The Rest Is History - 566. The Great Northern War: Slaughter on the Steppes (Part 3)
Episode Date: May 18, 2025Why was the greatest and most climactic battle of the Great Northern War, the Battle of Poltova, one of the most important in all European history? What drove Charles XII of Sweden to invade Russia in... the Summer of 1707, in the lead up to that totemic clash? Exactly what happened on the day of the Battle? Would both Peter the Great and Charles survive it unscathed, if at all? And, who would triumph on that bloodsoaked battlefield? Join Dominic and Tom for one of the most dramatic events of their journey through the bombastic life and reign of Peter the Great so far, as they describe the Battle of Poltova, and the day that changed Europe forever. The Rest Is History Club: Become a member for exclusive bonus content, early access to full series and live show tickets, ad-free listening, our exclusive newsletter, discount book prices on titles mentioned on the pod, and our members’ chatroom on Discord. Just head to therestishistory.com to sign up, or start a free trial today on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/therestishistory. For more Goalhanger Podcasts, head to www.goalhanger.com _______ Twitter: @TheRestHistory @holland_tom @dcsandbrook Producer: Theo Young-Smith Assistant Producer: Tabby Syrett + Aaliyah Akude Executive Producers: Jack Davenport + Tony Pastor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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It was after dreadedultova's day, when fortune left the royal Swede. Around a slaughtered army lay no more to combat and to bleed.
The power and glory of the war, faithless as their vain votaries' men, had passed to
the triumphant Tsar, and Moscow's walls were safe again.
Until a day more dark and drear, and a more memorable year, should give to slaughter and
to shame, a mightier host and haughtier name, a greater wreck, a deeper fall, a shock to
one, a thunderbolt to all. The beginning there of Lord Byron's poem, Mzeppa, which he wrote in 1819 and obviously
Dominic he was writing there in the shadow of Napoleon's invasion of Russia and the failure
of his attempt to capture Moscow.
But Byron, although he was famously obsessed by Napoleon, is still very much aware that
the Great Northern War, this great Titanic clash between Charles XII of Sweden and Peter
the Great of Russia, that that conflict was more than fit to stand comparison with the
storm and drang of the Napoleonic Wars. And it's kind of tribute,
isn't it, to just how deeply the events of the summer of 1709, a century on, continue
to reverberate through Europe.
Yeah, absolutely, Tom. And it's interesting, isn't it, that in the English speaking world,
I think by and large the Great Northern War has now been forgotten or slightly overlooked. I think it's been eclipsed, hasn't it, by the War of Spanish Succession and then
the Napoleonic Wars and then of course the World Wars of the 20th century. But at the
time when Byron was writing, these characters, Peter the Great, Charles the 12th and the
character who gives his name to that poem, so that's Ivan Mazepa, The Hetman. The Hetman of the Cossacks, who we talked about last time.
These are great romantic heroes, aren't they?
They are individuals standing astride the course of history and shaping it to their will.
I mean, that's how people like Byron thought about it.
Yeah.
And they are heroes with a deep shade of darkness.
Well, we've already had the tremendous business of Charles the 12th Foot, which
we were entertaining our assistant producers with just now because they
missed yesterday's recording.
I know.
So a boot full of blood and splintered bone, squashing.
There's loads of blood and splintered bones to come in today's episode and
indeed the final episode of this series.
And behind all this is a really major political and diplomatic shift.
It's because what we're talking about today is one of the most decisive
battles in European history.
It's the death knell of one empire, the Swedish empire, the birth of another,
the Russian, and it redraws the map of Eastern and Northern
Europe for centuries to come.
Well, right the way into the present.
I mean, the consequences of the Battle of Pultova
are with us right now.
They are indeed, absolutely.
So Tom, shall we remind ourselves where we've got to
for those people who are not members
of the Restless History Club
and are not continuing directly from episode four?
Go for it.
So the Great Northern War has been raging since 1700.
People remember that the Swedish Empire are facing this coalition of Denmark, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and Russia.
Charles XII had invaded Russia in the summer of 1707, planning to reach Moscow and dictate
terms to end the war there. But everything went wrong. People remember that his supply
column under Count Luevenhaupt was routed. There was a lot of poor behaviour from the
Swedes.
They got drunk, didn't they?
In discipline, I think it's fair to say. And so Charles decided to change his plan and
to go on a massive diversion.
South, away from Sweden.
Yeah, away from Sweden and away from Moscow into Ukraine where he would team up with the
Cossack leader, Ivan Mazepa. They had that terrible winter, 3,000 men froze to death,
and now Charles has been cornered
outside the town of Poltava, some 200 miles east of Kiev,
and he is outnumbered at least two to one.
He has had this terrible foot injury and nearly died,
but then he's come back from the dead,
and on Sunday, the 27th of June,
he summoned his generals and said,
come on, let's do this. Let's just go for it. Death or glory, a final showdown to decide
this war once and for all.
And Dom, that was always what he was going to do. Because if in doubt, he attacks.
Exactly. He's very much...
Of the Custer and Alexander the Great and Nelson school of thought.
He absolutely is. And these are tremendous friends of the rest of history. It's fair
to say that Custer does sometimes let himself down, doesn't he? So darkness falls on the
Sunday evening and let us sketch the scene. The Swedes are camped west of this fortress
of Poltava. There's about 30,000 Swedes.
And that's about half the force that Charles had set off with.
Yeah, and he's been hoping for all these reinforcements from the Crimean Tatars and the Poles and
whatnot, who remember didn't turn up at the end of the last episode.
But his assumption is that one Swede is worth 10 Russians.
And that's pretty much everybody's assumption because the Swedes are the finest fighters
in Europe.
The downside of course is they're frozen, they're sodden, they've got no feet, they've
got no gunpowder and no food.
But even so, they still kind of fancied their chances because they're so good. Now behind the fortress on the other side is the
river Vorskla, which runs north to south. So you've got to imagine that on the right-hand
side of the picture. Further north, on the same side of the river, the western side,
as the Swedes, are 80,000 Russians under the Peter the Great, his top general Boris Sheremetyev and his
great drinking pal Alexander Menshikov, who we talked about before. Now if the Swedes
do want to attack them, they're going to be charging north towards the Russians and they
will have to get past six defensive earthworks, which are known as redoubts.
I do love it when you talk military dispositions.
Oh, love it. Well, that's nice. So there's more redoubts to come.
Each of these redoubts are about a hundred feet tall and the Russians have
built them on the road from Pultava.
So they're kind of like makeshift forts, I suppose.
If the Swedes can get past these redoubts, they will reach Peter's camp.
