The Rewatchables - ‘The Silence of the Lambs’ LIVE From Broadway With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Mallory Rubin
Episode Date: October 15, 2024Live from inside a hospital for the criminally insane, The Ringer’s Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Mallory Rubin revisit the award-winning 1991 film ‘The Silence of the Lambs,’ st...arring Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, and Ted Levine. Watch this episode on our Ringer Movies Youtube channel! Producer: Craig Horlbeck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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You guys realize we're doing silence of the lambs, right?
Movie about a serial killer who skins his victims?
Okay.
Let's bring out John Justremski.
John?
My name is Bill Simmons.
Let me introduce you to the crew.
He's having a roller coaster week.
Francis Ford Coppola made another bomb.
Adam Driver's career is officially over your guy.
And yet, the never say die myths are still alive.
The Prince of Long Island, Sean Fantasy.
She's usually the queen of nerd culture and the mother of dragons.
But tonight, she's the mother of face-eating cannibals.
C-eating cannibals, the one and only Mallory Rubin.
You know him as Wayne Jenkins?
You know him as Byron Mayo?
You know him as the vice president and head treasurer of the James
James Gum fan club.
CR, Chris Ryan.
Silence of the Lambs.
The first and only horror film to win Best Picture.
The third film, Sean, to win the Big Five,
which are the two acting awards directing.
best picture screenwriting.
What were the other two times? Can you remember?
It happened one night.
Yeah.
You guys seen that one?
Wow. It happened one night gang.
It's like a trivia heckler.
People already screaming out.
And one flew over the cuckoo's next.
And one flow of the cuckus next.
CR, save this from a horror movie abyss.
Walk us through the 80s of horror movies until this movie.
Well, they were formative, but they were pretty cheap.
They were pretty trashy.
They weren't as, like, prestigious as they are now.
You didn't have 824 putting, you know,
know the otor spin on it and all.
I mean, me and Sean love these movies,
but it's hard to find like a critical classic
out of the 80s horror movies, right?
Not very many, not like this.
Yeah, we're coming off.
It's like Halloween 4 and 5.
It's like seven Friday and 13th movies.
Jason takes Manhattan?
Yeah.
We're doing a...
What's the Nightmare on Elm Street?
Is this a horror movie, though?
It's a thriller, right?
This is a thriller.
Like, other than...
walking into a room and having the first thing you hear be,
I can smell your cunt.
Is it a horror movie?
If you had the under on Mal,
you can catch that at the bar.
Several family members here tonight.
I didn't know we were dropping that word this fast.
Yeah.
Working toward it.
I mean, counter,
there is a security guard who gets disemboweled
and hung like a butterfly.
What would you call it?
Like a rom-com?
An ode to art history.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Think of all the things we don't see, though.
I think it's fair to say it's scary, right?
Like, it's a scary movie.
I don't know if it's a horror, horror movie,
but it's definitely terrifying.
Were you scared of this movie when you saw it?
I'm a bad person to ask,
because I saw this in Worcester, Massachusetts,
with my college girlfriend in 1991.
Shout out to Worcester.
Yeah.
Great date movie.
Great date movie.
A lot of buzz.
And then put the lotion in the basket scene,
I thought it was hilarious.
And I was like, I found my spirit animal and Jame Gumb.
And people were turning around and shushing me.
And I was like, I know I'm right.
I know history is going to judge me right.
But this is pre-internet.
Like, you only knew my friends thought it was funny.
We all had this as a private joke,
but we had no idea anyone else thought it was funny.
And then the Internet comes,
and people are doing Jame Gum stuff.
And it's like, oh, so everyone thought,
this was kind of funny, but it was a relief.
Just so we're clear, you were saying at the time
that you were right about Jane Gumb.
I was right about the unintentional comedy of James Gum.
Worcester Bass, people are filing out,
and you're like, you guys remember me.
It's going to be funny.
This is going to be, I know we're all freaked out now.
Are we sure this guy's bad?
Also, Patino's going to be a great coach.
I know it.
Do you just wait?
So this was the peak of the awesome book.
It's going to make an awesome movie.
Oh, shit, they turned it into an awesome movie era.
Is this era over, Sean?
Adapting books for movies?
No, like being awesome and having anticipation for them.
I think it's going to be okay.
I think there'll be more...
Do people read books anymore, anyone?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yes.
You do.
Romanticie is having a real moment.
Yeah.
That's what like a Pegasus and a woman are like...
Yeah.
There's a lot of, like, sex on drag.
Those were the voices of women, by the way, Chris, in case you didn't recognize that sound.
Would you say it was Romantici?
Romanticy, yeah, mashup of fantasy and romance.
I'll send you some reading.
Send you some material.
Does it take place in the 1300s?
Yeah, just like Game of Thrus.
CR, here's my first question.
Okay.
Did this movie kick off a four-decade true crime boom?
Is this say it? Is this patient zero?
I think for popularizing it, making it mainstream,
I think you could definitely make that argument.
Yeah.
What do you think, Sean?
Yeah, I fully agree.
I mean, it's based so much on a lot of true crime study
and the man at the FBI who developed criminal profiling.
So, yes.
If you think about what Cleary does in this movie,
she is like an outsider who just, like,
through pure passion and interest in the subject,
feels like she can solve this case,
which is not unlike what true crime podcasters do now,
but not always successfully.
It was a weird era because
I knew I love this stuff, and there was
like just not enough of it.
I remember there was an HBO show in the mid-90s.
It was like an autopsy show with Dr. Baden.
Do you guys remember that one?
And there were like three stories, and somebody got killed,
and then they figured out who did it.
It was like, oh, my God, this is amazing.
Then CSI, what was that, like 1994,
and then the OJ trial kind of flipped it.
But from a pop culture entertainment standpoint,
where we are now, I mean, how many podcasts,
Netflix every week.
Like they're just running back stuff now.
They're like, did we do Bundy? Yeah, we did.
Well, do it again. More episodes.
And it just feels like we're at the peak of it.
But I really think it starts here, Sean.
I feel like even more than that, it kicked off glamorizing serial killers as the leads of movies,
as the key figures in movies.
So a lot of them are based on true stories.
But, you know, we're going headlong into seven and natural-born killers and spree killers
that are being portrayed in movies for the next 10 years.
Now, is Hannibal Lecter the worst person you've ever rooted for in a movie?
I think I'm a bad person to ask because I'm like,
Darth Vader, you're my guy.
You know, I love a redemption arc in story.
But that is one of the great achievements of the film, of course, right?
Is that the nominal villain, the great villain,
the greatest portrayal of a villain in the history of cinema,
the whole movie you're like, this guy's going to be the one who figures it out.
This guy is the one who's in control.
This guy is the one who everybody else has.
has to go to, either to be brutally murdered
and dumped onto the top of an elevator shaft
or to get the anagram that they will use
to find timely clues.
And so, yeah, the whole story.
I mean, Clarice is in theory our point of view character
and the way the film is framed and shot
makes us always feel like we're looking right at her.
But, like, Lector is the star in the movie.
I have this.
I have Michael Myers and Halloween 4.
That was the only time I really rooted for him.
See, it was a big comeback for him, right?
People had given up on him.
He got shot in both eyes.
People thought he was done.
Come back clear.
And then Julia Roberts
at my best friend's wedding. That was the other one.
I don't know if you guys remember that one,
but she's absolutely awful,
reprehensible in that movie.
But I still rooting for her to break up the wedding.
That character is actually in one of those glass cells,
actually, like Lecter.
Anthony Hopkins.
So this movie
literally makes his career.
He's a phenomenal stage actor.
Ice Cold is a movie star.
What was like the mutiny?
The elephant man was probably his biggest hit.
Magic, our beloved magic.
Yeah, magic, which you can find on Tooby.
Our friends in Tooby.
Yeah.
I don't know what's the category for that movie in Tooby.
Like weird fucking 70s movies?
I think that's...
Yeah.
It's the channel.
It's 2 a.m. and Sean's still up.
Super duper.
Yeah.
So,
All of a sudden, this movie re-does it, and he becomes an A-plus-lust-l-a-star.
But at the same time, couldn't really escape Lector.
When you would see him, it would be like...
Like, even in The Edge, which a movie I think we all like,
I still was waiting for him to, like, eat Alck Baldwin's face or something.
It took years to recover from this.
Every three or four years, he goes back to the well a little bit
and plays, like, a supremely smart villain.
Is that Ryan Gosling movie he's in?
Fracture.
Fracture.
Like, he knows where his bread's buttered.
So he would go back to him.
it. With the lining
of intestinal tract.
And he does, he does Lecter a couple
times after this.
Yeah, the best been, the research is basically
he didn't want to do Lecter again
and then he was like, wait, how much?
Yeah. Like, what about
7 million? It's like, ah, getting warmer.
It's like, what about 8? He's like,
uh, in. Where did we start the filming?
And then he did, uh, the prequel
was the third movie.
Yeah, Red Dragon.
Which we'll talk about later.
I'm still upset about that one.
When we did the Pulp Fiction podcast,
I don't know if you guys listen to it,
but it's four and a half hours.
And we talked about Jules Winfield
being one of the most memorable characters
of the last 35 years,
and Hannibal is up there.
Is there anybody else from the last 35 years
that would just jump to your head and be...
Because I do feel like this is one of the
eight or nine most indelible movie characters
we've had.
If you were just like, hey,
name some movie characters you'll never forget.
I think Ledger's Joker,
which I guess is just on my mind
because of the movie,
but I think that's like a big one, right?
He's a hero to you.
Inform a lot of my politics, yeah.
Would you do Floyd Gondoli or to obscure?
I think it might be a little obscure.
Ron Burgundy, yeah, there's not, like Daniel Plainview,
you can, the bride, like you can start pushing it,
but I really think there's only a couple that you're just like,
oh yeah, like everybody's going to name maybe five or six.
I think this is one of the five or six.
I think the thing about Lecter, too, is that he would be, like, if you pulled the masses,
you just went out onto the street and did it, like, people who have never seen the movie
would still pick him.
And that's a point of distinction.
There's a reason for that in 2024, though, which I think may come up.
His spirit is alive and well.
Hannibal Lecter.
Topical.
Should we go out onto 45th Street and start asking people about signs of the lambs?
What does Hadip Elector mean to you as a man?
Post podcast.
So he created his Lecter Act.
as a cross between Truman Capote,
Hal from 2001 Space Odyssey, and Catherine Hepburn.
And then he gave an interview in 2001
where he was like, no, the Hepburn part wasn't true.
But what he wasn't counting on was this guy right here
who bought all the 1990 premiere magazines
and looked up the 1991
where he talked about how Catherine Hepburn
was one of the influences on the accent.
So don't fucking try to slip that by me, Anthony Hopkins.
I'm on eBay, motherfucker.
Physical media.
So one thing he said...
Yeah, physical media.
People love it.
One thing he said, he said, I know what scares people,
and I believe that stillness is the key.
If you stare at someone for more than 10 seconds,
it scares them, and you can do it.
You can test people.
Sean, you do this.
This is one of your managerial tricks.
piercing stare, I've got the blue eyes.
Stillness.
Arms flat at my sides.
You ever look at Hannibal Lecter's posture?
I mean, it's a dead giveaway that he is a murderous psychopath,
the way that he stands in a room.
That also living in a dungeon at the bottom of a criminally insane institution.
That too.
Well, the first time you see him, she's coming around the corner,
Jody Foster's character, Clarice,
and he's just standing like this.
for like 10 seconds.
He doesn't move.
So he really committed to the I'm not moving bit.
And I got to say, good job by him.
So director Jonathan Demi told him to think about Lecter this way.
I think he's a good man.
He's a very bright man.
He's trapped in an insane brain.
That was Demi or Trump?
Demi, yeah.
Demi about Lecter.
And basically he thought
Elector is the devil, charming, witty,
clever and wise, seductive, sexual, and lethal.
And then Hopkins said, but he's also a gentleman.
He has finesse.
Yeah.
He hates discourtesy, right?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Tough one for Miggs.
He doesn't like rude people, including Miggs,
who I can't wait to talk about.
So, I don't know if you guys know this,
but this was the second least amount of screen time for a movie
that somebody won best actor.
24 minutes, 52 seconds.
Second shortest...
I don't know the answer to that.
What is it?
David Niven.
In 1958,
separate tables,
which we're doing right after this episode.
He was only 21% of the film.
He ends up beating De Niro,
Robin Williams, Warren Beatty,
and Nick Nolte for Best Actor.
CR.
Yeah. Supporting our best actor for this.
We talked about this a little bit.
the first time and about how this is a huge
what if because of who would have won
Best Actor if he had been moved to Best Supporting.
But I think the legacy of this film proves out,
like, yes, he should have been in Best Actor.
Do you guys know who won the Golden Globe
for Best Actor this year?
I don't. Who? Nick Nolty for Prince of Tides.
In fact, at the Golden Globes this year,
Silence of the Lamb's only won one award.
Jody Foster. Didn't win Best Picture either.
Jesus.
Well,
The sliding doors
The sliding doors
What FCR was mentioning was
If he is supporting actor
Jack Pounce never wins for City's Sliker
Oh right and then we never get the
And then we never get Jack Pallens a year later
Allegedly fucking up the supporting actress
And who knows what that does to Curley's Gold too, right?
