The Reel Rejects - JACKASS THE MOVIE REACTION - THIS IS THE MOST PAINFUL COMEDY EVER?! - FIRST TIME WATCHING

Episode Date: June 17, 2026

JACKASS IS PURE MTV CHAOS?! Jackass: The Movie Reaction — First Time Watching! Support us on Patreon: Jackass: The Movie Reaction (Full Length Watch Along):   / thereelrejects   Limited Time Offer – You Need Fiber. Yes you! Boost your fiber with Huel today using my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with my code REJECTS at https://www.huel.com/REJECTS. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! John & Aaron react to Jackass: The Movie for the first time as they check out the 2002 MTV classic that turned pranks, pain, stunts, and absolute stupidity into a full-blown theatrical experience! This Jackass The Movie reaction follows Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Ryan Dunn, Dave England, and the whole Jackass crew as they take the TV show’s chaos to the big screen with giant shopping carts, rental car destruction, golf course air horns, alligator stunts, rocket skates, and some of the grossest comedy John & Aaron have reacted to yet. In this Jackass 2002 reaction and Jackass movie review, John & Aaron break down the wild mix of classic MTV nostalgia, funniest movie reactions, hidden camera pranks, brutal physical comedy, and cringe-inducing stunts that made this franchise so legendary. From the rent-a-car destruction and “old man” shoplifting to the butt X-ray, wasabi snooters, paper cuts, Butterbean boxing match, whale shark stunt, party boy chaos in Japan, and the Son of Jackass ending, this Jackass retrospective breakdown asks the real question: how did these guys survive this movie — and why is it somehow kind of brilliant? Follow Aaron On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therealaaronalexander/?hl=en Intense Suspense by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Follow Us On Socials:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/  Tik-Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@reelrejects?lang=en Twitter: https://x.com/reelrejects Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ Music Used In Ad:  Hat the Jazz by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Happy Alley by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! Head Editor: https://www.instagram.com/praperhq/?hl=en Co-Editor: Greg Alba Co-Editor: John Humphrey Music In Video: Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ask Us A QUESTION On CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/thereelrejects Follow TheReelRejects On FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM:  FB:  https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thereelrejects Follow GREG ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thegregalba Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We had lofty expectations going into this. I'm going to pull some of the set deck back into frame here. It's important. How are you feeling? How are you feeling about this cinematic experience we just shared? I feel like I need a shower. I feel like I need to shower. Yeah.

Uh-huh. A guy would agree. Yeah. Uh-huh. I feel a little anxiety. I feel like I need to shower in the way that you feel like you need to shower after you see a movie with a lot of bodily fluids in it. But I also feel like I need to shower the way you do after like, you know, running around the block a few times. Because just like this is a very physical viewing experience.

It is a physical viewing experience. It's a herculean task. You know, it's funny. It's one of those ones that is an hour and a half, but does not feel like it's an hour and a half. No. It's just. There's no structure to it. It's just like things keep happening.

They're just like, oh my God, we're just held onto until this ride is over. Yeah. And you know what? I laughed a lot. I cringed a lot. And I felt a lot. I've had it. This is an exercise and empathy and pain endurance from a visual perspective.

You know what? We stared into the void. And you know what? I think we won the battle. I don't know if we've won the war. but we made it to the other side and I'm proud of us for that. I am too.

And this is only the first in a series of jackass adventures. One of these is in 3D. Three dimensions. Wow. Which I only wish we could behold it in.

You can only imagine what kinds of things they will use the Z-axis to communicate visually. I would love to... The no matter of the things have point at you. I would love to watch this

in the third dimension. I don't know if, you know, from a visual perspective. James Cameron directed it. I'm sure. Yep. That and Billy Island's movie at the same time.

