The Reel Rejects - Extended Version: FRIENDS Season 2, Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6 REACTION!! First Time Watching!!

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

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We are back in action. to friends watching friends for the first time minus whatever bits we've absorbed through cultural osmosis or the stray episode over the years. We are going to watch episodes two by one through two by six today. It's season two time.

We're going to see how the show evolves. See everyone's new haircut, all that good stuff. The animation is going to get a little bit cleaner. And if you want, you can jump down into the description box and find the timestamps, the chapters, jump all around, and find the one that has the stuff that you love the most.

But, you know, either way, if you just want to stick along, stick along and watch it in linear fashion. The point is the choice is yours. Burger King, have it your way. Aaron, how are you feeling today? I'm feeling good, man. Yeah, we're filming at the start of the week, so things are fresh, coming off a nice weekend,

getting back into the friend zone. And with a good friend zone, hello. That's a story Yeah it is There's got to be a one with a friend zone Anyway Oh sure That was all of the first season

Ross lives the friend zone That's Ross's residence But yeah I'm excited for season two I think I said in a previous video That this show is like my My comfort show When it comes to reacting throughout the week

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that will guide the review after this batch of episodes and every other video from here on out, minus a couple. Anyway, I think that's all the house. We've kept this house. We've kept this house with one more thing. Johnny Boy, how are you doing? I think he's asked my friend how he's doing.

Oh, golly, that's right. We just segues so dang hard. Yeah, I'm doing good. It's been a decent weekend. It's been, you know, a weekend full of life. But, you know, some things to deal with and get through some challenges, but also a whole bunch of stuff. It was, like, really fun and lovely. So, you know, I got some good, rich cinema at Beyond Fest.

And, you know, yeah, there's a, I feel kind of creatively charged up. So, you know, it's a good place to be meeting up with your friends. And without further ado, let's, let's freaking watch it. This is the one with Ross's new girlfriend. That's right. The one with the cliffhanger. And I was wrong. Pick up.

Because it's the voice of Connie from King of a Hill. Oh, no way. Yeah. What, Lauren? Mom. Love us. Run, racial, run. Skiddle, girl.

Oh no! No! Golly. There you are. Damn. Oh, no. Oh, she hit her head. She's bleeding.

Yikes. Oh, so, so. China. You? China. What happened? What? You're bleeding.

I am? Oh, my God. Oh, look at that. Yes, I am. Oh, no. About me. Nuff about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on, I want to hear everything. Everything.

everything well this is julie uh julie this is rachel hi does julie speak uh these are these are didn't she speak at the end of the last episode welcome to our country oh no no thank you i'm from new york you knew it was coming peep well not a probable just use him to stop the bleeding Roses. Uh-huh. They really smell like boo-boo. All the rage back in the day.

And she's going to go. Chandler got a new haircut. Oh, I'm telling you. Oh, my God. This is huge. Part of the journey every season, new hair. Mm-hmm. I think Joey did, too.

You got new haircuts. Yes, yes, we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffet. Hey. Because, you know, if you don't look good, we don't look good. Oh. Oh. Rachel.

Oh. airport not alone julie arm around her oh cramp yeah i think she's trying to tell us something get the verbs you know you like me you you this is my sister monica this is channeler this is julie hi and joey what a-oh this is julie

oh hi hi hi But I'm not here. You haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cabin plane on. Oh. And bus.

Oh, my God. Oh, with the screaming guy? And they're spitting and the... You've got to hear this story. Oh, jokes. No memories. He had to be there. We're on this bus.

That's easily 200 years old right. 200 at least. And this guy... And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, God. Oh, no. Yes. He just came to the end.

I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh, it's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about. Oh, R.H. This is amazing. How did this happen? Ross and I were in grad school together. Yeah, but we haven't seen each other since then. While I land in China, guess who's in charge of the day? Hey.

Julie! So great. I mean, isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic? It's an expression. This is a fun reversal. I just wanted to say a quick hi, then we're going to go see the baby. And then we've got to get some sleep. Yeah, it's really six o'clock tomorrow night, our time.

They're like fully coupled up after a week. Okay, well, listen, don't tell us what's going to happen, though, because I like to be strong. Yeah. Bye. Oh, no. Sad dramatic music. Wait, go back to the park. I want to see more.

Get some coffee? Now we're in Central Park. I know. Talk to him yet? No. Then no. Central Park Park. So what the hell happened to you in China?

you were totally in love with I know I know I was but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen move on you know whose voice that one yours god it was you pal oh no well maybe it was god doing me yeah god does a good chance and she looks at me and sees a friend and then i met julie and i don't know we're having a great time and i have to say i never would have gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you one big guy golly here's your lemonade I didn't order lemonade well then you better

go take that back because they're going to charge you for that go go go go go come on come on what a conundrum that's fun so what did you find out he said he said they're having a great time I'm sorry oh no but the silver lining if you want to see it is that he made

this decision all by himself oh no any outside help whatsoever you know that's a lie bro How is that a silver lining? Tell her the... You have to really want to see it. Tell her the part where he didn't think it would be ever possible, at least.

Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last and Jim. You know what I'm thinking? Oh, okay. How? So long since you've had... You're wondering if they've changed it. Oh, my God. No?

Although now that's... Has it evolved? I mean, they updated every few years. Well, I was thinking that you... Got to try the newest model. Cuts, I thought maybe you'd like to do mine. Oh, no. No.

Why not? Because I'm just incredibly... And an unbelievable control freak. Uh, you're not? I know I'm not, but you are. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, Julie, here? Damn.

Anybody know a good... Joey's haircut. He looks like every... I'm just looking for kid in sixth grade. Yep. Don't you go see Frank? My family's been going to him for a rep. He did my first suit when I was 15.

No, wait, 16. Hey. No, excuse me, 15. All right, when was 1990? Oh, golly. You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance. Oh, no. Joseph.

Scrabble your brains, Joe. Okay, bye. Oh, that is so sweet. Oh. Oh, God. No, you... Okay, okay. One, two, three.

Well, you don't hang up either. You didn't hang up either. Oh, my gosh. Okay, no. No, you hang up. You, you. You go grab the up. Yep.

Yep. I mean, even without the love, unrequited or otherwise. Right, so that Matt Close doing that is crazy. I'll just call her back. Okay. Okay.

I like your Twin Peaks Band-Aid. Okay, okay, okay, okay. How did this happen to me? Ross was just Ross? Just this guy? Now all of a sudden he's... It's a really great guy that I can't have. No, you want him more because you can't have him.

I'm just going to deal with it. I'm just going to deal with it. Oh, Lord. She's dude. I got to get out of here. You got to go get your own. room, bro. What all that. Okay, I don't care what you guys say.

Something is bothering her. Let alone. He's like sitting on my friend's lab being like, Mw-W-A-Buh. Morning. Hey, do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sick? Oh, no, no, no. I'm not falling for that again.

What's going to do? What stupid thing did a stupid thing last night? What stupid thing did you do? Bonjourno, tutti. Oh, Paolo's back. Whoa. Sequel, you've got to go bigger and batter and you got to get everybody back, you know. Rachel, how did this happen?

I don't know. I just kind of ran into him last night. Where? At his apartment, is this juice? In his apartment, yeah. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? Oh, God, I know I'm pathetic. I'm a loser. Oh. Honey, you're not pathetic.

You're just, you're sad. Yeah, I mean, people do stupid things when they're upset. My God, if I had a nickel for every guy, I wish I hadn't held hands with During hard time. Hi. Hey, thanks. Bye. Sorry, we're late.

We were, uh, well, there was touching. Oh my, dog. We need to all that. Oh, Harrod. Oh. What, uh, what are you doing here? I do Raquel. Oh, Lord.

Raquel. No, uh, he's back. Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem? Not a problem. You're gonna have to not touch my ass. Oh, Lord, Guy. Bro.

You die. It's a hell no for me, dog. Yeah, we gotta get this guy out of here. I've got pants and need to be altered. Oh, hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribiani says hello. He'll know what it means. You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code? You know, it's funny.

Last time Paula was here, my hair was so much shorter. Cuter. Oh, no. You have to promise that you will not be all like controlling and bossy and all, you know, Monica about it. Uh-oh. I promise. Now, some of you are going to get cut and some of you aren't, but I promise none of you will feel a thing. Whoa, no, Monica.

All right, that's it. I quit. No, you quit? Like that? This isn't the face of a person who trusts. a person, okay? This is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person. Girl, you gave her the Rocky from Rocky Horror Picture Show. You better fix that. Just a little shorter than what we had discussed. Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it. Who? What?

Who wears it? Demi Moore. De Me Moore is not a he. Well, he was a he in Arthur and in Den. What are you talking about? That's Dudley Moore. Oh no. I said, I wanted it like Demi Moore. Oh. Oh, no. No. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Sorry, which one is Demi Moore? She's the actress. There was a disclosure. De's a proposal ghost. Oh, oh, she's got gorgeous hair. He's got gorgeous hair. It's true.

She does. How long do you want the cups? At least as long as I have the pants. Ha ha. This guy's like Lloyd Kaufman. I just got that. Now we'll do your in-scene. Oh, no.

Oh, no, what's coming here? What's going to happen? I was going to touch the pee-pee. Oh, no. Chan the man. Oh, no. How is she? It's too soon to tell.

Lull. She's resting, which is a good sign. How's the hair? Doesn't look good. Treating looks like a medical procedure. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. Put a clamp on it Can we see you?

Your hair looks too good I think it would upset her Ross, why don't you come on in? Come say your goodbyes I feel like Ross's hair is just a little sharper How you doing? I'm okay

Oh, that bad, huh? I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts. I saw him get off that plane with her. I really thought I just hit rock bottom But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me. You got to tell Ross how you feel.

Oh, come on, how can I just tell him? What about Julie? They've only been going out for two weeks. Which is wild. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years. Oh. I don't know. Oh, Rach, Rach, I've been with my share of women.

