The Reel Rejects - GAME OF THRONES 4x07 & 4x08 REVIEW – THIS DUEL IS ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED! –FIRST TIME WATCHING

Episode Date: February 8, 2026

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Starting point is 00:01:34 any of that what the hell I'm freaking out right now we just got done watching Game of Thrones episode 7 and 8 of season 4 I'm losing my freaking mind thank you to pray for for having edit down these highlights if you listen to us Apple or Spotify please give us a 5 star rating
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Starting point is 00:02:12 So if you join Patreon, you get access to that. So make sure that you do that. I will throw it over to Andrew just to give a few quick thoughts right now about what we just watch. Yeah, I'm kind of speechless. That was incredible, that fight sequence, but also was like always, the show just really keeps you on your toes. I was not expecting that. I really liked O'Baron. I liked his, I love how confident he was in that fight.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I also loved the choreography, but, oh, man, I did not want that to happen to that character. I wanted him to get justice. And also now, Tyrion is my favorite character. I don't know what's going to happen. My mind is, like, blown. Oh, but also, too, with some of the other stuff that happened in the previous episode with Lady Arrynch, that woman was crazy. So I'm glad Baylish, as weird as it was when he was kissing her. but I'm glad he at least came to her defense.
Starting point is 00:03:05 But that was a wild, another wild thing that happened. The last two endings of these episodes, and then also including the previous episode with Tyrion's speech about not going to die for Joffrey's death, there's been some wild endings. And then you got the wildlings and the cannibal people invading territory there. And there's been a lot happening in these episodes. So really good episodes, a lot of drama happening, a lot of action.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Loved every second of it. The most heartbreaking thing for me, besides what just happened, of course, with Oberyn, not only because of the implications of what just happened to him, but also with Tyrion, was Jora and DeNaris? That whole thing was really sad. Just, once again, I understand where DeNaris is coming from. I understand why she should feel the need to never trust him again, but also, too, now looking at it from the other perspective, I think also, too, that everything Jora has done from,
Starting point is 00:04:03 the point of saving her with the poison gives him a little leeway as well to have earned her trust, but I can understand why she feels so enraged to send him off at that point. And I think that's also why she didn't kill him in that moment, just because of all the incredible advice he's given up to that point, all the sacrifice he's given up as well, all the times he saved her. So I think that's why she gave him some leeway there. but it was still, I love that relationship that they have. I love their dynamic.
Starting point is 00:04:35 All their interactions are so good. So it was really heartbreaking. See, I got more thoughts. We'll get into the questions. But what about you? Yeah. So I thought that these were a really good two episodes. Number one, the fact that we're seeing now Little Finger in like a better light,
Starting point is 00:04:50 but solely because he's protecting Sonsa Stark. And the fact that I felt a little bit of relief when Lysa went down and started flying, it just says something because I'm like, that whole thing is weird and awkward, especially with her and her son. And I'm so glad that Sonsa protected him. I was really scared
Starting point is 00:05:13 that their stories weren't going to line up. And that monologue from her was one of the best performances I've seen from her throughout all of these episodes. I think she did such a wonderful job. And now there is such a weird vibe that I did not see coming.
Starting point is 00:05:31 between Sonsa and Littlefinger, and now they have a plan, but also Sonsa's like, I owe my life to you, and she has been through hell. She's been through hell and back. When I really think about it, that her being in the arms, I don't know if she's going to end up there, but the look that they just gave at the end,
Starting point is 00:05:53 I'm a little confused, but the last of her worries is being in the arms of someone who's obsessed with her. So I'm kind of like, It's freaking weird. I don't know where that's going to go. But it's a very intriguing story, especially with Robin still being in the picture. I think wow, oh, wow on the practical effects and the probably mix with CG with the fight at the end.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Like, I'm blown away at that. Obrin had such an ego, and he felt so short. of himself. And then when you see him fighting in the beginning, you're like, he's absolutely going to win. And I am crushed at the fact that he doesn't. And now I'm like, what? And now what is that actually mean for Tyrion? And how are they going to do that? Like, I am, I'm freaking out a little bit about that. I think that sucks. I think these are two really exciting episodes. and I think what is really good writing is the fact that Jora convinces
Starting point is 00:07:03 DeNaris to let him go to go tell Dario that he's the one that convinced her to change his mind and yet within a day he is being let go and she's like don't you dare to ever come near me again and it's sad but I just thought that I thought there might be something that would change because I don't know
Starting point is 00:07:34 that he's been sending the letters recently. We don't know. We only know up to the fact that she had when she was pregnant. I'm like, that was a while ago, right? She's conquered a lot since then. And I don't know, that was a while ago. But I understand why she sent him away. I just find it really, really sad.
