The Reel Rejects - Extended Version: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE (2015) IS FRIGGIN AWESOME!! MOVIE REACTION! Taron Egerton | Colin Firth

Episode Date: December 6, 2025

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All the kings and lads and queens, we're watching the Kingsmen's sacred service. Welcome to this intro via me. I'm Tara, and who are you? I'm Andrew Flesh. Goldie. That's Roy. That's right. Secret service.

You ever wanted to be in it? I never thought about it unless it paid really well, but also I value my life. So I'm not that brave. Oh, really? Yeah. I would love to just be cool. You know? You're already cool, Tara.

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Let's do this. It's amazing. All right. Three, two, one. Let's freaking go. Okay. Old school. Love this.

97. Oh, great shot. Damn. Awesome. Woo, we're staying on a one or two. Cool. Ah, great titles. This is very inventive with the titles.

Yeah, I love it so much. number oh oh goodness out oh you got a good eight oh you got a good aid oh no oh wow that guy shit fucking missed it that con for threat how did i fucking miss i apologize for putting you in this position you trained him well james training is over oh is that the actor in pirates of the caribbean Looks like it Yeah, it is Yeah I'll deal with this mess

Personally London That's where terror's from I very much regret that your husband's bravery Can't be publicly celebrated I hope you understand Can I understand

He won't tell me anything I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad Oh I would like to present you with this Medal of Valour And if you look closely on the back There's a number The nature of it is your choice

Just tell the operator Oxford's not Brog's And then I'll know it's you Oh I don't want your help I want my husband back Honey he's dead You gotta take what you can get

This isn't our main character Is it? Okay Agsy I see that Weird but cool You take care of this Eggsy

All right I had two eggsies this morning Ha ha ha Oh, the music by Henry Jackman So good But I can hear it in the music It sounds so much like Captain America The Winter Soldier

Which he did compose And I love that movie in that score Mark Hamill Luke Skywalker That's cool Oh for God's sakes Just riddle Our boss just wants to talk to you

Am I meant to find that reassuring He'll be here soon He's doing his joker I love it. Red, get a 62 dalmone. Ha. This is Harley. Amazing.

You will shit. Okay. I want to try that alcohol now badly. Right? I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far. Oh, that's right. Silence her. He's been trained well.

Oh, oh, the finger! Oh, God, that always makes me queasy. Ugh. Oh, yeah, get it. Ooh, hit or done. Oh, I love how stylish the action is. Hell, yeah. I'm here to take you home.

That's right. Whoa! Nice! Dude, that's, be careful. That might make you take a doo-do. Nineteen 62 Dalmore. Uh-huh. It'd be a sin to spill any, don't you think? were we expecting company it almost feels like a James Bond movie it does a little bit

oh no shit oh no oh oh oh oh oh oh did you just get cut in half oh my goodness oh my look territ's the mummy wow I never saw the Tom Cruise mummy but I know she's the mummy Oh, whoa. Okay. She's got prosthetic, bladed legs. Can you hold these, please? Ha. Oh.

Oh. Those things are lethal. Totally. Hey. Oh, my gosh. Mace Windu and Luke Skywalker in the same movie? Use the force, guys. My kind of welcome.

Nineteen 63, dumb. No stomach for violence. I mean, literally. I see one drop of blood. that is me. That's me with the finger. I'm so sorry you had to witness all this unpleasantness. This is the Lisp.

But I promise you, by the time I found out who he works for, you and I will be the best of friend. Okay. I like that choice. For sure. Yeah, me too. Do the Lisp. It makes him stand out.

It keeps it intriguing because you're like, wait, you're the man at the top apparently. But he has a, you know. But it also makes him. stand out as a villain. Yeah. Oh, man, I can really hear the captain. I'm not complaining. I love it because, oh, it's so beautiful, this score already.

Just give me John Wick vibes. The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast. Whoa. That is freaking cool. Wild. This is incredible visuals. Lancelot was an outstanding agent and a true Kingsman. he will be solely missed.

To Lancelot. To Lancelot. To Lancelot. What about Arthur? I intend to start the selection process for Lancelot's replacement tomorrow. Hmm. I want each of you to propose a candidate and have them report to UK HQ, no later than 9 p.m. GMT. That's so cool.

Merlin. Oh, so we are using roundtable names. Salad was investigating a group of mercenaries who are experimenting with biological weaponry. Oh Uganda 2012 yikes synthetic cathenones you put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base Oh rage cannibalism multiple fatalities wow wild I love I love this actually mark This is not actually missing this is professor arm at imperial college this morning It's all yours and don't forget your membership proposal try picking a more suitable candidate 17 years and still evolving with the times remains an entirely foreign concept

You don't remind you I wouldn't be here If they went for that young man He was as much Kingsman material as any of them Yeah, he sacrificed his life So they could all live But he wasn't exactly one of us Was he? Let's face it, Galaad, your little experiment failed

Expect Arthur Oh, you're right, because he did The world is changing There's a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins Well, well, well What's that movie called that? He was in the Kingsman's speech Is that with Colin Firth? No idea.

He's got a stutter? Oh, is that the next? is that he's egzy it's baby driver baby driver yeah isn't he in baby driver no i just watched baby driver he wasn't in it really at all oh once you do your mama favor go down a show and get so once you take this guy get some mizlers get yourself some sweets and why you're gone we'll show you my referee can be good company oh god there's a baby in there too wolf rough in here oh okay poor little squirt uh broken house after of course after the events of that,

but I wish you would have remarried, gotten a better guy than that. Didn't treat your mom so bad? Why don't she leave him? Low self-esteem. That's her problem. Fuck off. Why would she have low self-esteem? Makes his mom's a world fit. He looks like baby driver to me. I got to look. I put the guy in fucking baby driver.

He'd just get that lot to do you. And then pretend you knew nothing about it. Bullies? You think you can chat shit about us and he won't do nothing just because our governor's banging eggs his mom? Pretty much. Yeah. Leave it. Let's just go, man. It's not worth it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we're fucking worth it, boys. Freezing. Why are we walking? Oh, he steals his car. Now we're going to nick his car. That's freaking. We ride at dawn. Hey, that's why you want to fucking stop. Oh, that's fun.

Good frickin time. The eggs is your stomach. Oh. Yeah, I've come out of the pub. He's done about 15 donuts in my fucking face and he's drove off. Yeah. Dean's the one who he's. Oh, whoa.

Whoa. Yeah, this is like James Bond meets Fast and Furious. Totally. Hell yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Is he going to crash the car? No.

He looks like he knows how to drive. I'm not saying. He doesn't know how to drive. He's not a baby driver. I just looked it up. They do look similar, but he's being a baby driver right now. Okay, I'll say that much.

He's doing a good job of acting in his place, even though he's not him. It's a good getaway driver. Oh, hell yeah. I could not do this. Let's freaking go. That's how we get her done. No, no, not to get a.

If not for the animal, that wouldn't have happened. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Now, you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with, or you go down. It's up to you. He's not going to do that. He told him to get out of the car. I hope it's to your mom to tell you're going to be 18 months late for your dinner.

Um, um, um, uh, uh, something, not Brogues. He's going to call the thing. Oh, right. Yeah, right, right, right. Uh, Oxford's, not Brogues. Something like that. Right, he's got a favor. You can call in.

My name's Igsy. I'm win. Sorry, Gary. I'm in up shit creek. I'm in Hobbin. station and my mom said to call this lumber if ever I needed help and wrong number.

Wait, wait. We're not brogues. Oxford's not brogues. Do you what I said? Get out of it. We have not lost you as a loyal customer. Nice job. Good save.

