The Rewatchables - ‘Searching for Bobby Fischer’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Charles Holmes
Episode Date: January 2, 2024The Ringer’s Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Charles Holmes are better at rewatching movies than you will ever be at anything! They bring out their queen to rewatch the 1993 sports drama ‘Searching ...for Bobby Fischer,’ starring Joe Mantegna, Laurence Fishburne, Joan Allen, Max Pomeranc, and Ben Kingsley. Producer: Craig Horlbeck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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You've been on this pod, Charles, but not with me.
This is the first time it's been the three of us.
I get to L.A., you wasted no time.
You're like, let's lock in.
Listen, now that you're here, you're in the rotation.
It's waiting for you to get here.
Here's the thing.
You say that now, and then I'll start doing my Stephen A takes,
and you're like, get the fuck out of here.
It's like we added a lottery pick in the draft.
Charles moves here.
Band continues to build.
Yeah, it's like numbers on me.
It's, yeah, yeah.
You have you heard about this?
Have you heard about the band's getting a crew?
Oh, no.
The band contingent.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like her own little thing.
It's kind of like the comic book world where it's like all the black heroes, you know, they start
getting together.
The X-Men Storm Bishop.
And Steve.
And Steve.
But I keep telling you, Selma Steve Alman.
You can call him Selma Steve.
You ain't see him at the cornbread function.
You didn't see him at hot water cornbread.
Selma Steve is he's got a connection.
Him and Mac Miller, we're cleaning up.
Yep.
Well, I sent Charles a list of movies.
that we never got around to
that were anniversary movies
and he sent back searching for Bobby Fisher
which Van and I had talked about
all year doing we never did
and it's gonna be our last movie the year
searching for Bob Fisher
next here on the rewatchels
I'm playing chess
my dad
this is the movie
it's a game like Monopoly
every parent should see
my son has a gift
every kid should share
and everybody is talking about
one of the best movies
so far this year
powerful
Inspiration.
Oh, good.
Yeah, that's it.
Two very enthusiastic thumbs up.
A movie every American family should see.
Searching for Bobby Fisher.
Now playing at Select Theater.
All right, this movie came out 30 years ago.
I saw in the theater.
I think it's one of my favorite movies
of the last 30 years.
And I don't know,
I don't really know what makes it so rewatchable for me
when I know all the beats.
But it moves like a sports movie,
but it has heart.
I think it has real lessons,
especially now that I have kids and I'm a parent
and I've gone through some of the stages
when you want something sometimes even more than the kid does.
It's got all that stuff.
It's got this really cool chess plot
that I've never really seen a movie until Queen's Gambit,
which I thought did a nice job with it.
But there's just a lot going on and I like all of it.
Why did you pick this?
It comes at that VHS boom
where this is something where when I'm in kindergarten,
it's playing constantly when I'm in middle school.
Now it's on like Cinemax and Showtime or whatever.
And to your point, it's, we don't, they don't make these movies anymore.
They don't make live action for kids movies that the drama, the acting, like the murders
are old actors who are in this.
I'm like, if they were in this, is this even still a kids movie?
Yeah.
And it just, I think I texted you.
This movie like foundationally taught me something about the human experience and what it
needs to be an athlete versus an artist.
Like that is, like, I didn't even realize until we're watching it very recently.
I'm like, oh, this is about not only chess, but what does it mean to win?
And when does something that you're playing become more?
When does it become art?
And can those two things coexist?
And if you have a gift, what's your responsibility to it?
Yes.
That's the other thing I love.
What do you love about a van?
So, number one, there's a mythology to the movie.
And the movie starts with that mythology
and it's like this quest for this American chess giant
whose absence is so felt by a community, right?
That they're waiting for this chess messiah to reappear.
And in that way, it's very much like a lot of the mythical type of stuff that I watch.
Yeah.
It's like it's a good plan.
I didn't think of that.
In that way, it's a lot like,
A, one day this guy's going to come back to deliver us all
and everybody's waiting for him and they see it in a young child.
But there's a weird, like, very accessible sort of religious thing to it.
Who is going to be the literal second coming of Bobby Fisher?
Why did Bobby Fisher disappear?
The movie starts with this mystery.
This guy came along.
He was this chest phenom.
Which, by the way, at this point in my life, I think I was around 11 or 12.
When the movie came out, it's 92, right?
Yeah, 93.
It's 93.
So I'm like 13 when the movie comes out.
I had never heard of Bobby Fisher.
So that story at the top
This guy came around
Beat the Russians
Just like Rocky did
I'm thinking oh another guy
He picked the Russians
We're doing good against the Russians
And beat the Russians
Did all this
And then he just disappeared
Why?
Why? What happened to him?
And then they go back to him
Every single time
So the curiosity is there for that
And then it's like
Can somebody else be that?
And then...
Well also when the movie came out
There was still a big shadow
With Fisher
It'd be like if Jordan retired
After 92
But then disappeared from the country
Did people still
care though, 93?
They did.
Oh, they kept saying Bobby Fisher in the movie, and I'm like,
they did.
Still this much of a looming figure.
I mean, in the wide world of sports generation, it was like him,
Muhammad Ali, he was like these 70s icons.
And I felt like he, when I was growing up, he was one of the icons.
And it was interesting because I asked my parents was like,
yo, why didn't y'all tell me about Bobby Fisher?
And my dad would be like, oh, the chest dude.
Yeah, like, well, he disappeared.
It's like, it was, my dad is not like,
DB Cooper or something.
Yeah, it was like, that was a,
known thing that this guy had been around and he'd become world famous and then he just freaked out
and left. Something else about the movie that I picked up on this rewatch that was really interesting
is that the movie is kind of in a way about the price that you have to pay for greatness.
Yeah. Oh, it's, it's, I think that's the biggest theme. Right. It hits it every 20 minutes.
You see somebody who's like, oh, that person went sideways. Yeah. So like in that, I think
the older you get, you start to ask yourself the question of,
What am I willing to sacrifice or who, better yet,
who am I willing to become to be super duper great?
And to watch that be discussed and negotiated by adults for a seven-year-old kid
is really fascinating to look at.
Even the future, though, which, when you watch this movie,
you're like, oh, even in what, this movie, the story is set around the 80s.
But even then there's this idea of like,
even if this kid does become the next Bobby Fisher,
what's left for?
And, like, at one point they point,
and it's just, like,
chess is not what it was in the 70s still.
How much riches and wealth?
Like, you're going to have to do this for the love,
and you might go insane.
And I was like, oh, this is way darker
than I remembered it being of, like, a 7-year-old.
Obviously, the 7-year-old is not negotiating this.
But his parents being like,
damn, should I just put him in Little League?
He has a better chance of maybe getting a scholarship,
versus like, hey, if he goes insane, like, there's nothing left for him in this chess world.
And honestly, watching the movie was different now because Bobby came back.
Yeah.
And remember that documentary was maybe it was a 30 for 30.
But then Bobby hit some Y-Mell.
Bobby hit a big...
Wynnelled to the 20-nights power.
I remember that one thing, there's this one great...
Wild Wikipedia page for Bobby Mitten.
Like, ridiculous Bobby Witten.
Look, there's this one clip to where...
Bobby had just come back
and I guess he had had a real close relationship
with Dick Shapp.
Yeah. And Jeremy Shapp is there
and he's in
a back and forth. He's doing a press conference.
Wherever he was, he was about to play a chess match
and he had said something
to Jeremy Shapp. He was mad at Dick Shapp
and he had said something to Jeremy Shapp
and you know, Jeremy Shapp looks back up
and you guys bring the clip up. He looks back on me and he goes,
you know, a lot of people think that you've
completely lost your mind. And honestly,
I'm not sure that you've done very much today to make people think any differently.
It's a real moment because by the time Bobby Fisher got back, his mind was shredded.
So by the time you watch the movie now and you see that that could have potentially been Josh Waitskin, who's a real person, that could have been his future.
When you chase that type of genius and something that's this mentally rigorous, you go, oh, okay, well, you know, that doesn't happen to everyone.
but the guy that they was probably the worst case scenario
but the guy that they were searching for
like really kind of lost it all
lost his his humanity in the way
couldn't even come back to America
he was mad about this movie that they used his name
and it tied into he felt like there was
I mean he was about as anti-Semitic as it gets
but he thought there was a Jewish conspiracy against him
that Hollywood made you know did the movie
because they were trying to make him look bad
and like he was to say he lost it
Kanye before Kanye got it
Yeah, it was pretty rough.
I have more on that later.
Oh, by the way, this is, we'll talk about it.
This is the anti-Cobie movie.
This is the, Kobe, no.
Like, every time I watch this, I was thinking,
this is not the Mamba mentality, baby.
Oh, Josh doesn't have the Mamba mentality.
I thought, bro, Josh, you don't have the dog.
Josh, Josh, this is a pro LeBron.
You don't remember when Kobe offered him a draw
in the 2000 finals?
Right, no, Josh doesn't have the Mamba.
mentality, you know, Josh wins the little league game and he looks over at the kids and he's sad
that they're sad. I'm like, yo, man, Josh, bro. He's decent. You got to be a killer. He's
decent, man. And so that, like, that, like, he's got a heart. He's got a heart. If you take that
away from him, I'm like, man, bro, Josh. How many ballplay? All of them. All of them. Yeah,
trying to get Josh into the mama mentality. Kobe probably would have hated Josh.
You talked about this already. I had at the very top of the stock, two best themes.
is the price of being truly great at something worth it.
And does a parent want his kid to be great for the parent or for the kid?
And those are two universal themes that you can see.
You can go on to, you can go to Pan Pacific Park this weekend, Charles.
You just moved here.
And you can watch all the AYSO games of the five-year-olds running around.
And there's going to be two kids on that field who would be able to play soccer in college.
And there's going to be parents on the sidelines as into the game and as excited and tense as you've ever seen.
And these kids are five.
And that's how it goes.
This is what I'm afraid of, though.
You can pick hockey.
You pick wrestling.
You could pick baseball.
Pick a sport.
There's going to be the parents on the sidelines locked in.
I was one of those parents sometimes.
And eventually you have to realize.
Did you ever have the Josh's dad thing where it's like maybe your son or daughter,
they quit or they just didn't have the heart that day.
And you were just like, man.
You have those.
I'm not the only one.
I think every parent has them.
Your kid hits these.
They're little kids.
They go up and down.
My daughter who still play soccer now in college, but she had a couple moments when she was a kid where I was like, is she going to quit right now?
Like, is this?
Like, it's just, it was too much pressure.
She didn't like it or she wanted to do other things.
And then are you dad, are you dad, Bill, or are you sports columnist, podcaster?
Like, I love this.
No, what you learn is you have to be, I want what's best for my kid parent.
Yeah.
It can't be, it can't be about you.
And what most parents realize that at some point during the job.
journey and then it's good. But what you can't do is have your kid be your proxy for all the
things you didn't get to do or you weren't good enough at this or it's so much fun to watch
your kid play sports. You'll sacrifice anything for it. That's where it gets dangerous. Every once in a while,
like in sports, actually not every once in a while. A lot of times there's a guy that I look at and I'm
like, why is that guy so good? And it's always a combination of like the physical attributes that they
have and the way that they play the game. For a long time, one of those guys was Jalen Brunson.
Brunson would just get buckets, right?
And I'll be like, yo,
is somebody going to stop him?
Like, this little motherfucker is killing y'all.
And everybody's going to, he's tough, he has crazy body control,
he shoots it really well, he's got,
I got a master class in why Jalen Brunson is so good last week.
This video came out of Jalen Brunson and his dad
when he's 13 or some odd years old.
and everything that he was being trained on,
it wasn't necessarily even what they were doing
basketball-wise, the drill itself.
He was running down full court, coming back, pulling up.
He was crossing left to right,
crossing right to left.
It was the mentality that his father was instilling in him.
His father was, of course, a basketball coach.
The mentality was, you're not tired.
Keep going.
Don't drop your head.
Don't jog.
Everything at full speed.
everything like you are the best player on the planet.
Right.
With total confidence.
And then you see it.
The question is,
I wonder when I was watching the two things.
Number one, the answer about why Jalen Brunson is so good
just evaporate out on my head.
Then I started to wonder,
did they like, you know, go to six flags and stuff?
Like, you start to wonder what the cost of that is.
Now, obviously,
and some of it has to come from the kid.
Okay.
Because if the kid doesn't,
doesn't want to do it or doesn't love it, it's never going to work.
I was feeling, I realize this as my daughter got older, watching the whole thing,
the kid has to want it.
And it has to be stuff like, like my son loves playing jazz.
He's in the advanced jazz band in his high school.
He does it on his own.
Like, we don't tell him like, Ben, it's time to play the bass.
Like, he likes playing the bass.
He does it.
He puts the time in.
That's, you have to have that.
And then you have to have the athletic ability.
And then if you have what you just laid out with Rick Brunson, then that's another
weapon, right? You were given this opportunity to understand certain things that maybe like Charles
wouldn't have understood because he didn't have Rick Brunson as a dad. Oh, you never heard about Hurricane
Holmes? Hurricane Holmes? Hurricane Holmes? My wrestling, my wrestling career. Woo!
He was Hurricane Holmes. He was the... I had heart. Is it over yet? Oh, it's been over. It's been over.
My dad was not Josh's dad. Sometimes he'd be like, I, man, I don't know if you got out for this.
Charles, you consider this a father-son movie?
Because we talked about all these father-sum movies when we did a Bronx tale.
We forgot this movie.
This is an absolute father-son movie for me.
This is absolutely a father-and-son movie.
But what I thought was hilarious is because it's based on the book that the father wrote.
It has something that a lot of other sports movies don't.
Where it's like, oh, the dad is basically the other protagonist.