Starting point is 00:07:55 And I'm mostly very intrigued. Well, obviously, I don't know what happens to Tyrion. I'm like, what the hell are they going to do? And you know what? It's so tragic is that the second that the mountain took the eyeballs out, they go to Circe. And at first she looked depressed and sad. And now she's happy. And it's so odd how quickly Lord Tywin stands up and goes,
Starting point is 00:08:25 all right, it's done. We're sending you to death for his son. It's tragic. It's so sad. It's literally, it's the worst. And you get more into the backstory, too, of Tyrion. When you hear from Oberyn, when he said that I did meet you once when you were a baby, and Circe was, like, tormenting you as a child and blaming you for your mother dying when you were coming out of the womb,
Starting point is 00:08:54 It's just terrible how he's been treated from the very beginning. And then also, too, you hear Tyrion, it was just one of my favorite interactions that he's had with Jamie as well, where he's just saying, it doesn't matter like what you have done or what Circe has done. Like, you guys literally slept with each other. You lost a hand and you are still father, like, you're the golden son. And no matter what I have done, like, he stood up and fought in that in that battle where he kept Stannis away. He's done so much good for his father and for the name of the Lannisters. he doesn't and he's being charged with something he didn't do it's like it's it's wild the contrast
Starting point is 00:09:28 between the children how tyrian is is treated versus the other two i agree yeah and also you know the relationship between aria and the hound grows as they're traveling and what we leave on is i'm like holy shit they're at the veil does that mean she gets to see sansa um and now i don't know if the hound is going to go well screw this because now he doesn't get to make a trade he's not going to get paid and now I'm like please don't leave um but I'm I'm intrigued to see that and I like I mean they have a friendship now yeah you know what we've gotten so close to so many times where the starks have gotten so close to reuniting and it's like no yeah I hope it happens I don't know I know I don't know and like um let's see what else I already talking about sants how she yeah oh right and how Theon
Starting point is 00:10:21 gets to he's a Bolton now not Theon I'm sorry Baylon uh no Bruce what's his freaking name. Roos is the dad. Yeah. Ramsey Ramsey. Yes, the psych, the psyche. The psycho Ramsey is now not Ramsey's no, but Ramsey Bolton. Yeah, no, that was wild. I mean, you give a lot of credit to Theon or rather Rick right now in the moment, but I it was crazy too when he had to while he was accomplishing this mission, you could see like there was a piece or a part of him where he looked and was acting like the old Theon in the moment.
Starting point is 00:11:00 And then like when he was being confronted and saying like you're not the oh, whoever you are, like Rik was coming back. So I think that actor did such a great job of really shifting characteristics of two different people literally. Almost felt like schizophrenia to me like watching like two different characters like that.
Starting point is 00:11:17 So that was an incredible performance in that specific scene. but yeah having him having ramsie like get the title of being an actual bolton wild uh another wild turn yeah it's crazy because of how mean he is he's just the freaking worst right and he's like yeah i'll let them go and then he kills them all of course oh yeah like that's just typical and then but i am really really glad that you greet let gilly go when she saw gilly with the baby and i know that that was like the beginning sort of of the episode seven, but like I would die if, if Tarley didn't get to see her and the kid again.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Like that would just be so sad. And I think overall, these have been some of the best two episodes that we have watched. I have found it so fun. I think all of Game of Thrones is, Bravo, Bravo, Bob Roe. But these are amazing.