Yes, I told me understand. All right, you're free to go. Someone's got to be meeting him out here, though. Yeah, I would think it's so good. There we go. Would you like a lift home? Who are you?

who got you released my name is harry hard i gave you that medal your father saved my life so before you was a tailor was you in the army like an officer not quite so where was you posted or ark or something sorry egzy classified today your father died i missed something if it went for his courage my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present so i owe him so my life sucks because you miss something your father was a brave man a good man and having read your files i think he'd be bitterly disappointed in the choices you've made Hmm. Huge IQ, great performance of primary school.

Hmm. Petty crime never had a job. Oh, you think there's a lot of jobs going around, did you? Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies. First prize, regional under 10s gymnastics, two years in a row. Nice. Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines? Oh, hoorah.

We ain't got much choice. You get me? And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our asses, we'd do just as well as you, if not better. What the fuck you're doing here? You're taking a piss? Oh, here we go. Some more examples of young men who simply need a silver suppository. I'd appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace

until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness. Yes. Never interrupt the man. He's saying one again. Yeah, we should bring one next next. Is he going to lock the door? He's going to do something. There's no way. Make a man.

You know what that means. And let me teach you a lesson. Let's go. Oh. Great shot. Great shot. Oh, my God. Ooh.

We're going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight it? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Terry's got a weapon the umbrella. I love it. Oh, yeah, baby. Holy crap. Here we freaking go. Look how fast pace this is. Whoa! Damn!

Awesome! Oh! Used his own momentum against him. They definitely spread up the frame right here, and I do not mind it at all. I don't care. It looks great. Whoa! It started with a scream inside a quiet Maryland home.

home, a mother trying to protect the family dog and her son in the grip of a violent hallucinogenic rage. By the time it was over, she was dead, and he claimed LSD made him do it. His name, David Minor the 4th, and we talked to him. Listen to Invisible Choir every other week as we uncover the most haunting true crimes you've never heard of, available wherever you get your podcasts. Oh my god. That was awesome! That was one of the coolest hand-to-hand competitions ever.

You'll forget it all. Oh my god, how do you come up with the choreography for that? That is amazing. Finish your Guinness. Sorry about that. Need you to let off a little steam. Yes. I heard yesterday a friend of mine died.

Oh, right. The one from Pirates to the Caribbean. Now, I do apologize, X-Eexie. It's cut in half. No, please, I won't say nothing. I swear. If there's one thing I can do, it's keep on my half-shot. You won't tell a soul.

I'll say it's never grossed anyone on. Is that a promise? All my life. He didn't rat on his friends. I actually believe him. Yeah, no, he's. He's loyal. Just a block with everything.

Be like, dude, could you teach me how to do what you just did? it would probably take like 50 years and all that, but I want to learn this. Oh, shite. Oh, no. I don't know what you're about. I don't know what you're fucking on about. I can tell me his name.

I don't know what you fucking on about. Oh, it's a bug. Okay. He's testing him to see if he's going to squeal. I can kill you right now. And no one in the old world will know this. But I would. I have enough evidence on your activities to have a lot of life.

Oh, cool. Oh, hell yeah. Meet me at the tailor I told you about. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Whoa. Oh no, I know. How do we get out of it? Oh, nice.

That's sick. I've seen a bunch of videos where people do this shit. Oh, my God. That's some parkour shit right there. Let's go. Is that really him or a son actor? I can't, I couldn't tell. Oh, that's him.

That's really him doing those stunts. Holy shit, that was impressive. Good job, buddy. I've never met a tailor before, but I know you ain't one. Uh-huh. Come with me. If you want to live. What do you see?

Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on. I see a young man with potential for a young man who is loyal. Mm-hmm. You can do as he's asked, and who wants to do something good with his life. Did you see the film trading places? Oh, I love that movie. It's been years. How about Nikita?

No, I am not. Pretty woman? Yes. My point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path, but you needn't stay on it. If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.

Oh, like my fair lady. I love it. You can make something of yourself, recreate yourself. Only in this case, I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman. Taylor. A Kingsman agent.

Like a spy. Have sorts. Interested? I think I've got anything to lose. Nope. Oh, hell yeah Secret entrance Let's freaking go

Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence with a greater good And so began A rather venture Independent International Intelligence Agency

Operating at the highest level of discretion Cool Above the politics and bureaucracy That undermine the integrity of government runs by organizations Nice, we're like the Avengers

The Kingsman agents Are the new knights Love it Damn Oh my God. And then it was a bullet train. Yeah. I think it is.

Yeah. That's fun as hell. Holy shit. Damn, that is going extremely far. Whoa. Awesome. I bet you only took them like an hour to get there. Bullet trains, man.

Do you even think it took that long? I mean, that did look pretty far, but... Maybe it only took 30 minutes, I don't know. I feel like it was even quicker than that. Bullet trains are pretty great. Oh, Jesus. They are well-funded. Well supplied.

Scuba, that's huge. Your father had the same look on his face. As did I. I'd be down for an origin story of Harry. They ever want to make that film. Late again, son. Late again. Ah.

Okay. Got all the recruits here. You are about to embark on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world. One of you and only one of you will become the next Lanselon. Only one. Okay. Which one do you think it's going to be? Yeah, right? It's funny because we were just talking about posh, silver spoon, and that's all the rest of them.

You will each collect a body back. You will write your name on that bag. This represents your acknowledgement of the risks that you're about to face, is your agreement to strict confidentiality, which, incidentally, if you break, will result in you and your next of Ken being in that bag. Oh, shit. Call me Roxy.

My juject? I'm digby. You can already fill the social class divide right here. Eggie, are you Oxford or Cambridge? Yes, they're. No, no, them. Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station? Wow, really?

No, but if I added, I've given you an extra op in a secret source? The last time I checked, the planet was still fucked. Hence my epiphon. Money won't solve this. Love this slow pull-out shot. It's great. Yeah, they're really taking their time on that shot, for sure. So I spent the last two years trying to find a real solution, and I found it.

Is that where Mark Hamill's character comes in? You really want to make the world a better place. I suggest you open your fucking ears because I'm about to tell the team. Oh, it's the battle time. I'm still listening. Oh, they at the White House? It looks like it. Ah, okay.

Jesus. This politics works. Oh, what in the, oh my God, this is a test. This is the freaking test right here. This is wacky-do wild cuckoo bananas right here. They're doing some serious juicing up in here. Yeah, we are.

They should have done more working out before the film started. I would be effed right here. I do not do well with holding my breath underwater. He definitely didn't take a big enough breath. Maybe the door will open. Maybe you got to do something where you guys work together, right? I don't know. God, you're going to lose your air with that.

What do you do here? Break the glass? How? Ow? Oh, okay. Nice call, Tara. Get her done. Look at Tara.

Tara, if I get into a situation like that, I know who to call. Should have known that all along, Andrew. Yeah, right. Tara, what do I do? For those of you who are still confused, you can get a breathing tube around a U-bend of a toilet, you have an unlimited air supply. Simple physics worth remembering.

Love that. That's cool. Well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror. Probably seen enough of them. Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces. Because as far as I'm concerned, every single one of you has failed. Uh, the most important thing. Teamwork?

Teamwork. Oh, shit. Okay, people do die, dude. Yeah, exactly. She's really freaking dead? So much for a scare tactic, dude. I have a question about anthropogenic force. Really?

Well, it's actually quite fascinating. Said the word force to him. Oh, oh, oh. You kidnapped you and why they let you go. I have no idea. Oh, my God's to say it, but it was... Oh, my God's sake, I barely touched you. Oh, man, I'm...

