The Reel Rejects - THE LONG WALK (2025) IS F***ING HEARTBREAKING!! MOVIE REVIEW
Episode Date: November 20, 2025A HORRIFYING GUT PUNCH! The Long Walk Full Movie Reaction Watch Along: / thereelrejects With @Cinemark @dboxtech motion seats, you don’t just watch a movie, you FEEL IT. Every seat is equip...ped with haptics that sync perfectly to the action on screen. The best part is YOU control your experience with adjustable intensity. See Wicked for Good in D-BOX this weekend and tickets are now on sale for Zootopia 2 and AVATAR: FIRE & ASH – a motion experience you cannot miss. Available in select Cinemark theaters, check their website for more information. https://www.cinemark.com/theatre-tech... #dboxtech The Long Walk (2025) Reaction, Recap, Commentary, Analysis & Spoiler Review! Greg Alba, Aaron Alexander & John Humphrey dig into the haunting adaptation of Stephen King’s novel (written under Richard Bachman) directed by Francis Lawrence (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, I Am Legend). Starring Cooper Hoffman (Ray Garraty), David Jonsson (Peter McVries), Mark Hamill (The Major), Judy Greer (Ginnie), and a cast that includes Garrett Wareing, Roman Griffin Davis, Charlie Plummer and Ben Wang. The plot: fifty teenage boys are forced into an annual televised walking contest — maintain three mph non-stop or you die. The winner gets a huge cash prize and one wish. We break down everything: the gruelling pacing, the power of camaraderie, Ray vs Peter dynamic, the Major’s ruthless regime, moral collapse, hidden references to King’s book, the commentary on surveillance, desperation, and how far one can walk when the stakes are life or death. We also dive into standout moments — the first execution when someone slows down, the chilling “Three warnings then shot” sequence, emotional breakdown scenes in the march, the final confrontation and what the ending really means. Whether you’re searching “The Long Walk explained”, “Stephen King Long Walk adaptation reaction”, “Cooper Hoffman The Long Walk review”, or “The Long Walk ending breakdown”, this reaction covers every step. Follow Aaron On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/therealaaronalexander/?hl=en Intense Suspense by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Support The Channel By Getting Some REEL REJECTS Apparel! https://www.rejectnationshop.com/ Follow Us On Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ Tik-Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@reelrejects?lang=en Twitter: https://x.com/reelrejects Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ Music Used In Ad: Hat the Jazz by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Happy Alley by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... POWERED BY @GFUEL Visit https://gfuel.ly/3wD5Ygo and use code REJECTNATION for 20% off select tubs!! Head Editor: https://www.instagram.com/praperhq/?hl=en Co-Editor: Greg Alba Co-Editor: John Humphrey Music In Video: Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ask Us A QUESTION On CAMEO: https://www.cameo.com/thereelrejects Follow TheReelRejects On FACEBOOK, TWITTER, & INSTAGRAM: FB: https://www.facebook.com/TheReelRejects/ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/reelrejects/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thereelrejects Follow GREG ON INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thegregalba/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thegregalba Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Apparently it's a good movie.
Time to ruin it for everybody.
Let's go.
Well, boys, we don't watch the long walk.
That's right.
We kept pace.
Yeah, buddy.
Every mile of the long road.
Well, man, I want to thank Prepper for editing down these.
hard lock they really sacked up when they sat down at their ending machines did a good job boys gonna walk it off
showed a whole lot of sack oh yeah they didn't well thanks very much for being here everybody
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this. People were mean
how many people showing up in our
live stream. Yeah. I'm watching
this. A while since I watched the movie that kind of
just messed me up so much.
Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, boy.
Yeah, this was quite a piece.
It was a really good one.
All right. Well, we do not have
cues from the patrons. My fault,
it's a last minute shoot, so
didn't have time to put something out there.