Starting point is 00:12:20 and I had so much fun. So do you have any last thoughts before we, I know we got to get out of here? I think we, do we not have questions or not? Oh, let's get your needs. And there were, by the way, just letting you know
Starting point is 00:12:31 there are two more episodes in season four. Okay, got it. I just looked that up. Jaden Rhodes, how's y'all with the mountain and the Viper fight? I think it's one of the best one and wanted to fight
Starting point is 00:12:40 in the entire series. When I first watched it, I remember loving it, but also being disappointed that the Pager's character wasn't going to be around anymore. Jaden, I have the exact same thoughts. I was like,
Starting point is 00:12:50 like the entire choreography of the fight and also like the implications and what it means, not only because for Tyrion just being safe after, you know, Oberyn wins the fight, but also like what it means for, I like dramatic action, what it means for the fight in terms of Oberyn's doing this for his sister, right? He's getting his revenge. And also because of that, that's why he was about to win, but he needed to hear those words that you did this and who was responsible for, who gave you that order. If he hadn't done that, he literally would have finished the job and he'd still be alive.
Starting point is 00:13:24 So I'm sad because I like this character a lot. And also, I don't know what this means for Tyrion. I don't know if now Jamie and Braun need to somehow help him escape. I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm really sad about Pedro Pascal's character. I loved Oberyn a lot. But the actual fight itself, one of the best one-on-one fights we've seen on the show, no question about it. And the way it ended, literally bone-chilling.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Yeah. And also Lucy Peralta says, did you see it coming in episode seven where Darya was eventually going to seduce Danny, but she's saying little fingers behind the whole scheme at the very first episode. I know we didn't. Because when he said that when he was at the veil, we were like, we didn't see that coming. She's saying, got to have admirers patience. I agree with her. But she says from episode eight, how devastated do you feel? Oberyn was so close to defeating the mountain and getting a confession, which, you kind of just spoke to. Yeah, I just said that. Yeah. And we, yes, we totally get it. I think it is very, very sad. I am, I was shocked. Like, I was like, I don't, it's wild that I don't remember that. And I am very with you and how sad it's going to be that we don't see him anymore. Real quick and real talk. Moving money is something we have to constantly do around here. As much fun as it is here. It's also a business as well. Some. reality that even sometimes I have a hard time contending with. You got to pay people.
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Starting point is 00:16:34 Who would you go? You know what? I mean, obviously Greg is the natural choice because he's in such good shape. But it would either be Greg or John. And the reason I would also put John because we did that boxing thing when we were at the video. So strong. I was like, where did that come from, John? Do you have like unwanted rage that we don't know about that?
Starting point is 00:16:53 Of course he does. Yeah. It's buried. It's buried down. Yeah. It doesn't know how to eat. Yes. It'd be one of those two, but it would definitely not be me.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I am the most pacifist person that you know. I like those answers. Also, Jay Rushden says, what's the purpose of the moon door? This was a bad safety issue. It's to watch people fly, Jay. We want to see. God. I would not have that in my castle.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I agree with you, Jay, but yeah, if you want to see people fly, it's a good idea, right? You know what I would do? If it was my castle, Jay, I would have it where if you wear a bracelet, a necklace, an anklet, and you get within one foot of the door, the door automatically closes. So meaning if you have that on you, a safety, it closes. You can't go down, okay? It's not a bad idea. But if you don't got it, you're going flying. That way, we still can use it.
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Starting point is 00:18:19 So we're having a party? We're having a movie marathon party. Oh, my God. And our patrons are bringing stuff. Our royals are bringing movies that we have to watch? Yeah, it's the best, everyone knows this. It's the best month for movies in all of cinema. So everyone's bringing their favorite January release movie.
