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Abbeyenstein Arts, thank you for kicking us off today.
Thank you.
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Appreciate you.
What do y'all think happens if the protagonists survives the premonition and how does it affect the story of the next movies?
Okay, so it's a bit of a hypothetical.
It's a hypothetical.
Like in the visual, in the in the, in the premonition, if they make it through that premonition and they're not supposed to die in this accident,
Didn't that what happened in two?
Didn't the pro-diagnos live in two?
Yeah, but we didn't...
I thought the car...
Well, no, we saw the kid die.
He saved them and the guy and the girl live
and they're at the picnic and then the other kid dies
and then, because of credit.
But the main person lived.
That did actually...
Yeah, but we didn't see her in three.
In the prologged, did she, I was going to say,
did she survive the premonition of the prologger?
Was it a foregone conclusion that she would die?
No, she died in the original prologue,
because she was in the car with her friends and it was on fire.
Yeah, she definitely died in the premonition.
I think the question here is if the protagonist in the premonition survives.
I don't know.
I mean, if you survive the premonition, I got to imagine that you are, I don't know, that's a good question.
I guess you would have to live.
That's the answer.
You don't die ever.
That's the answer.
Death has chosen you as its favorite man or woman.
If that happens, death is going to go on vacation for a few weeks and come back with some serious revenge.
I think it would be interesting if you have it basically.
So, yeah, the, oh, there's some footage from the Long Kiss Goodnight.
I think it would be funny if the, yeah, protagonist survives the premonition
and is trying to warn all these people of their deaths.
But since they're not affected by death, then no one believes them even harder or something.
I don't know.
That's a good question, though.
What do you guys think?
It has a sense of drama, too, because I think, like, you know, do you sacrifice yourself in there,
like to break the chain possibly?
Put yourself in the line in the line of fire knowing, hey, I'm going to be.
fine. I don't need to do anything here.
That's an interesting. I get the sense that
the, what's it called? The death
itself is the thing that ignites
the primagnition.
Knowing that you will, yeah. Like, would it be
possible to have the premonition if you're not
marked for death? Exactly. Yeah, it's a
good question. But if it was
the case, I think you could ring some
interesting dramatic tension out of
you know, the person both grappling with
their own sort of questioning
of their place in the order
of death's design, but also
So, yeah, you could get some interesting details from the other.
I mean, the first movie did that whole thing of like,
oh, maybe Alex Browning is the one killing all these people.
And so you could kind of revisit that idea, maybe.
But we'd love to hear y'all's thoughts.
Heather Geer?
Thank you, my dear, for chiming in.
If you could pick a character from another horror franchise
to help you survive death as long as possible,
which character would it be?
I've got this one.
Let's go in.
It's either going to be Ellen Ripley or Sidney Prescott,
one of those two.
They are so good at avoiding death
in a horror franchise.
It's true.
One of those two, but probably Sydney
because she still has not been killed,
so I'm going to go with Sydney.
I'm going to pick Ash of the Evil Van franchise.
Ash would be a good one.
Dang, that would be a very fun one.
All right. Jigsaw, man.
I feel like Jigsaw has the,
you know, the engineering prowess
and the insane level of foresight
and also has
like some six sense.
of humor as well.
I feel like he would be able
to help me decode
death's design to the detail
because these movies
even though they're like
very much supernatural slasher movies
they still have that saw element
because they're so intricate.
He understands death.
You know, he's like, man,
I'm gonna try and kill those people all day.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Reggie the Reckless
from Friday the 13th Part 5.
I wonder about it.
Just because Reggie's great.
Thank you, Heather, for the question.
We appreciate it.
Or the enchil
lot of his guy. All right. Or Nancy, you know. Nancy Thompson? Yeah. Get her in the Dream Warriors mode.
All right. Alyssa S. Thank you for chiming in here. Many fans of the final destination
films feel that this movie simply isn't in sync. What? Why would give you that? With the rest of
the franchise and overall tone and quality. Out of some of the biggest changes that occurred
with this one, shot in 3D, no Tony Todd, no Shirley Walker on the music.
Music.
Oh, no.