Yeah, but there's crossover between those two movies. Definitely. I agree. Everybody wanted that. Yeah, what was your experience, John? How did you feel about this movie? I mean, you know,

this made me feel very calm and, you know, it made me feel very at peace with my place in the universe. You know, I learned a lot. I took a lot of valuable lessons. How's your gratitude. Uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah, definitely. It taught me to value my good sense. But I, you know what, I was sitting here appreciating and pondering and sort of beholding the cosmos in its infinite glory and wisdom and mysteriousness. Just thinking about how we exist on a time and plane in which somehow by some need and or inspiration was created in the vacuum of societal space. and a few good men arose to fill that void with complete insanity and, you know,

wanton, you know, destruction and slapstick violence. Yes. You know, like, this is fascinating because, yeah, it's just a loose series of sketches and pranks. So, like, in a way, this is just a really long jackass episode, but with some additionally

large, you know, production values. It's funny. because like you they had some stuff in the credits that I was like this wasn't really featured in the movie and then you're like well maybe they didn't get all the footage maybe something didn't work out uh I I'm kind of I applaud them because like the credits have stuff going so I imagine it's probably easier to assume people will actually stay but like the son of jackass thing I was like oh you you they did some filmmaking at the very last yeah yeah that was the most movie part of the movie yeah yeah so I was like oh my god you're like doing switchouts and stuff that looks like it's in camera and this is very fun and charming and it made for a good uh uh uh bookmark bookend. I like the cart, you know, and then the four of, or the all of them lined up at the end, you know, kind of reminiscent of the shopping cart bit, you know, is fun. And yeah, I mean, what else can you say about the rest of it other than very effective, you know? It makes you cringe. It makes you squirm. It makes you laugh. It makes you scream. It makes you imagine which of these

tasks you might be willing to take on if you were, you know, so inspired. It's fascinating because, you know, like this is a one of a kind bit of entertainment. Frank shit exists and, you know, crazy stunts exist. But this jackass crew for our time has amalgamated all these things into like a one little hub and troop. Yeah. And it's beautiful that these guys have something specifically wrong with them where they all get along and want to do this over and over again. And you know what? I'm happy that you guys found that community and that friendship in that depravity and have been so gracious enough to bless our eyeballs with your exploits.

I think that is the thing. It's like you watch this and you're like, of course, this is all very outlandish and crass a lot of the time. And, you know, very frat boy, I suppose would be the go-to, you know, negative skewing label. But the thing that becomes impressive, the more that you watch is that, yeah, these dudes do share a unique calling and a unique vocation to, like, roasting, ribbing and like taking that spirit and turning it into physical real world stunts and things. And as much as all of this is stuff that you're like, I would never want to try. Same time, you have to kind of admire the full hardy audacity. Like, these guys clearly know that all of this is silly and bad idea. Like, this is not sensible, obviously.

Not in the least. But they're just so consenting and so willing to put themselves through hell. And so willing to look foolish and unflattering and all sorts of stuff that, like, there is something weirdly kind of like, you know, I don't even fully. you know, I, I get it. But, like, I can see how you would be a person who's like, I don't even fully understand why or what, but, you know, you guys are so committed hats off. Yeah, truly. I got to respect it.

I got it. You know what? If you guys didn't do it, I don't know who else will. I don't know if anybody. Like, I don't know if anybody would get it together. That's what's so crazy about this. They got it together to do some stuff that takes organization and takes at least, this is a lot of it's still off the cup.

I wonder how hidden some of the hidden camera stuff is. I assume a lot of it's pretty authentic. Yeah. But, you know, they had to get this troop together. They had to commit to doing this show. And then several movies down the line. Yeah. They occupy a singular lane that, again, exists on TV at times.

There's a prank show every once in a while. There are pranks on YouTube. But like, truly with the means and the guts to do some stuff where I'm like, man, half of these. I'm like, you could just die. When they crash those carts and it flips over and Ryan Dunner, whoever falls on top of Knoxville's head, you're like, I thought he could easily just be dead. Yeah, that's a death, if not paralyzed.

Yeah. Depending on how you land. Yeah, it's got extremely lucky. So like, yeah, it's weird. It's like they're so committed to the bit. And sometimes the bit is like, you know, it just happens and it's done and we're moving on. And then sometimes the bit is like a little bit bigger than you expected. It's like, it's a whole.

car thing is like, okay, it can't just be that. Where is this going to go? Is this going to become some kind of weird stunt or a weird prank? It's both. Let's see what this got on. What do you think this got on Rottenamatoes? Oh, we haven't done this game in a minute. I miss this game. I'm going to say this one got

65% Okay. Critics? But as critics, audiences, this is like 95. What about you? What are you thinking? All right.

