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You better watch. You guys, it suck that you guys have been watching all the other ones.
But there's only one episode?
There's only one.
I thought it was seven and eight.
No.
Yeah, it's just seven.
It's just episode seven, but it's almost as long as the Christmas episode.
So it's like you're getting an episode and an extra act of an episode.
Let's do it, guys.
Ted, thanks guys who have been joining us on Patreon.
Our royal rejects.
You guys are so awesome.
So wonderful.
Let's get the full reaction watch along.
I'll just fight the copyright claim.
odds and also help offset the amount of re-editing charges it cost to make sure this can be seen on YouTube.
Yeah, God.
Somebody re-uploads who have to happen on this.
It's a great time.
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Get a tea.
Support the virgins.
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Wow.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
You get this guy some more money.
That way.
What?
He can finally take a girl out.
Oh, my, shut up.
Be respectful and eventually loses virginity.
Oh, my God.
Or that prostitute.
You've always been trying to get.
Oh, my God.
It does make it easier.
Just speed up the process.
Anyway, it's the oldest profession, John.
Oh, good Lord.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Well, I'll let you go first.
Oh, my God.
Tell us what you, what you, uh,
she laughed he laughed him quite a bit yeah it was a good episode yeah yeah yeah oh my god why'd you laugh
because you're like oh i know what did i get it i get it no it's a good episode i get it big time
it's like you're like ah prom you're missing out oh my god dude you gotta go to prom man and i said i've never
been to prom we're here to convince you to go to like i've never good lord like i'm not missing what
happen to your prom.
Don't give up on this opportunity.
You don't get a lot of proms in your life.
Did you not get a good break-dancing opportunity at prom?
No, I didn't.
I got to break, yeah.
Yeah, prom was fun.
Did you do a head spin at prom?
Did you have a moment at prom where they were like, the girl was like, John,
your other go on a dance of me or you dance on the floor, pick one.
And you chose to go windmill on the floor.
You chose the boogie.
You chose dance.
Like, I have a future.
Like, I love you, baby.
But I love dance more.
Why did you choose that name?
I just got to looky.
What other famous dance girlies are there?
I'll tell you why that name didn't help.
Okay.
Because of Jennifer Anderson.
Jennifer Annison is a bitch in real life.
Don't get me watching no friends.
Or horrible bosses.
Okay, sorry, I'll go with Courtney.
Or Genevieve.
What are we talking about?
Friends.
And Suez.
I have not seen friends.
I have not seen friends.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, well, Friends is a big part of this channel or later.
Yeah, I know.
It's on Friends' references.
I know.
I can tell you.
Okay.
So you went to prom.
Lisa Kudra is a third girl.
Her name is Phoebe.
There's Monica also, which is...
Great.
That's where the name Courtney came from.
Ted review, guys.
Go ahead.
All right.
just keeping us on track i admire that it's good it's a good episode oh my god you guys are so
whack dude holy whack unlirical lyrics audrey
right oh my god i like the episode
have you ever had a teddy bear we we asked this um the first movie um no i had a blink
Or a pillow.
Did you get one since then?
Have you gotten a teddy bear since?
I'll get you a teddy bear job.
Great, man.
If anything the show teaches us and the movies,
you should have a teddy throughout your life.
Sure.
Yeah, that's true.
It's like a therapist.
You should always have, yeah.
Oh, I'll just stop making this about you.
What the fuck?
We should definitely talk about the show at some point.
Yeah.
Of course.
Jesus Christ.
Listen, I want to go on that Aladdin date.
That Aladdin date looks awesome.
That Latin day was so cool.
That's a cute idea.
Did people do Aladdin dates?
Doer people magic carpeting?
Do Aladdin dates?
It reminds me of Ghost Ride the Whip.
Do you guys remember that?
That's a very northern California dance thing.
People commonly use Aladdin as a theme for a magic dates,
including the same, but no one does the car thing?
I mean, that's like highly dangerous.
I got a legal.
Like someone's done it, but it probably wasn't like a common trend
that is traceable with some level of consistency.
It's not like flash mobs.
Yeah.
Or it's like, oh, there was a moment.
where that happened a lot.
I thought they had really good chemistry,
him and that girl.
Bethany?
I agree.
It kind of looked like a young Aaron Moriarty.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, I can see it.
You know how that is?
I think so.
Good.
Let's put that to the test.
Where do you think you know her?
I don't know.
Did you know an Aaron in high school?
Did I know an Aaron in high school?
Did you ever date an Aaron?
No.
Do you have an arch nemesis?
I have a guy friend named Aaron.
A-A-A-R-O-N.
