The Reel Rejects - Extended Version: GAME OF THRONES SEASON 3 Episode 1 & 2 REACTION!! George R.R. Martin | A Song of Ice and Fire

Episode Date: December 7, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This week's videos are sponsored by prize picks, the easy-to-use fantasy sports betting app. More on them and just a bit. Ta-da-dan-ton-tun-da-an-ton-ton-tun-tun-tun-tun-tun-tun-tun-tun-tun-tun-tah. Tis the season for a new season of Game of Thrones. Do you see what I did there? You season two times, but on different ways. How are you doing, Andrew? I'm doing great.
Starting point is 00:00:27 I was trying to do a little flala-l-l-la-la-la. but with Game of Thrones, but I'm not that good. We felt it. We felt it. I don't know, but I'm doing good. I love the first two seasons. They're incredible. I'm hoping to pronounce and enunciate Gentry the right way this season, but I can't wait
Starting point is 00:00:46 for more Tyrion. That's all I'm going to say. Tara, how are you doing? I love Tyrion. I am doing okay. I have, I've had a headache for like two days, which is really annoying. but I think I'm going to just finally take those IBE
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Starting point is 00:01:50 John, they offer exclusive highlights watch-alongs on the Patreon. Follow her on the RagePod. Oh, yeah, he always remembers. And, like, I just, I swoop through the intro. But, yeah, follow the RagePod if you can. Apple, Spotify. It's amazing. It would love to have you. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Okay, let's do this. Season three, episode one, three, two, one. I clicked it. Running for dear life and freezing cold temperatures. Poor Samuel Brother Oh God Is he frozen
Starting point is 00:02:37 Or is it It's usually not a good sign When someone's like that But they could be meditating in the snow terror I doubt it Oh God Or they could be beheaded And holding their own head
Starting point is 00:02:56 Wow, so what of you? Wow. That is quite an image. White Walker, I think that's what it is, right? I don't know. Yeah, uh-oh. Oh, no, no, wait, what? Oh, Luffy!
Starting point is 00:03:22 Oh my God. Goose! Get him, Ghost! Get him, Ghost! Awesome. Okay, very cool. See, I would be standing right next to that fire. You send the Ravens. Charlie, look at me. Did you send the Ravens?
Starting point is 00:03:45 Oh. That was your job. Your only job. I need to get back to the wall. It's a long march. A long march and a long winter. We have to make it. I have to warn them.
Starting point is 00:03:56 or before winter's done, everyone you've ever known will be dead. Oh, boy. Oh, cool. Wow. He's a large. For sure.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Must be a giant wildling. It's not seen a giant, John Snow. Okay. He is a giant. I don't say too long, they're shy. I feel so minuscule around him. Wow. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Puts it in with his hand. And they're angry. I've seen them pound of mine straight into the ground. You wouldn't want to see them angry. What? He doesn't look like Eric Draven. When I'm free, will I be free to go. Sure you will.
Starting point is 00:04:49 You'll be free to kill you. You'll be free to fall in love with him. We're up into their fathers. Some of them will kill by crows. Like you. Understandable why they have animosity towards crows. Man's where they like you. You'll live another day.
Starting point is 00:05:02 And if you don't. I get to kill you. Ha ha ha ha. I smell the crow. We kill these friends. We want to question this one. What do we want with the baby claw? This baby killed Koranathan.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Mm-hmm. He wants to be one of us. That half had the cunt killed the friends of mine. Friends are twice your size. Hmm. My father told me big men fall just as quick as little ones. If you put a sword through their hearts, plenty of little men. Try to put the soles through my heart,
Starting point is 00:05:32 and there's plenty of little skeletons buried in the woods. What's your name, boy? John Snow. I'm a bastard. Oh. You're Grace. He's playing the game. Grace?
Starting point is 00:05:48 Did you hear that? From now on, you'll better kneel every time I fart. They're not used to customary things like this. We don't nail for anyone. Oh, it's... This actor, Tara, he was in Steppenwolf in Justice League. Shekin Hines... I forgot how I pronounced his name.
Starting point is 00:06:05 So, you're Ned Stark's bastard. Thank you for the gift, Lord of Bones. You can leave us. Is he the one who's really in charge? The girl likes you. It's to be. You like her backs now. That way you want to join us.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Ha ha. Don't panic, boy. This isn't the damn nice watch where we make you swear off girls. This chicken is. you thought was king his tomb and giant's been can't believe this pop killed half an don't underestimate him he was our enemy and i'm glad he's dead is he missing a pinky yeah it looks like it oh no no it was just it was just like yeah it was my brother was oh
Starting point is 00:06:46 back when he had a whole hand what were you doing with him the lord commander sent me to the half hand for seasoning why he wants me to lead one day but he were you were Yeah. A traitor, kneeling before the king beyond the wall. If I'm a traitor, then you are too. Mm. Why do you want to join us, John Snow? I want purpose.
Starting point is 00:07:10 I want to be free. No, I don't think so. I think what you want most of all is to be a hero. Hmm? I'll ask you one last time. Why do you want to join us? The walls are literally closing in. We stopped at Craster's keep on the way north.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I saw... You saw what? White Walkers. I saw Craster take his own baby boy and leave it in the woods. Yeah, White Walkers. I saw what took it? You're telling me you saw one of them. And why would that make you desert your brothers?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Because when I told the Lord, Commander, he already knew. Thousands of years ago, the first men battled the White Walkers and defeated them. I would love to see that. Yeah. I want to fight for the side that fights for the living That sounds epic Did I come to the right place
Starting point is 00:08:01 Fight for the side That fights for the living I like it We'll need to find your new cloak Don't want you mistaken for a crow Like that though all these people are underestimating him He's got to win the respect of everyone
Starting point is 00:08:14 That's what John Snow's always had to do though This is really going to be an internal battle for I feel like this season with Tyrion. What are they doing here? Protecting me, I assume? Will you let me in? No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Ha. If I wanted to kill you, do you think I'd let a wooden door stop me? They stay outside. I'm not afraid of you, little brother. Ha ha. Why are you here? I wanted to see your face.
Starting point is 00:08:44 You'd lost your nose, but it's not as gruesome as all that. Ha. The man who cut me lost more than his nose. I should hope so. The rebels came for Joffrey's head. They lost their own, thanks to father. Of course it wasn't a rebel and tried to kill me.
