The Reel Rejects - TED EPISODE 7 REVIEW – DID THEY REALLY OUTDO THE MOVIES?! – FIRST TIME WATCHING

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:51 Thank you to Hewell for sponsoring this video. More on them in just a bit. You better watch. You guys, it suck that you guys have been watching all the other ones. But there's only one episode? There's only one. I thought it was seven and eight. No. Yeah, it's just seven. It's just episode seven, but it's almost as long as the Christmas episode.
Starting point is 00:01:12 So it's like you're getting an episode and an extra act of an episode. Let's do it, guys. Ted, thanks guys who have been joining us on Patreon. Our royal rejects. You guys are so awesome. So wonderful. Let's get the full reaction watch along. I'll just fight the copyright claim.
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Starting point is 00:01:54 Woo. Get a tea. Support the virgins. Support the virgins. Wow. Okay. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:02:01 You get this guy some more money. That way. What? He can finally take a girl out. Oh, my, shut up. Be respectful and eventually loses virginity. Oh, my God. Or that prostitute.
Starting point is 00:02:13 You've always been trying to get. Oh, my God. It does make it easier. Just speed up the process. Anyway, it's the oldest profession, John. Oh, good Lord. Okay. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Go ahead. Go ahead. Well, I'll let you go first. Oh, my God. Tell us what you, what you, uh, she laughed he laughed him quite a bit yeah it was a good episode yeah yeah yeah oh my god why'd you laugh because you're like oh i know what did i get it i get it no it's a good episode i get it big time it's like you're like ah prom you're missing out oh my god dude you gotta go to prom man and i said i've never
Starting point is 00:02:57 been to prom we're here to convince you to go to like i've never good lord like i'm not missing what happen to your prom. Don't give up on this opportunity. You don't get a lot of proms in your life. Did you not get a good break-dancing opportunity at prom? No, I didn't. I got to break, yeah. Yeah, prom was fun.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Did you do a head spin at prom? Did you have a moment at prom where they were like, the girl was like, John, your other go on a dance of me or you dance on the floor, pick one. And you chose to go windmill on the floor. You chose the boogie. You chose dance. Like, I have a future. Like, I love you, baby.
Starting point is 00:03:30 But I love dance more. Why did you choose that name? I just got to looky. What other famous dance girlies are there? I'll tell you why that name didn't help. Okay. Because of Jennifer Anderson. Jennifer Annison is a bitch in real life.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Don't get me watching no friends. Or horrible bosses. Okay, sorry, I'll go with Courtney. Or Genevieve. What are we talking about? Friends. And Suez. I have not seen friends.
Starting point is 00:04:06 I have not seen friends. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, Friends is a big part of this channel or later. Yeah, I know. It's on Friends' references. I know. I can tell you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:16 So you went to prom. Lisa Kudra is a third girl. Her name is Phoebe. There's Monica also, which is... Great. That's where the name Courtney came from. Ted review, guys. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:04:28 All right. just keeping us on track i admire that it's good it's a good episode oh my god you guys are so whack dude holy whack unlirical lyrics audrey right oh my god i like the episode have you ever had a teddy bear we we asked this um the first movie um no i had a blink Or a pillow. Did you get one since then? Have you gotten a teddy bear since?
Starting point is 00:05:00 I'll get you a teddy bear job. Great, man. If anything the show teaches us and the movies, you should have a teddy throughout your life. Sure. Yeah, that's true. It's like a therapist. You should always have, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Oh, I'll just stop making this about you. What the fuck? We should definitely talk about the show at some point. Yeah. Of course. Jesus Christ. Listen, I want to go on that Aladdin date. That Aladdin date looks awesome.
Starting point is 00:05:22 That Latin day was so cool. That's a cute idea. Did people do Aladdin dates? Doer people magic carpeting? Do Aladdin dates? It reminds me of Ghost Ride the Whip. Do you guys remember that? That's a very northern California dance thing.