Sorry, Royals. Normally,
our Royal Rejects get an opportunity to participate
in our reviews by asking it specifically.
questions so we'll just have to guide this thing our selves erin i'll go to you first my man
what were your expectations going in and how did this movie deliver on the expectations would
you say i think my expectations going in were more so that this was going to be
um a movie that had like some semblance of it being a thriller but from the trailer it
looked like it was fairly straightforward, but I definitely was surprised by how much heart
this movie had. And even though you know that the movie's going to be down to essentially
one guy at the end, how much nuance there was amongst that premise and, you know, the
different things you learn over the course of the story about each guy and then the perseverance
of the human spirit. And we learn about the process of grief over the course of the film was
was really powerful and how us, you know, having a shared experience only strengthens the bond
through hard times and learning about, you know, why we do what we do and what motivates us
and how our past informs us both for the better or for the worst. And I feel like there
is a lot to take away from this movie. Definitely some stuff I'm going to be chewing on.
long past this recording but yeah i think this is a really powerful film overall awesome glad to hear
john same question to you my friend expectations and what did it ultimately deliver yeah this uh it's weird
it's you know i in some senses this is the movie i expected it to be but you know it's the nuances
it's the flourishes it's the specific details and everything that make it sing you know i expected
a very linear sort of rumination on the circumstances let us hear and the human spirit
under intensely harsh conditions and that's a lot of what we are doing but yeah it's just the
strength of the ensemble the strength of the direction and the pacing and i don't know the original
source material but this at least as a screenplay really saying in a lot of ways and uh and yeah
I think there are
oh just yeah
this definitely like
kept on mounting
in terms of like emotional tonality
because at first you're like okay we're in for
a sci-fi vaguely sci-fi
dystopian
you know
message piece of some kind
and and yeah
past a certain point it started to get
really emotional beyond just the sort of like
okay I know we're going to confront death
like I think the movie does a lot to like yeah
walk you up to the lines
you are expecting because you know again it's a pretty linear experience but then pushing you
past that point of emotionality and really feeling the depths of heartbreak uh was something that
i wasn't not expecting but was very potent and very striking so yeah this was great how did you
feel how are you feeling now what did you expect i feel amazing you feel so much catharsis boy
yeah i feel it feels good to watch a really good movie that's that's one and it's is something
that had an interesting nuance about everyone's on their deathbed in this film.
Yeah.
They often talk, you know, you hear people speak about when someone's on their deathbed,
they're sort of evaluating what really matters to them in life and the things they wasted during that time.
And oftentimes you see these characters boiling it down to their relationships in life.
and that's what that's what sung to them the most it was rather it's weird it's like it's such a messed up movie
and it's also incredibly bleak same time there there is a sense of appreciation for the now that i think
it gives of instilling in us to appreciate what we have right now as we are alive you know and it
for being a you guys were like talking about it during it how this long walk is essentially just a metaphor for life in a lot of ways
and while everyone's going through their journeys and some themes are a little bit more specific whether they're talking about you know um entertainment through suffering entertainment through violence desensitized america the pitch of freedom actually being in a systematic oppressive world there's there's these themes that are like a larger surrounding of the world
But they do a really great job on just focusing on what these characters are going through
and the themes kind of come out through that versus the inverse.
I feel like some other movies might have gotten a little bog down with commentary, commentary,
and let's put some characters in here.
And there was a really cool way they worked inward that went out.
So that's what made it such like an emotional experience.
and I love the execution of it because
I didn't know what really to expect
I remember really liking the trailer
but I thought it might have been more
like kind of what you were saying Aaron
a little more like thrillery
a little bit more like body count heavy
and gory and you know
horror esk
more and more screwed up as we go
it's more the you know green mile
shawshank side of Stephen King
than it is
the
you know
welcome to dairy
or something
I don't know
the penny wise
instead of the
more supernatural
or the more
over the top
high concept king
it's the yeah
like human spirit
ruminations
on life
and spirituality
and things like that
yeah
it's like a kind of
a more toward
that side of the spectrum
but like
with a little bit
of that sci-fi stuff
thrown in
for you know
good measure
well not sci-fi
but it feels
dystopian
you can't quite tell
it irregular
in it feels like all 40s it does all 50s based off of the clothing the cars the newspaper the
guy was carrying around he was I think yeah I couldn't tell who was on the cover but it looked like
it could have been oh my god fucking breakfast at Tiffany's for Audrey Hepburn I could have been
Audrey Hepburn on the cover of a newspaper so at least that was what I was pick it up on or
just could have been modern day it just some parts of the world that just look like the
from an older time period.