Not shot in Canada.
Okay.
It did feel different that way.
You did mention that.
The location felt way off, or different, rather.
What did you notice most that separated this film from the others before it?
Also, were you fans of the post-Avatar spike in the, in 3D movies?
That we noticed.
Were there any films in particular, you think, did it really well?
Location, definitely, I would say the characters were, I mean, you don't have.
You don't have the deepest characters
in these films, but they were definitely a lot
more shallow. The interactions were
a lot less to be desired, I felt
in this one, but it was still, it was still
fun, but I would say those
would be just the quick things I
noticed location. I'm not talking about
man. It's top tier. Top tier
performance. It's top to your character. It's
flowed perfectly out of the previous two, three
movies. You know,
um,
it was a
experience to say the
least. What, let's say what made
different than the other ones was it was like a four-part question where are the things that
stood out to that were different from the other that were not in sync with the other films i think
some of the dialogue was uh was a little funny more goofy um some of the characters in there
i think the the the whiplash of the tone is what really stood out to yeah like them going
from a uh a really dramatic scene with the guy who who played bubba to then him just like with the rope
to them like all right guys a new day
I was like what is happening
yeah so many things are happening so fast
and I he's the only person that
really brought gravitas to the film
and then they kind of like a second
for a second and they squandered
it with silliness
yeah yeah
this movie had a whole bunch of stuff
going for it that separated it from the other
ones uh I think it is that
largely to me is
it's like this one seems
like it didn't do as much
to have that again like
wacky teen movie tone about it
it like kind of sort of does
especially through the one friend who
got his guts sucked out through the pool drain
but even that
like I don't know felt more like a requisite box we had to check
you had that one you know sex scene
and I don't know like
best scene in the movie it felt like
in trying to treat
it's weird
if I squint it feels like
like they were trying to treat this like slightly more seriously slash dramatically, which made
it like funny and funny in spite of itself in a different way. And it's like the previous ones
had this weird mishmash of tones too, but they were like so saturated in the back and
forth that it felt at least like something was intended about that or there was some layer
of camp they were trying to access. Whereas here it felt like, I don't know, like they
wrote this this felt like a first draft of script this felt like uh like a lot of
this all felt like it was assembled really fast which is funny to me because you know
obviously i think they would have to spend a fair amount more time blocking for 3d and
processing all this for 3d uh there's a lot more cg i involved in the kills the kills
themselves aren't quite as drawn out as consistently and uh yeah just like the editing and the
tone really undercut and
made a lot of things feel stilted
and weird. Like, yeah,
the actual tone of this movie is
all over the place in a, in a
more amateur feeling
way than the previous one.
And I would also say, too,
like, and we kept on
sink it during the thing, like, we didn't feel
characters were affected by the grief
of what had just happened.
The characterization. We didn't talk about it.
But it's just like, and again,
I get it. You're trying to just
like move on but it's like yeah you got to still like try to be a little bit grounded in reality
of like the situation and these characters are like nope nothing happened let's just move on yeah
and the tone just doesn't support any of the drama like the nick guy i felt like this movie really
let him just kind of flounder uh because uh his that was his name right the lead like him trying to
figure this out and everything it just like it never felt like the movie was connected into his
perspective or what he was trying to do and like the whole thing about trying to warn people
felt like this is it's so much of what we're doing but it felt like it is weird afterthought
and like the deaths are still like neat and interesting and there's definitely some stuff
that makes you squirm and cringe but it just doesn't feel as like intricately planned out
yeah the the paranoia was a little lacking in this one I mean granted there was yeah
they're like oh we got to warn people but there's that that sense that death is all
around them at least in the first couple and you know you feel the dread like the that first
scene after the the plane crashed and they go to the funeral you really feel like oh these are sadly
people are actually affected by this like what is happening what is this phenomenon this one for for me
it felt like i don't they i don't know if it was like they came up with they came up with like okay
we need to have a 3d movie and oh it's going to be final destination it felt i don't know it's just