And he comes out looking great.
Yeah, you're right.
Whereas in most sports movies, the parents are just like the mini boss before the big
boss where it's just like, damn, these parents are some assholes.
Like, I gotta get over them.
Where it's like this movie by the end, you're like, damn, this is a great father figure,
which is like one thing that I'm like, we'll talk about what didn't age well, where I'm like,
that's two in the next and this.
Yeah, you're right.
Well, one thing, it's a father some movie, but it's also a two-parent movie because the mom
has the two most important scenes in the movie.
Yeah.
Right?
And in general, just is the moral compass of everything.
And she's kind of lingering, even in scenes where she's,
not saying a lot. But when she tells the dad,
like, if you try
to change this kid,
taking them out. Yeah. Like, we're leaving.
That's one of my probably unanswerable
questions. We'll get to it about the future
of their marriage. But
it, uh, I have one as well.
Right. Um, it's a father's
son movie and a
son uncle movie and a son mentor movie.
A two mentor movie. Right. Which I was
double mentor. You got
Obi-Wan Kenobi in there.
which is you're being Kingsley character,
who is basically teaching him the force.
Yeah.
The force is basically chess.
And then you got this other uncle figure,
Vinny Lawrence Fishburn's character,
who seems to be more in lockstep with the mother.
He wants Josh to live freely as well as be dope as chess.
When they're playing chess in the park,
it's this visceral, electric, really human type of deal.
And he wants him to like play into that.
And then they're playing because they love it.
Because they love it.
And because they're talking their shit is something that they have to do.
The difference between pick up basketball and playing basketball in the NBA where one is a job
and one you're doing voluntarily because it's a part of your lifeblood.
I like how that movie balances both of those things because, you know, ultimately he rediscovered his love for chess because he starts going on the park again.
But at the same time, he does need the Ben Kingsley part.
And when he has to make the big move in the final match, it's the Ben Kingsley.
it's the Ben Kingsley voice is what he hears, right?
It's like clean the board, sweep it off.
What do you see?
Move out the pieces, and then he finally figures it out.
But the Fishburn is kind of the sexier chess character.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Bring that fucking queen out, man.
Get going.
Move, let's go.
Or what he recognizes that the guy is like the chess grandmaster
and he starts talking shit to him
and the first thing you see him?
Oh, okay, good.
It's like whenever a guy from the NBA
or from college comes on the court,
and somebody just rolls the ball at him.
What you got, motherfucker?
Right.
And he starts going even harder.
Fishburn is great in the three scenes that they give him.
So, like, that is just very, very human.
Charles, you're going to say that?
So I need to know, and I don't want to poison the well.
I love this movie with all of my heart.
But this is the first time because I had to watch it
and really pay attention where I'm like,
okay, I've looked up everybody who's been in this movie,
and they are all real people.
Is Vinny a real person?
Because he is.
He is?
No, he's not.
92. He's an amalgam of three. He's a
composite. That's what I was going to ask. But the name is the same. Yeah. But were they
all black people? Yes. They were. Yeah. Okay. This makes me feel
way better because I was like, look, I was just like. So it was three, three park
regulars all black. Vinnie Livermore, who died of AIDS in 92. Poe McClinton, who was like,
they described him as a street smart hustler. And then Jerry, who was an old man who had
a lot of stories about what it was like back in the day. And they just took all three
of those three and turned them in this makes me feel so much better because when I was researching
I'm like if this magical negro is not real this is one of the most egregious characters
ever sometimes I wonder if here on the rewatchables you guys would have the balls to include a magical
negro category there's not enough movies that have it but you fucking out of your mind
would you want to do the you want a bagger vance category the legend of bagger vans
category like green book bagger vans green mom driving miss daisy you believe
My under siege didn't happen and didn't even know black people in it.
We just did that way, wait, wait.
Was there any black people in understays?
You know who is it?
Who?
Bernie Casey.
Bernie Casey's in underst, yep.
Yeah.
By way, that magical Negro movie that's coming out pretty soon is going to set the culture on fire.
That one's not going to go over where, guys.
Can I say I wanted, I had this as the hottest take, but I'll just do it now.
My Stephen A. Smith, hottest take.
I wanted more, I feel like we're two fishburn.
scenes late. I thought this was
the weak link of the movie. Every time he's
with Josh, I'm like the most excited about the movie, because I
just like the connection they had. He's not in this movie
that much. I didn't realize. He's in like four
scenes. He looms so large, and
I remember their relationship, more than
I remember the Kingsley relationship,
but he's not, he shows up,
what, three times? It feels like they cut
a scene out because it goes for like,
oh, we bring, and all of a sudden
they're playing at the park, like they've been
playing for a while, but it feels like we're
missing the them filling each other out scene whereas Kingsley there's like you know five scenes
where they're filling each other out I don't know I just like the Fishburn character
Kingsley gets his own arc like their Fishburn doesn't all this is he's just in Chicago with
them for no reason let's bring the guy from the park Kingsley gets his own arc the dad gets
his own arc the mom really doesn't and no she does because she she she fought for the kid in a real
way like she did fight for the kid but at the same time she's wearing the pants in the family she
kind of lays it down. She made the
goddamn pants. Yeah. Like
Joey Zaza's. Yeah.
Like Joey. Joy Zaza got his shit
off one time in the best scene in the movie and one of the
best scenes in the 90s, if you ask me.
Yeah. And maybe
maybe, I know he's good, but
maybe the best scene of his career?
It's in this movie. Yeah, so I'm saying
we'll get to it in
in rewatchable scenes. But maybe
the best scene. Are we all
going to take cracks at doing the dialogue from
I'm going to save it.
Right.
We can go around in a circle.
But like so, and because of that, there was literally a point where they were sitting on the,
before the young Darth Vader kid comes, when they were sitting on the park bench eating at McDonald's,
to where I was like, damn, I haven't seen him in a while.
Like when he popped up in the movie, I was like, oh shit.
Like, he's still in this bitch.
I really have forgotten he had been in it because he really only comes in the movie a couple of times.
He's basically in another movie that I'm kind of part of me's more interesting.
interested in what's going on in the park.
Just the dynamics of it.
Who plays? Who's the best guy?
What happens when different people come in?
In Boston, we had in Cambridge and Harvard Square,
we had the same situation.
And the first piece I ever wrote that got published that I got paid for,
$600.
From Yankee magazine.
I think it was a money, but more than that.
But I wrote a piece about this guy who played chess for money.
And you had to play him and it was like $2.
This was a year before the movie came out.
But they had all these characters in the same way.
And every time I walk by, I was always fascinated by it.
And that just, it feels like that whole park scene could have been another movie,
like an indie movie that had no stars.
But Fishburn, I don't know, what do we think his job was chess?
What do we think?
So I'm super fascinated because one of the first scenes that you see is like,
they're trading like there's like baggies of drugs or whatever back and forth.
And the dad in one of the most racist scenes when he's like, Vinnie, that druggy?
whatever. And I'm like, to your point, was something cut out of the movie? Because I was like,
Fishburn is not acting like a drug addict? Is this just racism? Like, what is his story? Why is he always
was going on in the park? Yeah, I think it's more like his feelings about the park in general.
Yeah. No, no. And I understood that, but I was like, what is his arc and what is his narrative?
Like, what is his life like? Because even at the park, he seems to be almost not the mayor,
but definitely the one that's scoping out all the guys, knows all the,
plays and then can see emotionally something in Josh that nobody else really can see.
Right.
And I just needed one more scene of him bringing that to life.
Yeah, I needed to.
All of these people are basically shards of who Josh Whateskin would eventually become.
Like Vinny is his humanity.
His parents are his protectors.
But they're also like unsure.
They don't know what they want them to be.
And he was unsure for him a long time.
Mom wants to have a heart.
So he's like tug of war.
So he's going back and forth between those two things.
and then the Ben Kingsley character represents the institution of chess,
like what you have to do if you want to be good at chess.
I remember every game Bobby Fish ever played.
Right.
You know what I mean?
And even him, though, he's been burnt by the structure and the grind and all of it.
So although he recognizes, and he's kind of a con man too with the goddamn fake certificates,
although he recognizes that there is a sacrifice,
he doesn't want it to take too much of a total.
So everybody is asking all of these questions
and Josh is like is eating it all up.
I mean, one of the best scenes going off that point is
he's telling Josh Blitz Chess, Speed Chess,
it's going to ruin you, it's going to ruin you.
And it almost seems like a...
He's talking about chess like it's an addiction.
And the minute you see him like on the street,
like Bruce playing chess...
Playing again?
Yeah, like, I'm using it again.
I'm like, oh, you're talking...
Because they keep...
That's all they're one of like the interesting little things
that they keep pointed to is I'm like, oh, you burnt out on chess.
You're talking about yourself.
I mean, the professor basically tells us that.
Yeah.
And it's not until, like, it didn't snap it to my mind.
I was like, oh, was speech the thing that is like was actually your one true love?
And you just kind of got burnt out on it.
Or somebody broke you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember every game he ever played.
It's not bad.
This movie has so many of either those people or people I like, including we mentioned
Ben Kingsley. We mentioned Fishburn, who we're going to talk about more later. Joe Montania,
who was Godfather 3 homicide and Bobby Fisher, right in all the middle here.
Joan Allen's first big movie, and then she goes on to be in a bunch of good ones, including
face-off, which we'll probably do at some point again on the rewatchables, even though I've already
done it, but it's... She's got a thing.
Well, she definitely knew that her husband's body had changed, and I think she liked the new body.
That was where we landed on the podcast.
But there's a thing with her, though. I've always... I've always had to...
a thing. There's a, in there, she's got a thing. For Joanne Allen? For Joan Allen, bro. Like,
there's a, there's some kind of thing. Like, she's, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm a hundred percent with you.
It is a, especially in face off, I feel like, she's kind of that prim and proper, but deep down,
there's more lurking. Speaking about things, I just have to, because I'm on the rewatchables,
I have to say, CR, you're fucking wrong. Like, I was listening to a recent rewatchables,
and I almost wanted to punch. Which one?
Fran Dresher is so hot. Oh, thanks. She's like all-time. Yeah.
I didn't hear this, but Saturday
Fever, we did, this was like a year plus ago
and then we did a Fran Gesscher callback
and I brought up how I thought Frank Jershersh
was like secretly one of the best, like a woman
last 50 years.
C.R. I love you. It's part of her thing.
Yeah. She's smoking hot still right now.
It's literally part of her thing. Like when they were
talk about the, what was the show she was on with?
The Nanny. It was like, oh, the face and the body.
Like, it was part of her thing.
Ciar just.
to it.
Sorry to derail this.
Joan Allen,
Ben Kingsley.
We get the William H.
Macy, David Pamer,
Dan Hadea,
or all in this,
all those guys.
And then Laura Lennie
just as one scene as a teacher?
I didn't even recognize her
because I'm just like,
it took me a moment.
I'm like,
Shotty from Ozark is the teacher in this?
I never,
I was like,
oh shit,
that's Laura Lini.
And to your point,
Tuna Fish Dad?
Right.
I was like, bro.
Is this one of his first big roles?
Austin Pendleton.
Right.
In it, I mean...
Tony Shaloo.
Tony Shalub.
It's like, this was...
This movie is almost like a that guy training camp.
Yep.
Or somebody who's going to have a bigger career five years later.
Like, Lori Lennie's in two movies this year.
This one, and she screws the president in the beginning of Dave.
And he has the stroke on top of her.
And then a couple of years later, Truman Show.
Yep.
And then, boom.
And primal fear.
And primal fear.
Primal fear, yeah.
Also, written by Steve Zalian, who ended up with...
Winning bet, yep, who won Best Adapted Screenplay for Schindler's List the same year.
So big year for Steve.
But he's had, he's one of the best screenwriters of the last 35 years.
No, he's fantastic.
And this one is a great script, like over everything else.
Like sometimes it's like, you want to do the research, it's like somebody wrote it
and then it got revised, and then this person came in and they fixed this.
And he's one of those where he writes the script and they make it.
And there's characters and there's arcs and distinct parts.
A mismash of things that should work.
Narration, stock footage.
The first narration,
ages really?
Because, like, you go back to a lot of 90s, 80s,
when you're like, yeah.
Well, the kid's got a great voice for,
he's got that, like, a little tiny list.
He's like, seven, eight years old.
Liquid swords.
Like, it gave me that.
I was, like, pumped the minute I hear of the little kids
on the story.
Age wonderfully.
So six,
Ben Kingsley won an Oscar,
five other Oscar nominees,
including Fishburn,
who got nominated this same year
for what's,
love got to do with it.
So, big year for him.
Oh, he was cooking at this point.
So my take on his character in this is, I don't think they realized he was going to be
in the movie.
And I don't think the part was that big of a part.
And I think because he was in it, I think they threw in like two, three extra scenes
with him.
Oh, wait.
So you're saying that they were, wait, you feel like they had this in a can?
Because sometimes that happens where you drop a movie with somebody and then something
else blows up.
No, no.
I'm saying when they were making the movie.
I don't think this is a big part,
but I think he might have liked the script
and just wanted to be in it.
So maybe the parts
fatter than it would have been.
He's like a part.
I want a part while I scream something.
And they go, okay, cool.
There it is.
There it is!
Yeah, right.
Most memorable parts.
Nominated for Best Cinematography Oscar.
$12 million budget.
It made $7.3 million.
How did y'all let this happen?
So, as we've discussed
many times in the rewatcherables,
93 was a ridiculously loaded movie year
and it came out during the summer
and there was a million things
and it just got lost
and it's the kind of movie
if it was a different weekend,
different year,
I think it would have done better.
But I think it wins ultimately
because it's been on for 30 years
and I actually think it's a little bit time-luss
it reminds me a little big.
