnant.

Starting point is 01:07:29 That's all. What? Why don't you want to smash my mom? Central Perk is proud to present Phoebe Buffet. Phoebe Buffet. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met who's come to be very important to me.

Starting point is 01:07:45 Oh wow. You don't have to be awake to be my man. ringways I'll be there to hold your hand the open tuning what guys react to the bag is like what oh Christ oh that guy oh my god dude

Starting point is 01:08:08 wrote that handsome guy right there no one's talked to him oh oh oh Chan man oh yeah there's some black people back there yeah a few of them Diverse friends and see her Can I just say something and I know you still mad at me? I just want to say that there were two people there that night Okay, there were two sets of lips. Yes, well, I expect this from her. That's four lips. Okay, she's always been a Freudian nightmare

Starting point is 01:08:37 She always behaves like this. Why don't you say something because it's complicated. It's complex. Hey, you kissed my mom. Oh boy. Oh boy. We're rehearsing a Greek play. Hey, hey, it's very funny. We've done now. no okay you mean you're not going to talk to her you're not going to tell her how you feel that would be a no just because you played tonsill tennis with my mom tonsill tennis you can't you can't or you can't oh okay that's my finger okay that's my knee still doing the play this all right what you do with them Who are you?

Starting point is 01:09:22 How do you feel? A little woozy, but basically okay. Gosh, you look good. I feel good. Who are you? Who are you? I'm Phoebe Buffet. I'm Monica Geller.

Starting point is 01:09:32 I've been taking care of you. Well, we both have. So the etch of sketches from you guys? Well, actually, it's just from me. Yeah, I got you the foot massager. You know who shaved you? That was me. I read to you.

Starting point is 01:09:41 I say. I say. Jesus. Huh. Thanks. Oh, my pleasure. You're welcome. So, I guess I'll see you around.

Starting point is 01:09:48 Ooh. See you around? Whoa. Well, what do you want me to say? Oh, boy. Well, I don't know. Maybe that was nice. I'll call you.

Starting point is 01:09:56 All right. I'll call you. Yikes. I don't think you mean that. This is so typical. Give me a phone number. You know, we give and we give. Put your expectation on this random stranger.

Starting point is 01:10:10 You don't know. You just get nothing back. And then one day it's just, you know, you wake up and see you around. Wow. Let's go, Phoebe. We thought you were different. I guess it was just the coma. Oh, I'm turning downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends.

Starting point is 01:10:26 Oh, excellent. Talk to your mother. Anything you want from Lisbon? No, no, just knowing you're going to be there is enough. Be good. I love you. Oh. You kissed my best Ross. My best Ross.

Starting point is 01:10:39 Or something to that effect. Hey. Uh-oh. It was stupid. Really stupid. Really stupid. I'm sorry, honey. I promise it will never happen again.

Starting point is 01:10:50 Okay now? Yeah, no. Oh. No. Oh. What? No, don't cut away. Oh, the forbidden love of a man in his door.

Starting point is 01:10:59 Keep it down in studio. He told her off and not just about the kiss, about everything. You're kidding. No, no. He said, when are you gonna grow up and start being a mom? Oh. And she came back with. The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realize I have a bomb?

Starting point is 01:11:13 What? Okay, wait a minute. Are you sure she didn't say, when are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom? Um, that makes more sense. Yeah. So what's going on now? Well, I don't know. I've been standing here, spelling it out for you.

Starting point is 01:11:28 I don't hear anything. What do you see? You can't see anything that way. So tiny and upside down. Wait, wait, wait. They're walking away. They're walking away. We're walking here.

Starting point is 01:11:39 No, they're not. They're coming right at us. Run! Run! Run! You okay, kiddo? Yeah. All right.

Starting point is 01:11:49 Oh, my safe. Mrs. Bing? Mr. Geller? Huh? Oh, no. Hey. You mean that? Hey.

