The Reel Rejects - SALTBURN (2023) IS WILD! MOVIE REVIEW!!!

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

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And I'm here with Roxy. And, wow, before watching this. I was told that there's going to be a hard movie to blur. I don't think so, actually. I feel like we can get away with some of this. It's nowhere near as bad as it was hyped up to be. In terms of like the gratuitous sexual stuff, I was like, no, it's not. I mean, Greg.

It goes there, but it is so not. That bathroom scene, the grave scene, and then the ending scene, come on. Sure, I guess. I think, I think HBO is worse. I think euphoria is worse. I think euphoria is worse by a lot. I think there's like some gross out stuff, but it's... Do you do watchalongs for euphoria?

No, but I've seen all of euphoria. I'm like... I'm just saying, I think that's what... Yeah, whoa. And this, like, the stakes were just so much higher, too. Oh my God, that was really good. That movie was excellent. I think that was one of the best movies of 20...

Undoubtedly, sometimes he's like hyped up Oscar films. I feel like Oscar Beatty shit to me. And this was a... I thought this was a very transportive, wonderful. experience that was genius I think it's a genius movie it's very genius it doesn't feel pretentious which is what I was worried it was going to be

because like rich family poor guy and then it's just so not that yeah that was really good they did an amazing job with the casting and then every single shot they made count and with those things combined

plus the music to me was just so fantastic It was just a home run. Yeah, the snaking in its own tail and the credits here, an auriborous effect. Yep. I feel like this would also make an amazing rewatch. To see what you could pick up on?

The little seeds planted throughout because I think, who's this director? I don't know who this director is. Emerald Fennell. She's really, really good. Her big thing was promising young woman, which was kind of like this in terms of a little bit of at the end. And almost like a revenge movie, but not a revenge movie.

I think she's actually gone on the record to say she doesn't do revenge movies, but in the way that this was like a gotcha thing. I don't know. She's really good. I'm not going to, I'll try my best to sound like I'm smart here. And, you know, I might sound a little bit pretentious or at least trying to be. As we try to. You're trying to be pretentious?

I'm going to try to be pretentious. Okay. As I try to. Put on your pretentious. face. Let me just put this back. Be a little

pretentious. Aha. Good point, sir. Legs crossed. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay, what do you got?

Pretentious, man? As we unpacked this movie, it is a thought-provoking film. What I love about it is this is one where I'm sure that's open it's of course open to interpretation of what the movie is really all about and I thought as the movie was playing out that I was going to get some things about like commentary where they're talking to me about like if the rich or whatever that it was going to be one of those movies and to me what I what I was so impressed by was that it's it seems like they put character motivation first and foremost and that is really the theme of the movie which is like desire and obsession and that is the character of uh of oliver is he is nothing but desire and

obsession to the point where he will lie to the nail about anything and believe his own lies and i found it such a fascinating portrayal that you're watching this whole experience through his point of view as you're unpacking this side of the world that most of us don't know or can't experience right and you they throwing you into his perspective essentially our villain's perspective to like of course you would desire something like you know we always talk people to always talk a shit about one percenters but there's that part in all of us that's like but it might be a little bit cool to be a one percenter right and i think this movie toys with that with the audience of like oh yeah i mean all over most of us yeah don't really have money

it'll come from nothing, but man, I mean, thrust into this lifestyle and but also placing into the uncomfortableness of being ostracized for being less than at first before getting indoctrinated into the wealthy family side. I thought it was so brilliant because he is the villain of the story, but they don't set, they don't tell you that right away. He's the villain though. And it is almost a breaking bad eska situation where you're like, we're watching the monster coming to fruition, but he was a monster from the beginning, like from the get-go. He's always been

this con artist. It was a genius performance. Brilliant. It might be my favorite male performer of 2023 that I've seen. I haven't seen them all. I haven't seen like the Paul Giamatti movie. But to me, yeah, I think

well, I think Kelly Murphy is like the front runner for Oppenheimer and I thought it was absolutely brilliant in that film. this takes the cake. This is the thing. I like that little Joker tease we got in the Batman, but this made me go, oh, man,

