The Rest Is History - 452. Custer's Last Stand: The Battle of the Little Bighorn (Part 7)
Episode Date: May 20, 2024“You and I are going home today, and by a trail that is strange to us both…” The Battle of The Little Bighorn is one of the totemic moments of American frontier history. However, it is also myst...erious, with the exact events of that blood-soaked day difficult to trace. On the 22nd of June, George Custer marched out with vague orders to drive the vast gathering of the Lakota and their allies, under the leadership of Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull, towards General Terry’s force, advancing from the South. Custer, keen as ever for a charge, was hoping to score a considerable defeat over the Native Americans in time for the 4th of July centenary. Then, on the evening of the 24th of June, Crow scouts reported that the Lakota’s trail had been found, and Custer launched into action. Marching his men through the night, they arrived at the encampment the following morning, shocked to discover a camp of thousands. At 3pm, the first force attacked, and the Battle of the Little Bighorn, in all its horror and gore, had begun… Join Dominic and Tom they explore one of America’s most mythologised battles, separating fact from fiction, as they build up to George Custer’s last stand. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/restishistory Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! *The Rest Is History LIVE in 2024* Tom and Dominic are back onstage this summer, at Hampton Court Palace in London! Buy your tickets here: therestishistory.com Twitter: @TheRestHistory @holland_tom @dcsandbrook Producer: Theo Young-Smith Assistant Producer: Tabby Syrett Executive Producers: Jack Davenport + Tony Pastor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Thank you for listening to The Rest Is History. For weekly bonus episodes,
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go to therestishistory.com and join the club. That is therestishistory.com. Never, perhaps, has there been a more perfect example of the completeness of good fortune,
from his first appearance on the field of battle to his final and heroic death.
To Custer alone it was reserved to join a romantic life of perfect success
to a death of perfect heroism, to unite the splendors
of Austerlitz and Thermopylae, to charge like Murat, to die like Leonidas. Throughout all time
and the whole civilized world, wherever the accounts of the war are read in the glorious annals of our common country,
there will be no brighter page than that which relates the daring deeds of George A. Custer.
Ohio is proud to claim him as her son and to exalt in his name. But he was the representative of the nation, and defended
her flag, and the nation enrolls him among her heroes. But her limits are too circumscribed to
bound his fame. The time in which he lived claims him as the new Leonidas, with his noble kin slain in that wild thermopylae of the West.
So, stirring words, Dominic.
Incredibly stirring, Tom.
And they featured in an article written by Judge Richard Verhees in the Ohio Archaeological and Historical Culturally in 1906.
Yeah.
But the good judge was actually ripping off.
Oh, no.
Almost word for word, Frederick Whittaker, because I actually quoted a bit of this way back in
episode one, a long time ago.
So long ago that I've forgotten.
Yeah. So Frederick Whittaker, a writer who Custer had met in 1875 when he was in
New York, you know, dabbling in the stock exchange and all that. Yeah. In the new offices of the
Galaxy, which was the magazine that Custer was writing, you know, right the way up to his
departure for the Little Bighorn. And after his death at the Battle of the Little Bighorn,
Frederick Whittaker pumped this out, a two-volume biography of him.
So it kind of came out while, you know, the coyotes were feasting
still on the carrion at Little Bighorn.
Oh, no.
And Whittaker thought Custer was brilliant.
Yeah, clearly.
He was a great man, one of the few really great men that America has produced.
But you can see why Everhuruis would be all over that,
because Ohio is Custer's home state.
Custer's home state.
Yeah.
And Voorhees, interestingly, is a Democratic Party hack
who had served in the Civil War, as Custer had,
but then had backed President Andrew Johnson over Reconstruction,
basically against Reconstruction, as Custer had.
So it's an example of the way in which Custer's fame is politicised.
But actually, Custer then transcends that, doesn't he?
He does.
At first, he's a political figure, but actually quite soon after that,
he becomes a genuine national folk hero.
And all that stuff about an American thermopoly and the new Leonidas and stuff,
that sort of is the image of the little bighorn,
even when we were growing up, Tom, in the 70s. Absolutely. I can't remember. We've done so many episodes. Did we mention the Lady Bird book? We did, six years ago when we first started this.
Which on the cover has a long-haired custer surrounded by blue-coated members of the 7th Cavalry, crowded on a hill with the
stars and stripes flying overhead.
Fighting manfully.
All of which, as we will probably see over the course of the next two episodes, that's
probably not what happened at all.
But I think the comparison with Lenidas is fair to the extent that Custer's fame is due
to the fact that he and all his men die.
And it's not very often that that happens. Generally, people who fight battles are famous
because they win it, and certainly not because they die and everyone with them.
So this is what we're looking at today. It's the Battle of the Little Bighorn.
And does it deserve the mythic status that it has
and more importantly i suppose to what extent can the myth be mapped onto what we know about what
might actually have happened well that's the fascinating thing because it's so often in this
podcast we come up against the unknowability of the past but this has a real sense of mystery
because of course at the climactic moment, you know, everybody dies.
Everybody survives.
Yeah.
Well, certainly on the American side, of course, there are a lot of Lakota or Cheyenne warriors who are fighting at it and who do give reports.
But again, the question of how far they are to be trusted is a fascinating topic that we will explore.
Exactly.
So we ended last time on the 22nd of june custer had marched out and he was in
preoccupied form i think it's fair to say and if you remember from last time his orders are
vague they are to kind of drive the natives if he finds them to drive them up towards general
terry who will be advancing from the south.
But if he has the chance, he basically has carte blanche to go for it and to attack.
And everybody expects that he will. General Terry's men think, when we get there,
Custer will have won the day. And the only real question is whether any Indians will escape.
We keep saying Indians, actually, Tom, have degenerated.
I just think it's easier because, I mean, our perspective is, of course, that of the Americans,
because it's the Americans who generally write the accounts.
Yeah, who tell the story.
Although, as we said, we do have Native American oral accounts, by and large,
our sources are American. And so it seems sensible, I think, rather than say Lakota or Cheyenne or whatever over and over again to say Indians.
Yeah. I mean, obviously, let people understand that we.
Yeah, we know they're not from India. We do understand.
And we're conscious of the political connotations we use in the term.
