‘Rounders’ Live From New York With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan
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02:02All four of us were on the lastof the Cold Weather Tour podcast,the live shows.You already heard Forrest Gump and The Fugitive and Creedon previous episodes.This is the one we did about Roundersin New York City at Webster Hall.We had a great time.
02:18Super fun.And next week, we'll be backwith brand new podcast,including a week from now,a movie that for me is a rewatchable's hallfamer.So I'll give,due to the new Larry David,I don't know if you heard Larry David on my podcast,
02:36but he was berating me for not tipping off people ahead of timeon what the next rewatchable's podcast is.So I'll tell you what the movie is probably on Thursday's BS podcast.But if you wanted to watch any of these live shows,go to YouTube.com slash Bill Simmons,and you can watch all the cold weather tour live shows we did.and eventually this one as well.So here it is Rounders, live from New York.
03:01Let's go.Mike McDermott's best friend just got out of jail.I need money.I got to get together some role here.And already he's got himself in debt.I don't have to tell you my collection methods.The cops up in arms.You're fixing to go down hard.
03:15And the Russian mom breathing down their necks.If you don't give my money, then you are out of mind.Matt Damon, Edward Norton, John Tortoro,Fom Kajanson, Gretchen Mall with John Malkovich and Martin Landau.Rounders, Ray to Darr starts September 11th in theaters everywhere.Hello?What's up, New York?Hey.
03:43Oh.Over on the corner, you know him as Wayne Jenkins.You know him as Harling Mayo?You know him as Chris Ryan.The one the only, the first Middai Boy Van Lathan?The King of Staten Island.Sean FentasyHi
04:20So we're doing roundersfor the rewatchablesYou guys agree with this choiceWe want to do a New York movieWhat do we bat around for New York moviesI think rounders was always the number onedraft pickIt's the one that we said we could actually do
04:41Like I have notes without notesLike just do it blindYeahCould we just do blind rounders?But we got to watch rounderslike three or four timesOver the last couple weeksWhich is the most rewarding thing
04:50I've done with my timeSean this moviechange your life.Yeah, but you don't want to tell themyou were going to do taxi drivers solojust by yourself.It's wearing a brown jacket.Yeah, we batted around.
05:02We knew Van was going to be here.Van, you wanted this.This was you.I wanted to do Avengers, but...No, I definitely wanted to do this movie.It's like one of those moviesthat, like, during my formative moviewatching years, I watched over and
05:19over and over and over again.So it's dope to be talking about it with you guys.So in the 90s, there was this slow burn movie phenomenon where sometimes a movie would come out and it wouldn't hit right away.And then something happened and then it would hit.And it happened with Swingers.It happened with days that confused.It happened with this movie.Does it really, does it happen anymore?
05:40Like, I guess it happened when John Wick.That was like nine years ago.But does it still happen?It's not the same.It's Matt Damon who has pointed this out.But DVDs for losers in dorm rooms like me, huge.for a movie like this.When did this hit for you, CR?
05:57I don't remember the first time I saw this.I just remember it always being on.You know, this was like Sean said,a DVD movie that you would walk into roomsand either it was on cableor somebody had the DVD going in the houseyou were living in and you were like,oh, did Worme get the hot dog yet?
06:12Can I sit down and watch this?And then you were there for 45 minutes.Happy you, Van.Yeah, same thing is like,not just DVDs, but linear cableto where the cable would give you a movie,I mean, we got excited over all kinds of crazy movies.Like, yo, my nigga, did you see that?
06:28Suicide Kings?You know what I mean?The Boondock Saints, like, really movies.Y'all like that, right?And so, like, there was a whole genre of filmsthat meant a lot more to people than they do now.Now it's either the top of the topor it goes to streaming and you don't really hear anything about it.
06:45I saw this in the movie theater with my future wifeand my roommate Ricky, who eventually moved outbecause he went to live with his girl.The three of y'all went to the movie together.We did.Three of us, like a 10 o'clock in Somerville, Massachusetts.Who liked it more?Ricky or your future wife?
07:01I think he liked it more.But all of us were like, I didn't really understand poker.Was this like a Mike Worm Joe kind of thing?What's weird about going to a movie with a roommate and a girlfriend?I'm under attack.So let me just real quick before we move off this.What did you think?We had like a threesome after?
07:18I'm asking because like, so you guys went,whose idea was it for Ricky to come?Because that's very...Because if it was Ricky's idea,it's like, you have to ask.Whose idea it wasn't for Ricky?It's my guy.It's like we're in the movies.
07:31Come on with us.Okay.It was the 90s.We were much more forthcoming.It was the 90s.I liked that I didn't love it.And I didn't really understand the poker stuff.And then Ricky had this illegal cable box
07:45that he got for us from this guy named Big Al.And they used to have all these pay-per-view channels.And the pay-per-view would just run 24 hours a dayso you could jump in whenever.So like four months later,Rounders comes on like two of the pay-per-view channels.And I start watching it,and I'm hopping in.
08:00And then within two weeks,I'm like,this is my favorite movie of all time.And that was it.And I've been watching ever since.And it's gaining steam.I think you could make a case.I don't know if it's the greatest rewatchable of all time,
08:12but it's in the running.Wow.It's in the running.No,said,well,let me,I'm going to land the plane on this.
08:20It's 26 years old.I'm still like finding stuff and seeing stuff.Like obviously the Godfather is probably the best ever.But this one from the movies of the last 30 years,I think I've watched this the most other than maybe almost famous.Boogie Nights?Boogie Nights.Of the ones that we've done, I mean, I've watched Heat probably the most.
08:39Well, that's 95.So, yeah, all right, that's last 30 years.Maybe last 26 or whatever.The thing about this one is that also it's like,once you've seen this movie four or five times,you start talking differently.Like the vocabulary, it's a vocabularymovie. Why do you think I am the way that I am?
08:58Because you're from here?Yeah. No, but like you start talkinglike worm. You start talking like Mike. You start talking like Teddy.And like that's only like this, Glenn Gary,Michael Clayton, a bunch of stork in movies.But they'll have like an impact on like just even the way you talk.Yeah, you know, you mentioned John Wick earlier.And obviously John Wick kills like 557,000 people.
09:21in the movie, so that's, like, very fun to watch.But another thing about John Wickis the fact that the movieexists in this weird,inaccessible universe that you've never seen before.And so when I'm first watching this movie, I'm like, 19,I'm like, a motherfucker can play pokerfor 36 hours in a row.
09:41Like, what kind of cocaine they're doing out here in Manhattan?And so that thing about the movie,it's, like, so singularly cool.And you reaccess that cool.every time you watch it.It had this unbelievable cable runbecause it could run on TNT.They could bleep a few things and it was fine.
09:58It could run on HBO.It could run on VHS, DVD.It just kind of kept going and kept going and kept going.You could jump in.How many different spots in this moviecan you just jump in and be ready to roll?Any spot?But you can see the beginning?
10:11I'm in.You could see when his girlfriend moves out.I'm in.You could see when they're about to,they got to make 15,000 and five days.I'm in.It doesn't matter.If Mike and Joe were having a conversation,
10:25I'm out?I'm not sure I want to jump out.All right, fair.One of the great opening lines ever,listen, here's the thing.If you can't spot the suckerin your first half hour at the table,then you are the sucker.
10:38I wish somebody had told Isaiah Thomas thiswhen he's the Knicks' GM.Is he here?Starting early.Starting early.Are people booing because of the Knicks?we're he's gonewe're things are great now we did it
10:54we did itwe did itChris very few moviesget you in the moodand make you want to do the thingthat the movie is actually aboutyes you watch this movie and you're like I just want to play pokerfor nine hours with random guys who smell
11:11I cannot play pokerI do not understand the rules of pokerSean can attest we've played pokerbefore I just start chatting like I'm justlike you guys see sports that areearlier, like, but I love hanging out.And this is one of the great hangout movies of all time.Nobody works.
11:30They're just up all night.They do night stuff during the day and day stuff during the night.And it's just an amazing hangout movie.Yeah, I mean, I can relate because I know a lot of people that got out of jail.And, and like, so that was the thing, you know, you got to go get somebody, you visitthem a couple of times.and he comes home and you're like,all right, bro, I love you, man.
11:53Don't fuck my life up.And then they do.And so, like, that thing,I'm being serious, though,like, feeling that sort of obligationto someone who went away for a little while,you can't explain it to your girl,you know what I'm saying,
12:09why the dude named Little Bobbyis taking over your whole life.But, like, what he felt for him?Like, I get that.Sean, you saw this movieand now as an adult with a child,you will still drive to Vegas,put in headphones and play poker
12:24for nine straight hourswith a bunch of strangers at a casino.Yeah, I'm going in April.Yeah, I mean, this is the moviethat made me want to play cardsand watching it over and over againin college led to degenerate card gamestill 5 o'clock in the morning.
12:39Sorry, dad, my dad's here, sorry, dad.And I play to this day, and I love the game.It's like, this is one of the very rare moviesabout a world that Van is talking aboutthat doesn't even really work that hardto explain the world to you.It's like it jumps right into the lingo.It jumps right into the details
12:58and you have to catch up.And I love that about it.I started, I had never played before in this movieonce it became rewatchable for me.I was always a blackjack guy.And all of a sudden I'm driving to the Mohiguan.I'm driving to Foxwoods.I was living in Boston.