In fact, I've been with a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ron. Ross felt about you. Oh, damn, they caught that. That's a whisper. Yo, Paizan. Your tailor is a very bad man. Oh, no.

Frankie, what are you talking about? Hey, what's going on? Oh, no. Oh, poor, Taylor. I feel him clean. Joey's Taylor? Oh, no. Took advantage of me.

Yeah. Oh, way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years. Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my in-seam, then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... What? Cupping. Cuffing. That's how they do pants! Yeah, he's got to build you a little pocket like undies have now.

He's got to check you. First, they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? It's an old Italian custom... Ross, will you tell him, isn't that how a tailor measures pants? Yes, yes, it is. In prison? Oh, no.

No, Joey, you've been getting, oh, no. This is so wild. This is messed up. It's just been getting handled, Joey, for 12 years. Oh, no. No one told me life is going to be this way. Jaws, joke, I'm broke. My hair is very amused.

Oh, come on, Monica. Things could be worse. I mean, you could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true. Well, I got to go. Bye. Bye, Rach. Well, can I talk to your first sec?

Okay. Okay. Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test, that's okay. Oh, my God. you know you got to check every rock you know you got to turn every stone Palo and I are not back together It was just a stupid thing that I did And if I could go back in time and do it again

Second of all What? What are you laughing at? What? Before I say anything I just need to know Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy And then I tell you what I think And then the next day you get back together with the guy

And I look like a complete idiot No no no no no no no Well then I think I think the guy's scum I actually I physically hate him you're way too good to be with a guy like that really

oh kiss him you know and who gets how how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are oh my god I'm I'm with Rachel

do it do it do it like the way I do it Julie no don't say that ice bucket was there a

A second of all? Oh, God, Ross. I think that was the whole all. No. Okay. Tell him. Feel better if you tell him. Oh, not the kiss on the side of the head.

No, I swear to God, dad. That's not how they measure pants. Oh, my God. Lord. I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andy McDowell's new haircut? No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't know who that is. Do you want to do it right now?

Great. Okay. Okay. No. She's going to do Roddy McDowell. Andy McDowell is the girl from four weddings and a funeral, right? No. Rachel, you don't know.

Don't cap. No, no, no. That's Roddy McDowell. Oh, no, yes. Andy McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. No, oh geez. You diabolical, Rachel. Okay, thank you. You're welcome.

Diabolical, Rachel. Damn, you let her stray. Season two, episode two, three, two, one. Oh, yeah, little baby. You're unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of him in like 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. Okay, here, look at nice. Oh, look at these. That's a nice transition to her new do in episode two.

two. For sure. The episode two, do. Oh, wow, is he hungry already? I guess so. Oh, poor little dude. Something funny about sneakers.

I'll be right back. Something funny about sneaking. I got to get one, too. I love baby sneakers. They're so cute. What are you guys doing? We're just hanging out by the spoons? Do you a lot of a good spoon.

You guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing. Oh, feeding. But there's a baby sucking on it This is my son having lunch Now if you have any problem with it If you're uncomfortable just ask questions Carol's fine with it

Come on Carol Carol I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question About breastfeeding It's a little leg thing I use a little Does it hurt? Does it hurt? Chandler

So, uh How often can you do it? Legs wipe. As much as he means. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? Stupid. You know, you got to ask all the questions. You know, there are no stupid questions.

Rachel, do you have any muffins left? Yeah, I forget which one. Oh, you're busy. That's okay. I'll get it. It's a roller coaster now. Anyone else want one? No thing.

No bullshit. Is her hair shorter? Yeah. It's in your apron here. Let me get it. Oh. There you go. Thank you.

Definitely. Do you did it. Routy Roddy McDowland. What a bitch. I have this friend at Bloomingdale who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. He wants to come with me and take advantage of it. Oh, I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet. Wow, that's a thick boy muffin.

I'll go with you. Great. Hi, honey. Hey, sweetums. Hi. Oh, greet her at the front door of the coffee house. Monica, what are you doing? You can't go shopping with her?

What about Rachel? This is going to be a problem, isn't it? Solidarity, girl. Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale? with Julie, it's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. She will kill you like a dog in the street. I've got to, you're not the first pig I've got to. It's actually not that big a deal.

It's a big deal to me. Oh, my goodness gracious. Woo! You John for men? Yeah. Hey Annabel. Hey, Joey. Did you hear about the new guy?

Who? Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the ombre man. The ombre man. Oh, oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Ombre.

Ombre. Ah. Ombre. What's he doing in my section? I guess he doesn't know. Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little bit. The boy looks like he belongs in an erotic novel next to Fabio.

Hey, how you doing? Morning. Morning. I know you're new, but it's kind of understood that everything from young man's to the escalator is my territory that you're a territory huh yeah oh no bejohn for men buggy well thanks umbri yeah all right oh oh boy that's so funny that's great we were shopping and we had lunch oh all right what did i have you had a salad no wonder i don't feel full mhm hi guys what's up i went shopping with monica all day and i had a salad excellent

What'd you buy? Oh, no. We went shopping for, um, for, fur. For fur? Furt. You went shopping for fur. Pelt's and skins. And then I realized that I'm against that.

And, um, then we bought some, um... Bluh. Well, like it's Phoebe. She can get away with saying weird stuff. Yeah, what's the job? I want the justification here. Bras! We bought bras.

Bijon for men be jean for men dude that guy's earring that guy's ponytail 90s and so I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go out and grab a cup of coffee she got a date with the ombre man brother actually I sort of have a plan oh no is you ready Annabelle you ready Annabelle you bet maybe some other time yeah she got caught up It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying Cologne. Pigeon for men? That guy has many more words.

This is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his nap. We've been through this before, okay? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son. Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person. This is so cute.

Oh, I got that for him. My mommies love me. Aww. Hello. Oh, hi, Jew. Hi, Jew. Oh, no. Okay, I'm sure.

That'd be great. See you then. Did you just say hi, Jew? Yes. You're a rabbi? Yes, I did. That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz. Wow.

Oh, boy. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. He likes it. I hope we meet him someday. Fan dinner. Thanks, Aunt Fee. Oh.

Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you? Because it's breast milk And you're not supposed to do that Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk Okay Duh Oh my Mika, I mean, Phoebe

I lick my arm, what? It's breast milk Baby, that is juice squeezed from a person Oh my What is the big dick? Don't do that No, no

Joseph. Joey Just you Stop Drinking the breast milk? Oh my god, dude. You won't even taste it? No.

And if you just pretend that it's milk? Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child. Ha ha ha ha. Hey, where is everybody? They took Ben to the park. Where have you been? Just out. Oh, no. Just me.

Little quality time with me. Self date. Love to see it. Thanks for your jacket. Oh, there's no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Ah, crap. Oh, here are your keys, hon.

No. Uh-oh, got caught up, Monica. If you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you $53? Why, you look up through our pockets. You know what probably happened? Someone must have stolen my credit card. Again? And sort of just put the receipt back in your pocket.

Those sneaky bastards. Monica, what's with you? Who did you have lunch with? Judy. Who? Julie? What? Jody?

Just test out the names on the J. Look, when it started, I was just trying to be nice to because she was my brother's girlfriend one thing led to another and before I knew it we were shopping oh my house of worship oh my god wait we only did it once yeah yeah right really sure Rachel I was thinking of you the whole oh my god yeah this is very fun I'm sorry all right I never meant for you to find out Oh, please. You wanted to get caught.

Had it ever occurred to you that I might just be that stupid? Okay, Monica, I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? Oh, no. No, not Bloomingdale's. Bacys are worth anything but Blooming's. Sears. I just really need to not be with you right now.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Not Bloomingdale. I'm going to 6th Avenue. Oh, Nick Goose. Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working at Smonica? Joanne Fabric. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing.

Uh-huh. It's not as simple as all that, okay? No, I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve. How did we do? I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out. I do not freak out. Why'd you freak out?

Because it's breast milk. It's gross. My breast milk is gross. Bro. This should be fine. It should be fun. No, Carol, there's nothing wrong with it. I just don't think breast milk is for adults. Drink it, Ross.

Packaging does appeal to grown-up sandwiches. And kids are like. Ross, you are being silly. I've tried it. It's no big deal. Come on, just taste me. Drink that in milk, Ross. Doesn't taste bad. Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet.

Sort of like, uh, like what? Canolope juice. No. Canolope juice. The what now? She has the one up on you. You've tasted it. Uh-huh.

Oh, you've tasted it. He's jealous. That's great. You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true. You better chug that bottle, Ross. Oh no. Yes. Give me the bottle.

This is very fun. Bottle, this is a bitch. Oh, no, no. Get me the towel. Get me the towel. I can't do it! He can't do it! That's great!

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Speed may slow about 35 gigabytes on unlimited plan, taxes, and fees. See Mammable for details. Thanks, Mimobile, for converting me. I feel terrible. I really do. Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife? How damn! Say that I'm friends with her. We spend some time together. Is that so terrible? Yes. It's that terrible? Yes, Monica, you don't get it. Whoa.

She's actually... But now she's actually stealing you! Oh! Good, girl, love! What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you? Oh. It doesn't make me any less first. with you? I mean, you're my...

Oh. Right or die. Oh, I love you, Joe. Oh, I love you, too. You guys. I'll be there for you. This really doesn't have anything to do with me. But, um, I love you guys too.

Oh, get in there. I love you, John. I love you, Aaron. I love you guys. I love all of you. I love you. I love you. you guys i know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate julie's guts yeah that's a good way put that she didn't do anything wrong and i really think that if you gave

her a chance you'd like her oh damn never and we just give that a chance the rapper for me Snap. I think I'm going to have a sell-off. Can we play the music? Oh, yeah. The Western music. Get them spurs clanking. Morning.

I said morning. Huh. All right, everybody. I'm opening the doors. You boys ready? Go down at the C.K. Corral. Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, buddy.

Yeah, boy. High noon. Get that chin in the air. I like this music here. I like this music here. Oh, dude. I want to learn that flamenco style. Spray this dude directly in the eyes.