Starting point is 01:11:59 Yeah, why not? So I told her. How'd it go? Awful. Couldn't have gotten worse. How do you feel? Pretty good. Aw. I told her.

Starting point is 01:12:08 See? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea. You don't me kissing your mom, huh? But we don't have to go down that road. No, no, it's better. Some roads are better left untravel, my man. Now, this is just the first chapter. And I want your absolute, honest pinning.

Starting point is 01:12:22 Yes. Oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for a baby beast. Of course. What's a nipple? You can usually find them on the heaving beasts. All right, all right, all right. So I'm not a great typist. Wait, did you get to the part about his huge throbbing pens?

Starting point is 01:12:38 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You don't want to be around when he starts riding with those. Lull. That's great. All right. gang one more for this blog season one episode 12 get ready They're much better than me. No, no, no, no, we're done.

Starting point is 01:13:29 Yeah, quit while we're ahead. All I'm saying is if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. That's like six. It is six, you're right. It's half of them. Blair, maybe you could scream. Maybe seven. You eat the top half.

Starting point is 01:13:46 You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus. No compass? And I could find my way out of there like that. Same. Oh, this is cool. It says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. Delicious. And we're done with the yogurt.

Starting point is 01:14:03 Aunt Sil, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagna? Nice talk, Aunt Sylve. Wow. You kiss Uncle Freddy with that mouth. Dude, Aunt Silve is off. It's unhinged.

Starting point is 01:14:17 You know that right now your baby is only this. big hey daddy yes how come you don't live with mommy no oh damn how come mommy lives with that other lady because it's a brave new world what's a lesbian what you put on the future woman you can say it's like poke a no poca nose So, did I hear Poconos? My sister's giving us her place for the weekend. First weekend away together.

Starting point is 01:14:55 Yeah, it's a big step. Where are the Poconos again? Oh, it's just a weekend, big deal. Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be flung by now? Hey! I mean, we are way past the fling thing. I mean, I'm feeling things that I've only read about in Daniel Steelbooks, you know?

Starting point is 01:15:10 Hey. I mean, when I'm with him, I'm just totally... Nauseous. I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? I could try. call immigration. Oh my. That joke's aged up.

Starting point is 01:15:26 The one where ice busts in. I love babies with their little baby shoes and their little baby toes. Okay, you're going to have to stop that forever. Ugh.

Starting point is 01:15:37 I want a lasagna. Let's go. Whoa. Jose. You need a new table. You think? Hey, hey, come on in. Hello.

Starting point is 01:15:47 Oh, I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna. I love Zanya. Is it vegetarian because Susan doesn't eat meat? I'm pretty sure that it is. Oh, no. Every third layer. I got the results of the amnium today. Oh, tell me, tell me.

Starting point is 01:16:04 Is everything... Totally and completely healthy. That's great. That is great. M-hmm. Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? That's our friend, Tanya. Oh, my.

Starting point is 01:16:16 Oh, my. Oh, man. Of course it's your friend, Tanya. Dang, I forgot. Don't you want to know about the sex? The sex. I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. Throw in Tanya.

Starting point is 01:16:29 Oh my. The baby, dude. The sex of the baby, Ross. Do you know the sex of the baby? Oh. Do you want to know? No, no, no. No, I don't want to know.

Starting point is 01:16:40 Why? Oh. You know, I think you shouldn't know until you look down there and see. Oh, there it is. Oh, hello, Ross. Susan? So, did you hear? Yes, we did.

Starting point is 01:16:53 Oh, no. Everything's a okay. Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh. Do we know? We certainly do. It's going to be.

Starting point is 01:17:03 Hey, hey, ho. Hello. Yeah. Who doesn't want to know standing right here. Oh. What we thought it would be. Mm-hmm. Oh, no.

Starting point is 01:17:13 Okay. What did we think it was going to be? No. No, no, I don't want to know. I should probably just go. Well, thanks for the books. No problem. Okay.

