The Reel Rejects - Extended Version: FRIENDS Season 3, Episodes 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, & 18 REACTION!! First Time Watching!!

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

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It started with a scream inside a quiet Maryland home, a mother trying to protect the family dog and her son in the grip of a violent hallucinogenic rage. By the time it was over, she was dead, and he claimed LSD made him do it. His name, David Minor the 4th, and we talked to him. Listen to Invisible Choir every other week as we uncover the most haunting true crimes you've never heard of, available wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you to Shopify for sponsoring this video. More on them in just video.

Friends, buddies, pals, companions, compatriots, comrades of the reject nation. Chums, if you will. We're back. It's Aaron and John. We're Jaron when we fuse together, like, you know, the Megazord in Power Rangers. Let us know if you want us to react to Power Rangers. Anyway, we're going to watch Friends again. Season 3, episodes 13 through 18, plowing right through if you want.

You can skip around to the one with the stuff that you like in the description box. There's timestamps, all that good stuff. You know how we do it over here. Aaron, how's your day going? How you feeling? I'm feeling well and swell and good and hot in this moment because I got all black on

from the cold studio but I'm hot like a freaking baby hot like a thought hot like a thought hot like a little volcano. I'm good but yeah we have we're at the 13 to 18 marking the friends

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on the YouTube. Anyway, you guys know what it is over here. It's time for friends. Let's perk it up. Central Joltz. Crunchitize me, cap'n. $6, please. I just had it for one night.

It's three. Eight o'clock's the cutoff, and, oh, it's 802. Oh, what's that movie poster behind him? Deek. Way, you have too much power. Is that Dragon Heart back there? You don't have to help me out here because I only have three. I don't know.

I don't know. Whoa! No mustache! I'm so overwhelmed. I don't like it! Put it back! Put it back. Put it back.

Put it back. Your lip went bald. That's funny. What? You got panties stuck to your leg. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Oh my.

How did that happen? I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer and static claim. Ah. Or maybe just because God knew I'd move running into you and saw an opportunity he looks younger he does it's crazy oh no don't no he's saving that no but you know oh hello all the titles hey disney he's going to up to the counter with citizen cane vertigo and clockwork he's not bad so you want to get a hamburger or something I don't know that's a specific just friends I won't grope you

I love the baby girl. I love this set. I'm so overwhelmed by all the tapes. I'm so sorry. I wanted to see every cover. Corderoi is back there. For every night that you're asleep before I get home from work, I will wake you up in a way that has proved very popular in the past. Oh my.

You need to stay late. I want to be supportive of that. Since when do you roll a blade? Oh, since tomorrow? Since tomorrow is a great response. He like, you know, jogs. and blades and swims. I like our multi-colored scarf. He's going to teach me how to do all sorts of jock stuff.

Jock stuff. That coat, too. Hey. Somebody got in late last night. Yeah, well, I ran into Richard. Oh, did you? When did this happen? Oh, around 802.

That was very specific. Talked for a little while, and then we went out for an innocent burger. An innocent burger. Oh, there's no such thing as an innocent burger. Is your bodies talk, too? And then we got an innocent hot dog. And I was an innocent bun. Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now she's celebrating that by going on a date with him.

Yep. Oh, Lordy. It's not a date. I'm just going to teach him how to make a lasagna for some potluck dinner he has. You might want to make a little extra because you'll probably be hungry after this. Yep. Yeah, you've got to fill back up. So that's why we're going to just be friends.

Naked friends. Naked. Naked. Dude, hot naked friends. Ugly naked guy, hot naked friends. Beautiful. We love contrast. Do you have any ice ice? Check the freezer.

If there's none in there, we're probably out. Are you just getting home from work? It's late. Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day, though. Oh, no. I could just sit in on a meeting with the reps from Calvin Klein. That's cool.

I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth using just my tongue. Dude. Not a bad. Never tried that. But yeah, not a bad skill. Why do you have a copy of the Shining in your freezer? I was reading it last night, and I got scared. That is a good place to keep it, actually.

But you're safe. from it if it's in the freezer? Well, say, fur. Yeah, put Jack in the maze. I'm surprised that Joey reads. I have too. Haven't you ever read the same book over and over again? I guess I read little women more than once,

but I mean, that's a classic. What's so great about the Shining? Bro. What is not so great about the shining? And the answer would be nothing. I love that Joey loves the book. This is like the scariest book ever. I bet it's way better than that classic of yours.

Are you ready to get a book swap episode between the two of them? Well, we'll just see about that, okay? I will read the Shining. Cool, let's go. And you will read little women. Penny wise, I don't trust it. Oh, okay. Steven King.

How little are they? How little do they? Ah, yes. Oh, there they are. They like scary little? Yes. They're little pigmy, like, tablet women.

Tiny women. Chandler, Ross, this is Robert. Hi, Robert. What's up, Rob? You have lipstick right here. Oh. That's okay. It's mine. We just kissed. Ha, ha.

So isn't it a bit cold out for shorts? I'm from California. Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flame. I don't know if that's how that works, friend. We do. Hey, I'm going to be in shorts in a minute. I'll just jump cutting there. That'll be. Yes. Oh, my God. Full spread?

It's like Andrew. Sitting with Andrew in a reaction. I'm up. I'm up. I've gotten up now. Anybody want anything? That is crazy work, my friend. You don't feel the breeze? I'll have coffee. Yeah, me too. Yeah, make that three. Okay.

Ross, why don't you come with me? Shots out to Andrew's quads as well. They're a staple of the channel. Robert's coming out. Oh no. Oh no. I was gonna say, how does he not feel that? Yep.

He's coming out of his shorts. That's full Monty. The man is showing brain. Showing brain! That's great. How? What a way to... Hold on.

Balls to you! What a way to phrase that. That was a coffee and a... Coffee. Okay. We could write it down for it. No, that won't be necessary. His physical comedy is great.

I never knew to expect that. Well... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do we do? I suppose we just try to not look directly at it. Just tell him. just tell them yeah come on we're gonna put our hands in this bowl and we're gonna

start squishing the tomatoes dude I ship them this feels very weird dude let's go I want to try that is weird as not having a mustache sure I touch them but I spend years learning not to squish them yes that's mainly what you're learning when you're an obstitia no what the hell yeah oh okay you get keep squishing tomatoes just keep squishing just keep squishing just Just keep squishing. Oh, yeah. You get some on your shirt.

Your shirt, too, girl. Dude, you should be doing this in one of those cases with the gloves, like they do for radioactive shit. Yeah. Only way to prevent some spillage. The trick. Soul in the spillage. He spilled someone in his lips, too.

Oh, boy. You've got some on your pants. Yeah. Just throw them out. Give that marinara breadstick. These little women Wow Wow

You're liking it huh Amy just burned Joe's manuscript I don't see how he could ever forgive her Yeah bro Crazy work It's heinous back in the day Probably didn't have a copy or oh How Blocks and Whites think and feel

Inception of America Joe's a girl It's short for Josephine But Joe's got a crush on Laurie I love this It's like a girl girl thing Definitely is The one thing missing

From the Shining That is Lori's a boy You gotta read at least 10 times to get it Joe I learned how to shoot A layup

A foul shot And a 23 pointer You mean a three pointer I get more Because I'm dainty Dainty Yeah it's more impressive that you got there

Is there a phone here I can check my messages Yeah in the back Oh yeah the 90s You have to call yourself I remember I remember what's Captain Morgan

Oh Damn. Scroote them all. Scroats my goats. Pickleball, baby. What are you doing? Get back over on your son. Officer Scrody.

Oh, no. Screwdy? Oh. Joey, we haven't met. Good to meet you, Robert. Oh, my God. Do you not like Robert? Why are you laughing?

Calm down. There's no reason to get testing. Ah. Ah. Ah. But I'm down. They're having a ball. We're sorry.

It just seems that Robert isn't as concealed in the shorts area as one may have hoped. Does he get testy if he loses at basketball? Robert, could you... I think it's pretty nutty. Pass me those cookies. Sure. Oh, my God. This guy...

This guy. What a champ. Phoebe, you got to tell him, dude. So you owe me three pretty things. Oh. I've been thinking a lot about you, too. Oh, this is cute. Would you all forget all you broke up in the first place?

It's a word. I was about to say. Comment below. I've never heard that word before. Comment if you know that reference. Oh. Call you back. Just friends.

It'll be okay. Diding doodoo, and just friends. Oh, man. Look at that chest. So we can be friends who sleep together. Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball. KFWB. Do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?

Just your dad. Hell yeah, man. I do have a blind date with my sister's neighbor next Tuesday. Do you want me to cancel it? Oh, damn, dude, Richard. No, because if you did, that means you'd be canceling for me. And we're just friends. What a stone cold fox this guy is, man.

Hey, oh, don't sit down. Ready to go to the bedding cage? Yeah, you bet. And first, here's a gift. Ugh. Is it pants or underwear? Like box or briefs? Stretchy pants.

Well, those are the greatest things in the world. Far with you, I'd wear them every day, every day. Every day, every day. Thank you, really. That's so nice. But, to be honest, I don't think I can wear these. Oh, no. They're so tight.

I feel like I'm on display. Where both? How you doing with the Shining? Oh, Danny just went into room 217. Uh-oh. The next part's the best when that dead lady in the bathtub. Why would you say that?

Oh, Broseph. All right. I'll talk in code. Is it 217 in the book? Remember when the kids sees those two blanks in the hallway? Two blanks, I think he said. Yes, I heard it too, though. We're not watching sides right now. That was crazy.

It's crazy work. When Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then in the last second, they get away. Brah. I can't believe you just did that. I can't believe she cracked your code. Good. Oh, God. Lori proposes to Joe,

and she says no, even though she's still in love with him, and then he ends up marrying Amy. Damn. Savage. Mine was by accident. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad. Oh, geez, bro. You like

these books, guys. You like the books! Stop! His reaction! It's so mean. Beth dies? Is that true? If I keep reading, is Beth going to die?

Oh, yeah. You got to save her, Joe. You got to stop the book. Joey's asking if you've just ruined the first book he's ever loved that didn't start Jack Nicholson. No. Then why would you say that? Prove a point. Because I wanted to hurt you.

Wow. Wow. I drop my keys. Oh, Lordy. Jesus Christ. Got a full fruit basket. He's seen this shit all before. He's way past it now.

I had to work two ships. And then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs and a grill fire. Oh, no. I thought they were supposed to be flame retardant. I was just thinking your day could still pick up. Lull. Yeah, the drama masks. You called those out.

Oh. One of the earlier blocks. Wow. I love this friend thing. Wow. Yeah, definitely friends. I would melt. Can one of you just tell him?

Please, right now, no, every time I see him, it's like, is it on the loose? Is it watching me? Oh, he's watching me! The bulb. So you ready for the gym? They got this new rock climbing wall. We can spot each other. Oh, my.

Listen, Robert. Hey, don't we have to? Yeah, we got. I think you're really, really great. Oh, God. Here we go again. Does he know? What does this keep happening to me?

Is this something I'm putting up there? This guy. Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts? Props to this guy. Yeah, too. I don't know. I don't know what to say.

