The Reel Rejects - HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN (2004) MOVIE REVIEW!! First Time Watching!

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Starting point is 00:01:33 I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah. I never rewashed at these movies. You were an idiot at 14, obviously. I remember thinking it was like I wasn't a big fan of it. I loved it. Yeah, I thought that was brilliant. I think it was better than the last one for sure.

Starting point is 00:01:46 Me too. I love the last one. And I think the way that it was shot gave it a lot of energy. Yeah, that was crazy. Handheld, like really makes you just, I don't know, you feel like you're in it. And then when I think the best film, are always made when the camera is always moving and alfonso does a really good job of that all of it is like tracking shots they're all in movement coming back around coming back out i think that

Starting point is 00:02:11 makes films feel really alive and they're very hard to do it takes a lot of rehearsal a lot of planning it's difficult but i always think it's worth it all right ladies and gentlemen we just watch harry potter and the prisoner of askeban looking at the dates i saw someone was 13 um wow damn that was a that was a journey the first time watching for Tara yep and that was great

Starting point is 00:02:37 I love that's a great one man that was a really great one so good holy crap that was awesome what do you think Tara I loved it I loved um how I first was thrown off by the by the handheld camera

Starting point is 00:02:52 and then I once I was in that world and he did a really great job of not only bringing in the coloring and the weather to the environment to match that, everything made you feel like you were like right there in it. And I really think that that just, it gave everything life. And I think, and I've already said this, but when you keep the camera moving, it brings a lot of juice to the project. And I also really, really love how this movie is like a puzzle that is like, wait,

Starting point is 00:03:25 what? And you're just constantly trying to figure it out, especially from, I don't know, maybe about the hour and 30 minute mark through the rest. It's just like, wait, where are we going? Where are we going? And I'm so glad that they didn't kill the bird. I was worried about that. This movie's great. I'm really my most favorite person to see is Emma Thompson. I love her. Her and Kenneth Branagh, obviously somebody's a fan of Shakespeare. I think she did a great job and I loved the camaraderie in this that they got they've obviously done two movies together but it feels like I always bring up the example of alien at the very top of that movie when they're sitting around the table and they're talking to each other it literally feels like a family and it's because

Starting point is 00:04:11 they shot that scene on the very last day because the director said I want it to feel that way And now in this movie, which is very smart, right? You need that to, you need it to feel like they have history. They know each other when they're talking. Like, you get it. And I think that this third installment of the film, actually, we feel that within these characters. That when they're there, it's not like, I don't know. And it's not like it didn't feel fun or like that they were a threesome of friends in the other two.

Starting point is 00:04:47 but this one it felt like the chemistry was really there and they all felt really settled in and it may just be that they've had time together and it could possibly be the direction. I don't know but I really, really loved it. It was a different vibe and at first I was scared and now I'm like, hell yeah, let's go, Alfonso. Yes, I would agree with you on the three leads too

Starting point is 00:05:09 and a lot would have to probably do with the time spent because the first movie it is like they're getting to know each other. And they're also kids and they're, you know, the first huge acting roles and the whole bunch of other parameters I can imagine that can affect. And like, they're all

Starting point is 00:05:29 good, but they're aware they're acting. And then the second one, you're like, oh, they're much stronger this time. They're better, yeah. And this one, it's seamless. They're in it. They know who they are. And I think when it really hit me too was

Starting point is 00:05:45 when they're, the first time, they're just in Hogwarts and they're all like eating candy that are messing with their voices like a moment like that like that candy bit that makes them have animal noises does it factor into a plot development that later on happens no is it thematically in part I would say so because it's about animals and there's a lot of like animal shit in this movie right and about transformation of animals so I think like thematically it makes sense only just realizing that now that's actually true yeah but but besides that that whole scene is this is this camaraderie with them to just really let them feel like kids at school who are dorming together in a way that feels really natural and yeah I think like the entire cast and the the world inhabited like I like that they managed to do a third movie here especially under Alfonso Coron's direction a third movie that doesn't feel like it's doing anything against the last two but it's still doing something completely different in terms of style and even overall aesthetic, overall look.

