The Reel Rejects - Extended Version: FRIENDS Season 4, Episodes 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 & 18 REACTION!! First Time Watching!

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

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Hey, did not think. Oh, no, Ross. I knew it. I knew it. Oh, I love it. Love it, love it, love it. Enemies of the Reject Nation. It's opposite day.

Just kidding. It's Friends Day. John and Aaron are back. We are here for season four. episodes 13 through 18 13 through 18 another chunk of episodes for you to binge there are time stamps in the description box below so you can hop around to the one that has your favorite moments in it but obviously we hope you stick around the whole thing I'll run how you feeling this afternoon it's afternoon afternoon I'm good well John you are the third person I've spoken to in real life today so I'm feeling the third man you're the third man we're the best man oh Cheers. Mazel Tov. Mazel Tov.

But I'm feeling good today. I did not get a lot of sleep last night, but that's okay. I had a romping good time at a poetry community event. I don't know when I'm speaking this accent, but it works. I feel well. I feel alive. It's classy and so are British people. That's right, yes.

That's the common thread between those two things. But I'm feeling well. I'm feeling really good. And I'm excited to watch more friends. As of time of recording this, it's been about a week and a half since we've recorded our last friend session. So I'm feeling ready for more friends. Johnny Boy, how are you doing?

I'm doing good, isn't it? I'm all right. It's been a bit of a frustrating morning if I'm being perfectly honest. I had an appointment. I missed it. I got reschedule. But so it goes, life moves along,

and I'm excited to be here with you. I'm excited to cleanse some of the, you know, executive functional foibles of the morning and hop into some friendly fare with you guys. All right, gang. It's season four. So 13, we're not going to look at the title. No.

We're just going to watch the show. No. One or two and a three. She is the star of the play, and she is my girlfriend. Oh. That's right. His girl's mattress. Whoa.

People can't hear you do. I know. I know. Crazy, right? Yeah, say it a little louder, man. Wow, she looks great, doesn't she? What if she's bad? Oh, no.

Hi. That is one good-looking man. Oh, no. Oh, the one with the insecurities. Actually see his abs through his overcoat. Oh my god. That's a chiseled man. Doing this long.

No, you're my first. Put the money on the table. Oh, hey. Oh, yeah. Twist. Ooh, that's nice. Is this a porno play? Sorry, a corn play.

Is that expensive blouse? If you want it to be. Oh. Oh, Lord! He went into the audience? Here's your girlfriend's button. Oh, no. What is this show?

I've never seen a show like that before. Plamingdale's eliminated my department. What? Oh, my God. Are you out of a job? No, but they've stuck me in personal shopping, which is just a huge step down. Oh, no.

Is it a pay decrease? Where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy? Uh-huh. That sounds great. Yeah, you're a taste maker. Hey You can hang out with Kristen Stewart

Excuse me we switched apartments you can't eat our food anymore that that gravy train is in it Is gravy? If you have the big apartment then you have to deal with people coming over all the time Is that how that works? That was Kathy's play Well Kathy gets half naked and simulates with a real good looking guy I didn't know they made soft core plays Roke down my worst nightmare and then charge me $32 to see him They're gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night

And then they're gonna go to their little cast parties and he's gonna try to undermine me You know he'll be like so where's your boyfriend what's his name Chester She'll go no no no it's Chandler and he'll go whatever That is a good trick oh golly All right look look what am I gonna do nothing brother don't be insecure They're there to do a job just because they work together doesn't mean they're gonna get together I mean just because it happened with like Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins doesn't mean it's gonna happen with them.

Uh and don't be Ross. Oh, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Yeah. Sure, sure. Kevin Bacon and Kira Sedgwick. When they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Ross, the Kool-Aid man over here. Yeah. When two actors are actually doing it off stage, then all the sexual tension between them is gone. Okay, so as long as it's hot on stage, you got nothing to worry about.

Hey, I... Is that how that works? They stopped getting chemistry after they... You guys have been to every play I've ever been in. Have I ever had chemistry on stage? No. No! No!

I never thought of that, but I could imagine that being true. In some... Not always, but I could imagine that being an approach. Losing the tension after you cross the boundary? Yeah, so like, don't do it because you got the want, you know? You got the tension. Hey. Hey, man.

Got some pancakes? You made pancakes? Yep. Grab a plate. Wow. Their table is the... Yeah. That's great.

We also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and jams, jellies, and marmalades, which I'm fairly certain of the same thing.

What is a marmalade exactly? We're watching the game here Saturday night if people want to come over. Oh, yeah. Oh, I was thinking

about having people over for the game. Oh, yeah? Who's playing? Yeah. You know, the sportsmen? The players. Players?

Players. Players is going to play. He seems to be missing being the hostess. Inverted tricks. Please, it's a relief is what it is what it is. It's a real authentic trick. They also got a minute made. Oh, nice, Steve.

Hell yeah. I want to catch a pancake that way. Dude, same. Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong and she didn't even buy it. Aw. I'm telling you, I'm quitting. That's it.

I'm talking to my boss. The elderly deserve to feel sexy, too. Yeah, they do. Okay, bye, call me when you get this message. Ah. Mr. Waltham, I really need to talk to you. In a moment, please. I'm in the middle of a task. A task?

And you have a customer. Uh-oh. Hi. Hi, I'm Joshua. Hi, I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for you, Joshua? What can I do you, Joshua? Well, I need a whole new wardrobe.

My wife, well, my ex-wife. Oh, I'm so sorry. She's smitten by him? Oh, I'm, yeah. Me too. Yes, yes, Rache. Just take the bra all the way off. Burned all of my clothes.

I got away with two things. This suit, it turned out to be a skirt. Aw. That's a great suit. Yeah, but it wasn't much fun dropping it off for the dry cleaners in the skirt. Hey, you know, you just say it's a kilt. You're fine.

I need everything down to underwear. So if you're willing, I'm all yours. Oh, my. Okay. Wow. Rachel, you needed to speak to me. No, no, that wasn't me. that wasn't me wasn't me we should get started let me show you my underwear

the selection of underwear that we carry too I mean you're gonna have to me hey to see you leave you're looking out of there was like no chemistry between them before they had heat and now there's no heat god that coat let's not jump to any conclusions all right there was some sexual chemistry between them come on it was like cousins having sex up oh no no just be cool don't be you know yeah you are neurotic my man channel too oh thank you so much for coming again did you like it tonight absolutely oh wasn't Nick funny when he couldn't get his match lit

Oh, he's going to explore. I love to play. Yeah, you were great and Nick. Ditto. Ditto. Clearly, you're having to them. No, Dittler. Stop it.

Why did you do that? Why did you do that? We hated that. No accusations, dog. Oh, no. Get this straight. You're accusing me of cheating on you, and you're insulting my performance. You're insulting my performance.

Oh, no. You know, you're up there every night, naked, touching, kissing. Chandler! I hate you. I hate you right now. This is my vocation. I'm playing a part in a play. How can you not trust me?

Well, you can understand, given how we started. Oh, my God, Chandler. Low freaking blow. Yeah, that's rough. I'll tell you what, Chandler. Why don't you call me when you grow up? Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen anytime soon. Yeah, you did it to yourself, Doug.

I have the best job in the entire world. The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day. Rachel has a new doll. I wish she was a doll. Then I could get a Rachel doll, and I'd bum them together and make kissing noises. Oh, what do I smell?

Painful. I don't know, it smells good. It smells like teen spirit. Oh, have you seen our view? That's amazing. Yes, lower them into your space with your delicate, delicate cookies. Making delicious treats for everyone. Your delectable cooking.

Oh, the new Playboy. Yeah, just something I picked up. Just something I picked up. You're the best mom ever. Yeah. Jesus crazy. Those do look fire, though. I'm not going to lie.

Yeah, they do. I want some. Hey, Teton, run. No, wait, please don't go. I've got for you too. Oh, what? Yeah, I don't need it. Aw, Feeve.

What's the big deal? I'm the hostess. With the most- Mostis. Not those guys, I'm always the hostess. I mean, even when I was little, I mean, the girls brought their dollies to my tea party. I served the best air. Yeah, you know.

Purified. Purified. You know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment. Because they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them. I'm done now. They've suffered enough. Lull.

You wanted to punish them, you should have just made them hang out here. Oh, Jesus. Dude, Chandler, oh, bad, bad times, man. You will all be very happy to hear. Oh, no. That's not true. So you were right? I confronted her, and she didn't deny it.

Oh, Chandler. I don't live here. I don't live here. Why, yikes. Why may be drunk. drunk but I know what she said so then I went over to beefsteak churlie's what is that a real place you stick charlie's yes charlie's sure I was wondering never heard of it so I was with Joshua for an hour today and he has not asked me out bro why don't you ask him out oh yeah

totally that's such a turn-on doesn't seem desperate mm-hmm that's the turn on just got a divorce right so he's probably really nervous around with You know, maybe you just need to make the first move. I've never asked a guy out before. You've never asked a guy out? Wow. No, have you? Thousands of times.

Yeah, go Feeb. That doesn't make me sound too good, does it? I don't even know how I would go about it. Oh, what I do is, uh, I look a woman up and down and I say, Hey, how you doing? Hey! Did the thing! Is that the first, how you doing?

I think it is. Oh, how are you doing? How is that in a second? All right. How are you doing? See? You're worried on it. Shall we? Call him up.

I'm going to ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. Do it. Ask him out. How you doing? There you go. Hi, Joshua.

It's Rachel Green from Bloomingdale's. How you doing? Yeah. I was just wondering if you, um, if you, um... Like the underwear? Left your wallet At the store today Oh, no

Well, we found a wallet And we, the license Well, that is a good idea Ugh This license Belongs to a Uh, uh, belongs to a Mr.

Uh, Feebs. Mr. Feebs. Mr. Feebs here. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Damn, dude. You've done that a thousand times. I've never done that.

Uh-huh. I just got so nervous that he was gonna say no uh i've got to give him something he can't say no to like uh invite the guy to a nick's game you guaranteed he'll say yes really you think that'll work absolutely if it doesn't can i get the extra ticket did she call oh no she did not her sorry all right maybe i should call her no forget her man oh no he's right what she did was unforgivable well yeah but you know don't listen to your How might you be wrong?

Listen to your therapist. What if she didn't actually sleep with the guy? Tell me she actually told you this. Oh, she did not have to tell me. I saw the play and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross. That's all you're basing this on? That's not backing me up. That's not backing me up.

