The Reel Rejects - ROAD HOUSE (2024) MOVIE REVIEW!!!
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And without further ado, in three, two, one, roadhouse.
Brilliant, beautiful.
Oh, wow.
That was something special.
But I would say.
Like the last hour of this movie
Really clicked for me a lot
When we do get at the bar
When Karl McGregor shows up
And when we get the
Billy Magnuson actually being a villain
That turn where he doesn't just feel like
He's an impotent like waste
Like and I get that as a villain
Like you have someone that's like
Oh daddy issues and like I didn't do enough
But once he turned actually like menacing
Yeah and I like that Dalton
Just decides to embrace going like full dark
Because that the movie
The first one kind of nods to like
Him having reluctance to kill
right like the whole like throat rip is him like i had to do it this is like 11 like they're like you
had to do it and then it turns his character into someone new yeah yeah yeah um i i i like i like
i like jake jillenhan hall a lot man uh he's a very charming guy here the physique that he has here
bananas like gnarly like i've never seen abs like tom cruise has that short guy physique where his abs
are like crazy because there's only so much room he's also like 60 well yeah but like this this is like
Jake Chillon Hall's like six foot.
So to have that much of a protruding, like that's, what was he doing?
Yeah, I know.
It was like looking at a sandwich or something.
I don't know what it was going on there.
Like, yeah, it was like bricks.
You can tell like trained.
And his physicality, like obviously South Park training, he trains like, I love his
articles in himself and stuff when he talks about how much like training means to him.
It's something I interviewed the dude like five years ago and we actually talked about training
quite a bit because we were doing a comic book show and like the antithesis of that is training.
Like, I was trying to be like, I'm not just this nerd, like, let's talk about other stuff to try to get him to talk about his whole career instead of just one thing.
And the joy the guy had, as soon as you mentioned, like, anything physical, he lit up.
And it shows here, like, why he'd want to do a role that would be, this is an opportunity for me to have the best dietitians, the best nutrition is the best, like, live this life for six months.
And that's why I think the movie worked when it did was he clearly wanted the physicality adult and he wanted to play in that space and to fight one of the greatest UFC fighters in the history of the sport, let.
him get more physical than I think he could have
in any other way. Oh, the opportunity to
do a fight scene. With Connor McGregor. Like, I would
have, like, so many out-of-body experiences.
Just looking at the face of... This is Connor
McGregor. Yeah. You know? I mentioned
in the review, I've been in the space of
him twice and once was just out at a restaurant
and talked briefly. And then
another time I went to Ireland and he was training
in the place I was training. And
the dude's energy
is like you're around a lion.
It is so terrifying.
Like, when you're at a zoo and you see a lion and you're like,
that glass is keeping me alive.
Being around Connor is like,
oh,
I could die if something goes wrong.
And it was really cool
to see them capture that energy
in a movie because,
you know,
a lot of times athletes turned actors.
It doesn't translate.
A lot of times the dialogue stiff.
There were a couple line readings
that I didn't love.
But like overall,
his presence was so much more important
and he did act well.
Like overall,
like overall,
it was a welcome part of the experience.
But I was really so happy
that they captured like
how terrifying it is to be around the dude.
And when you read interviews
or if you hear him
when he's not in character,
he's this like,
I'm trying to find a piece within the animal that I am.
Like he's always like he's got that trying to find a way to direct this energy.
And he's always about like what it is to have martial arts be the art as well.
But he's like this animal.
And like this movie felt like Jake represented when you have it under control.
Connor represented when you lose control.
And then by the third act, Jake had lost control.
So I kind of like the moment where the boat slams into the thing of like, oh, he's like Connor.
Like these these guys are running parallel.
And it was a symbolism I would have liked more of.
Sure.
I feel like that's a thing that it could have used.
And I think that's where the movie's kind of at odds with itself of where to like lean in.
Because the action, I think Doug Lyman really knew, here's what I want for the action scenes.
A part of me was wondering like if he wanted to do this movie just because it was an excuse to experiment with the action scenes.
It felt like it at times.
Like you know what you see like Michael Bay with ambulance, also starring Jake Chillinghall?
Where he's like, I got drones in L.A.'s empty.
Yeah.
Because it's a little, it's like a lot, the first hour, the scenes fall a little bit flat for me, you know, and I'm like, where's that?
Slap fight's great.
Where's that Doug Leibman, like, you know, personality, you know?
He's done like all kinds of movies, Edge of Tomorrow, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, swingers, I believe.
And, uh, the firstborn, the first born movies in movies.
And those movies are entertaining when there's not action happening.
Right.
