The Rewatchables - ‘Breaking Away’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey
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with Sean Fennacy.
That's right.
Doing monologues now, coward style.
The thing about movies is you need an alpha.
Don't forget.
Furiosa is an alpha.
She is.
She is a character?
Yeah.
Yes.
She's an alpha.
I'm not going to see that one.
Okay.
CR, what are you doing?
You still working?
Nothing.
It's kind of laying low right now.
I don't know what month this is.
We'll talk about that in a second,
but breaking away,
one of the best movies for me,
for the 70s is next.
20th Century Fox presents Breaking Away,
the story of four guys
in imminent danger of turning 20.
How you doing, guys?
Well, we're a little disturbed
by the developments in the Middle East,
but who refused to give up immaturity
without a fight.
Smart move, Shorty.
Breaking away.
somewhere between growing up and settling down.
It happens to all of us.
All right, guys, we did Slapshot last week.
The following theme months are still alive
as we head into Breaking Away,
which came out in 1979.
This is one of the best sports movies, I think, ever.
70s month is still alive.
Okay.
70s Sports Month is still alive.
Sports movie month is still alive.
And Paul Dooley Month is still alive.
Yes, Dooley.
Wow.
Okay, so what's next?
Robert Altman's a wedding.
16 candles.
Yeah,
we just freelance with the fourth duly.
Okay.
Maybe we have the audience vote for it.
What if we pretend like Dooley's in heat?
It's like, yeah, you guys didn't see him.
He's in the back of the bank.
Dooley Month would be better than Rock Bottom Month.
We could keep the sport.
He's in Strange Bruce.
He's in Death Wish.
You could keep Dooley going with sports.
He's in Death Wish?
Yeah.
That also fits 70s movie.
We had a lot of crossover here.
Well, Dooley Month is still in play.
Breaking away.
I love this movie.
Let's start here.
The foursome movie.
Oh, yeah, the Beatles.
Breaking away, boys in the hood.
Stand by me.
Better known as the Byron Mayo.
The hangover.
The hangover.
Heather's, Mean Girls.
On TV, we had Entourage, Sex and City Girls, the O.C.
Get the four.
They're all different than each other.
There's an alpha, but then there's like a backup alpha.
There's like the weird, smart one.
there's like the wild card one
or maybe it's a little one like in this movie
like Butcher, yeah.
Why aren't there more Forsome movies?
I mean, I think you just rattle off a bunch.
I think it's like a great, it's a great starting
point for any movie, especially about youth
because you get to do the four quadrants.
You can find out about
all these different guys in different ways.
Is Diner a Forsome or is it more than four?
No, it's six. I did a lot of research for this actually.
American Pie I thought was four, but it's really five.
I love the idea of you going to the Smithsonian
and like really doing the work to find out how many
four-some movies there are.
Much better Google search.
some premature ejaculator.
It's like, all the press kids, the camera's going up.
Bill's like, how many guys are in last picture show?
Morgan Freeman and seven, you know, reading in the library after it's closed.
A lot of times it's three.
Yeah.
And I think four is better.
Okay.
Okay.
Because four gives you the wildcard character, like in this movie, the Jackie Earl Haley.
Who's in your New York late 2000s, early 2010, CR?
Oh, like my crew?
Yeah, you and Greenwald?
Who are the other two?
Me, Sean, Zach, and Caramonica used to roll as a four.
For some, me and Greenwald and Chuck and, you know, like, Dolan, like, we had, we had it.
See, Chuck would be great in a Forsome movie.
He's basically the Daniel Stern character.
I was going to say, he's serial.
Yeah, super thoughtful, kind of crazy.
Notice how to protect himself with a bowling ball.
Yeah.
Kicking and Screaming was three plus, plus the, uh, the, with Skippy characters.
Skippy's in the crew, right?
Yeah, I think that counts as four.
I don't know.
What's his name, Carlos Jacote?
Carlos Jacob, whatever.
Where do you stand up for some?
movies. I think they're great. I think they're really fun. I think they're like perfect though for a
sports movie because like they're a team. Like when you're in a friendship group that is like that,
that is that number, you all kind of like play a part the same way that you play a part when you're
on a team together. And so in this case, like the fact that they're synced together so well. And you
don't really know that that's going to happen when you're watching this movie. Yeah.
You don't really think like, oh, they're all going to come together to do something because there's no
real indication of that until like an hour into the movie. But I think they're a lot of fun.
The best part about this is also, like, the sort of natural inclination of people to split away and the guy who's trying to keep it together.
Yeah.
It's like, we have to get jobs together.
We have to, like, quit those jobs together.
Right.
We swim together.
We play sports together.
We go for chicks together.
It's like the guy who's like, I need this to be, this is my team.
I need this to keep going.
And the people who are like, yeah, okay, but like, I'm going to go to Chicago or I'm going to go to college or I'm going to do whatever.
Did you have a quartet?
No, it was always bigger or smaller.
I think four, it works the best in pregame shows.
Yes.
Yeah.
It works.
Golf foursums, if it's the right four people are always fun.
And dinner is always the best.
If you had the fifth person for dinner and just fucks the dinner up, then it's like two separate
conversations.
It's a great call.
Four feels like, and two people can team up against the other two people in some ways,
some can be closer.
And that's part of the Beatles get back, right?
it was the four, but it was really the two.
And then the other two were subjugated.
So you get all this hierarchy shit, too.
This is one of the best ones for foursomes.
But the other thing I was thinking,
we'll get to sports movies in a second.
This is a great opening bell take by you.
The Forsome movie?
I actually don't know why there's not more.
I feel like they should be cranking them out all the time.
The Walberg movie, you know?
Yeah.
Maybe the hangover kind of put the,
it's holding on.
to the crown for that for a while
you know like they
did I have that in there yeah
yeah you interesting
another one of you mentioned this before
about the welterweight belt
I was thinking about the welterweight movie
championship which isn't an
every year belt but these
movies that are beloved
movies that didn't cost a lot of money
that then
had this outsize importance
and feel like a heavy weight but they were really
147 pounds so just some examples
breaking away diner
she's got to have it.
Sex lies and videotape.
Before sunrise.
You can count on me.
Memento.
In the bedroom.
Lost in Translation.
Little Miss Sunshine.
Fruitvale.
Moonlight.
These movies, like,
they weren't made
with the same kind of budget.
Yeah.
They were underdogs the whole way.
But now we look at them backwards
and they're like,
oh, those are giant movies.
And it's like,
that's actually not what they intended.
I was just thinking about this last night
as I was going through this movie.
And it's Oscar footprint.
And I was like,
this is the past lives of 19,
You know, where it's like, this is just a smaller movie.
It's a character piece.
You know, it's made with just a lot of heart and sincerity and thoughtfulness.
And it just caught on with people.
Yeah.
It just clicked.
I mean, you were just, before we came on, he was just talking about its obvious influence
on Days and Confused, which is probably another.
That's another one.
Yeah.
But the only thing with Days Disconfused is confused, like some of the movies don't do well.
Like, Days Than Confused didn't really do well and then belatedly did well, right?
Like, this movie did well when it came out.
And they started putting in more and more theaters.
So there's this weird line of,
you know, sometimes these movies that we think,
oh, the indie eventual, like Swingers was like this.
Swingers was not a big movie.
It was quiet in theaters, but then on home video,
just like dazed.
But yeah, this movie was did pretty well in movie theaters
the same way that like, um,
yeah, this movie made $20 million in 1979.
Yeah, it had a 2.3 million budget.
With no stars.
If you're doing 10 times what your budget was for a small movie,
that's crazy.
I kind of can't,
I just can't believe they don't just make two of these a year,
you know?
That's why I was going with a force a movie.
If I was watching it, if I was watching TV or I was at the movies
and a preview came on,
it's like,
these four guys are going to be
in a bike race.
I'd be like,
I'll probably go
and break it away.
You know,
it's like,
of all the things that we get,
you know,
it's like we just don't get
a sports movie
that's a David versus Goliath story.
Well,
I think even more than that,
you don't get one made by the guy
who made bullet.
Like,
that's the other thing is like,
he's the one person
who's like so overqualified
for this movie in a way.
And I think that that is part
of what elevates the movie.
The whole,
like,
that's John Avinson and Rocky,
right?
Sometimes you strike oil
with like,
these half decent scripts with a really good premise
but then the right person's like,
oh yeah,
I'll do that one.
And then all of a sudden it happens.
Yeah,
it's like Peter,
we're doing dead poets
where you're like,
they didn't have to do,
they didn't have to make a high school movie.
He didn't have to make a high school movie
and then he knocks it out of the park.
Can we talk about Peter Yates really quick?
Yeah.
He made for the people listening.
He made Bullet with McQueen.
I think he's a big interesting intersection
for the three of us too in our tastes.
Because I know there's at least one that you really like.
Well,
he made Eddie Coyle.
He made Mother Jugs and Speed.
he made the deep,
which I think
was one of the most important
movies about childhood
just for like,
wait,
she's hot,
breaking away.
Eyewitness,
which people are torn on,
but I just think
it's an interesting movie
with the two stars
at the point in their career,
and they needed suspect with share.
I also really like,
all in like 20 years.
Hot Rock.
It's one of my favorites.
And Kroll was a big VHS
like fantasy adventure movie
for me when I was a kid.
Well said Anthony,
yeah,
yeah, yeah.
Bullet was probably his most famous movie.
Breaking Away was, I think, his most critically successful movie.
I finally read the Tarantino book, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Which I loved.
I thought it was great.
Cinema speculation.
I'm sure a lot of people who listened to this have probably read it or thought about reading it.
I loved it.
I thought it was so good.
But he has a whole Bullet chapter and was talking about the mechanics of McQueen in that movie
about McQueen's attitude toward movie stardom.
I thought it was so cool about how he would give
lines away, he would like less is more. I just want to chew up scenery. Just let me be a star.
Like, didn't really care about plots as much. And Tarantino writes this whole chapter about how
brilliant bullet is because it's not brilliant. Yeah. It's brilliantly unbrilliant. And I was trying
to think of like, what movie is like that now where somebody's like, no, actually take some,
you know, it's almost like you're serving a dinner. It's like, no, actually take the sweet
potatoes away. Take the broccoli away. Just stick with those three things. And then we'll bring in the
soup. And we're probably good.
We're just talking about, before we started,
Gosling and the Fall Guy and, you know, his whole career
and how most of his hits are more female-oriented movies,
like The Notebook and Barbie.
But for the real heads, it's these, like, really reserved,
kind of like fake McQueen movies, like, Drive.
Right.
Where he has no dialogue.
Yeah.
And he's just looking cool as hell.
Right.
And that's, like, the decision he's made.
It's like, placed beyond the Pines.
He's just wearing a Metallica T-shirt and his blonde hair.
He doesn't talk.
I don't know how many actors have figured that out of the mom.
modern era. But I think Pitt realizes like every couple years I just have to be movie star Brad Pitt.
He's becoming less and less verbal too. Like I feel like, you know, once upon a time in Hollywood,
he spends most of his time just kind of mugging. He went on an apple. Yeah. Yeah. I was listening to
an interview with Chris Pine recently because he directed his first movie and he was like doing the press
tour. He's telling the story about working on the Jack Ryan movie, Shadow Recruit. And he was like,
I wish that movie would have done better. I love that character. But I'm really glad I did the
movie because I got to work with Kevin Costner.
And the thing that Kevin Costner told me is basically what you were just saying about McQueen,
where he was just like, it doesn't really matter what's going on in the movie.
He's like, you need to hold the weight of the movie on your face.
And the camera will figure it out if you care enough to make this movie work,
which is like, on the one hand, crazy movie star bullshit, but also like, kind of true.
Yeah.
You know, when you're watching a movie, you're like, man, I really care what happens to this person.
Newman and Slapshot last week, just some of the scenes he has with no, just his facial expressions.
But anyway, Yates did Boilett, which was, you know, I think one of the most important action movies of the 60s and 70s, right?
Kind of like a turning point, I feel like.
Yeah, definitely one of them.
But then Eddie Coyle was the kind of movie that, you know, that's like laying the seeds for all the movies that CR and I probably like more than everyone else in the planet.
Yeah, I mean, it's one of my favorite crime novels of the George V. Higgins book, but the rendition of that is just incredible.
and like, yeah.
Just people kind of watching people from across the street as they go and get stuff.
And that's like a scene.
His sense of place is pretty amazing.
When you think about coils, Boston, right?
Yeah.
The Bay Area for Bullitt.
The deep.
And the deep.
Fucking scary.
The chicken blood.
Just where were you in the Caribbean in that one?
I can remember.
And then just like how fully realized like Bloomington is here.
Yeah.
And you just feel like, you know.
By an English director.
Yeah.
You can tell like what the weather is.
You know, you can tell like, oh, it's really humid here today probably.
You know, like, you have that feeling as you're going through the movie.
It does so much because this movie's like an hour and 40 minutes and it's so deep and so complex in a lot of ways.
But it just never slows down.
It's just like it keeps going in this one direction.