Yeah. So they raise their teepees. They've been moving around, as we said last time. They're always looking for water. They're always looking for bison.
And they raise their teepees on the west bank of a river that they know is the greasy grass,
but that we call the Little Bighorn in the afternoon of the 24th of June.
About a thousand teepees there in semicircles.
Everybody says this is the most gorgeous spot.
So Nathaniel Philbrick in his book with the, shall we say, the slight hyperbole for which works of American nonfiction are renowned,
one of the most hauntingly beautiful valleys in the world, he says. Do you think that's true,
Tom? You've been there. It is very beautiful, but it's also quite hard to get a handle on it.
You know, it's full of ravines and bluffs and things as well. So should I just give a,
I think it's really,
really difficult even when you have a book in front of you with a map or video, let alone a
podcast. You're going to give us a little geography lesson, are you? No, I'm not, but I'm just the
setting where the village is, that it's by the Bighorn River and the village is on the side
where the plain is, obviously. So they're open flats. There are trees and undergrowth that
run along the side of the river. And on the opposite side of the river, there are bluffs.
And it's quite difficult to get down from those bluffs to the river. And there are certain
fording points. And those bluffs are scored by ravines. So it is possible if you are, say, a Lakota warrior to climb up that ravine
and not be seen. Equally, it is quite difficult if you're on a horse to come down it. There are
only certain approaches down to the river, so that's important. And also to say that the Little
Bighorn is fed by a creek and that the 7th Cavalry, as it
is approaching the Bighorn, is coming down that creek.
Yeah, exactly right, Tom.
So just try and keep that in your head.
So it's a beautiful spot on the banks of the river, as you say.
There are now about 7,000 to 8,000 Native Americans in the village.
Of them, and there are obviously lots of women and children,
so about 1,800 of them, maybe 2,000 are warriors. But obviously the presence of women and children
very, very important. Of course. As it was at the Weshita. Which people will remember, yeah.
Where Custer rounded up women and children and that played a huge part in his victory there.
Exactly. Now, the interesting thing is that it's not just non-treaty,
anti-treaty Indians who are in the village. There are lots of Lakota who have actually come from the
reservation. And here is another sign of the unanticipated consequences of President Grant's
sort of sinister plan to force a war on the Lakota. When they had tried to buy the black hills loads of people had flocked into these big
meetings to discuss you know to put pressure on them not to sell you know the chiefs not to sell
so that population in the reservation had really swollen as it would anyway over the winter
and there's enormous pressure for food and resources and there's not enough food to go
around now normally what would happen is that as soon as was possible warriors would go out enormous pressure for food and resources and there's not enough food to go around. Now normally
what would happen is that as soon as was possible warriors would go out and hunt buffalo to make up
for the shortfall and they would use guns from the agency but because Grant's administration know that
war is coming they have banned the agents on the reservation from giving out guns. So they can't go hunting.
And that is why, almost in kind of desperation,
they flock to Sitting Bull's village,
which means that in due course,
Custer and co. will be facing far greater numbers
than they had possibly envisaged.
But also the victory at the Rosebud,
which Crazy Horse had won over General Crook's army, which we talked about
in the previous episode, that also will have had an immense resonance, won't it?
Totally.
I mean, basically the sense, you know, if you want to have fun, come and join us.
Of course.
And a sense of invulnerability.
That this spring, uniquely, it's all happening.
We're going to be in a great position.
Everybody is going.
It's such a large village now. I mean, most historians say this is one of the largest
gatherings of Native Americans in the entire history of the Great Plains. Because normally,
they're so nomadic, so scattered, 8,000 people in one place. And the warriors think no one would
attack such a large village. of course the american units are not
enormous there are like a thousand people here a thousand people there we outnumber them by such a
big margin there's no way they're going to attack us they're still celebrating their victory at the
rosebud they've been holding victory feasts and dances and kind of you know storytelling sessions
and having a great laugh for days there's a wonderful account
by a guy called wooden leg wooden leg died in 1940 so i mean that gives you a sense of it's
amazing isn't it yeah incredible he died during the second world war and he gave his recollections
in 1903 and he i think he was very young at the time. And he said, you know, my friends and I were just interested in basically chasing girls.
Chasing the girls.
All that kind of thing.
Oh my God, Tom.
That was one of the most terrifying things that's ever happened in the history.
The rest is history.
Yeah.
That's, what was it?
You know, the guys who went around in the pickup truck.
Dukes of Hazzard.
I was about to say, is it the Dukes of Hazzard?
Yeah, it's the Dukes of Hazzard.
I can't believe the Dukes of Hazzard have appeared in this story.
Yes. And the general sense is, you know know we're out of the white man's country no one can touch us we're going to have a great laugh there are lots
of games for the children the only person who really has a sense of foreboding is of course
sitting bull sitting bull goes up that evening sunset the 24th of June. He goes up a sort of a knoll and he leaves gifts
for the great spirit, Wacken Tanker, a buffalo robe, a pipe and some tobacco. And he does this
sort of prayer and he says, please look after the tribe, guard us against calamities. Maybe
because he's been around a bit, he knows the Americans are not going away.
Well, also he's been given a vision, hasn't he?
He has been given a vision, of course, Tom. I was discounting the vision.
Well, also, I mean, he's in a good deal of pain because he's had bits of his arms removed.
God almighty, yeah. So there's a description of him at the Battle of the Rosebud, and it's
basically his arms. He can't use his arms because they're covered in blood.
Yeah, he's not really fighting. Now, meanwhile, of course,
that very day, Custer is coming. Custer has about 660 men. 30 of them or so are officers.
About 40 of them, 45 of them are guides of various kinds or scouts. The majority of the enlisted men who are actually, without being mean to them, pretty useless.
Well, so about 30% have never once fired a carbine is the estimate.
Yeah.
I mean, bonkers.
He is dressed, of course, in his finery, in his buckskin jacket, in his big hat.
He wears the sort of red scarf and his neck, the red kind of cravat that he had worn in the Civil War.
Quite a lot of them are wearing straw hats.
Yeah.
So there's a guy on the Yellowstone who's been selling them straw hats.
And one of the guys who's wearing a straw hat is Major Reno.
Straw hats is not the look, is it really?
So they're not wearing blue coats.
No.
By and large, too hot.