And Peter's camp has been fortified with this big earth and ramparts and trenches
and loads and loads of cannons.
So it's effectively a fort.
So the Swedes, they have all to do.
And Peter, I think is very confident that he will win this for the first time in
this entire story, the Russians, you know, have the upper hand because really.
If even a draw is a win for him because he has massive manpower, massive resources.
He's on home turf.
All he has to do is to avoid defeat. And he has issued that proclamation that you read very
resoundingly at the very beginning of this series. Remember the address to the troops,
you're doing this for your kin, for Russia.
Yeah, the one that Putin's so fond of.
The one that Vladimir Putin is so fond of. Exactly. Now what's Charles thinking? Charles,
he knows that his men are exhausted.
They haven't eaten for about six months, all of this. However, he is still confident that
their superpower, which is their discipline, their training, their extraordinary fighting
spirit will be enough. And partly because of that, he says to Ivan Mazepa, look, you
stay out of this. We don't need the Cossacks because they'll just get in the way and they're
undisciplined and they'll be riding around shouting and stuff and firing randomly into
the air. We don't want that. We don't need your men, which is an extraordinary thing
to say.
Yeah, considering he's only, I mean, there's 6,000 men and he's only got 30,000 and he's
facing what, 80,000 or something?
Exactly, 80,000. So Charles himself is not going to fight, obviously, because he's only
got one workable foot and he's just on a stretcher. He's going to be with the infantry, but he's going to be carried the whole time
and he's surrounded by 24 bodyguards. So he's not even really able, he can't even really
sit up so he can't actually see the battlefield.
So he's just looking up at the sky.
He's just looking up at the sky and everything is being described to him.
And I guess that this is a real problem because he is an incredibly competent general.
And as we have seen from previous episodes, his two deputies aren't.
Well, do you know what?
I think you're being too harsh there, Tom, because actually his deputies, I mean, we
can talk about them.
So the field commander is going to go to Field Marshal Karl Gustav Reinskild, who we talked
about last time, who has, if you remember, he's full of shrapnel. He was wounded randomly and he's full of shrapnel. He is
actually reputed to be one of the best cavalry commanders in Europe. He's very brave. He
has that sort of Swedish stoicism. The downside with him is that he's exhausted and not very
well because he's full of shrapnel and he's very bad tempered, as you might expect.
Well, you would be, wouldn't you? Every time you sit down, you feel a bit of shrapnel and he's very bad-tempered as you might expect. Well you would be wouldn't you? Every time you sit down you
feel a bit of shrapnel digging into your bum. Now the other guy is Count
Löwenhaupt, the man who made a terrible mess of bringing in the supply train. Now
he also is regarded as a very very competent commander, he's Sweden's best
infantry general. The problem is that Reinskjöld and Löwenhaupt absolutely
despise one another.
They won't even really speak to each other. And normally it's fine because Charles is
in control, but Charles is lying down staring at the sky.
I mean, I'm sure they're competent, but they're not geniuses. And what you need in a situation
like this is a kind of Alexander the Great level of charisma and military genius.
I think that's fair. I can't disagree with that at all.
Which Charles XII so far had provided.
Exactly. So as dusk falls, they make ready to strike the next morning.
And their plan is this, just before dawn, they will move out very quickly.
They will leave their artillery behind because it will slow them down and
because their gunpowder is waterlogged.
They'll just rush past these redoubts, ignoring the fire from the defenders.
And then they'll form up on the plain beyond.
The Swedish cavalry will clear out Alexander Menshikov's dragoons, and then the Swedish
infantry will pin Peter's troops back inside this sort of encampment, and either they will
lure Peter's troops out to be destroyed, which is quite a big ask, I think it's fair to say, or they will blockade
them in this fort until they starve. And the Swedes think, well, this is a great plan,
this is obviously going to work. So at about 11 o'clock night falls, we're in summer remember,
so it gets dark very late. The Swedes break camp, they move to their assembly points. Charles has
got dressed in his full uniform with a sword, even though he's lying down on the stretcher. He's carried to the front where Reinskild and Luevenhaupt and Co are waiting. The watchword
is exchanged, it's with God's help in Swedish, because as we said last time, that that's
a really important element of this. These Swedish Lutherans think they're doing God's
work and that God is smiling on them. While they're waiting for everyone to arrive, Reinskeld and Lervenhaupt have this gigantic row before they've even started.
Reinskeld shouts at Lervenhaupt and he's overheard by officers saying, where the hell are you?
He says, can't you see that everything is in confusion? I don't need your help. I expected
better of you, but I can see that I was wrong. Which obviously isn't.
No, I mean, that's not good for morale, is it?
If Theo said that to us before we went on stage at the Royal Albert Hall, Tom, that
would not be ideal preparation.
I mean, he does say it.
He does talk like that to us, but...
I'd have a breakdown.
I'd cower.
I'd whimper.
The Swedes don't whimper.
So while the Swedes are not whimpering, they hear this hammering sound out in the darkness
and Reid's guild sends scouts to investigate and they come back.
They've made a shocking discovery.
In the night, the Russians have been building yet more earthworks,
these redoubts right in the path of where the Swedes plan to advance.
And the Swedes will have to go around them.
And that means they would have to break
into kind of two wings passing on either side of them.
And just as the scouts are kind of digesting this,
they are spotted by the Russians in the darkness
and they hear there are pistol shots in the night.
They hear the ominous sound of a drum
beating far away in the night.
So they get back to the Swedish lines
and they tell this to Reinskegården.
He says, look, we're clearly gonna lose the element
of surprise here.
We have to ride now before it gets light or we'll never have this chance again. And Charles
XII says, you know, go for it. Brilliant. So they amend their plan. Basically, they're
going to divide into three divisions, the army. On the left-hand side is Field Marshal
Reinskeld with the cavalry and a third of the infantry. They're going to go past the
redoubts on the left-hand side, rush past them and then form up on the grasslands beyond. Then on the right-hand
side, so imagine the other side, is Leuvenhout with six infantry battalions. So they'll go
on the other side of these redoubts, closest to Peters camp, and then they'll rendezvous
with Rainsgold. And that leaves a sort of middle division of six infantry battalions under a guy called
Major General Roos.
And they say to him, right, you deal with these forts, these kind of earthworks in the
middle, distract them while we're passing on either side.
Now to explain all this, they've probably took longer to explain it than I did, and
explained it in perhaps a more detailed and coherent way. They've lost a lot of time. So it's now about
4 o'clock in the morning and the sun is beginning to rise and they can hear the first sounds
of cannons firing from the Russian redoubts. The Swedes finally begin to advance and it
really is an amazing scene. It's like a scene from a Ridley Scott movie or something. The
sun is rising over the grasslands of Ukraine. There's these orderly from a Ridley Scott movie or something. The sun is rising
over the grasslands of Ukraine. There's these orderly blocks of Swedish musketeers. They're
marching over the steppes in their blue uniforms. There's the cavalry in their kind of blue
and yellow coats cantering and trotting on ahead. Soon they get to the first earthworks.
