The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S1E11 (February 9, 2002)

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

The show ran between September 2001 and May 2002 before Gervais and Merchant went on hiatus to film the second series of ‘’The Office’’. Initially, Pilkington’s on-air presence was relatively minimal compared to what it would become. Gervais and Merchant only occasionally called for Karl to weigh in with his thoughts, while the two mostly talked to each other, with the “links” between songs comprising only about 30 minutes of the show’s 2-hour run time.As Pilkington’s personality moved to the forefront, the talk portion of the show expanded to roughly an hour per 2-hour broadcast. While the show relied largely upon a stream-of-consciousness format, Pilkington made attempts to keep things more conventional by insisting on running contests and airing pre-recorded segments and regular “features”.

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What's it speeding up, is it towards ten past two. Shut up. Ricky Jemais obviously. With him Steve Merchant. Yeah and Carl Pilkins. Let's not forget Carl. Carl the K-man. He's growing on people now. People love him. People are thinking oh God. Oh he's too much now going they love him. Like the same as you I mean they still think you think you they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. I they're. I they're. I'm. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'm. I'm the too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm the the the the the the the they're they're the the they're. I'm. I bit too much but I mean they love Carl you know but I shouldn't say that because you know rock your confidence. Exactly exactly yeah yeah yeah I know I am a man of nerves in sorry I'm side track Rick because I'm looking on the internet here on the website for XFM yeah because I was well partly bored but also I was looking on the other day you know that's no no no no I said there and there were some people commenting on the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the to the the to the the to the the to the to to to to the to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I I I I th I th I th I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I theeee. I th on there, I'm trying to find it, I don't want to misquote them. Basically, as far as I remember, they said that we knew even less about the music than the

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Low fidelity, because you went, low fidelity. I was doing me, I was doing you're a DJ. You're a touch too much, look at him, listen to him, crinchling his little crinchling? You're not crinchling your jammer cakes, are you? He got some going out on air. No one knew. I bet you're one of those people in cinemas that think you're being really quiet eating a bag of crisps. Aren't you? Do you go to cinemas? I haven't been for a bit, actually. What do you do, Carl? to, Carl, you? What would you do to occupy your time? Uh, like...

Your hobbies, for instance. Might get a video out from Prime Time. Right? What, what, what, what, would you enjoy that or would it just be a chore for you? No, no, I think, things like that. You really hate doing that. That's when you really switch off and you forget all your problems and stuff. Why you haven't got any problems? You haven't got any problems Carl? You don't know that I put on a face when I'm with you. You're wearing a mask. Are you crying inside? This is you being the happiest you can be you're like

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Steve was thinking, he's not that ugly. Here we go, we were laughing Carl. Can we focus focus, t, t, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. there, there, there, thereen, thereen, thi, thi, thi, theree, theree, thereen, thereen, th. th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. W, th. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. the. the. the. the. thean, thean, thean, thean, thi. thi. thi. thi. Can we focus on one person at a time, Rick, please? Let's destroy him, friend. Oh God, tell them what you said to me when that record was playing about the Jeffacac... He handed it, he's bought some Jaffa Cakes, he was lovely, he went across the road and he handed the Jaffa Cakes, thanks very much. And then what did you say? of the illness because it's not funny but um they cure cancer. Jaffa cakes cure a cancer? Not like fully.

Right, they just go some way to help him. Yeah, do you know, um, it'll sort of help. If you've got it, you can't say right, get me a load of Jaffa cakes. Right. But I think it sort of puts a bit of a stop to it if you haven't got it. Do you know what I mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean I mean I mean I mean, I mean, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi the the thi. It's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thia thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's, thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's ty. It's ty. It's tya-a'''-a'-a'-a'-a'-a'-a'-a'-a'-a'-s. It's just just just just just just tha-a puts a bit of a stop to it if you haven't got it. Do you know what I mean? It's like having vitamin tablets. Is this medically agreement? Should we get Dr. Fox down here to confirm that? Like, I can't, I actually can't cope. You're just, play a record, play a record.