It's an emotional movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It plays a lot of the sports movie hits, but doesn't do it intentionally.
Can I ask you?
There's a lot of that, like, maybe those guys are better than us.
Like it's got like some of those beats.
but they're all earned and it's all really smart.
This happens every once in a while
when we're doing a movie that it's probably really big
for us when we were kids or younger
and then we've revisited it for this pod.
But did you guys,
were you guys struck by like being drawn to the parents more this time?
Or like how much parents there is in this movie?
Because I think when I was a kid,
I don't know if I zoned out during the Barbara Barry
Paul Dooley scenes,
but I only thought of this is a bicycling and young guy movie.
And then when you watch it now,
It's like 50-50.
Well, it's the best scene
and the best, like, dramatic scene in the movie
is when he finally is hugging his dad
and he won't let him go.
And then it just cuts to the mom
and she's got, like, the perfect look on her face, crying.
The other thing that I noticed is related to that,
that is so striking is the way that they talk about Cyril
and Cyril's dad.
And then the last scene when Cyril is, like,
looking around for somebody to hug
and there's no one there for him,
which is kind of similar.
Like, I don't, I had that written down to.
I would have never clocked,
that, but it's the same thing that you're talking about. It's like the parents and the
role that they play, especially for, like, you literally have a daughter. Yeah. The age of these
guys right now. It's a weird time in your life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Daniel Stern, it's such
like a cool choice that they decided to do that versus like just the sports movie ending.
Yeah. Yeah. Just like, everybody hugging me here. He's like, this is the greatest moment of my life,
but now I'm sad. Yeah. I don't have a person. I had this written down. Just the best
sports movie scripts ever.
And I think this is one of them.
Written by Steve Tess who won the Oscar.
McGuire, we did.
I think Rocky as a script is really good.
Yes, definitely.
Even though it's crazy because Stallone wrote it,
I still feel like it's in the combo.
It's a great script.
Bull Durham.
And I think the way back I would put up there.
Really?
Yeah.
I think that script.
I think that movie is unbelievable.
We'll do it at some point.
Yeah.
I think that's so well written and well-crafted.
That's cool to have a modern one in there.
But I'm sure there's more, but those were the first five that jumped to my head.
But, you know, with sports movies, usually the script matters less.
You know?
Yeah.
It's all about the big game.
Like, who's going to be the hero?
Yeah.
What are the mechanics of sports throughout the movie?
What are we leading to?
What's that last 20 minutes going to look like?
Yeah, I would add money to that, too.
Because that's like a very unlikely kind of sports movie.
Yeah, that's a good cause.
Yeah.
Yeah.
People are out there, like, there's various versions of the moneyball script that are floating around online.
So you can see, like, Sorkin's version.
Yeah.
And then what happened when it kind of got redone a little bit?
Yeah.
Yeah, Creed's a good one, too.
But this one is just like, this is an awesome indie script that they just made into a great sports movie.
I did my 70s sports movie Pantheon.
Okay.
Didn't tell you guys.
Is it a pyramid?
It's a pyramid.
A pyramid?
Yeah.
I haven't not been present for one of the pyramid unveilings.
So I feel honored.
You can wear in here for premature ejaculation.
I missed that.
I missed that. I missed that.
I was really sad.
If his mount came too fast more.
Getting facts straight.
By the way, apologies to the guy from the beginning of Halloween.
One of my buddies was an outrage.
We didn't put him in.
They go upstairs.
He's gone like two seconds later.
That's a tough one.
Sadly, he didn't get murdered by Michael Myers.
Maybe down the road.
He just has to live with his shame.
70 sports movie pyramid
Mount came too fast more
Mount came too fast more
Yeah
70 sports movie pyramid
I got Rocky at the top
Okay
In the triangle alone
Top level
Okay
When you're making your pyramid
Is it personal preference
Or is it importance
I think it's everything
I just think Rocky is the most important
sports movie this decade
For a slew of reasons
It also did really well
When it came out
It's a really good movie
It's a little slow now.
Is it the most important sports movie of all time?
I think it probably is.
It's definitely, if you're just talking about impact
and how much something's been ripped off and imitated.
That's another really good chapter in the QT book.
This is the Rocky Rocky Two stuff.
Next level, longest yard and breaking away.
Have them two and three.
Longest yard because it's like the first great modern sports movie.
Breaking away because it's such a great,
just start to finish.
finish film with real characters and this world you just go into and it's fucking awesome.
We'll talk about it.
Next level, I have Slapshot, Bad News Bears and Rollerball, which I think are all great movies
for different reasons and really distinct.
And also, like, Bad News Bears got ripped off a bunch too.
Slapshot we talked about last week and Roller Ball is just like an amazing look at where
football's going.
And maybe where society's going.
Then that next level, Jericho Mile, Rocky 2, North Dallas 40, downhill.
Racer. Oh yeah. That's my top
10. Downhill Racer, 69.
I thought it was 70.
69. I'm going to have to bump it.
Damn it. Well, now there's a slot open. Now there's a slot. Okay.
69, really? Pretty sure. Yeah.
One of my faves.
All right. Well, Bad News Bears 2. Breaking Training is going to get to 10th spot then.
What about Fat City? I don't know that one.
The boxing movie? Stacey Keech. Really good. If you haven't seen it,
recommend it.
I had fast break one-on-one fish that saves Pittsburgh and Bingo Long, as honorable mentions.
I like Bingo Long.
What's the one that you're always like, I'm personally insulting you by having that scene?
Yeah, it fucking makes me mad.
What is it?
Inside moves, but it's 1980.
Okay.
Yeah, you're a jerk.
Somebody from this movie is in Inside Moves.
Jackie Earl Haley's over.
Anyway, but the top 10, so Bad News 2 gets moved into the top 10.
That's exciting.
Third best movie of the 70s, in my opinion, for sports.
Breaking away.
Yeah.
Did you say Slapshot?
You did.
He did.
He has a lot beneath this and what's the other, what's tier two?
Rocky Longest Yard, breaking away, slap shot, bad news bears, roller ball.
What's your favorite?
Slapshot.
Definitely.
Roller ball is pretty interesting.
It's kind of like a knee movie.
It's all ideas and, you know, like the corporation destroying the player and everything.
Kind of a great, like they should just remake that with LeBron.
That would just be amazing.
And we'll have incredible, like right now.
With clutch.
I also, I have Jericho much higher, I think.
It gets tough, man.
The top, I think the top seven in some order is pretty established,
and then it drops off to the Rocky 2.
North Dallas 40s close, but that movie has the Mac Davis being like the quarterback.
I can't really.
That's a really tough one.
I love him at the, I just rewatched it.
He's really good in the movie, but it's so unrealistic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But he's weird as his first movie.
And he's really good.
He's going toe to toe with.
multi basically. He plays really well.
But I guess was he like a Doug Flutie type?
I don't know. I don't know.
Bingo Long is really fun to watch, but really slow and really 70s.
Like it's a movie that feels like it came out.
There's something like Brian's song and Banned the Drum Slowly and Bingle Long that really
feel like they came out 50 years ago.
Yeah.
Yeah. So this one.
Can you not get into banging the drum slowly because it's the Yankees?
No.
It's just that movie feels like a.
It came out in like 1950.
It was the first an era movie.
For this movie, one of the interesting wrinkles, Dennis Quaid, who you could make a case as the star of the movie, even though he's not.
I think you'd make the case for a couple of different people in the film.
I mean, he became the most famous person in the movie, but he's not the star of the movie.
He's the most, to me, the most important of the four for what his character.
No, no, no, hear me out.
for what his character is,
like the story they're trying to tell.
Like, this guy's like,
I've already peaked.
Yeah.
I'm not really smart enough
to do anything about it,
but I'm self-aware enough
to know that I've already peaked.
You can kind of see
where his life's going in a lot of ways.
The other guys,
it's like,
hey, Jack, Earl,
he's going to marry that girl
that'll have some kids.
They're going to stay there.
Yeah.
The Daniel Stern character,
I don't know.
He might get out.
He could see him going
cross-country.
The Dennis Christopher character,
I don't know where he's going,
but it'll be, he'll take a swim.
He's got a loving family.
It'll be something, yeah.
Quaid is like, this is who I am, I'm here.
I'm probably fucked.
One of the key reasons I like this movie
is that this movie doesn't follow the Dennis Quaid character.
Like, 99 out of 100 times, he is the lead.
Yeah.
Do you go back to his house?
We need you to ride the bike.
Yeah.
He gets on the bike when Dave gets hurt.
He's the best, yeah.
He's the best monologue in the movie, though.
Oh, about like, they're going to stay the same age
and we're going to keep getting older.
Yeah.
I'll do it later when we get to it.
I mean, he's great in the movie.
Don't get me wrong,
and he's a really important character,
but this is totally Dennis Christopher's movie, in my opinion.
There's this weird thing that happens
when you go back and watch films
that have ensembles like this,
and either some or all of the people
have become stars since then,
but they're unknowns then,
because, like, yeah, it's very conscientiously,
like, cast this movie where he was, like,
we needed to have unknown
or, like, young actors
who were not particularly self-aware
about, like, their public identity
or what people saw in them,
because you needed to be able to
truthfully be these characters
throughout all these different kinds of moments.
We've talked about that a lot on this pod.
That's like Renee Zowager and Jerry McGuire.
Or Sandra Bullock, it's a different movie.
Yeah, right, right.
And it's just an interesting that Quaid winds up having
this massive career after this movie,
but is, I think, a supporting character
to the Dave character ultimately.
I wonder if, because he's just a little bit older
than some of the other guys, too,
and he'd been in Hollywood for a few years
that they're almost like praying upon his like,
is he really going to make it quality
that like the character really needs to
where he's like, is my life over already?
I got to be like an uncredited stand-in
on two movies in the early 70s
and maybe I won't do anything anymore.
I don't know.
He's involved with PJ Souls at this point.
Get to her in a second.
W. Yeah.
Oscars, best original screenplay winner.
Nominated for Best Picture,
director, score, and supporting actress.
Stunning.
The mom.
Five Oscar nominations.
Kramer versus Kramer kind of blew this movie out of the water.
Beryl Streep, the movie itself, the director.
But Steve Tessich wrote Breaking Away Four Friends,
Eyewitness, Word of Cordon, Garper, American Flyers in like a five-year run.
Dude, loves the bikes.
Yeah.
Cycling.
But was a big playwright.
Yeah.
And then died pretty young.
Kind of peaked in the seven-year window and that was it.
Yeah.
But murdering flyers is also pretty.
pretty cool too.
Yeah.
Well,
you know I love that.
And this was like two scripts
that he had
that I think they put
together basically.
Yeah.
2.3 million budget
made 20 million.
Roger Ebert,
four stars.
Yeah.
Welcome back, Raj.
Love this movie.
Welcome back, Raj.
Still rolling from Fast Times.
One star.
What did he call it a Scuzz Pit?
I think he was like,
this is such a vulgar use
of Jennifer Jason Lee.
Yeah.
Didn't he used the word Scuzz Pit?
Yeah.
He said Fast Times was a Scuzz Pit.
He said Scus Pit.
Bad take.
It's a really bad take.
Quote,
Breaking Away is a wonderfully sunny,
funny, goofy, intelligent movie
that makes you feel about
as good as any movie
in a long time.
It is in fact a treasure,
which is why it's in half as many theaters
as trash like Bloodline.
Raj went on a fucking rant.
Bloodline was with Audrey Hepburn
and Ben Gazara,
who went on to play the guy in Roadhouse.
Yeah.
Who's based on a Sydney Sheldon movie
and Raj hated it.
I read that review too.
He's very upset about it.
Raj was doing, though,
where a movie's going,
in 1979.
It's kind of fun
doing, like,
when you do the drive-by
on another movie
in a different film
's review.
Very rare for him.
I think also,
uh,
he didn't,
he's kind of a moralist,
you know?
And like,
when it gets into the 80s
and all the slasher movies,
he gets really cranky,
him and Siskel are,
like,
complaining about Friday the 13th
and stuff.
And this is like
the early stages of him
being like,
what's happening to our movie culture,
like the new Hollywood is dying.
Yeah.
His other shit is coming along
that he doesn't like very much.
He would have loved Red Notice.
He also said,
Breaking away as a movie to embrace.
Movies like this are hardly ever made it all.
When they're made this well,
their precious cinematic miracles.
1979.
How many years ago is that?
That's, yeah, 45 years ago?
21 times...
I'm trying to do math here.
45.
45 years ago.
So Raj was worried about movies 45 years ago.
Yeah.
And now nobody will go to movies anywhere.
He's just like me for real.
Yeah.
At least people went.
to movies back then.
They'd be like,
I heard good things
about breaking away.
I'll go to the theater
and see it.
The make it for $2 million
and it makes 10X
is like a,
that's like a good business model.
Yeah.
That's the business model.
Yeah.
That's what they fuck about.
So nowadays breaking away
does what?
It never is released
in a theater?
Yeah.
It's a Disney Plus movie.
Sundance bought by Apple.