Oh, my God, what the shit. Oh, God. Oh, is that a poison, deadly? I don't know. Oh, oh, no. Whoa. The heck. Implant activated.

My colleague died. What he said. This is an organization and they're all over us. Whoever you spoke to you. I told you. I'm in contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad, and Beijing. Hmm. So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret servant.

That's what he took out of all this. We need to speed things up. Bring the product release forward. We're only halfway into production. And speeding it will cost a fortune. Now look like I give a fuck. That's what I didn't do it. Money is no object.

Teamwork. Is paramount here at Kingsman. We're here to a lot. enhance your skills test you to limit push it to the limit you're gonna pick a puppy oh oh so cute oh so cute you will teach it my god and by the time it's fully trainer if anything happens to them i'm leaving yeah why'd you have to say john wick terra it came through oh no nothing will happen what they're gun dogs oldest working breed easy to train i have two doxins at home a pug oh sweet little baby

he thought it was a bulldog in it he thought it was a bulldog what about harry's footage it didn't stream to his home terminal encrypted and uncrackable is he gonna be all right we need to have patience eggie make it through the test make it proud you got this exe oh

puppies I'm not coming last because of you oh my no nobody likes that Oh, my God, sweet boy. Oh, cute puppy. That's a fun transition. Is that the production in Samuel Jackson's?

Yeah. Or Valentin, right? Is this name? Oh, wow. That just shows you the passage of time. just by his facial hair. Oh, God. That would annoy me to know end

if I got woken up like that. Yeah, terrible. That is the cutest pug I've ever seen. So freaking cute. I like legit can't. You have exactly one hour to complete the test. Starting now. Well, we know he's got this. He has a high IQ. Target identified and how about you shot though?

Yeah. Like, people with silver spoons, like look down on everyone else. You don't know all about my grades. Oh, forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated. Fire when ready. Nice, uh-huh, ha, ha, ha. How's that for positive discrimination? That's right.

I really, really appreciate you traveling all this way, your royal highness. And you too, crime and I think this is quite brilliant. Hmm. You are completely crazy. She is shocked over that you are for the whole entire overweger this. You're a valled of folk, it's your job. She's speaking Swedish, Terra. Sorry, you're a royal highness,

but you got a big role to play in getting the Scandinavian region back on track. You have the power to galvanize the people. How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out? Well, I think it's about time that a politician did something that actually made a difference. Oh, jeez. Take her away. This is a hell gal. You come to fonga this.

Uh-huh. Drey. Why not? Ugh. Like a woman with an accent. Don't worry. No harm will come to the princess. Yeah, right.

She can be knocked out. It really doesn't matter. Release the princess. Oh. Release the Kraken. Oh my god. Oh. Whoa.

Whoa. What? Ew! Oh, wilds. Oh, snap, that's cool. Oh, awesome. Oh. At that point, I would want to be taken out.

That's awesome. Would not want to live without both my limbs. Not so bad, right? Only felt a thing. Welcome aboard. Which is all mine. I'd imagine. He got the president of the United States do the same thing.

Do you think that's the same thing he did to Mark Hamill and that's the thing that got him to explode? Probably. Merlin said you wanted to see me? I hope J.B.'s training is going as well as yours. Sit. Good boy. That dog reminds me of the one from Men in Black.

I need to have a private conversation. You're dismissed. Nonsense. Let him observe. Might learn a thing or two. Take a look at this. Oh, yeah, Tara, it is. Yeah.

That's his rank, Harry. Actually, the explosion was caused by an implant in his neck. Here, under the scar. Did my hardware pick up the signal that triggered it? Fortunately, yes. Uh. Unfortunately, the IP address I traced it to is registered to the Valentine Corporation. That's not much of a lead. There's millions of employees worldwide.

Marriage from Valentine is a genius. Ha ha. So I've heard. Did you not see his announcement today? No. We each spend on average $2,000 a year on cell phone and internet users. Hmm. Those days...

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Follow me, yeah? Yeah. Whoa. Let's freaking go. Oh, Roxy. Come on. Please tell me you jumped out. Damn.

Dude, the visuals in this movie. Nice. Roxy, it's now or never. Come on. Jump. Make like a bullet, honey. It does look fun in a terrifying way. Yeah

I think once you make the jump I guess you're somewhat okay But then you got to make sure the parachute Comes out I'm worried one of the shoots Is not gonna open Tara Just because something always goes awry right Yeah

Well we're not about the radar My my you're all very cheerful Did you really think it was going to be that straightforward Any idiot can read a heads up display Uh huh An agent needs to be able to solve problems under pressure Oh he's gonna make him not deploy There's no parachute.

That's what I'm saying. I had a feeling that was coming. Who is it? Which one? What do we do? I told you. Aim for the target. Coming under the radar.

And I hope not to be scraping one of you up. But if I do have to and you're inside the target, please know I'll be very impressed. Oh, Savage. Didn't he say teamwork is the key? Grab the council person to us. Exactly. You just grab somebody next to you.

One of them's going to go off. You're good. My God, is he panicking? What, what do you mean you can't? Oh, what a... Teamwork. Teamwork. Teamwork.

There we go. Make a circle. We put our cords one by one. And we know who's facts that the person on their right grabs them. Nice. Let's go. Great plan. I like this.

Let's freaking co. Good plan, Eiji. You have 30 seconds. Come on now. Me first. Oh shit. Okay, come on, we gotta start popping them. Let's go. My God.

Okay. See you on the ground, boys. Guys. Let's go. Okay. You grab onto each other and you both pull at the same time. Let's go. No matter what happens now, I've got you, all right?

Oh my God. Same time, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. No. But, yeah. Okay. Pull the damn cord. Oh, my God. You all need to be pulling this right now. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Oh, God. And they're going to be inside the target, though.

Oh. Ouch. Another happy landing. Did he break an ankle? Because that's not at harsh. But they are. right inside are they the only ones that did it right yeah you go digby you're all going home you're not in the key you probably do actually have to pull the shoot really late to market you open too soon you're all over the radar all three of you pack your bags go home

oh peace out losers congratulations you set a new record opening at 300 feet that's pretty balsy jesus pretty egzy sorry sir but why the fuck did you choose me is the game a mighty expendable candidate no no no you don't talk to me like that you have a complaint you come hear and you whisper it in my ear. Oh. You need to take that chip off your shoulder. Oh, he had it the whole time. Yeah, he pulled hers.

Okay. Damn. That's good. He's the only one that came with a plan, stuck to the very end. Yeah. And he's continued to show that that is his true colors, right? No, it just continues to show.

Self-sacrificial. Yeah, but he's got a more. He's got a good moral club. Our own compass. Stands up for what's right. Fair. I'm sorry. I seem to have my date smuttled up.

Oh, no, no. I canceled the gala because of you. Oh. Anybody willing to donate that much deserve their own dinner. Oh. Got to admit, I was really intrigued to meet you. There aren't many billionaires. I don't know.

I don't doubt it. Obviously, I had my people look into your affairs, and that's some pretty old money you're from. The art in the window is wild. Hope you're hungry. I'm famished. Good. I need sustenance.

Oh, it's good. There's so many wine glasses on a table. What do you think is in there? Regular food? How do we prove a point? Probably, like, really delicious. Oh, hell yeah, McDonald's! Sold.

I'll have the Big Bank, please. Great joy. Didn't they say, too, that eggs are you served me McDonald's? Uh-huh. Go of great with this 45. In this house, he just said, let's have McDonald's. I may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 shot to a cabin for pudding? I like it.