Critically, I'm going to go 75 just in case they really surprise us. What did I say, 65? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I think I would pick that more. I feel like it's maybe surprisingly better than you might expect. I'm saying 65. I'm like, I feel like critics, especially in the early 2000s, were a lot harsher on things.

Sure. Because you go back and watch some classics. You're like, really? They got that score. Yeah. So that's why I'm doing that. But I feel like audiences would love this. Because this is a classic.

This is a classic. This is considered a classic. This isn't a critterian collection. Do critics appreciate it though? No. So, I mean, hey, we're going to find out. You're 75 and 65. All right.

Audience score. Yeah, I'll go 110%. What do we got? 49. We were both wrong. You were closer. And 75% on the audience score. Consensus.

There's a good chance you'll be laughing hysterically at one stunt by getting grossed out by the next one in this big screen version of the controversial MTV show. Yeah. I mean, of course. It's, it's idiotic and crazy and, you know, there's a lot of low-hanging fruits around. But, yeah, I guess it's either going to work for you on just sheer commitment alone or it's not. Yeah. It says comedy slash drama.

Where's the drama? It's in the cosmic drama of these men's suffering. The internal turmoil. Yeah. This makes you laugh in spite of yourself. It calls upon us. all to imagine, you know, the collective pain and suffering of the universe. Yes.

As all of us, you know, share in its continuum and thrust and alleviate, you know, thrust it upon others and alleviate it, you know, as we so choose. So do these guys choose to embrace that chaos by the testicle, by the gooch. This is an exercise and watching this men cope with the burdens of the soul. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So. He worked through his demons during Jackass. Probably did. Honestly, I mean, geez, you could probably replace any number of addictions with just the adrenaline high of half these things. True. Anyway, let's see what people want to know about. We've got some thoughts and questions from the patrons and from the royal rejects on this cinema. Did you have a favorite bit before we?

Oh, a favorite bit. The car one was pretty good. The old man stealing the stuff was hilarious. Yeah. Yes. Oh, God. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Okay. Jaden Rhodes. We'll start there because I feel like that's what people are going to want to know the most. Jaden Roach, which of the stunts in the movie was y'all's favorite. The one that gets the biggest laugh out of me is the butt X-ray and which guy is y'all's fave to watch. I always have a lot of fun with Chris Pontius.

Oh, yeah, but X-ray was pretty great. That was, you know, definitely a standout. I think just because of my exposure to him outside of watching the movie. movies and just how committed he was. All of them were committed, but I feel like 90% of the time he's willing to go the extra mile would be stevo. But they all had, you know, their different wild things that they did for sure. Those are the ones that are coming to mind right now. I thought Pandas was cool.

The house stuff with the parents fried me. Oh my God. The fireworks, dude. The fireworks and the bedroom. Which was your favorite? um golly that's a great question we got a lot of stunting things in the past hour and a half so yeah i mean i i still think the shopping card opening is is epic with the carmina barana music uh the o fortunea i weirdly was struck by the big shark eating the oh yeah that was wild shrimp pants just because of again

like that was of all the stunts in this that was the most sort of like holy shit like what am i looking at even like i you're underwater you're all these little guys who i'm like i could see how they'll you know just nibble little shrimp and that's one thing but yeah like they're got these you know a fish that could fit both of them like shark like you know in hole into its mouth is just like biting on these like it's not the the the most uh like insane to look at necessarily well in a what am i trying to say it's not the most insane from like a crazy the prank context It's not as like base and tangible, but that one stood out. I'm trying to think.