Yep.
And then it's just on the screen
next to like that Colin Farrell show
of Sugar.
It's like,
Sugar or Breaking Away.
What do you want to do tonight?
I saw Chris over the weekend, and he and someone else were talking about sugar.
And I know there's a big twist in sugar, and I just had him tell it to me, and I couldn't believe it.
Did you know this?
We don't want to spoil it, but I could not believe it.
Colin Farrell wants it being Italian.
What?
It's a Colin Farrell hates Mahitos.
I say, no, these things suck.
1979 box office is kind of interesting because it's like both things you're talking about.
It's like, on the one hand, it's Kramer versus Kramer and Apocalypse Now.
And on the other hand, it's Amniville Horror, Rocky 2, Star Trek, the movie, Alien.
Wasn't 10 this year?
Moon Raker 10, the Muppet movie.
It's like the rise of the franchise, the rise of the recognizable thing that you enjoy.
And also, Kramer versus Kramer is the biggest movie in the year.
That's so crazy.
106 million.
Adjusted, that's a lot.
Yeah, that's a shitload.
300 million, 400 million?
Top 10, domestic.
First of all, no movie made $100 million in the calendar year in 79.
Superman, the Amityville Horror.
Do I have anybody with me on Amityville Horror?
Why, you keep asking that?
It's like, what do you think you're talking to?
I think it's fine.
I don't know.
You're not invited.
I think it's okay.
Rocky 2, Star Trek, Alien, Apocalypse, 10, The Jerk, Moonraker, Meatballs, Escape from Alcatraz, Manhattan.
That was our top 12.
Also, The Warriors came out this show.
and breaking away.
And Kramer versus Kramer,
which made most of its money in 1980.
Fish that say Pittsburgh, great Santini.
You love a little Santini, right?
Some great movies.
I like Santini.
Yeah.
I don't like when they are mean to Stan Shaw in that movie.
It's tough for me.
I heard you just blaspheming Robert Duvall on your podcast.
I want to say, I just don't know.
It's not a blast team at all.
I think you should just watch his work and network.
and you can see that he was an alpha.
He was the LUCA of his time.
So is Jason Tatum's averaging 30 points a game.
Duval is a legend.
And so is Jason Taylor.
He's not like...
You think Jason Tatum is a legend.
No, I think Jason Tatum's on pace
to hit a lot of checkpoints,
just like our guy Bob Duvall.
Could he win an Oscar?
Can you win a finals MVP?
I was listening to the pod
and I had like a very, very, very small aneurism
when that part started
where I was like, no!
No!
No!
All right.
Have you done a Robert Duval Hall of Fame?
No, but maybe I should.
No, he's the whole life.
You haven't.
It would be impossible to do it.
You haven't.
There's so many movies.
You keep making excuses.
Okay.
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All right, most rewatchable scene.
Opening credits.
Can I just say, what a fucking opening credits?
When it cuts the shot, the wide shot of the quarry,
and it's just directed by period.
So you're like, I know these dudes.
I'm in good hands.
This is awesome.
I wrote the same thing.
They nailed the four guys in like two and a half minutes.
Sense of place.
You're like, I know all these dudes.
All right, the little guy, they're going to make fun of him.
That's like clearly the best athlete is going to get in a fight later.
Here's the quirky one with the blonde hair.
And then Daniel Stern, I know.
Watching it this time, I had forgotten that I think, is it Stern or Quay?
But Stern, I think, has the line where he's like, what is 19?
When you're 16, they call it sweet 16.
And when you're 18, you get to drink and vote and see dirty movies.
What the hell do you get to do when you're 19?
You leave home.
Nobody cares when you're 19.
And he's right.
Nobody cares when you're 19.
But then somebody else says, you get to move out of your house.
Like, you get to move out.
Like, basically, that's what you have to look forward to this.
If you can.
Yeah.
And we have to get crazy Dave reading, writing and singing in Italian.
Like, oh, this guy's a no job.
Next one.
Mike pretending he drowned and then getting pissed at the India University kids show up.
This is the big Dennis Quaid part.
I mean, here I am.
I got to live in this stinking town.
And I got to read the newspaper.
is about some hot-shot kid, new star, the college team.
Every year is gonna be a new one.
Every year is never gonna be me.
I'm just gonna be Mike.
20-year-old Mike.
30-year-old Mike.
Oh, mean, man, Mike.
These college kids out here, they're never gonna get old.
They're out of shape.
Because new ones come along every year,
they're gonna keep calling as cutters.
For them is just a dirty word.
For me, it's just something else I never got a chance to be.
They're going to keep calling his cutters.
To them, it's just a dirty word.
To me, it's just something else that never got a chance to be.
It's really gone for it.
It's like a fucking Bruce Springsteen song right there.
He was saying he was a really great quarterback.
He won't smoke cigarettes because he wants to stay in shape.
Every year it's a new quarterback.
Every year it's not going to be me.
I'm just going to be Mike, 20-year-old Mike, 30-year-old Mike,
old mean old man Mike
really going places
yeah
DQ
tragic tragic tragic figure
you like Dennis Quaid as an actor
I have another part
of the pod where I want to discuss this
the scene when Dave chases the truck
the Shenzanox truck yeah
is fucking awesome
love his part because he
one of the cool things about this movie
and I remember one of the people that wrote about it
said this so I'm stealing the point
but you always feel like something terrible is going to happen,
but nothing ever does.
Like probably the closest is when he hits his head when he's swimming.
Yeah.
I think that's in the Iber review.
Maybe it is.
Yeah, yeah.
There's like this sense of doom,
but there's never actually doom.
So when he's following the truck,
you just assume the guy's going to jam on the brakes
and he's going to slam into it.
But he doesn't.
It ends up being like a pleasant interaction.
The guy gets a speeding ticket.
Yeah, it's such a low wattage movie in terms of conflict.
Like, nothing's like there's like a bowling alley fight.
Yeah.
the uh
mike racing
this is the one time someone gets hurt
when he races the Hart Bochner character in the
in the pool
what a great villain that guy is we'll talk about him later
Ciar where'd you stand on the
Cizano 100
the Italians acted I thought
kind of unsportsmanlike
yeah definitely they really come off
as perks but that's so great that you romanticize
something your whole life and when you finally get a chance
to be around it they're just like these
fucking asshole Italians who are just like
Come on, man, fall back.
We're here to put on a show.
I love that scene immediately afterwards
when he goes back home
and basically says to his dad,
like, I'm dropping the Italian act.
Everybody cheats.
Yeah.
Everybody cheats.
Have that one as well.
The crying mom, I think,
is part of that scene, too.
And then...
Do you want to, like, defend
the Italians in any way,
being half Italian?
I don't.
We're not proud of the behavior.
Okay.
They disgraced all of us Italians
and half Italians.
The Little 500 race,
which is the last 15 minutes
this movie. The Indiana song is
incredible.
Dave gets hurt because we have to have some
sort of conflict.
The little guy gets on the bike.
The villains
taunt the little guy.
Look at the little guy.
Mike gets pissed.
It's like, come on, Mike. Fucking suck it up,
dude.
I still feel like this is Mike's movie
as much as Dave's movie.
We need Mike to get on the fucking bike.
And to get over his whole thing that he's just going to
grow old and not matter in this town.
Like, here's your moment, Mike, gets on the bike,
bust his ass around a couple
times. Dave gets taped back on.
And then, I think
one of the best moments in any sports movie,
the wide shot for the last two laps.
Oh, my God. Holy shit. Yeah.
So cool.
I don't know how they did it. I don't know
how they did it. It's like that creed,
the creed thing we talked about when did the creed part.
And it starts before it goes to the wide shot, there's that
cut of the, like, Dave's
perspective of the crowd going
by and going nuts as he's gaining on him.
And it's like, it's such an awesome, awesome, like.
Thousands of extras.
Overhead shot at the, you know, flash finish.
Never cuts away from it.
No.
Keeps it.
Incredible.
Such cool filmmaking.
Two laps.
It's like about over a minute.
It's like 70, 75 seconds.
And then the way that they're battling, I don't know how he does it, but he makes
his move, but he can't get by him.
And then you're like, oh, shit, he's not going to be able to get it.
And then all of a sudden he gets the inside track and just,
beats them. It's really great.
It's so cool. It's easily my pick
because it's just so exciting. Yeah,
the last race is just so perfect. Would you give it the
Kid Cuddy Pursuit a Happiness Award for Best Needle
Drop, too, when he crosses the finish line?
I think I gotta give it to his serenating
Catherine, but yeah.
I also do like the I.U.
song over the credits is a fun
one, too. Great celebration.
Dana Stern, nobody to hug.
Celebration stand. That's got to be the most rewatchable
scene, right? Amazing. Yeah.
I really like the old
Hald Dually
bringing them in tight
What stage the best?
What do you got here?
I think college towns
One of the things
I just wanted to talk about
was like I think the ones
that I spent the most time
in was like Poughkeepsie
because I had some friends
who went to Vassar
Yeah
But like that
The townie versus the college kids
tension
But also like
This town is just big enough
To like keep you occupied
And do some stuff
But it's still really
small. And you will walk by the same people
two or three times in a day.
Everybody goes to the same three bars.
Everybody goes because the same two pizza parlors.
That microcosm
is a perfect, like, movie setting.
I wish we have more college movies that were set
in places like that. Did you guys have
people to visit who were in college when you were kids?
Yes. I used to go, I guess,
when we were kids or when we were like in college?
Kids. No.
Like nine? Like how old?
Because I only knew, the only
colleges I knew were
Holy Cross, because we used to go there for basketball games.
So we'd be like, oh, they have a hill and kids walk around.
And then BC seemed huge.
And then Stonehill, because my Aunt Louise and Michael Don went there, and that was, like, tiny.
Yeah.
So then I would see breaking away, I'm like, whoa, it's like a whole city.
Do people go to college?
I just had no concept of what it was.
Same.
I don't think I saw a college campus other than St. John's until I visited colleges that I would go to.
Yeah.
So these movies have like, yeah.
I think to what you're saying, though, like,
I would watch these college movies and I'm like so interested in college,
like what the, just what it was.
It's so funny.
He's going to serenade these girls at a dorm.
Is this where the girls, they all live in a dorm?
Is this what happens?
You just don't know.
How are you going to know any better?
Probably just from movies is the only thing I knew about it.
Also, I just feel like the state of Indiana and sports in 1979 has aged really well.
This is Bert, right?
This is like the beginning of the Larry...
Isn't it 78-79?
It's like the Indiana State-Gican State game.
I mean, imagine the fever in Indiana when this movie came out.
I had this for a hottest take I'll just do now.
Oh, wow.
Apex Mountain for Indiana right here.
Bobby Knight, most famous basketball coach in the world.
He recruits Isaiah Thomas in 1979.
Okay.
Larry Bird's at Indiana State going undefeated.
About to go with magic.
Wayne Gretzky's on the WHA team.
Is he?
In 7879 and Mark Messier.
No.
And the team folds as they're filming this movie.
Was it an Edmonton Farm League team?
No.
It's just they fold and they sold the kids.
Yeah.
Breaking way they're making.
Michael Jackson releases off the wall in 1979.
That's right.
Gary.
Yeah.
The Yankees in 1979 draft on Mattingly.
Indiana zone.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
There's an awesome.
India is really cranking them out there.
Yeah.
There's an awesome Indy-500.
that year, Rick Mears beats Al Unser Jr.
Research that.
Jane Polly, the first lady of Indiana,
is hosting the Today Show with Tom Broca.
They're killing everybody.
Jesus.
He ends up getting promoted.
And then Letterman is guest hosting for Carson
about to get his NBC show.
Indiana's fucking killing it in 1979.
Wow.
That's something.
Clayland Clark.
Yeah, maybe it's a comeback.
Maybe somebody's filming breaking away.
What was Mike Pence up to back then?
Yeah, right.
Mike Pence.
Mike Pence was having an idea.
That's a good one, though, for what stage is the best?
Cycling movies?
I just like cycling movies because they're better than running movies.
Cycling movies, it feels like there's more, there's crash potential.
Sure.
And somebody might get sideswipes, somebody might get pushed off.
Running, people are just running.
What's going to happen?
It's cinematic.
It's something.
Cycling.
Just works better.
Are you in or out on chariots of fire?
It's kind of like the eating broccoli of great Oscars movies in the early days.
There's a couple of those.
I agree.
out of Africa also.
Gandhi's like that too.
Great movie, I wouldn't be like,
hey, let's watch Gandhi tonight.
We should redo the Oscars, but just in the 80s.
I just feel like they fucked it up, like, every time.
It just got too pretentious.
Yeah, yeah.
It was like the perception of what an Oscar movie was
versus just what should have won.
You should do that on the YouTube channel.
Let's do it.
Die Hard 2 should have won.
CR, how about this,
Forward Stage the Best?
The Pink Polo wearing blue Mercedes,
convertible driving
college swimmer
handsome villain guy
named Rod.
Named Rod.
Yeah.
Just great villain.