And just as planned, the Swedish army kind of divides and they sort of go around them like the sea kind of parting around them,
while in the middle Major General Ruse's battalions get stuck in against the Redoubts and actually get a bit bogged down straight away.
So the Russians fight back very fiercely and Ruse's battalions end up getting dragged into a long kind of firefight.
So they get left behind, they sort of dig
in in this fight against the Fords, which means that the other two wings are pressed
on and left a third of the Swedish infantry behind from the very beginning, together with
the Cossacks.
Right, with the Cossacks, so miles away. So now it's about five o'clock and the sun is
fully up. As planned, most of the Swedish troops, not this group under Rus, but most
of the Swedish troops are now moving on to the grasslands behind the Russian redoubts.
And at first, Reinskjöld and his men are absolutely delighted. They think everything is going
to plan. Charles is brought up on a stretcher. People are redressing the wound on his foot
because it's still bleeding all the time. And some of the officers actually say, Your
Majesty, congratulations,
everything is going according to plan,
this is going to be a great day.
And then Reinscroll looks around and he says,
well, where's the right wing of the army under?
Lüvenhaupt, they should have joined us by now.
And actually what has happened is that Lüvenhaupt
has swung off more than a mile to the right,
partly to keep away from the Russian fire
from the little forts,
but also because he cannot wait to get stuck into Peter's camp and he doesn't even care
that he has become detached from the main body of the army. He says to his
officers, I'm actually sick of Field Marshal Rainskjöld talking to me like
I'm a lackey or a servant or something. You see, I mean you say that he's a good
commander, he seems terrible, he's always wandering off and getting lost. The
truth is we've probably missed out because remember we skipped over a lot of the Great
Northern War. There were an awful lot of Swedish victories against the Poles and the Saxons or
whatever. Okay, well he's not covering himself with glory here. Have you ever commanded the
Swedish infantry division in battle Tom? No, I haven't, but I think that if I had
and I had a reputation as being the best infantry commander in Europe, I'd hope that I'd do a bit better.
I don't think you'd behave quite as courageously as Levenhout does, because Reinschorz sends
him a messenger very quickly and says, what are you doing?
Come back, come and reform with us.
And the messenger arrives just as Levenhout is ordering his men to storm the southern
ramparts of Peter's camp.
And to give you a sense of the odds here,
that's 2,500 men charging 30,000 Russians. Okay, I mean, that's courageous, but courage
doesn't necessarily equate to military competence. No, no, that's true. But it's an extraordinary
sign of the Swede self-belief, which often really matters and is such a huge factor in battle.
I mean, the test is whether it's going to work out well. So let's see.
Exactly. Anyway, Lervin Hap gets the message, break off the attack. And he will never know matters and is such a huge factor in battle. I mean, the test is whether it's going to work out well. So let's see.
Exactly. Anyway, Löwenhapp gets the message, break off the attack. And he will never know
because he does break off that particular attack. So he says, fine, all right. He disengages.
He orders his men to rejoin the main force. That's two miles to the west. So it's now
six o'clock. At six o'clock around about now, Peter's guns open up from the Russian camp hammering the
Swedish army.
The Swedes of course can't fire back.
They've left their artillery behind because of speed and because of water logging issues.
They're kind of sitting ducks and at one point a cannonball actually bounces off Charles's
stretcher but it doesn't kill him so God is really smiling on him now.
The Swedes take a long time to sort themselves out.
About an hour Rainscald sends messengers back to Rus at the Redoubt saying, come on, hurry
up. What are you doing? Leave those alone. Actually, what has happened is that Rus has
got completely sort of bogged down and he's lost half of his men to Russian fire. By the
time he does decide to withdraw, he's completely lost track of where he is and what's going
on.
There's smoke everywhere, so you cannot really see where you are.
He tells his men to withdraw into a nearby wood.
So that's very Battle of the Little Bighorn, isn't it?
Exactly the same kind of scenario.
At that point, Menshikov's dragoons come thundering in with their sabres drawn and it's an absolute
bloodbath. About 2,000 of Rus' men
are cut down or captured. So that means really about a third of the Swedish infantry have been
annihilated from that point onwards. A very little cost to the Russians. A very little cost
to the Russians. The Russians have not lost many men at this point and of course the Russians can
afford to lose loads because they have loads. So Reinskjold up on the grasslands is waiting and waiting and that third division never
turns up.
And at about nine o'clock, he says, I'm going to have to make a decision.
Now we could attack the Russian camp as planned, but he's like you, Tom, he's a little bit
more cautious.
He says the Russian guns are causing absolute carnage, thousands of men short of what it
should have.
Actually, do you know what?
I think the odds are too great.
Let's fall back a bit. Let's rejoin the troops that we've left with the baggage and whatnot.
And then we'll see where things stand. Let's not risk everything in a sort of reckless throw the
dice. And he gives the order to retreat. He says, all right, prepare to march out and march backwards.
And it's at that point that Peter the Great, who has just been sitting there in his camp,
that he strikes and that he rolls the dice.
It is the single most important military decision of Peter's life and the timing is absolutely
perfect.
I always think it must be like the scene in the return of the king when the doors of Minas Morgul crash open and the witch king appears and the great
army of Mordor marches out for the attack on Minas Tirith. This is what happens. So
basically, suddenly the entrances of Peter's camp crash open, the bridges crash down over
the defensive trenches, and then tens of thousands of Russian troops are pouring out of the camp
and lining
up for battle. They've got their swords, they've got their muskets and their very modern bayonets
at the ready. And so previously they'd been a mass of shambles, but are they now? Absolutely.
Everybody had always said, oh, the Russians are useless. Now they've got these nice green uniforms.
They're very well drilled. They're very well organized. This is the kind of Russian army,
the like of which the Swedes have not seen before.
And Peter is there.
He's so conspicuous.
He's on an Arabian horse that was given him by the Ottoman Sultan.
He's wearing a green guards uniform.
He's got his black tricorn hat.
He's got his big boots.
He's so tall.
Yeah.
He looks unbelievably impressive.
And Field Marshal Reinskild says
to the Swedes, stop the retreat, we have no choice now. We have to turn, wheel about,
and prepare for battle. So it's now 10 o'clock. This is the crucial hour. The Swedes are unbelievably
outnumbered. So the numbers that are facing each other at this moment is about 5,000 infantry of the Swedes with no artillery at all against 24,000
Russian infantry with 70 cannons.