Starting point is 00:08:57 No? Curious. Someone you sent. What do you want from him? He's my father. I'm sure he loves me dearly. As any father loves his child, his baby boy, yet he hasn't come to visit once since arriving in King's Landing. Taiwan's a narcissist. He doesn't love any of his kids. Why do you care what I want from him? Because you slanted me to father before.
Starting point is 00:09:17 You told him I had my guards beat that servant girl at Castile Rock. You did have your guards beat her. A girl of nine, I believe. I was nine, too. Hmm. She lost an eye, if I remember correctly. If I remember correctly, she never stole a necklace again. That's a good reason to beat a girl within an inch of our life and lose a nine.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Why are you so nervous about what I'm going to say to father? Yeah. I expect you'll tell lies about me, about Joffrey. Any lies in particular? Jamie. But you're not half as clever as you think you are. Huh. Still makes me more clever than you.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Ha. Love it. You're an up-jumped cutthroat, nothing more. And you're a grub in fancy armor. Who's better at beating little girls than fighting men? Oh. I am wondering why you sent for me. A number of people in the city want you to kill me.
Starting point is 00:10:08 You're here to protect me. Wow. Such a beautiful location. No, we've seen many times, but... Don't even know how much I'm paying you now. Which means you can afford it. God, I love how snappy and quick the dialogue is. but it's so good.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Yeah. I told you he wasn't dead, Tara. I knew it. Which I'm glad because I really like him, too. Mm-hmm. Poor Davos. I'm back! Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:10:46 He's got, like, blisters from the sun. Oh, it's failing, huh? I hope there's a lot of rum there. Oh, no, it's probably that... Did he... Acid in the water. Probably not, son. Who are you?
Starting point is 00:11:01 See, you have to be careful what he says? I was in the bottle at Blackwater. I was a captain and a knight. I sir. I'm serving which king. Whichever king you don't oppose? The one true king of Westeros. Stunus Barathian.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Oh, okay. Thank goodness. Stuck to his guns. That was tense, though, that little exchange. Everyone thought you were dead. And your son? Right, these are the pirates he was talking to, that one scene, right? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:11:31 In season two. Oh, yeah. He may have swam ashore as you did. The wildfire took him a sword. Damn. I'm so sorry, my friend. He's going to have a lot of vengeance and revenge on his mind now, I would imagine. You were a good father.
Starting point is 00:11:50 If I was a good father, he'd still be here. Dude, you can't blame yourself for that. The war is over. We're both sworn to Kingston. I am sworn to no man. I'm sworn to money. And you promised me riches and glory. I delivered the ships.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Stannis never gives up. Never. He will recruit. He's a broken man. Uh. His fleet lies at the bottom of Blackwater Bay. They say he sees no one, not his generals, not even his wife. Only the red woman.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Yeah. Whispering in his ear, telling him what she says. the flames yep and burning men alive was it the light guard right they built a great fire when stanis returned all those who spoke against her she called servants of darkness they say she sent to them as they bend take me back there please you cannot turn stanis against her maybe not but i could carve her heart out you could try if you fail they will burn you if you succeed they'll Oh, let's go. Stay alive a little longer, my friend.
Starting point is 00:12:52 You call me friend. You're drunk with me on my wedding day. And you drink with me on four of my wedding days, but I don't ask you for favors. Ha ha ha. I have to stop her, please. Four of my wedding days? We should set the siege lines a thousand yards from Harenholm. There won't be a siege.
Starting point is 00:13:10 The mountain can't defend a ruin. I imagine the mountain will defend whatever Tywin Lannister tells them to defend. The Lannisters have been running from us since Oxcross. It's the newlywed. I'd love a fight. The men would love a fight. I don't think we're going to get one. Wow, that is good use of extras, and I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:13:31 That was one of my biggest complaints about The Hobbit. You could tell how much CGI was in there. It felt so unrealistic when you're watching the battles. As opposed to, like, Lord of the Rings are, like, this feels extremely grounded in a fantasy film. 200 Northmen slaughtered like sheep. The debt will be repaid, my friend. Pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:13:52 For your sons. Will it? They rot in the ground while their killer runs free. King Slayer won't remain free for long. Their best hunter's after him. Jamie. Sir Jeremy, my father's banner man.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Oh, that's not the teacher, but the teacher is there, and he's definitely dead, and that's sad. Oh, he's at the tree. I forgot. Find her a chamber that will serve as a cell. Do they have to? She's your mother. She freed children. Jamie Lannister.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Lannister's robbed them of their sons. She robbed them of their justice. Oh, that was a nasty cut. What's your name, friend? Kaiba. You're lucky to be alive. Ooh. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Lucky. Or unlucky. I sent you here to advise the king. He gave you real power. You chose to spend your days as you always have bedding harlots. As if that was the only thing he did. Like, oh my God. He's just using as an excuse to.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I know, but like, ew. What do you want to him? Why does everyone assume I want something? I just want to tell you how wonderful your daughter is. While you held court in the ruins of Harenhall, I led the foray when the enemies were at the gate, while your grandson, the king, quivered in fear behind the walls.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Did you take notice? I bled in the mud for our family. True. What do I want? A little bloody gratitude would be a start. Jugglers and singers require applause. You are a Lannister. Do you think I demand it a garland of roses
Starting point is 00:15:22 every time I suffered a wound on the battlefield? So cold. Yeah. You can still be a father. You said, great job, son. You did awesome. The day Jamie put on the white cloak, he gave up his claim to Castile Rock.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I am your son and lawful heir. Mm-hmm. You want Castile Rock. It is mine by right. We'll find you accommodations more suited to your name. Hmm. And there's a reward for your accomplishments during the Battle of Blackwater Bay.
Starting point is 00:15:52 And when the time is right, you'll be given a position fit for your talents. I forgot, was Castorly Rock the place he was imprisoned at? Your family... Was that bail? If you serve faithfully, you would be rewarded with a suitable wife. Huh.
Starting point is 00:16:05 And I would let myself be consumed by maggots before mocking the family name and making you heir to Castile Rock. Castile Rock is where the Lannisters live. It's the capital of the... Got the whole thing. Gotcha. Why?