Hey, buddy. This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house. Gunther. Gunther, man. Gunther. Efficient, direct, hell yeah. Put the mouse back in the house.

That's why you're the manager. Wow. It started with a scream inside a quiet Maryland home. A mother trying to protect the family dog and her son in the grip of a violent hallucinogenic rage. By the time it was over, she was dead. And he claimed LSD made him do it. His name, David Minor the 4th, and we talk to him.

Listen to Invisible Choir every other week as we uncover the most haunting true crimes you've never heard of. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, God, girl, you've thrown those things. It's just like everyone else. This apartment. It's got rooms and walls and ceilings. Oh. Oh, no.

Oh, no. No. You know he had a date, girl. What do you mean? Don't I get to see the bed room? Oh, it's pretty much... Girl, under the bed. Under the bed.

No, sis. We're still on this side of the door. Yeah, but I didn't get to see it. Oh, shoot. Maybe next time. Jesus. real one, but also Dan. Who is she? That was the blind date

that I told you about. She called and switched it from Tuesday. Oh. Oh. Do you like her? I'm just asking as a friend because I am totally fine with this. Yes. Evidently. Well, you seem fine. You do.

You know what? I'm not fine. You seem foin. What if we're friends who don't see other people? You mean like exclusive friends. Exclusive friends. I mean this has been the most amazing week this is so tough even if we were friends who live together maybe some day friends who stood up in front of their other friends and vowed to be friends forever wow I would love to do all that but nothing's changed not true you don't have a mustache that's true yeah but we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end I gotta walk out of here right now because getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do well you haven't

fully done it. Uh... No. How about one last game of racquetball? One for the road. Who, whoo. Watch the thorns. Ow!

Mm. Beth is really, really sick. Oh, no. Joey. Joe's there, but I don't think there's anything she could do. Joey? Yeah. Yeah.

You want to put the book in the freezer? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh, that's very sweet. I like that. I like that we had video store and we had little mini book club. Yeah.

For two movies that have been famously adapted, too. Multiple times. Yeah. All right, three, two, one. Whoa. Oh, she's running the same thing Phoebe had on that one time. Who is that? It's good.

Yeah, a song with rhyming words. Ooh, I never thought of that before. Nah, you're past rhymes, Feebs. Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time. It's hard. Look at you, all jealous. You two have completely different styles. You know, she's more...

Damn, the death stare. She's the voice of Tommy Pickles, isn't she? God, I know her name. Yeah. That's not Tara Strong. This is way too young for that. My next song's called Phoebe Buffet. What can I say?

I really loved when we were singing partners, and I shouldn't have left you that way. Oh, wow. Oh, no, one of those. Look for the hidden meaning songs. Oh, no. She's in a ton of Rob Zombie movies, too. Is she?

Yeah, she's in, I think she's in Devil's Rejects. She's in 31. Also, why are the Cups Central Jolt, but the place is essential perk? Maybe that's their proprietary coffee line. How do you know I'd be here? I ran into Vlad of the place. where they sell the big fish

and he said you played you a lot so long but if the place where the big fish comes up again I'd like to know whether that's several big fish or just one big fish It's the movie big fish He tells us you write jingles Actually I said she abandoned me to write jingles Eh, yish

Anything we might have heard of Home is never far away Home is Homestar stew Home star stew That's like Gold Star Chili The thing it totally is Tommy Pickles I can't come up with anything good So they fire

I'm bummer I like her dice necklace Yeah Phoebe had that on In the previous episode Maybe you'd want to get back together No but thanks The one with Phoebe's ex-partner The one where Phoebe gets the band back together

The one where Phoebe goes platinum Dude that'd be sick That would be awesome That was kind of brutal Well okay let this be a lesson to all of you Once you betray me I become like the ice woman Unyielding Dude

Nothing nothing can penetrate this icy exterior Lisa Cudrow Emma Frost Elsa Cudrow Someone in there? No, this is just part of a daredevil game that I play I call wait until the last moment before I burst and die

You fall high Wow Oh So did you, did you fall high She looks similar to her too Name Sean Twin Peaks You know what

Got the go ahead I'm talking to, uh, this is a part where you'd say your name. Ginger. Ginger. Don't you have to use the bathroom? No. I just, uh, I'd rather, uh, talk to you. Yes, I do.

Oh my God. Where's Chandler? Can't make it. He said he had to go back to his job to do, uh, whoa. It's the one where Chandler poops his pants. Oh, no. Ah, shit. Joey Tribiani.

Oh, snap. Uh! Whoa. Nice. Joey, I can see you, okay? You're hiding behind the coats. Put your coat on top of him. I'm Monica, too. Dude, that extra is very hot. Hi, sweetie. Hello. Oh.

Yes, my man. I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I'm going to have to come back up here. You've had to work late every night for the past two weeks. What is it this time? Actually, it's kind of my fault. I quit today. But work comes first. Jesus. What happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did you? Woof.

He wasn't even trying to go after a girl, dog. Better job. Oh, well, that's great. So I guess this is, this is goodbye then, huh? Goodbye. Why are you going to get a dick to him? Well, we're going to miss you around here. Yeah, me too.

He literally has a girl, Ross. Chill the hell out. I hope they summon a spirit. Can you imagine a conjuring episode of Friends? The one with the haunting. You know those are a delicacy. Yeah, that was Leslie. calling again to see if we can get back together

it's like the 20th time today good luck Leslie oh no you gotta hash this out you know we were best friends ever since we were little our moms worked on the barge together we were biffles the barge what the hell is a barge um like one of those big

floating uh no he met some girl at the coffee house look it up after no oh no oh no are you sure it wasn't something it sounded like ginger, like, uh, uh, gingier.

Gingier. It was ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, the movie star. Eh, I thought of the spice girl. That's the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out he's my roommate, she's going to tell him what I did.

What did you do? What did you did? Oh, oh, no, no, I can't. What did you did? I can't tell you that. It's like the most awful, horrible thing I've ever done in my whole life. Oldest Wakel Changer gets home

because it'll be more fun that way. Uh, it was like four years. Four years ago, okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times and then we went up to her dad's cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog, Pepper. Oh, no. Ginger. That night I cooked this really romantic dinner. You gave her food poisoning.

Not her. I wish. I wish. Me, her, and pepper all fell asleep in front of the fight. I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out, so I picked up a log and threw it on. Oh my God, Joe. Or at least what I thought was a log. Oh, no!

You threw pepper on the fire. I wish. Oh? I guess another thing I probably should have told you about Ginger is that she kind of has a... A prosthetic leg? Artificial leg. Oh, you threw her leg in the fire? That's bonkers.

What did you do after you threw her leg on the fire? I read! Oh, Joey. Joey. That's pretty bad. Oh, Chan man Chanlar That's the best kiss I've had

With anybody I met in a men's room Yeah Actually me too Chandinger Oh, foot in a puddle Foot all in the puddle Oh damn I hate that

Yeah, we're gonna have to get you out of those shoes Was that real snow Don't worry about it No really, you're gonna freeze No, I'm not Oh, right Yeah What do you got a bionic foot

Someday, maybe Hey, interesting. That does have to be like kind of an interesting thing to have to tell somebody. Thinking about something funny I heard today. Oh, no. Mark's saying, I'll see you Saturday. He's reading The idiot? Yeah, at the lecture.

I told you that last week. Bro, I thought you're over this. Oh, no, no, no, it's not the lecture. Oh, please tell me it's not because I'm going with Mark. I mean. If you're not working with him anymore, why do you still have to do stuff with him? Because he's my friend. But do you really need another friend?

You do have five. If I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark? Aw. Mark is in fashion, okay? I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me. Pah! I would love to go with you.

I have clothes. I even pick them out. I mean, for all you know, I could be a fashion monger. Fashion monger. Honey, I would love for you to come. Go with me. What? What should I wear?

Now I'm all nervous. Nah. It's been a couple hours, and she hasn't called. Not that I even care. You care. Why don't you just call her? You obviously want to. You think you know me so well.

We think we know you. She dumped me. I totally trusted her, and then one day it was like, okay, bye, Fibs. Gone. She feels abandoned. When we were playing together, that was like the most fun I've ever had in, like, all my lives. You've lived many. Damn, I'm one hot chicky, not much like I stepped in something icky.

Hey. Dickie shoes, sticky shoes always make me songs. Ticky shoes, sticky shoes. Ah. Ha! Ah! Oh, they're even kind of color-coordinated. Aw.

Dude, they should do a Smelly Cat duet. Yeah. Remix. His phone in the sleep. Okay, Malcolm X over here. Yeah. You're so pretty. Oh, Lord.

I love you. Dude, chill. Engage. Be present. A. Bleeding you. It's not your fun. You could totally sell this.

She already did. litter campaign. No. Yeah. Jingle? No, no, no, no. You make a ton of money. If I was in this for the money, I would be a millionaire by now.

Yes, of course you would. I'm going to play a song now that's really, really sad. It's called Magician Box Mix-Up. Oh, no. Oh, Christ. My man. He was really breaking out this year. He was actually laughing, like, just genuinely.

How was your date with Ginger? He was great. She's great, great looking, great personality. She's greatness, personified. Sounds like she's got the whole package. Joey told you about the leg, huh? Uh-huh. Oh, boy.

It freaked me out. Oh, no. I know it shouldn't have, but it did. I mean, I like her. I don't want to stop seeing her, but every so often, it's like, hey, you know what? Where's your leg? Uh. Damn.

Whoa. I'm the smallest person in the world, aren't I? I'm the smallest person in the world. I do like that they let them have these struggles. Heard about the leg burning, huh? Oh, boy. It came up. It came up.

I know it's a long shot, but by any chance, did she find that funny? Prob comedy, you know? My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks. Ah. 45 minutes, the man talked about strappy back dresses. Dresses. How about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium? Hey, everybody.

Remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had. Yeah, granular interest. It's Professor Pitane. Wow. That little bone proved that that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly. What I just heard? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You can't get mad at her for not being interested in your stuff, if you're not interested in hers. I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka. I mean, now... I think a lot of people would. control jackets take over an island i mean that sounds fun that sounds very fun everyone's got a jacket physical comedy's great if what i do is so lame then why did you insist on coming with me this morning because you're insecure huh was it so i just wouldn't go with mark no kind of pretty much feel like you're slipping away from me this new job and all these new people and it's dumb but i

I just hate that I'm not a part of it. You don't like change, friend. I understand. I get it. But maybe it's okay that you're not a part of it. I mean, it's like I like that you're not involved in that part of my life. That's a little clearer. We have stuff to talk about with each other.

My work, it's for me, you know? I'm out there on my own and I'm doing it. And it's scary, but I love it because it's mine. Yeah, I feel you. But, I mean, is that okay? You know, I need to share it. I mean, yeah You can't

Being sort of 100% Conjoined is not ideal I mean it is for some people You're thinking about my leg, aren't you? It's a little unhealthy, we'll go to bend it No, actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again? What's the deal? Really, I mean, the only thing I need to know is how much it bothers you

Because I don't like waste of my time Yeah, bro No, I don't think so It's just like anything else, you just have to get used to it I wonder how people who actually deal with this must have felt about this episode. Like, it's something I'm sure anybody with a prosthetic has to deal with. What's happening? What's that?

