The Rest Is History - 596. The First World War: The Miracle on the Marne (Part 3)

Episode Date: August 31, 2025

What extraordinary events saw the French - already on the brink of defeat - take on the formerly formidable German army in a remarkable counter-offensive on the 4th of September, in France, in a clash that would later become known as the Miracle on the Marne? Why was this such a decisive moment in the events of the First World War How did it relate to the famous Schlieffen plan? Did it really see the French charging into battle in Renault taxis? And, why did it become one of the most legendary moments in all of French history? Join Dominic and Tom as they discuss one of the most astounding clashes of the First World War: the Battle of the Marne. Join The Rest Is History Club: Unlock the full experience of the show – with exclusive bonus episodes, ad-free listening, early access to every series and live show tickets, a members-only newsletter, discounted books from the show, and access to our private Discord chatroom. Sign up directly at therestishistory.com For more Goalhanger Podcasts, head to www.goalhanger.com _______ Go to ⁠⁠fuseenergy.com/history⁠⁠ to switch your energy to Fuse and get £20 credit Go to https://www.surfshark.com/TRIH or use code TRIH at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN, plus a 30-day money-back guarantee. _______ Twitter: @TheRestHistory @holland_tom @dcsandbrook Producer: Theo Young-Smith Assistant Producer: Tabby Syrett + Aaliyah Akude Executive Producers: Jack Davenport + Tony Pastor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Live. Details in store and more offers at rona.ca. General Jophe was now developing his plan. We hung on his every word. We saw as he evoked it the immense battlefield over which the core, drawn by the magnet of his will, were moving like pieces of intricate machinery until they clicked into their appointed places. We saw trains in long processions laboring under the weight of their human freight, great piles of shells mounting up by the sides of the ready and silent guns.

And all this was taking place behind a veil so thin and tenuous that none could perceive it, but through which no German appeared able to see. yet Joffre seemed to be pointing the Germans out to us, blundering blindly on, hastening to their fate, their huge, massive, dusty columns rushing towards the precipice over which they would soon be rolling. As a prophet, he was heard with absolute faith. We were listening to the story of the victory of the man, and we absolutely believed. Reminiscences there of a crucial exchange on the 5th of September 1914 from Edward Spears, who was a British liaison officer with the French army, and I suppose specifically with

General Joffre, the commander of the French army. And this is a decisive moment in the history of the First World War and therefore the entire 20th century, because it is when Joseph Joffre is outlining his plan to save Paris, to save France, and to save the entire Allied war project in the face of what many of the Allies had come to fear was an irresistible German onslaught. Yeah, it's an incredible scene, Tom. And actually, we'll come back to it a bit later, this exchange when Joff outlines his plan. So we're into the third episode of this epic series, and maybe we should remind ourselves and our listeners where we've got to. And a terrible danger in which the Allies now find themselves. So the war has been going, depending when

you date it from, for exactly a month. I know you use the Austrian dating time, but let's keep you on your toes. And on the Western Front, the Germans have swept through Belgium and they've swept through northern France. They've taken Brussels. They've absolutely obliterated the French in the Battle of the Frontiers. They've driven the British back at Mons and at Le Cateau. On the 30th of August, with the Germans closing in on Paris and the city preparing for a siege, A million refugees on the move, the French had announced that they were going to, the government was going to abandon Paris for Bordeaux. The next day, we talked about this at the end of the last episode, Sir John French, the British commander telegraphs London, asking for permission to abandon Paris and to fall back west of the River Sen. And what follows is one of the great turnarounds, one of the great comebacks in modern history.

So it's gone down in legend, I suppose, as the miracle on the man. Numbers alone are mind-boggling. We've done a lot of battles on our show, you know, the Battle of Can I or the Battle of Agincourt or whatever. But the Marn, you know, it defies the imagination. You're talking about a million Germans, a million Frenchman, are slightly smaller, I have to say, contingent to Britain. So about 125,000. But still very important. I mean, we want that put on the record. Transformational, I think, Thomas. It's quality, not quantity. Exactly. And the future. Europe is at stake, right? Because if the Germans win and if they take Paris, the story of

the First World War, and indeed of the 20th century, not just in Europe, but around the world, it's completely different. Absolutely. Because, of course, there is a sense in which this is a dress rehearsal, what will happen in 1940. And that perhaps is the measure of the miracle of the man. Imagine the Blitzkrieg, the British withdrawing to Dunkirk, the French government fleeing to Bordeaux, and then it is stopped. Yes. That is the scale of what. happens here it is exactly so actually you mentioned um that it's quality not quantity that matters so why don't we start with the british yeah clearly the most important players in this story with their minuscule numbers so sir john french had sent that telegram to london to herbert henry

asquith's cabinet um and they gathered to discuss it at midnight on the 31st of august they were really they were asked with he's not out playing bridge or he's probably played bridge earlier in the evening writing letters to love letters or anything i like to think he's done that in the evening. He's probably had a few drink, a few sharpeners before the meeting. Anyway, they're really shocked to get this message. And now they could have agreed with Sir John French. The cabinet had already talked kind of hypothetically about how they could withdraw the British Expeditionary Force, the BEF, via the channel ports. Instead, at this meeting, they say, no, we will stand by the French, we'll basically double down on our strategy.

and we're actually going to send the Secretary of State for War, who we've talked about a little bit earlier on, Field Marshal Kitchener, to steady Sir John French's nerve. The most British military moustache of all time. Yes, your country needs you. You know, Kitchener is a walking poster or a walking recruitment poster. So Kitchener left overnight. He reached Paris the next day.

He went to the British embassy and basically summoned Sir John French to meet him. And he says to Sir John French, none of this talk about withdrawal. You will stay in the line and you will work with your French comrades. And French hates him, doesn't he? French hates Kitchener and vice versa. He hates various groups of people.

Kitchener is one of them and the French are another. And he's very resentful this time because Kitchener is wearing his uniform of a field marshal. Yes. And French feels that this is poor form. For reasons I'm not, I don't entirely understand. It's poor form, I think,

because Kitchener is there in a civilian capacity. Yes, because he's the Secretary of State for defence. So he's wearing his uniform performatively in order to intimidate Sojourn French, and Sir John French knows exactly what he's doing. And he's always enraged, isn't he, Sir John French? He's about florid, about to explode. Well, he's got this tight cavalryman's kind of stock around his neck, hasn't it? So it's constantly being strangled.