Starting point is 00:16:19 Why? You ask that? You who killed your mother to come into the world? Oh. That's disgusting. Men's laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors, since I cannot prove that you are not mine. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:16:35 What a piece of shit. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn castily rock into your house. Go now. I would be so proud to have a son like Tyrion. He's no more of your rights to castile rock. Oh, yikes. Buddy. Out in your bed, I'll hang.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Oh, my God. You're literally the worst. He's pretty bad. Great actor, but he's awful. Saw your mother not long ago. She's very eager to see you and your sister. Hmm. Are you alive?
Starting point is 00:17:13 He said you'd take me home. You said King's Landing was your husband. well the property of the crown stealing you would be treason if you were to tell just one i won't tell anyone how do i know because i'm a terrible liar yeah i'm waiting for word on an assignment that will take me far away from the capital when i set sail i might be able to take you with me this is the only time i actually believe him because of how in love with catland is uh-huh you're her handmaiden yes and you're his i help manage his affairs He's an important person.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Remember, she was mistaken for being his love, uh, Tyrion's lover. I grew up in the shadow of her father's castle. Today she was born, they rang the bells on sunrise till sunset. We've both done rather well, you and I. Yes. Hmm. Given where we started. And the war is that.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Tyrion? It's not easy for girls like us to dig our way out. Watch out for her. I always do. Watch out for her with him. Ah. Hmm. I, I normally do agree that.
Starting point is 00:18:14 I'm so mistrustful of him in every way possible, and he's always looking for, he always has ulterior motives. Oh, yeah. Oh, we with DeNaris? They're bigger. Where's DeNus? What's it up?
Starting point is 00:18:25 It's cute. I saw some comments saying it was disgusting that I... Maybe it's just a phase you're going through. You'll get over it. I can't help you with that. The next appointment is in six months. You're not alone. Finding mental health support shouldn't leave you feeling more lost.
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Starting point is 00:19:19 Oh, I love him. Not fast enough. I can't wait that long. I need an army. We'll be an astapour by nightfall. Some say the unsullied are the greatest soldiers in the world. The greatest slave soldiers in the world. Do those people have any better ideas about how to put you on the iron throne?
Starting point is 00:19:39 Another lovely day in the high seas. Don't mock them. If they'll do it, others will, and with a true calisar. The Dothraki followed strength above all, Kalesi. Mm-hmm. You'll have a true calisar when you prove yourself strong. Mm-hmm. Got this girl.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Your grace? Tavos. Heard you were dead. Not yet. I had hope to speak to you alone, your grace. She listens to everything. I'm not your enemy. You are my enemy.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Was it me you fought him like Water Bay? Did I set your shoes? ships ablaze i wasn't there when the wildfire killed our men by the thousands oh i don't the way she manipulates could have saved those men you would have taken the city stennis would now sit upon his rightful throne and you would stand beside it's all your fault davos because you convinced your king to leave me behind do you hear them screaming all those burning men in the water until the moment the black water swallowed them uh what i told your son is true death by fire is the It appears as a death.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Yeah. Woman is evil. She's a mother of demons. Take him to the dungeon, lock him in a cell. Oh, God. Okay. Ugh. Yikes.
Starting point is 00:20:57 He is really under the influence of her. Remember we saw her, like, making out with him, and then you could see the... He was a soldier. He went to fart on the walls. When the ships came to the Blackwater Bay. She actually wants to... He never came back. And your mother?
Starting point is 00:21:10 Meet with the people. Get them on her side. She died and she had men. Bad men wanted to come into this city and do terrible things, but your father stopped them. Whenever you look at this night, I want you to remember your father. Oh, that's sweet. He wasn't a knight.
Starting point is 00:21:27 He was just a soldier. What a knight's swear to do? Protect the weak and uphold the good. Your father did that. Be proud of him. Yeah. Under King Geoffrey's leadership, your father's... Oh, she brought toys for them all?
Starting point is 00:21:41 Yeah, it's good. I mean, it starts with the kids, but she's got... getting all the people back on Joffrey's side. Come to me for whatever you need to feed them, clothe them, or house them. She knows what she's doing. Directly to me. I like how Joffrey's just watching. I paid a visit to an orphanage the Highseptain told me about.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Marjor does a great deal of work with the poor back in High Guard. Well, this is all a revenge plan for him, right? Because of Renly. An open heart is what you'll get in Flea Bottom if you're not careful, my dear. Not long ago, we were attacked by a mob there. Yeah, because you're you. You guys think of yourselves above all the people. Facts become less and less important to her as she grows older.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Huh. Oh. Interesting. You're right, of course. But you're your father's son. Which one? Don't all have a king's bravery? Jamie or Robert Barathean.
Starting point is 00:22:35 As Solora said, Lady Marjorie has done this sort of charitable work before. I'm sure she knows what she's doing. Sure, she does. Uh-huh. They don't like it. They begin their training at five. Every day they drill from dawn to dusk until they have mastered the short sword. Not from dust to dawn.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Only one boy in four survives this rigorous training. Wow. Definitely creates survivors. Yeah. They fear nothing. Even the bravest man fear death. Only fools. My master says the unsullied are not men.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Death means nothing to them. Almost sound like ADR right there. He begs you attend this carefully, your grace. All right, let's see what tests we're going to see here. Oh, look at master. There is no need. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Oh, my God. Oh my God. Oh my god. Um, busy, that's cleaning. I have to toggle. Oh, wow. Okay. Just a little nip in the bud.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Okay. Ugh. An unsullid must go to the slave mart with a silver mark. Find and kill it. Oh, God. Sounds barbaric. That's tragic. That's tragic.
Starting point is 00:24:09 We make certain there is no weakness left. no weakness left in them. We just watched a movie where they had to do that with dogs and like, I think they would have no problem with that. Master would like you to know that the silver is paid to the baby's owner, not the mother. Baby's owner. How many do you have to sell? $8,000.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Whoa. Master Krasniz asks that you please hurry. Many other buyers are interested. I like how she's being so kind with his despicable words. Yeah, I mean, she's not going to, yeah. He says that the Westrose Make your decision quickly 8,000 dead
Starting point is 00:24:48 I'm seldom there are a means to an end Yeah, that's tough These men They're not men Not anymore Dude That's not a man He got his nipple cut off and he didn't react
Starting point is 00:25:02 Yeah, they're like robots Oh The F the heck oh it could have killed her is it a scorpion what the hell is this what in the F is that oh my god
Starting point is 00:25:19 I don't like it I don't like it Tara that's like a killer beetle or squirrel oh no that is a scorpion oh it's him from season one that little girl's a witch he's the guy who is the night, remember? I haven't seen his face yet.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great. That's why we saw in the recap. So he saved for all of us. Oh, is that who she burned, right at the end of season two, the bald-headed guy? I owe you my life, sir. The honor is mine. My queen.