Love that. You want to donate to my foundation. That McDonald's looks so good. It does. Every bit of research kept pointing to the same thing. The carbon emissions are a red herring and we're past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take. Oh, you know your shit. I'm loving his performance.

As Professor Arnold always said, humankind is the only virus cursed to live with the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality. Mm-hmm. Good line. You know, not a lot of people knew about him. You like spy movies, Mr. DeVille. Nowadays, they're all a little serious for my taste. The old ones.

Marvelous. Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day. The old Bond movies. Oh, man. I was about to say, are you guys going to mention the Bond films? That was my dream job. We should do this someday, Tara. Gentleman spy.

Yeah. I was not the old Bond films are only as good as the villain. Yeah, they both know it. As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac. What a shame we both had to grow up. Yeah. They're speaking in code and subtext. Bon Appetit

This makes you want McDonald's Hey, they did their job Product placement, right? Mm-hmm I have my people get in touch with yours and it's all good And thank you for such a

Happy meal Nice line Well, want me to follow him Nah Put a nanotracker jail In the wine We'll know that every move For the next 24 hour

Oh shit She knew that though Valentine didn't let me out of his sight All I go was this On the way in South Glade Mission Church as a hate group based in Kentucky. FBI, I've been monitoring them for years.

A hate group. Oh, by the way, an ever-growing list of missing persons now includes Scandinavian royalty. All right, the Swedish princess. Just let me out you. Psycho! Uh-huh.

I don't agree. And I am never, ever going to agree. Oh. Good thing. Oh, girl, you're going to have to get that thing in your neck. Yeah, that's what I mean. She's going to have to get that. You're doing everything in our party.

power to find Princess Tildy. You know, governments and security forces worldwide are working together to find a person behind his abductions. As Zee knows exactly where she is. Yeah. Oh, there's Exie's mom. She's signing up. You get one?

Yeah. Oh, don't mess with her. They're going to mess with her. Are they going to steal it? No, that was Exie's friends. Party. Tonight in London. Who is this?

Your target. Your mission is to use your NLP training. The win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope. Ooh, that's fun. I do mean in the biblical sense. Easy. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Does she have the same card, or is her a guy?

Who's a guy? Oh, I love it! Yes! Let's go, fair game. You weren't color contacts? No. Neging. That's hilarious.

Excuse me? Neging. Saying something negative to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value. Hmm. Absurdly basic. Pirolinguistic programming technique. Is it just me or does his champagne taste a little bit funny? It's in a quiet taste, mate.

I think it's just cheap. Girls like, I've never had so much attention. Yeah. Well, she probably actually has. I mean, oh, at one time. I know what you mean. Phone call for you at reception. Be right back.

We'll see you in a bit, yeah? See in a bit. I'll be right back. Sorry to eavesdrop, but you know there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home. Rehipno. Oh, no. Oh, they all got it. It's all in there.

Oh, this is not good for us. Is that actor, the guy who's pouring the wine? Is that the bat, uh, what's his name? Who killed Bruce Wayne's parents in Batman Viggins? Joe Chill? He's definitely a guy who works a lot. Oh, fuck, who. Oh, God, this is not good.

This knife can save your life, huh? That rhyme, Tara. Yeah. What the fuck is Kingsman? And who's Harry Hart? I thought who the fuck knives! Oh, exe. I just killed two of your friends.

give me the same bullshit answer. Fuck you! There's no way. It was a test? Yeah, okay, it dropped down. I would... Wow. In this situation...

I'll tell you whatever you want. I would have hoped for my brown or black pants. Bloody, well done. Ah! Charlie's up next. Want to watch? Yes, we do. Yeah, he's a piece of shit.

Let's fricking go! Is he gonna pee his pain? Yeah Just the king is Arthur Arthur's head of a spy agency It's cool kingsman Get me out of here Thank you Charlie

Much appreciated All right so he's out I like one Roxy And him and all them Are gonna be like I have such I hopes for you Yeah

Oh I thought they don't be there I'm sorry He needs untie me Untire yourself Good luck Sorry dude The one with the silver spoon

Isn't always gonna be The one who succeeds In the end Arthur Percival congratulations Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process. As tradition allows, you now have 24 hours to spend with them.

You should know your father reached this point. From now on, there are no safety nets, understood. Understood? Oh, I see. They were asking them to give away the person who recruited them. Arthur, Michael came with his case, Harry. That's why he was the king of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha. Oh.

Germany won, England, 5. Missed that game. I was breaking up and undercover spiring at the Pentagon. God dang. My first mission. foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher. Jesus. Not everybody would thank you for that one.

Nobody knew. Because nobody knew. Front page news on all these occasions was celebrity nonsense. Because it's the nature of Kingsmen that our achievements remain secret. Ignorance is bliss. It appear in the newspaper only three times. When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies.

And we are, first and foremost... Gentleman. It's me fucked then. Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth. Correct. It's the continent of their character. Yeah, but how? Manas.

Make a first lesson, man. You should have asked me before you took a seat. Second lesson, how to make a proper martini. Yeah, let's freaking go. Shaken, not stirred. God damn it! It's fucking hurt! You're the one who asks for a biometric security system. It should only be operated by someone as responsible and sane as me.

Absolutely. Now this one, for the test at the church. This one just has a short range, a simple switch. which will do. So you're going to teach me out at all proper, like a my fair lady? My fair lady. As Hemingway said, there is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility is being superior to your former self.

I love that. At least one percent better than you were yesterday. First thing every gentleman needs is a good suit, by which I mean a spoke suit. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Kingsman suits are always bulletproof. So let's get you measured. And then whether you get the job or not, he'll have a last. and useful memento of your time at Kingsman.

Love it. I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman is completing his fitting. Fitting room two is available. One does not use fitting room two when one is popping one's cherry. Perhaps I'll show you fitting room three while we wait. Love it. So we're going up or down? Neither.

This is it? Of course not. Pull the hook on your left. Cool. Awesome. Oh, is it a barber? Oh, yes. Oh, very cool.

Damn. This is some John Wicks shit right here. This is what I'm talking about. An Oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing. This additional decorative piece is called brogging. Oh, not broge. Yeah, oh, I love that. Here's you're familiar with, and this is our standard issue pistol.

That umbrella is badass. How do they feel? Yeah, good. Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrats' formal greeting. No. Oh, my God. God. Whoa.

Oh, God. I've had a lot of fun with this. One of our finest examples of chemical engineering. A poison, harmless when ingested. Time, convenient to you. Tara, something tells me this is going to come up later in the movie. Primed. Just guessing.

Lethal. Lethal. It's like a lethal weapon. Interesting. I thought it would just be the amnesia thing. The gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand, but a king'sman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant such the contact behind the ring it delivers 50,000 volts damn wow who who what makes him so special

nothing uh he just took like how he stagged it in the past perfect timing gentlemen's just finished oh mr de vere what when you left my house i was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on and since i'm going to royal ascot and Apparently you need one of these penguin suits. What are you doing here? Gristram and Valentine. This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.

Another coincidence. So am I? Ah. My people will be getting in touch with you very soon. Damn. Ew. Wow. Listen to the vindictiveness in his tone.

I might suggest Locke and co. Uh-huh. Hatters, St. James's. Locks as in smoked fish. As in locked up. Uh-huh. I love locks, by the way. So good.

You and John. I think Roxy does too, no? I mean, I like it too, but I don't think Roxy's as obsessed as John eats it like every day. Oh. Or he said he would if he could. Oh, I didn't know. He did.

