The Reel Rejects - LAST ACTION HERO (1993) WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME!! MOVIE REVIEW!!
Episode Date: June 14, 2025HILARIOUS & AHEAD OF ITS TIME!!! Last Action Hero Full Reaction Watch Along: / thereelrejects Visit https://huel.com/rejects to get 15% off your order Last Action Hero Reaction, Recap..., Commentary, Analysis, & Spoiler Review!! Join Coy Jandreau, Aaron Alexander & John Humphrey as they dive into John McTiernan’s 1993 meta-action comedy Last Action Hero, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as larger-than-life LAPD detective Jack Slater (also of Terminator 2, Predator) and Austin O’Brien as ordinary kid Danny Madigan (Jurassic Park III). When Danny’s magic movie ticket transports him into the onscreen world of Jack Slater, reality and fiction collide in a tongue-in-cheek parody of action-movie clichés. The film’s standout cast includes F. Murray Abraham (Oscar-winner for Amadeus, voice of Mr. Benedict’s first alter-ego), Charles Dance (Game of Thrones, Gosford Park) as the ruthless assassin Mr. Benedict, Robert Prosky (Dead Man Walking) as studio head Stan Wielinski, Frank McRae (Die Hard 2) as Slater’s talkative partner *Ben, and Anthony Quinn (Zorba the Greek) in a memorable cameo. Don’t miss the film-within-a-film spoofs—like the explosive “Jack Slater III” premiere, Slater’s skyscraper parachute jump gone hilariously wrong, and Danny’s frantic attempts to warn Slater about real-world dangers. Coytus, A-A-Ron, & Johnald break down every iconic moment—from Slater “breaking the fourth wall” to Danny’s tear-jerking final scene where fiction and reality finally reconcile. Tune in as Coy, Aaron & John dissect the film’s affectionate satire, Schwarzenegger’s playful self-parody, and the ultimate question: can you ever truly escape the movies? Follow Aaron On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therealaaronalexander/?hl=en Follow Coy Jandreau: Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coyjandreau?l... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coyjandreau/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/CoyJandreau YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwYH2szDTuU9ImFZ9gBRH8w Intense Suspense by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Follow Us On Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ Tik-Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@reelrejects?lang=en Twitter: https://x.com/reelrejects Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ Music Used In Ad: Hat the Jazz by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Happy Alley by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! Head Editor: https://www.instagram.com/praperhq/?hl=en Co-Editor: Greg Alba Co-Editor: John Humphrey Music In Video: Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ask Us A QUESTION On CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/thereelrejects Follow TheReelRejects On FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM: FB: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thereelrejects Follow GREG ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thegregalba Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Royal Rejects.
Very much appreciate you guys for Stoke in the Flames of Conversation.
this was insane in the best way and oh my god i think i think i can speak for all of us when i say
this was a blast and a half oh yeah and i think this and robocop are the two most of me movies i
had never seen the robot cop is is seminal to that as well i miss and that are the two most how did
i miss this formative piece of my childhood oh boy all right gabriel in the comments is starting
us off here's a pretty obvious one we'll be the judge of
that thank you for chiming in if you could be transported to the universe of any movie which would
you pick me probably go for the breakfast club which seems like the best combination of having a
fun time and feeling safe to live through it unharmed that's a great question man because there's
like movies it would be fun to be in but then you have to consider danger who would I be in that
movie so as much as I love horror movies I'd be like I don't think I want to do any of that
No, no.
Golly.
What's a movie you guys would want to jump into?
A universe you would like to be absorbed.
My God, there's so many.
Most of my favorite movies are so violent and dark.
I mean, who framed Roger Rabbit would be a very fun movie to jump into.
Simply because of the duel.
Like, you would get to take advantage of the cartoon physics and the cartoon contraptions.
And, you know, you would get to walk around.