Folds of purple flesh, quivering with rage. Do you know what? And later in this series, we have some more excellent generals on the eastern front with enormous moustaches, and one of them's got emphysema and another one that's got asthma. So basically, assume at any point than none of the generals can breathe. Right, so that's what's happened to the British. Now, what about the French?

The French government has basically appointed a veteran general called Joseph Galliani as the military governor of Paris. So Galliani, like every single commander in this story, that would be ill. Yeah, he's really ill and he just seems like the wrong person. So he's 66 years old, his wife has just died and he's severely ill with prostate cancer.

Lloyd George, the British Chancellor, met him around this time and said he looked, quote, sallow, shrunken and haunted. Death seemed to be chasing the particles of life out of his veins. God, that's not what you want. A man charged with the defence of Paris. But, you know, he does, he's amazing. So he absolutely throws himself into this. He says, this is going to be my last mission for my country.

Well, Dominic, he had fought at Sudan, hadn't he? And he'd been a German prisoner of war. So he kind of knows what the stakes are in a visceral manner. This is personal for him, right? And he says, let's turn Paris into an armed camp, we will mobilize every last resource, we will fight to the last man. And he issues this brilliantly terse proclamation to the people of Paris,

which reads as follows, Residents of Paris, I have received the mandate to defend Paris against the invader. This mandate, I shall carry out to the end. So it's not exactly d'Anton. No, but I like that. I think the very, the conciseness of it is actually quite reassuring. This is what we're going to do.

I'm going to do it. End of story. Now, the slight unmistfortune is that, like, all commanders in the First World War, he and Joff have a very tense relationship. Are there any generals who like each other? Hindenburg and Ludendorf, the great bromance that we'll be covering in a future episode. I think there's a good, there's a scope. I'd like to see a detective series. Solving crimes in East Prussia.

Will Ferrell and John C. Riley play Hindenberg and Luton. Oh, Hindi! What are you doing? There's been a murder in a country house in Alenstein in East Prussia. Well, actually, but is it a murder? Is it a slapstick comedy? It's like Bergerac, I think. I think it's like Bergerac or something like that.

I'm thinking dumb and dumber. Now, I'm doing character-intuitive casting, you see. I think it's cozy Sunday night. The BBC has spent a lot of money bringing in Hollywood stars. Come on, we've got to get back to the story, Tom. This is mad. Okay, okay. All right.

Gelliani and Jof, before the war, Gelliani had been offered the job, Joff's job, Supreme Commander of the French Army, and because of his health, he turned it down. And he went to Joff, who'd once been one of his officers. Galliani, even though Joffre had been kind of one of his protégés, he now has a very low opinion of Joff.

He saw him out walking or something in the Baud de Boulogne, and he wrote in his diary, how fat and heavy Joff is, he will hardly last out his three years. I mean, there's rich coming from him. Yeah. Meanwhile, Joph knows this, and he refuses to have Galeigh at his headquarters. He says to his

AIDS. I can't stand him. He's always wound me up. I suppose Galeini could say, in reply, that Joffa so far has had a shocker of a war. I mean, he's basically wiped out half the French army. He has. For nothing. Jophras had a very poor start of the war. He's basically killed all his men with this mad plan. Max Hastings points out quite rightly, he says if Jophrer basically died of a heart attack on the 1st of September, which is what Gellini expects at any moment, then history would remember him only as a bungler and a butcher. However, Jophe has one big thing in his favour. He never, ever loses his call because he's so large and he's always eating these enormous lunches. He's very relaxed. So everybody else is completely panicking. And he's actually just

been sitting in silence thinking. And to quote Max Hastings, that's an excellent line. His unbelievable calm is about to transfer him from, quote, abattoir superintendent to allied saviour. So first of all, he says, right, I'm going to sack up all my office. Like, it's basically their fault. So among them, he sacks that guy, Longerzac, who we talked about last time, the man from Guadeloupe. So his crime is to have been right?

Yes, exactly. He's been right about everything, but Joff says, basically, you lot are all tainted by failure. You've got to go. And actually, I think that's, as it turns out, a good call. So he brings in a lot of new blood

who are basically very energetic and desperate to prove themselves. But also, Jophe sees something that most people have completely missed. Most people at this point assume the Germans are going to win. The Germans themselves now think they're going to win. So one of their chief strategists on the 25th of August,

a guy called Colonel Gerhard Tappen tells his colleagues, he says, in six weeks we shall finish the job. And that was the target, wasn't it, of the Schiffenpan, that it had to be done within six weeks? Yeah, we will finish the French off, and then we'll use the trains to get all our troops back to East Prussia, to Galicia, whatever, to deal with the Russians. But Joff, as he looks at these maps,

he can see that the German offensive is now very, very stretched. So they have come an incredibly long way in a very short time. In three weeks, they've travelled 200 miles and they've thrust deep into France. But that's a problem for them. Half of their lorries have broken down. They're using thousands and thousands of horses to transport their supplies. Or they're carrying their supplies, physically carrying them themselves. Their horses are dropping dead with exhaustion.

They're men who are not rested and rotated at all. There's no system for doing that. are carrying massively heavy packs. They've all got, I'm very familiar with this issue, they've got new ill-fitting footwear that means they've got horrendous blisters. It's very hot. And so they have begun to, A, to slow down

and B, to become very ragged and disorganized. So the further they go, the more mistakes they make. They get lost, they get jumbled up. They're basically making map reading errors. That's not very German, is it? No, this is the thing. They're behaving in a very un-German way. You could argue this was the fundamental weakness of the whole Schleafen plan that looks great on paper.

But in reality, your Loriz are going to break down. Your men are going to get blisters. And the Schleafen plan made no allowance for basically, you know, natural human failings. So, I mean, this is a key element of war, isn't it? Dominic, you mustn't overextend your supply lines. And you have spotted this, whereas Schleafen hadn't. You and I and Jophe are clearly cut from the similar. we're unflappable in that way

but we're not histrionic like a German general having our lunch right exactly a rest of history scheduling meeting I think is the technical term for a lunch right now the Germans are about to make a massive massive misjudgment

so Malka's original plan was for them to go over the top of Paris and to encircle it to go all the way around it and encircle it from the west but in the last days of August the top German field commander who's a man called Karl von Bulolf he decides, let's change the plan. We probably don't even need to bother encircling Paris.

And he says to the topmost bit of the army, so the right wing of the German army, which is under Alexander von Kluk. He says, don't bother going around Paris. Turn inwards before you get to Paris, kind of turn down towards the flank of the retreating British and French. Can I ask a question?