I would love to see this guy as the Joker more than anything else. Yeah, I definitely feel you in all of that. Going back to something you said a minute ago, though, what do you feel is the message of the movie? I don't know if there's a message. Yeah. I'm sitting here trying to, like, rack my brain about what this movie was trying to say. and really it was kind of a slice of life film

and I think that that's interesting but I do think that there is there are many lessons throughout number one I am always so I'm scared crapless of people and until you can't know somebody that quick like nobody can know anybody that quick and that is always scary when you see people

that get so close to people within a couple of months right a few months and it's like ooh but who is somebody even you could know somebody for years and still not even know them so i do think this is like uh how well do you know somebody and love versus lust situation almost two where it's like are you being courted by somebody it or are your feelings for that person real i mean friendship feelings romantic feelings as we're watching this he's just like a a blue-eyed serpent man like anybody the mom crushed on him the daughter crushed on him the cousin crushed on him i even felt at times that felix had feelings for him you know there's moments where i'm like is felix into him like

he just was he was that it guy and when we started the movie i was like wow felix is the it guy like felix is the guy everybody wants to be around but really at the end of the day it wasn't felix that everybody was swooning over. It was Oliver. I mean, it was both them in different ways, but like Oliver found a way to hone in on every person and make them feel seen. That's why he focuses on the daughter's eating disorder, right?

Because he's like, nobody is talking to her about this. Nobody's noticing it. And in this family, you brush things under the rug. So I'm going to make her feel seen. And when he says that to her, like tomorrow, out you're going to be eating and not going to the bathroom afterwards to purge, she knows that she's been noticed. Yeah.

And it's the same thing with the mom, like, as he, as everybody's calling him so observant. And he's like, well, you're so beautiful. I'm surprised to hear that. He's just, he does such an amazing job of noticing everybody, noticing everything, noticing that the cousin had that ring on. That's how he knew it was him. This is the scariest thing somebody could be, right? the most observant person in the room just yeah he was able to get to everybody in a way that

other people are not what a snake yeah it's a narcissistic manipulator like it to the to the max and it is a it's a fascinating to me this is and for a film that I don't know what the aspect ratio is that this film was shot in um it's not four by three I forget what the dimensions are but for it to kind of harken back to like a bit of a 70s flair, it does remind me a bit of like the crazy sociopathic type of characters or psychopathic kind of characters from the rise of like darker cinema. And so to see it portrayed here and it's captured in that light, I think is grandiose in every fashion.

Jacob Allorty was excellent. I just felt like a guy. Everyone here felt so real. And to your point about how he like makes the manipulations and the tactics of connection, And the only one we did not see him do that with is the dad. The only one he failed at doing that with. Other than the one part where you see a brief moment. They connected over the ashtray or the artist who made the ashtray, right?

But that's it. Yeah. But nothing about a truly personal level of who they are as a human being. And he manages to do that with everyone, often in the form of sexuality. Like, that's how he would dominate. Maybe because he knew that the dad wouldn't go for the sexuality. And so, but he did with the dad, like, in ways where he's like, this pie is really good. He knows the dad wants to keep its surface.

Yeah. So around the dad, he keeps its surface. Yeah, he placates so he can take control. But that is, actually, that's probably a really great point that you just made is like the reason why he couldn't dominate is because he uses sexuality to dominate. And in ways that are like extreme. But I love like this symbolism behind so much of it of literally just, he calls himself a vampire and he is a vampire. and it is like sucking on the blood, the literal fluids of just this ultimate lust and desire.

He plays the whole thing like a vampire and a werewolf, just a werewolf in the sense of you're watching him become the werewolf by the end and a vampire in the way he preys and sucks the life out of the family. You know, like the movie, what I love about it is like the movie kind of just tells you who he is pretty early on. And you think you're watching a guy transform from, sheepish too confident but really the sheepishness is just kind of an act and and so it is just

pulling back a layer is what you're doing with this him the entire time like he is the most fascinating character surrounded by a bunch of characters who are so elevated by the other performers um the cinematography i thought was drop dead gorgeous i mean is this what her films normally look like uh she i'm trying to think i think there was another movie i loved of hers before a promising young woman let me just look but it was promising young woman looked amazing too amazing so i think that probably but i think i liked something else that she did a lot too i'll let you know in a second um another thing that i think that the movie did a great job with was the fact that it he is so untrusting that's why he

