The Reel Rejects - GREENLAND (2020) IS INTENSE & SURPRISINGLY EMOTIONAL!! MOVIE REVIEW!!

Episode Date: January 4, 2026

GOOD OL' GERRY B TAKES ON THE END OF THE WORLD!! Greenland Full Movie Reaction Watch Along:   / thereelrejects   Gift Someone (Or Yourself) An RR Tee! https://shorturl.at/hekk2 With Gree...nland 2: Migration dropping later this week, Aaron & Johnald head for the hills to give their GREENLAND Full Movie Reaction, Breakdown, Analysis, Commentary & Spoiler Review! Directed by Ric Roman Waugh (Angel Has Fallen, Shot Caller), Greenland stars Gerard Butler (300, Olympus Has Fallen) as John Garrity, an ordinary engineer whose family is suddenly thrust into a global catastrophe when a massive comet begins fragmenting and striking Earth. As governments collapse, communication fails, and society descends into chaos, John, his wife Allison (Morena Baccarin — Deadpool, Firefly), and their young son Nathan must navigate impossible choices just to stay alive. Unlike typical disaster spectacles, Greenland focuses on desperation, moral dilemmas, and the terrifying randomness of survival. John & Aaron break down the film’s most harrowing moments: the initial comet impacts, the shocking twist involving Nathan’s medical condition, the brutal scramble for shelter selection, the collapse of trust among strangers, the terrifying encounters on the road, and the race against time to reach the bunkers in Greenland before extinction-level impact. Follow Aaron On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therealaaronalexander/?hl=en Intense Suspense by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Follow Us On Socials:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/  Tik-Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@reelrejects?lang=en Twitter: https://x.com/reelrejects Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ Music Used In Ad:  Hat the Jazz by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Happy Alley by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! Head Editor: https://www.instagram.com/praperhq/?hl=en Co-Editor: Greg Alba Co-Editor: John Humphrey Music In Video: Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ask Us A QUESTION On CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/thereelrejects Follow TheReelRejects On FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM:  FB:  https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thereelrejects Follow GREG ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thegregalba Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 gang if you're just here for the fun if you're here for the madness that's good too anything and everything is good to us i've spoken too much let's get green let's do this thing oh my god i need a i need a breather i need a second i need a nap before we take that second though if you could leave a like on the video i mean thank you for being here first and foremost appreciate you if you made it through this harrowing journey uh yeah leave a like on the video don't forget to subscribe and ring that bell so that you can be notified when greenland two comes your way i can only assume we're going to check it out and uh goodness thank you for to the folks over a prepper for you know batting down the hatches holding themselves up in the
Starting point is 00:00:51 editing bunker taking nine whole months to chop this together and now that it's safe to open the blast doors. It's here on YouTube for all of you wonderful people. Also, if you're listening to this talk portion on Apple, Spotify, any of the popular podcast services, leave us a little bit of a rating. If you could. David Buckley on the music, interesting. Five stars. I don't know that guy, but I haven't got to know him now. Rick Roman Wa. I got to look this dude out because I know this name. But Aaron, before we hop into some questions from our beautiful Royal Reefs, how are you feeling right now oh feeling like we've come to the end of this particular chapter and the greenland story you don't say i uh i feel like i just got off of like a very
Starting point is 00:01:46 tense roller coaster ride yeah where you didn't know what was going to happen a lot of peaks and hills and valleys took place over the course of the story and you know really well executed I didn't know anything about this movie going in. I knew that it came out in 2020. I looked it up. And it did not disappoint. Granted, I didn't have any expectations, but from those no expectations, it did not disappoint. Even if I was excited about it prior to going in, I think that it would have achieved its goal.
