The Rest Is Football: Daly Brightness - ‘Would You Rather…’ Special

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

Would Millie rather do Strictly or Dancing On Ice? Would Rach rather never get another tattoo or never get her hair done? Would the girls rather have a sing off with Harry Styles or a dance off with Rihanna? Millie and Rach also discuss Karen Carney’s brilliant early performance and Strictly Come Dancing and call for everyone to get behind her to win it! For more Goalhanger Podcasts, head to www.goalhanger.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the Restless Football Daily Brightness. Today we have got a special treat for you, an entire episode dedicated to one of our favourite things. And what is that? Dun-d-da-da! Would you rather? We love these, so let's dive straight into these. Do you want to just go one-by-one mill? Yeah, let's do. Do it.

Okay, good question for... Also, just stop a minute. Can we just... Wait, Kaz, how sick was her dance? Oh my God! I swear to God. I knew she could move though because she always used to say

like she could break dads, but Jesus, I could never do that. Shout out to Karen Carney, you are my idol. I could never. Cascah Carney, we're rooting for you to win because Jesus, I see them hips moving girl. You will win. Anyway, so moving into that

is a question from Richard. Would you rather do strictly or dancing on eyes. Dancing on ice. I'd rather do strictly. See, I'd never do strictly. I'd rather do dancing and ice because you're more likely to make a fool of yourself

and like it just be laughed about because you're on ice. Yeah, I couldn't do strictly. I could never. I don't think it would suit my, yeah, I don't think my aura and strictly are kind of coming together. Not for me. I love watching it, but you know what I mean. Right, we have got Felicity.

Would you rather never get another tattoo or never get your hair done again. Never getting on a tattoo, easy. I'm not having my hair done again. Are you joking? I'm going to go with never getting my hair done again. All right then, let's try it. See how long you last?

No, but then I've got to get my leg finished and I want all my tattoos. I don't have to get my hair done. All right then. Good question. Clearly cause a debate. Would you rather sing when talking or dance instead of walking?

Or dance. I couldn't deal with singing. Imagine. every time you're talking. Good morning. Good morning to you. I thought my balls just dropped there. Imagine trying to be angry, like, and singing. Yeah, but there's definitely angry singers. It's like Carrie Underwood. I dug my... My key to the side.

Yeah, I think I'd rather dance instead of walking because people are right laughing. I think we do that anyway, to be honest. So that's fine. Right, Helen, would you rather play in Arsenal socks or play without... Sox. Play without socks. Play without socks. That's coming from... Imagine the besters.

That's coming from a... I'd rather my feet be bleeding than anything Arsenal touch my skin. Thank you very much. Okay then. Would you rather never have breakfast again or never have dinner again? For me, never have dinner. I love breakfast.

Breakfast is the best meal of the day. Best meal of the day. We're in an agreeance on that. Barker, would you rather pretend you like someone or make it obvious you don't... I think I think maybe we already do it. I think it's really hard

to pretend that you don't like someone but also I don't want to make it blatant but I think because we're people that wear our hearts and our sleeves like what you see is what you get. Yeah, exactly. My face will tell you. You will see it all over my face. And context is everything.

So it depends what situation. and it depends because if they've done something really bad then I want you to know I want you to know that you've pissed me off or I don't like what you've done but we're very much

heart on sleeve our faces will probably tell you before you need to ask the question I can't really hide my emotion very well I can't really pretend and I won't want someone to pretend to me either because then if you don't like me don't like me that's fine

just tell me be on your way in it like it's cool I've got a circle would you rather celebrate Christmas every day or celebrate winning the Euros every day. I don't know really, because I think obviously celebrating the Euros was like a one-time thing. I wouldn't want that to fade, so I'd...

No, me either. So I'd probably say Christmas because it's like... It happens every year anyway. Yeah, I'd love to have Christmas dinner every day. And I'd like to give presents. So, yeah, but let's do Christmas. Christmas, we'd keep the Euros as a one-time special. Would you rather watch nothing but Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies?

Christmas. Easy, easy, easy. It's not even a debate. Mind horror movies, but I only like a certain few and then other than a shit. Yeah, we do like shit movies though. Me and Rachel, I don't know. We might have told everyone this, but when we were on camp, we always used to watch shit shark films all the time.

Always. Next question. Would you rather spend the night chilling, watching movies together or clubbing together? Movies. Movies. I hate clubbing. Because I tell you what, we're not clubbers anyway. We just go to a bar.