Starting point is 00:25:57 It's Obi-1-Kinobi. Hello there. You know this man? I know him. It's one of the greatest fighters the seven kingdoms has ever seen. Yeah, he threw his armor down in front of Joffrey. Lord Commander of Robert Baratheon's King's Guard. King Robert is dead.
Starting point is 00:26:16 I've been searching for you, De Naira Stormborn. To ask you forgiveness. Love this. I was sworn to protect your family. I failed them. I'm Barrison, sell me. King's guard to your father. Baristen.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Allow me to join you a Queen's Guard. Woo! And I will not fail you again. Let's go. This is getting so friggin' epic. Let's go. Nice episode. Awesome.
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Starting point is 00:28:26 Why? Don't think too much, Bran. Why? Oh, Bran. Relax your bow arm. And which one of you was a marksman at ten? Oh, Sean Bean. Send the tree.
Starting point is 00:28:54 You can't kill it, you know. Why not? I love his kid. He's the kid in love actually. Never seen it. He's really grown up. Oh, spooky. Hi, puppies.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Hodo. It's all right, Hidal. Hodor. Are you inside the wolf again, little, or? No. It's a three-eyed raven. He's back. I tried to kill it, but I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:29:21 There was a boy. I don't want to hear about it. Hmm. But you are. He's got plenty of worries. We don't need. to pour black magic on top of them. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:29 I didn't ask for black magic dreams. I know you didn't, it's Lord. We need to move. We don't know he might be after us. No one even knows we're alive. Really adore how much he's grown attached to him. I don't know what other people know and what they don't. I only know the wall is a long way off.
Starting point is 00:29:48 My mother always told me you as Terosi were a grim lot. Stinking barbarians that would row across the narrow sea and steal us from our beds. Did you ever think you'd marry one I never thought I'd marry anyone at all And then she met you And you stole my heart Pardon me your grace Word from River Run and Winter fell
Starting point is 00:30:15 We'll travel to the funeral together Lord Bolton were Garrison here until we return Will I be wearing manacles when I let my father to rest Oh no Something else Something else? Hmm. By the time Bolton's bastard got to winterfell, the ironborn were gone.
Starting point is 00:30:31 They massacred everyone and put the castle to the torch. And Bannon Rekon have not been farmed. No. This woman can't get good news, and she's a prisoner. Have you received any demands? No. Have you heard anything from Theo at all? Oh, is he with his father?
Starting point is 00:30:49 I forgot who snatched him up at the end. I didn't remember. It's been a little bit since we watched it. Where am I? Who are you? What do you want? Oh, are we taking a finger? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Nope, no, no, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, thanks. You know, it doesn't matter how loyal servants you are. No one enjoys the company of his humorless mute. Trust me in this. I learned this when I was a child. That's why I'm a humor person who can't stop talking. If Lady Stark is unhappy with any aspect of my service, I'm sure she'll let me know.
Starting point is 00:31:34 She's an honest woman. For all the good it's done her. How did you come into Lady Stark service? That's something we could talk about. Not your concern, Kingslayer. You weren't with her, Winterville. How do you know? Because I visited Winterfell, noticed your dower head smacking into the archway.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Were you pledged to Stannis? God's nerve. Ah, Renly. Really? He wasn't fit to rule over anything more important than a 12-course meal. I lived with him at court since he was a boy, don't forget. Could hardly escape the little chute. He's so cunning. He's always able to figure things out without the other person saying anything. Just reading them.
Starting point is 00:32:11 I knew him as well as anyone. As a member of his king's guard, he trusted me with everything. Hmm. I would have been a wonderful king. Sounds like you quite fancy him. I did not fancy him. Of course you did. Did you ever tell him?
Starting point is 00:32:27 Of course not. You weren't Brenda's type, I'm afraid. He preferred, curly-haired little girls like Laura's Tyrell. You're far too much man for him. It's a shame the throne isn't made out cocks. They'd have never got him of it. Oh. Don't blame him.
Starting point is 00:32:43 No, don't blame you either. Don't get the juice who we love. Huh. Good day. Who you had it then? Stop, you? River Run. Staying off the King's Road, are you?
Starting point is 00:32:54 They get you no matter where you go. You can't win. It's like taxes, Tara. Can't get away from it. Mm-hmm. You knows who I am. It doesn't. Maybe you write.
Starting point is 00:33:04 What if you're not? What if you tell someone? Oh. We're not doing it. He's an innocent man. Yeah. More innocent than Lady Stark's daughters. Wow.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Don't get in her head. That's going to kill that freaking guy. That's better It makes you look very strong No flowers If I ever met this actor I would tell him Dude you did such an incredible job
Starting point is 00:33:26 In this performance You're so sniveling and so good It's like Terrell Rose Give it to Marjorie for her wedding gown Should be more than enough fabric She feels like she's being replaced by her Sick burn Tell me what you think of her
Starting point is 00:33:39 She's an ideal match The Tyrell's beside us Will crush the Northerners It is a good match But what do you think of her She's beautiful and intelligent. Uh-huh. A concern with the well-being of the common people is interesting.
Starting point is 00:33:53 He doesn't like not being the dominant one being in control. I only meant that to go out of your way to endanger yourself. Becoming one of the most boring conversations I've ever had. Marjorie Terrell dotes on filthy urchins for a reason. She dresses like a harlot for a reason. She married a traitor and known degenerate like Renly Baratheon for a reason. She married Renly Baratheon because she was told to. That's what intelligent women do.
Starting point is 00:34:16 It's the people on her side, Tara. She can turn them on him. You need to ask yourself what to get him. I don't need to do anything. Yikes. I do not like Circy, but she always is slightly or mostly looking out for her son. She does love him. Better.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Even if it does suit her needs, she always is looking out for her son. I still don't believe it. He didn't. He didn't want anything. He just takes an interest because he love my mother. Man only want one thing from. I'm a pretty girl. Little thing is not in love with me.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Love is not the thing he wants. He's too old. They never see it that way. That's not what I was expecting. He didn't ask you to do something for him, spy on someone or... No. There was hesitation there from her. If he does ask you for anything or try anything or touch you, I want you to tell me.