Starting point is 00:06:51 Like, in a lot of franchises nowadays, even if you get another director. Yeah, it looks the same. It looks the exact same. Like, you watch a bunch of Fast and Furious movies recently. Yeah. And almost all, like, a lot of them are different directors. And a lot of them look very much like the same director made those movies, you know? And this is not the case.

Starting point is 00:07:13 They got a different director. It shows. it's complimentary to the experience. Like, it's a very, this one felt like more tangible. It had a, like, I don't really feel like you spent a lot of as much time in Hogwarts itself, like inside. We're kind of outside a little more. It's a lot more exterior this time. And I think the usage of how to handle exterior was smart because you could tell they really shot this in a lot of actual locations.

Starting point is 00:07:41 And then did some CGI blending and some set building outside, but you really feel the, exterior environment so it does feel like you are out in the middle of somewhere where this castle is mysteriously located in a way that's great the usage of weather was awesome to enhance the palpability of really feeling like you're in it because wet rainy cloudy freezing freezing is a is a mood and I like how that's addictive by like the look works because it complements the new additions in the film you got a werewolf who's affected by full moon so you got the dementors who are these shadows uh that bring ice bring ice that feed off your soul and they make it really cold and they they they

Starting point is 00:08:35 there's something about rain and storms and cloudy weather that does evoke a very specific type of atmosphere and I think this movie does really feed off of that very well like everything was just kind of like synergetically yeah in tune with each other yeah um and Daniel Radcliffe I think just to evolve so much as an actor

Starting point is 00:08:59 there's the one scene where the only time I thought like he's a little off with the acting was the one time he has the crying crying I know yeah me too that was the only time like oh that was the only time but every every other scene though I was like wow way way stronger actor than the last two way stronger and I've of course seen him in other stuff where he is fucking phenomenal as he's got as he's become an adult actor um not an adult actor is becoming an actor as an adult

Starting point is 00:09:28 he he's of course evolved me more so it's it is fun watching like this one project that he's had to sick through and watch him really evolve as an actor to really earn leading man role because I think this is way more it's It's weird because I think the first two movies, while Harry Potter is definitely the main character, I really felt like this is the first one where Daniel Radcliffe really led this film. I don't know how to explain that. Like, I feel like a lot makes up for the, in the other ones with like the world, the supporting cast and all these things. Yeah. But this one I really felt like Harry Potter was the lead. Like the first 20 minutes, you're kind of just with Harry.

Starting point is 00:10:09 Yeah. in a way that's very, it's very engaging. And Daniel Radcliffe is really holding his own there. Yeah, I agree. I think it's because they made this film. It's, you know, the story behind it in a, in a, maybe a sentence would be to me is like Harry finds the, how he gets to the bottom of how his parents died,

Starting point is 00:10:33 knowing that, you know, he wants to seek revenge on his parents' killer. meanwhile finding out that that killer is his godfather like that's like that's wakadoo and it's it takes him on such a journey that it's like when they throw us in this in the very beginning and in the background of so many shots is that wanted poster with serious black in there and he just looks violent and like raging you're like they set it up we're like the audience we're like we hate him go get him we got to kill him this serious black who is he which I love and then that's why I was saying that it is a puzzle piece it's like a jigsaw puzzle that you're trying to solve during this there's so many twists and turns which make this one very very exciting yeah and I like the I like the idea of because Harry starts off very angsty like that teenage years of angsty angry he's fed up with a lot he's in a domestically violent home and he's abused constantly so this just journey in a lot of ways it's him learning how to channel the light within himself because whatever

Starting point is 00:11:43 that expecto patronum spell is that only works off of him being able to channel happiness and light and i like the theme of that is a discipline to be happy it's a discipline to focus on the good it's a discipline to find the light because in darkness can come a lot more natural to a lot of people and and and they don't even really have like a speech about that but that is what he's doing and that is what he evolves into is someone who can be a powerful enough wizard to conjure up the spell strong enough where he could fend off all these dementors literally conquering darkness yeah with all the light within him because he carries the soul of his parents inside of him yeah you know it's really strong stuff actually it is especially when she i think

Starting point is 00:12:32 it was hermione that said only the most powerful wizard could do that yeah And you're like, oh, it's Harry Potter. Yeah, it's got to be Harry Potter. You're like, heck yeah. Dude, like that's just so awesome. You know what I also really loved here is them dropping those little scenes about Hermione and Ron, right? Where she's like, they touch and like, oh. And then she's like, would you like to get closer?