Is this because genuinely he thinks they don't need to bother enveloping Paris? Or is it because they're all so tired and knackard, that they think, oh, we're just cut a corner? I think it may be a tiny element of both. They are very tired by this point. They are exhausted and they are very worried about their supply lines. But as well, they think they assume the British and French, because they've been retreating

so far, are beaten, and they can just turn, sort of envelop them, squeeze them against their borders. And we were talking about enormous armours and enormous distances and crush them between them. The battle can I? Yeah. Instead of doing the whole plan, they will basically. use Eastern France as their battlefield and they will envelop the Allied armies

and crush them. So they crush the armies, they crush the armies and then Paris surrenders. That's the plan. And then the French will have no one left and they'll have to surrender. They won't even need to take Paris. I have to say I am massively, massively simplifying this because to emphasize, we are not the rest is military history. But the key point is that the German

commanders have abandoned their original blueprint. They think the British and French armies are so broken they just need to pursue and annihilate them. So now they are not following a sort of plan, they are basically making it up as they go along. And the key thing about this is that they are massively underestimating the Allies. And the reason for that, presumably, is the sheer number of people that you were talking about, kind of, we're talking

about hundreds of thousands, millions of people. So even if you wipe out, you inflict what seems countless numbers of casualties, you aren't necessarily breaking the capacity of an industrial nation to continue the fight? I mean, is that essentially the misjudgment? I think exactly. I think especially a country like France, which is very highly militarized, which is basically now gone to honor to a total war footing, is mobilizing all its manpower. There are a lot of Frenchmen left, and France is a very serious country. And, you know, you can win these enormous battles in the Battle of the Frontiers, but there's still a long way to go. And I think the Germans don't realize that, actually. Because I guess the only war for previously in history that

would have taught that lesson, would have been the American Civil War. Yes, I guess so. Because the Franco-Prussian War is done and dusted pretty quickly. Yeah. You know, they encircle and capture the, they capture the emperor, Napoleon III, and then it's pretty much done. Whereas with this, you know, the canvas is so much bigger and the numbers are so much bigger. I guess the American soldiers. But also the industrial capacity is so great and the supplies and everything.

Yeah, railways, all of that stuff. The factories. Yeah, exactly. And this is something that nobody really understands, I guess, at this point. And it's also a testament, actually, to the French and the British have retreated 200 miles, but they have actually kept their discipline. They haven't fallen apart in a complete, chaotic sort of shambles. They are very well-trained armies by and large, and very cohesive.

So they've actually managed to pull it off, as we will see. Now, then there's a big stroke of luck. On the 1st of September, one of the staff officers, the French 5th Army, is handed a, gift from the front and it is a blood-drenched backpack taken from the body of a German cavalry officer and he opens it and inside is some food and some papers and clothes but above all there is a map and the map is marked and the map shows the deployment of every corps in Alexander von Klux's first army with pencil markings even showing where they're going to be sleeping and it shows without doubt that this bloc is turning away from the French capital he's going inwards and

he's actually, without realising it, he's exposing himself to an allied counterattack. And isn't there also, the French are getting information from the Eiffel Tower, which kind of serves as an eavesdropping device? Oh, that's a good fact. I didn't know that. To intercept German signals, I gather. So the Eiffel Tower is an important military installation. Yeah, it's not completely useless. No.

So let's move forward three days to Friday the 4th of September. The Allies have fallen back to the Valley of the Marn. So you have a million French and British soldiers. soldiers stretched across this front. And to get this into people's minds, the front is 150 miles long. It goes from the suburbs of Paris all the way east to the great eastern fortress of Verdun. And advancing towards them are a million Germans, just under a million really. They're very confident the Germans. They think they're going to win, but they are sore and hungry and ragged and very tired. We did the Battle of Mons in the last episode. We quoted

a bloke called Walter Blum. And he describes his own troops. He says, we looked unshaved, unwashed, like prehistoric savages, covered with dust and spattered with blood, blackened with powder smoke, and torn threadbare by thorns and barbed wire. So although there is this image of the Germans as sort of invincible and indomitable and whatnot, they are at the absolute limit of their endurance. They're wearing this, we'll see this again and again in this story, actually.

They're wearing the same clothes by and large that they set out in. and they haven't washed for weeks, so they really are, you know, in a terrible state. So a pungent, pungent smell, descending on Paris. It's exactly. So that very day, actually, the 4th of September, General von Kluck sent a signal to German Supreme Command, and he said, we're at the limit. My men cannot really go on. They are exhausted, and we need reinforcements. And at his headquarters, you know, as he's polishing off his long lunch, General Joff,

thinks to himself, this is the moment. And that evening, the 4th of September, he issues General Order number six. And he says, now that the German First Army has turned inwards to finish us off, we'll concentrate all our forces against this army, will strike when they're least expecting it. We will thrust a wedge between the German first and second armies,

so that's on their sort of western flank, and we will drive them from our sacred soil. Great stuff. But he actually, for this to work, The wedge that he wants to drive between the two German armies is going to be the British Expeditionary Force. Our own dear countrymen. Is that because they're positioned where they happen to have ended up?

I mean, it's not a kind of our fighting spirit. No, no, no. He's not saying the only people who can do this are the British. He's actually looking at his map and saying, well, the British are the people in the right place, so they're going to have to do it. I just wanted if perhaps there was a kind of political dimension to it as well. I don't know.

I don't think so. I think it's just that they're in the right place to do the right job. Maybe, I mean, I know this, the trouble doing the First World War is there a load of people there who literally know like the details of everybody's backpack and stuff. So they're almost certainly going to be flooding the rest of the history. Well, they'll be enjoying a forensic account. Yeah, it's like that bloke who wrote like a 40,000 word essay about the bows that people used Ashinkul or something. Remember that when you did that? I do.

Yes, I do. Anyway, I don't want to open old wounds, Tom. So the 5th of September, we began with this. This is the scene we began with this, is the crucial moments. And I have to say, is an absolutely unbelievably melodramatic scene. Jofu, as we said before, it loves a drive. He puts on his massive cape, and he drives 100 miles to the chateau. He doesn't drive, Dominique.