You know, with the offstage and the heat and the onstage and the way of heat. That was just a theory. There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. Lone gunmen? Communism? Geometry. Oh, Joey. As a single woman

Who is available I think you look great Hmm Yeah very suave Oh yeah you look great Sweater and blazer combo Not bad Big old thick collie

So you like it I do I do I love it In fact I think I'm gonna wear it home Great All right well thank you so much For all your helps Well I guess

I guess this is it Oh Ooh. Oh. Maybe I'll see in the spring, you know, with the, uh, for the bathing suits. Well, you don't want to do that now? Oh. That's okay.

I... Oh. I have two tickets to the next game tonight if you're interested. Just as a thank you for this week. Wow. Wow. Yeah, that would be fantastic. My nephew is crazy.

Oh, what a funny dude. No. This is fantastic. Thank you so much. Oh, no, no, no, no, clarify, clarify, clarify. Hey, my man. Get you a peek. Hey.

Hey. Oh, is he there? She's looking scared to see him. He's there. He's totally there. You know, I know, I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset. I really wish you'd called me.

He's there. I think this is a good thing, you know, because we, We've had our first fight, and now we can move on. You know, I mean, I know for me, but... Oh, boy. Does this just start, or is this... Nick's Pants? Yeah.

Yeah. She was... he was right. I think our second fight is going to be a big one. You don't need to fight, bro. Just leave. Oh, man. That's sad. For next time, what do you say? I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket.

Not two tickets. I have an extra ticket. Oh, Rachel. So the first time you asked a guy out, he turns you down? Whoa, Ross. He didn't turn me down. He's at the game, isn't he? I got the date.

I'm just not on it. Ah. Okay. It's ready. Come on. You look so tired, Monica. Just come. He looks slab happy.

You got polished fumes. Oh, my God. Wow. Hey. This is beautiful. Wow, you really turn that space around. What do you think of the floor? I don't know.

It looks the same. Oh, wow. Joseph. I made snacks. You put down all this hardwood? That's just thinking. That's crazy. Wild.

Mon, do you want us to come back later? Oh, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. Just keep talking. I am always the hostess. Yeah. How'd it go? So?

Well, she wasn't sleeping with him. Oh, good. She is now. Yeah. I'm saying that she is a devil woman. Oh, Shailer. You know, I mean, you think you know a person, and they turn around, they sleep with Nick. That was very quick, though, man.

Damn. Giant mannipples! Oh! Manipals! I hate him, and I hate her. Can we get a cut to the... Love her. This is all my fault, really. Oh, how is it your fault?

He's going through all the stages. I should have called. You know, if I just called her after a big stupid fight, she never would have gone out with Nick and they wouldn't have ended up in bed together. I threw her at his mannipples. Cut to the man nipples. I have to see this.

This is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone. Well, if she thought they were on a break. Oh no, Ron. I don't know, Ross. I knew it. I knew it.

I knew it. Ross. Oh, I love it. Love it. Love it. Rachel, one of your customers seem to have left his bill phone. Joshua Bergen. Really?

Will you call him? Yes. I will. Absolutely. All right, Rach. Now's a shot. How's your chance, girl? Go to his place and break in.

What the heck? What did she just do? Oh, Lord. This means of flipping them, I guess. Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, I'm glad. Rachel, I'd like to say something to you. Yes.

Are New York licenses laminated like that? I guess. I don't know. What is it called? The one with the mannipples. The one with the play? The one with Rachel's crush. That makes sense.

All right, all right, damn. All right, season four, episode 14. Incoming? Yeah. So now, what is this now? Googly worm. Ah, yes. And this?

Gold pop jiggly jam. Yes. I think it's so funny. I miss fishing. I haven't done it in a long time, too. Oh, looks like a big one. The one with the fishing? A goal between me.

Oh. Right, hey, you guys, you know what's going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, Joey, what are you doing with your life, stuff? I can say... Oh, we've met his dad yet. I'm doing a movie with Trout and Heston, Dad. What do you do with your life? Uh...

I don't have to start having fun just because I'm here. Kathy didn't cheat on all of you. Oh, my. It's as if she's... Well, except you. Ah. Ah. Oh.

Oh. Brotherly love. I don't think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean, it's only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week. Look, there's nothing I can do for him right now. He's still in his sweatpants. That's only phase one.

I'll be back for phase two. I would never miss phase two. Phase two. Getting drunk and going to a strip club. Ugh. How does going to a strip club make him better? There are naked ladies there. Yeah.

Oh, and it helps him get to phase three, picturing yourself with other women. There are naked ladies there, too. Yeah. Just say a difference. Give me one minute, please. They love you, Chandler. Yeah, they're just trying to support you. Oh, you know what I need?

Yeah. Gloves. Brown leather dress gloves. Oh. Brown leather. You're about, well, this one is large. Uh, this one. Also large?

Yeah. Very small. How can you not tell that she's into you, Doug? Rachel, could I have a moment? Yes. I was wondering, my niece, you see, is in town from London. It's a very British man with a very British fit. Well, she's about your age, I'd say.

Anyway, I have tickets for the office. Opera de Flaydemus. Oh, hell yeah. Like to keep a company this evening? What that? Sure, you got it. Great. Help me in. Me, Flatermouse.

Is that like a famous play or something? Famous opera? I guess it must be. I don't know very well. I gotta take off. But I was curious. Do you have any plans for tonight? Oh, yeah, I knew that was coming.

He's gonna be a babysitter. I invested in this nightclub and it's opening tonight. Would you like to come? Yeah, that would be great. You're into hardcore S&M, right? Lull. Okay, well, I get... I'm kidding.

Uh... What's S&M? I gotta get there early, but I'm gonna put you on a VIP list. Okay, look for you. Yeah, great, you bet you. I'll see you tonight. It's like, uh, BDSM. Ah.

I always forget what the actual S&M acronym is. Deflatimals. Oh, right. Double ticketed. You know, I can't believe Kathy did this to me. I really thought that she was the one. Oh boy. From now on, I'm not getting out of this chair,

of this chair ever okay from now on this chair is the one all right my sweatpants yes take the sweats off okay just take them off and we'll have some fun yes my man amen his friends all friends should oh we didn't get to me joey's dad oh you guys have no idea oh oh are you kidding he's five o'clock shadow now yeah three days on the lake without a shower plus i fell into that big tubble worms at the Bates stand. Aw, wharf. Worm and Joey. He hasn't gotten out of that chair in two days.

Joe Worm. Let's let Joey grow a beard, yeah? Yeah. Ah, that'll do it. Get to your shower. I need to go memorize my lines. Me and Charlton Heston, Bright and early tomorrow, baby. Yeah, you do.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you do. Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But I already told Mr. Waltham that I was would take his niece to the dumb old opera, so what are you going to do? How was he when our friends go? I don't know, sweetie.

No, help me. You can't, I have to work. Phoebe, I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening. Whoa. Are Joey and Chandler back? Oh, Chandler's still in phase one, and Joey's that thing you smell. Yeah.

Uh-oh, Ross would love the opera. Hi. Hi. Oh, Ross. Oh, no. This is a big ass. It's a big one. This is great.

Yeah. I think she's here. No, wait, right. Ross. As much as Ross doesn't always handle these things as well, I don't blame me there. Yeah. Girl, I've never met to the opera, so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy. Hmm.

Yeah, that is a toughie. Yeah. Uh... Ross, please come on. I thought we had moved on. I thought we'd got into a place where we could be happy for each other. You know, is that just me?

All right, I'll do it. Oh, thank you. Wow. Oh, boy. Oh, is the niece gonna be, like, really hot or something? I'm not free tonight. So, really? Well, that's just lovely, isn't it?

I must have missed your call, even though I didn't leave the flat all day. Oh, well, no, no, no, no, that's not rude. It's perfectly in keeping with the trip where I've already been run down by one of your weena cart. Oh, my God. Apparently, to you.

people i look like someone who's got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bubble wow let's go i i think you look great good night it was very nice to meet you all oh no christmas you in hell go to her ross yeah okay please hurry that was a great delivery by yeah Like I just saw Hugh Grant right there I was supposed to be on the set of half an hour ago I gotta get out of here Oh what can do you can't go like that you stink

Look I don't I fell asleep before I could take a shower now I don't have time They're just 10 blocks away if I run I can make it That's gonna make it worse Hey cool down no keep moving Wow How did it go with Joshua last night Well I didn't see Joshua Oh crap

I did punch a girl on the face What? It was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep. Oh, so did you get to meet her? Ouch. There is no Rachel Greep. But then this other girl overheard us, and she was all, I'm Rachel Greep, I'm Rachel Greep, and he let her right in. Oh, Lord.

So you hit her in the face? No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella. So I clocked her. Ouch. I can't believe this. All I wanted was just. few hours outside of work to see Joshua so that you could

go ahead and start falling in law with me Feeves Honey, that's your name That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other Oh I guess it must have been in the script That's funny

Where the guys I'm ready to get drunk and see some strippers Oh no Yep as you do Oh hey Ross He's with Emily at a bed and breakfast in Vermont. What? Oh my God. Who the hell is Emily?

No. Uh-huh. How did he end up in Vermont with that awful witch? Well, maybe she doesn't hit him all the time. Yeah. When we first met her, she was soaking. Her feet were wet. Who wouldn't be miserable?

Once I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person. Ross, come quickly. There's a deer just outside, eating fruit from the orchards. She's... There's a deer just a... outside eating fruit from the orchard she's delightful she's so sweet i love her i i know i've seen her and stuff oh there was a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard that was a very british statement

she was horrible okay i'm gonna go stand over there in my joker shirt why do you care so much anyway joker bowling league i don't care of course you care girl you know what still you do not just meet someone and go flitting off to vermont well when you first met berry you flit it off to veil oh you know Did you just for once not remember every little thing? Peter flitted you off to, like, Rome for pizza that one night, didn't he? You know what? I knew something like this was going to happen. Well, that was, that was Monica.

Chandler, you can't just go back a phase? Yes, you can. You're thinking about time. You can't go back on time. But I'm saying to Rachel's point. Why don't you just, why don't you do your phase two strip club thing with us? Yeah, come on. We can be guys.

Hey, man. Girls know how to do the strip club. Club. Hey, guys, maybe we want to be guys. You don't want to be guys. You'd be all hairy and you wouldn't live as long. You just stop being such a wuss and get those off. And you come with us and watch naked girls dance around.

Yeah. Do it. Okay. I'm sorry. Oh. Oh, sweet. Come here. Found out.