I even though it's 30,
Craig,
did you feel like this movie
could have come out now
in a lot of ways?
I don't think chess matters now
so no.
Oh, interesting.
Oh, whoa, what is?
I think there's been a resurgence of chess.
I don't think.
Queens Gambit?
How old are you, Charles?
31.
Yeah, I don't feel like chess is as a big of a deal in our generation.
I'm 29.
In our generation as it wasn't in the 90s.
I disagree.
There's no famous chess people.
Nobody cares about Bobby Fisher my age.
You know, I'll be honest.
I'll say something.
I keep reiterating this.
There should be something where we talk about like what from the movie has culturally expired
because this is a chess because fresh comes out.
What was the name in that category?
I think I should, I'm going to add that for 24.
Like what, like, it's kind of what age is the best a little bit.
No, no, it's different though.
It's the worst, but it's kind of what is the worst.
It's kind of what is the worst.
But like what's like, chess is, at this point, there's a like a little research.
No, we should call it like cultural funeral?
Yeah, like, there's the last time this thing fucking mattered, right?
And in this movie, what I would say is this was this and fresh, because fresh is all about chess.
They're playing speed chess.
They're doing the whole thing.
We were playing chess at lunch during this time.
These movies were so big.
The Bobby Fisher thing still was a big deal.
Chess was gone for a long time.
I feel like until Queens Gambit,
and then there was an African chess movie
that came out a couple of years ago.
Yeah.
That was pretty big, too.
So it was gone until...
My Frantendo did that.
Yeah.
Yeah, over at Netflix, right?
Yeah.
I think Queens Gambit is just more of a really good prestige TV show.
I don't know if it hit because of chess.
I think it was just a really good show.
But I think it got people interested in.
And it was COVID.
Yeah.
And it was COVID.
came out this week.
I'm not sure it is.
Hot take really quick.
I think chess is more fun to watch film than even like basketball.
Like in the movies.
I think this is this is what we didn't want to happen.
What?
I'm so serious.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm so serious.
This is, this is, this is the danger of inviting Charles.
Anybody who anybody who listens to our other podcasts.
Yeah.
Like this is what this was the worst case scenario.
This is this is what we didn't want.
Oh, I have so many.
Here's the thing.
I'm going to stop talking.
I think it's even harder for an actor to look good playing chess than it is for an actor to look good playing basketball.
I mean, that's for, because here's the thing.
Because here's the thing, I don't know anything about chess, but literally it's just like, even this kid, this kid has to do these moves where he's like very like, okay, sure.
Yeah, and he's like really thinking.
Well, you guys do that.
He does the lean.
That lean is clutch.
Get a couple good lean.
And a couple good stairs.
That's hard for any actor.
And this kid is like, what, seven or eight?
And I'm like, oh, even in Queens Gambit, think about it.
All you are doing as an actor is like you just got to think really hard or squint your
eyes.
And I don't know anything about chess.
So the only way I know it's a good move is if, like, fucking Vinny is yelling like,
yo, he did it.
This is my one retort to that.
It is true.
This is my one retort to that.
When there's bad actor basketball being played, there is almost nothing more grotesque.
But it's almost always bad.
So I just, I just, it glaze open.
But when there is bad, when there's an actor who can't dribble the ball or like an All-American,
great show, I'm not dissing.
So shout out Spencer.
Shout out everybody.
I was like, it's so annoying when you have to do your qualifiers before you criticize something.
But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is when you watch the football being played,
when you get sports that are that physically intensive wrong, it looks so fucking bad, bro.
Then what's the last good basketball movie where the basketball looked actually?
Winning time.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Right?
Not white man, can't jump.
I just watched it recently.
Wesley stuff made me mad all over again.
Yeah.
Wes is going.
Wiz is doing this thing.
Wes is hammering it up.
Boom.
Boom.
Wesley's traveling.
Wesley.
It's really tough.
They got Wesley.
Because Woody's so good.
Woody was so good.
He's like,
I'm going to make semi-pro.
I just want to play basketball.
Get into a movie.
Wesley is such a great athlete?
So good.
He's such a great athlete that it kind of gets away with it,
but he's doing, he's really, he's really doing this.
He's going for his shit on it.
You can tell what actors are great athletes.
Like, even we just did under siege,
Tommy Lee Jones does some physical stuff in that movie.
We were like, man, that guy definitely must have played sports.
Tommy Lee Jones, really?
I think he played sports and didn't play football at Harvard.
I think he was the center at Harvard.
The center?
Yeah, I think he was like the center at Harvard.
Can you imagine Tommy Lee Jones lined up on the other side of Aaron fucking Donald
he had his goddamn guts rearranged
the center
there must be a different
goddamn
oh it's Harvard
yeah yeah college football center
I thought you were saying center basketball
center football
semi pro not terrible basketball
and semi-pro
no it's good
it was it was too close to anchor man
right I think they needed five years
our guy Roger Ebert
reviewed this movie
four stars
of course
a film of remarkable
sensitivity and insight
the film is the first intelligent one I could remember seeing about chess
and then he says by the end of searching Bobby Fisher we have learned something about
tournament chess and a great deal about human nature
if we can operate at the genius level in a given field does that mean we must
even if the cost is the sort of endless purgatory of Bobby Fisher is inhibited
it's an interesting question the movie does not avoid it now that's good take
Wesley Morris level criticism right it's actually I got to say I would encourage people to go read it
It's, I think the best Raj review I've read of all these movies.
It's really well written.
It was like just, it's, it actually reminded me of Wesley.
I'm glad you brought that up.
But it's just really, it's well thought out of its little bigger picture.
And then the endless purgatory of Bobby Fisher is inhabited, inhibited, inhabited.
It got worse.
And Bobby got worse.
And it's, it's added a weird tint to this movie because he's not a great guy.
I mean, he's dead now.
but he had not a great run.
We'd take a break
and we're going to do most rewatchable scene.
I'm actually really interested to say
who wins most rewatchable scene here
because there's like three or four that I love.
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All right, most rewatchable scene.
I mean, this movie gets better
as it goes along,
but we do have,
I like when Josh doesn't want to beat his dad.
Yeah, I know.
I should have let him win one.
I gave him every opportunity.
It wasn't time to win.
Oh, no.
It doesn't matter.
No, say what you mean.
You don't get it?
He doesn't want to beat his daddy.
Mm-hmm.
And then his dad's like, come on, beat me,
and he throws the phone books off.
Great moment.
I like when he beats Tony Shalub
and he feels bad and gives him the candy.
Good scene.
Great.
Tony Shalub.
One sceneer.
Yeah, one scene.
When he holds up the, like, the two fingers?
Yeah.
Come on, man.
First big tournament,
when all the parents get kicked out.
And the kids clap.
Yeah.
Oh, my question is how, I was like, I'm a grown-ass adult.
You're not locking me in a cage for hours.
You would if it meant that you're, that's why that scene is so telling.
And that scene is actually realistic.
But you would if it meant your kid getting disqualified from the tournament.
Yeah.
If it meant your kid didn't get to play in the tournament, which is really more important to you than it is to the kid, you probably do whatever the tournament director.
That was a childless thing to say.
We had the messenger system.
I like the kids running back and forth.
That's just a really good scene.
Then the kid walks back and then.
He's like, it's over.
Who won?
Wait, what?
Get a little William H. Macy in there versus Montania.
Next one, the Laura Linney's scene.
I'm sure he's very good at this chest thing.
That's easily the winner, right?
I'm sorry, but your analogy is a very bad one.
If you want to make a comparison to something,
compare it to something that makes sense.
Compare it to math or music or up.
because otherwise it belittles him and it and me.
No, I don't mean to belittle you at all.
Oh, but you are. You are.
Even in the way you're looking at me.
Mr. Waste, can I think perhaps...
You want to know how good he is?
I'll tell you how good he is.
He is better at this than I have ever been at anything in my life.
He is better at this than you'll ever be at anything.
My son has a gift.
He has a gift.
And once you acknowledge that, then maybe.
we'll have something to talk about.
Josh.
You want to know how good he is?
I'll tell you how good he is.
He's better at this than I've never been in anything of my life.
He's better at this than he'll ever be in anything.
My son is a gift.
Really quick with that scene, the one thing that bothered me,
I'm like, talk, she's going in on this family
and the whole, like, class is still there.
Like, if I'm a little kid, I'm like, damn,
like, fucking Josh's family, they ain't shit.
He didn't get to go to the like fucking Lincoln.
It's a slight nitpick.
No teacher would ever do it at one of those functions.
They would do it though.
They would do it in private.
Not in front of 40 people.
They get in your business.
Yo, how's it going?
Blah, blah, blah.
Hey, man.
I remember just people of my mama being like,
hey, is he doing good in school?
Good.
Well, stop goddamn worrying about you.
You know what I mean?
So, but she grates on him.
Yeah.
Picks at him and pros and pokes at him.
He never mentioned the way.
White House when he was in D.C.
Which, by the way, I'm not saying that she's necessarily wrong.
I'm just saying...
It's called a parent-teacher conference.
That's when you bring this shit up.
The pinnuckle jab was a little by.
Her emotional IQ is so low and they're already under such strain when he pops off at her.
It feels completely warranted.
She's clearly the villainous scene.
Completely warranted?
He looks insane even though she was like...
No, I feel like by the time you let her have it...
Yeah, I think by the time you let her have it, it's like, yo, man, we're trying to build something over here.
Like you know what you are now?
But the wife is in the corner
and be like, yo, can we handle this outside, please?
I think by the end of it, I think the wife was looking around at first,
but at the end of it, she was kind of like,
all right, motherfucker.
And then they walked out to the girl.
At the end of it, she was like,
told your motherfucker and then they left.
By the way, he's been great in a lot of things.
By the way, he's great in the Godfather 3.
I know you guys have this continuous relationship with the Godfather 3.
We did have rewatched us.
We like the Godfather 3.
It's just got, it's missing a couple pieces.
Some stuff.
But it's worth it overall.
In that movie, he's very intense.
He's very sinister as Joe he says.
That might be that scene right there, the single most powerful piece of acting that I've seen him do.
It's great.
I mean, I'm serious.
Like, he is focused.
He's right there.
He looks like he's beside himself.
At the same time, he's completely emoting.
It's a really great piece of acting right there.
I think that scene in 2023 is probably a little different.
the teacher
the teacher probably files
and complain immediately
oh no
the whole school
the whole fucking school
is taping him
there's
yeah somebody's taping him
in the corner
yeah it's a little different
um
Josh
Josh loses
Josh basically tanks the game
in seven moves
because the villain kids
in his head
who we haven't talked about yet
and then they're in the rain
oh man
dude I've been in moments like that
with your kid
where you're you don't
know how hard to push, but you know
you have to do something because something's wrong.
I mean, that's like the most exaggerated version
of this, but when Josh says
Why are you standing to fall away from me?
Fucking great. It's such a good
life. In the gut every time.
Yeah, why am I staying? This is my son.
It's like, come over here.
The kid just wants a fucking hug. He's a mess.
So, bro, like, that part, right,
Zalian is a beast, bro.
Yeah. Like, that part where he just, he delivers that,
it's completely vulnerable.
And as the audience watching the scene,
you,
it resolves the scene.
Very, very, very rarely is there a line
that completely resolves the scene.
Because as he's doing that,
a part of me is like, yo, why are you being a little bitch?
Right.
Like, go out there and do the thing.
And you realize that he's putting distance
between him and his son, his son calls it out.
And then you're like, no, it's about more than chess.
It completely resolves the scene.
I will also say, child actors, it's very hard.
I think the kid who plays Josh Max,
he has this thing about him where if you've ever met a child
who's like a prodigy or just very smart,
there's almost kind of this sadness to them
where they're just like,
too ahead of the people, like the kids around them,
and they understand too much.
And this child's actor has a great job of him.
Like, he's not plucky, he's not annoying.
And there's a little bit of like,
Like, this is a, he's playing the burden of being a chess prodigy so well that when it finally breaks him, it sells me in a way most of these types of movie with these kids' kids characters just do not.
I had this later, but we can do it now.
So his name's Max Pomerick.
I thought, I think it's one of the better child actor performances I can remember.
Yes.
Because if he's not good.
The movie doesn't work.
The movie doesn't work.
Yeah.
Because he's got to have this.
You've got to be able to.
just watch his face and kind of guess
what he's thinking half the time? Because he doesn't
have a lot of lines. He's got, there's
a curiosity to him,
but he's empathetic, but he's
also got to go against these big ass actors
who are these real actors, and he holds
his own with all of them. And then
by the end of it, you're really rooting for him.
Like, you feel like you have a handle on this dude by the end.
It's really good performance.
Oh, when Ben Kingsley does the shit with
the... Oh, that's what I have for the next scene.
With the certificates, I was like
a lesser child actor.
would have gotten swallowed alive.
And he's like, he's in the scene.
Maybe you want another one.
Maybe you want another one.
Here's another.
Get out of my house.
How does that go in a black family's house, Ben?
First of all, you mean talking to him talking to the kid like that?
With him dropping 20 certificates on the table.
It doesn't get that far.
A voice comes from the kitchen.
All right, nah.
That's too much.
Terry, go in there.
He thought, that's a little bit too much now.
Somebody come in this mother.
I mean, if it was a black child
I'd never get that far because I was like, okay,
he's a chess prodigy, but the
sticker books and the fucking fake
points are where he's just like, oh
word, I'm like, dog,
this is what got you?
I was a little bit, like, how smart is
this kid really? But I mean, he's
seven years old. But like every
other time he's like, he's like this
genius level and the minute he brings out stickers,
he's like, oh word, stickers,
points. Get out of my
house is great. That leads to the big parent
fight. This whole stretch is awesome.