Who later goes on
to get killed
at Nakatomi Plaza.
Yeah,
hello is Ellis to me.
That's another
what's age of best though.
He's the same guy.
Yeah.
But with a sick beard
and die hard.
Yeah.
Robin Douglas.
Elite.
Just like in the pantheon
for 70s babes.
And, you know,
sometimes.
It's like we talk about when there's just a glut in basketball, there's just a lot of stars.
Sometimes not everyone can make the Omba.
It would be like the league is so talented right now.
Yeah, it's like, Jaylen Brown, sorry.
Did you see how many players there are?
You couldn't make it this year.
She's going against Linda Carter, Charlie's Angels, Catherine Bach.
She just gets lost in the shuffle.
Meanwhile, I was putting up 25, 7 and 9 every game.
Yeah.
She was the Anthony Randolph of her day.
All the tools.
I just rewatched the lonely guy.
She's, that's her other
Yeah, that's her other 10 out of 10.
She looks beautiful and the lonely guy.
I love the lonely guy.
Yeah, it's a good movie.
Hart Bockner's Blue 450S.
You liked it?
Yeah, I think it was the 78.
Really nice.
I love that moment when they're going to reverse
and he's following the car.
That's such a cool shot.
The 70s movies, the cars,
and when they have the downtowns,
there's just not a lot yet.
So it's like, it's like a sicko station.
There's like a diner.
There's like a hardware store, but they'll do the wide shot, and it's just like, ah, it's so simple back then.
Yeah, it's like a Chipotle, you know, and just all of these chains all over the place.
I was just, I love Chipotle.
I was thinking about this.
I think you and I are kind of definitively East Coast, right?
Like, we're a little bit like a little, a little mean, a little competitive.
Yeah.
But CR, even though he's from Philly, I feel like has big, like, Indiana Midwest energy.
Like super gregarious.
Like, like, yeah.
You know, there's a little darkness underneath, but, like, you're very open, warm.
You want the best for everybody?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Would you fit in with these guys?
Yeah, you would have made more sense in Indiana.
Yeah.
I would have been like a great like I use swim coach who also like directed plays.
Or the drama.
Yeah.
Drama teacher.
You know, another what's age the best.
Amy writes IMDB.
She's Jackie Earl Haley's girlfriend.
Nancy?
She was a bridesmaid in the deer hunter.
She was the babysitter in Amyneville horror who gets locked in the closet in the attic from
Jody, the ghost.
Tough beat.
She's the inside moves, the druggie girlfriend.
All four in a row, like just banging them out.
Good character actor.
You haven't seen Inside Moves.
I haven't seen Inside Moves.
Just trying to hurt me.
That's right.
You know what?
We're never doing Hunt for Red October until you see Inside Moons.
How about that, motherfucker?
How about that?
Don't tease me.
Nobody will ever get your hunt for Red October takes.
You were dangling the carrot of a couple of movies.
And, you know, I'm here for you.
Whatever you need.
I'll watch Inside Moves.
right now while you guys are talking.
What's age the best? Taggart as Mike's
brother? Oh, God.
Young Taggart.
He's seen, too, where he's just like, if
you keep doing this, if you keep hot rodding her on
campus, I'm going to take the car away, and Mike's like,
all right. It's like, all right.
You know, it's just like you get everything about the
brothers there. I feel like John Ashton's been
60 years old for 70 consecutive years.
I can't believe he's still alive. It's weird.
It's crazy. A song in the Axel F trailer, and I
honestly thought he died 10 years ago.
He's back. He looked pretty good.
Barbara Barry.
would say age the best.
Just awesome.
One of the all-time
great moms to me
on screen.
Sexual being too, Chris.
Her, uh, and that's right.
That's right.
She has knees as well.
You know what?
Parents have sex too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're learning that more and more.
Her passport scene.
You know, that's why I carry the passport.
Just awesome.
Our girl, PJ Souls.
Carrie,
buoyant plastic bubble,
Halloween, Rock and Roll High School,
breaking away,
private Benjamin and stripes in six years.
Married Dennis Quaid and lost out to Carrie Fisher for Princess Leah, Star Wars.
That's a very different movie with PJ Souls.
Yeah, it's probably...
I don't think it works as well.
I do love PJ Souls, though.
Rock and Roll High School, that's a great movie.
She really had it going for six years there.
So what's age the best?
The production team decided to call these kids cutters because the actual local name was
Townies.
For Townies was Stoneers or Stoneys.
Yeah.
And they were like, people who watch this movie
will think they're all druggies.
Smart move.
Also, Cutters is just a sick nickname.
Cutters is great.
And then it kind of comes full circle
when the Simpsons have the stone cutters
in that episode about like
their Freemasons world too,
so it all fits.
That's all I have for what stage is best.
Great check order award.
Would you go, the wide shot of the quarry
or the wide shot of the last two laps?
I mean, just for technical achievement,
probably the last two laps.
Although I just really like the setting of the quarry a lot.
That was my Den of Thieves.
I had that as well.
I do love when the Italians stick.
I don't even know what it is.
They're sticking between the wheels.
It's like an air pump.
It's just like the no, no, no, no, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Like then as soon as it goes in and you see the wheel snap, like that's a great, exciting moment.
One thing on the quarry when I was a little kid, I saw this movie in the theater.
And you're like, whoa, there's a place like that.
And then when you get older, you're like, man, that quarry is cool.
That would be so much fun to go down there.
Did you ever have anything like that?
No.
But now I see it as a parent.
I'm like, God, that's so fucking dangerous.
Jesus.
So many people could get hurt.
And they actually did, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Big Kuhna Burger were our best use of food and drink.
The dad eating pepperoni pizza in his car
listened to the race.
Yeah.
Looks like good pizza.
Pretty relatable, yeah.
Although the whole thing with his, you know,
her try to get him to eat healthier throughout the movie
and I just want french fries.
One of my passion points in movies,
as you know, things that I love
that are just stupid,
like when they fuck up soccer scenes
in movies where it's just clear
they just had people standing on a field
in one person
and they just don't understand.
I like when they get the pizza right in a movie
and I hate when they get it wrong.
If you're not pizza
and the movie's going to be going
for the rest of eternity on some streamer,
make it look like a piece of pizza
I'd want to eat.
Sometimes they'll just,
be like, yeah, yeah, tell Bob to go down and grab a pizza for the scene.
And it's just like this gross.
Yeah.
Looks like it's been in one of those things that's been turning around for an hour.
Yeah, yeah.
It's dried out and congealed.
Whereas, like, and can't buy me love when he gets the pizza, Ronald.
Yeah.
And the guys come in and he offers the pizza.
It's like delicious.
Like, you feel for the dude that he took his pizza.
So you think this Bloomington pizzas is good?
I think that pizza looked all right.
It was like a B-minus.
I mean, I wouldn't really expect 1979 Bloomington Pizza to be mind-blowing.
I just want you guys to know as a direct.
this would be a passion point of mind.
There's a pizza scene guys.
That would be like all the guys on set.
I want to see eight different types of pizza.
Hard to believe Bill Simmons is breaking away a sequel failed at the box office.
He spent $300 million on pizza consultants.
He had David Chang doing his pizza.
We just had one of these in a movie that we did on the show in Along Came Polly,
where Ben Stiller's having the pizza and Phillips Seymour Hoffman takes and it starts dripping all the oil onto his pizza.
That looks like real New York pizza.
Yeah.
It's a passion point of mine, guys.
Butch's girlfriend Award, Weak Link of the Film.
What do you have?
I'm going rogue on this one.
I don't really have a weak link.
It's more just, like, I'm not so sure I understood or needed, like, as much of moochers, like, weird.
Like, I'm lifting weights in front of Nancy.
We're going to get secretly married relationship.
But, like, this movie is so lean, you don't really need to cut anything out of it.
Are you going to say Dennis, Christopher?
No. Okay. I was getting nervous
because you've been soft selling Dennis Christopher
thus far.
Hartbackner in the bike race, just
a fucking choke job. It bothers me
every time. So that's, I have that for
picking nits. It just bugs me so much.
Like, why do you leave the
inside open on the last fucking lap?
I know he was not like a professional cyclist.
I think he was like, I can coach down.
Takes the widest turn around.
Yeah. Dude, this is it
man. You hug that
hug that track for one more.
Yeah, he's a pretty boy.
leaves it wide open.
He's not a winner.
He doesn't have the grit.
Total choke job.
That's why when they're on the ceremony
at the end, he's got,
he's kind of happy for them
because deep down he's like,
I fucked this up.
You know what else he fucked up?
Negotiating with Hans.
You know?
Darns. Bovey.
Yeah.
He thought he had the inside track on Hans
and he didn't.
Did you have a weak link?
I don't really,
what's,
what's Paul Dooley's
character's strategy
as a car salesman?
like his business of just selling lemons over and over again in this in bloomington
Indiana like that's going to come back to bite him right true but isn't the better business
bureau going to get on that I don't know if the better business business bureau was as mighty as
it was you know like I don't think there was like a lemon law I think you kind of went into
those years because I bought a piece of shit 91 Ford tempo that died on the way out of the
lot and they were just like that'll be three grand to fix it you know like immediately so
it's like you you would get fucked back then on cars yeah I I I
do feel like that was just the late 70s and the 80s.
It was like if you bought a used car, you kind of got what you were asking for.
Jeez.
It's tough.
It's really tough.
We live in a better country now.
Is that what you're saying?
We figured this out?
Yeah, we have stuff like CarMax and places that actually have guarantees.
Yeah, you get to see like the actual history of the vehicle before you buy it.
Yeah.
Back then, it was like, no, it runs great.
Also, that was a classic, like, that kid goes in there with like a pocket full of money.
And he's just like, I'm going to get this kid in a sports car.
It's going to crop out on it.
fucking sob that I got that time.
You'll never get over it.
Never get over.
Oops, sobs.
Thank God they went under.
Wood's age the worst.
Swimming with jeans on,
I've just never understood it.
It's disgusting.
It's really like almost reprehensible behavior.
I agree.
Mike just keeps jumping in with his jeans on.
It's like you're a sociopath.
We, CR looks like he's swam with jeans on.
I've never swam the jeans on.
Okay, good.
What's age the worst?
Have you?
No, I would never.
It's gross.
But I just feel like you love to swim.
I do, but I bring a suit.
I bring trunks.
You bring her Gucci.
Just go in your underwear.
Like, what do you take your fucking jeans on?
You're going to put them back on.
This is a Woodsage is the worst just from a timing standpoint.
So Jackie Earl Haley being in this movie,
the casting of that was a big deal in 1979.
Now nobody would care because he was Kelly Leak.
He'd been in Bad News Bears won.
He'd been in breaking training.
It's like, holy shit, Kelly Leaks in this movie?
and it was like impactful.
He is the biggest star in the movie, right?
By far.
Jackie earlier.
I wonder if that's why he gets those things to do
that Chris was talking about,
even though Mucci was like
maybe the least developed character
in the movie.
Yeah.
That's probably why.
Yeah.
Robin Douglas's scooter.
That's aged the worst.
Yeah, it looks like Elon Musk made it
as like a LARC in 2020.
Okay.
It was the cyber truck of that era.
It's just like a cyber truck scooter.
It's so big.
I just never saw a scooter like that.
out of my life. What'd you have for what stage is the worst? Do you guys think that
massive recreational cycling is still big on college campuses? This was mine. Just cycling.
Because Lyme scooters kind of took it those out of business, right? Like, yeah. Do you think a lot of guys
do you think anyone's on a bike? On campus in Bloomington right now are cycling around?
Not with aspirations to compete. In the little five. Yeah. Yeah. Do you guys like cyclists?
In Los Angeles, I do not. I've done, I've done rants on this before. No, I don't. I used
People get mad, but I don't.
I used to be ambivalent, and now I detest them.
Yeah.
People are, the cycling community will come after you.
They have come after me.
That's fine.
But I really don't appreciate their work.
I understand that we should share the road.
I don't think Los Angeles was made to share roads.
I agree.
I think this is the primary issue.
Yeah.
Like in London, you're just like, yep, everybody's cycling around.
Like when you're in other cities, you're like, I get it.
In New York, the race is lost.
Like, you just are basically about to get mowed down by an e-bike at all times.
Here it's just like, I don't know what to tell you, man.
There's like three SUVs bearing down.
There's the narrowness to the roadways in Los Angeles
that makes it impossible to navigate.
Yeah.
It's like, sorry that I'm just trying to drive straight on a road
as you're taking your two-hour bike ride.
Yeah.
And holding up traffic behind you.
Well, the other thing, too, is like at the rise of EVs,
I'm like, what's the case here?
Like, sure, it's great for the environment.
But now...
Keeps you in shape.
Yeah.
Sure, as a recreational activity,
but not like on sunset boulevard at 9 a.m.
gridlock traffic. I find that very confusing.
I don't like the outfits either.
The thing is they're, they get really,
the cyclists get really upset.
Yeah. They're going to be so mad.
We should break this out and she's like,
fuck them.