I mean, yeah, we're talking, we're talking favorites. So, I mean, the butt x-ray brought us that doctor too. And I just adored his, I, I adored his response and handling of the whole situation. But yeah, yeah, we get, is there a list here? We can just go down there. The golf course air horn, man. So funny watching those guys like, just like throw down and, try and freaking hit their golf balls at him uh yeah leave us yours in the comments below but uh and yeah

do you have a favorite member oh yes it's d'e oh you do have a favorite okay i mean that you did say stevo yeah i mean i've always gravitated toward johnny knoxville because i find it fun and fascinating that he is like you know he can do some actual acting and also be this you know sort of like rakeish, roguish, sort of handsome, but still willing to, you know, get beat the fuck up kind of guy. The whole thing with a rent-a-car

was pretty funny. That was a fun way to start the movie. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, man. The big, the cone was funny just to watch the people of Japan just be like, all right, we're just going to work around this and it's fine. Tropical pole vaulting just charmed me because I thought

that was fun. I thought the rocket skates was a good one. I thought the rocket Skate Skates was a fun concept that would easily go awry, but that would also, yeah, also, like, give you some fun insights into the physics. The freaking fireworks out of the ass. That was insane. Like, there's too much to call out, really, even. But, but, yeah.

Just looking at it as we're going. Yeah, I know paper clips had, or paper cuts had you messed up. We'll save that for a different question. Oh, my bad. Yeah. I mean, golly. I really enjoyed watching Ryan this time. He seems like I was fascinated by his vibe because he's the most sort of, of all the personalities, he seems like the guy who has like the most even keel temperament.

So I'm always like, how did you wind up doing this stuff and agreeing to it just because you don't present the same level of like, you know, it's like, Pontius is really fun. And I, and I would absolutely like include him towards the top toward my favorite jackassers just because like, yeah, he is like. So he's got that kind of like suave goofiness. And, you know, the party boy dancing stuff is always fun. And I like We Man, too. I think his just, his vibes are fun. But anyway, leave us your favorite stunt and or jackass. And, yeah, we'll hop on to the next one.

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Which stunts or pranks stood out to you as the absolute funniest and which one was the ultimate cringe moment that made you want to look away from the screen? Yeah. So it's not it's not the craziest one, but him with the allegation. or biting his nip is also pretty funny. Johnny Knoxville. Okay, so we talked about a lot of the ones that we thought were pretty funny. The ultimate cringe moment. Again, it's got, it might, I think because there are a lot.

I'm just going to level with you. There are a lot of competition for this slot. I might go with wasabi snooters. That was disgusting. Because I could feel how. how awful that must feel in your whole E.N.T. system. And also just like the, the, like, salivular whatever he's throwing up is just so gross. I feel it.

There's also a couple poop-related things. It's a lot of the bodily function stuff. Anything that that's not vomit or poop, I was not an okay. The snow cone was not great. You know what? Yeah, the pee was gross, but something about peas.

It just looks like colored water. It's less bad. It's the least of all the ick. Yes. So, vomit's top for me. Then poop. No,

vomit. It's not. Then poop. And then way down. Which was worse. When he pooped his pants in the car, when he actually pooped in the thingy. I think,

because I didn't expect him to show it. So then the poop in the thing. And then when the guy, He was like snodding and throwing up after eating his snow cone pee. Oh yeah. I was like that was gross as hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hated that, but then the wasabi.

All of them were bad. All of them were bad. Oh, the alligator tightrope was pretty funny. He did feed that one alligator with his butt cheeks. So that was kind of fun. Oh, the bungee wedgey was also pretty disturbing with the. And it was bleeding. Something was bleeding.

Yeah. Oh, the roller disco truck was funny. Yeah. That just went about as well as you. could ever expect, but still very funny. I do, uh, I do like that. Uh, oh, uh, mountain lion slap. Yes.

Oh, yes. We got a little bit of that. There was like a brief second where he's in like a big suit and then, yeah, there's like a mountain lion. I expected, yeah, there to be more with that, actually. Um, you'd make it like a war. That was just brutal. Mirag around was fun.