calls out the other woman who ends up um killing herself you know he calls he's he says maybe she was lying and it's a note to all of us that typically the most untrusting people are the most are the least trustworthy people because they're projecting killing eve that's what i know her from oh i heard of that movie yeah no no that's a show um killing eve was that show with sandro and um uh an amc show it was uh i don't know anything i don't know why i'm sticking all these killing eve was that really big show um and on amc it was a mc with with sandro and joddy Comer. Jody Comer was the one who kept getting nominated for it. Maybe Sandra O did it as well. But that's where Emerald Vennel, I forgot about that. That's where she came before promising

young woman and people really liked her from Killing Eve, which is actually a show that I didn't end up watching. Then she did end up playing in seven episodes of the Crown. She played Camilla. So she's an actress as well. Okay, cool. And she was Midge and Barbie. So she has been a writer, an actress, a producer, a director. What an effing talent, what a star. This woman is just like going massive places. This movie's executed with a level of awareness and precision that you don't often really get. Like, I really love how completely character-driven everything was in spite of like, wow, look at these beautiful costumes.

Look at the locations they have shot upon. Like, utilizing the saltburn estate or wherever the hell. it's called in real life. Absolutely gorgeous. And the original music backed with the music tracks that they decided to use to convey emotion was constantly spot on to represent everything of what someone is feeling internally. Like immediately from the jump, I was feeling the sense of unease. I was kind of also with like, I've heard like risky things about this and I'm worried about the edit.

But I think we'll be fine, actually. But the unease though of like the anxieties that this movie produces, I thought was so great. Like there's a sense of like desire for sin that casts like a pall over the entire film that you feel right away before anything's even really going down. And there's a lot of great misleading, I think, too. Like in the hands of Jacob Allorty and everyone else. Like no one, none of them were bad. He's the bad one. I thought that was so clever.

But they are in ways, right? like when we do hear the cousin to bring up the point to Jacob Allorty, and he's like, I don't want to just keep having to ask. And while that's rich people problems, and it's not relatable at all, I wish I had somebody rich so they could go ask to. Yeah. At the same time, it's not like we're watching the most philanthropic people of all time get together.

We're not, they're not making, this movie isn't making a commentary like rich people are actually really good. They're saying that rich people aren't always the worst one in the room. Yeah. I guess. Well, I mean, that's the thing. It's like, I don't really, I'm just so fixated on, on, on, on, on Oliver and what that level of desire can do of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of,

from the perspective of someone who doesn't have the thing that you would really want and what levels you would go through to get what you want. If anything, that's, like, kind of the commentary of the desire for greed that I'm at least gathering from the film, like, by the end, when he is dancing naked and standing over like, essentially his trophy. freeze the rocks that he would go and collect of the rocks that just belong in the ocean that he is almost the statues that look the way he would do these certain poses he looked like the statue of david honestly yeah the statues that were looking upon yeah i thought that was great he

he has this like almost god deity complex that he has about himself of he deserves and more and it's completely dismissive of his family and i think the way the rich people are portrayed here is yeah like they got dismissive negligent um uh pompous they got bad characteristics but they're not they aren't doing what he's doing like straight up criminal activities yeah you know he's an insane liar uh through and through you know he he they they are they are rude and evil they're rude and whatever and but he is a whole new level of of cunning and i can't help but the game roxy all right reject nations so today i want to share something with you that has been a wonderful addition to my health and fitness journey that i discovered during the holidays and that is liquid ivy's

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So stay hydrated, stay healthy, and let's keep crushing those health and fitness goals together in the year 2024. I thought the end scene was phenomenal because right before that, when we see him in the coffee shop with Roseman Pike's character, she says, have you been happy? and he says, no. And then at the end, what's incredible is that usually these movies try to make a lesson, like even when you get what you really want, you're not happy. Like, you think you want it, but then you're not. That was the happiest we've ever seen any character in a movie ever.