Can I just, if anyone has ever survived cancer, the orange thing in it. And then he read, he tried to read it, he said, I wonder if it's, and he tried to read out this scientific name. I love him. It's great, isn't it? Yeah, really good. I think I was really good. Yeah. Because I always had a problem with Gomez before because it always sounded like they were trying

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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, dear. We've got one of those. Oh, dear. We've got the other one he let me have it so he's got no award in his house at all. Can I um you can borrow it? I don't know if you I don't know who you talking to someone I spoke to Richard Wilson from one foot in the grave I spoke to him yeah I've sacked him yeah but he said to me like could I to do a nice go but he said to me he he could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could the he he he he he he he he he could he he he could he he he could he he he could he could he could he to to to to to he could to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to he could could could I to he could I to he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the the the the the the the the the th the the tho he the the the the the the tho the the the to to to to to to to to to to to come in as a cleaner and go I don't believe it and he looked at me like like why have you said that

or why have I brought that? I felt so I felt so I so wanted to apologize. I'm sorry. We know we know it's wrong to do that. I don't know why I said it? We know do it. Do we think no it's different for me? Exactly. I'm in the business. I do do a do a do a do a do a do a do a do a do a do a do a do a do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do a new I do a do a do a new. I do I do a do do I do do do do do do I do. I do. I do a do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do a do a that. I do a new. I do a new. I do a new. I do a that. I do a new. I do a that. I do a that. I do a that. I do a that. I do a that. I do a that. do a that. I do a that. I do a that. I'd go, you know that's the best I don't believe it comments I've ever heard. I don't know what I was thinking. Oh why did you? Oh you didn't tell me that? I know I felt ashamed I felt really ashamed. I was a little bit drunk I wasn't thinking straight. Oh no no. I saw a friend of mine who said uh who was it was he said he was watching it was a sports cast was it was a commentator and he was he he he he he he said he said he said he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was a he he was a he he was a he was a he was a he was a he was a he was he was a he was a he was a he was he was a he was he was he was he was he was he was he was was was was he was was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was a he was a he was a he was a he was a he was a he was a was a was a was a was a was a was a sports. he was a was a was a was a was a was a was a was a was a was a was a s. he was a was a was a was a was a he was a was a was a sports. he was a he was a was a he. he was a sports cast, it may have been Formula One racing or something like that. And he was right, there was a commentator and he, you know, the commentator's got to keep talking all the time. And he was, yeah, and there's the team there, oh good to see so and so and so, he saw, and it cut to Richard Wilson in the audience and he went, and the blo He knew he had to say it there, but he couldn't even name all the character. That's fantastic. And there's one foot in the grave.

Oh dear. That'd be brilliant. And there's the office. I don't know. What, you're putting us alongside one foot in the grave? What's it's been going like 10 years and one of us? and all this, you're putting us alongside, it beat us, Steve, get over it. It beat us in the comedy awards. No, I was just saying that you're an identifiable face if you're at a Formula One event, you know, old, grumpy.

One foot in the grave. Yeah, one foot in the grave, exactly. Anyway, Carl, any thoughts before we move on? On anything we've said so far. Well I'd like to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play the to play to play the to play to play the to play the to play the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. I. I. I's, you. I's, you're, you're, to. I. I'm, to. I. I'm, thoo. I. I'm. I'm, th. I'm. I ready for not yet I'm just saying what do you know his dad is Declis McMannus no Declis mucclan McManus it was a big bandleader in the 50s or something was he no it was in the whites lemonade ad oh oh was he oh no it's so much do with that good so so we're catering there to the audience listening who are 50 and a about I don't am the target audience.

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French do it but it doesn't make sense we just literally did the word go on the word I can't believe you remember this. Tresfois coaxe, le the derail, among chante, bonjo, estimel tum, so the French. That's the only French you now, isn't it? It's not even French! We just did it word for word, it doesn't make any sense. Can you say another word for than that? Is there anything else you learn at school that you can remember word for word? No? Nothing? No? The Shah is the mule of your honor. I don't just mean French, I mean anything.

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It's a cougain the carry you off in. It's like a clear. Beatles Revolution was that clear? Yes it was, yes. Yeah, good. We've got to speed this up because we know. It's funny because our first link when we had to go at the library and the playlist, when we played a record, Carl went, usually do it at the end when you've run out of stuff. So we started with what's usually our worst bit of material so I think we've got

to turn this show round. Carl's been holding this together to be honest. It's Carl's beautiful naivety and can I can't say it Carl in a nicest way stupid. Yes that are keeping the list and they-stuptu. I'm only joking, I'm only joking mate. Of course you're not stupid. Everyone knows you're not stupid. You're sincere and that can sometimes be, you know, frowned upon in this cynical world. Would you say you've learned stuff from me in the past few weeks? Definitely. Definitely, definitely, definitely. Rather like a scientist learns like a injected mice.