Yeah.
Most of them, I mean, unless you're wearing buckskin like Custer and
Tom Custer and so on, are wearing white shirts.
Yeah. Now he is in a hurry, Custer, as we said last time. He now knows he's not really going to get back before
the Democratic Convention because that actually opens in, I think, three days time. But with luck,
he might just be able to get back before the 4th of July celebration in Philadelphia. At the very
least, if he's quick, the news of his victory
will be able to get back and he will be the star. He will be the talk of the centennial exhibition.
And that would be a very big thing for him with his political career and his kind of financial
hopes. And of course, he needs to go on that lecture tour to pay off the debts that he has
to these various financiers. So he's pushing his men that June the 24th. So
the day that the Lakota established their camp, Custer has pushed his men 28 miles through the
dust. The sun is beating down now. They are very bedraggled and knackered. They have great problems
with the pack train. So stuff keeps falling off the back of the mules. But also mules don't go as
fast as horses.
No.
I mean, I'll tell you one thing.
He's probably thinking, thank God we didn't bring those Gatling guns because they really have slowed us down.
Yeah.
They are now following what they think of the trails through the Rosebud Valley.
It is obvious that there are lots of different trails.
Of course there are because so many people are joining the village.
And some of the scouts, we talked in a previous episode about bloody knife the guy who'd
been bullied by uh the lakota tom yeah by gall wasn't he yeah by gall the flash the flashman of
the lakota yeah and he is among the scouts so bloody knife says to custer that evening it looks
like there are going to be a lot of you you know, this is a big group of people.
And word of this gets around.
So at one point, Custer's orderly, John Burtman, who we mentioned a few times,
hears Custer say, there are a lot of them.
There are more of them than we figured.
And Burtman says slightly anxiously, not too many of them to lick though.
And Custer immediately smiles.
Well, we'll get them.
Yee-haw.
Yeah.
What the seventh can't lick, the US Army couldn't lick.
Yeah.
And he absolutely, now whether he's just saying that or whether he believes it.
I'm sure he believes it.
I think he believes it.
But Bloody Knife, I mean, he thinks he's going to die, doesn't he?
I shall not see the sun.
Yeah.
He says.
Exactly as you would expect somebody to say in a Western.
And he does say it.
Or somebody in a kind of Homeric epic, Tom.
Yeah.
It has some of those qualities, doesn't it?
Well, as we will see, there is an element of Greek tragedy to Bloody Knife's fate.
Definitely.
So that evening they rest.
Some of the lieutenants, this is a very buried detail, Tom, I don't know if you spotted this,
but they are singing the doxology.
I did. I don't actually know what the dox, but they are singing the doxology. I did.
I don't actually know what the doxology is.
What is the doxology?
It's kind of hymn.
It's hymns.
Yeah.
I mean, you sing it in a hymnic form.
Right.
So Custer's just staring into space.
He's just exhausted and worried, anxious, in a hurry.
But probably not about the battle.
No.
I mean, just to reiterate that, he's worried about his financial and political prospects.
Yeah.
And at nine o'clock that night, 24th, so this is only a few hours after Sitting Bull has
gone up and done that prayer, some Crow Scouts gallop into the camp and say, amazing news.
We have found what we are certain is the principal Lakota trail, and it is leading out of the
Rosebud Valley to the west towards the Little Bighorn.
So brilliant. Now Custer,
of course, doesn't have to attack. He could just kind of shadow them and push them up towards General Terry. But there's no doubt in anybody's mind that when he comes to the crunch, he's going
to go for it. He's a striker in on goal, Tom. He's going to take the shot.
Yeah, he's a goal hanger.
Very good.
That's what he does.
So it takes him 20 minutes to make up his mind.
At 9.20, he says to the head of the scouts,
who's a guy called Lieutenant Varnum,
or Lieutenant Varnum, as he would be called in the wilds of the West, of the Old West.
He says, go back with the scouts.
There's a prominent position you should be able to see. We will will follow i will bring up the troops you know let's let's do this now
so we're on the evening of the 24th his plan is he will march overnight then on the 25th they will
rest and they will attack just before dawn on the 26th and from various angles as they had done at the
washita exactly he will do his old trick that worked before it worked before the washita the
very controversial battle or massacre depending on your viewpoint and so his troops will be very
well rested because although they will have done the midnight march they will have the whole of the
day and the night to rest,
and then they'll attack the following day at dawn.
That is the plan.
But obviously that requires the Indians not to realise
that the 7th Cavalry are approaching.
Of course.
So he pushes them overnight on the midnight march.
I mean, the details of it are pretty grue mean, they're pretty gruelling even to read.
They do 12 miles and they stop.
They have coffee, then they do five more miles.
Then they stop again.
Then they do another 12 miles to get down to the river
and they halt just before daylight on the 25th.
So thank goodness they are knackered,
but they should be able to rest for the day
and for the evening and then attack the following day.
So it's dawn now on the 25th of June.
At that point, Lieutenant Varnum, the head of the scouts,
sends some scouts back.
He says the crows have seen a massive village,
a tremendous village on the Little Bighorn.
Custer goes ahead, leaving his men behind.
He goes up to a sort of spot called the crow's nest.
So it's about nine o'clock now on the Sunday morning, the 25th.
Then he looks out and he actually, he can't see the village.
He's kind of squinting.
Partly because the spurs of the bluffs are sticking out.
Oh, in the way.
Exactly.
But the scouts say, no, no, no, it's absolutely there.
I think it's important that he can't see it because he doesn't really have a sense of
the size.
How big it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One of the chief scouts is a guy called
Mitch Boyer or Boyer. I don't know how you pronounce his name. He says to him, General,
if you don't find more Indians in that valley than you ever saw together, then you can hang me.
And Custer, who's feeling a bit of pressure, the pressure of the haste, he snaps at him and he says
it would do a damn sight of good to hang you now, wouldn't it? And other people are surprised because Custer never swears.
It's the first time they've heard him use the word damn, actually.
It's not because he's worried that he's going to be beaten, that there are too many of them for him.
Because, in fact, Bloody Knife says to him, you know, there may be enough Sue there to keep us fighting two or three days.