Right
City's Liquors too
So the story was Jack Pallens
Huge for you
Who won Marissa Tomei
And he didn't want to read who actually won
But somebody else won
and that she didn't actually win,
and that's been this legendary Hollywood story
that we have no problem passing along
without any factual accuracy at all.
So what do you think?
Supporting her best for this.
Well, this is my hottest take.
So if you want me to give it right now,
I'm happy to do so.
This is a fraudulent Oscar,
and Anthony Hopkins should give it back.
Oh, wow.
The man should have been nominated in supporting,
and this is wrong.
So do you base that on, like, a timer
of how long you're on screen for?
Yeah, every time I watch a movie,
I hold a stopwatch.
And I clock everyone's screen time.
That's just something I do.
What do you think, Mal?
Best supporting or best actor?
It has to be best actor, right?
The supporting role in the movie is
James Gum, Buffalo Bill.
Hannibal Lecter is the primary figure in the story.
And even when he, it's not really about his, like, screen time
because he's the looming specter in every scene.
He's in every scene even when it's not there.
That's the case.
He's the shadow in the movie.
I'm okay with it, mainly because I couldn't figure out
who else should have won
between the De Niro and...
I think it would have been Warren Beatty's for Bugsie.
Yeah, exactly.
I think that's what would have happened.
That sounds terrible.
That movie sucked.
Jody Foster,
second Oscar win in four years,
the child actor,
Star Prophecy, fulfilled.
Yeah.
Somebody who'd been in everybody's life
from the moment,
maybe age seven, age eight,
is in taxi drivers
in a whole bunch of movies.
Everybody says she's the next great one,
and then wins two and four years.
And for you, this is her best pre-NEL work, right?
Are you going to make me do Nell in front of a thousand people?
What Tubei category is Nell?
What the fuck were we thinking?
Nell is not available on TB.
Yeah, I was a paramount plus.
So this was a tremendous part.
A young woman trying to navigate a world of threatening men,
which they bang home multiple times.
Especially in the first 10 minutes, like that great scene when she gets in the elevator and just everybody's like a foot taller than her.
Yeah, and they're all in red and she's in the gray sweatsuit and loom over her.
Do you feel like that's been dated at all or is it still work?
No, I think if anything, it's, you're like, wow, is this movie made three months ago?
I mean, that part of it is timeless, right?
Like, needing to navigate the corporate labyrinth as you're surrounded by powerful male figures whose personalities are large enough to
Phila Broadway theater.
See, this is funny because Mal actually runs everything.
We just kind of...
We're like a facade.
I'm like, is there somebody behind me?
Yeah, we're the front people facade.
Why are all those guys wearing red polos
like they worked a jiffy lube, though?
I don't know.
I got that.
Great question.
So would you go great performance,
very good performance, or good performance,
C.R.
Great performance.
Great.
Okay.
What's your case?
What's my case?
Let's hear it.
that she has a determination and an interiority
that I think is really powerful in this movie.
And the thing that I love that Demi does
is he makes these iconic kind of archetype,
the detective, the killer, you know,
like he makes them feel like incredibly human.
And she has like an incredibly human,
incredibly relatable way about her.
That I think I know where you're going with this
and you're going to be like,
but what about Michelle Pfeiffer?
It's just like, it's not...
I'm right here.
Yeah.
But you're setting me up.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Yeah.
It's the accent is the only thing
that doesn't 100% work for me.
It's a bad accent.
It just is.
But she's code switching
throughout the movie.
Like when she's in West Virginia,
she turns it on more.
When she's at Quantico,
she like dials it down.
That's like when you're at the bank,
watching the Mets.
That's right.
You're having some water.
Sean, she won best actress.
She beat Sarandon.
and Gina Davis, who were both nominated for Thelman Louise
and probably split the vote, would be my guess.
Two other characters who I think might go on your list
of iconic memorable movie characters.
You know, this was a really strong run for female characters
in the early 90s, and I took a movie class at Holy Cross this year,
and it wrote an actual essay about that.
Do you have it with you?
Because we had Annie Wilkes and Misery,
and we had Thelman Louise, and we had Clarice,
and I didn't know our girl Sharon Stone was coming in Basic Instinct,
but for some reason there was just a slew of rea.
really good distinct parts that
I think we've done all
those movies. We haven't done Thelma Louise yet, but
it's coming. It's on the... So if you were murdered,
or nearly murdered. And Angelica
Houston and Gryfters, too. But
Jody's 1990s, this was
kind of the peak. After this, it was Little
Man Tate, Summersby, Maverick,
Nell.
And home for
the holidays and then contact, a polarizing
movie in the ringer office. Yeah. I would
say that this is the movie, though, that
set the template for the rest of her
career, which is that most of the big parts
that she's in after this are much more
like Clarissa, very strong, accomplished
women who are the heroes at the center of the story.
Prior to this, a lot of the characters that she played
were victims or girlfriends
or figures who were sort of on the periphery
for the most part. And in this, you know, Maverick
and Contact and even like flight plan, panic room, all those movies that she did
where she was just like the leading woman who was in charge
and who was getting shit done.
And she just wanted Emmy for like a very similar
right. Intuitive detective.
Jonathan Demi was coming.
coming off, something wild and married to the mob, an unusual choice.
So why CR? Why did he take this?
Why did they want him?
I think he was interested in making movies that were for mainstream audiences,
but he refused to make them in any other way than the kind that he knew how to do.
And I love that you can tell that it's a Jonathan Demi movie,
but it doesn't feel like any other Jonathan Demi movies.
And that's sort of a hallmark of his career in general.
It's like the married to the mob to Silence of Lambs,
you wouldn't know it's the same director
unless you watched it and listened to the music
and felt it and felt the way the people were behaving
in it. He said he read
the book and he thought this could be the scariest
movie ever. I wanted to make that movie.
I wanted to make a psycho-caliber
fucking terrifying movie.
I think he succeeded. He did it. Yeah.
Yeah. Now we're here all these years later.
He said
he said Jody Foster taught him it was the story of a young
woman trying to save the life of another young woman
and that they had to take the
as high as high of a road as possible.
They didn't want to make a splatter movie, a gory movie, a crazy killer movie.
With that said, it gets a little crazy every once in a while.
But yeah, it's a lot of the violence in this movie you can't see.
A lot of the bad stuff, it's kind of, you're just watching the person's face reacting to the bad stuff, not seeing the bad stuff.
Do you like this stuff, Mel?
No, I mean...
You're not a gore person.
I can't handle horror films, which, like, when I was a kid and would hear people talk about this.
And one of the things about the movie, right, is like, it's almost like a proto-o-moor.
meme film, right? Lotion in the Basket,
friend for dinner, Fava Bean's
and a nice,
Auntie, like before, you don't
have to have seen the movie to feel like you've consumed
it, but it sounded so terrifying
in premise and description that
I felt for a really long time, like I couldn't see it.
I have memories of passing
the VHS cover
at like a blockbuster or a Hollywood video
because I'm old and
being terrified. Like, it was
like second on the list after seeing a child's
play cover and seeing Chuckie or something.
Like, that will be something I can't handle.
And then when I finally watch it, it's like it is deeply unsettling.
And there are certainly a couple sequences that I think ping true horror,
the night vision goggles at the end, certainly.
But it's psychological thriller, right?
It's psychological terror, which I think in some ways is scarier.
But the gore is actually fairly contained.
I watched this on a flight yesterday with a, I would say,
10 to 12-year-old child in the seat next to me.
He seemed fine.
Yeah.
He seemed fine.
As he was watching over your shoulder?
I a couple times felt compelled to raise my hand and block the screen.
He was loudly complaining the entire time that there was no Wi-Fi
and he could not check the Phillies score.
So I'm sure he's on a CR head.
Philly fans would be used to Silence and the Lambs as horrors.
It's okay, yeah.
So the writer of this movie, Ted Talley,
said that he remembered Demi saying Lester and Clarice had like a,
wicked stepfather, sexual undertone, mental chess game.
And that Jonathan Demi said, I've never seen that before.
I don't think anyone else has.
I think that's what makes this movie new.
What do you think of that, Sean?
Because this did feel like a new kind of movie.
And I can't really express it, but just when it came out,
now it feels a little more standard.
We've had so many of these and so many people have either ripped this off
or worked in this real estate.
But it did feel new.
in 91. I think the thing that is most
new about it is Clarice. I don't
think that there were very many characters at all
like Clarice. And
the critic, Amy Taubin, wrote something that I thought
was really interesting about this movie.
She wrote, it's a suspense movie with a female
protagonist who is never in sexual
peril. It's a slasher movie
that is devoid not only of slasher scenes
but of the anticipation of seeing
them. It doesn't
really operate, to your point, like
a horror movie. It operates like a procedural
thriller with a couple of extremely gross moments.
So it is very different.
I mean, we throw around psychological horror as a subgenre,
but this is it.
This is the sort of like, if you want to show somebody what that is,
it's him talking to her, getting inside of her brain,
finding out all of her insecurities, all of her secrets,
even though Crawford has told her,
don't let him get into your head.
And, you know, to your point, it's like,
everything about Lecter up until that jail cell scene
is like people telling her about what Lecter has done
and her reading about it or seeing photos
don't do this, a nurse got too close to him
and you're like in your head,
you're building it up, but you're like,
I mean, how bad could it be?
You know, like, this guy seems so charming.
And then he eats that guard's face
and you're like, it's way worse
than I thought it was going to be.
It's kind of like when they were talking about
how good Otani was in Japan
and we were like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He pitches, he hits.
Like, really, how good could he be?
He's in Anaheim.
What's going on?
of this.
Yeah.
All right, enough foreplay.
Let's talk about the real star of the movie.
Ted Levine is Buffalo Bill.
Yeah.
Not nominated.
Genuinely thought you were going to say Miggs.
Like, for real.
I have another part for him.
Ted Levine, not nominated.
No supporting actor for him.
Jack Pallens wins.
Tommy Lee Jones for JFK.
I can't criticize that one because we love Clayson.
Harvey Kytel and Bugsy.
Ben Kingsley is Bugsy?
and Michael Lerner and Barton Fink
what the fuck with Bugsy?
What were we doing?
I wasn't there, I don't know.
Jesus. I blame you somehow.
I did not direct the film Bugsy.
They're just giving out Oscars left and right
and they can't give Ted Levine a nomination.
But,
CR,
Best Horror Movie Villain ever?
Have we topped this? Have we top Buffalo Bill?
What about John Doe
in seven?
Yeah, he's pretty good.
What's in the box?
I mean, it's up there.
I think that that's like my
heavyweight finals.
How about you, Mallory?
He's not even the best villain in this movie.
I mean, right?
He's like a side act.
Put the lotion on your skin.
What do you think, Sean?
I don't think he's the best.
I think he's the funniest.
Maybe most enjoyable, most entertaining?
Certainly.
They envisioned him as a cross between Ed Gein, Gary Headberg, and Ted Bundy.
The big three.
Some cheers for Gary Headberg out there.
Who did that?
These men were serial killers, folks.
Also, he's Jame gum.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which makes him scarier because who the fuck would name themselves Jame?
Like if he's...
Well, nobody names themselves usually.
Well, I'm guessing his legal name was James Gumm, right?
So he could have gone James Gum, Jimmy Gum.
In the book, it's his mom forgets to put the S on the birth certificate, actually, I think.
Jim Gum gum.
Yeah.
He was Jimbo growing up.
Jimmer Gum.
James Gum.
And this character was so effective.
Ted Levine, we could never see.
see him in another movie and I think of Buffalo Bill.
Like even when he was in, he's in heat
and we're like, they're trying to save
Ted Levine, break him out of
the Buffalo Bill shackles. But every time
I saw him, I kept expecting him to go,
you're big fat person.
When he does
the first, the truck
robbery scene in heat, and Ted
Levine's on the scene and being like,
our figure security guy
goes for his holdout piece, and I was
just like, this is not happening.
This is so amazing.
How about this for hyperbole?
His dungeon, I think, is the scariest horror movie location that I can think of.
And I wrote down all the rooms.
Okay.
Room number one, that's where he keeps his costumes and his mannequins.
And so does leatherwork on his skins while he's naked.
That's a side room.
Yep.
There's a little side bedroom that has a swastco door and comforter.
So it's part of the main room.
but it's on the side.
I'm doing this like Redfin style.
You're doing, no, you're doing like MTV Cribs.
Yeah.
J.Gubbs.
There is the,
magic happens.
He's got,
this is my bathtub with a dead body in it.
I love this room.
Well, he's got,
he's got the room where he raises
the moths and butterflies.
Plus, there's a carving table.
Because you never know
when you're going to need a good carving table.
Yeah, he's got the bathroom with the dead body
that I don't know how long
that body's like mummified.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm just like thinking about
love it or listed with Buffalo Hill.
I wanted an open floor plan.
But this is a retaining wall
so it has this kind of cavern feel.
I love this range. It's Thor.
Yeah, I like entertaining.
Well, then the fifth room,
He's like, well, I could have done a foyer, and I dug a deep brick well.
Yeah.
And that's where I keep my victims.
