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Three, two, one.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Holy crap.
I don't remember.
any of that what the hell
I'm freaking out right now
we just got done watching
Game of Thrones episode 7 and 8
of season 4 I'm losing my
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I will throw it over to Andrew just to give a few quick thoughts right now about what we just watch.
Yeah, I'm kind of speechless.
That was incredible, that fight sequence, but also was like always, the show just really keeps you on your toes.
I was not expecting that.
I really liked O'Baron.
I liked his, I love how confident he was in that fight.
I also loved the choreography, but, oh, man, I did not want that to happen to that character.
I wanted him to get justice.
And also now, Tyrion is my favorite character.
I don't know what's going to happen.
My mind is, like, blown.
Oh, but also, too, with some of the other stuff that happened in the previous episode with Lady Arrynch, that woman was crazy.
So I'm glad Baylish, as weird as it was when he was kissing her.
but I'm glad he at least came to her defense.
But that was a wild, another wild thing that happened.
The last two endings of these episodes,
and then also including the previous episode
with Tyrion's speech about not going to die for Joffrey's death,
there's been some wild endings.
And then you got the wildlings and the cannibal people invading territory there.
And there's been a lot happening in these episodes.
So really good episodes, a lot of drama happening, a lot of action.
Loved every second of it.
The most heartbreaking thing for me, besides what just happened, of course, with Oberyn,
not only because of the implications of what just happened to him, but also with Tyrion,
was Jora and DeNaris?
That whole thing was really sad.
Just, once again, I understand where DeNaris is coming from.
I understand why she should feel the need to never trust him again, but also, too,
now looking at it from the other perspective, I think also, too, that everything Jora has done from,
the point of saving her with the poison gives him a little leeway as well to have earned her trust,
but I can understand why she feels so enraged to send him off at that point.
And I think that's also why she didn't kill him in that moment,
just because of all the incredible advice he's given up to that point,
all the sacrifice he's given up as well, all the times he saved her.
So I think that's why she gave him some leeway there.
but it was still, I love that relationship that they have.
I love their dynamic.
All their interactions are so good.
So it was really heartbreaking.
See, I got more thoughts.
We'll get into the questions.
But what about you?
Yeah.
So I thought that these were a really good two episodes.
Number one, the fact that we're seeing now Little Finger in like a better light,
but solely because he's protecting Sonsa Stark.
And the fact that I felt a little bit of relief when Lysa went down and started flying,
it just says something
because I'm like, that whole thing
is weird and awkward,
especially with her and her son.
And I'm so glad that Sonsa
protected him. I was really scared
that their stories weren't going to line up.
And that monologue from her
was one of the best performances
I've seen from her
throughout all of these episodes.
I think she did such a wonderful job.
And now there is such a weird vibe
that I did not see coming.
between Sonsa and Littlefinger, and now they have a plan,
but also Sonsa's like, I owe my life to you,
and she has been through hell.
She's been through hell and back.
When I really think about it,
that her being in the arms,
I don't know if she's going to end up there,
but the look that they just gave at the end,
I'm a little confused,
but the last of her worries is being in the arms
of someone who's obsessed with her.
So I'm kind of like,
It's freaking weird.
I don't know where that's going to go.
But it's a very intriguing story, especially with Robin still being in the picture.
I think wow, oh, wow on the practical effects and the probably mix with CG with the fight at the end.
Like, I'm blown away at that.
Obrin had such an ego, and he felt so short.
of himself. And then when you see him fighting in the beginning, you're like, he's absolutely
going to win. And I am crushed at the fact that he doesn't. And now I'm like, what? And now what is
that actually mean for Tyrion? And how are they going to do that? Like, I am, I'm freaking out
a little bit about that. I think that sucks. I think these are two really exciting episodes.
and I think what is really good writing
is the fact that Jora convinces
DeNaris to let him go
to go tell Dario
that he's the one that convinced her to change his mind
and yet within a day
he is being let go
and she's like don't you dare to ever come near me again
and it's sad but
I just thought that I thought there might be something that would change because I don't know
that he's been sending the letters recently.