Either way, the relevancy of this experience
doesn't seem to be bogged down by time period.
They make it feel kind of timeless in this execution.
Is there a character you connected to you the most, Aaron?
Oh, I probably say Peter.
You know, I really liked his optimism
and his love for Ray over the course of the story.
and even in the face of all of his troubles he found a way to find a sense of purpose and fight for the people that were in his shoes or in his sort of situation that he wanted to enhance the lives of and I feel like on that level I really resonated with with his character you know that's why I write poetry for myself but also for so people who feel like lost or invisible or who don't have
a voice to those words can see themselves in that and i feel like a semblance of connection to
to him and that front yeah he's also just a great actor but from a from a spiritual
connective point that is why i liked him the most john he's definitely the character that you
most want to be i feel like i mean they're all i feel like you know it's one of those things
where a lot of them are can are containing parts of us i mean you know Hank is
Certainly a character that felt very familiar, felt very close to home, sort of just like the, yeah, the sort of like, you know, fun, cut up guy who's trying to keep the morale up. I mean, I think a lot of us could kind of port ourselves over onto Ray, because I think if anybody signs up for this, you might have some kind of idea of a stand you might take in the way that that's going to be sort of tested and altered and shifted as you undergo the psychological maelstrom of this experience. You know, like I thought
Ray was a really relatable character because, I mean, granted, he's the audience Cypher in a lot of ways, but yeah, somebody who has a reason to do this, but who is sort of actively grappling with a grief that has led them here. I thought was very interesting.
Yeah, it felt like a guardian angel, Peter. Yeah, Peter definitely did. I feel like Ray is like, like, Peter's the aspirational character to me. I'm like, I don't know if I would relate to him so much as I wish I could be like this guy. Whereas, yeah, like, a Ray feels.
more like
he's the kind of every man of the group
while also being like a lead character
well you know like structurally
I expected this movie
the only thing I got right
was when he called him son
yeah out of that I got like
this is where a lot of how I can't
predict you how this would go is not
what I would end up happening
and like I thought right at the bat
that Ray would get killed like really early on
it was crazy
it is cool to see a movie that
defies what most films would do.
An average film would probably go down the path of when they're closer to the finale,
everyone's kind of turning like they're seasick in a way.
You know, they're all turning on each other, maybe hallucinating.
And it's all like one man for themselves where like cannibals having to survive out here.
Or the closer they get to the end, like the world around them,
start standing up for them because they like them so much.
Like, no, we must stop the long walk.
Something like that, yeah.
There's another Stephen King movie.
we out right now that is kind of doing
some of that.
Oh, no. But
this,
Richard Bachman, okay.
But I love how,
you know, with the store, when you get to
raise Ark at the end and how he was
saying, like, the only guarantee we have in life
is death. It's literally the one thing in life.
We can never escape. We will all
eventually die. And
it's easy to look at this micro
experience on
earth, this one little moment
in time. If you're on this walk,
just look out for yourself
screw everyone else
there can only be one person standing
but when you look at life it's like well we're all
actually on a long walk in life we're all going to
die at some point so we might as well be nice
to each other along the way
and I think that's part of like what the beautiful
messages of this movie it's one of those things
who are like I feel inspired right now
and how long will I remember this for
the heat of a stressful moment
so I love that
like well Ray's art goes through it's weird
how he at the very
when he's confronting his mom and he's like
I made a mistake.