Starting point is 00:35:12 I love it. Lady Sansa. Salores. My sister, Marjor, invites you to take the air with her and our grandmother, the Lady O'Lena, in the gardens. May I escort you to them? I like how she looked in the mirror to make sure, because she fancies him, it seems.
Starting point is 00:35:26 I'm like, sweetheart, I don't think he's interested in you. She doesn't know. You're such a dear. Take my leave. A deer, more like a fox. It is my honour to present my grandmother, the Lady O'Lena of House to around. Yes, me, child.
Starting point is 00:35:42 It's so good of you to visit me in my fooling. flock of hens. Mm-hmm. And I was sorry when I heard of Lord Renly's death, Lady Victory. He knew how to dress and smile, and somehow this gave him the notion he was fit to be king. Oh. Father liked him, and so did Loris. Loris is young and very good at knocking men off horses with a sting.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Grandmother, what all sons think of us? He might think we have some wits about us. One of us at any rate. Ah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Robert has two sons and Renley has an older brother. How can you possibly have any claim to that ugly iron chair? We should have stayed well out of all this if you ask me.
Starting point is 00:36:22 But once the cow's been milked, there's no squirting the cream back up around. So here we are to see things through. What do you say to that, Sansa? You have a point? Should we have some lemon cakes? Sure. Lemon cake's my favorite. So we've been told.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Are you going to bring the food or do you mean to starve us to death? Oh, I love her. Here, Sansa. Come sit for. with me. I love that expression Sophie Turner had on that, that choice you made because this was not the conversation I expected have. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:36:52 My husband, the late Lord Luther, he managed to ride off a cliff whilst hawking. I say he was looking up at the sky and paying no mind to where his horse was taking him. Jesus. That's why you don't text and drive people. No, my son is doing the same. Only this time he's riding a lion instead of a horse. I want you to tell me the truth about this royal boy, this Joffrey. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:37:13 He's a good man. We've heard some troubling tales. Is there any truth to them? Has this boy mistreated you? Mm-hmm. Has he ripped out your tongue? He's an upstanding gentleman. Joffrey, he, his grace is very fair and...
Starting point is 00:37:28 Her hesitation tells all. Yeah. Has he a good heart, a gentle hand. I'm to be his wife. I only want to know what that means. Mm-hmm. Bring me some cheese. The cheese will be served after the cakes, my lady.
Starting point is 00:37:42 The cheese will be served. when I want it served. Hey. I like her, Tara. She's very direct. We're only women here. Tell us the truth. No harm will come to you.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Yeah. My father always told the truth. Hmm. He had that reputation. And look where he is now. And they named him traitor and took his head. Joffrey did that. He did the same.
Starting point is 00:38:05 He cut my father's head off. And he said that was mercy. Mm-hmm. And he took me up on the walls and made me look at it. I can't, I never meant. Uh, a moment of vulnerability. I have traitor's blood. Please don't let me say any.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Don't go back on it, Sonsa. Come on now. Speak freely, child. Yeah. We would never betray your confidence, I swear it. That was a nice pan in. He's a monster. Mm-mm. That's a pity.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Please don't stop the wedding. Uh. The Lord Oaf of High Garden is determined that Marjorie shall be queen. Even so, we thank you for the. the truth. Oh, here comes my cheese. You don't think we can win. May I speak my mind, your grace?
Starting point is 00:38:54 Have you not been speaking your mind? I think you lost this war the day you married her. Oh. You did make... May I help you, Lady Star? No. You can't help because a mother makes one for her children to protect them. Only a mother can make them.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Almost feels like she's slightly given the same contempt that she gives to John Snow to her. You've made them before? Twice. Did they work? After a fashion. Mm-hmm. I prayed for my son, Brand, who survived is full. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:39:30 One of the boys came down with the pops. Mr. Lewin said if he made it through the night, he'd live. But it would be a very long night. So I sat with him all through the darkness. Listen to his rugged little breaths. Mm-hmm. Which boy? John Snow.
Starting point is 00:39:45 When my husband brought that baby home from the war, I couldn't bear to look at him. He's a reminder. Didn't want to see those brown stranger's eyes staring off at me. So I prayed to the gods. Take him away. Make him die. That's terrible. He got the pox.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Hmm. And I knew I was the worst woman who ever lived, a murderer. I'd condemn this poor innocent. child to a horrible death. Hmm. All because I was jealous of his mother. A woman he didn't even know.
Starting point is 00:40:20 So I pray to all seven gods. Let the boy live. So John Snow's the boy who lived? And I love him. I'll be a mother to him. Hmm. He didn't really, though. I begged my husband to give him a true name, to call him Stark and be done with it.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Hmm. To make him one of us. And he lived? And he lived. But I didn't follow through on my promise. and I couldn't keep my promise you didn't but I'm glad she at least
Starting point is 00:40:48 prayed for him and everything that's happened since then there's horror that's come to my family it's all because I couldn't love a motherless child I feel like in the few scenes I feel like in the few scenes we got of John with Catlin he viewed her as a mother
Starting point is 00:41:04 do you know what it takes to your night 90 clans half of whom want to massacre the other half for one insult to another they speak seven different languages in my army the fens hate the hornfoots the hornfoots hate the ice river clans everyone hates the cave people you know i got moon worshippers and cannibals and giants to march together in the same army tell us i told them we were all going to die if we don't get south because that's the truth yeah because they know what's north of the wall yeah some white walkers what's wrong with him
Starting point is 00:41:41 He's a walk. He can enter the mind of animals, see through the eyes. Oh, cool. That is so trippy. And the bird takes a dump on him. Interesting. Where were you this time? The fist of the first man.
Starting point is 00:42:01 What did you see? Dead crows. Hmm. What's the dream this time? Oh. Oh. Oh, the kid from his dream from Love Actually, right? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Not another step, boy. I'm unarmed. Hmm. My sister carries the weapon. Whoa. Drop it. So he can see the future. You must be summer.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Does he talk to animals or something? Okay. Oh, Summer knows he's not bad. I'm Jojan Reed. Jojin Reed. This is my sister, Meera. Mira! We've come a long way to find you, Brandon,
Starting point is 00:43:16 and we have much farther to go. Huh? If we hit the Red Fork, we can follow at West to River Run. My mother grew up there. My grandfather's the Lord, he'll protect us. Eh. Could be a minceo. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:43:31 But now the rain we pour is whole. What a lovely, lovely force. Oh, I don't think they meant to shoot at them. What's lurking behind that wall? Or maybe they did. A lion? A wolf. I thought they were just shooting to shoot. Just a dirty little cub, I think.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Loose a few more shafts. Don't. Put the sword down, go. You go on down the road. Just keep on singing so we know where you are. Leave us be, and I won't kill you. Tell him. Generous.