We got time. We're running a little late. Oh my god it is him chowton hesson eating a licorice whip when did he shave i've never seen him with i guess joey ran the follicles off his face you i could see why you would think that but uh actually you know who i think it is you oh no it's uh it's heston definitely heston Oh, the man reeks.

He's still alive. He's on a three-day fishing trip, and then he ate some licorice. There's no way he smells. He's the only one around here with a shower and his dressing room. Ah, bam. Here we go. Shower, huh? And which room might that be?

The one with Heston on it? Interesting. Oh, God. Oh, boy. Joey, you don't have a change of clothes. This is not a good idea. Whoa. Oh, wow.

We're doing it. on TV. Very exotic. He'll be working out too. You would think he would be worried about me, not showing up at his club. Oh, and you know what makes it so much worse? Oh, this is all happy in Vermont. I think you don't care.

Oh, no. Another round of daughey's. Remember, I'm virgin for me, please. Oh, and don't let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy. Oh, come on. Oh, my God. They make your friends. You know what, I'm just going to go home and call Kathy.

Leave Kathy alone, brother. You know, in a couple of hours. I'm gonna get really drunk and I'm gonna want to call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me and then after that I'm gonna be so drunk I'm gonna want to call Janice you sure oh Phoebe leave Janus the hell on please oh hell yeah hell yeah just gonna pull back the curtain on this random guy who's in there wow just staring at his dick he's just really inspecting

to make sure he's got no weaponry or anything I guess you wouldn't believe me if I said I was Kirk Douglas huh? Is that your Kirk Douglas face? I'm an actor Joey Tribiani I'm doing a scene with you today and well I stink

you are in this picture Yeah, yeah, I'm one of the cops who won't work with you because they're a loose cannon. Sorry, but I just, I stink. Joey, right? Yeah. Oh, he's going to empower his acting ability. Every actor thinks he stinks. Even Lawrence Olivier sometimes thought he stank.

Bob Redford won't even watch himself. Oh, no, no, no, you don't understand. Listen to me. No, yeah. Yeah, just take the advice, man. Right. One time in his career didn't say, God, I stink.

Hell, I just did a scene out there. First take, I stunk the place up. Shit all over myself. Yeah, it did. No matter how bad you think you stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower. Oh, no. You understand.

Yes, sir, yes, sir. Wait a minute. Take your pants. Take your pants. Your clothes still have the stink on them. uh well i'll get in the wardrobe you know right well i'm gonna put my sweats back on no wait wait okay you know what you were right you were right we really weren't great at being guys but you know why because we're girls oh girls do you know what girls are really good at

huh no listening sit hey good chanler really help if you would just talk yeah come on what's going on in there Let it out, buddy. Want to cry? That's okay, too. Yeah, buddy. Look, come on, forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause. Okay?

Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn't picture myself with any of them. Oh. You know, I really like that fighter pilot one. Oh, candy? Oh, she was so swunky. Ah! You know, I think if I were going to be with a woman.

Wait? It'd be with someone like Michelle, because she was, oh, she was just so petite. Oh my. For me, it would have to be Chantal. Oh, Chantal. You know, oh my god, this... Now, when I stuck that dollar bill in her G-string and grazed her thong... Face three!

I just achieved phase three! I am totally picturing you with all those women. Hey. That's not page three I'm there too Oh Are we all together like in a group Stop it you're killing me

I want to go to the street Where I don't want to have a relationship ever I just want to have strippers and my friend Yes Yes Beautiful The the oft forgotten face I wanted to go to the strip club

There it is You're going to have plenty of chances Okay, there are like thousands of women out there who are just waiting to screw me over. Lull. Hey. Hey. Hey, oh, how is Vermont? Oh. Incredible. I mean, there are no words to describe her. The whole weekend was like a dream. Oh, life is but a dream. Rache! Hey! Hey!

Oh, hey! You were so right. What? What you said about us finally being in a place where we could really be happy for each other? Oh, crud. I admit, I wasn't quite there. You know, I mean, the thought of you and that, that Josh guy. Joshua.

Joshua. Whatever. Yeshua. You know? Yeah. But now, but now, I'm totally there. How many times we go to this psycho? Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, my God. And thank you for Emily. Oh, no problem. I'm so glad I could help. Oh. We literally had this last season. I know, I think it's going to be an ongoing song. Wow, wow, wow.

Does you have your freaking smoking jacket? And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice. Chandler's the king, Chandler's the king. How much is this costing you? Her, I like her. Oh, that's fine. Go with your instincts. Go with your instincts.

What am I doing again? Oh, come on. Would you please pay attention? I could wake up at any moment. Hi, I'm Joshua. I'm here to pick up Rachel. Oh, no, no, no, that's not Joshua. What do you want for me?

I never met the guy. Yeah, it's my subconscious. This is the one with the strippers? Rachel, I'm sorry you can't stay. The rest of us have a lot of work to do. Is this the one with Chandler's sweatpants? What are you doing? The one with the strip club.

All right, listen, I got to wake up. Yeah. The one with Joey's dirty day. I guess because... He was like the B story of this episode. It seemed like. I think because of the Charlton Heston factor, it's more, yeah. All right.

All right, three, two, one. Here we go. No, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done. And you said it was going to be fun, which it kind of is. When they were painted, it was fun, fun, fun. You said there were going to be other guys here. There are no other guys here. There's a guy right over there.

That's a male man. That's a guy. Yes. Taylor, don't worry. This doesn't make you any less of a guy. that does every guy discovers this at some point yeah manicures and pedicures are great i've only ever had a manicure never had a manicure never had a manicure no i've only ever had a manicure let's get petties let's do it it's petty dog petty petty petty the gang petty boys yes

make the most impact baby this has been driving me crazy what does this light switch do uh nothing didn't drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did i know what it did Yeah, it does sometimes. Nothing. They wouldn't have put it there if it didn't do something. How can you not care? Like this. Forget about it.

There's another question for you. Do you know what that little silver knob on the toilet does? Sure. It flushes it. Okay, good. Now, since you know, when you come over, would you mind actually using it? Joey. Joey.

Hey. Oh. Why? Didn't she get back with her husband? Janice. Is this amazing? No, Ray. Rebound Janice.

I'm divorced. Wow. Yeah, I'm running the alimony pony. Loh. I just came up to say hi. Hi. Hi, Janice. I'll see you later.

Okay. I'll see you tonight. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. I can't stand the woman. Oh, my God, we're back to this.

Candace. We're back here. We're back. Don't worry about it. I'm taking care of it tonight. You are not. Tonight. Never been able to break up with her.

Well, I don't have to break up at this time. We're not involved. I'm going to do a preemptive strike. I'm going to end it with her before it starts. Oh, okay, okay. It's already starting. You got kissed. I can't believe you really walk alone here at night.

I mean, you hear such stories about New York. No, did her accent change? I mean, I, for one, feel perfectly safe. Whoa, whoa. What the fuck. Jesus Christ. Oh, those are friends. Help.

Liam, Devin. This is Ross. Oh, my, mate. Hey. Oh, yeah, man. Oh, my good one. Help. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. Well, I've been rather busy. Do you realize we have not seen each other since the night that you two concert? Oh my god, I think you're right. What are the odds that I do a British accent when a British character comes in for the intro? So, what, were you guys playing soccer or something? Or should I call it football? Don't do that.

Park tomorrow, you're welcome to play two if you want. Ross play rugby? I don't think so. Rugby Ross. What's so funny about that? Well, I mean... Oh, Lord. You're American to start with. You don't really have rugby here. Yeah.

Well, we didn't have freedom here until 1776 either. Wow. You at Riverside Pocket, too. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Ah. Ah.

Ah. A Ross walks home alone at night. What a count. To some rugby. I am not letting you get away this time. I hear ya. But, unfortunately. Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas.

Oh no. Where too? Oh, no. Yes. Barcelona. Okay, could you just stop talking for the second? Yemen. Yes, Yemen.

Yep. Well, I will just have to soak up every ounce of Chandler Bing until the that moment come. It's tonight. I gotta leave tonight. But I do know it's sometime tomorrow. Yes. Oh, crud. The switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Four of them don't work,

which means one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So I plugged in things in all four outlets that make noise. That way when I turn it on, I just follow the noise and find out which one it is. Smart. Very smart. I better stop listening for you did. I didn't. You also could have used lamps and then followed the light.

Yeah, well, I'm using noise. Hey, it's six to one, half a dozen the other, you know. Alright, so everybody ready? Here we go. That's Joey. I hear something, where is it? Yeah, it does sound like Joey. It's coming from Joey.

Oh, this is the Joey Switch. My God, that's so freaky. Turn him off. Yes, the one with the Joey switch. Oh, just hold on a second. I'm watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I don't know what the big deal is. I'm man enough to play this sport.

Uh-oh. Dude, you're not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport. Ah. Hey there, Ross. Hey. Janice. Thank you. Good looking out, Phoebs.

You really didn't have to help me pack. Oh, well, when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you really didn't leave me much choice, did you? Well, I thought I did, but I guess I did not. Oh, I'm packing. You know, I'm packing because I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow. Uh-huh.

Thanks for telling me. Yes. I'm going to pretend moving to Yemen, okay? It's the only way I can get rid of her. Tell her. Good one. That actually sounds like a real country. Oh, God.

I'm going to show you how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. It's a real space safe. Yeah, no, I do that because it makes me look taller. Oh, hey. Come on. Okay. Okay. Man, look at this. Ross.

I can't believe you said you'd play rugby. I mean, look how brutal this is. Hey, I can handle it, all right? Please, Ross. You got hurt playing badminton with my dad. Ouch. Right here? It's called a scrum, okay?

It's kind of like a huddle. How do you know what rugby is? They're going to kill you. Yeah. Well, why are you doing this anyway? You should have seen the guy that you used to go out with. You got to prove your maximumity. Joe Rugby.

You're kidding. And he plays rugby? It's so funny. Joe Rugby. He invented rugby. He's the heir to the rugby fortune. Yes. The very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious.

So I'm going to show him. how tough I really am. You are a tough guy. You're the toughest paleontologist I know. Yes. Tough as opera fan. Don't worry about me, okay? I'll just look real energetic and stay away from the ball.

I'll be that guy right outside the circle. Oh, no. Woof. Rasa stands. Dude, they're all huge. They don't look any bigger than me. Well, maybe that's because you're closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.

Loh, yes, it's all about perspective. Logic. I know what I've got to do. I've got to go Red Ross. Red Ross. You know, Red Ross? Totally don't know what you're talking about. I have no clue, dude.

We were all waiting in line for dances with wolves and that one guy cutting for us. Oh, we're asking to that. And I just lost it. Screamed on him, turned all red. Red Ross. Red Ross. Red Ross. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross.

