The Reel Rejects - SCARY MOVIE 5 REVIEW - DID THIS SEQUEL DESERVE THE HATE?! - FIRST TIME WATCHING

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

SCARY MOVIE 5 WAS BETTER THAN EXPECTED?! Scary Movie 5 Reaction — First Time Watching! Support us on Patreon: Scary Movie 5 Reaction (Full Length Watch Along):   / thereelrejects   Limited Time Offer – You Need Fiber. Yes you! Boost your fiber with Huel today using my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with my code REJECTS at https://www.huel.com/REJECTS. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Greg Alba and Jackie Bonsignore continue watching the Scary Movie franchise in order with Scary Movie 5 for the first time, the 2013 parody sequel that swaps in Ashley Tisdale, brings back Charlie Sheen for one wild opening scene, and spoofs everything from Paranormal Activity and Mama to Black Swan, Inception, Evil Dead, and Rise of the Planet of the Apes. With Scary Movie 6 now in theaters and bringing back the Wayans family, Anna Faris, Regina Hall, and more, this Scary Movie 5 full movie reaction is the perfect final stop before comparing Scary Movie 5 vs Scary Movie 6 in 2026. In this Greg Alba and Jackie Bonsignore Scary Movie reaction and Scary Movie 5 review, they break down the Charlie Sheen scene, Ashley Tisdale’s Scary Movie debut, Simon Rex, Snoop Dogg, the creepy Mama parody, Paranormal Activity camera gags, Black Swan ballet spoof, Inception jokes, Evil Dead cabin chaos, Caesar and the ape lab scenes, and some of the strangest, funniest moments in the whole franchise. Even though Scary Movie 5 has a rough reputation, Greg Alba and Jackie Bonsignore end up laughing more than expected while debating whether this overlooked sequel deserves more credit before the Scary Movie 6 Wayans family return. Follow Greg Alba:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ Twitter:  https://x.com/thegregalba Follow Jackie Bonsignore: https://www.instagram.com/jackiebonsignore/ Intense Suspense by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Follow Us On Socials:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/  Tik-Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@reelrejects?lang=en Twitter: https://x.com/reelrejects Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ Music Used In Ad:  Hat the Jazz by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Happy Alley by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! Head Editor: https://www.instagram.com/praperhq/?hl=en Co-Editor: Greg Alba Co-Editor: John Humphrey Music In Video: Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ask Us A QUESTION On CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/thereelrejects Follow TheReelRejects On FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM:  FB:  https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thereelrejects Follow GREG ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ TWITTER:  https://twitter.com/thegregalba Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart and hers. Thank you. Listen, the Patreon page is great. Thanks for everyone. It's for 40s. Jackie still doesn't own any real reject shirts. No. Why not?

Have you picked one out? Oh, yeah, I did. Which one did you go with? I keep forgetting. I want the one that the parental advisory crop top. I told you that. Actually, I told you that. I remember everything that everyone says to me.

I'm sorry. I'm just a human AI. Just waiting to just remember. And order everything. Anyway, jockey. Listen, we were told that this movie's not good. What is your honest? Honest feelings.

Your feelings. My feelings. Like what did you honestly feel? Feel. During the feeling of the movies. During my feelings when I felt them. I felt. I mean, I still had fun.

Yeah. I still had fun. I mean, I still enjoyed it. I liked it better than I thought that I would. And I think that when did it come out? I got you covered. You heard you fret. Hurry up.

Pram, right. Prit. I bought it. So I'll be able to find it. 2013. 2013. Okay. I feel like because it's a little,

like it came out more recently. It definitely for me, a lot of like the more minute specific references, like really hit for me. Yeah. That makes sense. It's your sensibilities. Yeah.

It's your kind of humor. I thought it, I don't know. I thought it was still, um, I still really, I still enjoyed it and had fun. I don't know if I would rewatch.

it um that i enjoyed it okay that's good there were some moments that really like weren't funny i think for me but that happens too but that happens with comedy yeah yeah sometimes it's not funny in a comedy there's just so many jokes you're not gonna laugh at every one of them that's kind of just an unreasonable expectation honestly what did you think gregg jackie i have answers for you and i'm gonna give it to you you're freaking me out um um I actually want to see if there's any questions. Oh my God, there's actually questions. I think.

From our favor. I think that this movie was a slap happy experience. I think it was better than anticipated. I thought it was going to be bad. I feel like if you learn a vibe with it, you can find that vibe. It's a vibe. I think you find it, right? You're just like, you know what?

