The Reel Rejects - LOKI SEASON 2 Episode 3 REVIEW!! 2x3 Breakdown, Reaction, & Ending Explained | Marvel Kang Theories

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

KANG VARIANT VICTOR TIMELY! Visit G2A For Their Incredible Deals!https://www.g2a.com/bday?gname=thereelrejects Loki 2x3 Reaction, Recap, Breakdown, Theories, Easter Eggs, Ending Explained, & Spoiler... Review where we see the return of Jonathan Majors as another Kang the Conqueror variant, Miss Minutes, & Ravonna Renslayer as Loki, Mobius, & Sylvie fight to save the universe in 1983 with a crazy ending involving He Who Remains, references to Thor, Odin, & Balder The Brave cameo. The Loki cast consists of Loki (Tom Hiddleston), Mobiuis M Mobius (Owen Wilson), Kang (Jonathan Majors), Ke Huy Quan (Ouroboros Obi), Sylvie (Sophia Di Martino), Miss Minutes (Tara Strong), & Ravonna Renslayer (Gugu Mbatha-Raw). Loki Season 2 is a big part of the MCU Multiverse for Marvel Phase 5 before we get into Avengers Kang Dynasty, Avengers Secret Wars, Deadpool 3, The Fantastic Four, X-Men, The Marvels, & So MUCH MORE! #Loki #Marvel #MCU #MarvelStudios #LokiSeason2 #TomHiddleston #JonathanMajors #KangTheConqueror #Kang #Avengers #AvengersSecretWars #AvengersKangDynasty #AvengersEndgame #AvengersInfinityWar #multiverse Loki Season 2 Episode 3 Full Reaction Watch Along: https://www.patreon.com/thereelrejects Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Aparrel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Become A Super Sexy Reject For Full-Length T.V. & Movie Reactions! https://www.patreon.com/thereelrejects Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Aparrel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-reel-rejects/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:03:22 Really, really. Because we're creatively involved in it. So it means a lot. Anyway, who rated it in the first last time? Corey, what would you rate this? I'm going to go, since I know we use decimals now, 8.9. Okay. I'm going to give this an 11.1.
Starting point is 00:03:39 All right. I loved it. I'd actually meet you at exactly an 8.9. Do you see? Yeah. All right, Corey, you can go first. Okay. I feel like this was what I wanted the second episode to be.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I also feel like this is exactly what I wanted gang to be. I'm kind of struggling with Ant Man existing in my head right now because I know it'll like ants. I like ants. But I know it's going to upset people that enjoy Aunt Man and you please enjoy what you enjoy. That defense is all over Twitter. People are like Ant Man faux life. You guys don't get it.
Starting point is 00:04:18 That's what it is full of that. He didn't actually get taken out by ants. Don't you see he fired? He was weakened by... A man that is the conquer of time was even affected by ants. So we didn't get killed
Starting point is 00:04:33 affected by ants. Who advanced their civilization thousands of years off screen. Off screen! I like ants. Okay, honey, I shrunk the kid should not have as much Venn diagram and taken out Kang as... Anyway, anyway, I think that in my head canon
Starting point is 00:04:49 the Ant Man timeline has been pruned and this is now what follows. Lowe's Loki season one in any way of having Kang. The beauty of Kang is, it is the actor's dream role. It is a villain that is the visual representation of duplicitous. It is someone whose duality is every bit of the character as well as time. It is the use of time and space. It is the use of an actor playing someone with that much multiversal and internal
Starting point is 00:05:23 conflict. And I think that Jonathan Majors is one of the great actors of our time and there was definitely some Bronson, Tom Hardy, that I enjoyed in that stage performance. But he played, he who remains in a similar way to Victor Timely, that was completely theatrical, but in a time period it worked. And then Kang was differently theatrical, but in a somber week, because he was a Kang that had been trapped, and those three performances
Starting point is 00:05:47 are just the beginning of what Kang can be in shape out. Personally, I didn't love the writing of how they had Kang, but I did enjoy what Majors brought to the performance of the now Not Head Can and Ant Man movie. I do think, however, this delivery allows for there to be the Kang Dynasty's impact of having a series of Kangs that you can feel for against and for, because now that Kang can do horrible things,
Starting point is 00:06:15 and we've met Victor Timely, who does have that childlike wonder and innocence, who does have that impact of someone you can see what they just wanted to do but still can do evil things like just disavow someone who literally caused their success, someone that is able to be Tesla but also Edison.