It's his first time. Shit, don't say. Yes, Ross. That good warm up. I mean that good form. Yeah. Get it, Ross. You can say go hard.

Let's crush this guy. I know I've seen her and stuff. What the him is it? Oh, man. I don't want it. Let's grab on. onto a butt man grab on to a butt no idea what the hell is happening oh this hurts I hate this with us scrum us

lull oh lord grab the ball Ross oh man you are not gonna believe it Joshua came into work today and guess what happened he asked you out no I'm showing him some pufflinks, and I felt his pulse. Oh, and it was raised. What are these? Electrical plans for the building. Okay, okay, should I be scared?

You're doing the most, Monica. No, that switch has got to do something, okay? So I went down to City Hall, and I got these. Jesus, girl. All I had to do is pay $25 and wait in line for three hours. Wow, if only more people knew. What do you think it actually does? Oh, that's...

Oh. Because sometimes at our house, Andrew and I's house, there's a one switch that controls a specific set of outlets on a wall. Okay, yeah. I mean, I, yeah. No, besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don't seem to care very much that you're leaving. Well, we're not really that close. So I guess this is, you know, goodbye then. Oh, no, no, it's not goodbye.

I'm not leaving until you get on that plane. Girl! I need a fake ticket. to Yemen? One ticket to Yemen? Oh no, no, no, no, no. I just need a pretend ticket. I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand.

What would you give to a kid if you wanted a ticket to play with? Are you traveling with a child? Oh my God, woman, how do you not get it? She's gonna think that I'm handing you a credit card. What I'm really gonna do is hand you a library card. Sir, a ticket to Yemen is $2,100, and we don't take library cards. You frustrate me, woman. You frustrate me.

Ugg. American Express. Wow. Wow. That's insane. You could have just broke up with her dog. And I told him to go easy on him. Oh, my God, those dudes are basketball just laughing.

I was just looking, yeah. That's where I'm looking. That's just half time. There's more of this. Oh, Ross. He's not doing great. It's pretty good, huh? Oh, Lord.

It's one fun game. Ah. Hey, did me favor, just grab me a bottle of water. Yeah. Thanks. Oh, poor Ross. I really do. Oh, poor baby.

Tell my son that I love him. Uh, okay, gotta have some more fun. Ross, they are killing you out there. Oh. She's right, you have to stop. What? No, no, I'm not stopping, I'm Red Ross. Dude, you go back out there, you're going to be dead Ross.

Hey, the one with Dead Ross. I'm going to finish this game. All right, all right. If you insist on doing this, at least let me help you. God, no, that is no place for a woman. But your pride aside. Those guys grab anything. Oh.

I just might know a few things that could help you inflict some pain. Yes. Devin has got a weak ankle. Huh? Once with kick, and he'll back off. All right, bad ankle. Got it. He's got a trick hip

Hib And David over there I've heard that he doesn't wear a cup I could use that trick hip No cup Okay, okay Okay Liam's got bad knees

You hit him right And he'll go down like a lamp But what Liam's on my team I don't care You just get him Oh my Oh my

Oh my Red Ross Red Roy We got there It's the one with Red Ross Hi Hi Oh

Look they here What the What are these Oh just some pictures I made And hung up Like a hole in the head Why Ditos and chow

No No No No No Now Oh my god Look at this

Okay But there is A wire back there I mean That switch is connected To something I don't care The wires have come loose in your head

I just thought if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did and did you? No Yeah Disappears back there behind that Baseboard For a minute there I thought it went downstairs

Yep But it didn't Say hello to Mrs. Kattrakis Oh my God Hello, darling Hello Mrs. Katrachis Called the the superintendent guy

You could have been... Yeah, you could have been done that, girl. This was great. I mean, I was great. This was a great day. You know what? I'm buying everyone coffee. All right?

If someone just grabbed my wallet, it's in my pocket. No, not you. Not you? All right, look, your eyes still popping out a little there. I'm going to go get some ice. Okay. Oh, ice. Yeah, I'm so in the mood for ice.

Must have that big eternal, right? Oh, they changed the picture again. They're back. God, they keep running. rotating it. I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I haven't done that since I was four, and I washed my dad's porch with rock. Oh, geez.

I hurt three huge men. I gave a guy a bloody nose. I mean, I'm not proud of it, but... Feels good, though. I really am, alright? Ha, ha, ha. Wonderful, amazing you. I think you've got concussion.

No, no, I'm serious. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, she's so sweet. My bingling. Oh. Oh, way for you. No.

Indefinitely. Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel. Well, I'll write you every day. Fifteen, Yemen Road, Yemen. Oh, my God. So, baby. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Ugh. No. Chandler? Oh, damn it. Nope. I had to have one last kiss,

and also, also, you said you were going to leave right after I got on the plane. No, no. I want to see you take off. Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. Oh, my God. Going to Yemen. Jesus.

Can we just park up with her? Can I stay with you? Is this the one where Chandler goes to Yemen? The one with the rugby, or the one with Red Ross. The super couldn't figure out what it did. The $200 an hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did. Oh, wow. We did try everybody.

I've had seven pretty serious shocks. Superpowers. Guess Joey was right. does nothing helen bexendale oh wow oh fascinating why would it control something in another apartment that's so weird i'm doing it i'm totally doing it uh huh come on fiends you got it

oh no you're good the one with all the rugby yeah yeah okay we got close we got close Season 4 episode Sickus teen Coming your way Yeah yeah I can't find anything that I want to eat Everything makes me nauseous I'm telling you

Being pregnant is no piece of cake Ooh cake Yeah I can go for some cake Got 90s brisk ice tea on top of their fridge What does that smell It's coming from the bathroom Oh Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings

Bluh Listen there's something in here I want to eat What's where the bathroom was It looks very different This is your shampoo? It's guava. The bathroom's in the other side.

No. Oh, wait, wait. Is it my bologna sandwich? Oh! Shower sandwich. Soggy sandwich. I can't believe it. The baby wants bologna.

Baby wants me to eat meat. I can't eat meat. Oh, no. Maybe it's a pickle. Maybe it's a pickle. Josh was coming in tomorrow, and since I don't have the guts to ask him out, I'm going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket. Yeah.

Oh, smet. Joshua, give me a call sometime. Guys like you never go out of style. Wow. What did you throw away? Oh, no. We went to see a collection of Victorian doorknob. They were so ornate and beautiful.

I mean, look at that. I don't know how museums work in England, but here you're not supposed to take stuff. I got it from the gift shop. They have really lacked security there. Ha. Shoplifting joke. Come on, guys. Right, I've got to be off.

Well, see you. Bye-bye, then. Bye. Cheerio. You guys seem to be having a good time. Oh, yeah. She's amazing. You know what? When I'm with her, I'm fun.

Yeah, now you're fun, Ross. He's got to go back to London. But you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and then that's it. You know? Go to her. Hey, that's what all my relationships are like.

You guys, but in Ross's case, they both know in two weeks. That's it. Yeah. Yes. So the baby is totally craving meat This afternoon I tried tricking it I made it a soy burger So that maybe it would think it was getting meat

You know and I got nauseous Oh You need an impossible or a Beyond burger Yeah, I'm going to like the 90s had those yet Not at all Hey but at least you got that cool Pregnant Lady glow Oh, that's sweat

You throw up all morning You'll have that glow too Yeah Okay Here's that trench coat that you wanted Oh great Again I'm continually sort of Fascinated by these

Oh no no no they don't want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store That's funny. That's so weird well because we get a lot of Lookers in the pockets? You know I wore that cashmere sweater on a date last night Well congratulations. So do you love her? Oh no Oh no she's nice but you know just made me realize I'm just I'm just not ready to to be dating, you know? I don't that's uh that's interesting hey whoa

what was that oh it's just an anti-theft device oh geez listen we have to have a party tonight actually we have to have one in five minutes so everybody cancel your plans what five minutes oh god

we have to have a surprise of Bon Voyage party for Emily but it's actually for Joshua oh lord he said he's not ready to date so I had to invite him to a party and now I have created the perfect Opportunity to seduce him

Emily and I aren't gonna be here. I've got a whole special evening plan so sorry, no party. Aww. Hello. Surprise! You suck girl. No one's ever throw me a surprise party before. Well, it was all Ross's idea.

No, you suck girl. Oh crap. You really didn't know? Oh, what are the rest of the evening? You just don't do it. Like, all right, this is part one. We'll do the rest. All right, all right, all right.

But they're not going to. Why are you over here if Joshua's all the way over there? Because I'm trying to play hard to get. Oh, brother. Oh, quick. He's looking over here. Say something funny. Like what?

What's so funny? I said, like what? That's a way over. You'll get it. Ross looks miserable over there. I was playing hard to get things not working. Hand me those cherries. Oh, interesting.

They had can openers that stuck to the bottom of cabinets back then. You know, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue. Or when they said that's how you prove you're a good kisser. That's what I heard growing up anyway. I am fascinated by people who can do this. I can do it. Really? Yeah.

I'm like, how do you even describe what is happening? You're just able to like fold it up and freaking... Yeah, you feel the end and use your tongue to contort it into a knot. So we should probably get... going soon. We have to be at the four seasons for drinks in, oh, 15 minutes, and then in the plaza for dinner. So why did you plan a party at the same time? Just tell her the truth. Tell her the truth. American surprise parties are very short. It's usually surprise. And then, oh my God, it's all surprised. Goodbye. Goodbye's party.

Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little old ladies and host make-believe tea parties. You want to dress like ladies and jump on the bed? What are you going to put on top of that? A little salami. Oh, yeah. Making a little Italian Joe sub. What goes on top of the salami? Oh, pastrami.

She's like, all the amis. She's like turned down on with the meat. That's so funny. You're a genius. A meat genius. Emily, see ya. They couldn't fit Bonne. Whoa, Rage.

Little black dress. You changed? Yeah, I decided I needed my lucky dress. And lucky means more. Please, bitch? Does for me. Yes. Just want to go over there, grab him and kiss him.

How could I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him? Oh. Tough one. Take off your bra. Oh, God. It was a scene in footloose. Flash dance. Yeah.

Yeah. And with that, that plumber girl? She was a welder. Yes. What, were you like in the movie? Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Great delivery.

She takes off her bra under the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy. Classy and Classies If you want to kiss him, you could use mistletoe Oh, it's not Christmas or spin the bottle And he's not 11 Ugh, any other ideas? Thank you so much for this

It was really safe, thoughtful of you You're leaving? Yes, we have something we have to get to. Yeah, I think I'm gonna take off too, actually. Oh, Guthr's here? I just realized. Yeah, he's been hanging out. We've got the whole big thing planned. Yeah.

