The Rest Is Entertainment - Chris Columbus on Harry Potter, Home Alone and The Thursday Murder Club
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Richard, I've got a little game for you.
We are doing a special on the weird and wonderful world of charity singles.
Now, can you and I, batting back and forth, name all the people in the original Band-Aid.
Do they know it's Christmas?
Let's not try and name all of them.
Let's try and beat each other.
Sting.
We won't do all of them because it wasn't like the bassist from calling them.
getting in there. Don't buy yourself time with this. Sting.
Sting. Bono. Boy, George.
Marilyn. George.
Paul Young.
Banana Ramah. Tony Hadley. You could have all three members of Bananorama there.
You could have strung it out.
I know them all. Sarah Dal and Kieran Woodward and who was in it. Who was the
one at that time? Shavon Fahey. That was her at the time.
Who was she replaced by in the van? Can you name her?
Jackie.
O'Sullivan. Thank you. Anyway, I'm so sorry. What will we do?
Band-aid.
Okay. Heaven 7.
Who was in Haman 17?
Glenn Gregory.
Yeah. Midgeur.
Bob Geldof.
Oh, yeah.
John Kebel from Spandau Ballet.
Oh, okay.
Alison Moyet.
Simon Lebon.
Oh, God, you're going to beat me.
Have I already failed at this one?
There's a clue in Simon Lebon.
Oh, yeah, John Taylor's in it.
Yeah, you go.
Okay.
Hang on a second.
Let me just think it's right.
No, you've got me.
You've absolutely got.
Could have had Gary Kemp.
Oh, fuck.
Because I've done all this band-outs.
Nick Rhodes from Duran-Garan.
If we're just naming all the people in all the bands.
Francis Rossi.
Paul Weller, I think, is in it.
That's just a fun game.
But the serious business of charity singles we're doing a special.
Yes, a very serious business.
This Friday.
Bowie did a spoken message on the B-side.
Hello, everybody.
It's Richard Osmond here.
I know Marino normally introduces these shows.
She is, what's the best word for it, lazy.
She's not with us today.
She is abroad.
This is a Q&A special, and I'm very, very happy to be joined by the wonderful Chris Columbus.
Hello, Richard.
How are you?
I'm very, very well.
Excellent.
All the better for seeing you.
Now, Chris, one of the greatest directors in Hollywood history, over $4 billion in box office, Chris.
And I've seen none of it.
So.
Director of Home Alone.
Mrs. Doubtfire, the Harry Potter's, the Thursday Murder Club,
which I'm sure we'll get on to at the end of this.
As a writer, Goonies, Gremlins, as a producer,
you've done everything from night at the museum to Nosferatu.
So you are steeped in Hollywood law and Hollywood legend.
We put out a call a couple of weeks ago to our listeners
to ask if they had any questions for you.
And boy, did they.
I'm just going to ask you some of these as jumping off points.
We'll have a little chat.
Perfect.
And I think Marina might even be ringing in with a question of her own.
Excellent.
At some point.
She's gutted to be missing you.
Well, I'm getting to be missing her.
As I say, she is very much the better half of this podcast.
Should we go sort of chronologically?
Sure.
Chris, is that all right?
Yeah, but listen, if we find some, you know, highway or byway that we want to go down, we should just do that as well.
Definitely, definitely.
I'm going to start with Gremlins.
Yes.
This is sort of where it started for you.
You've written the script for Gremlins.
Spielberg found it, and we'll get into all of that.
But Annie Costa, thank you, Annie, says, your original script for Gremlins, Chris, was far darker than the movie that was eventually made.
Brackets, I seem to recall, a severed mum's head bouncing down the stairs.
How do you rationalize the compromises you have to make from your original vision to actually getting a movie made?
I think I initially was writing that because I was living in a loft in Manhattan at the time, and it wasn't, it's not a romantic sort of Soho loft.
Yeah.
It was a loft on 26th Street between 6 and 7th.
It was an actual loft.
It was an actual loft with rats and mice.
And the rent was about $104 per person.
There were three of us there.
And at night, literally there were mice running around on the floor
and one of them brushed by my hand in the middle of the night
and they would wake me up occasionally.
And I got this idea from watch.
I started to watch a lot of universal horror films
and I got an idea about small creatures being very frightening.
And that's sort of where it started.
And I wrote the script probably in six weeks.
How old were you at this stage?
I was 22, maybe 23.
There'll be an awful lot of people listening to this
who were at that stage of their career.
They're just starting out to thinking, where's my break?
But that's where you were.
You were thinking, were you ever thinking, I'm going to make it in this business?
Well, ironically, there was a, I did have an agent at that time who was sort of visiting NYU when I was a sophomore at NYU and read 20 pages of a script I was writing about my experience in high school, American football, not soccer, as we call up, but American football when I played football and I was terrible.
And I wrote a script about it, and the agent took me on as a client.
So that script was purchased, so I had a little bit of money to sort of keep going, and I had the opportunity to write Gremlins on spec, which means no one's paying you for it.
So I wrote it thinking it was sort of a lark. I wanted to write a horror film. And I wrote a very sort of disturbing dark horror film. And it went to about 50 producers, if I recall, 45 to 50 producers who all rejected it. So for me, that was sort of the end of it.
I would give up after 45 to 50, I think.
I was my agent who was sending it out, so I just moved on.
Do you know what?
That's the only good thing about agents.
Because as a writer or a director, anything, if you get three rejections, that's it.
You'd burn something, right?
Yes.
And an agent isn't telling you so afterwards.