I could meet Bugs Bunny and Daffling Duck.
daffy duck uh you know so i think that would be pretty sweet uh as a kid i always want to be sucked
into the page master which is a movie about a kid being sucked into books uh i'm gonna go across the
spider verse i was gonna say that i feel like it's safe i feel like there are stakes but no one can
really die i also think it'd be cool to meet spider man's plural uh i i want safety comfort great
soundtrack and i wonder what my universe would look like because it's so multiversal like what would
my world look like that. Maybe this is a
multiverse of a Spiderverse I'm already in right now.
There you go. There you go.
I'm going to go Spiderverse adjacent
and say Intergalactic. Because
Kid Cuddy and
the art style is really cool and
it's very colorful and it looks like to have a lot
of fun in that movie. Okay. Okay.
I see a Knight's Tale, but I feel like
I want indoor plumbing.
I feel like I'd love to
you know. It doesn't seem like it would be like that
much of an issue. Camios.
There's just a whole block of cameos.
Cameron Stone, Karen Duffy.
Yeah, I was going to say.
She was just busting through.
I saw someone who looked like Sharon Stone in there.
And they got to credit all these other people from like other movies.
It must have been nice to go to the premiere of this and see a premiere of a movie that is about premiere.
Like that was so, this must be the most meta premiere.
Oh, yeah.
And then Kevin Meek wants to know.
And if you happen to, you know, oh, Billy Hank Hooker and Buddy Joe Hooker, get them hooker stunts going.
Hooker boys?
The Hooker, please.
If you think of any.
Hunker brothers.
On the phone, snap.
I'll pay any price.
If you think of any more,
feel free to throw them in,
but we're going to move on to Kevin Meek.
Kevin Meek wants to know.
I don't remember much from the movie,
but I'm excited to watch it again with the boys.
Stop boys.
My cousin gave me the soundtrack
after we watched it when I was about seven,
and I fell in love with that CD.
It's amazing if you're into 90s heavy music.
Allison Chains is a hidden gem on there,
plus Megadeth, Anthrax,
Cypress Hill,
Chris Hill and Tesla.
Queens Reich.
It freaking slaps.
Do you have a movie soundtrack you treasure more than the actual film?
Do they still make?
Samfrax separate soundtracks versus scores, or was that a 90s 2000s trend during the CD boom?
Another one I think of is Godzilla 98 with Green Day Jemiriqui, Ben Folds 5, and that one guy
with the baby oil.
I was about to be like, we don't talk about, and you didn't talk about correct.
That soundtrack is as good or better than the movie.
soundtrack that, yeah, that overshadows
the movie. I got three. Okay, let's hear it.
Saw 2, amazing soundtrack.
Not a big fan of the movie. Saw 2 does
have a remix of Queens of the Stone Ages
Burn the Witch. It's a very good soundtrack.
Spawn, better soundtrack than movie.
I love the spawn soundtrack.
And I love the movies.
I do, but the underworld
soundtracks, I think, are as good or better.
I think The Crow is the greatest soundtrack
of all time, but the movie is also exceptional.
And The Matrix, my favorite film of all
time tied with fight club both have amazing soundtracks
fight club and the matrix do but the movies are
as good so I would say saw to
the underworld films and
spawn
damn that's a lot of options I like soundtracks
a lot dang soundtracks are
Top Gun also as good as the movie
that's tough I own these on vinyl
my first mine was musical
I was like I thought I mean
I was like is Hamilton
I don't know I don't think Hamilton
it's a stage
film
It's a play that was filmed
So I counted as a movie
Because for lack of options
I'm going to say Hamilton
Okay
There's a lot of options
I can't think of a single one
I got to check the movie
There's one that came to mind
I mean I am a Twilight movie
Apologist
You know
So take the qualitative movie assessment
With a grain of salt
But it's either
It's either New Moon or Eclipse
that has like such a banger-ass soundtrack that you sit there and you go, man,
if this movie felt exactly like this, this would be amazing.
And yeah, they do still sometimes do like the soundtrack with popular music songs
versus the score soundtrack.
Also Daredevil, the 2003 one.