And Custer says, dismissively, kind of chuckles and says, I guess we'll have to get
through them in one day. Yeah. You know, Custer is in a hurry. He thinks it can be done. His only
anxiety is that they'll split, they'll scatter. He'll miss out on his victory. Totally. Now,
of course, at that point, he's planning to wait so everyone can rest. But first of all, the crows
say, we've seen Lakotas kind of on the horizon. We think they may have spotted us. You know, we should attack right away.
We can't afford to wait.
They will know.
But then Tom Custer, his brother, says, there's been a bit of a mishap.
One of the mules dropped its load.
The load kind of fell off, and the biscuit's hardtack fell on the ground.
And when we went back to get it, we found some cheyenne kind of scrabbling around
eating the biscuits and we've scared them off but clearly they're going to go back to this big camp
and say that there are soldiers in the vicinity and at that point custer makes up his mind we're
not going to rest crack on we just have to do it now now i think this is actually it's one thing
that i think most of the books that i've read don't probably bring out enough. How tired they are. They must be shattered.
Yeah. Of course, adrenaline will later course through their veins. They'll be all excited,
but they must feel, their legs must feel like lead after walking for-
Well, Dominic, as an old Great Plains hand, I can tell you, you don't want to be scrabbling over the scree and the scrub.
Not for all hours.
Even a hardy veteran of nighttime walks like me.
Right.
Is that what Great Plains veterans say?
Yeah.
It's tough.
Okay.
Crikey.
Well, it's great to have somebody on the show who really understands that.
Yeah.
You've walked the terrain though, haven't you, Tom?
I've walked the terrain. You know the ground. I've walked the really understands. Yeah. You've walked the terrain though, haven't you, Tom? I've walked the terrain.
You know the ground.
I've walked the bluffs.
Yeah.
I've walked the gulches.
Okay.
Rattler Creek.
Surely they're all called like Gobbler's Gulch or something like that, aren't they?
Yeah, that kind of thing.
Okay.
Some of the scouts say to Custer, hold on.
Just hold on a second before you rush in.
Just have a quick think.
It's a very big village
are you sure you want to do this this guy mitch boyer says it and custer is you know i've got
this you know i know what i'm doing there's also a very enigmatic scout isn't there who i think was
along with bloody knife custer's favorite charlie reynolds who was known as lonesome charlie yeah
because he was always on his own.
And he'd been born a gentleman and he confessed this to Libby Custer and then got embarrassed about it and didn't say anything.
So very taciturn, very solitary.
And he says, it's the biggest bunch of Indians I've ever seen.
He's nervous.
Yeah.
You see, I don't think Custer is.
I think he has such self-confidence,
but also confidence in the US Army against Native Americans.
He's got confidence in himself, hasn't he?
It does. I think the combination of those two things, enormous self-confidence in battle, but also it just doesn't enter his head.
They're savages.
That they could possibly be beaten.
Seventh Cavalry are the representatives of industrial civilization.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. I think it's that racial arrogance that we talked about. It's kind of Isla Anduano in the
British context. Totally is. It's the British in South Africa or something. So just before midday,
about 1145, they start down the divide between the creek and the Little Big Horn River, the
Seventh Cavalry. And after about half a mile, Custer calls the two very disputatious officers that he has with him, Major Reno and Captain Benteen.
And he says, right, we're going to divide up now because we obviously cannot allow anyone to get away.
The last thing we want is to lose Sitting Bull, lose Crazy Horse, whoever, because they've scattered.
And this remains his consideration
totally so not oh my god there are you know thousands and thousands we'd better concentrate
our force it's still we need to divide our forces so that we can cast as wide a net as possible
even though his forces i mean his force is going to be massively outnumbered but he divides it up into four parts first of all
there is going to be a group of about 130 men with the pack train with the mules and stuff and
they're in the rear and they're already starting to fall behind at this point they are exactly so
forget them they're being too slow leave them the rest will be divided into three parts about 175 men will be with major reno about 115 men will be with captain bentine
and about 200 or 220 men will be with custer and custer says reno and i will take our two groups
down this creek to the little bighorn bentine i want you to go and sort of scout off to the left
i mean it seems pretty clear. Benteen claims,
because he hated Custer, he said, Custer was doing this to get me out of action. He didn't
want me to have any of the glory. Custer never liked me and I never liked him. What a bad man
Custer was. I don't think that's right at all. I think clearly what Custer is doing is he wants
Benteen to be off to the left so that if the natives try to escape to the sort of southwest,
Bentin will be there to round them up.
So that Bentin will sort of not quite encircle them, but he'll be kind of lurking in that area,
sweeping them up.
Yeah, kind of blocking off their flank.
Exactly.
Meanwhile, he and Reno are going to go down to the river or thereabouts,
and then he will make his dispositions when he sees the village and whatnot.
Now, at that point, a crow says to Custer,
hold on, do not divide your men.
There are too many of the enemy for us, even if we stay together.
If you're going to fight, you must keep us all together.
And Custer snaps again at him and says,
you do the scouting, I do the fighting.
And there's this story again. Is it one of you do the scouting, I do the fighting.
And there's this story again.
Is it one of the folk myths, Tom, that springs up?
I like to think not.
That the crow starts painting his face.
Custer says, why are you painting your face?
And the crow says,
it's actually too good to be true, isn't it? Because the crow says, you and I are going home today
and by a trail that is strange to us both.
But Custer's soldiers don't think that.
Yeah, they're full of fun, aren't they?
Custer's soldiers are in great spirits.
And as they move off, they are joking.
They will soon be looking at a captured sitting bull.
Take him to the centennial.
Yeah, they say, can't wait.
We'll be back in time for the centennial and we will be able to take Sitting Bull with us as our prisoner.
But will they? Let's find out after the break.
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And we are approaching the Battle of the Little Bighorn.
And Dominic, should we just approaching the Battle of the Little Bighorn. And Dominic,
should we just give a sketch of the strategic situation? It's midday. The 7th Cavalry are some
12, maybe 15 miles from the great Indian village. They are going to approach the village by going
down a creek. And that creek will join with the Bighorn River. That's right. And then riding up the Bighorn River, there's this plain.
The village is obviously on the plain.
And then on the other side of the Bighorn River, there are these bluffs, these kind of raised stretches.
So if you're riding along the riverbank, the village is kind of on your left, on the left-hand side in the distance.