Starting point is 00:13:00 And she meant to look closer. And he's like, what? Like, I just, there's only two moments. They don't show us anything else. They're still just buddies, but we are slowly getting there, which I really love. It's like you don't, we don't have to really acknowledge it, but drop little seeds in there so that we know, we know where we're headed. I mean, there's a long story here. We're dropping, we have to, I assume that the elk or the reindeer, whatever it was will come at maybe another seed that was dropped that will come in in the future.

Starting point is 00:13:32 You know, little stuff like that I really like where it's like we don't need the full. explanation of it but it drops a seat and like the story is to be continued which i like um the music does get a little bit more experimental because it starts off with just like the traditional harry potter type of score yeah but as it progresses it does become more of like a drum type of song there's like an intensity at a chase totally something's closing in um i i think the the score was brilliant here so good and uh oh my god the addition of professor lupin was uh he was so endearing yeah as well and david theueless at a time i see him in something he's just kind of like he has that look that's just like a creepy guy look yeah but you know he's

Starting point is 00:14:21 got to be a good actor yeah to be so freaking likable totally um because yeah this is weirdly felt like like it doesn't lose the magic but it also feels the most human of the other one doesn't it Yeah. There's a lot of just like dialogue and human interaction and human scene. But then there is a lot of the magic. It just doesn't draw. The attention it draws is not as obvious, I think. Here's why I think it feels more human is because in the environment with the

Starting point is 00:14:49 Wizards, stuff is happening in what we assume would happen in a wizard world. And they set that off right at the top, right? He comes into the pub. There's a tea kettle just floating. and it's pouring out drinks to all the students. There's another, something is being mopped up and then magically the chairs are going up. We see magic all around us,

Starting point is 00:15:12 which makes these wizards just go, they're at home, we're at home. They're like us. It settles us into that world rather than like the only time we see magic is when they're like, expel us, whatever they say. No, it's happening in the background of a lot of shots, which makes it just feel, it desensitizes us to that world and them as wizards,

Starting point is 00:15:39 which I think, obviously, makes him feel more human. I think it's more natural. I think that's the thing is it doesn't, it's not, they don't draw attention to it. No. Like you have to kind of look out for it. Yeah, you got, it's in the background, just moving around. There's a lot of these moving, these like slow moving master shots. Agreed.

Starting point is 00:15:56 Where you're not, where you kind of have to, where you might remind yourself like, oh, we haven't cut the camera, actually. And sometimes oneers or long shots will draw attention to the fact that they're doing a long shot. Because long shots are cool, but sometimes they do make you go they're doing a long shot. And there's kind of a lot of that here and sometimes you forget they're doing

Starting point is 00:16:15 it. But there's always something in the environment happening in the background, but it's never like wow, look at that or it feels forced. Not that the other ones did. It just had a different vibe in the other ones. The other ones, it did feel like I was stepping into a world, but

Starting point is 00:16:30 it didn't feel as I don't know that I feel like anything I say sounds like I'm insulting it it just it doesn't it just stronger here I would just say it's a different vibe and I really do think like the camera movement helps

Starting point is 00:16:44 when the camera is always moving I think it always makes a better film makes you feel like you're in it but at the same time Christopher Columbus makes brilliant films that are built to be steady where we cut to right and like he does he does some moving shots but not as much as alfonso

Starting point is 00:17:06 where we're like a lot of it i mean we do use a crane shot where they're on the bridge they're all the way out they push in uh loopin goes on the other side looks outside we're staying on the same shot he comes back they're talking we zoom back out never cut um there's just that that's a choice and it's like i think it makes it feel uh more intimate but i I also make, it makes me feel like the time is going by, maybe a little bit quicker, maybe like real time. Yeah. Yeah, I think the second movie, too, is more spooky. This is more menacing.