Also, would you let Ben or Zoigo like bike
riding around Los Angeles? No, right?
Good question. Well, he uses, Ben uses
the little, the bird thing.
The long skaters. He goes all over the place.
If he's like, hey, I bought,
I bought a cycling outfit.
I'm a psycho.
I'd be like, get out.
You don't live here anymore.
What would you do if Ben came home and just started speaking Italian?
There's definitely some late 70s stuff with this movie that in 2023,
we'd probably want to be like, should we take this guy to talk to somebody?
He's been talking in Italian 80% of the time.
Yeah, did you ever like...
Something going wrong here.
You don't like a weird guy.
No, but it's just at some point, I think that...
the parents, there's no interesting being a centric and seeming like you're a lunatic.
Yeah.
I think, here's how I read that in the movie.
It's that period in your life where you don't know who you were going to be and what you're
going to do.
And for people who go to college, they get to reinvent themselves when they go to college.
But if you stay home, he's about to have that reinvention.
So his idea of reinvention is, I'm Italian now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I like it as a character choice, but you can see that Paul Dooley's character is like,
what the fuck happened to my son?
Yeah.
But I will say that there's a quick moment
and I'd ever caught this before
in the opening scene with Barbara Barry and Paul Dooley
they're talking about Dave
and she's like basically like
ever since he's started cycling
he's gotten over like a bunch of his health problems
which I'd ever caught before
but like Dave must have been like a sickly kid
and then like start cycling and be you know
those that's the positives of cycling
yeah it's always good to get exercise
the negatives are you have to wear a fucking outfit
like you're going to
like you get him
being extra in a movie or something
and then you just yell at people who are just
trying to drive straight on a road.
That seems to be what cycling is.
Did Lance Armstrong kill cycling?
Yeah, true.
And your best ever was Lance Armstrong.
Morewood's age the worst.
Serenading someone outside their college dorm room
is probably now you get arrested.
Also pretending to be Italian.
Just being like, I'm going to go on multiple dates
with a girl and just be like,
oh, I got the rain.
This is one of the,
those her she would have in
in 2004 it would be like one of those Apple
news essays yeah I was defraught
I was deceived by an Italian cyclist
who's in the cut who's from Indiana
that's right yeah that's funny
does it bother you that Mike
never actually smokes a cigarette
I mean I understand the explanation
but he looks so
cool it's just like I wish
that he would either not have the cigarettes
or smoke them he
looks at the Marlboro man
they're driving by yeah but he's not
hasn't made the
what's age the worst.
They made a TV series based on the film.
It aired in 1980 and a little bit in 1981.
It starts Sean Cassidy,
who's coming off the Hardy Boys
and was a big teen idol,
David Cassidy's brother.
Barbara Barry decided to be in the movie again.
I've been in the TV show,
and so did Jackie Earl Haley and John Ashton.
This has got to be the only time someone
of his Academy Award nominated
and then immediately was like,
I'll do the TV version of the story.
That's a pretty weird choice.
Obviously, not a lot of great parts for Barbara Barry
at this time in Hollywood, but still.
Back then, so many people watch TV,
maybe not as weird of a choice.
I think it would be a weirder choice now.
I couldn't think of another example
of someone porting over so quickly.
Usually when something like that happens in your career,
you're like, all right, put me in a bigger movie.
The entire pilot is on YouTube.
It's weird.
Is it A good?
No.
Okay.
I saw John Ashton came back for a couple of episodes as well.
He did.
The other weird thing,
this is at what stage or worse,
just because this seems crazy.
NBC paid $5 million
to screen the film on television
on May 5th, 1980s.
So it was like five months after the movie came out.
And it was way ahead of its time.
Yeah, they outbid HBO, right?
Outbit HBO.
Yeah.
But now you think like five months
between release and showing on TV
would be like forever.
Yeah.
So it's just what stage is the worst?
I'm like now that,
what is that time span now?
Three weeks?
Yeah.
The thing that's interesting about that, though,
is that the Oscars that year were in April.
And so it was two weeks after the Oscars and 50 million people watched the Oscars that year.
So I think the thinking was...
Capitalized it.
Most people didn't see this movie.
Yeah.
And it's nominated in all the big categories.
Do you think it would be like a good idea for like NBC to just be like, hey, it's Saturday
night we're showing the fall guy?
Yeah, I mean, they did do that in the 90s.
Yeah.
That's what we grew up with.
You can see some of the ads are on YouTube where it's like, tonight for the first time ever,
Rocky 2.
CBS.
Was it?
Was it Andor that they were showing on ABC?
Andor was on ABC.
I think,
I feel like they did this with Raiders maybe or something.
Like CBS maybe showed it.
I can't remember.
But if you're a movie,
you'd rather premiere on Netflix or Amazon or wherever.
At this point,
yeah,
or NBC?
Yeah.
One more,
what's age you're wearing.
Dennis Christopher.
And we were waiting for this.
Lied about his age.
Said he was born in 1955,
but he was actually born in 1950.
when he made the movie.
It was back in the era before IMDB
when you could just shave five years off year.
The rare male lie.
You hear this about a lot of female stars.
I guess it works for the character.
A guy reinventing himself constantly.
Are you prepared to announce that you also reported in 1950?
So his next movie,
because it felt like he was becoming a star
and then his next movie was Fade to Black.
I really like Fade to Black.
So I saw it in the theater with my dad when I was 10
and we both hated it,
and I've never liked Dennis Christopher after that.
Did you see it because of breaking away?
But then it's become,
it's such a cool movie
we saw it because of breaking away under the rule of
oh I love that guy
what's the next movie and you just get that
one mulligan with the audience
I mean it's a very strange movie
but it's totally a movie that predicts
like crazy movie people
it's such a clever idea for a movie
I wrote this down from Wikipedia
CR this is fade to black
have you seen this
a shy lonely film buff
embarks on a killing spree against those who
browbeat and betray him
all the while stalking his idol
a Marilyn Monroe lookalike.
It sounds good.
Kind of a little
like on Fantasy's corner.
Fantasy is a serial killer.
It is, but
it's really well done.
The makeup is really good.
He gets dressed up as famous movie characters
and kills people and it's a very eccentric movie.
I haven't seen it since we saw in the theater.
The weird part is the lead actress in it
was, I forget her name,
but she is Chris Pine's mom
and was pregnant with
Chris Pine as they were filming Fade the Back.
Wow. That's right.
Totally weird movie thing.
What a piece of trivia?
Her name is...
Her name is...
Her name's not...
It doesn't end with Pine.
One more, what's age is the worst?
Yeah.
These guys just wouldn't have this much idle time.
You know, so much of this movie is then be like,
you want to walk around town three times, watch football practice,
then maybe go to the get pizza and look at cars.
And it's like, these dudes would just all be playing video games all day.
Yeah, it feels like...
Man, I missed this about life.
It feels like there would be more pot
with these guys, right, in the late 70s?
Although, I think that they're all athletes,
so maybe they're not.
Maybe they're not getting two stones.
Cyril seems like you would fucking pack a bowl,
but, like...
I had no idea how good I had it
when I just had nothing to do.
Yeah.
That was fucking awesome.
You were just like,
I'm looking at this baseball card for two hours.
Yeah, I was just like,
I'm gonna go for a walk down to the mall.
I'm 19.
There's nothing going on right now.
I have no responsibilities whatsoever.
Just all the 19 year olds out there listening
Saver that shit. Don't play video games. Go outside. Look around.
Yeah, get hit by a cyclist.
Just, yeah, put some tight...
What are those cycling shorts? What do they call?
Freezing shorts? Yeah, bike shorts.
You put some bike shorts on the helmet.
I'm definitely going to wear bike shorts
the next rewatchels.
Well, remember in singles when she dates the bike guy
and she buys the whole cycling out for me?
Well, let's, uh, we'll take one more.
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What do you have for the Rough-Lohanna-Rubinac Partridge overacting word?
They knew, and they let it happen.
Don't you call me, lady!
I come in here, I give these things to you.
Give it all you got!
Give it all you got!
I treated you like a son!
You fucking stab me in the heart!
Fuck you!
I think Dooley goes for it,
couple of times, right?
Refund!
Yeah, a lot of deadpan
kind of spit-takes stuff.
He's hamming it up, yeah.
Was there a better title for this movie?
It was originally called Bambino.
This movie was called Cutters.
Is it better or worse?
I just think that breaking away
indicates sports and triumph somehow
in a way that the Cutter's...
And breaking away from your family?
Yeah, I agree.
It's a good title. I like it.
Cutter has a different connotation now, too, so...
What do you have a...
for the CR thinks Luke Wilson could be Harrison Ford
How Does Take a word?
It's probably like a little bit more sincere, but it's just like, I think this is actually
a movie about parents getting to know their child before he leaves than it is about
sports.
Like I just like when you watch this and you watch like the complete circle of these people
be like, what like this kid's 19?
Like what did we do?
Who is this person?
And all the way around to like finally seeing him and seeing what he can do.
And between the passport scene and the walking at night scene and then the end with with
the father showing up for the race.
I think it's like, and the father's on the bike.
So it's like, you know, parents finally getting to do their kids.
Mine was Peter Yates understands America better than most American directors.
Most of his movies are set in America and they're like incredible portraits of these cities.
Like Eddie Coyle is an amazing New England movie.
This is an amazing story about Indiana.
Like it feels, especially the last 40 minutes, basically just feels like a documentary.
Yeah.
Like all the extras and the setting and the world that you're observing.
Like, it's just an incredible.
movie.
I'm going old school with a hot, hot a steak.
Okay.
Dennis Quaid and Costner, if you just flip
them, I think
it's, I think Costner gets stuck
with the Dennis Quaid rolls and Quaid
quaid takes off. I think Dennis Quaid
is Costner five years too early.
If Quaid... Right down to like he could be the lead
in Yellowstone right now. So if you
literally put Quaid an American Flyer
and Costner in breaking away, do you
think that the... Well, the ages are different.
Because I think Quaid's older.
but I think if you just flipped it
I think Quaid could have been in No Way Out
I think he could have been American Flyers
I think he could have been in Bull Durham
I think he could have done almost any
Costner part
So Dennis Quaid and Kevin Costner
Just flip movies
Are separated by nine months in age
But Costner got a much later start
Yeah Costner's start is what six years at
Because Big Cho was 83 and he got cut out of it
So he's really in like Silverado
And then the two meet in Wyatt Earp
That's right
So you then switch the Wyatt Earp roles
I think it's an underrated market correction
I like that.
So Kevin Costner plays Doc Holiday.
But that's a crazy story about what happened to Dennis Quaid on that movie.
You know that story?
That he lost all that weight to play Holiday.
And he was effectively diagnosed with anorexia.
And he got so sick.
And that, like, totally changed his life.
Like, I kind of flipped his arc of stardom in a lot of ways, too.
Quaid is a really weird guy and has had a really interesting career.
And sometimes is amazing.
Like, he's amazing in Big Easy.
He's amazing in great balls of fire.
He's great in flesh and bone, right?
Yeah, yeah.
But he probably, like, went up.
He was probably, like, in the conversation for if Costner passes, we'll go with Quaid 20, 30 times in Hollywood history.
And Costner could have been in Big Easy.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Costner easily could have been this guy.
And Quaid could have been in No Way Out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Quaid could have been in JFK.
Like, he could have been in a lot of those movies.
You like the Big Easy?
I do.
Yeah, really good.
And then one more Quaid thing.
He's not the greatest.
sports movie actor of all time.
But I think he's a first ballot.
Everybody's All-American.
Breaking away, tough enough, which is a movie.
You can't even find anymore.
Never seen it.
I love tough enough.
It's a tough man contest.
He's got to fight.
You got to get to advance to the finals.
And he's just getting the shit kicked out of him for a week trying to win like $100,000.
It's good.
Everybody's All-American any given Sunday in the rookie.
Those are his best five.
But he's also in the long game.
He's an American underdog.
Dick for a meal.
He's in Soul Surfer.
Yep.
It's been an eight sports movie.
He's so believable in both Any Given Sunday and the rookie.
Yeah.
The rookie's kind of his...
Yeah.
I like Quaid.
I'm pro Quaid.
Sadly, he's not even the craziest guy in his family
because he's Randy Quaid's brother.
What did we think Cap in any given Sunday's,
like, comp was in real life?
Wasn't it, like,
um,
uh,
who was the Chargers QB in the 70s?
Dan Fouts
Fouts.
Isn't he like
kind of a Fouts type?
Like is he a game manager?
Is he like
Matt Ryan?
Like what like how good
I think he was like
an awesome QB
who just got took a lot of hits
like Treyk
and late 70s
type of guy
Yeah.
The best that guy award
I mean
it's tough because this movie
came out so long ago
but Robin Douglas to me
is kind of a that guy
where
you'd see her
in whatever should pop up
like oh breaking away
but
I don't know if a lot of people know it's Robin Douglas.
It never really happened for her.
Never happened.
Paul Dooley.
It's also a movie where the that guys are actually, they get real roles.
