The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S1E5 (December 8, 2001)

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

The show ran between September 2001 and May 2002 before Gervais and Merchant went on hiatus to film the second series of ‘’The Office’’. Initially, Pilkington’s on-air presence was relatively minimal compared to what it would become. Gervais and Merchant only occasionally called for Karl to weigh in with his thoughts, while the two mostly talked to each other, with the “links” between songs comprising only about 30 minutes of the show’s 2-hour run time.As Pilkington’s personality moved to the forefront, the talk portion of the show expanded to roughly an hour per 2-hour broadcast. While the show relied largely upon a stream-of-consciousness format, Pilkington made attempts to keep things more conventional by insisting on running contests and airing pre-recorded segments and regular “features”.

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what... What tickets are in the way? But it worked for me see, because when I was younger, I had a mobile disco. Brilliant, so did I. And it was me, I mean, Colin, making, and the discos and the discos called Pilke's Making Music. Guess what brilliant. I mean, genuinely brilliant. Pilk is making music. Guess what, when I first started a mobile disco, this is when I was about 14, we just didn't really go, like, to me just would do it for like people's parties and stuff.

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that but yeah but Carl do you think you know much about DJ in for like you know the so the thirty the the the the the the the the the the the the th is is is is maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the 18th. Oh really? Okay let me just offer a little text for you then. All right the buffet's been served right people have done some speeches like it's a wedding do. Yeah. So you've already played some records early on you've stopped for food yeah yeah just played some light backing music in the background while the food's been served if it down to two or three yeah. Kylie. Depend, yeah. Yeah. Can I tell you what the definitive track is? Go on. Oh what a night. Thank you Vali in the four seasons. People don't realize what it is exactly. It's very ding ding ding. Bound down, down, I can't actually play it but uh.

Oh what a night. Late December back in 60th. That leads you straight into a seven-day medley and everyone's loving that. I'm thinking Beech's, there's going to probably be some kind of abatrack, dancing queen, the organist storm. I have, well you're turning your noses up. I can tell you this, we're telling you, I can tell you this, that we been up. The people with a decent bit of musical taste would be up. The first person to get up is a fat lady in a dress with bad ankles and a little kid who's got problems and he's in a little DJ. The problem with you two is you're not catering to the market. You're trying to be all sort of bohemian and kind of, you know, teach people Not at a mobile disco. Far too avant-garde. All right, click it in. Grease Mega Mix. Play, um, play a record.

Come on Eileen. Have you got Corman Eileen? What are you going to play? Love, Shack. Excellent, yellow. Well, you'd never say it. It's yellow. Oh, yellow.

Oh, yellow. That's the stunning back to 1999. What was it? 2000? Was it? Was it? Was it? Was it? I think when I was so many people were fans of the lost profits. Everyone's been phoning, emailing and interlioners they were from Cardiff? Yeah. Well, you're going to tell us what tickets you've got, Carl? What, to what have we got to give away? Tickets for? Now we kept the secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, we said, to to to to to to to to the secret, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. thean, thean, their thean, their thean, thean, thean, thean, were thean, were their their their their surprise. This is going to be if it's going to be really rubbish is it? This is this whatever these tickets are right is a test to how much they rate us here XFM how much they rate our show and care about us. What tickets have we got to give away? A top show featuring Mickage Abase and Steve Merchant and Pilkington. What tickets are we got to give away? Tickets for Kfest. Right, go on.

What's that? It's like a rock thing that's going on site. You know, if you're into that Welsh. Right, well, names him of the band. Nile. Nile. Go on, right. That's one of the bigger ones. Hans. Mark Lanigan. Who?

Not Lanners? His Lanners are playing? He's not really? Yeah. Mark Lanigan really playing there? I think so. God, who is that? Who is that?

Who is Lanigan? Is he someone you went to school with? Who is Mark Lanigan? Who else is it? Who is he? Who is Mark Lanigan? Who else is he? Who is Mark Lanigan? Did he need a promoter? He's just in the pub in Camden? He got, you got Nile? We got the way to get to the cave fest? Hold on, let's have a look, I say, this is the enemy. Mark, Mark, Mark Lanigan, Masters of Reality. Right, okay. Who else? Weigan. Nile? Who else? I can't pronounce this one. Let's have a look. That's good, isn't it?

Bethlehem? Bethlehem? Behemoth. Behemoth? Behemoth, is it? Let me see. Go ahead. I expect it from a northerner, but not from a university educated man like you. Let me have a look. where are we there? I can't even find on the page. Here we are, yeah. Anyway. Behemoth. Yeah, Behemoth so confusing. But although I just thought something, we're not really giving those away, are we? Surely we're asking some sort of financial reward for them.

Right, okay, right. Is there a competition on the night? Now let's just say, South Carolina Death Yeah, I mean, some people. We've got, we've got a pair of tickets to give away? Yeah. Okay, if you want to go to Kfest, it's the mean fiddler, Chown Cross Road, and that's tonight, is it? Tickets would be 750, but we're getting away for free. Why don't we say we're giving away for a five? No. But I'll tell you what, if you can call, if to to to to to to to to to to the to the the their their their their their we're g to go, if their to go, if to go, if to go, if to go, if to go, if to go, to go, to go, to to go, if to go, to to to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go, if to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go, if to go to go, if to go, if to go, if to go, if to go, to go, the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their their their, their, the the the the the the the th.. to the to the to the to Oh, oh, oh, seven hundred, eight hundred, one, two, three. Yeah, and the question is, because they're quite sort of, there's big names near, like Nileigham, what's his name? Lanigan's on. The question is, who wants to go? Yeah. So if you can call in and answer that question, who wants to go to go one of the lucky winners. Right. After this, some great chat and music. Could you also explain who Mark Lannigan is? Delisoul, watch out.