That's my nubbin. What's a nubin? Oh, no. It's kind of a third nipple kind of thing. Oh, no. Oh, no, that's right. Three nipples? Didn't we talk about this?

Two regulars. One that barely qualifies as a. Is you a triple? about about your freaking nipple dog nothing i i just remember it after leave you have a thing with nipples are you serious you have to leave now fascinating well it's nubbin nothing wow Freudian slip oh that's crazy weird what weird development you jingle fight her song didn't you oh no she sold it my old ad agency, they went nuts.

What the hell, chick? I told you that I didn't want you to try and sell it. You big fat did it anyway. Yeah. I think five years ago, I probably would have done anything, play with you. But I can do it by myself, right? And if I can't trust you, then just forget it. You have to choose.

Yeah. The most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing, then, okay, you can have Smelly Cat. Whoa. But we won't be partners. So what's it going to be? Wow Don't change your kitty

Change your kitty litter You That's so messed up Life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff You know you learn your little lessons And hopefully you grow Want to hear a new song? Yeah

Oh no Jingle bitch screwed me over Go to hell Jingle 4 Go to hell Go to hell go to hell That's all I have so far Oh Lord

Okay let's see what it was Damn it's called Crazy. The one of Phoebe's ex-partner. The doctor. Is everything okay? Oh, yes. Just had me a little nubenectomy.

I think I might have said that. Nubenectomy. We said something about her and band. Sherilyn Fenn. What's Sherilyn Finn? Damn, all right. It's like Rachel in high school. Kidding, it was such an obvious joke.

That was an obvious joke. And I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it? Huh? The source of all my powers. Oh. Oh, dear God. What have I done?

You're going to get your nipple back. Nipple back. Nipple back. Nipple back. Nipple back. All right. Three, two, one. Episode 15.

Oh. How much you give me to eat this whole jar of olives? Bluh. Why? I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me $2.95. It's the one with the jar of olives. I need an Atlas. Why?

Do you have a report due? I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN. What the, what is your life, girl? Okay, let's start with the free massages at the UN. Oh, that's my new thing. I figure it buys it piece, make peace. Sure. I kind of get it.

You might just get the first Nobel Prize in rubbing. Blah ha ha ha ha. So what country is this guy from? Um, Ich Nechtrianist. What? There's a G in there. Okay. Gazentite.

Where's that? In your Atlas. Yes. I don't have an Atlas. Oh, but wait. I do have a globe. Yeah, I was going to say, we've seen the globe before. He's very dashing, you know?

Very, very sophisticated. And he doesn't speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me. Yes. Of course. That is a very, that's not the globe I'm thinking of. It's a globe. Why didn't it was such a tiny globe? And a pencil sharpener.

Hell yeah. That's a very 90s thing. Anybody need anything copied? I'm going down at zero. Oh, no thanks. Just give me anything I can make two of. But cheeks. Why are you going down there?

Are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the bell button ring again? Yeah. You want to come? Yeah Take the olives Finish up with your customer first Come on Toadio Sanchez

Can I help you We're having second thoughts About our copying needs And now we'll need a little more time To think about it There for Chloe switch with me There's some guys here

Got a crush on you Bro how many times This happened Hi guys I haven't seen you since this morning Damn Well You know

You know Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night? Oh, both of us? Maybe. Maybe. Is that scary? Probably does. Probably does.

It's just Isaac's DJing at the Philly. You should come. Oh, we'll be there. I'll see you then. All right, rock on. Rock on. Oh, no. Bad face.

He says that working with you makes this strange city feel like hope. Oh, me too. Although the city is my home, so that's dumb what I said. Don't tell him. I said that you make something up. Crap. Me too. Nice.

Thank you. Good wing man. Your eyes are very pretty. Aw. Thank you. Very much. Oh, thank you. You'll have to kiss the translator, and the translator will kiss him for you.

in his native tongue. Of course. Bluchin Bispiece. He would like to kiss. Really? You know, you don't have to do that now. Oh, no, no, not him. No, no, you don't.

What language are they actually speaking? Is it like Russian or something? Oh. Hey. My man is too good at his job. Wow, it's small. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it. You know when you're on a date and you're getting along really great,

but the guy's translator keeps getting in the way. Is Rachel in her room? Oh, no, she's still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her. Is she going to cancel on me again? How could she do this? Doesn't she know it's our anniversary? Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. Call Rachel. Ross, call Rachel. Oh, that's my new. Doodle have a ladybug with a top hat. Very fun. What's going on? There was a disaster in shipping, and now I've got to get this order in.

Honey, I'm so sorry, but it looks like I'm going to be here all night. Could you come and be the translator's date so that when we, you know, it's time for our alone time, you two can split off? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He's kind of cute. Well, kind of cute, like really kind of cute, or kind of cute like your friend, Spackleback Larry? Spackleback. His name is Spackleback Harry. do you respect the man

come on maybe we should get going I mean what time did Chloe say we should get there 10.30 what time is it now 430 it's winter time that's right it's been snowy outside

hey remember when she brought up that thing about you know the three of us yes vividly she was kidding about that right yeah I think so but what if she wasn't but you know what just in case maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules

yeah for sure okay probably want the first one to be never open your eye You don't want to be doing something And then look up and see something that you don't want to be seeing That is What if my eyes are closed

And my hand is out there Yeah, uh-huh Okay, eyes open it all time How do we decide where we You know, each would, you know I imagine you feel it out in the moment You know, we could flip for it But like what's heads and what's tail

I think heads and tails Then I don't want to do this with you I think it's pretty Like, I feel like it's already built into the coin concept. Pretty much. Yeah. Oh, God. And it clearly states that we ordered the Riviera bikini in a variety of sizes and colors.

What does it matter what I'm wearing? Yeah. Thank you for hold. Hi. Oh. Dude. Respect the boundaries. Ross, you were ruining this.

You brought a picnic. Oh, what a boyfriend. That's it. On Monday, I start wearing makeup. Lull. This is very nice. But, but I. I've got a crisis.

Yeah, but I've got coos-coos. Oh, my God, bro. But I told you on the phone, I don't have time to stop. Okay, you don't have to stop. I'm invisible. I'm not here. You're being here. Bro, get the fire away from her face.

What I've got here. All right, see, 038 is not the number for this door. Zero three eight is a... Bro. Ross. Ross. Seriously? Ross.

Oh, they had those in the 90s, electric ones? Cool. I'm sorry, as I was saying, the store number is wrong. And I'm sorry, but that is... Oh, my God! Oh, my God, dude. You got to get out of here, man. You've got to get the hell out of here.

I'm going to have to call you back. I've got shimp in my office. You're not listening to me. I don't have time to stop. Come on, Rich. You don't have, what, 10 minutes? I don't have 10 minutes. What, Sophie, does she have 10 minutes?

Listen to your freaking girlfriend. Don't yell at me, okay? This is the most I just. seeing you all week. I cannot do this right now, okay? I've got a deadline. Would you just go home? I'll talk to you later. Oh, man. They're both not communicating. Actually, that's our three-hole punch. Yeah. She's pulling away because of work, and he's feeling anxious because she's pulling away. Look, about what happened earlier. Well, I completely understand. You were stressed. You got to read the room. Blame it. We're not going to take any kind of ability.

I was going to give you a chance to apologize to me. For what? Are you throw me out of your office? Are you serious? No right coming down to my office. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work unless maybe they were a park ranger. You're not listening, dude.

Or on the day you know it's good for that. I don't feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore. Ross, what do you want for me? You'd want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? No, but it would be nice if you'd realize that it's just a job. Oh. A job? Uh-oh.

Ross, do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about? Yo. I get that big time and I'm happy for you, but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine, okay? I don't know what to do anymore. But neither do I. Oh, shit. Is this about Mark? Oh, my God, bro!

For you. Stop being so into freaking cure. Is it nothing to do with this man? No, you're making this too hard. You are? Yes, you are. I don't know. I don't know.

You can chill to freak out. Maybe we should just take a break. Oh, oh. Fine. A break? Let's take a break. Let's cool off, okay? Let's get some frozen yogurt or something.

Jeez. No. A break from us. Damn. You are now on a break. I know a few things in this life, but I know that Ross and Rachel, we're on a break. Hmm.

Hey, it's the dinosaur guy. Hi, Ross. Oh, no. I want you to meet some friends of mine. Oh, you're obsessed with Ross? This guy's my hero. Oh, wow. He comes in with some stuff.

He wants it blown up 400%. We said, we don't do that. He says, you got a. And you know what? We did it. Dude. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say, let's ross it. And that's the only color that comes in.

Uh-huh. Do you have a quarter for the condom machine? Hell yeah. A condom machine? Yep. That's a thing? Yeah. What are you doing here?

They're rare now, but... Yeah, a little change of plans. We're going to break up instead. You take a break is a little different from a full-on breakup. It's like a half-breakout. What did I say? Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed

with you tonight. Yeah. Oh, my God. No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice. Lull. Tell Sergei that I was fascinated by what Butchros,

Buchos Gali said in the New York Times. Hey, where you put you? He says he was two. Interesting. Oh, no. So I was wondering. Okay, wait, before you get all talkie again, could you also please tell Sergei, I really like his suit. Oh, my gosh.

Uh, that's what I get you to watch. Thank you very much. He thinks you look very pretty tonight. You're here golden like the sun, so you're a chef. Oh, my God, dude. I'm also thinking of opening up my own restaurant. Oh, really? Marka, can I talk to you behind my menu, please?

Ha. What are you doing? Well, I was having a conversation. Yeah, but Misha is so interested in you that Serga and I haven't been able to say two words to each other. Oh, my God. You're my wingwoman. What do you do?

Just sit here silently while the three of you have a conversation? That would be great. Wow. All right, yeah. There's a lot of, like, dysfunction in this episode. People's individual motivations. It's Mark. Oh.

Oh, shit. What? Is it my breath? Oh, no. Isn't it tonight your big anniversary dinner? Well, well. Rach? Oh shit.

Are you okay? No, no, no. You want to talk? I mean, I can come over. No, really? No, please. No. Right, I'm coming over and I'm bringing Chinese food.

Oh, yeah, I'm not hungry. No. It's for me. Oh, okay, bye. No, don't go over there, dude. Yeah, it's like people's individual motivations versus their collective motivations. You guys call her and look it out. Some selfishness going on and then...

Don't have to wait a while? You're not seeing that. This isn't like swimming after you eat. Pick up your phone! Pick up your phone! Oh no. Treats me like a park ranger or something. Are you drunk?

Egg roll? No. Ha ha ha. Hi, it's me. Oh, I'm so glad you called. I've been thinking this is crazy. I mean, don't you think we can work on this? Hey, what do you want to drink?

Shit. God damn it. No! Nobody? Oh, no. That's a lie. Bro. Oh, why?

Oh, no. Honey, look, he just came over. Yeah, got it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Oh, no.

This is so bad. Oh, that's okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't feel like dancing. I feel like that. Having a drink, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. He's like, wants him because he doesn't want her. because he doesn't want her. And so from half a world away, while my mother held a phone to his ear, I said goodbye to my dog. Ugh. Could I have a tissue?