What big thing? So, spin the bottle looks like the time. Oh, Lordy. They were playing like the song of the 90s right there. So I would have have to kiss something never had to knock on wood this is a great idea this is America spin in that bottle though this is like still a game of chance wow you're in a row you got to use your tongues now wow is that the real that works I've never actually played

this game it's terrible Jesus Christ oh my God Let someone else play. If you didn't want to play, then why'd you come to the party? Diabolique. You have to be Ross, isn't it? Oh, it is him. Well done, Rage. Oh, my God.

Happy birthday, Mr. President. Oh, my God, the baby just kicked. Oh, wow. It's okay. They'll have to kick again. Oh, my God. He ruined it. Everybody just remember where they were sitting.

Why does this man care? You just know her. Jesus Christ. Down bad, Rachel. Down, very, very bad. I wonder what that would have been like to see from the audience. Yeah, that's good point. It's murder.

It's cold-blooded murder. Wow. Yeah. Oh, Feebs, no. Only the lettuce and the bread, Phoebs. Phoebe and the tramp. That could, like, mess up your stomach if you've been living this way. I need the meat.

the baby needs the meat we have our bees hey nice if you're gonna do something wrong do it right hey wow damn they feel better now yeah but at what cost ah i'm gonna eat like millions of cows a whole farm's worth but suppose until the baby's born i laid off it no extra animals would die you'd just be eating my animal whoa Joey, I can't believe you would do that for me. Absolutely. Are you saying we're going to cook chicken, burn duck? There's no meat and beer, right?

Nah. We can still make dinner if we skip the appetizers and ask for a check right away. Rachel, girl. Oh, God. Dude, just have fun with her. You're with her. That's the important thing. Why do you need this man so badly?

My lucky dress wasn't working out too well for me. But for four years, this baby never. missed oh rachel actually i kind of want to see what happens yeah the part that trips me out like her being down bad but also it's not like that handsome he's like he's okay i wanted to give emily a big american good bye cheer oh rachel you know give me why why what do you get emily Oh. That's me as a cheerleader, ta-da.

Ta-da. Netflix. Fine, I'm fine. Just listen to tooth. Don't be able. Oh, my God. I have a dentist. Yeah, whatever. Oh, Rade.

This guy does not care about you, girl. Okay, time to take off the bra. Oh, Joe. Oh, rage. That was really great, but I got to take off. Jesus Christ. You're not even concerned about her? All right, come on.

Let's go get your coat. Okay. Rachel is my girlfriend. Oh, God. Why are you lying? This was really fun. You know, this bra... No, Rachel.

Rachel, girl, please stop. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, right, right, right, right, right, right. You know, this is going to be in my bedroom. A lot of memories in here. Oh, my God, Rachel. I don't know what to do right now. Want to hear some memories? Kendrick actually wrote that song about this episode.

Need a little hand there? Oh, no. Yes, let him give you a hand. That's what you want. Oh, this is not how this was supposed to happen. Oh, buddy, put it together. I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you. Huh.

I don't wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you. Aw. I'm sorry. I thought you needed them. Ouch. I like you. You like me? Aw.

You're beautiful. beautiful and smart and sophisticated. A lot of this isn't based on tonight. Oh my god, I can't believe it all this time. I liked you and you like me. Yeah. My marriage like just ended and I'm really not ready to get into anything yet. He did say this earlier at the shop.

Yeah. Oh, there you are. I was looking for you before. Where at home girl go? She's still in there enjoying her feet. in there enjoying her fake party it's too late to do any of the stuff i had planned so i'm sorry it completely ruined your evening yeah you didn't need to do all that girl yeah have a seat oh oh oh oh i just didn't want it to end this way you know maybe you didn't want it to end yeah yeah i mean yeah you seem to really like her yeah really do yeah but what am i going to do i mean we we both agreed it was going to be a two-week thing

oh buddy that girl just spent the entire evening Talking to your friends, asking to hear your stories about you. You've got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport. And you're sitting here in a hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip. What photo album was it? I don't know. You and a bunch of albino kids. What?

What's the hell? Oh, my God. Those weren't albino kids? That was computer camp, Rich. Ouch Damn Ouch Hey

Hey You're a pathetic loser right Oh yeah Oh yeah I flew to Yemen Hi Oh Oh

Oh gosh Oh no All those things I said about Not being ready They're not true No they're all true But I want this still This is a bad idea

His little expressions. Do you want to go inside and get some coffee? Every time. Every time. Wow. And that has a nice, there's a fun button. Who do you get there? Pastrami.

Oh, yeah. Pistrami for that mommy. Hey, you know what goes good with that? Mm-hmm, corn beef. I was going to say baloney, but that's much better. Oh, my God, you're improving upon the sandwich. Oh, mama. Oh, mama.

Is this the one with the going away party? Hey, now, if a cow should die of natural causes, I could have one of the other ones right. Or the one with the fake surprise party? All right. The one with the meat sandwich. The one with the fake party, yeah. Well done. Season 4, episode 17, incoming gang, a one, a two, a three, spinny circle.

Gangalicious. Man! Oh, my God. Okay, that's where the bathroom is. So how did she open it on that side? That was confusing. What in the name of the hell? What the actual hell is happening?

Maybe you found your flip-flop. It's like a Christmas story when he goes in the basement to fight the radiator. Whoa. Is this porn? It's a pornography store. I must have hit something on the remote. I was buying pornoggy. Pornography?

I would have never thought of that. Stove. Oh, that guy. The ladies all kinds of naked. Press something on the remote and it just came on. me once, I was just flipping through the channels and bam. It was like finding money. By the best, the best kind.

And I made the mistake of turning off the TV. I never got it back again. You gotta keep it on forever. And I'm sad. You should come hang. The one with the porno. Why would he turn off the TV? Why?

You know what? Do we really have to watch this while we eat? No, no, no, no. We don't know what could make this go away. This is like when the serious channels kicked in on my car. Hey. And no one touches the TV. And no one touches.

watches the air around the TV. One of this is an actual porn or a TV safe version of it for the show. Yeah. I'm at least going to mute it. No, no. We still have porn. Dude, what a time when it was like, yeah, your limitations were high. Probably better.

No massage table? You're doing it again, girl? I'm getting too pregnant for this lugging around a stupid massage table. I thought you got fired. Do you find a new place? You know, I have to find a job where I carry a smaller table. For a job where you don't have to carry a table. She's like an independent massage contractor.

Eves, you're blocking the point. Look at all. Blotting the point! I like that they're just watching it. Also, they hit Nutella in the 90s? Well, that reminds me I have to see my OBGYNTO. Oh, Nutella must have been around for a while. I did not know that.

I didn't hear about Nutella and it's always like a teenager. Same, but I bet it goes back. So, uh, Emily just went to the airport. Ex up hurts. Hey, the guys have free. That's you. It's true. No.

No, yeah. Not in that mode yet. You're in phase one. He's not ready. Also, that big glass with the candy in it. She said, this is so fantastic. Why do we have to talk about the future? Let's just enjoy it.

Don't do the accent. Lull. Why? You've got to see her again. Yeah. And what do you care so much? Because you could get to live out my fantasy. You've had fantasies about Emily?

Hell yeah. Huh? No, you know. Meet someone from a strange land. fall madly in love and spend the rest of your lives together. Is that why in junior high you were the only one who hung out with that Ukrainian kid? Yeah, that, but plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything. Do you love her?

Do you love her? You love her. What is love, really? What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. You need to go to the airport and tell her. You're probably going to catch her just as she's about to go to the gate. Have a movie moment, Ross.

You're going to call out her name and y'all. I love you. She's going to say, I love you, too. That's not what's going to happen. You guys are going to have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud. Oh. Yeah.

Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. Things will start to heat up. And then a stewardess comes in. I've been watching too much. Whoa. Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births? Whoa. Does she have twins?

Girl, you got twins? I'm getting three separate heartbeats. Triplets? You guys are worried I wouldn't even have one. Doctors are wrong all the time. One with the triplets? Are you sure that there are three? Definitely.

Wow. Three peas and a pod. It's a little edamame. Edomami. At a mommy. I mean, so in a few months I'm going to have three full-grown babies just walking around inside me? Yep, three stooges. Actually, giving birth to three babies is not that different than giving birth to one.

What do you know? Yeah, doctors are wrong at the time. Yeah. I gave birth to six babies. I was wondering when they're going to come back. With this fucking tongue. Good news. You're going to have three babies.

I finally got my band. Family bad. I don't know why it just occurred to me that she has her brother's side of her. Yeah. I was so afraid you were going to be all free. That is a trip. It's a lot to take it. Clearly she had three babies.

That was terrible. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no. It's going to be fine because I teach Homek and I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Oh. You know, I've been thinking ever since you said that we're going to have triplets. Oh, my.

Yeah. The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job. No, Frank. No, you can't quit college. No. Yeah, this is the 90s. Yeah, you know, when we found out, we were going to have a baby, I figured I should have like a career and I love refrigerators.

Oh, yes. You can't give up on your dream? I wonder if he still remembers how to play this character with those like inflections. That's a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money. Yeah, baby. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. This is the boarding call from Flight Zero, nine. Oh, Ross. Go to her. Go to her. She gets to be in like four episodes. Good for her. That was a massive stone. I just, I had to see you one more time before you took off.

You are so sweet. Whoa. Spicey, spicy. She's wearing the same coat every episode. I had the most amazing time with you. Oh, no. Oh, shit. So you love her.

This is the final boarding call for flight zero nine. Or get on the plane with her. Well, that's me. Oh. Rostafarian. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Here have this. I'm only allowed one piece of carry on anyway. Wow. I have to tell you something. Um, he's gonna go great. I'm just gonna come out and say it, okay? I love you. Uh, oh.

Oh, that's not what you wanna hear. Yikes, yikoronis and cheese. That's great. Fonky. Oof, oof. Thank you. It's no problem. Oh, um.

I'm so sorry, Ross. That sucks. Ow, wow. What is that song that's been in my head all day? It's the fame from good. Goodwill Humping. Zower about chick-a-wow-wow comes from. We finally found the Rosetta Stone.

No, who doesn't even like dirty movies? Whole hunting already? I guess it is. This is great for you, Rachel. Oh, oh, yeah. And did he also say that he thought that some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it funny, not sexy? Oh, no. Where you going?

