The Reel Rejects - Extended Version: KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) IS TOTALLY BAD***!! MOVIE REACTION!! Taron Egerton | Pedro Pascal

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Thank you to Shopify for sponsoring this video. More on them in just a bit. Now the Golden Circle is continuing with the Kingsman DOS. It is I, Tara Erickson, and it is you. Andrew. Flash. Gordon. Oh, yeah. We did it.
Starting point is 00:00:24 We did it. I mean, I just got to get by Jack Byrne and get in a position with Ben Stiller, apparently, but I'm doing good, I'm doing well, I'm great. I love the first one. You love the first one. I did. Can't wait to see what we have in store here. Tara, don't forget, manner and maketh man. How are you?
Starting point is 00:00:50 I'm good. Look, John, John, thank you. That's John's arm and his thumb. Thank you, John. Thanks, John. And then the real roomies also here, Aaron. Look, he's in his nice track suit. He looks great.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Yes, we're all Kingsmen around here. One big happy family. Yes. Watching movies and TV. All right, guys. So if you're not on Patreon, that is really the best place that you can be. You get 15% off RejectnationShop.com, which I think is the coolest part. Look at these new beanies.
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Starting point is 00:01:55 And we're going to get to it. Also, don't forget to follow Terra, RagePod. Oh, yeah. Awesome. So good. Amazing, very informative. And it's freaking hysterical. I love that.
Starting point is 00:02:05 He listens to it. It's so great. I would love it if you guys, yeah, we're on Apple and Spotify. Anywhere you find your podcast would love it if you would support the Rage Pod. Let's go. Three, two, one. We did it. Ooh, I like that orange suit.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Yeah, it's pretty sick, actually. are the chances eggs he's going to wear that. Ah, looking good. Swave. Eggie. Is that Merlin? Mind if I share your cab? No.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Is that Charlie? From the first movie? Yes. Why does he sound? Oh, it's like, oh, because it's a transmission. Remember he was that he outed him when they were in the bunker? Yeah. Ironic, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:02:49 You look like a gentleman. I don't like a pleb. If I was you, I'd unlock your cab. Things have changed. And the boy born with a silver spoon. Oh, that is so sick. Wow. Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Starting point is 00:03:06 That's what you do. That's how you do it. Bless you. Thank you. Wow, cool lens flare. Oh, wow. Look at it. Look at it.
Starting point is 00:03:15 This is cool. Awesome. Oh, my goodness. Amazing. Staying with those cool visuals, but in tight head, in tight quarters now. Totally. Oh, nice. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Oh! What the hell? That is some winter soldier shit from Captain America. Nice, nice, nice. Oh, man. Oh, man. Man, what a way to start the movie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Starting off with a bang. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Yes. Holy shit. Whoa, that's so scary. Oh, my God. What in the world?
Starting point is 00:04:17 I know it's cartoonish, but I don't care. That was awesome. That's insanely cool. Ah, look at that! Ooh! Oh! Oh, is he changing the song? That actually looks fun in a very scary way.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Flip, is he a flip in there? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what do we do? What do we do? Oh, my God, what do we do? Dang. Nice! Oh, that came back. That was cool.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Did he get him? I wonder, oh, oh, whoa, that shot was insane. I thought he almost got him on the new. Oh, no, now the driver's gonna die. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, you know, we're always wear seatbelts, guys. Oh, we're Merlin Roxy, can they help?
Starting point is 00:05:33 Oh, whoa. That's so sick. So awesome. Oh, my God, look at it, look at it. Yeah, he's creating all the smoke. Oh, and then he's going to the side there, too. He's going on sideways. Oh, wow, a minigun?
Starting point is 00:05:56 Jesus. Merlin, we've got a cold purple. My driver's down. Cool. Permission to blow these sways away. Denied. Can it be contained? Oh.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Head south. I'm clearing the route. Okay. Awesome. It's the guy in the chair, Merlin. Ed's so. such a layer of emotional intensity when it's got that POV. That's this little speed up of the frame right here.
Starting point is 00:06:28 I imagine Tara, this is how you drive on your way home, right? For sure. I saw you speeding out of here once. That's probably when I was in my rental, which was a Mercedes. Like, holy shit, is Tara trying out for fast and furious?
Starting point is 00:06:42 Yeah, my Hyundai doesn't do that. Unfortunately. Morning, I'm entering high parks. Can I get home with it? Cool They had to make sure there was no collateral damage with other people. I do like that though Yeah Oh look at that look at that
Starting point is 00:07:04 Awesome Let's go That looks so cool You have 30 seconds before they reach your position Directly to rendezvous Swan all right I like the side of that Oh it's gonna turn into a boat is gonna turn to do some bond stuff like the water is going to evaporate and have him go into a spot oh that would be cool
Starting point is 00:07:24 like a doc comes up i seem to remember from your training you were rather good at holding your breath oh we got to go in the water oh going to go into the water is right start packing that air buddy it's not the holding your breath part that would have me concerns the getting freaking cold yeah i remember you said in the first movie like he didn't take a good gasp on that right before he was holding his air at that time I thought he did that was better because I could hurt him
Starting point is 00:07:56 I heard him kind of packing it yeah oh god I love the visuals in these movies glad Henry Jackman is back for the composing like what the hell where he go cool
Starting point is 00:08:15 how long does he have to hold for I know I'm like where do where we Oh, it till he gets A couple minutes Depressurize I wasn't a revenge mission Charlie could have just killed you immediately No boasting but I trained him well enough
Starting point is 00:08:36 That even he wouldn't mess that up Merlin I'm sorry We're gonna have to do the debrief tomorrow I've got to get to a dinner tonight And if I miss it let's just say Charlie might as well have killed me Who's the dinner with the princess or is he with Roxy Oh, you're going to stink at that dinner, buddy. It's like, who am I, Andy Dufrained?
Starting point is 00:08:57 I do not want to go to dinner with you. Oh, gross. Let me show you. Oh. Uh-huh, but I'll pump. Oh, no. Oh, the arm. Still active.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Is it going to get in the poop water? I was trying to access something. Oh, no. That's right. Right, and now it's going to be able to. That's not good. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Ooh. Cool transition. God, buddy. I hope you'll find a shower. All right, I want the Shawshank Redemption music to come out now. Hey, I'm home. I'm here. Go out to shower.
Starting point is 00:09:45 What the hell happened? It's a long story that deserves a kiss. Not even J.B. would kiss you right now. If you really love me, just one little kiss. Oh, yes, dog. You were really going to do it? Amazing. You pass the test.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Go get changed. Go take a freaking shower. Go through a waterfall, dude. What a kid. Until they made that for you herself, bro. Are they wondering, why a princess is with them. Is that that Swedish stuff I guess? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I ain't drinking under that. Last time, yeah, I was wrecked, man. Yeah, but that's because you're a lightweight, Jamal. I love hell he's in disguise right now when he's with his friends. Well, that's just him. No, I know, but in disguise of what he now has become, I mean. Oh, yeah, Jamar, by the way, you free to dog shit, J.B. Tomorrow night while we're there.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Liam's free, though. Oh, I can't, mate. I'm allergic to dogs. Boo. Brandon, what you doing tomorrow night? Yeah, I'll look after you dog, mate, but I've got one condition. You have a drink. Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Yeah. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Wow, that is a lot of... Okay. Oh, great transition. Here I am running the biggest cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I can't even enjoy all this success. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. Poppyland. I grew up on all that awesome 50s Like how they all have pea jackets American graffiti The thing you need to understand
Starting point is 00:11:24 It took to achieve Global Monopoly She brought back a piece of the 50s with her to the jungle Yeah I made a town out of it I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand Oh Julianne Moore The History of the Golden Circle
Starting point is 00:11:37 I love her So Lifelong friends Huh? You hungry? Stomby Wonderful right this way Make yourselves at home. You got to get one of those tattoos or insignias. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:50 You understand that in the golden circle, my authority is never to be quite. She looks like she came out of the 1950s. She does. And the importance of following orders. Do you understand that? And the value of loyalty? It's easy to not, isn't it? I don't like easy.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Like proof. What's your name? Ungham, Mom. Your old pal Charles has pesta. That's all I'm going to tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in a mincer. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, God. I was like, oh, she's not joking.
Starting point is 00:12:28 In you go, Charlie. What the hell? Benny and Jet? How about Benny the Jet? Look like something out of the Teenage Mutton Ninja. Turtles animated show from the 80s oh what the hell oh my goodness how wow oh later buddy you know i could see oh oh oh head first no uh he's definitely doing a lot more than nodding what the shit i don't want it i really you know who would want to make that helen bonham carter from Sweeney Todd?
Starting point is 00:13:15 See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover. God, that was gross. That is disgusting. No, no. Just think it's a real burger, just thinks a real burger, because that is so gross.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I know, but using your thoughts to think what it really is is gross. I just thought maybe we could practice. Practice? Eating? You said you never eaten at a palace before. Ah, he just go to the palace, that's cool. I've got this shit on luck. I know what every single one of them knives and for.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Oh. There's a butter knife. The only one you need to remember. That's a cool way of bringing it back. A flashback. And you work your way in with each course. Love it. Never let anyone describe you as HKLP.
Starting point is 00:13:58 What's that? Holds knife like pen. I've never heard that before. It is quite the opposite. Got to be a gentleman. White wine, pudding wine, red wine, water and... Did you catch all that, Tara? For sure.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Am I supposed to wait for everyone else to be served before I start eating? Only if the dish being served is cold, or if the queen is present. Otherwise, tuck in. Yeah. You'll be honest. Never really thought the royalty bit would be relevant. Harry would have been chuffed. I wish I could have met him.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Yeah. You missed him too, don't you, Mr. Pickle? Hmm? Oh, they're in Harry's home. I didn't realize it. Mr. Pickle says, yeah. Hey, no, no, no, no. I sit down.