Okay.
Oh, good cause.
That does seem like a needle drops movie for show.
Oh, my God, no, come on.
Give me the soundtrack track list.
There's one that has like a muse song and a dead weather song and like a Beck song and a bat for lashes song and Florence in the machine. Heavy in your arms is on that soundtrack. It's one of those. It's either New Moon or Eclipse. But but yes. I want to go live in Mallrats. Oh. Because it's nerdy people like me, but it's the 90s and the world was better then. Okay. It's not like the 50s where we were better. But like actually I feel like the 90s was like pre phones, pre-internet. There was like rudimentary internet. We had plumbing.
We were connected, but not too connected.
People still celebrated each other.
Community still existed.
The mall rats era.
Let's go.
For curiosity, I'd love to live with them.
I'd like to visit the world of her, the movie Her.
I'm a her fan.
I feel like that's coming, man.
We're not far off.
Give it some time.
Twilight Saga Clips, although that might be one of the best Twilight movies.
But yes, also just got a few comments.
Ethan Holgate says, hell yes, going to love the last action hero, I think, and you thought correctly.
Thank you for chiming in.
Star Dust and Madness says
No question but love
But Last Action Hero is one of my favorite Arnold movies
I hope you guys have a ball watching it
We absolutely did
Flying Scotsman 4072
Last Action Hero is an underrated
Arnold movie
A movie that came out ahead of its time
And my question is
What is your favorite parody-esque movie
Or something similar in the vein
Of a Last Action Hero
A Movie Within a Movie
That's a tricky one
because this is a, you know, this is a specific kind of meta movie
about movies come to life.
I mean, like, in a way, to me,
it is sort of like a Roger Rabbit with Toontown.
I think Pagemaster is a great, like, meta,
but not this.
Princess Bride is a good one.
For sure, that's a really good one.
I mean, it's not the same.
I mean, Hot Fuzz, I think, is like a really great articulation of action tropes,
clearly a parody, clearly referencing
movies, but also doing its own thing
as a comedy and at least has some
level of like, they're watching the movies in the movie
and then doing the movie stuff in the movie.
Goodwill hunting two hunting season.
Oh, golly.
Applesauce.
Where is that?
I need to see.
You've never seen Jal and Samprake back? Oh, it's so
your jam, dude. Like my, cartoonishly, your jam.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't like them apples, Will.
Oh, you'll see.
All right.
Well, that does us for a patron question.
The stab.
Black Dynamite probably be mine.
Oh, that's a fun one.
That's a fun one for sure.
I like the stab universe within the screen universe.
That's a fun one.
The stab movies.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Well, gang, thank you for stoking the fires of conversation patrons.
We appreciate our royal rejects very much.
And this was absolutely a joy.
This was everything I was hoping it could be.
Gang, what are we thinking?
And Aaron, why don't you start us off?
I will start us off.
I thought this movie was a lot of fun.
I had no idea what to expect going into it.
But it was a pleasant surprise, not only it being a 90s Arnold movie, but playing on the legacy and the popularity of him as an action star at the time.
Not to mention it's love for film and then poking fun at the ridiculous tropes of 80s and 90s action films.
Yeah, it's funny because when we're first starting the movie, though, even though it's not a super popular.
comparison but it reminded me the beginning of the movie argyle how that was like kind of over the top
and sort of parody-esque um but yeah i i really worked better yeah for sure for sure worked better
but this movie was yeah everything i didn't know i needed and i liked that it had a commentary
about you know how how cold the world world is as in juxtaposition to you know the
the craziness of the last action movie or the jack was
is it um jack slater x slater or film right slater universe yeah i thought it was a lot of fun i
think that uh arnold he he he wasn't like the the star of the comedy per se he didn't make a lot
of jokes directly but i think the fact that he got a chance to you know be outside of the film
then seeing the comedy of that and seeing the comedy of how serious he was taking it when he was in the
the world and the movie was a lot of fun but yeah uh quick shots quick thoughts i thought it was
really funny and really cool and really ridiculous absolutely coitus i wonder if this
inspired the writer of jack racher because it definitely felt like it was such an inspo for an archetypal
hero beyond obviously referencing it felt like it feels like this was in 93 it was so far ahead of
its time so it was looking back at the 80s but it is such a piece of today's culture like we are
such a meta time. There's a reason Deadpool does well. There's a reason like tongue and
cheek self-awareness does well. We're certainly living in. I think the internet is such a mirror
to us that we are having a mirror to society in our art. I think it's like when you go in a mall
and there's mirrors on each sides and everything becomes a reflection of a reflection of a reflection.