We don't know.
We only know up to the fact that she had when she was pregnant.
I'm like, that was a while ago, right?
She's conquered a lot since then.
And I don't know, that was a while ago.
But I understand why she sent him away.
I just find it really, really sad.
And I'm mostly very intrigued.
Well, obviously, I don't know what happens to Tyrion.
I'm like, what the hell are they going to do?
And you know what?
It's so tragic is that the second that the mountain took the eyeballs out, they go to Circe.
And at first she looked depressed and sad.
And now she's happy.
And it's so odd how quickly Lord Tywin stands up and goes,
all right, it's done.
We're sending you to death for his son.
It's tragic.
It's so sad.
It's literally, it's the worst.
And you get more into the backstory, too, of Tyrion.
When you hear from Oberyn, when he said that I did meet you once when you were a baby,
and Circe was, like, tormenting you as a child and blaming you for your mother dying when you were coming out of the womb,
It's just terrible how he's been treated from the very beginning.
And then also, too, you hear Tyrion, it was just one of my favorite interactions that he's had with Jamie as well, where he's just saying,
it doesn't matter like what you have done or what Circe has done.
Like, you guys literally slept with each other.
You lost a hand and you are still father, like, you're the golden son.
And no matter what I have done, like, he stood up and fought in that in that battle where he kept Stannis away.
He's done so much good for his father and for the name of the Lannisters.
he doesn't and he's being charged with something he didn't do it's like it's it's wild the contrast
between the children how tyrian is is treated versus the other two i agree yeah and also you know
the relationship between aria and the hound grows as they're traveling and what we leave on is i'm like
holy shit they're at the veil does that mean she gets to see sansa um and now i don't know if the
hound is going to go well screw this because now he doesn't get to make a trade he's not going to get
paid and now I'm like please don't leave um but I'm I'm intrigued to see that and I like I mean they
have a friendship now yeah you know what we've gotten so close to so many times where the
starks have gotten so close to reuniting and it's like no yeah I hope it happens I don't know I know I don't
know and like um let's see what else I already talking about sants how she yeah oh right and how Theon
gets to he's a Bolton now not Theon I'm sorry Baylon uh no Bruce what's his
freaking name. Roos is the dad. Yeah. Ramsey Ramsey. Yes, the psych, the psyche. The psycho
Ramsey is now not Ramsey's no, but Ramsey Bolton. Yeah, no, that was wild. I mean, you give a lot
of credit to Theon or rather Rick right now in the moment, but I it was crazy too when he had to
while he was accomplishing this mission,
you could see like there was a piece or a part of him
where he looked and was acting like the old Theon
in the moment.
And then like when he was being confronted
and saying like you're not the oh, whoever you are,
like Rik was coming back.
So I think that actor did such a great job
of really shifting characteristics
of two different people literally.
Almost felt like schizophrenia to me
like watching like two different characters like that.
So that was an incredible performance in that specific scene.
but yeah having him having ramsie like get the title of being an actual bolton wild uh another wild turn
yeah it's crazy because of how mean he is he's just the freaking worst right and he's like yeah i'll let
them go and then he kills them all of course oh yeah like that's just typical and then but i am
really really glad that you greet let gilly go when she saw gilly with the baby and i know that that was
like the beginning sort of of the episode seven,
but like I would die if,
if Tarley didn't get to see her and the kid again.
Like that would just be so sad.
And I think overall,
these have been some of the best two episodes
that we have watched.
I have found it so fun.
I think all of Game of Thrones is,
Bravo, Bravo, Bob Roe.
But these are amazing.
and I had so much fun.
So do you have any last thoughts before we,
I know we got to get out of here?
I think we,
do we not have questions or not?
Oh, let's get your needs.
And there were, by the way,
just letting you know
there are two more episodes in season four.
Okay, got it.
I just looked that up.
Jaden Rhodes,
how's y'all with the mountain
and the Viper fight?
I think it's one of the best one
and wanted to fight
in the entire series.
When I first watched it,
I remember loving it,
but also being disappointed
that the Pager's character
wasn't going to be around anymore.