I'll have to bring it to him one morning. Is it have a tracker? Must have something. The way that was framed, it feels... Yep, I guess it does. Okay. Love it. Good, good, good. I like it. He stroked his, he got under his skin by stroking his ego and got him to get that smart.

What's his name? J.B. As in James Bond? Hello. Jason. Yes. Hello, Jack Bauer. Yeah, Kiefer Sutherland.

Take it. Okay. Shoot the dog. Oh, my God. No. No. F that. No.

No. No. This weapon is live. the dog. No. Tara, I would shoot up first to make sure

the gun is actually live and then I would not do it after that because I want to see if they're testing me. No. He's got too much

of a moral complex. He can't do it. And a compass. Oh. No. Something tells me Roxy did it. Oh.

Love that. I got a little switcheruny here. Did Roxy kill the dog? At least the girl's got balls. Oh, Roxy, how could you do it? Welcome to Kingsman. Last slot. Wow.

I could not go through with that. Even after all that rigorous training, I really could not. Easy. Oh, God, you've been so worried about him. Well, now at least he can beat up his stepdad. My day's right. Yeah, it's definitely. got the training right he's still there oh no you piece of shit you piece of shit dean please

just don't get involved she's probably at the pub this stops right now let's he had to pub it'd be a great call back if you is all right yeah that's freaking go good call good call tara what's got nick to fucking taxi now yeah can have a word about my mom's black eye you want to have a word with me you get out of that cab i knock you straight back down on your fucking off. Tell your markets to go inside, then I'll get out. Go on, lads. It'll be two hits.

Meeting him, you're meeting the floor. Let's see what you got, eh? Want a bit of me? Oh. What? What are you doing? What are you doing? Is that Harry?

Yeah, I mean, he took it from the house, so they, they're obviously. Okay. Oh. You throw away your biggest opportunity, and then you humiliate me stealing my boss's car you shot a dog just to get a fucking job yes i did yeah tell him is the dog still alive mr pickle here reminds me of that every oh no you shot your dog and had his stuff and i brought him home and continued to care for him for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis what it was a blank i had a feel i told you shoot up remember amelia yeah she didn't drown

oh she works in our tech department in belitt oh it's all been tests Kingsman only condones the risking of a life to save another. My dad saved your life, even though your fuck-up cost is. What have you been getting stuffed here and all? Tom. How'd you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him? Valentine's a laugh saying something of naught. You know what I love about pan and paper?

Nobody can hack into this yet. Ah, that's true. That's the truth. We have total cover all. Like when all your numbers can bingo are crossed out. Oh, is that all the people that he has bend into his will? If I death go well at the church tomorrow. We are good to go.

South Glade Mission Church. Oh, in Kentucky, right? The hate group? I'm so sorry. I'm going to do it. You should be. You just stay right there. I'll saw this mess out when I get back.

Oh, I wish he would have just shot up just to see if there. But I guess he wouldn't have known if there was a blank, but, well, if he, if he would have shot up, they would have seen there's no hole. I think this actor was in the mummy. One of the guys, the mummy killed the first one. charming sermon can you see valentine anywhere so my friend although he is a just god he is justly america is doomed you sure we're out of range we're over a thousand feet away what's wrong what if the calculations are wrong you just have to trust me june wow you can see how repulse is

Congress out of wetlock with my black Jewish boy who works in a major abortion clinic so hail second and have a lovely afternoon mother She's speech righting She's speechless Sarah Are they all gonna explode Whoa Oh shit Whoa.

Oh my God. Okay, when are we going to reload? There's only so... Oh, wow. Oh, there's the reload. There we go. Yeah, baby. Holy shit!

The way this is shot, I can't, I cannot believe this. This is all waters. I know. I am stunned. What a tracking shot. I am stunned. I mean, you got to know where your spots are and where to go. Oh, my.

Oh, my God. Nice. Whoa! Oh, oh, oh, oh. That was probably a hidden cut right there. That was great. Woo. Wow.

Hurry. Hurry, what the heck is going on? Didn't he say blood? Like, makes him... Oh, so they go into a rage thing? Oh. Not yet. Woo!

Yeah, baby. Oh my god, yep, yep, yep, yep. Oh! There we go! Whoa! Let's freaking go! Oh my god! Holy shit!

Oh! Oh my god! Wild! Oh, yes! Yes. Dude, this is Wackadoo. Whoa! This is the juice right here.

Oh! Oh! Wow! Does that get him out of it with that explosion? I think he got him out of it. It snapped him out, no? Maybe not. Whoa.

I think I saw his bone. Oh. Jesus. Nice. Oh my God. That was so freaking cool. He is such a badass. Dude.

This is awesome sauce times 20. All right. That's, come on, Tara. Geez, that's Bravo. 10 out of 10, man. I have no idea how long it took to film that, but I am so appreciative. now oh they ain't going to be hitting on anyone anymore what did you do to me i had no control

it's a neurological wave that triggers the centers of aggression and switches off inhibitive transmitted to your nasty free sim cards i see i guess that's how you get now i'm going to tell you my whole plan and i'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape sounds good to me nah well this ain't that kind of move Oh, shit. What the heck? If he dead? That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head.

It feels good, right? Does not feel good. It feels fucking awful. Send out the countdown clock. This party starts tomorrow. My assumption is because we as a human society are destroying the planet. And he wants to limit the population so we don't destroy the world, right? Arthur. Gonna need another person.

Be there. Sadly, I am. Simple. The Kingsman. Yep. I see a man with the potential. He wants to do something good at his life. Okay. All right.

Suit up. Thanks to Gallowhead's recordings, we have Valentine's confession. The intelligence has been passed on to the relevant authorities. Our work is complete. Doesn't he own all the authorities? It's in 1815 Napoleonic brandy, and we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman. Gallagad was very fond of you. He has a SIM card?

No. Oh, that best. Don't drink that and get the F out of here. Oh, shit. I did not see that going. Yes, they're founder members. What are you doing? What did he steal? He took something.

I want you to join me. Oh, he switched. Yeah, you're right. He switched him. Good call, Tara. To Galaad. Nice call, Tara. Harry says you don't like to break rules off.

Why now? You're very good, Exy. Perhaps I will make you my proposal for Galaad's position. Huh. Can you guess? What this is? You click it, I die. A fool that brandy tasted a bit shit.

Valentine won you over. Yeah. When you get a virus, you get a fever. That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus. Planet Earth works the same way. Global warming is the fever. Yeah, so he wants to wipe out most of mankind. Yeah, it's literally what I said a few minutes ago.

Yeah. If we don't reduce our population ourselves, there's only one of two ways this can go. Huh. Hoth kills the virus or the virus kills the Hoth. Either way. The result is the same? It's almost like Thanos' plan. So Valentine's going to take care of the population problem himself.

Well, if we don't do something, nature will. Sometimes a culling is the only way to ensure that the species survives. It's like a cleanse of earth. All his rich mates, they get to live. And anyone he thinks is worth safe and he's keeping them safe. Right. Whether they agree with him or not. The social class commentary in this film is fascinating.

I am inviting you to be part of it. A new world. F that. It's time to make your decision. Shoot him. Kill him. Can you? I'd rather be with Harry.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a plan then. Oh. Is he about to blow up? No, he took it out. No, it was inside his drink. He's about to blow up. Good call, Tara.

Tara, nice call. Yeah. The problem with us common types is Street smart. We're light-fingered. Kingsman's thought me a lot, but slight of hand. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You die. Oh, fuck. He took himself out in the end. That was brilliant. Oh, he had something in his ear? Is he going to cut it out of him? Well, he's going to do something. Yeah, la la la la la.