No, but I've learned from you about ants and stuff. I think every week, as weeks go on, I feel like... We're learning from each other. I'm learning more now than I do when I was at school. And can I just clarify? You weren't raised as an experiment and you've escaped from a laboratory. You are, you had regular upwringing in Manchester in that. I didn't go to school much much my mom and dad had a caravan.

Right. No need is there? No need when you got that sort of fun at home. I used to just go away for weeks. Really? Is that true? Yeah, honestly. Where's used to go? Port Madduck. But you didn't go to school much? No, I did, but not as much as much as as. as. as. as. as. as. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. to to too. tooom? too. to to to to to to to to to to to to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe go to school much? No, I did, but not as much as everyone else. No. How many holidays were your parents having? What was their income that they could...

No, my dad used to work nights and he used to travel back because to Manchester from Wales it wasn't that far. Manchester to Wales? He used to do four on and four off. So me and me and ma'am were like we we we But what what's, what, what, Port Meredith? Port Maddock. Port Maddock. Just down the road from Portmaryon, where they filmed the prisoner. Right?

Oh, so that's cleared out for me. Yeah, location-way. So what did you do then? You're in this little two-birth caravan. Right. Four Granada. Four Granada. What we're talking? 1980? Yeah, 8283-485. Okay. And you're in the car down there, down there, park up. What was it? What was Port? Marydis? Port Maddo. the Port Maddo. Remember Ruth? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's just a holiday camp. Yeah. And at an arcade and a beach. I was loving it. Yeah. So of the 52 weeks of the year, let's assume I don't th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. the the the th. th. the the the the the the the to th. th. th. Yeah. th. the the the th. the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.... Yeah........ Yeah.... Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah.... Yeah.. Yeah...... Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... Yeah.. Yeah...... beach. I was loving it. So of the 52 weeks of the year, let's assume I don't know how many weeks you take off

normally for holidays anyway, let's say, I don't know, you go to school 45 weeks of the year maybe, generally most kids? A bit less than that. How many weeks would you say you actually spent in school? Well how many weeks you have off forthat's about six off for summer, about three for Easter, about three for Christmas. Put it this way, I'm surprised not Welsh, to be honest. Right. Still there more than was in Manchester. Did they not, did the school authority not come and check in their toy?

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I think that is absolutely beautiful. I think Albo are my favorite new group. We've sang their praises many times and they never have phone in the back. I think that is absolutely beautiful. I think Albo are my favourite new group. We've sang their praises many times and they've never phoned to thank us. Should they? Yes. Do they? Really? Really? Annoying? No, they're doing a good job there. I wonder if they found their lyrics. Because I also wanted to write a song from, didn't I? They didn't they they they they they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they they didn't they didn't they didn't they they they they they they they they didn't they're they didn't they didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to to to to to to to make. I to me. I to me. I to me. I they're they're they're they're they're they because I've just found a lump. I think, you don't mean me do you? No, no, no, no. All right, good. Thanks, me.

Now we interviewed Carl there. I think we've learned a little bit more about Carl there. And I'm going to interview Steve now, Carl. Because I used to be concentrating. it all in at once. Carl chew. Chew before you swallow. Careful. All right. I used to suffer with that a lot. What? Not chewing? The amount of times nearly died as a kid. What? Forgetting to chew? Choke him. Sure. Mint and Imperials. My mom stopped drinking them with water. She's off to hide them. He's coming out of his shower, isn't he? He's happy sat. He's miserable all week and he's happy. He's all all all all all all. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all. He's to. He's to. He's water. She's off to hide them. He's coming out of his shower, he's happy Saturdays, he's miserable all week and he's happy Saturdays isn't he? Oh look

at him! It's like we get him weekends. Yeah, yeah. And he's happy because we sort of spoil him, don't we? And he has javelin' he's gone with his stepmom again in the week. Oh no. Oh no. Oh really? Your girlfriend does, doesn't she? And she? And she? And she? And she? She thiiii. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi? He's thi? He's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's thi. He's thi's tho's th. He's th. He's th. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's theeee. He's coming thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' th. He's the. He's th. He's th. You know the ones who listen. Oh, really? Your girlfriend does, doesn't she, I imagine? She's been away for ages. I imagine she just switches off after a while. But you know, you know, we love you, don't you? We're excited.