Oh, my God, everyone said no to that.
Yes.
And so we knew that it was sort of a hopeless thing.
And I guess Stephen Spielberg was leaving his office on a Friday.
Part of this is luck.
Gremlins was at the top of his assistance pile on her desk.
He was walking out.
He paused.
saw the title, picked up the script, took it home with them, read it, and I got a call at my loft
in the middle of the week, the following week.
These are the days of landlines, Chris.
These are the days of landlines.
Just painting a picture.
Yes, and my roommate answered the phone and said Stephen Spielberg's on the phone.
And I thought it was one of my friends playing a joke, and I got on the phone, and I recognized
the voice.
Stephen was very famous at the time.
And he asked me to come out to Hollywood and meet with him, and that sort of started the
ball rolling.
Now, Gremlins was very violent, and we didn't.
We didn't have to, ironically, did not have to cut much.
We cut two scenes.
We cut the scene of the, as mentioned, the scene of the mother's head rolling down the stairs.
We cut a scene where the gremlins went into McDonald's and ate the people but didn't eat the food.
We, and then we, Stephen's major contribution, which was brilliant at the time, all of the Maguire, the little cute creatures, turned into gremlins.
Stephen suggested keeping one of those cute throughout the film.
So the audience had someone to relate to.
That's good.
Also good for merch.
Good for merch.
Gizmo was his name.
And then Gizmo stayed sort of cute throughout the film.
And that's sort of the story of Gremlins.
And it wasn't really a lot of cut.
I had to cut two or three scenes and that was it.
But that's incredibly early to have a big break and to have such a huge break.
They'd give you a kind of unreasonable expectations of what the business was because
you're suddenly thinking, hold on, I've just got this hit movie with Spielberg.
It must have been an incredible time.
It was a situation where I was sort of put.
putting this sort of pressure on myself at the time. Both of my parents were factory workers. So for me, the only way sort of out was the film business, because that's not the only thing I really knew how to do. So I sort of pattern, ironically, patterned my career after Stephen, because Stephen was, for all of us, the youngest director to have sort of made it at the time. I think Stephen directed Jaws when he was 30, maybe under, maybe 28. So for all of us in film school, we always talked about that, that we wanted to be directing a film by the time we were 30.
So for me, those expectations weren't unreal.
They were very real.
It sounds odd now, but I thought, okay, this is about the time this is supposed to happen,
and I need to be directing before I'm 30.
That was the unrealistic sort of naive expectations.
Well, it's funny your career happens to you.
It's only looking back, you just go, oh, my God, that was lucky.
I fast forward 30 years down the road, I was meeting with Paul Newman before he passed away
about a project to reunite Paul Newman and Robert Redford.
But I remember Paul Newman saying to me, half of this business is talent and half of it is luck.
Yeah.
And I've taken that to heart over the years.
And as I look back on it, there were a lot of lucky moments, a lot of moments that really sort of paved the way.
Had I made a left turn instead of a right turn, I don't know if I'd be here right now.
And then it's taking advantage of that luck.
It is taking advantage of that luck.
Some people get luck immediately think they're enormously talented and get cocky.
Whereas the key thing, I think, isn't it?
If you get a bit of luck, you think that's when that's when the work begins.
I mean, I'm being honest with you.
I never thought I was enormously talented.
I just thought that I, if it was really a working class attitude in a sense, that if you keep working, put your head down and keep working while others are out, you know, there were many nights I sacrificed staying home and writing when I could have been out at either a baseball game or with my friends at the pub and I decided I can't, I cannot go back to that factory life. I cannot go back. It really was hanging over my head.
What was it, do you think, by the way, that Spielberg saw in that, like a sensibility, because I'll talk a bit about your sensibility.
we go on. Whatever is you're trying to do, whether it's you think you're trying to do
a horror or something, you have such a crowd-pleasing sensibility. He must have seen that
somewhere. He's not buying something that's kind of a pure horror script. He must have seen
something there. I mean, I look at it now and people ask me to sort of define some of the work
I've done in terms of tone. Tonally, everything I've really done is you can't define looking
back on it because even with something like Gremlins or if you move to something like Home
alone the tonal shift in those films is is abrupt to say the least so it's it's something that
i think just was part of my DNA that i could never when i had studio executives ask me for years
they still ask me what's the tone i can't tell you the tone is really what i do which is a combination
of naturalistic performances combined with something that might feel over the top or or big that's
the thing again to anyone in the business who wants to break into the business people will always tell you
what you are. They'll tell you what your tone is. And it's not your tone is the thing that
you wake up in the morning. That's your tone. And, you know, it's staying true to that,
isn't it? And not being told who you are. Should we get onto Home Alone? So you'd always
wanted to be a director. And, listen, Home Alone is almost impossible to have a bigger hit
than Home Alone. I have a question here from Caicos. Kekos asks, what do you think makes a movie
endure? Why do people still talk about Home Alone? Thirty-five years now, the anniversary. It's going to
be here forever that movie.
As you say, it has a certain sensibility, which I'd be
fascinated to talk to you about. But what is it
that makes a movie endure? It was interesting.
I don't, you can't really predict, I
still can't predict that. I do
know that there was a mantra that
I had with the crew, with, you know,
because it was the third film that I directed,
and it was, the
feeling about Home Alone was it had
to feel timeless, even when we were
making it. By that, I mean, it did, I did
not want it to feel like a product
of 1990.
In other words, we tried to avoid anything that would connect it to 1990,
with the exception of certain technology, which we were stuck with.
We had no idea where the technology was going.