Don't sh. Oh, us, or maybe. Okay. Okay, we saw it. Is that Samuel Jackson calling? It's probably saying it's out. Oh, it's the countdown. Safe zone or fly to.

And it gives you a coordinates too. After this phone's receiving update texts about getting to safety. We don't have a lot of time. What are you going to do? Question is what are we going to do? Yeah, we're a team. Yeah. She's in Valentine's pocket and who's not.

We've no choice. We're going to have to deal with this ourselves. We ride at dawn. What the fuck is this? A contrar? Is it a robot? What is it? It's a prototype

personal trans-atmospheric vehicle Oh It was developed as part of Reagan's Star Wars project Ah, cool! We're going to take out one of Valentine's satellites Wasn't that all hoax

The Star Wars product? I can't remember. Which buys us enough time for you to get me into Valentine's mainframe so I could shut it down. Okay. How are they going to land?

How are they going to land? I guess they could say they're with Michael Cainter. right because he worked yeah they already had permission anyway like it seems the implant can admit some kind of counter signal yeah he's unaffected might have waves from a sim card the waves you turn everyone into a psycho killer what he probably didn't tell anyone so it can also superheat their soft tissue at his command uh Valentine selected his chosen for you to get the

countdown warning we had to be sure they didn't blab to the wrong people beforehand Oh, interesting. Roxy, here we go. Cool, shoot, Roxy. That's got her name on it. The higher you go, the more the balloons expand. When you reach the edge of the atmosphere, they'll explode. Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay. You can do this. Okay. Exit. Come on, time is not a friend. Case you don't make it. I love you. You're going to need to blend in.

I'm supposed to be alpha. His invitations in his fool. Yeah, that's what we were just saying. This give his real name, Chester King. What about you? pilot i'm going to stay here is not going to fit me a bespoke suit always fits just be grateful harry had it made for you suit up what the fuck is wrong with you people i just want to remind you that today is a day of celebration oh yeah we mustn't mourn those who give their lives today and their

roles in saving the human race is that cricket what were they just playing i couldn't say Oxford's, no bruges. The hand of dominance, Tara. Here we go. As of you. Terrifying. We're coming up on Valentine's page. Got to go.

Good luck. I would really be shit in my pants at that point. This is November 24-7. Charlie Kilo requesting permission to land. Fuck me. Oh no Chester King I'm sure you've a dearer to Valentine's strict

No weapons policy but if you don't object Of course do you have any luggage Just him Congratulations Mikecroft You just graduated from my pilot To my valet You cheeky And he's got charm

And quick wit Damn Try to blend in Would sir care for a drink Martini? Yep Not vodka obviously Lemon I started for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of the moon.

So specific. Oh, my God. I love it. Are you going to order your drink that way the next time? That's just straight up gin. That's all it is. But I'm like, you hope he puts a lemon twist in it. Approaching your altitude limit.

Those balloons won't last much longer. Oh, God, I would hate this. Whoa. Very cool. That is amazing. You got this, girl. You got to get it before you. start dropping though come on now how'd you get online i couldn't oh well it's a close network you see

i've got a fix on the satellite do you have the correct time i think i'm still on my last time so oh yeah yeah let's see now nice nice very smooth okay okay they are just so quick no god oh god it's not locked now oh good isn't i look yeah okay Oh, this piece of shit. Oh, I hate this asshole. Charlie, is that his name? The other balloon is going to fall.

Yeah, you've got it. You got this rocks. Come on now. Valentine's, I've called a fucking spy. If they're young valet. Woo! Yeah. Nice.

Nice. Yeah, we saw him doing those moves earlier in the movie when he escaped his apartment. Okay, you fin out of two minute warning. I'm not a wheel ride. All right, let's do this. Oh, no. But when does it go out because of the satellite? Come on now.

Oh. Damn. And he doesn't have any action. Well, he's got his, the tech year. Whoa. Nice moves, Exie. There we go. There we go.

There we go. There we go. Get it, get it, get it. He's such a badass. Okay. Oh, God. The worst. Damn.

There's two more. Very cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, this missile is taking a minute, but yeah. Yeah, but at least it's going to stop the SIM card in the satellite. I know, but she's got to get. further enough down and they have to get out on this plane. I think as long as

it hits the satellite, they're good. Whoa. Hell yeah, dude. Nice. Nice. Come on. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Hey, that takes a minute. Hoorah.

Good job, rocks. We've lost one of our satellites. Where are there? Oh, God. Okay, we got to get back on this freaking plane, dude. Oh, no, no, there's no way I can have past that. Yeah, there's another one. They have to have a backup. Oh, Christ.

Yeah. There we go. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Yeah. Nice shot. Okay. Okay.

Okay, okay. Yeah, but he's got another, yeah. He's going to buy a metric security. You can have to get in there and make sure his hand never touches that desk. This is mine. There's going to be multiple options. Let's freaking go.

Are you going to give him the tiny cricket? Multiple rounds. Or is it the little cricket? Oh, yeah. He's got to take the umbrella, right, Tara? He should take multiple. Yes. Oh, we saw Harry using that.

Remember at the pub? Mm-hmm. Just bring these two closer together. But that's not yours. I got a little hiccup on this thing, and I need a picture. Uh-huh. My satellite just went down, but it's right next to one of yours. How long before you make that happen?

Rich people problems. When their satellites go down, they call the other rich person to get it closer in space. Jesus Christ. Exit. Yeah. Sometimes using someone else's satellite. It's going to reconnect the chain. It's going to take no time at all.

Okay, well, if we run fast enough. It's at 20%. Oh, gosh. You've really got to run, Aigsy. Run, Aigsy, run. Uh, that's a lot of guys. Where's Roxy? I would just roll over him.

Oh, no, they're going in. Oh, they're going in after him. Oh. Oh, so cool. Awesome. The shotgun yet, baby. Woo! Let's freaking.

go hell yeah hell to the yeah as the coolest umbrella in movie history get rid of them whoo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho oh boy okay how the heck do we get out of this is the princess behind that door or which door is she behind we don't know oh are they going to shoot the plane Oh, looks lost. Oh, yeah. I really, what are we gonna do here? Oh, no. Remember those implants?

You said we're of no use to us. Any chance you can turn them on? Oh, and then they'll just go after each other, because we don't have those. I can't stop this. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, shit, that's what happened to Mark Hamill. Whoa!

They make it fireworks. That's great. Oh, I love the music. Great design. Holy. You just lost all your political clout. Oh, the president of the United States? Oh, my God.

Whoa. I would guess the Swedish Prime Minister. is a part of this too because he's got the implant as well. You only had select few, right? Yeah. I love the visual design like you said too.

Whoa! You make a deal with the devil? Live by the sword. Merlin, you're a fucking genius. Oh. Oh, it is the princess. I was just saying that as a joke. Can't get me out.

She's so freaking hot. If you get me out right now, I give you more than just a kiss. Yes, well. Let's go. Oh sh-knikis. How do we? Well, he's got to what, chop off his hand and then stop it, right?

Oh, God. Oh, God, Tara. Oh, yeah, she would have probably killed our own baby, which is effed up. Sorry, love. If you save the world, we can do them in the asshole. Oh! Go save the soul! The world now!

That is incentive. I love it. That line is hilarious. Oh, my God. Oh, is that the same pub? Looks like it. The pub we saw at the beginning, right? Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Mm. Oh, okay. For the moment, for the moment he did it. Oh, we're totally.