So just the creepiest dungeon ever, and then he shuts the power off.
What would do, Matt, what?
You're in the dungeon, he shuts the power off.
What happens next for you at that point?
What's going through your head?
You just crawl into a corner?
Well, I'm in the pit already, so I don't know if there's really like a corner,
and I think I want to avoid as best I can once in the pit.
the nail shavings that are protruding.
Oh, you're in the pit.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Not interested in that.
I would just, like, I'd say, all right,
I shouldn't have gone into the van.
That's clear to me now.
I should not have offered to help you with furniture.
I don't think this would have happened to me
because I wouldn't even offer to help a friend or family number of us.
And I don't really go outside other than to be with you guys,
and I'd like to think we would have been together.
So we would have been fine.
But once I'm there, I'm like, all right, this has gone badly and gotten
out of hand quickly. However, I am an animal lover.
Right. I'll stay? Can I just like hang
out with precious? Right. Yeah. Over here.
And there's a cat too. Yeah, right? Well, I actually, I have some
questions coming up later for you guys about the cats. A lot of questions
about the cats. So the goodbye horses scene, apparently
when Levine was working out the scene with Demi and he had some thoughts,
including came up with the idea of the tuck dance.
initially he was doing it to Bob Seeger's Hirstrette
which I think would have killed Bob Seeger
and then they eventually moved it to Goodbye Horses
but Levine said he was into
he thought the character was into David Bowie
and Lou Reed and Glitter Rock
and that was his motivation
so there you go
Memorable. James Gum
I would have gotten I mean he and I would have bonded over music
I'd be like is this the ball man
This is great.
I love this album.
Would you have done some tandem dancing?
Just mirror his moves, yeah.
So all the Oscars, he's not nominated.
Hopkins wins, Foster wins,
and the movie just crushes everybody and we're off.
Thomas Harris, who wrote the three books,
he wrote Man Hunter.
He wrote Red Dragon, which became Man Hunter.
He wrote this book.
And then there was one other one, right, Hannibal?
Hannibal, and then he also wrote a prequel called Hannibal Rising,
is roundly hated.
Claimed he didn't see the movie.
Claimed he didn't go.
But I don't know if I believe it.
He definitely snuck in back row, right?
There's no question.
$19 million budget made $272.7 million
was the fourth biggest movie of 1991.
And to that point was the third biggest
quote-unquote horror movie
behind Jaws and the Exorcist.
So our guy Raj,
Roger Ebert.
What do you think?
Four stars for this from Raj?
I know that's not the case.
Yeah.
This is a massive look.
He dinked at a half star, three and a half stars from Raj.
He said, it's been a good long while
since I felt the presence of evil
so manifestly demonstrated
from the first appearance of Anthony Hopkins.
But then he goes through a bunch of flaws.
And then he says, but against these flaws
are bound, true suspense, unblinking horror
in an Anthony Hopkins performance
that's likely to be referred to
for years when horror movies are discussed.
Now, here's what's interesting.
Ciskel.
Bad review.
Hated it.
Thumbs down.
Yeah.
Appalled.
Yeah.
That was the next time
that Roger Ebert felt the presence of evil
was when he did his episode
with Siskel on this movie,
which is bizarre.
Siskel wrote,
Foster's character who is appealing
is dwarfed by the monster she is after.
I'd rather see her work on another case.
Like what?
What the fuck's wrong with Cisco?
Jesus.
That's a very weird critic
Like the case of the missing precious
Like what case did he want to see?
Accounting crimes
Well he didn't like horror movies, right?
He was anti-horror movies?
Yeah, these guys were like
This is tripe
I don't want to watch this with horror movies
Yeah, neither of them liked them
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So if you've never seen
or listen to the rewatchables,
we do categories to break down the film
and the first category
is the most rewatchable scene.
We should shout out State Farm
before we do a rewatchable scene, right?
Oh, good point.
I didn't shout out State Farm.
Thank you to State Farm.
Thank you, State Farm. Thank you to everybody for being here.
Stay Farm, yeah.
They told me to 10 times to do that before we came out, and then I got excited when I saw
1,000 people and I forgot.
So thank you, Stay Farm.
Most watchable scene.
Clarice visits Lester.
Lester?
And Lester.
She visits Lester Lester Lester for the first time.
This is 11 minutes into the movie and has a bunch of iconic moments.
It's where you want to start, Mal.
Well, I'm tempted to go right to Miggs,
but I would be remiss as a child of Baltimore
if I didn't shout out Chilton here for a moment
and his offer of a good time.
Baltimore can be a really fun town
if you have the right guide.
Baltimore Nightlife with Chilton.
Sign me up.
Did you ever come across with Chilton in your time in the city?
C.R.
Is Silence and Lamb's pre-Camden Yards
like Harbor revitalization?
Yeah, Camden was 92.
Oh, my God.
Had to rehab the city's image after this.
Jill definitely had like third base seats, like five, six rows up.
He never made it to Camden, man.
Lecter.
Adam was a friend for dinner, you know.
Never got to see a game at Camden Yards.
Tragic.
I forgot about that.
I forgot.
He had to settle for Memorial Stadium, honestly.
He had all those years with Boog Powell, you know.
He lived it up in the 70s.
Yeah, but he never got Boog's barbecue at Camden.
It's devastating.
He deserved it.
Some good lines in here where he's breaking down, Clarice, your one generation removed from white trash.
Just like starts immediately picking her apart.
Did he just think of the lamp?
Oh, agents, darling, you think you can dissect me with this blown little tool?
No, I thought that your knowledge...
You're so ambitious, aren't you?
Do you know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes?
You look like a robe.
A well-scrubbed hustling robe.
with a little taste.
Good nutrition has given you some length of bone,
but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash,
are you, Agent Stalling?
And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed,
pure West Virginia.
What is your father dear, is your coal man,
does his stink of a lamp?
You know how quickly the boys found you
are those tedious, sticky fumblings in the backseats of cars
while you could only dream of getting out.
Get it anywhere.
Getting all the way to the app.
He says the, a census taker once tried to test me,
I ate his liver with fava beans and a glass of kianti.
A census taker once tried to test me,
I ate his liver with some father beans and a nice kianti.
I'm not going to do the noise.
Can you do the noise?
It's like the opposite of me.
Did you practice that on the plane next to the child as well?
Good cat and mouse game.
And then Miggs steals the scene.
Yeah.
Literally.
It's an HR violation.
That's where I've landed.
Miggs committed an HR violation.
He definitely got brought in.
Did they have HR at the...
I think they did.
They're like, Miggs.
We got to talk about what happened in the basement with Clarice.
I got to write this up, Miggs.
You threw some fluid.
I'm not doing my job, unless...
This scene was a running joke with me and my friends for 30 plus years still is.
My buddy from high school, Jim Grady, was just fascinated by how they did it
and want to know if there was a way to buy fake sperm, because we assumed it was fake sperm.
I don't think Jody Foster was a method actress.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm guessing fake sperm.
Yes.
But we were like, we're in college.
We're like, where do we get this?
We're just throwing it at people as they open their door in college.
But no way to buy it.
I remember seeing this.
I don't know if I saw this in the theater
or whether it was video first or whatever,
but it was, I remember like,
I do remember asking, looking at my dad
and be like, and him be like,
he was blowing his nose.
That's right.
It's flam.
Oh, my God.
Time will tell.
We'll see.
Now, I mean, this is your corner.
Yeah.
Thank you.
How'd you feel about,
Good old ejaculate corner.
Just the dynamics, the physics.
Just walk us through your emotions.
Yeah.
Thank you for inviting me to participate this evening.
You're welcome.
It's always an honor to be here with you.
So first of all, I would recommend that everyone revisit the film
with, like, high-quality speakers because...
Oh, yeah.
Some fully work.
Yeah.
Yes.
There's a lot of...
Do you want to do that sound effect?
Thanks again to State Farm.
Yeah, thanks again.
Thanks again to our friends at State Farm.
You know, I was going to save this for unanswerable questions,
but do you guys think that Miggs can ejaculate on command?
Because this is a long scene.
Chris?
How does he, he can't possibly know exactly when she's walking by.
No, she's talking to him for eight, nine minutes.
Miggs hasn't seen a woman in like probably 10 years.
He hears her take the first step.
Yeah, he's excited.
Three pumps later, we're slinging it through the bars.
Yeah.
Pitch perfect precision.
I mean, what's the grip on that pitch?
Like a little, like, knuckle curve?
Yeah, it's a four-seamer.
Oh, yeah.
I got to say, if you're going to ding her on the best actress,
I just feel like you'd be a hundred times more horrified.
Like, not even ten times more horrified, like a hundred.
I can't think of anything worse.
It's my biggest fear walking around L.A. every day.
That's your biggest fear.
Yeah, somebody throwing fluid at me
Any fluid. I don't want fluid
thrown at me. Yeah. I have to admit
You just invited the world to throw fluid at you know.
You don't say that out loud.
We'll edit it out of the podcast.
Yeah.
I didn't know for a long time
because I thought when they call him multiple Migs
and when she comes back to Lecter,
he's like, I don't think he can like summit it again
maybe not even for him.
I was like, oh, multiple because he can constantly
just like rub one out.
Yeah.
And then it finally hit me
its multiple personality miggs.
And that's why he's in a criminally insane asylum.
Yeah.
But I was like multiple miggs is like quite a nickname.
You thought multiple orgasms.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought he could just rally.
When did you,
did you just realize that that's not the case today?
Yeah.
I like to win the other prisoners get mad at Miggs.
Like he's violated some sort of code of conduct in the basement.
It's like the worst.
colors of the planet. I have to admit,
what do you think that the first two guys
in that row are like, you know,
because it's like, guy, guy,
miggs, lector.
And this one guy is just like, I just stole
a car. How did this
happen? I killed
nine people. Bet and lead off.
Next rewatchable scene, Catherine Martin,
belting out American Girl by Tom Petty.
Incredible. Awesome. Incredible.
Right into the van
sofa scene, which is just a
classic. She's a nice.
person. We've just seen her singing to Tom Petty.
This is a person with a good heart.
Cat lover. She's a guy with a cast
just outside of the middle of nowhere with a sofa
that's just there trying to load it into the
creepiest van possible.
And she's like, you know what, I'm going to help this guy.
Nope. Hey, can you get in the van?
Nope. Just help me lift it in.
Yeah, okay. You seem like a nice enough guy.
Are you size 14?
Boom, we're done.
This scene's super scary.
This is a rewatchable scene?
Oh, I think so.
Absolutely.
This is a, what would you do scene?
The Tom Petty is amazing.
Yeah.
And like, again, the camera work, the positioning, like the way you're always right up against
somebody's face, you're like, you just are meeting her.
Like, this seems like a fun person to hang out with.
Yeah.
You know that she's a quality individual, like a person, a character, because she has a cat.
Right?
Definitely.
So you're invested in her before you even know her.
It's the shorthand of having a cat and liking Tom Petty.
And then disaster strikes.
And also we get the night vision.
Like that just clicks down the little sound design.
Like the sound treatment.
I mean, the score is amazing.
Shout out Howard Shore, right?
Lord of the Rings legend.
We get some amazing needle drops.
But just like the little things like activating the goggles, that like little hiss.
Ugh, chills.
I always thought about them calling Tom Petty asking for the rights for American Girl.
Yeah.
And he's like, what's the movie?
And they're like, well.
Yeah.
It's going to win a lot of awards.
You should do this.
Do you want to hear my quick spiel
about how this movie is about America?
Let's go.
End of the 80s.
End of the Reagan era.
They've pushed all the demons
into the underbelly of this country.
This movie is the demons coming up.
We see an American flag.
We see the FBI failing to do its job.
We see a senator's daughter kidnapped
the victim of these crimes,
and we rock out to Tom Petty's American girl.
Not a mistake.
None of these choices are a mistake.
Oh, and then, like, every time she goes on, like, one of her hunts or, like, when she goes to the self-storage, there's, like, all that American kind of, like, iconography in there.
He's got flags in there.
Old piano, rifles and stuff.
Yeah, Bill's got a flag on his wall.
Not you, Bill.
Not you.
The other bill.
The other bill.
Next scene, put the lotion in the basket.
Yes.
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
It does this whenever it's told.
Mr. My family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're asking for, they'll pay it.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Yes, you will, precious. We'll get the holes.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Mr. If you let me go, I won't. I won't press charges, I promise.
See, my mom is a real important woman.
I guess you already know that.
Now it places the lotion in the basket.
in the basket.
So he's got
five lines in this scene.
It's unintentionally funny
and also fucking scary as hell.
She sees the nail.
Yeah.
When you see the blood with the thing,
this is the most effective.
This guy is out to lunch
in the craziest way possible.
I am so scared for this person,
but he's also insane.
It's right on the heels,
two of the FBI trainees
watching her mother
give the press conference
and they keep commenting on how smart it is,
that she's humanizing her by repeating her name,
Catherine, Catherine, Catherine.
And then you see the way that she is able to, like,
evoke that emotional response, and he breaks down.
Slight tonal shift, I do feel compelled to note
with my thousand closest friends here that my husband,
I love moisturizer, and he does routinely say
it rubs the lotion on its skin.