The off-road tattoo, pretty epic. Uh, uh, the title wave. Okay. I got a shout out the title wave. That was a perfect, like, just like, there's no trickery. It's just the physics of just like this much water

coming at you in profile, well-staged cinema, and then he's just wiped clean out of frame, and they got two angles of that. It's funnier from the side. A-plus, like, simple, but effective, awesome, even,

you know? And, yeah, I might anoint that for me. I did love that quite a lot. But yes, ultimate cringe moment. You know what? Actually, though, truth be told, it might be the paper cuts. Because that was so hard to look at for a different reason.

Like, it's not just gross. It's like I can, that's where I start to get the phantom pain. And you can hear the sound. You can feel every time you've ever had a paper cut. And then you remember, yeah, like the articulations of your lips or your, you know, finger webs, toe webs. You're like, you're using that constantly. Which, yeah, which area was worse for you? When did the mouth or the, or the fingers of the toes?

I was so gone by the time he did the mouth. I would probably hate that too. But then again, I don't know. I feel like, you know, you get into these smaller digits and it's, and it's more personal and ick. Yeah. I feel like because the toes you have to step, I feel like that would hurt more than the fingers.

But then again, you use your hands constantly. So, yeah. I don't know, both of them are bad. Yeah. All right. let's do Captain Fernandez. Leave us your biggest cringe moments. All right.

If you had to do one of the stunts or pranks from the movie, which one would you do? I think the one that seems the least terrible. Aaron's doing an ass rocket for sure. Hell no. Aaron's doing a gooch muscle

stimulator. 100%. Aaron's jumping in some mouse traps. I was thinking like the, the pectoral muscles, but I guess the gooch would be like the worst one. Yeah. Would you, would you gooch it up? No. Why would you ever want to do that to yourself?

Why would you do anything to yourself? I would do the, I would do the, the title wave. The title wave, I would be honored. That's the most tame of them. Yeah. You can choose any of them. Okay, fine. Well, no, I wasn't even going, Gucci.

I was doing pectorials. Yeah, fine. Because that's easy. I'll do it on my face. Oh, God. my face that's still extreme we started there um gator in the kitchen no i'm not i would walk around in a big cone

that would you would you get skivied up in japan sure why not we can go out all skivied in japan uh sure party boy i've broken aboard but not with my face um oh i mean i liked i thought I thought it was cool. We only got a glimpse of it in the thing when they did the like Wii Man and he's on like a little course

and they've got like the big marbles going after him. I thought that was pretty cool. That was pretty cool. He's in the giant dick. Yeah, don't, don't crap in a hardware store. I would do some tropical pole vaulting. That looks like fun.

Yeah. I would pull vault into some stuff. Definitely not snorting wasabi though. I do the gong. Yeah, the gong was pretty funny. Not doing the back tattoo. Mm-mm. Ooh.

Shouts out Henry Rollins, though. Yeah. I'll try the whale shark. Yeah, I would do that. I'll try the whale shark gummer because that seems dangerous and scary, but also like a life experience. Yes. It's a life experience to touch them. And hopefully, you know, you have some people there to make sure you don't get too hurt.

Yeah, I'll join you on that. All right. We got there. We got there. We got there. All right. Leave us the one that you would choose to do in the comments. Pierre.

Yeah. Have you ever done a jackass prank in real life? Yeah, we tried as kids. I'm trying to think who was involved with this. Shouts out to our friend Brandon, who, you've met him before. You know, he's been on the channel in the way long past, I think, once in a while. But yeah, he was involved. I think our friend Elsie was involved, a couple other people.

And yeah, we tried to do a, yeah, welcome to dumbass. I can't remember what pranks. I think we did something with a helmet and a two by four or a helmet and running into a wall or something. But yeah, it didn't get all that deep by the end of it. So probably stuff like that. And then it'll attempt at skateboard tricks. The closest thing I can think of doing something jackassulated is eating the pepper X. Is it pepper X or was it the ghost pepper or the chip, the one chip challenge?