We're pubs and bars, aren't we? We'll just have a beer at home with the... We're getting old. We're not into all that anymore. I'd rather go to a pub over a, like a club anyway. Clubs, you can't hear anyone. Everyone's bashing into your, annoying as hell. Spilling drinks on you.

You got stuck to the floor. Not for me. Then it goes back to the other point. You're probably going to be able to tell that you've pissed me off and you're doing my head in. So probably best I'm not there. Would you rather never eat Chinese food again or never eat Indian again? Never eat Chinese.

I literally crave Chinese food. once a year and when I want it like I need to have it that day but I do not crave it I don't like the way it makes me feel you're gonna say Chinese aren't you yeah you yeah I couldn't not have Indian food it's like one of my favorite cuisine but I do love Indian oh this is a lovely Indian as well just round the corner from me we go with better's one in the one where I live oh nice but I see I at the minute I eat Indian more than Chinese so maybe I've not been true rather than ever eat Chinese again then yeah scrap it in it listen to this one Would you rather have chips for fingers

Or sausages for toes Oh my God, I'd rather have sausages for toes Yeah, sausages for toes You can't see them to cover them up Some people already have sausages Any made for toes Exactly We're going to go for a quick break

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Mm-hmm. Would you rather have a sing-off with Harry Stales or have a dance-off with Rihanna? A dance off with Rihanna, right? Because one, I obviously can't dance. But two, just being in Rihanna's presence would be sick. Yeah. I'd back you for a little twerk. I reckon you've got it in your hips.

No, it'd be so stupid. Guys, if you want to just head over to my TikTok and watch all my Rachel's dancing videos, you'll see what I mean. Can't even clap to a beat. But yeah, I'd rather be in Rihanna's presence, I think. Yeah, that'd be sick. Would you rather only communicating emojis or never be able to text again? I feel like I use emojis a lot anyway.

Same. I reckon I could send you emojis and you know, well, we do anyway. I don't understand. Yeah, I'd rather communicating emojis. Imoges, not a problem. Would you rather, oh, early kick off or late kick off early? I've always said early and I'm still going to say early. Yeah, early.

But these 12 o'clock, I swear to God, you're up so early. It's mad, isn't it? Because obviously you've got to get to the ground like three hours before. It's like, it's crazy. But you're done early. Still 100% early. I hate late years. So bored in the day.

So boring. Would you rather always play in the summer or always play in the winter? Summer. We did that. Do you remember that when the rest of was in the summer? We tried it. We trialed it and it didn't work. But also summers are for relaxing and holidays.

So I'm winter. I like it when it's freezing and it kicks off and grass has just got a little bit of Christmas to it. No, because games get cold off and stuff, it's annoying. Yeah, but best it, I can't deal with a heat. Yeah, see, I like the stuff. I'll die. I'd much rather run when it's minus one than freaking anything over 18 degrees.

I'm the sun worshiper. I'm a winter. Would you rather have football for a head, golf balls for eyes? Oh, I think probably a football for a head. Yeah. I don't know. I can't actually answer why. Well, I just can't imagine eyes as big as golf balls.

Gugly golf ball eyes, no thanks. Like that constantly. I'd rather just have a big head, like football for a head. Would you rather live your life knowing everything that is going to happen or live in the moment? Oh, live in the moment. Things like that. I'd say live in the moment.

Sometimes I sit there and think, oh, I wonder what's going to happen. No, do you ever go to those readings? I've never been to one. Yeah, I've heard that there. No, I don't want to know if there's something bad happening or something good. Just let me live. I do not want to know Absolutely not

That question though That is actually one of my fears Knowing what's about to come No thanks I get too much anxiety That is a really good question That might be one of the hardest ones To be honest so far

Would you rather have Spaghetti as fingers Or breadsticks as legs Why are they all human body parts Spaghetti as fingers Or breadsticks as legs Well they're both weak As anything

Bread sticks as legs But imagine spaghetti for fingers You can't do anything You can't even pick anything up Yeah breadsticks for legs Right for our final one Would you rather

Have a Bath in ketchup Or mayo That's absolutely rank I'd have to go ketchup Yeah I think same I don't know why I've both just mingin Yeah ideally neither

But that's not the end of the game And I love a bath Have a bath every day Ketchup Anyway On a more positive note That is the Q&A episode Done with

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