13:12And my future wifedidn't really fully understand itand I'm not positive.if she believed me.I'm like, I'm going to be backat like four in the morning.She was like, where are you going?Did Ricky go with you?
13:23No, Ricky did not go.You guys imagine Bill with a fucking visor?He's showing up.So you went through, you did a thing,you were trying to take down people at the,Johnny Chan at the Taj?Yeah.Did you play poker before you saw Rounders?
13:41No.I'd never played in my life.I didn't even really understand it,but it made me want to play.We also caught Matt Damon, Ed Norton, at great points of their career.And the cast is loaded, which we'll get to.The Damon Norton thing, though, unbelievable together.Every scene with them, I think, is a home run.
14:01And a really great point of their career, CR,where you have Damon coming off Goodwill Hunting,Norton's coming off primal fear in the Larry Flint movie,and he just filmed American History X,and feels like he's going to become one of our most important actors.And now they're together in this poker.it's that moment before the moment.Like, they know something big is coming,
14:21but there's not the self-consciousnessof who they are yet.I mean, Norton's got the American History X goateewhen he's coming out of prison, right?Yeah.And I think, I got to be honest.Thank God that's all we had from American History.Rewatching this, I was kind of like,
14:35it's a crime that these guys didn't make more movies together.They had so much chemistry, like,in all of those scenes.Not to take away from Damon and Affleck,but it would have been interesting.Yeah, it's weird that you don't,I can't think of the last time, and I'm sure Sean knows,but I can't think of the last time that two actors at that particular point in their career
14:55because I was attached to both Matt Damon and Edward Norton,and not because they were these huge box office stars,it's because everything they were doing was so goddamn good at the time.The talented Mr. Ripley, you know, Fight Club would be after that, American History X,People versus Lair Flint, Prime of Fear.They were both on these heaters, and then they complimented each other perfectly.I can't think of another time.And saving Private Orion came out three months before this movie.
15:22And that was the most people had seen Matt Damon to that point too.Crazy boom era, late 90s, looking back where you had all these under 35 leading men,Damon and Norton, you had Leo, Jim Carrey, Sandler, Will Smith, Vince Vaughn, Mark Wahlberg,McConaughey, Pitt, Clooney.I think he was under 35.Ben Steller.and then you had Matthew Perry and Mike Myers, Billy Crudder, Don Cheadle,and your guy, Philip Seymour Hoffman.
15:49And they're all, it's like this amazing classthat we kind of didn't realize it was a classas it was happening.Now you look back and it was.Big question.I'll just, this is an unanswerable, but we'll do it now.Could Damon and Norton have switched parts in this movie?I don't think so.
16:06I don't think so.Dirtbag energy is really hard.I think Norton could have played Mike.I don't know if Matt could have played for him.See, I feel the opposite.I think Damon could have grown some bad facial hair.And you could have thrown a leather jacket on me.It could have done it.
16:20But I'm not sure Norton had the sweetness to be Mike McDee.Damon is so square-jawed.There's something about him that screams, like, straight-laced, was.Yeah, it's hard to imagine Damon being like, she was a good-looking older woman.You know what I mean?Like, there's something, like, Norton is wormy.He's got these little small hands.What's the scummiest guy Matt Damon's ever?
16:43played. It's not the Mr. Rippa guy?It's the guy from fucking interstellar.Oh, that guy's a scut bag.That motherfucker's a piece of shit.Wait.What about the guy's name, Captain Worm?Wait, what about the school ties guy?That guy was horrible.
16:57Yeah.In a different way.Listen to the guys you're talking about.You're talking about Ripley and the school ties guys who are perversions of that veryclassic American guy.They're swarmy because you trust them because you believe in like all of the shitthat they're saying.Like worms.
17:14You got to see him coming.You know what I mean?Do you think Rounderslaunched the poker boom?No.I think Chris Moneymakerwinning the World Serieslaunched the poker boom.
17:25But I think it helpedthat we had all beenwatching Rounders on DVDfor three yearswhen that happenedand that got us excitedabout watching it on ESPN.What do you think?
17:34I have no idea.I startedof like checking out pokerbecause of Rounders.I'll say that.Yeah.So I asked the writersof this movie
17:42our friends, Brian Copman, David Levine,I asked them this, like, we did it back and forthin 2006, and Levine said it was the whole card camand probably their movie, and those were two things.Because when they were filming poker, you never knew what the cards were.And then all of a sudden somebody was like,what if we put a camera on the cards?And people were like, whoa.
18:02But before that, you just didn't know what's going to happen.Now it's to the point, I think it's impossible to play pokerwithout thinking arounders in some way.I don't, like there's no, there's been a million basketball movies, right?You don't think of like one basketball movie when you're playing basketball,but with poker for some reason, you just have these different rounders moments in your head.And nobody's really challenged it.There've been like, there have been good ones, Mississippi Grines, great.
18:27I mean, like, there's, Sierra Rial had the, had the poker scene.There's some debate about that, yeah.I think every generation gets one.Like, you had Cincinnati kid in the 60s.You had California split in the 70s.Cool hand Luke.there's poker and coolant Luke.Maverick in the 90s,
18:44and then Rounders at the end of the decade.Nothing in the 21st century, though,besides Mississippi Grind.That's that I could think of.21.Get the black guy.Is that ironic?The Tower Rounders.
19:03This movie has a lot of life lessons.I don't know if you guys realize.I'm going to read you some of them.These are actual quotes from the movie.We can't run from who we are.Our destiny chooses us.These are like fortune cookies.From time to time, everyone goes bust.
19:22You agree with that, van?Yeah, for sure.Little Bobby, he went bust.Was the last time I went bust?No, little Bobby.Come on.It's too early.Don't get him going.
19:32Don't antagonize him.Come on.Always leave yourself out.Sure.We see that with sports teams sometimes.It's like the Deshawn Watson trade.No outs.Three first-round picks.
19:44Guaranteed contract, no outs.That's why I always got barstool on speed dial, you know?Just in case you push it too far.Steele and Chris.Hey, everybody look at Bill's face real close.That fucking hurt.He's made that joke before.You don't hear much about guys.
20:10to take their shot and miss,but I'll tell you what happens to him.They end up pumping crappy jobs and graveyard shiftstrying to figure out how they came up short.That's the Detroit Lions right now.Are they here?It's Jared Goff, everybody.It's a moral to let a sucker keep his money.
20:30You can't lose what you don't put in the middle,but you can't win much either.Just like the saying goes in the poker game of life,women are the rake.Controversial, we'll get to that later.And if you're too careful, your whole life can become a fucking grind.But you didn't even get my favorite one.What is it?
20:47Like, that's not me.I see a mark, I fucking take them down.That's good.That's the coldest line of the whole movie.He can't help but eat the fucking week.Directed by John Dole, $12 million budget made $22.9 million.Miramax pulled it from the theater after three weeks.But if they made a dollar
21:09every time one of the four of uswatched it?Yeah.Avatar.Roger Eber, three stars.He said it's essentially a sports picturein which the talented hero wins,loses, faces disaster,
21:26and then it's paired off one last timeagainst the champ.Not wrong.He liked it, though.So did Siskel.All right, so if you're not familiarwith our podcast, we go through categories.We break the movie down
21:38with some categories. First one is most rewatchablescene.Got to start with Teddy KGB crushingMike at the beginning, right?Vontakouki. No.He doesn't look likemuch, but KGBis connected all the way to the top of the Russian
21:54mob. He's the one guyin the game you don't want to fuck with.But if you're looking for high stakes,this is the only place in town.They all know me as a small timer.But that's about to change.They all know me as asmall timer, but that's about to change. Three stacks of high society, Sean? I like that they
22:16invented that phrase, but now it's something we all use. So you don't think that existed? No,Coppumann says that they came up with that. They were calling it three big dimes, three big dimes.That's what it was going to be in the script. And then at the last minute, they came up with threestacks of high society. And now jerks and casinos all the time, we're like, oh, three stackshigh society, please. So there's a lot of real stuff in this movie, but I like the inventions, too.So Mike McDee has ace nineWhat we can see is ace nine nineSo he's got a full house but two aces in the three nines
22:47And he goes all inThinking that Teddy KGB has the spadesYeah, I'm gonna go all in because I don't think you got the spadesYou're rightI don't have spadesI know before the cards are even turned overI sees fullWas that bad card playing?
23:27by Mike McDee? What's he doing there?You want to do this right now?You want to do that, breaking down that hand right now?Just quickly.I mean, put yourself in his position.You've got $30,000.You're sitting down with a Russian gangster.And he's a great poker player on top of being a gangster.
23:45And you're trying to make as much money as possibleso that you can go to Las Vegas to participatein the World Series of poker.And it never once occurs to you that maybe he's holding aces.The only thing you're thinking is I hope he's not holding aces.So we're already getting into unanswerable questions.Now, it's, it's, but he fucks up.He realizes later.