But at the same time, there was that quest to make it feel timeless.
Now, the mantra I said to the crew, which is when this is playing on television in 10 years,
I want to feel as if it was just made yesterday.
And that's sort of the films that I've done that have been successful,
as opposed to the ones that have not been successful,
were really with that mantra in mind.
And I don't know if that's the reason that the film has endured.
You really need that.
You need 35 years down the road
to actually be able to look back
and try to figure out why.
I think part of it is that.
I think part of it is, ironically,
the technology we used to shoot the film at the time
was technology that was used in the 30s and 40s
for color film photography,
which were old arc lights,
which
you're a proper
cinema geek
as well aren't you
proper cinema geek
but those arc lights
which have never
been used since
were something
that they used
in singing in the rain
but it created a
color palette
that gives a warm
inviting color palette
to the film
that still exists
when you see it
today so those
kinds of things
all mixed together
and add to that
McCauley Culkin
who truly was
every kid
I call him
he was not a Disney kid
which I always
avoided hiring
someone who has
so much experience
that they don't feel
fresh on film. McCauley was this kid who was just interesting. His ear was a little bent. He felt
real. He felt like someone you knew. But he was incredibly funny and charming. So he's a real
movie star. I have a question actually from, I think Marina's question is about McCauley Colkin.
We recently spoke to the director of the incredible adolescence, who said that it was an almost
immediate realization that their lead actor Owen Cooper was perfect for the role. When did you know
that McCauley Colkin was a star? I felt that when I was doing Home Alone, it was my third film. The film I had
done prior to Home Alone was a box office disaster, critical disaster, and it closed. It was out
of theaters three days after it opened. It was called Heartbreak Hotel. And Alvis Presley film.
Not Adventures in Babysitting. It was a great movie. That's a great film. So they gave me a second film,
which was about the kidnapping of Elvis Presley. Good luck trying to find that anywhere. But if you do,
it's got some fun moments. It'd be easier to find Elvis. It actually would. So anyway, so we
did, Home Alone for me was my last sort of shot at becoming a director. If I failed with
Home Alone, I knew it would be writing for the rest of my life. So I had to do my directorial
sort of responsibility, which was finding the perfect kid for this movie. Now, Macaulay Culkin
had been in a supporting role in John Hughes's Uncle Buck. And he had a scene stealing role
with John Candy, which is fantastic. However, John Hughes, being a great producer, said to me,
well, you should, if you really feel that you should find the perfect kid, look for him.
We spent months, 400, 500 auditions trying to find the perfect kid.
I met all of these kids saw at-home tapes and self-tapes and kids came in.
And finally, the last person I met was McCauley Culkin.
And he was actually perfect.
I would have saved myself months of work.
But I felt I had to do it.
It's exactly like Will Young one X-Factor over here.
He was the last person to audition.
Is that true?
Same story.
He's the McCauley Colkin of the UK.
Well, anyway, Macaulay was perfect for the role, and that was the point when I hired him.
So it really did, I did feel I had to do that work.
If someone had said to you on that set, one of these child actors is going to win an Oscar,
would you have thought it was going to be Kieran Colkin?
No, not at the time.
How could I ever predict that?
It's a great performance, though?
It's a great performance, yes.
It's a small performance, but it's a great performance.
This is a question for me, because people often ask, when you're doing something,
do you know if it's going to be a hit or do you know if it's going to be a flop?
and my answer is almost always no.
And has that been your experience?
For the, I mean, most of the time, yes, there have been times when you, there have been several times, actually, when I've started a film and I'm two or three weeks into it and I know we have a disaster on our hands and there's no way out.
And it's happened to me a couple of times and it's a horrifying feeling because you can't quit.
Looking back, it would have probably been more responsible for me to quit, although there were two or three situations where I know.
new immediately and you
start to try to figure
out a way to fix it. So you spend
the rest of the shoot, literally
trying to stop
this train that
is moving forward
and there's nothing to do
but try some sort of damage control
every day. And is that usually because the stakeholders
in a project, director, producer,
writer, actors have
different opinions as to what it is going
to be or a studio thinks you're making a certain film.
You're aware with the people and the script that you can't
that film is it something to be people's different expectations i think it is i think it part of it is
part of it is certainly actor driven if actors are producers on the film and suddenly you've been you've
been put into a situation where you thought you were getting into one type of film and you realize
that you and the actor slash producer are making a completely different film so every day you're
budding heads with that particular actor or producer and you've got to you're you've got to
direct them and yeah or if you've cast an actor who is probably
not right for the role and suddenly it's a big movie star and you realize oh my god i'm in a situation
where i've completely miscast this yeah because the actor was attached beforehand so what do you do
how do you work around that so you start rewriting you start trying to fix the inherent problem
but unfortunately film just exposes every actor who's in front of the camera that those flaws are
just magnified a hundredfold now i won't ask you to name names but everyone at home is now going
through IMDB, looking at your, the very small amount of unsuccessful films you've had and then
looking at the lead actors and going, oh, I wonder. I wonder if that's, I'll move on to a question
from Luann Barnett. We've got lots of questions about Harry Potter. She says, how much pressure
did you feel when directing the first Harry Potter? It was such a beloved and successful series
of books, even before the films were released. The job was something that I had to, you know,
my daughter, Eleanor, who I'm now running Made in Voyage films, was one of the producers on Thursday
That's one of the producers, and probably the reason we formed Maiden Voyage, because back then,
she was 10 years old, and she kept telling me to read this book, Harry Potter, in the States.
And I said, that's not the sort of genre I'm interested in.