And the Swedes, you know, they know that they're really up against it.
And the only way they can win is A, if God is on their side and B, they're
just their spirit and their training and their courage and all of that.
Or if Frodo drops the ring into the crack of doom, it's the only way.
Exactly.
And there's a wonderful scene which you would, you know, a sort of Ridley Scott star director
would love this.
Rainscroll rides up to Count Lovenhout, the man who, you know, with whom he's had this
massive long running feud.
And he holds out his hand to him and he says, Count Lovenhout, you must go and attack the
enemy.
Bear yourself with honor in his majesty's service.
And Lovunhaupt takes his hand and he says, in God's name then, and may his grace be with
us.
So they've made up.
It's an amazing scene.
Very touching.
And he gives the signal and the Swedish drums start beating and they begin to advance this
kind of thin blue line against this vast green crescent.
The Russian guns are firing faster and faster.
They're ripping holes in the Swedish line, but the Swedes just keep coming.
They're not firing, they're just advancing, you know, onwards and onwards.
The Russian musketeers start firing, so there's a kind of hailstorm of musket balls, but still
the Swedes keep coming.
They don't fire a single shot.
They want a kind of close action,
very Nelson at Trafalgar actually.
And they're closer and closer, just watching steadily.
And then finally the Swedes are on them.
And as always, when the Swedes attack,
it is this kind of storm of muskets and bayonets
and slashing swords.
They are not the best soldiers in Europe for nothing.
They smash into the Russian line. They are not the best soldiers in Europe for nothing. They smash into the
Russian line, they start to push it back. On the right hand side, they are pushing the
green coats backwards. You know, for a moment it feels like the Swedes are going to do it.
And actually amid all this, Peter is supposedly three times brought close to death. So once
a Swedish musket ball knocks off his hat,
another Swedish musket ball hits his saddle, and a third Swedish musket ball, I can sense what
you're going to say about this Tom, is deflected by a cross around his neck that once belonged to
the Emperor Constantine the Great. That definitely happened. Yeah, of course that happened. That's
not a story from Russian propaganda at all.
Of course, had Peter fallen, the result of this might have been very different.
And the map of Europe might look different today, but he doesn't fall.
God is with him, not with the Swedes.
And what happens next is a very familiar story from other battles that we've done in this
podcast.
As the Swedes press forward, the gaps between their left and right become wider and wider. Peter throws in more reserves. The Swedes become engulfed
and sort of encircled, especially on the right. Their momentum slows and as they slow and
as the Russians kind of swarm around them, their morale begins to waver and then to break.
And then the first Swedes begin to run and then it proves infectious.
It's like their momentum has carried them so far, but no further.
Kind of like the adrenaline suddenly dropping.
Exactly right. It's so much of, when you read accounts of battle, so much of it is about
self belief and they've had their self belief has sustained them to an extraordinary level,
not just in recent hours.
But all through that terrible winter.
But now they've reached, everybody has a breaking point.
Lovv and Haupt said afterwards, I begged, threatened, cursed and hit out, but all was
in vain.
It was as if they neither saw nor heard me.
And remember these are the most disciplined troops in Europe, if not the world.
And Charles XII and his litter is kind of crying out in a feeble voice, isn't he?
Swedes, Swedes!
Yeah.
And he can't rally them either.
No, he can't.
And actually, it's like the waves breaking over the top of them.
You know, this sort of wave upon wave of kind of green coats.
A tsunami.
A tsunami, exactly.
And in just half an hour, this Swedish infantry that advanced with such courage has been almost completely destroyed and the cavalry has been decimated by Russian cannon fire.
Reinskild was captured.
Charles is almost captured. His stretcher bear is shot down.
Another officer, remember Charles has got this terrible foot, another officer drags him onto a horse.
But in the chaos, the bandages come off his foot, the wound reopens and blood starts
pouring out of his foot. This first horse that he's put on is shot from under him, they have to drag
him up and put him onto another horse, there's blood everywhere. Somehow they get away with him
and they meet up with Lovrenhout who's also managed to get away and they gallop south with what is left of their army.
So in just a few hours, the Swedes have lost 10,000 men killed, wounded or captured.
The Russians have lost just 1,500 killed and they've had about 3,000 wounded.
So a stunning victory for Peter's army.
Peter has the captured Swedish officers brought to his tent.
And Field Marshal Reinskjöld is exhausted,
kind of presumably covered in soot and blood and sweat and whatever, is brought into his
tent. And Peter says, why did you invade such a vast country with so few men? You know,
how could you dare to do that? How could you have the recklessness? And Reinskjöld says,
my king ordered it. It was my duty to
obey. And Peter loves this answer. He calls for wine and he says, atose, gentlemen, to
my teachers in the art of war. And Rainscald says to him, well, who is that, your majesty?
And Peter says, you, gentlemen. Very gallant, very impressive. And Rainscald says, then
well have the pupils returned thanks to their teachers.
It's all very kind of, you know, well played, well played.
Now meanwhile, what of Charles? Charles, that later that afternoon regroups with the Cossacks,
I mean they really should have taken the Cossacks I think, the remains of the Swedish army and his
baggage train. They all need to get away because obviously they're going to be destroyed. The only route, ironically, is even further south, even further away from
Sweden. So they say, well, let's do it. They're riding through the afternoon and the evening.
They're exhausted. They're obviously utterly crushed. They are frightened.
I don't think Charles is frightened.
Probably not. No, everybody else is frightened. Well, it's ridiculously hot, so they're all dripping with sweat. I mean, God, they can't
win. It's either they're freezing or they're just boiling. Charles is delirious. His wound
is in a terrible state. He's slipping in and out of kind of sleep. He keeps saying, where's
Reinskjöld? And everyone says he's been captured, Your Majesty. And he just doesn't seem to register
that. After two days, they reach the River Dnieper and they don't have many boats. They don't have
enough boats to get across and the Russians are chasing them. And basically, they're not
going to get the whole, there's about 14,000 of them. They're not all going to get across.
Who's going to go? And Charles says, well, obviously I won't go. I'll stay here. And
his officers fall to their knees and beg him, you have to go. I'll stay here. And his officers fall to their knees
and beg him, you have to go. You cannot be captured. If you are captured, Sweden is defeated
now to the war. Our only chance is if you can get away and maybe you can raise support
among the Tatars or the Ottomans. That's our only chance. And very reluctantly, Charles
agrees and he is transported across the River Dnieper with the wounded and the Cossacks and what remains of his drabant elite bodyguard that we talked
about last time.