it was it felt like a cash grab for the sake of having another one rather than inspired from a place that they wanted to actually do something yeah i think john nailed it where they had a release date their first draft and like let's go it felt it felt sort of like the thing they say about a lot of action like mission impossible right now people is talking about like oh it feels like they came up with a bunch of set pieces and then strung it together with some plotting and that's what this feels like except they didn't very clearly
string it all together they just kind of had a bunch of set pieces and then they put some
it feels like they had a grab bag of scenes to put between the set pieces and they just kind of like
dumped a few out they just sprinkled a few scenes in and then let the deaths do their thing and then
had the uh the 3d sequences of cg i kind of tie them to the premonitions of who we're going to die
and even the rules this this is accounting thank you for your question this is accounting for a lot
of we'll touch on some more review things
in a few minutes but this is touching on a lot of the stuff there is
to talk about because yeah like
the way that they're even trying to outsmart
it like that part of the movie felt
way less engaged
and more like a thing
characters would frequently talk about but like
an after a complete afterthought in terms of like
the movie's own internal logic
also some of those 3D
sequences of the premonition were working against
some of the kills themselves like
for example the girl who got hit by a rock
in the face but just
seeing the cigarette and like seeing the different trinkets of it i was like okay well this one
doesn't have me on edge as much because like okay you see the ceiling fan uh fall and like the
the thing explode but then just gets hit by rock it just felt anticlimatic rather than a subversion
like a cool subversion well yeah because i feel like in the previous ones too the premonitions
had more they were a little more vague so you would have to be like deciphering what the thing
means whereas in this one it feels very clear it's like oh here are the major beats of the killer
that you're about to see yeah and it's very clear how all of them are going to play in or at least
that one of these things that you're seeing is going to be like the thing that does it also the
cigar had nothing to do with that kill i was like why did why was that there not really i don't know
i guess it's just i think it was just made for a punch line with that guy like what are you stupid or
something and then he's smoking a cigarette above gas yeah oh maybe yeah and uh any post avatar 3d
movies you were particularly
excited about?
Toy Story 3. I thought
that was great. It's a good 3D experience.
I think what else?
I've always wanted to see my bloody
Valentine. That's a fun movie.
You know what I really regret not having seen
in the theaters in 3D?
or dread 3D. That was a great experience.
I only got to see it at home, but yeah, I would
have loved to have seen that one.
We just watched a movie recently
that, you know, I
think people love that's in 3D uh that's an animated film i think had i seen that in 3d that
would have been really cool it came out and i think not long after this one came out what what movie
you just don't i'm not going to tell us the movie can we say what movie oh oh oh we just watched it
then how did you see it in 3d but i'm saying it had 3d as sequences but i imagine it was made for 3d
gotcha i see okay i see what you're saying it's technically a movie that's what you're talking about
god yeah i'm going to have to look up you'll find not soon i'm going to have to look at
look up more 3D. I think gravity
I saw in 3D. Oh, I know. I still
haven't seen that movie. Saw 3D.
Dude, Saw 3D.
It's my favorite one.
Which is better final destination, the
final destination or saw 3D.
Saw 3D. The post-Avatar spike
and 3D movies, like it was all right. Like, it's
definitely one of those trends that I think
throughout cinema, it's like you see a couple
examples where you're like, yes, Avatar being an example
where you're like, man, pretty great
3D. But not every movie
lens itself to that. For sure.
Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
It's always fun.
There you go.
That's the definitive answer.
That's Jaws 3D.
That's 1983 though.
That's not post-advature.
Gabriel, what movie franchise or overall genre do you think could work well if crossed over with the Final Destination franchise?
Personally, I think it would be fun mixed with a disaster movie such as Twisters.
I think that would be very fun.
You do an all inclement weather themed one.
Goodness, that's a great question.
I mean, I said it during the movie, man.
Give me a Fast and the Furious Final Destination crossover.
Give me some kind of like crazy death-difying action movie crossover.
Do it like in Elseworlds where you're free to kill the characters outside of Canon.
I think Fast and Furious would be good.
I mean, it's already been like in realm of the final destination.
I think Mission Impossible would work well.
Ethan Hunt's trying out to my death.
Yeah, no, I mean, he's already been doing that for eight films now, right?