Oh, no. Please don't. Yeah, shake it. Oh, no. You stupid cowboy. In me, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Tom!

Tom! Sorry, I'm such a dupus. I'm so sorry. Oh, no. The dup is Tom. These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all stop lasting. That's what they do.

Good improv. I just said I buy that cup of coffee now. Sure. I've seen her before. Damn, it's got told me. Look at that line of her hair. Do they give everybody haircut? Like, right before they go on?

So. So. Hmm. You know why it's awkward, Julie? I thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that being one of the two of us. I guess.

Woman intuition? I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you. Oh. I know. Because I know you want my man. Ross is so crazy about you and I really wanted you to like me. And I... Oh.

It's probably me just being totally... paranoid but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don't oh well you're not totally paranoid oh oh but she opens the body language willing to receive he's true I just I see how happy he is you know and how good you guys are together monica's always saying how nice you are and god I hate it when she's right huh hey listen would you like to go to a movie sometime or something Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah. I'd love it.

I'd love it, too. Building bridges. Oh, shoot, I got to go. Okay. I'll talk to you later, okay? All right, Julie. Bye. I have an authentic German-Japanese fusion restaurant to visit.

What a manipulative... It's okay. Doing the work. Do it, Ross. No, with the Orioles. funny. Oh, my God. It's great for it.

Oh, my God. Yeah, he really went for it. That's all that. Episode three. You know, one, a two, and a three. Hey. The one word. Heckles dies.

Uh-oh. Broke up in a hell. Why? Don't tell me. Because of the big nostril thing. Oh, damn. Oh, Ross's hair change of this episode. They were huge.

Side partner. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. Oh, my. We're not that huge. I'm telling you, she leaned back. I could see her brain. Jesus. I got a side with Chandler.

I first moved to the city. I went out a couple times with this girl really hard, but she had the biggest Adams apple. I got it. You might just be a pansexual. Women don't have Adam samples. You guys are messing with me, right? me right Joey Trujani a buy icon yeah that was a good one for a second there

I was like whoa oh my god it's fascinating oh my hair's grown you're doing it again oh they're gonna kill my boy we're not doing anything you're stomping it's disturbing my birds my bird I could have birds. I could have whatever I want, damn it. Okay, Mr. Hackles, we'll try to keep it down. Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner point. This guy's great. His hair is different, too. It's crazy.

Janice, you gotta give me Janus. That wasn't about being picky. Yeah, we'll give you Janus. I miss Janice, though. Oh, my God. Oh, Chandler, now. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's the only one that can make that kind of gym.

Yeah, faster. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, you share that wall. You've shared that wall. Yeah, buddy. Stop with the broom. We're not making noise. It's the studio audience.

That's fun. We won. We do. Hell yeah. Oh, my man. Mr. Heckel. I thought he lived up. Oh, yeah.

How did this happen? He must have been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand. Oh, no. That's terrible. I know. I was sweeping yesterday. Could have been me.

It poisoned broom. Yeah, Ross's hair is a little longer, and, you know, parts different. You know, I just realized we don't know where Phoebe lives. Yeah. She lives outside. Go into the line, Mr. Heckel! Oh, no. No, stick around.

Sadly, kill them off. Show up as a ghost. Sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fair. She's going to become Lynn Shea and insidious later. There's a lot of things out there that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true. Hey.

The Bermuda Triangle or Evolution. Whoa. Oh. Here we go, Phoebs. You don't believe in evolution? No, not really. Oh, shit. What shape is the earth, Phoebe?

Monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy. Evolution is not to be a flat-Ether. Evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe. Facts don't care about your feelings, BB. Gravity. Oh, okay. Don't get me started on gravity. Oh, Lord.

Phoebe would definitely be a flat-Euther. You don't believe in gravity? Gravity don't mean too much to me. I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed. Okay. Oh, there she is. That's the other one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle.

Heckles' attorney. Oh, no. According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to the noisy girls in the apartment above mine. Oh, wow. But what about his family? He didn't have any. He was his family. His sitcom was called family.

It's just him eavesdropping on them. I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. Isn't it amazing how much she was? You can touch someone's life without even knowing it. Oh, golly. Look at this dump. He hated us. This was his final revenge.

How can you not believe in evolution? I don't know. Just don't. Look at this funky shirt. Dude. Look at that pineapple and the turtle. You can literally see them evolving through time. Hell yeah.

You can actually see it. You bet in the U.S., China, Africa. China, Africa, all over. See, I didn't know that. Oh, Phoebe. Who put those fossils there and why? The aliens did. The ancient aliens.

Hey, there's me. April 17th, excessive noise. Italian guy comes home with a date. April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry cleaning. It doesn't go with any of my stuff. Well, what about my stuff? Put it in your room, you have a room.

You still think of it as your apartment, don't you? No. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just someone who rents a room. Oh, wow. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumb. Uh-uh-uh. How do you explain opposable thumbs?

Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts. Where did they get for? Can we just say that you believe in something, and I don't? No. What is this obsessive need you have to make everybody agree with you? Oh, clocked them. I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope. Yeah, buddy.

Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school. Huh? So is he Heckel's a teacher? Yeah, must be. Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. Hey, you're more like than you thought. He was right.

Would you listen to that? I'd call that excessive. uh heckles played clarinet and band and i played clarinet your heckles and he was in the scale modelers club and i was there was no club but i sure thought they were cool mm-hmm well you're both dorks i just think it's weird you know heckles and me heckles is your father meet me and heckles hey would you knock it off Keep Heckles alive through your unique spirit, Chandler. Oh, my God.

Keep Bretton Chandler. Old gloves. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Vivian, too tall. Wow. Madge, big gums. Too smart. Makes noise when she eats.

This is me. Oh, no. I'm going to end up alone just like he did. Our trains are on the same track. I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bittertown, Aloneville, Hermit Junction. I would love to cruise past Hermit Junction You'll see, you guys are all going to go off and get married

And I'm going to end up alone You promise me something When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays? I don't know what we're going to be doing I don't know Do I have enough people? You can come over and watch the Super Bowl Every year, all right?

I'm not going to end up like this I'll see you, man Oh, I'm going to start my new life I'm going to change his ways Hi, it's me Oh, my. Oh, there she is. God.

You called Janice? Damn it, Janice, I love you. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody. Oh my God. Who got you? Oh, my God. Ah.

Janis, you're... Yes, I am. I am. Hell ya. Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. Huh. You are looking at a married lady now.

Oh. Married to who. You couldn't have told me about this over the phone? And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no. Janis likes to have her fun. Ha!

Oh, geez. You know what we hadn't played in a while? What? Hide the lamp? Let it go. Did you know I was allergic to shellfish? Well, then you'll just have to eat the other. Eat the other lamps.

In this briefcase, I carry actual scientific facts. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old. I'm not denying evolution. Just saying that it's one of the possibility. It's the only possibility. Oh boy. Just open your mind like this much. Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the earth was flat?

Oh. Oh. Oh. You all thought the atom was the smallest thing until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out. You telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this. What a debate. Ooh, how are you going to answer that, bro? What a debate.

There might be. Can't believe you caved. Oh my God. Oh, my God. You just abandoned your whole belief system. No. No. Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, the flip is crazy. How are you going to face yourself? Oh, wow. Savage febes. It's fun. So who's hungry? Ouch. Diabolical.

Destroy that poor man's soul. Oh! Not a finger! Monica! It was an accident, I swear. Phoebe, tell her. Okay, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket. But, um, I want to believe you.

I want to believe. Phoebe's style is different this season. I'll bet. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. Neat. I'm gonna die alone. Oh, no. No. Okay, you win.

Ha ha. Chandler, you are not gonna die alone. Janice was my safety net, and now I have to get a snake. Oh, no. What? If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, a hook. Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. What?

Crazy Snake Man. Then I'll get more snakes. Call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place. They will run. Run away from Crazy Snake Man. That job. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me,

and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there. Damn, oh, buddy. Very self-aware, man. You have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with. You are not a freak. You're a guy. You're a guy. She's right.

You are no different than the rest of them. You are totally different in a wonderful way. Aw. You are ready to take risks, you're ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone. Yeah, you're not gonna end up alone. Aww. You are ready to make a commitment.

Whoa, don't know about that. Oh, God, here we go. Here we go. I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment. I don't know if you'll be able to see it. Oh, my God. You still want it?

You will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Allison, from work, she is great. Holding off asking her out in the past. in the past because she has a... What is it? Unusually large head. But I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Hey, growth.

I'll take that. You want his yearbook? Yeah, some people said some nice things about him. I think somebody should have it. Aw. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments from Mr. Heckles. Oh, God.

He was kind of a pain, he was, but he was a person. You gotta take that. Taking that with you, huh? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Hours of entertainment, you put your butt up against that thing, cheeked up. You're coming?

Double-cheeked up. Yeah, in a second. We're gonna have the end of the apartment moment, turn off the lights moment like into fresh friends. Right off into the sunset. Goodbye, Mr. Heckles. Goodbye, Mr. Heckles. Oh, you were so fun.

We'll try to keep it down. Oh. That's very sweet. A nice little button on the end of the episode. My major was totally useless. How often do you look in the classifieds and see philosopher wanted? Oh, no. Oh, my God, that's a big head.

Oh, geez. Come on, man. Very Hanky, a real one. It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. List five things you like about her Nice smile, good dresser

Big head, big head, big head Mole. Mole, molly, molly, molly. All right, gang. Killing the game. It's time for season, two, episode four, and a three, a two, and a three, and a one, and a three. That was ten blocks from here,

and the woman was walking alone at night. I would never do that. Girl walks home alone at night. This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing like that. Pigeon! That's a real ass pigeon.

Yes, it is. That's fine. You just read the paper. I'm going to get a pot. In the apartment. A cat picture. Yeah, I noticed that last episode. Just trap it.

Just trap the pigeon. Okay, that's fine. Read the family circus. Is there a Heathcliff in there? Oh, it worked. That was going to fly away. She actually did that. Oh my God, yeah, this is a real animal stunt.