A-A-R-N.
Not our Aaron, but.
Why are we talking about?
Wow, so you're not friends with Aaron?
I am.
John.
I don't know.
I don't know how you managed to make everything about you.
John.
Lord.
The narcissism is through.
You just hog these videos.
What did you think, Greg?
Well, it's hard to think about it.
Ouch.
Way to change the subject.
I keep deflecting here.
You guys are so stupid.
We are your TEDs.
Does the show speak to you?
Because everyone's always addressing John.
How about you?
My name's spelled totally different.
That's different.
That's different, L.J.
Jeez.
Why are you attacking?
There's a whole additional letter.
Why are you attacking John?
My name is 25% longer than your name is.
Yes, it is.
Not cool, man.
And several percent shorter because of how long your full name is.
Yeah, that's true.
Take the high rope.
Wow.
It's not competition, all right.
How would you stoop so low?
Shots fired.
Oh, my God.
I thought it was great.
Good.
It was a really good episode.
I learned what a tampon is.
I did learn how to apply a tampon.
So I'm going to be ready to help.
Should anyone need it?
Hey.
I thought it was a really funny.
I thought it was a solid conclusion.
I didn't realize we were wrapping up junior year.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Juniors go to prom?
I thought it was seniors.
Yeah.
Like, you can go as a junior.
You can go any grade.
It doesn't matter.
I think fresh and a son.
I don't know.
There is a junior prom.
I think the most widely, yes.
Anybody can just show up.
If I went with my wife.
Buy tickets.
Yeah, yeah.
The school will be happy for your donation.
I think the most commonly accepted prom is senior prom.
I believe there are junior proms.
I don't know if everyone has one.
But, yeah.
Like, you know, you got to, I know that.
I know that in a lot of schools
you get a special dance of some kind
for the juniors and then you get the specific
fucking whole shebang senior prom.
Yeah, my high school had a junior prom
during the winter and then senior prom
like was during
the summer or right before
graduations or whatever.
Yeah. Yeah. Something like that.
Well, let's hope he gets laid next season.
That's what I care the most of them.
Their chemistry is great. I did like when you pointed out
like, yeah, I guess it's turn to Mark Wahlberg.
And I was like, oh yeah,
that's right i got so used to guys just always bewildered he's this is a bewildered
yeah yeah more intense about it and
i have almost every line delivery he's like that
for opening of every episode with him he's just so perplexed by everything that's
yeah it was very i did kind of that a very funny
device because yeah it's like oh he's got to do something to like show her
why to be interested in him yeah also it is a great hack of being like oh yeah he's
going to be jacked later so i guess we have to establish he's
physical in some way.
This was the one time where they started threading it
to the movies in a more direct way.
You know, like he tackled someone.
He reminded you of Mark Wahlberg.
Oh yeah, he has to eventually get laid because
Mark Wahlberg's character apparently is really good with
ladies. And they have the Thunder Buddy song.
I was like, oh, maybe Seth McFarland is going out of his way
to like tie it in directly.
Yeah, right, right.
All be in continuity. Even though they
recond the parents and stuff. I think they all be
continuity and everything. Yeah. And the cousin, apparently,
he's a big part of his life that he never mentions during the movie.
Maybe we can get a finally a third movie where Cousin Blair comes back.
Comes back, yeah, yeah.
You know, or maybe she'll die or something.
Jesus Christ.
But I do...
You should do some wilds multiverse episode or time travel episode.
That would be so cool.
Like, these Johns can meet each other.
I would love if once per season, they do kind of like the Christmas...
Like have one episode every season that confronts the magic in some new way.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like five or six whatever episodes in, just do it.
a yeah do a weird pocket dimension episode
or something like that where we see multiple
versions of John and Ted and yeah
multiple Ted version oh like a
Rick and Morty version like a Ted
oh nice yeah that way we could have the Ted and John
these Ted's meet
yeah exactly Ted Prime
yeah and then these John's meet that would be so fun
that would be really good I like them
yeah it's weird a huge episode it's like what they do
with this show is very charming and is very
classic sitcom in a lot of ways but it does
have that extra droplet of like
But lots of things are possible.
Yeah, the absurdity that they present.
Of course. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and this was like, yeah, like, this is the Christmas episode, I thought both had, like, a really nice blend of, like, they're really funny.
But, like, the character stuff hits in a nice way, you know?
Like, I liked the, you know, coming of age.
It's weird.
Like, they had the episode where they were renting all the corn tapes.
Ah, yeah.
And I thought this kind of did some of the, like, sex-based comedy of that a little better.
Well, it's got the heart that we like.
Yeah.