We talk about you in the week and we, you know, we think you're great. So don't just think we're using you as a cac-c-hoseose, to the to to to to to to to the to to the to tho-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-I imagine, I imagine, I've thu, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I've thin, I imagine, I've thin, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, going to interview Steve, you know because I used to be a chat show host. Well, I am a chat show host. Well, did you see you meet Ricky Javais? No. I worked on it and I didn't watch it. That's true, that's terrible. No one watched it. What you?

You know, you know, because, we should say that more often. Yes. Rikage Vase. Because they might tune, I think they've got a hospital radio by a mistake. Yeah, Rickardie's. Yeah, okay, Steve Merchant, great to be here. Hi. Now, you're a very tall man, if I might say. You're a six foot seven, aren't you? A few jokes here and there, a gentle ribbon but not the two problems. What's the weather like up there? Well exactly. Skinny, you're that sort of like.

Oh you're lanky. Oh dear. And uh, but uh, what about the glasses? Well, I wear glasses, but again, they were really a problem, you know. They didn't throw the that's the best of fruit. Okay, okay, and then you left school, you left school, you went to university? There were you called Freaky, Frike-Four-Git? Are you sure?

They've never been called it. Where you called, the thr-Inake-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-fffffffffffff. fish face is your touch coming back is this what you said i never watched is this what you said to people like i mean you had some big names on there didn't you tony heart yeah that blok off ground force well the problem was they'd either heard me or they hadn't either way they were it was a problem it was a problem it was a problem what you say was the biggest name you had They're all dead now. Probably the youngest one survived.

I think Penny Smith is still with us. Right. Yeah. Biggest name? You had Savil. Tim Saville? You had Daniels, Paul. Yeah, Paul Daniels, yeah.

But which was the biggest name would you say that show? But it was not coming back though. that you had on the show from the 1970s. Peter Pervis, of course. It was a joy. No, but that's just... But it's not coming back though that show. It, no, not, not in that form. Channel 4 wanted to see some changes. What sort of changes? What sort of changes?

Right. Now I'm going to play a lovely track. Thanks Steve Merrick. I'm going to play a lover train, but I obviously said I think one of his first hits may have even be his first hit back in the 70s. This is Red Shoes. Zinger meets Spray apparently. I've never heard of him. Sounds good. It's spout spry though but the car reckons it's spray.

Song too. A cover of Blurse. Zinger meets Spray apparently. I've never heard of them. Sounds good. It's spout Spray though but the car reckons it's Spray. Song 2, a cover of Blurse song too. Yes. You wouldn't recognise it. In a dub version? No. In an old school reggae dub style. Nice. Big them up. Yeah, it's not bad filled up three minutes Before that I was still a red shoes lovely what a great song debut was it debut single I think so I'm I might I'm a first one I remember of it but you probably give Elvis a call when we in you know yeah yeah he's a power now yeah yeah yeah they all the celebrity yes yes the celebrity yes you um what because you tell me they. Yeah. Yeah all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all the the the the they they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the they. the they. the they. the the they. they. world that I thought I'd be of interest to the listeners

I don't know if you're happy to mention it what your forthcoming TV appearance Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I was invited I don't use to do these things. Yeah, but I sort of quite like the show I've watched it for a while so on in room one. Have you seen this car? Do you know that? the show. Have you the you you you you you the the the the the the room th. Have you th. Have you th. Have you the the the th. Do the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the No. But is it still Nick Ancock as well? No. Who is it? Paul Merton? God is he still around? I've seen him for ages. He's probably going to be a great paler mind come Tuesday. No, it's certainly. I mean, that doesn't make any difference? No. Have you got all the channels tuned in right on music? Poor Merton's a huge star? He's on all the time. Yeah. No, is he a heck. Yeah, he's on there. Have I got news for you and all the rest of it? What's the rest of it?

Well anyway, look, room 101 is the show. Room 101. Is the show where you put into put in? Is the show where you right yeah, switch off now if you don't want to hear what Ricky Javes is going to put in room 101. I don't know, just things that irritate me. Like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I'm just thinking, I'm just thinking it's just wondering, like, I don't know if there's a little case there of the pot calling the kettle black because you are the most annoying man ever in the history of all things. I've met a lot of people in my life I like to think, even everyone.