24:07But we find out why.We find out why he was full of gas, right?Because of Johnny, because of Johnny Chan.It is kind of weird, you know what I mean?It's tough.Because like, you know, I hoop sometimes at the Equinox.And, you know, every once in a while in the Equinox,you in there and you're like
24:28a motherfucker can't missand they might have a pro on the other teamif I bust his assI'm not going to trial for the Lakerslike he had onegood nightand then basicallycut his dick off in front of the whole world
24:42I agreeit's kind of weird rightthat tells you what he thinks about himselfhe had a good night against Chanand then he wants to go to Vegasand he just fucking shit the bed in front of everybodyis what he deservedYou're right, I don't have this spades
24:59And then the Mike McDermott faceI don't think there's ever been a betterI just got my ass kicked faceNo, it was like it's that and Zay Flowers two weeks agoYeah, my GodI was likeSorryI like Kinnish telling him to get up
25:15Get up, get out of the seatThe judge's game is my next oneWhich is just an absolute heat check from MikeHe comes in, he's there for two and a half secondsreads everybody's cards.It's your money the kids betting with.That's plenty wise.We know what we're holding,
25:31and we know what you're holding.The fuck you know what we all got.Summer clerkship in your office says I know what you're holding.I don't bet with jobs like that.Let's just say I'll put you at the top of the list if you're right.Okay.Well, you were looking for that third three,but you forgot the professor greenfolded it on 4th Street,
25:52and now you're representing that you have it.The DA made is two.pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Captain was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush,but he came up short, and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up.So, like I said, the dean's bet is $20.Well, kiss my ass.Keep my ass.It's all people that he has to get a grade for. It doesn't matter.
26:16And I just like that game. I like what the corny, old guy, like, Chuck of Slovakia.Check to Martin and Lewis.Yeah.And then Damon just lays it out.Did you believe this, Sean?That sequence?That he could read everybody that fast.Because Copman and Levine swear that, like, they saw Phil Helm.
26:35It was seven-card stud, which makes it a little easier.Yeah, I mean, Chris's favorite player is Daniel Neganue.And Daniel Neganue, if you watch him on TV, he's just putting guys on their hands in real time.There's incredible YouTube cops.Like, what kind of dark arts do you have?So guys can do that.But some people say that the flaw of Mike as a character is that he worries too much about that.He worries too much about that.
26:55He wears too much about other people's cards and not enough about his own cards.What do you think?I have no idea what y'all are talking about.But I don't know nothing about poker.To me, it was cool.Yeah.It looked like, you know, it looked like the joint chiefs of staff sitting around.And he came in and impressed them.
27:14And later on, he gets to ask the motherfucker for $10,000.I can't wait until we talk about that.Yeah.Because if something happens to me right now, there's nobody I can just go.and ask for 10 grand to helpget my... He's not going to give it to.We'll talk later.Next scene,
27:37Worm and Mike finally startplaying together. They go to that mansion.And hesays, Worm and I fall into our old rhythm,like Clyde Fraser and Earl Monroe.There's some billions day and A and some of the dialogue.We get to see Worm in action.We get to see
27:53Worm say, what my uncle Lestalways says when the money's gone, it's time tomove on. So enjoy it, you secret handshake motherfuckers.Yeah.They're missing a part about that, though, that I like.The girl.Come on, Bill.Oh, I know. I'm guessing.
28:07That's very important to me.We'll get to that later.But the quote I gave about, or worm gave about seeing a mark,Mike is a mark to worm.And the way that you know that is because Mike says that he is leaving.Yes.And then worm goes in and she says to him,he told me you will be running a little bit late.
28:31So he's always, he already knows what he's going to do.So he's actually conning him into doing what he knows he's going to do.It's amazing too because Norton or Worm says,I'm sorry the exact same way like 25 times during the movie,always to Mike.And Mike's like, okay, like every time.He's like, I'm sorry.Next one is Mike's girlfriend moves out and thank God.
28:57But, Mike sees his stuff missing,and he's like, oh, man, I knew.She always knew how to throw away a shitty hand.And Worm says, I mean, look at you.You domesticated yourself for her.He does that whole thing.And then, you know what cheers me up when I'm feeling shitty?You know what cheers me up when I'm feeling shitty?
29:19What?Rolled up aces over kings.Yeah.Check-raising stupid touristsand taking huge pots off.Yeah?Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.Playing all night, high limit, hold them into Taj, where the sand turns to gold.
29:45Fuck it, let's go.Don't tease it.Let's play some fucking cards.I don't think any scene that doesn't involve actual sports gets to be more fired up.And then Damon does it.All right, fuck it, let's go.Let's play some fucking cards.And then what song is that that kicks in?
30:09It's funk number 49 by the James gang.Oh, man.An elite scene.Worm does the little fist pump?Yeah.I'm giving that the Kid Cutty Pursuit a Happiness Word for Best Needle drop, too.What's the best we're about to go gambling movie moment ever?This or Vegas Baby Vegas, you mean?
30:27Vegas, yeah.What else do we have?What's in the running?It's probably those two right in the finals.Oh, call our money when he starts playing again?Yeah.Yeah.Oh, hangover.
30:40Hangover.Hangover's a good one.Rain Man.Oh, the escalator with the suits.Yeah, that's pretty good.That's good.Yeah, that scene could have been longer.I really enjoyed watching Rain Man play Blackjack.
30:55It was great.That was awesome.That's like you and Jacoby up there playing Blackjack.So this scene leads right into,this is beautiful.Welcome to the Chesterfield South.that all their friends are there,and then they do the Nature Channel thing.
31:09I like that one as well.Anything else you want to add with that one?Or should I keep telling it?Just the time in the Chesterfield?Yeah.It feels like a very real representationof the kind of guys you would findin those secret poker clubs
31:21in the late 90s based on the way they describe it.This one's all based on the Mayfair,which is a real club,and just full of guys who look likethey haven't walked more than 100 feet in five years.I like when Worms saysto Kanish.Yeah, you keep grinding out that rent
31:39money, Joe. That's noble work you're doing.It's got good insults for him.Next one, the card game with the municipalworkers.Generally, the rule isthe nicer the guy, the poorof the card player. These guys, despitebeing cops, are real sweethearts.
31:57I'm right on schedule, up4,200. The morningcan't get here soon enough.Holy shit, that's a hell of an elk.Ain't that a beauty?Hey, Pellett.Hey, man.Let this guy down at the bowling alley.
32:13He says he likes to play a little cards.How are you doing?Yes.Mike should have left when he heard Worm's choice.Excuse me.I don't understand.So, like, thank you.So he hears Worm's voice.
32:33He's up $4,200 bucks.And automatically he knows that is a harbinger,of Doom.His face is like, oh my God.Can I just interject?Why?Just break out?When he hears Worm's voice, he goes,
32:47holy shit, that's a hell of an elk.That's the Arbinger of Doom for Mike.His face, there's so many moments in thiswhere Damon does like subtle stuffwith his face to let you know just how defeated he is.And that's one of them.Hey, man, I'm tired.I got to go back and watch
33:04Wild On Ibiza on the E channel.It's 98.Let me get out of here.Like, why did, like, y'all used to watch that shit.Like, so, why did he stay?Why did he stay?I'm literally asking.I should ask a couple minutes next time.
33:20I mean, it's $4,000 more dollars is what he needed.They needed to get to 15.They were really close.Took a chance.They're working those Binghamton cops.Next one is, uh...Hate to get punched in the throat many times by a state trooper.Yeah, that's not what you want.
33:37Mike Town and Kinnish, how he bluffed Johnny.Chan.Leading to Johnny Chan playing himself in aflashback scene. The Danny McBride Award.Yeah.The sorry John, I don't remember.And some good torturo here.How many scenes is he in?
33:53Probably three, four?Four.Yeah, four or five.He's amazing in this movie.You look like Dwayne Bobbick after he went one roundwith Norton.And then the final Teddy Mike Hand is the lastrewatchable Sam.
34:05I mean, you could split it up where he blasts him early.does the warrior trick on him, but really gets to the end and the big hand.And Teddy just goes to another level.Eat hurts, doesn't it?You can't believe what fell.All your dreams just hopes down the fucking drain.Your fate is sitting right beside you.That Ais could not have helped you.
34:43That's it.I flopped the nuts straight.That's it.What the fuck you're talking about that?Take him down, Dan.No, no, no, not tonight.This son of bitch all night, he tricked me.Well, you feeling satisfied now, Teddy?
35:24Because I can go on busting you up all night.Niet.I don't even understand.He's ripping off line after line.He's doing splash the pot.He's just, what is it?Like a six minute heat check, Chris?Oh, my God.
35:42I mean, just like everything he says to Rispoliwe is just like,Your feet sitting next to you.All of your...That's so crazy.I'm just like, I know.He just does Borat and he thinks this.That's Borat.You should have made Joe, your wife.
36:02My wife, grandma.You would never get this.But the way he gets him to keep playing.That was my shit for years, man.You know, because I told you guys before that was during my, you know, pointing at my crotch era because of DX.Yeah.You know, walking down the street, you see a nuns.Suck it, sister, Ann.
36:22And the fact that he...You would do that to nuns?Whoever, bro.Like, whoever, I remember it really went too far when I hit...Yeah.I was so ingrained with it that I hit my mom with it.Oh, no.It was such a part of me.
36:38My mom's like, Ben, come in here.I'm like, yo, what's up, mom?I can suck it.And she's like, boy, did you just point at your dick?But that, like, threw me the last time I stick it in you.And he's like, glimping a horse.But he does it.And then it doesn't quite work on Mike.