Starting point is 00:06:31 So I loved that element, but I did struggle a little bit with the reason it's not a nine or higher is the tone. There were moments that felt a bit Disneyified. There were moments that were like, let's make
Starting point is 00:06:47 sure this is also hijinksy fun because of the dark tone. There were a couple moments that did feel like it was a borderline slapstick that if this was a slapstick show would have fit but there's a there's a difference between mischievous and playful which i think that both hittleston wilson and uh majors do well but then you have the directing and the editing like have like it did it almost got to like where i was expecting them would run in circles and play like old british music like it it got a little much um yeah thank you that was what i was looking for uh it didn't quite mesh with the rest so it can't be a nine because that's approach
Starting point is 00:07:20 perfect but all the story advancements all the exposition all the performances all the delivery all of the fixes that i had issues with episode two were here i just had some tone stuff yeah i think i know what you're talking about because i think the intention is very clear of wanting to emulate period pieces older like so much of as compared to season one there's a lot of cinematic influences of other eras in this season and I think the choice and the intention is very obvious that they wanted to emulate kind of what, you know, those old-timey kind of humorous angles would happen
Starting point is 00:08:03 and with that kind of quirkiness and stuff. And intent is one thing, and overall execution is another. Huntford October worked, that didn't. You know what I mean? That scene felt like a sub-movie, but we didn't go, oh, that's distracting. Like, this was a little much. Yeah, I understand what they were going for.
Starting point is 00:08:20 With that whimsy, but at times just from my taste, yeah, it wasn't quite meshing for me either. It didn't quite tickle me in the way I think it wanted to. But damn, a B minus, B plus A minus, like I want the positives to shine because I agree. And I think this was a leap back from episode one. Like one was like that 9-8-2 drop from me. This is back. Yeah, and I love what they're doing because, you know, when you first say that King is going to be your big baddie for going into the next couple phases of Marvel,
Starting point is 00:08:53 you kind of have this preconceived idea of just another, like, oh, big threat, big threat. And you're starting to get a bigger, you're starting to get a better impression of what it is, of watching the creation of something. Like, there's, I like the, I like the tangibility of hope that, oh, maybe there's a way we can prevent it. Yeah, what if free will?
Starting point is 00:09:15 Like, you know, you're having that moment with Victor timely at the end. I'm like, that's not, like, this is, this is the, He's not Nathaniel Richards, but he is the king of our, of the sacred timeline. Like, maybe there's a hope here of maybe we can use this guy, maybe to fight the other versions, you know? Yeah. Like, maybe there's a chance we could learn from him. Maybe he won't turn bad, but you really don't know. You really don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Because at the end of the day, like, that's why I love the decision that they made where he does drop Rvona into the water. Because, like, there's a bad guy in it. Yeah. There's still a, there's still a narcissist in this dude. There's still a villainy within him. Like, can we trust him? And that's that paranoia that I love because they set up at the very beginning, too,
Starting point is 00:09:57 Miss Minutes saying that there's this like, I don't figure it was like, essentially there's like a contingency plan that if he who remains were to die, here's what he would want to happen, which is, again, the guileness of the deceit of he who remains, where he presented to Loki and Sylvie that, kill me, you rule that you can rule,
Starting point is 00:10:19 rule this at all. All could be chaos or, you know, but he had a plan in mind the whole time in case. So I'm like, are we just watching his plan play out right? If he hadn't been killed, would he have gotten on the sacred timeline that book? Like that element. Yeah. That's what I mean. He's still playing some domino effect in a way of possibly conjuring up some resurrection of himself. Yeah. You know, and I think it's brilliant. Because I, you don't, you just don't know. you have no idea and even though some of that corkiness of what they were attempting to emulate was not really jive with me i love when they do decide to go stranger with it like everything would miss minutes her weird obsession with wanting to become like human anatomy man i love it absolutely love it because it is uncomfortable it's um it's sexual in a way without being uh you know it's our race But it's still, like, strange and unsettling. Yeah, because she wants him.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Terestr-Stron killing it, too. Like, that performance was all her. I love it. I love it so much. Sexy disembodied clock. Yeah, I think that's great. I do have, and I love, like, Loki and Mobius, then bonding together. Everything that, like, I love the different shades we're getting a Mobius.
