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Episode Date: March 1, 2025TREY PARKER & MATT STONE'S PUPPET OPUS!! Team America: World Police Full Reaction Watch Along: https://www.patreon.com/thereelrejects Visit https://huel.com/rejects to get 15% off your order Downl...oad the PrizePicks today at https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/RE... & use code REJECTS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Team America: World Police Reaction, Recap, Commentary, Analysis, & Spoiler Review!! Join Greg Alba, Aaron Alexander, and John Humphrey as they dive into the 2004 cult classic that redefined political satire—Team America: World Police. Directed by Trey Parker & Matt Stone (South Park, Cannibal! The Musical), this uproarious puppet-driven film takes aim at global terrorism, American militarism, and Hollywood excess with biting humor and jaw-dropping musical numbers. Team America follows an elite, over-the-top task force of marionette operatives as they confront the world’s most dangerous threats. The film features unforgettable moments like the explosive “America, F**k Yeah!” the country elegy "Freedom Isn't Free," the "Montage" song, & Kim Jong Il's showstopping "I'm So Ronery" along with the host of outrageous action sequences that blend crude comedy with sharp social commentary. The film also parodies famous actors and iconic Hollywood personas—taking playful jabs at stars such as Alec Baldwin, Michael Moore, Matt Damon, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, George Clooney, Danny Glover, Ethan Hawke, Helen Hunt, Samuel L Jackson, Liv Tyler, Martin Sheen, Sean Penn, Ben Affleck, Julianne Moore, and others—adding an extra layer of hilarity and cultural critique. Greg, Aaron, & John take in every outrageous detail—from the puppet mayhem and overblown action to the overall construction & craftsmanship that have made this film a lasting favorite among satirical cinema enthusiasts. Does it still hold up in 2025??? Join us & find Out! Follow Aaron On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therealaaronalexander/?hl=en Intense Suspense by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Follow Us On Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ Tik-Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@reelrejects?lang=en Twitter: https://x.com/reelrejects Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ Music Used In Ad: Hat the Jazz by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Happy Alley by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! Head Editor: https://www.instagram.com/praperhq/?hl=en Co-Editor: Greg Alba Co-Editor: John Humphrey Music In Video: Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ask Us A QUESTION On CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/thereelrejects Follow TheReelRejects On FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM: FB: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thereelrejects Follow GREG ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thegregalba Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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All right, Reject Nation, well, we just watched Team America, World Police.
I'll go to you first, John.
How are you feeling?
You had a stressful-ass time today, and now we have just watched the comedy.
What are your honest thoughts?
Are your feelings change at all?
You're still stressed?
I certainly feel...
I won't interrupt you.
Yeah, no, it's good.
But, uh...
Fuck you go, man.
A, A, A.
America.
I feel very patriotic right now.
No, I feel, yes, elevated.
I was transported for a while.
This is actually a fun movie to put on...
on such a day as this type of day,
partly because you're transported into a world
that's like so far removed,
by virtue of the fact that, yeah,
you have all these interesting miniatures and sets
and these marionette puppets,
and it's just like so different from what,
at least I am normally used to looking at,
you know, even in the puppeteering space,
I don't see as many marionettes as other things.
And yes, I mean, you know, this has the charge,
of what like a south anything that comes from trademark park parker and matt stone does where it's like
yeah it's a bit crass and crude and it's trying to be you know sort of as offensive as it can be
on kind of every level that it attempts and also has you know some surprising heart thrown in for
you know good measure and it does have in its own unique way at least a real sense of commentary it
really feels like they are attempting to make a comment. And I know that, you know, the
political leanings of Trey Parker and Matt Stone are always up for debate amongst people.
I feel like they are often, I don't know if they're actually libertarians, or they just kind of
fall into that, you know, category often in popular discourse. But yes, like as a action movie
from the time that this came out, you know, you're in a post-9-11 Bush era. Yeah, like this
hyper crazy
jingoistic just like
absurd yeah world police force
as I feel like the conversation was often
about us trying to be at the time
and throughout our sort of you know
history as we've grown a greater
access and grasp on the rest of the world
now that we're established of the American experiment
so yeah it does
sort of nicely highlight
the sort of narrow POV
on just other cultures
of the world and
and how we depict them and also of how we approach, you know,
Warcraft, but also, you know, it's certainly filtered through a certain, yeah,
like layer of ignorance, I suppose, that helps the satire a lot.