36:59And he's like, nah, he need a little bit more.He need a couple more inches.It's like the best thing in the world.I was doing that for like five years.Can I just did all?also the most amazing part about that is Teddy keeps turning around to watch like late 90sGerman soccer.So he'll fuck with Mike and he'll be like, hey, you go ahead.
37:17And he's just like, oh, two one.I imagine he probably would fix that match or something like that.He does the hanging around, hanging around alligator blood.He does the respect is all you have in the morning.Just taunting him, taunting him, taunting him.Then it flips on him.Mike McD gets him.He flaps a nut straight.
37:36and then that's it.Mike wins his money back.Any of the rewatchable scenes?Yeah.When Mike and Worm first go to the Chesterfieldand Mike leaves him thereand he's with Roman and Maurice.The Roman and Maurice scene
37:49out into the hot dog,Norton isBenny Hana cooking.It is unreal how good he is.He's like, you want to see this seventh card?You better stop speaking fucking Sputnik.You got any other ones?The first scene between
38:06Mike and the judge.Like, you know, when Mike is talking to the judgeand the judge is telling Mike how you...Oh, the yeshiva?Yeah, talking about the yeshiva situation.Should we power rank yeshiva stories in this movie?It felt like the same story twice.I don't mean an impact.
38:20They did, but like the judge's yeshiva storyis very important to the overall themeof the film.So like that was like a rewatchable scene for me.I remember I told a similar story to Seanwhen I was trying to get you to move to Los Angeles.Look at me now.I followed my calling.
38:34What do you have for most rewatchable scenes?We're not going to talk about Petra coming to visit Mike.No, we're doing that later.But that's not rewatchable, you don't think?That's what's aged for me.Yeah.It's a notable secret.Yeah, no, save it.
38:46What do you have for most rewatchable?I think it's rolled up aces over Kings.I have that, too.What do you got, Van?The most rewatchable scene is the final scene to me.Yeah, Mike taking down KGB.That's like the most rewatchable scene.What do you have, Chris?
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40:16What's age the best?We mentioned one of the best opening lines of the 90s.Worm's last line I really like,hey, at least you're rounding again.You're going to thank me for that someday.He's right. Mike's probably like a multimillionaire now.We're definitely going to talk about that.But then he disappears for the last 25 minutes.
40:34I always forget that worm leaves and does not come back.A great movie with narration?Yes.Tough.The narration also, the jargon, like you were saying, the jargon just drops you right in.But it's crucial that the VO kind of explains the rules of poker and kind of explains what they're doing.But at the same time, still uses vocab that you wouldn't know as a novice.So it's like somebody's on till.
41:00He doesn't explain what that is.But you do get more.about poker because of the voiceover,it's actually ingenious use of it.The amount of exposition that would be neededif not for the voiceover would ruin the pacing of the movie.Which is something that would never happen at the table.Right. So it would seem really fake.
41:16I have established myself on the rewatchables as anti-narration,and yet many of my favorite movies have narration.So as usual, I'm an idiot.But this, I think, has some of the best narration of anything.What do you think that's about?Well, it's usually when it's a movie where the narration is bad,It feels more profound.Or it's just like,
41:35you guys couldn't figure outhow to edit this thing,so you just had the character.So I grew up in Alabama.Yeah.And then it's like, oh my God.So Forrest Gump.Yeah.
41:45What do you got for what stage is the best?Oh, gosh.Well, I love the stakes of this movie.I hadn't really thought about thisuntil the most recent viewing of it.But, like, even in the late 90s,like, their life is hanging on 15 grand.And, like, the judge is like,
42:00I can, I'm not a wealthy man.Like, I can give you.10, I can't give you 15.This isn't hundreds of millions of dollars.It's like real money to real people.And it actually makes the drama really hit for me.The Russian mob.I'm serious.
42:15Because like up to this point, I was only really familiar with the tenacity of the Italianmob.And then after this, the Russian mob had their moment until John Witt killed them all,rest of peace.But think about it.After this movie, it was this movie.Then it was fucking...Eastern Promises.
42:36It was Eastern Promises.And it was Training Day.And the Russians took the mob over until they killed the wrong dog.I like it.What do you got, Sean?I'm getting over the Russian mob.I think the Russian mob's always been here, just for the record.No, but I've never seen them like in movies, though.
42:54I didn't really know them.They weren't the mob fashion.This is their movie rookie season, you know?I mean, I think the, the,the allure of the poker clubs of that timewhen you could sit down with a proif you got initiated into that worldand things are not like that anymore.
43:10That, like, that hidden world has all been shut down.You know, the Mayfair is gone.All those places are gone now.But that is a very nostalgic time.Bill, I have one that I think you and I will share.Is there anything better or anything that's aged the best?Like, the scene when a guy is getting out of jailand he gets his stuff back?
43:27Ah, that's great.It isnever fails.Should that be just a YouTube montagethat never ends?Like one toothpick.Yeah.What would you get back?
43:40Like a Ben Simmons jerseyand like a ski hat?Yeah, Nicorette.Nickeret, Ben Simmons jersey, yeah.Your beanie?Yeah.Another one's age the best.So way back when I was writing for page two
43:56at ANSpin.com,it was like my first or second year,And I used to do this gimmick for awards, where I would hand out awards,but I would hand out movie quotes.And I did Rounders.And my editors were like, Rounders.And I'm like, yeah, this movie's like, I'm just watching a lot.I love this movie.
44:13But I didn't know if people liked it because I don't living in Boston.Like, I had no idea.You put it out there.And everybody was like, fuck yeah, Rounders.And it's like pre-Twitter.Like pre-Retit, you have no idea what people like, don't like.So you just kind of throw shit out.And that was when I was like, oh, this movie's going to have real legs.
44:32Like, this is probably like four years after.The name Johnny Chan.So when I saw this movie, I didn't know Johnny Chan was a real person.I didn't know if they had faked all of this stuff, and it seemed too good to be true.But no, he was a back-to-back World Series of Poker guy, and his name was Johnny Chan.Like, you can't even make that shit up.It's like he should be in Street Fighter 2 or something.Yeah.
44:55What's a better name than that?Just walking back in here makes me queasy.I feel like Buckner walking back in a shake.That's a great line.It hurts every time that I respect the writing.Settle down.Hey, let me ask you a question about that line.Do you think that's Damon
45:14come in with that joint right there?A Buckner joke?I mean, you think Matt Damon goes, like, when he sees thatbecause he's a Red Sox guy.You think that every time it feels so, like,sincere to the characterand who I know Matt Damon to be.You think that's Damon coming up with that one?
45:31No, I think Coppomen's a big New York fanthat was a little sucky to the Red Sox fans.I know what he was up to.Where do you think Mike McDia's from?Well, because he wears the fucking hatwith no logo, which, like, nobody actually doesexcept for, like, Chris Evans in Avengers movies.So he's from, like...
45:50So, but I was like, I wonder whether or nothe's not wearing a Red Sox hatbecause he doesn't want to get punched, but he's notgoing to wear a New York hat.And I was just curious whether or notyou guys thought Mike was like...She's from like Simsbury, Connecticut.Jersey?
46:05They say Jersey.Jersey.Rhode Island.I like this one because I think it's true,where they say few players can remember the best hands they won,but every player can remember with remarkable accuracythe tough beats of their career.This is so true.
46:22I think about the terrible Boston lossesway more than I think about the wins.There's science to that.Sean, same with you.You think about the Jets losses way morethan the B.I'm careful.You're in my town tonight.
46:35Hey.Bill, I have to tell you,we actually all think aboutthe terrible Boston lossesmore than anything.Yeah.What about the beats of your career, though?Do you think about those?
46:47Or just your sports teams?Sports beats.Bill has no bad beats in his career.She's really got him by the balls.That's not so bad, is it?Depends on the grip.Great exchange.So Mike McDee,
47:03trying to go to the WSOP at the end.Makes so much more sense now in2024 than I think it did to me in 1998.1990, it's like, where's it going?It's the tournament.They play like once a year.Now it's like, oh, yeah, it's going to WSOP.Martin Landau, who plays Petrovsky,
47:20the law professor,and then he ended up on entouragein the mid-2000s as the Bob Evans character,and it was like a nice little Petrovsky sequel almost.That's something might be interested in.He won an Academy Award for Ed Wood.Ed Wood.Yeah, we have some issues with that one.
47:39And then Johnny Chan playing himself.So I was thinking the best athlete playing himself cameos,which is obviously Kareem and Airplane is a classic.Xavier McDaniel and singles.Amazing.Yeah.Bread Farb, there's something about Mary?They play a guy stealing millions of dollars from welfare people in Mississippi.
48:01I'm just doing movies, Van.Bob Watson and Cesar Cedano and Bad News Bears Break a Training.And we just covered this.Dr. Jay in Philadelphia.Yeah.Who ends up in a cameo with the villains of the movie.And it's like nobody in Dr. Jay's like...He's like, hey, Chuck.
48:19Hey, Chuck, what's going on?Hey, I got your question.What's your issue with Space Jam?Is that not on it?Does that count as cameos?Space Jam?That's not a cameo.He stars in it.