Oh, ho. Nice. Watch those legs. Our feet. Ooh. Nice. Nice. He should cut off our legs.

Oh, no, no. Back up! Ugh. Okay, you got to parkour up that window, buddy. Ugh, good swing, though. Here's Mommy. Oh, God, oh, God. Dude, she is so scary.

Woo! Oh, that looks like that. like Dean right there the stepdad whoa dude how do you do that wild break dance baby oh great stunts all right eggsie you really got to go quickly now oh oh god oh god does he have the the knife on his foot or shoe right can he use that tara hopefully we haven't seen him use that Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. He's probably going to use it right now. If he gets there, like, in the stomach or something.

I don't know. Here it is, Tara. In the vagina? Oh, okay. In the face. No. Oh, God, he missed. You missed.

Did he? No, no, you cannot miss. Did he miss? I feel like he got her, no? Oh, I hope so. Oh, okay, good. Oh, it's poisonous. All right.

Now we got to get up to. to Valentine. She got a taste of her own medicine. Bye, girl. Bye. It's like poetry. It rhymes. It's irony.

Holy shit. He's got to cut off his hand, right? I would cut off his arm. Yeah! Whoa! Oh, he doesn't like blood, remember? Oh, I did not want that. He hates blood that much.

Now it's his own. Ooh, he's going to go further into him, too. Well done, Egey, well done. Roxy, I'm still into you, but there's a princess I have to go to attend to right now. Oh, my God. It's like you said to Harry. Not that kind of movie. This ain't that kind of movie, bro.

Ha, ha, ha. I love when this film is so self-aware. Oh, yeah. Got to get her in the mood. Some moat. There's no need for champagne. We've got laws in the plane. You've got no idea.

Did you save the world? And now you're going to save my world. Yes, I am. Yeah, I was like, don't figure it out. Govna. Govna. Oh my God. Hey, girl.

Hey. Hey, you deserve after everything you've been through this film. Take off the glasses. Oh, my guys, leaving the glasses on hold. Boonda! Oh, my word. Ha. That was awesome.

Oh yeah, we're going to see him die. Yeah. Mugsy's back. You finally come to have that word with me, have you, son? Yeah, time for your come-up and sit, dickhead. Well, you're going to run away again and pretend you're going a court dress like that. I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Saville Row comes with a lot of perk. Ha ha ha, including a house.

Sit down, you. Manas maketh man. Leave him alone, Dean. Exit go. Please just go, babe. Lock the door, just like Harry did. Let's go. As a good friend once said, manners, make a matter.

Are these guys like, can we leave? E.T.S.G. Whoa! Nice. This might be one of my favorite mid-credit scenes. Or are we going to fight? That was perfect. Perfect mid-credit scene.

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Ring the bell! Also, thanks for helping edit down these highlights. Love that. Yeah. The RagePod on my YouTube channel, I cover reality. Should we just get, let's just go into the questions because we do have quite a few, and then I think that will inform our review.

Sure. So our first one is from Jaden Rhodes. I remember watching the trailer over 10 years ago now. I'm being really excited, but when I actually sat down to watch a movie, was left disappointed. If my memory serves me right, the trailer was kind of played like James Bond

and Mission Impossible type of movie, but I feel like the movie took the, movie Kickass and tried to make it a spy movie instead of a comic book movie. But it's a wildly loved movie and I'm a minority, but I think the sequel is a better one. But I'm curious if y'all agree or disagree with my take. I can understand where you're coming from. I think Tara and I were talking about it. Like there are shades of James Bond and certain other spy-esque films.

But I can see where you're talking about from Kickass, this rebellious type of guy who's, you know, he's a little in over his head. and he's never done this kind of thing before, and he's entering, he's kind of like the fish out of water, right? And he's entering a world to which he at first does not understand, and then he becomes part of it, and he becomes, you know, like the Luke Skywalker, he becomes, like, one, and he's really good. So I love those kinds of stories, but I haven't seen the trailers, so I don't know.

I can't comment on that, but I do understand what you're saying, because I have definitely seen movies where I'm like, I really did not like the trailers. It didn't sell me on that. And then I watched the movie. I was like, wow, that underperformed or that undersold what the movie was trying to do. But I like the movie so much more. And I wish the trailer would have shown me something that was a little bit different.

For instance, I think Galaxy Quest did a terrible job at marketing. I think that is one of my favorites. It's probably my favorite Star Trek film. I know it's not an actual Star Trek film, but you get what I'm trying to say. I love that movie. It's brilliant. I wasn't particularly sold on Blades of Glory. from the trailers and the marketing.

I think this is one of my favorite comedies. So I can understand, though, where you're coming from when it comes to marketing and trailers. So those can definitely make and break a movie. It's why they spend so much money on it. But I think it infused all the things you're talking about and also it was its own thing. But what about you,

so I didn't know that it was based of a comic book, a 2012 comic book called The Secret Service. So I was a little confused when you first said made a spy movie instead of a comic book movie. I was not expecting that. my assumption is that a large part of the audience also had no idea that it was based off of a comic book. I don't foresee that being very large, but I'm also, I'm not in the common book world. I definitely didn't leave disappointed. I really, really am part of the other one who wildly love

the movie. The shots in this, especially the one takes with the choreography and the fights and how long that probably had to take. I mean, even just that one fight scene within the church, if they got it done under three days I would like clap very for a long time it's just what they did is is quite the feat so I give them a lot of credit and yeah we can agree to disagree

from JC thank you so much for being a royal reject and for asking us a question we appreciate his movie suffers from a serious if depressingly predictable lack of complex female characters if you were going to gender bend any of the male

characters into women, which would you choose, and who would you cast? So I would do... So the other films, by the way, the other Matthew Vaughn films just off the top of my head really quickly, Tara. He's talking about X-Men First Class. He's

talking about this one. He's talking about kick-ass. I have not... I don't think I've seen any other Matthew Vaughn's films. So... I would do Cape Blanchet. in in in in what's his nuts at the very end not as uh uh as the princess no no no no we're we're we're trying to gender bend so we're picking oh oh oh male characters who would be female okay planchette would be the guy who lasted at the end who's in the plane i just forget his name oh mark strong i would have merlin her as him okay and um and then i think uh uh

Oh, maybe as Michael Cain, I would probably pick another good villain as a woman. I need time to think on that one. I got one for her. Go ahead. The one who's married to Taylor Hackford. What's her name? God dang it. I'm just going to look up Taylor Hackford because I know she's married.

He's married to like a prominent British. What's her name? God damn it. Taylor Hackford here. Her name is, I think it's Elizabeth. something, but let's see. Helen Mirren. Yeah, she's great.

I could see Helen Mirren playing that might. I still thought Michael Kane was amazing. And I wasn't really even thinking about there's not enough. It just was not in the back of my mind. I was enjoying the film so much. I was being so entertained as Russell Crow would say in Cladiator. But if I were to recast, I would guess Helen Mirren would be the Michael Kane. I do like your choice of Kate Blanchett in the Mark Strong role.

That's a good one. But, yeah, let us know some of your other choices down the below. All right. I'm going to go to Pavel Kachmarik. Love from Poland, as always. It's cold here and it sucks. Now with the question, I love this movie and to me, the biggest surprise was Colin Furze. He used to be either a calm, lovable presence like in Bridget Down's Starry or very serious uptight Brit like the King's speech. But here he proved himself to be quite capable action movie star. Are there any other actors that you remember that surprised you in that way? Maybe there's some actors who, in your opinion, could surprise us in their action movie capabilities. I've heard an example with. I'd love to see Paul Rudd working an action role, a rule that's not comic relief like AntMan. Okay. Great question, Paul. First of all, I just want to comment on Colin Firth's performance. I do have an answer to the question, by the way.