She kept telling me to read it and telling me to read it.
And I finally read it, and I fell in love with it.
I read it and became a rabid fan, much like we'll talk about later with Thursday Murder Club,
but I became obsessed with the book, read the following two, but there were only two other books in the series at the time,
and called my agent and said,
I'd really love to direct this movie.
And she said, well, you and 25 other directors.
So I said, what's the process?
She said, Warner Brothers is, they called it a bake-off, basically,
which is really disgusting term.
But that's basically what they called it.
If it had been a literal bake-off,
that would have been okay.
I would have been fine.
There's a few pastries I could have brought
to the Warner Brothers studio a lot.
She said, they're interviewing directors.
So I had an idea, and I said,
make sure I'm the last director to be interviewed.
She had an idea why.
Like McCauley Calkin and Will Young.
Like McCauley Calkin and Will Young.
But I said, but I had eight days prior to my interview.
They sent me the Harry Potter script written by Steve Clovis, which was a very, very good script.
And it was on red paper.
I remember this because I couldn't copy it.
Because if it's on red, you cannot photocopy it.
That's clever.
So I basically stayed up till three or four every morning, rewriting the script.
And rewriting it not because of any flaws in Steve's material, but because,
I wanted to put camera directions, lighting directions.
I wanted them to see I was going to make the film.
So I walked into that meeting at Warner Brothers and basically put the script on the table.
I said, I've rewritten this for you for free.
No one does anything for free in Hollywood.
That was my opening line.
And then I spent an hour and a half discussing how I would make the film.
And I said, it's all there.
And it was a very good meeting.
And it took them about six weeks to make a decision.
They eventually made the decision because they felt I could cast the film.
Because I had what they called a talent for casting young people.
people. I didn't realize until I was on a plane to Heathrow, and I was going to take a train to
Scotland, that I didn't really have the job until I met with J.K. Rowling, two and a half hours
with her in Scotland and explained, basically talk the entire time and explained to her how I saw
the film. And she said, that's exactly the same way I saw the film. So I knew at that point that
I had the job. However, that put me into a situation where I realized we had the eyes of the world
on us in terms of this book. And I couldn't, I really needed.
to make the film work in order
because they were already discussing a franchise,
the fact that they were going to make the first three books.
I think they knew they were going to be seven books,
and we knew they were going to be progressively darker.
So we set out and planned exactly how the first three films were going to go.
And as a result, there was a tremendous amount of pressure
making the first film because I thought,
if I screw this up, there are no other films.
It must have been insane.
I mean, huge, and the actors you're working with,
so you've got three young kids who have,
really done anything before. Then you've got the absolute cream of British acting talent.
And those two groups of people, actually they need similar things, which is always to be looked
after. But they need different things as well. Meanwhile, you've got this vision, you've got a presumably
extraordinary kind of production budget and the, you know, the production design. It must have
been just, it must have taken over your whole life for such a long time. You know, the first film
we shot, it took 160 days to shoot the first film and we did the first two back to back.
I honestly thought I'd be here on all seven films, but doing 160 days, then doing another 160 days.
Thursday Murder Club was 60 days.
So just put that in perspective.
I would have another 100 days to go.
After I'd finished those two, it was physically impossible for me to direct a third.
But the point of it is, the first film, once I got through that and we realized that the audiences were responding to it in previews,
there's tremendous sort of weight lifted off my shoulders.
So I had much more fun and much more freedom directing the second film.
So that was really the issue.
The biggest sort of seal of approval came after opening weekend when the film opened and it did it did well enough to warrant second or third and fourth.
That's the whole business, isn't it?
You just want to do well enough that they let you do another one.
Exactly.
In whatever you do.
What's your relationship like with when you've worked with something like McCauley or Daniel Rackleff and Emma Watson, seeing them now as adults and seeing what they make of their lives and remembering them as kids and what you sort of launch them towards?
That must be quite a rewarding thing.
Well, we had a difficult situation in Home Alone, and I was younger.
It was 10 years prior to Harry Potter.
So I was in a situation where I just was a little naive about the business.
So I cast McCauley Culkin because he was the best person for the role, which makes sense.
However, there were some family issues and some personal issues going on at the time that I wasn't aware of until I started shooting the film.
So when David Heyman and I got into the process of casting Potter, we agreed.
greed that we would cast the family as well as the kids, which meant that the kids needed to
be supported by a solid family. Do you think the family knew that as the process was going on? I'm sure
they knew it. I mean, certainly Daniel Radcliffe's family were not initially interested in having him
in the movie because they knew what eventually happened. But they were such wonderful people, all of the
parents, that they protected their kids from the eventual reality of fame. You know, what would
happened when this movie came out suddenly these kids went from you know a few photographs in in the
newspapers before we started shooting it didn't mean anything it really the kids could go about living
their life but the moment we were the film was released in the UK and then across the world suddenly
they couldn't go out in public anymore so everything changed for them and the parents had to
prepare them for that and that's what I meant by casting the parents as well yeah so well you can see
the three of them seem very smart and together and you know which is which is lovely that's that's
testament to you know you can put your kids on the stage but you've got to be you've got to be
surrounded by smart people yeah can i ask one question about the harry potter thing as well
rick may or filmed some scenes in the first harry potter that uh that haven't seen the light of day
do you remember working with rick yeah yeah i do because this situation was i was obsessed when i
started potter funnily enough with his character peeves who was uh this sort of mischievous
ghost who was about two feet tall who haunted the hallways of hogwarts and
And Rick Mayo came in and did an amazing sort of reading as Peaves.