We're like the heart where adults.
Like this one's got like,
this one was like all the ranch,
but also all the heart,
but also all the,
yeah.
And like I friggin' love his parents.
I think they're,
both those actors are great.
Well,
yeah.
I mean,
we also know what it's like to,
that awkwardness
when you do go buy condoms
for the first time.
You feel like everyone in the store
is looking at you
and judging you.
Yeah.
Like you're doing a crime somehow
and like someone's going to stop.
You'd be like,
whoa,
what are you doing with those?
Do you know what those are four?
Are you,
does your mom know you're here?
Don't worry, I'll take you some time
Oh my God
Show you what it's like
They didn't actually explain
The menstrual cycle to us
Or sex ed
Like they had sex ed in high school
We didn't have that
Well once a month the woman becomes a terrorist
That's right
Oh my God
That's right
Uh huh
That's what I was taught
That's what we were taught yeah
And whenever a woman
You'll get pregnant and die
Whenever a woman's in a bad mood
She must be on her period
That's right
And it happens anytime
If I say something
It can't predict them
They choose to be
offended by what I have said
they must be on their period
when they choose to be offended to me
when I speak out of turn, you know
yeah, period
period.
One end up point blank periods.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
I know some women who are on their period
all the time.
Oh my God.
You should get that checked.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
If you're just tuning in now,
we like to have fun here.
I'm pretty sure.
sure the demographic on this video
are like 98%
all the ladies are watching our TED reactions
the Richardson fans and the TED fans
have surprising overlap
we're in the boys club now he's there to
remember one about the line it's really obvious
that we're the butt of the joke
because we're stupid
um yeah but sometimes you got to clarify
even for the TED audience
they might mean this
Blair is legit we love Blair
in this house yeah she's great
she's great absolutely great
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Oh my gosh.
Like a good Christian boy.
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Let's read some questions here.
want to take away LJ
All right
Jaden Rhodes says
Thank you for your contribution
I'm very happy to see you
all y'all cover the whole first season
but now that y'all have finished
the first season how would you
you all compare it to the show to the movie
or the movies
I personally think the show is funnier than the movies
I agree and what is y'all's
favorite joke or bit
me personally probably not the funniest laugh in the show
but the one that caught me off guard
was the thunder
and they start the Thunder Buddy song.
Oh, that was very charming.
It was a charming.
That was a rare example of that trope.
Yes.
It's just the right place for my taste where I'm like,
ah, we did the prequel thing, but it felt natural.
Right.
Feel like, Han, you're traveling solo?
You know?
But like, I'm trying to think of what my favorite bit would be, though.
Because there are a lot of really funny bits.
I mean, the whole thing where they parent that kid was pretty.
The part of where I always think about, when I think about this show on my own and when I realized how much I love this show, how I was going to be in love with this show was when it went wrong in that restaurant with that kid.
And they were both like, what's going on?
I understand.
That's what I was going to be an amazing chef.
That's what I was for sure, dude.
So like that's probably my favorite only because of like that's when I knew I was like, I'm here for life now.
Right.
Thunderbodies for life.
The one of the bits that I,
I think it's very Seth MacFarlane,
they just like repeat and lean on a bit.
Like for sake of me,
when they were trying to,
when John and Ted were,
they had to leave because, you know,
the mom found the porn video.
The corn video, please, John.
My bad.
My bad.
They were leaving.
This is why you're a virgin.
Stop.
And you're smashing every night.
They were like, goodbye this part of the house.
Goodbye this part of the house.
And they just kept repeating.
That's a very Seth Macpharlenton, a funny thing.
And then the other bit was when we found out what Maddie did at war in Vietnam.
Yeah.
That was all from the second episode.
I think that episode just told us, like, that's going to be a really.
Yeah.
The first episode was really good, but the second was like, this is going to be like different.
Yeah.
It's very sure.
I would say, yeah.
Like, I like the movies and I appreciate them, but this is the most like, I feel like the show and the concept and everything really thrives in this format.
And I really, you know, it's fun to watch Mark Wahlberg and Seth McFarlane play off each other.
But the actor who plays John here, I think, is so charming and endearing and fun to watch.
And, yeah, like, this is the version where I would actually want to meet them.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
So, yeah.
You know, it's a good prequel when, you know, John messes up here with the girl.
He's like, no, I've named a lot.
We're all like, no, stop.
Yeah, we're invested.
We're invested.
Like, yeah, we know he's going to be like, fine in the end and then it's like, meela Kuna's on all this shit.
But we were, it's like, no, what are you doing?