And this movie, to me, I'm like, I'm missing the entertainment factor for some reason.
reason only in that primarily in that first hour it would it would fluctuate sometimes it was like
relatively engaging and admittedly like the first the road house to me we went into that original
suezy one hearing like it's a classic and in my mind it became like an instant classic
like that was undoubtedly one of my favorite reaction videos we've ever filmed here ever like hands
down so we had a lot to live up to in five days yeah we're like just just changed my life
Okay, actors I like and know and love in the present day.
Now, let's watch the next version, you know, and immediately try not to compare it, right?
It was a little, it was a little bit challenging.
So I wasn't really comparing plot points.
I was really just comparing why was that original working so well and what are they kind of missing from here?
And I think this movie at times wanted to really be taken very serious and the weight of the
drama, it really would sometimes just be kind of slowing things down.
It was slowing the movie down.
I also think it rested a little on the weight of the first one where it was like, okay,
the first one had a bunch of cool bar music scenes.
We got to show the bar music.
Like, there were things that felt like they did it for the sake of the first one.
Yeah, I didn't know if we wanted to be like a remake or do its own thing fully.
And the story didn't do the first one.
So I was like, why are we showing the bar musicians so much?
Because I know that was a trope.
But I did like the literal love letter of like PS on his arm.
because, like, they did Doni Narco together.
I read that he wanted to have a tattoo that represented him.
And I like that there were love letter moments, like some of the dialogue, but that
would have been enough.
They didn't need to have so many elements that felt like it was beholden to the first.
Yeah, that's why I loved when he just was like, I'm going to kill people.
Like, this is so different.
I love this because, yeah, a part of those plot points that they're aping from the original
roadhouse works so well because of who Dalton is in that movie.
Yes.
And Dalton is a very different Dalton.
He's like, I need a master being like a Tai Chi Kung Fu warrior.
I'm also banging people.
And I'm the, I'm a cooler.
I'm leading this bar.
Like, there's that great bar speech, that classic bar speech.
And, uh, remember I'm talking like, we've held rubber speech.
It is so good.
It's just five days ago for us.
It is so magic.
What are you accomplished?
But it's like, yeah, I get why people love this movie.
And, and, and, and, and so when you're pulling over scenes from there,
and putting it here, I'm like, well, but if you're eliminating the elements of why that
worked there, because it's everything around those scenes that make those scenes work, suddenly
those scenes are just going to be like, okay, yeah, that's kind of reminded me of the other one.
So this movie was actually working on its best when it was not roadhouse one.
Yeah, when it was doing its own thing is when I thought it was working on its best.
Yeah.
And it was when it was being a Roadhouse remake or like half-heartedly trying to do it.
its own thing, but kind of at odds.
Like, I love the stupid-ass henchman guy.
Oh, my God.
That guy was amazing.
And he was no one from the first that I remember.
Yeah, I don't know who was.
He was awesome.
I also think it's interesting that the entire first act,
I was aware that I'm like,
I really like Jessica Williams.
I really like Danielle Melcher.
I really like Billy Magnuson,
but I never was able to be like,
I'm as captivated by their story as Jake Gyllenhaal.
And like, the casting's good and the people they put in those roles.
Like, those are all people I would seek the work of.
So when I saw this cast,
I was like, oh, greatest hits of what I enjoy right now.
But I definitely think there was a magic missing with the blend of them.
Yeah.
Because of the first act trying to be more like the old one.
Yeah.
So I was like, are you under the impression you're trying to take out like the so bad it's good or the cheesiness of the original?
And because then at times it would seem like it would lean into the cheese.
So that's why I thought the movie was a little bit at odds with itself.
Because to me, the original roadhouse doesn't seem like they ever intentionally did cheesy.
That's what was.
magical about it.
And that's what's so hard to replicate in 2024.
You can't intentionally, you can't just intentionally do that, you know?
Let's make a classic.
Yeah.
So it's like you've got to really embrace.
Are you going to be like this balls to the wall thing?
Are you going to be this like ruthless?
He's going to go like fucking, you know, Ryan Gossack and drive and just start murdering people at the last hour.
You know, what are you doing here?
But I think if we had this not as a roadhouse remake, if you look at the pieces of the hole, those succeed.
Exactly.
Mostly.
Yes.
Yes.
And I was able to eventually separate myself from the original and just watch it.
And I'd be like, yeah, I still feel like some of these scenes are a little bit of a bore.
But the action scenes, again, in the, I love how Doug Lyman chose to capture with this like following the movement.
I've noticed that's kind of a thing that's happened in a lot more action movies.
And I thought he infused a lot of these neat blends with like POV shots that were very effective, a little gimmicky, but damn the gimmick would work on me.
me.
When that boat came at me, I jumped out of my seat.
Yeah, sometimes it was just stunts, you know.