Starting point is 00:11:40 We didn't get the bike. I wanted the bike. Did not get the bike. Sorry. End of the season. And again, yeah, again, the set pieces are, are, are. absolutely awesome and revona i think i think what's like you know you're talking about like duality of things with rvona and mobi is oh man that ending with rvona so much happened in this
Starting point is 00:12:03 episode with like revona obviously doesn't want everything to collapse either she doesn't want the existence to come to end so there is paths that they have goals that they have that are similar but yet so different at the same time and and um i think my one thing that that i am wondering about the show if it's still gonna if it's going to bother me this might sound odd it's loki loki kind of just seems like a tv agent with superpowers now i think that's why they give him powers is like give him stuff to do and i'm missing a little bit of his personality of his personal journey. That might have also why they may let the Brad scene play up.
Starting point is 00:12:49 The personal journey, the personality. It's some of that is not seeming as much of a... It's called Loki at the end of the day. Yeah. And at the same time, like, I get he went through a character arc. But there does seem to be something. Like, Tom Hiddleston, it's weird. It's the complexity of, I think, Tom Hiddleston's killing it.
Starting point is 00:13:12 And anchors it. What he's giving, yeah. but it is just so straightforward with him and I am missing everyone else is like seems like they're getting such great development which is awesome like I love that
Starting point is 00:13:25 I just wish it was also in conjunction with Loki I feel like the season two's are often that right where at season one you have your character season two you build the sporting but then the end of season two you well yeah but nothing's perfect but at the end of season two you see
Starting point is 00:13:40 the arc that's been the slow burn like like the bear right like the have you seen the bear No. Okay. Well, the bear's a great example. I've seen better a call Saul. Breaking Bad. Those, you know, you can't...
Starting point is 00:13:49 Excuse me for Citizen Kane over here. I'm sorry, I'm sorry Goodfellas and the godfather were taken. There are shows, were they... You would definitely keep the main character. You should also watch the bear. You would very much enjoy it. It's genius. As a creative person of all stripes, you would love it.
Starting point is 00:14:05 And that does a... John knows what I'm saying. The second season, how they do that thing where the whole rest of the cast you think is rising. And then at the end, you realize that their rising has caused the shit. in the lead and you go oh the end of the second season is now was about all of them not just the support so they do that i just rewatched it that's why that's in my mind but i think the show was going to do that where tom hitelson's arc is going to really shine episode four five and six okay that's my hope because right now it has just been very uh that that is that is the one
Starting point is 00:14:34 thing that is like kind of missing for me well he hasn't not been there like the scene in the pie place we talked about the reversal we talked about like the scene with brad like there have been elements, but I do see where we're talking about everyone but him. You're not wrong. Yeah, we're not talking about. And like, it's Tom Hiddleston. He's a force. Like, it's not him. It's just what everyone else is also having to do.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Yeah, yeah. Everyone else has the much more interesting stuff happened, and he's just kind of the plot device to keep things going along. Yeah. And that is a that's something that I am correct. But sorry, John, I kind of just derailed this. No, it's okay. I mean, your points, my original rating was, what, 11.1?
Starting point is 00:15:10 And you said that, so that brought me down to like a 10.8. And then what you just said brought me down to like a 10.2. So like, I mean, yeah, no, everything you guys are saying, I, at least, I'm not affected the same way by all these things, but I do acknowledge that they're there. Like, yeah, especially in the middle of the episode with all the different guys chasing timely around who've all been bamboozled. Like, it's very of the time. But it is like an interlude you don't necessarily need. but that adds, you know, just like extra kind of chaos to everything. I was fine with that.