48:30Oh, but you're saying it's just a cam.It has to be a cameo.One scene cameo.What about Bird and Ewingand all them in Space Jam?Bird.Oh, Mike Tyson and the hangover.Oh, Mike Tyson and the hangover.
48:42Dan Marino and Ace Ventura.Oh, Ace Ventura.That's a good one.Yeah, Laces out, Dan.I should have crowdsourced this better.All right.Larry Bird and Blue Chips.So a Big Cahoon and Burger Award
48:59for Best Use of Food and Drink.It's got to be the Oreos, right?Yeah, for sure.I'm in an Oreo's scene.I don't know if Oreos have ever been more involved.Yeah, runner-up would gothe hot dog and the amount of soy sauceworm puts in his noodles.
49:12Yeah.It's just like...Chris, what do you got for Denna Thieves,Benny Honorable, word, for scene stealing location?Grandma's brothel.Oh.Love the Red.What a choice.
49:23What a statement choice, yeah.By the way, what I like aboutGrandma's brothelis...Yeah.Want you just leave that hanging for a second?It's the attainability of the women that were inside.Yeah.
49:38I've got family here.I'm just saying.You're going Grandma's brothels.You're like, that was casted correctly.Yeah.He's got stains on his shirt.I feel like the Taj is seen stealing location.It's the Taj.
49:53What do you have for Great Shot, Gorda?Best, most cinematic shot.This is easy.Kanish and Mike outside of KGB's the first time.the steam rising up out of the vents,the shot of the city.So cool.Great.
50:08The Vincent Chase Award,named after Vincent Chase an entourage.Are we sure this characterwas actually good at his job?Merrimax, which released this movieand then panickedand pulled it three weeks after it got released.Why did you make a careful bill face?
50:25I didn't.No.No, you made a careful bill face.Let's do an hour on Miramax.Yeah.We're going to move on.The butch is girlfriend.Wait, I actually have a Vincent Chase for you guys.
50:37What is it?I do too.Worm is a card cheat.Was Worm a good car cheat?He seems to be getting called out a lot.He picked up some tricks in the joint.I know.Well, you had to lose to the brothers to pay off the cops.
50:50Can I say something about that?So this is real quick.I appreciate the use of the word brothers.Because I'm with y'all in these movies.movies, baby. I'm with y'all, Goodfellas. I'm with y'all and the Sopranos. I watch these movieswith y'all. And I got to eat a lot of N-words. And worm used brothers. I'm like, fuckingwith you, dog.But he gets spotted by Kanish, Mike, and the cops, like pretty easily. And Petro probably
51:28knows, too. So it's like, who is he actually successfully cheating?It's almost like he was a lifelong loser.What do you got?Are Mike and Teddy bad at poker?Have we considered that?Because they both lose on like pretty lame hands.It's like a big fat open straight draw on the table.And Teddy's like, there's no way he's got the street.
51:55Why not?It's the most obvious hand on the board.No?Maybe it was, maybe nobody was,because it weren't playing millions of poker hands on the internet.yet. They just weren't good enough enough yet.Before we do thisnext category, I'd like to thank the Home Depot
52:11for helping to sponsor this event.Okay, let's get into it.The Butch's Girlfriend Award for Weeklinkof the film, which is alsothe Mallory Rubin Award for Did This Movie Need a Better Sex Scene?All right. Van, knock on the door.It's Petra.Walk us through what happens next.
52:34Okay.So,Petra's like six feet tall.I mean, she's Gene Graylike in a couple of years.She's, you know, it's like, she's a comic book character.And I know that Mike is supposed to bethis sort of pure, I got all of this stuff,
52:53but give me a fucking break.You just broke up with your girl.It's right there for you, Mike.What are you thinking, bro?It's so,Every time I watch it, I think that there's a director's cut somewhere where they wake up the next morning, just cigarettes all around them.Not even thinking about worm anymore.Now Mike's thinking about starting a family.
53:16It's like a completely different situation.That juxtaposed with the fact.God bless Gretchen Mall.But his girl is so fucking annoying in this movie.It's unbearable.My girl is here somewhere.shout out to Kalikaand every once in a while I come home
53:42and you know what she knows about me?I got to play Spider-Man 2 for three hours.Does it cost $30,000 to do that?I'm just saying, she knows,guess what?He's been talking to Bill all day.Let my brother play the game.I almost dropped the air word.
53:58So he won't let this man play any.She searching through his shittakes the money, puts the money on passive-aggressivebullshit.If you see that much money, you're supposed to take your shit off and get in the shower with this motherfucker.I'm done.I just got...The older I get at first, you know, it's all, Gretchen Mall.
54:21She's so cute and all of this stuff.I have theories about this, by the way.Later on, we'll talk about it.But the more I watch it, it's unbearable.How annoying she is in this film.She's coming up in later categories.Petra comes over, six-foot, drop-dead gorgeous, rush.comes in, Mike's watching the 88 World Series of Poker.
54:43She immediately knows what tournament we're watchingand what's about to happen in the hand.And then she's doing the, oh, look,he knows this man well enough to check all the way.She's like narrating it.And then ask for some moneyand then throws himself, throws herself at him,and starts making out with him, and he pulls back.
55:04And it's the most unruistic scene of movie history.I was trying to think of what.There's no way.The 2024 corollary to this would be for you.So, Famke Jansen shows up, knocks on your door, is like, hey, Bill, I brought Joe in the juice over.You like the kale smoothie, right?Oh, are you watching Pacers Magic on League Pass?Halliburton might make all NBA.
55:29Is Halliburton play it?And if he does, what happens to his trade value?Yeah.Can I make you a latte?She literally says, why don't I stay for a while?No, no, that's not what she says.See, that's not sexy.That's her last thing.
55:48Wait, wait, wait, like, what she says?I can stay.Yeah, you can stay.And by the way, you know what else is the thing?Think about how bad she wants them.This motherfucker don't have no furniture.He's in there watching, he's watching the World Series on Poco on VHS.She really wants it.
56:07Mike!Mike wantsYou knowI did such a good job of not talkingduring this part of the conversationYeah you agreeCobman and Levine said in 2006that it was the biggest mistake of the film
56:21Probably of our entire careerThey saidThey wanted to make the debt of moneySeems so important to MikeThat he had to deal with it right awayIn hindsight we were totally wrongSo there I goWhat's age the worst
56:37Van mentioned GretchenMall. There's a wet blanket sports movie girlfriendand legacy in 70s, 80s, 90s movies withyou know, we talked about this last time we did Creed,but Adrian, Rocky Forer, doesn't fucking go to Russia.Never forgive her for that.Ned Braden's wife had Slapshot.The lady in Hoosiers who tries to get Normandale fired
57:04for like an hour, and then the team starts winning and she's like,hey, Norman, let's go.There's been a lot of bad onesThis is a really rough characterWhere it's just everyAnd it's not evenIt's just they, it wasThey're trying to get it so that he's got to move
57:19Back to his old lifeYeahAnd this new life has to go awayBut every scene she's like MikeWhy do you play poker?What's going on?And it's just, it's just brutalBut she's not shrill
57:30And she uses poker logic against MikeI'm just playing devil's advocateBut she's justYou're in on her now?I'm not inBut I'm just saying, like, when she's like, I'm cutting my losses, you're like, you're a bum hand.Like, she's not yelling at him because he wants to play poker.She's just like, you can't do it with me.
57:48His boy just got out of jail.Hey, hey.Thank you, Chris.I'm standing up for Joe.I'm an ally to Joe.Hey, I can be honest.Hey, can leave that woke shit.I walk with Joe.
58:02We're talking shit up here.Now, look, I get it.She's been hurt before.But your man got one passion in the world.You got one, you got to help him.You got to stoke that passion, man.You know what I'm saying?That's what ends up.
58:19She took all this motherfucker's furniture and left.His boy had to see that.His man got out of jail.She don't want to go to hang out with his boy.I'm not with it.There's nothing you can say, Susan B. Anthony, that can make me...I don't think it's that at all.I don't think it's either of those things.
58:36Joe is not the romantic lead of the film.It's worm.Worm is the guy who Mike is hooked on and in love with.It's a noir, and the femme fatale is worm.He's the one who keeps leading him down the wrong path.That's the idea of the movie.It's unfortunate that Joe has written the way that Joe has written,not the greatest character.
58:56But worm is really his love affair,and it breaks at the end because they're not good for each other.So initially, they wrote the script, and he had a buddy name.Brokeback rounders.You would know.Well, we talked about last night.Last night. You missed last night.Well, not last night, like, last night at the other show.
59:16Last night at the other show.I said something.Van had a theory about Apollo and Rockythat almost caused a riot in the city of Philadelphia.Coppillar and Levine,they wrote the extra character named Ackinson,who is Mike's.law school buddy, and he was kind of like the good side of worm, and they ended up,
59:41the studio made them cut it, and then they had to just give more jokes. Is that supposed to bethe annoying guy from mock court? Who's like, not only are you not punctual, but you don't knowanything. I think it's a different guy. It's like, fuck out of here, man. That's Mike McDee. Come on.This guy took down Johnny Chan. Moore would stage the worst. Poor Eric Seidel, who I think was one of thebest poker players of the 90s, right?He's one of the best poker players of all time.And in this movie just gets annihilated byJohnny Chan, and it's just
01:00:14crestfallen and devastated.And probably more people have seen himin this movie than anything else he's done, right?Yeah, he always says whenever he sees anybodyinvolved with Rounders, thank you so muchfor putting a spotlight on the worst moment of my life.Yeah.What do you got for what stage is the worst?