Starting point is 00:17:42 Like, this is more, like, horror. Totally. And then. Which is fun. Yeah, it is fun. Spooky is like, fun. Spooky is like child accessible. This is like, like, oh.

Starting point is 00:17:54 Like, kids could still watch it, but it definitely feels more mature. Mm-hmm. Even right down to the very scenes at the end when it's like a little miniature play when everyone's just showing up at that one shack to drop bombs of information. And you got to handle that well. I think in like a book form, there's probably way more dialogue. And I bet the third book is like way longer than the other ones. So when you get to that scene like that, you can get a little heavy handed.

Starting point is 00:18:26 And I got to credit without knowing the specificity. of the lines in the book i just know that how adaptations work i'm like i'm sure there's a lot of like very specific trimming and focus that you have to do because that was one of the things with the first harry potter movie i was like oh i feel some of these like having to cram a lot of shit in here and uh and i still really like that one and i thought second one fine tuned that way more and in a way that i never thought about that and this one's seamless like it yeah like it's really easy for adaptations even if you haven't read the book to go So definitely feels like they're trying to jam a lot in here.

Starting point is 00:19:02 Definitely feels like there's a lot cut out of here. Yeah. And I don't, I didn't, I never once, like, pondered that. Like, maybe there's something missing here or something that was cut out. No. Like, it really feels like a composed film, both in script and direction. I agree. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:18 I also, dude, the wolf, the black dog, Lupin. No, Lupin is the werewolf. Lupin's the werewolf. Oh, yeah, the black dog. But Sirius was watching him the entire time. From the beginning. It's smart misleading. By the bus.

Starting point is 00:19:34 It's so good. It's smart because... He's watching over him. He's watching over him. And that's the first thing he does when he breaks out of Vascovan. Yeah. Like he cares about him that much. But when you first see it, you think...

Starting point is 00:19:47 And then you see Loop and you're like, oh, Lupin's watching him. But you're like, oh, that wasn't Lupin. Yeah. Reject Nation, put on some weight over the holidays. So in the past month, I've been on a pretty strict, macro counting diet. I gotta say, I'm feeling better than ever. At the same time, you gotta be real

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Starting point is 00:22:50 the prize picks app today use code rejects and give 50 dollars instantly when you play just five dollars you don't even have to win to get the bonus prize picks people run your game wild i love it like just the the little like i said they plant those little seeds in here and i i just think it it was such a fun little puzzle to try to think of like especially when they go in the time lapse you're like wait what do they do like that's so exciting it's so much fun and i think i'm a watson is so good in this movie i'm surprised you wasn't like more exhausted i know right think if you're using the time thing to do multiple classes you'd be like super duper time so i thought you'd be like more

Starting point is 00:23:36 exhaust you you would see some of the um i think with that that's what they're trying to imply with you know other than being personally insulted she's a little bit more reactive defensive due to like being like sleep deprived right that's what i at least think they were doing yeah i would I would think that you would be if you're doing this time stuff, you're tired all the time from trying to pack in all these classes for some reason. Yeah, totally. That's probably one element that maybe could have been fleshed out a tiny bit more. Having her seemed tired in him.

Starting point is 00:24:07 Yeah. Dumbledore just let her have this and why? Yeah, why did he just let her have it? That is one question, actually. That's a very dangerous device. I mean, I know he trusts them, but can't even let Harry have the moronors map. Like, why would you trust to like this person with a with a time machine? Right.

Starting point is 00:24:28 Maybe he doesn't know. He does know. That's why he was dropping all the hits to Hermione. He was like, wow, what could you do with? He says directly, do you three clicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he knows her mind he's tampering with it. Duh.