And we filmed the Peave scenes, but we could never digitally, it was a CGI character, and we could never get it right.
We never were able to design the character to any of our liking.
So the peeve scenes were cut from the film.
Rick Mayo's performance was lost, and that's the thing I'm probably most excited about in terms of the HBO series.
I want to see how they do Peaves because we could never.
We had designs for Peaves, and they had.
never were appealing.
They were kind of,
I don't want to say grotesque,
but we just would have turned the audience off,
so we decided not to shoot people.
But Rick Mayle's performance was fantastic.
He would have been a great peeves.
In fact, Izzy Winterdon asked,
is there any chance where you might ever see that performance,
but you're saying it doesn't, it no longer exists?
We would have to go back to the initial film,
find the negative,
go back and actually digitally put peeves into those scenes.
So, Izzy, I think what Chris is saying there is no.
How do you feel?
It's because of the HBO thing that there's really no,
chance. I mean, they'll do peaves and it'll be fine. I don't know who's going to voice peaves, but...
So you had to cut down the first two Harry Potter books into shorter films. When you look at people
making these big HBO series who can sort of cover every piece of dialogue on every page,
are you jealous of that, or do you think that's less fun? Oh, I've not, no, jealous. No, I'm sort of
like, I'm so beyond it. I did it. My feeling is, okay, I've done that. It's time to move on.
I've always had issues with idea of franchise. Franchise, when we did Gremlins and
Goonies in those films. People were, that's why I never did the second Gremlin's film.
I said, my attitude then was, I've done it. It's time to move on and do something different.
Same with Potter. I feel like I've done it. I'm really proud of those films, the first three
that I was involved with, and I'm moving on. So now it's interesting. As of yesterday, I think,
I looked in the, online, and there were photographs of Nick Frost as Hagrid, along with
the new Harry Potter. Now, that's not Nick Frost, that presumably
is still Martin, I don't remember
his last name, a rugby player who played
Martin Bayfield. Yes, who played
Hagrid with a giant sort of
fake rubber Hagrid head
that we were sometimes
replaced with CGI. So I'm seeing
these photographs of now
it looks like Martin, I could be wrong,
wearing a Nick Frost head, walking down the
streets of London, and I'm thinking, and he's
wearing the exact same costume that we
designed for Hagrid. Part of me was like,
what's the point? Part of me is like,
okay, great, you're doing, I thought
it was going to be, I thought the costumes were good, I thought everything was going to be
different, but it's more of the same, which is interesting. It's very flattering for me because
I'm like, that's exactly the Hagridh costume that we designed. So part of it is really
exciting, so I'm excited to see what they're going to do with it. Part of it is sort of deja vu all
over again, so. Lots of people talking franchises have asked about Gremlins 3, though, which I know
you weren't involved in Gremlins 2, but maybe you might be involved in Gremlins 3. Well, now that the franchise train
exists in Hollywood
and it might as well jump on
it's a well jump on in terms of it's a much
more complicated answer than that because
as we see with what's going on at cinema
in cinemas that most of the
films that are successful are
based on IP or
successful sort of reboots of other
franchise and we talk about it a lot
and there is the Beetlejuice film
was gigantic and it was
I guess part nostalgia part people want to
want to pay to see that. So what will
people pay to see? Very few
original films. That's why I champion films like
Sinners, which is a big original movie
and I love that. But again,
that's a rarity. So
I'd be foolish not to
entertain the idea of a Gremlin's
3 or a Goonies 2. And we are
working on those scripts, but we've been working
on it for 40 years. Let's be honest.
I mean, we have not, you know,
I stopped, decided not to do
Gremlins 2. Goonies 2
came about interestingly enough
let's go back to home alone
home alone was in a situation
with a studio and the studio
did not decide to
shut the film down because
the budget was $18 million
so they shut it down
on a Friday that Friday
when I had to go around and basically
say to all the heads of the department
I'm sorry but we're shut down
and you don't have a job
I get I go back to my
office it's about five in the afternoon in Chicago
So it's about 2 o'clock in Los Angeles.
I get a call, or 3 o'clock in Los Angeles.
I get a call from Steven Spielberg and Richard Donner.
And they said, we have an idea for Goonies, too.
And I said, really, what is it?
I want you to fly out to Hollywood, and we'll talk about it.
We'd love you to write it and direct it.
And at that point, I had just shut down home alone.
And I was definitely open to entertaining a franchise.
And I said, because I needed a job.
And I said, okay, let's see what happens.
I should be free next week.
They've just shut my movie down.
We sent the script to 20th Century Fox.
Joe Roth at Fox agreed to make the movie for 19.
It was a million dollar difference.
So basically, everyone had their jobs back by Sunday night.
So Monday, we reported to the set.
Goonies 2 never happened.
Throughout the years, I've been meeting with Spielberg and Donner,
and we discuss it, and no one really could agree on a story.
And we still are working on a story.
So it's basically what we've been doing for 30-plus years, 40 years,
40 years, however long it is.
And we're working on Gremlins 3 and Goonies 2, but who knows?
We're not going to do those films.
We're not going to make them if they're anything less than great.
It's not just a cash grab.
We're not interested in that.
Would it be fun to go to a cinema and see Gremlins 3?
Of course.
It would be great, but it has to be great.
The movie has to be great.