Like, you know, I think you pointed out at some point there,
and that, like, you might be able to watch this depending on who you are
and what you've seen in this life and what you've read in this life,
that, you know, you might see this and not register the satire.
Yeah.
I think.
What I was talking about?
You said that?
I did that. No, I did. I did. I did. Come now.
You could miss the satire. And I feel like a lot of people in high school were probably really into this and probably, I know for a fact, kids were doing Kim Jong voice a lot. So like, yeah, there are ways in which this may be, if you're putting it into the hands of people who don't quite get the full spectrum of it, you know, it might inspire some off-color behaviors. But, you know, it's all, it's part and parcel with what kind of.
comes with a Trey Parker, Matt Stone thing, and I found this to be very bonkers in a way that I
mostly enjoy. And, yes, the sort of ultimate lay of, yeah, having this world terrorist sort of
coalition then going up against, but ultimately aligning with, like, actors and just people in the
public eye who are, like, trying to do something with their power, but don't quite know what or
how. Like, it's pretty funny. And then all the songs and stuff.
Yeah, I enjoyed myself.
There's plenty, I feel like, to talk about with a movie like this
and plenty of ways to look at, like, how does it hold up?
And how is its commentary on all of the things that it comments on,
not just like how we behave as America through the eye of an action movie lens.
But, yeah, I was just really dazzled by the craftsmanship.
I think that was my favorite thing.
It was, like, watching something again that I'm like,
I don't think anybody would pay for this nowadays unless it was, like, way cheaper.
Like, I don't know.
I'm curious to know how much this cost.
and what it made because this seems like one of those like oh my god we have the opportunity
and we clearly can do whatever we want because south park generally speaking so let's throw this
big dice roll and like make this expensive ass weird silly puppet movie and like that just seems
like something a studio would be like waha ha ha you know which is very funny to me and like the love
and craftsmanship that goes into so many of the you know set pieces and sets and all the other
things combined with like the weird uncanny valley of the puppets is like it's like
silly and dumb in a very
impressive way.
I love
I love like really
like crafted silliness
I suppose
and this had a lot of that
yes
I'm glad you liked it John
it was fun
I had a good time
Aaron
I
I
get Aaron's down the middle
on this
I don't feel like it's yeah
I'm not saying
it's like a perfect movie
but for what it is
it's enjoyable
what I will say
is that I did like it
more than a South Park movie
but
no buts
I moved
it was bothering me
so I moved
that's why
that's why I did that
as he was talking
I don't know if you
know it was there
it was there
was there looking at it
isn't my sight
my eye vision sight
I was being
helpful
anyway
I can say that
I like this movie
I think that
I definitely did laugh
I definitely did laugh
there were bits that did get me
give me moments
of levity
so to speak
that's granted
that's the purpose of this movie, so make you laugh.
It's comedy.
And I really appreciated the commentary that it was making about America's role in the world
and this hyper patriotism that, you know, the people have when, you know,
especially at this time in America, but without really examining the consequences of what that patriotism.
Something you're saying keeps setting my phone off.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah, I'm going to keep saying it.
So keep on airplane, though, I don't understand.
Just keep looking at it until it's set again.
America, America, America.
Document what he's saying.
But yeah, I think that I was really impressed with how they were able to make a feature film based off of something that seemed like it could be like a short half-hour gag.
And it walked this line of being parody while also having a semblance of kind of.
taking itself seriously like it it walked the beats of actually having a plot of this type of
a movie within a genre doing it but acknowledging the the tropey ridiculousness of of some of
those things um it's i i feel a little conflicted because i mostly laughed and like i feel
like some of the bits you guys like the throw-up bit was probably my favorite bit in the movie just
like that was the gag didn't uh didn't end but it
And also, like, I don't fucking muggle my liberal brain fucking, I'm all like, I understand that, you know, some of the, uh, the accents that they were doing in the movie were like, it was supposed to be supposed to be funny taking light.