Starting point is 01:17:22 Mm-mm-mm-mm-s. Susan. Dog? Yeah, brach. All right. Who should we call first your folks or Devin Rona? Deben Rona. Hello?

Starting point is 01:17:33 No, never mind. I don't want to do it. Okay, so just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one. What? Legs. That's great. There's no rule. If anything, you owe me a table.

Starting point is 01:17:45 How'd you get the table? Well, I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio What about that? Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination Huh, okay, okay, how about if we split it? What do you mean? Buy it together? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:18:00 I think we're ready for something like that? Yeah, it's a big commitment. Well, just that it's a pretty big commitment. I mean, one of us wants to move out. There you go, see. Why, are you moving out? I'm not moving out. You were moving out, right?

Starting point is 01:18:11 Yes, yes. It's just that with my last roommate, Kip. I know all about Kip. Ah, he's jealous. Bata Hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly. Let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me? Oh, no.

Starting point is 01:18:26 Oh, don't do that. No one's better than you, Joe. You've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4 o'clock herbal massage has been pushed back to 4.30. Looks like 90s, Jenny Slate. Okay, thanks. Here comes your 3 o'clock. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but yum.

Starting point is 01:18:40 Yum! Oh. Bella Pee-B. Bella Pee-B. Oh, hi, what are you doing here? You massage, yeah, well, Raquel, that's right, yeah. Rakella. I don't know what you just said.

Starting point is 01:18:55 I am, uh, being naked. That's really your decision. I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take up. Whoa. Whoa. Wow. I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know.

Starting point is 01:19:08 I mean, if the doctor knows and Carol knows and Susan knows. And Monica knows. What? You know, I don't even know. Carol. call me to thank me for lasagna i asked you told me so what's it gonna be oh oh oh oh oh oh great now he knows and i don't know i'm sorry i'm just excited about being an aunt you're your choice dog or an uncle

Starting point is 01:19:33 fine fine maybe what's the matter nothing i'm sorry i'm just i'm out of sorts hey can we get some coppice over here oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Hey, Chandler, that table place closed that seven. Come, fine. Uh-oh. What is it? Right.

Starting point is 01:19:52 You know, Paolo? I'm familiar with his work, yes. Uh-huh. What? What? What kind of move? Did he really? Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.

Starting point is 01:20:08 Oh, no. Oh, my God. Are you sure? Oh, no. very sure and all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore whoa

Starting point is 01:20:23 bro boy scouts could have camped under there wow what mahrman oh the actress oh my thirman funny so what are you got to do that's how we kill him off

Starting point is 01:20:38 we kill him obligation as a friend as a woman I think it's a feminist issue guys guys guys Oh, yeah, you have to tell her. Feminist issue, that's where I went. Uh-huh. She'll get over.

Starting point is 01:20:51 Just pick one. Yeah, you're just a professional. He booked it. You can do anything wrong. That's patio furniture. Like, people are going to come in and think, uh-oh, I'm outside again. Oh, boy.

Starting point is 01:21:00 What about the birds? Birds just don't say, hello, sit here, eat something. They do to me. How about the lady bugs? Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dine. Yeah. Kipp would have liked the birds.

Starting point is 01:21:13 Wow Kip Kip with you Hey Hi Pete Are you moving out No these aren't all my suitcases This one's Palos Oh

Starting point is 01:21:23 Rachel can we talk for a sec Sure Just for a sec though Because Palos on his way over Ugh We haven't known each other For that long a time There are three things

Starting point is 01:21:32 That you should know about me One my friends are the most important thing In my life Two I never lie And three I make the best Oatmeal Raisin cookies in the world I believe you on planeter okay thanks feet oh my god

Starting point is 01:21:48 what have i never traced with these before oh i don't make them a lot because i don't think it's fair to the other cookies you're right these are the best oatmeal raisin cookies i've ever had mhm oh boy so what do you think it's the most beautiful table i've ever seen i know so how does this oh I eat that half wall. He's up, Bruce. Score! You suck!