Starting point is 00:15:44 But, yeah, I get why maybe that would be something where you're like, ah, can we get back to the point? Let me just turn the music down. Sure. And with Loki, certainly, this is the episode where of the three, it feels the least centered around his actual character so much as, you know, there's more interesting stuff for, yeah, the supporting cast, to do, learn, experience, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:16:06 So in light of that, I would put the first episode, at the top because it's all these things it's the weird it's the intrigue it's low key and then the second episode i would rank third so far because it's still like loki and it's still about the relationships and and his tension with sylvie and all that and this is very much like a functional episode for him but what i thought this really did nicely was like i forgot about time while i was watching this this felt like a substantial little movie of an episode and i thought it really well committed to its time and place and used
Starting point is 00:16:39 it richly. Whereas last episode I was like, ah, it feels like some of these things could have been utilized and explored more richly. This is like, no, we did our, you know, 19th century Chicago episode. They understood the importance of this episode. That's a great point. I didn't feel like we cared about the 80s and that would have been fun.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Like an 80s actor episode and then an 1800 Chicago episode. You're right. The setting here was great. Yeah. And it's like it uses this sort of world's fair aesthetic and it uses the Tesla Edison, like all those trappings that are fun and are of the
Starting point is 00:17:11 time, the genre, the place are really well utilized here and everything kind of seemed to serve some level of purpose. And so even having all those hijinks, I was like, well, that's adding at least to a chase that's already ensuing between all the main characters too.
Starting point is 00:17:27 And yeah, I love that they decided and found time and means within an episode like this that is, again, getting back to the main villain. They just found time for so many great debates and questions, and that's not something I'm as used to in a Marvel, and that I thought was lovely here, because obviously the most rich one is, I loved Sylvie facing down with him, sword to his neck, and him being like, I haven't made these choices, like throwing her argument back at her. And I thought this episode was a great sort of catapulting of different arguments back and forth. You've got Ravona and Mobius kind of going in a similar direction, but for entire. different motivations. And I thought that was really tangible and lovely. And like her presence, I thought even though she is, you know, amidst all this chaos, I think it's Gugu and Batha Ra, right? Like, she's got a lovely presence even still. And I'm still interested in seeing her and how that continues. And even what her weird relationship with Ms. Minutes is now that Ms. Minutes clearly has her own motivation. And that was a thing where I'm like, we don't have to do this. And it's Disney. It's kind of a weird thing to be doing. But I'm glad we're doing it because it's all part of the possibility of the
Starting point is 00:18:35 strange little world and yeah I thought this was a well proportioned episode and I thought it did all the things I love from sci-fi kind of in one big pot you know it's got sci-fi fun in games but it's got a lot of like weird uncomfortable situations
Starting point is 00:18:51 that now we get to think about because of these extraneous circumstances and it's also got the personal stuff the heft of the journey for somebody like Sylvie but also like the real question of like yeah it seems like we're backed into a corner where the solution is either bring Victor timely back or somehow strong our miss minutes into doing this
Starting point is 00:19:09 and so either way we're in kind of a bad position here so you know we got to choose the lesser of two evils and yeah i don't know i just thought all of that was really a facious and really you know easy to get swept up in and yeah it was fun in games but also like nice and cerebral and odd and emotional too so i'm gonna i'm gonna go back i'm gonna go to a nine you just you tip me up one that point one i'm at i'm at nine oh now because of the setting point that's a really good point So yeah, I think this was exceptional. Like this was, it's not quite the perfect, near perfect, I thought the first was, but this was really good. Like this feels like what I wanted Loki season two to be when season one ended.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Like this, using time, using space, using Kang, building out phase, I would have thought of this as phase four before they, I think, early ended phase four. But this phase four, time and space continuum situation, and it does feel like it's going to lead nicely to what I assume Deadpool 3 and King Dynasty are. Ravona was in that recording in that first episode Ravona sounded like they were partners at one point Yes And is that what Miss Minutes was going to convey? Oh, that's a good point That you guys