No, of course, he doesn't drive. Formula 1 winning. Yes, that's right. He is driven, I should say, to the chateau. of Vu Le Penil. So that's where Sir John French is staying. And he begins by telling Sir John, he says, on your decision now rests the fate of Europe. And then he sets out his plan, as you described, the sweep of the battlefield, all these intricate bits of machinery, the Germans blundering on towards the precipice, all this. And then he turns to Sir John French,

and his voice is throbbing with passion. He barely ever speaks. So this is a really remarkable moment. And he says, the lives of all French people, the soil of France, the future of Europe depends on you joining this battle. I cannot believe the British Army will refuse to do its share in this supreme crisis. And he looks at Sir John in the eyes and he says, Monsieur Le Marchechele, it's the France who is suppli. Feel Marshal or whatever. It's France who is begging you. The honour of England is at stake. And he's been thumping the table. is doing that. And then there's this long silence. And everybody looks at Sir John French with great red face, bright redder than ever. And there are tears trickling down his cheeks.

And he tries to say something in French. But he can't, he stumbles on his words. And eventually he just turns to one of his officers and he says, damn it, I can't explain. Tell him that all that men can do, our fellows will do. And the officer says in French to Jouf, the field marshal says, yes so we so joff drives back to his headquarters whereas junior officers are waiting now he knows that some of them are very skeptical about this they worry that their men have been retreating for so long they're too tired or they're too demoralized but joff gathers them and he says it's now or never it's victory or death gentlemen we shall fight on the man and that night he gives the final order to his million men troops who can no longer advance must keep the ground that

has been worn at any cost. They must die where they stand rather than give way. Now, that same day in Paris, his old boss, General Galliani, dying, has been talking to his subordinates. And one of these guys says to Galliani, well, what happens if it goes battling? What happens if we're overwhelmed? Where should be the point that we retreat to? Galiini says to him, nowhere.

We fight to the death. Great stuff. So, Dominic, this is, I mean, this is three. thrilling, isn't it? Because at dawn on the 6th of September, the artillery barrage begins, thousands and thousands of guns. And I guess this is, I mean, a noise like it has never been heard before. It's the greatest man-made storm in history. And then for fans of French military bugles, the exciting moment comes when they sound, tens of thousands of Frenchmen begin to pour forward. The French Elin, combined with French industrial might and the battle of the Marne begins and the excitement is so intense that I can't really cope with it.

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Dominic, the Battle of the Man has begun. Just how exciting is it? Tom, it's unbelievably exciting. So where are we? We're in Paris. We're on the night of the 7th of September, 1914. So the Battle of the Marn has now been raging for two days. But at his headquarters, General Galliani, he's got a dilemma.

On the front, you know, it's all kicked off. And Joff needs every man that he can get. And they have commandeered every train and every truck in the city to get men to the front. However, the railway network is so. So clogged, the trains are wounded, with supply trains, with refugees and whatnot, that basically the whole system is close to breaking down. The Army's 7th Division have been on trains for 24 hours. They are now stuck in a place called Pontin, which is a suburb of northern Paris.

Now, Gelliani wants to get these men to the front. You know, the front, Tom, you may be wondering how far the front is. I'm wondering that. It's miles away. It's some miles, I put it that way. Some distance. So they can't walk anyway. How are they going to get there?

There's talk of using army lorries, but there's basically none left. And then somebody at Galeen in his headquarters, maybe Galeini himself says, you know, I know this sounds mad. Let's feel. But could they not take taxes to the front? Now, Paris normally has 10,000 taxes. And only 3,000 of them are operating, basically because so many drivers have gone to join the army. but 3,000 taxes is not nothing. And so Galliani says, great, let's do it.

So one of his officers rings the central police station and says, I want all taxes, every single tax in the city, sent to the Esplanade des Anvalide. So there's big, you know, the avalide, the big military complex when Napoleon is buried. In every street in Paris, the police go out and they flagged down these taxes. They basically kick the passengers out, and they say to the drivers, go to the military college at Les Invalide.

Now, most of these taxes are, Renault taxis. So I have to say, I'm not a massive fan of a Renault car, but there you go. They've got room for about five people each, and they can go no faster than 25 miles an hour. But by the standards of the day, that's not bad. It's quicker than walking, isn't it? It's a lot quicker than walking. Considering how many miles they've got to go.

Well, exactly. And we don't want to really, you know, we don't want to pin down exactly how many miles because we don't want to give everything away. But it's quite a distance. I think that's a detail for our subscribers, no? But it is a distance. So about 10 o'clock, the first convoy of taxis heads out, about 250 cars. They're led by this officer called Lieutenant Levasse, and only he knows where they're going, because it's a secret. And he says to the drivers, right, you stay in single file, you turn your headlights off, you can use your sort of reel, your kind of tail lights, but not your headlights.

The drivers, I have to say, are very, very unhappy about this. They're unhappy about losing their fares. They're also unhappy about driving with their lights off because they say, well, we're just going to drive into each other, which indeed a lot of them do. Anyway, after an awful lot of kind of getting lost and faffing around. By 4 o'clock in the next morning, these empty taxis reach a place called Damata, which is northeast of Paris. There's nothing there.

There's nobody there to meet them. So the drivers just get out and lounge around in the sunshine because it's a sunny day. And a nice detail, past them go loads of blokes on bicycles heading to the front. and the drivers all shout, Vively cyclist, Vively cyclist, whatever. That must have been inspiring to see taxi shouting,

as he's lying there with like a bottle of wine on the verge of the road eating his cheese. Anyway, they're eventually redirected to a railway siding near a village called La Barrier, and here they find their men,

their passengers, and these are the men of the 103th and 14th infantry brigades. And the soldiers, the men, cannot believe. leave it when the taxes turn up. Because in 1914, you only took a taxi if you were rich. Taxes are a luxury. And what is more, of course, most of these men have never been in a car of

any kind. So it's very exciting. They get into these cars. There's now, the convoy is swollen to about 400 vehicles. This is the first instalments of the taxis. And there's other vehicles, too. So they've managed to rope in some buses. They've got some limousines. And they've even got a couple of racing cars. I mean, imagine going to the front of a racing car. I love the contribution of the Grand Prix to the war effort. So there's the guy who's driving Joff around and now they're driving soldiers up to the front. There's magnificent reflection on French sport. And cyclists, right? Yeah, them as well. Vively cycliste. Great stuff. So the soldiers have been on the road, you know, on the train for ages. So they're knackered. Most of them try to sleep in the cars.