Starting point is 00:14:35 I'm fine. I'm fine. Have a good day. Makes sense, though, he would take over his home. Oh, Henry Jackman. It's so good. Bucca. Yeah, but something bad's about to happen
Starting point is 00:14:48 because that hand with the virus or whatever. It's coming for us. It'll probably make him miss his palace time. Galahert. Oh, it's Dumbledole. For agents. Merlin, come in. What a great replacement, Michael Gambin.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Everyone else, reconvene at 1900 hours. The man who attacked Galaard in the time. taxi was Charlie Hesketh. Yeah. Rejected Kingsman applicant turned bad. We last saw him back at Richmond Valentine's H.Q. I got a fucking spy! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Oh, fuck everyone else there. Charlie had a security implant in his neck. A weakness we had no choice but to exploit. Catching you up on the first film. Hey, Mellon. Still fucking spectacular, eh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come on, guys, loosen up.
Starting point is 00:15:43 We saved the world. yeah unfortunately galahad you also saved Charlie when you electrocuted him oh you damaged his implant instead of his head exploding he only lost an arm in his vocal cords oh we believe he's been recruited by an unknown organization that's a lot got the police autopsy reports was he working for oh julian more obviously right and not just goons for hire fingerprints removed teeth felt smooth and I did a face recognition wow nothing a cosmetic tattoo made of 24 Four-carat gold. Could be...
Starting point is 00:16:15 They all had them. The One Ring. Some kind of underworld organization. Signora Poppy has sent me for my makeover. Follow me. Cool, but it's also AI freaky. Yeah. Like, I'd be worried that thing would turn on me if it was in my home.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Oh, this is how they get the chat. Jesus, where are we in Mordor? Ah, I don't like that. I really don't like that. I do not want that. Boy, that reflection was incredible. Ow, ow, ow. It's beautiful, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:17:00 Not that? This. Oh, I don't want it. I know in real life, Tara, it's just a burger, but... It's in and out. It's in and out. It looks great. Delicious in and out, burger.
Starting point is 00:17:14 I don't want to vomit. Not right now. I don't want to. He's like, hey, look, Hannibal Lecter did this. I can too. Oh, God. I don't even want to see him take a bite. I legit, I can't.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Okay. Julianne. Does that mean his friend had to do this too? Oh, yeah. I bet you everybody did. I'm just going to, um... How is it? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:17:42 It's a delicious. It's definitely tasty. Welcome to Corn Circle. I feel so alive when I taste it. So gross. I hated all that. I think we should do you the favor of conversing in English. So tell me, what do you do?
Starting point is 00:18:03 I work for kingsmen, the tailors. You may address my daughter as your highness. Oh, is he going to think so lowly of him? Please address the queen and myself with your majesty. Papa, this is a family dinner, not some state function. Well, then, what do you make of the current situation in the Indian financial markets? He has no idea this dude saved his daughter in the whole world. No idea.
Starting point is 00:18:28 I don't think we can underestimate the impact of ECB's quantitative easing measures. And, of course, the liquidity wave from the U.S. Federal Reserve rate height getting pushed back. Oh, okay. I tested him and he passed. Frida Cull, other than the 1939 acquisition by the Louvre, she wasn't really acknowledged until the neo-Mexicanissimo art movement of the late 1970s. Let me test him for every plate we get. Revival.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Ah, the Palazzo Sametano in Tuscany. Bluetooth technology. Which, of course, got its name from the legendary Danish king, Harold Blotan. Of course. whose name translates to Bluetooth in English. And the Bluetooth logo is his initials in Norse runic symbols. That's genius. I love that reveal.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Oh my god, Ixie, why isn't he eating his fucking pudding? I need to research this gold tattoo. A fan records of other people with the same body modifications. This is what we say, teamwork makes the dream work. Totally. All of them have high level involvement with crime and international drug trafficking. And there's rumors of something called the Golden Circle. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Best agent or best friend. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna get to blame that Oh Don't discover anything in there Almost look like a crease in the wall there Oh no Shit
Starting point is 00:19:58 Don't you play around with that Oh my god Do you reckon J.B? What a material Dude What? You are really not as I expected. The fuck.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Thank you very much. Your Majesty. Dude. Okay, I was that? Told his mom and dad's ass. Tell you what. Put it down. Dude.
Starting point is 00:20:26 What? I said, put it down now. What's wrong with it? Dude. Dude. Oh my god. my god wow that was intense oh no oh my god no i'm so sorry you shut up i know he got me you got yourself in draw are you oh no oh what oh what about jbby oh oh oh oh wow
Starting point is 00:21:08 Agent Pussing. Oh, shit. They're all going down. It's like A-Z-L-B the last one because he just wasn't home. He was in the palace. Oh, no. Damn.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Wow. Yep. Hing'sman is crumpet like toast. That's a sick bowling alley. Got you a present, Charlie. New arm, new hand. My guys. made you this.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Came all the way from Wakanda. Bigger, badder, better. I call it. Armageddon. I call it Armageddon. The way she said it was so dumb. I think it fits the tone of what the movie's going for, though. But I agree.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Not dumb in like a bad way, like just so like. So cartoonish. Oh, shit. Oh my God. Oh. I'd be like, dude, you are so paying for the repairs on that. Yeah. You know how much it costs just to get them to come out here?
Starting point is 00:22:24 Hmm. Got to be Merlin, right? Yeah. Because we didn't see them in the explosions. That's why logic told me that. Someone decides to wipe out every Kingsman property, every agent, and somehow, conveniently you weren't at home. Hmm. I could say the same thing about you.
Starting point is 00:22:45 What, you think I'd kill Roxy? And my mate, Brandon, and my fucking dog. Yeah, sad. You think I would? This hacked us. Clearly, this arm can be remotely controlled. I'm only alive because my address wasn't on the database with the agents. Oh.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Whoever Charlie's working with doesn't think that mere staff are missile worthy. Roxy is dead. Everyone's dead. Don't you even care. Put yourself together. We saw her running. Maybe she got out. Remember your training.
Starting point is 00:23:11 There's no time for emotion in this scenario. I don't know. Could be right about that, though. As all surviving agents are present. We follow the doomsday protocol. When that's done, and only there, you may share the tear in private. Okay, what's the doomsday protocol? We go shopping.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Let's go. We're from Kingsman. We'd like to buy some wine. And he's tasting room number three, please. Oh, isn't that the same one when they went to try the clothes? We'll go to room number three. Not one of my predecessors. It doesn't look the same, but I didn't mean the same location.
Starting point is 00:23:40 I just mean they said number three. Uh-huh. Remember this? Yeah, how could I forget? That's what Harry gave him, right? Cool. I was in how safe is the answer to all that problem. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:24:00 That is the problem-solving thing for everything, Tara. Is he a 19693 Dahlmore? What fuck are we supposed to do now? I think we should drink to us to our foreign comrades. Can't believe I remember that. Are they going to say? Oh, no. Roxy.
Starting point is 00:24:16 That's something Tara's never going to forget. It's the name of a drink. 63 Dallmore, I remember. I don't remember much else. We know the important things for Tara to remember. Yep. It's true. It's all good, hey.
Starting point is 00:24:30 I don't let me a good drink. Do one for all of us. Let's freaking go, guys. That makes me so sad about the dog. There has to be a thing maybe with this whiskey that, yeah, it lets him get it out, but then they're going to have a great idea. I have a feeling of how to... Honestly, without you, I'd have lost it a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:24:52 I think we should drink to Scotland. I think we've probably had enough, to be honest. You're probably right. Let's save some for tomorrow. Oh, Kentucky. Oh, that's... But see the K thing? But what's the...
Starting point is 00:25:08 I think we're going to Kentucky. Yeah. Because that logo... Didn't they mention Kentucky? Didn't they go to Kentucky in the first movie with the hate group in the church? Wasn't that in Kentucky? You know, it was a lot of...
Starting point is 00:25:18 Right? Country and West. I'm not sure. Lies on the comments, I believe it was Kentucky. Take me home to the play. Well, they lost all their jets, right? Because the entire place was destroyed. A mansion and everything
Starting point is 00:25:34 I would have just asked I would ask the princess girlfriend If it was gonna we borrow on your jets Here's where we leave the cast to age Unfortunately we can't go in I've never been to conduct you of you No I would go but I would go to do this Like where you know
Starting point is 00:25:48 Bourbon and whiskey's made For sure Got it Are you getting anything? Not yet Fuck you know Oh get out Hang on According to this
Starting point is 00:25:58 There's a huge underground structure right beneath us Nice If my calculation is a correct statesman is that what it says state yeah oh she always told me a southern is get our good manners from the british that channing tater y'all ain't out of pity sounds like him oh that does sound exactly like him i think you're exactly right statesman that's a flask yeah i never heard of knock him for you in him love it Well, actually, we had an invitation, didn't we?
Starting point is 00:26:35 Yeah, oh, did you now? Yeah, yeah, it came in the shape of a bottle. We're from the Kingsman Taylor's shop in London, maybe you've heard of us. Oh, the Kingsman? That's where y'all got them fine suits and then fancy spectacles y'all got on. Exactly. So the opposite in terms of attire and manners? Totally.
Starting point is 00:26:49 You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor to hack through an advanced biometric security system with nothing but a little bit of old watch on. Uh... Whoa! Whoa. That looks awesome. Doing some T2 Terminator shotgun move there.
Starting point is 00:27:08 That was very cool. I like all of that. Oh, whoa. Holy tamale. That's 1963 states. I love it. Not a dole. Cool.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Cool camera moves. Always in this. Damn, he... Oh, he knows what's up. He knocked both of them out. Great shot, great light. It's a great shot, great light, but he knocked them both out pretty quickly.
Starting point is 00:27:43 You really expect me to take that seriously. You're here for the lepidoporist, ain't she? What the hell is that? Okay, so you're a mystery bottle, huh? Look anything like that right there? Yes, same brand, much older. All right, let's see here. Is he just going to drink the whole thing?