Oh, yeah. Hope you don't accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it. Jesus. You invited her here. Sergei would like to apologize for my behavior tonight. Uh-huh. Tell him apology accepted.

That's what you need to. Oh, he's unbelievable. I mean, for the first time. Someone actually wants to talk to me, but you think he would let me enjoy that? No, you silly diplomat. What did you learn some English, Sergei? Ah, ha, ha, ha. Isn't he paying for your dinner?

Hey, the man's dog just died. Oh, my God. Pookie. Pookie. I have just resigned my post. Would you care to accompany me to the Rainbow Room? I have diplomatic coupons. There's diplomatic coops.

My guy has coupons. Let's go Rainbow Room. We have a rainbow room. Plate. Plate, yes. Plate. Plate. Flit.

Oh. Oh. Blit? Yeah. Mug. Her cup. And I'll wait without you. Why don't you just do it over here?

the one where ross and race will take a break maybe oh no but he coming back shit she's trying to call ross with oh without you where did chanler and joey go god what was i just watching her in she's she's no god no this is well timed to the lyrics And you get to be continued. The one where they take a break, part one? We got two-parter? All right. Not bad.

Again, it's a very hard language. It's a very hard language. American. That's very, very fun. All right, season three, episode 16, coming up, three, two, and a one. And that was the one where Ross and Rachel take a break, killing it. Killing it, Arn. Friend of the channel, I got to tell you something.

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Yeah. Oh boy, oh boy The next morning Oh, no That was a big anniversary dinner We never actually got to dinner Oh, nice No

No, we kind of broke up instead Whoa! Oh man You broke up Yeah, but it's okay because when Ross left Mark came over Oh no, Rachel, you and Mark Mark and I talked

And I realize how much I love your stupid brother. And yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work. Oh, no. Oh, no. Who, where are you, dude? Oh, no. You're in her bed. Or, nor.

Oh, you're at your place. Because you've got the dinosaurs. She's still here, though. Yeah. Morning. What was I just watching her in? It's driving me nuts now. I've been trying to reach you all night

I feel awful Please Ross you've got to know There's nothing between me and Mark This whole break of thing is just There never freaking was He's a girl dude I'm just so sorry I put you through it I love you

I love you I'm gonna go to bed now But on my way to work tomorrow morning I'm gonna stop by around 830 Bye Shit What kind of puppy do you think I should get I don't know how about a big one

I promise well they're a small one Listen we kind of have to get going Wait my shoes Lady are there The girlfriend I told you about last night She wants to get back together with me I found it That's so great for you guys

Wow Oh jeez Shazvot. Oh, hey, you are right on time. Does it smell like chmacks in there? Oh, no. Can I be your girlfriend with me? Yes, you can very much.

Oh, my God. Why are you mopping your ceiling? There's banana on it. The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail. Oh, good, thanks. Now, what is Fabiotech? Fabiotech. But I saw this infomercial, and I swear to you, I have never, ever bought

anything on TV before, but there was this stuff on leg waxing. It just, it looks so amazing. Waxing! Ah? It's incredible! I so want to be a vaccine girl! Waxine. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Yeah, we figured when we couldn't find you, you'd gone home to make up with Rachel. Probably what you should have done, huh? Yeah. How'd you get the girl out of your apartment? What is she gonna do? What is you gonna say when I tell her what I did? Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question.

No, no. How dumb are you? Eh, well... Trying to rebuild a relationship here, right? Trust him. I'm supposed to do that without being totally honest with each other. I'm on board about the total honesty thing. I am.

Just not about stuff that's going to get you in trouble. Hey. Nobody's going to benefit and you're just going to hurt her. Yeah, okay. All right. You just have to make sure she doesn't find out some other way. Mm-hmm. Did you think about the trail?

Trail, the Oregon Trail? What trail? The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out you did it Uh huh Chloe works with that guy Isaac Isaac sister is Jasmine and Jasmine works at the massage place with Phoebe and Phoebe's friends with Rachel and that's the trail I did it I did it oh Christ You're applying the wax scene and linen strips to leg number one did that grasp one of the linen strips by its easy grab tab and pull it off in one quick pain free motion Oh that Isn't it not pain-free?

The girls in the satinities on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad. That's because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. Yeah. If you don't believe me, please be my guest. Be my guest, be... Oh, wow, ow, oh, my God! Uh-huh! Chloe, hi.

Is this about me taking your watch? What? You took my watch? I'm sorry, I do that. You do that? You do that? Did you tell anyone about us? Oh, no.

You didn't mention anything to Isaac, right? Why, to Isaac, everything. You say, of course you do. Oh. Hey, Isaac. Isaac, hi. You know, we haven't actually met. You dog.

Oh, Lord. You dog. I happen to have a girlfriend. Oh, right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place. Yeah, that's the one. I don't want to hurt her. Doesn't matter how much we love him. Monogamy is too cruel a rule.

Ugh. Golly. Can you keep this information to yourself? Oh, no problem, dude. We gotta look out for each other. We're the same you and me We're the same No, we're not

Yeah, we are We're not Yeah, we are How? Oh Would you love with her too? I just need to know that you're not Going to tell your sister

This is the one where they're the same I can promise not to tell her again Oh Shit Jasmine We met at Phoebe's birthday party I'm Ross Geller You did a bad thing

Oh no It's a bad, bad thing. Did you happen to tell Phoebe yet? No. Please don't. I love my girlfriend very much, and I want more than anything to just work it out with her.

You didn't cheat on her. I get why you'd be all like this. But you should probably talk to my roommate because I told him and he knows Phoebe too. Oh, wonderful. Got the... Oh, no! No!

Please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place. I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to? to? Wow. Gunther, you're conniving, man. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Gunther saw an opening and took it. Or he traveled fast. Gunther's a savage, man. He is, dude. He's had his eye on TV. The remorseless shark eyes is just there. Right.

Yeah, he's been on Rachel for a minute. Oh, we were just waxing our legs. Off. Off. Off. Your information, this happens to be a pain. like no man will ever experience. Oh, they're gonna do it too.

Unless you've been kicked in an area, that God only meant to be treated nicely. Yes. I think women just have a lower threshold for pain than men. Oh, no, Joe. It's just a little wax. Joe. Oh, that's mature.

Okay, fine, so now what? I just pull it off. That's right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come on, talk to me, please. to me please you i can't even look at you right now what nothing nothing nothing at all i made a mistake what were you trying to put it in her purse ugh where did he put it Ugh. You had

with another woman. I knew something had to be wrong because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday. What? That's how you can tell. I guess so. You guys knew about that

and you didn't tell us. We get hidden our hat. Yes. Get out of here. Just get out now. No, I know. I want to stay. I want to talk about this.

Okay. How was she? Uh-oh. Oh, that don't. Nope. Don't do that. Don't do that. What?

Don't answer that. Don't answer that. Don't answer that. I'm a joey. Come on, Ross, you said you wanted to talk about it. Let's talk about it. How was she? She was awful.

Don't say this. Don't say this. Don't say anything. Terrible. Not like you, baby. Fine at best. She was different. Oh.

Ooh, not different. Good. Different. Nobody likes change. Nobody likes change. Oh, no. Should we do. something yeah never cheat on rachel he didn't cheat on her technically

i'm sorry oh man or did he cheat on her well they weren't broken up they're right on that line i got your message i was so happy and all they wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as wow oh oh she was there yeah yeah yeah oh no oh no 7 a m 7 a m ross oh god oh jesus She was in there when I was in there? That's rough. That's gnarly. Oh, Jessica! Good man, Ross.

Yeah, just hand it over. Just hand it all over. She meant nothing to me. And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship. I thought we were broken up. We were on a break. That, for all I knew, we could last forever. That to me is a break up.

You think you're going to get out of this on a technicality? Oh, my God. I thought our relationship was dead. Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake. Jesus. That was a bar. It's the timing. Yeah, literally the same night.

It's crazy. And you have to hear about it from Gunther. Come on, like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen. Oh, that's worse. Oh, that is so sweet. That's worse. I think I'm falling in love with you all over again. Yikes.

Oh, my God. I mean, they have more important things to worry about. No. Just pretend you're all. asleep. I thought I should. I did and then Chandler and Joe we convinced me not to. Oh, this is bad.

This is very bad. Wax the door shut. We never let me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, waxed the door shut. None of this would ever have happened if I didn't think at that same moment you were having sex with Mark. Yeah, there's that. So it's her fault. Say, I had slept with Mark.

Would you have been able to forgive me? Yes, I would. No, you wouldn't. Oh, that's, yeah. I don't know about that, Russ. You knew that Mark had kissed me and been naked with me and made love to me. Made love is crazy. Yes. Oh, man. This is hard.

Sweaty, writhing, body. I would have been devastated, but I would still want to be with you because it's, I mean, it's you. Oh. Oh, man. Is it the one where they work it out? He's the one where they break up Come on Rich, tell me what you're thinking Writer poetry, Ross

I'm going to order a pizza That's the thing to do now Order a pizza like I forgive you No No Too soon, too soon dog Pizza

That's your punishment I like pizza Good olives on the pizza Joey loves olives He does Stupid Can I get in on that Because I'm kind of hungry myself

fine. Hi, yes, I'd like to order a large pizza with extra anchovies. Yes. Pick them off. Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce? Oh, Lardy. You can have the last piece if you want. I said you think so. You slept with someone.

Jesus. Cold. In your face. Ew. Ew. Oh, what's that going to do to your inside? That's terrible. They're going to get through this, aren't they? Come on, it's Ross and Rachel. They've got to. Oh man, what if they don't that's what we're all wondering you think I need a new walk

Yeah, that's what I've been thinking about this whole time I've been walking the same way since high school. Oh, I thought he was talking about like the cooking tool everybody takes no I think I need to take notice walk I thought I was talking about like stirfra random. Yeah. To be fair. Look, Rachel, I'm sorry. I thought I'd lost you. I didn't know what to do. How insane must I have been to do something like this, huh? I don't cheat. That's not me.

I'm not Joey. Whoa. Whoa. I mean. Shade. I mean, but still harsh. It's three in the morning. Oh my God. They don't know that I've come home yet.

You notice that neither one of them are wondering where I am. Three in the morning. Yeah, because it's about you right now. I'm not the one that wanted that Rick. Okay, you're the one that bailed. Oh, that's great, yeah. That is neither here nor there. Okay, well, here we are.

Now we're in a tough spot again, Rachel. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it, huh? Do you want to fight for us or do you want to bail? Wow. I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. And I'm sorry. I wish I could take it back, but I can't.

No, Ross. Oh, no, Ross. I think you're going to make it all go away, okay? It doesn't work that way. It doesn't just make it better. Yes. I think you should go. Oh, man.

This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn't work past it together. What the hell did I know? Look, look, there's got to be a way we can work past this. I can't imagine my life without you. This is a big sound. Your good heart, right?

Oh. He's begging. I can't. You're a totally different person to me now. No. Wow. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me.

Oh, it's hard. Forever ever Ever This can't be it Then how come it is No Don't say that You gotta help me or propose

Just propose right now It's it It's it Maybe she killed them Ha ha ha ha Ha ha walk, Joey? Yeah.