Starting point is 00:24:41 And but it doesn't end with her having to like hand it over. Maybe because he knows. Is he a wizard that can see the outcome, the future? a little bit. That is the vibe I get from Dumbledore that there's a... He knows a little bit of the advanced. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a little bit aware. He knows that he can trust it

Starting point is 00:25:01 in Hermione's hands. She would be the only one. In this whole entire school. She's the only one that's a mudblood that has worked her butt off to get here and she's one of the smartest one. She knows literally everything. She's such a hard

Starting point is 00:25:17 worker and she's just obsessed with like learning and knowing that I'm like, yeah, give it to Hermione for sure. But maybe we'll learn about that. Because it is a little dangerous but I don't know. And the way they mess with Snape too of

Starting point is 00:25:32 he comes across like in the first movie you're like is he a villain? And this one you could see, you actually see he's like he's an all right guy. He's just a really strict dude. He's just a strict guy because he always comes in as a protector. He saved them. Yeah. He ran

Starting point is 00:25:49 in and protected them. Yeah. um when the werewolf was going for him yeah yeah and he like wanted to inform them about werewolves yep like that i i liked that the most yeah that he switched to it knowing full well what was going on yeah he always feels a little like a step ahead yeah yeah which never really kind of know what is like ultimate endgame me neither me neither i just go i don't know he's he's always kind of like lurking in the shadows maybe throwing us off the scent with how mean he is is but that's just like we as he is written his demeanor is not who he is on the inside he is literally like you don't judge a book by its cover and that is snake of like he's

Starting point is 00:26:35 very he's like well then you better blah blah but he'll for everything on the inside shows that he has a lot of heart and will go to like kind of die protecting the kids one of the critics gave this one okay i'm going to guess don't show me i'm going to guess that the critics gave it okay the critics gave it an 82 but the audience score is an 88 i'm going to guess okay i'm going to guess 90% critics okay let's go 95 audience oh oh well there's 200 50 audience. Wow, you were right. I was 90% of critics, yeah. That was good job.

Starting point is 00:27:27 I was only two off for the audience score. Audience gave it 86. I said 88. So part one was 80% critics, 82% audience. I would agree with that. And part two went up 2%. Okay. Part three shot up. Shut up.

Starting point is 00:27:43 Mature is the tone to go with. Yeah, let's go, man. All right. All right. That was awesome. That was great. It was a lot of fun. What did you guys think? Leave your thoughts down below. I had a really fun time with that one.

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Starting point is 00:32:35 crashed the party I knew it was you yep I knew it was you all time called it this whole time showed up I was like my man hey and uh and you know who else is my man is my man is Lane Papp and Lane brought the acoustic guitar so he could sing Matchbox 20 to us all day. Oh, brilliant. Well, Jackson Ryan saw the sun's going down, so he brought

Starting point is 00:32:56 Firewood. Let's go. It's time for a bomb fire. And Luke Schnur, I think you were a multi-con maybe, if I'm remembering correctly. And he brought a bunch of collectible Tony's the Tiger just to give to everybody for fun.

Starting point is 00:33:14 Hey. Well, Anthony Donato brought donuts, vegan donuts, because this is a Los Angeles spring break party and no one wants to get too bloated tonight. Nah, nah. And speaking of not getting too bloated, Chad Colton brought a life-size cutout of Chad Kroger from Nickelback because if there's one band you want to toss a beach ball to, it's Nickelback. Ain't that the truth. Start us and madness brought us a crazy homeless person to point. laugh at. Hey, just like Star Duss and Madness's personality. It fits. We are heartless, and so is Matthew Arms, who is jumping in and

Starting point is 00:33:54 throwing arms at the homeless people while we record and live stream. Every party. Breaking those arms. Well, Louisa, Louisa, oh my God, she brought a lifeguard.

Starting point is 00:34:09 The sexiest blonde six-pack ab lifeguard. you can find just to keep us safe and do mouth to mouth at a moment's notice that's what you want to hear and Antonio Madarius brought one of those inner tubes that you wear that has the rubber ducky head on it. It's a classic and everyone's got to try it on and take a picture with it before the day is over. That's incredible. 100% wood brought sex on the beach. Hey, that's a drink. Just one though. It's not an activity. No, no, no. That's a different party that happened during Valentine's. day. This is spring break.