I mean, everyone. I mean, I went to school with, I mean, an evil man would throw things at people when you know the teachers just throw stuff are. Just the fact that you're just crunching up a plastic spoon now as we talk. It's annoying. It's annoying. Yeah I know but. Oh. You're just so irritating. You're always making the little noise. Just little sounds all the time. We're working here. We're working today. We're working in this and I always typically ty this this this this this this this this this. It. It. It that. It is to end up with an elastic band between his teeth, right? And he was flicking it so it was making a noise, bung, bun, bung, buong. What will you see? He was just going, the rain on Spain, falls mainly on the plain. The rain in Spain, the rain stays mainly on the plane. Just kept up, hit him on the nose. Just kept kept, right, right, right, right, just, just, just, just, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and he, and he, and he, and he was, and he was, and he was, and he was the the the the the the the, and he was the, and was the, and he was the, and he was the the the the the the, and he was, and he was the, and he was the, and was the, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, and was, was, was, was, was, was. And, was. And, was. And, was. And, was. And, was the, was. And, was the, was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. doing, what you're up to? He went, oh sorry. Try to wrap the elastic band round his face, right? It flips up, hit him in the nose. Right, he screamed because her, obviously came quite tight. And he said to me, he said, if I can flip this elastic band and hit your glasses,

right? Not, not your face, but if I can hit your glasses, my feet. He went, well why don't you cover up the skin on your face, your nose and everything, with some paper, which he did! Yeah, just to keep you happy. And then he flicked it, I mean, he flicked it to him. He ran off screaming, swearing at me, swearing at me. Well, don't fight me. I was saying, don't it. I was childish. Retaliation is childish. I did. I did it first it first it first. I did it. I did it. I did it. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. thiiiiiol. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. Yeah. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. Yeah. It. Yeah. It's. It's. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. th. I. th. Yeah. I th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I that people who just like I can't stand noisy is people who go no no like that and and and people eat in crisp as I said before people in crisps in cinemas. Well anyone's making noise in the cinema it's an absolutely I know are they must be mental they've gone to see a film there's people they don't know everyone everyone's paid eight quid and they're away. I'm leaving their phones on. There was a 16 year old girl took a phone call in the cinema, the film was running, she said and she went hi yelling in the cinema, started having

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So then the trailer, then the opening credit comes on for Crichton Tiger. And before that, you know that's thing that comes up that says it's signed by is it it? I thought this was the most famous foreign film for years it won Oscars it was a huge film everyone knew as foreign she goes it it was a foreign he was a credit speaking it says crutching toge hindragan she went stupid name for a film what is she just wanted to see it she was with her boyfriend. So then it starts, right? Obviously it's in Japanese or Mandarin or something. She's like, and they're doing that, they're all talking in Japanese Japanese. Japanese or Mandarin. Whatever it, so they're speaking in this, you know, Japanese or Oriental language, and she's going, don't they sound stupid? Don't they sound stupid? And then the subtitles come up and it's quite a weird kind of strange language they're thir and she. and she. and she. And she they're they're they're they're they're they're going. And she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she's they're they're they're they're they're they're saying, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so they're s' they're so they're so they're so they're s' they're speaking, so they're so, so they're so, so, so, so they're so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so they're they're s' they're s' they're s' they're s' they're speaking, so, so, so they're speaking, so, so, so they're speaking, so they're speaking, so they're speaking, they're speaking step of the film. I totally agree with you, but what I like in your telling of it, I know you're getting quite most givid. But she

went Mandarin or Japanese, some more of a language. Well I don't know what else. It's a strange language. I said, strange language. Oh dear. So then I moved, I climbed over several seats, made a big huff of, you know, make a telling their their their their their their their th. I th. I th. I their thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I like thi. I like the. I like thi. I thi. I like th. I like th. I like th. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like th. I like th. I like th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I'm te. I'm tole. I'm tote. I'm tote. I'm tote. I'm tote. I'm tote. I like, I like, I like, I climbed over several seats, made a big huff of, you know, make a big show of moving. So it's a guy on the phone just chatting on the phone. I had a gaited on the phone. I was lit. I was, I was lit. I was like, I don't want to, I don't even think of it.