I think it's why we have so many sequels. I think it's why we lean on a nostalgia so much,
but I think there's a comfort and familiarity. And sometimes that's comfort and familiarity is like
Plato's the cave where the more shadows, it becomes less of an actual fragment and it becomes
more of a concept of itself.
So this to me feels like the origins of the modern day meta.
Like this is way ahead of what meta is today in a way that is a little bit smarter
at times.
It is written by a man who gave us the very things that it's spoofing with lethal
weapon and McTiernan doing diehard.
Like this is literally the lethal weapon writer and the diehard director making a commentary
on their movie starting the guy from all the other ones that aren't those two
franchises of the time.
So it does a really interesting thing.
I mean, if this was today, it'd be if, I don't know, James Gunn was writing a Russo Brothers directed movie, but starring Keanu Reeves.
Like, it's so interesting how it's an amalgamation of these disparate parts that are better served for today's audiences.
Like, I don't think this did well, because I think I would have heard of it more.
I'd heard of it because of Shane Black, but clearly it didn't have the impact that it should have because it's more of a today movie.
and I don't know if there was a nostalgia yet for the present,
because this is a nostalgia for the present,
and I wonder if this had been made 10 or 15, 20 years later,
if I'd heard of it.
I wonder if it got made now if it would do well.
I mean, we're remaking Running Man,
we're remaking Predator,
we're remaking all the things that this is kind of in the vein of.
So I found it really interesting just from like a societal studying of,
you know, an archaeological human standpoint of,
is this too soon for our arrested development of the present?
Absolutely.
Golly.
It made me think about
impressive.
I was wrapped up in that.
Is there how I watch things now?
And sometimes it's good and sometimes
like this enhance this movie.
It often hinders my experience of movies today
because I'm thinking about what we're not
getting by focusing so much on the past
when we were happy.
And so this is beautiful because it's a present
happiness that's being extrapolated on
as opposed to a stagnancy of a bygone era.
Yeah.
Well, and this is like a really fun.
obviously riff on the kinds of action movies
that it's portraying Jack Slater
at the center of
but I think it's also like a nice
at least as of this
first honest to goodness watch for me
like it has that quality
about like you know
it's speaking to the cinephiles out there
it's speaking to those movie kids
who are glued to whatever they can get in front of them
who just love cinema
and I feel like that can go
a bit too schmaltz and a bit too like
okay get over yourself sometimes
and that can also
there are a lot of ways to go
too far into schmaltz
or into gatekeeperism or whatever with that
but I felt like this was a movie
celebrating like a love of cinema
and like an addiction to cinema
in a way that didn't feel too
it felt like just the right amount
it's like Danny knows these movies
and he's obviously like this is his sanctuary
is you know in this old picture house
with this old guy who's also you know
know a lover of films and he shows him all this stuff and you know this is his social life this is
his father figure this is a lot of things and like for us throughout time stories and entertainment
of varying stripes you know is form it even though you know you don't always want to cop to the
idea that like this stuff affects us like it can be formative especially when you're a kid and
I thought that this had like a cozy version of that without over romanticizing that if that makes sense
like his knowledge of the movies comes in handy
but there is like it also a grappling with like
but the real world is like really
harsh and you can't spend
all your time in a movie but
why do you go to these movies because they do
demonstrate some sense of
control or at least
a comfort in the tropes you know a comfort
in knowing that yeah in this
universe people don't get hurt the same way they do
and in this universe the bad guys don't win
and in some movie universes they do
you know and even that is sort of explored
you want me to bring like all the worst villains
to your reality where bad guys can win
and where people don't just rush over
the second you know you pull some nefarious act
you know it's not
not I'm not going to necessarily say that like the main focus
of this movie is having a treatise on real life
versus fiction
but it is like a strong ingredient of
the soup and that's
a lovely thing about this
and I think you know there are certain elements
I think this had the right amount of like leave them
wanting more ism where it's like it touches
on a lot of possibilities of like what the ticket can do.