That would be really fun.
Yeah.
I want a suicide squad heist as well.
movie sure final destination
oh my god it's a final destination
but it's it's you start the movie
the prolog is you have this crew who's about
to knock over a bank and then
some like bad shit happens and the bank
explodes and a bunch of people die
and then they go
ahead with the heist but
then one guy's like oh man I'm having
all these premonitions and stuff and then they got to
do the heist but also not die that would be
fine make it like a bottle movie make it
like real time 90 minutes
Yes.
How about
How about this one?
That's how you change up the franchise.
How about Freddie versus death?
I don't know what it would be about, but yeah.
It's just to be Freddie laughing at you in your dreams while you die.
Right.
It would just be another one of those movies.
That was final Westernation, I think would be cool.
Do like just an old West one.
It's completely normal final destination.
I just want to see Robert England back as Freddie Kruger, okay?
Everyone does.
We understand.
Okay.
And I think disaster is a great call.
Or, you know, mix it with Saw and then Jigsaw's mad because he's like, I'm trying to kill these people and death keeps killing them first.
And then is Jigsaw versus Death.
Anyway, Jessica Houser, last question is admitted.
Thank you so much.
Now that we are four movies in, which death from each movie so far sticks out to you as the worst most gruesome or unexpected.
I mean.
Are we talking?
Or out of all four.
Are we talking worst as in like that was done?
Let me finish reading the question.
Okay, I'm sorry, ADHD.
Now that we are four movies in, which death from each movie so far
sticks out to you as the worst, most gruesome or unexpected.
And if you want to name one from all four, I imagine you can,
but if you want to name just the one that comes to mind out of all four, that's cool.
You mentioned on the last reaction the slipped on the spaghetti slash eye death from the second film.
I'm curious, has that opinion changed.
No, I'm still going with that one.
I love that one.
I think the butt suck could have been better.
That one could have been.
The butt suck in a weird way is like one of the ickyest in concept.
Yes.
Like,
like actually like yeah,
it does in a way stick out as like the most gruesome.
Like it's so counter to what I would have expected and it's such an icky like it's designed,
I think to make you make the joke.
And then the punchline is that they deliver on the joke that you.
You just may.
And I feel like in concept, that might kind of be the one right now,
recency bias aside.
However, in terms of what they actually show on screen, it's very tame, which is a bummer.
Because that's like one of the best prospects in the movie is like, oh, my God.
Are we about to see this guy like turned inside out and like completely eviscerated through his butt?
Amazing.
You know, which would have been very cool.
But I'm trying to think of all the ones that like we've actually seen.
the cut and half one was pretty decent.
The Nazi's death is my favorite.
The Nazis death is pretty great.
The on fire one or the cut and half.
The on fire one.
The on fire.
No,
no,
no,
screw the cut and half.
That's a split second.
Like him get dragged down the street
and the thing catching fire
and he's like trying to put up
his Bernie cross and all that stuff.
Yeah,
that was pretty icky.
That's my favorite.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think
if there's any,
if there's any other,
like particularly great one that I'm forgetting off the top of my head now.
I mean, you know, it's hard to beat the logs on the freeway.
It's hard to beat.
I saw it recently actually happened.
Like, I saw a video of like a log going through a, oh, my God.
A windshield was pretty narrowly.
Oh, boy.
All right.
All right.
I will not drive near any log trucks, son.
I was going to say, have we forgotten any from part three?
I feel like there was, there was at least one really, Ikey one in part three.
I mean, there was the nail gun in the,
the Home Depot store.
The tanning beds.
The tanning beds.
The tanning beds, that's what I was going to say.
That was a good one.
That was that,
that one in the,
the eye one.
Those are the two.
The tanning beds,
I would say is pretty gross.
I mean,
like,
the guy getting gourd,
cheeks getting gourd was like a good gag.
But yeah,
and shot,
Sean Williams.
Stifler and the first one.
Yeah.
That's pretty nuts.
Yeah.
All right.
Well,
we got some good ones.
We got some good ones.
Thank you for the questions.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, thank you.
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Aaron,
the final destination.