I'm effed up.
I'm like,
I did what my dad did.
And then he actually goes on an arc
that is more like what his dad is,
where he sacrifices himself
for something he believes in.
And for people he loves.
For someone he loves, yeah,
for someone he loves.
And it is more along the belief system
that his dad wanted him to uphold
and not really an act of revenge,
whereas Peter was the guy
who was always looking for the light.
And it's a bit of a conflicting ending
for me,
that's the last couple moments
like I like the tragedy
of it and I like the
I like bleakness
sometimes and then sometimes I feel
like this movie never
walked into
bleak and violent for bleak
and violence sake which I thought was a really
cool restraint for a movie that had some like violent
moments and some gross
moments it would never felt
exploitative in the way they handled it
or it was just trying to get a reaction
it seemed to
seem to elicit the kind of reaction
you'd want in the moment of these
characters and as an audience member and at the
very end you know this
Peter's always talking about seeing the light
and at the end he's walking into
darkness after he kills someone
and he's kind of walking away free
and I don't know if it was supposed to be
like a thematic thing of like did he actually
die and now he's walking into hell or something
like that you know there was a lot of talk
about religion and
faith and I like how
through conversation you see
see how there's certain characters and there's certain ways of how they want you to believe that feel like, you know,
some people, when they want to break down the zealot side of Christianity and then the zealot side of being an American,
how those two kind of go hand in hand, you know.
It's like the Pledge of Allegiance.
It feels like a real kind of prayer act to God, to one nation under God, you know.
There is a religion that, yeah, intermingles of patriot.
definitely good way to put it and so that that's the one part of the ending where I'm a little bit
I don't know how I feel we just watch it like 10 minutes ago so I don't I don't know how I feel
if I really like that final choice I appreciate like the dissent but part of me is like I'm just
kind of wish you know I actually had a little bit of a good win here and it's got to be this got
to be the example of light at the end of it all you know I'm fascinated at the point that like
you this this world can uh shatter the light within us guys
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Yeah, I mean, it did feel very human for him.
Yeah.
Go through, he had another loss.
You know, he lost his parents, lost his uncle, all of his people.
So then for him to make that choice in the end and not get the like just kind of re, not a revalue, but go through that same cycle of pain that he had been living his whole life, only for him to do it once more.
I guess I just wanted a little movie.
Well, it's the point of the afternoon that we can't change in the end.
A bit of a movie thing going on.
He's like post second chance.
So it's like, what is this third chance?
What is that even?
What is that?
You know, and after something's so harrowing.
And yeah, I mean, like the choice to go into like a sort of magical real sort of like there's nobody here on the street.
He's alone.
Yeah.
Is it a comment on him as a person as this sort of singular figure now who, I don't know.
If you take it too literally, then you're like, well, are they just going to shoot him after this?
Or is everybody going to, like, start a riot and be like, the major's dead.
You know, this is great.
Or, like, why would one person?
The implication was that if he shot him, he'd get killed.
Yeah, that's the implication for before.
So, like, I don't know, I guess you can, you can certainly read that as this, we are, we just cut to him in the afterlife.
Or maybe symbolically, he does make it out and just winds up down this lonely road again because, you know.
But right before he said that, he was like, give this to my kids.
implying that he was going to
one he was going to shoot him but two
that he would live on past this moment
oh I thought he was just saying that to get the gun
oh I see I'm right between you both
because I'm like I think you're saying it to get
that gun right now yeah and I don't know
if yeah I don't know if the kids
part is a true and honest
he doesn't have kids no I know but that's what I'm saying
that he's going to live on to have kids
I don't know if there's an additional layer of like
after I kill you I want to give this gun to my
kids or if it's simply the ploy
that gets it into his head oh yeah I read it
as purely, I'm actually
like, I'm not even questioning it on
it. I read it as like, it was purely
a ploy. Yeah. Because he knew, they
said, like, Mark, the major says
something, like, he won't do it.