I'm going to find out if you really think supermodels are too skinny. Knock, knock, who's there? Porn. Ha! Beautiful. How to go with Frank and Ellis? Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister. having three babies.

Wow. And I had an idea that I wanted to talk to you about, because you work for a big company. Okay. Insider trading. Yes. Yes. What information is there that you can give me? Well, actually, they don't really talk to us about that kind of stuff.

I could get you some free white out though. You can sell that. Did you tell her? I did. And what's you say? Thank you. You're totally welcome. What do you say?

Who's on first? I said, I love you, and she said, thank you. What were you trying to get her to do? I'd have led with like, I really want to see you again or... She already lives in London. Yeah. You go to Tokyo. Great.

Great, Joey. Gross threats. It is not over. You're over. Yeah. I'm not over. Good one. She's going to call you and tell you she loves you.

And the reason why she couldn't is because her feelings were so strong that it scared You know you messed up. But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over. Unless eventually, I call her, you know, and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't. Then it's over. Got this, buddy. How is she still reading that whole net the book? We need a porn break.

We spent the last two hours watching In and Out and Again. Still eating the same candy. In and Out and In Again. in again. So why don't you just turn it off? Because then we'd be the guys who turned off free porn. Yeah, you're stuck here now. What'd you got there? Oh this? Well, I'm glad you asked. They really know that a hard apartment really homey. 10,000. Oh, don't you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? Oh Shazbot. I know what you're thinking. Pregnant woman slays four.

Ugh. Maybe they didn't make you pay for those knives, did they? No. No life. money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives. No, no, I know that, but I just need to make enough money for the second part of my plan. What's the second part of your plan? My Saturn dealership. Excellent. I used to want one of those little Saturn Sky cars. Hello.

Ross. Oh, what is her? I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things. Aw. I'm just glad you called. Ross, um. You're going to make it worse, huh? I've got to tell you.

I have a boyfriend back home. I'm married. There's someone else Oh, no. Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America? She doesn't know which one of us she wants. Me or this Colin guy?

Farrell, Colin. Of course there's another guy. This is even more perfect. Monica, please stop. You have to prove your love. Oh, Jock. You've been a love triangle, John? If I hadn't let you talk me into going to the airport

in the first place, I never would put my fist through the wall. You put your fist through the wall? No, I missed and hit the door. But it opened really hard. Hey. You have to go to London. Oh my. When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do?

I made fun of his accent. Yes. You didn't fight at all, am I right? You want the same thing to happen with Emily? No. The port in the back room. Go to London. I mean, that could be you and Emily.

Yeah, it could be. Yeah, use it as inspiration. That, but nicer. More whole. Some. Really? Come on. Surprise her.

Show a better doorstep. Don't let her go without a fight. I'm so conflicted. A very hopeless romantic sister. I'm gonna go to London and I am going to fight for her. Oh my. I don't know about this. This is a great idea.

Port, can you pick me up and out of those Toblerone bars? I've never seen one so big. I want one too. Same. Make it too, Ross. Please. Oh, I get it. Oh, I'm like curled up. I'll put up my own massage place and Frank's going to help me.

Oh. We can work it around his schedule so he doesn't have to quit school. Al-la-la-la. Hey, a la-la. Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realized that... I'm telling and I'm telling it. Aw. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to relax.

Okay, I give the massages and Frank drives. It's a taxi that people take when they need to relax. Relax-y taxi! The name was my favorite. Oh. Well, I came up with him. You did not! Oh, my.

You came up with relaxing cab. Well, that's not good. Wow. Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised? No, because she hasn't come home yet. What? She's obviously staying with that other guy,

and I'm a stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment. Yikes. Okay, just stay there a couple more hours, and if she doesn't show up by then, then just come on home. Oh, Christ. And Ed asked him if he thinks that's better than relaxy cab. It's relaxicab, like taxi cab. They're both good. They're both good.

You got the rhyme on one. You got the, you know. Oh, no. How are doing here? The unfortunate situation. I've come to talk to Ross. Wow. The one where Ross goes to London.

Oh, the talk of her. I was going to call him, but you came to tell him you love him. I knew it. I was right. You're not right. I've been to his apartment. and he's not there, and I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?

Uh, call that. Sitting on the corner, on the corner of the street, he's the man who can't be moved. I'm in the States with your sister and your friends. Oh, Joey. It's all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell you, yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it.

That I love you. I love you too. Yay! You can't hear me. I suppose I've just either told you that I love you or I've given my neighbors a good laugh. Mrs. Newman, if you're listening, bugger off. This is none of your business.

Oh, Mrs. Newman, your busybody. I suppose there's not much chance you did hear that. And there's the call waiting, so I should go. Take the call. Hello? Hi. Oh. Ross, I love you.

Oh. Oh. Thank you. No. Thank you. That was a great. Great button. Yeah.

Great one. I was just at the bank and there was this really hot teller and she didn't ask me to go do it with her in the vault. Oh no. Same kind of thing happened to me. Woman pizza delivery guy comes over. Gives me the pizza, takes the money and leaves. God. Like nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge. What the hell? You know what?

What? We have to turn off the... Yeah. Brain. I can't do it. You guys can't do it. That's kind of nice. Yeah, that's kind of a relief.

Huh? Huh? You can turn it back on, aren't you? Do you want to see if we still have it? Yeah. Free ball and we have free. Hey! A.

A one with the free part. We got there. We got there. Hell yeah. One more is season four episode 18. 18. Eighteen. Three and a two and a one.

Hey He's a four, sorry Pregnant bellies look like a drum I'm so pregnant that my guitar doesn't fit anymore So I thought till I'm not I'm just gonna play all my songs on this drum Smeny cats Dude

You got that Lars Allrich drum Yeah Got that St. Anger drum Phoeep that sounds great I know I know I've only been playing for like an hour. Where's my snare?

Phoebe. Phoebe. Feeb. Feeb. Don't tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus. I want to name the girl baby, Leslie. And Frank wants to name one of the boy babies, Frank Jr., Jr. Yes, excellent.

Wouldn't that be Frank the third? Don't get me started. Oh my God. We would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby. Oh, wow. That's so nice. Dude. Cougar.

Dude. Hell yeah. All right. You think about it. Cougar is a great name. Do you think Frank has a relationship with Ursula? Oh, I don't know. Maybe.

I've left a bra driving on the shower, Rod. You don't think your son will think it's yours and be horribly traumatized. This girl has like a thorough stint on this show, man. We still have 17 minutes. What can we do in 17 minutes? Twice. Oh. Oh.

Okay Okay, you can ignore that So eight and a half per I'll be right there So got that bow cut, yes he does I like a Dostoyevsky poster or something Emily, this is Carol and Susan Hey it's so nice to finally meet you

Wow Susan's hair looks so nice Look at you too bonding Making us late for the airport She's gonna steal your other woman It's just us getting along is difficult for him Because he doesn't like me Come on, that's, that's, it's true. Ouch.

That's funny. Just out and say it. I went through this whole book and found nothing. I want a name that's really like strong and confident, you know, like Exxon. Definitely. Oh, yep. You got this, girl. You want a strong name?

How about the Hulk? That's the incredible Hulk to you. I like the idea of a name starting with the. Oh, you want a good name. Go with Joe. The Joey. Joey's your buddy. Where is everybody?

Well, they're hanging out with Joey. Yeah. Bars. You know what? If you're going to do that, if you're going to name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. Yes. A name of John. Name Aaron.

It's funny, sophisticated, and he's very lovable once you get to know him. Chanmander. But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he'll be there. When the rain starts a poor? I like the idea of naming him after someone I love. And Joey and Chandler are both great names. I'm after Ross. Maybe I will just name him the Hulk.

Name him Frito Lay. Or Bairna. I shouldn't have mentioned it. That's what I wanted to name my kid. Aww. If you were hoping to sleep with Joshua for the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing? It really creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes.

Aw. Waiting for this for months. Got my hair colored. Got new sheets. Oh my. What am I making it, by the way? Well, you're making him a frisé salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, roasted asparagus and salmon on crout.

Ooh, it sounds good. I thought I was making a filet mignon. If you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking, and you would have to make your famous baked potato and diet Coke. Ouch. Wow, I really get crabby when I cook. Yeah, uh, you know, it's an art for him, you know, artistic temperament. Emily called last night, and now you're giving me the message.

Loll. He's really pleased with himself. Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan. They're going to the theater together. Oh, he fears he's going to steal another woman. They're going horseback riding. Oh, no, that's a hip-intensive activity. For like six months before Carol and I split up, all I heard was,

my friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so great. Yeah. You actually think that something could happen between Emily and Susan? Hey, they're going to the gym together. Locker room, yeah. Two women, stretching. Also stretching, fine.

They take a stamp together, things get a little playful. Didn't you see personal best? No, but I'm gonna. Ross needs to turn off the porn TV. He does. Hi, you're crazy. Emily is straight. How do you know?

I mean, we thought Carol was straight before I married her. Yeah. Yeah, I'm definitely, I don't like the name Ross. Whoa. Shots fired. What a weird way to kick me when I'm down. Yes. What's wrong with Ross?

Well, it's just, you know, something like this would never happen under like the Hulk, you know. Yes. Yes. Actually, that's not true. In The Incredible Hulk on number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found... Oh, tell us. Hey, don't worry.

Come on, Ross. I want to know. Never mind. My girlfriend's a lesbian. Don't... That information is going to help you when, you know... Give it a few decades. You'll be right at home with your Hulk knowledge. Exactly. I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.

Raymond Chandler. Someone you didn't make up. Loh. Who's Raymond Chandler? He's a guy. He's a guy. Hey. I pity the Buttafouca.

How about a compromise then, okay? What if it's Chanoi? Yes. Think about it. First of all, he'll never be president. I mean, there's never going to be a president, Joey. President Tribiani. I don't want to bring this up.

But Chandler is the stupidest name I've heard in my life. Wow. The one with the baby name? Could be, yeah. It's kind of like chandelier, but it's not. I want to swing from the chandelier. It's a stupid, stupid, stupid, non-win. here wow a non-name that's savage rude you're right I have a horrible

horrible name no channel true I'm sorry man I didn't I'm sorry I'm sorry I guess it's Joey then nah out oh sham out name him Fibbo thank you for doing this Phoebus please cooking soothes me oh oh they're getting now my god this is so this rice is so I'm so good oh no behind you how do they get here is there uh is there some way that they could uh not be here it's just a

you're dogophobia you kind of freak me out oh no oh oh no don't just leave them in the hallway girl hey how'd you do that

they're smart you know Yeah. And I would have told you about it, but I didn't know that they would be here. Yes. It doesn't come up a lot. It's just that I know that they're still out there. Oh. They're in the other room, dog.