And when Jack Slater comes to the real world and starts having sort of an existential crisis
that isn't like too over the top, but it is acknowledging like, I'm not even real.
I'm just that guy and that guy is the real version of me and he's not even like me.
You know, I don't even like this world that I'm in now because, yeah, my sense of confidence
and my knowledge of how things work has been completely flipped upside down.
And just like all those things, it's a risky move, I think, because this is like a four.
act movie. It really is. The fourth act is the most meta somehow. Yeah. And like once you get to that act
three of the in-movie movie, the Jack Slater four movie where they're, you know,
dropping in the tarpits and the fart bombs going off and all that stuff, you almost expect like,
okay, the movie's going to end. They're going to bring him back home and the movie's going to end.
But then, you know, you go into act four and that act four thing can be, it's an ask for the audience,
I think, because once you get to that part where they're in the tarpits, I could,
feel myself just sort of instinctually going
oh yeah the movie's going to end soon
and then it's like another half hour at least
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bottled.
This kid, it brought, it earned, it hooked me back
in after that. 100%. Yeah, yeah.
This kid was in a tonne around this era
and then nothing now. Like, it was in
lawnmower man, last action hero, prehistoria,
which I haven't thought of since, probably 93.
My Girl 2, Apollo 13.
babysitters club from 92 to 95
and then lawnmore man too
and then like nothing lately
like all tiny stuff like he's still working
he was in something to 2015 but it was a short
like this is crazy he had such a huge
career from 91 to 96
wow probably set him up for life
I hope he's like this vibe in man yeah
do you guys only guess what this movie got on Ron Tomatoes
dude do you want to guess it's probably not as good
as I'm on as good as I hope it would be
let's guess
I give it a
four to four and a half out of five, which would be an 80 to 90%.
Okay.
I'm going to say, when it came out is when the critics would be tallied, 42.
John, what do you think?
Oh, wow.
That's a little lower than I was going to guess.
And now I'm second guessing myself.
I was going to say like 54.
54.
You guys are both going super low.
Yeah.
Corey, you're really close, 41.
Damn.
Damn.
I cut my experience in half.
I was really close.
I was really, I was really, I got.
Okay, what about, do you believe in audiences, guys?
What do you think audiences gave this?
Oh, boy.
I think the only audiences that would go vote for it would be one seeking it out
and ones that are super contrarian, like people that, like, actively hated or actively love it.
So I'm going to say 78.
78, okay.
John, what do you think?
Audiences.
I'm just going to throw one out there because I have faith in the people, and I'm going to say 85.
85.
Quay, 78.
48.
Wow, guys. What the hell?
This was awesome.
This was awesome.
All right, guys, IMDB, 170,000 votes.
IMDB gives everything like a 6.7.
Is that your guess?
Because this one's bad.
I'm going to guess it's like a 5.4.
John was so close.
6.5.
It's always in the 6.0.0.
Sometimes you get up to a 7.
Something.
You're like, wow, this must be great.
I gave this four to four and a half out of five.
That's my letterbox.
Like I use letterbox for my ranking.
So four to four and a half for me.
And that's what Amazon gave it too.
It's got 5.2,000 views, four and a half stars.
I thought this was the right amount of meta, the right amount of self-aware.
I think it's way too early.
I think it's ahead of its time.