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Something about the writing, something about twists and turns, but always, always, always based on
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welcome back everybody it's my great pleasure to be asking your questions to
chris columbus one of the all-time great directors currently directing the thursday murder club
movie as well i can ask a question now from ben boys which i think is an interesting
mrs doubtfire question which is and it leads us up to talking about robin williams as well
ben asked who would you cast as mrs doubtfire if you were filming it today no one there's
No, no, I mean, the reality is, it's not just because I was friends with Robin Williams.
Working with Robin Williams, you realize that there was some sort of odd spiritual intervention in that performance.
There is no one I've worked with since. Prior to Robin, maybe John Candy had a bit of this, which was a sense of improvisation.
Even Robin couldn't define it. So Robin and I had this deal with three scripted takes.
So we would do three scripted takes
So by the time we did those three takes
We had the scripted version of Mrs. Daufeier
It's in the can
It's in the can
And then Robin would say, now let's play
By playing he meant
Let's go to 15 takes
Maybe 20
I think the most we had done was
26 on certain scenes
And Robin would start to improvise
But we had no idea what to expect
At that point I realized as I was shooting
I had to put three cameras on
The I had to put two cameras on the other actors
And one on Robin
And Robin
But what I meant by divine
intervention is Robin would do his performance and suddenly I'd call cut and then he'd say,
what did it, boss, he'd always come a boss or capo. Capo, what did I do? What just happened?
Like, he didn't remember what he just did in this poor script supervisor. Every take was a different
dialogue and she was handwriting it. So he would then say to her, what did I just do? And she's still
writing down what he did. It was paragraphs. So he never did the same thing twice. Couldn't. If he
tried to duplicate it, it wouldn't be the same. So we basically had cameras on Pierce Broson and
Sally Field for their reactions. And as a result of that, I realized as we finished Mrs. Daffir and we
put the film together that there really could be no one else who could do this. There's no one
I've met who is capable of that sort of divine intervention. And he had it, if you look at
his films, I see Robin as this sort of that golden age of improvisation.
When it was really good morning, Vietnam was the moment I took notice of it.
That performance still flies off the screen.
Fisher King has a lot of it going on and then Mrs. Doughtfire.
That's sort of where that madness really has been committed to screen.
And, you know, that's sort of the magical time of that.
And so there's no one else.
How is the edit on something like that, though, because you've got so much choice.
Over a million, almost two million feet of film.
I think that the edit was the first time.
we did electronic editing, which is standard today.
So we had choices, and I've said it in the past,
we did have an R-rated version of the film,
an NC-17 version, because Robin just went blue
and said whatever he wanted, and it didn't matter.
We weren't necessarily going to put it in the film.
And so as a result of that,
we're in the process doing a documentary at this point
about the making of Mrs. Dauphire,
only because we want to show the audience
sort of his process, which was so unique.
That sounds amazing.
And there is a...
And you've got all the footage on...
All the original negative is in some sort of underground vault in Nevada.
So we have to...
You know, the studio is paying for the excavation of the material.
We bring that back, digitize all of that.
I hope this is part of the documentary.
The excavation of the tasier.
Yes.
I want to film myself walking into the vault with a shovel,
an archaeological expedition.
and I truly am really excited about it because I don't remember it's you know it's
1993 so I don't really remember all of the takes we didn't use I only remember and I
barely remember what exists in the film it's not like I watch it all the time it's not as if
we're cutting a different version of Mrs. Dalfire I just want the audience to sort of see his
process yeah but it'd be like your version of get back exactly yes now that was a first time
you'd work with Pierce Brosnan and again I think we were at an event last night which was
a lot of fun, but you were saying, actually, that's the time when you really realize what a great
comic actor, Pierce Brosnan was, because he would stand toe to toe to with Robin Williams, and he
could give it back when he was taking it as well. So we'll move on to Thursday Murder Club.
Nicole asked this question. It said, although it is getting a small cinema release in the UK,
most people will watch the Thursday Murder Club on Netflix. Do you make considerations on style
and pacing, knowing you are making it for a streamer as opposed to the cinema?
I never even take the streamer into account, and that's because
I've spent most of my career making films for the cinema.
So for me, that's all I think about.
I think about the cinematic experience.
It's amazingly cinematic.
It's, yeah, and it's meant as a cinematic experience.
Whether it exists in the cinemas for a week or two weeks,
it is meant to be seen in a theater.
And if I'm a layperson listening to this, as a director,
can you give us a couple of concrete examples
of how you would make something differently for a small screen
than you would for a big screen?
Imagine someone knows nothing, which most of us do.
It's so boring to get into,
but I'll try to not be boring about it,
which is if you're doing something first...
I've known you a long time.
I've never known you be boring.
Well, thank you.
But if you look at something like The Bear,
which is a show that's very popular.
I don't know if it's popular here.
The restaurant? Yeah, sort of is, yeah.
Is it a comedy?
We get annoyed that it gets nominated for comedy Emmys.
Oh, yes.
Well, it's...
I think it's a brilliantly acted show, performance-wise.
But if you look at The Bear,
which is a perfect example of television,
everything is done in very...
We call them chokers, which means intense close-ups.
So most of the scenes you see in the bear are very, very close.
When you're doing something for a giant screen, you don't have to get that close to the actors.
So in Thursday Murder Club, I want to see the performance from, you know, I want to see the body, the performance of Pierce Broson and Ben Kingsley and Celie Emory and Helen Mirren.
I want to see how they move.
I framed most of the film not in intense close-ups, in medium shots, in widescreen.
in wide screens.
So when you're seeing it in a cinema,
you see five people on screen
and you see how they interact with each other.
That was the first thing.
The photography was intentionally not super bright.
The photography in many scenes is darker.