And then on the right-hand side are the bluffs, the kind of hills on the right, overlooking the river. So Custer has divided his men up. He's preparing a three-pronged advance,
basically. So Custer is going to ride on the right-hand side of the creek. Reno is going to
be in the middle and he'll be riding down on the left-hand side of the creek. And then Benteen is
going to be on the left and he will be sweeping
outwards across the heights that stretch to check that there aren't any villages there, to check
that people aren't fleeing, to try and cut them off if they are. And this is the state of play
and off they go. And already they are starting to leave the pack animals with the ammunition
behind, which is important.
So that's exactly right.
But at this point, the four groups of the 7th Cavalry can all see each other.
They can indeed.
And Custer and Reno are moving together at this point, by the way.
They will divide up completely later on.
So they are moving at a brisk pace, brisk kind of walk.
It's hot.
It's very hot, in fact.
So a lot of men are
dropping gear, are taking off their kind of over shirts and things.
It's not a day to be wearing buckskin.
No, it's definitely not. They see in the distance, they start to see groups of warriors,
very small groups who are riding off.
Yeah, but it's like approaching a hornet's nest, isn't it? And starting to see the odd
hornet drifting around you.
Yeah, exactly. And actually, at one point, they say a group of about 50't it and starting to see the odd hornet drifting around you yeah exactly and
actually at one point they say group of about 50 who turn and seem to ride back and there's a dust
cloud and it's at that point that one of the translators seeing the dust cloud he rides up to
a knoll and he looks out and he shouts to custer he says there are your indians running like devils
now that's important because custer doesn't want them to run. He really ideally
would have loved to attack the following day at dawn because he would have the element of surprise.
So at that point, he thinks, okay, if they're running, this is the point now with Tom in which
he divides with Reno because he wants to basically spread out as much as possible.
So it's now about 2.30 and he says to Reno,
right, you go ahead now on that left-hand side of the river.
I'm going to go up higher on the right-hand side.
Now, we don't know exactly what he's planning at this point.
Is he planning to come back down to support Reno?
Is he planning to kind of circle around and attack the village from the other side?
I think probably that.
Attack the village, yeah. I think the kind of, you know, two jaws closing the other side i think probably that attack the village yeah i think the kind of you know two jaws closing in yeah i think that's very plausible
but he hasn't told reno this no it's not quite clear because obviously it does depend on the
the topography and it depends on the state of play with the village yeah so he's not yet
able to decide but i'm guessing that would be his hope. Yeah. So at that point, at the point that he makes that decision to split up,
the core of the 7th Cavalry is now split into three parts,
none of which really knows what the others are planning.
Yeah. And also, it's starting to separate because by this point,
Benteen is galloping off into rugged terrain quite a long way to the left of the rest of the cavalry.
But also because Custer has gone up on the heights, it's harder for him.
And so Reno, who is down by the creek, can advance faster.
Yes. So Reno now pushes ahead.
Now we talked about Reno before in the last episode.
What did they call him?
The scouts called him the
man with the dark face or something like that didn't they yes because everything always goes
wrong and he's miserable and he's a drinker he is undoubtedly drinking yeah I mean he's got his hip
flask so as they splash across the ford to get onto that left hand side of the little bighorn
he takes a long draught from his whiskey flask and he snaps at one of his troopers. And
from this point on was whenever troopers are being interviewed later on, they'd say, you know, Reno
becomes increasingly irascible, erratic, slurring his words. He's feeling the pressure.
And it's very, very hot.
Yeah.
And kind of necking whiskey.
And they've been up all night. They've been marching.
I mean, when I was out in the bluffs, I wouldn't have done that.
Well, that's the comparison that hangs over this whole story, isn't it?
Between you and Major Reno.
So Reno advances.
It's just after three o'clock.
And three o'clock is about when they reach the Big Horn.
Yeah.
So the creek joins with the Big Horn.
Yeah.
And Reno's men splash across the river, don't they?
And there ahead of them is this great expanse of grassland.
Yeah.
Fringed with trees.
Well, so this vast village, which is two miles long, is to the left of the trees that run along the side of the river.
Yeah. And then on the far side of the river are the bluffs
that Custer is kind of starting to approach.
Yes.
So Reno says to his men, right, ahead is the village.
They've been going at a kind of trot.
They start to accelerate now into a gallop.
They're getting greater speed.
And he says to them charge charge at the village this
is our chance this is our moment now again one of his privates says he delivered this order
and a very slurred voice taking another swig from his flask now this is the first time many of them
have done this they are very inexperienced. Well, including, of course, Reno.
Yeah.
But Reno had had this experience of charging in the Civil War and then discovering that he'd been suckered into an ambush.
Yeah.
And they begin to charge.
As they approach, as they come a little bit closer, Reno starts to make out through the dust the extent of this
village. Just how vast it is. And it is clear, the seconds go by, they're charging, they're
charging, they're galloping. It's there in the distance. And he starts to think, there are
hundreds of these teepees. This is a big deal. Now, he had thought probably that they were
scattering even at this point. Remember what that scout had said? There are Indians running like devils.
Yeah. And he sent his scouts to his left to try and round up the ponies as they had done at the Weshita. But I mean, there are so many horses. I mean, just countless numbers of them. Yeah, hundreds and hundreds. So at that point, now 600 yards short of the beginning of the village,
which is the Honkpapa teepees.
So that is Sitting Bull's people.
Sitting Bull's people.
Reno clearly loses his confidence in the charge.
Well, he doesn't lose his bottle, does he?
Because he's still got that.
No, he's still got his bottle.
But he loses his courage.
Yes, he does.
He says, okay, halt, slow down, stop. Right. We will actually take the horses
into the trees. We will dismount and we will form what's called a skirmish line across the kind of
grassland. So there's about 95 troopers. We'll form this line and we will open fire on the village.
And just to say that that line, one side is guarded by the river.
Yeah.
But the other one is open.
Yes, exactly.
So it can be outflanked.
Now, Dominic, this is the question.
Should he have continued to charge?
Because Custer would undoubtedly have charged.
That's a good question, Tom.
I hadn't thought of that.
Custer would have expected him in that situation that he should charge.