And I think that hurt it.
This is so good.
This was and then too, like all the whack.
Like it had just enough incredibly silly things.
Like you got Humphrey Bogart clipped out and he's in the lobby and you've got the T-1,000 walking out.
And you've got.
you know, whiskers
and, like, it's a movie that begs you
to go back and to pause and to scrub
and I'm sure that there are, that one
scene in particular where they first enter the precinct
is like, there have to be so many
references. This would be a franchise
today. Like, you would have a last action
hero, comma, again.
Tropic Thunder. How did I not think of
tropic thunder during that patron question? Like, that's
one of those movies. This is like that. It's in that
that is in this tradition, for sure.
But this would get a franchise
today. We'd see another one of these. It would be able to
jump into universes i mean they tried to do it with wreck at ralph well and this this feels like uh again
like arnold certainly is a guy who could have stayed in one mode but especially in this era of
his career was doing a lot of was trying to take swing like certainly doing big action too but also
trying to take swings trying to yeah rise above being typecast is just the big strong dude
kindergarten cop and yeah kindergarten cop and then you go into like the family stuff after that
you get like a jingle all the way and then back to action and then to drama and then to
And yeah, and like this feels like, yeah, the kind of choice you would make if you're kind of sharp about the business and you're aware of yourself and like I could feel everyone cooking on this. And like, yeah, the fact that he wanted to do it and he was so gung ho about it. And like it doesn't skewer him the movie. But it does like really bother to check all the detailed boxes of like, we're all waiting for you to say I'll be back, you know, or don't take every opportunity to plug planet Hollywood.
And, yeah, to get John McTiernan, of all people, you know,
who's done some big scale, you know, seminal action works for everybody to get together.
And, yeah, to kind of do a loving roast of the genre that also has, like, a charming father-son dynamic between Arnold and Danny.
And a really cool mom.
I like that the mom wasn't the villain.
Like, I didn't go, like, where were you?
Like, the mom was always more understanding that you expect.
It's like Pleasantville, too.
It's like, it's got that Pleasantville thing where, yeah, you got this, like, magical kind of, or there's like a slight magic around.
this old guy who runs the theater and yeah like there's a nostalgia but that's like i don't know
it's from an earlier moment where we weren't so steeped in that and i feel like this has the right
amount of like but no danny got to go in the real world and and arnold got to go to the movie
world and and you know they they learn where they belong and i feel like if you made this movie now
my fear would be that you know the that side wouldn't hit as hard because we do cling harder to our
nostalgia now and we want to
crystallize it whereas I feel
tribalized movie going. Yeah.
Yeah. And I feel like this
manages to do that in a way
that doesn't feel
you do this because you want to shake up the thing
not because you want to freeze it in time
forever, you know? That's not I was kind of speaking to
about it being too early and now I don't think
this could exist in this tone
but I also think that you're right like it's
a beautiful piece of the time because
we weren't so tribal about movies yet. Like
this kid was a weirdo because he loved movies
so much. Now we are real
rejects. Yeah. Now loving movies
is a job you can have. Yeah. Like this is
the most meta movie we could have watched because we're
watching it with you. We're a bunch
of Danny. We're Danny with
the internet. Oh, shoot. Yeah. So like
I kept thinking about that dirty. It too. I was like,
I'm being watched, watching a
movie about loving movies. And we're loving
movies with people that love movies. Loving us
loving movies. It is
like an or a boris of cinema.
Right? It's a cinematic
Of any movie, I think we've reacted to, I was like, I think this one broke the fifth wall.
Yeah, because if you are the fifth wall, dear viewer.
Oh, my God.
Arnold's looking at us and now, we're looking at you.
Arnold could watch us watch.
He could.
He could.
Arnold's coming below.
Arnold and Patrick just chilling out on a Saturday watching Last Action Hero reaction.
And someone could be watching Arnold, watch us, watch Danny, watch him.
That's right.
It never has to stop.