So we have the certificates where
it's also a really, Bruce?
Really? The kid's seven.
You motherfucker.
It's about when the certificate situation, how he says to-
him, yeah.
I want the certificate.
You want the certificate.
You have to have the certificate.
You won't move until you get the certificate.
You win.
Here's your certificate.
Spread it out. Doesn't mean anything.
It's a piece of paper. It's a Xerox.
piece of paper. Do you want another one?
Do you want ten?
Do you want twenty?
30.
I've got a briefcase full of them. They mean nothing.
Oh, I've got plenty of these.
Like, he's just shattering the kid.
It's like, you motherfucker. Why are you doing this?
There's something broken in Bruce.
Yeah. I think he actually, that's when you start to wonder is he like actually trying to
destroy this kid a little bit.
Yeah.
There's something broken in Bruce. Bruce, Bruce's trauma.
And look, that's another thing that the movie does really well.
The movie does a really great job of putting all.
of these characters who don't have,
who you're not as invested to,
into as much as you are, Josh,
putting their trauma and whatever's going on
with them on front street,
the dad,
the dad is a sports writer.
Yeah.
Early in the movie,
somebody asks Josh a question.
And I thought it was just a great little nugget.
They go,
are you going to write about sports like your dad
or are you going to play?
Now,
Josh says,
I'm going to play.
That question is essentially asking him,
are you going to observe greatness?
And like, make that,
are you going to go,
be great. And Josh goes, I'm going to play second best
for the Yankees. You know what I mean? And so like when you
when you look at that,
that's like a big deal. The dad is dealing
with the fact that he's been around so much
it is, but it's not really for him. And he
recognizes his son. Bruce had it,
but it washed out. So it all
bubbles up at different times in the movie. The script
really does give everybody their time to shine.
Van, I'm going to give you 10 points for
that point. Thank you. I'm right that time.
You should have, you should have, to being a master of the rewatchable.
Rwatchable's Masterclass certificate.
Oh, man.
You can't.
Can you imagine if you were doing,
and I was just like taking,
writing a notebook?
Would you,
I would say,
you can't tell anybody,
but is there a rewatchable's episode
where you would get somebody a certificate?
Like at the end of this movie,
you just bring it out like Bruce
and be like,
yo.
Because of their performance?
Yes, you're a grand matter.
Ryan in the town.
Because when he starts talking about
the history of Boston in the 1770s,
he just goes through another left.
It's just the podcast stopped
and he gave a five-minute lecture on
how Boston people were nuts
in the 17th and 70s. It's amazing.
So
with a big parent fight,
how many ballplayers grow up afraid of losing
their love?
All of him!
He's not weak. He's decent.
He knows you disapprove of him.
He knows you think he's weak.
But he's not weak.
He's decent.
And if you feel,
If you or Bruce or anyone else tries to beat that out of him, I swear to God, I'll take him away.
By the way, she says he knows you disapprove of him.
He knows you think he's weak.
That's my nitpick.
I don't know if I 100% agree with it.
That's my, because he's definitely not weak.
He's winning chess tournaments.
It's not like he's some schmuck.
No, but she says, doesn't she say he, the, Josh thinks that his dad is disapproving of him
because he doesn't have that mama mentality, that killer is.
Yeah, yeah.
Which I think he's like...
But I think weak's the wrong word.
I would have said like you're too empathetic
or something like that, right?
I don't feel like they sold that in this movie.
They seem like they have a very functional father
in some relationship.
He doesn't necessarily push Josh
or challenge him to step outside of himself.
I don't know, on a rewatch,
I don't know if they sold
that he in some way is just chronically disappointed
in who his son is.
So when she said that,
That's like when I realized that she's probably out the door,
she's talking to different divorce attorneys.
She's out of here.
Because I don't feel like that got across me.
Am I wrong?
I don't feel the guy crossing me that, like,
he thinks his son is weak and he is not fucking with him.
I did get the sense that I think they want you to do a jump
that I think they need another couple scenes to accomplish
where Josh is in the slump.
He's being dragged to all these tournaments.
His trophies aren't even in his room.
They are like, so his dad is basically like,
and something that I read,
is that in the real version of this,
the dad had tried to play chess.
Like, he had seen Bobby Fish and everything.
And he just didn't have it.
So when his son had it, it was like,
oh, my God, this is the best thing.
So I think the movie is trying to get you
to make a mental jump of like, oh.
But do you understand how even that right there
totally fucking changes that?
Yeah.
Because that piece of information right there
makes that a little bit more accessible.
But they didn't do that in the movie.
No, I agree with that.
I don't think they were expecting people to watch it.
38 times.
Josh's dad tells him he can quit
is the third part of this kind of long scene.
He says it's just a game.
And the kid's like,
no, it isn't.
Got to kill.
That's when you know, like,
it's like I have to win.
White mama.
Then we get the, another great,
this is the best stretch of movie.
Josh's dad putting all the trophies back,
brings him to see Fishburn.
And Fishburn just cooks for,
Oh, man.
Don't let...
Like you used to,
from the gut.
You're playing not to lose, Josh.
You got to risk loser.
You got to risk everything.
He's just like fucking flying advice, left and right.
What's that?
Sleman an attack.
Sleam an attack.
What'd you learn that from?
No, I'm like he'd your talk about.
Your teacher.
Well, forget it.
Play like you used to.
From the gut.
But your pawns rolling on the queen side.
Come and get...
Put it out.
Josh's playing.
He didn't teach you how to win.
He taught you how not to lose.
That's nothing to be proud of.
You're playing not to lose, Josh.
You've got to risk losing.
You've got to risk everything.
You've got to go to the edge of defeat.
That's where you want to be, boy, on the edge of the feet.
But what?
Play.
Never play the board, always the man.
You got to play the man, playing the board.
Play me.
I'm your opponent.
You have to beat me.
Not the board.
Beat me.
You're not who I have to play.
You're playing me now.
Come on, beat me.
So is the movie trying to tell us that actually the speed chess is the more artful form in terms of like,
that's where Josh gets him.
second wind and like falls back in love with the game.
And are they basically being like, is that the only place that Josh can be like,
this isn't about winning or losing?
Vinny doesn't even, like Josh beats Vinny and he doesn't even care.
It's the purer form.
Yeah.
It's just, it's all emotion, all inspiration.
It's everything that gets taken away from you when you go sit down in that formal setting.
And the argument is, you know, I don't know as much about chances I need to,
the argument is how much of that do you need to be
to actually go and win?
And I feel like Josh won
because he had a little bit of that.
And the other kid...
Well, you're leaving out one thing.
Because I think the speed chest,
the reason it works and brings him back
is he's not overthinking anymore.
He's not overthinking, yeah.
That Bruce comes in,
and Bruce has him just contemplating
every part of every single decision you make.
And then he starts playing it safer and safer.
Fishburn side
the side of you got to let it fly man right like you gotta go it's like it's i'm gonna bring this up
just because we taped it we're taping a day after the celtics blew yet another close game
the celtics play nice and free they play fishburn speed chess and then at the end of these
games they slow down and more methodical and they play the the bruce ben kingsley style
and that's when you get jason tatum firing 27 footers with a hand in his face is there one second
left in the shock glass chest equivalent of
knowing that the best player on the court has five files and not...
Steph Curry was the villain kid.
He's that kid, he's just sitting there like this with like that shitty look at his face.
Can we just say while we're talking about the villain kid?
This is the thing I hate about sports movies.
I get it to the movies.
But hey, the winners write the tale.
The kid's story was like they used a different name is more fucked up like...
Right.
Like he's a chess prodigy and I think he ultimately ended up being probably more naturally gifted.
than Josh, but just hearing the story, like, I think there was a Vanity Fair article written
about his family. There might have potentially been abuse. Like, he quit chess. Now he's like a
poker genius. And I'm like, if I was that prodigy, I would watch this movie like, fuck that shit.
Not only was I better than him, I was two years younger than him. And like, I, even the draw that
they have at the end was real. But it was like they both shared the championship. It wasn't like,
Oh, Josh is going off in the sunset.
I was like, if I was that chess prodigy,
I would be like, fuck searching for body.
His name was Jeff Sawroar.
A couple of people were mad at how they were portrayed in the movie.
Yeah.
The super flaky chess guy from the,
that's whoever, whoever.
He wins about $2,000 a year playing chess.
He's played by, I forgot the guy's name.
I don't think Bruce was happy either.
Yeah, a couple of different people from the movie
were upset about the way they were portrayed.
Yeah, I heard Bruce was not this, like.
like maniacal evil man.
Like people were saying like, no, he was pretty chill.
But that's what happens with so many of these movies
when it's based on a true story.
And then it's like,
somebody could base this movie about this podcast right now.
And once it's like, all right, three people,
and then Bill Charles a van,
and then they can do whatever the fuck they want.
That's what Van does when he makes it.
Next one is,
oh, I also had the Kid Cuddy Presid Happiness Award
for Best Needle Drop for,
fish burn as he's getting Josh's
thing back. The music kicks in big. Like we really
get it's going nuts. A quick you one, Bruce goes to see
Josh's dad when he says, I do know he likes playing
again, but he's, and Bruce says, you have no idea what a fall like this can do to him.
And he's like, I think I can actually.
And it's just like, oh, yeah. Tough, tough scene for Bruce.
I really, while we're on the topic of the dad, I have to ask this,
this might belong in what's aged the worst.
Could you as a sports writer
in the 1980s
afford to live around Washington Square
and support a four-person family?
That's your nitpick.
That's so early 90s?
I think yes.
No, this would be the 80s probably.
I think 20th century, yes.
Damn.
It was really like that out there?
Yeah.
How much you think Josh's dad was like bringing home?
Because like that's a nice apartment.
Like that's a spaceship.
What are we talking about?
But you know what?
I don't know.
It's a good nitpick.
This movie is one of...
We always talk about what our favorite New York movies are and stuff.
This movie is one of my favorite New York movies.
It does New York really well.
Like, it has that claustrophobic feeling.
Like, when they go into the chess,
the place where, like, Bruce's, like, whole...
The chess club, it has that feeling of old New York buildings.
You can smell it.
And you're like...
when Josh goes in there, you're like,
oh, he loves chess so much
because this place doesn't scare him.
Like, this is home to him.
Right.
When he sees the pieces, this is a very,
to your point,
they do New York so fucking.
It's all like rounders
when they go into these different buildings
and rounders and it just feels lived in.
And you're like, this place,
this could only happen in this place.
Yeah.
Two more scenes.
Bruce goes to see Josh before the big match.
He gives him the big gift.
It's in the frame.
It gets a little dusty.
When Josh,
and really kicks up.
And it's a cool frame, too.
Like, the diploma looks good.
And he's like, I've never been so proud of anyone in my life.
I'm honored to call yourself my teacher.
It's like, oh, man.
And Bruce finally got there.
This is great guys.
Have you shown your kids this movie?
Have they, like, rocked with it?
So, uh, I tried to get Ben to watch last night.
And I was like, he's like, what's it about it?
I was, and I said, it's about a little kid who's really good at chess.
He's like, fuck, no, I'm not watching.
You dropped the F bomb at me.
Not a Ben movie.
Yeah, not a Ben movie.
A little nephew.
He doesn't have been.
That's what I want to ask is this, because this movie, I love the, like, I love the momentum
of it and the rhythm of it.
But I'm like, this is a 1990s child movie momentum.
I don't know.
You know what, though?
If Netflix had this, I could see this being like number one trending movie on Netflix
for like a week.
Because I don't think a lot of people know about it.
If it flies by, it's very watchable.
it like there's so many familiar faces in it
yeah you know what I'm saying
there's so many familiar faces in it
it's they would definitely put fish burn in a little square
put them in there like was Larry in there
search for Bobby Fisher with a square
oh they put the OZE could you imagine if you watch it
Ozark he's like you know what you should watch next
right then the big match is phenomenal
evil I like when the evil kid doesn't go right away
it's trying to cycle out
I love all Fishburn's parts of this are great.
He's just yelling at the TV.
Josh can't even hear him.
I like how he loses his queen that gets the other one.
Then kid finally makes a mistake.
Clear the table.
Take the draw.
It's just going to lead six minutes.
I love thematically the whole thing with the queen.
Like I love when the scripts do the thing where I'm just like,
they keep saying the whole time, the whole time.
Don't bring him out.
Don't bring him out.
Don't do it.
And then when he does it, I'm like, yo, this is.
This is cinema, baby.
It's who he is.
Yeah.
It's who he is.
He wins the match by being who he is.
Yep.
Every part of him that people have tried to coach out of him,
bringing the queen out, offers the draw,
even the speed chest thing.
It's all in there.
He wins by being who he authentically is.
And like he wins not just the chess match,
but he also kind of, his character wins the movie,
not to jump ahead of myself.
in the real match.
So they made up that actual winning position
that he saw 12 moves ahead.
But October 95 of the issue of chess life,
which I don't know if you guys...
Chess Life magazine.
You guys had that issue.
Grandmaster Larry Evans said that the position...
Grandmaster.
Yeah.
He said the position that Josh had in the movie
was actually unsound.
And that Jonathan actually could have won the game.
The Neil deGrasse Tyson,
And every time a movie drops,
Nildegras Tyson goes,
that's not possible.
Love you, New.
I did watch it pretty closely
this last time.
And I was like,
why didn't he just chase him down
with the king?
The evil kid.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Do you want to hear my chess story?
Please.
So I'm six years old,
living in Brooklyn,
Massachusetts.
Okay.
And my dad,
who had always had,
like, weird 70s friends.
He had this friend that loved chess
and taught chess.
And one day he played chess with me.
And I could just,
I was always good at chess.
Bill, this sounds like horseshit.
No.