Oh. That's like, you know, I don't think it's comparative to. jackass stuff i don't think that's too too crazy i was gonna say did stivo dump hot sauce into his eyeballs on hot ones i did he that doesn't surprise me it seems like a thing he would do a hundred you're not supposed to do that i would never oh god conan o'briam was like drinking it it it was very funny but not putting it directly into his eyeballs i don't think uh yeah now i need to go watch stevo's episode of hot ones or do i i know you save it till the very end of the franchise i like that i'm gonna do that all that advice

Cap it all off at the end. Yeah, a little cat. Wasn't he doing some stunt recently to save the whales or something? I thought he was like out here pulling a stunt for the greater Really of mankind? Huh. That doesn't surprise me given, you know, his background. But yeah, I know that he now has like a little weenie tattoo on his, like under his eye.

That's good. Yeah. We need to make the face tattoo silly. Some more silly face tattoo, I say. Yeah, you know that prank thing that people do at parties? He did it permanently. You know, because now no one can do it. Yeah.

Now there's no point. Exactly. Now it's just a redundancy. Be it into a punch. Yeah. I did demolish a rental car once, though. Did you really? No.

But that would be funny. The whole he brings it back is just like, you're going to probably pay for this, right? No. I did sue for Sabaobie once. Good. Did I go well? It been amazing. Hell yeah.

You probably cleaned out your whole system. Oh, yeah. Leave us your own ill-fated attempts at a jackass prank if you so desire. Brandy Davis. Hey, guys. Hey, Brandy. Hope you're doing well. What type of stunt or gag would be your absolute resounding.

No way in hell. No. Mine would be anything involving bodily fluids. I'd have to meet you there, Brandy. But also anything involving my testicular. no thank you yeah those yeah i need them yeah also i don't want to i don't want to get hurt that's the thing i'd be a terrible jackass member yeah i'm not super excited about again these guys must all have a certain amount of like uh pain kink and and exhibition kink slash humiliation kink

okay let me let me ask you this what's the lowest one you would do if you're paid handsomely The lowest one of the... Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. The highest crazy thing they did in this movie, but you would do if they paid you handsomely. It's weird, because these are all questions of like... It's like your pride and dignity versus, like, your physical... It's like, part of me is like,

I would rather do some kind of, like, physical stunt or driving thing or get hit by a big something or have to do an obstacle of some kind. Would you put the car in your ass? No, I don't want to put a car at my butt. I don't want to put anything in my butt. I don't want to poop in or on anything. I do it. You can light a firework off of my wrapped up dong if you want to.

You know, that's, I'll give it a go. Okay. I can meet you there. Oh, no, I'm afraid of the fire. But I feel like if you lubed it up, I feel like the car wouldn't hurt. I don't know. yeah i just i don't know i've never been a very uh you know i'm not super interested in putting things in my bud i'm sorry i wish i were anything on my butt but i was just like you know if it's

if it's lubed up maybe it'll be easier to like move around you just walk spru like walk spread like a cowboy yeah i mean they we we got a little bit of a tutorial from uh our good friend ryan done there this question stresses you out oh sure i mean you know because yeah you're like The whole point, yeah, is you got to, I mean, it's weird. Like, I can endure a certain amount of like, okay, you know, like, I know this will be a physical challenge and it might hurt, but, you know, you kind of grit your teeth and get through it. For $50,000. Oh, no. Would you get goot-zapped? For 50K? Yeah. Oh, maybe. Maybe. Like, I wouldn't like it, but it would be brief in the grand scheme of things. What about a shot with the beanbag? I wouldn't like it But I would be Willing to try

Okay You know I know it would suck And that's like one of those mind over matters That I could better do Because I'm like all I got to do is stand still And accept my fate And then you know Walk it off

What about the gator one? Gator cheeks Dator cheeks I mean I wouldn't like it But I might Try it You could Yeah man

I think get away with some of these I could, yeah, I mean, I might try the gator cheeks just for the, you know, especially because they had like a gator guy around. So I'd be like, all right, you know, we can, we can work this out. Let's see. Or at least someone's here to spot me. I'd try the rocket skates. Why not? I feel like you would do a decent number of these.

I'd try. I'd try. I'd give it a go. I'd give it my all. And, you know, yeah, you'd want to, you got to kind of hold it to, you know, the gator's biting on his chest. And you're like, you got to hold it for the camera. I'm suffering through it. I can do that and I can't endure a certain amount of like physical discomfort.