Starting point is 01:22:18 You! Are you okay? I need some milk. For the cookies? I've got milk. Yeah. Here you go. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 01:22:34 A big chug. Better? No. Oh boy, yeah. I think about the other day with you guys, you know what? did you know what i was all oh palo he's so great he makes me feel so oh oh my i'm so embarrassed no i'm the one he hit on you this one ever happened to you i'm so sorry no i'm sorry no i'm sorry oh he gonna walk in are we sorry about god he's such a pig oh he's like he's like a big disgusting you like a pig pig

Starting point is 01:23:07 Pig Man bear pig Oh, but he was my pig man Uh-oh How did I not see this? Too busy pork in the pig Because he's gorgeous and he's charming But he looks at feel- Okay, okay, face.

Starting point is 01:23:23 The end. Yeah, I mean Should I not have told you? No, trust me, it's, it's much better that I know. Ah, I just liked it better before it was better. Aw. I feel you, girl. Aww.

Starting point is 01:23:37 Hey. He told us life is gonna be this way. Jobs' joke, you broke, your love life's D-O-A. You know, Apollo's over there right now, so we should get over there and see if she's okay. Just one second. Oh! Damn, dude. Come on, babe.

Starting point is 01:23:55 Looks like we kicked your butts. No, no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic stand in their team. Hey. Come on one. What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy. It's time for you to swoop in.

Starting point is 01:24:06 to swoop in give her some time yeah time dog well now now is when you swoop no she's got to know that you're everything he's not you like like the anti power my catholic friend is right you're there for her you pick up the pieces and then you usher in the age of ross the age of ross oh wow gatsby off the balcony now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm waving okay that is either how could you or enormous breasts scatter I am to say goodbye okay bye bye I really hate you for what you did to Rachel but I still have five of these so heated at 375 until the cheese bubbles

Starting point is 01:24:59 uh huh grazie oh yeah he would be an expert I just want to tell you and I I think I'd speak for everyone when i say showed him out the door oh you guys i really think only one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed and i really think it should be me oh boy all right tread lightly my guy hey you're all right oh i don't want it no rostifer rostafarian swooper no swooping you deserve so much better than him you know you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you so sick of guys see i don't want to think about another guy i don't even want to be near another guy yeah see my way out give us some freaking

Starting point is 01:25:56 space you're so great no I want a lasagna. Where's my lasagna? You're okay? Medium. See, Rich, I don't think that swearing up guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process. No, no, no, no, no, no. I just need to be by myself for a while.

Starting point is 01:26:24 You know, I just gotta figure out what I want. No, no. No. See, because not all guys out there are gonna be Apollo. I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not gonna grow up to be one. Oh, snap's. What? What?

Starting point is 01:26:40 I'm having a boy? Oh. No. Oh, snap. I'm having a boy. Newtick, everyone? Am I having a boy? I'm having a boy.

Starting point is 01:26:55 Aw, that's very sweet. Oh, I'm having a boy. What is it? I'm having a boy. A boy. A boy. We already knew that. Hey!

Starting point is 01:27:08 Wow. Oh. Just teach them right, Ross. Yes! And that would be a shutdown. Shut out. Where you guys going? Come on, one more game.

Starting point is 01:27:21 It's 2.30 in the morning. Yeah, get out. No, my God. You guys are always hanging out in my apartment. Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, whissy. Jesus. All right, okay.