All the time. All the time.
This is a short one, but Lecter meeting Senator Martin.
It's a great one.
It's an awesome scene.
We get the mass stretcher combo for Lecter.
Great one.
We get the breastfeed your daughter.
Tough and you nipples, doesn't it?
And then she goes, get this thing back to Baltimore.
And then he throws her the love your suit.
Great scene.
Short, but a great one.
Next one, we're really getting into the good stuff.
This movie, I feel as great as it is,
I like the second hour more than the first hour.
Oh, yeah.
I just think this is a classic if you're flipping channels
and you're halfway through, like, oh my God.
Clarice goes to see Lector
in his W.W.E. Steel Cage
self. Yeah. He's about to fight
Triple H. No referees.
Loser Leaves Town. Yeah.
And
you still wake up sometimes, don't you?
You still wake up sometimes, don't you?
You wake up in the dark.
And hear the screaming of the lamb.
And you think if you save poor Catherine,
You could make them stop, don't you?
You think if Catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again
to that awful screaming of the lambs.
He's amazing in this scene.
He has that kind of an orgasmic face at the end.
He's so excited.
He got like a therapeutic confession from her.
But he also has this key line, Mal.
And how do we begin to covet, Clarice?
Do we seek out things to covet?
Make an effort to answer now.
No.
No, we just...
Now, we begin by coveting what we see every day.
Don't you feel eyes moving of your body, Clarice?
And don't your eyes seek out the things you want?
All right, yes.
And please tell me how.
It's a movie about coveting.
It is, yeah.
And body lotion.
Brush up, yeah, in body lotion.
Brush up on your Marcus Aurelius and, like, how does the movie open?
Clarice running through the woods and the sense that she's being watched, right?
Like a tracking eye through the woods.
That scene is incredible.
And like the bond that you feel between them,
you know she's doing something wrong.
She's not supposed to be there.
But they're seeking each other out the way that she brings him the drawings.
And then when we see the drawings after, like then the second dinner scene next,
he has sketched her with the lamb.
See, are you still sketching?
Still doing your sketches?
I was just thinking about, like, Lector has that amazing line in the, in this scene, though,
where he's basically talking about,
it's like this idea that,
that, like,
Clarice has to,
Clarice has to, like, basically understand the way that she is being viewed
to finally see Bill, right?
And the idea that he always has the answer to this question
and that he's just, like, leading her to it the entire time is awesome.
The thing I, I think, love most about this scene,
because we've seen flashbacks, right, earlier in the film.
We cut back to her greeting her father as he comes home from work
when they're assessing the body,
she flashes back to his funeral
and his open casket.
This is the most important memory
in terms of shaping who Clarice is,
but we don't cut to Montana
because it is so riveting
and so electric to watch her tell him this
finally and to watch her relive it himself
and say they were screaming.
It's like electric.
Imagine if we just cut to like young Clarice
lifting a lamb.
Yeah.
That would be insane.
Well, he does that Demi trick, too, with the people staring in the camera right off the camera,
which he didn't invent, but I feel like I think of him now when I see other people do it.
It's hugely influential on a lot of directors.
Yeah, after he started doing.
All right, the next scene is my, I'm just going to spoil it now, my most rewatchable.
Lecter attacks the two guards.
Incredible.
Just an unbelievable twist.
This is so well set up.
It's so fucking good from start to finish.
The elevator going to five and stopping.
shots fired, them delivering the food, the chops,
can you hide the drawings?
The music?
The music, the, uh, him handcuffing, our guy Charles Napier,
you might remember from First Blood Rambo too.
He fucked over John Rambo, now he's getting what he deserves.
And the judge from Philadelphia.
Yeah.
And he does the, he's stuck to the thing,
and Lecter's walking toward me, there's a,
ah! Ah! Ah!
just does the double scream.
And then Lector
Yeah.
He's like Lydia Tar up there.
Was he coordinated for such a great serial killer?
He didn't look like a good athlete.
I mean, his heartbeat never goes above 85?
What is it?
Yeah.
So we get, during this whole stretch,
we get a Chris Isaac cameo randomly.
Close up a Chris Isaac.
Who would be the musical equivalent of that now?
like Sean Mendez
is the FBI agent
It's like oh my God
That's Sean Mendez
It's Sturgle Simpson
We get blood in the elevator
No movement
And then we get the payoff of
The guy says in the ambulance
Pulse is 85
Like oh no
Yeah
And then here comes Lector
And we're off
This is one of the great scenes
Of the last 35 years
I think
I think this scene is why
The movie has a huge box office
Success
Because people are like
You've got to fucking see this
Like, this is amazing.
Because it catches you so by surprise.
But the whole time you're watching the movie,
you're like, Hannibal Lecter's going to go off in this movie.
Why am I even here if I'm not going to see this guy go ape shit on somebody sometime?
We're an hour in.
When is this guy going to eat somebody?
What are we doing here?
And then he does it.
There's an Ebert line in his review where he said,
if the movie were not so well made, it would be ludicrous.
You have to nail this scene for the entire movie to work.
So if it just comes off as like this crazy guy,
I'd be like, and he's eating into their face.
Yeah.
It's not going to work.
The whole film falls apart.
Can you do that pirate sound again?
Arr!
We also don't, like, we don't see Meg swallow his own tongue.
We don't see Buffalo Bill murder anyone or skin anyone.
We don't see Hannibal Lecter eat anyone,
and the only one that we see him kill are the guards.
And the only person that we see actually murdered,
like their murdered body in real time, is Jam Gum.
Like, the movie withholds.
So this one centerpiece is the whole thing.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah.
I know what's going to happen, and I'm still, like, amazed.
And then, you know, did the guards deserve it?
I guess we can get into that later.
Like, how do they...
Did the guards deserve it?
It's like...
When did that occur to you?
Literally everybody's like, don't let Lecter breathe.
Don't give them anything.
Watch out.
Don't let it to keep your eyes on them in all times.
These guys are like, oh, he wants another veal shop.
It's so weird.
Yeah.
Guys hungry tonight.
Yeah.
It's like, hide the drawings.
Okay.
It's your thing, Doc?
Like, this guy's the most scary murderer of all time.
Yeah.
Next one, it's a combo.
It's the tuck dance combined with...
Yep.
That's what it's called.
Catherine's stealing precious.
Precious.
Girl, how are you all right?
She's in a lot of pain, Mr.
She needs a vet.
hurt your dog
now how do you
as a dog lover
how do you feel about this
because that was like
a 12 foot drop for Precious
are you a dog lover
I'm an animal lover
I love all animals
I think it's shameful
and I believe
that she deserved to die
so you would go out
you wouldn't play dirty
you would be like
it's not going to be the dog
it's going to be me
I would happily play dirty
with humans
but not with animals
what did Precius do
I have some questions
about how she was able to lure
precious coming and picking nits.
Yeah, we did that later.
Yeah, I think it's shameful,
and she should spend the rest of her life
in disgrace.
Well, because she was starved at the bottom
of a well, I think she's going to carry that with her,
so she probably isn't like...
The song was
Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus.
Yeah. Incredible.
Next scene is the amazing
twist of Clarice
going to James' house,
but the FBI is raiding
what seems to be his house, but it's not his house.
It's another house.
And Clarice is just there with fucking James Gum.
Yeah.
Say, hey, you want to come in?
I think I have the number inside.
She's like, yeah, all right.
It's like, don't go in.
And they're raiding another thing.
And then, but this starts off earlier
where Catherine gets precious
and James Gum gets mad.
Don't you hurt my dog?
You don't know what it is.
it's getting super scary
and then Jody shows up
and all of a sudden he's got to put a shirt on
yeah
well she's a big
great big fat person
and
and we're just going to get super creepy
yeah
very good Mr. Moore
Matt use your phone
use my phone
put your hands in the
Clarice a little inexperienced Sean
maybe
there's a great moment
when they both realize what is happening
in this movie
where she realizes
that he is the killer and he realizes that
she is here to get him.
And it's some of the best wordless
acting you will ever see. Ted Levine's
face when he's going through the
cards and it all dawns on him
is magic. He's kind of excited. He's like,
this is good, man. We're here in the
NBA finals now and I'm ready to play.
Let's go, Clarice.
That's right. Loring a woman into his
lair is like literally his whole thing.
Yeah. It's a whole game for him.
What a bonus. Yeah.
Yeah, Clarice, I got the number.
Yeah. And that leads to the
last seen the final basement battle.
Clarice, maybe
911 before you go down in the dungeon.
I don't know.
Does she have his cell phone though?
Well, no.
He had a phone right there.
Yeah, she asked about the phone.
And we had seen her use the landline, right,
to call Crawford when he's on the plane
and she's at the neighbor's house.
Yeah, this is a classic, like, destroyed by cell phones movie.
You kind of can't do it.
It has to be in the landline era.
Yeah.
That's a part of the joy of it.
Yeah.
I would have 911 wind it.
My favorite part of this whole thing,
thing is he's like,
Catherine Martin, she's like,
oh, I'm down here.
He's like, I'll be right back.
And she's like, don't you leave me,
you fucking bitch.
That's iconic.
Like, I was going to save you.
Just called me a fucking bitch.
That's so accurate.
That's exactly what you would say.
Oh, yeah.
If someone came, they're like, just kidding,
got to go.
You'd be like, what the f?
Incredible.
That would be amazing.
She was like, okay, but be safe up there.
Hop right back.
Also, if you see the lotion,
can you toss it down there?
Kind of become dependent on it.
Very dry in here.
And that leads to the night goggles,
which just about the creepiest horror movie device
we've probably ever had.
And the foreshadowing of this movie is so, so good.
You already mentioned, like, his Polston go above 85,
even when he ate her tongue for the heart rate,
when Chilton's telling the story about him attacking the nurse.
Everything, obviously, with the pen, don't bring a pen in,
and then the way we watch him bide his time with the pen
until he's holding the pin and ready to use it.
And then here, like, when we see the trainee drill,
what did you do?
Like you didn't watch your corners, right?
And so the whole, it's not just the fact
that she's in a subterranean death layer
with a serial killer who skins women.
That would be enough, right?
But we know that she has failed this exact test before,
making your way into a room,
winding your way through terrain,
you're not ready to navigate.
And so like the terror is just supreme.
It's unmatched, really.
CR, what was Buffalo Bill's
win probability right at the end of this scene?
Was it up to like 98%?
It's high. It's like, yeah.
I think Fandle's stop taking bets, you know?
Take it off the board.
Biggest Buffalo Bill choke.
Scott Norwood's Miss Field goal.
The 13 seconds loss
to Kansas City.
Yeah.
Or Buffalo Bill almost finishing
his human skin suit and choking.
Someone should Photoshop a Mahomes jersey
onto Clarice as she's going into the picture.
Blow Bill, somehow losing again.
I'm trying to think of, you know,
we talk about, you know,
Chris Collinsworth and Tony Romo and how they might call a game,
but that's like kind of a Joe Buck moment,
I feel like, you know, where he's like,
Clarice, the gun, dead!
James Gomb is dead!
And then the last scene is great with Lecter.
I do wish we could chat longer,
but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
All right, CR, what's the most rewatchable scene?
The guards, the guards in the,
You have that too, Mel?
I think my favorite is the crying
of the Lamb's story. I love that.
You love a good narrative.
I assume you all were going to pick the escape, so
I'll go soft. I'm going with the first
Clarice Lecter encounter.
The first meeting is my favorite scene in the movie.
With Mix. Because a Mix. You're a Mix guy.
I'm a mixed guy, sure.
Multiple Sean.
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What's the most 1991 thing about this movie is our next category? I'm going to go with the
following. And feel free to throw a couple more in. Dr. Chilton hitting on Clarice right when he meets
her? Definitely 100% can't do that anymore. Hey, would you like to see the town of Baltimore? No.
Senator Martin's hairstyle
was like a very distinct early 90s.
Deborah Norwood, Tipper Gore,
Morning Today Show look.
Cereal Killer Profiling.
I don't know if we do this anymore.
I have something to say about this later.
DNA evidence not really being involved.
I'm announcing a career change for myself.
Two more.
Helping a creepy guy lug a sofa into the van.
I feel like that's not 2024, no.
but the winner is obviously Chris Isaac,
who was coming off
the Wicked Game video,
which was one of the most important
MTV videos of the early 90s,
just him riving on a beach
with some supermodel.
And it felt like he was going to be a star
for like five seconds,
right here with the close-up,
and then that was it,
the peak of Chris Isaac.
Do you think he was an unconvincing
SWAT officer?
That's why his friend is.
I thought he was convincing.
Yeah.
He was like,
dude.
What's age the best
other than a face eating
Cirok or is also a genius?
What do you guys got?
I have, I like this for Chilton
is the, I'm gonna call it the Mayor Brody trope
where there's like an obvious villain
in the movie where it's Lector and Bill,
but like Chilton's kind of like the villain
and it's kind of like Mayor Brody and Jaws
and you're like, this fucking guy.
He's gonna keep the beaches open.
God damn it.
But Jaws is the villain, but you're like,
ah, God, Mayor Brod.
You know, we did Polter Guys for the rewatcher
that's going up tonight.
And the evil land developer
is the same kind of villain in that.