Starting point is 00:05:36 People commonly use Aladdin as a theme for a magic dates, including the same, but no one does the car thing? I mean, that's like highly dangerous. I got a legal. Like someone's done it, but it probably wasn't like a common trend that is traceable with some level of consistency. It's not like flash mobs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Or it's like, oh, there was a moment. where that happened a lot. I thought they had really good chemistry, him and that girl. Bethany? I agree. It kind of looked like a young Aaron Moriarty. Oh, sure.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Yeah, I can see it. You know how that is? I think so. Good. Let's put that to the test. Where do you think you know her? I don't know. Did you know an Aaron in high school?
Starting point is 00:06:14 Did I know an Aaron in high school? Did you ever date an Aaron? No. Do you have an arch nemesis? I have a guy friend named Aaron. A-A-A-R-O-N. A-A-R-N. Not our Aaron, but.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Why are we talking about? Wow, so you're not friends with Aaron? I am. John. I don't know. I don't know how you managed to make everything about you. John. Lord.
Starting point is 00:06:33 The narcissism is through. You just hog these videos. What did you think, Greg? Well, it's hard to think about it. Ouch. Way to change the subject. I keep deflecting here. You guys are so stupid.
Starting point is 00:06:52 We are your TEDs. Does the show speak to you? Because everyone's always addressing John. How about you? My name's spelled totally different. That's different. That's different, L.J. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Why are you attacking? There's a whole additional letter. Why are you attacking John? My name is 25% longer than your name is. Yes, it is. Not cool, man. And several percent shorter because of how long your full name is. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Take the high rope. Wow. It's not competition, all right. How would you stoop so low? Shots fired. Oh, my God. I thought it was great. Good.
Starting point is 00:07:30 It was a really good episode. I learned what a tampon is. I did learn how to apply a tampon. So I'm going to be ready to help. Should anyone need it? Hey. I thought it was a really funny. I thought it was a solid conclusion.
Starting point is 00:07:45 I didn't realize we were wrapping up junior year. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Juniors go to prom? I thought it was seniors. Yeah. Like, you can go as a junior. You can go any grade.
Starting point is 00:07:59 It doesn't matter. I think fresh and a son. I don't know. There is a junior prom. I think the most widely, yes. Anybody can just show up. If I went with my wife. Buy tickets.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah, yeah. The school will be happy for your donation. I think the most commonly accepted prom is senior prom. I believe there are junior proms. I don't know if everyone has one. But, yeah. Like, you know, you got to, I know that. I know that in a lot of schools
Starting point is 00:08:24 you get a special dance of some kind for the juniors and then you get the specific fucking whole shebang senior prom. Yeah, my high school had a junior prom during the winter and then senior prom like was during the summer or right before graduations or whatever.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Well, let's hope he gets laid next season. That's what I care the most of them. Their chemistry is great. I did like when you pointed out like, yeah, I guess it's turn to Mark Wahlberg. And I was like, oh yeah, that's right i got so used to guys just always bewildered he's this is a bewildered yeah yeah more intense about it and
Starting point is 00:08:59 i have almost every line delivery he's like that for opening of every episode with him he's just so perplexed by everything that's yeah it was very i did kind of that a very funny device because yeah it's like oh he's got to do something to like show her why to be interested in him yeah also it is a great hack of being like oh yeah he's going to be jacked later so i guess we have to establish he's physical in some way. This was the one time where they started threading it
Starting point is 00:09:26 to the movies in a more direct way. You know, like he tackled someone. He reminded you of Mark Wahlberg. Oh yeah, he has to eventually get laid because Mark Wahlberg's character apparently is really good with ladies. And they have the Thunder Buddy song. I was like, oh, maybe Seth McFarland is going out of his way to like tie it in directly.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Yeah, right, right. All be in continuity. Even though they recond the parents and stuff. I think they all be continuity and everything. Yeah. And the cousin, apparently, he's a big part of his life that he never mentions during the movie. Maybe we can get a finally a third movie where Cousin Blair comes back. Comes back, yeah, yeah. You know, or maybe she'll die or something.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Jesus Christ. But I do... You should do some wilds multiverse episode or time travel episode. That would be so cool. Like, these Johns can meet each other. I would love if once per season, they do kind of like the Christmas... Like have one episode every season that confronts the magic in some new way. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like five or six whatever episodes in, just do it. a yeah do a weird pocket dimension episode or something like that where we see multiple versions of John and Ted and yeah multiple Ted version oh like a Rick and Morty version like a Ted oh nice yeah that way we could have the Ted and John