Jaden, I have the exact same thoughts.
I was like,
like the entire choreography of the fight and also like the implications and what it means,
not only because for Tyrion just being safe after, you know, Oberyn wins the fight,
but also like what it means for, I like dramatic action, what it means for the fight in terms
of Oberyn's doing this for his sister, right?
He's getting his revenge.
And also because of that, that's why he was about to win, but he needed to hear those words
that you did this and who was responsible for, who gave you that order.
If he hadn't done that, he literally would have finished the job and he'd still be alive.
So I'm sad because I like this character a lot.
And also, I don't know what this means for Tyrion.
I don't know if now Jamie and Braun need to somehow help him escape.
I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm really sad about Pedro Pascal's character.
I loved Oberyn a lot.
But the actual fight itself, one of the best one-on-one fights we've seen on the show,
no question about it.
And the way it ended, literally bone-chilling.
Yeah. And also Lucy Peralta says, did you see it coming in episode seven where Darya was eventually going to seduce Danny, but she's saying little fingers behind the whole scheme at the very first episode. I know we didn't. Because when he said that when he was at the veil, we were like, we didn't see that coming. She's saying, got to have admirers patience. I agree with her. But she says from episode eight, how devastated do you feel? Oberyn was so close to defeating the mountain and getting a confession, which,
you kind of just spoke to. Yeah, I just said that. Yeah. And we, yes, we totally get it.
I think it is very, very sad. I am, I was shocked. Like, I was like, I don't, it's wild that I don't
remember that. And I am very with you and how sad it's going to be that we don't see him anymore.
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Chase Lee is saying a lot of you guys are talking RIP Pedro and he's saying in the words of Ramsey
Bolton, if you think that was a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Which real reject reactor would most likely be your champion in a tribal combat?
Who would you go?
You know what?
I mean, obviously Greg is the natural choice because he's in such good shape.
But it would either be Greg or John.
And the reason I would also put John because we did that boxing thing when we were at the video.
So strong.
I was like, where did that come from, John?
Do you have like unwanted rage that we don't know about that?
Of course he does.
Yeah.
It's buried.
It's buried down.
Yeah.
It doesn't know how to eat.
Yes.
It'd be one of those two, but it would definitely not be me.
I am the most pacifist person that you know.
I like those answers.
Also, Jay Rushden says, what's the purpose of the moon door?
This was a bad safety issue.
It's to watch people fly, Jay.
We want to see.
God.
I would not have that in my castle.
I agree with you, Jay, but yeah, if you want to see people fly, it's a good idea, right?
You know what I would do?
If it was my castle, Jay, I would have it where if you wear a bracelet, a necklace, an anklet, and you get within one foot of the door, the door automatically closes.
So meaning if you have that on you, a safety, it closes.
You can't go down, okay?
It's not a bad idea.
But if you don't got it, you're going flying.
That way, we still can use it.
Yeah, you're protected either way.
To send people to go fly by, bye.
Yeah.
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So we're having a party?
We're having a movie marathon party.
Oh, my God.
And our patrons are bringing stuff.
Our royals are bringing movies that we have to watch?
Yeah, it's the best, everyone knows this.
It's the best month for movies in all of cinema.
So everyone's bringing their favorite January release movie.
All right.
So who's first?
I mean, let's open up the front door.
Let's see who from the Reject Nations rise.
Dawson.
Dawson's here.
Dawson brought a copy of 1989's, the January.
Man. Perfect movie to kick off a January film festival. I didn't even know this movie existed
until this, but Dawson insists it's misunderstood every 12 minutes of the movie staring into
your soul, plotting how to bury the doubters alive in a pile of VHS copies of the January
man. Wow. Wow. Well, a perfect one to follow man is with Kalima, Karma, Payne, Messiah,
who's bringing the bye-bye man.
And whispering its title like a curse throughout the night, then spiking the drinks.
So everyone hallucinates their own personal bye-bye, choking on invisible hands.
Dude, I always wanted to see the bye-bye, man.