I don't think you got to hold the lid. I don't think it's going to be strong enough. Oh! Steve Zon! Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe. Does she still live here? No, she doesn't, but I can get a message to her. Just tell her her her husband stop by.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm not married, Mary. Just a friend, and he's gay. and he was from Canada and he just needed a green card. Wow. How could you not tell me?

We lived together. We told each other everything. If I told you, you'd get really, like, judgmental, and you would not approve. You were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. Inverted Ross. I wasn't in love with him, and I was just helping out a friend. When he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month. And I saw you eat a cheeseburger.

Whoa. Blasphemous, Phoebe. What have I not told you? How about the fact that the underwear out there, on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having with Fun Bobby out on the terrace. Fun Bobby. Fun Bobby?

Fun Bobby. You are dead meat. I didn't know it's a big secret. Huh? You know, kind of the same lines as, say, oh, I don't know, having a third nipple. Whoa. Wow.

Chandler have a third nip? You bitch. Oh. Whip it out. Whip it out. Whip it out. him out. You told me it was a nubbin. A nubbin. What the hell, Joey? Joey, what do you think a nubbin was? I don't know. You see something. You hear a word?

I thought that's what it was. You know? Sometimes it just makes sense. Show us in a nubbins. Joey was in a movie. Oh. Oh no. The one of where the secrets come out. It was young and I just wanted a job. But at the last minute, I couldn't go through with it. So they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't because there's people having stupid on it. So what's its shape like?

In some cultures having a third nipple is a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you. Any of these cultures perchance in the tri-state area? Is there anything you don't know? Ooh, Julie's so smart. Jimmy's so special. Oh. But he's with her now.

I'm just going to have to get over it. Get over it. Get over. See, I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it. So easy. That's it. It's all.

What the... Legally blonde? Golly Willickers. Illegally Phoebe? I'm gonna go meet Duncan. He's skating tonight at the garden. He's in the capades. Ice capades.

I can't believe you're dressing up for him. Okay, no. I'm going to see him so I can put all those feelings behind me. The reason I'm dressed like this, I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband. gay husband. Naturally. Fair enough. Hey, Chandler, would you fill me up here?

Lull. Now you wouldn't want it, though. You wouldn't want it because it would be breast milk, Ross. Didn't even act like you were going to drink breast milk. Did Roxy ask us a question about Chandler having a third nipple? I don't think so. Roxy, comment below. The severe lack of the fur.

Dang. Can I ask you something? Oh. Eh. What? Yeah. Come on, talk to me. Okay.

Okay. What's been most? We've been in the relationship before. Oh, no. You did the deed? You haven't sensed. Are you and Julie not having sex? Oh.

Technically? No. Aw. Is it because she's so cold and bad? What? Ouchies. She's great. And it's not like we haven't done plenty of other stuff, lots of other stuff like...

No, no, no, no, no, don't need to know the details. TMI, Rastifer. You know, I've only been with one woman my whole life, and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now, I've got myself all psyched out. It's a different painting back there. Oh. It's not a little circle of guys anymore. I think it's sexy.

Oh. As a woman, there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have... yes yes tell me more i don't care how much she tells you she wants it i don't care if she begs she pleads she tells you she's gonna have with with another man that just means it's working oh my god dude women really want this more than jewelry wow oh no that's it's true yeah it's true verifiably i can i could i can speak to you wow God, look at you. You look great. Thank you. So to you.

It's sparkly. Yeah, it does. I remember when you were just like King Friday and Mr. Rogers, Ice is nice. Ice is nice. I missed you. I'm going to get changed. Okay. Oh, Phoebe.

Oh, no. Oh. Oh, crap. Uh, Julie? Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. Low. You're going to go with the waiting thing. Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.

Oh, shit. Oh, no, Joseph. Oh, no, Joseph. He told me to get over myself and just do it. You know, so I thought about what you said, and I thought about what he said, and, well, his way I get to have... Tonight, so... Oh, Rachel.

what is this in my pocket why it's joey's movie oh no let's all watch it together well um you know these movies are offensive and uh degrading to women and females monica help me out here hell i want to see joey is there like a story or do they just start doing it right oh that's the craziest typing test i've ever seen Huh? All I say is, she better get the job. Oh, well. Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.

Hey, hey, hey. Here I come. See, I'm coming to fix the copier. I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, what do I do? So I just watch him have... Alright. Dude, the one where Joey got cooked.

Wait, here's my line. You know, that's bad for the paper tray. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am.

There I am. Oh, God. I kind of need a divorce. Oh, wow. I'm getting married again. What? Oh, God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.

What? Oh. How can you be straight? I mean, you're so smart and funny, and you throw such great Academy Award party. That's what I kept telling myself, but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore. What? Well, I guess on some level, I always knew I was straight.

I thought I was supposed to be something else. You know, I'm an ice dancer. All my friends are gay. I was just trying to fit in. Fascinating. And there's actually a woman? Her name's Deborah. Deborah.

Well, is she the first that you've been with? There were one or two times back. and college. When I get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. Oh, wow. Go to a straight bar. Now I know I don't have a choice about this.

I was born this way. This is wild. What an interesting reversal. I'm still me. Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years ago? You know, it still smells like monkey in there? Marcel. Well, listen, this has been great, but I'm officially wiped.

Me too. We should get going. No, let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore. that's all we do that's all we do for 10 years what about Julie what about Julie well you have been

in our lives for nearly two months now okay we don't really know you I mean what do you like what don't you like we want to know everything that could take a while so let's go girl it's gonna happen eventually you gotta go so now let's start with your childhood

what was that like oh Jesus Well, in a nutshell. Crack it open. I did ask to hear your life story. Here you go. You know what? I just have one more question. If you had figured this out sooner,

and do you think that I would have been the one who... That's right. Don't tell me. I don't think either answer would make me feel better. Oh. I love you, Phoebe. Aw. Uh-oh.

no oh shit oh shit oh you're gonna cheat on your fiance so your brother's straight huh hey my second grade teacher was miss thomas

who even Ross is falling asleep who is your substitute teacher mrs mrs joey's always longed out staring off into the infinite distance I'm going home that Julie's a talker huh

lull it's pretty late you're probably not still planning on no no i am oh oh my hair are you nervous i have done it before your first time with her and you know if the first time doesn't go well then that's that's pretty darn hard to recover from oh no rachel oh don't give him performance anxiety no rachel

maybe you should put it off no no i don't want to put it off i just You'll be a manipulative girl. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna... I don't wanna mess it up. I get it, man. I'm sorry. No, it's...

It's not your fault. Maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. Maybe you were on the right track with that whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that. What about not wait? What about waiting forever? I mean, if it were me, I, you know, I'd want you to, I don't know, I'd want you to, I don't know, and I catch me off guard.

Good kiss. Are we going to come back to this? Sort of, um, soft at first. Oh? And then maybe, um, brush the hair away from my face. Oh, my God. Far into my eyes in a way that lets me know something amazing is about to happen. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Oh, you got that. You feeling it? You pull me really close. to you, so that, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. Oh, good, good, good, good, good. Oh my god. And, uh, and blurry.

Oh my lord. You falling asleep? Boss. You're passing out. Thanks, Vince. Good night. Oh, wow! Oh, woof. God.

Oh, that's hard. Oh, I've been there, boy. Oh. A man's different. He's moving different. Ah, this is a great homage. Lauren Tom. Go on Steve's on. Let's go.

Somebody got some last night. Ha ha. Twice. twice okay 90s twice let's go all right all right

we're getting into episode five season two a one and a two and a one two three four

there goes the little circle whoa man I sure miss Julie Spanish midgets little people Spanish midgets wrestling

Julie Okay, yes, I see how you got there. You ever figure out what that thing's for? I see, I'm trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure if I'm always answering the phone, people think I don't have a life. My God, Rodrigo never gets pinned. Oh. Hello, I'm looking for Bob.

This is Jade. I don't know if you're still this number, but I was just thinking about us and how great it was. And... Oh. I was kind of hoping we could stop again. Oh. Wow. I barely had the nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?

What? I got a little drunk and naked. Bob here. Oh, no, no, Taylor, no. Sand the man. What do you've been up to? Oh, you know, teaching aerobics, partying way too much. You're wondering those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.

Oh, my God. Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. I love her. I know. I'm back. Now I'm back. So, are we going to get together or what?

How about tomorrow afternoon? Do you know central perk in the village, say five-ish? Great. I'll see you then. Oh, no. Thinking when she sees you tomorrow, and she's probably going to realize, hey, you're not Bob. You're not Bobby. Hoping that when Bob doesn't show up,

she will seek comfort in the open arms of the Rye Stranger at the next table. Rye Stranger. You are pure evil. Okay, pure evil. Pernian alone. Duh. Those are bedfellows.

Careful one only to the other. The one with five steaks and an eggplant. All right. Hey everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico. Hi, Julian, New Mexico. While Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me $62 for his birthday. Oh. Come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake.

Do we need a cake? Look, guys, I know it's a little steep. But it's Ross. It is Ross, it's fair. I'll see you guys later. I gotta go. Do a thing. Get that pencil, Joey. Okay, sweet, I'll call you later tonight.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, sir. You know, I think I might just. Do you guys ever get the feeling? Chandler and those guys just don't get that we don't make as much money as they do? Yes. And we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice. It's not like we can say anything about it because, like, this is a birthday thing for Ross. For Ross.

For Ross. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager calls me into his office. Turns out they fired the head-led chef. Guess who got the job? If it's not you, this is a horrible story. Yes. Fortunately, it is me. Hell yeah.

They made me head of purchasing. Thank you very much. Hello, Michael. Anyway, I just ran into Chandler and Lost downstairs, and I think we should go out and celebrate, you know. Oh, Christ. A place nice. Yeah.

How much do you think I can get from my kidney? Are you still donating your juices, Joe? Whoa. I'm telling you, you can't do this. Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like. That with conventional methods? Jesus.