I've got to text Shane and talk about the writing of the movie of us.
watching him.
You get him on the horn right now.
Shane,
I finally seen it.
I think the,
what's the last,
21 Jump Street movies fall under this kind of.
Kind of,
yeah.
Certainly.
Not movie within a movie,
perhaps until the second,
the end of the second one.
But yeah,
like definitely like meta,
referential to the tropes and the,
yeah,
commenting on smartly how all the tropes have now changed.
Yeah.
And I feel like this is interesting
because this almost takes on a timelessness
because there's,
Just enough old classic cinema represented that that is just a flavor in the soup,
but also like so many of these tropes have endured for so long now that like they're still relevant
and this movie's language in general feels just as akin to the now as I'm sure it must
have felt at the time, if not more so.
So like that's pretty special.
Like I feel like in a weird way, even though this does date itself in some ways, it like
time, it renders itself timeless
in other ways. It goes back 50 years,
so it goes forward 50 years in its own way.
Yeah, it's wild. Like, this is a truly
unique movie. I love this. From a time
where I feel like this was a tradition
that I do miss where it's like, here's a big
kind of high, this is a good concept because it's super
high concept, but I could easily imagine how
you could sell this. But also
on top of that, you had this wave
of action movies, especially in the late 80s and the early
90s where like they do what they say on the 10
but there's more going on under the hood than you would expect and there's like a greater sense of maybe satire or some other level of humor or observation of the form or some level of commentary and I think that it's fun that so many of these movies are sort of being reappraised you know robocop is a great example of like it looks cool on the outside but it's like it's got some actual oomph to its themes or even like a starship troopers and there's actually articles about that I was just looking that up where you were talking about it's considered a long burn
not a bomb because it is eventually
made 1.6 time its production
budget, so it's almost in the black.
Wow. It grossed
137.3 million on an $85 million
budget. So, marketing
wise, you know, if you go by today's numbers,
it would need to clear 170.
It made 1.6, so it's not quite in the black,
but marketing might have been cheaper than either way.
They had a lot of ads in it
too. Like, you know, we saw... Oh, they had plenty
of... But 1.6 times your budget
is not great for the team up of the dire
director and lethal weapon writer in their heyday.
yeah with arnold like this should have been 500 million right oh my god dude well gang
any other thoughts before we thank you for joining us for a great like maybe my favorite uh
of my type of movie on this channel like i think the abyss is my favorite reaction because i
didn't expect to have be blown away this one i was like shame black i'm gonna like it and then
it was even better than i thought so this was this was a joy yeah absolutely yeah i know i had a
great time watching this and yeah i look forward to seeing other shame black films yep this wall break
this was a lovely love letter thank you for joining us for peak cinema this afternoon morning or
evening wherever what time you're watching and uh hey we'll catch you on the next one
oh yeah yeah
jameson mackintosh mickintosh jameson my dude
how cool would it be if we could use a magical ticket to venture into any movie world we want
John, what do you think Jameson, what movie he'd like to go to?
Kind of movie you would want to go to?
Yeah.
Let's see.
How about one of those English countryside movies where it's all just people being catty, but in a very subtle way?
Yeah.
You know, like a room with a view or some kind of Jane Austen shit.
Okay.
That would be really fun.
Very specific.
Yes, definitely.
I think that, not, no.
What movie?
Room with a view.
No, what is a room with a view?
it's a fair would you throw jameson into this world the world where it's like you can just live in this
this is a because it's going to be the arnold version just like in how the last action here we see
arnold doing shakespeare now we're going to see arnold in like a classic literary environment
and jamieson's going to be there too because jameson has an action movie guy name already so you are
going to be like the other suitor played by daniel de lewis who uh arnold has to take on
This makes a lot of sense.
Definitely does.
And then you're going to bust through the walls of that movie
into a totally different movie, Kindergarten Cop.
All right.
And then we can be cops together and hang out with children,
as I assume you would have fun doing.
Congratulations.
John really sold you the best pitch.