Starting point is 00:27:57 You know why the measurement of alcohol contents is called proof? fuck off or just poured on him and comes from back in the old days and pirates they wanted to test the strength of their room they just pour a little bit out on gunpowder how do you just drink that straight up damn how don't make you want slap your mama right there board but their rum was good and strong i ain't got no gunpowder on me do i but i'm pretty sure you boys will make just as impressive of a sound when i set your balls on fire that's gonna hurt or you can just tell me who to fuck y'all really are and how the hell y'all found us look for the last time we have nothing to protect but our honor and your balls so you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey
Starting point is 00:28:41 which by the way is spelled without an e and there's nothing compared to a single mold scotch and you can go fuck yourself what about you oh it me yeah no i love a jack-and-cote bro but i do agree with the part where you go fuck yourself all right y'all ain't got nothing to protect other than your honor let's see what happens when we change things up What? Harry? Wait, what? Wait, didn't Samuel Jackson kill him?
Starting point is 00:29:07 No. Hurry! He can't hear you, but I can't. To talk. No! Get down, Harry! That's too. I'm imagining it's bulletproof.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Hallie Barry? Yeah. Damn, this cast is beyond loaded. It's got our logo on it. My apologies, boys. I hope they ain't no hard feelings. I was just doing my job. Welcome to the Statesman, Independent Intelligence Agency.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Just like y'all, I reckon. Yeah, it's just the American version. This is ginger ale. He's our strategy. Ginger ale. I'm agent tequila. Hey. This is the part where you untie us.
Starting point is 00:29:42 So I like how in England they've got roundtable names, and here they've got drink themes. Yeah. What were famous for in America's, our drinks. Hello. Hello. Is he of amnesia? Oh, he doesn't remember. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:30:00 How did you do? We met before. Harry, it's okay. It's fine. They know that we know you. I think there must be some mistake. It's been such a long time, Harry. I need to get my Brog's whistle. And my Oxford's are done in as well. Why are you telling me about your shoes? Maybe being shot in the eye.
Starting point is 00:30:14 I'm a leopardist. You're a what? I study butterflies. Well, you wanted to be before you joined the army, but... Harry, look at me. It's good to see you. These fellas right here are doomsday protocol. Turns out our founders, Taylor, was Kingsman.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Hmm. What the fuck have you done to him? Nothing. Only tried to help him. He's got retrograde amnesia. How did you get here? All right, so this was after Samuel Jackson shot him. I'm getting a crazy spike of extreme low frequency waves and 11 miles from here.
Starting point is 00:30:44 I'm going to need you to escort me there immediately. Woo. So his glasses saved his life in essence. I mean, took a brunt of that force of the bullet. Oh, wow. Great shock, cool landing. Oh, because they could tell from all the dude, dude from it at the church in Kentucky
Starting point is 00:31:07 in the same place that they're at. Oh, it makes sense that they're there so quick. Yeah. Got it. Wow. Damn. That looks so rude. Dang, dude.
Starting point is 00:31:20 You're about to see some mayhem in that evil church layer, sir. Ligion is not to be justified with height. Oh, whoa. Oh, wow. We've developed our alpha gel technology for our own agents. Wow. The gel protects the brain. Then in the lab, we use nanites, microbots, to repair tissue damage.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Only tamale. Wild. There are side effects. Partial amnesia. Regression to the younger self. With no idea who he was, there was nothing we could do. Egsie and Merlin are going to have to help him. But now you guys are here.
Starting point is 00:31:55 There's a good chance we can bring them back. Or that. Friend of the channel, I got to tell you something. before we ever started this YouTube channel. John and I actually first tried doing t-shirt designs. Let me tell you, it did not go well. We did not know how to sell a darn thing. So we can that.
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Starting point is 00:33:44 new world and old world technology shut up and sit down let's go oh that's help oh is that Elton John fuck you Hey, hey, Elton, language. Can you feel the love tonight? They'll come to leave.
Starting point is 00:34:08 You've got away. We're kidnapping Elton John. Oh, kidnapping my God. He seems silly not to take advantage of the confusion. Has Elin got the Blue Rush? Oh. Have you been a bad boy again? Look at your hands.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Lizard. It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's not good. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you partied with. It was angel. Oh. Not very angelic.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I have to clip his wings. Jesus. Uh-oh. It's not good. I would walk into this place sober and I would not be able to walk out. I'd be able to crawl out. That's when you take away, Mo. Do they have Waymo?
Starting point is 00:34:59 behind ducky no at what point are you going to start behaving like a statesman de cala you want to go back to being a rodeo clown no sir i apologize sir oh my goodness oh wow i'm champagne love this but anyone who knows what's good for him calls me champ awesome as your american cousins i'm placing all the statesman's considerably larger resources at your disposal nice That's a lot. They're a drug cartel, we think. The name Golden Circle keeps coming up. We'll look into them.
Starting point is 00:35:36 What else? One of our former trainees is working with them, Charlie Hesketh. Piece of shit. Promising leads, hold on him? His ex-girlfriend. I've been tracking her through social media. Oh. We believe she's still in contact with him.
Starting point is 00:35:50 And she's going to Glastonbury Music Festival. Okay. Agent Tequila, break out your dancing shoes. mission. How's that? Oh, no, he's got the... Oh. You feeling okay?
Starting point is 00:36:05 I'm a little tired. Fine, thanks. Callaghan, you ready? Your face. Yeah, how... What the fuck? Oh, shit. Head to sick bay.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Have Ginger check you out. Hey, give them your glasses. That sucks. Put them all. You got a new mission. You get our final senior agent to join you instead. Are there other people around the table now? New York of Gellahad, Meat Agent Whiskey.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Pedro Pascal? Oh, my God. This cast just keeps getting more stacked by the scene, Tara. Who isn't in this movie? Awesome. We need to recreate a shock or trauma from his past to trigger his memory. I hope you're right. Hope you're right.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Oh, lovely and I are your choice. Otto. Will you be able to survive? Good call back to the first movie, right? Yeah. Help! Somebody! You're going to need to turn this off.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Maybe not. Because sometimes when you get to, like, a trauma response, maybe it'll trigger a memory. I hope you're right, but it'll... You know, like PTSD. Let's see. We'll see. I'm thinking it's too early in the movie for him to get his memory back, but... Well, sorry.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Get him out now. No, no, wait, his in sinks we're going to kick it. Nope, get him out. I'm sorry to do this. Yeah, I just, it's too early, it's too early in the movie for him to get his memory back. Well, I think maybe this, maybe we'll see if this made it, might have spiked, like, some sort of memory. Maybe it helped in a way. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:56 We'll see. Are you okay? He definitely didn't think to use the shower thing, is it? We thought this might jog your memory. You had a choice. You chose the army. That led to Kingsman. You became a Kingsman agent.
Starting point is 00:38:13 I doubt whether I'd work for anyone who drowns their employees. I want to go home. What my butterfly collection? Want to see Mother. Oh. There's nothing more we can do. Oh. It's time to let him go.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Let him go. Let him go. Before you go, I want to show you something. Oh, Bobby! I apologize. Just waiting for my friend. I'll be back as soon as I can, promise. Got to go save the world?
Starting point is 00:38:46 If you save the world, you know what that means. Oh, my God. Doing the same thing as the last movie at the end? Yep. That's only for when you save the world, though, right? Fuck, you know, bro. Do everything we're supposed to be bigger in America. I was, I was like, is that like the tiniest condom I've ever seen in my life?
Starting point is 00:39:09 It's got a pimple down there, Tara. Well, it doesn't have to be a competition, bro. Why don't we just go up to it? Shake around, pat on the back, whatever, you know, job done. Jumped on. Nucous membrane that's like up the nose, isn't it? What I'm going to do? Stick the finger.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Oh, boy. Is that? It's not just inside the nose, is it? No. You're going inside somewhere else. Right, I'll take first crack. Watch and learn, buddy. That's not technically cheating on your girlfriend if he does.
Starting point is 00:39:36 It's for work, right? I guess so. I don't want to picture you, but I just have to know what time are you playing? I just assume that a woman with your charisma. Smooth. Thank you. No, it's okay. I know you didn't mean to make me feel like a dumb ass.
Starting point is 00:39:49 So I'll let you make it up to me by letting me buy you a drink. What do you think? Oh. Okay. What are we doing? Swiping to the left. Oh. What?
Starting point is 00:39:58 You don't do Tinder in America? Do you know what? I think he's probably a generational thing. Translates as go away old man. Thank you for that. Yeah, women like it when a boasting young man gets rid of someone they don't want to speak to. Where have you been? Anyone nice?
Starting point is 00:40:14 South America. Training with the shame and trying to really connect with my spirit animal? Yeah. I'm a crow. Hang on, let me guess. Jaguar. Jaguar. Jaguar.
Starting point is 00:40:24 How can you even know that? Oh, he's reading her. I have two little black jaguars at home. Oh, I grinch and I always forget your other one. Mika. Mika. Exxie sent this from Glastonbury and hashtag blue rash is trending on Twitter. Is it spreading?
Starting point is 00:40:41 Yeah, I mean, we saw it got to Channing Tatum, right? That would be the worst. Have you found any correlation between these cases? Only recreational drug use. Oh, right. She's making the... We saw at the beginning. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:55 I can't believe we didn't connect that yet. You don't think this could be related to the golden circle. A drug cartel poisoning its customers. Doesn't make sense. Yeah, you don't get repeat customers. Yeah, they do have a point in that. You would think, well, why would they want to poison their own? Do you pass your sugar, please?
Starting point is 00:41:14 Okay. Really bad for you. Maybe because then she could own them? I don't know, because she's the only one that has the... Five times more likely to cause death, but it's legal. So, you know, you go ahead. Knock yourself out. Where's the logic in that, Tara?
Starting point is 00:41:30 You're doing this because you're a her mercy. I want freedom. Look at Elton John. Our profits were $250 billion. I'm the most successful businesswoman in the world, but nobody knows who I am. It's not long now. That's that she wants the highlight. In the Golden Circle, we do not sample the merchandise, and we do not break the rules.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Uh-oh. Whoa. Oh, shit. Yeah, I mean. Oh, I love seeing that in the reflection. My God. He went through all that training that he, or that loyalty test, I mean. I was just saying he went through that entire loyalty test just to be ripped in half like that.