Starting point is 00:44:05 You're a dangerous person. I like dangerous people. Join us. Why are your friends, so shy? What friends? The fat one to your left and the lad beside him. Hmm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Three young ones on the run, carrying castle forged swords. Who are you? Thoros of Mere. And the fellow here with a bow is Angai. Angai. Who do you fight for? The Brotherhood without banners. I want to hear how two boys and a very dangerous girl escaped Haranol.
Starting point is 00:44:43 I'm not going with them. The Brotherhood, that's who the mountain them lot were looking for. They'll bring us back and put rats in us. You've got nothing to fear from us, son. The Lords of Westeros want to burn the countryside. We're trying to save it. The Lords of Westeros, that's Rob. Here's the thing, fat boy.
Starting point is 00:45:02 When I'm done talking, that arrow's falling down. Oh, boy. So I advise you move. Because I'm dumb talking. Oh! That's an amazing shot. That's one of the most impressive shots I've ever seen, actually. That was so cool.
Starting point is 00:45:19 My lion. We've spoken of this. She's not supposed to be there. Especially right now in this trying time with his dad. You said I should come to you with any problems? Did anyone see you? No. You sure.
Starting point is 00:45:33 I have to be absolutely certain. They're so cute. They are. I'm worried about Sansa. When she spoke with Lord Baylish, his friend warned me about him. Oh, Roz, the Redhead? Tyrion knows her very well. I try to know as many people as I can.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Never know which one you need. You used to screw her. We shouldn't be judgmental about these things. You fucked her. All right, yes, I fucked her once. Many times. Twice. And, was she good?
Starting point is 00:46:05 Did you like her? Not as much as I like you, obvious. We or she'd be the one torturing me right now. What did she say about Littlefinger? That Sonsa shouldn't trust him. Is there an idiot in any village who trusts Littlefinger? We have to protect her. We can't.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Sonsa will have many suitors, a great beauty with a very old name. Oh, a great beauty? Yes, she is, objectively. But not to me, of course. I only have eyes for you. Pervert. You want her? This child.
Starting point is 00:46:37 I don't even want to talk about her. I only have eyes for you. Cruely unfair. Oh, the cruelty. She is so cruel to me. Just kiss him already. Thank you. Now, do you think I'm cruel? I'll leave you.
Starting point is 00:47:05 You definitely have cruel intentions. But you mustn't come here again. God. I feel like she's going to be caught now because he said that like, oh, through a four times, and I'm really nervous. Full of dangerous people. Willing to risk it all for love.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Dangerous people. You wanted to see me, Your Grace. I'm leaving on a hunting trip. Just wanted to make sure you had everything you need before I left. Is that the same hunting trip? Baratheon, or Robert went on to me? How are you finding life in the capital? Must be quite a change.
Starting point is 00:47:37 after Renley's camp. A welcome one. A military encampment is no place for a lady. Hmm. And the bedside of a traitor? Shite. And why does he have that bow in his hand? I tried to do my duty as a wife, that is all.
Starting point is 00:47:52 What was your duty to this traitor as you saw? The duty of any wife to any husband, to provide him with children. You failed to do this. Why? Kind of nod into me. The subtleties of politics are often lost on me. I don't believe he was interested in the company. in the company of women. What makes you say this?
Starting point is 00:48:10 Whenever I wanted to make a child with him, he had so many excuses, so many late-night war councils. He never wanted to try. Mm-hmm. Except one evening, after he'd had far too much wine to drink, he suggested something, something that sounded very painful. Oh, she's saying what I think she was about to say? He was a known degenerate.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Mm-hmm. It's such a relief to hear you say so, Your Grace. She's good. He's good. I've considered making his perversion punishable by death. As is you're right. You must do whatever you need to do. Manipulate the shite out of him.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Especially him. Do you like it? I just had it made probably one of the finest weapons in the seven kingdoms. It's beautiful. Will you show me how it works? Oh, she is good. The bolt goes here and then you just aim and... Damn, right through the eyes.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Yeah, man. Wow. Forgive me, Your Grace. I know a hunt is no place for a woman. It's never heard of. My father would never let me. You no longer belong to him. Do you want to hold it?
Starting point is 00:49:18 May I? Oh. I imagine it must be so exciting to squeeze your finger here and watch something die over there. He's like, she gets me. Could you kill something? I don't know, Your Grace. Do you think I could?
Starting point is 00:49:32 Yes. Would you like to watch me? Oh, that would really turn him on. He'd love it. Stop, down! Tell us the truth. God! Why'd you take Winterfell?
Starting point is 00:49:44 You gave the orders? No one. I took it on my own. Why? To take the North while it was vulnerable. I feel like this is his dad, Tara, doing this, them? I don't know. Jesus Christ!
Starting point is 00:49:56 Oh, God. Wait, wait, wait, I took it because I hated the Stark's. I hated them for holding me prisoner. I wanted to hurt. Where's this his sister doing this? Please. Okay, what's... What?
Starting point is 00:50:19 The sister send me. Oh. I'll come for you tonight when the castle sleeps. Oh, no, don't go. Please, please, no, please don't leave me. Please, please. Just can't remember in the last episode of season two, who... Season two who snatched him and took him.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Rickon, stay with us! It's all right, the walls will protect him. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they will. Go off, summer. Protect Rickin. You can get inside his head, see through his eyes. Only when I'm asleep. That's how it begins until you learn to control it.
Starting point is 00:50:51 You're a warg. Mm-hmm. Sometimes in my dreams, is it? Three-eyed Raven. You've seen it? We've dropped together. Is he a warg? Does they have anything to see with warging?
Starting point is 00:51:00 No, the raven is something different. Something deeper. The Raven brings the sight. What's he telling him? Why don't you ask? Isn't he ashamed your brother? Needing you to protect him. Isn't Brand to shame?