Starting point is 00:02:16 And I would have come out satisfied. And yeah, what a roller coaster, man. What a freaking roller coaster, emotional, tense. um epic anxiety inducing heartbreaking all the all the things i thought it did a great job at executing everything it set out to do
Starting point is 00:02:39 and i'm in disbelief what what happens to do we have to go against the comet's brother yeah what's going on but uh yeah this was a really really good movie yeah man this this is uh this is fascinating because you know this is a big large scale disaster movie which is like a classic high concept genre you know it's a well-worn tradition in hollywood cinema and uh yeah like this was just an example of yeah everybody kind of bringing their a game to something and you know committing
Starting point is 00:03:18 you know i don't know what the science is of this this feels like at least they must have really considered i guess that's kind of the fun part of this is like there is some level of science that you get to sit and wonder about because you're like oh yeah how would you know a comet passing earth affect us especially if it's breaking up and it's raining debris and all these you know increasingly terrible circumstances what would those look like so i could you could feel at least and i have no idea if this is actually the case but you could feel you know a certain amount of like oh research must have gone into this and also just yeah kind of broad look at the different facets of society and how would they all respond in a you know moment of crisis like
Starting point is 00:04:00 this and yeah like it's it's very tangible it's very earnest and it's emotional flavors and yeah like oftentimes with these kinds of movies i feel like the whatever story they tack on to hero man you know can often feel like an afterthought it can often feel like you know some requisite you know replacement or sort of like a like an additive for storytelling that you can tell is like synthetic whereas here uh you know like i that thing you pointed out really stuck with me i was like yeah i like that you have yeah the traditional setup of like oh this guy and he really wants to fix whatever's wrong with his family and he's very uh you know contrite and all that stuff and then you know this huge circumstance brings them back together like you know that's
Starting point is 00:04:52 It's such a well-worn concept for this kind of thing, and yet, yeah, just the way the movie chooses to do its characterization, the way the movie puts you into everyone's perspective, it kind of serves dual roles in a way that I thought was nice because in a lot of cases, a movie like this is literally just kind of a simulation exercise for all of us to go, wow, what would it be like to live through this? And I think this movie does that for sure, but it also, you know, cares a lot, it seemed like, about its character. story. So while, like, the concept there wasn't anything mind-blowing, you know, the commitment, the chemistry between Gerard Butler and Marina Baccarin, the kid who played their son was great. Scott Glenn, great addition, even though he wasn't there for a ton of time, really felt like, you know, a part of their lives. You could feel the history of that. And I think, too, their casting was really nice because, you know, you have a lot of different people who are sort of, it's dental actors, actors, you might not recognize or whatever. And then you also have
Starting point is 00:05:52 have these other parts that are small in terms of screen time, but significant in terms of their impact on the family and their, you know, just vividness amid the rest of the plotting and all that stuff. So, yeah, you have like, almost like a, it almost takes on this like anthological feeling at times where you're like, ooh, this is the weird little David Denman and Hope Davis subplot. And, you know, this is the King Batch subplot or the, you know, the, you know, the, little King Batch vignette story within all of this. And yeah, I thought like all those people, like it was a fun roller
Starting point is 00:06:28 coaster to see who would show up next. So like really nice job with the casting. And everybody who showed up did a great job in their roles. And even though, you know, so many of the people appearing are in smaller parts, everyone was so committed. And like, you know, hats off.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Like, it's cool to see King Batch, obviously, like, getting that leg up and getting to act opposite Gerard Butler and doing such a nice job. And then seeing somebody like David Denman, who you know from a lot of things and who has played a variety of characters but I think most people associate with being more of like an affable every man
Starting point is 00:07:00 guy and here you know like that's a hard character to want to play and to want to sink into and to have compassion for and yeah so like I thought the commitment for the cast was great the direction and the editing had a lot of energy
Starting point is 00:07:14 had a lot of rhythm and yeah I like that they embraced to Gerard Butler's Scottishness instead of trying instead of like it's stuff like that it just feels like they really cared to like embrace the unique it feels like they made art out of something that should just feel like a product yeah you know and it's like not to say that this is like you know something that belongs in the criterion collection or something like that but you know every time every once in a while you see you know