The one last thing I'll say, the one joke I'm waiting for to come back is the supermarket joke because I love that.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The whole, like, we need more of this outlandish behavior.
You're promoted.
Like, the principle almost seemed like to have that.
I thought that was going to go that way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm looking for that, but otherwise, this is great.
Read it.
Randy Francois,
Sensei, Master Greg,
my role model,
even though we're the same age.
My man, John, the best air guitar player
on YouTube, I will thank you so,
oh my God, I'm honored.
Breaker boy, John.
To the point,
what is one of the worst things you did
to upset your parents as a kid or adult?
Don't keep it PG.
Give us the juice.
Holy crap, dude.
I got really mad once and I slammed a sliding door and broke it.
Oh, shoot.
And that was not a good day.
You were 25 when that was yesterday.
So don't cross me, bud.
Oh, man.
I'm trying to think of worse things than that, though.
One time I was, I mean, I got so many stories I can pull from.
Same.
I got so many.
One time I had this.
Okay, so started off because I had this like,
dream that I like was
my brother, Jebby Coy from
Sine Pels. I dreamed that he was like
washing dishes in the kitchen
and I was like peeing in the trash laughing
at him and then I
like left the kitchen and then
I'm so then I woke up
my dad was furious at me because
I did just that in my sleep
and my brother was fucking
livid and my brother
I was like what did I do? He's like
you were peeing in the trash I kept going what are you doing stop it
and you just laughed at me and I was like
as I saw it all from like a like a master shot camera
yeah that's so funny
lucid leucid peeve but that's good you found a place
to put it yeah oh my god that's funny
I got other stories of the things that I did consciously
but I will reserve you for that
This is bad. I don't know. I have a lot, too.
Hell yeah.
What about what you did to the beanie, that poo bear doll?
What did you do in poo?
When you carved a hole in it?
What did you do with poo?
You told me this just like a few days ago.
Stupid, you're so dumb.
What did I do?
What did I do?
You have an insult my man's intelligence right now.
It's a sign of low intelligence.
that you need to do that.
Jesus Christ.
To answer your one example
to this question is
you guys remember when you would create a voicemail
and you go say like it starts
with saying hello? Yeah. Yes.
Ha ha, I caught you. This is my voicemail.
Whatever. So I had that
at like my freshman year in high school
and this is the time when I started
dancing a lot and competing. And so
I was
I went to an event out in like a very rural, a very like ghetto area of Los Angeles.
Yeah, not the safest.
No, I guess it was, yeah, just really just bad neighborhood.
And my-
Sherman Oaks, not Studio City.
I'm not saying that.
Once you cross that line.
So I, that was my voicemail and my parents would drive me to these events.
And so at the time I was 15 and obviously being 15 and being that young,
they would want me to go home early and like not stay the whole event typically these events can go
until like midnight or whatever um my dad was calling me i didn't have my phone on me or i had my phone
on me just i couldn't hear it and yeah my dad heard that voicemail got really mad and i got a beating
in the car dang that did not end funny no no no no how bad are we talking no i got a punch in the
face that was it but like that's that's extreme i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
Sorry. No, I mean, I love my dad, and he's the coolest in the world.
But, like, no, I was stupid for not.
Except when we had an anime fight in the car.
I know, yeah, but that was bad.
I went to the hospital. He apologized.
No, no. It's all okay.
I just, yeah, that's...
Parents guy divorced.
I agree. Not the press charges.
No, yeah, I've done a lot of stupid shit when I was a kid, so I have more stories.
I don't...
It can get dark.
Hey, man, life is crazy.
Life is crazy.
I could tell dark stories about my dad, too.
Yeah.
But I just know how to...
I know how to filter it.
Taste off the form of the question.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to think of even more innocent things.
No, I...
Okay, I'm not going to answer anymore.
That was brutal ending.
No comment.
I did not see that.
Any comment, I'll tell you that.
I turn dark.
You've seen the mist?
Like, what the fuck just happened?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, yeah.
That mist is a good movie.
Yeah.
Oh, I was out here last night when Roxy had a reaction to it.
Oh, no.
Oh, wow.
I just, I wouldn't spoil it here.
I was like, I'm like, yep, she just, they just watched the misting.
She is very loud right now.
I remember my first crabby paddy.
Nice.
Oh, good.
John has no story.
Oh, you told the slamming.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know if I ever did anything, like, sick.
I'll try and think of more bad things that I did.
You watch The Simpsons when you shouldn't.
That's right, I did.
What a bad boy.
Anyway.
Wow.
You guys need to learn the tone.
You're going to feel like, you okay, man?
I mean, I don't feel like mine was that outlandish.
I had rage problems.