Go over there and tell that woman the truth. Tell the truth. All right. Go. Whoa. That was very funny. Hi. Hi.

Looks nervous. Um, I have to confess something. Yes. Oh, no. Whoever stood you up is a jerk. Oh. How did you? I don't know.

I don't know. Weird sense, you know, but that's me. I'm weird and sensitive. Aw. Tissue. Tissue. Thanks. Oh, Lord.

You got to change your phone number. Here is to my sister, the newly appointed head lunch chef. Who's also in charge of purchasing? Who's also in charge of purchasing? Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there? Loll. Lunch chef purchasing. Our own little desk when Roland's not there.

Here's to my little sister. Oh, wait. And I got a beeper. Peeper. Cool. Show it to me. Are we ready to order? Oh, you know what?

We haven't even looked yet. Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my scene. Wow. Damn. Oh, passive aggressive. Wow, look at these prices. Yeah, these are pretty chiching.

That's rich for expensive. Pretty incredible, according to the message she left for you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine? Yeah. My number was your number because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number. number because she thinks that my number is Bob's number. Oh, God, dude, no. I'll have the Thai chicken pizza, but hey, look,

if I get it without the nuts and leaks and stuff, is it cheaper? Oh, God. Oh, no. You'd think, wouldn't you? You'd think. I will have the side salad. And what would that be on the side of?

Wow. Why don't you just put it right here next to my water? Well. I'm going to have a cup of the cucumber soup, and, Take care Lull I will have the Cajun catfish

Anything else Yes how about a verse Of killing me soply You're gonna sneeze on my fish Aren't you He's all that Gets it yep Plus tip divided by six

Okay everyone owes 28 bucks Everyone It's Monica's big night She shouldn't pay Damn Ouch 33 50 apiece No, uh-uh, no way

Sorry, not gonna happen Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback Damn I'm really happy you got promoted But cold cucumber mush for 30-something bucks Rachel just had that salad And Joey with his like teeny pizza Tini pizza

Well each just pay for what we had Okay, it's no big deal Not for you Whoa shit Yeah, you guys gotta talk about this We three feel like that sometimes you you guys don't get that uh we're broke we don't have as much money as you okay i hear you we can talk about that

this is fascinating guess i just never think of money as an issue that's because you have it that's a good point yeah how come you guys haven't talked about this before it's it's always something with Monica's new job or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla. I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative... There's gonna be a hoopla? Uh-huh. If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.

Gift, the thing's not the gift. The thing was we were gonna go see Hooty and the Blowfish. Hooty and, oh my... I can catch them on the radio. Oh, buddy. You want to go to the concert. No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together. You really want to go, though. So the Ebola virus, that's got a suck, huh?

Ebola. It does seem like it came back a couple years ago. Gee, Monica, what's in the bag? I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look. Money. Why, it's dinner for six. Five steaks.

And an eggplant for BB. Hey. Oh, wow, it's reference at the end of the episode. We switch meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the stakes is sort of a thank you. Wait, there's more. Hey, Chandler, what is in that envelope? Oh, no.

Why, it's six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish. The Blowfish. Eh. Our treat. So, thank you. Whoa. Look, it's a nice gesture. It is, but it just feels like...

Charity. Charity. We're just trying to do a nice thing here. Your nice thing makes us feel about this big. It makes us feel that big. Ouch. It's like we can't win with you guys. Yeah, I mean, if you guys feel this big,

maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel. You're the bourgeoisie, Chandler. Now you're telling us how we feel. We never should have talked about this. I'm going to pass on the concert because I'm just not in a very hooty place right now. Oh, no.

We bought the tickets. Oh, well, then you'll have a... extra seats, you know, for all your tiaras and stuff. Ha ha ha. So I guess now we can't go. Do what you want to do. What? We always have to do everything together. Ouch.

You're right. Fine. Fine. What? This is the end of friends. Are you ready? Yes. Let me grab my jacket and tell you I'd s'h-t-day.

I just had sex. Hey. I was awesome. She was biting her lip to stop from screaming. Wow. Wow, man. Hell yeah. Still doing the screening thing? I had to pass today.

I never have to answer that phone again. Ah ha ha ha ha. Hey Bob, it's Jade. I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day. And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy. You met someone, huh? Yes. In fact, I had to him two hours ago.

Oh, no. Oh, now she gonna say his trash. How was he? Eh. Oh, no. Ah! Ah! Oh, yeah.

So, oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. Oh, Chandler. I divide my lip to keep from screaming your name. Yikes. Aw. Well, that makes me feel so good. So awkward and bumpy. I hate it.

Maybe you have to get used to it. Well, there really wasn't much time to get used to it, if you know what I mean. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. You need one of those many newfangled pills. I'm not going to be able to enjoy this. Yeah, I know. It's my birthday. We all should be here. Damn, hoody's playing like an old-timey theater.

Hey. Oh, maybe you should take for one song. I mean to be rude to them for us to leave now. Let's go Darius. Darius Rucker. That was amazing My girl looked at the camera I saw her She like looked and then kind of looked away

And looked back and looked away again You're Monica Geller, aren't you I noticed that guy at the other side You used to be my babysitter Oh wow Little Stevie Fisher How have you been? Good

I'm a lawyer now You can't be a lawyer You're eight I got to run backstage Oh yeah my firm represents the band Ross, Chandler. You guys want to meet the group? Yeah, we do.

Come on. Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my dad? Oh, no. Do you still wanted them to come backstage if she was? How was your night last night? Well, it pretty much sucked. Oh, don't brag. Yeah, ours pretty much sucked too.

Oh, but I did run into a little Stevie Fisher. Do you remember him? Oh, yeah. I used to babysit him. Hey, how's his dad? Oh, no. How old were you? Aside from that, the whole.

evening was pretty much a bust yeah we really missed you guys oh down playing it for them i have to really really really not let stuff like this about money get like is that a hickie oh oh no i just i fell down yep i got a million dollar babyed earlier today where'd you get the hickie she looked up with um you know a party or what party well it wasn't a party so much which is a gathering of people. Oh, crap. Come on, gang. And the band.

You partied with Hooty and the Blowfish? Yes, apparently Stevie and Hootie are like this. Oh. Who gave you that, Hickey? That would be the work of a blowfish. Wow. Scandalous, Monagall. Sossy in the Blowfish.

Sitting at home and just trying to guess Joey's fingers and... You guys are out like partying and having fun and, you know, hey, blowfish suck on my neck. Are you sucking or are you blowing? I'm sorry that we make more money than you, but we're not going to feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it. And we don't work hard? I'm just saying that we sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more. And you feel like we hold you back.

Yes. No, no. No. There's got to be a way to work at the salad. Wait, I don't understand. Those stakes were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kickback. I'll just replace them, and we can forget the whole thing.

Oh, she'll get fired right now? Oh, shit. What corporate policy? Oh, no. Oh, man. I just got fired. Oh. Here's your check.

That'll be 412. Let me get that. Let me get that. That's sweet. You got five bucks. Oh, come on. Yeah. Oh, no, Monica.

Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob, I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, it has been three years, and you're probably seeing someone else now. One night together, just for old times' sake. Oh. Steamy wild night. Oh, my God.

Oh, Jerry. Joe. Very good physical comedy. All right, gang, we got one more for this block. One more, baby. Season two, episode six, here we go. The one with the baby, bitty, bitty, bitty. The one with the baby on the bus. Don't cry.

Speed with the baby. It's about them leaving the baby on the bus on accident. There we go. Huh? Well, there we are. Maybe it's me. Almost. He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants.

You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. Ha ha ha ha ha. Can I, uh, see something? Your baby? Fence for the boys. E. Oh, ouch. Oh, it's your aura.

He hates me. My nephew hates me. Come on, don't do this. What if my own baby hates me? How? What am I going to do that? Oh. You stop? This is nuts. You know how? long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem out damn I mean you don't even have a boyfriend yeah out joey she does not look fat oh oh yeah

you're choking dog you're okay I don't know what's in this pie you allergic reaction lime and kiwi kiwi you said it was a key lime pie no I didn't I said kiwi lime that's what makes it so special

that's what's gonna kill me no no I'm allergic to kiwi it's your brother you shouldn't have that oh my god oh no is your tongue swelling up either that at my mouth is getting smaller Is he going to be okay?

Yeah, you just got to get a shot. Oh, you know, actually, it's getting better. It is, it is. Let's not go. Anyone up for scrabble? Scrabble? Jacket now. Don't need more.

What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to the hospital. We'll watch him. I don't think so. Oh. Come on. We want to do it, don't we? Well, I was looking forward to playing basketball, but I guess that's out the window.

Literally, baby. Just remember bringing it hot, okay? And there's extra milk in the fridge, extra diapers in the bag. Hat, milk, got it. Is it breast milk? Well, a thought of a thing. Throw up a throw throw.

A throw throw. A throw throw. Consider it done. You understood that? Yeah, my uncle Sal has a really big tongue. That's funny. You see the one with the beautiful wife? Ah, eh.

That's that one, that's nice. That's good. I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Skin is soapy and my hair is wet Get the real chords down Rachel, sweetheart, could I see you for a minute? Uh-oh. I've decided to pay a professional musician

to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie. But what about Phoebe? It's not that your friend is bad. Oh, no. It's that she's so bad. To put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around. He's got a little bit of a walk-in-esque thing.

Cannot do this to her? Uh. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, shit. That's mean. Latherance repeat and latherence repeat and latherance repeat. As needed. As needed.

Oh, God. It's okay, Phoebe. There's a place for you. There's an open mic night out there for you. It's a known fact that women love babies. All right? Women love guys who love babies. It's the whole sensitive thing. Oh, golly. Himmaid that pack of babes over there. Maybe one of them break away. Alanis Morissette, jagged little pill. Hello. I don't know where I know her from. Bare naked ladies.