And speaking of movies, I've always wanted to see Tabitha Godoy, continuing our underworld marathon with underworld blood wars.
Bring in lore charts nobody asked for, but everyone requires and using them to, you know, select.
who gets bitten first in her, like, tie-in, you know, vampire werewolf game.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, Anthony Crotty just showed up, and they're bringing the turning.
And they're refusing to explain the ending because neither did the movie.
But they're leaving cryptic notes about how he'd twist your spine to match the plot's ambiguity.
Mm-hmm.
I love an ambiguous plot.
And speaking of, Jessica S is here with the film.
One Missed Call.
setting everyone's phone ring tones immediately after to the, you know,
main suite of the movie score and then blasting calls with looped audio screams,
Wilhelm screams, in fact, of, you know, tortured, forgotten, you know, movie viewers.
That sounds like a great party that we're having.
Tara Sands!
Here we're bringing Mithrigan.
Oh, that's right.
And she's keeping it simple.
She's performing the dance in the hallway.
Oh, good.
Except she has a chainsaw prop that accidentally
wraps up.
Swinging too close to the
next for comfort. Oh, I'll get you a job
at a haunt. Dropkick Reaper.
Coming up next.
Love to see it.
Drop kick Reaper. I'm so excited
for the movie that you brought.
And I will find your
names. We brought everyone
on a page here.
And then the format got fucked up.
All right. No, we're back.
We're so... Maybe scroll
up. There we go. All right. All right.
We're good.
Where's their movie?
So bad.
Drop-kick Reaper.
I remember this in the theaters.
Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters,
uh,
loudly cheering every single witch punch throughout the movie.
The practical,
what was the name,
Edward Troll?
Uh,
yes,
excellent.
And,
uh,
and then we're just drop kicking a stuff dummy fill with red syrup or
something like that.
And,
uh,
you know,
that'll be like a vampire pinia,
a vampiata.
Wow,
wow.
we should pick up the pace with what they're bringing handsome ransom this year and they're bringing a movie called the forest
these claiming the trees really spoke to him commanding him to you know there's stragglers into the woods for a you know a permanent communion with the roots
hell yeah tavia shields up next with cloverfield dang what a choice shaking the couch every time the camera does every time the camera shakes to give us that 4 dx experience
and then, you know, collapsing the furniture, you know, slowly over time to simulate, you know, the destruction of the movie.
That's disruptive.
Janice, B, C, P-H-T, they've brought the devil inside.
And they're bringing charts with them to prove it was medically irresponsible.
Then they're dosing the snacks with paralytics to exercise the unwilling through.
induced
seizures.
This is a torture party.
Amazing.
I've always wanted
an exorcism.
It's a torture party.
Now it is.
Our parties always get
really dark.
Oh my God.
Hey, don't worry though.
We're about to lighten things up
because Christopher LaPlant is here
with my favorite underworld movie.
Rise of the Likens.
Good one.
Fully in vampire historian mode,
reciting the various rituals
featured in the film
and treaties between the wolves
and the vamps.
while preparing a blood punch.
Oh, it's sick.
Suspiciously thick and metal tasting.
Ooh, I love the sound of that.
Alan Smithy, writer of the movie 43.
They're swearing it's, you know, actually a satire of the marathon itself.
The marathon we're having, that is.
And then projecting everyone's deepest shames onto the screen harvested from hacked devices.
Hell yeah.
Oh, my God, dude.
All right, Ron Beak.
The third is up next.
Hell yeah, Ron Beak, bringing the Baykeeper.
A movie I saw just recently bringing actual honey to the screening,
but it's fermented with venom.
And then adrenaline, momentum, venom, turning, you know,
the sweet treat into a slow burning throat closer.
Sweet.
Like Jason Statham.
Lovaire Hawkins, they're bringing to follow up the beekeeper,
perfect follow up.
You got served.
And they're starting, like, you know, dance, battles.
offs during the credits.
Plus four. But the floor,
it's rigged with, you know,
pressure plates that
zap losers into
convulsing heaps. Damn, how did you
sneak those in? Either way.
Hey, Jason Salinas.