Starting point is 00:42:27 good lord sorry we never found your friends ultimately we'll all arrive at the same destination should we check my tent she wants to juice it gotta come out with shirts for all these terrace hangs
Starting point is 00:42:39 working on it you know what I'm busting for a pee actually you can do it on me if you want oh okay honey give me a sec yeah okay she is forward
Starting point is 00:42:52 quite the tent I've been waiting all night for you to at least kiss me He's like, hey, what if I have to kiss this girl to save the world? I've got to sleep with the target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right. I kind of got a bit of a save the world situation. Please, believe me, I love you. You are the person that I've always been the rest of my life with.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Oh. Is that a proposal? Because I think I gave you my permission. Having that security, knowing that we were committed. I want to be with you, but being a public figure, babe, like a prince, is a bit of a factor. you know what we're matured and stuff because he's a spy look we need to talk about this just give me five minutes okay don't put yourself down i'm sure you can last longer than that he'll find a way around it i don't think he's going to sleep with this girl like there's going to be a way that he can do this
Starting point is 00:43:49 thing this is a sick tent by the way at this music festival as i said she's got quite the tent i just feel that our spirit animals need more time to get in sync. Oh, I could just... She didn't just tee robe. Dang, girl. That is... She is so skinny. That's very tempting.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Wow. She's got a golden circle. Holy shit. That's revealing. My crow is looking for a place to nest. Hey, I think he might knock her out now. Do the Stein with the watch. He's going to do something.
Starting point is 00:44:27 with his uh yeah oh yeah probably you can just like oh it's not the belly button is it just the belly button no it's not that's what i thought i was like don't tell us it's oh my god oh my god this visual is great that's wild it's definitely wackadoo good work exit tracker fully functional to be working with an agent who knows what he's doing i i'm shipping these two tara mhm i'm sorry i can't harm in a relationship that's adorable what happens at glasto stays what is this bag is she still with charlie or someone else i know he said x but this is princess tea please leave a message yeah you gotta do what you got to do buddy don't worry tara they'll patch it up by the end he's gonna propose to her with a golden circle
Starting point is 00:45:24 This lovely toiletries melon ray kind of gave me as a leaving present. Yeah, try this after shave. Ooh. Listen, you can't just give up. Oh, on the contrary, I'm about to achieve my dream. Mm-hmm. Searching rare butterflies alongside some of the finest minds and entomology. That actually sounds fascinating, to be quite honest.
Starting point is 00:45:40 I love butterflies. Yeah, they're great. When you and I first met, I was just like a maggot. Maggots turn into flies. Perhaps you mean lava. Mm-hmm. You helped me to become a caterpillar, and now I've got wings. I'm flying higher than I ever dreamed
Starting point is 00:45:56 and that's all thanks to you. No. Harry, you can't just walk away. Kingsman needs you. I need you. Oh. Whoever the Harry was that you knew, he's gone, I'm afraid.
Starting point is 00:46:09 No, he's not going to shake your hand for that. He has to. The movie is about evolving and growing and letting go. Is that Louis Vuitton that bag or no? Yeah, looks like that. My mom had 10,000. thousand pairs of louis baton really oh she had a lot i wasn't just exaggerating but it was a lot okay money i think that's where she spent it all was on louis baton shan
Starting point is 00:46:36 martini it is in kentucky canadian you ex you're exactly what kinsman needs you heard this time before i don't think so i like it please leave a message but maybe i have home can have another martini maybe we just need to get him a martini and then he'll remember oh oh no no she's she gonna get the blue marks yeah Tara no give up terrah I don't want her to get the blue marks so cute he's gonna have to find a cure for it now I mean they had to find it no matter what but that dog is dressed like elton john elton john or elvis
Starting point is 00:47:28 that was the best martini i've ever had keep a change oh i love that puppy oh he's gonna get it okay i love this my idea was a martini a puppy is way better thought i bring you a little leaving present it looks just like his old dog
Starting point is 00:47:47 this is beautiful it's very heartfelt and emotional oh i love him Puppies are so cute. They really are. Oh. Oh. It's not loaded. You're quite, man.
Starting point is 00:48:03 What, what's the problem? No. You can't. Oh, he's trying to get him to beat him up, like, take him down. You know, to, like, get his instincts to click. Yeah, it's not loaded, but Harry doesn't know that a traumatic moment to bring it back. Whoa, cool visual. Great visual.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Butterfly. Okay. Let's. There. It's all coming back to him. Great visuals. Yeah, no, it's really doing a good job demonstrating what's going on
Starting point is 00:48:33 through his mind that he's getting it back. Mr. Pickle. Oh, nice D-aging. I'm back. Welcome back, Harry. It was a fucking blank. I would never hurt Mr. Pickle. Yes, Harry.
Starting point is 00:48:51 He lived a ripe old age. He died of pancreate. Oh Sweet puppy You're not Mr. Pickle But he's so cute, though you have to take him Eggsy Exy
Starting point is 00:49:05 Hello Harry Yay Why could Sarah get Full to needed him back Allenton has to be stoned He has a device It's all right, it's all right, it's all right, so you're Bureau of a movie pass that
Starting point is 00:49:21 Suppose I should cancel that taxi yes yes who's back now we finish the debrief harry here's a couple of welcome back gifts brand new kingsman watch god look he's got the swag back i made you these special glasses oh oh it's an eyeball geez great effects wow is it an eyeball or what that glasses does it make his ah how do i look you look like some looking for an eye for an eye for an eye for fucking manners makeeth man now is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town moonshine suck my son oh my god you've got it coming buddy is you gonna lock up the thing is there a thing to lock what are you ladies waiting for
Starting point is 00:50:12 yeah and the music cue hits just like the same yeah love it i hope that the other guys just sit back and watch they're going to be like well here you here it goes yeah baby oh missed your shot buddy oh no is he we're going to stand around here old day is he he's still rusty oh no never mind friends are going to have to come in okay all right he's slightly back but he's a little It's a bit rusty. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Well, pick them up. Manners makeeth man. Let me translate that for you. Nice. That's what I wanted to see. I love that. Rope them up. Great shot.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Hell yeah. Oh, no way. That is so cool. Oh. Awesome. That's what you fixed me. Well, we rebuild your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get your coordination back. I love how they're having a casual conversation as all this mayhem is happening in the background.
Starting point is 00:51:29 They're like, he's got it. The dust flare up. It was great. Nice. You will experience episodes. Lapses of clarity. You'll be back to night. normal soon.
Starting point is 00:51:44 I love this music. It's like a western variation of the music from the first. How'd it, sir? I feel like a tornado and a trailer park. No. Uh-oh. Oh, now she's in pharmaceuticals. Everybody's gonna be getting that blue.
Starting point is 00:52:01 A few weeks ago, an engineered virus was released contained in all varieties of my product. In care. Ope. Oh shit. Uh-oh. Stage one symptoms. A blue rash. Second stage symptoms appear.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Mania. I love how she's presenting this like a 1950s ad. Stage three. Paralysis. Yikes. Breathing becomes impossible, leading to a very nasty death. Oh, shit. Wow.
Starting point is 00:52:36 I have an antidote. Damn, it works. quick as hell. Wow. All right, so now we're going to have emotional stakes with the princess and his friends being... What have you done to me, you fucking bitch? Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:52:52 100% effective and ready to ship out worldwide if the following conditions are met. We need to legalize everything else. First, you agreed to end the war on... Oh, there you go. Once and for all. All classes of substance are legalized. Look at that product placement.
Starting point is 00:53:10 And second, my colleague. and I receive legal immunity. Hmm. Meet my terms and I look forward to helping you keep our beloved country great. I love this actor. He's so good. Or continue this blinkered, outmoded, disastrous exercise and prohibition. Oh, look at that.
Starting point is 00:53:27 And live with blood on your hands. Save knowledge. That delivery is great. Legalize. Uh, what would you for freaking do here? I mean, they'll blame the president if they don't do it, that he has blood on his hands. He killed a bunch of people when he could have saved him. So it's like, he's in an impossible position.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Lacks empathy, superficial charm, all the elements of a great CEO. Ha, ha. Or psychopath. Ha, ha, yep. What's the difference? The hospital is in full capacity. Yeah. Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:54:01 They don't have the antidote. Let's prep the cryo unit. You want to freeze him? When are we going to see the princess has it, though? Hospitals and clinics in fear for their lives. Doesn't matter. They don't have the antidote. Prepare a presidential decree, tell intelligence and law enforcement to stand down. We're going to dance to this lady's tune.
Starting point is 00:54:22 He's one of my favorite Batman's actually. We appear to agree to her demands to prevent global panic and then let the junkie scum go down in flames. What? Oh wow. No users, no trade is a win-win situation here. Uh, yeah, no. We could be looking at the dead. at the deaths of hundreds of millions worldwide.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Hundreds of millions of criminals, burdens to society. Everyone who smokes and is a criminal? What about people who are just experimenting? She was in the new Dune show. Functioning professionals, kids. Spare me the crap. The fact is, this presidency has just won the war on. Boy, what an evil way of looking at things.
Starting point is 00:55:05 McCoy, declare martial law. We need to keep control. Oh, I love that. Whether they broke the law or not, those victims are human beings. Like how they're all, they look like Jeff Bridges in the photos. Agent, we can't stand by and let folks like him die. These people, we're their only hope. We're their Obi-Wan Kenobis.
Starting point is 00:55:24 How we have to find that antidote. Poppy's stockpiles. Well, they could be anywhere. You must have some on hand. Locate Poppy. Oh, my God. Sorry to cut in, guys, but Charlie is on the phone with his girlfriend. Looping you in now.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Sorry, I'm on a pay phone. Covered in a fucking blue. Oh. Why didn't you tell me? What you said was, don't take any... I said it was his ex-girlfriend. I didn't know that he's still with her. That makes me want a hot dog.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Not gonna lie. I hate hot dogs. I think they're great. From blue and skiing? Yes. Yes, I remember. Yeah, meet me there, and I'll give you the antidote. Well, at least they know where it is.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Yeah. And with all new respect, sir, I don't think Delahead, senior, is ready to return to field work. And with all disrespect, I'm not going anywhere without him. Brains, skills, skipping rope. It's a last hole. We'll have them. Come on. Is that a foreshadowing for you would be in Wonder Woman in 1984 one day? Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Come. My God. Jeff Bridges at the end of that scene. He opened the tequila bottle, wiped his finger on it, and went like this. Classic rewind, you'll see. Drink it. See if the blue lines is there. They dead.