He gets across the river and they turn west across the grasslands heading towards the
river Bug.
That's a great name for a river isn't it?
It is the river Bug and that it's an important river because that is the frontier with the
Balkans and the Ottoman Empire.
He's entered the Ottoman Empire now.
He's entering the Ottoman Empire and the men on the other side watched him go watch and
watch until finally he disappears from sight.
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Peter has triumphed at Potalva, one of history's most decisive battles. And Dominic, one of the
measures of how decisive it is, is that Peter's conquests in the north and more specifically
on the Baltic are now secure. And that means that St. Petersburg is secure. And so he actually
writes letters to his wife, doesn't he, and his family and his friends. And he says that his victory at Poltava is the final stone in the
foundation of St. Petersburg. Yeah, that's absolutely right. But it's arguably much more
than that. It's the final stone in the foundation of Russia as a great power. Well, let's just do a
counterfactual because counterfactuals kind of serve to emphasize the consequences of what does
actually happen.
Let's suppose he had lost Poltava.
How different would history have been?
I think it could have been very different.
A lot of people listening to this might say, well, Russia was always fated to become a great power anyway.
But remember in the 17th century, Russia had been a basket case for a long time.
It could easily have been won again.
So if Charles had won, there would have been nothing to stop him advancing on
Moscow.
Imagine if you take him to Pisa prisoner.
He would have written into Moscow.
He would possibly have installed a kind of Swedish client like he did with our
friend Stanislaw Wleszczynski in Poland.
He might have gone for Sophia, Pisa's sister.
He might have brought Sophia back, exactly.
Possibly after he had gone, there would have been a rising against Sophia or whoever it might be.
There might have been civil war, it might have been Peter's camp against Sophia's, who knows.
And there are all kinds of predators lurking on the borders, aren't there, who might have kind of
gobbled up bits. The Cossacks might have declared independence. Right, the Ottomans, the Poles and so on and so forth. Certainly Russia would have lost
the Baltic and probably would have lost Ukraine.
And I suppose also it would have severely damaged Peter's policy of westernization.
Yeah, that which would have been blamed, right? We lost our soul and we lost the war.
Yeah.
Absolutely. And I think what it would also have done is it would have left Sweden
as the paramount power, probably in the Baltic. So Sweden would conceivably have kept Estonia,
Latvia, the provinces of Livonia, as they were called, which, you know, when you get
to the Napoleonic Wars and the Swedes are a much bigger player and the Russians aren't, you know, maybe things sort of changed in between those two points, but I think history would look very different.
Absolutely.
And Peter knows that, I think, because that's why Poltava is so important to him.
And he celebrated the anniversary of the battle every year for the rest of his life.
And he lets everyone in Europe know, doesn't he?
He sends kind of letters to everyone.
And his swiftest courier, interestingly,? He sends kind of letters to everyone.
And his swiftest courier, interestingly, goes to the Duke of Marlborough.
So, you know, Charles XII's only rival for the title of best commander in Europe. Exactly. So Peter held a formal triumph at the end of the year in St Petersburg. And as always,
I mean, this is your point, Tom, about the Westernizing imperative.
Uh, it's based on the Roman model.
The troops marching beneath classical arches.
Uh, they drag all the Swedish battle flags to the dirt. They make the Swedish officers march as in all such events with Peter.
There's this weird element of play, acting and role play.
He marches as an ordinary officer and it's his friend
Fedor Ramadanovsky who presides over the triumph as the kind of mock czar.
What happens to the Swedes, to the prisoners?
This is such an interesting side note actually. The generals were very courteously treated.
So they were often exchanged for Russian prisoners or they were sent home as messengers with
peace offers
from Peter which of course the Swedes completely ignored as is their want. Some
more junior officers actually chose to join the Russian army. This was not
unusual. They were not expected to fight their own country but they would be
sent to fight the Kazakhs or the Tatars or something. The rest of the junior
officers were sent to Siberia and they
basically settled down and they became teachers, goldsmiths, tailors, you know, they brought
trades with them, their previous trades.
Well, they kind of merged into the vastness of the Russian population, did they?
They did. But if you were a common soldier, it wasn't a great fate actually. A lot of
them were sent to the mines in the Urals or they were sent to work in the dockyards of St Petersburg. A lot of them probably died
eventually because those are grim fates. So when peace finally came in 1721, out of the
40,000 men who had marched into Ukraine with Charles XII, only about 5,000 ever went home.
So that kind of tells its own story. Now you mentioned about Peter
writing to everybody, he becomes now an extraordinary European celebrity. So the British who had
previously thought, you know, Charles XII is the great man of the age now have to hastily
recalibrate. The Duke of Marlborough actually wrote to his ally Lord Godolphin, he said,
what a melancholy reflection it is that after constant success for 10 years, Charles XII should in two hours' mismanagement and ill-success ruin himself
and his country.
And all these people who've previously been Charles XII fans suddenly becoming Peter Stans.
Peter Stans. So the most shameless example is the philosopher Leibniz, who had previously
said he loved the Swedes so much that he wanted
to see their empire stretch all the way to Mongolia. And now Leibniz said, oh, Peter's
victory was for the good of the human race. Here's a man whom God has destined for great
work. And he wrote to Peter and said, would you like me to design the medal for you to
celebrate your victory?
Shameless.
Yeah, it is shameless. It's very kind of tech billionaire after November 2024, isn't it?
Invited to Peter's inauguration.
Exactly.
Sit in the front row.
And everybody now wants to ally with Russia. So the Danes re-enter the war, they invade
southern Sweden. Augustus the Strong, a fox-tossing friend, he cancels his abdication as King of Poland, he invades Poland
from Saxony and he reclaims his throne from the puppet Stanisław Fleszczyński, who now
leaves this story sadly, so I won't get the chance to say his name.
So he tosses foxes, but he is himself a jackal.
He is a jackal. There's a very funny scene when Augustus and Peter meet for the first
time after this in a place called Toruy, which we talked about in our episode about the wonders
of Poland, famous for its gingerbread.
They meet in Torun and Peter said to Augustus, oh, how are you doing?
You know, good to see you again.
By the way, where's that ceremonial sword that I gave you?
And Augustus is very embarrassed.
He says, oh, I love that sword, but actually I've left it behind in Dresden.
And Peter
says, what a shame. But as luck would have it, I've got another one for you. And he reaches
for this sword and he hands it to Augustus. And it is the original sword, which the Russians
had found in Charles XII's baggage in Poltover. So red faces all round, red faces all round.