And it's intriguing that
there is a hung papa woman who was interviewed in 1883. And she said that if Reno had carried on,
if he had smashed in, if he'd taken them by surprise, because they are taking them by surprise,
then perhaps everyone would have been put into flight. And that I think is the great imponderable.
I mean, I wouldn't have done it. I would have turned tail. No question about that. You'd have panicked.
But I think Custer would have done it. And it may be that it's a failure of Custer's generalship.
To entrust it to Reno.
That maybe he should have been on the other side.
That's a really good point, Tom. I hadn't thought of that. Because of course,
although Reno and his men, if there are fewer than 200 of them against thousands upon thousands of warriors,
they're outnumbered.
But the sheer shock and momentum.
Panic breeds its own momentum, doesn't it?
And of course, charging at the women and children would create even more panic.
Which is what they wanted.
Yes.
Because the women are right in front of them.
Well, here's your answer.
It couldn't have gone worse for them than it did.
So it might have been worth a try.
Yeah.
Because actually, the funny thing is, when they dismount and they form this skirmish line and
they start aiming their weapons their carbines all the accounts are that at that stage none of them
have lost i mean maybe reno has but the others have not lost confidence they are joking and
laughing they're exchanging banter about their shooting. There is no sense
that they're in a mess at this point. And they're actually firing away very incompetently.
They are wasting their bullets because, as you said, the ammunition packs are miles back.
They are drinking while they're shooting. Madness.
But also, I mean, lots of these people have never, you know, we said,
have never fired their carbines before. And now they are, and it seems to be going well.
They're having a great time.
And then isn't this the point where it is said some of them turn around and see Custer.
Yes.
On the far side of the river, up on the heights.
And he supposedly takes his hat off and waves it.
Yeah.
And then rides off.
I mean, it's debated, and I've read various accounts about whether it was possible to have seen someone.
Reno said he didn't see Custer and denied that anyone could have seen him.
But some of them say, I definitely saw Custer waving his hat at us.
It's plausible, right?
Yeah.
It's plausible that he would have seen them and waved his hat to encourage them.
Great.
They're getting stuck in.
You know, this is what I want to see.
We will never know.
I mean, as with so
much of this it's a bit of a mystery now meanwhile people might be wondering well what on earth are
the natives doing the answer is that they have actually been having a lovely day in the sunshine
you know kind of children playing and all that kind of thing they've heard rumors of troops but
they haven't really taken it terribly seriously. And actually, it's only
when suddenly a Hunkpapa guy, a kind of village crier, shouts out, they're coming, they're coming,
that they're beginning to charge, the charges are coming, that they kind of wake up. And then they
hear gunshots, gunfire. Some of the poles of the teepees shatter, splinters flying everywhere.
And women and children get killed, and among them are wives of Gaul.
Yeah.
Gaul loses two wives and three children in the first volley of gunfire.
So suddenly people are running for their weapons.
They have to put on their war paint.
Now, of course, the war paint is not just for show.
They want to have tokens of their power, of their medicine.
So they have to get their stuff. They have to get ready, and they're all rushing around.
Crazy Horse takes his time, doesn't he, Tom? He really does. Rather than kind of rushing,
he communes. He's kind of communing with the spirits, all that kind of stuff.
And all his men, his warriors warriors his followers are waiting for him
he keeps them waiting then he comes out you know he's as unadorned as ever maybe even more so he's
making a point of his simplicity yeah hair is loose you know his signature spots on his face
and his lightning bolt harry potter style lightning bolt damage yeah. And then he gets on his horse and the cry starts to go up first among
his men. And then throughout the entire expanse of the village, crazy horse is coming and crazy
horse is coming. Yeah. What a moment. Now, by this point, some of the warriors have already
charged at Reno's soldiers. Some people estimate as many as 500 had charged out of the camp.
And actually,
Reno's soldiers, just standing there, still drinking and thinking this is a great lark.
Like a duck shoot.
Kind of fire at them and actually repulsed them, drove them back, that first wave.
Because at this point, I think they've only lost one person, haven't they? And he's just
been wounded.
Yeah. At this point, they still have this sense of invulnerability.
So about 3 30 now
yeah so at about this point more people you know come out of that kind of flooding out of the
village crazy horse of course among them and reno i think you can argue sensibly tom thinks actually
there's only 95 of us there because as you rightly said, they can be outflanked on one side.
He says, we should retreat into, all the American books call it the timber.
I think in English, in English English, we would call it a copse or a kind of little
wood or something.
They retreat into the trees.
Now, some of Reno's men are baffled by this at this point, because as they say, they've
only lost one guy wounded and they are quite worried now that he's drunk a lot. So they retreat into the wood in quite a shambolic, disorganized way.
But still all right. I mean, they're still holding the line and they get into the wood
and they hold it for about 20 minutes.
They do. There are arrows flying into the wood. There are bullets flying into the wood.
The question is, could they have held out in that wood? Custer, of course, in his earlier campaigns,
I think we talked about in the Yellowstone River campaign, he had held out against far greater-
But then he had had people coming to his rescue, I suppose.
Yeah. But they don't know that they won't have people coming to their rescue.
Right.
Ventine could come. Custer could come.
Anyway, it's the usual stuff.
So individual Lakota are sort of crawling forward rather to set fire to the grass to kind of smoke them out.
More and more hours of flying in.
Not that long after they've entered the wood, Reno seems to have thought, okay, I'm not
going to be able to sustain this.
We have to get back across
the river and maybe up towards where Custer is or something of that ilk. Find a more defensible
position, basically. And he says to his men, we need to mount up. Now, from this point onwards,
the chronology is a little bit uncertain, the order of events, but I think it seems plausible
that it's about that moment. It's the fog of war, Dominic. It is the fog of war. That's very
profound, Tom. Thank you. We've had a lot of storm clouds, but not the fog of war. Now we've got the fog. Because he doesn't
have a trumpeter, does he? He doesn't. This is the huge problem. So he shouts, he's shouting orders
to his men. Of course, in the chaos, not all of them can hear him. And in a very disorganized way,
some of them stop shooting and start to get on their horses. And of course, that makes them very
vulnerable. And it's at that point that a group of warriors under a guy called Iron Hawk seem to have
broken into the wood and fired at them kind of at point blank range.