Is that your new walk? Yeah. No, I really have to pee. Yeah, you've been in there all day. What was it called? I was going to say, we've got to get

the theme at the very end there. The one the morning after. And it's not with the, yeah, it's just the one the morning after. All right. Episode 17, here we go. Three, two, one. Spinning circle.

Can I see the comics? This is the New York Times. Okay, may I see the comics? I thought you were taking Ross to the game We are, he's meeting us here Rachel is meeting us here Oh come on, they can be in the same room No

Ross was hanging out over at our place Rachel comes over to borrow some Moisturizer from Chandler Hey, ju-do you embrace that How hard is it to say something Rachel came over to borrow something What's wrong with moisturizer? Yeah, take care of your skin

Started yelling at each other Wait, why was he yelling at her? He's the one who slept with someone else I guess he says that because they were on a break When it happened That she should have forgiven him by now Oh no He is so unreasonable

God, although I think I understand what he... This is like 60 minutes And first, you're really mad at that pharmaceutical company For making the drug And then, you know, you just feel bad for the people Because they needed to make their hair grow Yeah It's like when my parents got divorced

Man, I hope Ross doesn't try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts We'll see I had a dream that Ross and Rachel were still together They never broke up hanging out and everyone was happy I had the same dream Yeah, and nobody slipped with that zero You know what? Maybe it's gonna be okay. I mean it's been a week It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship

Woof never taking you more than a shower to get over a relationship Let's get the show on it. Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee Rachel under the best coffee house and it's so close closer than here I found coffee Okay, let's get addle she just got here oh no Oof. Rachel, I'm really sorry. That's okay, Ross. You want to get back together?

Yeah, okay. Did anyone else hear that? Perfect. Prophet Phoebe. Is he here? No. Here's your moisturizer. Here's your something.

Thursday night, five tickets. Calvin Klein Launderee show, and you guys are coming with me. Oh, no. They're competing. Oh, they're going to split custody. Okay, I said that out loud, right? Yes, it's just that we. We kind of already made plans with Ross.

For a lingerie paleontology lecture. No, it's just that he got this new, like, home theater dealie, and he wants us to check it out. Yeah, he's really excited about it, too. He even recorded showtimes on his answering machine. It's not that we don't want to. Are we talking models in their underwear? And heels.

Go, Joe. Ross did ask us first, and we set that land aside. No, hey, come on, you know? If he asked you first, it's only fair. Good friend, Joey. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Very bad.

Smoking again. The one where Chandler smokes again? Oh, my God. It smokes on season one. Yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still. How would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum? Hey.

This is just like my parents' divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place. Yeah, I was going to say. My luck, that's going to be him. Him, Ross? Him 253. His eyes are on the sparrow. He's actually smoking that. Smoke actually coming out of his mouth.

Do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold and she said that we could have her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. You're smoking? What are you doing? Hey, shut up. You're not my real mom. Ouch. Oh, no.

Oh, that's very tough. You smoke and it wrong. I'm crazy. My nipples can cut glass over here. Nipple chills. Get yourself a nipple chills t-shirt. Rejectnation shop.com. A pretty hard time right now, so I just want to say thanks.

Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window. Yeah, you're stinking up the place. Steaking up the joint, Chandler. We have a laser disc marathon, okay? And maybe a tournament on my new dartboard. Eh, eh? It'll be great for next weekend.

No, no, no, this weekend, guys. It'll be great for next weekend. Ugh. Yes. Sort of invited to go skiing. You know, Rachel's sister's cabin. Chandler. If you guys all have to go away for the first weekend, I'm alone by myself.

Oh, don't do the guilt trip. Brother. You know what? I can stay. I'm going to stay. You have a son, dog. Hang out with your son. Yeah. I need you to drive everybody up there in your grandmother's cab. But I'll stay.

No, I'll stay. He's my brother. What, a pity stay? We can make fudge. Dude, fun with fudge. Fun vudge? All right, I don't need any of you to stay. Okay.

Nobody stays. Well, then I might as well offer to stay. You got it in there. Does anybody else feel bad about Ross? Well, obviously. Well, he's probably more mad since you called him this morning to borrow his goggles. Chandler, what does the sign say? Beam me up, Jesus.

No smoking sign. There's no smoking in my grandmother's camp. I have to go to the bathroom. I can go when we stop for gas. There's a rest up right up there. Come on, I really have to go. Oh, no, I have to go. Ah, Chandler.

Here we go. Okay, brace your shell, what? Oh, Jesus. Where are you going to go? No, thank you. No, Rachel never peased in public restrooms. Oh, my. They never have any paper in there, you know, so my rule is no tissue, no tushy.

Bring your own paper. Well, if everybody's going. Oh, you know what, don't close it, because the keys are in there. Shit. I felt, I heard the car running. Oh, there's got a bit... Ha-ha. Ha-ha.

Ha-ha. Damn. Tailpipe's not hot enough to light this. Uh-huh. Relax, okay? I can get this open. Anybody get a coat hanger? Oh, I do.

Oh, no. Wait a minute. I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning. Eh, ha, ha. If your parents hadn't got divorced, you'd be able to answer a question like a normal person. Damn. Wow. Wow.

Savage. One of you guys give me the underwire from your bra. What? Oh, I mean. Who has the biggest boobs? Wow. Who has the biggest boobs has the biggest bra? Therefore has the biggest wire.

I understand what you, man. Okay, Monica's are the biggest. These tiny little non-pressed, please. Whoa. Got to be Rachel. Ouch. Deceptively small. I mean, I actually sometimes stuff my bra.

Well, then your bra would still be big. No, I stuff outside the bra. Oh my God, no. Phoebe, Rachel, take off Monica's bra Yeah Forget it Never mind You have mine

What are you doing There is a trash can right there Well I thought if I littered that crying Indian Might come by and save us One tier Wow Very generous Okay now let's decide who has the nicest ass

Jesus You know you win that one Chandler And there you go And there you go That was solved very quickly. That was pretty worth it, I guess. To the good part. To the good part.

He's actually smoking it, yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised in the studio. I guess maybe the rules were different. Oh, shit. The car broke down. Dude, are you serious? What's going on?

Yeah, this has happened before. Do you know how to fix it? Yep, put more gas in. I was going to say, it's a Mitch Heatherer joke. When the needle goes to eat. I get cocky. I can fix that right up for you. Hi, what are you doing here?

Okay, he's going to hang out this time. When you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of MASH and half the hostages coming home? Oh, my. Yeah, but now it's Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home. What's bad? He's sleeping. Oh, fancy dinner.

Is this a bad time? Yeah, actually, Susan's going to be here any minute. It's kind of an anniversary. Shit. You guys got married in January. Different kind of anniversary. Oh. Oh.

Like when they started. Oh. Yeah, anniversaries are great. Because, you know, love lasts forever. Dude, Ross, get out, please. In this lifetime, money in the bank. So Rachel and I broke up. Ross, I am so sorry.

Yeah. You got to go, though. I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we can really get into it. Free for dinner tomorrow? Aw. Me too. Aw.

I guess it all started when we were. Rachel got this new job. Dude, dude, dude, no. He's being the worst. Ross is actually being the worst. Yeah, what town are we near? Fremont. Westmont.

Westburg. Westberg. Bergmont. We are definitely on Route 27. Okay, there is no Route 27. Can you just send someone up and down 76 and just check every rest stop? Can you call your sister to tell her to bring you guys gas? No, they don't do that.

Oh, my. They will come and save us. Who? I mean, have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? Damn. I think we should call Ross. Maybe he can get a car to pick us up. No.

No. We will just have to live here. We live here now. So they're going for help went well. Smoky Joe here got halfway to the highway and collapsed. I have a lung capacity of a two-year-old. Jesus. Why are you smoking?

That's very unsettling. Uh-huh. Talk off. Took off without even looking back. their food. I'm good. You guys now as friends. Yeah.

Susan will be so pleased. Friends are just letting that logo be in frame like that. Oh, they want it there. Oh, yeah. That is perfectly cheated. Yeah. Febs? Why are you whispering?

I ate a bug. The tampons here are only a penny. Let's stock up. Penny tamps. We ran out of gas and we don't know where we are so we can't get a Oh, now you want a favor. I'm sorry your car broke down, Phoebs, but I'm a little too busy with some of my real friends. Oh, God.

But please call to let me know you got home safely. You're being a petty little bitch, Ross. Stop it. Take my car, go pick up your friends. No, I'm not going to pick them up. And we both know you're going to do it because you're not a jerk. Oh, Rachel doesn't want me to... I am sorry that Rachel dumped you because she fell in love with that Mark guy.

And you are the innocent victim and all of this, but don't punish your friends. for what Rachel did to you. What's true. Phoebe, hang on a second. Ross was right. You slept with someone else? Oh. Yeah, I was going to say they must have heard that.

Yeah. Yes, that. I'll find you. You slept with another woman. Oh, you're one to talk. Yeah. Right. Of all people.

I mean, you guys actually might be plaid. Hell, help. Oh, God. help spell backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air that's not that it freaking works you dummy what the quality what the quality what is he doing here he is saving your butt i'm stepping on some toes here in which case i can just mosey on i've got plenty of people to help on the interstate what the quality that's interesting

What C camera were they using for that? What do we do about Ross? He drove all the way up here. Just like send them back and then we're going to go skiing. Oh, this is horrible. You think we should ask Ross to come along? Rachel's sister, I don't know you can do that. It might be okay if Ross came skiing.

No, I wasn't going to ask you. Did Ross bring clothes to do such a thing? I don't think so. No, he cannot come. Oh, please, can't I come to your special magical cabin? Ross, you're a horrible skier. Oh, oh. I'm kidding me where it hurts my ski skills.

Wow. I can't handle this, you guys. You know, I can handle it. Handles my middle name. Actually, it's the middle part of my first name. It is. That's funny. Handler.

You're welcome. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else? Oh. We were on a break. You know, Ross, why don't you just put that on your answering machine? On your tombstone. I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Monica agrees with me. Scandalous I don't know I don't know What I said was that I understood Joey is the one who agreed with you Wow man this is tearing us all apart Lisa

What There is no right or wrong No I think it's very obvious who's wrong here Obviously not to Joey Why are you putting your friends in the middle of your drama Hey he's doing the dance he's doing the dance get it

oh my god you have to figure out a way to be around each other and not put us in the middle otherwise i mean that that's just that's it for us hanging out together shows canceled gang the one where the show gets canceled yep just seven more seasons of just dead space yeah you guys should go no um you know you

you plan this all out and i don't want to ruin it. Thank you. Ugh. Maybe we can, like, go to a movie or something. Okay. Okay. Or the rodeo.

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Ah, ha. No. Or Rastifer. The one where everyone gets stranded? Oh, no. Sorry, I'm late Were you sleeping? Uh, no

Ouch I had to get you a whole new battery And I got you the best one I could Because that's not where you want to skimp You're a genius, Ross Oh boy To about $112 But what the hell

I'll pay you tomorrow They all took off It was pretty hard watching them go, you know Read the room Ross Yeah, okay, bye Jesus I'm gonna take off then Yeah, that's good buddy

that was the one without the ski trip all right season three episode 18 up next final one for this block today what's so funny oh nothing no it's an acting exercise I'm practicing my fake laugh alright ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

oh no no no no no there's none of that in here huh Come on, man. At least let me finish this last one. Bro. But only if you give me a drag. Hey.