Paul Blar Malcop, a
veritable classic. You know,
Jason's calling this essential
cinema. It is. To every person who will listen.
Then barricades the exits
and, you know, becomes
his own little mall cop. Petrieve.
us with a cattle prod to make sure we keep watching the movie.
I believe this all really happens.
Diane Victoria,
they're bringing the unborn and shouting from the high rooftops
that it has the greatest tagline ever.
It wants to be born.
So good.
Agree, agree.
I'm really like you dialed it back the darkness that this party was turning into.
Let's see what Fly Pan Am has.
Oh, get ready for some Chloe Grace Moretz, I think,
because the fifth wave is coming up next.
You know, nothing screams a January movie
like a generic teen dystopian.
Love it.
Apocalypse joint, you know, except
Fly Pan Am is actually going to release
a swarm of live locusts into the living room for, you know,
more immersion.
That sounds like what the fifth wave is probably about
from the trailer I remember in that trailer being an image
of Chloe Grace from rats. Morgan Cobb.
No.
They're bringing Bride Wars. I think,
coys in this movie and they're loudly rooting for chaos over romance then they're shattering champagne
flutes and using the shards to crown the most chaotic guests wow that is violent this is a great party
we love to see it and hey hey the fun doesn't stop there because elissa goodwin is here with the right
that should be positive absolutely treating every exorcism seen like its own private ted talk
And then using what is learned from those TED Talk exorcism scenes to try it out live on everyone at the party or whoever volunteers anyway.
You know, speak in some tongues.
You might get exercised.
Sick sauce.
Heather Petrula.
They're bringing the boy.
And that is a movie with, you know, it has that girl from walking dead.
It's, you know, they're side-eyeing every doll in the room.
Heather is, you know.
And then animating them, you know, with his.
strings to strangle the air out of
skeptics or some shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but don't worry. It's okay
because, look, Mace Blair is coming.
Shit, what she bringing? Mace Blair, Rod.
He, she, they, it, whatever we got with Mace.
Mace is bringing true cinema in the form
of Nicholas Cage's season of the witch.
That's a movie. Yeah, man. Defending Cage
and his medieval passion while also heating
poker's in the fireplace for witch trial and terror.
a lot of exorcism and interrogation
happening at this party. It's a very aggressive
It's a very horror-centric party, like
all good January movies. Boing 84
bringing the horror with
Kangaroo Jack
insisting that it is a horror
crime thriller and then
boinging a spring-loaded
trap that snaps
jaw shut on
people's fingers.
Ouch, well it's okay
because you know save your fingers
because you're going to need them to put that tooth
under your pillow when Danny Rivera brings
the tooth fairy. Oh, sick sauce.
That's a fun one. Oh, absolutely. And I mean,
Danny's quote in The Rock, unironically.
As we do. Collecting
fairy dust by grinding
down, you know, stolen
dentures. Oh my God. Many of
into a snortable nightmare
powder. Just like the rock.
Ashton Collins
brings alone in the dark and they're
apologizing in advance, but not really
because that's this party.
Then they're plunging the house into a
blackout and whispering coordinates for hidden bear traps.
Oh, speaking of-
of traps, it's time for Cadeja Sims' Cadiha.
It's a trap because we're about to watch Black Hat.
That's right.
You think this is going to be awesome.
Michael Mann, Chris Hemsworth, but then freaking
Cadizum seems just in here asking what the climax is.
And I'm like, I don't know if you let me watch the movie.
you know, maybe then I would understand, you know, this virus being released, unleashed the bricks,
all of our phones and stuff at the party.
Oh my God.
And broadcast screams as ringtones.
Look, it doesn't need to be this disturbing, all right?
Because Shannon Darbone, they're ringing Mordecai.
Oh.
And they're taking Johnny Depp's actual mustache, turning it into a live roast, and then fashioning fake ones
from pubic hair, you know, because that's where we're going.
And then gluing them to faces mid-laugh, because we're going.
We got to change the vibes this party.
Yeah, we do, we do.