And that was really an effort by myself
and the cinematographer Don Burgess
to make sure that it felt like film.
Even though we didn't shoot on film,
we wanted the look of it to feel like it was shot on film.
I think you'd just been working on.
Nosferatu. Which was all shot on film. And again, you were said whenever you work with
anyone, you always pick up little things and little kind of tips and anything. So it'd be
immediately apparent to people, the similarities between Nosferatu and Thursday Murder Club. But
can you tell us if there are any? The similarities would really be my desire to do certain scenes
in one shot. Now, I haven't, it's not like adolescence where you're doing the entire film in one
shot, but I decided on this film watching what we did on Osvarado to let some of the scenes play
in one shot as much as I could. I still fell back onto my own style of filmmaking, but there
are probably less cuts in this film than in most of my films. Nevertheless, when you're
dealing with four of the Thursday Murder Club in one scene, and then you've got the policeman
Daniel Mays and Naomi Acky, and you've got six people in one scene. You can't fit them all into one
shot. We've tried and we were successful in a few situations. I often have to put them all into one
chapter and that's that's difficult enough. I get to like book four and I've got so many characters
now because apart from the ones who got murdered, I want them all to stick around. It's so I apologize
for films two and three. Chris, there's an awful lot more characters coming. I'm looking forward
to it. We, it was one of the reasons though that our sets were bigger than most film sets
because we had to accommodate so many actors. I thought you're going to say you had to accommodate
me. No, no. No, no. I'm not. Wow, this seating is high.
But we did. We had to accommodate, in Elizabeth's flat, we had to accommodate six characters and then Joyce is flat at the same time.
And in Elizabeth's flat, by the way, forget about it, more than six characters.
There were like 10 people in the flat by the end of the film.
Oh, yeah, towards the end there are, aren't there?
But how do you feel about making stuff for Netflix?
I mean, you love making stuff for the cinemas, but where are we going with cinema?
To you, is that a different industry making films for streamers than making films for cinemas?
what is it about the experience of going to the cinema
that you love and you love making films for
and how do we protect that over the years to come?
I think if you have the accessibility to cinemas,
it's always great to be able to screen the film in a cinema.
The great thing about what Netflix has done for Thursday Murder Club
is there were other studios interested, obviously, in making this film.
But they wanted to cut about 40% of the budget.
So because of the nature of the film,
Because it's, even though it's based on an extraordinarily successful book, because it's not a superhero film, because it's not relying on visual effects, it is basically a performance piece.
And those types of films don't warrant the kind of budget that most studios will give you.
So as a result of the other studios getting involved, they said, yeah, we will give you this amount of money to make the film, which means I wouldn't have had my cast, which means I couldn't have afforded to pay any of our cast members.
On the other hand, a wonderful budget to make this film the way it needed to be made.
And that, you can't discount that.
So they are willing to pay for bigger films that wouldn't necessarily get made anywhere else.
And that's important.
That's important to remember about Netflix, is you will see a film like Thursday Murder Club.
That you would not have seen in that way.
Yeah, you would see that film in the cinema in the 90s or the nots, but nots, but not now.
That's what's wonderful about it.
To actually get, and to go, to be able to have a week's theatrical release is wonderful.
But listen, that's where art meets commerce and you must have come across that so many times during your career.
If I could find a way to sort of sum you up, it would be you are an incredible artist and you love the art of cinema and you love the art of screenwriting and all those things.
But you also absolutely understand the business.
You understand how to get a film made.
You understand how to work with actors.
You understand that everyone has to get paid at the end of the day and you understand that at the end of it all, there is an audience who must be entertained.
Do you think somewhere between the two hemispheres of your brain, the great sort of sinist and artist and,
this sort of person who genuinely understands what the job is and what needs to be done.
Do you think those two maybe give you that that sensibility we talked about at the beginning?
I think the sensibility really exists in the idea that all of the films I fell in love with,
the films that actually propelled me to want to have a career in this business,
were films that were entertaining for an audience.
And that's just part of my DNA.
I'm never thinking about, will this be entertaining for an audience?
I honestly, and it's the way I've worked for 35 years, will it be.
entertaining to me. I have to trust
myself. Yeah. And
I realize the types of films I love
going back to whether it's a hard day's
night or dog day afternoon
or Serpico or any of
the, or all the president's men. Those are
films that are all based on performance.
A hard day's night, I reference a lot
because of the sheer
charm of that film. That film is all
about charm, enthusiasm, and
humor. And I love the
fact that it's still, it's a film from
1964, but it still feels
as if it were made yesterday.
That's the beauty of cinema,
though, isn't it?
This stuff is going to last,
if it's lasted 30, 40, 50, 60 years,
it's probably going to last 4,500 years.
We would hope.
We have no idea what people will be watching in 400 years.
Well, we talked a while.
I'd love your view on this just very quick.
This is a question from me.
The idea now that AI is becoming so prevalent
in lots of the creative industries,
it means that everything made pre-AI,
so everything made, let's say, 20, 20 and beforehand,
and becomes sort of canon.
There's a lot of talk about AI, people embracing AI, and filmmakers embrace, let's use AI.
I love that for about three days.
Because the problem with AI is that it's moving at such a fast rate, such a fast rate,
that it's remarkable the difference between what happened two weeks ago and what's going on now.
Don't necessarily know if I agree with you that in 200 years time we're going to be able to tell the difference.
I'm concerned that in two weeks' time, we may not be able to tell the difference.
But the thing about something pre-2020 is you know.
We don't know by the year.
Yeah, exactly.