It's very difficult actually because it's an incredibly unrelaxing journey. The, the Cars, because they've got the headlights off, they keep bumping into each other, they keep getting flat tires, they keep getting lost and breaking down. Anyway, you asked how long it was, Tom, and actually, I'm going to give you the detail now. I'm not going to make you join the rest of history club. It's 30 miles. It's 30 miles. They've gone 30 miles, so as dawn is breaking on the 8th of September, they reach this village called Nontoi, which will be pleased to hear, because I know you're a big fan of this organization, is near Disneyland Paris today. But presumably not then.

they should have a ride. It'd be a brilliant ride, the Texas of the Marne ride, wouldn't it? First World War theme park. Actually, they have that theme park. Pidufu. You know that place where you can go and do, there's like Verdun and stuff?

Yes, and gladiators and things. Yeah, it's run by, it's run by like monarchists, French monarchists or something. Dominic, if only you knew someone at Disney and you could get them to do a miracle of the Marne ride. Bob, if you're listening, you know what to do.

You know what to do. They're going to call us. Exactly. Right. Anyway, so basically they've reached Disneyland. They decant the soldiers and now the soldiers can take their place on the front line to defend their homeland. And the reason we've spent so much time on this story is that this in France becomes probably the great legend of the First World War, a symbol of patriotic solidarity, a sign of the determination of the French people to drive the invaders from their sacred homeland, all of this kind of stuff. And the story kind of spread in the years after the world, but it really was turbocharged in the 1950s. There's a writer called Jean Dutour who wrote a book called The Taxes of the Man. And he said, and I quote, that this was the single greatest event of the 20th century,

which is a big claim. Greater than the Angels of Monce, surely not. Even greater, I think, than the Angels of Monce, Tom. And I think it's interesting because he wrote that in 1956. And the context of that was that France had just been kicked out of Vietnam. They'd lost at Diembeen Fu. Things have just kicked off in Algeria. They're obviously still very bruised after Second World War and the humiliation in 1940.

And people were desperate for going to patriotic consolation. So the story of the taxis of the Marne became incredibly important to them. And if you go to the Army Museum at Lesain Valide, I'm sure Theo is there all the time. They have a very handsome, old, Cunot taxi with, I almost said that in a French way. That was weird. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Yeah.

It's getting more of a... One more fact of the phone as you go on. Exactly. Inspector Cluzzo joins us now on the rest of history. It's got a red body and yellow wheels. And it's registration. Do you know it's registration? Of course you do.

It's 2862G7. Is that significant? No. It's just an interesting fact. You just knew that. I think that's a single most boring fact we've ever had on the rest of history. No.

No, I tell you the worst fact, the fact that you wanted to cut out, General Cuth's... Father's beard. Oh, this is even more boring than that. No, no, no, no. But the whole story is incredible, right? And I'm wondering if, as with the Angels of Mons,

whether there have been skeptics and people who've doubted its veracity and whether it actually mattered at all. Oh, well, hold on. Nobody doubts its ferocity. So this is the difference with the Angels of Mons. It definitely happened. There's no question about that. However, did it make any difference at all?

None whatsoever to the story. It's completely inconsequential. So basically, the tax is transported about 4,000 men out of a million. And the idea that it's this sort of hurrah, hurrah, very Hollywood, kind of rousing music, everybody's shaking hands and saying, Vive la France, is not really right. The driver has spent the entire time complaining. They basically kept saying, are we going to be paid for this? I'm not doing this for free.

So are the meters on? They kept the meters running. Of course they get the meters running. And the French government eventually agreed. that they would pay them a quarter of the amount on the meter. They were paid 130 francs, which is the equivalent of a fortnight's wages, which is not

bad. And it's better than being shot, isn't it? It is better. Getting horrible blisters. And the thing about the First World War is everybody thinks of it as it's all very boring and it's about munitions and barbed wire and trenches. In reality, the First World War is an absolute kind of, it's fertile

territory for myths, for legends, for patriotic inventions, all of this stuff. This is what we'll be exploring in our bonus on the age of Le Mans. The supernatural stuff plays a big part in the way people think about the first world for example because it's the age of spiritualism. Anyway, let's get back to planet Earth. What has been happening at the front?

You described at the end of the first half how the storm had broken at the beginning of the 6th of September. All of these hundreds and hundreds of thousands of Frenchmen and more than 100,000 Britons armed with 3,000 heavy guns charging forward on this vast front line that goes from in Paris all the way to Verdun in the east. And actually, the person who probably incarnates the spirit of that day is a man who's not well regarded in France these days, who is the future top collaborator, Philippe Petin,

who is a great star, actually, of the Great War. Petin, adorn on the 6th, told his men, he said, right, we're going to advance on this village, Saint-Bont. And his men, yeah, they're tired, they're anxious, they hesitated. Peyton got off his horse, he went up to the front line, joined his infantry, and he said, I will lead you personally, and he personally led them towards the front. So in other circumstances, it would be a very inspiring story, and everybody in France would know about it. But unfortunately, Payton had rather let himself down in 1940s, so it's not as celebrated as he might be.

In 1914, Napoleonic Ella. Yeah, totally, is what you want. But is it enough? you know, we've, surely the lesson of the battle of the frontiers is that patriotic ala is not, you know, you have to, there's a lot of industrial might that is required alongside sort of fighting spirit. Well, presumably that you need, you need a good strategy and you need good timing. You do indeed. Now, the thing with the Battle of the Marne is it is so vast that it actually isn't really one battle. It's several battles going on simultaneously. And the interesting thing is that officers in one part of the front generally have no idea what's going on elsewhere. So in some places the French actually do very well. So, for example, on the, if you imagine in the West side,

the French Fifth Army absolutely batters Karl von Boulof's German Second Army. At the same time, the British are advancing actually almost unchallenged into this crucial gap between the German second and first army. So that's von Boulogne and von Cluck. So there's a brilliant detail in Max Hastings book. He records Lieutenant Lionel Tennyson, who was not only the grandson of the poet Tennyson, but also becomes some England cricket captain.

And he says that while the French are furiously fighting the Germans, we passed Jimmy Rothschild's beautiful house and saw masses of pheasants running about everywhere and longed to be able to stop and get some. And then another detail that this is reported by some other guy, quoting Max Hastings again, Seeing the road littered with weapons and equipment, Egington, so this is the guy who sees it, was fascinated and rather shocked that one of the abandoned German vehicles proved to be laden with women's underwear. Wow. See, I think the British have the right attitude. They're doing a lot of fighting, but not too much.