We, you know, if you can't take a bath, we can take a swim at the very least because requimd-zim-de has brought night swim with Wyatt Russell.
That's a movie.
It's a movie based on a short film and, you know, Requisimd is going around asking questions about pool maintenance for science.
That's healthy.
And then fashioning and then is chlorinating everyone's drinks, you know, to levels that, you know, are.
pretty dangerous.
Camelia esophagus.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's normal.
Just on the edge, though.
Well, I don't know what happened to the pubs part
because everything's going to go back to dark.
Elaine Dolores, they're bringing Underworld Awakening.
Oh, good.
Dress like it's a goth fashion show.
But the accessories are bone fragments,
strong as jewelry.
Cool.
From prior awakenings.
Okay, all right, all right.
Well, hey, check it out.
Because speaking of prior awakenings,
it's time for a three-quel from Robert Pela.
It's taken three.
Featruding every fence jump and every additional cut in that fence jump,
like its own piece of cinematic poetry.
Then rigging our fences with electricity and, you know,
trying to zap anybody who intends to interrupt the poetry.
That is actually very impressive, and we need that.
Cyrus Sulkah is bringing Serenity, the 2019 movie,
and they're philosophizing about the tuna.
and then dissecting a live fish on the coffee table,
forcing taste of an enlightened entrails.
Cool.
I would like to taste those.
Yeah.
Yeah, what Aaron?
I'll take it.
Oh, Aaron.
Hey, what's so, buddy.
Aaron's here with my bloody Valentine 3D.
Very fun film, demanding that the glasses be worn properly
because we're watching it in 3D,
and it's the red and green ones that hurt your head.
But it's okay,
because we're spiking the lenses with, you know, LSD,
and you're going to start hallucinating during the movie.
I love LSD.
Dylan, Dylan Jagger is bringing joyful noise,
but only watching the choir numbers.
Okay.
Let's leave it at that.
They're good Catholic boys.
Yep.
He's a good Catholic guy.
And who else is a good Catholic?
Jackson Ryan, I assume, is a good Catholic.
And, you know, what is hell but an escape room?
we're watching Escape Room
It's prequel to Escape Room 2
And you know
Jackson's timing everyone's bathroom
Breaks like a puzzle master
And then leaving them clues inside
The bathroom and you know
Gassing you know people out
With knockout fumes
This is healthy and I support it
And Flying Scotsman
4072
They're bringing John's favorite movie of all time
The Grey
Yelling Punch the Wolf
Go movie
And meanwhile, other wolves break in, and Flying Scotsman 4072 unleashes the wolves onto the rest of the party and then punches the wolves afterwards to look like a good guy.
Dude, it's from the director of the rip.
You should watch it.
It's a Broke Cry movie on the channel.
Lauren Cardinal Legion, all right?
We're doing Paul Bettany and we're insisting that the angels are cooler when they're unhinged because, you know, heavenly angels are kind of fuddy dutties.
and then we're also getting tattoos
of the various sigils
on all the sleeping guests at the party.
Holy shit, that's awesome.
Well, Luke Schnurr,
we only got two more pages to go through.
We only got two more pages,
and only two more underworld movies.
Underworld Evolution is what they're bringing.
They're calling it comfort trash.
But comfort, that means,
you know, grinding bones
and a popcorn seasoning for that extra crunch.
That's comforting to me.
you know, especially if you're a werewolf.
But hey, Anthony did not owe it's time to watch gangster squad.
Underrated.
Underrated.
Explaining how it's secretly brilliant.
It is.
What Anthony is doing.
And then, you know, squatting up with, you know, baseball bats.
And, you know, we're going to go and take it to the streets and beat some criminals, I guess.
Because to represent the movie, Adrian is bringing the green hornet.
And you guessed it.
They brought real live hornets here.
and there's a crazy audio wave going on in my headset for some reason right now.
What is?
I have no idea.
What is that?
A few moments later.
Next, we got Whitney Hampson with Elektra freaking choosing violence over here.
Love to see it.
Love to throw some sighs through the shadows until they hit whatever meat is available for you at the party
because you've got the blood lust.