And it's at that point that one of those shots hits the scout bloody knife in the head.
And effectively, part of his head explodes.
So brain, blood and skull.
In Reno's face.
Yeah.
So Reno is temporarily blinded by and covered in Bloody Knife's brain.
And he's already lost it before this, hasn't he?
Because he's kind of saying, mount up.
Get off your horses.
Get back on them.
And then Bloody Knife's head explodes all over him. And at that point, he's like, he just goes. off your horses go back on them oh god and then bloody knife's
head explodes
all over him
and at that point
he's like
he just goes
ahhh
he does
you've basically
done him as
Kingsley Amos
which is not
what I was
expecting at all
anyway
and his hat
falls off
his straw hat
and he just
starts strouting
you know
run for your lives
get out of here
scramble the hills yeah it's terrible for your lives. Get out of here. Scram for the
hills. Yeah, it's terrible.
We've got to get out of here.
It's a terrible scene. Yeah. It's a shocking
scene. And everyone panics.
Oh, shit. Everybody panics.
He's panicked. And somebody literally
shouts, every man for himself.
It is like something from a film.
So the Anpapa woman
who was interviewed in 1883,
she again is very, very contemptuous of this. So this is the one who said that he should have
charged. And she says, you know, this is pathetic. She was disgusted by the conduct of these whites
saying that they must have been seized with panic worse than that which seized her own people.
And she's speaking as a woman and it's fine for women to run, but she thinks that they...
They've behaved in an unmanly manner.
Well, they're behaving worse than the women who'd been running in the camp.
Yeah. I mean, there was then this utterly chaotic nightmare, it must have been nightmarish,
flight. They just are running or riding out of the woods, back to the Ford,
sobbing, screaming in total desperation.
And there's a problem with the ford.
Yeah.
Getting on the other side, there are heights.
So one side you can go in, okay, but on the far bank, there are heights.
And essentially, there is one quite narrow place where you can climb up onto the other side.
And so, of course, everyone starts bunching there.
And although over the process of scrabbling, the access point widens, it obviously provides a focus.
It's a choke point.
A choke point for the young papa marksman to take people out. So that's hideous. And meanwhile,
people are being left behind and there are some really terrible accounts.
Oh, terrible. There's this boy called Black Elk. He's 13 years old, and this is a great moment for him. We talked when we introduced Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull of those rituals of entering manhood, counting coup, scalping, getting your kill, injured, writhing around. Black Elk, who's been riding behind the
kind of grown-up warriors, he sees this one guy writhing on the ground and a warrior shouts and
says, boy, get off your horse and scalp him. And Black Elk gets down and he starts to scalp this
bloke, starts to kind of cut into his hair and his skin. And it doesn't come off easily, does it?
Because it's quite closely cropped. No, it doesn't come off easily. Well, also because the guy's still alive. So the guy,
he says he began to grind his teeth at him and Black Elk finds this very annoying. So he gets
out his pistol and shoots this bloke in the head and then continues his work of scalping him.
I mean, there's another story that Black Elk tells. Again, after he's done this,
he joins with a band of warriors again. And there's this soldier
who's hidden in a clump of mulberry bushes. And he's trying to escape, going this way and that,
trying to find a way out. And the boys are all running behind him, shooting arrows into the
bushes. And Black Elk says it was like hunting a rabbit. And they know that he's in there because occasionally they hear him go,
ow!
He kind of gets hit by an arrow.
And finally they get bored of this, even though they've been quite enjoying it.
And so they set fire to the grass and the bushes,
and he comes running out and then they all kill him.
So, I mean, that's not a nice way to go.
It's pretty terrifying.
Yeah.
So those men who do get across the river they're scrabbling up the
bank it's eight feet high i mean imagine the desperation is just trying to scrabble your way
up and then it's kind of made of clay so it's kind of bits are coming off and you're sinking
backwards and as the blood spills it's going kind of gooey yeah anyway so reno of course is at the
top he has led the flight because he's full of panic he gets to the top of this hill
which ends up being called reno hill doesn't it and um he looks like someone from apocalypse now
or something yeah he's put a bandana on a red bandana his eyes are wild well people say that
he's frothing at the mouth yeah and he's kind of running around in a frenzy not knowing where to go
yeah yeah i, just terrible.
And loads of men,
as soon as they get to the top of the hill,
they're crying.
They're in a terrible mess.
And there's one guy who's actually just two years out of West Point,
Second Lieutenant Luther Hare.
He did not bring shame on the stars and stripes.
He did not.
The battle flag of liberty flew over his head.
He did not stain it.
He was not necking whiskey.
Ken Burns joins us now.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
If we've got to die, let's die here like men.
Don't run off like a pack of whipped curs.
You see, in another context, Tom, in the context of the Titanic,
we would take sentiments like that very seriously.
I'm taking it seriously because this is i mean awful awful yeah stuff so many people are dying so what kind of about 80 are
left from 150 or something i don't know yeah 120 i mean some of them are dead but some of them are
just wounded and so they're all lying out in the river on the banks or on the plane and of course
there are warriors whose job it is essentially to
mutilate them, not just kill, but to mutilate and torture them. And Reno does not go back.
Reno really disgraces himself at this point because some of his men say,
we can hear them moaning and crying down below. We should go and try and at least get some of
them out. And Reno says it's unbelievably if you care so
much about them go do it yourself and sergeant white said afterwards this had a discouraging
effect on the men right because they're looking down and they are seeing the mutilation of their
friends their drinking buddies their comrades we talked earlier about how there's a quality of
greek tragedy about the fate of bloody knife. So his
face has been half blown up, a bit like President Kennedy at Dallas. And these two young girls,
on Papa Sisters, they find this body and they saw the head off. And because he's got his hair in
braids and one of the girls takes one braid and one of them takes the other.
And they walk with this head up to the village and they show mummy.
Look, mummy, look what we've got.
And the mother looks at the head and she recognizes it as bloody knives, even though it's been maimed because of the ornaments and stuff.
And she can do this because she is his
sister and so the little girls have picked up and severed off the head of their own uncle golly so
i mean that's very that's very aeschylus isn't it yeah it is and the other terrible stories are told
about this scout called isaiah dorman oh this is a shocking story tom yeah he's
the only black man in the the battle of little bighorn and i think he's he's a freed slave isn't
he who ends up living he married a lakota woman with the lakota he marries a lakota woman yeah
and he is said once to have done sitting bull a favor and so what happens in the battle is that
he's fighting his horse gets shot rolls traps him it, breaks his leg so he can't escape.