Where he's like, yeah, we're just going to move the tombstones,
put the houses on there.
But the poltergeist is the villain,
but he's actually the villain.
Yeah, when children's listening in on them
and then switches the deal up, you're like,
you bastard.
Yeah.
Now, what do you have?
Oh, man, we've talked about a lot of them.
The visual framings, like, not just the way
that the characters are looking directly
into the camera, but, like, the fact
that they switched from using bars and the cell,
to using glass, so then there's always a reflection
of either Clarice or Lecter, depending
on who's looking, the music. I mean, both the
Howard Shore score and the needle drops,
incredible. The poster?
The movie poster is absolutely iconic.
I have it too. I mean, that's an incredible
one. Okay,
what about Easter eggs?
Now, we're in an IP era.
This isn't like an MCU movie,
but quietly a really good
Easter egg movie because you have, like,
you want to pause when you're watching it and say, like,
what's on the whiteboard? What's in the
notebook. You want to read the micro-fiche article about Hannibal Lecter's astonishing medical
achievements in the great city of Baltimore where he was thriving, you know? The bulletin board.
Like, that's all really fun. James Gunn's Dungeon. I was freeze-framing things all over the price
of that. Big for you. It's like, oh, leather room. The structural changes that they made, like the way
they edited down the movie and altered the movie, that's all very good, like cutting the disciplinary
hearing. Not putting that
in. Making the switch so that the
watch your corner scene isn't what opens
the movie. Good choices.
What do you have, Sean? I've just written down cannibals.
Yeah. Cannibals. I feel like this kicks off a wave
of cannibal culture. Still going.
And I feel like Army Hammer is like I'm in.
Is this movie... Let's go.
Silence of Lambs is before alive, right?
It is. Yeah.
Those poor guys.
Shout out to Craig Horlebeck. Pro cannibal.
What's Age the Best?
I like double-ending movies.
We're like, oh, the movie's over.
Oh, it's actually not over.
We have another ending.
I love murder movies where they have to put that white odor to turn
spray under the nostrils where you're like,
I wish I had that in college for some of the roommates I had.
We mentioned the single camera close-ups.
So if you notice, when they're talking to Clarice,
they look right in the camera.
When she's talking,
she's like a little bit to the right of the camera
because they went in from her perspective.
That's some fucking film school shit right there, Sean.
Thank you, Bill.
The Lester Max Mass Stretcher,
which I just loved.
Quid pro quo, Clarice.
Yeah, that's good.
I feel like that became a little bit of a,
like entered the lingo a little bit.
Fries went into the zeitgeist.
Quid pro quo, yeah.
You mentioned using clear glass
in Lecter's thing instead of bars
was really smart.
they didn't like the way the bars looked, so they messed around with it.
Night goggles, this was really the heyday of night goggles,
leading to Rick Solomon and Parasilton.
This was like phase one.
Phase two was Paraselton right after.
Then they kind of went out of style,
and then they came back in with Zero Dark 30, you know.
That's right. Yep.
And Sicoria.
Yeah.
The first person you murder is the one you covet as a theory.
Is this true, CR?
And there's lots of schools of thought on this.
With your murdering?
And then this is my favorite.
So they make Manhunter
a movie that we all love, especially
CR.
Manhunter doesn't do well in the theater.
Somehow. Michael Mann, William Peterson.
I loved it, but it did do well.
Logan Roy, as a Lecter?
Yeah, it's fucking good.
And it didn't do well.
So then they're making this movie,
and they go to Manhunter producer
Dino D. Laurentis.
And they're like, can we, can we buy the
elector rights so we can make this.
And he's like, just take it.
Doesn't get anything. It's a Hollywood producer.
It gets no juice, no points,
anything. Just gives it to them.
But the rights to this whole
franchise are all over the place.
Right. About who can mention what,
like the shows, especially, Clarice and Hannibal
had a hard time with us. They're like the X-Men.
Do you want to do the Goldman story?
You do it.
So they have a screening
for 75 Hollywood people
of a pretty much locked final cut.
And Jonathan Demi has a story.
William Goldman was there,
who's one of the great screenwriters.
Sean named his podcast after his book The Big Picture.
And he sees that he really likes it.
He calls Demi the next day and he says,
hey, it's William Goldman.
I thought the movie was terrific.
But there's one scene holding it back.
And it's this whole 12-minute scene
where Crawford gets kicked off the case.
Clarice gets kicked off the case.
and they have a hearing,
and there's this whole moment outside
with Clarice and Crawford,
which I think is online, right?
It's on YouTube.
Is it somewhere?
All the deleted scenes are...
Yeah, yeah.
And it's this whole...
And it's like the scene with Crawford
and Clarice that you feel like
there's a scene missing with them,
the whole movie, and this is the scene.
And Goldman says, take it out.
And Demi's like, what?
That's one of the biggest scenes of the movie.
Why would I take it out?
And he's like, that's what my gut's telling me.
You guys should really take a look at it.
So they screened the movie again.
They just cut the scene.
They watch it, and Goldman was right.
And they took it out.
And it was like 12 minutes,
and it made the movie,
but it's a good little movie lesson.
Sometimes you have to kill your babies,
as they say.
And by that point,
the movie is moving so fast
that when they give it to the Justice Department,
they give the case to the Justice Department
to take over,
you're like, sure.
Yeah.
Right.
They screwed up.
It's also a movie that is a perfect length
the way that it is right now.
Yeah.
It's under two hours.
Now it'd be like,
15 episodes.
It's just beyond right.
Like the Menendez Brothers was nine episodes.
I watched all night.
Just some quickie words.
We had the Fortune 3 Clap Award
for Most Giffable Moment.
I think it's Charles Napier screaming.
Isn't it Lecter doing the smelling thing?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Could be that.
It could be any Jame gum.
There's a lot of stuff.
Tuck dance?
It's got to be.
It has to be.
Yeah.
Has to be.
Crowd wants tuck dance.
You put that up on Twitter after the Celtics won the finals, right?
Tuck dance gift.
Me tonight.
Yeah.
Goodbye mavericks.
Don't applaud him.
Great Shock Order Award.
Most cinematic shots he are.
I love the angel, like the guide.
I had that too.
Also, just but that's a lot of.
work for Lecter. Did he have police?
Like, how do you...
You know, I had that in nitpicks, but we should do it now.
The guy's five feet in the air.
Five, it looks like he's on the ceiling.
It's insane. He needed, definitely had...
He definitely snuck out, went to Home Depot, bought a ladder.
Yeah. Got some rope.
It's pretty elaborate, Sean.
Also, there's only two guards, because he also gets the body on top of the elevator.
So he's got the body on top of the elevator.
And he strings the guy up.
So there were only two guards watching one of the most not...
serial killers in American history
who is being transported?
Well, people are bringing him
bloody lamb chops on demand
like personal postmates, so, you know,
it's bulking up. Lots of protein.
And Catherine Martin, you know, she's just the
junior senator from Tennessee. What are we even
doing here? Right.
You don't think she has that kind of pull?
It is kind of amazing to imagine like all the cops
on the first floor just being like, hey,
did you see Anthony Hardaway last day?
Pretty good.
Donuts last?
Worried about not hearing from Jim Pembert.
breathe for the last three hours.
Well, because he's got to open the elevator
doors, shove the guy out
so he lands perfectly at top of the elevator,
throw the gun down there so the gun doesn't roll off.
Then he's got to lift
Lieutenant Boyle up, make him
a butterfly, disembowel him.
This took like five days.
What were they doing?
If I was a detective after that,
after seeing signs of lambs, I think every
time I came across that dead buddy, I'd be like, just check
the face real quick. Right. Just
make sure it's still... Tug the cheeks. That's the guy.
right? Like, it's not, he didn't put his
face on someone else's face. I will say from
Lector's perspective, though, he's been in that
room for eight years. So
he's been cooking up some ideas. He's
like, if they ever let me out of this bitch, I'm going to do
some wild stuff. Yeah, he thought up
the face thing. Exactly. Yeah.
Through it at Miggs, Miggs was like, sounds
great. The Denna Thieves
Benny Hanna Award for a scene
stealing location has to be Buffalo
Bill's dungeon, right? Buffalo Bill
Cribs.
That's what I had.
Kid Cuddy Pursuit a Happiness Award.
I think we have co-winners
because American Girl by Tom Petty
but then Goodbye Horses.
I don't want to pick.
Two classics.
It has to be Good Bye Horses.
Right?
That's like one of the iconic
Crowd Blunts from the movie.
That's the bad, I mean, it's unbelievable.
I would also throw out hip priest by the falls
playing when they go into the basement.
And it's also like, when did Bill put this fall album on?
Like, hold on.
Clary Starlings at my door.
Let me put the fall on.
I think ERAZER and the Smith were like,
what the fuck? We're right here.
How are we not in this movie?
The Big Cahuna Burger
where best use of food or drink
has to be the ultra rare lamb chops.
I mean, come on.
His second dinner.
Those look so gross.
We rarely get to get this out.
The Brandy Booth Award for Best Performance by a Pet.
Brandy Booth was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
Really important performance in Brad Pitt's trailer.
So Precious,
this. Precious has like a real
IMDB. She was played by Darla.
Darla. Yeah. Yeah.
17 years on the earth. Big career
was in Peewey's big adventure and the
Burb and Batman returns.
Yeah.
Darla. No longer with us.
Will Darla come up in Apex Mountain?
Given that filmography?
No question.
All right. The Butch's Girlfriend Award
for the weak link of the film.
I'll save mine. Do you have one CR?
I honestly don't have a Butch's girlfriend for this movie.
All right. Do you have one, Mel?
I have two candidates.
You can have CRs. Do you?
One of them, I think, will be covered in picking Nits,
which is more about, like, the nature of the FBI investigation, and Crawford.
So I'll save that.
I...
Great movie. It's a classic.
Love it. Glad we're talking about it tonight.
The mystery box, like, puzzle nature of the...
the film is like a little, I think, comparatively clunky.
Now.
Compared to the rest of the movie.
Coming after Demi and Tom Harris.
Look deep within yourself.
There's a your self-storage in Baltimore.
Your anagrams are showing.
Hester Moffitt, the rest of me, Lewis Friend, Iron Soul Fight.
You're not an anagram lady.
No, I love an anagram.
I love a riddle.
I love a puzzle.
But I think it either needs to be like more or less of the movie.
Like Clarice is the only person who's tracking it, which is the point, right?
That's there to like heighten the bond.
So that part of it I like.
But are the viewers at home tracking this stuff, do we think?
Well, this is the best part about the movies.
You can watch it and just be like,
sure, she's figuring this out.
Or you can like go crazy and go online and be like, oh, so like in the beginning.
Because like there are a lot of people online have pointed out.
it out that the view from the
Duomo at the Belvedere.
And James lives in Belvedere, Ohio.
It's like you find, like, he's giving her the
clues the whole time.
See, C.R. just sneaking Trump in there a little bit.
A lot of people online are pointing it out.
Did you see that on truth social?
Just try to keep it low, C.R.
Do you have a week link?
Just point of order, is the week link more like a performance
or more like an issue with the story?
This is your 280th, what we watch.
Well, because Mal just threw me for a loop,
Usually it's like, it's this actress who is a piece of shit and should never appear in a film.
I hate her hair.
Next category.
I'll just remove her from Hollywood entirely.
I'll do mine.
What's that?
I'll do mine and you can decide.
So mine is also doubles as the Vincent Chase Award for, are we sure this person was good at their job?
Jack Crawford.
Oh, like, that's what I had.
This is mine too.
So go ahead.
Pick someone to talk to Hannibal the Cannibal who's only in the top quarter of her class.
Like, go with a valedictorian, Jack.
This is the scariest person in America.
Couldn't be greener.
Has no experience.
Jack Crawford, okay is a fake deal for Lecter.
Lector's a genius.
He sniffed that one out.
And when they confront him on, he's like,
ah, I thought I'd give it a shot.
Yeah.
No choice.
It's like he tried an onside kick.
Oh, I didn't think they'd be ready.
He never realizes that maybe the first victim was somebody
Buffalo Bill New, just completely
blindsided by that one. Storm's the
wrong house as Clarissa's
going to the real James Gums' house.
Terrible. And then she's so poorly
trained, even though she's in the academy.
She just wanders into the dungeon.
She doesn't wander. Dark dungeon
goes down there. What could
go wrong? There's 19 different rooms.
He could have jumped out at any time and
shot her. Jack Crawford, out.
He's like Sean McDermott
and Zach Taylor yesterday. Just
terrible job by him.
this was mine as well and the question was is jack crawford the most reckless government employee of all time
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What's age the worst?
So the sequel, Jody did not do it.
apparently there was
the original script
had Lector and Clarice
kind of got involved
Do you want me to tell you what happens?
Yeah, go ahead.
I don't want to spoil Hannibal.
No, please spoil it.
The movie's video.
The novel of Hannibal,
they offered this to Jody
and it was like a very faithful adaptation
of the novel.