Starting point is 00:10:34 these Ted's meet yeah exactly Ted Prime yeah and then these John's meet that would be so fun that would be really good I like them yeah it's weird a huge episode it's like what they do with this show is very charming and is very classic sitcom in a lot of ways but it does have that extra droplet of like
Starting point is 00:10:51 But lots of things are possible. Yeah, the absurdity that they present. Of course. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and this was like, yeah, like, this is the Christmas episode, I thought both had, like, a really nice blend of, like, they're really funny. But, like, the character stuff hits in a nice way, you know? Like, I liked the, you know, coming of age. It's weird. Like, they had the episode where they were renting all the corn tapes.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Ah, yeah. And I thought this kind of did some of the, like, sex-based comedy of that a little better. Well, it's got the heart that we like. Yeah. We're like the heart where adults. Like this one's got like, this one was like all the ranch, but also all the heart,
Starting point is 00:11:27 but also all the, yeah. And like I friggin' love his parents. I think they're, both those actors are great. Well, yeah. I mean,
Starting point is 00:11:33 we also know what it's like to, that awkwardness when you do go buy condoms for the first time. You feel like everyone in the store is looking at you and judging you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Like you're doing a crime somehow and like someone's going to stop. You'd be like, whoa, what are you doing with those? Do you know what those are four? Are you, does your mom know you're here?
Starting point is 00:11:51 Don't worry, I'll take you some time Oh my God Show you what it's like They didn't actually explain The menstrual cycle to us Or sex ed Like they had sex ed in high school We didn't have that
Starting point is 00:12:03 Well once a month the woman becomes a terrorist That's right Oh my God That's right Uh huh That's what I was taught That's what we were taught yeah And whenever a woman
Starting point is 00:12:12 You'll get pregnant and die Whenever a woman's in a bad mood She must be on her period That's right And it happens anytime If I say something It can't predict them They choose to be
Starting point is 00:12:21 offended by what I have said they must be on their period when they choose to be offended to me when I speak out of turn, you know yeah, period period. One end up point blank periods. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Jesus Christ. I know some women who are on their period all the time. Oh my God. You should get that checked. Yeah. Oh my God. If you're just tuning in now,
Starting point is 00:12:50 we like to have fun here. I'm pretty sure. sure the demographic on this video are like 98% all the ladies are watching our TED reactions the Richardson fans and the TED fans have surprising overlap we're in the boys club now he's there to
Starting point is 00:13:03 remember one about the line it's really obvious that we're the butt of the joke because we're stupid um yeah but sometimes you got to clarify even for the TED audience they might mean this Blair is legit we love Blair in this house yeah she's great
Starting point is 00:13:19 she's great absolutely great well guys what do you think do you sleep with LJ what the fuck is going on but you can't don't worry man I'll help you up because he's saving it fellow reject why is it so hard
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Starting point is 00:15:39 For marriage. Oh my gosh. Like a good Christian boy. Like a good Christian. Let's read some questions here. want to take away LJ All right Jaden Rhodes says
Starting point is 00:15:50 Thank you for your contribution I'm very happy to see you all y'all cover the whole first season but now that y'all have finished the first season how would you you all compare it to the show to the movie or the movies I personally think the show is funnier than the movies
Starting point is 00:16:06 I agree and what is y'all's favorite joke or bit me personally probably not the funniest laugh in the show but the one that caught me off guard was the thunder and they start the Thunder Buddy song. Oh, that was very charming. It was a charming.