You know, like, Paul Dooley is that guy, but he's like the...
Barbara Barry, too.
I guess Barbara Barry's that guy, because she'd be like the mom for breaking away, but she's also...
Barbara Barry.
She's a huge stage star at this point.
I think Paul Dooley and Barbara Barry are kind of like elite that guy and gals.
Yeah.
You know, they're like a top level.
Yeah.
I couldn't find any cast in what ifs.
I do have a director.
what if. What is it?
So apparently, like, the, the two
scripts, it was, like, Bambino and
Eagle of Nap Town were both Steve
Tish scripts that were
kind of about Bloomington.
And, uh,
the Eagle of Nap Town script, which is
about, like, I don't know how much of it is it about
or whether the, how much cycling was in it.
But Bob Fossey was like, I wanted to write this. Oh, yeah,
I read this. Yeah. And it... I almost
didn't believe this one. I read it, too.
It seemed too crazy. Why would Bob
Fossi want a direct breaking away? I don't know.
I mean, didn't he do...
Well, this is the year of all that jazz.
So it's kind of an interesting sliding doors
because it's near the end of his career.
I think at that time he had just done Lenny
and he's trying to figure out
how to not just do musical stuff.
And so he's trying to break the expectations.
I think he's a Star 80, like, right after this.
So he's like, how do I not just be the musical guy?
I know.
I said they saw that one in the theater too.
It's a tough watch.
Dion Waders, the truck driver?
Oh, the guy going four, five?
That's pretty good.
Bockner's in too much?
I was going to say the Italians too.
Oh, the Italian.
Yeah, that's a winner.
That's good.
I don't have a recasting couch director or city for this.
I think it's really well cast.
So we'll go to Tony Romo or Chris Collinsworth
for the director's commentary.
Oh, Mike, he's pretending to be Italian to get in her pants,
but also living out of fantasy of escape
from his blue collar Indiana Traffins.
You gotta love that.
I thought it was more like
Ron left the inside open Jim
He's taking the inside
Left the inside track open Jim
Two laps to go
I think Romo doing the race
Would have been amazing
It would be great
Yeah
They're taping them on Jim
Have faster research
The little 500 bicycle race
Still held annually
At India University
Shout out to Kate Hollowell by the way
Who was super excited
That we're doing this show
Did she tell you
Like is the
I was sending her a couple
a couple of Wikipedia things.
Yeah, she said the quarry,
they've really made it impossible to go there.
Everyone wants to go there and they've just...
But it's because it's so dangerous, right?
Yeah, they're basically putting, like,
bear traps and grenades
to make you not want to even go near there.
Yeah.
When Dooley goes back to visit the stone
factory, yeah.
Is that like when you would go back to Kim's
and you'd be like,
this is where it all happened for me.
This is where I was born.
The...
I guess you could still go back to Newberry.
I could.
I did.
You did.
Recently?
Two summers ago.
Live pod from Newberry.
You guys should do that.
It's diminished.
That'd be amazing.
Yeah, the Newberry Street one is diminished a little bit.
There's just a lot of stuff in the basement.
They have Blurays there?
I think they do, actually.
Yeah.
Nice.
Tessage was an alternate rider in 62 for the Phi Kappa Si team in the Little 500
and had a teammate that rode 139 to 200 laps and crossed the line as the winner,
which became the model for the main character.
Yeah.
there you go
use car lot's gone
in real life
Paglia's pizza
is now Opie Taylor's
which I guess is like
a place in Indiana
and then
the slap when she hits
them apparently six takes and just
pounding poor Dennis Christopher
and then
they wanted 20,000 extras for the final
race for the students and only 3,000
showed up, so they had to get...
Like, they had to compress it.
Get frisky with the...
It looks like it is a lot of people, though.
Does seem like a lot. Yeah.
Apex Mountain.
Dennis Christopher, unquestionably.
So you want to...
Did you have a Dennis Christopher?
Just that he didn't turn out to have the career you would expect after being the star
of an Oscar-nominated movie in basically his first big role.
And then went on to just be a character actor and has done good work over the years.
A lot of TV.
Go to the IMDB.
It's a lot of...
Pops up in Django.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think part of it was he was probably being like almost 30 by the time this movie came out.
You don't get like those last couple years of the young guy rolls.
Once the birth certificate got that scene, you know?
So last time I popped in Fade to Black just to like remember it a little bit.
And I watched an interview with him that was on the on the Blu-ray.
When you say pop, you have the Blu-ray of Fade to Black.
I do.
I do.
Beautiful Vinegar Syndrome Edition.
It's like awesome.
Psycho.
He's making fun of the cyclist.
He's got a fade-to-black Blu-Belray.
Good movie.
When he was talking in that interview where he was just like,
yeah and then I like this part of the character
didn't make sense so like I rewrote this and like
he had a real like
Oh you know like running the show kind of
I like to get my teeth into the script
Yeah yeah so I was like maybe he got a little too big
for his britches or something
Dennis Quaid no
Robin Douglas
Probably I'm lonely guy she's really good
When he comes home and she's in bed with the other guy
And he's like talking to her and she's cheating on him
While he's talking to her is you know
That's a great great scene in that movie
Jackie Earl Haley no way
Kelly Leak
Kelly Leak batting
every inning in the Astrodome
is probably as they picks about
I think Little Children is number two
Yeah
Oh man, he's so creepy in that
Yeah
And then Watchmen
Cycling movies
Yes
Yeah I think it's better
than American Flyer
Even though I really like American Flyer
What's the
Isn't the what's the
I guess it's not cycling
It's just what's the Kevin Bacon movie
Quicksilver
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah we tried to plan out a cycling month
And we just couldn't get there
I can rush quicksilver and American Flyer breaking away.
But I wonder whether that would be rock bottom one for us.
What about the Ben Foster as Lance Armstrong movie?
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that.
Yeah.
They even released that?
Yeah, oh, yeah.
I saw it.
Use cars?
No.
Daniel Stern?
No.
City Slickers?
Home alone.
Home alone?
It was like the same year, right?
Yeah.
We did this.
He was killing it.
And was...
The VO for Wonder Years?
Was Wonder Years still on TV when Home Alone hit, too?
Daniel Stern once upon a time
One of the 20 most known faces in America
Yeah probably
I mean for our whole generation
He probably is
Pissy Italians definitely
Is that be by
His bike was a
1978
Masey Grand Criterium
So I'm going to say Apex Mountain for that
Peter Yates no
Is it bullet
Right?
It's got to be bullet right
Oscar nominated here
And then I think
Oscar nominated a game
for the dresser.
A bigger hit, right?
Bullet sets up like...
I don't know.
Yeah, he did get nominated.
Did have a best picture.
Maybe it is.
A movie full of unknowns.
Yeah.
Hart Bachtner?
No, it's diehard.
Or PCU.
She directed.
Wow.
Wow.
Love PCU.
Indiana movies?
No.
Yeah.
What's the other one?
Maybe.
Hoosiers, right?
It's Hoosiers versus this.
I don't know.
I'm...
I'm...
probably say Hoosiers.
Is there you really good serial killers from Indiana?
Henry Lee Lucas?
Who's the Norman Mailer guy?
The guy that Norman Executioner's song?
Is that Indiana or is that Oklahoma?
Nebraska.
Nebraska, yeah, that sounds right.
Best Indiana serial killer.
Oh my gosh.
Because, you know, they got BTK in Kansas.
I went to Indiana one time.
Did you?
I went to Super Bowl 46.
where the Giants defeated the New England Patriots.
It was an excellent Super Bowl.
You went to that?
I did.
Were you at that game?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think Indianapolis is a good host city?
I went to the Hoosiers gym that day.
That's right.
I wrote about it that because I thought after going to the Hoosers gym,
I thought the Pats were going to win and then somehow.
Why did you think that?
Because I thought it was going to be the greatest day of my life.
I also got out of a speeding ticket that day,
it was the only time I've ever been let go.
Huh.
Did you?
I was like, naturally they're going to win now.
So I had a phone interview with you for Grantland this week when you were in Indianapolis.
Do you remember this?
No.
But it was before the game.
It was before the game.
Because it was after the game, you wouldn't be here right now.
Yeah.
I don't think I told you that I was going to the game because I was going to the game for work.
I went for GQ.
But, yeah, that was the only time I went.
And it was cold and not that nice.
BTK Killer, where is he?
Kansas.
Yeah.
That was my favorite thing anyone's ever done on any.
any podcast I've ever done is Bill Hater
imitating Lord Michael's talking about being
friends with the BTK killer
in the Lord Michael's voice.
I went to the BTK.
He did the whole thing. It was so fucking good.
It's funny you bring up Hater because I was thinking
what Dennis Christopher's character is doing Italian
he just sounds like Vinnie Vedetti.
Yeah, right. Yeah. He had a whole
bit about, yeah, I was at a restaurant
with Steve Martin
and BTK.
Oh, and
Last Apex Mountain.
Impossible to get Blu-Rays.
Yeah.
Sean said this Blu-ray is like $400 on eBay.
RIP Twilight Time, one of the great distributors.
They made a version of this movie
that is like $300 on eBay right now.
So what happens with that?
It's like this isn't...
Where are the rights to this?
I don't know.
It's out of print.
I mean, it's...
The studio is 20th Century Fox.
Yeah.
So I think it's a little hard to get Disney excited
about re-releasing this movie on physical.
What's the hardest Blu-ray to get right now?
What's like the granddad of...
them off.
Is it the
machine's 8mm?
Like that
when that exists
but on eBay
it's like $2,500.
I honestly don't know
the answer to that.
I'm sure there is a good
answer.
But there are a few
movies that people
really want physical
versions of that
we can't get.
Like the heartbreak
kid, the Elaine May movie.
That's like a movie
that doesn't exist on
physical because the company
that owns it
is like a medical supply company.
You've made a letterbox
list about this, haven't you?
I don't, but it's a good idea.
You should dress like
Like a cyclist and make a letterbox list.
You know what we wanted for the long-by-crossed streams.
We wanted the Abyss, and then the Abyss was released just this year.
Really?
Yeah.
That's a movie I would never want to watch again.
Okay.
Is that a bad take?
I think there are movies I'd want to watch less than The Abyss.
It's flawed.
It's definitely flawed.
I like it.
I saw it once, and I think I'm good movie.
I think it's one of the things because you couldn't watch it and made you want to watch it more.
Didn't they take it away from him?
So that's not his cut that came out in the theaters?
or there was stuff that they did to it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cruz or Hanks?
This is a good one.
I'll give you Hanks on this one.
Yeah.
Especially like Bozum Buddies era Hanks.
But like, again, Cruz as Mike.
Well,
heightwise is closer and looter.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He wouldn't have played that one.
Not shots.
I mean, it's just like he's the whole,
the whole relationship is like, you know,
every time somebody calls him shorty, flips out.
Also, I feel like Hanks could have been a good serial.
Yeah.
And Hanks today could have played the lead, though, and done the Italian.
He could have done it.
He could have done it.
Totally.
Oh, yeah.
That's good.
But Cruz could not do the death.
Big win for Hanks.
I can't imagine that.
No.
I think Cruz could have done the Dennis Quaid part, but it would have probably been felt a little off.
Racehorse rock band, wrestler, fantasy team name the Cutters is pretty strong.
Hmm.
The Cutters is probably a rock band.
The Cutters.
Yeah.
I like that.
Yeah.
saw the Cutters.
The Cutters.
Oh, Ray, the Cutters are back.
The Cutters' third album.
I know two different friends of mine went to
the Stones at Gillette Stadium last night.
Raving?
Did they rave about it?
The Rolling Stones?
They went to see the Rolling Stones and said it was great.
Yeah, Greenwald said that they're nailing it.
Well, he didn't see it, but he's like the reviews of the Stones is like they're going,
they're going nuts.
This is the whole.
This is nuts.
And this is not, I know.
And the Stones are soundtrack in the Bear trailer?
The stones are back
The Beatles had their run
No, this is not
Chris is, you know
He's in the pocket of big stones
Peter Jackson's reanimating their bodies and stuff
The stones are still doing it
This is how LeBron
No thanks Peter Jackson
We'll just play three hours
It's the fucking Gillette
This is how LeBron beats
MJ
He just keeps playing
Yeah
It's like LeBron's 58
He's getting bone marrow
injected into his hips
All these phony longevity
votes you know
For like
All defense in the
Season 36 I don't
I don't buy it.
Picking Nets.
So, Robin Douglas' character,
who's got to be one of the best-looking women
in Indiana University,
and she's dating.
Rod.
A handsome guy, Rod.
He's got a car.
He's also stepping out on her.
Yeah.
She's going to get involved
with this weirdo, Italian cyclist guy.
Yeah, my picking Nid is also, like,
is she really so dim that she can't pick up on this guy
is not Italian?
Yeah, she didn't have more questions?
Yeah.
So where do you live?
his accent is pretty poor
Like how come I didn't see you in class today?
You know?
He's never got homework?
Maybe she's not that smart.
Or maybe she's just a spending disbelief
because she likes the ride.