Starting point is 01:27:33 Ah! I'm going and I'm gone. And I'm gone. oh that's the a d r one more game oh yeah oh yeah be up all night playing oh all righty guys all righty gang be it for us today in this video who who who we've done it we did it to watch episode seven through 12 yeah seven through 12 guys binge a big old binge bingy boys guys for watching make sure you go and leave a like leave a comment keep on those notification bells also if you watch it on apple or spotify listening on apple or spotify you want to go and give us

Starting point is 01:28:18 five freaking stars right and also we want to thank the people over to prepper for cutting down this other freaking highlights right high light here on the youtube's that's right get them on the youtube but i do know we have some patron questions oh yeah dude god what are we see today we saw the one with the blackout we saw the one where nana dies twice we saw the one where the underdog gets away we saw the one with the monkey we saw the one with mrs bing and we saw the one with the dozen lasanias that's a lot of ones we saw the six all the ones six of the ones all right and half a dozen of the others dude let's pull up some patron cues uh but in general i'm feeling lovely this is always a this is a very fun addition to the schedule and i hope this

Starting point is 01:29:10 does well enough that we can go through the whole thing i would love that i would love that as well my friend let's just make sure we got all the possible options accounted for but uh how you feeling you feeling pretty good feeling like uh these are friends you want to welcome into your heart i think they are friends i want to welcome into my heart hell yeah you know i the show is consistently funny with some flawed characters which you know is very human and you know we get to watch them grow hopefully knock on all the woods over the next 10 years of their lives to see how they develop as people and how the relationships grow and change and what kind of father will ross be as the show continues on powers on but yeah i uh this is a uh very common

Starting point is 01:30:04 heavy day which is you know it's great you know love and very great what I do but yeah I feel like every time I see this pop-up on our schedule get really happy you're really excited for us to shoot some more friends because I like these cast of characters I'm growing attached to them in the 12 episodes we've watched thus far absolutely am as well loving our new found friends and definitely seeing just the general you know hype I get why this show is beloved to the agree that it is. And it's been a real joy getting to be, you know, inducted into this. So, uh, okay, now I got the right page up. There we go. Hey, you got a friend. Okay. We got a friend.

Starting point is 01:30:51 Yip, yip, yip, yep. And we got J. Yip, yip, y' up. I think everything is as it's supposed to be. It is okay, gang. Let's do this thing. Let's start with a little question from none other than Sand Science. The Blackout episode is one of my favorites. What do you do during a long power outage? You know, I learned a little bit about this recently when we had the fires because the power was out for several days.

Starting point is 01:31:27 At your place? Oh, snap. And, you know, I mean, it's weird. You kind of begin to appreciate. to appreciate it was very easy in that situation to appreciate that it wasn't worse in our areas so like having the power out inconvenient though it maybe was more of like a neat side quest adventure than you know it could have been largely due to the devastation happening and the fact that that's a far cry from you know having the power out for a couple days um but definitely uh

Starting point is 01:31:57 i don't know it was kind of nice it was very peaceful in a way it's very simple in a way it's very simple in a way so like what long power outage i don't know grab a grab you know a lantern or a candle maybe read a book go take a walk i don't know play some board games or something you know do all the analog stuff yeah draw right paint or something yeah like in the before times yeah you don't got the tv to rely on or yeah your other you know things that we've become accustomed to but yeah i think that's that's really good what would i do probably read a book play some games play a lot of una love me some uno yeah um yeah really depends on who i'm with and where i am um because yeah that oh because if it's in their building like it was it means can't use the elevator you're stuck up

Starting point is 01:32:44 there unless you use the stairs yeah they must have a big old staircase but yeah go go on walks you know sing some songs probably write do some writing some poetry or some short stories play some improv games with your friends yeah it'd be fun i'd like to go take a walk outside like in the evening time when there's a power outage and just kind of like behold how quiet everything has become counter to the norm yeah i think that's nice i think that's exactly what i'd want to do it's always nice just to be able to be a little disconnected from the immediate sources of dopamine we've become accustomed to in our modern day society so you know get some Old-fashioned person-to-person action.

Starting point is 01:33:35 Or some old-fashioned, old-fashioned strutton, some walking. Go do some exercises. Yeah, go bad watching. Get your night vision goggles and go bad watching. All the different bats in the area. That's a very funny episode, the Blackout one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chandler getting stuck in the thing.