Starting point is 00:56:35 All right, she's healed. It's working already. Agent Whiskey? Antidote confirmed at the target's location. Wow, they're holding off that the princess has been infected. But we know that she smokes, so they don't need to show us. To secure the control room, probably a good idea, Harry. Cool you from the top, yeah?
Starting point is 00:56:50 It'll happen at the worst possible time and put him in instrumental predicament. Yeah, she's going to be like, Egsie, I love you, and I'm really sick. It's going to be hard, yeah. But here, but we can see this document for courtesy? Sure. boy. Get guts the stuff of change. So sorry about this.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Ooh! Got to do what you got to do. You are going to need to go see a doctor for that concussion. This feels like a James Bond movie. I love it. Keep this cable car here until we get back. Roger that, Exie. We're getting warmer.
Starting point is 00:57:29 Curious to see if she reveals that they did something at that tent and then how Charlie's going to react to that. Ah, yeah. Because he's already so jealous of Eggsy, like you're such lower class. Yeah. Taryn, you got the spot I didn't and now my girl wants you. You're just better at everything than me, even though I got the golden spoon, but I got the golden circle. Sorry, I'm late.
Starting point is 00:57:48 You guys did not make this place easy to find. Who are you? I'm here to collect this antedop for Singapore. Yeah. Uh-huh. You are voting, fang? It's my code name. How are you still alive?
Starting point is 00:58:02 River. What are you doing here? What happens at Glastow? Stay's at Glastow. Oh. You fucking cockroach. I love how he told him in subtext I did shit with your girl. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:22 God, you guys have to hurry. Oh, no, he's having an episode. Oh, God. Harry, come on, we're in. Let's go. Oh, wait. Nice. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Oh, no. Well done, Harry. Thanks, man. Oh, God. I bet he can, like, run and jump with it and cling on to that with his arm or something. Yeah, he's got a plan. He wouldn't be that happy. What? Yeah, that's why I was like, why is he smiling?
Starting point is 00:58:57 Enjoy the ride. Oh, bro. Oh, God, it's going to go so fast, huh? Oh, I would hate that. Whoa. Oh, I would throw up. I don't even want to watch it. All the buttons are dead.
Starting point is 00:59:09 Control's gone. Everything's in shutdown. You're on your own, actually. Thanks. Jesus. Your vertigo would be so screwed up when you got back down to the bottom. Ew.
Starting point is 00:59:25 I hate this. Barfaramah, barfaramah, I'd be barfing. Whoa That's cool That's cool Oh God Oh
Starting point is 00:59:49 Oh fucking kidding oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh goodness oh oh wow what the hell is that oh oh no that is so fast there's no way they can stop that uh uh uh oh oh that's a good idea right when it'll stop right there Maybe they can turn it, though? No, they'll stop it, like, right before it lands. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Taste the movie. That's the first decent shit I've had in three weeks. Nice. Happy for you. Harry Meet is at the emergency rendezvous point. Roger that. Got you on the GPS. That'd be a cool place to be in a retirement home, like, on the Alps like that.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Yeah. Gonna need to make lots of those. I don't know if the president of the United States. States wants you to do. It's so weird to think this tiny thing could save the world. Let me have a look. Harry? Harry.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Yeah, he did the special office. Put that in your pot. Don't just be holding that. Found the antidote. Uh-oh. Yeah, I did notice they sped up the frame rate. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Oh, oh, no.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Dude, that's the whole reason we went on this mission. Cover me, boys. I think he could be working for the other side. Does that look like he's working with them? I know what I'm seeing. Whoa. I like how that was out of focus, but you could still see it enough. Wow.
Starting point is 01:01:43 Epic. Cool. What do you think, Tara, is he working for the other side? I think that Colin Firth is probably right. I feel like we have to trust him, but... Whoa! Yeah, I'm afraid Colin Firth might be right as well. Usually your gut is correct in these situations.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Holy crap. That's going to suck because I actually like him. Yeah. Oh my God! Holy tamale! He chopped him in half. Literally. Geez.
Starting point is 01:02:23 Really in competition with Wonder Woman on the coolest last time. A man of ammo. Well, he could be hired by Popper. right or it could be working for the president either or dude's got a machine gun you have 10 seconds to surrender before we open fire is he having an episode the way he was like just stay oh yeah he was like give me yours Harry, give him a fucking gun I think he's going to shoot him
Starting point is 01:02:56 Whoa Yeah Harry came down Hmm What the fuck is wrong with you He broke the bile on purpose You're a fucking idiot Does he have more in there
Starting point is 01:03:12 If we made it out of here He was gonna kill us both I think Harry's dead on the Mario It did It looked like he hit it out of his hand I was gonna say that when it happened Oh, ye of little face. Nice.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Whoa. That visual gave me a little bit, remember when all the heads were exploding at the end of one? A little slight refreshment imagery. What does it do? Freeze them all in blue or something? Oh, beautiful. This does not mean you are off the fucking hook. We need to go dark.
Starting point is 01:03:45 We don't know who else a statesman could be working against us. This is all my fault. You weren't ready for the field, and I pushed for it. He showed his hand. Yeah. You think he'd have let us live? I agree. She'd be thanking me for saving our asses.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Saving our artists. Try saying that's a fucking whiskey. Good job, Harry. Oh, he's doing the thing that was done to him. You are unbelief. Merlin, can you hear me? Yes, ex. Whiskey's down.
Starting point is 01:04:08 He's been shot. What happened? Not going to say Harry did it. He got caught in the crossfire. I've applied the alpha Joe. We'll bring him in. Oh. He'll find a way to get back up to that lab and retrieve more antidote.
Starting point is 01:04:18 He just let Pedro Pascal live, and Pedro's going to come back with a vengeance in a bad way. Everything's under control. I'm sorry, Charlie. I'm so sorry. Is he going to blow the plant up? What happens in Italy? Blow it?
Starting point is 01:04:31 Today's in Italy. Thank you. Yep. So, yeah, now he's the only one that has it. Merlin, change your plans. Routine thing. Singapore. Who?
Starting point is 01:04:47 Exactly. It's the only lead we've got. I love Merlin's reaction. Who? Wu Ting Fang, he's an assistant at a law firm. Let's get through their firewall. If you ever wanted to do more than this. Are you serious?
Starting point is 01:05:00 Yeah, we could start a family. Without us, they'd be lost. But you know what I mean. Get out there in the field. Well, have you ever asked? He's gotten out in the field. But every time an agent's position has come up, whiskey has voted against me.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Why? Email in from Poppy from a senior partner at the firm. They're coordinates. Cambodia. You have any reconnaissance? They work so well together. Was whiskey? I think whiskey is Pedro Pascal.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Okay, well then that would make sense. He's voting against her. The president's handling of the crisis has been commended by other world leaders. That's very funny. Oh, God. She must be a gonger smoker. This affects all people from all backgrounds. I'm disappointed.
Starting point is 01:05:43 I routinely work a 20-hour day for you, seven days a week. Tell him. Countless people are going to die. you can save them sir uh i don't think he gives a shit not that isn't so even after she gets saved i think she's going to be like yeah i'm not interested in ever working for you ever again got rid of her real quickly this is oh look at that this is awful oh wow they're putting them ages on this well because they know they're all dead and they're going to or they're going to die so might as well make it as less uh least public as possible
Starting point is 01:06:20 He looks great. Good. Shouldn't have saved him, Emeigsie. He was working against us. And until we find out why, I say we trust no one. Then Harry's sick. She's sick, she's got blue marks on her. I didn't see a coming, terror.
Starting point is 01:06:39 If there's a chance, there's a double agent in our midst or worse. We both know the president wants these victims dead. Hey, baby. Yeah, once he looks. she's in the mania stage that's why she's happy we need statesman's resources and I need to know that you are fit for work babe why didn't you call me
Starting point is 01:07:01 are you the banana man yeah now he's got emotional stakes can you remember the headline when you uncovered that spiring of the pentagon the football England beat Germany 5-1 hey beyond board Beyond Borg do you know who Bionborg is tennis
Starting point is 01:07:16 I'm obsessed with tennis What is she? She was frozen. If you can hear me, I want you to know that I love you. Oh, this is where the muscles tense up. Have you got eyes on that location yet? As soon, the reconnaissance drawn is about an hour away, which gives us time to sort of existence.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Folks, we haven't got time for anything. I'm leaving now, with or without you. Let's go. Great framing. Like they're in a cork. Identify yourself. I'm Miss Poppy Adams attorney. Papa, you expecting a lawyer tonight?
Starting point is 01:07:47 Please send him in. But don't forget. to reactivate the landmine. Can you give me any assurance you can get it out there? I wouldn't worry about that. I have secure stockpiles hidden in every major city worldwide. Ah, wow. So don't dilly-dally sign on that document because time is running out.
Starting point is 01:08:05 You dumb bitch! What was that friend called you going? Let's not, Harry. I don't think you'd sympathize and I'm not really in the mood for a lecture. All right. Martini then? How about a martini? Get called, Tara. I had a girlfriend.
Starting point is 01:08:23 And now if this mission fails, she's gonna die. I know it's against Kingsman rules. Can you guess what the last thing was that flashed through my mind? Mr. Pickle. It was absolutely... Nothing. Nothing. Because he had nothing. He had no one.