Pickin' Nits.
Mike hitting his head on the rock
never really sat well with me.
Like you don't think he would do something like that?
I don't know. He's a good athlete.
I thought you were going to say he would be like concussed and, you know...
Well, that too. He also, he'd hit his head to be out.
But the whole thing didn't really work.
I have two more, but do you have any good ones?
There's just no fucking way that Rod is clapping for the cutters at the end of that race.
He is definitely filing a grievance, you know, about like taping his pedal or anything.
Like, he is not doing that where he's just like, yeah, respect to you guys.
They've been fighting the entire.
Where would you rank that against Billy Zabka grabbing the All Valley Karate Trophy and handing it to Daniel Son?
It's up there.
Here you go to Rousseau!
You're right, Laruso.
That's the worst of all of those.
Yeah.
The only other thing that was a nitpick was I don't think I've noticed this the other times I've seen this movie,
but how quickly they go from the bowling alley brawl to, like, the president of the university is like,
you guys all need to do a bike race.
Right.
Yeah, that's a pretty weird scene.
It makes the race more fun, but it's a little odd than using the real dean from the school.
So why would the Italian cycling team come to a very weird scene?
fucking Indianapolis to do 100 race?
I don't know.
What's the point of that?
I was wondering about this myself and I was like,
are these guys on a tour across America?
But that's a really good question.
Need a more info.
Yeah.
I don't know if this would have been their first stop
for the Cizano tribe.
I imagine that they're going across the country
in some capacity or something.
It would not surprise me though if this actually happened.
The movie is so specific.
Yeah.
And Tessich has so many details
that it would be a weird thing to invent.
And if it's a cycling crazy town, because they have the little five, maybe the Italians show up.
Can you imagine, though, if it's just like every time you're trying to drive out of Bloomington, it's like, oh, it's another cycling race.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I have a, I have a, like, an external picking net.
Yeah.
Which is that Dennis Christopher was nominated for Best Juvenile Actor at the Young Artist Awards.
He's 28 years old.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
My only other one is, I don't, just don't think Robin Douglas is ever talking to Mike again.
Not Mike.
Dave.
because she runs into him near the end.
She's like, hey, I'm going to Italy
with my family. It's like, you're definitely not talking
to this guy again. You've already told campus
police, like, if this guy's near my
room, please take him down.
You never know what, like, it's going to float somebody's boat.
Maybe she's like, this guy was really into me.
So much so that he created a different persona.
I'd have been a turn on. I think she could have found
other people at Indiana University.
It was either him or Rod.
Get into her. Yeah.
Rod.
Villains name Rod. Should we put that
for Apex Mountain?
Yeah.
Villain, is villain
name that's really up there. Honestly, up there
with Hans. Like if Sean had a boy
instead of a girl and we're like, what's the name
going to be? It's like, Rod Fennessee.
We'd like, what?
Is it Roderick? Is that what that is?
Is that what that's short for? How many kids out there
are just named Rod?
I just don't know. It'd be like naming your
son's shaft.
We were watching the Brady Bunch last week
when they go to Kings Island and
Greg is hitting on this girl behind the
counter named Marge. Where do you find the time?
Are you just on 2B?
It's on Amazon?
Okay.
Who are you watching Brady Bunch with?
I have kids.
Imagine if I was like, Alice, we're going to watch the Brady Bunch.
How would that go over?
Let me tell you something.
The Brady Bunch is amazing.
You can't even believe how good the Brady Bunch is.
I watched it all the time as a kid.
I haven't seen it in 25 years.
It's like the structure of it and how it goes.
And I like the last season when he's got that.
He's really flabrid as the Afro.
Yeah, you've got Oliver on the brain recently.
I know you heard of him up on a podcast.
recently.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's on Amazon.
What can I tell you?
sequel, prequel, prestige TV,
all black cast are untouchable.
I think it's an untouchable.
I'm willing to have the
all black cast discussion for this.
And I don't know if cycling would be this sport.
It's a Gary, Indiana.
Oh, yeah.
Team from Gary.
Yeah.
Comes to Bloomington to race.
I think it would be good.
And you just...
It's an interesting one.
Who would you cast?
Like for a now.
You know, it's like it's Richard Pryor?
Oh, back then?
Yeah, in 1979.
What's the 1979?
I think Richard Pryor might have been in the best shape for cycling.
It's a good point.
It's a good point.
Who's a, I mean, it's right at the beginning of the Denzel rise.
I mean, he's doing theater.
79 Eddie Murphy?
Carbon copy.
Eddie's too young.
Too young?
Oh, it's a college kid.
Eddie's like 17 at that point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Morgan Freeman?
I don't know, they're just, I mean, they didn't, Spike Leo's talks.
about this, they didn't make movies for like six years that had black people in it, basically.
This is a whole Tarantino thing when we was talking about how important she's got to have
it was. I just saw this on the internet. I thought it was really interesting. The aftermath of the
black exploitation era. There's like a dearth of black films between 1980 and 1985. It's like one of
the craziest stretches in the history of pop culture. Robert Townsend, the Wayans. Like, it's a very short list.
That comes late 80s though. There was like this two-year stretch where it was like Isaac the bartender,
Gary Coleman
the Jefferson's
This is pretty rough
Is this movie better
With Wayne Jenkins
Danny Treo
Sam Jackson
J.T. Welsh
Byron Mayo
Harling Mays
Evil laughing with Ramon Raymond
The Hanson Brothers
Or Philip Baker Hall
This is going to be
The hardest degree of difficulty
of these that I've ever done
So give me some leeway here
Clear out
Malitensione Dave
No Sapey much
I'm a super cyclista.
Continue to quidire
at La Verana.
We no cabo
a pupil
Rackazione.
Was that
you're going to
wait for a long
fucking time?
It was
yeah,
it was basically
you go work
back at the quarry
it was literally
a long fucking time.
I basically
translated it
Wow.
Yeah.
Italian Wayne Jenkins.
Yeah.
That might have to be
the last one.
I don't know.
Where do we
after Italian
Wayne Jenkins?
I deeply
apologized to anyone
who speaks
at all
for what I just did.
I didn't see that coming at all.
I thought for sure you were going to go
Hanson Brothers
Hanson Brothers
Just as another cycling team
Just hanging out of the boat
One of the other cycling teams
They're just like trying to start fights
When Dave sings
And you just have one of the Hanson's going
Listen to the fucking song
Just want to Oscar who gets it
We have an answer
The screenplay
Oh yeah
Probably in answer more questions
I have one for you
Let's hear
How long do you think you could handle Ben doing Dave's Italian bit?
Like, how long before you're like, we got to call a professional?
I know we reference this earlier, but like, it's like five days.
Yeah.
As the father or as a friend.
What are we doing?
It's talking in Italian, constantly.
So as a dad, you're saying?
Yeah, I'd be like, what's going on?
But if you were Mike, would you be like, my friend is going through it?
He's having a moment.
I think I'd probably, I'd play it out because it was working with like the hottest girl in Indian
university.
So I'm like, all right.
Good point.
Let's play this out.
Dave's on to something here.
Yeah.
Did Mike eventually become a 28-year-old college QB like Scott Bacula in necessary
roughness?
Incredible.
That's my unanswerable question.
Is the sequel of this, Mike joins India University?
Yeah.
Because the quarterback, two quarterbacks went down.
He's still got eligibility, you know?
And Mike just leaves the quarry and now he's playing in games.
I love it.
That's actually my unanswerable question was, was Mike any good at Q?
B. Oh, you can tell.
Yeah. You think so? Yeah. Because he's
kind of shying away from the big stage a couple of times.
He's going to be caproo. His confidence is shot.
Yeah.
Rod took his confidence.
I don't have any of there in Ansibles.
I have one. What is the upside of winning the little 500?
Get a cool trophy.
Like, is it just a trophy? It seems like a lot of work.
Feels like money should have been in there.
Do you think Dave got a break on tuition?
Oh.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Because Paul Dooley was running the
the Lemon House of cars.
Didn't have all that dough.
I don't know if there's a nitpick or an unanswerable, but I've been to Indiana and it's
fucking hot.
Kate Howell will back me up on this.
Like the weather is hot.
There's hot stretches where it's like when I say hot, it's like nobody can practice
sports from 11 to 1 o'clock because it's actually a health danger.
So it gets like super crazy humid, crazy.
like if you have allergies.
My daughter trained there for soccer a couple times.
It just like destroyed her.
But this is in the summer.
So they're filming this in like fall,
spring, but it didn't tap into.
The race must be like May though, right?
Yeah, because it's got to be at the end of the college.
I just think there's a chance.
It was like 100 degrees with like 100% humidity.
Yeah, that probably also like for the swimming in jeans,
that thing probably they get pretty cooked.
Yeah.
Indiana's hot.
It's my Indiana take.
What's your double feature choice here?
American Flyer.
Great call.
Fate to Black.
Well, for the Christopher heads out there,
that could be a good choice.
Dennis Christopher heads.
The worst redboard of the planet.
I was trying to think of the Wright-Yates movie.
And I'm not sure that he ever made a movie
quite like this ever again.
I didn't love his 80s.
He re-teams with Tessage a couple times, right?
Like, what are the other...
Is suspect that?
He did Eleni?
I never saw this, 1985 movie.
I just think he had one more really great early 80s action movie in him.
The Keys could have done like first blood, something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Just done a really cool version of it.
We didn't talk about a year of the comet.
Yeah, Goldman's.
Which is, you know, the movie.
Whole Goldman chapter.
Yeah.
That's right.
I've still never seen it.
I don't even know how you find it.
It's just not very good.
I own it on Blu-ray if you like to borrow it.
That's Tim Daly?
Yeah, Tim Daly.
It's like the quest for the bottled wine.
What's weird is, I don't know if any wine movie has ever worked.
Well, besides sideways.
Oh, good point.
Yeah, that was the first one.
But like the Russell Pro-Lody Scott ones.
Yeah, good year.
Yeah, you're right.
Sideways.
That kind of broke the curse, yeah.
And now, weirdly, you can't make another one
because you can't live up to sideways.
Right.
It's like slap shot.
Yeah.
Right.
The Indian Red Zwanay Award would happen the next day.
Everyone's life sucked.
I think Mike's going to become a cop with his brother.
Oh, Mike becomes a cop.
So do you think Mooch moves to Chicago with Nancy?
Moocha has like four kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Dave is fine.
I think he's going to get a college education and have a career and be an engineer and he'll do great.
How do you think Dave's 19-year younger sibling is going to fare in the world?
It's a little, I forgot about her being pregnant in the last scene.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I have a sibling that's 20 years younger.
She's doing great.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Yeah.
you're down on
super young siblings
like do you think
you think Paul Dooley's character
is going to get easier going
as he gets older?
That's a fair point
well actually I think it softens you up
as you get older.
Sure.
I think the older you are
the lighter you are
with the touch as a parent.
I did think about putting that
in nipicks that she just gets
pregnant right away.
How old was Barbara Barry
at this time?
I'm going to say she's early
mid-40s.
She's in her 90s now.
That would be unusual
for that era.
Yeah.
You'd have to be pretty fertile.
She was,
she was 46.
when the film was made?
Pretty fertile, sir.
Yeah.
Hi-oh.
Oh, Mike.
Barbara Barry.
Her ovaries are just rumbling.
They're just rumbling.
They're just rumbling.
They're like Jerome Bettis in the 2006 Super Bowl.
They're rumbling right now.
Is that what happens?
They're ovaries?
They're rumbling.
They're the bus?
Yeah.
What piece of memorabilia would you want from this movie?
I think there's an obvious answer for this.
It's not the bike shorts.
I think it's the bike.
The bike.
That's fucking cool.
I have the bike.
Yeah.
I agree.
I wonder if that is in a museum somewhere.
I had Neapolitan sunset Cologne.
With mine slathering a little bit of that on for the next free watchable.
We'll see if you notice.
It's like a threat.
Coach Finstock wore a best life lesson.
Everybody cheats.
I just didn't know.
Yeah.
Love that.
This is going to be interesting.
Who won the movie?
Tessich.
Academy Award?
From the definition of the movie, or of the category,
To win the movie, so leaving the movie, you're the winner of it,
but it also leads to other stuff that helped you win.
Then so you're setting this up for quaid.
I don't know if I ever really realized that you...
I don't think it's quaid.
Okay.
The state of Indiana?
Ooh.
Incredible portrait of the state.
I don't, this is one I couldn't really come up with an answer.
Oh, you know, another one, Melanchamp coming up.
Oh, wow.
You know?
Yeah, he was probably writing Jack and Diana in 1979.
He was in his Cougar era.
Yeah.
scarecrow, you know?
Great record.
I was, the one I settled on was Yates
because
I think he
was probably one level below the great
directors he was competing against, right?
Right, he's, he's...
He's not in the all-time
class of filmmakers, he's not in that, like,
top 25, but he's weirdly closer
than you'd think in the top 100,
given his resume. But if you're talking about all his
70s class,
it was funny, because I just read Tarantino,
talk about this,
like the different classes,
because that Lucas Spielberg class is coming.