And in the novel,
Lector and Clarese begin a relationship
where she has undergone
intensive psychotropic,
like she's taking LSD
and is with Lecter
and has replaced his sister
who he also was in love with when he was a child
and they have like a relationship
and they move to like Buenos Aires
and they're just together
and she was like fuck that
I'm not doing that
and then they changed the script
to make it much more palatable
and Julianne Moore did and Jody Foster
was basically like oh I would have done that
like
it has been covered Hopkins was like how much
eight?
Okay
And then they do the prequel in O2, which is an abomination, where they go backwards.
They remake Manhunter, a good movie.
Yeah.
Like, within 15 years of when Manhunter came out.
And then Hopkins is now playing himself, even though he's 11 years older, he's in a prequel with Hannibal.
So it's somehow, it's an abomination.
Morewood's age to words, the opening credit graphics.
This is just a bad time for credit graphics?
Early 90s.
Just a lot of, like, big, splashy, awful fonts.
You notice that?
I don't know you're such a font head.
It's the aesthetics.
I don't like blocking the character's faces.
He doesn't like blocking characters' faces.
He doesn't like fluids being thrown at him.
You want to do your criminal profiling thing here?
It turns out that might not work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The biggest theme in the movie, that criminal profiling and thinking it through and unlock,
no, it doesn't work.
You're saying this is a pseudoscience.
Are there any criminal profilers in the audience today?
So I don't want to denigrate your profession.
Or serial killers?
It sounds like that has, like, fallen.
The idea of you just being like, he's 30,
he has a complicated relationship with his mother
and he will unbutton his top button
is not a real thing.
During the 2024 presidential campaign,
Donald Trump repeatedly referenced Hannibal Lecter
during his immigrants are cannibals routine.
Yeah.
I'm going to throw that on what stage is the worst.
Jody's accent is, we mentioned it earlier,
but I think that has to be in there.
What else do you have?
have.
You know, it's like, you don't really see serial killers
using anagrams a lot.
And I guess this is kind of something.
It's a witchage the worst, but I kind of miss it.
It would be kind of sick to open up the paper
and be like, let's all solve this puzzle together.
It's wordle's long con.
Wordle.
There's a story, this is a wood sage word.
So they use this guy, John Douglas, who wrote
a couple good serial killer books in the 90s.
that I remember reading and really enjoy him.
But he was helping Scott Glenn out,
who played Jack Crawford.
And Scott Glenn was like,
hey, thanks for letting me in your world.
He's like, oh, you weren't in my world.
You want to see my world, I'll show you.
And he played him an audio tape of these two serial killers
doing horrible things to two victims.
And apparently Glenn listened to it for less than a minute,
and he's been scarred for life ever since.
And he never heard it.
And mentions it every time he gives an interview of this movie
that he cannot unhear the 50 seconds of terrible things that he heard.
And John Douglas is the basis of the Jonathan Groff character in My Hunter.
So then there's some transphobia stuff with this movie
that was actually a storyline when it came out.
And it's really interesting in the research
because Demi was very careful saying that the character was not transsexual
and it was somebody searching for all kinds of different identities.
but all the protests that ended up,
he was kind of heartbroken by it,
and it was one of the reasons he made Philadelphia.
And Jody Foster said,
I feel like he was really heartbroken
that he didn't make it clear enough in the film.
If there was a gnawing part of him,
I think he really did understand
where the controversy came from,
that he didn't do as good a job
as make his attentions clear
and that he would have gone back and revised it.
So the theory is that's why he did Philadelphia.
So we're going to mention that and move on.
The Ruffalo, Hannah Rubeneck Partridge,
Overacting award.
Is there overacting in this other than Charles Napier?
I think Anthony Held dials it up
a couple of times with the eyebrows and stuff.
I think Brooke Smith also, as Catherine,
you know, is she's...
Let me out of here, you fucking bitch!
That's so good.
Brooke Smith.
All right.
I would love for you to give her the note,
like, dial it down a little bit, Brooke.
I knew you're going to be murdered, but just relax.
Hold down to your seats, everyone,
because it is time.
In a word, we only give out one,
Miley Rubin is on the podcast.
Oh my God.
You people are perverts.
The Mali Rubin Award for,
Did this movie Need a Better Sex Scene?
Mal, you have the floor.
Well, I wish I had heard Chris drop the childhood incest nugget earlier,
you know, before we came on stage.
I think that if this movie had come out in the era of the web episode,
which lamentably it didn't.
The webisone?
The web episode.
The webisode. Bonus content?
Some extra features on the DVD,
marketing campaign in the lead-up to the release.
Welcome to Miggs's Masturbatorium.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
New episode every day.
That's my fantasy football name.
I can't believe you came up with that.
So it's just self-love, not like any two characters.
Solo stuff, like only-fans kind of stuff.
Yeah, I don't think this...
Sure, you think Miggs would crush on only fans?
Oh, no.
It's a pretty virile guy.
In the scene, are we seeing
Miggs do the work, or are we
seeing his fantasies?
She's still
workshopping it.
Interesting.
Take a moment with that.
Do anything in the world to have heard
Bill Goldman weigh in on like,
Jonathan, I noticed you have a webisode
about Miggs's masturbatory.
I think you should lose that.
Cut that.
Less is more.
Just the once.
Was there a better title for this movie?
No. No.
No, okay.
Miggs is masturbatory, no?
The CR thinks Luke Wilson could have been Harrison Ford.
Hotest Take Award.
Still hasn't been topped.
What do you have, CR?
Lecter's an incredible therapist.
Yes.
I mean, three sessions
completely solves the childhood trauma.
I have friends who've been at therapy for like 17 years.
They're like, I think we're really making progress.
It's just like, Lector's just like, here's who you are, here's what your dad did.
Lambs, you're good.
Now you're Elliot Ness.
You think he could have gotten a job at BetterHelp?
Just in the glass cell, just helping people.
What do you have, Mal?
Yeah, he would have thrived in the Zoom era, you know?
Oh, no question.
Remote communication.
I already gave mine.
I think that Catherine,
I know the movie hinges on her rescue.
I believe that she should have died
because of what she did to Precious.
All right. Sean?
Yeah, I also said Hopkins' Oscars fraudulent.
He should have gotten the supporting actor
and Jack Pallons should have died without an Academy Award.
Jesus.
Mine's pretty lame.
I just don't think this is Hopkins' greatest performance.
I actually think it's the father.
It's not like a horrible movie.
Bill, that take sucks.
Yeah.
That is insane.
That's why it's hot.
I think he's really good in the father.
Are you familiar with his TikTok?
Because that's actually where he's doing his best work.
Do you, have you seen this?
His web episodes.
Yeah, with his cat, who I want to, I think is named Sir Niplo, maybe.
What?
Yeah, and he posts these really incredible TikToks where he, like, plays piano with his cat.
They get millions of views.
And that is Anthony Hopkins's Apex Mountain.
This is Malz on Cat TikTok.
That's how you know about this.
Casting What Ifs.
we have some good ones here.
So,
Gene Hackman
partnered with the film studio
to adapt the novel
and he was going to direct
and play Lecter
or Crawford,
and then his daughter
read the book
and was like,
you're not fucking doing that.
Would we have gotten
Horny Hackman for this?
I can't tell.
I thought that
the story that I read
was that he partnered
with the studio
and that he was going to
produce it and stars
Crawford and that he
read Ted Talley's script
and he was like,
this is pretty violent.
Did you read the book?
Yeah, like,
You option the book to do it.
You were also in French connection.
It's a good point.
Paul Verhoven
claimed that he turned it down
and that he has a lot of regrets.
I would like to see his version of this movie.
It would have been hornier, I'll tell you that much.
Probably more Miggs.
We could have might have gotten the masteratorium.
Demi really wanted Sean Connery
for Lector and Connery turned him down.
But the good news is we get to hear CR
do Sean Connery as Lector right now.
I'm just putting you on the spot.
I know you can do it, CR.
I hate this fava beans with a nice candy.
You did it on the last pot.
It was pretty amazing.
Did I?
You did Conrad.
I don't remember anything that happened before COVID.
So Demi wanted Michelle Pfeiffer because they worked together
and married to the mob.
And as people listen to the Rue Achevals know,
she's my queen.
And she got nervous about the subject matter
and turned it down.
And I'm upset.
Michelle Fifefer is Clarice.
Yes or no?
No.
Why?
I do think it does what some people feared it would do.
And it's something that, like, for example, in the book, Crawford and Clarice have a relationship
and that he's a married man and they're having a relationship.
And if that's the story that they were going to tell,
having a more openly sexual actress like Michelle Pfeiffer might have made sense.
But the whole point of Clarice is that she's like this closed system, you know,
that she is working through the case unencumbered by all that other stuff.
So it just is a different movie.
Counter.
Have you seen her in Dangerous,
minds.
Tushay. She taught a whole classroom
how to read. Yeah.
While wearing a leather jacket. It was amazing.
Are you guys both out of
Michelle Pfeiffer's Clarice?
I'm more in on Jody Foster. It's an incredible
performance. Well, I'm always team Michelle
Pfeiffer at all times. He also
approached Meg Ryan, who turned
it down because it was too gruesome.
And then, this is weird. This was in the research.
Molly Ringwald auditioned but was deemed
too young. Who would have been
more frightening for her to act with?
Judd Nelson or Hannibal Lecter as
Anthony Hopkins is Hannibal Lecter.
So then they pushed for Jody Foster
over lowered there.
Then the only other one was Ed Harris
turned down the role of Jack Crawford
because he didn't find the role interesting.
It's not a very interesting role.
Yeah.
Counter.
Get over yourself, Ed.
It's a five- Oscar movie.
Then he did the rock.
You were the rock.
You were in the firm.
This was like,
All right.
Did you read all the other lector names, though?
I don't never know it.
They basically listed every white actor from the lady.
This is the problem with casting what is,
is that we do the research and then it's like, I don't believe that.
It's like, Kurt Russell, Dana-D-Lewis, Tom Hanks,
they just list every actor.
So you buy the Ed Harris story, but you don't buy that reportedly
Daniel Day-Lewis, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro.
Now, this is what tells me this is true.
Derek Jacoby, the famous Shakespearean actor,
and Forrest Whitaker publicly said that he auditioned for this part.
and didn't get it. Forrest Whitaker
would be a fascinating curveball
from the Hannibal Lecter that we know.
I mean, Pacino would have been amazing.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
I was having coffee with bags
a half an hour ago.
Love your suit.
Wow. Best that guy.
So is Anthony healed eligible
for this or is he Anthony healed?
He's Dr. Chilton.
He's not Anthony Healed.
He's not Anthony Heald?
There are 70 people who know his name.
Is Charles Napier or Charles Napier?
Is he that guy from Rambo and the judge of Philadelphia?
I would say he's a that guy except he appears in almost every Jonathan Demi movie.
Yeah.
He's put him in almost every movie.
So if you're like, I'm a Demi head, then he's definitely Charles Napier.
Can we go Frankie Faison here?
Kind of feel like he's Frankie Faison, though.
All right.
Because of the wire.
So Miggs was played by.
Stuart Rudin, but I don't think he's
of that guy because we've never seen him again and he may
still be in that cell.
Senator Martin was played by Diane Baker
who seems familiar, but I had no idea.
Huge TV actress. And she was
in the diary of Anne Frank when she was a kid.
Oh. But I think the winner is
Catherine Martin because she ended up on Grey's Anatomy.
Yeah. Right?
Brooks Smith. You know
who popped out to me when I watched it this time and I'd never
realized? You know, the two...
The butterfly guys? The butterfly guys? One
of those guys, Dan Butler.
Rodin was Bulldog from Frazier, the producer.
Oh, Jesus.
The other host.
He's also weird. I think he's in Manhunter, if I remember correctly.
He's like in the FBI office and manager when Farina's like, get me a chopper, that one.
So he got to be in both.
Dionne Waiters is pretty boring because Buffalo Bill's going to win.
But we also have Miggs.
We have Catherine Martin.
We have Chris Isaac.
We have the two butterfly experts.
and we have FBI weird super thin mustache guy.
Oh.
What's up of that mustache, CR?
Would you test that one out?
I've been trying since COVID.
I can't get a cold.
How do you shave that?
I can barely shave this that's on my face right now.
He just has this long line mustache?
How do people do that?
I'm always so envious when people can shave well like that.
Anyway, Buffalo Bill is our easy, easy winner.
Recasting Couch Director or City?
I don't know if I would change anything in this movie.
Well, it's in so many cities, too.
But they shot mostly in Pittsburgh.
I find that in raging,
that it's largely set in Baltimore,
but filmed in Pittsburgh. What the fuck?
Slapping the face of Baltimore.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
All right.
Tony Romo,
Chris Collinsworth,
or someone else
for the director's commentary?
Who do you have, CR?
I'll do Collinsworth.
I did the work this time.
I've been watching some.
Collinsworth tape, watched a YouTube compilation called
Listen to Chris Collinsworth glazed Patrick Mahomes for six minutes.
Oh, my, get some story, this guy, multiple migs.
Here he goes, lying prone, and I'm thinking, take the sack.
No, I'll throw a touchdown instead.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Who do you have, Mal?
I mean, I always like to go with Romo,
mostly because I hope I'll get to hear Chris impersonate Romo
saying, gantey.
Oh.
Come on.
If it was Romo, it was going to be like,
he's going to tuck it in, Jim.