It's a series of sketches like the other ones. It's a weird, it's kind of like, it's a bunch of TikTok sketches, a bunch of YouTube sketches strung together. Three and four more like SNL sketches put together. This is more like phone sketches strung together. People who have a little bit of money to spend to make a YouTube video and they put a bunch of that together. And I got to say, it actually kept me laughing throughout surprisingly. I was surprised by the how much I laughed throughout. I was like opening scene, one of the weeks.

your prologues was still all right, but then it kept surprising me with certain bits that it would do. I actually feel like this movie's a little overlooked in the scary movie franchise. Wow. It's a funny way. It's kind of funny. You're making crazy claims today. You're out of control, Greg.

Dude, don't hold me back. Hold me back, son. Oh shit. I'm coming. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, shit. I'm fucking doing it. Yeah, man. I was surprised by how much I actually laughed. think people want to hate this one. Yeah. And I think that, you know, like none of the OGs are in here.

So I understand why people come in here with pitchforks, ready to protest. But hey, did it make me laugh? It kept me laughing throughout. I think, uh, yeah, I was laughing. I think that, oh, can you still hear? Did you just turn me? Oh my God. So anyways.

what the fuck Greg? What the hell? He just turned my looking mic off. I think that if the movie makes you watch. I think that if the new one was of like this caliber, I will be disappointed. Oh yeah, of course.

Yeah. It looks like it was made for $100. Yeah. Yeah. I want, ah, it's just that none of them are ever like in my mind. living up to obviously the first one which I think that everyone that's the general consensus that everyone shares but I just I want the new one to be more like the first one I'm scared I I'm scared I think tam for your expectations no I feel like just from

everything I've heard even from fans of the OGs you know like I know I saw even on some of the comments on our on our videos that people were already like so disappointed and I'm like no I don't know, man Like as someone who Really did not want to watch this movie today I was so apprehensive I just didn't want to hang out with me That was it I was like I just don't want to be

A I don't want to be next to Jackie B I don't want to watch this movie And I'm surprised by A you weren't that bad today Oh my God You yelled at me for looking down at my hands for half a second And then you turned my mic I happen to be looking here

And then you said that I should die it more. That's just like when you call me old, that's going to, that's, now I'm going to be in my head. They're like, oh, shit, that I crossed the line there. Now you look, you're, you're perfectly acceptable. Okay, move on. That's how, I don't know how to compliment another human being anymore, especially if a female anymore. I'm married, so I'm like, I don't know how to talk to women at all. Don't tell them that they should only eat one cheerio, maybe.

I just don't tell my wife that. She can eat all the Cheerio she wants. Okay, good. She can balloon or get skinny. I don't give a shit. She's mine. Aw. A little too possessive there.

Oh, no property. I own her now. No. Anyway. Okay. You shouldn't die it. Moving on. Unless you feel like you need to.

Okay. We're moving on. God, how do I get out of this? Okay. Do we want to do some questions? Anyway. you got this Jackie you read it

okay do you want Cheerios I'll buy you some shirios I know actually I can't have Cheerios in my house why because I used to have honeynut churios in um

in college and I can't buy them anymore because I'd just eat I'll just like eat them out of the box like too many oh but no you you should do that I'm trying to be encouraging

I just can't say the words I'm sorry because then I feel like comedy is ruined. Rejignation excited to be shouting out once again. H-U-E-L-F-U-L-Fuel. Heel is the name of the game.

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Thank you to Huel for once again partnering, supporting the channel and for supporting my lifestyle. Kobe Agberlongo asks, do you think that without any of the original cast, a lot of the comedic moments were lost? You said if you had more charios, you get some of that. You said that I was doing a good job,

and then I got in my head. Kamimic moments. no i don't i feel like even with the og cast it would have been probably a similar thing i mean who's who directed this i'm gonna look this up okay look it up look this up i'm way ahead of you kid come me macbombe come me who's right to this some up-and-comers some people who like made some youtube videos who made who made who made this i have no oh david zucker co-directed this no way did he really well he wrote it malcolm d leeley Where do I know this guy's face from?

All right, so, don't you fret. Damn, he'd be working. He booked. He did the best man, which a lot of people love, undercover brother, soul men. I don't know if that one was good or not. I never saw it. He did one of the barbershops.

Girls trip. He still works. He did this new space jam movie. Damn, dude works. Look, he's got, oh, girls trip too, coming up. Oh shit. Allegedly. And he's friends with the Wayans despite making this movie.

Crazy. Oh, did he AD? He has an AD credit. And David Zucker, you know, AD. That's right, because Jackie loves the AD. I, AD. Listen. To pay the bills.

I'm going to auto ship fruit loops to your house just to show my support for the next six months. I'm going to make sure you eat it. That's answer your question. No. I feel like we just didn't answer the question. We just started Googling stuff. I think that's the art of answering questions. Okay.