Cudy pie. Well, don't think me a modest. That is a sticker for the bare naked ladies. Do you want to smell them? I assume we're talking about the baby now. Smell like you Why we trade Great baby smell Get a whiff of his head

You Get a whiff of his head My uterus just skipped a beat Oh I think it's great you guys are doing this Well we are great guys Oh no My brother and his boyfriend

Have been trying to adopt for three years What agency did you two go through? Hell yeah Yep Oh my goodness That's what I knew that's what she thought And he's going to be paying this woman Why doesn't he just give her

Like a throne And a crown Terry is a jerk, okay? That's why we're always saying, Terry's a jerk. That's where that came from. Jerk Terry. Jerk Terry. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie's?

I mean, you won't be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything. I don't know. Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine. You don't clean the cappuccino machine? Oh. Oh, shit.

Of course, I clean it. Oh, alright, fine, fine, fine. This guy with the blonde hair has been back here, like the whole whole show and never said anything. Yep. He's a consistent co-worker. Oh, this is so exciting. Oh, no.

How much am I going to get? What? Oh, no. He's paying the people who are playing, so. Oh, no. No, no. I'm, he's going to be paying that other woman. Oh, no.

Well, I'm not going to be the only one who's not getting paid. Well, but thieves. No, I'm sorry. No. No, I'm not some, like, sloppy second, you know, charity ban. Uh, are thousands of places. in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play what i play i play for me i don't need your charity thank you no i don't need your charity la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la maybe they can take the needle and squirt into my mouth

you know like a squirt gun my brother has a slight phobia about needles did you tell him that my my squirt gun idea Oh, no. Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now. Oh. Well, I feel you. I had a shot today. Really? I had a flu shot.

Of tequila. Oh, okay. You want to squeeze my hand? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard. I'm not like, oh, my hand.

That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we want to pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Oh, no. Hey, hey, look at that talent. Look at that talent. So what are you guys out doing today? Oh, we're not out. We're just two heterosexual guys hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend.

Two dudes and a baby. Oh, where's our stop? Get out of here. This is our stop. Looks like a backlight. Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we get together for a drink? Oh my God. God. Oh my God, you guys. How? How do you, how do that happen? You were holding it. No, no, no, idiots, no. You were something else.

It feels like the universal back. Well, I don't remember they actually shot. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my. Oh, no. Sorry, hey, hey, I got my asses back. Eh, huh, huh. Are you the professional guitar player? Yeah, I'm Stephanie. Oh, right. Oh, snap. How many chords do you know?

I do they both have leather jackets on. All of them. Oh, yeah? So you know D? Yeah. Okay, do you know A minor? A minor. So does your guitar have a strap?

Yeah. No. Oh, mine does. I'm better than you. I should be able to name who this is. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what somebody might do if they left the baby on a city bus.

This is so bad. We lost a car seat on a bus today. It's white plastic with a handle, and it fits on a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. Let's talk to you again. Oh. Warm central perk welcome to.

There is a jerk, and it won't let me work, and I hate Central Perk. Oh, my God. Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer Stephanie Schiffer Unless that's her actual name Zachary They're all invited to bite me

What if they start harmonizing their sets Oh We're about the baby We love the baby on the bus is here Guys, Joe Easier I'm almost

Assuming one of you is the father. Oh, shit. We're both the father. Ha. Yes. Yes. Oh, Ben. Hey, buddy.

Oh, crap. Crap. Crap. You know which one is our baby? You know what this man's baby looks like? This one has ducks on his t-shirt, and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks or clowns. Oh, no.

Ben that one's definitely been remember you had that cute little mole by his mouth yeah yeah yeah hey Ben remember us okay the mole came off oh no oh no we'll flip for it ducks or clowns oh heads heads it is yes we have to assign heads to something uh-ha you can't just get psyched out of our heads alone Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. Clowns. So do freaking clowns, Joey. Scary ass clowns came to your birthday.

Art the clown. The angel of the morning, angel, just touch my cheek before you. Friends Deadpool crossover. Then slowly turn away. Okay, this has to be somebody, right? It looks like it says pork where she's standing. Essential pork. I thought you might be cold.

Thank you. What outside shots this episode. Yeah. This whole like playing for money thing is so not good for me. You know, I don't know. When I sang Susu Suicide, I got $1.75, but then Smelly Cat. Oh? Smelly Cat.

I got 25 cents and a condom. Oh, my. So, you know, now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat. Aw, Smelly Cat's protected. I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then boosh. I don't know. I used to do my songs because it made me happy.

Now it's like, it's just all about the money, you know. Yeah, change that, girl. And in fact, there was actually a request for Smileyk. melly cat really from who well me oh hi funny song whoa oh this guy drop a condom in your case she a funny rabisi kind of an emergency yeah here you go oh no hey christine i got it oh hey christine oh it's the best day of that boy's life remember the time i jam that pencil into your hand Remember it. Ah.

What do you think this is a freckle? Oh. Wow. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb? Yeah, just torture each other. I remember people telling me about it. Oh. What hell Ben has a little sister?

And I hope she can kick his ass. Ah. My little nephew. Come here, that's not the... He's not the... Oh. Tocopoles babies. Hey.

He's not crying. That's not your baby, dog. He's got your baby. Yes! That was my little boy, huh? You want daddy to change your diaper? Look at it, is it your son? Fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

Oh, yeah. He rode the bus today. Oh, yeah, you did. Oh, yeah. You got very familiar with the workings of public. with the workings of public transport today. Hey, I have a question. Uh-oh. How come it says property of human services on his butt?

Oh. You. You are gonna love this. Oh, no. Come here. Come here. Stay back. I've got Kiwi. Run, Joey, run.

I got Kiwi. I'm not afraid to use it. Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? Yeah, yeah, that's better. I don't really remember it. I don't know if it's new or not. I think we're remembered Smellycat. It's definitely a cultural osmosis.

Why don't you just follow me? Okay? Mm-hmm. Never heard of her. Smelly cat, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. Too much. You're better than me. Stop it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right.

It would be lovely to go on to episode seven. We've got to paste ourselves. Hold on. We don't want to get through it too fast. Wind up with no episodes left at the end of the show. Like, where did it all go? Where is it? We ate it all. We consumed all of the television. Exactly. We can't do that. We've got to leave some delicious morsels for us all to look forward to. However, if you happen to be watching this right now, at this point in the video, thank you for being here. Thank you for getting friendly with us.

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the talk on any podcast platform of your choosing, if you leave us a review, that would be much appreciated. Arun Janeldi. We've got some questions to get into, but first off, how you're feeling right now

after six episodes of Friends? season two. I'm feeling fantastic friend. This was fun. You know, the show is consistent. We're tackling new dynamics. We're tackling new themes. We're tackling money problems and babies and jealousy in reverse and manipulation. It's been a good six episodes.

It's been a great couple of hours. I'm really enjoying it. I'm thoroughly enjoying these most recent episodes. And I look forward to watching more. But before I dive into the other things, the people are sending us, Johnny, boy, how are you feeling, Brando? I'm feeling, man. I'm feeling good.

We have been through so many hijinks, so many jokes and bits and gags. We've had guest stars. We've had hilarious bits. I got to actually, it's funny, you will sometimes see us on camera with notebooks or, you know, pads and taking little, you know. And there are times

where I just want to be able to write an aside and be like, this was particularly funny. Remember this joke? Because there were we laughed throughout these, but there were a couple that I'm going to have to go back and dig back for it because there were some really like clever and choice

jokes and some fun games in these episodes, especially with like yeah, the whole conversation between Monica and Rachel that's as if it was like about cheating when it's just about them like going shopping and establishing a friendship or you know the there were a lot of those like inverted situations where it's like one the seriousness and dialogue of one type of scene applied to something innocuous or silly I thought it was a really fun thing they did a handful of times across these episodes yeah it says continuing to be a very joyful experience here I love the friends and I liked seeing them from some adversities this week, work out some conflicts within the group. Everyone got a new haircut.

Yeah. We said goodbye to Mr. Heckler. I'm going to miss them. He was great. My favorites. In Soma, we heard the iconic smelly cat. Like, shit's crazy. Yeah.

Gang, we got some questions from the patrons jump into before we go into a, you know, hours long, deep dive into every moment, breaking down each joke, plot line, and performance note kicking us off today oh wait no it's there you go

every video got to make sure that we're on brand Stephanie Horton thank you for chiming in appreciate you being our friend along this journey now that you all have seen episodes 1 by 24 and 2 by 1 what do you think of the classic

quote airport chase for the loved one trope and how it was used in this instance also any thoughts on how it speaks to the pre-9-11 time it was filmed in. Oh, yeah, absolutely. They can't do that no more. You can't just walk up on the terminal or even on the plane like you could back in the 90s. You could walk into the lobby of the airport or you could walk back out.

Pretty much. Pretty freaking much. But yeah, I thought it was fun. I thought it was really great, you know. I kind of missed that time. I wish I got to experience that as an adult. You know, people just like waiting outside the terminal for you. I think I have vague memories of coming home from Ohio

or my family used to live and my dad would be at the end of the terminal. I think that's a thing. Maybe my memory's lying to me. But I really dug it here how they book in, you know, or they book into the season of the first one with that and then literally start us off with the resolution of that scene in the beginning and then how that sets the tone for Ross and Rachel's

relationship in this new season. And yeah, I also think that it speaks to, we were a lot more lax before 2001, before September 11, 2001. But yeah, I like the trope and, you know,

I don't know if there'll ever be a day that comes back, but, you know, I'm happy we can still see it in movies and shows. Yeah, yeah, I have that same kind of like very, very, recollection at the back of my mind of like oh yeah you know like kind of any step of the way you might be able to encounter somebody who's just

there to hang out with you or to pick you up or whatever it is and now yeah if you aren't flying you might not make it past the curb most of the time and it's just yeah fun you know the further we go on the more of a you know I think

when that was more possible in actual life the trope would become a little more like ah you know it's cheesy blah blah blah and now because it's no longer the norm it's kind of a charming relic of the past uh that yeah you would never see today um so yeah i appreciated it and it made for a really nice wallop uh because too after everything with ross pining for rachel in the first season for her to be the one making this realization and running to the airport you know and we're like oh hell yeah it's finally gonna they're finally gonna you know give it a try you know

and then he gets off the plane with Julie. It's a nice, you know, it's a nice, you know, opportunity for some awkward comedy. And a bit of blood in the show. Do you need a bit of blood? Leaving it from the forehead. Bochito. You got that cool zebra patterned blankie,

or not blankie, band-aid, because you got the blankie. I was looking at the blankie. I do. You try to wrap your head with a blankie. It's so warm and it's so soft. Josh, John washed it. I did.