You know, they're also strolling around kind of inspecting pheasants and whatever and underwear. But actually, the Allies don't have things all their own way, because in the East, they do quite badly. The Germans are quite close to breaking through at Nonsie and at Verdun. and in the centre things are very, very tight. So there, Ferdinand Foch, who is commanding the 9th Army, the French, is taking on the German Third Army. It's very dicey. It's when Foch sends Jof one of the most famous messages in French history.

My centre said, my right recule, situation excellent, I attack. My centre is giving way, my right is retreating, situation, excellent, I'm going to attack. and that sort of you know the sort of combination of like you're going backwards and going forwards at the same time is the whole battle in microcosm because on the morning of the 8th of September

the Germans launched this massive bayonet charge against Foch's right and they pushed them about eight miles back but the Germans were so tired that after eight miles it just stopped and most of them just sat down and started went to sleep they stopped for a second

and they were so exhausted They just fell asleep. But Foch's men, who would think would now seize the advantage, they are equally shattered. And also by now the weather has changed, which is actually a crucial part of this story. The weather changes. It starts raining. It becomes very foggy. So the French have no idea actually where they are.

Literally the fog of war. The fog of war, exactly. So really, the story of the man, the victory is not won so much on the battlefield is in the head. It's basically a test of nerve. Do you think you're winning or not? or are you going to give way? And the problem for the Germans is their communications are terrible. So on the western side, these two really important armies, von Klux's first army and von Boulog's

second army, there is no direct cable link between the two until late on the 9th of September. So the two commanders have no idea where the other one is and what is doing, and they're sort of fighting separate battles. And the Supreme Commander, Helmut von Moltke, you know, formerly Spar, Obitue, very depressed, thinking about reincarnation, he's 150 miles away in Luxembourg. And he has no idea really what's going on, sort of studying, you know, wire, sort of wire reports and getting very anxious. And he sends West a really, really important figure who's an obscure lieutenant colonel called Richard Hensch. And after the war, the American chief of staff said that the allies should build a hall of fame and build a statue to Hensch and give it pride of place, which seems very peculiar, but I'll explain exactly why that is. Hensh is a very smart guy, as an intelligence officer who works for the German general staff, and Malka has been using him as an emissary to all his generals.

And by the 8th of September, so a couple of days, two or three days into the fighting, Mulk has got in a massive panic, and he says, I'm going to send Hensh to the front to talk. to Kluk and Bulov. Hensh goes to the headquarters of the German Second Army and there he finds this public Bulov in a massive funk. So the second armies are in a real trouble.

Budov says, my troops are exhausted. The Allies are in danger of breaking through the gaps. Budov himself is in a terrible state. Like all, first of all, General's, he's got 68, he's got massive thyroid

problems and he's got severe arterioschlorosis. Is there any of you? He doesn't have a kind of fatal illness. I don't think so. I think because the nature of it is you don't become a sort of Supreme Commander-type person, till you're in your late 60s. And at that point, people have had a very unhealthy lifestyle, I think, probably. There's been drinking a lot of fine wines, and it hasn't done them any good.

Late on the 8th, while he's talking to Hensch, Boulof starts to get these more reports in the front. The Allies are breaking through, and he says to Hensh, my army's being reduced to cinders. We're facing total catastrophe. And Hensch says to him, well, look, Malka has given me authority to say to you, if you want to retreat, it's your call. And this is the first time that anybody in the German army has really talked about retreating. So this is a kind of landmark moment. They don't make the decision straight away, but overnight, the mood gets bleaker and bleaker.

Three times, Buleoff breaks down and floods of tears, says, you know, I can't cope with this. Like, I'm too stressed, we're going to lose. My men are all going to die, all this kind of thing. And at 5 o'clock in the morning, they get reports from air reconnaissance that the French are coming ever closer. And so at 9 o'clock in the morning, at 9.02, in fact, we love a forensic fact. Hensh says to Boulof, okay, fine, make the call, retreat. So Boulof, whose nerve is basically snapped now, issues the order for his second army to retreat. So now Hensk continues his driving tour of the front, the most disastrous drive in German military history.

He drives 50 miles west to the headquarters of Alexander von Clux's First Army. It's a terrible journey. The roads are clogged with terrified refugees. There are exhausted and wounded soldiers everywhere. There's loads of artillery. There are wounded, you know, there's kind of men lying in the ditches, whatnot. It's a complete war zone. And at various points, his car actually comes under attack from his own side because it's so confused.

And the order is broken down. He arrives at First Army headquarters. When he gets there, the first army officers are actually quite. confident. They say, yeah, the British should come in, but we reckon we can handle the British. We've handled them before. And Hensh says, no, no, no, the second army is already retreating. So you probably need to fall back too. And the first army officers are stunned. They're like, what? We think we can win this. And he says, no, no, no, Malka has told me I've got authority to make these decisions. You know, you should pull back. So by the time he goes back to Luxembourg,

the decision has actually been made. And later that day, the French advanced on where the Second Army had been, a place called Montmirai, and they're astounded when they get there because there's nothing there. Von Bulow's Second Army has vanished. In their wake, they've left fields of strewn with rubbish, including an unbelievable quantity of empty wine bottles, which probably tells its own story. The Germans have had a fine old time in the back of the battle. The next day, the 10th, is the same story further west. So Max Hastings quotes a gunner called Paul Lantier who had survived the slaughter at Verton

in the Ardenne that we talked about last time this bloat Lantier's unit they wake up and they just find it's really weird. The birds are singing the sun is shining, there's no guns and a load of French infantry march passed and the colonel of this unit marching past shouts

we've won. The Germans are retreating all across the line. Nantier said afterwards the news as it passed from mouth to mouth shook us with joy. Victory, victory, when we were so far from expecting it. So the Germans have cracked. The French have won. And for the French, this becomes an absolutely legendary moment. It achieves a kind of sacred status as the miracle on the man. And the guy who actually coined that expression, unfortunately, at the end of the year, was an ultra-nationalist, anti-Semitic writer called Maurice Bages.