Starting point is 00:34:46 Yes, way different. What it would know? What would I shout out? 100% would? Yeah, with Kevin Meek. Hey, Kevin Meek brought a, okay, listen, okay, Kevin Meek skydived in

Starting point is 00:35:02 and then made a huge entrance. It was crazy, like out of his own little biplane jump down, parachute. The whole nine did a little hang glider thing. It was just a real dozy of an entrance. And we all need the pick me up. Now you thought that was crazy. Kevin Mika run over by Zen Science because Zen

Starting point is 00:35:17 Science showed up at a water plane. Wow! Yeah, lands on the water. Those are so cool. Yeah, I've seen them all the time. Yeah. Always always there. You know, who else sees them all the time is Heather Geer, who is our air traffic controller

Starting point is 00:35:31 at this party because we haven't fired all the air traffic controllers. In fact, we're giving out jobs. Well, Kayla the King brought a volleyball. It's time to get these games going. It's time to watch these bodies jumping. That's what we like to hear.

Starting point is 00:35:47 And Kira brought a three-quarters scale version of the Black Pearl from Pirates of the Caribbean as a photo op. Well, Juan Longoria brought two pairs of sunglasses. Because the sun is out. It's out. During the nighttime bonfire. And if I'm following this chronological. Yes, with the beach ball and all the different, you know, show components. And you know, who else has a show to?

Starting point is 00:36:14 put on is Cliff Rodriguez, who's going to do a full traditional Hawaiian hula dance for us, complete with, like, fire reading and other stuff. Well, ogrely ambitious, they brought shrooms. Let's go. When in doubt, you just bring your... Get those portabellos, baby. And, hey, Lorenzo Baxter brought a lasagna, because what could be better to eat at the beach than towel-shaped food that's sticky?

Starting point is 00:36:42 Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And light, not to mention light. Not to mention. And differently sane, they brought books because some people are antisocial and just want to keep to their own. That's right. Come to the party, but don't engage with anybody. Read your book.

Starting point is 00:36:59 Marco Tunstill brought copies of the Bible for us all to read and to, you know, really reflect on the debauchery that we have wrought at this party. Well, Simply Fated knows how to get Simply Fated. So they brought a Polaroid. Oh, because it's time to make a collage on the wall of the next guest. Yes, which is S.J. 94. And that collage is going to be accompanied by a Somalier named Justin, who's going to be providing wine for everybody at the party. So thank you, S.J, for hooking it up.

Starting point is 00:37:36 And every wine is in 1994 vintage brought it together. And Justin Martin was not accepted into the party. He showed up way too late. Justin Martin's outside. Frankly, it can be a little bit rude. And I thought that was the closer, but apparently

Starting point is 00:37:54 Never mind. Justin's let him out. The thing is Drew blew, like blew the doors open. Let Justin in. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. And then Drew brought a slip and slide so that they can just like jet right into the center of the party. Making another

Starting point is 00:38:10 big entrance. Oh, that's incredible. That's right. Philip J. Smith Jr. brought a jukebox. We don't get those anymore. And Philip J. Smith Jr. hasn't upgraded. It is not a vintage purchase. It is literally the last electronic music device he purchased. Wow.

Starting point is 00:38:31 In 1993. Yes. You love to see that retro tech. And Marjorie, speaking of retro, Marjorie has shown up in one of those old-timey swim trunks and like pinstripe tank tops combination wearing a giant

Starting point is 00:38:48 fake strongman mustache and is starting the muscle beach well Jen Smith brought the ropes to create a bare-knuckle boxing match let's do it because Jen Smith might look like I can whoop her ass but no she whoop your ass

Starting point is 00:39:07 definitely not and and Ronson Sato Geronimo brought the belt to award to the winner of the bare knuckle boxing match which is really the friends we made along the way which is all of you guys everyone gets the belt that's crazy gets the belt well guys I hope you have fun at the Reject Nation

Starting point is 00:39:27 it's about to kick off people um love to see it get tested we'll see you for Paddy's day Thank you.

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