Brought it in and watched the blanket. Smells good. It smells so fresh. to get sure as a rejuvation job.com. Yeah. Every one you order is washed by me personally. And every kiss begins with K. But yeah, too, there are a lot of establishing shots

that feature the Twin Towers. So it always kind of roots you in that time and place. And watching this, I kept forgetting, like, oh, I think they did film. Like any show that's about New York, there's a part of my brain that's like, did they shoot this one there or did they shoot it here? And now I'm like, well, there's a central perk on the Warner Brothers back lot here.

So, like, I'm pretty sure they would have shot. a lot of this here you know what i just realized is that this show is going to go on past the point of mad eleven so they're probably addressed at some point probably well yeah that's going to be crazy yeah uh but yeah like seeing the back lot and uh i feel like this was shot out here comment below if you know because like brooklyn nine nine shot out here and there were certain exteriors at times were like is that downtown LA or is that new york yeah is this a back lot that I've been on before, or is this, you know, an East Coast background. Either way, yeah, a very charming use of the trope and, you know, a fun start to the Ross Rachel saga

that I understand is a big through line of the show. There we go. Recalibrate my brain for the clap. Sanrak, Aaron and John, now that the show is settling into a rhythm with the writing. What are your thoughts on elements like pacing, joke writing? how a plots, how A plots engage or not with B plots, et cetera. Especially interested in how you both felt about the one with the five steaks and the eggplant, which saw the writers tackle income inequality between the friends.

I really like that episode. I think that was my favorite of the six because it was like, oh, we're still a comedy, but we're dressing like real things within friend groups. And I feel like the way that they navigated that was interesting. because I thought they were going to come to the happy-go-lucky resolution where they all end up going to Hootie and the Blowfish. But no, they stood 10 tones down. I'm like, no, we're not going to go.

We don't want your pitie handouts. And, yeah, that's just a very real thing in the real world. So I appreciated it. But to answer your first question, I thought it's, you know, they're getting real tight with it. Getting real good. I felt like, I mean, in those first few episodes, it's like where we were season one around this time.

I don't know if it's, how much of it is the writing? I don't know how much of it is the writing has improved and, like, found the rhythm versus how much of it is being accustomed to the pacing of the show, but it feels like these first six episodes went by really fast, and I found, it kind of like got this comfortable thing of having these characters all paired up in different scenarios and having it feel satisfying whereas maybe those first six episodes are like okay this is like it's fun

but this is a lot but I didn't feel that sense of minor overwhelmedness yeah these the first six episodes of season two I feel like they they do have like a stride of sorts being established certainly and I mean part of that

is just because the you know cast is so I mean they've had a lot of chemistry and have been very fine tuned up till now, but I feel like, you know, obviously you're at a point where now they have like a cruising altitude, a rhythm that's been established that's, you know, now in the place where you can really start honing it and finer tuning it, and it feels like the writers are well in step with that, and they're probably at this point a little bit more attenuated to writing

for each person's specific voice and stuff like that. And yeah, I thought there were a lot of really fun games that they played across this. And two, I'm continuing to admire the way that they have certain, again, serialized elements. Is Julie just a way for one of these? Or, you know... She's not in the... I think she's like in half of them, or at least like... Because there was that bit where Ross was like, oh, I miss Julie. And I was like, they're not just going to, like, write her off, you know, in a single line or something like that, right? I feel like there's got to be some kind of at least. I don't expect Julie to maintain for the whole show.

They said she was in like, she went somewhere. She's on a trip. She's away. Okay, that's right. But yeah, like this idea that he's got this girlfriend now and there was that whole thing where like Paolo comes back for a second. And even the more episodic stuff of like, oh, Chandler trying to date and things like that. Like they nicely make these so that they can easily be taken always, you know, just in isolation.

but also, yeah, like, I think they use the serial story, which is often one of the A or A adjacent plots in a way that kind of nicely, you know, bolsters, gives things like a backbone to hang stuff on, but then also, you know, makes for other games within the B plots and stuff. And, you know, I really enjoyed a lot of, like, especially that one, the one we were just talking about

where they're talking about the friend group and the money and all that stuff, five steaks in an eggplant. I really like that because, yeah, that one was very funny and it didn't like stop fully to be a very special episode of but it still like didn't mind seemingly

just being candid about a conversation and letting them not agree and realizing that you could still have fun even if everybody's not on the same page or the one where Mr. Heckels dies, I thought was like a nice one because that kind of trickles into some of the other kind of, you know, more

silly plot stuff. But even like, you know, Rachel and Monica dealing with the lamp and everything, like, is a bit innocuous, but even then that's getting to the deeper point of the idea that they need to kind of reauthor the space and accept that it's both of theirs and it's not just

Monica letting Rachel borrow a room or whatever, especially if she is like they're paying half rent and stuff. So yeah, and like they all go over to Rosses at one point for another like dinner thing and I feel like they've been doing nice to like expand on stuff and you see like oh yeah how they take care of the kid. The kid factors in some of the time but not all the time. It's not like every episode has to deal with the kid. And so yeah, I feel like they've done so far nicely to be adept at jumping back and forth between a bunch of the things that they have established up till now that they have at their disposal while also not losing sight of the heart and soul of, you know, just having fun with everybody quipping and bantering at each other. And two, I mean, this had a lot of things where like, you know, people are trying to get back at each other or, you know, are dealing with direct interpersonal conflicts. Rachel and Phoebe, you know, having to do, um, having to, you know, kind of confront this idea of like, well, the business wants to hire a different kind of musician and, you know, they don't want to pay you. And so there's like personal anger, but there's,

also you know anger at a bigger situation than that and uh i don't know yeah they these episodes like had actual conflicts i mean them leaving the baby on the bus is mostly funny and doesn't amount to like much true conflict yeah but like a lot of what we did here i think nicely found more ways of incorporating dramatic ideas or things that friend groups might go through but in a way that yeah it doesn't feel like it's clashing with the comedy or taking you out of the fun and it makes it kind of nice in that you can let the characters

grow to a degree but not so much that it messes with like the things that need to stay constant for episodic comedy to work. Yeah, I feel like they they're finding that that rhythm between like obviously the things that are more heightened

like episode 6 and then obviously the way that things like the one with Heckles dies and I would end up a Like a very, I don't know, what's the word for it? Not solemn. It wasn't sad per se, but just like. A reflective.

Reflective sort of tone. And then obviously the one with where Monica Gets Fire, that one's like sort of a sadder tone. And then the one with the baby on the bus. I think that one's like the most entitled sitcom episode of it. Because everyone's going through like a wacky situation in that episode. You know, obviously they go through a wacky situation every week. But I felt like, yeah, there was more wackiness overall with everybody. That one was the most sort of like all the plots feeling a bit isolated from each other.

Because, yeah, you have just the fun and games of Joey and Chandler around town plus baby. And some nice stuff with like Monica and Ross being brother and sister. I think like that was kind of the nice heartfelt thing. And I do like the resolve between Rachel and Phoebe. But it did, like of all of them does feel like the most. Yeah, like, and I think it's fair for a show like this with as many episodes as there are a season to have that where it's like, yeah, this is a fun one and like it's not like we're not going to have a lesson or people aren't going to go through something touching. But like, yeah, there are going to be three wacky plots and they're all going to kind of only really collide in that these are, you know, in everyone's common spaces at one point or another, characters are touching base sometimes. Whereas, like, the, you know, the moment where Heckels dies is really nice because, like, that whole thing is, like, Chandler gets reflective and he starts to kind of contemplate what he wants, and then Monica and Rachel have their own thing due to this.

And, like, yeah, that was, I think, to your question, a nice instance of, like, the circumstances of an episode permeating all the plots versus one, like the sixth episode, the baby episode, that feels very much like this is an episodic totally, it's. It's not, I'm not calling it filler, but it's kind of like when anime shows, like, jump back and forth between. These are the more intricate ones that are more like plot-oriented. And here are ones that are more just like, oh, here's some fun bits of the week. Yeah, it didn't, it didn't, it was fun. It was sitcom in the sense where it was truly a situational comedy

and that nothing necessarily progressed the overarching arc of the season or the development of the characters. Yeah, just stray things. Joey's Taylor, very funny. That was a funny. That was wild and hilarious. The amount of a big deal they made over the breast milk was very funny and very wild. The whole thing with Ombray, I thought, was hilarious.

That subplot relatively detached from things, very funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the one with Phoebe's husband, honestly, weirdly, that's one where I kind of wanted, I liked the game of him being like, I'm straight, and I'm coming out as straight. And, like, my brother's straight. My parents are cool. Like, very fun stuff. And part of me almost wanted a little bit more.

I just, not that it didn't do much with it or anything like that. But I was like, I kind of want to know more about this facet of Phoebe's life and this Steve's On guy. Yeah. I probably we just get little random nuggets of Phoebe's interesting life throughout the course of the show. And they're typically, like, one-off things, you know. Yeah. Like, yeah, she doesn't really have any overarching stuff. stories, at least thus far in the show.

And the thing about the five stakes and an eggplant one is that it's kind of neat in that it has a strong a plot that affects everyone, and it's an interesting philosophical debate of, yeah, how do we as a bunch of friends of different means, you know,

corral to have the best time together without having to worry about money. But like the whole Joey, I mean, the whole Chandler subplot of that is totally detached pretty much from all of this. So like that episode has both. I'm very confused. Maybe there's a piece of information we missed.