I was a good hit. Oh, dark mother. Once again, I suckle at your smoky teat. Shee. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. It's yours now, buddy. Woof.

Gunther. I want a Gunther bottle episode where it's just saying, Well, I'm really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. Stop smoking by night. Nope, that patch is no good. You're going to just listen to it while you sleep? Fake laugh. Hypnosis tape.

This woman at work used it for two weeks straight, and she hasn't smoked since. Oh, you're there. What's your problem? Nothing. It's just that hypnosis is beyond crap. Oh. I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City Hey, that guy did not hypnotize me Because you always pull your pants down on the count of three

And play a wipeout on your butt cheeks It's hard It's really hard Dance naked in a field of Heather And then bathe in the sweat of six healthy young men Yeah I'd do that every morning Or what my father calls Thursday night Hey

Hey Oh you know what I didn't want cinnamon on this Oh sorry Wow Oh, man. Jesus. Yes. All righty.

Oh, brother is back. Hi. Hey, whoa. Looking like Sid from Toy Story. Yep. I would have called, but I lost your phone number, and then my mom locked me out of the house so I couldn't find it.

Motorhead. What happened? Oh, vandalism. Vandalism? What happened between you and your mom? Well, we got in a fight, because she said that I was too immature to get married. Whoa.

My little brother's getting married Barry to lead on that one dude Hey do you want to meet her? Do I? Oh no Do you? Do I? Yeah

Who is it? All right She's just parking the truck I'm going to go get my My fiancee man He's got such a wild energy I was going to say his vibe It's like so awkward and off putting

But Phoebs don't you think he's a little young to get married Well he's 18 Exactly It'll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party Yeah Or to get a hooker Always illegal, Joe. Oh, wow that chick.

Oh, my God. From a 70 show. Yeah. And from Wanda Vision. Debra Joe Rupp? Mary Jo Rupp. Frank told me so much about you, but you're not how I pictured you at all. I'm a big surprise.

I'm a big surprise. How did you guys meet? I was in Mrs. Knight's, I mean, Alice, sorry. Oh. Wow. I was in her home at class And he was my best student Yeah, she was my best teacher

Oh yeah Damn, got the sauce After hours Juicing as Tara would say If that doesn't keep kids in school What will? And so now you guys are gonna be married Yeah, you know we talked about

Just living together But we want to have kids right away Ah Chandler's reaction Frank are you sure you're ready for that? How hard can it be? You know, I mean, you know, babies. Babies.

Besides, you know, I never had a dad around. Hey, you did. He left four years ago. You know, it'll be me. Flawless logic. No, I mean, really, we do realize that there's an age difference between us. Oh, good. Okay, because you were acting like you didn't. Yes.

Well, when it comes to love, what does age matter? Some. It depends. It really depends. case by case on that age thing. Age definitely matters in a handful of contexts. I want to the door is still broken. You are now completely asleep.

Yeah, that's a good call. Cigarettes don't control you. Look at his baton. You're a strong, confident woman. Oh, nice. You are a strong, confident woman, Chandler. In the last year, I've only gone out with two guys. Richard and Julio.

You've got to help me out here. You got to set me up. You've got to get me back in the game. Minut bun? I mean, I work in fact. And all I meet are eligible straight men. Yes. There must be a couple bisexual guys.

Holy crap. John Favreau. I have a slice of cheesecake and a date if you're giving them out. Hey. Haven't you and I covered that topic? You just said to her that you... Oh, you only want to go out with me because my blonde wig, big boobs. I don't know John Favro was in friends?

What? If that were true, I'd be dating my aunt Ruth. Woof. Come on. You think she should go out with me, don't you? I'm sure you want to go out with her? I mean, that ain't a pretty picture in the morning. You know what I mean?

Boobes flung over the nightstand. I really can think about it. Oh, I will. I am. That's swingers here at John Fabro. Still haven't seen that one. Oh. What? Is it the age thing?

No, no, I'm fine with the age thing, you know, until it starts sticking its tongue down my little brother's throat. You're protecting. He seems to enjoy it. I think he's going to enjoy it when he's up to his elbows in the diapers of all the babies they have to have right away? It's not fair to the baby. I feel like I've seen that shot before. Have you told him how you feel? Yes.

Not out loud. If you don't tell him, soon he's gonna be married and then you're gonna hate yourself. Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he's gonna hate myself. Yeah, I see. But you guys can, please, you gotta talk him out of it. I know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have nothing to lose. I have everything to lose.

Do you want me to lose everything, everything? Everything. Everything, everything. We're walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, hey, let's go hang out at totally nude nudes, remember? No. Turn to me and you say, nah, let's just hang out at your place. Well, that was a nice move, dumb ass. That was a nice move.

We could be a totally nude nudes right now. Last Saturday night, what happened on Walker, Texas Ranger? Walker was looking for this big busload of kids. All right, I get your point. What happened? What else happened? You know, I forgot the combination of this about a year ago? I just carried around.

Hey, how are those tapes working out for you? You know, I'm pretty good. Good. I haven't smoked yet today. I feel great and confident. That is a stunning blouse. Yes. Yeah.

Thank you. Let's give Pete a chance. Give Pete a chance. And that check thing was adorable. What check thing? Oh. As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His numbers on the check.

He just did it so I'd call. Pete Becker. Uh-oh. wait get that out of the locked thingy is this him or is that just a joke that's bill clinton who's he hugging who's he hugging that's that's pete this guy embedded mosh 865 every office in the world uses that program we use it there you go there you go every office monica's going to go out with a millionaire what happened to your thumb oh my god i can't believe this is a real 20 000 charico this is just so exciting it is offensive well yeah sure that too

Oh, sure. Just buy your affections. Oh, uh, oh. Yes. You like a true woman. What? What? Don't rush into anything.

You're 18. And she's 44. When you're 36, she's going to be 88. Yep, that's math. There's a lot of women out there you haven't even had that's with yet. He's right. This is your time. You're young.

You're, you're, you're, you're, Weird. Chicks dig that. Chicks dig. You know weird. It's better when it's one person that you really need to care about. Yeah, in a poem maybe. In a poem.

Man's right. That's what I had with Rachel. Uh-oh. I slept with someone else. All right. So how did that make things better? It didn't. Well, given the context.

You used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice. It's so cool, man. It's just because being with her is so much better than, like, not being with it. Why can't I find that? Don't ask me, I had it, I blew it. Oh, boy's. I mean, maybe there's something wrong with me. No, it's out there, man.

I've seen it. I got it. Bro. Then you hold on to it. Congratulations. You're Frank's best man. Hell yeah. Their love is so pure.

What about you, huh? I'm the ring bearer. Jesus. Eat your feelings, right? Oh, man, loud. Chan, man. Ooh. Ooh.

Sneaking through the room. First, we'll start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesn't work, then we can go back to... You know what? Forget it. It's ruined. Cut around the stain, add a little lace. You make a stylish throw. Instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.

Or instead. Yeah, that's great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin. Jeez. Hi. Oh shit. What the hell is this?

Oh shit. Hang out for a sec. I'll talk to you in the morning. You got it. Oh, Jesus. Turn that guy's TV. What is this supposed to mean? I never know how much to tip.

Ah. You're supposed to double the tax, not double the tax of Romania. Lull. What's the deal? Are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you? I'm still here. Yeah.

You can click off yourself, Dad. Because if I didn't leave you that tip, you want to come down here. We won't be having this argument, and there won't be this heat between us. Heat. You got to admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now, because you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer. But now we're like this couple that fights. Bro. You're alone.

Forget the check, okay? I like you. I think you're great. Aww. Because I don't want to encourage this kind of behavior. Uh-uh. One meal. That's all I'm asking for.

We go out. We eat. and if you don't have a good time, I'll give you 10 grand we call it even. Jesus. He's very charming. It is. Very natural.

Hi. No! No! Just put the mail down. It's me. Okay. No. Why are you just like all in the dark? Oh, well, um, your laundry smelled so good that I thought I'd curl up in it.

Curl up in it. How is your day? It's probably the worst one since I've been alive. Jeez. Oh, no. What happened? Alice, uh, she, uh, called it off. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Did she say why? No, not really. Just that I was too young, you know, but I don't see how I could all of a sudden be too young, because I'm older than I was when we first got together. Oh. And how old was that? Maybe it's just off for the best.

The best is like unbelievable pain. Aww. No, you know, I was just finally happy, you know? After my dad left me and then getting rest. for stealing those birds. Dude, his boots. It's still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather, but with Alice,

all that stuff kind of went away. Aw. Now it's gone, and I don't know why. Well, I can tell you why. It's because of me. But you know what? I only did it because I love you. Okay? Okay. We good?

I kind of had a little chat and made her see why you two shouldn't be together, you know? And you're going to see you too one day. You really, really will. Well, wait, no, my mother didn't want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch. Tie you to the porch? I would storm out of here right now if I had some money or a place to go. The millionaire's here.

Oh, my God. What would the title of this one be? The one where Phoebe's brother gets married? I mean, you owe him anything. The one where Chandler is a strong independent woman. I can get the lobster. Hey. Hi.

Hey. Hey. Chandler. Bye. No, no, no, no. Let drink. Where do you want to go? Oh, you like pizza?

Oh, that sounds great. I know a great little place. Wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I like a pizza pie. You've got a private jet dog? You're not paying for the pizza. Come on, it's only fair.

You paid for the flight. Is that enough lure out? I throw another thousand on that. That's about 60 cents. God, they just went? At the same night, take. Jeez.

She's got the ends off, y'all. You're a strong, confident woman who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman. Who don't need no man. I know that you think I did this totally evil thing, but I so didn't. There's someone here who I think can explain this better than I can. Aww.

Phoebe's right, Frank. I know it's hard to hear, but it would have been wrong to go through with it. I was being selfish. Is that it? Is that what it is? Yes, but not just there. Oh, golly. Even though we love each other as much as we do, nonetheless.

Nonetheless. You're too young to really know what you want. That's right, exactly. Oh, no, dude. Oh, boy. Important thing is that you see what I'm saying, you know, just, you know, this is clearly wrong. Is that the same actress on the couch? Can I just get my purse?

Okay, all right, good. All right, good. The one where Frank gets married? You are a strong, confident woman. One with Frank's fiance? No. Don't need no man. Joey's your best friend

Oh no Debra Joe Every day And you also want to buy him Hundreds of dollars Worth of pants What do I have a bunch of pants The one with the hypnosis tape

Of course that would be it All righty gang We've done it again Another Six episodes of one of the most beloved shows of all time, Aaron. How are you feeling at this very moment as I pull up our Patreon questions?