Starting point is 00:07:43 like a classic depiction of a classic type of movie with all the classic tropes in it but with a lot of gusto and with just enough again extra flavor extra detail extra craftsmanship or extra inspiration to elevate it above being so many other movies like this that aren't as good yeah you know like no shade like i feel like i even had fun watching san andreas but like you know movies like that where you're like okay this is you know exactly what this is um you know and the question is will it elevate itself to something that you know you might actually come back to or not i don't know if you know how soon i'm gonna want to watch this again because it's stressful as shit yeah but i thought they did a really nice job with this i was yeah this was i would have i would have had fun anyway but it was really nice to be surprised that this was like solidly adept at being what it wanted to be
Starting point is 00:08:36 and doing it with some style and some panash and also like it's it's heavy it's a little grim it's a little scary it's a lot of things and for that to still have feelings of uplift at times to still be life-affirming at times, to have, I think, the way this depicted, like, the collapse of things
Starting point is 00:08:57 and just the little bright spots of benevolent humanity, like, felt just the right amount of, like, most of these situations are probably going to go horribly wrong, but a couple of them, you know, kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of kind of faith in humanity, and, you know, I think this could have easily gone too bleak,
Starting point is 00:09:15 too dark, this could have gone too silly, this could have done a lot of things, and I thought this had a nice tone, like i thought they they got the tone that they needed to to do everything they were trying to do uh so heck yeah greenland uh let's hop into some oh wow uh some thoughts from the lovely royal rejects over there i'm just making sure that we are uh how caught up we are on here okay so there's just one extra so we can start so let's see all right Adriana Marie, aka. A.D. Thanks for chiming in. A sequel for this movie was announced a couple
Starting point is 00:09:58 months ago. Completely unexpected and it looks really promising. How do you think the story will continue? And what would you like to see addressed or expanded on? I don't know, man. Volcanoes start to crop up down of all the craters. What's the sequel called? It's got to be called Greenland, too. Greenerland. I think there's a subtitle. It's like Greenland Aftermath or something. Oh, sorry. Greenland, two, migration. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:10:29 And it's shorter than the first one. Are we going to have to go to, oh, wow, it's a tight. Oh, the sun's a lot older. It looks like. 135. Oh, my. I was going to say, the end of the world was just the beginning is an excellent tagline. Hope is uncharted territory.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Isn't the same actor playing the kid? I wonder. I don't want to learn too much, but let's see. No, it's not. Oh. No, it's Jojo Rabbit's playing the kid. Oh, really? Yeah, I guess so.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Oh, see you. Damn Nathan Garrity, poor kiddo. I wonder if that kid's still acting or not. From the original, from the original Greenland. But, uh, golly, five years after, I almost don't want to read anything about it. Yeah, I want to hear anything. All right. But, you know, it makes sense that time would have passed.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Uh, yeah. Oh, golly. I guess the best thing I could hope for There's a lot of ways this could go And I feel like the best most interesting thing they could do Is sort of like, okay, we ended on them You know, with the doors open And you know, going back out into the earth to check it out.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Maybe this could be some sort of survival Man versus Nature movie in a slightly different way Where it's sort of like about how are we How is humanity, society, re-coalescing in the wake of this like maybe something a little less shits falling from the sky and more like I don't know the weird post-apocalyptic trials and tribulations of like trying to reestablish humanity yeah no that could be it yeah seen more of how people respond in a post-apocalyptic world after
Starting point is 00:12:14 something that's been so damaging and and treacherous for human I'd like to see an interesting wrinkle in making the wife character pregnant and see like with them trying to get across the country and get across the world with her you know with number two on the way having a baby oh no don't put that out into the world don't do that to us we got to ramp up the stress john and you know how many traumatic birthing scenes have been in movies and tv lately it's the new it's the new it's you remember how every movie for a while had a P-O-V-1er plane crash sequence. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Where they're like, oh, you're in the plane as it's crashing the whole time. That's, they've started doing that for childbirth. Really? It's like, oh, this is a nightmare. This is terrifying. This is body horror. And it's going wrong. I just imagine that's the way you'd up the ante for the situation this stressful.