Oh, buddy. This is a real phobia. It can take them a long time to peck their way back over here. Oh. That's not funny. Oh, no. I'm staying at my parents' house. We could go there.

What do you say? Yeah, that works. Oh, no. I asked him if. wanted to eat he said no i asked him what he wanted to do he said no so he's sweeping a shiny ass floor no sleep just sweep did it ever occur to you that i don't know maybe they might be having a little too much fun oh boy you know the kind of fun you and susan had when we were married ouch you're so paranoid am i oh are you telling me there isn't even the slightest possibility

of something happening cross the wild maybe oh my god I didn't really believe it until you just said it. Wow! Oh, God. No. That's bad. This is the downstairs living room. What?

There's two living rooms? This place must have been a real babe magnet. I mean, didn't you grow up rich, too? Aren't you used to seeing fancy places? Want to make it out? Oh, no. Do they have a farm in the back? Why don't I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?

After I'm done snacking on you. Is there a place that I could go freshen up? Just down the hall and second door to your left. I hope the chicks followed them there. Oh, hi, Jerry. Oh, or no. Dad, what are you guys doing here? We cut the trip short.

France sucks. This is great. This is wonderful. I've got a date here. We'll just grab some food and take it with us upstairs and we'll be right out of your hair. So you didn't even get to Italy. Yep, sucks.

That's a come out all sexied up. Uh, Chopin. Put it down. and then you can do that. Oh, wait, I don't really, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, oh, yeah, I am the sizzle and the steak. I like her, she seems smart. Oh, behave. Wow.

Rachel, my parents. Oh, so nice to meet you. Wow, they just come out with the Sharkoery Board. How lovely. That $500 was for groceries. Wow. No, no, no, that's not what it is. I work in fashion.

Wait, is he like a little Nepo baby like her? So part of my job is to wear the clothes and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale's. Oh, shit. In this case, I am going to report back. USA not ready. Yeah, uh-huh. Good.

This is valuable until. Oh, have your kids eaten yet? Well, we were going to do that after. Oh, my. Damn. Well, that's sad with the red eyes. You see that? Oh, we're starving.

Why don't we just all go get something neat? What the, what does that red eyes anymore? You had no use wasting this baby, just lying around the house? Did you see that? Yeah. That's it cursed. It's haunted. What the hell?

We'll be eating and, of course, you'll be wearing the... Now it's gone. What the hell. Contain yourself, my God. That was weird, y'all. Roll the tongue up. For now on, I have no first name. Wow.

I'm just Bing. You just Bing? Yeah, yeah, nice gone. I have no name. A man with no name. What are we supposed to call you? Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me Clint. The man with no name.

There you go. There's no way. Are you cool enough to pull off Clint? What name am I cool enough to pull off? Gene. Gene. Be Perry. Gene Lur.

It's Clint. You could be a Clint. I can see that. Clintterist. It's Clint. Clint. What's up with Gene? Clint.

Clint. You wore your 90 to dinner. And the best part, though, was when the waiters spilled water down my back. I jumped up and my pooped out. Hell yeah. It's all right. I got nice. I got, though.

I just picked up a message from Emily. She and Susan are going to a poetry reading together. Aw. Hell yeah. Susan's gay. That's the gayest shit they could be doing. Family's straight. Oh, wake up.

Bro, I get it, but also... She turned you into this, this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sick-a-fant. Wow. Yeah. Wow, Feebs. For sure. All right, so I don't know what sycophant means, but the rest is right. Yeah, not quite right.

There you go. I don't know what you're talking about. I am not a crazy jealous person. Huh. Oh, Ross. That's the freak you are. When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on. Yep.

In high school, you weren't jealous at all, even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you. Damn. Oh, Ross. Poor Rostifer. All we're trying to say is, don't let what happened with Carol ruin what you've got with Emily. Yeah, that's fair, man. You know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.

Not quite, but a technique. Help. Am I a Mark or a John? Hey. You're not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney. Stinson. Barney. Pre-Barnie.

This name has been holding me back my entire life. So, as a 4 o'clock tomorrow, I'm either going to be Mark Johnson or John Markson. John Markson. John Markson. You got problems because of you, not your name. Yeah, wherever you go, there you are. I'm sorry, I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey. but so I'm gonna I'm gonna name the baby Chandler

Aww Oh yay Really yeah but you have to keep the name too Okay thanks okay you want to hug it out? Yeah, yeah, that's very sweet Bye, feeb okay bye Oh I don't think you'll tell Oh the plots

Wow The Long Con Oh my god That's wonderful. Oh, my God, it's so funny. So, whoa. Hello. Oh, look at them.

Nice love. They're in the same fits. Oh, boy. Hi. They were in the same fits. They were when they left. Yeah, just one pair of clothes. Thanks for everything.

I had such a great time. Oh, so did I. Get that deep kiss. It's no time. No time. Oh, my, oh my. What do we got? What are we got?

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Arun. John Eldie. Season four, episodes 13 through 18. How we feel in right? Feeling good, Doc. We're feeling well. We're feeling swell, gents and ladies.

It was a really fun block. I think it's funny that, you know, I did the British accent. All the videos we've done, the one where the girlfriend of Ross is very British. So what are the odds of that? I don't know. Pretty odd. Maybe I sensed it through the ether or something. But yeah, this is a great block of episodes.

I'm happy they didn't do the immediacy of Rachel being jelly of Emily and Ross. because I'm like we just did that last season with the girl who was bald let's not do it again immediately so I'm happy with like we tease that but then we curved it quickly yeah but I think these were a lovely block of episodes

I like that they each have their own respective romantic interests going on I'm sorry for Chandler getting cheated on that did suck but yeah we're exploring the the insecurities of both Ross and Chandler we're also exploring some Phoebe

pregnancy hijing and Monica's craziness with her apartment set up and uh right yeah

and Joey's there Joey is there Joey is just living his best life honestly and you know what I'm happy he got to act opposite Charlton Heston

he did he is out here he got to stink he got to enjoy he stank a lot to apparently I could smell it through the screen

I wish they would have released this in the smell of vision I would have liked that pretty freaking sick let's see what Emily Bexs, or Helen that Bexendale has been in.

What have you been in, lady? Helen Victoria Bexendale. I don't think I've seen her before. Let's see. Let's see. Tell us what you've been in, lady. She's been in a bunch of stuff. Wait, I don't want to get spoils.

I don't know how many episodes she's in. It's okay. I'm past that point. Okay, sick. She's in Cuckoo. No, that's a show. I have not seen that movie. Oh, that's a show.

Oh, I thought, yeah. No, there's a show. I don't know. Agatha and the Midnight Murders. That is a different Agatha than the one I'm accustomed to. Agatha Christie's Poirot may be funny. Yeah, because she seems super familiar. She's on Dirk Gently.

I must have seen her in something, but yeah, I don't know exactly what it would have been. No, I don't think so. Although there was one character when they went to see the Fertil, the OBGYN, they credited that character just as the doctor. So I'm choosing to accept this as part of the Doctor Who canon. I'm with you on that. Thank you. Yes, I appreciate that you, you know. are a hoovian

I'm a co-signer yeah dude which were the friends while I looked this up really quick would make the best companion to the doctor oh that is a great question

that's right who would make the best companion Funk's sole brother because they would all serve a different function check it out purpose you can do two

I mean you could do two okay we have I mean hey we have one season the Jody Whitaker season they have like three companions That's true. I don't think, okay, who, I got to eliminate people. I think Phoebe, and Ross make good companions.

Phoebe and Ross make good companions. Joey would be a very funny companion. He would be. You know, to have someone who's just like, you know, there to get into trouble. You'd get into trouble and he'd also flirt with alien girls. Exactly. That'd be fun. Once a season series, sorry, UK, then he would be really useful for an episode.

Yes. Yeah. You'd, like, infiltrate some stuff that the doctor can't get into because Joey has that. that suave skill there's it there's one iconic episode where joey they do something to his brain that makes him super intelligent yes and then he's like you know totally outdoctoring the doctor but then by the end of the episode they realized that whatever this thing is is going to kill him oh so they have to revert him back to normal joey okay so they have this like teary heart felt goodbye with intelligent joey and then you know we welcome regular joey back yeah but we still

love regular joys we do know you know we're going to miss smart joey and then like some seasons down the line they bring smart joy back for an episode some major event yeah man i like this i like this a lot making canon all right dr ho joey's been off i'm with it i like that a lot yeah okay so dr who joey um i think i'm you know like they would all just be different i think gunther would be uh definitely a shoe in as like you know potential if he and rachel were the companions gunther and rachel because then he's like crushing on her but she's not That would be hilarious. Gunther damn near dressed like a doctor himself.

He does. He does, dude. Very funky fresh of those fits. He could be the 16th incarnation or the 17. I don't know what they're doing right now. This is the crossover. Everyone was asking. This is the crossover, man.

This is a very fun episode of Block, though. And I do, again, just appreciate. I know I am assuming, and I've heard mild assessments to the, you know, and that eventually they'll get to a slightly more pure. really episodic, more, they always call it the Homer Simpson ification of things when you go more to like, it's the tropes of the characters

rather than like stories. But right now I'm still kind of dazzled by the fact that they are and just fascinated by the fact that they are able to do these multiple episode ramp-ups, you know, throughout the season. And again, in splitting them up the way we have, I feel like we've often gotten pretty lucky

with the timing because like here, you know, the whole thing with Rachel and this I got to commit that guy's name to memory, but Mark, her new guy Yeah, was in his name. Freaking, yeah, that guy. Mark, no, Mark was the other guy. Langston.

Yes, it's definitely Langston. For sure. Joshua. Joshua. What else are you in Tate Donovan? Tate Donovan. I was going to say, Tate Free Donovan. Free my man.

He's an Argo? Oh, wow. Yeah, he's in stuff. Okay. He's in stuff. I mean, he was in Rocket Man. Never seen Rocket Man? He's in the holdovers?

I love that movie. Yeah, look out now. See? You were saying he didn't look all that good. Well, look out now because he's active. Clearly, he's a guy. He's got a career on his hands. But yeah, the fact that you have this Joshua story that, you know, sets in alongside a change in Rachel's situation because, you know, like for a friggin' boss died.