I'll be quick, it'll be swift. It was fun.
It was a good time.
Was there a well-written time? No.
But I had an eye to self.
I had myself a really fun time, especially watching it with these boys.
I always have a good time watching movies with them.
But this one especially brought some giggles,
unintentional giggles to my heart.
Exactly.
It was a strange script with some strange dialogue and some fun kills and, you know,
some really dated 3D.
He's talking about it.
James Jimmy Cameron worked on this, man.
Jimmy Cameron was on this.
And he endorsed it.
Jimmy
Cameron.
He did.
He loves this
trend in 3D
movies especially.
He was a big
fan of Piranha 3D
which we should also
watch.
I love that.
I've not seen
Piranha 3D.
I never seen it
but yeah,
it was
I think fair to say
the weakest
of the films
but you know,
I think this for me
falls in the category
of so bad it's good.
So bad it's fun.
I'd agree with that.
And yeah,
I didn't regret watching it.
I would,
I will, you know, have giggles and kikis about this movie for many days to come.
But, yeah, andrusif, what did you think, dude?
I mean, look, I don't come into this for extreme depth or anything like that.
Having said all that, I also, like Aaron, had an extremely fun time, and I don't regret watching this as well.
I don't also pretend to be a great actor myself.
There were some deliveries and some performances where I don't know if I was supposed to laugh, but I was extremely.
giggling. There's a couple lines specifically. It was like, I'm watching you chocolate or some
shit. Oh my God. And a couple other line delivers. The only, I mean, Patty Spivich, there were a couple
scenes where I'm like, okay, she's doing a pretty decent job. But the only actor in here who was
really doing a great job, in my opinion, was Bubba McKellie Williamson, or however you say his name.
He was doing a, for the material he was given, he was doing a good job. And I actually, like,
I resonated with his character, his past. And,
everything he was going through and the trauma
and grief that he was dealing with.
He actually felt like a character
in this movie. Yeah, the only one with
who did. Yeah. And
you know, very sensible character.
Again, other than the tone whiplash that
there's nothing he can do in as an actor, he's
only just reading a script. I
actually like didn't want anything
to happen to his character with the rest of the
characters as like,
okay, let's get to the next thing that's going
to happen. But, you know,
in regards to that, the movie is just
it's it knows how ridiculous it is so from that perspective and you know within the first
five 10 minutes like totally you know what you're getting yourself it's the best one right yeah
the best one totally you know what you're getting yourself into so off screed oh i i wasn't
expecting you know and i've heard some comments like prepare yourselves for the fourth one having
settled that again i had a fantastic time so that's all i can ask for at the end of the day for a film
If it's not going to be a story with emotional depth
or a story with a really great story,
just make it fun and entertaining.
I can at least honestly say it was fun and entertaining.
Johnald.
Well, it has that thing, yeah,
and you've brought up Freddy movies
a number of times during these reactions,
and I think one thing that that franchise demonstrates
is that, you know, as long as, like,
in a Freddie movie, as I adjust my head here,
in a Freddie movie,
as long as you have some fun, creative dream sequence kills,
then the rest is kind of,
not arbitrary or auxiliary, but like you can forgive a lot if that's on point.
And I feel like Final Destination, similar in terms of if you have some creative deaths
and you have, again, just that tone of like, oh man, any little detail, death's lurking,
what's the chain reaction going to be?
And this still has that.
This is easily, yeah, the most disjointed, the one that feels the least thought out.
This feels like all the actors like just got the script and just started.
considering developing characters
and then they decided to roll
while that was still very much
in the early stages
you know it feels like nobody had any time
to develop anything about this
and yeah like it definitely is
it's so fascinating to me because yeah
like this wound up still being really fun
and all of the movies have had elements
of humor whether intentional or
just by virtue of the can
amp and the again like it's weird tonal whiplash is something I associate with all of this franchise but in a weird way the first three had a consistent tonal whiplash because yeah you would meet the kids and the kids would be these like super heightened teenage sex comedy type characters and then the death starts coming in and then you get this contrast where like things feel really grim and serious even though you have these sort of heightened characters and here it felt like they toned the characters down slightly uh and made them like less.
less wacky, but they also didn't replace that with anything.