It's subtile isn't it? Yeah, I should have thought that through Carl. You're absolutely right. Yeah, let's play Lamb Chop. This is brilliant. This is from this CD that came out recently with the Uncut magazine. Occasionally they put out some quite interesting free CDs. And this was one that had various covers of Rolling Stone songs. And a lot of them were quite shoddy, but this was a brilliant, especially done, I think, for the CD. It's Lamb Chop doing a version of quite an obscure Rolling Stone song called Back Street Girl. It's just beautiful. Let's hear. Danny Warhols, get off. Getting a little bit blase now. Steve's just wandered off to make the tea. He's talking to Dermott. He's not really, is he? Yeah. Is he just down there? Can make the tea. He's talking to Dermot. Can he? Is he?

Is he just down there? Can he hear this? No. That is a bit shoddy, isn't it? I'm going to see Pop Idol's night. Yeah. Yeah. Who do you coach with his head on the side. Yeah. I mean, how long has he been around? Was he an accident? No, but do you know like those ones that footballers have? Big heads?

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What? Hey, what? Dude, that's the reason you shouldn't do it without me. That meant nothing. Probably I have a good reason not to let you have this cup of tea. Thanks. Thanks. Cheers. Thanks. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. C. C. to. to. to. th. to th. th. th. to th. to th. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. th. th. th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thea. they. they's they's thea. thea. they're they're they're thea. they're they're they're thea. will anyway. Thanks. Cheers, thanks. Just saying that Carl thinks all this nonsense about Pop Idol is a little bit sort of shallow because they've not been around long enough to be worshipped by children. Unlike Santa Claus, who's been around well for forever. He was in Lesser Square and a big coach of his own. Who was? Gareth, he's only a small lad, biggest coach I've ever seen. A coach? Yeah.

Well, those like National Express coaches. He'd just probably come down from wherever it is he lives. No, no, with his head on the side. No, no, with his head on the side. What? We went through this. His own coach. Was he driving it? Was he really nasty? We can't have a toilet break yet. You had a chance. Sit down. Wait, can we get the services. I'm finishing this fag and then we're moving on.

If you're not back from the toilets, I'm gone. Yeah. It's a lovely restaurant here. All right, Jeff. Yeah, what you know. It wouldn, yeah well I don't know my brother in law or anything. Um yeah it wouldn't have been it wouldn't have been quite as snappy as that if he'd been saying all that that no. No, no, no. No, no. Well that's said everyone keeps talking about the stuttering but they never go on about his asthma. And he's got they're right we should attack the asthma. Do you think he's how that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's having that's having that's having that's having that's having that's having that's having that's having that's having that's having that's having that's having that's that's that's that's their that's their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. that's that's their. that's their. that back. that back. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. he's trying to, that's a therapy. Carl, that's him trying to breathe in order to help him speak. That's a therapy. Have you guessed about the asthma? I thought you thought is asthma was because he goes,

that's him, he has to do that to get over the, that's a therapy. You haven't got bad asthma then. What if you ever have kids? Maybe he hasn't got asked me. When you cross a rope, don't bother looking both ways. Let's walk straight across. I love that. I'm like a doctor saying that. Oh, not asthma.

No, he does that. I've got a story about breathing heavily after this next record. Very good. Farah Munch, got you. Although Steve thinks it's Faramunk. It makes more sense, don't you think? Monch is a bit of a rubbish word, whereas Monk. B'n'n'r'e'n'e think? Monsch is a bit of a rubbish word, whereas monk, brilliant. Yeah, but it's not discuss it.

No, let's not get into a big high-falutin, yeah, exactly. They can call themselves what they want. That's up to them. And good luck to them. Yeah, good guys. This is what I started it until he said there was a young kid being screamed at by kids because he had his own coach with his head on the side. You know we did, you did sort of like...

I don't know why you're going to their throwing there, Rick, because you know who's going to be Gareth and there's no necessarily. Oh it is. No, don't even fool you're trying to and Darius has got like a million and a half. Now I don't think the Darius vote was sort of like the Gareth thought of floating voters. Because he you know because he's a cute kid and everything and he's sort of like looks like a pop idol and you know but he's not as good a musician I think maybe when people went for Darius they were a bit. They were a bit kitch but I think they might. Do you. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th the th. the the th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their., I bet Gareth a win. Exactly. You see? You may as will stay home, Rick. You just want to go to meet PJ and Duncan. Yeah, they call themselves out on deck nowadays. Well, fair enough. They're my favorite.