Starting point is 00:18:34 All right. So who's first? I mean, let's open up the front door. Let's see who from the Reject Nations rise. Dawson. Dawson's here. Dawson brought a copy of 1989's, the January. Man. Perfect movie to kick off a January film festival. I didn't even know this movie existed
Starting point is 00:18:54 until this, but Dawson insists it's misunderstood every 12 minutes of the movie staring into your soul, plotting how to bury the doubters alive in a pile of VHS copies of the January man. Wow. Wow. Well, a perfect one to follow man is with Kalima, Karma, Payne, Messiah, who's bringing the bye-bye man. And whispering its title like a curse throughout the night, then spiking the drinks. So everyone hallucinates their own personal bye-bye, choking on invisible hands. Dude, I always wanted to see the bye-bye, man. And speaking of movies, I've always wanted to see Tabitha Godoy, continuing our underworld marathon with underworld blood wars.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Bring in lore charts nobody asked for, but everyone requires and using them to, you know, select. who gets bitten first in her, like, tie-in, you know, vampire werewolf game. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, yeah. Well, Anthony Crotty just showed up, and they're bringing the turning. And they're refusing to explain the ending because neither did the movie. But they're leaving cryptic notes about how he'd twist your spine to match the plot's ambiguity. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:20:11 I love an ambiguous plot. And speaking of, Jessica S is here with the film. One Missed Call. setting everyone's phone ring tones immediately after to the, you know, main suite of the movie score and then blasting calls with looped audio screams, Wilhelm screams, in fact, of, you know, tortured, forgotten, you know, movie viewers. That sounds like a great party that we're having. Tara Sands!
Starting point is 00:20:38 Here we're bringing Mithrigan. Oh, that's right. And she's keeping it simple. She's performing the dance in the hallway. Oh, good. Except she has a chainsaw prop that accidentally wraps up. Swinging too close to the
Starting point is 00:20:51 next for comfort. Oh, I'll get you a job at a haunt. Dropkick Reaper. Coming up next. Love to see it. Drop kick Reaper. I'm so excited for the movie that you brought. And I will find your names. We brought everyone
Starting point is 00:21:07 on a page here. And then the format got fucked up. All right. No, we're back. We're so... Maybe scroll up. There we go. All right. All right. We're good. Where's their movie? So bad.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Drop-kick Reaper. I remember this in the theaters. Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, uh, loudly cheering every single witch punch throughout the movie. The practical, what was the name, Edward Troll?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Uh, yes, excellent. And, uh, and then we're just drop kicking a stuff dummy fill with red syrup or something like that. And,
Starting point is 00:21:42 uh, you know, that'll be like a vampire pinia, a vampiata. Wow, wow. we should pick up the pace with what they're bringing handsome ransom this year and they're bringing a movie called the forest these claiming the trees really spoke to him commanding him to you know there's stragglers into the woods for a you know a permanent communion with the roots
Starting point is 00:22:04 hell yeah tavia shields up next with cloverfield dang what a choice shaking the couch every time the camera does every time the camera shakes to give us that 4 dx experience and then, you know, collapsing the furniture, you know, slowly over time to simulate, you know, the destruction of the movie. That's disruptive. Janice, B, C, P-H-T, they've brought the devil inside. And they're bringing charts with them to prove it was medically irresponsible. Then they're dosing the snacks with paralytics to exercise the unwilling through. induced seizures.
Starting point is 00:22:49 This is a torture party. Amazing. I've always wanted an exorcism. It's a torture party. Now it is. Our parties always get really dark.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Oh my God. Hey, don't worry though. We're about to lighten things up because Christopher LaPlant is here with my favorite underworld movie. Rise of the Likens. Good one. Fully in vampire historian mode,
Starting point is 00:23:09 reciting the various rituals featured in the film and treaties between the wolves and the vamps. while preparing a blood punch. Oh, it's sick. Suspiciously thick and metal tasting. Ooh, I love the sound of that.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Alan Smithy, writer of the movie 43. They're swearing it's, you know, actually a satire of the marathon itself. The marathon we're having, that is. And then projecting everyone's deepest shames onto the screen harvested from hacked devices. Hell yeah. Oh, my God, dude. All right, Ron Beak. The third is up next.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Hell yeah, Ron Beak, bringing the Baykeeper. A movie I saw just recently bringing actual honey to the screening, but it's fermented with venom. And then adrenaline, momentum, venom, turning, you know, the sweet treat into a slow burning throat closer. Sweet. Like Jason Statham. Lovaire Hawkins, they're bringing to follow up the beekeeper,
Starting point is 00:24:10 perfect follow up. You got served. And they're starting, like, you know, dance, battles. offs during the credits. Plus four. But the floor, it's rigged with, you know, pressure plates that zap losers into
Starting point is 00:24:25 convulsing heaps. Damn, how did you sneak those in? Either way. Hey, Jason Salinas. Paul Blar Malcop, a veritable classic. You know, Jason's calling this essential cinema. It is. To every person who will listen. Then barricades the exits
Starting point is 00:24:41 and, you know, becomes his own little mall cop. Petrieve. us with a cattle prod to make sure we keep watching the movie. I believe this all really happens. Diane Victoria, they're bringing the unborn and shouting from the high rooftops that it has the greatest tagline ever. It wants to be born.