And then they like cut 10 minutes out.
Like all of these have been like a tight 90.
And this was like a 72 or an hour and 20 or something like that.
And I was like, if you, you could have made that extra 10 minutes go a long way by giving
any amount of characterization because the problem becomes when they do try to characterize
characters, it feels random and weird like you're watching a student film.
The only person with any development is George who has the most.
student film kind of backstory
a drug driving accident I kill
my wife and kid and I'm trying to cope with the grief
and like until you learn that
he just seems like a regular dude
and then he has that
one scene where he's
sitting contemplating that glass
of coniac or whatever
where I'm like that's that one scene
felt like it was snipped out of a completely
different movie I was like holy shit
there's some acting happening
and then like
scenes later
he dies like so unceremoniously
and then we revisit that moment
only to have him die over the dude's shoulder again
and he just doesn't even acknowledge it at that point
he just took it for granted out of the premonition or whatever
if I'm interpreting that moment correctly
uh like this was
it really did feel like
the combination of like a student film
a porno film
but like with less T&A than the previous movies
and then also
like a TV.
This felt like you're watching
the Final Destination TV show
and now we're in like season eight
or something like that.
Like the, I don't know.
The quality of the filmmaking felt different.
Yeah.
We're not in Canada anymore.
It's true.
Why less small feel like.
I think the part that my favorite part
wasn't even the dev.
It was when he was trying
when he was trying to
take himself
out and he was like, I've been trying to do this all day.
And then he's got the rope.
Wait, wait, no, not even that part yet.
The fact that they didn't get him down,
the rope just broke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he's sitting with his toe on his neck.
I was like, bro, what?
And then he was just celebrating the moment after that.
Like, nothing had just happened.
Like, yeah, like, actually, like,
he had just been cheered up by his mates or something like that.
Like, it's good, buddy.
This has a totally different quality of unhinged
that feels, again, like,
very sort of like final this is the same director's final destination two
david r als homeward bound to snakes on a plane and final destination two doesn't feel
anywhere near as disjointed or like uh half developed as this does like final do you feel like
the how much of it do you feel like was his vision and how much of it do you feel like was studio
interference and then they wanted it to be in 3d i cannot tell like 3d seems like a perfect
device for a franchise like this i'm i'm for it i think it's a great i
idea. And I know that it takes a lot of extra. You plan it and block it and do all the things a little different than you would in a regular movie, even if you're just doing a post conversion to 3D. I would love to know. Like this seems like a movie that has some kind of story about how it was made. And like I like I like the 3D element, but it also, yeah, it feels like a movie. This feels like a movie that was like made in a very short time. Like this is a couple.
or a few years after the previous one, right?
Like, this feels like what happens.
2006, 2009, yeah.
Yeah, this feels like what happens when in the older days
of a slasher franchises, where someone goes like,
damn, this is still raking in money, quick.
We got to turn one around for next year.
We got to, like, write, produce, edit,
and release this, like, all in under a year.
It's like the kind is the vibe that this feels like.
Because, yeah, it's like the dramatic, the writing,
the character stuff is so half-hearted and disjointed.
and it's like it's going through the motions of like
we've got to find people and warn people
but like the group
who's brought together by this initial
race card tragedy
does not feel like any kind of ensemble
and there's no tension
to them trying to get to people
and warn them about stuff
and then when they are warning them about stuff
characters behave like her friend
with the movie thing was like
ridiculous she's like
listen you're crazy
I'm sick of this I just want to watch
this movie and like I can understand
a version of that that could work
if you have like
a better script overall
and an actor who can sell that
not to say that this actress is not capable
of that but in the moment it feels
like this totally flippant just like
you're being irrational and weird
let me watch my movie crazy
we beat this thing we're
fine and I'm like what about
this would have you
in that level of comfort
after everything you have experienced
everything else, yeah.
Your first-hand experiences and your second-hand experiences
seeing what has happened to all these other people.
Yeah, this was absolutely half-baked and weird.
But no less fun and enjoyable.