I'm feeling good, feeling all kinds of things. Yeah, man, this was a tumultuous block. It was. I'm sad that Ross and Rachel broke up. I know, and they'll never ever get back together. Nope, never ever. I don't know, but I don't know. You know, I mean, I don't know this director either, but you know how sitcoms go and we're only on season three of ten i have suspicions i have some

suspicions this is not the last of of them but uh for now i think that it was really well done i feel like out of the three seasons we've seen i feel like this is the most i have not liked ross i feel like he was doing the most he's being selfish letting his fears and securities and his abandonment issues cloud him from yamma to listen to his partner. Could Rachel have communicated and put in some more effort? Yes, I do think that on that front, she could have put some energy or they could try to make room for her relationship. But Ross could have also listened to her and try to find like a middle ground for them. I don't know. What do you think? I'm Jake.

Just being a goof. Just being a goofus over here. But yeah, also Monica and Richard. That was a fun little episode. Weird St. Tom how like Tom Selequin had a mustache never seen that before that's a trip that and the video store still sticking with me I hope we go back to the video store yeah man but yeah him being back for a second was great

and yeah I'm still sad about all of that and I liked just what they confronted with that episode between them and too I loved that back and forth with Rachel and Joey in the books that was really fun a lot of up and downs this season I think it's interesting that

obviously the premise of the show is that we need to follow these six friends. And then they broke up and we had an episode. We were like, oh, we're not going to hang out because I don't want to be around Ross. But now I guess they've just sort of found this middle ground where they can all go and have it together. So I'm like, okay, I'm happy that's the case. I feel like maybe if this is a real life, that probably wouldn't happen. Yeah.

But, you know, for the concede of the show, I'm happy that they've kind of found a way to still make that something that can happen for bits and gags and whatnot. character dynamics but yeah you know as as for usual this is great a lot of laughs a lot of heartfelt moments a lot of character flaws but overall i'm still rock with my friends hey look at that look at that also i just realized if you're at this point in the video leave a like subscribe hit the notification bell so you can notify when the next block of friends comes your way also big thanks to the folks over prepper for chopping these together and for dodging all those those copyright freaking assaults on our well-being. Anyway, I appreciate you guys. Yeah, this is a fun batch. That girl who Ross got with on the date when they were on the break. She's been in a bunch of stuff.

I totally not realize she's the girl in S. Mart at the end of Army of Darkness, which is freaking crazy, uncredited. But yeah, I like this block. This is a very vivid block because this had a number of very fun, you know, bits and threads. And it was definitely rife. It was definitely like a really funny block, but this was definitely one that, you know, breached that occasional territory of like, oh, this is a very special episode of. Or this is a more dramatic episode or a heavier episode. It got misty-eyed when Ross and Rachel were like really when the episode became clearly like dramatic by this point.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the furthest we've gone into drama in the show. And they were both acting their asses off. Yeah, I thought they handled that really well. And I'm caught up in the drama. I like that they have, and we'll probably get some questions about this. I'm not going to expound too much right now because I can already see that we're going to have some break questions. But I think that's a nice dramatic point of contention, I will say.

But yeah, I really liked seeing Richard again. and that whole episode I thought was just really fun in general and then the freaking guy with the shorts was wild it's funny at the end of a six episode block you feel like there's so much stuff has happened

and it's uh you know it's I always enjoy kind of like looking back and collecting the details we had EG Daily and Sherilyn Fen they like I didn't realize how many crazy guest stars they would get and like Sherilyn Fen is in a bunch of David Lynch's stuff EG Daily obviously is like a well accomplished voice actor as well as just actress in general um that whole prosthetic leg plot

point was interestingly handled yeah and uh and not that it's not you know like relatable to how some people might respond to that but it did it did become a very like on the one hand i'm like i'm excited not excited but like i'm it's always neat to see a conversation you might not expect in a place like this uh at the same time the way they handled and the way they concluded that was a little funky although her being grossed out by his third nipple was pretty funny his nubin which I guess

has now been excised but then yeah like having that second episode be this sort of springboard into the Ross and Rachel stuff and like yeah it being first that oh she's working all these long hours and it's not Mark and the jealousy is part of it but now it's also that

yeah like their overall dynamic and the way they're able to spend time is sort of been impinged upon and what do we do about that and how and why and it's like I bought the fight and I really bought the back and forth of them being like oh we should talk again and I don't know we want to work this out and and yeah

them going out to the club and having that be something that's brought in because Chandler and Joey are just you know being goofs and then sure enough this chick has a thing for Ross and then that turns into you know this whole saga that we're getting here that I understand is a big motif of the show but yeah

the thing with the ambassador was pretty fun in the translator like that was a fun bit uh and uh i'm gonna say like this this was an interesting yeah stretch because we had a fair amount of like focus to some of these episodes anyway savage gunther uh spilling the beans on a ross course you would um and then yeah them going up to the ski trip i thought was a pretty funny episode just like them having to deal with this friend's friend divorce and chanler obviously going back to smoking was a very funny gag and something that yeah i'm surprised. I know that sometimes on sets, they'll smoke clove cigarettes instead of tobacco, nicotine

cigarettes, but still, it's just kind of like striking to see somebody, like, evidently actually smoking in a closed set, less so outside. And then, yeah, all the stuff with the hypnosis tape, I thought was really funny. I imagine John Favro has to come back or be sort of a recurring something or other for at least a few episodes, but, you know. Yeah, I was I was going to say, was he already, like, a known actor at this point? I feel like he would have been on the rise. I don't remember exactly when Swingers was.

I think Swingers was 95. Yeah. So, like, his, yeah, his star has to be on the rise at this point because of that. He, like, wrote and directed and started that movie. So, yeah, like, that is relatively unresolved. The fact that he also flies around to Italy in, like, an hour is crazy. They have those, I don't know how rich he is, but they have those super jets back there. They remember the condor?

no the condor was like the fastest plane of the 90s yeah you get places in like an hour from all over the world how have i never heard about this yeah dude the condor is crazy they discontinued it but that was like the plane of the 90s dog yeah uh i really like that ross's wife and uh carol and uh and and her wife who now i'm susan you know who you always remind me the name of i like that they are just sort of like recurring characters in his life i liked him going over there even though i agree like ross has i have definitely sort of been like, God, Ross, please no, very many times there are these episodes.

And Debrager's Rup. Very cool to see her just, you know, in a different context that I'm used to. And to be reminded, like, oh yeah, like, she's been holding it down. She's been doing, you know, at least comedy for a very long time. So, yeah, it was very neat. But, uh, but yeah, this was definitely a striking block of episodes.

They're always fun, but this was cool because it felt like oddly unified. It had kind of like an Oreo cream filling of like this big drama and then like an episode on either end that was mostly fun. Yeah. You know,

mostly fun in games. Yeah, dramatic Oreo of content there. Yeah. A friend Oreo. Yeah, the fun shell with the dramatic center. Yeah.

All right, gang. Let's hop into a few questions here. We got a couple of questions, observations, and otherwise from our Royal Rejects. Let's do this thing. Flev Doran, my man, my psych bro.

One of my favorite episodes and scenes was the breakup episode how do you think the characters handled how the tone of the episode was handled with the serious discussion

and the little side gag of the others being stuck in the other room I thought it was a real mature discussion especially for a sitcom yeah

I think that the discussion itself was pretty mature and realistic you know one one partner having this new change in their life

the other person feeling a sense of pulling away which causes them to be anxious, which causes them to do, like, testing behaviors or, you know, showing up in a way where it's clear that their anxiety is ever present, allowing the other partner,

causing the other partner to feel smothered, and then causing more distance because one person wants to be close, the other person wants their independence, and it's just the whole freaking cycle of how that typically goes within relationships, primarily, like, you know, anxious and avoiding and whatnot. But I do think that some good,

honest conversations about their feelings could have been had i mean granted there were rachel did say she does want her thing and she does want her her life and she feels like this is something that is finally removed from her the immediacy of her associations with her boyfriend with her friends and the lives are already so intertwined so for her has something that's specifically hers i completely understand that and it didn't seem like ross was really receptive or understanding of that and i think part of that was clouded by him feeling like he was going to get left again because it was trauma with with carol but also because he had this crush on rachel for so long and he felt threatened by this other guy even though he was a non-factor because he wholly had a relationship and he was not trying to get a racial at all and they kind of reaffirmed that multiple times but yeah his own uh insecurities kind of caused that to crumble so i do think this relationship falling apart is largely on ross though I do feel like maybe there could have been some clear communication on both sides. Maybe they should have actually sat down and Ross should have just hung up on her

because he felt like she was going to cheat on it or whatnot because, yeah, that was guiding a lot of his feelings there. And also, being in the other room was pretty fun, really great gag. But yeah, that's overall my feelings about the situation. How are you feeling, man? Yeah, and that was a really wonderfully put assessment of that. That was very astute, and I think people have asked before about, you know, like, oh, what do you think of the writing and stuff like that? Because I expressed interest.

And this is an example of writing choices that, you know, you're watching a sitcom. So, like, what's the first priority for a lot of people is that it's funny and it's, you know, enjoyable. But I think the keys, you know, to something being as long-lasting and beloved as this is, part of the key to that is, yeah, really knowing your characters in the writing. knowing when to trip the light more dramatic and take something a little more seriously because as much as we love to laugh about these people when you can make us like care and yeah when you can bring out that sense of longing for something to work out or you're really rooting for them or oh you can you can see the full picture of of the tragedy of like oh man like you know if you guys can only get out of your own way in this way or that like it's nicely handled in the tone and

it's nicely handled in the plotting. And I like the way that this show weaves in and out of being episodic and serial because this situation with them reaching conflict and going on a break has been gestating over several episodes and stuff with Mark and Ross, you know, going to her work a bunch and him, yeah, not being able to find them not being able to find a way to truly at this point breach the idea that, yeah, Rachel is, you know, in a different walk of life and is achieving some things that she's always wanted. you know there is a time sacrifice and a you know a presence that will change in the face of that and that's a very real thing for people to face and then the conflict that arises out of that comes from yeah their quirks as characters and like you said what they've been through Ross what he's been through rachel what she's been through it makes total sense she would want independence and to feel like she is being fully responsible and the master of something in her own life where you know up till this point it's been largely you know she's she's been very privileged up till now and

hasn't had to work so much, so she takes a lot of pride in that. And then for him, you know, yeah, he wants to know that he is loved and is a priority and is not going to get left again. So, yeah, like, they are good at drawing the circumstances that led to this, and they're also good at drawing the circumstances of the conversation itself. I think, you know, they do a good job of making it a strong debate. And the situation is, as you're observing it and what leads to him ultimately, you know, hooking up with the copyplace girl, you know, that felt.

as much as yeah you're like oh god guys just please freaking talk they handled it in the you know just construction of that scene in a way that felt authentically you know in the moment and and off the cuff that's sort of like oh like god damn it Ross if you just stay on the phone a moment longer but of course you have the suspicion and of course this situation's going to make it feel like and you know him thinking that she's doing this leads to him actually doing it like yeah there's just so much there and then the debate in fact let's let's do a transition uh into hope because yes hope says probably one of the most controversial questions of friends that spread worldwide were ross and rachel on a break personally yes they were but that still doesn't make up for ross's choices that night friends is about to jump up a level in entertainment looking forward to your guys reactions on it all thank you so much hope okay and yeah am i going to get mad is this i'm going to frustrate me more i'm all loving it but i feel i feel uh I feel muddy waters are about to be in our future, John. Definitely.