And then they folded up the. department into personal shopping and everything and then alongside that you have all the stuff with emily uh you know beginning with ross and it was an interesting kind of thing to do where you know we've seen the game of rachel and ross for a long time yeah going back and forth when they're not in a relationship there's always this kind of you know bumper cars effect of like okay one of them is moving on slightly faster than the other and one of them is really hung up on the other and you know the conversation about when can we get to a point where we're just happy for each other uh you know and you could tell there's probably still stuff deep down inside of

there with ross and rachel but you know the the ups and downs of like their personal stuff alongside these two storylines has been kind of interesting you know them out on the step together you know kind of commiserating as both of their nights aren't going very well and uh you know the fact that even took emily on the date to help rachel out with the guy in the first place Just a sense of growth in this current stage of their relationship, even though you do see like the small inklings, the small seeds that there might be something still underneath the surface of that. Yeah, 100%.

Also, I want to clarify my statement earlier. I wasn't trying to say the guy was ugly. I was just saying, I was just trying to say that. He's not like a supermodel guy. He's not a supermodel. He's not like crawling the floor kisses freaking calves handsome. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a decent looking guy, but not like down.

He's not Joey, but like. he's not like those two dudes that Phoebe was dating where you're like both these guys are like model fit and hot and like yeah totally totally totally he's a regular he's a charming suitor guy yeah he's afraid of birds and you know has goes to his parents nice apartment every now and that I was wild yeah I'm sad for Chandler um you know him and Kathy together was a nice thing so it was a sad turn I was I was bummed at that She seemed like really nice. Yeah, and then that leading to the... The Yemen thing with Janice was bonkers. Actually insane. Just a one-off. Actually insane was wild.

And they never... It's funny because, yeah, it's like... I think they are... They've drawn a tone where they can nicely do all this stuff that is serial, but when they need to, they can pull the episodic rip-cord and be like, Chandler just spent above $2,000 for a flight to Yemen

that I assume he is now going to have to immediately purchase a new ticket back from. this thing is like he's out like at least five grand on this trip or so at all wow and yeah it's like I can't tell her you don't want to end it yeah and I'm like I guess this guy just makes enough money to where he can do that he still don't know he does but still yeah it's just yeah yeah funny game um and then yeah god what else I mean uh because yeah Rachel this whole saga and her like going to Joey and Phoebe and and you know try to get all this different like advice and wondering if he's even open to her at all and then yeah emily coming into the picture and

like that was an interesting they're good at doing stuff like that where it's like yeah rachel pawns this thing off on ross and he's like oh why why at all what i want to help you with that even under you know good circumstances um i guess under good circumstances it wouldn't be so bad but uh you know but yeah you get the kind of initial aversion to that but then yeah like it's nice to watch them both go into their own sort of harmoniously solo efforts with other people you know and kind of reaching that

play I'm sure the Ross Rachel relationship thing is going to swing back around in some interesting way down the road but for right now it's been nice to watch them find some love it was fun to watch Rachel and or not Rachel that friggin mostly Monica and Phoebe tried to pull Chandler out of his

depression frigging taking him the strip club and all that stuff yeah and uh it was nice of them i'm happy we have good healthy relationships with our uh our our opposite sex friends even though he did say he wanted to watch watch them have sex which is you know not like the best you know you ideally don't want to sexualize your your opposite sex friends but yeah you know to each their own yeah you know i don't know man maybe maybe they've all had a cuddle pile maybe we'll get another flashback episode where it turns out

that they all got mushroomed up one night and just, you know, kind of did the thing. Better fringy. But yeah, we also got that quick. It is fascinating, like, because it's nice to see, I always find it fun when we get like a Joey is on stage or he's in an acting class

or he's in a movie or something. Like, I like those kind of Joey interludes. And so to get friggin' Charlton Heston for here, it's another one of those appearances where I'm like, how did this happen? Like, hey, why would he be interested or who asked him or like, what's the, you know, what's the story there?

Because it's like a, you know, he at the time, you know, certainly like a veteran actor. i don't know if i've seen him in anything else i haven't seen like those classic films that he's known for oh yeah i mean you know i mean the original planet of the apes alone is like iconic but he's he's been in so much wait maybe i damn you all to hell damn dirty apes yeah yeah absolutely um but uh the freaking rugby thing was pretty fun uh and monica with the wall sweat i've just i have had switches like that so i understand her compulsion to like tear the place up until you know you find the answer

and then it being the freaking TV was very funny in a person's apartment is crazy though yeah and part of my head cannon is that something to do with the switch is what caused them to get the access to the corn uh that's my own head can i like that nothing to do with anything i like that yeah and then yeah freaking uh chanler and yemen was wild the fake party was pretty fun uh you know her phoebe trying to deal with uh the baby wanting meat has been a kind of fun plot thread throughout this and then yeah freaking

god just everything with the party was very fun Phoebe uh sorry I'm I'm just got the thing here because we have questions today so uh we're on questions today no we're question list nobody cared no no there was some schedule stuff behind the scenes and we just didn't get the post out in time but uh I have to imagine the season would end

with Phoebe having the baby it seems like yeah it seems like a fairly pretty good you know guess because we're we're in like the final act of the season. I'm sorry, babies. That's right. Yeah, because yeah, we discover the triplets thing, which is crazy. And the whole thing of them like trying to name them or figuring out

what the name should be. It was a very fun again, a thing that happens for anybody who's about to become a parent, but a fun way to sort of add some juice to that plot like, oh my God, three babies and the mom's name of one, Frank's name one, Phoebe gets to name one. It's kind of like a nice, lovely thing that they do. And then, um, and then yeah the back and forth with Monica and Ross with her like you know

trying to pep talk him into like really going after Emily and like the the tension of that was pretty good because I feel like we were both saying they're going like I don't know man I don't think it's going to work I don't think you should be following Monica's advice even though like what she's saying to do seems reasonable but as it turns out it was reasonable so that was just a nice thing and you know them flying back the the use of transport in these episodes has been a little bit crazy because like freaking a flight tonight to England and back a flight tonight to New York and I don't know back maybe it was just bonkers like the amount of like the last

minute flights these guys get to go on is is kind of wild but you know I like the whole thing where he's in the phone booth and then she calls back and then he's outside her window and they get to talk and the whole I love you thank you reprisal at the end was really cute was very very sweet yeah yeah absolutely and then of course they got to give it up for chanler and joey with the free corn real pioneers and uh changing the game yeah joey and jamler had to walk so that free corn could run yeah today's day and age and then the freaking the last episode just the long game on chandler was crazy i know right crazy worry i snuck up on me at the end when she leaves the room Like, I was like, that was a beautiful, like, so freaking funny.

And especially, you know, on the heels of the stuff that he's been going through, as much as they don't make that like a huge, they don't touch on that. But at the same time, just kind of in watching these episodes in a burst, you kind of feel the, it makes sense why he would be sort of like, you know, in a tender place about stuff. Yeah. Even so simple as his own name. But then to come to find that it's, yeah, it's just a tactic.

It was very, very funny. He's changing it up on us. Wow, what a clever fella. Yeah, he's a clever guy. And then, yeah, we get all this, the Ross paranoia about Emily becoming a lesbian. Which, you know, it sucks, but I understand how the experience of losing a relationship in a way that feels like such a betrayal would give you a sense of fear and paranoia about, you know, that happening again. Even though, you know, you're literally self-sabotizing your relationships if you, you know, lean in.

into those inclinations and thoughts, but, you know, I can't say I don't understand them, even though I don't agree with how you deal with those feelings. Yeah, man. You got to... I get it, man.

Like, there's a lot that can cook your rain up, but yeah, I'm like, Ross. Oh, you got to... You got to practice a little bit of restraint, my man. I know. You got to hold it together a little bit. But, yeah, and, and, you know, her E. Carol, even just acknowledging,

like, oh, my God, there could be a modicum of a chance. Like, I don't know if anything's going to come out of that, but it is a kind of fun place to leave off here. Uh, and then I'm just going to say, Josh was dad, way too transparent. Way too transparent, my guy. Way too show. Like, cool, cool it. I get it. Wait, what do he do? There's an attractive lady in a, in a, in a, in a piece of, you know, and like a negligee in your living room. Was he goggling? Didn't he just seem like, very, he's like, you, they're going to be there. We're all going to go dinner. You're going to be in that dress. in that dress, freaking that dress, you know.

He was even trying to hide it. He seemed like he was about, about that dress. Also, did you guys catch that weird freaking statue with the glowing eyes when you're watching it? That was bonkers. I know. About the time I realized, I'm like, wait, that has got red eyes. And then that shot came around. And as my brain was processing, I'm like, what happened? And you pointed out, and I was like, is this thing haunted?

Yeah. And when they didn't show it when they went back to them because it was a different angle. I was like, I was trying to play with me, show. I'm like, was this some editing? or did it just tick off at some point during the take and whatever, it's fine. Yeah, that's like the second time I ended with some weird-ish going on in the background.

Continuity-ish. Yeah, because when we met Phoebe's mom, there was like a door that opened that never had any, like, payoff to it. Weird. That was so odd. Yeah. There's probably a lot of friends conspiracies.

Oh, I have no. Little details like this that amount to like a creepy pasta. Yeah, man. It looks like actually, if you really put them all together, it like, you know, form some kind of grids.

rim subplot about occultism yeah they're actually all dead the whole time and this is the dying hallucination of janus oh yeah yeah this is this is her recollection of what she thinks those friends are like exactly as she like dies in a shakespearean fashion like on top of chandler's body having like kissed the poison on his lips wow to join him in the ever hereafter what did you do eternal yeah you should stop messing with this girl man she just she just wants love and you can't decide what you want because you went from hating her to then being absolutely head over heels in love with her you are king yo yo you're willing to buy a two thousand dollar flight just to get away from her that is insane yeah man you guys that's a problem right there you got to get that

unpacked no you got to unpack that we just got to address it head on these listen these friends if there's anything they got in common they are very uh conflict avoidant they are very conflict avoidant it's a very good way to describe these people yeah they do not want to tackle things head on no risk and embarrassment no but you know i understand it's hard to do that stuff it takes a lot of emotional grits yeah but uh this was a delightful batch of episodes gang gangeronies you got anything else to observe before we head on down to central perk and grab a cup of they played spin the bottle that was fun you know don't let your fears of chicks and ducks block you from from living life you know live freely chicks and cocks make which i mean in the context of animal sciences which is the technical term for rooster youtube i know you're listening ducks and clucks baby Ducks and Clucks. There we go.

I like that one. Quacks and a rooster. Quacks and clucks. Quacks and clugs. You were right the first time. Gang, leave us your thoughts. What was your favorite episode? Favorite moment?

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