01:00:29I don't think that this movie hasfared well with 20 years of pokerReddit analyzing it, because there's10 years of guys just being like, no, that's not how that hand would have gone.And now it's devolved to dudes being like, how I would have closed Petra in five steps.It's just like, I did the work.Don't just, don't read poker Reddit about this.You already told mine.
01:00:56What do you got, Sean?Anything?I got a couple more.Go ahead.Let's talk about the biggest reach in the movie, which was Petrovsky giving Mike 10 grand.Mike's, his face is fucked up.He's just been in a fight.He's just no-show at a bunch of classes and fake trials.
01:01:14And then he's like, I need $15 grand.And Petrovsky's like...And I'm dropping out of law school,which means I won't make a lawyer's salary to pay you back.He might never see me again.And Petrovsky's like,I have 10, but I got one more Yeshiva story.That's the price.
01:01:28Just one more.I'm just going to rip through this.I think I actually would have leftand just gotten beaten up by the mob over here,the Yashiva story.I don't know.What would you have done?Your Shiva story, second Yeshiva story
01:01:41or the mob?So it's either grandma kills meor I sit with an old man for five minutes.Another what's agedthe worst.I mean, I've seen this movie too many times,but when he starts trash talkingTeddy KGB and he does,
01:01:58you feeling satisfied now, Teddy?We go busts you all night.It's like, he's just immediately shot to death.It's it?He's just dead.They try.KGB has too much integrity.They were about to come get them,
01:02:10but KGB's pay that money's money.That was going to be one of my picking nits was,why does Teddy have integrity?He's a Russian monster.He's like, me it!More categories.Was there a better title for this movie?I have some.
01:02:32One, leave that bitch, Mike.I don't know if that would have crossed all the quadrantsthat we were looking for.Is there a comma?Leave that bitch comma, Mike?Or just leave that pitch mic?Leave that bitch, comma, Mike.Okay.
01:02:47I have a huge theory, but I don't want to tell my other title until after we get tothe hottest take.What about flop the nuts straight?Yeah.Want to do Hotest Take Award?What do you got, Chris?Okay.Mike actually should have spotted KGB's tell like long before.
01:03:13forward.The whole thing at the AtlanticCity is he's Spockand he can just be like, that guy touchedhis face and this person playswith their crucifix or whatever.And then the meantime, he's at KGBstaring at this guy going like,
01:03:26God, the uncrackable Russian.The Spinks, how will I everread him? It's like, he speakslike Borat and plays withOreos, like one of those things.So,Malcovich changed this a littlebit from what was in the script, right?
01:03:49So originally it was just, does he eat the cookie or not eat the cookie?And that's the tell.And he included this idea of opening the cookie next to his ear, which would then tellhim whether to eat it or not, which I don't really understand.I think he was trying to get all the cream on one wafer.But he still eats the whole cookie.But some guys like splitting it up.What kind of guy are you?
01:04:13How much cream do you like, Chris?Okay, broke backgroundersTry to redirectFinn, you got a high stake?Yes, I do.Oh, boy.Put your fucking seatbelt side.It's not like the road.
01:04:28So this movie is actually a sequel to Cape Fear.Worm fucking hates Mike.And he was in jail for yearswith a picture of Mikeall of these things togetherplotting about how he was going to ruin Mike's fucking lifewhen he got out of jail.And everything that he does in this movie
01:04:54is to fuck over Mike, includingthe wet blanket girlfriend.At the end of the movie,when he gives her the money to hand it to Petroski,Petroski never got that money.She gave that money to Worm.Worm is behind the scenes the whole time,just figuring out,
01:05:12I'm going to fuck this dude over.I'm going to fuck this pretty boy over.I can't fucking stand this guy.Fuck this guy.Fuck this guy.Comes to Binghamton and gets a beating up.The whole nine, his whole job, he,worm is out for 36 hours and Mike has dropped out of school,
01:05:28lost his girl, got the shit kicked out of him.Like, it's literally the worst person in the world for him.He's doing this on purpose and making Mike feel bad about it.That's my hottest take.I like that you think it's an incredible take.But the idea of a guy who dresses like Serpico,eats hot dogs and never sleeps is actually Kaiser Sozay is amazing.That's who it is.
01:05:54I keep having to do hottest takes after van.What's yours?The biggest winner of this movie is not Matt Damon or Edward Norton orCopleman Levine or John Doll, the director, or Miramax, or even poker.It's ESPN.Because ESPN somehow tricked people into thinking that they should watch poker for like 14 hoursin the middle of July.For like nine years, and I'm one of those people.
01:06:20Like, do you know how long the World Series of poker is?How long it goes on, how many hours and hands are played in that time?And they just programmed it through full summerswith hand after hand after hand in all the tournaments that they played there.And everybody was like, this is a good idea.I should watch this.Did it happen because there was like a hockey strike?Isn't that like why they started putting poker on TV?
01:06:40I think it was because there was some interest.And then all of a sudden it just blew up.Well, we talked about how much this movie influenced the poker boom.But isn't it fair to say that there weren't really poker celebrities that were known writ large until after this movie came out?But I didn't really know about any of those guys.Like, now you kind of know some of the guys that are out there making a lot of money playing poker.But I didn't really know about them.One of the things that ESPN did really well is they found a way to narrativize around the Phil Ivey's and the Doyle Brunsonsons of the world.
01:07:10Two casting what-ifs.Who's supposed to be Phil Helmuth instead of Johnny Chan.Thank God.I like Phil Helmuth.Would it have been better, though?Because...No, Johnny Chan's elite in this movie.But people love to see Phil Hummeath get his ass kicked in poker.
01:07:29Like, that's very sad.I feel like he would have dined off it.It would have been annoying.Thank God.Wouldn't he have flipped out, though, if he was like, I'm sorry, Phil, I don't remember.Isn't Helmuth, like, the big tilt guy?The poker guy.Yeah, thank you.
01:07:40Neb Campbell turned down the roll of Joe.She was red hot.This was Party of Five.Scream.Wow, thanks.Did not want to do it.The Teddy KGB Award for actor doing his own thing.We rarely get to hand out an award to somebody in the movie.
01:07:56Doubling as the Ruffalo Hannah Rubinac Partridge over acting award.Chris.Did Malcovic's Russian accent?It worked, right?This is just such a perfect time in American history where we did not care.Where I was like, it's Malkovich.I don't care if this is accurate to like West Belarus or not.It's like, this guy is cooking.
01:08:20I love it.I think as the years pass, I'm 100% in.I think initially I was like, what the fuck is this guy doing?Yeah.I think Matt Damon was like, what the fuck is this guy doing?I think it helped that it was immediately preceded by Con Air.And so in Con Air, he played Cyrus the Virus,and everybody was like, sure.
01:08:39Malcovich belongs in this movie now, so he could do anything and we'd buy it.You went on a van?All the way.Okay.Danny McBride Award for Playing Yourself, obviously Johnny Chan.the best that guy awardwe could go with the Serbian doctor from ERor Croatian doctor
01:08:54Goren yeahGoren mysticHe plays Maurice or the other oneI think he plays RomanRomanOr then grandmaMaurice is the guy at MikeThey put in a fucking bracelet on me
01:09:06Grandma played by Michael RospoliYeahDo you know the Michael RispoliThe great Michael Rispoli factRunner up to Tony Sopranoto GendolfiniSo you know thatI thought about this.
01:09:20So there's a, we did Creed last night.Yeah.We're doing Rounders.There was that guy in back-to-back movies.Brian Anthony Wilson, the guy who plays Adonis Creed's boss,he turns in the typed out resignation letter to.Yeah.Hey, take this motherfucker, I quit.
01:09:40And he was one of the guys in jail that Worm was playing with before he got out of jail.He was the one who goes, Worm, you don't even smoke.You don't even smoke, yeah.The brothers.brothersIt's FebruaryDeanne Waiter's a wordCan I just throw out one more
01:09:55One more that guyActuallyIt's for Sal RichardsWho is the golf clubThe guy at the golf clubOh yeah yeahYeahMike holds to and he's like
01:10:04Come back anytimeI'll bluff the big ringerDeion WadersIs Teddy KGB be eligibleIt's the movie like 30 minutesIs he said in knowledgeableWould you guys allow FomkaPetra's
01:10:19eligible, right?That's like more scenes than Teddy.You think so? Okay.Kanish is only three scenes.It can't be Kanish.It can't be Kinnish.Grandma?He's in it too much.
01:10:29Landau?Landau.It's like a slow heat check.Yeah.It's a third Yeshiva story.How can you give it to him after you've besmirched him?What about Bill Kamp sayingoily finish in the cigar bar?
01:10:43You guys know is Bill Kamp?Recasting Couching Couch.Just quickly.Who's Johnny Chan in 20?What poker player do they use that has the highest impact?I still think it's Phil Ivy.It's Phil Avi.New category that we're doing just for the live shows.