And from this point onwards, Augustus, who previously had been Peter's equal, perhaps had even seen himself as Peter's senior figure, is very
obviously a Russian client. And actually Poland from this point onwards is little more in
some ways than a Russian protectorate. So all the Baltic conquests, which had been earmarked
for Poland, Russia takes them. And in the long run, of course, Poland will end up being
partitioned.
And so this is for the first time that the shadow of Russian power is spreading across
Eastern Europe.
Yes, exactly. Now, what about Charles? See, because we left him riding into the Ottoman
Empire. What's happened to him? Well, as soon as word reaches Constantinople, Charles XII has crossed
the river Bug and is in the Balkans. The Sultan, Ahmed III, he's a very amiable person. He
loves a bit of poetry and painting and flowers. He's your kind of bubbling fountain.
Yeah.
Sherbet.
Yeah, Sherbet kind of school of Ottoman Sultan. And he says, well, Islam tells us
we should be very generous when we welcome refugees. And he says, we'll put Charles and
his men up, we'll build a refugee camp for them on the River Dniester, which is near
the splendidly named town of Benda in Moldova, in modern day Moldova. So Charles, I mean,
his wound is slowly getting better.
He's very downcast.
He's not as downcast as Ivan Mazepa who's come with him.
He dies effectively of a broken heart, I think, just depression.
So Charles is in Bender in his camp and everybody thinks, well, he'll be there
for, you know, weeks, a few months.
I suppose the issue is how did he get back?
Yeah.
So the obvious way home really is by sea because Peter and Augustus block him on land.
Louis XIV of France offers him a ship.
He could turn to the English or the Dutch.
They could also talk about offering him ships.
But with all of these things, the price would be Sweden
must join that particular side in the war of the Spanish succession, which is raging.
Which is now raging. And Charles doesn't want to do that because he's already fighting the
Great Northern War. He doesn't want to fight two wars. And actually Charles thinks to himself,
well, maybe this isn't such a bad thing. Charles is so madly optimistic. I admire this about
Charles. It's sort of India rubber. I admire this about Charles, this sort of
India rubber, you know, he'll always bounce back. So he says, maybe this is all for the
best. You know, I can talk to the Ottomans, persuade them to enter the war and it'll work
out okay. So he doesn't stay for a few weeks and he doesn't stay for a few months. He actually
stays in Bender for three years, which is demented. Now as it happens, the Ottomans do actually end up at
war with Russia because Peter keeps saying, will you please expel the Swedes? I can't
tolerate the fact that you're having this kind of Swedish king living in a camp just
inside your border. And eventually he sent an ultimatum in 1710 and the Sultan said,
well, no, we're not having this. And he declared war on Russia. Peter drew up a very ambitious plan to march into what's now the part of Romania,
the principalities of Moldavia and Wallachia, which are Ottoman vassals.
And he said, I will liberate the Orthodox peoples of the Balkans.
He also kind of aspired to retake Constantinople in his wildest dreams.
I don't think that was ever. No, but it's part of his image, isn't it? So that it's rather similar to the bullet
hitting the cross of Constantine and bouncing off. Wasn't that there was a parade before
he leaves for the war against the Ottomans where his guards have red banners with the
cross that Constantine saw in his vision. And it says by this sign you will
conquer, which is what Constantine had seen. So he's obviously making play with this idea.
I mean, this is the third Rome, let's get the second Rome back. I am the heir of Constantine.
Yeah, he is. Dead right. And I think this is in the long run, enormously significant,
because this is really the first time in history that the Russians
claim themselves to be the champions of all Orthodox Slavs and particularly Balkan Orthodox
Slavs.
Because effectively Russia is the only independent Orthodox power, isn't it? And it's now a
superpower. So obviously that for Orthodox Christians, this is quite a significant development.
It is, absolutely it is. And although it doesn't go well at all, in fact it goes
disastrously wrong for Peter, it will have I think huge consequences because if
you think back to the series we did about the road to the First World War,
the origins of the First World War, this idea of Russia as the protector of the
Slavs, even though they're hundreds of miles away, and protector of Orthodox
Christians in the Balkan Peninsula.
And that Russia has this kind of tenuous claim to Constantinople, this would be enormously
significant in the buildup to 1914.
Anyway, the expedition at the time goes horribly wrong.
Peter ends up being cornered by this massive Ottoman army.
Fortunately, the Grand Vizier, who's called Baltaci Memet Pasha, is a kind of
quite elderly figure and he doesn't really fancy an all-out war and he basically lets
Peter go with minimal concessions. Peter has to give up Azov, which had meant so much to
him. So that's in the north of Crimea. Yes, exactly. He has to give that up and scrap his
southern fleet and scrap all his ambitions in the Black Sea.
But that's pretty much about it. And Peter's quite relieved about that. Now when Charles
hears that Peter's been allowed to get away...
He must be livid.
Well he disgraced himself. He rode to the Grand Vizier's camp and he burst into his tent
in muddy boots, which the Turks regarded as a dreadful social faux pas. And Charles said, what are you doing?
You know, you're mad to let Peter go.
The Turks by this point, I mean, Charles has been hanging around for a lot
longer than they expected and they're actually sick of him.
So they just ignore him.
We'll come back to the growing rift between Charles and the Turks.
So Peter has to give up on the Black Sea and he devotes himself to the campaign
in Europe.
Now the crazy thing is the Swedes you think, are now out of the war.
You'd be quite wrong.
The Swedes have lost most of their empire, Ingria, Finland, Riga, Tallinn, the Baltic.
Sweden was ravaged by famine after that terrible winter of 1708-9.
Then there was a plague. Sweden has
lost unbelievably about a third of its population during this war.
Everybody else has piled in against them. It really is like a kind of computer strategy
game which has gone horribly wrong for the player because they are now facing a coalition
of Russia, Saxony, Poland, Denmark, Hanover and Prussia are about to join in. And Charles
sends a message from his camp at Bender and he says, perfect, the odds are in our favor.
I will not concede a single scrap of Swedish ground. No way. And actually the Swedes fight
very doggedly. So the war now moves to kind of Northern Germany, Bremen and Pomerania
and stuff.
And Peter piles in against the Swedes there, which is great for him because he loves going
to the West.
He visits a spa.
Yeah.
Oh, he does go to a spa.
Yes.
So we haven't had a German spa yet, but Peter goes to one because he's had a violent colic.
Yeah.
And so he goes to the spa in Carlsbad and he drinks the waters and he's hanging out
with all those enormous Germans with mustaches and things.
And apparently he had been suffering, according to the British ambassador who'd been accompanying
him, a violent looseness.
Oh no.
Would a German spa clear that?
I think it would give you constipation, wouldn't it?
Right.
All that sulphur?