But will you know when you're seeing a George Clooney movie that's been made in 2096,
that will people have the ability to decipher what was made prior to AI?
I'm concerned that they won't.
I'm concerned that AI is going to get so good that it might be better.
And that's what people don't want to admit,
that it actually can tap in to the creative instincts that we all have,
but do it better.
And that's frightening.
That, in other words, suddenly, you know,
turns every filmmaker into Francis Ford Coppillar or Martin Scorsese or Steven Spielberg.
Is that possible?
I'm afraid that it is.
And I'm not the old guy yelling at clouds.
I'm concerned that it is.
I don't know.
From the most recent episode of South.
Park where Donald Trump is running around naked in the desert. That's all AI. So that is, and that's
pretty well done. So I don't know, what happens a year from now? And I'm worried about the thing I
worry most about is I have children and their friends who are all wanting to break into the industry
either as writers or directors. And they, they're feeling it. They're feeling it. And they're not
afraid of it, but they can feel that it's coming. Chris, I'm going to finish with a couple of more
random questions.
This is a question I always think.
I'm always fascinated because there's always stories.
Were there any projects you turned down
that someone else picked up
and turned into a huge hit?
Goodwill hunting.
It's the first one it comes to mine.
No, really.
I mean, of course this is going to happen, right?
Well, Goodwill Hunting was a situation
that of a studio at the time
and my agent were pushing me to do this film.
I read the script and I stupidly said
who's starring in it.
And they said these two young kids,
who wrote the script.
And I said, well, I want to be, as a director, I want to be able to cast it.
What a moron I am.
Who would have thought it would be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon?
And I think at the same time, they were, these guys were such visionaries in terms of being,
in terms of screenwriters and artists, that they said, why would we want the Mrs.
Dauphire Home Alone guy to direct goodwill hunting?
So on both sides, there was, I know that there is some books somewhere.
that documents
Damon and Affleck's conversation
with Harvey Weinstein
about not hiring me
and there is my conversation
that I remember having
in my New York apartment
with my agent
who was reading me
Robin Williams' speech
in the middle,
you know, toward the end of the film
and reading it over the phone
saying this is the most
brilliant writing
and I said,
but I, as the director
I must cast this.
What an idiot I was.
So that was,
there was that one.
I love that film.
I think it's a brilliantly made film.
So Thomas Mansbridge
asks, who is easier to direct children in Hogwarts or pensioners in Cooper's Chase?
Pensioners at Cooper's Chase. Children at Hogwarts, remember, the kids at the time had never been
in a film. It was just the fact that we had three cameras on them at all times. The first three
weeks, essentially someone would say a line in character and then look at the camera and smile.
Like, this is fantastic. I'm here. Wow, I'm on a movie set. They would just look around.
They would look around at all the people. And I had to have three cameras going.
just to get a moment when they were focused.
When one kid was focused,
the other kid was grasping at butterflies or something.
It was a course in film acting.
In other words, and also Home Alone as well,
I was basically the acting coach for those three kids.
And then they had to leave.
And then I became them for Richard Harris or Maggie Smith
or Alan Rickman off camera.
Wow.
So you have been Harry Potter.
I've been Harry Potter.
I've been Hermione.
I've been Ron.
I've been Neville Longbottom.
I've just been whoever was off camera,
and that's why there are so many cuts
in the first Harry Potter film.
We couldn't do one shot, you know,
and by the time we got to the second film,
midway through the second film, the kids were great.
And suddenly I could do a tracking shot
with the three of them having a conversation.
And that was kind of a wonderful thing
to get to that point.
But it was also wonderful for me
to be able to do scenes
with these legendary actors off camera.
It was just fantastic.
Well, listen, Chris,
I have to say,
Firstly, thank you so much for coming in.
Secondly, having worked with you now for a little while
and seeing what actors think about you and they adore you.
I love that.
But you can see it from, you know, Dame Helen and Sir Ben, Celia, Pierce,
they all absolutely adore you.
When I've been down to set, it's clear the crew adore you as well.
It's such an absolute pleasure seeing your process as well,
seeing the way you work and seeing what you bring to a film.
It was lovely when Stephen Spielberg came down and you can see him,
he's just looking over your shoulder, saying, what's Chris doing?
What's Chris doing?
It's such a lovely thing to do.
It's been one of the greatest joys in my professional career having worked with you.
So thank you so much for that.
The Thursday Murder Club film is out today on Netflix.
We recommend everyone goes to see it, and maybe we'll do another one next year.
Two more.
Two more.
Two more.
There's loads more books.
Chris, thank you so much.
Thank you, Richard.
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or flying back for a magical encore,
Wicked is now on Sky Cinema and with a Skyglass TV, Oz feels closer than ever.
Bring the gravity-defying batters home with a Dolby Atmos soundbar built in
for a truly cinematic experience.
The high notes and the harmonies have never sounded better.
Skyglass automatically adapts the picture and sound to whatever you're watching.
Brumsticks whoosh faster, ballads hit harder, emeralds gleam brighter.
And with voice control, the real magic is doing it all without lifting a finger.
Love the idea of ballads hitting harder.
They couldn't hit harder.
Just say, Hello SkyWicked, and it's showtime.
Enjoy the enchanting sights and sounds of Oz in full 4K picture quality on Skyglass,
from the best seat in the house, your own.
And if you want a smarter TV without lifting more than an impressed brow,
head to sky.com.
Requires relevant Sky TV subscriptions, broadband recommended minimum speed 30 megabits per second, 18 plus, UK Channel Islands and Islandban only.