He just wanted all the money. Don't throw it all away.
Yeah, throw it all the way. That's an implication that he will
die or lose all this. So
he wouldn't say, like, I want it
to give to my kids if
he's specifically getting it
to kill the major. Yeah.
So, I don't know. Would you
think of the major, John? What you think of Mark Hamill's
performance he was in the movie he was good he was he's good he's good uh he's doing his thing
his voice is fun to listen to he's appropriately sinister he's not like he's just a figurehead of
the movie sort of he's not like a real guy my favorite moment with him is toward the end when they're
when uh ray tells him to shut up you know and he's like mouthing off to him at that point you know
he's he's doing a good job and he's lending his weight as a performer
but it is not like a stretch for him.
Yeah, I feel like he was serviceable.
He represents, you know, the system that's keeping them in line
and the person that's like that's wronged him, especially Ray.
It's interesting that someone like Francis Lawrence did this
because in a way there's like parallels between, like you said, Hunger Games and this.
But I feel like Hunger Games is like looking at like the...
It's a little spectacle.
Well, this is like...
This is inverted hunger game.
Yeah.
Like, this is more about the individual.
that bomb bass we just went character drama and only character drama yeah but to put people in
situations where they die for the sake of you know bettering their lives or community similar
premise but yeah focusing in on the individual rather than and as a way as a way to drive the economy
yeah it is some good shit yeah i love reality tv and there was a lot of shit in the movie
a lot of people taking a lot of poops and there's one shot in particular was like wow i can't believe
they showed that holy showed that shit you know
Someone had to work on that in post.
That's right.
They borrowed some assets from the Green Inferno.
They called Eli Roth.
Like, we need some diarrhea quick.
And it also feels like an anti-war film.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, because the Long Walk itself feels like if you, it does bear resemblance to what I have to imagine and what many war movies depict.
You know, minus all like the specific battles, you and this battalion marching towards death,
kind of getting to know each other with the full knowledge that you'll probably be ripped away from each other any second.
from now like it is like a war movie
but minus the actual
the only war elements is the execution
and it's like go die for your country
you even have as they're walking by
there's people saluting them you're inspiring
people productivity is going to go
up after you you know ship out
yeah what was the most impressive thing about
this movie for you guys the shit scenes
the shits yeah how they didn't really
fall behind that long
if that was Aaron you know
I would be through
yeah dude
one mile in
You'd go down how we wanted to.
Yep.
I'd find the first bathroom.
Wouldn't make it.
I don't like any of these options.
Just kill me.
I don't want to go on my pants.
I don't want to have to walk and try and do it.
I don't want to squat in front of you guys.
Just kill me.
Kill me now.
The most impressive moment out of this.
Or just like the aspect of the film.
Weird.
How it managed to be
incredibly.
thoughtful, sad, and yet entertaining.
And that's probably not the word you associate with this movie, but I was thoroughly entertained
in spite of how much of an experience in the dark shadows that puts you in.
It was still, it wasn't like self-indulgent and like, get the audience, sad, go.
You know, like everyone had real personality.