He didn't want to go to Anthrax Island, Jim.
Here's the question.
It's good, my horse sister's playing, Jim.
Oh, Q Lazarus, you know.
Watch Q Lazarus.
When are you going to,
introduce Brady into the mix.
It's too boring.
Too boring.
My pick for this was
Dorisberg.
And not just because Zach Lois here.
Shout out to Zach Lois. Somewhere in there.
This torture genius was waiting for
a size 14 to climb into his
van for weeks, Mike.
Months and months of hard work
sewing a human skin suit and it's
all paying off.
I see you, Mr. Gum.
Doris.
Any picks Sean or should we move on?
I think you should consider putting Joe Buck in
for the five word descriptions of scenes.
Miggs!
Ejaculet! Touchdown!
Bill, you don't want to do
Belichick from one of his eight pods?
Oh, my God.
He's going to be coached Jacksonville
in about a week.
All right, half a century
research. Just some quick ones.
The lector mask was created by a guy in Jersey
named Ed Cuberley
who made masks for an HACL goal.
goalkeepers.
Oh, wow.
And they were like, let's get this goalie guy in Jersey.
He's like, I got you.
Buffalo Bill's House is in Periopolis, Pennsylvania.
Verve it?
No.
No.
Went up for sale in August 2015 for $300,000, and you guys aren't going to believe this,
but it sat on the market for a year.
Not a lot of takers.
Yeah.
It sold for $195,000.
$1,000 in 2016.
You like living there, CR? What is it like?
Yeah.
I think you have to account for mortgage rates at that point, though.
But I watched a YouTube video of a guy who does guided tours through the house,
and he has a Buffalo Bill t-shirt.
He's like, Buffalo Bill is my favorite movie character ever.
And I was like, I mean, you're committed to the bit, man.
I hope they let him keep doing tours there forever.
So Gums' penchant for skinny as victims and crafting a human suit.
came from Ed Gein.
And keeping victims in a pit in his basement,
that came from Gary Hednick.
So shout out to those guys.
Some Catherine Martin stuff.
Brooks Smith gained 25 pounds to become a size 14
and then became actual buddies on the set with Ted Levine.
And they hung out all the time
and Jody used to make Patty Hearst jokes about them
because they were hanging out.
And then years later, the prop lady dropped off the ball.
bottle of lotion with a note that
said it puts the lotion on its skin, it does this
whenever it's told, Jay Gum.
That would fucking scare the hell
out of it. Yeah. Super
creepy and weird. Like, honestly, can you imagine?
So then
Lieutenant Boyle's body hanging
from the cell was inspired by the work of
painter Francis Bacon.
I know he's excited.
And then the final scene...
The last scene...
The next... Final scene was filmed on North
Bimini Island, Bahamas.
That's where Lector was.
Okay, Apex Mountain.
Yeah.
Sean, Demi?
Where'd you go Philadelphia?
It's got to be because he wins best director in this movie as a smash hit.
But this is a better movie than Philadelphia, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's this.
Hopkins, yes.
Yes.
Or the TikToks with the cat, one or the other.
Or the father, apparently.
Yeah.
That's a great movie.
Father's a good movie.
You just got to get in touch with their feelings.
It's silence with the lambs.
we're not doing the father rewatchables.
It's amazing in the father.
Serial killer movies, Apex Mountain?
I was going to say, yeah.
I would say, I mean, you could make...
What's the competition?
Seven?
Seven.
Oh, Zodiac.
Yeah.
Stepping on my programming for later, bro.
Jody Foster?
I think Jody Foster's Apex Mountain
is in this most recent season
of True Detective when she and
Christopher Eccleston are fucking on the
desk in the hotel room and he's about to come and she screams,
don't you dare.
Sadly, I knew where that was going
14 seconds ago.
That is definitively
not her apex mouse.
Q Lazarus, definitely.
I didn't even
That wasn't an heavy rotation for you for this.
Poodles?
Oh, wow.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Poodles.
I'm trying to think of another one.
Best and Show?
Best and Show.
Best and Show. That's good.
Great call.
Disemballing anept security guard.
Have we ever done better?
I definitely think it's Apex Mountain
for wearing another guy's face, right?
Yeah, okay.
But not for like...
All right.
What is it?
It's Texas chainsawed mask.
You're right.
What about Mission Impossible?
But he doesn't take...
Face off?
Face off.
Are you really...
Are you wearing it when it's been stitched
into your body, I don't know.
Yeah, it's more like you're wearing it as a brief.
I mean, face off it was the title of the movie
in the entire plot.
But it's not like a hat in that movie, you know?
They're going into surgery.
Chris Isaac definitely.
Butterflies?
Wait, wait, wait. Chris Isaac?
You think this is his apex mountain?
Well, it's coming off the wicked game.
He's got this.
He's got an agent and a manager.
He just bought a house.
It's feeling great.
It's like you're dating Helena Christensen
and you're in the biggest song in the world.
It's like you're going to be a SWAT guy
in this movie.
Yeah, it's like, this is going to lead to more stuff, Chris.
Just do the part.
Scott Gwynneau, butterflies?
Crazy Town song, Butterfly.
It's a lot.
Come my lady, come, come, my lady.
Sort of a mixed anthem.
Yes.
Good stuff.
Francis Bacon, homages?
For sure.
I say yes.
How about if somebody,
if you're eating dinner and somebody who is lamb chops extra rare,
you think of this movie and then assume that they're also
murder. Is this Apex Mountain for lamb chops?
Yeah, I think so. Ted Levine
definitely, night goggles.
It's this or
Rick Solomon in the finals? I don't know.
Probably this.
Oh.
Oh, Jurassic Park. It's a really good feedback.
Good crowd.
The tuck dance, definitely, and then...
It's so close to the tuck rule
every time you see it. I imagine Brady
going like that.
Wouldn't it be such a good touchdown celebration?
though, if someone like did the
talk dance? You know if like
Jamar Chase just dropped that next Sunday?
Wouldn't that be incredible?
I can't believe Kyle Hamilton
ran that all the way back. He's doing the tuck dance.
Oh, no.
He's chucking it in.
The 1979
Dodge tradesman maxi van.
Yeah. That was
James' car. Yeah.
I'm going to say it picks about for that.
Cruise or Hanks for
Lector? Polarizing
category every time we do it. This is obviously Cruz, right? I think Cruz can play every
male part in this movie, convincingly.
All right, let's just talk this out. Okay. Yeah.
We're trying to win Oscars. We're trying to win the Big Five. You're telling me this movie's
better with Tom Cruise, an actor that I love, who I think leads for most rewatchable movies
right now, is it him or Pacino? I think it's Cruz. I think Cruz has had the most.
You're buying him as Hannibal Lecter.
Tom Cruise
America's uncle
Tom Hanks
or ice cold weirdo
Tom Cruise
whom I love
Yeah
What do you think about
I think Hanks would be a great
Crawford
That makes the movie
Like better
Right
Because he's wonderful
Crawford
I do believe
that Cruz would have
played a compelling
Miggs
Chris
All right so we're going
Cruz
Cruz is prep for Miggs
would be unbelievable.
That would be a web
episode. It's like the nine
months getting ready.
I like your cruise could play every meal part
in the movie take. That's strong.
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Racehorse, rock band,
wrestler of fantasy team name.
I'm going to give you lotion in the basket.
Yes, that's the pick.
Tuck dancers.
Desperately random or Jane Gumballs?
Well,
but what about goodbye horses?
What about Hester Moffitt?
Hester Moffitt's a great racehorse name.
So what's the best?
It's lotion in the basket.
TuckDance is the best racehorse name possible.
Here comes TuckDance!
Yeah.
Can I add a little something to that category?
One last thing I would add to it is
best name you would want to check into a hotel with.
I thought Lewis's friend would be an amazing hotel name.
Lewis Friend.
Yeah, the fake name that he gives.
Now you guys know how to find Sean out on the road.
Yeah.
Max rewatchables live.
All right, we're in the home stretch here,
and this is the best part because we're going to pick some nits.
So, you got, I have a bunch.
C.R., give me one.
Chilton's got like 600 rules for going to meet Lecter.
And then when he goes down there, he's just like,
what's the sharpest thing that I am holding?
I'm going to make this great deal with Catherine Martin's mom,
and I'm going to get a promote,
and then he just leaves the pen.
Yeah.
It's just like, you would just be like,
do I have the pointy object
that I brought into this.
So that always drew me crazy.
And then obviously, like,
helping people move couches
just if your best friends
doesn't happen anymore.
So, like, you would not help a guy
in a cast at night,
pick up a couch and put it in the day.
With nobody around?
With nobody around.
What do you got, Mal?
So the idea is
Buffalo Bill is starving his victims
for three days
to loosen the skin.
I don't understand.
then why he's feeding Catherine.
She says it's scraps, but
like she needs that bone to lower precious.
Why does she have any food? The whole point
is that he's starving her. This doesn't
make any sense. It's a great point.
I have no counter. I'm trying to come over
the counter. I can't. Yeah, there's
just throwing like almonds down there or something.
She has like a tray of barbecue
on her lap. It's just scraps.
I only had one chicken wing, one thigh,
some mashed potatoes.
It's what did cornbread? It's absurd.
The moths.
do have some notes here for just our investigators
in general.
Nobody, until Clarice
spots a mo, a
cocoon in the throats of
the victims? Nobody?
What kind of shoddy work are they
doing? The guy also was the funeral
parlor organist. I mean, he was, you know,
spread pretty thin. Double duty.
He had
killed five victims already. There are
newspapers everywhere. Nobody spots a
moth in the throat. This is absurd.
The fact that every
has a different part of skin removed, right?
We've got the arm peeled.
We've got the back.
Nobody's thinking human suit?
I just think you should.
It's just not, the distance between the two points is not that far.
Clarice can solve any anagram but somehow can't piece together.
Back, arm, knee.
What about everybody else?
She's the one who finally figures it out.
At least nobody else at the fucking FBI figures out he's making a suit out of the skin.
Nobody?
I have some big ones for the escape.
Yeah. Yes.
First of all, this is the most notorious criminal in America.
So dangerous, he's on his own floor of this building.
No cameras?
It's like $20 to buy one long security camera.
The fucking two security guards had one job.
Just one.
Just deliver them the food and don't get killed.
They lose.
And then, and this is, the worst of this is,
Shawshank when he exchanges
his shoes and the suit with the Warden
and he's seven inches taller than
the Werdin. Like, it's just...
But Lector just fitting into
cop number two's clothes
perfectly and his face.
What are the odds, honestly?
Like, 10 to 1?
Just the guy's a perfect fit.
Some elegant surgical work getting that
face off cleanly. How did he do that?
What do you do it with? Yeah, he went...
It seems like he went around and up.
Yeah. Yeah, he's got that guy's
little switchblade. But this...
I've done this before.
You're like just writing this off.
You're like, oh, well, they had a knife.
And then how does he hang them up?
We talked about,
Lieutenant Boyle's five feet up in the air somehow.
He's got no help.
Well, he's a genius, so I assume he understands, like, vectors and force and things like that, right?
That part I was actually okay with.
The paramedics.
Yeah, the paramedics, medical professionals.
Now, I am not a medical professional.
They can't, they're, like, duped by the fake seizure.
and the idea, the premise of facial lacerations,
they can't tell this is a completely alive, fine, healthy person?
Like, what?
I'll go one step further.
So Hannibal Lecter is one of the world's great psychologists
and great thinkers about the human mind,
and he's presented as somebody who can potentially help the case
just by understanding the profile of a killer.
But it turns out that he just knew the guy?
Yeah.
What the fuck are the odds of that?
Right.
This is my criminal profile
and kind of went downhill.
He was like, yeah,
I treated this guy as a patient once.
He was weird.
I never forgot him.
He's in my Orioles chat room.
What kind of a mystery is that?
We talked about the wing bucket trick
to snatch precious.
They don't show it.
It seems pretty,
I don't know, dogs,
especially small dogs,
are pretty skittish.
You really have to pull that bucket
with enough force.
I just wanted to see it,
I guess.
All of a sudden,
the dogs in the dungeon,
and it just seems like a miracle.
You've got to get the dog scene back in there.
You should have done Collinsworth with Catherine pulling the dog in.
Miggs died by swallowing his own tongue, which if you researched this,
which sadly I had to, I'm probably going to get a virus.
But it's impossible to do.
Your body, you physically can't swallow your own tongue.
So we had to cut his own tongue off and then choke on it.
Your Google history for this prep was,
can you swallow your own tongue and how do you make fake cum?
And how do you throw your come
was another thing I Google.
Okay.
My two biggest nitpicks, though.
So Lecter wants Kianti with liver and fava beans, right?
Yeah.
Are you about to break out a wine pairing on us?
Is wine guy about to log on?
Wine guy's here, everybody.
Oh, wow.
Terrible choice.
I researched this, and he,
should have said something sweeter,
like a Zinfandel, a Shiraz,
a cotorone.
Kianti, not a good choice.
I feel like Lector's a little fraudulent
with throwing around the wine.
This is before sideways,
so do you think, like, the American palate
that was kind of a little more primitive back then?
You don't put Kianti with liver.
Terrible job by Lector.