Starting point is 00:16:20 That was a rare example of that trope. Yes. It's just the right place for my taste where I'm like, ah, we did the prequel thing, but it felt natural. Right. Feel like, Han, you're traveling solo? You know? But like, I'm trying to think of what my favorite bit would be, though.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Because there are a lot of really funny bits. I mean, the whole thing where they parent that kid was pretty. The part of where I always think about, when I think about this show on my own and when I realized how much I love this show, how I was going to be in love with this show was when it went wrong in that restaurant with that kid. And they were both like, what's going on? I understand. That's what I was going to be an amazing chef. That's what I was for sure, dude. So like that's probably my favorite only because of like that's when I knew I was like, I'm here for life now.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Right. Thunderbodies for life. The one of the bits that I, I think it's very Seth MacFarlane, they just like repeat and lean on a bit. Like for sake of me, when they were trying to, when John and Ted were,
Starting point is 00:17:28 they had to leave because, you know, the mom found the porn video. The corn video, please, John. My bad. My bad. They were leaving. This is why you're a virgin. Stop.
Starting point is 00:17:44 And you're smashing every night. They were like, goodbye this part of the house. Goodbye this part of the house. And they just kept repeating. That's a very Seth Macpharlenton, a funny thing. And then the other bit was when we found out what Maddie did at war in Vietnam. Yeah. That was all from the second episode.
Starting point is 00:18:10 I think that episode just told us, like, that's going to be a really. Yeah. The first episode was really good, but the second was like, this is going to be like different. Yeah. It's very sure. I would say, yeah. Like, I like the movies and I appreciate them, but this is the most like, I feel like the show and the concept and everything really thrives in this format. And I really, you know, it's fun to watch Mark Wahlberg and Seth McFarlane play off each other.
Starting point is 00:18:32 But the actor who plays John here, I think, is so charming and endearing and fun to watch. And, yeah, like, this is the version where I would actually want to meet them. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. So, yeah. You know, it's a good prequel when, you know, John messes up here with the girl. He's like, no, I've named a lot. We're all like, no, stop.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Yeah, we're invested. We're invested. Like, yeah, we know he's going to be like, fine in the end and then it's like, meela Kuna's on all this shit. But we were, it's like, no, what are you doing? The one last thing I'll say, the one joke I'm waiting for to come back is the supermarket joke because I love that. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:06 The whole, like, we need more of this outlandish behavior. You're promoted. Like, the principle almost seemed like to have that. I thought that was going to go that way. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking for that, but otherwise, this is great. Read it.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Randy Francois, Sensei, Master Greg, my role model, even though we're the same age. My man, John, the best air guitar player on YouTube, I will thank you so, oh my God, I'm honored. Breaker boy, John.
Starting point is 00:19:34 To the point, what is one of the worst things you did to upset your parents as a kid or adult? Don't keep it PG. Give us the juice. Holy crap, dude. I got really mad once and I slammed a sliding door and broke it. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 00:19:50 And that was not a good day. You were 25 when that was yesterday. So don't cross me, bud. Oh, man. I'm trying to think of worse things than that, though. One time I was, I mean, I got so many stories I can pull from. Same. I got so many.
Starting point is 00:20:09 One time I had this. Okay, so started off because I had this like, dream that I like was my brother, Jebby Coy from Sine Pels. I dreamed that he was like washing dishes in the kitchen and I was like peeing in the trash laughing at him and then I
Starting point is 00:20:25 like left the kitchen and then I'm so then I woke up my dad was furious at me because I did just that in my sleep and my brother was fucking livid and my brother I was like what did I do? He's like you were peeing in the trash I kept going what are you doing stop it
Starting point is 00:20:47 and you just laughed at me and I was like as I saw it all from like a like a master shot camera yeah that's so funny lucid leucid peeve but that's good you found a place to put it yeah oh my god that's funny I got other stories of the things that I did consciously but I will reserve you for that This is bad. I don't know. I have a lot, too.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Hell yeah. What about what you did to the beanie, that poo bear doll? What did you do in poo? When you carved a hole in it? What did you do with poo? You told me this just like a few days ago. Stupid, you're so dumb. What did I do?