And ours also part of me is like, you know, because of the time, I'm like, because of the time, I also was like, man, I feel like people were actually like Middle Eastern.
People would, like, I actually talked to them and would say, like, what the things they're saying in this movie just because it's just like, oh, this is like cultural osmosis and whatnot.
But I think that the way that they were able to execute what they were attempting to do was very well handled, even if all the jokes didn't work for me.
I appreciated how impressive the production of it was.
And can't acknowledge that there are things that it's weird because at some point it feels, some parts feel dated and other parts still feel relevant, like all the stuff with the actors.
because that's definitely still very prevalent, even today, as Greg crosses his legs and his arms and looks at me.
But I just thought it was fun.
It's a little cold in here.
It is a little cold.
As cold, I'm hungry, and I, America, I had fun.
I had fun.
It's not my traditional cup of tea.
I like more like absurdist stuff.
But for the times that I did laugh, boy, did I laugh.
And that's how I feel.
back to you Greg holding back a little bit
I want to hear what you didn't what you didn't like
um all the humor worked for me
I thought there's parts where I were just like
oof that's I don't really find that very funny
not because I'm like have my panties in a bunch
I was just like I don't know
some of the stuff felt like fucking um
I don't know like
little early 2000 little second little middle school to me
a little edge lord yeah a lot of edge lord in here
there's certainly jokes
here and there, and I was like, I didn't need that, but thank you.
Okay, yeah, and it makes me think of like,
because we know we have, like, channels like like the Daily Wire
and like Angel Studios, making like their more conservative movies
and kind of to build on the fact that there are movies that are,
that something like this could go over people's heads
that aren't as, I guess, aware, politically aware of what they're trying to do
because I feel like politics have gotten to such a point,
of division being so anti-woke that this would speak to that on a like a on a genuine level to them
rather than being something that they're trying to make a commentary of that's the problem of satire
yeah and it makes me think of something like well i i think if there was the if republicans if
hardcore republicans if people on the hard right and far left watch this i feel like
people on the far left would laugh at certain parts of how it mocks
far right points of views and then people and they would isolate that when talking about it on
youtube and i think there's other moments like the actors where i think people on the far right would
use that as to to push their agenda so i think that's the i think that's what they do is they attack
they do attack all sides in this movie so i feel like they make it pretty fair no yeah for
the most part they they make it pretty fair i can say that i can agree with that
Um, yeah, it was, like I said, it was all right. It was okay. Um, I probably wouldn't watch it again. Like, you know, the age's own. Like, I'm not, I'm not going to shame if this was like your bread and butter is your favorite movie growing up. I get it. It's like from the early 2000s. It's very edgy early 2000s coded. And, you know, I'm not a man in the early 2000s. Even though some stuff still work for me. And sometimes comedy's universal. Other times it ages like milk. And, um, damn.
Some cartons do be expired, but that's okay.
That's okay.
Greg, toss that milk.
How'd you feel, man?
I feel like you guys were laughing about more than I was during this.
But I did have laughs.
I will say that.
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I was more impressed then.
Do you guys hear that outside?
I think that's all the people hitting the dislike button for Aaron.
I think I did hear it.
Yeah.
I was trying to be nice.
You all told me to go in.
No, man.
I'm not like your opinion is going to affect mine.
I get it.
No, I mean, I think comedy of all things is super subjective.
I don't feel like there's any reason to be.
At the end of the day, it's like the kind of,
A, you don't really get comedy movies anymore.
You really don't.
And be what comedy,
and there is a certain,
just like with any job.
genre, action, horror.
There's, like, a certain type of action movie that keeps coming around,
a certain type of horror movie, it keeps coming around at a certain period.
And then now it's like, I don't really know what you have quantified comedy as.
I feel like the stand-up scene is really strong.
But, like, comedy movies, not so much.
And there, of course, there are parts that are a little bit, like,
just super juvenile humor.