Starting point is 01:08:38 I had no ties. No bit of sweet memories. I was leaving nothing behind. Ever experienced companionship. He has regrets. In that moment, all I felt is loneliness and regret. You have a surrogate son? Let's know that having something to lose
Starting point is 01:08:51 What makes life worth living? It's a great line. Now, let's go and save you'll go. I missed you. Hi. Aw. Gentlemen. We're nearly there.
Starting point is 01:09:00 So I suggest we get ready. Follow me. Damn. That bed looks comfy. Oh. Hell yeah. Uh-oh. He looks pissed.
Starting point is 01:09:13 Yeah. Hello, gorgeous. Oh, boy. How would you like to ride home on a real? I got a six-pack of cold ones all night, so my room is out all night, so you can scream my name as loud as you need to. Oh, he's going to have the amnesia, right? Who's this pretty lady? She's dead.
Starting point is 01:09:28 Cop said, wrong place, wrong time. Hey, honey. I'm heading to the grocery store. Oh, now it's going to, the trauma to trick, get his memory back. Oh, he's back. Boy, they know how to trigger that one really quickly. I guess because they know him, whereas they didn't know Colin Firth. God damn butterfly guy shot me in the fucking head.
Starting point is 01:09:53 And where the hell is he? He's on his way to Cambodia with Egsie and Merlin. Exxie's going to need backup. Get the silver pony on the runway and ready to take off. There's going to be a moment here where Hallie Berry's going to have to suit up and save. And then they'll be like, oh, yeah, you do belong to the field. I hope that happened. Yeah, Merlin.
Starting point is 01:10:14 Feeling good, Exy. The only problem is because Pedro Pascal now knows they're on their way, he's warned Julian more about them coming, or at least in Cambodia, right? Cool. Hell yeah. Press the ass. Mindsweeper.
Starting point is 01:10:33 Gertsier's statesman. Ah, cool. More about these. Careful. Those are hang grenades. My kind of weapons. Baseball. This is for the end game.
Starting point is 01:10:44 I'm entrusting it to you. Okay. I'm entrusting this Wowza To me I love Merlin Oh my god Are we having our Top Gun Maverick moment
Starting point is 01:11:00 Millions of golden circle victims worldwide Are now entering stage Three paralysis Wow I'm suck No I do not want it But fears are growing that for many it may soon be too late
Starting point is 01:11:18 Oh no Yeah Oh You know we haven't seen All movie Egsie's mom and his sister I guess they're just Not pertinent to this film
Starting point is 01:11:36 So or the plot They're like eh Yeah he's kind of moved on Got his own life girlfriend now We were at their apartment So that's why I was a little shocked That they weren't there or I guess it might have been their friends apartment
Starting point is 01:11:47 I just had them in that one scene but right this is where we split up it's a movement I'll in you're with me yeah they definitely know that they're coming because Pedro Pascal warned them oh shit are we standing
Starting point is 01:12:03 on a landmine you move you die we die so what do we do we gotta redistribute weight somehow luckily I have this
Starting point is 01:12:14 this spray will freeze the trigger mechanism for how long so on the count of three what i want you to oh the fuck did he take the spot no no no no merlin our journey together began many years ago Your father The same thing for us Our journey began with a mistake I made Give me the can Cair's empty You too need to get going
Starting point is 01:12:49 No no no no There's a way that we can Yeah there's got to be another way Yeah mission does come first This is no time for emotion Or maybe our training Yeah I know but I don't like it There's got to be a way we're able to save him
Starting point is 01:13:04 And redistribute the weight somehow I think we'll figure it out Because he's gonna just be standing there let it go off it's been an honor and a pleasure maybe hallie berry will come there and save him somehow i don't know oh yeah i already called it somehow but she's going to be in the field just to save somebody so maybe it'll be him i hope so i love that poppy land is has the same cursive as Dusyland.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Not exactly, but he did it. I guess she won't be saving him. He's about to die. Poppy, come in. Roger. All right, buddy. He's drawn him in.
Starting point is 01:13:54 Oh, he's doing the right thing. He's got a lovely, lovely voice. He's got a lovely, lovely voice. To the place. Bring it to me. West Virginia. Take me home.
Starting point is 01:14:17 Country Role. We got a situation here. Got to get them all in here. Let's go. I love it. To the place I belong. West Virginia. Oh, not Merlin.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Take me home Oh, Merlin Oh, buddy He stepped on a landmine Can we get somebody out there to clean that up? Hello? Let's fricking go We got that spite and that vengeance
Starting point is 01:15:02 Burning inside now we're under attack Code five Code five You two off your fucking ass Is guard the door Sir Elton Stay here
Starting point is 01:15:12 We're under attack I can't believe Elton John It is I love it Yes Yeah play There we go baby
Starting point is 01:15:20 Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday That's all right
Starting point is 01:15:28 Isn't that Isn't that supposed to be Saturday What day is it today Wednesday Exactly Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:15:36 Oh. Oh. Down Oh. Nice. That's like a Randy's donuts, right? Yep. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:02 I've got a suitcase full of bullets. Whoa! Whoa! Stay there, Elton. Fuck off! Or I'll fuck you up! Yes. Awesome. Let's go. That's like the coolest Louis Vuitton suitcase ever.
Starting point is 01:16:36 Agreed. Or sorry, briefcase. Ah, the bitch is back. Elton John gets a lot of fred in here. Cool. That's all right. Oh. Nice.
Starting point is 01:17:00 Who needs a robot when you... Who needs a robot when you got Harry? Holy cow, get this out of here, go. Exit, get the case. You are going to tell me what the access code is. Nope. Oh no. Damn.
Starting point is 01:17:23 Damn. Nice. Oh, buy some little bit of time, not much. Nice. Nice. Fuck. What? Oh!
Starting point is 01:17:45 Ooh! Come on, Jeff. Good girl. Whoa. Oh, yeah, because now he can throw bowling balls so easily with that prosthetic hand. Okay, get that bowling ball, smacker. Come on now. Oh, it's going to say friend.
Starting point is 01:18:16 I love that. Stay down. It's not allowed to hurt me. Thank you. Uh, uh, uh, ha ha ha. Bum, bum, bum, bum, uh. Right, his arm hacked into their technology for now they tack hacked into his. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, use that ball and ball.
Starting point is 01:18:45 Sorry, Jett. I know. I just, it's a robot. I know it's a robot, so I'm like, okay with it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be looking at it, but kill. Elton, John. Oh, no. There you go. Take the ball.
Starting point is 01:19:06 There you go. Yeah. Sorry, Jet, but you are being a real bee. Go off and save the world. If I save the world, can I have two tickets to an ex-concert? Darling, if you save the world, you can have a backstage pass. Love it. That's a fair...
Starting point is 01:19:23 I mean, it's a fair offer. I don't know which one I like more, though, the princess offer, or the... I'll go with the princess one, as much as I like Elton John. Go ahead. Kill him, Benny. Heal, good boy. Oh. Give me the code.
Starting point is 01:19:44 No, we're not done yet. Imagine Pedro Pascal's going to be there any moment now. Lucky for you, Charlie. One of us understand. hoping callie berry will show up in the field i i think you could be right i could see that nice very cool you can feel how visceral brutal that fight is even with one army oh he's going to golden the dog he could like yeah that'll hurt there you go good job good job that's what i would have done Give me the code.
Starting point is 01:20:24 I can't. Only poppy none there. Well, then you're not used to me, eh? For the record, Charlie, I'm more of a gentleman and you'll ever be. Agreed. You always were. This is for Kingsman. For my mate Brandon.
Starting point is 01:20:36 For Roxy. For Roxy. For J.B. And for my dog. Yeah, J.B. Yeah, it's all because of Charlie. Nice. Dude, Charlie is a piece of shit.
Starting point is 01:20:49 He deserved then. All right, where's Pedro? Good call, Harry, you were right, Pedro was bad. You're going to give us the code. Or what? Because you don't seem like the kind of gentleman who would hurt a lady. I'm snot. Got me old-fashioned.
Starting point is 01:21:09 I got the peasant. I love it. Give us the code. Sure. No. I don't think so. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:21:22 Oh, so she's going to have the blue thing. Oh, she's going to have the blue shit. Oh. Now she has no choice. But it feels so nice. It's going to make you lower your guard. Hmm. Our colleague, Merlin.
Starting point is 01:21:32 May he rest in peace. It's called the N-Kame. Give us the code. Viva Las Vegan. I like you. I don't think that's terribly like you. Oh, whoa, wild effects. That's Wackadoo freaking wild and spooky is.
Starting point is 01:21:50 I'll get up right there. So the code. is Viva Las Vegan? Mm-hmm. Damn. So got to deal with Pedro. Viva. Lost.
Starting point is 01:22:07 So? All right. Don't move, kid. You try anything funny and I turn this thing electric. Tell us why. Now give up your guns, fellas. Slide him over. I think after the loss of his girl, he lost it, right?
Starting point is 01:22:21 Whiskey. we are all on the same side here you've had a head injury the exact same thing happened to harry you're having some sort of brain glitch nope no no he's not my brain's all good kid i reckon the same was true for your friend harry over here real fine instincts i'll give him that well that is just fucking great you're working for the president he's working for poppy it's a matter of personal principle no more drug users oh and the statesman's share prize rockets okay So those are your principles. Make him money.
Starting point is 01:22:54 Our agencies were founded to uphold peace, to protect the innocent. Do you want to know who was innocent? My high school sweetheart. Oh, this is why he's doing it. Okay. Pregnant with my little boy. He'd be about your age now. If his mama hadn't got caught in the crossfire
Starting point is 01:23:07 when two methhead freaks decided to rob a fucking convenience store. Jeez. A world without those people, sure smells like peace to me. I don't agree with it, but I get his reasoning. You can't condemn everyone who does drugs because two assholes did that. That's why I got to destroy that case. Now slide it over, Agent Galahad. Oh, no, no, no, no. I hope you're right about Halle Berry. I think he sounds like a bright idea.
Starting point is 01:23:34 Bright is some sort of code word. What does it mean? Oh, okay. Cool. Whoa! Very cool. Wow. That's a cool visual. Very fun. Nice. Come on, come on, come on. Come on. We need a hand-to-hand combat. No shooting. Amazing. Like, choreography. Yeah, and the cinematography. And the camera and the actors. Look like almost a hidden cut there for a moment, but it's still impressively shot.