What were you rated?
This is a great story.
You guys are going to enjoy this.
This guy came over and played with me,
played chess with me for an hour,
twice a week for like a month and a half.
And every time he beat me and I would get mad,
but he was like, you're getting better, you're getting better.
So then I overheard him told my mom,
no, it's going great.
I didn't win for my first 200 times.
And I heard that.
I was like, I'm never playing with that guy again.
That was it for my chest career.
That's my mom's story.
She still tells it.
You didn't have to stick it out.
I was like, I have to lose 200 times just to win my first.
I'm out.
That's it.
Really?
Yeah.
That's it.
Never really quick chess again.
You could have had a completely different life.
I could have been a completely tortured chess person.
I don't know if my brain would have totally worked like that.
But it definitely worked a little.
The reason why I was so fascinated with this movie at first is because it
makes chess seem like the piano or certain or yeah because i think it is in a lot of ways yeah it's the same
kind of like when bruce says at one point i remember every game bobby fisher ever played like
he's serious yeah he really did study like every game bobby fisher the same of you would study
like compositions i mean but even the speed chest what i think this movie does really well is there's
a rhythm to it yeah so once they start doing it like when he goes when josh goes back to viny
not only is the music swelling but they're hitting the timer and you're like oh it has
has the sports movie thing?
It makes me feel like Rocky
where I'm like, okay,
he got his mojo back,
which when you think about it
is a hard thing to do
in a chess movie
because how do you prove
that a chess prodigy
got their mojo back?
Like, oh, that was a really good move.
No, they figure out the...
Yeah, you're right.
The sound and the visuals.
And I was like, that is...
You know, when he got it back
in the big scene
when he tells villain kid
trick or treat.
It's like, oh, Josh's back,
man.
He got his queens.
He's throwing daggers now.
Right.
What's your most
watchable scene, Van?
It is the scene.
with the teacher.
My son has a gift?
My son is a gift.
I have that as well, Charles.
Ooh.
Man, I think it has to be Josh reuniting with Vinny.
It gets me every single time.
I do love that part too.
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What's age the best?
We mentioned the opening credits
with Josh's story is really good.
Then Bobby Fisher
made the most original
and unexpected move of all.
He disappeared.
It's really good.
As people know,
I'm not a huge narration guy,
but it's really good.
Chess parent tournament culture
is age the best because I still think
it's pretty grim.
Oh, I use.
It's not a movie you watch and you're like, I want, I want to get my kids into chess.
I used to work at a charter school and they had like.
Oh, the tournaments?
They would have the tournaments and then they would have like kids being in the chess club.
And it was weird to see, you know, I grew up and it's like, all right, there is a hierarchy.
You know, basketball players are here.
The football players are here.
To see the hierarchy in a charter school of like, oh, no, the chess motherfuckers are those.
Like, there are the people that the adults are like, oh, he's going to college.
He's getting a scholarship.
And I'm like, damn, I wouldn't have been one of these motherfuckers.
So that is each well.
The pressure Josh feels once he becomes number one, I think is really good.
I think that's a real theme for this movie that spreads to all other sports or basically anything.
You're climbing.
You're climbing.
You're climbing.
You get there.
And then it's like, oh, this isn't fun.
If I win, I'm supposed to.
If I lose, I'm a shithead.
Call it the gunslinger conundrum.
So I have it written down there.
It's like, once you become the fastest gun in the West, the only thing.
thing you can do is die. Remember that
Ballad of Buster Scruggs movie?
Fantastic Coen Brothers movie.
All the Wild West vignettes and
guys out there in the beginning, he's like the
and then all of a sudden a faster gun comes.
Like the gunslinger men,
the gunslinger conundrum exists in every sport.
Like once you get there, the only thing you can do is die.
There's nothing else you can do.
Somebody, a faster, younger gun is coming
and it's just about holding on to it for as long as you can.
And they do a good job of that in this movie.
And his rain wouldn't even that long.
I mean, but in a meta context, what makes me sad every single time where it's like,
if you watch this movie and don't know anything, the last, like, oh, Josh went on to play baseball
and this and he went fishing, you're like, oh, yeah, and then you do the Wikipedia search,
and he's not playing chess anymore.
And I think he gave a quote about being like, I'm not in love.
He's like a motivational speaker now or something?
Yeah, but he did admit he fell out of love with chess.
And I'm like, that is brutal thinking like, okay, this kid becomes number one at such a young age.
and you kind of see through the matrix
of this game you're playing.
And what else?
Weirdly, Bobby Fisher did not age well,
but like,
it happens to him as well
where it's like when you're number one
for that long,
what else is there to do?
I have the young Fisher
when they bring the callback.
They say in the beginning
when they see Josh
and then the evil kid comes in,
like Young Fisher.
When they actually thought it was Bobby Fisher.
Van does that with basketball.
He's like Amani Bates.
Young Jordan.
Jesus.
This guy.
Shout out to the money basement.
Who's your latest?
Muhammad?
Was they got the 12-year-old guy?
What?
The kid, the 12-year-old kid.
Young Shaq.
Young Shaq.
Young, man, young Wimby.
You haven't seen the 12-year-old?
You didn't see the 12-year-old kids.
I can't see this.
Muhammad's something.
He's like six,
nine.
Just, it's ridiculous.
He could have played last night in the something weird.
It's like child abuse.
Yeah.
Like, just destroying people.
Morewood's age the best
Fishburn's first scene
when he does the
I'm gonna watch out for you Josh Waitskin
Your boys use pieces to attack lady
Combination of Peace to attack yeah
And she just says no idea what's going on
I like that whole part
I have scaring the shit out of white women
She was panicking
Oh what age the worst
Is the mom showing up to like she's like
She's looking around
She's like there's a lot of me girls in this park Josh
you sure? And I'm like, dog, like, come on.
What are we doing? I mean, she was scared.
Look, I've been to watch this. You know, it's funny.
I'm in the Washington Square Park since it's gorgeous to me.
Like, you don't think so?
No, I haven't seen it in a while. It's much nicer than there was this movie, right?
This is also set in the late 80s, so I don't know how.
Okay. Am I about the right part, though? Is this the one by NYU?
Yeah. That's the one by NYU?
Bro, that's one of my favorite parts in New York. And so I was looking for the chess addicts.
And they don't have them anymore, I don't think they're there.
I think it was a lot game ear in the late 80s.
I guess they said that.
There were still guys playing chess, but the part was like,
it's a very beautiful part.
Yeah.
I guess New York went through a huge change.
Yeah.
Thanks to the $150 million man.
Can we talk about villain kid for what's age the best?
You think that's age the best?
Just the actual look of villain kid is just, like he either could have been in this movie
you're Damien Oman for the remake.
He just has, he's the hair.
He has that, like, shitty look on his face.
And the kid's seven, and you're just like,
I fucking hate this kid.
He's a seven-year-old.
But there's just something about how he cares himself.
I mean, what I love about this movie is Josh sees him,
and he's like, I don't want any parts of that awful guy.
Which I don't know him like that's good.
It's like, it's like, when he sees Drago for the first time,
he's like, fuck.
The whole, by the way, that kid is Drago.
Yeah.
You know how Drago?
You know how Rocky has, like, a family.
and he loves people,
yet Drago is, like,
legitimately created in a lab
to do nothing but win.
This kid has been training chest
and sees four.
And the professor is,
like, Drago's trainer.
Whatever he hits,
he destroys.
What the professor is like,
he doesn't go to school.
He doesn't go to school.
He'll do nothing
but fuck over people at chess.
Let's calm Drago from now.
That's all he does.
And look,
doesn't have good connection to humans.
A dude makes a bad move.
He's watching.
He laughs.
Yeah.
Like, he's just,
a little chess asshole.
Those are what the chess people are like, though.
I think a lot of them, I don't know if the social skills,
because they're just in their own fucking chess world half the time.
What else do you have for what stage is best?
Anything?
This is a small one, but, yo, Josh got them shoes on.
I don't know what they were.
Like the fucking pump kicks that yet?
It's so good.
Oh, the Reebok, the DeBrons?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That had a nice run there.
Those are the ones where my mom was like,
we're not getting those fucking shoes, bro.
You're never going to use the pump.
I'm like, I'll always fucking use the pump.
What do you have anything?
pop that pump real early.
Fighting at these events,
like actually,
there's an actual physical fight.
Yeah.
The actual physical parent fighting
at the thing has aged really good.
You see it like all the time down.
Instagram's been really good for those.
Instagram's really good.
Wait,
what did you dad say?
I laugh every single time.
He's like,
I wasn't scratching.
I was a pulling my ear.
Right.
Yeah.
Um,
and they had that one shot
where they're just standing over the kids
watching the match and like,
oh,
this isn't going to go well.
It's like nosy-ass,
well-meaning teachers.
You know what I'm saying?
I also like when the teacher,
Drago's trainer, comes in,
the old professor, and he's like,
he never gives up, he's not going to
disappoint his teacher.
He just throws that at Bruce.
Just to fuck with him.
Just so we know, when we talk about a villain in a movie,
villains in movies typically do things
for no other reason other to torture your protagonist.
He comes in, asks for the application,
gets the application,
then puts the application
on the table as he's leaving.
His only purpose
coming in that day
was to fuck with them.
There was no other reason
and to say, hey,
here's the kid that's gonna stop your run.
That's it.
It's my game.
I loved it.
Big Kuhuna Burger War,
best use of food or drink.
It's giving the candy to Tony Shalube, right?
I think it was gummy bears.
Or gummy bears, whatever.
But yeah, like I said,
Monk, when I saw a monk,
he just does something with his eyes
where even though he just got his ass beat by,
that is also great fucking movie making
because you realize you're like, oh, this is a decent kid.
Like, he's had so much fun.
He doesn't want to, like, be like, I'd just be an adult.
He's like, no, let's share some candy.
Let's break bread.
Dennis Thieves, Benny Honour, were for scene stealing location.
The poker room you mentioned earlier that lived in New York City.
I like that one, and I like the location of the last match was good, too.
Oh, with them on the pedestal.
Yeah, just they do that wide shot of the room.
It's just cool.
It looks very, like, regal.
So when you were saying the poker room, you mean, like, when they were all in there playing chess,
again.
When it brings Josh in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Great Shot Gorder Award for most cinematic shot,
that what they do with Josh when he's about to play the, the Drago,
and Drago looks over and Josh is gone from one seat, he's at another table,
and then it goes back to the kid, and he looks over, and the seats empty again,
he's at another table.
It's like how they do it.
Like, they're telling the story that he's winning, but they do it in, like, a cool way.
And we're just focusing on Drago.
I like the shot of knocking.
all of the chess pieces off of the...
Oh, that's a good one, too.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, you're right.
That's better.
This isn't as good as that, but it reminded me on, like,
Fishburn, if you ever need a character in a movie
to give your protagonist two choices, you get Fishburn.
Because the beginning of this movie reminded me of the fucking Matrix
when he's like, you can take the night or you can take the baseball.
And I'm like, this kid is like, like, he's taking the night.
I'm like, Fishburn is fucking great at this shit.
The Vincent Chase Award, are we sure this character is actually good at his job?
It has to go to Bruce the teacher.
Oh, it's definitely.
Bruce, were you good at your job?
Because now young Josh hates chess.
And you just made him cry and got told to leave his apartment.
What he's like, it'll make my job harder.
And then the wife is like, so your job's fucking harder.
I'm like, oh.
Bruce comes into the movie.
Shout out to Bruce.
And all Bruce does is bitch and complain.
Bruce comes into the movie.
First of all, steals the people money the first time.
Goes up there and plays life and Monopoly and Connect Four.
I get it.
He doesn't steal the money?
That's stealing.
I was, it was, I'm getting to know him.
He's building a connection.
Ten minutes of us going back and forth,
let's get into some chess.
We're paying you 60 bucks an hour.
A lot of money,
golf war was going on.
But that and then just every other time,
Bruce doesn't come to the tournament.
Bruce doesn't, like,
Bruce is like, what's with you, dog?
Like, what are we doing?
You know what I mean?
To quote Charles.
Butch's girlfriend and word for the weak link of the film.
Well, what do you guys have for this?
I have one.
and I'm sick of this.
I have the little sister,
and let me tell you why.
I'm sick of these mute no-nothing siblings
in these movies that show up for no reason.
I've talked about this before.
All of these movies were...
What was the movie we just did?
We did it not to...
Bronx Tale.
Bronx Tale.
There's like a little sister in the movie
for no apparent reason
that serves no purpose
other than to ask us.
Yo, what about the other kid?
Now, there is another purpose
because if it's an only child,
maybe the psychology of that character
is going to be slightly different.
Give it to me.
No, if it's,
if it has a brother or sister,
two brothers, whatever,
then it's like this bigger family.
You can gotta get lost than it.
It makes more sense.
And also he has a cute scene
where he's like trying to teach his like
baby sister how to play chess
and she's just like,
no, I want to play.
And you're like,
you realize that moment.
You're like, oh, he's not a normal.
I like where you're going with it, though.
There is a lot of sibling baggage.
It's just a little sibling bag.
Give us something to do, man.
I'm going to say, honestly, the other professor dude,
because I needed one or two more scenes of him really just being an asshole.
Like, he should have been looking at Josh's games being like,
your boys cook.
So, yeah.
I had him in the Ruffalo Hand of Rubenek Partridge overacting award.
Because he's just so cartoonishly.
He's the only one who's kind of like a cartoon character in this movie.
It's got the big accent.
But then he kind of disappears for the rest of the movie.
He shows up and then you're just like, where is he?
and then it's just Drago for the whole.
Okay.
My weak link is the same as the hottest take.
I just feel like Fishburn could have been in this movie
for like 15 more minutes.