So he's in the previous class, right?
They're all making cool stuff.
Yeah.
That bridge is 60s, 70s.
He's like we were talking about.
He's like Lumet, Frankenheimer, those guys.
He's from that era.
But would you put him like,
would you put him up there with Lumet?
Would you put Michael Richie over him?
Like,
Richie is probably more his contemporary,
but I think he made classier,
tonier movies than Michael Richie.
Kind of George Roy Hill class?
Who I think was also more successful.
Yes.
Which is my point.
I think he needed this one for the filmography.
I think bullet and breaking away are forever movies.
Yeah, those are the first two you'd probably mention.
Yeah, he has a couple of coal ones.
And then Eddie Coyle and Hot Rock and there's a bunch of movies.
We're like, I fucking love that movie.
So I'd go with the eights.
That would be my choice.
It's a good pick.
I think Indiana is a good one.
Yeah.
Because this is like a love letter to Indiana.
And even at the end, it's the first thing that pops up in the credit.
it's...
I think you could make the argument for Barbara Barry.
Yeah.
Both in terms of her performance and then she goes on to have like a pretty notable
career for another 40 years.
For a 50-year-old woman.
Just a blood feud with Barbara Bosson.
Who won?
So confusing.
Barbara Bossom was Hill Street Blue.
She married Bocco.
Oh, yeah.
She won that.
Yeah.
Bocco money.
Yeah.
You think so?
Bocco.
Yeah.
Made some bank.
Yeah.
He's still cranking it.
He's like C.R.
He's still cranking.
He's still working?
He's still cranking.
Yeah.
Isn't he like, every once in a while,
I'll be like Stephen Botchko production still.
Yeah.
I legitimately would love to hear one episode of the watch that was just we talk about
what Bachco did.
Honestly, I bet Greenwald could do that.
You guys should do it.
My whole life is about Boccoe, so I'm in.
I've even seen the cop rock pilot.
Oh, me too.
Yeah.
BS appearance on the watch?
That'd be great.
The Botchco hour?
Boost the numbers.
Murder one?
That was an underrated one.
I enjoyed that one.
I never liked the bald guy.
Oh, and that's like the reason to watch that show.
I don't know.
Daniel, something?
I never could get behind that guy.
Yeah.
That was a fun show.
That was really lurid.
It was like a lot of dark twists and turns.
The first season of NYPD Blue is like an incredibly important TV season for you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Bocchco.
How did we get here, Barbara Bawson?
Yeah.
What a great podcast.
Barbara Boston versus Barbara Barry.
So you think Yates?
I'm saying Barbara Barry.
Who are you saying?
In the state of Indiana.
Okay.
So we split decision.
Good split.
What's coming over next on this pod?
One of the...
I think it's going to be a sports movie or a 70 sports movie.
Okay.
It's going to be in one of those two categories.
So it will definitely be a sports movie.
It's a sports movie, but is it a sports movie just randomly or is it a 70 sports movie?
Yeah, that's the decision.
What spurred this?
Was it the Celtics in the finals?
No, it was just that we did Slapshot.
Okay.
And we got to get some bangers out because it's the last year of the podcast.
Yeah.
It's banger time.
I'm glad that one-on-one is going into the banger zone here.
You vetoed one-on-one.
On the one hand...
I just said I had...
I've been loving this era of the show.
It's been exciting watching you pick bangers.
On the other hand, you've opened yourself up now to a unique form of criticism,
which is your definition of banger.
And if you, quote-unquote, misstep...
On a banger?
Then people like this actually
Breaking Away isn't a banger, then how will you
receive that?
If people don't think Breaking Away is a banger,
I don't know if they understand the podcast.
Well, they just probably haven't seen the movie.
Yeah, anyone who criticizes the breaking away
choice.
Just watch the movie. Yeah.
Also, like, we don't want you.
He can leave the pot.
It's a good attitude.
Yeah. Breaking away is a...
The big picture is a big tent
waiting for you. No?
No.
If you don't like breaking away, then you're not
welcoming the big picture 10 either.
I actually had... I made fun of show the other day.
If you don't like breaking away, you're not allowed to listen to
a higher learning either.
I'm saying blanket ringer pods
You're off the network
Yeah, good to know
But Sean's part of the problem with movies
No
That's the part he hasn't accepted
I told him this two days ago
Oh really?
This is not true
Was this after his monologue?
No, I hadn't heard the monologue yet
But it was ironic because of what my take was
Sean's about celebrated new movies
And movies still matter
And yet the big picture
Which is a podcast that covers movies
Half the time is going backwards
And doing like drafting 1977 movies
And it's like if you
really cared about new movies.
He would celebrate the new movies.
He's part of the problem.
Five episodes about the fall guy.
He's like the studios who's like, oh, I'm going to check out my analytics.
What did better this month?
Oh, we got to do another draft.
Did you guys actually have this conversation?
Yeah, I was making fun of him and he was getting mad.
But it just showed the lack of research that goes into this kind of taunting that Bill
Paul says.
He's like, why don't you do an episode about Sean's a franchise guy?
He's a franchise guy.
He's already done an episode about him.
Busy trying to figure out, you know, who are the best of the best.
forcums in movies.
Here's the thing.
I won't attack you.
You can attack me all you want.
You're a franchise guy.
I think you're doing amazing work on the rewatchables.
I'm really, I'm just so lucky to be a part
of this experience and I want to say thank you.
I agreed with Sean's take.
We're taping this at the end of May.
I agreed with Sean's take about the strike.
I think that's the number one thing.
It's a big deal.
It's a big deal.
Because we see it in TV too.
Those two TV shows that came out this week.
One with Cumberbatch.
Yeah.
And then what's the other one called Eric?
That's the Cumberbatch one.
Yeah.
Which I'm not watching.
What's the other one that came out?
I thought there was two.
Next week is Clipped and presumed innocent.
Or two weeks, I think, presumed innocent.
So Cliped comes out next week.
Presumed innocent. There's a show we needed.
Gee, I wonder what's going to happen.
I wonder who did it.
The movies or you're not interested in the experience.
Which one?
Like, if you're going to go see Furiosa, like let's say you would.
Would you, are you, did you ever, you know what I'm not going to see it?
because it's two hours and 40 minutes.
I don't want to spend four hours
going to and from a movie theater
when I could be watching the Brady Bunch.
Yeah.
Bill, seriously, we got on a work call
and he was like,
you're part of the problem,
but he will not go see Furios.
He just will not go to the movie theater.
I like, like, we did fast times.
And we were told Craig.
And he said it's 90 minutes, I can't believe.
Craig texts back.
90 minutes!
Yeah.
Exclamation point.
That's part of the problem.
I can't argue with that.
What was breaking away?
Like an hour 40?
140.
140.
Yeah.
tight.
In general, I think some movies, if they want to be three and a half hours, I'm fine with it.
If it's a big idea and a big story.
But you're like down the middle genre movie being two hours and 20 minutes, I don't really understand.
Ironcloth, two hours plus and didn't even have one of the brothers in it.
It's a good point.
They're like, yeah, we don't have room.
Can't tell that story.
It's like your movie's two and a half hours.
It's tough.
Would you have wanted it to be three hours with one more brother?
No, one hour and a half version.
It was like, get rid of some other brother.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe they all should have died in the first scene.
That would have been a lot better.
Yeah, just a montage.
Well, like, when Taken comes on, uh-huh.
It's like, what's that, like 89 minutes?
It took his daughter.
Oh, he's going to France.
Uh-oh.
So it just flies by.
Maybe that's what we need.
What does Ironcloth to do with Taken?
No, but he's like, he had the same resistance to Wick 4.
We were like, you went, what are we going to do with?
Well, that's a fair point.
Wick 4 is too long.
Why, I still haven't seen Wick 4.
Did you start it?
I love John Wick.
I watched 40 minutes of it on an airplane.
I'm like, I can't do it this way.
Did you know it's 10 years since Wick 1, which we've never done?
10 years.
Now, that's a banger.
Should we do Wick 1 on Monday?
Damn.
Well, when we all knew each other in 14, I felt like that was one of the last fun movie years.
19 is an incredible movie year.
Yeah, 19 to me is the, that's like the demarcation point.
then COVID.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But there were literally 50 movies in 19 where I was like, wow, that was really good.
I wanted to get back to 1979, but I don't feel like it's ever happening.
I also wonder if we're just running out of stories to tell.
And people are afraid.
I don't think it's that.
I think it's the economics of it seemed like really complicated.
We said, it's like you can make something like this, even adjusted the budget.
It would be like 20 million bucks to make breaking away.
And like Chalamay would have had to be the Dennis Christ,
part. Why does fall guy cost $140 million? I don't understand. That's not necessary.
I have an old guy in the couch point too. Could part of it be people spend less time
socially interacting, which makes it less likely for them to come up with cool movie ideas
because they're just like, we're a more online society. I think maybe people are getting a little
bit overly swayed by like online discourse about movies before they just go check them out,
you know? Oh, that's a separate piece. Because I was thinking about like Furiosa and it's like,
Furious is pretty good. And everybody who sees it is like, that was pretty good. That was pretty cool, man.
And like if you just did pure word of mouth rather than like I've read 10 articles about how Furiosa
signals the end of the movie industry. Yeah, I'm obviously guilty of that as well. But I
I think there's this thing going on
where a lot of the masters of movies right now
don't like telling contemporary stories
because you have to put cell phones in them
and so like cell phones kind of ruin the ability
like a lot of the problems of some of the great movies
of the first 100 years of film
if you had a cell phone they would be solved
you know just be like just call Jim
and then we wouldn't have to worry about this ghost haunting us in this house
right so that is an issue
but I will say there's a sequence with a cell phone
in Hitman
where I was like, that's the coolest use of a cell phone
and I've seen in a movie, maybe ever.
And so there's like, there's stuff to do.
So I was texting my buddy Gus
about the King's Island episode
about the Brady Bunch because it's just insane.
And Gus was saying how the episode couldn't exist now
because Mr. Brady would lose the plans
and then he would just text Jan,
hey, can you grab the plans?
Cell phones have solved
50% of the dilemmas we ever had in a movie.
Right.
Because even like a movie, like go,
which I just watched.
Yeah.
I was scouting it for your watchables.
It's not quite there.
Two-thirds of it is great.
The last third is kind of bad.
I also scouted Empire Records couldn't get there.
That's, no.
Come on.
You guys might have to take that one without me.
I don't know what to say.
I couldn't quite get there.
I don't know what to say.
Couldn't get there.
The same way I did in the mid-90s.
I say this with respect.
I think you're wrong.
I'm not saying I'm right.
Yeah.
I just can't personally get there.
with that movie.
Okay.
I think because it's the movie I wanted it to be, I can't get there with it.
Wait, so you're saying go.
Go, I gave it a world.
I really wanted, and I liked it so much when I was.
A cell phone would have solved an issue in that movie?
No, it's just, I think you watch movies like that now, and the lack of a cell phone and people
being able to get a hold of each other is such a big part of some of movies like that.
I wonder how crazy movies like that are going to seem in 20 years when we have fully moved on
from generations that never had a cell phone.
contemporary at all, like if every movie is either set before cell phones or in a dystopian
future where people don't really use them because they're getting screens on like billboards
or like Blade Runner, like there will be this huge like gap of like films not documented
contemporary life.
Pulp fiction.
Did you remember my watch?
She's just texting that to her now and then she would remember the watch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Set an alarm.
So basically we should ban cell phones to make movies more.
interesting. Sure. I mean, a lot of
filmmakers have just
not written contemporary movies because of this.
Going backwards. Yeah, I think
Paul Thomas Sanderson talked about this.
A couple of other directors. His new movies are going to be
set in 2019, right? They will. Yeah.
I like that
Snack Shack movie, whatever that was called.
Really good, right? Yeah. It's a real BS movie.
He said in 1991. I like it too.
Yeah. It's a fun movie. My son loved it and he's like,
can you make a list of all the coming of age
summer movies? I just want to watch all of them
this summer. No, that's a good idea for a theme.
Yeah, he loves that theme every time.
Yeah.
I mean, breaking away is kind of that.
Yeah.
Well, so I was like, you should watch Adventureland.
You'd really like that one.
Good one.
And he looks at it.
He goes, I don't like some of the actors.
I'm not going to watch that one.
I was like, you literally asked me for a suggestion.
The first one I said was Adventureland,
and then you shot the suggestion down without watching.
Is he out on Eisenberg?
This is what's like to be a dad.
Trust me, I can relate to that.
Eisenberg?
What's the issue here?
I think it was Ryan Reynolds,
K-stew, C-Stu, C-Syser, has twice.
He just was like, now, I need another one.
But will he watch like one crazy summer with Kuzak?
Oh, that's interesting.
I didn't think about that one.
It's a fun one.
I'll let you know how it goes.
Okay.
That's it for the rewatchables.
Thanks to Jack and Gahau.
It's good to see you guys.
We'll see you next week on whatever theme month we came up for.
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