Starting point is 00:13:11 And then David, Danman comes back and stills the baby. It's so fucking funny. I hope he comes back. I hope somebody from this movie comes back in an impossible fashion. I mean, it doesn't seem like anybody could. Kingbacks didn't actually die. Yeah. He was posthuming and he actually did make it.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Well, we didn't see off screen when somebody brought his body there and then they patched him up and then, yeah, we've been friends for nine months. Yeah, I mean, you know, I could also be amenable to the sci-fi channel version where it's just like every crater has a volcano in it now or some. crazy shit like that but i i have to imagine that this will both uh yeah ask questions about rebuilding society and also probably have something to do with the fact that like i don't know the earth being struck by ice and hot gas so many times it's a rapid succession it's got to create a disarray just in the how all the faculties of nature are working right now
Starting point is 00:14:12 yeah the climate must be crazy uh so i yeah it's one of the things where i'm like i don't have no idea how but i'm glad everyone's back and i'm excited to see what they come up with yeah for sure they must have an idea i don't have to malique i think this was also like a surprise hit but uh but hey john and aaron hey to you thanks for chiming in as far as disaster movies go where would you rank this i grew up watching movies like armageddon deep impact day after tomorrow 2012 and san andreas greenland really surprised me because of how this film portrays how desperate humanity can be in a crisis like this and how high the stakes were for the main character and his family yeah and they also do a good job of selling
Starting point is 00:14:52 the happenstance of things where you're like oh shit the kid dropped his insulin and oh no there's a bunch of crowds at the thing and now they're at the plane and now they're getting separated but actually it was good they got separated because then everybody stormed the field and then the planes blew up and then like there's so much bumper caring of stakes and stuff um god though where to rank this man like they're really good at yeah at portraying this tangibly and and how people might actually respond and this felt relatively grounded whereas like something i remember we watched 2012 yeah 2012 i remember liking a lot more than i thought i would and i was crazy especially for like a nearly three hour movie uh yeah right those that fucking epic yeah um you know i i
Starting point is 00:15:37 maybe i don't know just here in the moment because this is much fresher in my mind i'd say I might put this a little above 2012. 2012 is more of like the role in Emmerich. It's more fun. Like it's scary and sinister, but it's a little more fun than this. So I don't know. Like in terms of like the
Starting point is 00:15:57 realism of the depiction, I would say this over that. For fun I might say that over this. Deep impact I know I saw as like a child but I need to watch that again. Yes. Armageddon is fun but not at the top. I'm trying to remember who's
Starting point is 00:16:13 who's starring armageddon again Bruce Willis Oh yeah That aflick That's right I did react to that one Liv Tyler I think I reacted to all of these
Starting point is 00:16:22 Except for Steve Bouchemy That's right Owen C Wilson Owen C Wilson Back when he was Owen C Wilson Yeah no that was great Armageddon was great
Starting point is 00:16:31 I'd probably go This 2012 Greenland Armageddon deep impact no day after tomorrow deep impact only reason I say deep impact at the bottom
Starting point is 00:16:49 is because I probably need to just rewatch that movie that was a reaction that yeah it could have been circumstances could have been different for me in that one but anyway all of these are some really good ones
Starting point is 00:17:06 yeah yeah it's tough because yeah like this is not a genre I've never really seen a lot movies from and like i used to love volcano i used to love not as much dante's peak but i still went through a big volcano movie phase as a kid so i would throw those in there oh yeah we did react to dante's peak as well that's right dante's peak is pretty sick i mean in this list you've put down here i would say greenland 2012 deep impact and then day after tomorrow and san andreas can kind of grapple it out
Starting point is 00:17:35 like i remember having fun enough with san andreas and i saw day after tomorrow once but i don't have as great of a recollection of them uh but you know poseid adventure towering inferno classics uh goodness i think david tomorrow probably like a last twister twister twister's great shouts out twister um oh man i want to see the sequel i've never seen twisters um but yeah let me see um are we get it i mean Poseid adventure towering inferno are like are classics i would love to go back and revisit earthquake uh i feel like i maybe saw as a kid i know people love The Impossible and it gave us baby Tom Holland. I need to watch The Impossible.
Starting point is 00:18:14 I was going to say, Into the Storm. I remember that coming out a few years ago. And that looked kind of funny. Is book of Eli a disaster movie? That's not how I would describe it, but it is a post-apocalypse movie, I would say. Does one react to that one on the channel?
Starting point is 00:18:30 Oh, you and Andrew, right? Coe and coy, I think. Yeah, it was a trio. So, look out. Goodness. Daylight core yeah there there are a lot of uh of disaster movies i should check out but uh but yeah i mean shark nato hard to beat i like i would love to react to shark nato i haven't seen that such a long time pompey would be fun to watch uh the mist is a monster see why is airplane amongst the disaster movies yeah because it's funny i guess it's kind of a disaster movie in a way it's like
Starting point is 00:19:02 just a very contained one uh and then you know there are also a lot of disaster movies that then start to blend into other genres where it's like, okay, but it's also like a kaiju movie is technically a disaster movie. I love if there's a movie on this list called Asteroid versus Earth. Yeah. That is hilarious. There have got to be a blue million crazy ones. But yeah, leave us your favorite disaster movies.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Any of ones you think we should check out? Seeking a friend for the end of the world is one of my favorites. I would love to see seeking a friend for the end of the world. I remember when that was coming out too. I feel like there's something, there's some end of the world thing that I'm forgetting about now that I really love. but it'll come to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Anyway. Jay Rushton. Question. Do you know there was more panic over Netflix buying Warner Brothers than people with this movie here? Real question. Would you ever visit Greenland? Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Oh, 100%. Especially now. Oh, yeah. I would want to tour the bunkers. Oh, yeah. Take me straight to the bunkers, please. No, I would love to see Greenland. It looks like a beautiful place.