Definitely. And, yeah, to wrap on Flevin to segue toward hope, you know, yeah, I like that they were able to get mature about that discussion and at least depict the mess and give you real reason to kind of consider each side. And I also did enjoy that, yeah, they found a way to include everybody else in the next room. They're all responding to this. It's funny that they're all kind of like finding different ways to listen, finding different ways to recuse themselves from involvement and then, you know, acknowledging certain ways in which

they haven't helped the situation either. It was nicely handled because it could be awkward having them in a lighter unrelated subplot. So yeah, in certain episodes or Thanksgiving episode, too, was kind of like that where they played the football game and everyone's kind of in a situation together, even if they're not all on the same plot thread. But yeah, I, it's tough. I think they were on a break in a well it's tough because it's like it's the night of and that's the problem it's like yeah the last thing that was agreed upon was that we're on a break so like kind of anything could happen but like for it to not even be a full ass day and you're out here with somebody like i i get both sides of that you know and i get how in a moment of frustration and thinking everything's over

and then thinking your partner is doing exactly what you're considering doing i understand how we got here. Yeah, and it's tough because he did it, yes, he wasn't seeking it out. It's kind of literally just fell on his lap or, you know. Yeah, you feel for him. You're like, yeah, this guy is losing the love of his life. It feels

like and is completely despondent at the moment. And, you know, yeah, lots of things happen in that space, especially when you've been drinking and stuff. But at the same time, for as sensible as Ross is oftentimes, you know, and for

as much as I do agree with you. Like I understand. I like that I have been able to understand Ross's behavior, even though a lot of the time I am like, dude, you've got to dial it back. Like I get it. I don't agree with it, but I do understand where it's coming from.

Yeah. And yeah, it does suck in the notion of things being, you know, about taking a break and what are the lines with that? The timing is doggy, is dog water. I do agree with you on that front. And yeah, but then the cheating was stemming from his own insecurity. And that's how he justified him himself because he was already mad and secure about the fact that she had this relationship with the guy, Mark. But I understand why she'd have trouble trusting him.

It was like, oh, do you even care about me because you just cheated on me and like, you broke, you like ruined everything we had. But then on the other side, he's like operating from this place of pain. And it was more about, you know, fulfilling his ego because I, and this enters that conversation of like, was it cheating, right? And it's fun. I've been having conversations about this in my life recently. It's that men and women cheat for different reasons. Like men usually cheat from a place of ego and feeling like they're lacking. It's more about them and their pride, whereas women usually cheat from a place of a dissatisfaction in the emotional department or not really being seen or feeling heard within their relationships.

So they seek that validation out or that thing that's a thing that's, missing from their primary partner in other people or other partners and sometimes that line gets crossed other times it's more emotional but that's typically the the reasoning so I feel like with Ross it was more about him having his ego bruise and his fears being perceived to be validated which gave him the license to act upon his desires or his fears with this other girl and then realizing that that was not the case felt horrid. and yeah so I get both sides it sucks maybe it's just a phase you're going through you'll get over it I can't help you with that the next appointment is in six months

you're not alone finding mental health support shouldn't leave you feeling more lost at camh we know how frustrating it can be trying to access care we're working to build a future where the path to support is clear and every step forward feels like progress not another wrong turn visit camh.comh. to help us forge a better path for mental health care. Yeah, and I like that, yeah, you can just, you can definitely see where all the mess is, and it's like they have this conversation that is one thing,

just like, oh, yeah, Rachel's at work all the time right now, but she's also accomplishing something that is very important to her. And that's one conversation, I believe they could have solved, but the emotional components that get in the way and create the mess felt authentic enough that, yeah, I get how we wound up with this big blowup that led to this. Yeah, that's good observation, you know, on the writers, on the performers, on everybody. What do you think you would have done in Ross's situation?

I don't know. Like, I don't know if I would have, I don't know if I would have wanted to go out to a place with people at that point. You know, like I probably would go be alone or something or, yeah, I don't know. Even if I did go out, that's hard to say because, yeah, that's one of those things where I would still be probably bargaining because, you know, it's so fresh and and yeah i don't know though if i was on the phone and i was like oh it seems like they're about to hook up with somebody i'm not i'm not honestly sure like it it's tough because yeah like you get how ross must feel at that moment and feel like god this this has to be over and granted that's on him for not you know seeing past his own you know beef with mark and his

insecurities about that uh that's a i don't know that's a tough question so honestly i wouldn't want to be in I wouldn't want to do what Ross did as he did it it's like if you're on an actual break I don't think it's messed up what he did but it's the timing it's the context of all that stuff and again the show is good at at least orchestrating circumstances that feel like you can see clearly where the breakdown of logic like this is not a good situation but at the same time you feel the emotional like the emotional authenticity of like I see how this happened though yeah I guess the question is like a it's twofold and depending on what part you're answering so i'm key as far as like the we're taking a break what am i doing next part of

the question goes i feel like i would probably either a be alone or be seek out the the comfort or go to a friend whom i feel comfortable talking about my feelings with uh take sure to like bounce off what it is that i'm actually going through i'm like figuring i go to carroll that night yeah yeah yeah but uh maybe not my ex-wife but well hey yeah yeah i'm not really wanted to to confide in her is the only reason they said that but yeah yeah also that's tough i guess more so what i was thinking of when i my attention behind asking the question is your partner is working a lot and then you want their attention but it seems like time is being made for you guys's actual relationship how do you feel like you would handle that sorry giving me one more time so essentially

being in the position that caused me in a break in the first place ross feels like she's pulling away She's like, I have this thing that is finally mine. How would you kind of go about that, you think? I mean, that's the kind of conversation you have to have in as the Ross in that situation. I would hope my conclusion would be, yeah, this is really important to you. This is something you haven't had before you're unlocking, you know, part of your passion, your vocation. That's what life is for. So I guess I would say like, I would leave it at, I want to see you more.

I want to, you know, I get him being like, I don't feel like I have a girlfriend anymore. And so, like, you would just have to leave that on the table, but also in the Ross position, you would have to accept, like, it's important that I allow this space, because this is really important to my partner. And so I would do my best to be patient, because this is also new. She just got this job. This is, yeah, I would kind of brace for, like, yeah, for a little while right now, you're going to be tied up in this. And I'm going to do my best to be supportive about that. and kind of accept that this will be a thing that we work through on an ongoing basis.

I would do the same because I feel like if I were in the Ross position, I would have more empathy for the fact that I know are my partners coming from, her history, and the fact that this is something that's finally hers. I wouldn't dismiss it or act like it was boring, especially when she supports me going to three-hour lectures about my freaking job. You make a little bit of an hypocrite. She makes the effort.

yeah he didn't seem like he was making a big effort yeah and it's like almost in some ways like he likes the idea of rachel as being someone as his rather than his her own independent entity independent of him yeah and i feel like if i were in his position i would definitely understand where he's feeling and i would do my best to illustrate where it is this feeling of of dysregulation or or emotional abandonment is coming from and i would try to work with my partner to figure out okay what is the best solution or us can we try to make time a set aside like a certain hour or something or a certain day where we can kind of agree to in advance you know and if that day doesn't work let's come with a backup plan yeah exactly so that's how I would would personally handle it but yeah I understand you know a lot of people don't necessarily think in those those terms of those veins the 90s people in the 90s didn't exactly value emotional and intelligence to the same degree that certain circles do now in the 2020 2020s but i yeah we'll probably handle it a little differently and i hope that you know they can wisen up and get mature in their uh their future years here here all right

last couple minutes here got to wrap up in probably five but that's just enough time speed run baby sonya arif don't you think that ross was taken advantage of by chloe because i think that happened, but the show never addresses it. If Chloe was a guy and Ross a girl, surely that would at least be a point of contention. I could see that. I mean, yeah. I mean, they established Chloe as like

a more free-spirited, probably not monogamous character, so by her way of living, I don't know, it's not her responsibility. Like, I guess if you know this guy is like, you know, hot off a potential

breakup conversation, I wouldn't want to you know get tangled up in that yeah i mean there is an element of of taking advantage and there is an element of double standard because because this happens to because yeah she wants to do this with ross you know and guys are much more encouraged toward that you know yeah but yeah yeah i guess in a way

i i didn't think of it like that but you know he did kind of say like no it was kind of like trying to brush her off a couple times and then he eventually just gave in she's fully aware and doesn't seem to be a affected by it so that is kind of shitty he was brushing her off and it wasn't until you know he got off the phone with rachel it was like it was like the perfect storm of circumstances that caused that that to happen so yeah she didn't really care all that much she didn't care if he was married and kind of made that a point of of note during the recap of the morning after episode so yeah not cool not cool chloe but also ross you have a better dog even if it's not how you live

which is fine. I think it would be good to observe the person you're trying to get with and be like, oh yeah, maybe there's... Read the room.

Yeah, exactly. That's the note for everybody across these episodes is read the freaking room. Slow one. Fun surface. Here we go. All right,

we're going to just combine these two because they are quite similar. Janice B. C-P-H-T starting with you. How surprised were you to see Happy and Kitty as guest stars? And who is someone

you would like to see appear in the series? and then Jay Rushden which guest star in this batch I think what you're trying to ask here is like who's your favorite guest star in the batch it's funny to see John Favreau yeah this was

I'm surprised at how many guests they get and it was very I was very surprised to see EG Daily very surprised to see Deborah Joe Rupp very fun though very fun characters and her vibes with Phoebe were a lot of fun I'd also see Vince Vaughn in the show yeah that'd be fun

I'm trying to think who else when i like to see tom cruise leonardo decaprio we already got charlie sheen uh mark marin mark marron would be fun from this era 90s marron it would be very funny um god who howie mandel who who is we got another guest star in this batch that that made me quite tickled and zelle washington yes that's the one Like, I was really surprised to see her, and I've been, you know, seeing a lot more David Lynch stuff recently.

So that was just really fun and cool, and her plotline was very unique. Yeah, maybe Lawrence Fishburne appearance would be fun on this show. I don't know why I think that, but it would just be kind of fun. Well, since this is, like, Scream Era. Mitch Heedberg. I want a Mitch Headberg cameo. Oh, okay. The girl who plays Cindy Prescott.

She'd be cool. Nev Campbell. Neve Campbell. Absolutely. We had David Arquette. We could get Skeet all rich. Yeah. Matthew Lillard.

Matthew Lillard. The whole cast of Scream in Friends. Or, skip, scream, yeah. It was it really quick. Biggest 90s stars. Yeah. Michael Jordan and Friends. Sigourney Weaver on Friends.

Tom Hanks. Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis. Uma Thurman. She was on Chandler's list, so she was kind of in the show already. Celine Dionne would be funny to see Pop Up Goldie Hall Kurt Russell on Friends

Robin Williams Angela Bassett Yeah Well gang Rees Witherspoon This has been a blast And yeah Any straight thoughts before we hit it

Nope, it's been fun I'm ready for the next block How's the season end? I don't know But I'm ready for you to get messy Same Z's were they on a break Leave us your thoughts down below Leave us your thoughts on the whole thing

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