everyone felt like real people and never felt like that because even that could have felt telegraphed even that could have felt like punch up their personalities to make you care about them it seemed very sincere in its execution that's probably my favorite aspect of it because it's got all the technical prowess like it's beautiful to look at the the music is you know pensive and reflective of the moments that we're experiencing there's some cool like symbolic shots of animals
uh but now as a as a movie it's like even without all that other extra stuff you're able to this isn't one of those films i think the only time with an audience where they might go i don't get it is the final moment which seems like very open to interpretation of what's happening in that final section uh i kind of take it as he died and he walks into like the darkness of hell in that moment considering all the christian theology that kept popping up throughout this film um because i don't think he would live out of this
maybe he goes to heaven instead yeah maybe he does yeah i do think that is impressive because yeah it's
like this this it wasn't any one thing it had a bunch of things that you would expect but yeah it
felt very human it wasn't like overly like a movie like this could be very pretentious a movie
like this could be uh suffocatingly bleak or sad and it's like all the things but it definitely
like allows you to acclimate in a way like oh i'm watching a movie
movie capital m movie and then as it goes and it gets a little more reflective over time like it
really does kind of like unfold the emotionality or the potential for that and the way they zeroed in
like you said there's kind of a convergence of themes happening and there's so much about like the
malleability of the human spirit like under any circumstance you can kind of adjust and find
like even tiny versions of joy or comfort in the worst situations and I do think that it kind of
walked that walk and uh yeah it was very interesting very interesting in that way yourself her i felt like
the pacing is probably the largest impressive thing or one of the the bigger impressive things the fact that
this movie's under two hours yet it spans five days of all these guys just walking and doing that
in a way where it doesn't get boring and it's not and it's very believable that you're watching
these guys walk for the amount of time
that they've been walking through their
performances, through the transitions.
I feel like one of the first major
times I noticed it was when
Ray was walking and then it cut to
his flashback or his dream
and then cuts back and it's already
nighttime and it's like falling asleep.
I was like, oh, okay, that's a cool
way for them to show like transitions of
day and time and the fact that
you know, these are these factors
that would come into play if someone
were walking for five days, you know,
Maybe you get a little bit of food here.
Maybe you got to poop, but you better hold it because, you know, you're going to get shot.
And the fact that you're able to have, you know, resonant character arcs that are paced well with the type of story that it is coupled with the fact that this is a very tight movie considering the type of plot it is was, yeah, extremely impressive to me.
It's sure in some ways it's like a one location film.
Even like it's not.
It's not.
They're walking like through states and stuff and they go into different towns.
but it's really just like a different set dressing
for the same location, which is just the road.
Just the highway.
Yeah, with fields and pastures and the occasional river.
There's that one dam every now and again.
There will be like a small town.
But yeah, it does feel like you're kind of in the same place the whole time.
I'm obsessed with bookends.
I want to see if there's a bookend.
What's the opening shot?
The letter to Raymond.
And then, so the opening of this is what it's, oh, my God.
What's going on?
Why is it just not playing?
hold on guys
okay
so walking down
okay driving down a road
is the opening is the moment here
and the bright
road and then the ending
of it is looking down a dark road
well and you're in the country at the beginning
whereas you're in the city at the end
and you've got the street lights and the darkness
and you know love a book end
love a book end
love a book and people love a book
movie
um love a judy green
She's great.
Oh, she was great, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they cast a guy who was in stuff to be the dad.
Like that one moment, like he left an impression.
They cast a guy who's in stuff.
That's right.
Guy, guy, he's, you've seen him and stuff.
He's in stuff.
He's in stuff.
He's a guy.
Where's the trivia?
I want to, I want to see if there's any, like.
Oh, you got to go back.
Did they remove the chairs on set?
Yeah.
Everyone had to be on a treadmill when they weren't on camera.
That's my favorite part when I was thinking about this film is that, um,
the influencer events and when they were like yeah you're going to watch the whole movie you got to walk in a treadmill the whole time
fun promoted i'm like this isn't that kind of movie
it is weird like it's not we've seen it's hilarious it's tremendously you're undercutting the
your own movie it is like the the rare influencer type of thing it's literally the top trivia one
right there actually like on august 30th 2025 lions gate held a special screening where the invited
is required to walk on treadmills at the regulation
three miles per hour for the duration of the film
and the threat of being thrown out
if they slowed down.
Coy did this. Yeah,
Coy did it. I was like, after a halfway
through, I'm like, that is like a total way
to undermine, like, make a joke out of this
very serious experience.
It's funny because, yeah, as an influencer
event in isolation, I'm like, that's
actually kind of brilliant, but having seen
the movie, I'm like, this is not a
fun enough movie for that. I'm just imagining
the people that are like
getting emotional while they're walking like
Fuck, man.