I'm just dancing naked throughout the house by himself. That is what he wanted. That is what he got. And now he is truly happy. Yeah, that's brilliant. It's just, like, kind of unbelievable to see where he's like, because he's, because he is really like a crazy person, you know, He really truly is narcissists, really truly is a nut job.

He really truly is wants to be rich and alone. And that's what we see. And when he says that he didn't really love, that he wasn't in love with Felix. And in fact, he actually sometimes hated him and hated all of them. Yeah. It's just, it makes it even more of a brilliant performance by the character and a more brilliant performance by the actor. Oh, he's so good.

He was great. Yeah. I've never really been on the Barry Keogan train that everyone else, especially you, are on. Who else is on the train? I feel like I've been conducting, riding. You know who really is? And who kind of knows it? He's a, he's a coy individual.

Oh, I knew you're going to say. He knows everybody. This is a carpet situation? Yeah. What does that mean? I feel like they met on a carpet. I don't know. I thought there was like some innuendo there.

I was like, car this is some dirty joker. No, no, no, no. No, I have no idea how they actually do know each other. But Koi's obsessed with him because he feels like he represents his Irish representation or some shit. I mean, he's unbelievable. He's really unbelievable. He was best part of Eternals too.

So, so good. Did you see that? Yeah, no, I thought it was really good. Like, I think anytime I see him, I'm like, he's really good, but I've never quite. slingshotted to that I get it now meme that people do from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia this was the movie that did it for me

oh my god this guy is a genius actor yeah he's brilliant but especially to just see him like in banshees of insurance is that what's called and to share in that which is a completely different type of character and thinking about the versatility of stuff I've seen him in and then this is the first one I've seen where he is the leading character

uh yeah this this really solidify something for me Because when you're watching it, you get it. You get why all these people are falling for him. Like, it makes sense. And on paper, you might not necessarily see it, but when he's alive, he's alive. It's just really crazy. There was one...

He doesn't do it by... Sorry, I interrupted it. He does it in a way where he listens. It's not about how to present himself. You know, he's the antithesis to Felix, where Felix is all about magnetism. of his charisma and what he has to offer where what he does is he knows how to just listen and connect and and somehow identify and let someone feel understood that is his power and and using that as a calculation I think is great because normally this like erotic like thriller

types of deals are it is about being the one to be lusted after because of the presentation and whatever but he just knows how to do it based off of um connection Yeah, it was interesting when we saw him first opening up to Felix's character. He tested the water by saying, you know, my parents are addicts and it's been a tough life. And he saw that Felix responded to that. So when he knew he was losing Felix, that's when he made up that his dad died. Yeah. Because he knew that Felix would respond to that and not push him away.

He would bring him in closer like he did because some people want to hear about trauma and others don't. and yeah he really did he went in i don't remember the thing that i was going to say to you before it's okay i think it was a really bad point or i'd remember it really you probably really really um i don't know is there anything else we forgot no i think that's it cast great check that off directing great writing solid um music music great we talked about that across everything so i is that i think I've come like, is there something we totally missed? Is there something he didn't like?

If I'm being extremely nitpicky, I thought that the cousin in his monologue, I wish that he could have gotten a couple more takes. It felt a little forced. I liked the monologue a lot, but the performance on it. When she was in the bathtub? Nope, that's the sister, the cousin. Oh, yeah.

What monologue? What's his name? Trenti. When he is saying... Confronting at the party? Exactly. Yeah. When I said,

this is a good monologue. I was thinking in my head, that's a good monologue. I feel like that actor could have used a little bit more subtlety in it. He was a really talented guy. It felt like maybe they were rushed behind schedule in that one scene.

It's just a theory of mine. But literally, If I'm being that nitpicky, it's one scene, not the performer in general, just that performance in that scene where I was like, I wish we could just slow it down a little bit there. But that, honestly, that's my only, I thought that everything else was like, truly I thought this was close to a perfect movie. Yeah. Honestly, even the handling of the sexuality is something that I thought was really well done. As extreme as it is, that it might just be chalked up to shock value, there are people who don't know how to truly connect with themselves,

connected people emotionally, so they convert that into physicality, into sexuality. So I think that is the way how they portray that here was a very fast, even at the graveyards, I'm like, this makes sense that this guy would do that. You know, like he's grieving. He's having a hard time. He's probably going to do it. Yeah.