They'll always be PJ and Duncan they're brilliant. They're brilliant. They are brilliant. They're the best presenters. But it seems to me there's no one there there's no the the they's no they's no they's no to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to there's anyone really. No. I can honestly say if they're being honest that they don't like Ant and Debt. It's like there's no one else like it. Phoning if you don't like Ant and Dets. And I'd like to, yeah, I'd like to hear your arguments for it because I did. And I'm not saying about this ironically, oh I like a couple of kids presenters, well, we love Out and Dix. Did you see in the week there was a, no what's his name, the fellow that Dominic Mohan in the sun, he's the kind of entertainment guy, yeah, and he had sort of ten questions, ten questions that should be answered about Pop Idol, because he thinks you know, everyone's got a vested interest in Garth, Dareth, d'a, d'a, d'a'a, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and th, and th, and th, and th, and, and, and, and, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, th, th, th, th, th... the the the the the the the the, he's, he's. It's because he's nervous, isn't it?

Yeah. We've answered that one for you, Dominic. He was trying, you realized that he'd written a list and he didn't really have enough to fill up ten. Although you, you were nasty about his start, you said it annoys you. No, I'm not arguing that. Oh, the stuttering though. Really annoys because it's just embarrassing, it's cringe-worthy. See, the thing is this, I know people say, oh, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be an issue, right?

We're talking about a pop idol. Now, everyone accepts the fact that he's got to be a good-looking guy to be a pop idol. We all accept that, and I also want him to be a topiophop speak to be to be to be to be also be a local fascism. Yeah, but there's not a trauma if you don't look like a pop star. There is a trauma if you can't speak normally. So it's a much bigger issue. What do you mean a trauma? Well, yeah, of course it is. think that a lot of people get abuse if they're ugly. I mean I guess in. I'm assuming that's a case. Well I can't speak very well. I don't know if that's a case. We've made one great pop star between us. My looks and your talkie. Although you sound like some sort of weird words or... I'm not trying to be a pomp idol. People could idolize me in their own small ways.

Oh dear. Oh God, look at us three. Imagine if we try to be like BB Mac or light funky ones. I'm just thinking of like three good looking guys. Genesis. Did I mention about when we were in America? Did I mention that last week? The police?

No? Did I mention this to you, Carl? Oh, sure I mentioned it last week? Yeah. When I was in America at a wedding, we went to a wedding with some friends, we were walking through America, five of us walking down the street in New York and a car pulls up and some Chinese tourists lean out and they went to us, excuse me, are you N-Sink? And we said, yes we are. And they were takingaller than the other. Which number of Ensink is two foot taller than all the rest? Don't Chinese people like tall people or something?

Right, play record. No, no, no, because it's... I don't think you know what you're talking about, like, Carl, we're likely to get in dangerous territory. I'm short, I'm short. Do you know like I was... Phone in if you're Chinese and you like two people. What worries me is that when they did Chinese lessons, you were down the beach in Wales. In Ruth Maddock? Paul Maddock? Paul Maddock?

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Sophie wants to dedicate aed to people's song. Don't ruin it this time Carl. How to ruin a song? Rick is your vase? Do you want to explain what you were doing? I was just singing along to the back circle. Oh, brilliant. How to ruin a song? Because of these? Do you want to explain what you were doing? I was just singing along to the back circle. Not just singing along. Doing it like a mental. Well, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, to to to to to to the to the the the the to, the to, the the the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thoooomu. I love. I love thooooooooomu. I love thooooooooooooom. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to the vacuum circle. Not just singing along. Doing it like a mental. Just give a surprise. Well, I haven't got to be headphones. I've got to do it in time, I haven't been finished.

It's finished man. And it was just going, when Bowie, well, I'm going to say, sa-Illi I was going to go, ah, ah, who you on in room 101 you're gonna put irritating people But it's so much nice what I could I used to find down that little thing and climbing yourself Yeah, yeah, maybe you know they have sort of a visual representation of the thing that irritates them they always have that like Shakespeare's head yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh dear oh dear oh? Barry in the background sat a lot of love song for the lovers I should have I should have I should have I should have like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the that the that the that the that that that that the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of love song for the lovers I should have I should have like so long on air I love the idea of you when that came out you know sort of 17 got a girl back to your place you know just just making out with her just that records on in the background you just

go I would have to shoot off now right oh oh oh oh I'll finish off I'll Oh dear. Oh you can't do that. We've cheapened that song. You've ruined that song forever for me. No I haven't. But it's six. See the thing about Lurie is because of Perifect A, just a genius song. But we can never play it now, can we? Because of that BBC. No, because I'll tell you what, what's her name coming in at the end, M people, Oh, that, ah, a thing she does with a voice. It's actually like that song, there's a couple of songs that have kind of, like I always remember, and who's that one that goes, um, it's such a perfect day?