Yeah, I was like, oh, shit.
Yeah, it's not even like fistfights.
Like, and the choreography was really good.
And the choreography was elevated by the impressive camera work and the sound design
of people getting hit and stuff.
Like, it felt like bare-knuckle boxing.
Yeah.
I really, I really enjoyed it for those action scenes that were, that were here.
So I like the movie.
I do.
I do.
I don't love the movie.
And I think, I'm with him.
I think the trailer looked like, I only saw the trailer once, so I didn't really remember what happened.
I remember the trailer being like, this is going to be like a friggin, like, roller coaster of a fun time.
And the movie itself seemed like it wanted to be taken a little more seriously at times.
Yeah, I think I would have shaved off 10 minutes, and I never feel this way about movies.
I'm usually like, more plot.
But I would have shaved off 10 minutes of like one of the plot lines.
Yeah.
Just kind of move into like one set of henchmen or like a little less.
Or like two minutes less bookstore, two minutes less of that henchman group.
like just a little consolidated
because I really think
Connor has a captivatingness
that I wanted more of.
But I don't know if I would have added
I think that was the right amount
which is other things were a little too much
because he was the right amount.
Jake Gyllenhaal is obviously
a movie star for a reason
but I definitely found that
in the first act I was like
mainly enchanted by the charm
of the character he was portraying
not really his own story
but then the payoff worked
it just didn't feel like by the time we got there
like we needed that boost
that Connor required.
So there was something to
the pacing of the first act that
I think it was the blend of tones
they accidentally found
in the first roadhouse.
They had too many tones
in a modern movie that
not necessarily we're trying to replicate it,
but I think we can look back
on 1989 or 91 or whatever the year
that came with, like 20 tones worked
because we have this like,
oh, what an insane thing they made.
Now 20 tones were like,
what's going?
Because some of those tones were too serious.
I wonder if in 20 years,
by the time we get to movies in 2044, if this will feel cheesy in the same way,
because it'll feel like a bygone era of, like, wacky.
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Yeah, well, I never, like, laughed at anything for how ridiculous it was.
You know what I mean?
And I don't need the movie to be that.
Like, if a movie decides to be more serious, as long as if they're going, like, that's what I mean by why that, I think that moment really clicked for us at the bar with the...
That was so serious.
Bill and Magnuson.
And Magnuson, when he confronts Jake Gillenot at the bar with the footage.
It's like, that's a very tense scene.
Yeah, I'm engrossed in this.
I'm like, this shit's working.
Finally, you know, the actual drama.
And then it stays.
It's working.
Right.
Yeah.
And, and like, you know, we went from like equalizer to equalizer two, which
Equalizer 2 decides to become this like a heavy drama.
Yeah.
This was like one and two put together.
We loved Equalizer, too, you know.
And so to me, it's not that because they try being a little bit more serious.
I think their tones were just too disparate.
Well, this is a round.
Iron Tomatoes is bad.
It's doing bad.
Well, it's like fresh, but like not great.
Like 68 or something last like.
It's like just survived at the fresh meter.
But it's not, I don't know if it's made for.
It's not made for Rotta Tomatoes.
Yeah.
I think it's like 7 on MBD, 68 Rodden Tomatoes, something around there.
It's doing that like, you know, it's a roadhouse.
It's not Roadhouse.
Yeah.
Also, I love that we literally didn't grow up with it, but we're both like,
Roadhouse.
But here's what it's made the classic.
Like, everyone has the same tone when they say a roadhouse and we have not earned it yet, but we
totally say it the same.
Like, we act like we saw it at age three.
And it's so, it's Roadhouse.
And this one, I think we'll have an audience.
And I think I'm glad to see, you know.
I think this movie will have the clips you look up.
Yeah, I will watch the fuck into that last play.
Yeah, the fights, I think people will look up.
The two fights with Connor and Jake, I'm watching it.
Whereas like original Roadhouse, you're going to look up the lines.
You're going to look up the monologues.
You're going to look up the action scenes.
You're going to look at all up.
I mean, if there's one thing on.
You're going to learn that the doctor is actually his wife.
I didn't know that.
Swayze actually married her.
Really?
That's amazing.
See, I researched.
I'm probably good
just knowing this movie.
It gave me what I wanted.
I'd give it like a B.
It's in all ways.
It's a B movie that's sometimes
accomplishing a B movie,
but it's also a B for me.
It's not quite an A.
Like as a good as the performances were,
there were moments that didn't work.
But it's not a C.
It's not average.
Like to me, the stunts,
the performances, the magnetism,
the delivery of a new Dalton,
the chances it took goes above average.
I think this lands at like a four star,
like a B for me.
maybe three and a half, probably four.