And then this is the one that gets me the most.
Lecter's just completely offended
by Miggs's cum-throwing.
This has violated some sort of
human behavior rule for him.
His name is Hannibal the cannibal.
He literally eats people.
And he's like, ah, the cum throwing, I don't know.
Miggs.
Really offensive.
Gotta have a code, you know?
He just thought it was rude.
Again, he's a cannibal.
Anything else, but we move on?
Did Buffalo Bill know that he had captured a senator's
daughter?
If you're a criminal mastermind, that's kind of a broad target.
He didn't turn on the TV and was like, oh, shit.
But I think that does speak to like when Cleary shows
up like I think he wants the notoriety.
It's kind of like Red Dragon and Manhunter.
Oh, so you think he got the Cliffs. What's that?
I think he did it on purpose. Yeah, he was doing it for clicks.
You know, like, yeah. Wow.
Engagement farming. Buffalo Bill.
Any other nipicks?
Sequel, prequel, prestige TV,
all black cast are untouchable as the next category.
Well, we've had a prequel. We've had a sequel.
We've had two TV series.
Hannibal and Clarice. I didn't even remember
the Clarice TV series. I watched a couple of Clarice episodes.
Who was in that?
I can't remember.
It was on CBS.
Fucking Miggs, nothing.
Yet.
Nothing.
Coming this fall on Apple TV.
Buffalo Bill prequel, nothing.
Or watching story.
All right, is this movie better
with Wayne Jenkins, Danny Traos,
Sam Jackson, J.T. Walsh,
Byron Mayo,
Harling Mays,
Evil Lafey, Ramon,
or Philip Baker Hall.
I mean, it's definitely better
with Byron Mayo.
What do you got, Sierra?
But if, if, if,
Wayne was to do this.
I'm sorry to my wife.
I was working with Super Seed Tosser.
You're spreading it around like Philip Rivers.
There's going to have you swallowing your tongue
for a long fucking time, big boy.
Oh, man.
And, you know, it's meaningful
because of the Baltimore connection.
Yeah, we had to do Wayne for Baltimore.
Just one Oscar.
Who gets it, John?
Can only hand out one.
I thought long and hard about this.
and I went with Jody Foster.
Really?
Yeah.
Over Demi.
Over Hapkins.
This is also, this is the year of JFK.
And I think there's a case for JFK and Best Picture.
But I don't think there's a case for anybody else in Best Actress.
And I think this is Jody Foster's best performance ever.
That's a random?
She's amazing in film movies.
She's great.
She's great.
Quality.
What do you have, Mal?
Hopkins.
The guy who did the font.
I would do move.
What's that?
Movie.
Best picture.
Yeah.
Probably in answerable questions.
Oh, boy.
Was Miggs his first name or his last name?
Oh, yeah.
So I'm going to give you some choices here.
Was he Miggs Robinson?
Yeah.
Or was he like Johnny Miggs?
Johnny Miggs is amazing.
Miggs, like Brooks Robinson.
Yeah.
No.
Miggs Jackson.
Would you go first name or last name for Miggs?
What if it's just a nickname?
Oh.
Like his name is like Miguel?
Or what if it's more just like Prince or like Madonna?
He's one name?
Yeah.
Like Beyonce?
Like the boss.
Yeah.
He's just Miggs.
Like Bionze.
His births is a Bix.
He's Miggs.
Lector was a genius who loved eating people.
Yes.
Maybe he was on to something.
Cannibalism.
What?
The high-acian.
cute people are doing it.
This is...
Which is the unanswerable question.
Why, he's a genius.
Why would he like to eat people?
Maybe he knows something.
So the question is, are we sure
cannibalism is bad?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
What do you have for unanswerable?
I just was curious, like, how Bill got into Q Lazarus
in the fall and stuff.
Like, it just seems like he wouldn't have time
to become a really discerning music fan.
He's at a record store in Ohio.
I am.
I'm not trying to gatekeep, but I'm just curious.
Yeah.
Do you have any?
Okay, I'm curious.
This one's for you before I get to some of my others.
Opening scene, we're at the Quantico training course.
We passed a sign.
It says, hurt, agony, pain, love it.
How long did it take you to realize this would be your management style?
Hurt, agony, pain, love?
Pain, love it.
Hurt, agony, pain, love it.
The triangle there.
It's pretty good.
Did all of Buffalo Bill's victims have cats?
Because when when Clarice goes to Frederica's house, there's a cat.
And obviously we know that Catherine had a cat.
So did everyone have a cat?
So Jane, anti-cat guy?
But like animal lover, canonical animal lover because of precious.
So I'm wondering if everybody else had a cat.
As a Baltimoreian, I'm curious, what do we think lector-paired children?
with when he had his friend for dinner.
Little dusting of old bay.
Yeah.
You know, mixed with some jumbo lump, a little crab cake, paired him with a natty bow.
Yeah?
Slice him into a pip beef sandwich.
Well, we know he's probably in Haiti, so it might have been more of a creole recipe or something like that.
Got to honor their time together in Baltimore, right?
No.
How long do you think it took Pilch and Roden to get fired for workplace misconduct?
Oh, my God.
The moth guys?
Oh, the moth guys?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think literally everyone got fired at the end of this.
What do you think Lector has said to Miggs to get him to swallow his own tongue?
There's incredible Reddit threads about this.
Like, stunning detail about him diving into Miggs's psyche.
Yeah, but I don't know what he did, but after four hours, Biggs was like, I'm fucking killing myself.
This guy's, he's in my head, I can't take it.
He's just in the next cell.
What could Lector have done?
It's just talking.
Talking, talking.
Chris, do you think Senator Martin got reelected?
I mean, she's really got a narrative now.
She's got a story she can tell the electorate.
For sure.
When I found my daughter.
All right, this is the big one.
Did Catherine Martin keep precious?
Mal goes, no.
No.
All right, what's the case?
We see her carrying precious out.
She lured that animal into a death pit and broke its leg.
she shouldn't be allowed to keep that dog.
Oh, so you think the dog services take the dog away?
I hope so.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's my pick for, like, what happened the next day
is Precious finally finds a loving, nurturing home.
Honestly, Bill seemed like a good caregiver.
Yeah.
Lots of room.
Lots of room in the subterranean basement.
I love Precious.
I have one answerable question.
Yeah.
Did Buffalo Bill invent Pinterest?
Because if you look on the wall,
walls.
He's got a lot of materials,
a lot of inspo, but in particular
he's got these polaroids
of strippers sitting on his
lab, and he's clearly
using the stripper's bodies
as his design inspiration
for his skin suit.
And fast forward, 15, 20 years,
this is a great digital business.
Yeah. He was on something.
Way ahead of his time.
Best double feature choice
has to be manhunter, right? I got manhunter, yeah.
I had Zodiac.
Oh, man, you're really going for a dark four and a half hours.
A hardcore procedural thriller.
Jesus.
Some anagrams.
The Indian Red Zawanna Award, what happened the next day?
So I had, so you had precious gets taken by dog services.
I had Lecter 8, Dr. Chilton, and then headed on over to Epstein Island because it's very close to North Femone.
I had a great time there.
What do you have, Sean?
Clarice and Jack Crawford start a family.
You think they end up together?
really eyeing her in that final scene.
Yeah.
You know, he's like, I'll see you around.
I think she starts dating the moth guy.
I think she's like, you know, and I need somebody a lot.
Butterfly guy?
Yeah.
No.
Pilch?
No.
I want more for Clarice than pilch.
That's upsetting.
You can find out that she dates Hamble Lecter, so we're trying to find it like a
happier ending.
You know, they had a real spark, at least.
What piece of memorabilia would you want from this movie?
I would give you the following options.
I really thought about this.
Oh, go ahead.
This was hard.
Well, I'll give you.
And if I left out anything, tell me.
The lector mask.
Yep.
Two masks, by the way.
You could have both.
I'm going to throw two for one special.
So it's one mask that kind of squished his nose.
It looked uncomfortable.
The night goggles.
Great one.
Break those out.
Great one.
The bottle of lotion.
Yeah.
The drawing of Clarice holding the lamb.
Ooh.
Go right over the fireplace.
Not weird at all.
Just don't ever comment on it.
sort of just like, what is that?
And then I got the
the Lieutenant Boyle Game Muse Murder Nightstick.
Oh, man.
That's good.
Great one.
Those are my five. What else?
It's hard to make this memorabilia,
but I would love to have one of the fake towns
that the FBI gets to practice in
so that I could just like reenact heat for fun.
Great one.
A little moth cocoon.
That's what I was thinking of too.
That's a great one.
Ooh, that's a good one.
What about the paste you put under your nose, Bill?
You already said that's what you want.
I feel like you can get that on Amazon.
Probably.
You should Google that.
Are you getting, if you pick the lotion, do you get the basket, too?
Like, is it a two for one?
Yeah.
I'll throw in the basket.
That sounds great.
I think that's the pick.
I don't know if you guys know about this prop store.com, but they literally have all this shit now.
So you can just bid on this.
The Shawshank Bible went for $450,000.
What?
All bets are off.
Where do you keep it?
I didn't get it.
He keeps it in Buffalo Bill's house that he also bought.
I will say for a song, yeah.
I did look at the prop store, and you could see what they had in the previous auctions,
and they had one of the Dirk Digler paintings from Boogie Nights,
and I was like, fuck.
Absolutely would have had that in my house.
The Coach Finstock Award for Best Life Lesson.
I have one, but do you, what do you guys have?
Never help somebody move furniture.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Don't help a creepy guy moving stuff.
stuff into a van. It's a no for me.
Told my daughter,
like, if you learn anything from this movie,
let that be it. And then who won the movie?
Who do you have, CR? I have Hopkins.
Same.
To me as well.
You just gave Jody Foster the Oscar.
She deserves the Oscar, but Hopkins wins
the movie. It makes him an iconic character.
It makes him, like, a huge, bankable actor
in Hollywood. Jody Foster had already won an Oscar
at this point. But Hopkins, as you said, his movie career
was not really in a great place.
And we're still talking about his performance to this day.
People still imitate it and still people
reference it. And the Pat
Radley's slick back hair. That's right. He invented
that. It's another one. I was thinking about
doing that tonight, but it's a little creepy.
All right, we've come to an end
unless there's any other... Did we hit
everything? I feel like we did.
Did you want CR to do any
Buffalo Bell or no?
All right, that's it.
Wingrow and tuck dance. It's great
legacy. Yeah.
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All right, before we go here, Bill wanted me to jump in and give my quick review of this movie.
Also wanted to promote the YouTube channel.
You can watch this live show on YouTube.com slash ringer movies right now.
We did it in New York at the Music Box Theater on Broadway.
Super fun, amazing venue.
Check it out on YouTube.
And stick around for Scary Month on the Rewashables.
I think we have three more, two more, three more movies.
But Silence of the Lambs is a movie that I love very much. I've seen it a ton. And by that, I mean,
probably like five times. This was one of the first quote-unquote prestige movies I ever saw. I think I
saw this in high school. And I remember thinking that this was the most complete movie I had ever
seen. I finally understood. I was like, oh, this is what happens when everything is clicking on all
cylinders. No flaws. This movie was perfectly tight in my eyes. Jody Foster, Anthony Hopkins. Those performances
were two of the best I'd ever seen.
And I was unfamiliar with Jonathan Demi at the time.
I am not a horror guy.
I've said that before on the show.
I'm struggling through Scary Month,
although it's been pretty nice.
Poltergeist than this.
What I like about this movie,
and it falls so closely in another genre
that I love very much, which is the thriller.
I don't love movies like The Conjuring
or something like The Exorcist,
supernatural horror, stuff that is incredibly gory.
I like things that are a bit more grounded
and rooted in the real world,
which is why a movie like,
Silence of the Lambs is so appealing to me. Same with the movie like The Shining. Movies that
feel grounded in reality made by a prestige director, I think is actually one of the best and
most fulfilling genres to watch because it really elevates it to the next level. Not saying
that certain films like Saw and other scary movies don't have their own qualities that people
really like, but why I like these types of films, the thriller, is you can see a genre that
typically isn't associated with prestige
autour directing and storytelling and craftsmanship.
You get to see them really flex those muscles with this type of genre,
which is the most appealing thing to me,
and it's why I love movies like Silent for the Lambs and the Shining.
It definitely opens a whole new bucket of movies for me to get interested in.
It's also less than two hours, ding, ding, ding.
And this movie has aged really well,
and we'll continue to age well, I think,
mainly because it's so clever in avoiding any real moments of gore or violence.
Because of that, it's less susceptible to the usual criticisms of why a movie hasn't aged well.
You watch something like the original Halloween and whatever you think about that movie,
which it's great.
But, I mean, it's inarguable to say that the Michael Myers' violent murder scenes have an aged well.
It's just the truth.
You can't avoid that stuff.
So that's where this movie really succeeds and it will last because of that, I think.
It also shows that you don't need to show that stuff if you don't want to.
You can still make a terrifying and suspenseful movie.
So there you go.
That's my incredibly earnest review.
Like I said, you can watch this on YouTube at ringer movies.
YouTube.com slash ringer movies.
And yeah, we will be back next week with another scary movie.
God help me.