Starting point is 01:24:17 Oh, bye. Nice. Oh, going in that grinder. That's, Jesus. Ooh, thank God. Has this all been in one shot? Yeah. It's amazing.
Starting point is 01:24:45 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Shoot the rope. Thank God. Oh, my God. This is so amazing. Oh!
Starting point is 01:25:03 Bye. Boy, he's really going to be shredded up by tomorrow. Okay, since Hallie didn't show up, I think they're going to be like, well, we're going to need an extra now and offer her the job. they do that please do that you've a lot of vegan clever this one's for you mirling right because she said all the drones would just
Starting point is 01:25:27 release them it's a day of worldwide celebration as millions rejoice good job mr president you did great I guess they did stop drug use for a little bit now I don't
Starting point is 01:25:45 people might be so scared to use now, right? As victims return to their homes tonight. I'm curious to see how the president's going to react to this. I bet she's going to still work for the president after all this. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:25:59 Yes. Oh, okay. So this wasn't their apartment. Eggsys earlier was the one of the friends. I love you, man. I love you. I'm never touching that shit again. That's what I'm saying, yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:10 What happened? I miss most of the movie. From now on, tequila. I suggest you stick to booze. Yeah. Alcohol is much better than hard drugs. The president actively sanctioned the deaths of hundreds of millions of people and lied to the public. I am proud to be responsible for his impeachment.
Starting point is 01:26:28 Okay. And I will do everything I can to ensure a smooth transition of power. Wow. Yeah. We have purchased a distillery in Scotland. This shows the world that Kingsman is now joining the liquor business. And you guys are joining the Taylor business. Now we're brothers working side by side
Starting point is 01:26:49 All our resources are now yours Nice Oh To our union To the union We would be honored If one of you would be our new agent whiskey Hallie Berry
Starting point is 01:27:04 Two Galaad thing is just Just fucking confusing Well I'm very honored by the Champ I'd like to throw my hat in the ring Go shoot your shot girl Yeah you do let's go give it to her
Starting point is 01:27:18 all right statesman the boat looks like she's in have a sea to agent whiskey agent whiskey he's a prince now I love it
Starting point is 01:27:31 this is his wedding day it's his wedding day are you sure I don't look like a you do but it's okay you look like a nice what do you see somebody can't believe
Starting point is 01:27:41 what the fuck is going on I see a man who's honorable brave Come a long way. He's fulfilled his huge potential. A man who's done something good with his life. A secret agent in Prince. Oh, you everything, Harry.
Starting point is 01:27:53 Thank you. Don't mention it. You ready? Well, they'll just think he's doing princely duties. Then he'll get access to more... His wife will know what he's up to, so she'll cover up for him. Yeah. He'll get access to more classified locations.
Starting point is 01:28:10 I got to imagine his mom would be at this event. Right? Is that, oh, that's her in the purple right there. I'm pretty sure that was her, Tara. You're saying, no. There's their golden circles. Cute. Yep, there's his mom.
Starting point is 01:28:33 As one of our founding Kingsmen once said, this is not the end. It is not even the beginning. But it is perhaps the end of the beginning. Oh, yeah, love it. That's great. that taxi is so badass look terra it's the prince oh no it's Channing Tatum never mind yeah no it's like the prince wouldn't wear the boots like that and he I love how
Starting point is 01:29:04 he's dressed up now in the tailor suit great love that love that guy slave there's any Sleans hope. All right, guys, we just got done watching Kingsman, the Golden Circle. If you're listening to us on Apple or Spotify, please give us a five-star rating. Like, comment, subscribe on the old YouTube. When you do, ring the bell,
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Starting point is 01:29:48 the movie. Let's do our first one. Jaden Rhodes. I said this in the first one, but I actually prefer this movie over the first one. But my question probably will be, do you all like them, including the statements, or do you all
Starting point is 01:30:05 prefer if they just focused on the Kingsman? No, I like, you know, thank you, Jaden for the question. I like that they also focused on the states man, I like seeing that they're, you know, here in America, there's another independent group like this, like a Secret Spy organization. I think it, uh, explores the world a little bit more adds to it, adds to the world building. So I thought that was really cool. I like seeing the different personalities that we got, all the different actors. We got, they all brought,
Starting point is 01:30:32 uh, their energy and, uh, just their prowess, you know, with Jeff Bridges, with Hallie Barry, even Pedro Pascal. He brought a lot of charm and swagger. And then we saw that he was carrying, you know, a great deal of trauma behind everything, you know, was kind of a little bit of a facade behind all that, that charm and gravitas that he brought to his performance. And I know it was a little bit of a subversion of expectations, too, when it came to his performance and his reasoning for why he really turned on them in the end, like, this is all because of his girlfriend. And two meth heads had killed his girlfriend. And he had condemned anyone that does drugs needs to be put down. So that's a very fascinating, you know, reasoning for it. Because
Starting point is 01:31:11 sometimes when you are so blinded by hate and vengeance you can't see logic or reasoning and I'm like I don't agree with it but perspective I understand where he is coming from but I really liked his performance I like bringing on all the new actors that we got having said
Starting point is 01:31:27 that I really did miss having Roxy I really like the rapport that we got with her in EGZ in the last film I wish they I get that it adds heavy stakes and burden when you kill off some of them in the beginning like that and that means no one could possibly be safe,
Starting point is 01:31:43 but I really wish they could have found a way to keep her in the film, even if you add those heavy stakes at the beginning. So that would be one of my nipicks of the film. But what about you, Tara? So I do think they needed to include the statesman. So like I said, when we first get that shot, when they pick up the whiskey,
Starting point is 01:32:00 and he gets down to the bottom, and he's looking at it. I'm like, wait, what? That's our K symbol that we see in that bottle, and then we see it again at the very end. so I think we need to see that relationship because again it informs us as like where are they actually getting their money
Starting point is 01:32:16 how do they actually pull this off over the head of like the White House all the police like you know what I mean they're a secret organization to where are they all getting all of that money and the support from so it was kind of cool to see behind the scene so I do like them including honestly the foundation
Starting point is 01:32:36 of who the Kingsmen are because they work in tandem so I liked it all right the ADHD Overlord amazing name by the way I think that would people would use that to describe me but I appreciate you being a reject for asking us a question we appreciate you so much this movie really feels like it cleared the board simply so they could introduce more potential spin-off material they introduce so many new and returning sci characters
Starting point is 01:33:03 that this movie feels more like a hey check this out could be a spin-off than a true sequel if this received a spin-off, which three new characters would you have wanted them to focus on? Any particular characters you would have loved for them to focus on? It says three new characters. So, Channing Tate, I mean, there's... There's really only three. It's Pallie Barry...
Starting point is 01:33:27 Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum and Julian Moore. Yeah, well, Pedro Pascal is one you could also go with. I would say, too, I would love for them to do a, if they were going to do a spin-off, like, with Jeff Bridges. but I would love to see how the statesman got established but that goes it seems like it was way beyond Jeff Bridges' character
Starting point is 01:33:47 he was like older generations right but still would have been cool to see him in his youth or his younger like in his mid-20s whatever coming into becoming the statesman being like around Channing Tatum's age and then becoming the head of it so that'd be cool I'd be open to the idea if they ever wanted to do that
Starting point is 01:34:06 I think the statesmen really are a fascinating organization, how their incorporation of being an independent agency is alcohol, whereas the Kingsmen, you know, as being gentlemen and tailor-made suits and all that. So I'd be open to that. That'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, I think it'd be fun. And I sort of, when you said ADHD Overlord, you're like, and returning, sigh, I like that there was a lot of returning characters, but that's just me because that's, again, like a sequel, what you're maybe saying is a true sequel would be like they'd have more new characters, but I like the way that they went about it. Dan, V-900, I'm not a fan of this movie. I thought the humor didn't work and Julianne Moore
Starting point is 01:34:49 was over the top. I really didn't like how Roxy was killed off so early, especially with her importance in the first one. How did you feel about what happened to Roxy and the use of the cast? It's funny you say that. I literally just went over that, that I wasn't a big fan of them killing off Roxy. Right. So how did you feel about the humor and the Julian more stuff since you're already coming that. The humor for the most part honestly worked for me. I thought because of the tone this film was going was going with that more bombastic
Starting point is 01:35:15 cartoonish. We saw in the first scene like when he did that flip over a kamikaze style. It's like this feels very cartoonish and I'm okay with it because it's setting the tone in the first five minutes. So when it comes to Julianne Moore it could be hit or miss for sure
Starting point is 01:35:31 but I liked what she was doing. She was being deliberate with being over the top. I think I like Samuel Jackson's performance a little more. There were times where he was just extremely unpredictable and his humor just hit a little bit more for me. But having said that, I still really liked her performance a great deal. She's a very menacing presence as well.
Starting point is 01:35:52 And I thought her plan was very fascinating, just the war to end, the war of fighting drugs that she wanted to do and just ending that fight. And she wanted to be seen and heard. So I thought it was fascinating. I like Valentine's plan a little bit more. It resonated a little bit more with me. And I just, that Lisp, nothing's going to beat that for me. That character trait was so good.
Starting point is 01:36:16 That also could have been hit or miss, but it really worked for me. So I would say I'd like Samuel O'Don Valentine's performance a little bit more, the character. But I still enjoy Julianne more. I thought she was fine. I'd say that whenever you are looking at someone who you think is over the top, you can give it half to the actor, but there's also a lot to do with direction. So this movie was directed with a lot of that humor that is going to feed into a lot of their performances, meaning they're not just going to do that just off the cuff and roll up to this set and be like,
Starting point is 01:36:50 I make all of my own choices and that's it. She could have come with some of those ideas, but you do have to look at it that that's a director's choice, the producer's choice. There's a lot of money going into that very specifically. so I'm not I'm not thinking that she just came in here and it was like way too over the top, right? I also
Starting point is 01:37:12 think that Roxy, the actor, my assumption is either she's already busy shooting something else. I know that they probably did want her more involved. It does seem very odd to have pulled her out so quickly and not
Starting point is 01:37:28 given her a chance to be in that. So I'm going to assume she had other work. So that's why she could only be there for that one scene. If that's not the case, it is a weird choice. I don't know. But that's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes in the business. Agreed.