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We nearly lost it then a little bit, but I think we pulled it back. It's okay. No, we had a fascinating fact that we were going to support America. Oh yeah, tho tho tho tho thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, tho, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Oh, tho, tho, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, to, to, to, to, to, to tha. Oh, tha. Oh't be hard to coordinate, they did hands across America, they did up yours, the laws, right? We can coordinate this, we can get the sun involved or something, everyone, a billion, 1.2 billion or something, jumped up at the same time. Shut up, you know, you're not saying this clearly enough. It would cause a tidal wave that would destroy America, if every person in China jumped up at the same time, th. th. th. th., th. th. th. th. It, th. It, th. It, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, tho, tho, to thi. It, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. They th. They'd, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. It. It, thi. It, thi. It's, thi. It wouldn't, thrown. It wouldn't, thrown. It's, tha. It's tha.a. It wouldn't tha. It wouldn't tha. It wouldn't thi. It every person in China jumped up at the same time, that would cause a tider wave that would destroy America, apparently, according to physics.

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Look at God, he's dumbfounded, he's scared now, isn't there? But there's more chickens in the world than people. Oh, play record. Well, track? Incredible. Who's the trac? You don't know when else is playing that on a Saturday afternoon, Rick? No. No, I wouldn't have thought so.

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His kid is in East Enders, the one who plays Robbie. Something my mom told me I don't know she's got it right or wrong. What he does look like it? what Dean Gaffney? Yeah? That's? That's? That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's got got got got got got. That's got. That's got. That's got? That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's right. that's right. that's right. that's right. that's right. that's right. that's right. that's right. that's right. the they. they. they. they. they. they. I. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I. the th. th. th. I. that's right. that's right. that's right. I. Yeah. Yeah. I.? What, Dean Gaffney? Yeah. But he didn't want to go off his dad's name and that, so he's changed it. So he used his brilliant talent and his fox face. I don't know, but it looks like him, don't it? Well, I'm sure that's liable as if it's wrong. Oh, right, yeah, you'd be ashamed to have Roger Doltry might not want it getting around that he gave birth to Specky. Yeah, right, actually. Specky? Spotty? Spotty? Spotty?

Spotty, spotty goggleid freak boy, fish. All right, calm down. You got a nice skin. Nice completion, smooth-faced goggleid freak boy, fish. Can't you think, like us arguing? Is it like mom and dad arguing? Do you get all in the caravan? It's just no one who escaped to? Oh no, running around.

Did you make any friends when you were down on the caravan site? Yeah, a lot of people from Birmingham were there. What kind of pals did you have? What were their own car to drive around the campsite on and all that. Right. So I used to their own fence. And they were majoring, you saw them every year did you? Or every three weeks when you went down there?

Yeah, yeah. And he didn't keep in tou-a caravan, me, my mum and my nan. I think I'm really lucky to have a sort of had it really. Because a lot of mates who I had didn't have enough money to go on holiday and they'd just get a present for the some holiday. I would like, I would just like, of course they've got an education so I want to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to their their to their their their their their their their their their my mom, my mum. I'm their my my my my my my mum. I'm my my my my my my my mum a my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm th. I'm their th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thea gifts. Yeah I want it to be having of the loveliest Christmas out I wanted to go pony trekin do you know I want to just scare the horses. So many things we don't know about Carl. Fell off one out of fate and the woman didn't know what to do she couldn't handle the horse it was running off I was running off I was a to the throw. to get. to get. to get. to get. to to to to to to to the the to the to the the to to the the the the to the to the horse. the horse. the horse. to to to to to to to to to to the the horse. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho. thoo. the the thoooooooooo. the the the the thooooooooooooo. to to to about six. That makes a lot of sense. I think we've got to the bottom effort here.

Oh no, he got kicked in their head by a horse, lived in a caravan and had to live in Wales after the time. Uh-oh. Oh. No wonder this is your favorite time of the week? Do you look forward this all week these two hours? It's all right. What would make you truly happy, Carl? Do you mind me just asking that? What would make you truly happy in life? I was thinking about it in a week and I don't know. You don't know. You don't know. I was thinking about it. You don't know. You don't know have you embraced the good word of the Lord? What do you mean? Well, Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior.

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