Starting point is 00:20:15 This does happen You've already gotten what you wanted in the past Or something or in a different scenario What is that mystery? Because it seems like they were partners And then he had the whole thing of like Never mind, I'm gonna wipe your memory now you're just the main judge you know yeah um that'd be interesting because that'd be that would piss her off
Starting point is 00:20:33 like hey you you you had power and then it was taken from you sorry yeah so we've already lived this think they're gonna do at least we've lived this and you lost yeah because she isn't a loop of bringing him back the tv already if there's a double loop of like everything you fight for is for not mm-hmm oh god and dropping her off with like his decomposing body oh man that was dark yeah yeah i mean to for my money this is still the best show like can seeing loki as a whole like this is you know what i just realized too why i think some of that corkiness didn't work for us
Starting point is 00:21:03 because the show did not change how fucking dark it's like physically like how it's lit my 1800 lights and i was like it's so timing it's still like shot with this like super dark cinematography i did i was looking for like AJ's homes in the background like are they going to do
Starting point is 00:21:20 a murder in the background at the fair are we going to go to the murder hotel is the hotel in the fact so it didn't quite compliment the visual aesthetic The fanfare I loved. Took us to the very end of this to get there, but I think that's what clicked for me. The fanfare I loved it, I couldn't place why I loved it. You're right.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I've been working until like three or four in the morning every day this week, guys. So, like, I have a very delayed trade-a-thon on everything. But, yeah, that is the... That I think you're like, because the fanfare I loved it. I was like, this is perfect. And then at the end of the end, I was like, I don't like... There's something not quite magic here. And that's what it was.
Starting point is 00:21:50 I wanted to see the magic. It felt like we were at Disney Lander World on a set, and they were playing that music. And I was like, I'm uncomfortable. Like, I just felt like Disney was telling me how to feel. Yeah, yeah. But, man, like, a nine, man. Yeah, man. But, yeah, guys, look.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Look, look, listen. Everyone's got, everyone's got opinions. I'm gonna, I'm sticking my 8.9. We're all in a very simple page. I think there's some, I do think that at times the pacing of this, like, from the second episode of this one, there are some just off things I think about its pacing. that it can just like i don't know how to describe it and and honestly i got a level with you guys um i don't often like using this as some excuse i have been very sleep deprived all week
Starting point is 00:22:39 and i do think that sometimes i can affect like the way i i intake a certain kind of oddity with it with the way something is pace i'm not i'm not used as an excuse to be like actually it's great it's just it's just me it could beat the show itself i i don't know it's all subjective at the at the day. Can I levy a conspiracy theory? Yeah. What if maybe this was intended to be like episode two and then all this shit went down and they were like let's wait till
Starting point is 00:23:04 later in the season to get to Jonathan Majors let's cram something else in there first. Let's put more Rafa in there because it did feel like two was like extended and put in in a spot. Yeah it felt like extended and truncated and kind of like it could have fit elsewhere. And everything they're saying about Loki
Starting point is 00:23:22 now I'm in the tired defend your negative criticism thing even though I'm like mainly super positive because why is it this an 11 point out for you
Starting point is 00:23:34 I don't know that weird loop in my own head you pre-read the comments when you work so much on a video you see like a couple of negative comments it's the Greg who remains
Starting point is 00:23:45 from the future past you're killing these cuts it's the Loki I think I think everything they've presented about him
Starting point is 00:23:54 is just repetitive from what they've already done with in season one. Like, even everything Brian was saying to him in the second episode, I'm like, we've already done this. You are a bad guy. Yeah. And the same thing with like the little tidbits here where Ravona's like, you can't trust that guy. And I'm like, that's not really part of the character.
Starting point is 00:24:15 But at the same time, yeah, I think there's just like, we need something new with. You guys know how tired Greg is? He just confidently called Raphael. sell Brian when his name is Brad but you said it with Setch Fervor. You're like what name Brian we're talking? It's not Brian? Definitely Brad. Hey, you're tied. Wow. That proves the tiredness of this man.