And warriors start gathering around him.
And among them is Sitting Bull.
And he's supposed to have called out to Sitting Bull saying, look, you know, I'm going to die.
Could you just get me some water before I die?
And Sitting Bull goes and gets him water and gives it to him and then walks off.
But Sitting Bull is supposed to have said, don't kill that man.
He's a friend of mine to some of the others.
Well, that is one account, but there are other equally plausible accounts that he doesn't
say anything.
And he leaves poor Dorman to the ministrations of the women who have gathered around him.
And he's supposed to have had a coffee pot and a kind of mug with him.
I'm not quite sure how he had that.
Anyway.
Well, Custer's got a toothbrush with him, remember?
I suppose that's true.
And Reno's got his hip flask.
Yeah.
But the women get hold of them and they squeeze blood into the coffee pot and mug.
They're supposed to have shot his legs.
So kind of stabbed his legs, smashed him with stone hammers, cut him open with knives, tortured him really, really horribly.
And the reason for this is that he's seen as a traitor because he had lived in the village.
So he'd done Sitting Bull a favour, but he deserved all the horrors that were visited on him. And there's a kind of a twist to this, that three years after the Battle
of the Little Bighorn, his wife, the Lakota woman, who was called She-Owl, turned up at a military
depot and asked for his back wages, and they gave her $91.
Yeah, his fate is really, really horrific, isn't it? I mean, you actually spared
us, unusually for you. You spared us some of the goriest details, probably just as well.
So Reno and his guys are on the hill in a panic. The injured men have been hideously mutilated,
but it's about that point that Sitting Bull says to some of the others,
there are more soldiers coming. We need to get back to the village we
should be telling the squaws to pack up the lodges because we're going to have to get away because
there are more soldiers and this of course raises the issue of Custer so we should just finish by
talking about while this has been going on of course Custer has been on the other side of the
river now Custer had said vaguely to Reno I will support you but nobody knows what that means
even perhaps they didn't know what it meant because they had to see how the situation developed
probably Custer was going to as we talked about was he going to perhaps go down to the village
attack the village from another angle while Reno was doing his charge. I think that must have been his plan. Yeah.
So at about three o'clock, at the point where Reno shouts charge for the first time,
Custer at that point seems to have got his first proper look at the village, to have gone up onto the sort of high ground of the bluffs. And some of his men who were with him say that
they could see this big village.
Custer must at this point have been delighted.
The village isn't scattering.
Yeah.
I mean, this is going to be brilliant.
It's all there.
Thousands of them.
He'll get them.
His luck has held.
Custer's luck has held yet again.
Yeah.
As one account, one of the many biographers of Custer says, it was the Washita times 10,
perhaps even times 100.
It would be the greatest victory of his career.
And his men cheered.
We know that they cheered when they saw the size of this village.
And Custer actually said, hold your horses in.
There will be plenty of them there for all of us.
So he takes off his hat.
He waves his hat. This may be what people had seen.
So Reno's men down on the plane.
Yeah. And he says to the men who are up there on the top with him,
hurrah boys, we have them. We will finish them up and then we will go home to our station.
Now he needs probably more men to be able to accomplish this.
And he needs more ammunition, doesn't he?
Yeah.
So he's looking down.
And at that point, Reno's men have dismounted.
They have formed their skirmish line.
And they have not yet done their panic-stricken run to the trees and then back across the
fort.
So at that point, he thinks all is going well.
But what he needs is Benteen's men.
And as you said tom he
needs the ammunition pack so first of all he gets tom his brother he calls a sergeant called sergeant
daniel canope and he says to canope go back to captain mcdougall with the um with the pack train
tell him to bring the pack train if the pack train as it's been happening all the time they fall off
the backs of the mules forget forget it, just come on.
And if you see Bentin on the way, tell him, we've got them.
It's a big Indian camp.
So off goes the sergeant.
And then Custer calls to his trumpeter.
He is a guy who's often described in the accounts as being John Martin.
Actually, his name is Giovanni Martini.
Doesn't speak very good English, does he?
No, he doesn't.
And so Custer says,
ride to Bentin,
get Bentin,
tell him it's a big village,
be quick,
and bring all the ammunition
packs you can.
But because Giovanni Martini
does not speak good English,
Custer's adjutant,
William Cook,
writes the message down,
which is how we have it.
You know, it's the source
that is always brought out with the Battle of the Big Horn. You'll see photos of it. It's the source that is always brought out with the Battle
of the Big Horn. You'll see photos of it. It's the great relic of the battle. These words,
Benteen, come on, big village, be quick, bring packs, W.W. Cook, that's the name of the adjutant.
Basically, P.S., bring packs. No hint in that of anxiety, of panic, of trepidation, just we need you,
we need more bullets. Let's do this. Let's finish the job. So Giovanni Martini, John Martin,
as he's called, gets on his horse. He turns around, he spurs his horse and Dominic, as he goes and Custer says, you know, good luck.
That is the last time that a white person who survives the battle hears him speak.
Yeah.
And he turns around and he sees Custer, you know, there he is.
He's got his shirt on.
He's got his buckskin uniform pants.
He's got his big hat.
He's full of beans, full of excitement.
And then Martini rides off and Custer rides off.
And the question is, what then happens?
What happens to Custer?
That is the great mystery.
And we will resolve that mystery, Tom, in our next episode.
Well, I think fair to say we will try to resolve it ah tom don't
do yourself down don't let the podcast down we will definitely resolve it we will definitely
resolve it but this is part of of what is so interesting about this story yeah is that actually
there is mystery about it and we do you know we're not averse to mystery and we love a mystery we do
love a mystery but we do also love a solution so we will tell you what happens in the rest of the battle in the next episode.
Of course, if you want to hear that, why wouldn't you?
You'd want to hear that right now, wouldn't you?
You want to find out what happens when that guy, the trumpeter, rides out of sight.
What happened to Custer?
Actually, what happened to Reno on his hill?
And where on earth has Bentine got to?
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