Starting point is 01:33:56 Which I guess, I guess they must have gotten an actor to play. jill goodacre because the name was different in the thing and jill goodacre seems like it's her name so uh either way but uh yeah that one man with chandler stuck in the vestibule uh was was very very funny okay can we confirm something yes i feel like i feel like the actress who played uh ross's ex was different in the first few episodes because i remember her because one she had curly hair as well because when they both had curly hair Let me look this up. Episode 5, we meet Janice, right?

Starting point is 01:34:38 Maggie Wheeler? Oh, yeah, because it's to break up with her, yeah. Yeah, with the laundry detergent. I feel like she's probably been the same since the top. They might have changed. No, not Janice. Janice was Chandler's. Oh, sorry, who are we talking about?

Starting point is 01:34:52 Ross's ex. Oh, maybe. It's possible, yeah. Yeah. Find it. find it find it i will find it i will find him two hundred and thirty one episode carroll yeah

Starting point is 01:35:14 look at that that's carroll carroll judy god this has been the whole i didn't realize this is the whole palo saga because we met him in episode seven with the blackout right and then went all this way okay they did switch the actress oh did they okay yeah because carroll was uh janis sibitt before in the pilot no in the so she was in the second episode gotcha so carol was anita barone in the first episode but how many episodes are friends was she carroll i will get to the bottom

Starting point is 01:35:59 with this and it must be must have yeah had to recast after the pilot or something yeah maybe it's bothering me because i knew it immediately okay thank you for indulging me guys this is racking my brain but uh yeah there's a lot of great episodes in this yeah block of episodes i was gonna say the one with nana was very fun it was nice to see some actual tender moments between monica and her mom i thought that was a good one uh and uh and uh a lot of very fun wacky bits a lot of ross in this episode block getting you know drunk or or becoming loopy in one way or another uh and then all the guys joining around the the football game was pretty funny uh the thanksgiving one was very charming i thought the game of that was a

Starting point is 01:36:49 lot of fun and everyone like trying to figure out how to like avoid uh no wait wait i'm getting that confused it's like everybody wants to have the perfect thanksgiving except for chandler who like only associates this with dysfunction and then it comes back around at the end that like he's happy because it's a big dysfunctional thanksgiving and ugly naked guy having his like romantic dinner bringing them all together was just like a nice fun thing uh oh god there's the one with the monkey that's right and friggin uh freaking freaking hangazario was in this uh chunk i'm surprised i thought that would be like a recurring thing or something like that but considering the show is you know 10 years long and she's he said he's only gone for three years i imagine maybe he'll come back he could come back after his uh after his internship or his job overseas yeah absolutely that was a fun one though that was a fun one the one with mrs bing obviously morgan fairchild hell yeah i bet she'll come back at some point um but yeah that was that was pretty wild circumstances uh the whole subplot with the guy getting hit by the car was random yeah

Starting point is 01:37:59 Mad random. Oh, all right. Interesting. Definitely one of the cookier subplots we've seen so far. And then the one with a dozen lasagna is, it was a fun. It's interesting to see a show like this and to see like, yeah, a handful of episodes arc. Because, yeah, Palo, you know, is as of these six, it seems like as of, yeah, seven, we meet him. And then by 12, he's done.

Starting point is 01:38:23 So as of these five, I should say, you know. Yeah, there's. or six eight nine ten eleven twelve six in total yeah you see which one i liked the most out of these yeah do you have a favorite out of the ones we watched that's a tough one i mean the which which one has joey on the the std posters because that was very funny too that was a great might have been the thanksgiving one honestly like that one was really fun uh i liked the nana one a lot too i mean like there were great moments in all these the blackout is like i can i i could feel whilst watching that like this must be like a classic episode or something like that

Starting point is 01:39:01 so the blackout one yeah i mean that one was really funny just so much like good wacky physical humor and stuff like that yeah we got to see yeah we got to see them all bonding over you said the one with the the blackout right yeah yeah no it was fun to get to see their different dynamics they're different couples and you know them all not having somebody at the end and just all being there yeah as friends I was like oh this is sweet this was very sweet yeah I'm tossed between the