That's why when he said it, I was like, you know what? I wouldn't write it off. Like if it kind of makes sense that the guy might do that, of just to feel the actual connection in the most physical way where you can't really do it emotionally. Yeah, but it didn't feel like Emerald chose that for shock value. It felt like that was true to this character. But it was also kind of funny the way they did it, you know? I mean, a lot of this did feel like, yeah, comedy drama suspense, I agree. It's a funny movie.

It's a funny movie. totally and unsettling the mom character she was hysterical I guess I mean I'm trying to like find my nitpick about it uh yeah I don't gosh you know I don't want to leave you hanging in the dust here I feel like I got to find a nitpick you don't have to just when you said it honestly that was the one moment when we were watching I was like hmm just it was not bad I just wanted something a little more I think if when looking back that friend at the school the girl

no the guy the weird guy who with the numbers I don't know what that was all I mean other than to represent that he will be that he will write off I guess it's right now that I'm thinking about it's like it's representative of his character the way he like writes off his family and we'll reject and deny them

and it's cluing because it is like cluing you into who his character is right from the get-go yeah that he was like deuces damn you know what that is actually really smart and the guy's like you look different yeah and the way movie misleads it's like yeah i was trying to find it criticism like but you know what here's why it's really actually what they did because he's even warning you think the movie will go with

one direction but that's why when i realized like we were i was aware of the runtime and then when i saw we were only about 80 to 90 minutes in yeah that was crazy and then jacob alority found out the truth wait a minute where's this movie going yeah but even at that you were like do you think he killed him and i was like like right after that and i was like i don't think so and then it's like yeah he definitely did once the dad was dead i did suspect that he was the mom he was talking to um because i was like who else would he be talking to right yeah uh i thought maybe the police because i think i believe and somebody correct me if i'm wrong i believe emerald fennel's father is a police officer which is had relevancy in um promising young woman and i and i had

read some kind of interview about her talking something about that and i was and i had read some kind of interview about that like somebody asked her is that difficult for whatever whatever it is because obviously it's 2024 so people have their feelings about the cops but um i thought that they were that was they were asking that question because i thought it might be relevant to this movie like maybe he was being tried or questioned or something but i completely missed the mark on that and so i couldn't even think about him talking to mom because i was like oh he's talking that cops in a suit that's so weird why is this maybe it's lawyers instead like yeah yeah but i was wrong I didn't predict that out loud, so I could have been wrong to myself and never told you guys that.

But I wanted to be honest with you, unlike Barry Keegan. What's the last thing? That's the last thing. I would guess it's very high on rotten tomatoes. I would guess low audience score. I would say the critics are probably high. I would probably say this is probably an 87. I would say mid-audience score. What, Beekeeper has pretty damn good reviews?

I was not expecting that. Go find this one. Sorry, so if I'll not expect that. I really am so surprised. Oh, so do you want to that I'd be a little higher. Oh, my God. The audience score. I'm way off here.

Yeah, me too. Audience score is higher than the critic score. Candy-coated and incisive saltburn is a debauchal to the senses that will be invigorating for most. Huh. Sounds like a passive. It sounds like raw tomatoes themselves to say something to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It seems like most people will enjoy it.

The software is really intense. You easily gross out or offended. This probably isn't for you. I don't feel like the gross stuff is barely in the movie. I think that that's crazy that you keep saying that. It's barely and it's like short. If you think about a two hour and 11 movie, it's probably like 10 minutes of the movie. I don't feel that way at all.

If you take the calculation of the time run of those scenes is barely in the movie. I don't feel that way. Are you only talking about sexual stuff? Because, no. I mean, there's a lot of violence too. Like somebody. Violence? think about her in the bathtub like that's

horrific to watch think about him at the end with the mom that's horrific to watch think about like when they're saying the easily grossed out stuff you're grossed out by that by somebody covered in blood in the tub yeah that was I feel like I've seen like a billion movies I mean yeah it's disturbing yes I'm not gonna write that off as like hey you know I've seen shit I'm a cop or something

I'm just saying I'll spit that just came out of my mouth I didn't see it I kind of drew attention to it out of uncomfortable There's a lot. I think there's a lot in this. That's like whatever people have talked about it, they've said like it's the sexual stuff. And to me, that's where my mind kept going.