I slammed the door.
I was much younger
and I worked that out
and I dealt with that.
We fixed the door.
You know,
I didn't hit anybody.
And, you know,
frankly,
I thought the door could take it.
I was,
you know,
like a tween.
I don't remember your story.
That's the thing.
I didn't pick up my phone.
My dad put me in the face.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Wait a bit.
we have to dissect this
a little bit more
hang on a minute
yeah let's dive into that
punch in on punch in on that
oh wow
it's uh
there's not a war
to
we're gonna move on
yeah
j rushden
question were you great at school
or did you barely make it out
I like it
I like it
I was I was good at school
for a time
and then once it got to be like
college I barely made it up
no man i was uh i was fine at school but i generally hated it i didn't really pay attention
i there was like literally i didn't to this day i'm still i'm still i'm even sure of photo synthesis
i came to like paying attention to basic shit i just could not pay attention i was the
definition of like you know how everyone's like diagnosed with ad ad and ADHD like that was
just me and but i didn't get diagnosed with anything until i was like in my 20s so yeah i did
pay attention to anything in school and then i didn't finish high school
But look at me now.
I'm Randy's role model.
You're killing it.
You're talking about.
You're killing it, man.
Sense Master Greg over here.
Yeah.
You are.
You are a role model.
You carve your own path, man.
You carved your own path.
You didn't do the normy thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For real.
Especially in a day and age where you don't have to do the normy thing anymore because it's way too normal.
And it doesn't matter.
Every kid's going to school going, I could just make him.
I'm talking.
Now they are.
Yeah, exactly.
That's true.
I could just monetize my own interests.
Were you good at school?
Yeah, uh, 4.0.
Dude.
I couldn't really imagine whether I got under a 4.0, what your dad would do.
I knew that joke was coming.
I knew.
What happens if it dipped a little bit?
Oh, my God.
3.8.
Oh, no.
No, no.
No, I was ranging from like 3.5 to 4.0 during high school and then college was, I was okay.
But I'm a college dropout too.
Or, yeah, I didn't finish.
I went to college.
I went to college for like 10 years.
Yeah.
Well, and to like,
You were a college dropout who went to college for 10 years?
No, no, no, yeah, I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't finish.
I didn't finish.
Yeah, but it took me, like, I stopped going to school in 2020.
So were you not, like, fully in college?
Like, you weren't there more, like, you weren't, like,
were you, like, just taking part-time classes for 10 years?
No, I was a full-time student for, like, yeah, for up in-
college for, yeah, for up-in-town.
Yeah, art major was kind of-
So when I knew you, you were in college?
Yeah.
You were?
Yeah, yeah.
Throughout my years in the business?
Yeah, I was...
You were?
Mm-hmm.
That's...
But wouldn't they, like, find you and be like, why are you going to college?
You shouldn't be doing that.
It's the least of your time.
You should be focusing more.
How did you manage working to do with me?
You're a high achiever, man.
I best kept secret rich as time management.
You're a ninja.
This is amazing.
I should learn from you.
I was going to school in the morning, and then we did business at...
in the evening. A lot of the work for the business.
We sold those drugs like crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, we did.
All of Glendora.
We evaded your downlines with all these drugs.
Wow.
Crazy.
Latuna Canyon Road.
You don't want to go down there.
It's our territory.
Damn, dude.
Latuna shouts out Latuna.
Yeah.
That's not too far for me.
Yeah.
Oh, really.
Shouts out Latuna.
Docs to John Richard.
Sorry.
Come to this.
General.
Find this one road
You dock yourself
I didn't fucking say anything
Yeah
If that's even true
What is this episode
What I mean
Oh god damn it
We're in Dallas right
Well we learned you're a virgin
That's the biggest thing
Your dad has reasonable responses
We shoot these in Dallas
And you went to college
For 10 plus years
Yeah
While selling drugs
Dude you went to art school
I did yeah
You haven't seen friends
And you haven't seen friends.
I haven't seen friends.
You don't know who Jennifer Anast is.
And he broke Lorraine's heart in school.
Dude.
Lorraine.
Because then George had to punch you in the face.
You cross the line.
Get your damn hands off her.
Future changed forever.
And that's why you hate prom.
Yeah.
My prom was all right.
All right, guys.
Well, do the windmill.
How was your prom?
Or were your grades?
do you know how to take a bra off
do you want to call social services
for LJ right now
everybody
just leave LJ some
some heartfelt love
guys shit
everybody smack LJ
around in the comments
we love you LJ
we love you
we'll talk with you sincerely
once this camera stops
reality will resume
in three
two one
Wow.
No.