And I would have moved some other stuff out.
The problem is that, well, it's not a problem.
Is that so they're not going to let him in his house.
That's not going to happen.
So Fishburn never comes into the Waitskine house.
Then who was paying for his hotel bill?
I mean, I'm saying...
The Waitskins had to.
But there's only two people that have wisdom in this movie.
it's him and it's the mom.
Right?
You're right.
And the mom has the two best points in the movie.
And I feel like Fishburn, there's more,
I feel like he has more kernels to drop,
but we never get it.
The mom likely ran away with Fishburn after the movie.
She's sick of it.
God damn it, that was my probably in answerable question.
Wait, you think the mom was feeling Fishburn?
The mom definitely divorced Joey Zubon.
Oh, no, that's definitely happened.
Oh, I think it happened in Chicago.
Fred went to bed.
And she's like, I'm too wired.
I'm going to go take a walk.
I think she went right to Binnie's room.
Vinny's your room at a hotel bar?
Are you little bar bottles?
What are you watching in there?
What's going?
What are you going on in there?
Can we talk about Josh for a second?
Right.
Vinny comes out.
He's wearing a towel around his waist.
He's like, he's looking around.
Vinnie's not a milk merchant.
Where's your husband is?
Stop.
Yeah, Vinny.
What's age the worst?
Everything about Bobby Fisher that you would ever
read. Yeah, that's my answer.
Really rough.
Really, really, really.
This might have been
Craig doesn't look like Craig.
In 93, this movie made
so much more sense. It did. Because like, and this
was one of the first times that this has happened to me.
Because remember, like, O.J.
Or these other guys, I didn't really take any interest in those guys.
It's definitely changed naked gun a little bit.
Yeah, of course. Of course. Besides what I was told.
So after this, I got deep into Bobby Fisher.
I started reading about Bobby Fisher.
I started looking up what I could look.
There was not, wasn't any internet,
so it was not like I could go and just like pull up,
but I was really into Bobby Fisher.
And then years ago, when Bobby Fisher comes back,
and he's just totally whatever, it was very, very sad.
I watched that 30 for 30.
Wasn't it a 30 for 30?
It was some, anyway, this is great,
I can't remember what it was.
I should have probably looked up before got out of the podcast.
I don't think it was a 30.
It might not be the 30 for 30, but it was like...
I mean, I couldn't remember doing a Terminator
two rewatchables with you two years ago.
Right, but like the swan song of Bobby Fisher
was so sad
that it does change the movie a little bit.
There's another what's age to worst with this
where, like when I was growing up,
there were these tortured geniuses in sports
that y'all kind of liked,
but at the same time, you know,
they were a disaster. Like Bobby Knight was like that,
the Indiana coach.
It was like, this guy is like,
the best college basketball coach,
but he's got these demons
and he says crazy shit.
Chicken kiss his ass, rest in peace.
Yeah, and finally had to go.
McEnroe was like that in tennis.
It was like, this guy is a fucking artist
and he can't stay out of his own way.
Dram on Green.
Dram on Green.
Now.
Woody Hayes.
Woody Hayes punched a player during a game.
And Fisher was always lumped into this.
This guy was the best.
That's the name of the documentary that I'm talking about.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
HBO.
That's what it was.
I knew.
But anyway, so that was kind of his legacy
of, like, torture genius.
Yes, and then, you know, he set that on fire.
The only other what's age the worst is just,
well, I'm going to, I'll save that for a nipis.
I have one that's a very small nitpick.
If I was a kid and I was thinking about, like,
what could my father do to, like, take me on a fun vacation,
take me away from chess?
Not fishing?
It wouldn't be fishing for two weeks.
Yeah.
Like, I'm like, this sounds, that sounds terrible, actually.
Yeah, chess sounds more fun than fishing for two weeks.
For two weeks?
You're from, you, you're from, you.
know how to fish.
Yeah.
Would you want your dad to take you fishing for two weeks as a reward?
I was about to say, you two city motherfuckers.
Like, you have no idea.
You're going fishing with your dad.
You're hanging out.
You get there.
It's just a lot of waiting on a boat.
I've gone fishing with my dad.
It was just like a lot of fucking way.
I don't get fishing out.
I'm about to lose my goddamn mind here.
You guys talk about fishing.
You take, we go out there, get the boat,
fish for some sacrile, fish for some bass.
It's one of the best times you can have.
Fishing trip with Van and his ringer crew.
We're all going to go to Santa Barbara.
Calica, went to Santa Barbara during the pandemic, and we fished in the lake up there.
It was fantastic.
We spent the whole day on the lake in the boat fishing.
Is this when you get your numbers officially?
Okay.
Was there a better title for this movie?
I would say now, yes.
Maybe.
Maybe go something else.
Actually, you could just...
Like, bring the queen out or something.
You could bring the queen out.
That's a Beyonce movie.
Like, you could just...
You could actually do the same title with just a question mark.
Searching for Bobby Fish.
Sure.
Really?
Do we, really?
Like,
the same title
just,
do you want to find it?
Why, Bobby,
why?
Why?
Seven question marks.
Could you have gotten
like a more cliche
one where it's just like
me and Vinny
and that's the,
that's,
like,
Lawrence Fishbird is really in the movie?
I mean,
the cliched one would have been like checkmate.
Yes.
Something like that,
yeah.
Yeah.
Best quote,
I mean,
it's anything from that speech.
Mm-hmm.
So Charles is here, really one of the professional hot take givers at the ringer.
You're certainly in the upper, upper, upper echelon.
You've been known to throw a takearound from time to time.
What do you have for your Stephen A. Smith-Hittance take award?
All right.
It might be because I'm finally pat out of my 20s.
I'm 31 now.
Bruce was fucking right.
You need contempt for your enemies.
And I don't know what this movie is trying to teach the youth.
But this, you're at a tournament, bro.
If Josh was my son, I'm just like, I get that you're like a decent guy, but like, don't try to tie this boy.
Kill the seven-year-old kid.
Yeah, like beat his fucking ass.
Like, I do think that this is probably responsible for about 10 to 15 percent of the participation trophy award culture that I grew up in when I was an athlete.
And at the end of the year, I would get a trophy.
And I'm like, I sucked.
I didn't score any goals in soccer.
Why am I getting a trophy?
And this movie, I think, is patient zero for that.
So this movie is a participation trophy movie.
That's a fantastic.
This is ground zero for participation trophy culture.
Josh offering a draw.
Well, here's the thing.
He's got a good heart.
Was Bruce wrong?
Was Bruce wrong by saying, like, yo, you need to have contempt for your enemies?
I thought I'm like, that is good.
You should tell that to a player.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny?
It's a pretty good take.
So you're saying your deals kill all competition.
You guys are going to get along so well while you're here.
You and Bill are going to be on the same page.
I hate everybody.
I just want to win.
You're either with me or against me.
What do you got for hotest take, Ben?
Oh, my hottest take is actually wrapped into my unanswerable question.
Yeah.
Is that, like, her and Benny definitely ran away together.
Like, my hottest take is they definitely ran away together.
Like, they definitely had hot interracial.
It, like, it was, I mean, it was.
Like, she's, she basically, there's a subplot to the movie to where she didn't want him to stop going to the park because she didn't want him to stop giving her a reason to see Vinny the entire time.
So that's the whole thing's right.
There is another plot where they're going to the park and she's like putting makeup on.
She's like, why are you getting ready to go?
Oh, because I'm going out with the girls after.
But it's really because she was going to park.
Did Josh at any point in this subplot called Vinny Dad?
Yeah.
Love his pops right there.
Shout out to them, man.
casting what ifs.
Oh, this is interesting.
Lawrence Fishburn's role was originally offered to Ice Tea.
Wait, what?
That's interesting.
In what way there?
Because, okay.
It's a worst movie.
It's a worst movie, but Ice Tea does have this,
Ice Tea has this like really relatable on-screen things
to where in that role playing somebody that had that type of edge,
there's a world where like that works.
People say whatever.
Ice tea is great on camera.
It was a nice time for Ice Tea to be.
I have a hot take, but I can say it
because this is not a safe space.
But there is a movie out there, one of probably
is most popular roles, that Ice Tea
makes probably 10 or 15% worse.
What's the movie, say it?
New Jackson.
Oh, you out of your motherfucking mind.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I do you are saying?
You are not.
You are so.
Like, like I said, this is, this is the thing.
Everybody who listens to the Midnight Boys is like, that's Charles.
But there's no fucking way, bro.
That movie is legitimately what I was referencing when I'm talking about the fact that he has a way on screen that he delivers that.
You like him and you, Jackson.
Yeah, I'm not even having this conversation.
He delivers that kind of real, real visceral shit.
As always are Charles, I appreciate the take.
I think he's good at New Jack City though
He's the course he is
Yeah
What?
He got favorable reviews when we did it
Of course he's good
It's the best work he's done
Max Pomerang chose it
Because he was a real-life chess player
Not to the level
But that's why his chest stuff
Seem real because he actually played
And then the real Bruce
Is
This is just what I copy and pasted
A Brooklynite
With a mustache glasses
and curly brown hair, friendly and soft-spoken.
Huh.
So that guy must have been like,
the fuck!
I'm a nice guy.
Here's the thing,
Jesus.
If Ben Kingsley was playing me,
as well as Ben Kingsley plays Bruce and this,
I'd be like,
I'm not an asshole,
but fuck, come on.
He's killing it.
Finn,
do you like Ben Kingsley more in this movie or species?
Oh.
First of all,
I went to see species for various specific reasons.
Don't think it's not on the 2024 slate.
I love it.
I like them more in this movie,
But, like, Ben Kingsley is one of those guys.
He is a prime video, fucked up movie veteran.
100%.
Sexy beasts.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, Kingsley, he doesn't, he gets around there as far as what he does.
He spreads it around a little bit.
He certainly doesn't make movies worse.
He doesn't.
He doesn't do it at all.
He's like the Jeff Green of movies.
He's almost a guy to me.
he won an Oscar.
He won an Oscar, but then he went back into being of that time.
Yeah, he became character actor Ben Kingsley.
Ben Kingsley was Gandhi, correct?
He was.
This was my first, that was my first introduction to him in school.
I was like, oh, were they?
Okay, cool.
So Ben Kingsley, love him in this movie.
Lesson Gondy.
Controversial Oscar, because, if I'm remembering this correctly,
he beat Paul Newman in the very first.
verdict.
Which is a really tough one.
Tough, tough, tough, tough.
Let me see.
Yeah, he beat Paul Newman and the verdict,
and he beat Dustin Hoffman and Tutsi,
which is an absolutely loaded year.
You would have thought that Paul would have,
you know what I mean?
Is that one of the Oscars that's aged the worst probably?
Yeah, but Gandhi was a thing when it came out.
I mean, I was much younger,
but it was a really important big movie,
and they don't, those things don't,
it was back in the day when movies like that came
out every year and everybody had to say it was the best
movie, but now I just think we look at movies
differently. Yeah. Like, I think
the verdict, I think Newman would have won.
I think Tutsi would have won,
Tutsi probably would have won best picture
over Gandhi. It was hard for,
I mean, it was Sir Rich and Richard
Attenborough and it's just
there was a little different reverence for
a certain type of film. Big, sprawling,
giant historical dramas,
well-acted, huge score.
Y'all were getting off-fire.
I was just thinking about chairs of
Like, we don't even, we don't even talk about Charity of Fire as much as we, but like the theme from Charity of Fire and the whole deal, it lasted for a long time about how important the movie was.
Do you know whose favorite movie, Charit Safaris?
I'll give you 100 guesses.
He's over 80 years old and he's in all of our lives.
Joe Biden.
Joe Biden.
That makes a lot of sense.
Yeah.
Would you listen to a Joe Biden rewatchables about Charit's of Fire?
Absolutely not.
The good thing about it is we could put on belly
and just tell him it was Sherry's fire
and he wouldn't fucking know.
They're going to be so mad at that.
That's going to be the one that gets me fucked up.
Of all the things that I'm saying,
we're not taking it out.
Fuck it. He's old.
I don't give it up.
We can talk about it, man.
I'm going to move on.
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guy word. Tony Shalub
was the that guy when they made this movie. Now he's
Tony Shalub. I don't think he counts.
Well, in that
case, you can't really, none of them count.
None of them. They were all
that guys who graduated. Yeah. So I don't know if we
have maybe the professor.
The evil guy, evil
I never seen them. Most of the that guys
have healthier careers than
the main cast does right now,
which makes it very different. So Dionne Waiters
were given to Tony Shalub. Shout out to
Lori Lini, though. Shout to
to Laurelini.
sure. Really good in that.
Recasting couch?
I don't know if I touched this movie.
Would you change anybody? Maybe the professor?
I have two people that
for Vinny.
Vinny, what do you got? Who?
I'm crashing this, but
Samuel Jackson is Vinny.
Oh. Would be fan.
We just had him in under siege.
In the Gary Busey part.
They did it in fresh. He essentially is Vinny in fresh.
Shout to boys.
Yeah, but I think
Fishburn is like,
OG, have nothing against it.
But if Samuel L. Jackson's in this role, like,
I'll tell you what, this Samuel L. Jackson,
Lawrence Fishburn thing.
It's like a seven-season narrative podcast.
You should, like, this thing that,
Quentin, I don't fucking know that dude.
Tarantino came on in the pod and did a whole fucking thing.
The rewatchable is how he wrote, yeah.
He wrote Pulp Fiction for Lawrence Fishburn.
It's just like these guys were interchangeable at one time, you know what I mean?
Well, who would...
This is a hard question.
Who would you take, both you?
Six and one half dozen the other.
Really?
Really?
Is your recasting?
Six and one half?
I mean, the other recasting,
you guys are going to think I'm crazy.