But I guess to me, I was able, and maybe, I'm not saying this is not what you,
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so I'm not going to try to convince you to like something right
or that you didn't get it or that you didn't get it yeah yeah is that
like when it comes to the like the Asian jokes
or like with the the R place the R the L or the or the Dyrka Durka
with the Middle Eastern people I think they're making fun
the whole point is to not laugh at like Middle Eastern people or Asian people
I think the point is to laugh at the interpretations that a lot of movies and media will lay down about like they're making fun of that of what of the of the typical portrayals or the way our point like it's ridiculous when you're watching it it's ridiculous and there are people who have this simplistic racial point of view towards certain groups or things and I'd like that the movie was inhabiting that in it
for making fun of it in a way that was kind of like they used the action genre tropes in
order to magnify um the in order to magnify racial point of views or to magnify uh patriotism
when it turns to american propaganda i so i guess i was just getting a big kick out of it
there are times where it's like yeah it's a little bit of an annoying scene there there are times
where i would find myself a little bit annoyed or there are times where i would find myself a little bit
annoyed or there are times I would be
not I'm not there's like a joke every
five seconds in this movie so not every
joke is funny to be but
there's a lot of it is really funny
to me because I was also
impressed with like the craft
of it and
the like the
practicality of what they assembled like this
looks like a movie where they actually really cared
about how they turned out
like there's a lot of effort in the
in in the in the
they clearly watch
a lot of action movies with love
and they threw that in here
you could tell that they actually
probably like action films
as much as they were spoofing
what an action movie is
so I think it works on like a
multiple meta spoof
level of something that
mad just to be a political comedy
but using the backdrop of an action
spoof there's something kind of
clever to me about it and while some stuff
is like just very very
edgy and very much like racially charged i always i never felt like i was laughing at the race i felt
like i was laughing at the people who they're making fun of the people who interpret that way yeah
i found it more impressive than funny but i definitely understand understandable yeah but like
the way they also drive home the way we are as americans with war and stuff and i'm no political
expert at all um but you know like there's this obvious moments in you like when they're showing up
like we got to stop weapons of mass destruction and terrorists
and then they're just like blowing up
the country they're in it
and I mean yeah they keep
cutting to these wide chain reactions
the shit that we do in the name of stopping
terrorism you know
yeah the name of stopping terrorists where we become
terrorists ourselves yeah yeah
killing and maiming and destroying in the name
of peace yeah yeah so I thought
I thought it was funny I mean like there's
limitations I think in storytelling of what
you can as I could see a version nowadays
where if they didn't, as much as there's
like puppet gags, eventually
you get used to the novelty of the puppetry
and like puppet, puppet jokes
stopped working after a certain point because
it's like, yeah, we get it. It's funny the first like half hour,
40 minutes maybe. You're right up to
the SCX scene.
But after a certain
point, yeah, it's like I do think you can
do another version where you're perhaps
a little bit more character because there was
moments where there was heart. I was like,
I know they're like making fun of the action movie
heart tropes. Yeah.
but it's actually helping make this movie more interesting you know yeah it has just enough of
that stuff it's weird it has like enough context to where this hasn't been like outright shunned
as like a you know like a truly off putting offensive in a in a strong sense it's like it's like
low it's like lower case offensive it's making fun with the stereotype yeah yeah yeah in a large
like going like hardcore extreme about it yeah yeah it's the same like every other
I mean, it's like the American characters, you know, there are a handful of accents.
There's the guy who swears all the time.
And then they're like the silly American South accents.
And then everybody who's from somewhere else just has like the boilerplate, gibberish salad that like anybody, you know, is so inclined might do just at like a party.
If they're trying to impersonate somebody like, it is that.
It's like, yeah, it's the, if you're just trying to like whip up off the dome a caricature of some other race or language, that's what you're used to hearing.