I guess so. I don't know. I've never been to a German spa, but. Well, in the final episode, we'll
find some very peculiar goings on with Peter and mineral water. So that's something to
look forward to. I'll tell you what he also does in this sightseeing. Do you see this?
He goes to Wittenberg to commune with Martin Luther. So he went to Luther's grave. Did
you go to Luther's grave? Yes, we did. We went to Luther's grave. But unlike Peter the Great, we didn't manage to get into
Luther's house. Right.
Because it was shut for renovations. So when Peter goes to Luther's house,
the curator showed him an ink spot on the wall. And the curator said,
this is where Martin Luther saw the devil and he threw an ink pot at him.
And Peter was, he did not behave appropriately.
He behaved scornfully.
He said, did such a wise man really believe that the devil could be seen?
And the curator said, would you like to sign the wall next to the ink spot?
You know, Peter the Great was here, very impressive, like a visitor's book.
And Peter wrote next to the ink spot, this ink spot spot is quite fresh so the story obviously is not true.
That's very graceless.
I thought Luther saw the devil when he was shut up in a castle.
In his tower.
Yeah in a tower.
So this is obviously a...
It's just made up.
It's just a tourist trap.
Well Peter's right.
I mean he's right to be sceptical but I still think it's a bit inconsiderative as host.
Yeah but he's consistently behaved inconsiderately. Think about John Evelyn's garden.
Yeah, and with his own son, as we will see in the next episode.
So Peter's off signing ink spots. Charles is in Moldova. The Ottomans are absolutely
sick to death of Charles now. He's turned this temporary camp into a permanent Swedish
base. He's built a brick compound. He's got a chancery. He's got officers
quarters at stables. The Turks are like, what? This is bonkers. And this mad story reaches
a climax in January 1713 when the Sultan and his vassal, the Khan of Crimea, cook up a
scheme to kidnap Charles from his camp and get him out of their country.
What, just bang him on a ship?
Yep, take him to Poland. They can take him over the Polish border and just dump him.
They're sick of him. The Swedes get wind of this and prepare for a siege and crazily
it ends up in a massive battle with 12,000 Tatars and Ottoman Janissaries attacking this
Swedish camp.
How many Swedes are there? About 60 or something?
Yeah, there's like a few hundred I think.
Charles is cornered in his own house under fire from Turkish artillery.
The Turks burst in and start looting all his possessions.
Charles charges at them. He's got his foot back now, which is great.
He sort of runs them through with a sword or this kind of thing.
The Geniceres set his house on fire.
Charles then starts necking loads of brandy, which is the first alcohol he's touched.
Yeah, he doesn't normally do that, does he?
No, he's just so excited at the thought of a battle, I think.
Because he loves battles.
Happy, I would think.
He's happy.
He leads his men in a breakout of the camp.
They end up being surrounded by Turks, like thousands of Turks.
There's a lovely description of this in Robert K. Mass's book on Peter the Great. He says, Charles was bleeding from nose, cheek, ear and hand. His eyebrows
had been singed off. His face and clothes were black with gunpowder and reeking with
smoke and his coat was torn into strips. But he had his usual air of calm, almost amused,
unconcern.
Well, he's happy again, isn't he? He's back in his element.
And after all this, the Sultan is very embarrassed and says to Charles, well I'm so sorry things
got out of hand. I promise you it won't happen again. And here's an amazing thing about this.
I love this detail. This incident was called by the Turks, the Kala Baluk. It comes from
a Turkish word meaning a crowd. And the term Kala Baluk passed into Swedish and Finnish, where to this day it means a ruckus or chaos
because of this bizarre incident. So Charles hangs around Turkey for another
18 months and then finally the Sultan agrees a deal with the Habsburg Emperor
that will allow him to travel overland through the Austrian Empire and through
Germany without being intercepted. And does Charles go to leisurely pace?
No, Charles behaves exactly as you'd expect.
So he's got a big group of men of Swedes who are riding.
He insists on riding ahead of them with just one man and he insists just for the sort of
the larks of going in disguise with a dark wig and a fake mustache and a fake passport
in the name of Captain
Peter Frisk.
It's kind of interesting, isn't it, that he in so many ways is a mirror image of Peter
because that's exactly what Peter would have done. You know, the disguise, the travels,
the kind of adopting a junior rank.
Yeah, it's bonkers. And what is even more bonkers is, so he doesn't go to Sweden, he
makes straight for this city called Stralsund, which is one of the remaining Swedish footholds in northern Germany
under siege. He arrives late at night in November 1714 banging on the door the
guard opens up oh my god it's the king I can't believe it. Charles has ridden for
1,296 miles at a pace of more than 100 miles a day. Very impressively he's not taking his
clothes or his boots off once during this trip.
Presumably by this point his foot is no longer superating.
Exactly.
So his sock wouldn't be caked with parson blood.
No, I don't think so.
Bits of splinter.
And they say to him, oh my god, your majesty, unbelievable that you're back after so long.
Would you like to go to Stockholm? He says, no, I've come here to take part in the siege, were
you mad? So it's in yet another doomed cause because the city is clearly going to fall.
He stays there for 11 months and literally sort of hours before it falls he is finally
persuaded to leave.
And for the same reason that he doesn't want to be taken captive.
It doesn't want to be taken captive and so on Christmas Eve 1715, he sets foot on Swedish
soil for the first time in 15 years. And he finds Sweden in an absolutely ravaged condition.
So the Russians have been raiding it incessantly, its farms have all been destroyed, what men
are left are hiding in the woods to avoid being conscripted, they've lost control of
Finland and actually I fell down a massive rabbit hole reading about this. I ended up What men are left hiding in the woods to avoid being conscripted. They've lost control of Finland.
And actually, I fell down a massive rabbit hole reading about this.
I ended up reading academic articles about the Finnish demography in the early 18th century.
This is a period of Finnish history known as the Great Roth.
I mean, who knew?
Well, the Swedes have kind of lost control, not just of Finland, but also of the Gulf
of Finland, haven't they?
Because they have ships of the line, but the Russians have galleys. And so
there's a kind of mad Civilization IV type battle where, amazingly, the galleys win.
The Battle of Hanku.
And so as a result of that, there's no opportunity for the Swedes to maintain their control of
Finland.
And actually, Finland is ravaged by famine and by plague, but also the Russians, I think
it's fair to say, behave very badly in Finland. So they flog thousands of people in public,
there's a lot of rape, there's a lot of murder. They, I think, rather distastefully, they
bake Finns in ovens, which I think is poor.
It's kind of fairy tale.