Starting point is 01:37:46 All right, Cody Price. Thank you so much for being a royal reject. And for asking us a question, we appreciate you. Terran Egerton, I hope I pronounced it right this time, is a great underrated actor, agreed. And has been successful both in film and television, streaming films and series both. Just curious, do you?
Starting point is 01:38:04 you have a favorite performance of his in either film or television. Oh, I need to say that I think that Taryn Egerton did actually play, I could be totally wrong, I'm going to look it up, did actually play Elton John in a film, and he did a great job. So I think that was him, and if it was, I would say that's definitely a favorite performance, and I meant to mention that while I was watching the film going, oh, that's funny that Taryn and Elton are here I'm sure they maybe had a discussion about him I don't know which one came first if this one came first and that's how they were
Starting point is 01:38:44 introduced and that's how Taryn kind of got he did it was him right hell yeah so I would I would say that this all coming together hell yeah and I think that that's very very fun this was first
Starting point is 01:39:00 this was 2017 Rocket Man was 2019 so yeah it makes sense to me they meet On set, obviously work together. John is going to give his sign off to a biography based off an actor that he's already met, that he's friendly with, that he thinks does a great job. Taryn already had a foot in the door. There's no other way. Not there's no other way. But I think that that's very kismet in this business.
Starting point is 01:39:24 You don't just have to be talented. You have to be very, very lucky. Yeah, for sure. I think that is a very good point. The fact that he's already working with him is like, hey, we have a great. rapport he probably understands me i trust this dude with uh to to carry on what is me in my performance and what i believe to be true and present that onto the screen so that's a great point tara i've only seen taren higerton in kingsman one and kingsman two yeah so if i have to pick a performance
Starting point is 01:39:52 that i like better i don't they're both great i like that he's very versatile in both these films yeah he's playing the same character but like in this film for instance he's a lot more confident and it's got more swag in this film but also too he's carrying a much more heavy burdens right he's he's going he's lost roxy obviously with what happens at the end with merlin and then also too he's dealing with the heavy burden of for the most of the film or a good portion of the film he's lost harry and he's dealing with that and it's very traumatic because he already lost his father earlier from the first film so and they had such a a really beautiful relationship and he was his mentor it's like his father, it's a surrogate father.
Starting point is 01:40:36 So I think Taryn just does a good job in presenting them. It's those silent moments, those visual narration moments that you can read as a viewer, as an audience member, where you can just see that he's burdened with that. It's heavy on him. And I think it's, even through the confidence and the swag, like, there is a slight bit of facade that he's dealing with a lot. And I love, those are my favorite character moments when you can see someone is battling through it.
Starting point is 01:41:01 And I think, like, the butterfly was such a beautiful. symbolic thing of eggsy that he was kind of a little bit like a caterpillar in the first film and harry helped blossom him into this beautiful butterfly that gave him wings and we kind of got a little bit of a line of that so i think that was beautiful i'd love to see more taren egerton films if you guys have any recommendations that you think would be reaction worthy maybe a rocket man or whatever j dell if you had to team up with the statesman said the kingsman which gadget would you trust more to five A weapon disguised as a whiskey bottle Or a lasso that can slice people in half As much as I would want to pick the whiskey bottle For obvious reasons I gotta go with that That lasso was freaking badass as hell
Starting point is 01:41:47 The things it could do catching certain things In like catching stuff in midair And then cutting things in half I don't know how you don't pick that That's one of the coolest last I mean that's that lasso's right up there with Wonder Woman You can make an argument It's a sicker lasso
Starting point is 01:42:02 the only thing it couldn't do is make you tell the truth. Although I could argue if you show people what it can do, it might make them want to tell you the truth without the Wonder Woman powers and all that, the Themiscair powers. So I'm going with the last one. What about you, Tara? I just go with the whiskey bottle.
Starting point is 01:42:16 You can bring it anywhere. It's pretty, it's like, oh, yeah, she brought whiskey. Great versus the last one. You're like, what the, are you doing with that? Good answer, Tara. I like him. Jay Rushden. What up, Jay?
Starting point is 01:42:29 Question. Would Taryn Eggerton make a good James Bond? Yeah. He did great in this. He has all the vibes. He's done a lot of fight choreography for this and worked with really great, you know, talented DPs and a director. So it's like he knows and has the background for it now being in two of these films. So yeah, of course. Agreed. I think what makes a great James Bond, you've got to be charming. You've got to be charismatic. You've got to know how to work in an action sequence. I think Darren Egerton has proved he's all these things. Also, you know, again, I don't know how to deal in drama as well. So I think he's the complete package. He's very versatile. So I would be totally open and down for him to do James Bond. That'd be totally fine with me if they announced tomorrow or whenever Taryn Eggerton is cast as James Bond.
Starting point is 01:43:18 I'd be all for it. Yeah, I love it. So ADHD Overlord does say that he thought Harry should have stayed dead. I wanted to point that out in his little like a second question, which I find interesting. And J. Dale gave us a little piece of trivia saying that Channing Tatum actually trained in real with real rodeo excerpts for a statement role. But most of his scenes were rewritten latent production, which is why he appears a lot less than was originally planned. That would be super frustrating to have to go through all of that training. And then you don't do it.
Starting point is 01:43:52 Let's face it. Real rodeo training is actually, it's very difficult to do all of that stuff. and then for a lot of that to be cut out, that would suck. I agree with you. I'm sure, though, the word got through the wire through many studios and just producers and all that. Even that Channing Tatum gets so much work anyways that, hey, this dude busted his ass. He worked so hard at the last minute we rewrote his shit. But, like, he's a joy to work with. He works his ass off, like, hire him.
Starting point is 01:44:20 He's good. He knows how to network and he knows how to work hard for you. So I do agree. That's never going to be a problem for him. No, no, no, no. I understand. I'm just saying I agree with you. that would be super annoying,
Starting point is 01:44:29 but I'm sure, like, the producers and the director said, hey, so sorry that happened, but we do appreciate your commitment and your hard work, and, like, that does not go unnoticed. Yeah, he was still paid the same. Probably didn't really matter to him. For sure.
Starting point is 01:44:42 And in regards to Harry, I do understand that argument. It was definitely a bit of a shock and surprise to Tara and I because we got shot through the eye. But also, too, like, if you make the argument, I don't know how strong the glasses are, but he's in a secret spy organization,
Starting point is 01:44:59 and Merlin did create those glasses. They were special-made glasses, so I could see them giving some line of protection, and they did come up with a reasoning that I thought worked, whereas the Kentucky crew in Statesmen, they put that gel shit in you, and they got there really fast. I thought it worked.
Starting point is 01:45:16 It gave EGSI some closure that he didn't really get in the last film, and I was fine with it, but I can totally understand people being not, happy with it because of that it gave Exe a reason to have to fight and really push himself in the last film with what happened with Harry
Starting point is 01:45:35 but I loved finally seeing them go you know hand in hand working together in the climax I really wanted that in the last movie even though it worked without him I love seeing that in this movie so I was cool with it and I thought the reasoning I didn't feel red con to me
Starting point is 01:45:51 I thought it worked what about you yeah listen Harry coming back you know it's a bit it's a big stretch but we are in the spy business, them having those resources to actually give somebody alive after a headshot. Believeable. So it's not that much of a stretch.
Starting point is 01:46:07 It is a stretch. I'm fine with it. Everybody loves Calmforth in this series. He's kind of made it what it is, right? So for EGZ not to have this father role that's been in his life to lose that, it's great, but that's why they gave us Merlin. Merlin, I
Starting point is 01:46:23 believe, is actually dead and blown to bits. And you can't really put him back together. Unless we get to the next movie and they've sewn him back up with the 56 pieces. Merlin definitely was a bit of a father figure to him too. He was a big part of that
Starting point is 01:46:39 three crew. So I think they'll probably keep him dead. For sure. Definitely. Oh no, I agree with that. There's no way to bring Merlin back after what happened. I agree with you there. I really enjoyed this film, the cinematography, the emotional beats that they hit, the action sequences, the cinematography,
Starting point is 01:46:55 the music by Henry Jackman. There was a lot of stuff I really enjoyed. A lot of, again, the social commentary about class and just how they view, you know, us, the, the, the, the peasances, they would probably say in their inner circles up there in the elites. So I thought, and how the president just condemned anyone for drugs, be for political reasons. So I thought all that stuff was fascinating. Having said that, I thought the first film was definitely a little bit more nuanced, a little bit more complex, a little bit more focused. but I still really had a great time and enjoyed this one. And I love this series.
Starting point is 01:47:29 If they did want to continue with the third and one, I know that there is a third one in the series called A Kingsman. I believe that's a prequel. I don't think it's a third one to this film. But if they ever do want to continue with a third film in the sequel, I'd be so down for it. And before you do final thoughts, I just have a quick question for you, Tara.
Starting point is 01:47:47 Did you like the first one better to the second one? I don't really know 100%. how to answer it because that last scene was also a oneer and I really liked the oneer in the first movie those types of scenes sell a movie for me because they just take up so much time and work. I think
Starting point is 01:48:07 possibly the first one had better pacing and it wasn't as long which is a plus although this one it's not like it felt like a total drag so I think both of them are good I understand why there's people who are saying
Starting point is 01:48:23 they didn't really care for this one As much as the first one, there's a reason why, you know, it's like, just don't mess with a really great film. But in order to keep it going, keep the name going, keep the cast busy, and to make money, the company already had something really good on their hands. There's no reason to not give it another whirl. So, yeah, if they make a third one, I'd be there, and I'd give them my money. I thought it was a fun film. We appreciate you guys. Make sure that you leave your thoughts in the comments.
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