Well, don't get confused, but start us a madness's pick because it's not Hansel and Gretel.
It's Gretel and Hansel.
Manifesting that A-24 chaos, you know.
It's at A-24, I don't know.
There's spiking, you know, it's a Gretel of Hansel or spiking the gingerbread.
Absolutely.
With, you know, Bella Donna.
Oh, good.
For a chaotic descent.
That's right.
Into paralysis.
Woo.
Freak.
Speaking of paralysis, arms, comma, Matthew, arms.
Ah.
brought the film,
Man on a Ledge.
Sam Worthington.
Love man on a ledge,
Sam Worthington.
Jake Sully.
Jake Sully is back
and we're analyzing the physics
of the ledge itself.
Thank God.
We're rigging pulleys.
We're dangling people in the party
who aren't like in the movie
off the edge so that they can,
you know, spend their time
helping us figure out physics.
Oh, shoot.
You know we should figure out
what Rebecca Rowe chose.
The Woman in Black 2, Angel of Death.
That's right.
There's a subtitle because they're questioning why sequels exist in the first place.
And with that of mind, they decided to summon veils of smoke to choke the air with angelic despair.
That's what we like to hear.
But don't despair just yet because Kevin Meek is here with the all-important question.
Are we there yet?
Is this marathon over yet?
I guess not.
But only because it's tradition now to watch Are We There Yet every January with the patrons.
And tradition means road tripping with.
spiked tires
Mad Max style.
Are Ice Cube Mad Max?
Oh, John.
You're a good man.
Ice Cube Mad Max.
Zen science.
They brought Keanu Reeves' replicas.
And they're meditating on whether
Keanu's robot family is perhaps real
due to the fact that the man barely ages.
Are we looking at a replica of
Keanu Reeves himself
and the answer?
Tune in next month.
Oh.
But guess what?
Who's returning right now?
This month is freaking Xander Cage triple X
because that's what Landon Miller chose.
Shit.
We love Vin Diesel cheering ironically, though.
Oh, what?
Not like the rock.
No, but then we'll be sincere.
We'll go back and forth between irony and sincerity.
And then, you know, we'll implant adrenaline, you know, needles into everyone's next.
Wow.
Well, Chase Wagner's here.
They brought Stomp the Yard because they're stomping the yard.
because they're stomping the yard pissed off wondering why we just didn't make this a Valentine's Day party.
That's for February.
Yeah, the end of February.
Valentine's Day is already done.
Yes.
You know, that's how we do it here.
It's the thought that counts.
Hey, Ricardo Martinez, Resident Evil, it's the final chapter.
I might as well start at the end.
We did all the underworlds out of order.
Why not?
Narrating, we're doing this like a sports match.
Shit.
Right.
So Ricardo's narrating all the cool Resident Evil shit.
then is infecting our punch bowl with a virus.
He calls the Martine virus.
Gross.
Well, Juan Longoria is here.
They're bringing the devil's due with the tagline,
it wants to be boring.
Hey, one of the best in the biz.
And oh, look who's here, Cliff Rodriguez with the movie plane.
I vaguely remember this came out,
and now we're seeing it.
It's a master.
I watched it on my,
for Thanksgiving break.
Was it good?
It was a masterpiece
and I'm glad Cliff gets to share
it with everyone in the classroom today.
And Cliff's going to depressurize
the room so that we all know what it's like to crash
in the plane. Good. We made sure to get that in there.
Matt, in the name of the king,
attention siege tale.
It's Jason Statham in that one too.
There's a lot of Jason Statham.
He's immediately apologized to the room.
A lot of Hansel and Gretel.
Because,
Who wants to watch this movie?
A lot of exorcism and vampire shit.
It just sounds like a chore with Lorenzo.
It's okay.
You want to get out of here?
We're watching the commuter.
Thank Christ.
And Lorenzo is also broken down the local train schedules for anyone who's trying to get home afterwards.
But you don't know which tracks he's losing the bolts on.
So good luck to you.
Marco Tunsell's here saying he's bringing the legend of Hercules because he's saying when you watch this movie, it shows you why Brett Ratner should come.