And he basically said the miracle on the Marn, you know, this element that you talked about in the angels of Mont's bonus, the supernatural, very important to sort of very right-wing ultra-nationalist writers in France. And he said this is,

I associate the miracle in the Marn with, and I quote, the eternal French miracle, the miracle of Joan of Arc. The idea that, you know, in extremists, somehow God will intervene and he will save France from the invaders. I mean, actually, of course, the people who really deserve the credit,

A, the French soldiers, and B, Galiini and Jophe, who in the crucial moment had not panicked, as their successors panicked in 1940. And Jophe, in particular, when he's sitting there eating his enormous lunches, he has chosen the right moment to strike back. I mean, his grasp of timing was perfect. But if you read most accounts of them on, actually most historians are less interested in what the French got right and more interested in what the Germans got wrong. You could blame the individual generals for changing their plan, but I think most historians would say the real problem is actually with the whole concept, the Schleifen plan, the Schlefenm, the Schlef and Molka plan. This idea of the six-week timetable was so unrealistic that there's probably no way that it could have worked unless the Allies panicked and lost their nerve.

that basically if the allies kept their call, the wheels were always going to come off, the German juggernaut. So can I ask, is there a sense perhaps that the commitment on the German part to this plan means that they are less able to kind of think on their feet than they would otherwise have been? It's an interesting question because, of course, when they do think on their feet, it goes wrong. When they start to change the plan, I think that the truth of the matter is that the German plan is born of a really poor, strategic position, which is your sandwich between France and Russia. And so they're probably right that the only, I mean, I suppose they could have just sat and done a defensive war and waited to be attacked by the Allies, but I mean,

who wants to be attacked on two fronts? I think they were probably right that in an offensive war, this was the only way they could win, but it's just a massive, massive gamble. I mean, if they, you know, would it have worked better if they had stuck to the original and not improvised? But the improvisations are forced on them by the fact that. the plan is simply impossible to stick to. Yeah, I think to some extent you're absolutely right,

that they have to start improvising. And I think as well maybe there is a psychological element to go back to your question. I think if you have been told, we have to do this in six weeks and this is the only plan that will do it, when the plan starts to go wrong, massive panic, yeah.

Well, this is exactly what happens. So I think the Germans are probably psychologically much more shaken by their retreat from the Battle of the Marne than the Allies were by their retreat from the Battle of the Frontiers. Well, the British love a retreat,

don't they? You'd be like going backwards because you know you're going to win that way. Well, you lose first, and then you retreat and then you win. Exactly. That's the story of all British history. Because all the accounts

that you have, the sort of diaries and letters, German officers are talking, and they say, you know, people are crying, they're devastated, they're confused, all of this kind of thing. I mean, here's a key thing, and I think it's really, really important in the long run in German history.

At this point, they didn't think they were losing. A lot of people in the Battle of the Month thought they were winning, or that at least they were holding their own. They didn't feel like a beaten army when they got the orders to go backwards. So I think it's actually here, a month into the war, that you have in embryo the origin of a very poisonous political meme, I suppose, which is the idea we've been betrayed. We've been cheated. Okay, so stab in the back? We've been stabbed in the back by defeatists in high places. Now, at this point, they're not talking in such explicit terms, and they're obviously

not talking about, you know, communists, Jews, all the rest that they blame at the end of the First World War. But there is this sense, we should have won. You know, we deserved victory. And for some reason, it has been denied us. And Dominic, where is the Kaiser in all this? Is he hanging out with Molka? The Kaiser's hanging around at the back.

Obviously, he's as baffled. and as confused and as angry as anybody, although he's not quite as devastated as von Malka is, because von Malka, who as we've said is sickly and depressive and basically always on the brink of a breakdown, I mean, he's really taken this whole business incredibly badly. And in fact, during the battle, during this period, he's been writing these extraordinary letters to his wife.

I cannot find the words to describe the crushing burden of responsibility that's weighed on my shoulders in the last few days. The appalling difficulties of our present situation hang before my eyes like a dark curtain through which I can see nothing. The whole world is in league against us. It would seem that every country is bent on destroying Germany once and for all. They're very self-pitying, but also there's a lot of guilt, actually. He says I feel sick to think of how many Germans have died. Often terror overcomes me when I think of this, and I have the feeling that I must answer for this horror.

I mean, this is very sub-ideal from your Supreme Commander. Yeah, that's not great, is it? And when people go to his headquarters in Luxembourg, they're horrified by what they find. I mean, again and again, people say, God, he's a wreck. He's a broken man. There's one general who turns up called Carl Einem. And Malka just says to him, my God, you know, how could this have happened? And Einem loses his temper with him and says, well, if you don't know, who knows?

You should know better than anybody. How could you have remained in Luxembourg and allowed the reins of leadership to slip from your hands? So a few days after the Battle of the Marne, 14th of September, Malka really starts to lose it. He's sort of pacing up and down the room in a very agitated way, whistling through his teeth. And basically, word gets back to Berlin. People say to the Kaiser, you've got to fire him. He's got to go. He's lost it completely.

So on the evening of the 14th, the Kaiser appoints a new Supreme Commander, a new chief of the general staff. And he is a much chillier character. He is the Prussian war minister, Eric von Falkenheim. It's a good name. I mean, we've mentioned this. Like the falcons swooping down. Exactly. Now, he's from a Prussian land-owning family, which means he's a Juncker.

But actually, unusually, he's quite young for a top general. So he's only 53. And he is greatly disliked by everybody else. It will amaze people to hear. He's a lonely kind of saturnine kind of man, very often. He has death in his eyes. He almost certainly does, cold eyes. Churchill thinks he's brilliant, though, doesn't he?

Churchill rates him as the best of the German generals. I think he probably is, actually. I think Falconheim makes a series of pretty decent calls. I think he knows what he's doing. The other generals don't like him for what they call his mocking superiority. So he thinks he's better than they are. The Kaiser likes him, though. I mean, he's spent a lot of time sucking up to the Kaiser.

And Falcon Hein, he's smart. He thinks it's always, I always thought it was going to be a long war. He thinks our priority, you know, for Germany is what we have, we hold. We're probably not going to win this on the battlefield. If we win this at all, we'll win it politically. Ideally, we're probably going to have to strike a deal with one of our adversaries, probably Russia. You know, we'll have to fight the Russians to a standstill and then strike a deal with them. But in the short term, obviously the priority is to find a new defensive position.

Now, the Germans, like the British and the French before them, have not lost their cohesion. They retreat in very good order. And they're nowhere near giving up. They're still inside French territory, remember? They still control the industrial northeast of France. They still control the iron ore field of Lorraine, for example. They don't want to give that up. So on the 12th of September, they call a halt just above the River Aene in the northeast of France.

on the long kind of chalk ridge north of the river. And the next day, the French and the British, in pursuit, crossed the river after them. And it's a very cinematic opening to the Battle of the Aine. The British troops are kind of crossing on these pontoon, improvised pontoon bridges in dense fog. It's like the attack by the orcs on Osgiliath in the Return of the King film. Maybe you're not comparing the British to orcs.