Go ahead.
But it crashes your other category.
Danny Trejo as Vinny.
Oh, interesting.
Would be so good.
Like, really good.
I like that one even actually more than...
You know, yeah.
Have fast internet research.
we did most of it
and there's a lot
you can go read
Google the movie
and read about
all the real life
chess people
the Russian
some of these people
were real
including the Russian
player in the park
that he plays
in the beginning
who slept in the park
and would wake up
and there's just a lot
of hardcore
it depends how much you care
the Josh Watts
Wade's can part
so he
left chess
and became a Chinese
martial arts guy
yeah
and won multiple
world championship
titles in Chinese martial arts, including
a jiu-jitsu and is a B-J-J-J-J-BJ-Bel. I don't even know what that means.
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
Okay.
Gracie family, all those guys, UFC, yeah.
Apex Mountain. Chess movies, I'm going to say yes.
I say yes, yes.
Definitely Max the Kid. I love Fresh, but...
Max the Kid. Joe Montania?
No.
Joey Zaza?
Joe Zaza. Still.
I honestly, if this movie had done better, I would say it's this,
but it made only half the money of the budget.
You know, it's funny.
Maybe it's belatedly this,
but it's not in the moment.
I don't,
I think Godfather 3 was bigger for him.
That was a huge movie.
It still made money.
The thing is,
the movie didn't make as big enough impact.
You know how you look at somebody else
and you go, there's fucking Barzini.
Yeah.
There's fucking Tatalia.
There's fucking whoever.
Joy Zaza's not quite to that level,
but it's probably would still be that movie over,
over this.
I got nominated for best Oscar, for best picture Oscar.
Yeah, it probably is.
Can I, can I pitch you all on an Apex Mountain?
Yeah.
Live action movies that came out this year.
I think this might be the apex for this certain, we have the sandlot.
Yeah.
Cool runnings.
Hocus, and then the remake of Homeward Bound.
And on the animated side, Batman, Mask of the Fantasim, Nightmare Before Christmas.
Like, this is like, the whole 90s was a great year, but I was, like, looking at like, 92, 93, 95.
like Disney Renaissance is happening and they're like if you look at the Disney plus live action movies they're making now they do not look like cool runnings or searching for Bobby Fischer's they don't they're not even written that way this is like the apex for a certain level of we're not slumming it in children's movies we're actually going to try to tell a very complex nuanced story yeah which I I think they kind of quit that shit by the 2000s well partly because this movie only made seven million
bucks, right? They didn't...
But it's...
We're not factoring in.
Like, how much did this make on the VHS market?
And the rewatchability.
All that stuff.
You're right.
I mean, I was just out of college in 93 and I went to all these movies.
And it was just an unbelievable movie here in general.
And it's so different than it is now.
It was just every week there was like two movies that came out.
I'm going to see that.
I want to see that.
Bill, come on.
We get a new MCU Disney Plus show every thing.
Like, it's a pretty good area.
Yeah, well, it shifted to TV.
Miss Marvel
Apex Mountain for bringing out your queen early
Hell it's cute
Well it depends
That's a good like good little
Like
I'm blanking on
A way to say
I can't speak all of a sudden
Like a little joke that you could say
Like if you're out of a bar
Bringing out your queen early?
I don't know
You're queen this early? I don't know
You think it's a long bar
But it's just like
Euphemism. That's the word I was looking for.
But it sounds like a euphusim that could be used
to different things. Yeah, you bring out your queen early?
Are you bringing it out now? Bring it out now? Okay, cool.
I don't know. Hey, Mike. You're shopping it.
Your queen might get took. Bring out too early.
Uh-oh. My ticket queen.
Got taken.
I like that.
Vin, what, what chess piece are you?
That's a great question.
I like when Bruce answers it for him. You're this one.
Yeah. It's the king.
See, the only reason why I would say I'm the king
Is because really the king is like
He's really kind of the most useless
I'm important but yet useless at the same time
Moving one step at a time
Every way
Everybody thinks you have more potential than you actually do
Come on!
You need a lot of protection
Apex Mountain for Ben Kingsley, no
No
Apex Allen for Joan Allen, no
She's in a movie
She finally peaked in a starring movie
she finally peaked in a starring movie called The Contender.
The Contender, that's excellent.
Yeah.
And I don't think it did as well as maybe it should have.
But it's a kind of movie they don't make anymore.
Yeah, Christian Slater, Jeff Bridges.
Jeff Bridges is the president.
Yeah, fucking Sharks.
Really good president.
Yeah.
It's good.
Great movie.
Lawrence Fishburn.
I think you can make a case between this and what's Love got to do with it, same year.
Really?
Because he gets nominated for an Oscar.
I think this might be there.
93 Lawrence Fishburn.
I think this is around where it is.
It's two years after.
After Boys in the Hood, and it's now he's getting major parts.
He's leading a movie.
It seems like this guy's the limit.
The only problem is the Morpheus problem.
I feel like Morpheus is definitely easy.
So you go Matrix.
Just because it's literally one of the greatest films ever made.
And he is, like, he literally is one of the greatest movies ever made.
That's probably the first movie on the obituaries, like Lawrence Matrix did it do.
So it wouldn't be like Oscar nominee, Lawrence Fishburner?
It might be like Lawrence Fishburn
The Matrix Star.
Like we're also forgetting and this sucks for Lawrence
Fishburn. Like the red pill, blue pill.
Like when the meat, like it's just
he's so much his face
means you think of that
movie, to me at least. It's fair.
How about evil kids? I'm going to say
no. No.
Any other Apex?
We did chess movies right.
Washington Square.
Washington Square Park. This is my Apex movie
Washington Square Park. Is there another Washington Square
Park movie that's bigger than this?
There has to be.
Like where it's like a,
a main part or just walking by it?
Just where it's like a main part of it.
I mean, Washington Square Park is in,
I am legend, but not very, because he was right there.
When Harry met Sally, they like walk through it.
That's true. When Harry said, it's a big deal.
It's a bigger character in this, but...
All right, pick a knits.
Bruce, my wife hate you. Would you like to come to Chicago
for the tournament? Just not
happening. Right. Once she kicks him out
of the house, Bruce isn't coming to Chicago.
I had that question, too. And they never
piece it up. They never piece it up.
Never has one more moment with her.
You got to piece it up at some point.
By the way, that's like the second or third time.
She kicked his fucking ass.
She kicked his ass in the diner and they ate a salad.
Fuck you.
Then she kept them out of the house.
Bruce is done.
Bruce can't come.
Should we bring Vinny from the park?
Yeah, let's do it.
We'll get him a plane ticket.
What?
Yeah.
That was weird.
They also, we needed a scene where they were like, yo, sorry Vinny.
Like, we were kind of assholes.
because there's that scene where the mom is walking Josh by the park
and they don't even wave or say hi and Josh is like heartbroken.
I'm like, we couldn't have seen y'all say like, yo, sorry, man.
This would be a good rewatchable's category.
If you could have only added one scene, what would it be?
Because my scene would be either the mom or the dad
going to the park to talk to Vinny about Josh.
Yes.
And Josh telling some, like basically Fishburn getting his,
here's my Oscar speech for if I get nominated.
for Best Supporting Actor, they'll play this 90 seconds.
He'd be giving some speech about, you know, when I was growing up
or whatever it is.
Just some background with him.
This is what the speech is.
The speech is what happened to him.
Yeah.
Drove his life into where it is right now.
Yeah.
And it makes the parents think about how they want to love and show up for Josh.
It's like, you know, where I was a, maybe there's some old fucking picture of him.
He goes in his wallet.
Let me show you something.
Let me show you something right here.
And he holds up him.
That's me.
right there. Harlem chess champion
178. First one.
First black champion. First black champion.
You know who this is?
The fucking
groundskeeper guy from Rudy.
Oh, yeah.
Another magical knee grove by the way.
But the fucking groundskeeper,
like the fucking groundskeeper guy
from Rudy who was so
mad at racism
that he derailed his
football career and blamed himself.
He blames himself for it.
Okay?
It wasn't that people were actually
being racist towards him.
He was mad about it.
But anyway, I digress.
Can I say something about that point?
At the end's clap.
That is an all-time clapper.
He's like the one, he's so overcome with emotion.
He's a one clap and a very,
he almost broke his fucking wrist clapper for Rudy, brother.
Is this your audition for the Rudy pod?
Oh, duh.
Love it.
Love it.
Rudy.
At TMZ, I worked with Rudy's friend.
you know Rudy's friend who gets burned
in the fucking thing, Pete?
Yeah.
That guy, you ever watch TMZ
and when you hear,
Hey, this is a...
That guy is Rudy's friend.
Pete from Notre Dame?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
That guy is Rudy's friend
that gets burned up
and that makes Rudy go to Notre Dame.
How many times did you guys talk about this?
I used to ask him about it all the time.
He's a great guy.
He's one of the nicest guys I've ever met.
Real quick, though, nitpick.
Real, the super guy.
I didn't realize how fast.
They're just like,
Josh knows how to play chess now.
I'm just like,
wasn't like some intimate like
yeah we needed like a montage scene of him in the park
that's why I asked I asked is just
one of those things you know how
Will Hunting says with this kind of stuff
I could always just play it's just
one of those things to where if you're fucking dope at chess
you just look at the chess board and the fucking chess board
just makes sense you could do it there's things about it
like I took your piece where do I put it
what are these things with
I have to hit this yeah like it doesn't feel like
there's like edict like oh yeah no knock over the queen
when like all the stuff I was like
even he's 70
he's going to be like, do I get to go two times in a row?
Yes.
He just instinctively knows every piece that it.
It's a good nitpick.
I have a nitpick.
No shots fired at Max, who is really good in this.
But little Josh is supposed to be like this.
He's a really good athlete.
And then we see him get a hit in the game and he's running a first base.
Oh, man.
His limbs are going five different.
I'm like, all right.
They could have body doubled that or something.
I thought that the point of that scene was that he's lying about how good he is.
Oh, interesting.
Because he was not running like an awesome
8-year-old athlete.
I thought he was like doing the thing
that a 7 or 8-year-old did.
He's like, yo, I got like,
like, I slammed dunk to like fucking four,
five fucking times.
And then you see the game.
Yeah, that's right.
You're on the bench.
Also at the end, would the,
would all the other kids be that happy for Josh?
Would you have a pouring in
of all these weird chess kids who just are devastated?
They lost the tournament.
They're going to be, oh, Josh, what?
Yeah.
It's a weird.
ending. The kids, period,
are just like... Why are they still
there? I'd be on the fucking car going home.
Yeah. Yeah. Get me out of here.
I lost. Whoa, whoa, but at
this time, maybe they are
molded by being nerds. Like, this is...
Like, they want to see what the formations
of the, of the, the strategy
of the last game and so like that? I was more so thinking.
They got to keep strong together. This is the
1980s. Y'all were still...
Y'all were still a little bit uninvolved.
You know what I'm saying? You were shoving people in the
lockers. They're like, yo, there's more of us than they're
are then.
They're babies.
They're little kids.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There weren't bullies when you were seven or eight?
Nah, duh.
70?
I don't know.
Maybe they were.
I think there were.
DeMell.
Shout out to DeMelle.
I had to put someone on this motherfucker.
Any other,
any other than their picks?
I had to fuck DeMel up.
You're looking at it now.
I'm thinking about it now.
Like I told my dad, I was like, yo, I'm having a fight tomorrow.
And my dad was like, what?
Like, this motherfucker keep trying to steal chips.
I would get chips.
If you had the highest grades in the class, you would get chips.
You get a little chip party every Friday.
DeMelle tried to steal my chips.
And one Friday, I waited for you to reach for a chip.
God, DeMelle.
What type of fucking prison school were you going to see?
Where they were waiting for your fucking chips after class?
Like, there's got a demil.
Chip stealing.
He was trying to steal your chips because I would have to, you know,
want to steal your chips.
You try to reach for my chips.
I'm like, I ain't stealing my chips no more.
Motherfucker.
No, that's it.
You got to be thinking about old trauma.
Sequel prequel prestige TV, all blackcast are untouchable.
I have a prestige pitch for you.
Let's hear it.
Queen's Gambit too.
824 limited series.
Yeah.
Netflix is like,
yo,
Queens Gambit is going crazy.
In the Ben Kingsley role,
Oh, Bruce.
We have Adam Driver at his creepy girls peak,
like just like a fucking freak of nature having to teach this kid.
Yeah.
And then for Vinny,
we have Lakeith Stanfield.
That works.
Oh.
I work.
And you just do it as a series.
Just the same,
but the same one?
Same story,
but then we get into like the twisted backstory of Drago and his family.
So again, he's not going to school.
Like, his family, I think, this is all Wikipedia research.
Like, they were, like, running from the law and, like, trying to escape it.
I'm just like, oh, we could do, like, oh, the good kid from the good family against Drago.
It would be fucking basically like, right.
I would definitely watch the first episode.
I would do all-black cast, but it's going to be too cliche.
If you do all-black cast, because it's going to be, is this kids, I'll only tick it out.
his chess ability.
You said Kevin Hart is fucking Vinny.
I'm going to fucking leave.
All Black Cass is too serious for all black cast
because it's going to be now this kid's got to play chess for the whole hood.
How about Tyler Perry gets checkmate?
Man, stop.
Stop.
Tyler Perry brings out his queen too soon.
Whoa.
Whoa. All right.
That's a callback to a previous joke.
That was fair?
I'm just saying.
Jesus.
Is this movie better with
Wayne Jenkins, Dated Trayor,
Catherine Hahn, Steve Buscemi,
Sam Jackson, J.T. Welsh, Byron Mayo,
or Philip Baker Hall.
Kind of did the same Jackson thing.