Starting point is 00:20:02 And Iceland and compare. And then call them their opposite names while in both. countries. Yeah. See who has better ice and who has better green. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Both those things. Simultaneously. And yes, I mean, you know, that is how we are as a society. Netflix, uh, way bigger than, you know, some kind of
Starting point is 00:20:19 earth-rending asteroid slash comet situations. Yeah. This is priorities, you know. We have priorities. That's why they saved all the actors first. They could, yeah. Corporate, uh, corporate merging
Starting point is 00:20:33 is a bigger disaster than, you know, asteroids and. That's why. That's why the comment's coming down is for the antitrust laws. It's because we are ignoring all the antitrust laws. God is punishing us for our business practices. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And we deserve it.
Starting point is 00:20:50 We are beyond saving. Captain Fernandez, thank you for chiming in. What's your favorite? Jerry B. performance other than his seminal work in the film 300. Oh, law-biting citizen, easy. Oh, I got to see that. love that one is he like he's like jigsaw in that movie right he's like jail saw he's he's awesome he's in he's in jail and he's like cooking up the system yeah and that movie has one of my uh
Starting point is 00:21:19 most traumatic experiences involving a phone call and if you know you know and i won't elaborate uh oh oh law bathing sadassan oh interesting i like him in that i mean you know obviously uh plain i heard that one was fun yeah i want to see that too i mean he makes drew up other movies but like he seems to have a really good time doing it he always shows up um let's see he's great in how you train dragons i really like him as stoic in all those movies like as both as both a voice performer and on the screen for reels um god i think i saw olympus as fall and i think we reviewed that way way way back and i mean he made a good john mclean in that for sure um i would love to do like a i i Obviously, we don't do double reaction here, but we react to Olympus's Fallen and White House down.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Yeah, see if we like more. I want to see Machine Gun Preacher, which is more of a drama. But, yeah, I would love to see that just to see one of the other sides of him. I also want to see Rock and Rolla because that was like the Guy Ritchie movie that he fronted. I want to see that. I'll see P.S. I love you. Oh, yeah, and he played Beowulf, too. I saw Phantom of the Opera in the theaters, and I haven't seen it since.
Starting point is 00:22:33 I would love to revisit that. I don't know he was a Torn Rader. I would love to watch a Tomb Raider. Oh, I'm going to pick that. I'm a pick that. Shouts out to Jerry B and Tomb Raider because that's where I first, yeah, in the second movie,
Starting point is 00:22:44 that's where I first discovered him. Really? Yeah, because the first one gave us Daniel Craig and then the second movie gave us Jerry B. He's the Phantom and the opera? Yeah, I do. I never knew that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Shouts out to Jerry B and Phantom. I want to see it again. I think it's one of those cases where people were like, ah, this isn't like the perfect choice for what we're doing here, but also I really want to, I chuffed for him in that.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I also want to watch Rain of Fire. I've seen a little bit of that movie. He's Dracula in Dracula 2000? I got to see Dracula 2000. I completely forgot that this was a thing. I think it's like a sci-fi show. I think isn't like, is it Omar Epps or somebody in this movie, too.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I don't know who's in it, but I want it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Johnny Lee Miller is in this movie. Christopher Plummer is in this movie. He played him in C. Omar Epps. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Sean Patrick Thomas, Laughlin Monroe. I know Johnny Johnny Lee Miller He played Sherlock Holmes In a show called Elementary Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:42 Or was he Holmes Yeah Or was he was Holmes I can't remember If it was one of those shows Yeah He's on a season Of Dexter
Starting point is 00:23:50 Is he? Yeah And I completely forgot He was British What was happening Yeah Shouts out to those Jerry B joints though
Starting point is 00:23:57 Leave us your favorite Gerard Butler movie down below What's the most underrated Of his particular genre
Starting point is 00:24:04 I remember seeing a part of PS I love you I also want to see him play leprechauns 1 and 2 in movie 43 which is supposed to be famously dreadful but yeah I got to see Gamer I got to see lawbiting citizen there's a lot of stuff I got to see within a minute but uh love me some Jerry B I tell you what do love the Jerry B but yes thank you
Starting point is 00:24:27 Captain who do we got we also got one from Alan Smithy You probably missed the deadline. Now, you're good. We snuck good at the end. But speaking of earthbound comments, do you know, do you guys know about 3L slash Atlas, 31 Atlas? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Is it an alien ship? Oh, don't. What are you doing to us? What are you doing? Tell us about it. Interstellar comet discovered on the 1st of July 2025 by the asteroid, terrestrial impact last alert system station. follows an unbound
Starting point is 00:25:04 hyperbolic trajectory past the sun. It will not come closer than 1.8 Australia's from Earth. I don't know what A.U. is, but so it poses no threat. You know, it's crazy. The fact that... Alan, you're on comment probation. You're on comment probation, Alan Smithy.