Starting point is 00:51:13 Some people will always need help. That doesn't mean they're not worth helping. Good point. My father died. I dreamt him. You didn't dream it. You saw it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:23 So did I. You have the sight, too. Wow. Both walks. When I told my father about your father, the first time in my life I saw him cry. How did three children? Not children.
Starting point is 00:51:35 How did three young person... Ha, ha, ha. Yourselves untrained in the art of war. Escape from Haranol. He's very trained. Yes, I haven't seen it yet. Gendry's a smith. Gendry?
Starting point is 00:51:46 A smith, eh? Where'd you train? King's Landing. Tobo Mott shot. Fat criminal. He charges twice as much as every other armor in the city. It's because he's twice as good. Mm.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Gendry stole us weapons. Ah. Fort your way out of Harol, I see. Remember that old saying, if you're good, something, never do it for free. He knows how to use a sword, and so do I. My brothers told me. I don't know what to be laughing at, are you? Pretty good.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Oh, no, are ya? To your brothers. You can finish your meals before you go. It may be a while before you see another. You'll free us? I gave you my word. Okay. Two sweat.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Oh, ho. That is an uncommonly large person. Wait, that's not Jamie in them, is it? You have my sympathy. Okay. Oh, wow. She knows. A hound!
Starting point is 00:52:50 Yeah. The hound. The fuck you doing here. Drinking and talking too much, same as them. A pretty prize, lads. We're there. Oh, oh, oh. What in seven hells are you doing with a Stark?
Starting point is 00:53:07 Oh, Christ on a cruise ship. Why would you say she's a Stark? Well, he's the hound. You don't give a fuck. No, we don't. What a lovely view. But march around like a common foot soldier, wearing the same shit boots for over a year. This heels ruined, there's no...
Starting point is 00:53:31 Whoa! Shite! Oh no. Oh no. No. I've understood why some knights felt the need to carry two swords. It's deviant. You shouldn't grimace before you lunch.
Starting point is 00:53:49 It gives away the game. He actually has respect for her. If you kill me, you fail Lady Stark. But if you don't kill me, I'm going to kill you. That is a quarrel. Nice! If you're willing to hurt me, you might have had me there. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Nice. Get him, girl. There we go. go. Go on. Three. All right. Alright, are we going to have to work together here, Tara?
Starting point is 00:54:42 Looks like your woman's getting the better of you. If you can call that a woman. We enjoy a good fight. Get our juices flowing. Ha. Laid man of House Bolter. Oh, I know I've seen this actor in the middle and some. It's gnawing me now.
Starting point is 00:54:56 That's him all right. Oh, darn it. I can't fight at the tournade for so. Willem Fraser. Oh, that sucks. That sucks. He called it. That sucks.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Let us go. My father will pay you whatever you want. Enough to buy me a new head. If the king in the north is, I had the king's slayer and let him go. He'd be taking it right off. I'd rather he takes yours. At Fandual Casino, you get even more ways to play. Dive into new and exciting games.
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Starting point is 00:56:26 We're going to go, if I can get to them right to the questions. we took probably an hour extra, just trying to get the video to play. All right, Curtis Okerman. Hello, Reject, still loving this journey through West Rose for her on season three is when many of the important plots start rolling.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I'm a personal fan of the new group we just met, the Brotherhood without banners, kind of like Robin Hood's married men, but way cooler. My question is, what do you think of Jamie? Is he still the man that pushed a boy out of a tower for love? Let's see what you think of him.
Starting point is 00:57:00 this season i would definitely say he's definitely got some complexities to him for sure oh thank you kirtis for asking the question we appreciate you yeah he definitely is not just the man who pushed the boy out of the tower or the guy who bangs his sister that's such a weird sentence to say out loud but yeah he's definitely got some complexities to him i love just his interactions with gwendolen cli what's what's the character's name again sorry there's 10,000 characters remember in this show the lady bran who's just fighting thank you thank you you. Lady Brienne, I think they have such a fascinating dynamic
Starting point is 00:57:34 the two of them together. There's always so many we talk about this so much when we watch Stranger Things, Tara. I'm always fascinating to see which pairings I'm going to be invested in the most in the season. And there's so many different ones. Like even the one with Joffrey and
Starting point is 00:57:50 Lady Tyrell, is that her name? I'm trying to remember all these damn names. Marjorie, it's his wife. Is that her talking about? Is that her name? the one Joffrey's with now? Sorry, there's just so many names. It's going to be maybe by the last episode. It's fine. Just say, yeah. But y'all know who I'm talking about. I'll just say
Starting point is 00:58:08 one character and you know, but I love the, the dynamic between him and you know who I'm talking about. Marjorie. No, not Marjorie, the one with the Jamie. Lady Brion. Lady Brion, thank you. I think they, uh, he sees a lot of himself in her. And there's a lot of nuance there. And I also think he's got a lot of respect. And we saw that when he was fighting, Sean Bean's character, who I can't remember his first name right now for Christ sakes, because I'm blanking. But, yeah, and we saw when that one soldier, you know, inserted himself in there and kind of cheated in that fight, and he was really pissed off. So there's definitely a lot of nuance with Jamie's character. And I appreciate, and I also love how much humor is infused
Starting point is 00:58:52 with him. I also appreciate how much, how observant he is, too. Like, even if you don't actually say something to him he's going to find he's going to figure stuff out he's resourceful in that way so what about you yeah he's really smart i mean obviously we see uh more of a redeeming kind of like um charming type of a quality here between him and lady brie because you know he's he's basically just manipulating her trying to and eventually gets the sword but it's like we see their relationship growing throughout the end of season two up and through this. So my assumption is that my idea of who Jamie is is definitely going to continue to change because as we see him here with Lady Bree, I mean, there's just, they're forming a bit of a
Starting point is 00:59:41 kinship that we haven't seen from Jamie before. We know he's smart. We know he's, he's Woody. He's a bit of a smart ass and he's kind of sucks for us because we don't really like the Lannisters, right, except for Tyrion. For Tyrion. But like, I, I, I, I, do like seeing this relationship form. I think it's been a lot of fun. Hobo Man 2. Andrew, quick fact, in case you haven't already figured it out, Aria's assassin friend is the Russian Guard from Stranger Things.