Starting point is 00:21:38 What did I do? You have an insult my man's intelligence right now. It's a sign of low intelligence. that you need to do that. Jesus Christ. To answer your one example to this question is you guys remember when you would create a voicemail
Starting point is 00:21:56 and you go say like it starts with saying hello? Yeah. Yes. Ha ha, I caught you. This is my voicemail. Whatever. So I had that at like my freshman year in high school and this is the time when I started dancing a lot and competing. And so I was
Starting point is 00:22:12 I went to an event out in like a very rural, a very like ghetto area of Los Angeles. Yeah, not the safest. No, I guess it was, yeah, just really just bad neighborhood. And my- Sherman Oaks, not Studio City. I'm not saying that. Once you cross that line. So I, that was my voicemail and my parents would drive me to these events.
Starting point is 00:22:36 And so at the time I was 15 and obviously being 15 and being that young, they would want me to go home early and like not stay the whole event typically these events can go until like midnight or whatever um my dad was calling me i didn't have my phone on me or i had my phone on me just i couldn't hear it and yeah my dad heard that voicemail got really mad and i got a beating in the car dang that did not end funny no no no no how bad are we talking no i got a punch in the face that was it but like that's that's extreme i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry Sorry. No, I mean, I love my dad, and he's the coolest in the world. But, like, no, I was stupid for not.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Except when we had an anime fight in the car. I know, yeah, but that was bad. I went to the hospital. He apologized. No, no. It's all okay. I just, yeah, that's... Parents guy divorced. I agree. Not the press charges. No, yeah, I've done a lot of stupid shit when I was a kid, so I have more stories.
Starting point is 00:23:35 I don't... It can get dark. Hey, man, life is crazy. Life is crazy. I could tell dark stories about my dad, too. Yeah. But I just know how to... I know how to filter it.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Taste off the form of the question. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to think of even more innocent things. No, I... Okay, I'm not going to answer anymore. That was brutal ending. No comment.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I did not see that. Any comment, I'll tell you that. I turn dark. You've seen the mist? Like, what the fuck just happened? Oh my gosh. Oh, yeah. That mist is a good movie.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah. Oh, I was out here last night when Roxy had a reaction to it. Oh, no. Oh, wow. I just, I wouldn't spoil it here. I was like, I'm like, yep, she just, they just watched the misting. She is very loud right now. I remember my first crabby paddy.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Nice. Oh, good. John has no story. Oh, you told the slamming. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know if I ever did anything, like, sick. I'll try and think of more bad things that I did. You watch The Simpsons when you shouldn't.
Starting point is 00:24:52 That's right, I did. What a bad boy. Anyway. Wow. You guys need to learn the tone. You're going to feel like, you okay, man? I mean, I don't feel like mine was that outlandish. I had rage problems.
Starting point is 00:25:12 I slammed the door. I was much younger and I worked that out and I dealt with that. We fixed the door. You know, I didn't hit anybody. And, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:24 frankly, I thought the door could take it. I was, you know, like a tween. I don't remember your story. That's the thing. I didn't pick up my phone.
Starting point is 00:25:37 My dad put me in the face. Sorry. I'm so sorry. Wait a bit. we have to dissect this a little bit more hang on a minute yeah let's dive into that
Starting point is 00:25:48 punch in on punch in on that oh wow it's uh there's not a war to we're gonna move on yeah j rushden
Starting point is 00:25:59 question were you great at school or did you barely make it out I like it I like it I was I was good at school for a time and then once it got to be like college I barely made it up
Starting point is 00:26:12 no man i was uh i was fine at school but i generally hated it i didn't really pay attention i there was like literally i didn't to this day i'm still i'm still i'm even sure of photo synthesis i came to like paying attention to basic shit i just could not pay attention i was the definition of like you know how everyone's like diagnosed with ad ad and ADHD like that was just me and but i didn't get diagnosed with anything until i was like in my 20s so yeah i did pay attention to anything in school and then i didn't finish high school But look at me now. I'm Randy's role model.