I think his calm elegance infused with the lethal precision was such a delight to watch. I was like, wow, what a performance. I also think his relationship with Exe was just the emotional heart of the film as well, gave the film so much added. depth and complexity and the mentorship that he provided him, especially in light of the fact that Exe's father saved his life and he felt that he owed a great debt to him. And then also, too, that Colin Firth's character of Harry was a man that believed that we should not be, you know, just because of where you come from in social class does not preside to the fact of where you end up in life. It's nothing to it. It's the content of your character and the drive you have as a person.

And I love that. That's so cool. You can recreate yourself at any which point. It does not matter where you come from or where you were born with a silver spoon. It's nothing to do with that. In fact, I think people who are born with a silver spoon,

if anything, they come from a place of more of a place of, not negativity, but more of a place from just having a disadvantage, is what I wanted to say, because you are hand-fed and given everything. You don't have to work as hard for everything. It doesn't mean that people who are given a silver spoon, don't work hard. I'm sure there are plenty out there, but people who have, who don't have anything, they have to say they have no choice but to work hard. They're really going to do it

or they're not. So I appreciated that. That was a great message. Now to answer the actual question of the film, I would say my choice is going to be not the best actor ever, but my personal favorite actor is going to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, a film that shocked me. I'm going to go with twins. I knew he was funny because he always infuses his humor into films, but that was a straight up comedy with some action elements of course a little bit here and there but he is freaking hysterical in that movie and then there's some other comedies he's in but i love his humor and i love that he was able to really placate to the fact that um he's very versatile he can do other things besides just straight up action even though he's the greatest action star of all time so

i would just throw that one out there terror are any for you um i would just say the the movie it was called kate it was on netflix it had mary elizabeth winsted in it and I was surprised at how well she did in that movie. I thought it was a really great movie and go back to someone who suggested that or who just stated that there's not enough female ladies in this movie that

just go watch Kate on Netflix. It's good. I enjoyed it. All right. Nick at night, love that name. Thank you for being a royal reject and for asking a question we appreciate it. Hey, Andrew and Tara. Something at night. What would you say was your favorite spy movie trope

in this movie? Thanks for all your hard rejects. Um, favorite spy movie trope. I don't know. The gadgets, the gadgets were really sick and the visuals. Those were really cool. Um, I guess, is mentorship a spy movie trope? I don't know, right?

But, uh, saving the world at the end of the day, uh, I don't know if giving it to the princess at the end there was, is a spy movie trope, but I definitely like that one. That was fun to do. I would say probably the gadgets. I thought that was a lot of fun. The visuals, the cinematography. There, there's so many different things. I really also loved Tager, I'm probably mispronouncing it's me,

but I love the actor who played Eggsy. He was so good. I love how charismatic he was. Also, how hardened he was by the events that happened to him with his father at the beginning. Really added a, I already used the word, but I'm going to use it again. I added a level of depth to the film and performance, just his complexity, his moral compass when he was not able to shoot the dog. We know that it was just all a test and all that, but still, there were just so many times. where he really showed his humanity and his gravitas and I really really thought this was a star-making

performance. I have not really seen any of his other films, to be quite honest, besides this one. So I would definitely like to see more after this. I'm assuming we're going to watch the Second Kingsman very soon. After the Kingsman series, I would definitely like to see some of his other work. But what about you, any spy movie tricks? Yeah, I would just say that honestly, you know, the choreography and the fights in this are obviously phenomenal, especially because they have a lot of woners. And I would just say that vengeance was served at the end, and that's always going to be my favorite. Dan, V-900, it's the best Bond film that isn't a Bond film.

I feel like the Craig films, by and large, lack the fun that Kingsman had. And I hope that we get back for the Bond franchise with learning from Kingsman. The Freebird sequence is iconic and answers the question, can Colin Firth be an action hero? Yes, he can. It's much better than the comic it is based on how,

based on just like how Matthew Vaughn adapted kickass Samuel Jackson decided to do the list on his own which was not in the script and he said he always wanted to be a villain and a Bond movie the whole cast was great what was your favorite part of the movie that I would say Colin Firth

and the relationship as I mentioned earlier between him and Eggsy I gotta also agree with you on Samuel Jackson we talked about it right as it was starting with the list that easily could have been like an annoying thing but it wasn't it was actually a standout I really enjoyed it it actually separated him

from a lot of other villains that we see it gave him a characteristic trait and I thought like just his his backstory and his we always talk about Greg always mentions this too like what's the why and you understand where his character is coming from and why he's doing he wants to

in his sick and twisted mind the perspective you have from us the audience why is this character doing this he wants to in his mind save the planet, right? And how is he going to do that? He's going to wipe out a good portion of the population. I mean, he's not going to snap his fingers like Thanos, but he's going to use the SIM card to do it. And by doing this, you know, in his mind, he's God. And he's going to save the planet that way. But also, too, he was just very unpredictable. And he was also very funny at times as well. And I liked a lot of his quirks and quips. And I thought it was a

phenomenal performance as per usual from Samuel Jackson. But was there a favorite part of the movie you had? I mean, the free bird sequence, obviously, I've already brought that up multiple times. I mean, it's just that, that to me is very iconic. I would assume that this movie was nominated, and if not, I'm just going to assume it was nominated for that scene. Like, if anyone sees that, uh, that's just, that's amazing work. And I, I really, really loved it. I can't imagine. We'll really top that. There's some movies in certain action sequences that do do long runners and they're also really, really great. There's a stylistic choice that they were making in this movie that I hadn't seen before

that is done in that one or shot, which I think is great. I can't imagine how long it took them to fill that scene. Jay Rushden, what kind of dog would you get for the final exam? Doxon. I've been, we have two doxins right now, so I love them. There's so many other dogs that I love to and I've owned over the years. Toy poodle and German Shepherds and many other dogs as well But I do like Rottweilers as well

Well well I think I do like a red healer or a blue healer I grew up with them Cattle dogs are pretty good they can be vicious and they're very smart Let's read this last trivia because it answers our question The church fight scene this is from J. Dell Took seven days to shoot was filmed as one long fake continuous shot Combining real choreography hidden cuts and camera tricks to make Colin Firth look like a one-take action machine.

Yes. Makes total sense. There was only like two that I called out when I was watching it. I was like, oh, that's a hidden cut. And like I said, if it was filmed under three days, I would have clapped for a long time. So I'm not surprised it was seven days. There is a lot of choreography in that. And it was really effing seamless.

I got to tell you, seven days is still impressive for that sequence. I in the back of my mind I was thinking like maybe two or three weeks so oh huh I'd probably wouldn't have gone there I think a week is like All that choreography and you have to hit your spots and your markers and like

The specific style that they were going for I'm glad they got it done seven days I've been on set before and just Like I've been on set where literally something that showed up on film For 13 seconds Took two days to film So like a sequence like this

That was like three or four minutes long. That's why in the back of my mind, I'm like, I wouldn't be shocked if two or three weeks, but I'm glad they got it in seven days. That means everyone was working hard and got their shit done. So I loved hearing that. There was some, again, this movie was incredible. I really enjoyed it. It was a lot of fun.

Had some good themes, some really deep themes, some social themes as well, talking about social class and all that. Also talking about how the powerful elite, how they benefit off. and how they view us the peasants. So there was some interesting, complex themes that were going. I was so immersed by the film. And I'm excited to see what happens in the next movie. But, yeah, I really dug this film. Any final thoughts there?

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