I'm comparing the use of pontoon bridges and fog. important to put that on the record. But at this point, it has started to rain. So the weather has broken, the summer is over. Now, both sides at this point in previous wars, with it pouring with rain, they're absolutely exhausted. They've been going back and forth across France. In the Great Northern War, which you did recently on the show, they would have gone to winter quarters. Even Charles XIV would have gone to winter quarters.

But these days, people don't go to winter quarters. They keep going. And one reason for that is basically they don't need supplies. in the same way. They have tinned food. They have bully beef and stuff like that. So they can just stay out there for as long as, you know, throughout the duration. And so it's at the Ayn, this point, in mid-September 1914, that three key features of the first World War really become apparent. So first of all, both sides now are relying very heavily on their artillery. The days of cavalry charges are over. They are pounding each other with shells for hours on end. In some places,

you know, a shell will be landing every few seconds. So that's number one. And Dominic, the other thing, I'm guessing, you mentioned that this is Chalkland and Chalk is very easy to dig. So do the spades come out at this point and the picks? So digging and it's raining, right? So it's wet, wet chalk, you can dig it quickly. And if you're a German infantryman holding your position under attack from the Allies,

the obvious thing to do is to take out your trenching tools. The Germans actually have better trenching tools than the Allies do. they've been practicing digging trenches for the last 10 years and of course they want to hold their positions they're not anticipating moving so they dig very deep and this is one reason why

for the whole of the First World War the German trenches are usually better than the British ones the Germans don't want to leave their trenches whereas for example the British or the French their expectation is that they will advance and move on to new positions I've never really thought of that

I've learned something so oh wow that's you've actually God, Tom, you've actually gained something from the podcast. I have. That's lovely. That's lovely. First time in 700 episodes or whatever. It's a wonderful moment.

A few times before this, but that's a very good insight. That's a top insight. Well, I mean, it's not my own. It's in every single book about the first world. I know. I know. It just never really registered until I heard it from your lips. Okay.

Oh, that's lovely. So that means the character of the fighting now has fundamentally changed. Waterloo, 100 years before. done and dusted pretty much in a day. But there's no way that's going to happen again. These battles are going to take weeks or months. And a lot of the time, they will involve men cowering in their trenches from shellfire before the whistle or the bugle goes and they have to go over the top.

So this is actually the third element of the First World War that is different from other wars, maybe not the American Civil War. And it's a sense that this will never, ever end. It's a sense of interminable hopelessness. so now you have men the scenes for the first time they're pouring with rain men are knee deep in mud

they're covered in dirt they're hungry they're exhausted the British we mentioned what they're wearing the British have been wearing the same clothes since the Battle of Mons they haven't changed in all that time it's a lot of pubic lice almost certainly

and the weird thing is even though they're not moving they're still losing 2,000 men a day killed and wounded so they're just sitting there and they're just being pummeled by shellfire and of course it's the same for all sides. There's a quote, I can't remember which book this was in.

Maybe Max Hastings. Creston Anderson, a German soldier. He writes his diary on the 28th of September. We all know we're on our way into the jaws of hell. We aren't ourselves. We're hardly human any longer. At most, we're well-drilled automaton's. God, if only we could become human again.

And he never did. He was killed two years later at the Battle of the Somme. And that's the kind of sentiment I think you see a lot in the First World War. but you didn't see it so much in other wars where every day is different. There's a tremendous variety. You're kind of riding or marching about. And there's a sense that, who knows, the war could end next week. This time, I think everybody knows this is not going to be over anytime soon.

So the issue for both sides is how on earth you break this deadlock now, now that you started digging in. And this is the one thing that Schlefen had feared. It was the reason he had dreamed up his plan. And from this point onwards, I think the story of the war is both sides, we've come out of various wheezes, gas, massive kind of frontal attacks, tanks, all of these different things, to try to break the deadlock. But there is just one last chance that the Germans could snatch victory before Christmas. Because by mid-September, the trenches stretch all the way. south-east of the border with Switzerland. Okay, and they stop there, do they?

Yes. So why don't the Germans do what they've done to Belgium and go through Switzerland? The Swiss, you can't underestimate the Swiss, I think. A crack at the Swiss? A crack at the Swiss? That's the great question of history. Why has nobody ever had a crack at the Swiss? I don't know.

Maybe a Swiss listeners, if we've got any Swiss listeners, they'll be able to explain. Don't they all do military service? Yeah, they do, but I'm just thinking, you know, the Germans could just say, you know, like they did with Belton. We're really sorry. We've just got to go around the corner. But I think it's actually hard to go through Switzerland, isn't it? I mean, it's not like flat with loads of railways. I mean, although they have very good railways in Switzerland,

but I think they're built for tourists rather than built for kind of a million men. Well, I just straight it out as an interesting question. Crikey. That's just not an angle I've ever. So in all those books on the First World War, I've never seen anybody, you know, Max Hastings, all these great scholars. Yeah, well, they haven't got my grasp on the operational level. That's what it is. Clearly not. Well, anyway, the trenches stretch all the way to this board, and you can't go beyond that. It's off limits.

That's the rule. Yeah. But above the River Ane, right, there is a 170-mile space to the channel. If you could reach that, if you could go up around the trenches through this space, you could outflank your opponents. And then maybe, you know, who knows? You could get into their rear and cause all kinds of carnage. So for two months, for the next two months, through is what is called the race to the sea.

And the Germans are launching assault after assault going over further and further north trying to break through. And the Allies are kind of catching up with them. They're kind of keeping pace with each other as they're going further north. And they're sort of pushing them back. And so some of these battlefields, Albert, Arras, Tipval, Messine, they become very famous kind of first world war names. And by mid-October, this race to the sea has come down to the last bit of open territory.

And these are the fields, the flat fields of flound. just south of the channel. And there's one town in particular that represents the last hope of a German breakthrough. It's a medieval town. It's just inside the Belgian border. It's just 20 miles from the sea. And its name, Tom, will become synonymous with the First World War because this town is Ypres. Okay.

So in our next episode, we will turn to the struggle for Ypres, an extraordinary story of heroism but also of horror and we will also be exploring one of the most controversial stories of the entire First World War it reverberates into the Nazi period the Kindermort, the Massacre of the Innocence and members of the Rest of History Club, of course, can hear that episode as well as the next two episodes of this series,

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