Starting point is 01:39:34 the underdog one and the one with the monkey both of those were great for me yeah oh yeah that one had fun bobby poor fun bobby yeah but I mean these are all like a joy but yeah I think uh I think the kind of of the yeah like the first three

Starting point is 01:39:52 of this chunk I liked the best and I really enjoyed watching the other but I think those ones had like my favorite moments across these things that like I'm thinking back to the most at this moment. Although, you know, Paolo leaving and, you know, the sort of beginnings, I assume of, you know, a more focused Ross, you know, Rachel Pursuit, you know, certainly seems like a big canon moment. But yeah, I believe we have another question on the block. Let's see who we got. so much zen j rushden question the main opening theme is epic what other show opening is classic oh man there's so many classic family matters theme is classic yeah king of the hill opening theme

Starting point is 01:40:43 song classic classic that's just like a yeah societal classic in person classic for you yeah um for me the uh the theme song to spectacular spectacular spectacular spider-man it's pretty sick we rocked out hard coin i watched that i watched all those episodes are great oh yeah my favorite reactions oh that makes me happy inside you guys killed it um i love the kids in the hall theme sequence with that like surf rock tune by shadowy men on a shadowy planet it's a good one there's no words to it but i like the how i met your mother theme how i met your mother's going a plus opening theme sequence does it change from season seasoners or way the same as far as i've

Starting point is 01:41:33 seen it is i'm like don't ever change it i like making breakfast yeah it's pretty good yeah i always say too much but you'll see other pieces of that oh um yeah that's a good one i always i always like the madmen uh sound uh opening seek score thingy um it's pretty simple i think the breaking bad song like you know slide guitar thing is very memorable i bet there are other ones though this is probably like a broad and like if you want to bring anime into this we'll have a whole other discussion on our hands you know yeah yeah some good some good death note ones i mean the korean theme song how could you ever top that that's classic very best like no one ever was

Starting point is 01:42:18 catch them is my real test to train them is my cause oh my goodness yeah you also travel across the land search far wide yeah i was going to say are there any other ones though are there any others we're forgetting um i think i remember what's the what's the show full house dude that's a did do do do we do you never seen the sopranos or six feet under so i couldn't tell you i mean the simpsons is a classic oh i'm not in the middle you're not the boss of me now you're not so big life is unfair fresh prince oh god oh p fresh prince uh sex in the city's pretty memorable bo do do boopi oh yeah i have heard that you know i've ever seen the show crazy ex-girlfriend not bad not bad uh american horror story ones are always fun to watch

Starting point is 01:43:19 they change each time oh melrose place huh sorry i pulled up a balloon list to help us out i really like the song from true blood uh brady bunch is an all time you do you do even stevens is a great one severance hondo peace severance has a good one severance is a great one and the updates i find myself just like humming that out loud at times just yeah Bob, yeah. Game of Thrones is also classic. And BoJack Horseman is a good one.

Starting point is 01:44:00 There are a lot of good ones. What's the worst one? What's the most lackluster opening TV? All you see is violence, movies, and sex on TV. That's a pretty memorable one, honestly. That's definitely, I think, one that a lot of people throw in there. But yeah, goodness gracious me. Goodness, very fun.

Starting point is 01:44:23 The one where we watched six. more episodes yeah we did the thing walking dead it's pretty decent um well i mean oh god twilight zone dude twilight zone all timer and every iteration uh you know uh the walking dead has that like do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do yeah yeah there's some good ones out there gang of the of the you know tv theme songs out there leave us what your favorite episodes were of this block yeah do the dang thing thanks for chiming in gang appreciate you don't you have any final words before we get out of here just that this was funny i'm enjoying myself and i cannot wait for another six episode binge alongside you my friend my friend my friend i am excited dude it's been real

Starting point is 01:45:23 it's been corporeal it's been real guys we're going to see you guys in the next block until then

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