I'm very confused about Phoebe's whole job situation. Because the whole reason why Rachel and Paolo broke up is because Phoebe is a massage therapist. And Apollo, like, touched her while she's getting massage. But then she's working for Chandler and, like, later in the season. Yeah. And now she's on the side. I was like. And then she's, and we've seen her at Central Park, but it's not been a very strong idea of, like, this is a source of income for her.

Yeah. You know, like, what is your situation, girl? Because I feel like massage therapists typically make pretty good money. And that's one of those things where, yeah, I'm like, is the game of it going to be that we're always kind of like, what is your deal? Do you have a different job all the time or, yeah, are we going to get a more solid portrait of Phoebe as time goes on? And we still don't know where she lives, right? Yeah, no. He's the only friend who's place we haven't seen.

I wonder if that's going to be a thing later in the show. But, yeah, this is a very interesting. You know, it's hard to catch all the, like, stuff you'd study on a first watch. But I do appreciate the kind of interesting, you know, we're watching one of the most highly beloved and rated sitcoms ever. So, you know, you can't not pick stuff up. So I'm curious to, yeah, continue observing. Also, thank you guys for tuning in to our first six episodes.

As a time of recording this, only the first six have been released. And, yeah, we're getting a lot of love and a lot of feedback. And we really appreciate it, guys. I'm happy that this is paying off. Thank you for welcoming us to your central perk. Nikki Son Risa, thank you for chiming in. Hey, Aaron and John, I really hope you're still loving this show because I'm enjoying watching you watch it.

We are having an absolute blast. In the one where Heckles dies, Chandler has a strong reaction to his death and reflects a lot on his own future. Have either of you ever had a moment like that where a life event really put your life into perspective? How do you think this will affect Chandler's character moving forward? if at all. R.I.P. Matthew Perry, that is right. That was not very long ago at the time of recording this. This episode always makes

me sad now, remembering Matthew. And yeah, I hadn't think about that. I hadn't thought of it in the moment, but that is a really, I imagine, I don't know, comment, you know, if this has been your experience, but I have to think that people who know the show really well probably have pulled that moment in particular as kind of a nice little reverie for him. because yeah it isn't really sweet and it's one of those things that elevates a show like this where yeah

he has that little aside at the very end where he just observes the room and it's empty and there's like an interesting kind of light about it and he lays the he sets the broom back up and yeah has this moment for this guy

who was always kind of a thorn in their side but you know who he saw a lot of himself in and yeah I thought that was a really lovely thing And again, I'm sad that that, you know, actor ostensibly won't be back because he's a very funny character when he would pop up. But I thought that was a really strong, a nice device for him to be, like, looking through the yearbook.

And, like, they do a lot to be like, ah, you know, like we find some funny stuff in his place. And he leaves them all this junk. And, you know, there's a lot of humor. But, yeah, him flipping through the yearbook and being like, hey, this was his life and someone should have this. Like, someone should kind of, you know, commemorate this with a little bit of

empathy and just carrying on of his spirit for a little longer who knew him and I guess we're the only ones who knew him that's a good question I think thank you for the question Nikki two things kind of came to mind when you presented that the first being a couple years ago someone in my family was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease so I when I found that out I really did put in perspective like being grateful for you know your

autonomy your body and you know just utilizing it when you have the ability to and then the second thing which is more recent I think it's public knowledge now was the passing of Angie's father and you know I lived with him for about a year and it It's just, yeah, it's a strange, sad and surreal feeling, like knowing somebody was with you and then seeing them not be there with you. So, yeah, really just kind of pushing its perspective, and then this is the finality of life and being able to be grateful for what you have, and then, you know, preparing for the future in the event of, you know, things not going.

according to plan. But yeah, I would say those are the two things that really affected me and that showcased a different perspective within my line of thinking. What you know? Yeah, I mean, definitely throughout life, I feel like the older you get

and the more, you know, harsh realities you have to contend with, you know, the more this kind of happens. But yeah, especially lately, just people I know have been experiencing loss. And that even in just observing that and being there, you get reflective. And, I mean, I've lost family members in, you know, not super recently, but also not that long ago. So, you know, being there for, yeah, memoriums and, you know, reuniting with family that you haven't seen very much.

Like, it's interesting because, yeah, it gets you reflecting on the important things. And about making time and about, you know, doing the effort of connecting. to the people that are in your, you know, family or the family that can be found through a group of friends. There was a guy I knew who I was striking up a, you know, there was a guy I knew for many years, you know, in somewhat passing, but who every time I saw him would be like, you know, really jovial, and we would always end up talking,

and, you know, we had reconnected not long ago in the past couple of years and, you know, had been talking a lot creatively, And I was really excited to kind of, like, jump in and collaborate with him and just, you know, kind of, you know, one of those things where you can kind of tell about a person, like, oh, yeah, we're supposed to be buds. And then, yeah, very quickly, he came down with a certain type of cancer in a month he was, or we discovered that he had a certain type of cancer. And then, you know, a month later, he was gone. And, you know, that's one of those things where he's like a pretty young dude. and any brush with mortality I think just puts you in a reflective place

and it's one version of that when it's a grandparent or something it's a whole different version of that when it's like a peer or somebody kind of on your walk of life and yeah or even just like if you ever like almost get in an accident

but don't you know like those things get you reflecting or even just the passage of time like yeah like I definitely have moments like this and it can come out of someplace random you know just driving past you know a human moment somewhere or it can come out of you know like a real big life event and i mean certainly yeah like you know just seeing Andrew go through what he has been going through real recent um you know my uh my partner lost her best friend you know not long ago and that's been a yeah a hard thing to I mean, you know, certainly is doing the work and coping,

but there's all sorts of times where, yeah, it's still hard and it's still painful and, yeah. So there's, yeah, I'm not sitting in Dower or, you know, kind of melancholic reflection all the time, but there's definitely, I think, a lot of that moment that Chandler has and the way he is struck by that, that I have felt, you know, that life perspective. And it's hard because, you know,

Yeah, it's like you want to kind of maintain that vitality and that sense of urgency to make sure that you live richly and express to the people that you care about. And it's hard to maintain that when you're kind of back in a casual spirit or back in the flow of things. But I don't know if it'll affect, like I don't expect a major difference in the character of Chandler, but I expect this show to do some coming of age for everybody. And I have to imagine that this is one of those, you know, bricks along the road or, you know, up of the wall of, you know, Chandler's growth. And I have to imagine, yeah, like there will be at least a small smidgen of that spark of like, you know, got to live. Got to do it while you can. Yeah. And I also think it'll inspire him to, you know, eventually realize that he doesn't want to just play the field all the time.

But he does want to settle down. He does want to find love, consistent love, and kind of put the nitpicking aside. So eventually, you know, I'm very curious to see where these characters go from season one to season 10 and how much they change over the course of those 10 years. Here, here. Thank you, Nikki, for the reflective question. And that's like any good sitcom, you've got to be able to, you know, get a little dramatic or get a little serious, get a little heartfelt once in a while.

So heck yeah. I have one rhythm for everything. I think it's that, because it's, yeah. Anyway, Flev Doran, thank you for chiming in with your question. Good tone shift here. Would you guys taste test your future baby mama's breast milk if they asked?

Yes. Yeah, why not? I do it. I'll try anything once, most things once. Yeah. Come on, Mama, give me that titty milk. What is? yeah i mean i'm not like you know it's not uh it's not a thing of mine so i'm not i'm

you know relatively i'm not excited about breast milk as a concept i'm glad for babies uh but yeah i try why not how'd you feel if you just like surprise squirted you in the eye or something i don't know i guess i would laugh yeah it would be it would be a little absurd because it's not within the realm of like very common sillies but you know be pretty silly yeah that's her back, you're just like, you're like being playful and dissers, just like, yeah, I gotcha. You're like, like a clown flower. Yeah. A lapel flower.

Just a little, a little cloudier. Yeah, I'm not, that is the funny thing. It's like, I guess I could see how somebody would be as weirded out as they were, but I'm like, come on, guys, it's not that big a deal. It's like a couple drops. Like, because Ross at the end of the episode, like, chugged. He gets like a few swings. Oh, yeah.

I'm like, I don't think you needed to go that hard, but well done for, you know, mind over mattering. making him for all the times he denied himself yeah exactly he's making him for lost childhood j rushden oh and yeah leave all your guys thoughts are you are you breast milk people are we missing out should we find a special cafe that makes their lattes that way jrushton closing us out ever deal with a smelly cat random question not yet i've dealt with smelly cat before yeah here or there i mean like i know one cat one of my favorite cats in the whole wide world.

He's a very tiny, cute creature and a very, you know, unique personality, you know, a little bit skittish, a little bit dainty. Doesn't come out for a lot of people, but, you know, once you've earned her approval,

you know, is quite talkative and bubbly, but she can wreck a litter box. I'll tell you what. Wow. She can fill up that room. I've dealt with some smelly cat, but it wasn't an animal.

Hey, yo. Hey, hey, I know what they were feeding that cat Or maybe I don't, I don't know That was the problem But yeah, I've dealt with some smelly cats over time Not in any way that was like chronically bad Or where the cat was like sick or something So that's good at least

Yeah, no cat suffering like intense indigestion so that's good but let us know your smelly cat experiences down in the comments below and thank you all for joining us for another block of friends for a feature-length binge

any other stray thing to throw out before we go get my real allergy shot make sure your tailors are doing your right oh my God dude and your hair cutters

that that frigging Dudley Moore cut that she gives the way they handled the aircuts I thought was very funny because like in the first episode half like you know two thirds of them have new hair and then there are in the intervening

couple of episodes they're like fun little games and explanations as to why Monica's hair changes a little bit after and somebody else's hair change even Mr. Heckles had his hair change they hadn't had longer this time anyway leave us your thoughts guys leave us your favorite

moments your favorite episodes your favorite jokes from this block and we'll catch you for episodes 8 through 13, 13 next week. Be well, people. Thank you. Hi, I'm Gene Chatsky. Longtime Today Show Financial Editor, author of Women with Money and host of the Her Money podcast.

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