They just got to keep moving.
Or the people that actually had to take a shit while it was happening.
Oh, so in the actual book, they have to walk at four, but Stephen King requested they change it to three.
Really?
He thought it was unrealistic.
Interesting.
David Johnson didn't speak with Mark Hamel because he wasn't a fan of the last Jedi.
Yeah.
Bru and Luke, you're dead to me, Hamill.
Sidon Phil Wright playing the major an authority figure with totalitarian regime.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, you gotta stay method.
I guess that makes sense.
Stay method.
That's method for you.
Dude, Kufur Hoffman said he and his co-stars walked 15 miles a day
and 100 degree heat on concrete with no shade, totaling almost 400 miles.
Oh, that makes more sense.
Stephen King hasn't ever explicitly stated it,
but it could be an allegorical critique of the Vietnam War,
senseless death and spectacle of state-sanctioned violence.
That sounds very accurate.
Yeah.
Oh, in the book, the two characters are 16 years old.
Oh, geez.
That's sad.
Really sad.
I see.
Uh, no.
Uh, no, nothing to know.
Uh, no.
The book, there were a hundred walkers.
With no mention of state affiliations.
That's a smart motif to throw in there.
Why not?
Who got pulled in from Hawaii and Alaska?
They get left out of half the things, and yet they're expected to participate in the long walk.
so much shit that doesn't apply to Hawaii and Alaska
wow David Johnson almost passed on it because he thought it was too bleak
wow you were the heart you you gave
a light in that bleakness you brought so much heart
wow oh this is a Richard Bachman book too
okay Stephen King Stephen King's pseudonym
yeah that makes sense
Wow what a year for Stephen King
I was going to say is this the phase we've now entered where we're just going to do
all the Richard Bachman era stuff
Yeah, we've done...
He had three movies this year? Dang.
Yeah.
The Running Man is Stephen King, though, right?
I think the Running Man is also a Bachman,
a Running Man novel cover.
Let's see.
That's Stephen King on it.
Oh, Richard Bachman.
You're right.
Yeah, they've probably re-released it
with the subtitle, like, as Richard Buckman.
I know Life of Chuck is.
Why did he have these pseudonym?
Because, like, if it was Stephen King,
you're going to see horror.
Richard Bachman is more.
for the other ones.
I see.
They should say that from the author
Richard Bachman.
We're like, who?
This one is when he's using cocaine
and one's when he's not using cocaine.
Does he still do that?
Cocaine?
I wonder.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know when the last Richard Bachman.
He's like, people get it now.
I don't need to lie to them.
The monkey is Stephen King.
All right.
Well, guys, those are our thoughts
on the long walks.
If there's something we did not cover,
we tried covering it all.
And I think we covered as good as we can.
Let's do a girl version.
girl version and make it woke woke woke this is pretty woke all right the last four or five
people were like two black dude yeah there's a native american guy you know sequel to the long
strut yeah the long swag man there's a lot of people here long catwalk yeah there you go i said
indian not native american i'm going to be in trouble for that there was probably an indian guy also
yeah he was back there he was back there and a lot of whites a couple blacks and um very diverse
Oh, very diverse.
Yeah, exactly.
Karate Kid.
He's our buddy.
I was his nickname, too, and they had to write that up.
Yeah.
Called him Karate Kid on the walk.
He called him Karate Kid.
They're like, that doesn't exist right now.
Knock that off.
He's not Jojo Rabbit either.
He got a nasty death, Jojo Rabbit.
Oof, memorable one.
That Karate Kid guy.
What is his name?
I don't want to call him that.
Ben Wong, I think.
Ben Wong.
He's a name to remember.
I thought it was great in Karate Kid, and he's great here.
Really show diversity.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
Well, thank you so much for being here.
Thanks, Aaron and John.
for lending your hearts and souls today.
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