Starting point is 00:25:24 It's kind of wild because we have these... Don't put that in my mind. We have these movies. It's really just by a happenstance. that we haven't been hit by a comet Yes, I know I know and I don't ever like To think about it and then and then sometimes
Starting point is 00:25:40 In my head I'm just like you know what one day Some shit could hit another Some piece of debris Way out in the cosmos could hit another piece of debris And head right for us But I feel like they would like They would get it before that happens If we can predict the weather
Starting point is 00:25:54 We can probably like shoot a missile at a comet Before it hit Earth They just recently did one of those tests where they have They have devices that they're designed to basically send out into the into space that like basically kind of latch onto or they they impact
Starting point is 00:26:09 they like concussive I can't remember what's called they they repel it backwards they'd like hit it with a burst of energy that's supposed to send it backwards or whatever that's smart yeah I like that yeah so asteroid uno reverse yeah
Starting point is 00:26:25 yeah thanks for putting that in my mind though not going to sleep yeah DART mission hits asteroid in ever planetary let's see i like to imagine they just hit the astro with a giant uno card the most proven method involving crashing a fast-moving spacecraft into an asteroid to alter its orbit as shown by the dart mission hitting dimorphos craziness crazy work all right well that's i am i just learned about it and i hope it's not an alien shot i don't know none of this is good for us i hope whatever it is just whizzes on by and leaves us well enough
Starting point is 00:27:01 alone. Adriana Marie AD back again. Thank you for chiming. Since this movie involved saving a certain involved saving certain professions
Starting point is 00:27:13 like engineers, who would be your top five actors man or woman to be saved from extinction and who would be your top five directors to be saved?
Starting point is 00:27:22 Well, Jerry B owns a spot just because of this movie so he's got to be on there. Yeah. Are we saving them because we feel like they're acting experience
Starting point is 00:27:31 would help us in the situation or because we just love that as actors. They're just the best actor. I guess like if they're the best actors, then they will help us in the situation. But then you've got to wonder, do you want an actor who's a very physical actor? Do you want an actor as a very emotional actor? Do you want an actor as a funny actor? I guess you would want a little bit of each genre, right? So we got Jerry B.
Starting point is 00:27:53 We got a guy who we know he's fit and he's fun. So he's good at every man all around guy. Let's see. Who else? I want people who can stand to be. year round like we don't need you know ego maniacs in our crew maybe arnold save arnold because he's big and he's strong he's also seems fun you can have arnold all right fine i don't need arnold there king batch you got to have king bash who would we be without king batch where would we be maybe kate blanchet
Starting point is 00:28:21 sure all right all right all right or um how about angela bassett yeah i like it i don't know Andrew Garfield in there. I want Ethan Hawk. Is that five? I don't know. I don't know if we're counting individually. Oh, we'll just bring every actor we're going. Okay, we'll bring Uma Thurmond as well.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Okay, five actors we're saving. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Gerard Butler, Nicholas Cage. Um, p. Chit-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch. Okay, Blanchet. Why Kay Blanchet?