Yeah, I think the interest of whether their hearts are really at in terms of the action scenes.
And making Connor McGregor, you know, like, just pulling him over here was so smart.
Because it's like they're not trying to sell you one.
He is this character.
Like, we know it's Connor McGregor.
Camera.
Everyone knows is Connor McGregor.
We're not going to hide that fact.
Just put, make him Connor McGregor.
Yeah.
And I think that was a great call.
But it wasn't, it didn't pull me out.
And so much to the point,
like I was always aware
I'm watching Connor McGregor.
Yeah.
Yet he was effective
in the movie experience.
And you know what I mean?
Who that reminds me exactly of?
Arnold in the beginning.
Arnold?
Like Terminator and earlier Arnold.
Okay.
Yeah.
They dubbed over him his first movie.
Like, it was just Arnold for the sake of that.
Yeah.
Literally naked Connor McGregor reminds me
of naked Arnold Determiner.
They're just like just let him go
and let him be him.
And look how good like by the time
kindergarten cop rolls around like Arnold's a really good actor.
I'd love to see Connor like I don't think he's got 10 years left fighting in.
I don't know if he has five, but if he does want to pursue this, it'd be cool to like,
he's not bad.
I think he can improve and he's not a bad starting point.
Some people should never act.
I think Connor brought something special.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, because we've seen Connor, because Carter is, he's a performer, you know, like all
the promotional stuff that he's been doing when it, like, when it comes to file, like, who can,
He learned another language to tease Jose Ildo enough that he beat him in 15 seconds.
He learned another language to make fun of him in his home turf.
So you could feel that there was a bit of like, because using dialogue is completely different
than improvising and doing a guideline and performing with a crowd.
So at times I felt that there was a bit of a restraint in his voice.
Yeah.
Where I'm like, oh, there's like kind of something that's holding back a little bit, not like an
intentional like, oh, this performance is subtle.
But you could tell there's not as.
a camera awareness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like the repetitive dialogue and you're performing and stuff.
And I noticed it when it was one-on-one, when he had a crowd, like, or a fight scene, he did great because
that it was like, I'm fighting a guy. But like him with Millie Magnuson, I was definitely like,
okay, we're learning. Because he's still like playing a character and doing a scene, but I thought
he was still like just fine enough, right? And I do think he has room to improve. And I've seen
like the Connor McGregor documentary that was on Netflix. And like, he's not just, you know,
a maniacal Irishman. Like, he's what I was saying about like his persona versus. He could be a
very, like, serious, smart, hardworking, intelligent, a philosophical guy.
But even when he's quiet and calm, he's terrified.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's what I feel like that captured.
And I would love to see that version of him really brought to the screen.
That's not just relying on the smile of the charm.
Yeah, because I, the part that I did hear me to Connor McGregor was more of that documentary shit that I saw.
Some of his quotables, man.
The guy speaks in, like, poetry at times.
And I think this showed his potential of what he can be as an actor.
And, yeah, I just love watching him and Jake Gyllenhaal square off.
I had enough fun with it, but, but no.
But you can't, like, I thought that this movie would just, like, aim to be, like, a really fun movie, like, like, Fast and Furious Tone or some shit.
Yeah.
Some more or more of that kin.
And, um, that's why they cast the Fast Five Villas?
And I would have been fine.
I would have, that's where he's from.
I mean, can place it.
Cannot place it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I, and I wish that.
And it's, there's something like Doug Limerich, like, trying to make, like, a semi-Michael Mann movie at the same time.
time that's what I felt like he wanted to go get mojitos in Cuba on the speedboats so I I feel like this was still a streaming movie I do too and I and I know the rumor is that they offered him one budget if they wanted theatrical a higher budget of a straight to streaming I don't know how true that is it's just a rumor but I do feel like if it was a smaller budget cutting a few minutes and releasing this in theaters it would have done better because this movie with a crowd being insane yeah I would love this movie with a raucous crowd yeah yeah needed like a little punch up on personality in the script and a little punch up
up on editing and some of the other scenes.
But for the most part, the thing you show up for were the fight scenes.
They delivered.
Like, it never got to the point where I was like,
yeah, I can't really enjoy this action because the other scenes were like not,
not jiving enough for me.
The action itself.
And then the last,
I guess I'm so caught up in that first hour,
but the last hour really worked for me.
Yeah.
But you're like,
oh,
that last hour would have been even more.
If we got in there quicker.
If we got there in a way that was like,
this is already so much fun.
Yeah.
But overall, like a beat for me,
I think I'm curious what everyone else finds in it because like I said, this isn't a movie for critics.
This isn't necessarily something it's going to be for everyone.
But let us know in the comments below what this was for you.
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