01:11:00What does Tony Romo's director's commentary of this movie sound like?Chris, you want to take a whack?I think it would be best for the Petra scene.She's coming in the door, Jim.He's still emotional about Joe, though.I don't know any World Series of Poker, Jim.It is a sports movie, though.Like, he could just do...
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01:12:47V-U-O-R-I.com slash simmons. Enjoy free shipping on all U.S. orders over $75 plus free returns.Exclusions apply. Visit the website for full terms and conditions.Half-ass internet researchLevine and Coppaman wrote Roundersin an apartment building's basement storage roomthat Coppamond's wife cleaned out for themit was their first script they wrote togetherall the law school stuff was filmed
01:13:13to Rutgers Universityjust real quick Coppola's wife did whatcleaned outoh so she supported a basement oh yeahyeah okayjust making sureMalcovich got his Russian accentthis was on the internet
01:13:28from listening to a Russian woman talk for long hours.Yes.Oh, at Grimmals.Yeah.That woman's name was Borat.And Matt Damon and Edward Norton played the 98 WSOP.And in the first day, Damon had pocket kings and got knocked out by Doyle Brunson, who had pocket aces and sent his ass home.He's going home, Jim.
01:13:56Pocket Kings, not enough.Apex Mouth.Mountain. Damon no. Norton no. Poker, not yet.Did we, have we done Damon's Apex Mountain in the past?It's got to be born, right? The firstborn. It's like a billion-dollar franchise.You guys don't think this is Norton?Norton is Apex Mountain?American History X is about to come out. Fight Club. Fight Club. Yeah. Fight Club. Sure.
01:14:23Malcovich. Dangerous liaisons. That's what I was thinking.Being John Malcolm?What do you have for Famkech Johnson?Or what about Being John Malkovich?Being John Malkovich.Yeah, that's right.The name movie after him.What about Fomke?
01:14:39Famke.Famke.Gene Gray.Yeah.A telepath and a telekinetic.Yeah.Is that a movie?Get out of here.
01:14:47X-Men.Tutor?X2.Which?Which Titoro movie?Lobowski.Do the right thing.That's fair.
01:15:03Some folks in the crowd are shouting out Oreos.I think that's a good shout.I had Oreos coming up.Great.What about Binghamton?When's it ever been better?A lot of alums tonight, huh?That state school.
01:15:19Love that.That tuition?Nice.Johnny Chan, Apex Mountain.Is it back-to-back World Series poker's or this movie?Or getting housed by Mike McDee at the end of Rounders?Pretty cool of him to just let that happen.Atlantic City?
01:15:33I think it was my bachelor partysinging in Atlantic Cityyour bachelor partytoo many big huge fights there and stuff90s Atlantic City was prettypop pretty good yeahI don't knowRussians
01:15:46as an overallGretchen Mall definitely notbest racehorse nameis the next categorywe can go Teddy KGBMike McDieRounder or the RakeThe rake.
01:16:04The rake? You like that one?All right. Let's pick some Nitz.What do you got, CR?So,one thing would just be like Mike and Mike referencing Clyde and Pearl as the Knicks.Like, it was like, we just slipped right into it like Clyde and Pearl.It's the late 90s.Those guys, wouldn't they be like Rod Strickland and Mark Jackson or like,
01:16:26why would they be going all the way back to 70s?That's like a compliment thing.Also, it's not a nitpick,but Petrovsky having his own bottle of gin at the baris a choice.I don't know.Does he bring it?Do they just give him the bottle of C-rooms?
01:16:43Like, what's going on there?What do you got, Van?So I love New York.Love you guys in the city, right?But every time I come to New Yorkand I stay in a hotel,you literally can do like this and this,and you touch in both sides of that mother-in'er.
01:17:00Oh, yeah.Their apartment is so big.I had this too.Their apartment's nice.Their apartment in the movie, they're so big,which is another reason why, if she's doing so well,she shouldn't have a problem with the fact that on the weekends,he likes to go out and just play a little poker.
01:17:19She's obviously a millionaire.First big hand, Sean, when Teddy KGB thinks he won,how did he know Mike didn't have four-nines?He didn't.We talked about this last time I talked about it.There's no way to know.Sean, how much time have you spent on poker Reddit?I've never been on poker Reddit, I promise.
01:17:38But really quickly, what is Teddy's job?Is Teddy a mob boss or a full-time poker player in a mob den?Because Mike walks in at the end of the movie and he's like, let's play.And Teddy's not like, oh, I have to like organize the books for this crime ring that I'm doing.I have a Zoom, but I can do this in 30 minutes.He's like, I got time.Let's do it right now.He doesn't have anything else to do, but play with this.
01:18:01Flunky, who's ass he already kicked three months ago?He's like a loan shark basically, right?Probably a drug dealer.I think his club is protected by the mob, hence the connection.Yeah, he's connected to the outfit or he's high up in the outfit.But Mike says I'm in the worst kind of trouble with the worst guy.He's definitely in the Russian mob, but I think he runs that gambling room for them.That's like, that's his racket.
01:18:23Okay.When he doubles back and plays with Worm the first time and they win, they'd say how muchbecause the girl gets 25%,and they give her $300, so they made $1,200 total.So 900's left, they split it.So Mike has $450.Why is it like this giant gangster rolein his pocket after that?
01:18:44It's like, I saw how much money you won.He went $450.Like, he started out with $2.30.Come on.Would Teddy really have to putDon't touch on his Oreos?That's a really good question.He fucking runs this Russian mob poker place.
01:19:05He has like a Mongolian body guard.Oh, yeah, sorry, Teddy.You got to remember, this is pre-COVID, you know?People were just grabbing your Oreos left and right.Real quick, what is Grandma so mad about?When Mike's winning.Yeah, he's getting his funny anyway.So Grandma is going to get paid no matter what?
01:19:25Yeah.Is he just like Jeffrey Dahmer?He just wants to kill people?Yeah.Like, what is he so upset about?Well, that's why they had him hurt the dog beforebecause they're like, this guy's evil. He hurts dogs.Worms plan when they're trying to make $15,000
01:19:39in three days to driveto Binghamton for five hoursto play a bunch of cops10-hour round trip.That might be your Cape Fear theory.It only makes sense if you know that worm is trying to get Mikefucked.Sean, would Mike and Worm be a little more beaten up
01:19:58by 20 Binghamton cops?The shit kicked out of them.Like, the fact that you...Are you getting up after that?I don't know.Dad.Why did Mike McDee tip Teddy off with the Oriole toe?Because he explains it, like, I would have let him go out and eat those Oreos all night,
01:20:21but it's a psychological trick.It's like, or just don't tell him you know every time he's going to...But he kind of puts him on tilt by letting him know, right?I'm asking.I think that that's yet.is that he really set him off by showing that he revealed his weaknessand that actually worked in his favor ultimately.I don't know if that's, I don't know.
01:20:37I suck at poker.I love poker, but I don't know.Cobman Levine said it was a psychological tactic.So Petrovsky just gives Mike 10K,which then immediately gets turned into $10,000 at night,at 9 p.m. at a check cashing place with no fees.What are the fees to just turn a $10,000 checkA nine-bock a head in New York City.
01:21:02A personal check.That's like 12%.Let's just throw that out.That would be a lot.Yeah.How many times have you taken out 10K?I got two more.So Ed Norton hates smoking.
01:21:17But Worms should have been a smoker.Absolutely.He should have been cigarette smokes.Oozing out of him.Why does Ed Norton hate smoking?That just bums me out.That's what he...The character was supposed to be a smoking.
01:21:30and he wouldn't smoke because Norton doesn't like smoking.What could have been?My last nipicke, guys.I just think Mike D. is murderedwithin five minutes of the last game.He's like, yeah, here's your 60,000.Mike, all right, good luck.And then he's just shot in the back of the head.
01:21:48Like, how far does he go?Does he go a block?No, he doesn't.I mean, they did splatter his blood?Because grandma's got a bloodlust.He's filled up with testosterone and bloodlustlike people told me the guys in Philly are.That's what they told me.
01:22:03I was trying to go off of Philly and they say, don't do it.You'll be killed.Next category, sequel, prequel, prestige TV, all black cast or untouchable.We've been waiting for a sequel.I don't know what these fuck these guys are doing.Like Damon's in his 50s now.Make a sequel.Can we talk through the prequel of Worm and Jail?
01:22:24Well, worm and jail also high school Mike and Worm, fixing basketball games.Little Worm.Little worm.Green light right now, little worm.Like 1990, Worm and Mike?Yeah.What about Worm in jail?Absolutely.
01:22:39Absolutely.Any worm movie you want to do.What's the sequel for you, Van?The sequel to me is, well, the sequel to me, I've pitched this to cop on me before and he laughed in my face.Get out of my face.The sequel is Mike in some way gets into a situation.He has to go back and play his way through it, right?But this time, Worm is KGB.
01:23:05So Worm has become the big deal guy who runs the deal.And your third act is Mike playing Worm in a poker game for it all at the end of it.Does would Worm have a Russian accent?Yes.And the name of that movie is, remember the last time I stick it in you.I have a prestige TV pitch.What's here?Judges Night Out.
01:23:32And it's the judge's game, but it's like five minutes of poker in the beginning.And then one guy goes, I had a hell of a case this week.And then it's law and order for like 35 minutes.Wow.And then bang at the end, end of the hands.That's a good one.I think the obvious sequel would be Mike becomes one of the best poker players the last 25 years, right?And then...