We pivoted. Honestly, a bit, a bit for me. A bit. It was lost a bit. Some of the comedic moments were lost a bit for me. But I also am kind of like, was it just lower budget? Was it a different director? It just felt very, it felt different, I think?

Like super different. Crazy. That's not a popular opinion. It's crazy. Most people consider this the best one. The best one. So I'm surprised to hear you say that. Mm-hmm.

I got this one. You got it. Here you go. Jadin Rhodes. I think this is easily one of the worst movies ever made. It has zero redeeming qualities about it. It takes a franchise that was already dead and shoves into the ground some more to really make sure it's fucking dead. Chayin.

Oh, my God. But they Frankenstein the franchise. They pasted this past weekend. I think it's this past weekend. This past weekend. I'm Ron Burgundy, but I'm curious. If y'all agree, where does this rank among the other movies? Lowest.

Of all the movies of all time? Probably like one, like 2000. He means against the other scary movies. Got it. Against our movies. And how what are some of the worst parody movies y'all have seen? The worst ones. I can't think of that.

This one. I've seen some worse ones. I've seen some worse ones. Like what? Name them. You know. Name them. Go.

God, I remember sitting through something in the theaters. This is awful. It's from the people that did like epic movie. Those movies are worse. I don't think I watched the... Wait, can you show me the poster? I believe epic movie has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's so funny.

Meow. That's got 2% and a 29% audience score. I mean, yeah, when you see these audience scores. That looks so horrible. Yeah, this looks like a... We should watch this one. I feel like I'm gonna want to... Dude.

Don't threaten me with a good time. Anyway. Final question. You got this. Jay Rushden asks, question. This movie was terrible. Please take a guess at the Rotten Tomatoes score.

Sorry, I love that it's question. This movie was terrible. My guess, my guess at the Rotten Tomato, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think. Four.

I'm going to go 24. 23. That's high. 23. That's pretty high. I'm going to get an audience score 35. I'm going to get 24 on the audience score, 4 on the critic's score.

I'm not good at guessing Rotten Tomatoes scores. There it is. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Wow. I was right. It was 4%. Oh, the critics, audience was a little higher.

Damn. You were generous. You were generous. Juvenile, even by scary movie standards. The fifth installment, don't yawn in the middle of my monologue. The fifth installment offers stale pop culture gags that generate few laughs. I have a question. What's the lowest rated rotten tomato movie of all time?

Ballistic X versus Sever. Another one called One Miss Call. Oh. And Jaws the Revenge. Revenge has zero. Have you seen Jaws? I've seen Jaws. Wait, one missed call is like a horror film.

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty bad score, man. That's a 0%. Ooh, let's watch that. I mean, it might be fun. I want to be on a horror movie. You want to be on a horror movie? Okay.

Okay. Because I want to scream. I'll make that happen. I'll make that happen. And Frosted Flakes every month, your house. Well, I don't even like Frosted Flakes. We started at Cheerios, and then you went to Root Loops, which I was okay with.

I wasn't going to say anything. What's your favorite? What's your favorite cereal? I don't really eat cereal. It's really sugary. Yeah. Could you send me eggs? Do you like eggs?

That's my favorite food. It depends on the, you know. What's your favorite way to eat him? Scramble. Okay. Second favorite? Sunny side up. There's that many versions is there?

No, no. Sorry. My second favorite is over easy. What's the difference? Well, one sunny side up, you do that, and then you flip it a second time. That's how I do it. Okay, yeah. Because sunny side up, you just flip it once.

But actually, my favorite way is shakshuka. Oh my God. Eggs? Shah. Shok shak. Whoa, I've never even heard of this. I'm getting really hungry. I have sushi in the fridge.

Yeah. That'll sishi eat those eggs. I want shakshuka so bad. Oh, my God. What the hell is this? It's like a little. dish you get at like brunch and it comes with bread that's that one that one looks bad that one looks bad look up a better one that that looks like that looks like a bad photo that after right yeah look at that first

one this one that looks like pizza so it's like tomato oh my god yeah it's just like eggs cooked in tomato and then it's usually served with bread so you'll like dip it and it's like um it's kind of it's spicy it's like spicy too damn that looks really yummy it's so good wait i'm so hungry right now right. Anyway, Greg, I'm starving. Anyway, guys,

thanks so much for being here. We're going to send Jackie some honey-nut Cheerios along with some golden grams. I don't like

golden grams. I don't like golden grams. Maybe some brie. Lozonia. Anyway, I left the single

Cheerio for you over there to eat. With pickles. We'll see you guys soon. Bye.