Come back.
Definitely.
Melania.
Melania.
And oh, look, who's that?
It's Riley Peterson.
Oh, my God.
The uninvited with the best tagline ever.
It wants to be invited.
And you were invited to the parties.
There you go.
And Simply Fated is here.
They brought white noise.
Oh.
And they're slowly fading out into the static.
Then amping the volume up to eardrum, shattering levels,
fading minds into the white house.
I've heard there's a surprisingly good sequel to that with Michael Keaton.
Anyway, SESJ 94 is here with Snow Dogs.
Cuba Gooding Jr. refusing to admit it is a terrible film,
even as we sick a sled team on all the critics at the party.
Oh my God.
Well, Chris Wammoth is here.
You know, Chris.
He brought the movie, epic movie, and gave us $500 extra dollars.
Excellent, Chris.
That's what I love so much about that guy.
$500 to stop this marathon now.
Philip J. Smith Jr.'s here with
the Little Things, calling it
Elite Vives
Cinema and also collecting
little things from everybody at the party.
It's actually a good January movie.
Is it? Never seen it.
Marjorie, they brought Leapier.
Hell yeah. Providing instant
director's commentary.
Then they're leaping into
rants that end with
throttling the remote for
emphasis because they feel
unusually passionate about
leap year. Dude, I got to check if it's an actual leap year, because if it is, hell yeah. Also,
hell yeah, to Jen Smith with the wedding ringer, emotionally invested, Jen Smith is and is also
ringing the necks of anybody who detracts from the movie with garter belts. So sexual.
Eric Horstman is here. They brought Daybreakers, which is an actual good vampire movie. And he's
here to say, hey, this is an actual good vampire movie.
And just because it was released in January,
doesn't mean that it should get slack for that.
And perhaps it deserved a sequel.
And everyone nod to their heads and said,
you make good points, Eric Horsman.
Let's play that movie.
Let's go, Spirit.
How we managed to fit 50 movies in to one day is pretty impressive.
So what an Omnibedia bring?
Oh, Omni Media brought one of the best.
He brought Glass.
A movie I know you love.
And he's insisting that this is the prediction of the MCU
downfall and it ties into doomsday and that you know mr glass will return in aventures
dooms thank god puddle ronton s g they brought jason's the mechanic and uh they're enforcing
no skipping explosions and then taking a shot of actual bolt nines when it is an explosion happens
that's right they drink tools you want to know how we get this done is because we have
Tyler Hage at the party with all of his many screens.
And on his screen, we've got Texas Chainsaw 3D.
And Tyler is just belligerently shouting, do your thing, cuz!
No, I love it.
Up until we finally get to that point in the movie,
at which point it's really old and we're tired.
Well, Mikhail Lindens here, and he brought I Frankenstein saying,
hell yeah.
Yelling at everyone saying that if Heath Ledger was in the dark night,
Aaron Eckhart might have made better film choices.
David Gandy
Don't worry
David Gandy brought
Broken City
Purely for the cast
vibes
And you know
And then he's
You know
Breaking people's limbs
To plaster cast them into
You know
Avant art
Well Adelia Chamberlain's
Here
They brought the grudge
The 2020 version
Let's like I carried away
Good
And they're they
She manifested popcorn
But popped it in Greece
Rendered from
grudged cadavers
for that authentic grudge flavor
Grudge 2020 put some respect
dude and speaking of grudges
who's holding grudges the people in den of thieves
which is the movie that Niroj Krishna has chosen
to close out the marathon
and Naraj is calmly explaining
you know why the heist in the movie
almost worked and is trying to recruit people
to recreate it successfully
in real life
oh my God yeah well
Guys, thank you so much for bringing these bangers.
What started off as a fun joke, because it's like, ha, we'll watch January movies, suddenly turn into a miserable, boring experience because that's why most of them suck.
Yeah, except daybreakers.
Except daybreakers and little things.
And, yeah, eye Frankenstein.
Put some love for eye Frankenstein out there.
We'll see you guys.
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