you know out there you know in at least places like america where you know we're looking
outward from and uh yeah it speaks to yeah it's it speaks to that kind of but i would never
limited perspective i think i think it's an equal opportunity film in the sense that it's it's
making fun of all things fairly equally and also making fun of americans in the the the tropes
of the action film so i'm not like i'm not like fucking pearl clutched offended by the movie
I think that
I'm in like a place
Defending myself
I think in terms of like
Your comedy
It makes sense to me
Like you just don't find it
That funny
Like it's like
Like that's totally fine
To watch a comedy
And be like
That just wasn't that funny
To me it's a comedy
Yeah
And there is a ton
If you don't laugh you don't laugh
I did laugh though
There were parts that I did find funny
It just
It wasn't like
But gusting
Except for one scene
Yeah
And I think it's different
When there's like a camera pointed
You know
Like I think
What I mean by that is
I think
sometimes a movie where it's not funny
the parts that are
that can be like irate or annoying
can perhaps feel more annoying
because you might feel like you need to be laughing
because you're reacting or something I don't know
because if I'm at home with a comedy
there's so much comedies I've watched at home that I'm like
yeah I like that but I wasn't really laughing
that's yeah I think that's more so I felt but sometimes when there's a camera
you do feel like oh man I wish this movie was making me laugh
more yeah because there's
a camera here. It's going to look like I don't like.
Yeah. There's quite a few moments in this movie where I was like, that was funny, but
I'd actually laugh at it because I just internally thought it was funny more so than just
like outwardly expressing it. So yeah, it's, it's, I don't know, it was a middle of the
road experience for me, but I didn't dislike it. I just didn't love it. That's what that's
fair. That's fair. And there's a, there's a, I have to imagine it's a high variation in
mileage for like how much certain, like you said, puppetry gags are going.
going to, like, carry it because I feel like for certain, for some type of viewer that might
work for a lot longer. And then there are certain jokes where you're like, this is only
funny because it's puppets. Well, sometimes if the puppet stuff, it looked genuinely cool.
Yeah. It was like a cool looking movie. And the original soundtracks were really funny to me.
The montage song might have been. Like, the America song is like, you know, classic. But the
montage song, I thought was brilliant. And to edit it over like a montage. And this looks expensive
as hell. I would like to know how, let me, let me ask
Siri and then we'll wrap this up.
Or Google.
Google. How long did it
take to make
Cat, I got to America, Team America.
Team America.
Drum roll.
I bet this took it, yeah, this had to have taken a minute.
It took years to make it.
Oh, wow. How many?
No specific.
I like to years.
But yeah, I'm like watching the opening. I'm like,
Man, this is opening would take like six months.
Seems like it would.
I mean, yeah.
Aaron is shitting all over it.
I know.
Boomy.
Ruining the entire experience for everyone.
No, man.
It's totally fair.
I had a fun time.
John had a fun time.
Did have a fun time.
Aaron had an all right time.
And that's okay.
That's okay.
You just won't watch anything from these guys anymore.
I will protect you.
I will protect you.
Just like boy,
I won't watch Monty by none anymore.
Oh,
Oh, buddy.
So I will protect you.
This costs $32 million.
Amazing.
Well, guys, what do you think about Team America World Police?
Does it hold up for you?
Do you still find it funny?
Are you more like Aaron?
You're more like John or you more like John and Greg?
Here are your thoughts down below.
We'll talk to you guys soon.
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we'll look at the results and then we'll guess
McHale means
A seductor.
Ooh,
I'm going to say
Mikhail means
the light at the top of a mountain.
Something to do with God
is it.
Something to fucking.
Yeah, okay.
We're going to do Lyndon
because we've already had Michael
who are like God.
Okay, let's do Lyndon.
Lyndon means
bringer of light.
It means linens
wrapped around your body.
Okay. Ooh, the name Linden has multiple meanings, including Linden Tree, or from the Flax Hill, and a topographic name.
A Germanic title that refers to the Linden Tree, which has heart-shaped leaves. That's so cool.
Or there was a sacred healing plant in ancient Greece and Egypt. In Roman mythology, the Linden Tree was dedicated to Venus, the goddess of love, fertility, and fidelity.
And the name, Lyndon,
didn't you say something about being sexy?
I said, bring her a light.
Bring her.
That's...
I said, McHale means seductive.
From the flax hill,
places where flax cultivation
was common.
If you have English ancestors.
We get flax seeds from them?
Yeah, I guess so.
Lyndon, McHale gave us flax seeds.
And then...
Oh, you help keep me cleansed.
Dude, you're killing it.
I get that on top of my...
My asai bowls.
I put that on top of my fiber.
I put that...
Like fiber in my fiber.
Thanks, Mikhail, for keeping us regular.