Starting point is 00:24:34 He was like, Brian. You forgot a white guy name. He's just like, I'm trying to hide my tiredness all week until like the last five minutes of this video. I really enjoy that on a time travel show, future Greg is like, I don't want to read those comments. So if past Greg has to say some stuff to subvert
Starting point is 00:24:50 those comments, I'm going to read in the edit later. Those people already type those comments and turn off the video before they even heard of it. I think they have them in a note. They just copy and paste once the video posts. They don't watch the video. They've got their comments planned out for the whole season in advance. They just madlib. They just madlib insults. They're like, we're going to put it in here. And there's that one guy that's like, get Coy off the channel.
Starting point is 00:25:06 And he just saves them and puts in different adjectives. I love that guy. I love that guy. Fonniest comment about you. Oh, my God, my favorite comment. I think it was on a Gen V1. Oh, no. Which was Coe's the kind of guy who claps when the plane lands.
Starting point is 00:25:24 That is so funny. I like that so much. I'm a clapper. You know, I fly too much for that. We should all be clapping when a plane lands. It's a miracle. We survived. We just hurtled in a tube through the sky.
Starting point is 00:25:41 We just hope we land, okay? He's got to clap when a plane lands. Actually, that does serve the way I see the world. We're getting all of this. It's a gift. So, yeah, I'm a clap. I'm happy we're here. Statistically, it's still the safest way to travel.
Starting point is 00:25:53 It is statistically. Superman guys when I take off my seatbelt I clap too because I made it there I got there in the car when I stopped because I'm just like when I dismount my bicycle I got better myself I get off my long board I'm like done did it any time I'm roller skating skateboarding cross the major intersection from I'm clapping on the lime scooter you should see me read a book every flip man something wrote that I really enjoyed that page all righty guys everyone claps when that happens that's anyway we should clapping for you when we get to the end of the video
Starting point is 00:26:26 you guys a patron for the day shoutout all right guys well we got to catch up on some shoutouts here because there's only so many days left in a month we got shot two patrons and we have discovered that artificial intelligence chat tbT is a brilliant writer in its own mind
Starting point is 00:26:42 so we wanted to bring to life the fantasy of two patrons that we know if they met each other in person what it might go down like during this spooky season time so john please pick a couple names. Who do you got? Who do we know? Who have we gotten to know? Let's
Starting point is 00:26:58 do Mikhail Linden and let's do Chris Wammoth. All right. Kale Linden and Chris Wammoth. Yeah. All right. Okay. Perfect. All right. Okay. We got this. I got this.
Starting point is 00:27:14 So I'm going to say, I need you to create a scene of two characters. Just want the dialogue. A stick of coming. I tell you, if you will. Here's their personalities and have them meeting each other or catching up while bumping into one another during trick-or-treating. But let's spice it up. Oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Really make it intense and something out of a horror movie. But make sure to incorporate all these things that I'm going to list about their personality traits. Of course, got to be comfortable. Okay, all right. So Chris Wammoth, how would you describe it? Selfless individual. Selfless individual. Or just some facts about him.
Starting point is 00:27:58 He's been arrested for fighting the good fight. Yes, yes. He makes good trouble. He's to be found at a protest sticking up for the little man. Likely to be found at a protest sticking up for the little man. He's a charitable guy. Charitable individual. Also a bit of a movie geek as well.