Starting point is 00:25:03 So good. Agree, agree. I'm really like you dialed it back the darkness that this party was turning into. Let's see what Fly Pan Am has. Oh, get ready for some Chloe Grace Moretz, I think, because the fifth wave is coming up next. You know, nothing screams a January movie like a generic teen dystopian.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Love it. Apocalypse joint, you know, except Fly Pan Am is actually going to release a swarm of live locusts into the living room for, you know, more immersion. That sounds like what the fifth wave is probably about from the trailer I remember in that trailer being an image of Chloe Grace from rats. Morgan Cobb.
Starting point is 00:25:41 No. They're bringing Bride Wars. I think, coys in this movie and they're loudly rooting for chaos over romance then they're shattering champagne flutes and using the shards to crown the most chaotic guests wow that is violent this is a great party we love to see it and hey hey the fun doesn't stop there because elissa goodwin is here with the right that should be positive absolutely treating every exorcism seen like its own private ted talk And then using what is learned from those TED Talk exorcism scenes to try it out live on everyone at the party or whoever volunteers anyway. You know, speak in some tongues.
Starting point is 00:26:23 You might get exercised. Sick sauce. Heather Petrula. They're bringing the boy. And that is a movie with, you know, it has that girl from walking dead. It's, you know, they're side-eyeing every doll in the room. Heather is, you know. And then animating them, you know, with his.
Starting point is 00:26:42 strings to strangle the air out of skeptics or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but don't worry. It's okay because, look, Mace Blair is coming. Shit, what she bringing? Mace Blair, Rod. He, she, they, it, whatever we got with Mace. Mace is bringing true cinema in the form of Nicholas Cage's season of the witch.
Starting point is 00:27:03 That's a movie. Yeah, man. Defending Cage and his medieval passion while also heating poker's in the fireplace for witch trial and terror. a lot of exorcism and interrogation happening at this party. It's a very aggressive It's a very horror-centric party, like all good January movies. Boing 84 bringing the horror with
Starting point is 00:27:22 Kangaroo Jack insisting that it is a horror crime thriller and then boinging a spring-loaded trap that snaps jaw shut on people's fingers. Ouch, well it's okay
Starting point is 00:27:38 because you know save your fingers because you're going to need them to put that tooth under your pillow when Danny Rivera brings the tooth fairy. Oh, sick sauce. That's a fun one. Oh, absolutely. And I mean, Danny's quote in The Rock, unironically. As we do. Collecting fairy dust by grinding
Starting point is 00:27:54 down, you know, stolen dentures. Oh my God. Many of into a snortable nightmare powder. Just like the rock. Ashton Collins brings alone in the dark and they're apologizing in advance, but not really because that's this party.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Then they're plunging the house into a blackout and whispering coordinates for hidden bear traps. Oh, speaking of- of traps, it's time for Cadeja Sims' Cadiha. It's a trap because we're about to watch Black Hat. That's right. You think this is going to be awesome. Michael Mann, Chris Hemsworth, but then freaking
Starting point is 00:28:37 Cadizum seems just in here asking what the climax is. And I'm like, I don't know if you let me watch the movie. you know, maybe then I would understand, you know, this virus being released, unleashed the bricks, all of our phones and stuff at the party. Oh my God. And broadcast screams as ringtones. Look, it doesn't need to be this disturbing, all right? Because Shannon Darbone, they're ringing Mordecai.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Oh. And they're taking Johnny Depp's actual mustache, turning it into a live roast, and then fashioning fake ones from pubic hair, you know, because that's where we're going. And then gluing them to faces mid-laugh, because we're going. We got to change the vibes this party. Yeah, we do, we do. We, you know, if you can't take a bath, we can take a swim at the very least because requimd-zim-de has brought night swim with Wyatt Russell. That's a movie.