I'm like, that's not that. What are you looking for? I don't know. It doesn't matter. All righty guys, I got to get Roxy out of here. What did you guys think of salt burn?

What's your interpretation of it? Leave your thoughts down below. Roxy, thank you for driving here. And what sounds like 90 minutes of traffic. No, it's a good fault. Bruttle. It's not your fault.

Oh, is this goodwill hunting? Hmm? Goodwill hunting? Oh, we're doing goodwill hunting? we're doing goodwill hunting they're not your fault you got there yeah i gotta go see about a girl you boston freaks i like that's your bible right there at goodwill hunting um and uh leave your thoughts time below watch always lola appreciate y'all being here we'll see all soon Chris whammoff Chris Chris Chris whamoff my man it is 2024 and at the end of 2023 this guy oh this guy I think

to our live streams, I think you contributed like over $2,000 at minimum, at minimum. So for 2024, here's what you're going to do. You're going to sue us so you can earn that money. I'm talking small claims court, man. There's a way where you can do it. You can be like they somehow hacked my system. Disappropriated funds by hacking me. You could blame us and then you can earn more.

It's actually a wise con that you can totally pull off because it makes no logical sense. to give that much money. Sure. It must be insane. Yeah, like, all I got to do is like, why would I do that? Why would I give that? I'm getting married. I have a hot Filipino fiancé.

Oh, yeah. Why would I possibly give $2,000 to these random people on the internet who I've never met in person? That would be totally ludicrous. On my financial spending habits to have done such a thing when I'm trying to start a family right now. Why would I do that? Why? All they would do is mock. me for giving them

$2.00. You're a sucker, Chris Ramoff. You're a sucker. And we got you. But no, man. You've been amazing. He's got a beautiful Pinoy Pride, baby.

You're going to win it back after Joy Coy destroyed it for all of us. Oh, no. You're going to win it all back, man. No, Joe Coy. It's okay. And I hope you have some beautiful Hapa babies.

It's going to be great, man. You know, keep, you know, watering down the litter of the Philippina blood. That's right. You know, white men stepping in, ruining it for us. That's what I am. My dad was the white one.

Okay. And my mom was the Filipino one. Good. Yeah, John didn't know it for 20 years. That's why the response was like, oh, okay. I didn't know. Wow. Interesting.

I couldn't ever tell. Fascinating. I could afford your dad was Filipino, man. I guess that's just me being blind. Wow. But now, Chris, man, I hope that this year you save wisely and that you're able to have that dream destination wedding and maybe buy uh buy me a ticket to go to the philippines for your wedding john will save up and i will and i'll fly myself out i'll find my own hotel i will do babble

lessons on uh on you know to gala it'll be great they're pretty much bilingual out there i will not rest upon my privilege gee i must Part of the culture up here. I must appropriate myself into the cold person. You'd probably be fine, honestly. Then why are we already going to the Philippines? We could shoot there. And make sure you get me two beds just so that way I could tell John, sorry, man,

and I just don't want you in this room. Yeah, you could easily sleep. That bed is so my luggage does it have to touch the floor. So I don't have to shuffle through a closet. I just don't want it. Right there. It's in under this cover. Ready at a moment's notice.

Yeah. And we're ready to go. Which is just smart thinking. Yeah, man. It's a efficiency. That's why Steve Jobs always wore black shirts. That's all I'm going to pack. It's the same shirt and pants.

I'd be like, sorry, man. I just need it ready to go. Yeah. He's got just a hundred vacuumed, sealed shirts and pants. Black shirt, turtle neck, brown slacks. Oh, buddy. Well, I love you, wham off. And I hope that you're able to

you know, keep getting your, your Mrs. Whamoff, you know what I may? Wham, thank you, ma'am off. Oh, yeah. Is that what you say after you finish the deed? Wham off. Wham off deed. Whamon?

Wham off? Wham off? Flame on. Anyway, show her this. I'm sure she appreciated it. She's going to love this one if you will. Happy New Year, buddy. Thank you.