Starting point is 00:28:22 you'd hope so being here it's just like a de facto character type uh lives in the Midwest I think sure for this story you live in the Midwest lives in the Midwest yeah and what are just the things we imagine
Starting point is 00:28:39 about him that maybe we don't know for sure okay like he's I think he's a fast runner he's a fast runner slow reader slow reader real ladies has trouble sleeping gets ladies like nobody's business. All right. I love it, John. I love it. Okay. Now, Mikhail Linden. Okay. Linden. All right. Obviously from Sweden.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Swedish. Obviously. I'm going to write down four of them. Obviously from Sweden. Yes, absolutely. Love James Bond movies. That's really the only two things we know. That's right. We've been milking that for years. He's a classy guy. Classy guy. I would say like major bookworm. Major book. Yeah. Super into yes thought Robert Oppenheimer was correct um just about all of it just yeah about every considered voting for Donald Trump yeah these are the things that I just imagine about you macaille totally even though he couldn't legally because he's in Sweden he has a drag alter ego yeah
Starting point is 00:29:45 drag alter ego um uh consider stanos was right yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, he sides with villains. And secretly watches every Mel Gibson movie after, post his arrest. Yes, only that period of Mel. And he's a big Ezra Miller fan as well. And Big Ezra Miller fan. And often quotes and recites the Christian Bail rant when out of words in an argument. Make sure you include the word rant there so it knows where to source.
Starting point is 00:30:22 this gold for a christian bail terminator salvation on set rant all right let's see let's see how good it's watch guys you're about to see magic happen the future is here all right let's see what it generates okay okay here we go oh my goodness setting always really thinking about this one a desolate midwestern street the last rays of sunlight disappearing the thick fog rolling in obscure his vision making the evening even more eerie the occasional hood of an owl or rustling of leaves is all that breaks. The silence, the scene is set for a chilling Halloween night. Ah, I'll be Chris.
Starting point is 00:30:58 All right. Suddenly bump into a tall finger. Catch your breath. Damn, sorry, man. This fog's no joke. You're all right. Adjusting his collar with a slight Swedish accent. Just do a British accent.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I'm fine. You should watch where you're going. But then again, I was lost in... I'm going to try it. I'm fine. You should watch where you're going. But then again, I was lost in thought about... Oppenheimer's contribution to science. A tragic genius, that one.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Huh? I'm more than fighting for the here and now, like sticking up for the little guy. Genius, genius, replacing everyone. This is what the writer's treatment. Definitely. Protests or rallies. That sort of thing. Ooh, I'm a man of action.
Starting point is 00:31:46 But even in action, one must know when to speak and when to listen. Even every Christian bails a rant. on the set of terminator salvation that's me when i'm at the loss for words i can't say i've heard it i'm more of a movie geek so i'm not likely to hear this christian bail rat yeah nothing to do with movies so let's own the celebrity drama but sounds intense oh it is much like the intensity of james bunn's missions are you a fan i've always been drum to his world i've seen a few but hey if you want intensity try running at top speed through the midwest fields the wind in your face and the thrill of freedom in your chest.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Oh, running away or running towards something. Sometimes I don't even know. Sleep doesn't come easy to me. Ah, the burden of a restless mind. I often find solace in books, but even then, sometimes my thoughts wonder, like considering the perspective of someone like, Thanos? Sounds heavy.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Thanos, huh? Can't say I agree with him. But hey, we have all our controversial opinions. I mean, I get quite some attention. from the ladies, but it doesn't make me any more understood. Ah, the age-old struggle. I myself considered voting for Trump once, but let's not delve into politics. Instead, tell me, are you familiar with Ted Sir Miller's work?
Starting point is 00:33:08 I can't say I've seen a lot, but Mel Gibson, how that's a name. Been secretly catching up on his stuff post-the-rest. Secrets on Halloween? How fitting. And speaking of secrets, let's just say that in some circles, I'm not always known as Miguel. Sounds mysterious, but hey, we all have our secrets. So it makes the night like this even more intriguing.
Starting point is 00:33:31 The two men with their differing views and mysterious oras continue down the foggy street. The atmosphere charged with the weight of their conversation and the unknown horrors of Halloween night. Look, these shoutouts might take way longer to do, but the time exponentially flies by. It's worth every second. This was ripped out of real life.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Wow. Wow. We have every right to fear and put precautions in place. Yeah, now is the time. Because I could see a screenwriter taking this material and adapting it. Yeah, it's drawing from everywhere
Starting point is 00:34:08 across the internet. How can you beat that? Plus, with directions as clear as these and everything, like it's going to be spitting out scripts in the whole time. Shout out for Vigali, Chris. Love you guys.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Thank you.

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