Yeah. They enslave tens of thousands of women and children, sell them to the Crimeans, take
them down to the Crimea. And some Finnish historians, this is the rabbit hole down which
I fell, think the Finnish population fell by half during this period. Now you would
think confronted with this on his return to Sweden, Charles might say, maybe now is the
time to end this war. But no, he says, now is the time, you know, now is the time to end this war. But no, he says, now is the time.
You know, now is the time to invest.
The stocks will only rise.
So he gets a new chief minister called Baron von Goertz.
I mention him only because I was pleased to see that he has an artificial eye, which is
exactly as you would expect from a chief minister at this stage in the war.
He says massive new taxes.
Let's go back to the old strategy. We'll knock our
enemies out one at a time. Denmark first, then we'll do a Hanover, then we'll do a Prussia,
and then we'll build up to invading Russia again. Brilliant.
So there's a kind of Frederick the Great approach, because Frederick the Great, who I guess
in the next generation will be the great military commander. I mean, he similarly faces the seeming ruin of his hopes and does actually
emerge triumphant. So maybe it's not completely mad of Charles XII. I don't know.
Some of his ministers said to him, how long do you think this will take your majesty?
I mean, really? We've been fighting for so long. And he said, I think maybe 40 years
should do it. I mean, you don't want to hear that. So he says, well, we'll start against the Danes and we'll start in Norway. So October 1718, he marches on Christiana, which is now Oslo. And in his way, there's a
fortress called Frederiksten. And he, as always, very Nelsonian, he puts himself in the thick of
the action, I think partly because he knows there is no other Swedish army. He has to inspire his
men because it's this or nothing. So he's constantly putting himself in harm's
way. And in the evening of the 30th of November, he's in the trenches outside Frederiksten
and the Norwegians are firing kind of fire bombs from their cannons, which light up the
sky and then their snipers, their sharpshooters can fire down at the Swedish sappers. About
9.30 that night, Charles climbs up the parapet of a trench and some of his aides say, oh be careful your
majesty, you know, watch it, come down. And he ignores them completely. And he's leaning
on the top of the trench, he's kind of got his head on his hand looking out when they
hear a sound, as one of them puts it, as if a stone had been thrown by great force into
some mud. And Charles's hand
falls away from his head and he's completely still, just looking out at this fortress.
And then one of the officers says, Lord Jesus, the king has been shot. And he has. He's been
hit by a Norwegian musket ball in the temple, which killed him instantly. And that was the
end of him.
So, I mean, he goes the way he would have wanted to go I guess. Exactly, just in an instant.
That's it.
The Swedes abandoned the campaign and they, for the first time in 18 years, Charles returned
to Stockholm, albeit in an embalmed condition.
And the news spreads across Europe.
This extraordinary meteor of the age is dead.
Peter was in St Petersburg when the message arrived and with a group of officers.
And the story goes that he was visibly moved and tears sprang to his eyes and he said,
my dear Charles, how much I pity you.
Does sound like Peter could have done it.
Do you think it's a bit Julius Caesar and the head of Pompey?
I mean, I guess it's the winners' prerogative, isn't it?
The winner does take it all, including the right to do some performative weeping.
Yeah, to performative weeping. And there was also a lot of performative mourning, so he
ordered the Russian court into a week of mourning for his great rival. Even now, crazily, the
war didn't end for another three years.
What?
Yeah, the Swedes fought on for another three years and madly, madly, Britain joined the
war on Sweden's side. George I piled in. Why? Because he was worried about the balance of
power in the Baltic as a lecturer of Hanover. The Baltic mattered to him and he was worried
that the Russians were too powerful. And here's the maddest thing. You know what actually
ended the Great Northern War? It wasn't the death of Charles XII. It was the South Sea bubble.
How so?
It was the stock market crash in Britain that brought Sir Robert Walpole to power as the first Prime Minister. And Walpole, his whole policy was based on no foreign wars. Sort of peace and prosperity at home, a polite and commercial people. Let's make loads of money.
He sold out a British ally who's been fighting against Russia.
Well, that kind of is what I'm saying.
To make Britain great again.
Yeah, exactly.
So he's basically says to the Swedes, look, I'm not going to fund this war.
Like this is, you're clearly going to lose.
It's mad.
So the new Swedish king who was called Frederick decided he was settled.
And in September
1721 at Nystad in Finland, his envoys signed a treaty that basically dismantled the Swedish
Empire, gave it all away to Russia, pretty much in the Baltic.
But Sweden itself retains its integrity, does it?
Sweden itself maintained its integrity, exactly. But Karelia, Estonia, Latvia, Ingria, they
all went to Russia and its footholds in Germany were all lost as well.
So we'll end with Peter. The news of this treaty, I mean the Great Northern War which
really did live up to its billing. I mean it's gone on for what, more than 20 years?
Huge celebrations in St Petersburg, free wine and beer and fireworks and masks
balls. And at the end of October, so a month later, Peter went to the Senate, which was
a new institution he had set up in St Petersburg. And he said, I will cancel all unpaid taxes
to celebrate the war. And the Senate and the Holy Synod said to him, wonderful, Your Majesty.
And in return, we'd like to
offer you a new title, Peter the Great, Father of the Fatherland and Emperor of all Russia.
So in Latin, which would appeal to you, Tom, pater, patrii, imperator.
So very Augustus.
Augustus, exactly. Father of his country and emperor, not just Caesar, but Augustus.
So he's not just Constantine, he's now Augustus.
Exactly. And he agrees and there are huge shouts from the crowd, vivat, vivat, long
live the emperor. And then Peter gave a speech, which again reminds us of this kind of Roman
heritage. He said, by our deeds in war, we have emerged from darkness into the light
of the world. And now those whom we did not know in the light respect us. I want our whole nation to recognize the direct hand of God in our favor during
the last war and in the conclusion of this peace. It becomes us to thank God with all
our might, but while hoping for peace, we must always remember the fate of the Greek
monarchy, meaning the Eastern Roman Empire, the Empire of Constantinople. And we must never grow weak
in force of arms. And those are words that I suspect would resonate in the Kremlin today.
And probably do resonate in the Kremlin today. But Dominic, that's not the end of the story,
is it? Because obviously, if Peter is pledging Russia to eternal strength, he's not going to be
around forever. And so he needs an heir who he can be confident will display the same
strength, the same interest in forts and ships and military matters that Peter has always
displayed. And whether his son, Alexeii is qualified to play that part.
And if he's not, what Peter is going to do about it will be the themes of.
Our final episode in the series.
So lots of stuff, father son relationships still to come.
If you want to hear it immediately and you're not a member of the rest of
the history club, you know what you've got to do.
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six will be with you on Thursday thank you Dominic brilliant stuff and thank you everyone
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