Yeah, we already did the same Jackson.
We did Sam Jackson then dating Trail.
Bushemi as the father.
Does it still work?
Well, Bishamie definitely could have been
one of the other parents.
Like, he could have been the David Pamer part.
To an a fishnet?
Yeah.
One of those guys.
Just one Oscar who gets it.
I actually think it's the script.
I'd give it to Zalian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought that script was the most Oscar-worthy thing.
I said the movie.
It won, it's one cinematography, though, I think.
Yeah, got nominated.
Oh, just got nominated.
Yeah.
Probably in answerable questions.
Did Draggo, was that, did he choke in the last game?
Was that a choke?
What's Stephen A say in the next day on first take?
He didn't choke.
He is so arrogant that it costs him.
His lack of humanity.
Josh's humanity is what won the match.
His lack of being able to see through being a chess machine is what lost it.
So he just wasn't, he, like, he couldn't see the board.
I mean, Josh is just more talented.
He couldn't see the board.
He couldn't see.
So he just, his rigidness costs him the championship.
Stephen A. would say,
You took his queen and you lost.
You're supposed to be the best.
He will eat.
of the table
Are either of you guys
Bring out the Queen Early guy?
Or would you be patient?
Because like when I played Fortnite
When I played with my son
I was the opposite of a Bring Out the Queen early
I was a lay low
Try to wait till the numbers get down
And then make my move
And my son was a bring out the Queen early
Like he's just getting
No I'm gonna wait and like
Watch the other motherfuckoldly
Because you know
I don't got, if we're playing video games,
I don't got specs in all the different shit,
so you're going to take the bullets.
I am, in chess, I would be a more patient.
I'm the ADD.
You're bringing out early?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Best double-featured choice with this movie.
I have a good one.
Rebound, the Earl Madagall store.
Oh, Don Cheadle.
Yep.
Good one.
New York setting.
Yeah.
Legendary basketball player.
Really good run of HBO made for
HBO movies right then.
Bro, you know what movie I can't find real quick?
HBO did a Rat Pack movie.
Oh, I watched that on YouTube like six
months ago. It's fantastic.
It's... It's...
Legitimately a great movie.
The Late Shift is a great movie?
That's a really, really good one.
When the band played on, I think, is the best
one of all of them. You're talking about and the band played on.
And the band played on. And the band played out.
Like, fantastic.
Yeah. They were really, really...
They spent real money on those.
Yeah, so... But, yeah.
So I would do rebomb.
This is because when I thought about the movie,
I thought about New York story,
mythical athlete, the whole nine.
And if you wanted to get a little bit more adult
after the Bobby Fisher situation,
if you wanted, I will watch that one with it.
The Rapack movie?
Joe Montane is Dean Martin.
Sure is.
Don Cito is Sammy Davis.
Ray Leota.
This is an HBO movie?
Yeah.
Ray Liotto is Frank Sinatra.
But Don Cito is,
and the Sammy parts are the best parts of the movie.
Early Cheetah.
This is like mid-late 90s?
It's when his, it's the rise of him as a wow.
Like this guy can go.
Like Don is as a.
It's all about them trying to get Kennedy elected.
And then afterwards, Frank doesn't, doesn't, uh, doesn't get.
Damn, this ain't all HBO Max.
It's fucking awesome.
They should just put it back on.
There is a scene with Don at Sammy Davis Jr.
where he's doing his Sammy Davis Jr. two gun routine.
But Sammy's in his head.
And he's dealing with all the racism and stuff like that.
And he's just performing his ass off shooting shooting it.
It's just the movie's really, really good.
The stuff it does with Sammy is like as good as any Sammy content I've ever seen, I think.
Because nobody's ever really landed the plane on the Sammy project.
But that one is like, and like he's dating white woman.
Like it goes on all that.
Like he's him and Dean are kind of the stars of the movie.
They, he's dating and the Ava Gardner's, Frank Sinatra's stuff is good too.
Yeah.
He's dating. He's dating.
He's the one.
He can't come to the White House
because he's in an interracial relationship.
Yeah.
They're campaigning for Kennedy.
Yeah, you can watch that on YouTube.
They're doing this whole thing.
He can't come to the White House because he's dating.
It's really good.
It's a really good movie.
All of those movies from the,
all those made for HBO movies should just be
fucking, what is Warner Brothers doing?
Just put that shit back on.
They also really good.
They also did one with Joe Tuturo as Sam G.
And with his relationship with the lady from the
McGuire sister.
I can't remember the name.
it's like, shit,
they were all really good.
And Gia was the Angelina Jolie breakout movie.
Yep.
That was the,
that was a little later.
That was her LeBron 48 point game against the Pistons.
99, 2000?
It was before, it was like her first one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
That's your little 90s HBO.
And if they're bringing stuff back to HBO,
do that, but also do Hookers and Johns.
Hooker's at the point.
Pimps up, hose down.
Bring back all of that stuff.
That's class.
classic content that's just gone.
House and I love the autopsy
show so much that we would
call each other after the new episode
when it would end and we would call each other
and be like, oh, because it was
Dr. Michael Baden, and
it would be like, and the wife, she
disappeared. The dead man, tail, no tails
or something like that. They found her in the
side of the kitchen. Yeah.
That was like the earliest true crime.
It was, for sure. What era? Ninety's
HBO was lit? Was this Oz era?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Okay, yeah. And it's
And they also had that one guy who had killed like a million people,
what was his name, the mob hitman guy,
they kept interview him over and over and over again.
The Iceman, Iceman, the Iceman dude.
And they would talk to him, like, HBO had stuff about being in actual jail.
It was, it was like, just the best.
It was the best content.
Did you ever watch Oz?
Oz freaked me out so much as a kid.
I'm just like, did you watch it, Craig?
No.
It's indescribable.
All right, we got to wrap this.
The Indian Red Zawatne Award,
what happened the next day?
I literally wrote,
Fishburn took a crack at Josh's mom that night.
He said, did a little tester.
What piece of memorabilia would you want from this movie?
It has to be the night that he keeps going back to.
The little piece.
That it gets to the beginning of the movie.
I was going to say the framed picture.
Imagine the framed chess master picture that he gives them.
Just putting that right there in front of the seven-up poster.
Oh, I also take his kicks.
I'd also take Josh's kicks.
Oh, the original pumps?
Yeah.
What do you got, Van?
I could not think of one.
Like, I really couldn't think of one.
How about the frame picture?
The frame picture is cool.
The gummy bears, that little, I would take it.
Oh, you know what I did like?
Real quick.
That's where we got to go.
Like, the, I like the, it's a chess board, but it's also like a piece of
furniture that they're playing on.
Oh, yeah.
Like, those things, I always thought those things were cool.
I would actually have one of those in my house.
And if I had one from Citi, searching for Bobby Fisher would be
would be dope.
Bose moved.
on it.
Coach Finstock,
or best life lesson.
Have contempt
for your enemies.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Yeah, it's like fucking sack up.
I was gonna, I had originally the only thing that matters in life is impressing your dad,
but I think yours is better.
What I will say, too, this movie, my last point would be
this movie kind of illustrates how you can never get in between
the relationship between a mom and a child.
but I've never felt as bad as like the three or four times
when my dad would come home and be like, you let me down.
That's so nuts.
And I'm like, this movie emotionally is probably why it's so affecting
is I'm like every single time I'm just like, oh,
what were the life lessons I learned?
I'm like, it was when I let my dad down.
He had to sit me down and be like, I'm not even going to like beat your ass.
Like I'm not yelling.
We're going to have a talk about like what life is.
I'm not mad, son.
I just thought you were better than me.
Yeah.
God, damn.
I'm sorry
I apologize
I was what I got to do
you know what I mean
tough yeah
I came home from college
freshman year with a two five
and my dad
had the transcript
and he's like
what are we doing
it was one of those
I was like sorry dad
I'll make that go up
this might be too deep
have you ever had to have that talk
with Ben and be like
oh I'm now the
disappointed dad. Like, did you feel bad in that
moment? Like, fuck. You know, it's coming.
It hasn't 100%
happened yet, but I will happily do it.
You're going to happily do it? It's not going to
destroy you a little bit? No, it's, do you
have to do it. It's part of the... Ben is a fucking
force of nature. It's part of the dad
job. Ben, Ben, Ben is
fucking fortunate, force of nature. I just
got to make sure he keeps going
this way. Just straight.
Ben, just real quick. Ben hit me up one time.
I'm over there. Ben's like, yo,
oh, man, come over here. I'm listening to something.
And he puts, it's the fucking purple tape.
Right, he's 16.
The fuck, dog.
Like, I would be impressed.
I'd be like, I was fucking impressed.
I'm like, why do you, why are you on Ray Kwan?
I was listening to this.
Like, what, what's going on?
Nah, being different.
Who won the movie?
Oh, man.
I thought chess won the movie, is what I say.
But it's Josh.
It's Josh to me.
It has to be Josh because Josh rewrite.
Like, they're rewriting history in this movie where it's like, if you've never heard about any of this, you're just like, God damn, Josh might be the best child chess prodigy I've ever met.
And then you read it up.
Like real life, Josh.
Well, yeah.
The whole weight skin family, I think, won.
If the movie is so even, it's hard to say that an actor won the movie.
If I had to say an actor won the movie, it will probably be Joe Montagna.
But, like, the movie is so, this is one of the most even films I've ever did.
So it feels like the character of Josh
and what the character represents
actually won the film.
I think that's the right answer.
I was going to say that or chess.
Because this is a movie that
it would actually make somebody
want to start playing chess.
Right.
It's more likely to make them
want to start playing chess
than stop playing chess.
All right, it's time.
Craig,
another movie you'd never seen or heard of before.
What'd you think?
I don't know if I'd heard of it or not.
One other life lesson, though,
I think is make your child
as multi-sport athlete.
Don't ever force them to just play one sport.
That's always the lesson.
Like always diversified.
the portfolio of sports.
Even if he's really good at one thing,
I'm always going to allow my kid
and encourage him to play multiple sports.
You're going to have tall kids too.
Yeah, we are.
You guys are going to hate this.
I couldn't quite get there with this movie.
Oh, I'm not surprised.
You're not a chess guy.
How old are you?
29.
It feels like you had to be there movie.
I had never seen it as a kid.
I felt like you either had to be a kid
when you first saw it or you had to see it
when it came out.
I'm not a parent now,
so I don't have that relationship either.
You don't have a heart.
that's awesome.
No, I don't know.
This movie didn't pass the phone test for me.
And I, like, don't try to look at my phone ever when I watch a movie.
And this movie, I was, like, found myself like, man, what's going on on Twitter right now?
I think it's slow.
I got to be honest.
God damn, right?
That is not who I am.
I am, like, a watch the movie guy, I promise.
I think the lessons and the themes of this movie are better than the actual movie.
Okay.
Actually, you know what?
To be honest with you, to be honest with you, you do have, because you're not a Christmification guy, right?
I like it more than vacation.
Okay.
I figured he would feel that way.
What do they always have to do with one another?
I see it.
Because the reason why I say that is because sometimes with movies like that,
there's this underlying magic sizzle that you have to buy into
for that movie to like make sense.
And then it keeps sizzling for years after.
Yeah.
It keeps sizzling for years after.
And if that little, if you don't buy into the thing of the movie, then it's not.
I'm just in like the worst.
I'm like 29 years old.
I have no kids.
I had never heard of this movie.
I'm just like sitting down putting this on.
It's just like, yeah, the magic doesn't strike me.
Right.
You know what I mean?
And I was very formative at that point.
Also, the story of Bobby Fisher, which I'm not sure if you knew it or not, has been written now.
Yeah, like, I knew about him, but I didn't know really much.
I get it.
Also, I couldn't understand a fucking thing the kid was saying in the narration.
I thought it was terrible.
Oh, my.
Wow.
You went too far.
I literally.
No shame.
I couldn't understand it.
You flew too close to the son, I'm not insulting anybody.
It's called subtitles.
I couldn't.
I am so against subtitles and watch.
I couldn't understand him.
I was like, I don't know what this kid's saying.
I couldn't understand Ben Kingsley half the time.
I didn't know Stephen A. Smith fucking walked into the fucking goddamn
fucking rewatching the stage.
I love Craig.
Keep it real all the time.
What's, before we go, what is the, what's the ringer verse kind of comic book version
of this movie?
What a good question.
Comic book version of this movie, it had to be heartwarming and parts a lot of life
lessons.
What's, but what's Josh's?
like, he's a chess player, but he's also a step some super part.
Just what if they emceued this movie?
Who's the best chess superhero player?
Oh, you know who it is?
It's Xavier.
Xavier and Magneto play chess all the time.
That is correct.
The first X-Mah movie, yeah.
What movie is that?
X-Men.
X-Men.
That's not about Xavier McDaniel?
No, Charles Xavier, as in the founder of the school for gifted you.
You're just doing this.
Yeah, you're doing this on purpose.
I also like chess.
I played chess as a kid.
My grandpa taught me growing up.
I like chess.
Trying to think, what's the...
Chess is fun.
I don't know.
Like, what's the MCU version of something like this?
Basically a movie where someone, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know, bro.
It's a talent with multiple mentors and it could go either way.
Oh, Spider-Man, easily.
Oh, Spider-Man, yeah, probably.
He's definitely Tom Holland Spider-Man, you know?
Yeah, that motherfucker any, any?
Because he got Dr. Strange.
He got Iron Man.
He got Nick Fury.
He got Nick Fury.
All the adults are just like, he's a prodigy,
but we got to keep them on the right path.
Charles, that's 10 more points for you.
Come more.
You're 520 away from a rewatchable's master degree.
That's it for the rewatchables.
Thanks, guys.
It was a pleasure.
Happy holidays.