Starting point is 00:28:59 I don't know, because she's just so damn versatile. she is versatile yeah oh okay now five actors so we can get diverse like plays and movies in this like yeah and get the directors as well okay okay okay okay who plays the ancient or the ancient one oh tilda swinton or kate blanchett that's like a slot you can't have both it's one of them i'm running out of people that's fair and i want this to be i don't know a broad spectrum somehow i don't know it's gonna be one of those questions where i'm gonna think about actors after the fact gonna be mad i didn't say them uh actors to save in the apocalypse let's google that before we nick cage would be good uh yeah nick cage
Starting point is 00:29:39 can do crew oh god okay tonight guerrara oh keanu reeves me we would want the apocalypse i feel like i can't believe we're getting this from google keanu reeves for sure i think he can he can survive um let's see uh chalem may would be chill he'd be cool guy who shot chate chilema oh tim tim tim cham tim tim tim timpocalypse uh little smith can come ron funches all right seems like a really chill guy to be in the apocalypse with yeah he would keep everyone very mellow adam scott adam scott yeah he would get shit done if you get shit done i feel like it would yeah i believe in adam scott we got any more people danie trejo danny trejo for sure he's he's owned a spot in the apollo we need directors too okay um we're bringing in
Starting point is 00:30:36 i'm bringing panos cosmatos can we can we bring the daniels in one slot yes the daniels get their own slot um if you wanted to bring the cohen brothers they would be their own slot or you get to bring the daniels all right the russos all right the duffers okay the wachowski's all this is the best way to get the value I see what you're doing here I see what you're doing here I'm sure I think of another pair of directors I'd fill one slot
Starting point is 00:31:03 Okay this director Rick Roman Maw has done a bunch of stuff With Gerard Butler So this makes more This makes a lot of sense Okay Oh golly I did snitch with the rock
Starting point is 00:31:14 Um okay I'm going yeah I'm going Um Maybe Oh shit Who did I say before Panos I'm going, who'd you say?
Starting point is 00:31:26 Oh, I said, I said the Wachowski's, the Duffer's. Oh, yes. You did all the brothers. Not all the brothers. Some of them are siblings. We're doing all the siblings. That's why I should say. All the pairs. Yeah, because you've got the Wachowski sisters in there. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Yeah, I'm taking Panos Cosmatos. I'm taking Link later. I'm taking Rob Zombie for me. Maybe Julio Torres and, oh, golly, maybe like Lynn Ramsey or something like that, or, uh, or, uh, I got to fill one slot left. I'm going to take Ryan Coogler with me. Okay, Coogler?
Starting point is 00:32:10 Yeah. Yeah, let's see, let's see. Let's get a lady in here, too. A couple, a couple more ladies in here. Oh, Catherine Bigelow, she'd be great. Let's see. Ooh, ooh. I was going to say you could have a Greta Gerwig Apocalypse.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Who's the director that passed, Lynn Sheldon? Oh, Lynn Shelton? Was she a director? She was a director. It's her and her and we're together. Yeah, sure enough. Damn. Sword of trust.
Starting point is 00:32:40 This is so hard. Guys, comment your directors that you would keep. Maybe Marty. I don't know. You got to have Marty. Yeah. Right? You got to preserve him.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Yeah. Marty, Spoburg. Who's another old director? Clint Eastwood. Clint is the old one. He's good. Gip Del Toro. Oh, Guillermo del Toro would have to come.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Yeah. Ah, this is so hard. There's so many directors that are so good. Okay, GDT for sure. Yeah. This is the hardest thing possible. GDT, definitely. Maybe some animation directors.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I don't know. Bring Nick Park along. Why not? Brad Bird. Brad Bird, sure. I don't know any other. animation directors that's fine Miyazaki can come
Starting point is 00:33:25 ooh I can not think of Miyazaki 100% all right old Disney I don't know maybe that who are you bringing who are your actors who are your directors
Starting point is 00:33:36 what do you think about Greenland are you excited for Greenland too leave us all your thoughts you got anything else to tell the people before we hit the road nope stay surviving let's migrate next time stay surviving and and props to movies
Starting point is 00:33:48 that know when and how to use their CG so that even when you can tell it's there it's not a big deal because you get it and it makes like that's how you do it that's that's the movie magic still you're like oh yeah you needed that cool yeah shout out to those movies oh this was crazy this is awesome stay safe out there get to the bunker don't steal anyone's kids for a wristband and we'll catch you for more jerry b as soon as it's here go decompress we'll see you guys the next one out who

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