01:23:57And Worm has been in prison for 20 years.Worm gets out.I had, when I pitched this to Cobbman and LeVille.being a million years ago, I had Worms Brother Gerbil,played by Ben Affleck,because we got to get Ben Affleck in this.And they come in, but then I thought of another wrinklewhere it's the final table, and it's gerbil,
01:24:14and it's Mike McDee,and maybe Johnny Chan, if he's still alive.And then Joe's son.Joe's son, who's an internet poker player,who's like trying to spite his parents,and he's just got that squinty face.He's like, Mike, check.and just is fucking with Mike.
01:24:33Who's the father? Is it Petrovsky?Yeah. Oh, my God.Other kid, yeah.Petrovsky put that yeshiva on her?That's the third yeshiva story.That's the third yeshiva story.Is this movie better with Wayne Jenkins, Danny Treo,Catherine Hahn,
01:24:52Steve Bouchemey,Michael K. Williams,Sam Jackson,J.T. Walsh,Byron Mayo,Harling Mays,or Philip,Baker Hall.
01:25:04Let's talk out the Byron Mayo piece first.So Petra comes over.Mike's turning her nose like,Mike, Petra, let's let bygones be bygones.The 88 World Series is on.Nothing's more erotic than that.But if Wayne Jenkins spotted worm cheating,I was working with a super sharp,
01:25:34you're like fucking Ricky Jay over here.and a motherfucking ace up your sleeve tattoo.That's little on the nose.As long as you're not distributing stolen credit cards anymore,otherwise you're going to be losing cigarettesto white guys, brothers, and cops for a long fucking time, big boy.Get him the fuck out of here.I think I lost my voice on that one.
01:26:02Thanks again to the Home Depot.Probably unanswerable questions.You guys could help out with this first one.Where was Teddy KGB's place located?Well, grandma's in Chinatown.West Village.Cody Islands?Where's Teddy's?
01:26:28Remember, it's the 90s, though.Right?So where is it?Alphabet City.Alphabet City is a good shout.All right, we're getting a little poker technical for one minute here.Teddy KGB's last hand.The flop comes up, 6, 7, 10.
01:26:49Mike has the straight already.Teddy raises.So he's got to have something good.Did Teddy have two aces?Was that why he was so confident?Because then the last card is an ace, so he thinks he has three aces.I always thought it was pocket tens.So you think he had three tens?
01:27:06What do you think?Chris does no poker.Van?He had Magic the Gathering cards.Yeah, I don't know.He had some Pokemon.Yeah, I'm not.So Teddy says the ace did not help you,
01:27:17which makes me think he had two aces.Because then he knows there's the third ace,so Mike couldn't have had two aces.So I think he had two aces.Are we sure Kinnish wasn't the smartest person than this movie?He's grinding out that rent money.He owns a business.Pretty smart.
01:27:36Stay away.Can I ask another unanswerable Kanish question?Yeah.Good friend or loan shark?Because he's always there for Mike, kind of.But immediately after the first KGB loss, he's like,I can stake you and you can just give me 50% of your winnings,or you can drive a truck for me.
01:27:53but those are like your two optionsand he takes them all the way upand he just refuses to give him money.I feel like he's always got like a price tagalong with his friendship.I think he gave him a lot of wisdom along the way too.Do you would you ever trust anybodywho hangs out in a bathhouse van?
01:28:11Probably.Look, I think Kanisha is the exampleof what they don't want to become.They don't want to become like career.A low ceiling.Yeah, they want glory.they want all of that.They want to maximize their talent
01:28:25and condition is kind of the safe play,like the movie says.So where did Worm go after Binghamton?Where did he go?Ex-convict with no money,a bloody face, no cell phone.Sounds like Boston to me.Let's say more like Providence.
01:28:52So Copman Levine wrote this sceneand they filmed it,found his way to a backroom game in the Bronx.It was a game that he heard about from the guy in the beginning when he fleeced the guys for cigarettes.And the guy's like, you better hope that shit doesn't come back to haunt you worm.Runs it to that guy and the guy chases him out.And they decided it didn't work.It was better for worm to just disappear.
01:29:13So cutting room floor for that guy.I have one more.Oh, did you have another answer roll?Well, a lot of people wonder how Mike ended up with 60K at the end.Started out with 10, one another 10, so he was up to 20.went head to headand ends up with 60.And the answer is
01:29:32they kept like doubling upbut they didn't show itbecause they didn't want to get tooto pokery.He only says table stakesat the end by the timethey say the reload thingso that's how he ends up
01:29:42at the 60K.Are we sure Joe gavePetrovsky the money?I don't think,I know she didn't.You know she didn't.I already said I know she didn't.She's up to no good.
01:29:55The entire movie.She was the rake.She's probably partying in Cancungoing crazy. Go back and look.Girls gone wild. Two thousand. She's on it.I don't think she gave him the money at all.Like, hey girl, remember him? He wouldn't show him a bigdumb motherfucker. We're taking it.
01:30:12Wild on the Beezza. She's there.You've been three references to Wild On this conversation.Right. It brings me back to the 90s, man. Cindy Margolis.I love you, baby.It's not a whole white woman thing.All right. We have onedorky movie question. What actorcould have played all five male parts and rounders
01:30:32at various points of their career.So that would be Teddy KGB,Mike, worm, grandma, and Knish.And I asked fantasy, I never prep fantasy usuallybecause I like when he panics,but I actually figured like,ah, we get him in front of people.I'll give him a day of prep.
01:30:48What was your answer, Sean?So for a movie that could actually get made,I think Paul Newman.I think Paul Newman could do every single character.For the movie I want to see,it's Philip Seymour Hoffman.Hoffman was actually mine.I was going to say.
01:31:05I had Newman as well.There's a lot of people that could have played four,but not all five.You don't think Jack Nicholson could pull off all of them?It's a good one.Yeah.I don't think he could have been Mike McDy.He's got that devious look to him at all times.
01:31:17It would be funny to go up to Jack Nicholson.You couldn't pull off Mike McDee, Jack.It's been a story career, but that's the one that got away.Not quite good enough.I call this the wheel.What do you have for Best Double Feature Choice of this movie?I hate California split.No, I have Fight Club.
01:31:41Oh.Because this movie is almost like a reverse fight club.That's a good one.Like Norden playing the actual incarnation of Tyler Darden.He's the Tyler Darden of poker.Yeah.Personal story, when I turned 40 years old, I got a present from Bill Simmons.It was a poster of an incredible movie that I would recommend
01:32:02for this, which is 1974is The Gambler, starring James Kahn,which would be an absolutelyawesome double with this movie.I like it. I'm going withVann's idea of Cape Fear.Let's get dark. We'll go Cape Fearright in a rounders.
01:32:18The Indian Reds the Wanda Award for what happened the nextday. When does Mike cracktop ten in the World Series of Poker? What year?Is the next five? Never?See, just like working as a waiterat the Flamingoin two years? Does Mike ever make the transitioninto online poker
01:32:33and just like get wiped outlike in that whole thing.You could see him getting a braceletplaying RAS or something,but I don't know about the final table.Yeah.What piece of memorabiliawould you want from this movie?
01:32:45Second or last category.Knesses bathrobe from theRussian bathhouse.KGB's cookie rackthat don't touch cookie rack.Yeah.Oh, that's a good one.How about that green
01:32:58Cherokee sporttruck that he's driving around?I like theWorms Leather Jacket.Yeah.It's pretty great.It's his only wardrobe of the thing.All right.
01:33:08Who won the movie?Can I make the case forCopplement and Levine?Okay.I think it's just an incredible script.I think it's got incredible dialogueall the way through.Maybe any other set of actors
01:33:20don't do it as well,but it's a unicornscript to me.I love the waythat people speak in this.I thought Brian and David.I think poker won.It just makes poker
01:33:32feel like the coolest thing in the world to know about, right?The whole, and in a way, New York, too, but like that whole scene.I couldn't think of a single person that could play Worm besides Edward Norton.And so it kind of makes me feel like...No.Michael Rappelma, not to play Wormant, man.Jesus Christ.And Worm is the soul of the movie.
01:33:56I have Poker 1 and Ed Norton, too.It's weird, because Ed Norton's not in the last 20.25 minutes of the movie, but I just, worm is such a good character, and he's so good in it.So I think I would go for him. Anything else you want hip before we go?Oh, yeah, the life lesson.Oh, well, we did the Tower Rounders. I gave you like 20 of them.How much more do you want?If we come back to New York, what movie would you want the next time?
01:34:24Good fellas?We love it.Oh, good fellas, a good one.We were in DC, Chicago, Philly, and now here, and we had a blast this week.It's great getting out and seeing everybody and doing the pod.Thanks for their support.Great to see everybody.Thank you.
01:34:54All right, you just listened to Rounders, the live show.Second time we've done Rounders, first time we've done it live.It was produced by Craig Horlebeck, as always, and we'll be back a week from now with a brand-new rewatchables podcast.Don't forget, you can watch clips.entire shows, including all the cold weather tour shows, YouTube.com slash Bill Simmons.They're all there. Check it out. See you next week.
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