Like, it's got the least elaborate and the least icky kills.
Like, some of the kills live up to the previous movies
or at least approach that, whereas other ones do feel like we just kind of rushed or skipped
past them.
So, yeah, very, very disjointed, weird, but still very entertaining and watchable experience.
And he's ready.
He's holding up his phone.
I'm running late, so I unfortunately have to get going.
But let's start really quick.
Rodden Tomatoes.
What do you guys think?
Start with the critics.
One at a time.
Go 14.
95%.
Uh, I'm going 8%.
28%.
Wow.
All right.
All right.
Audits.
Audience.
Oh, 57%.
57.
38.
35.
Hey.
Ha ha.
Got one.
Got one.
Box office.
Worldwide.
Oh, golly.
110.
210.
110.
$250 million.
$250 million.
$1.86.
Okay.
And then budget.
Oh, it's got to be more expensive than the previous one.
I'm going to go $30.30 million.
I'm going to go $40 million.
Let's go.
Let's go 3D.
And I'll read four because it's the fourth movie trivia and then I got to get out of here.
During the car wash scene, Haley Webb actually broke the car window when she was pounding on it.
the editors left the shot in.
Cool.
Nice.
The film's McKinley Speedway accident is similar to a real-life disaster in
1955, Le Mans' disaster, a 24-hour endurance race in which a multi-car collision launched
an engine block hood and other wreckage into a packed crowd of spectators killing an estimated
84 people in total.
The deaths included spectators being cut in half by the flying hood like a guillotine.
The engine block crushing a swath through the crowd, an explosion and fire also occurred,
which added to the death toll.
Oh, my God.
Last two, the only final destination film
that does not include Tony Todd
due to his scheduling conflicts with the film
Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen.
Yeah, I didn't realize.
Wow, it's probably a voice.
Yeah, and last one at around the 41-minute mark
when Nick is driving, he pulls up to a sign
that causes him to have a premonition.
The sign is clearly marked Clear Rivers Water.
Clear Rivers is a central character
in both Final Destination 1 and 2.
Poor Nick, man. That guy's trying his heart out,
but like this movie did not bolster him
at all. I feel real
bad for him. You know,
good on everybody who showed
up to this movie. I'm
fascinated to know how they got Bubbo to be in
this. And yeah,
this movie did no actors any
favors, but it was very fun to watch
and I'm glad we had at least
I remember George. That's the one
thing I would take away from this movie.
Oh God, what did you guys
think of the final destination? Leave
your thoughts down below. Is it
your favorite? Is it the best one?
the best. And are you excited for Final Destination 5? That's got a burn. If you title your franchise
installment, the final destination, you do the the thing and have it be the least well received
one thus far. Like, that's got to burn. So hopefully Final Destination 5 slaps. Hopefully
bloodlines after that slaps. I can't wait. Very excited to check these out and continue the journey.
This has been a blast. Gang, leave us your thoughts on the stuff. And we'll catch you on the next one.
stay cheating death
peace
there guys
Eric my friend
it has been a while
since you and I have had a dialogue
and I was saying
in the last shoutout
how I've been really
more aware than usual
like these are people
as much as our Patreon has been growing
and it's a successful part of the company
you're not just an object to us
The people here, it's like really dawning on me.
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like we understand that that is a big number for the average person.
And Eric, you have been supporting us every single month since we started this Patreon.
You know, sometimes much larger than the amount that you're at right now.
But the fact that you have been here this entire time, I'm looking.
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insane i want to acknowledge that makes me uncomfortable to know that there's people out there like
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such a thing but we want to say thank you for being a friend for being someone who's a consistent
contributor like this uh you are a golden girl i it is there's my there's my
more traveling ahead of us.
There's a lot of random plans
you don't know about here
that are all about getting to
this, this, this. A lot of zigzagging
and believe me,
Atlanta is on the list. So
when the day comes and you go to Atlanta, we're taking
up for lunch, make sure John's going to be there with me.
We're taking out for lunch. I love that.
Take pictures with that tat. And I want
to take, I want to see all the animals you have. So thank
you, Eric, for being the best man. Thank you.
Thank you.