Starting point is 00:26:50 You're killing it. You're talking about. You're killing it, man. Sense Master Greg over here. Yeah. You are. You are a role model. You carve your own path, man.
Starting point is 00:26:59 You carved your own path. You didn't do the normy thing. Yeah. Yeah. For real. Especially in a day and age where you don't have to do the normy thing anymore because it's way too normal. And it doesn't matter. Every kid's going to school going, I could just make him.
Starting point is 00:27:12 I'm talking. Now they are. Yeah, exactly. That's true. I could just monetize my own interests. Were you good at school? Yeah, uh, 4.0. Dude.
Starting point is 00:27:22 I couldn't really imagine whether I got under a 4.0, what your dad would do. I knew that joke was coming. I knew. What happens if it dipped a little bit? Oh, my God. 3.8. Oh, no. No, no.
Starting point is 00:27:33 No, I was ranging from like 3.5 to 4.0 during high school and then college was, I was okay. But I'm a college dropout too. Or, yeah, I didn't finish. I went to college. I went to college for like 10 years. Yeah. Well, and to like, You were a college dropout who went to college for 10 years?
Starting point is 00:27:48 No, no, no, yeah, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't finish. I didn't finish. Yeah, but it took me, like, I stopped going to school in 2020. So were you not, like, fully in college? Like, you weren't there more, like, you weren't, like, were you, like, just taking part-time classes for 10 years?
Starting point is 00:28:01 No, I was a full-time student for, like, yeah, for up in- college for, yeah, for up-in-town. Yeah, art major was kind of- So when I knew you, you were in college? Yeah. You were? Yeah, yeah. Throughout my years in the business?
Starting point is 00:28:14 Yeah, I was... You were? Mm-hmm. That's... But wouldn't they, like, find you and be like, why are you going to college? You shouldn't be doing that. It's the least of your time. You should be focusing more.
Starting point is 00:28:25 How did you manage working to do with me? You're a high achiever, man. I best kept secret rich as time management. You're a ninja. This is amazing. I should learn from you. I was going to school in the morning, and then we did business at... in the evening. A lot of the work for the business.
Starting point is 00:28:45 We sold those drugs like crazy. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. All of Glendora. We evaded your downlines with all these drugs. Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Crazy. Latuna Canyon Road. You don't want to go down there. It's our territory. Damn, dude. Latuna shouts out Latuna. Yeah. That's not too far for me.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Yeah. Oh, really. Shouts out Latuna. Docs to John Richard. Sorry. Come to this. General. Find this one road
Starting point is 00:29:13 You dock yourself I didn't fucking say anything Yeah If that's even true What is this episode What I mean Oh god damn it We're in Dallas right
Starting point is 00:29:23 Well we learned you're a virgin That's the biggest thing Your dad has reasonable responses We shoot these in Dallas And you went to college For 10 plus years Yeah While selling drugs
Starting point is 00:29:36 Dude you went to art school I did yeah You haven't seen friends And you haven't seen friends. I haven't seen friends. You don't know who Jennifer Anast is. And he broke Lorraine's heart in school. Dude.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Lorraine. Because then George had to punch you in the face. You cross the line. Get your damn hands off her. Future changed forever. And that's why you hate prom. Yeah. My prom was all right.
Starting point is 00:30:06 All right, guys. Well, do the windmill. How was your prom? Or were your grades? do you know how to take a bra off do you want to call social services for LJ right now everybody
Starting point is 00:30:19 just leave LJ some some heartfelt love guys shit everybody smack LJ around in the comments we love you LJ we love you we'll talk with you sincerely
Starting point is 00:30:32 once this camera stops reality will resume in three two one Wow. No.

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