Starting point is 00:29:25 It's a movie based on a short film and, you know, Requisimd is going around asking questions about pool maintenance for science. That's healthy. And then fashioning and then is chlorinating everyone's drinks, you know, to levels that, you know, are. pretty dangerous. Camelia esophagus. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's normal. Just on the edge, though. Well, I don't know what happened to the pubs part
Starting point is 00:29:49 because everything's going to go back to dark. Elaine Dolores, they're bringing Underworld Awakening. Oh, good. Dress like it's a goth fashion show. But the accessories are bone fragments, strong as jewelry. Cool. From prior awakenings.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Okay, all right, all right. Well, hey, check it out. Because speaking of prior awakenings, it's time for a three-quel from Robert Pela. It's taken three. Featruding every fence jump and every additional cut in that fence jump, like its own piece of cinematic poetry. Then rigging our fences with electricity and, you know,
Starting point is 00:30:26 trying to zap anybody who intends to interrupt the poetry. That is actually very impressive, and we need that. Cyrus Sulkah is bringing Serenity, the 2019 movie, and they're philosophizing about the tuna. and then dissecting a live fish on the coffee table, forcing taste of an enlightened entrails. Cool. I would like to taste those.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Yeah. Yeah, what Aaron? I'll take it. Oh, Aaron. Hey, what's so, buddy. Aaron's here with my bloody Valentine 3D. Very fun film, demanding that the glasses be worn properly because we're watching it in 3D,
Starting point is 00:31:06 and it's the red and green ones that hurt your head. But it's okay, because we're spiking the lenses with, you know, LSD, and you're going to start hallucinating during the movie. I love LSD. Dylan, Dylan Jagger is bringing joyful noise, but only watching the choir numbers. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Let's leave it at that. They're good Catholic boys. Yep. He's a good Catholic guy. And who else is a good Catholic? Jackson Ryan, I assume, is a good Catholic. And, you know, what is hell but an escape room? we're watching Escape Room
Starting point is 00:31:41 It's prequel to Escape Room 2 And you know Jackson's timing everyone's bathroom Breaks like a puzzle master And then leaving them clues inside The bathroom and you know Gassing you know people out With knockout fumes
Starting point is 00:31:57 This is healthy and I support it And Flying Scotsman 4072 They're bringing John's favorite movie of all time The Grey Yelling Punch the Wolf Go movie And meanwhile, other wolves break in, and Flying Scotsman 4072 unleashes the wolves onto the rest of the party and then punches the wolves afterwards to look like a good guy.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Dude, it's from the director of the rip. You should watch it. It's a Broke Cry movie on the channel. Lauren Cardinal Legion, all right? We're doing Paul Bettany and we're insisting that the angels are cooler when they're unhinged because, you know, heavenly angels are kind of fuddy dutties. and then we're also getting tattoos of the various sigils on all the sleeping guests at the party.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Holy shit, that's awesome. Well, Luke Schnurr, we only got two more pages to go through. We only got two more pages, and only two more underworld movies. Underworld Evolution is what they're bringing. They're calling it comfort trash. But comfort, that means,
Starting point is 00:33:00 you know, grinding bones and a popcorn seasoning for that extra crunch. That's comforting to me. you know, especially if you're a werewolf. But hey, Anthony did not owe it's time to watch gangster squad. Underrated. Underrated. Explaining how it's secretly brilliant.
Starting point is 00:33:14 It is. What Anthony is doing. And then, you know, squatting up with, you know, baseball bats. And, you know, we're going to go and take it to the streets and beat some criminals, I guess. Because to represent the movie, Adrian is bringing the green hornet. And you guessed it. They brought real live hornets here. and there's a crazy audio wave going on in my headset for some reason right now.