Starting point is 01:00:09 That helps Hopper. Also, Ralph in the sun, aka Galactus, was Theon's first mate. Well, Hobo Man, too, I appreciate you letting me know that. At the time of this recording, I don't know if those episodes have already been released, but Tara and I did discover that the Russian Guard from St. stranger things is the one who was the assassin friend so we did know that but the one about galactus i did not know that that that was theon's first mate it's the one who ended up turning on him right that's who that's who captured them the one who ended up turning on him and said he thought he was in
Starting point is 01:00:43 control this whole time or whatever it was so thank you for sharing that that's pretty cool i loved him as the voice of galactus who's really imposing and threatening and we also got to see that as when he actually was physically uh in in person so thank you appreciate that. Yeah, I love it. I'm going to read the last trivia and then we'll give our final thoughts just on both of the episodes. Jay Rushden's. What up, Jay. Sir Davos is called the Onion Night because of smuggling onions. What food would you smuggle into the city? Trivia, the lady who is Oshah is Tonks, Nifadora in the Potter movies. I have mentioned that quite a few times, but thank you, Jay Rushden for letting us know. What would I smuggle? I would smuggle some Starbucks coffee
Starting point is 01:01:25 and Tara, right? Isn't that what this show? Didn't that happen right in one episode? Was it Starbucks or what was? One of the very last seasons. Yes. And I assume you saw the meme. Yeah, I saw the meme.
Starting point is 01:01:38 I've never seen the show before. We are reacting to this. But I saw that all over the damn internet. I'm like, yeah, I don't remember. I know this is a fantasy world, even though it's in medieval times. It doesn't take place in the real world. So I don't remember Starbucks being around back then, though, or whatever timeline placed this exists that's not good food would you actually if you couldn't do that give me in an out burger i
Starting point is 01:02:02 love in an out burger man that's good i'd like a good three by three animal style fries you know make them lightly well done not too well done so i would definitely smuggle that in i think sounds good yeah what about you what would you smuggling uh probably just do like chocolate or sweets it's too bad we didn't have twinkies then i mean seekers they'll kill you but uh they're delicious okay um okay So for these last two episodes, I'm glad that we got to, you know, touch back in with Ari and where she's at with them and Gendry and them traveling. We're now in a very precarious position, though, because now she is finally, which we have gone a long time without her being outed as a Stark. And now she has been via the freaking hound. He does not care.
Starting point is 01:02:49 So I'm also very nervous about Tyrion and his lover. forget her name, but I am just really nervous now that she, that Shea is getting more confident to, to go to his quarters and show up there. I'm like, uh, I'm just, I'm really, that makes me nervous. I'm glad, um, that Sonsas found a friendship with Marjorie and Lady Oh, Hana or old, it started with an O, um, found sort of a kinship, a friendship, a safe space with them. They're basically saying, you're amongst ladies. Like, we're not going to do anything. to you if you actually tell us he's a monster and they did and it was really great information for Marjorie because now she knows cool I do have to manipulate him deal with him with kids gloves
Starting point is 01:03:36 it's nice to see someone manipulate him for once because he's such an asshole and all we've seen him do is have the one up on everybody else so it's quite a breath of fresh air um and Sonsa didn't get too much up in here. She had some stuff that we saw that she's obviously still concerned for Joffrey, but I think now her biggest concern is Marjorie and how Marjorie could kind of get the people on her side and less and less on Joffrey's side. I think that the mom is worried about that. I also, I just like it where John Snow is.
Starting point is 01:04:13 I think that the wildlings are obviously, if they get a chance to see him fight, I think it's sort of done there. they're obviously not fighting so I'm interested to see where that goes and I think overall these episodes have been really really exciting and I'm glad that the little kid from Love Actually who does an amazing job in that movie is in Game of Thrones he could be Peter Pan I don't know he kind of looks like it to me but I agree with you the first two episodes really started off with a bang I like all the different storylines all the different character interactions are all so great one of my favorite ones of course Of course, Tyrion is always going to be my favorite. That will, I feel like that's never going to change. We didn't get a ton of DeNaris so far, but I do like where we're seeing her off where the dragons are slowly starting to grow. And now she's with those freaking crazy-ass soldiers, the ones who feel no pain.
Starting point is 01:05:04 They're, as Tara said, like robots. I mean, that was like that whole nipple shit. I don't even know how they came up with the practical effects to, and special effects on set to do that. But that was, as Tara would say, whack ado and made me cringe to just look at it. but it's really palpable to watch her as she is just planning, taking back the Iron Throne.
Starting point is 01:05:28 I'm just so excited to see where that's going to lead to. I love seeing the whole Joffrey and Lady Tyroo, right? What's her first name? Marjorie, thank you. And it was Ned Stark. Sean Paine's character,
Starting point is 01:05:40 I just remembered his name. It just popped in my head. Ned Stark. But yeah, there's just so many different storylines and I just love how this show is amongst all these millions and millions of characters, it's still a plot line you can follow and you can still be invested in all these different characters.
Starting point is 01:05:56 The Davos thing is so fascinating too. Imagine there's a great level of guilt. You heard it a little bit too. If I was a good father, my son would still be alive. And also at the same point, he needs to enact a little bit of justice because he feels like the only reason
Starting point is 01:06:09 they were on this path. As much as he wants to take back the kingdom with Stannis by his side, it's because of this evil devilish woman. so there's just so many different plot lines that are so fascinating and last thing I will say I think Tara's got a point
Starting point is 01:06:24 we did mention this a bunch of times in season two I really do worry about Shea especially after what we already saw Circe doing that she tried to have Tyrion killed already and she said she's got hundreds of spies she's looking for a reason to hurt Tyrion whether it be physically or emotionally
Starting point is 01:06:42 and if she catches Shea she already got the wrong woman with Rose or Roz, however you say her name. And if she catches Shea going into his room, like, it's game over for Shea. Yeah. And we don't want that because we freaking love her. She's got a backbone. She's so sweet.
Starting point is 01:06:58 She's compassionate. She's pretty and she's inside and out. And she's such a great character. She's so three-dimensional. We did see in this episode that there was quite a tie between her and how Tyrion would react to Sonsa. The biggest thing that I saw and I thought the great thing that I forgot to mention is that she was like, if he touches you or does anything
Starting point is 01:07:20 weird, tell me. It sounds like what are you going to do? She's like, I'll make it stop. Go to Tyrion. That is like what exactly what Tyrion would do and it aligns them really well on being like a really great team that we see together and I just hope we don't lose it. We'll have to see.
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