I have no desire to go poop in a hardware store. Not at all. You know, or to eat a pea snow cone, you know, or to snorke up wasabi. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I would rather risk like bruises and scrapes than like violating my orifices. I would rather even try the freaking tattoo, the off-road tattoo.

Yeah. You know. You would try the off-road tattoo? I wouldn't like it, but like... I can never. You know? That's right. I think I found my line.

Sure. Yeah. But you would... But that would hurt, though. Tattoos are already hurt. Yeah, absolutely. And it wouldn't be messed up. None of these are going to be pleasant.

But yeah, that one I'm like less... Is that what are you doing for free or for the 50K? I'm doing none of this for free. I'll do the title way for free Okay, I'll do the title wave for the bit Yeah for the for the again Beautiful single image like yeah absolutely worth it I'll get my bell wrong a little bit by the force of the water but that's fine

Yeah yeah like I'm about that you know I'll do the fish one for free why not I'll take the life experience on that Yeah I do the the giant cone for free because that's just fun and silly You know roller disco truck maybe that is a fun concept shopping cart What about mousetraps? I would caveat that I would like to wear some kind of protective cup

piece. I know this is a universe where they want to get one latched on your nuts. I would do I don't want that. Yeah, I would do a mousetrap for money. I could probably be convinced for a right amount of money to subject myself to the mousetrap

if I had to. But yeah, that's a big, big part of these movies. You get to sit here and ponder what your line would be. You know, this is the fun, McCamey manner of movies. You know, you just get to sit here and go, could I, would I? Where? What is the price of my dignity? Where is my line?

What? What was the budget? Oh my God, I can't type to the. What was the budget of jackass the movie? This is made for $5 million. It made almost 80 million. Yeah. Wow.

That makes sense. Yeah. So, I mean, they can't have had that much money all things considered, even though I'm sure that they probably made a good amount in, you know, all these royalties and things over the years and the success of the show and yada, yada, yada. according to the DVD commentary, the two angry gentlemen who were victims of the golf course Airhorn Stunt would originally not sign a release for him to be featured in the movie until the production crew took them out for a few drinks.

The two gentlemen eventually agreed to sign their permission. That's great. When Johnny Knoxville claims he was launched Cheney's lover after being thrown out of the liquor store, Knoxville actually had no idea who Janie was. He saw Cheney's star on the Walk of Famous. He was thrown out and thought it would be a funny thing to say. That's great. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Do you have anything else to expound upon? No. With this movie. This was a wild ride. And, you know, I hope you guys enjoy these because we will definitely, you know, coming back to the other ones. And, yeah, you get to watch us cringe and scream and laugh at all the hilarious things.

Damn, man. These guys do. Oh, my God, you get to witness not the little man, but a little man. In Weeman. Hey. I've been extolling the virtues of the hit film Little Man starring Marlon Wayans upon Aaron lately just because, you know, it's pure cinema. A lot about it off camera.

But Weeman is here and, you know, maybe they'll make Little Man too and then Weeman can co-star in it. I would love that. I would watch the hell out of that. Guys, leave us your best stunt ideas. Leave us your own bespoke jackasses that you and your friends have tried to get. get off the ground, leave us, which pranks you would like to be a part of, and which ones you would definitely not like to be a part of. I wonder if anybody's got a favorite guest star.

It does help it feel like a special occasion. I know the show I'd guests, too. I think this isn't like Brad Pitt on an episode of the show or some crazy thing like that? Yeah, I feel like there's some. I don't know. Anyway, we got Spike Jones in here. Just we don't forget that he's a part of this because of the skateboarding connection. And it was fun to see Henry Rollins, too.

Love that. That seems like a nice pull. I hope he pops back up. Anyway, guys, yeah, be well out there. You know, go see a doctor. Make sure that you have health insurance. Keep play cards out of your butt hole. Keep things out of your butt cheeks.

And we'll see you next time for whatever pain lays in store. Deuce. Doogie. Dookie.