Starting point is 00:33:41 What is? I have no idea. What is that? A few moments later. Next, we got Whitney Hampson with Elektra freaking choosing violence over here. Love to see it. Love to throw some sighs through the shadows until they hit whatever meat is available for you at the party because you've got the blood lust.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Well, don't get confused, but start us a madness's pick because it's not Hansel and Gretel. It's Gretel and Hansel. Manifesting that A-24 chaos, you know. It's at A-24, I don't know. There's spiking, you know, it's a Gretel of Hansel or spiking the gingerbread. Absolutely. With, you know, Bella Donna. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:34:26 For a chaotic descent. That's right. Into paralysis. Woo. Freak. Speaking of paralysis, arms, comma, Matthew, arms. Ah. brought the film,
Starting point is 00:34:37 Man on a Ledge. Sam Worthington. Love man on a ledge, Sam Worthington. Jake Sully. Jake Sully is back and we're analyzing the physics of the ledge itself.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Thank God. We're rigging pulleys. We're dangling people in the party who aren't like in the movie off the edge so that they can, you know, spend their time helping us figure out physics. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 00:34:59 You know we should figure out what Rebecca Rowe chose. The Woman in Black 2, Angel of Death. That's right. There's a subtitle because they're questioning why sequels exist in the first place. And with that of mind, they decided to summon veils of smoke to choke the air with angelic despair. That's what we like to hear. But don't despair just yet because Kevin Meek is here with the all-important question.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Are we there yet? Is this marathon over yet? I guess not. But only because it's tradition now to watch Are We There Yet every January with the patrons. And tradition means road tripping with. spiked tires Mad Max style. Are Ice Cube Mad Max?
Starting point is 00:35:40 Oh, John. You're a good man. Ice Cube Mad Max. Zen science. They brought Keanu Reeves' replicas. And they're meditating on whether Keanu's robot family is perhaps real due to the fact that the man barely ages.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Are we looking at a replica of Keanu Reeves himself and the answer? Tune in next month. Oh. But guess what? Who's returning right now? This month is freaking Xander Cage triple X
Starting point is 00:36:12 because that's what Landon Miller chose. Shit. We love Vin Diesel cheering ironically, though. Oh, what? Not like the rock. No, but then we'll be sincere. We'll go back and forth between irony and sincerity. And then, you know, we'll implant adrenaline, you know, needles into everyone's next.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Wow. Well, Chase Wagner's here. They brought Stomp the Yard because they're stomping the yard. because they're stomping the yard pissed off wondering why we just didn't make this a Valentine's Day party. That's for February. Yeah, the end of February. Valentine's Day is already done. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:45 You know, that's how we do it here. It's the thought that counts. Hey, Ricardo Martinez, Resident Evil, it's the final chapter. I might as well start at the end. We did all the underworlds out of order. Why not? Narrating, we're doing this like a sports match. Shit.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Right. So Ricardo's narrating all the cool Resident Evil shit. then is infecting our punch bowl with a virus. He calls the Martine virus. Gross. Well, Juan Longoria is here. They're bringing the devil's due with the tagline, it wants to be boring.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Hey, one of the best in the biz. And oh, look who's here, Cliff Rodriguez with the movie plane. I vaguely remember this came out, and now we're seeing it. It's a master. I watched it on my, for Thanksgiving break. Was it good?
Starting point is 00:37:35 It was a masterpiece and I'm glad Cliff gets to share it with everyone in the classroom today. And Cliff's going to depressurize the room so that we all know what it's like to crash in the plane. Good. We made sure to get that in there. Matt, in the name of the king, attention siege tale.
Starting point is 00:37:52 It's Jason Statham in that one too. There's a lot of Jason Statham. He's immediately apologized to the room. A lot of Hansel and Gretel. Because, Who wants to watch this movie? A lot of exorcism and vampire shit. It just sounds like a chore with Lorenzo.
Starting point is 00:38:08 It's okay. You want to get out of here? We're watching the commuter. Thank Christ. And Lorenzo is also broken down the local train schedules for anyone who's trying to get home afterwards. But you don't know which tracks he's losing the bolts on. So good luck to you. Marco Tunsell's here saying he's bringing the legend of Hercules because he's saying when you watch this movie, it shows you why Brett Ratner should come.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Come back. Definitely. Melania. Melania. And oh, look, who's that? It's Riley Peterson. Oh, my God. The uninvited with the best tagline ever.
Starting point is 00:38:44 It wants to be invited. And you were invited to the parties. There you go. And Simply Fated is here. They brought white noise. Oh. And they're slowly fading out into the static. Then amping the volume up to eardrum, shattering levels,
Starting point is 00:39:01 fading minds into the white house. I've heard there's a surprisingly good sequel to that with Michael Keaton. Anyway, SESJ 94 is here with Snow Dogs. Cuba Gooding Jr. refusing to admit it is a terrible film, even as we sick a sled team on all the critics at the party. Oh my God. Well, Chris Wammoth is here. You know, Chris.
Starting point is 00:39:21 He brought the movie, epic movie, and gave us $500 extra dollars. Excellent, Chris. That's what I love so much about that guy. $500 to stop this marathon now. Philip J. Smith Jr.'s here with the Little Things, calling it Elite Vives Cinema and also collecting
Starting point is 00:39:38 little things from everybody at the party. It's actually a good January movie. Is it? Never seen it. Marjorie, they brought Leapier. Hell yeah. Providing instant director's commentary. Then they're leaping into rants that end with
Starting point is 00:39:54 throttling the remote for emphasis because they feel unusually passionate about leap year. Dude, I got to check if it's an actual leap year, because if it is, hell yeah. Also, hell yeah, to Jen Smith with the wedding ringer, emotionally invested, Jen Smith is and is also ringing the necks of anybody who detracts from the movie with garter belts. So sexual. Eric Horstman is here. They brought Daybreakers, which is an actual good vampire movie. And he's here to say, hey, this is an actual good vampire movie.
Starting point is 00:40:30 And just because it was released in January, doesn't mean that it should get slack for that. And perhaps it deserved a sequel. And everyone nod to their heads and said, you make good points, Eric Horsman. Let's play that movie. Let's go, Spirit. How we managed to fit 50 movies in to one day is pretty impressive.
Starting point is 00:40:46 So what an Omnibedia bring? Oh, Omni Media brought one of the best. He brought Glass. A movie I know you love. And he's insisting that this is the prediction of the MCU downfall and it ties into doomsday and that you know mr glass will return in aventures dooms thank god puddle ronton s g they brought jason's the mechanic and uh they're enforcing no skipping explosions and then taking a shot of actual bolt nines when it is an explosion happens
Starting point is 00:41:21 that's right they drink tools you want to know how we get this done is because we have Tyler Hage at the party with all of his many screens. And on his screen, we've got Texas Chainsaw 3D. And Tyler is just belligerently shouting, do your thing, cuz! No, I love it. Up until we finally get to that point in the movie, at which point it's really old and we're tired. Well, Mikhail Lindens here, and he brought I Frankenstein saying,
Starting point is 00:41:47 hell yeah. Yelling at everyone saying that if Heath Ledger was in the dark night, Aaron Eckhart might have made better film choices. David Gandy Don't worry David Gandy brought Broken City Purely for the cast
Starting point is 00:42:03 vibes And you know And then he's You know Breaking people's limbs To plaster cast them into You know Avant art
Starting point is 00:42:12 Well Adelia Chamberlain's Here They brought the grudge The 2020 version Let's like I carried away Good And they're they She manifested popcorn
Starting point is 00:42:21 But popped it in Greece Rendered from grudged cadavers for that authentic grudge flavor Grudge 2020 put some respect dude and speaking of grudges who's holding grudges the people in den of thieves which is the movie that Niroj Krishna has chosen
Starting point is 00:42:41 to close out the marathon and Naraj is calmly explaining you know why the heist in the movie almost worked and is trying to recruit people to recreate it successfully in real life oh my God yeah well Guys, thank you so much for bringing these bangers.
Starting point is 00:42:59 What started off as a fun joke, because it's like, ha, we'll watch January movies, suddenly turn into a miserable, boring experience because that's why most of them suck. Yeah, except daybreakers. Except daybreakers and little things. And, yeah, eye Frankenstein. Put some love for eye Frankenstein out there. We'll see you guys. Rise of the Likins. How do the most successful women do it?
Starting point is 00:43:32 We ask them on how she does it with Karen Feinerman. You'll get insights from leaders like today's Jenna Bush Hager. There's a lot I say no to, and I think it's a really important word for women to use. Rachel Weber of Paris Hilton's 1111 media. I'm going to be a much better leader. I'm going to bring more creativity if I have other things filling my life. And more. That's how she does it with me, Karen Feinerman, wherever you get your podcast.
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