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the kitchen was the bedroom so I bet, literally... The kitchen was the bedroom? Yeah, it was the bed in there and then like a, it was just one room we had. It was all we could afford, yeah? And so we had to, yeah, and so, you know, you're sleeping in bed, your head was by the fridge and the sink was by your feet and you had to go out and down the stairs to a communal toy. So I obviously, I'm a man, I could just pop out a bed, on tiptoes, the sink was quite high, and have a little the way in the middle of the night. So, into the sink. Into the sink, yeah, so that was the the sink yeah so that was that was fine and sometimes I just go oh

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You're like, yeah, I'm just going to call me sandwich no? If so, just I'll have it on the newspaper. I know. The toilets over there, okay. All right. Yeah. Oasis, don't look back and I go. A classic there. Absolutely. From the height of Brit.

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or phone a doctor before you try that I mean because Carl although Carla's got useful information it's not he's not a medically trained man. Yeah, because I got in trouble once coming out of the sea at Bogner running around, people going, we on me, please. Please, we on me. Just running around. Yeah. But, uh, have you ever wet the bed? Yeah. But uh, have you wet the bed. Never wet the bed. Never. Okay let's play a record then. Are you you wet the beck of you? Wow not. Not as such. We may as well tell us. Um, well yes then. Well, is there a story attached?

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if I can still get in trouble for it but this BBC hire car and it was like I've been ferrying, I've been ferrying kind of actors and people and I've been ferrying kind of actors and I've been, to get some petrol and I was there and this bloke, two-in actors, the actors and the actors and the actors and I've the actors and I've the actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors actors and I their actors actors, I've there and this blokes came in in a white van right they took pulled into the and the fork and I was filling out the car and they went he do you want to buy a couple of speakers and I said yes I do yeah because I tell you the reason it was like I was so flattered that they thought I'd be the kind of bloke who would A need some kind of classic speakers and B, would like to buy them on the slide. I thought, yeah, they like the... They see me, they've seen I look a bit of a hustler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a street sort of guy, you can see by the way I use my walk. Yeah, so I could believe my luck.

So they drove behind the garage, the little sort of garage bit the back, and I went, yeah, open the back, he had two speakers in there, right? I said, are you sure these aren't knocked off, mate? He went, no, no, we work for Dixon's, this is a story he's funny, we work for Dixon's, right? And we're a delivery man, and if we make a delivery and the person's not there to sign for the goods, then we have to bring them back to the warehouse, but the warehouse, but the warehouse, but the warehouse, the warehouse, the warehouse, the, the, the, we, we, love that. And instead of thinking, are you sure some kind of troubleshooter didn't, I mean, did someone go into Dixon's and go, yeah, you're not, you're not getting in the garage? So I'll be going. Exactly. Get a couple of lads in a white van. Exactly. So anyway, so I sort of bought this story and I said I'm a bit worried these are knocked off. He went no, listen we've got a bloke at Dixon's

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So I was carrying the speakers out and putting them back in the white you toss off as you leave the shop and walk down Camden Ice Street. They're not usually shouting to the monthly payments they were on at the moment. So eventually I put him in there and I sort of knocked the deal on the head and I got back in my car and they were in theirs and I just looked at the river and they were just punching the dashboard like we let that deal stick for our fingers and I've never been so terrified in my life I just sat there I was just thinking oh my god all I was thinking now is what if I go back to the BBC and they go we've had a call from the police the man at the garage he saw you doing the dodgy deal I love it well what you do is you put the kaikar in a drain in your front then going in and out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the lovers.

I love the song there, song for the lovers, Neil Young, man needs are made off a harvest album. What a beautiful song that is, beautiful strings and everything. Well you've got a song for the ladies coming up. Song for the ladies later on. That's that has set, you know the standard there. Well absolutely, yeah. Yeah. Were you going to do a film review as well later? We've still got that. Well, I could do a film review now, because it's quite a big. I thought you needed to prepare, but I mean, it's quite a big film and I've seen.

It's a great, it's a great film. So I have I can do it justice because it's a very. It's going to be Shindler's List. Okay, and are you going to do a jingle from us? Rookie's film review. Okay. This is a film by Stephen Spilberg. And because it's in olden times, it's all black and white and that, except a coat that's red. I don't know what happened there.

Anyway, it's about a bloke who's called Shindler. And because there were so many people we wanted to save he had to make a list to get organized and he tried to save as money as he could and you know he made them sort of not make the bullets properly on purpose could you know and in the end they gave him a ring it's the same bloke in May DT. Okay, your review of Shinders List. And as ever, mark out of 10 please. Nine, it was brilliant. You really enjoyed it? Yeah. Okay.

Did the fact that it was three hours long bother you? No? No. Quite like that. Okay. What's some of it on pass forward? Okay. Um, Carl have you you seen Shund's list? No, I'm surprised and I managed to get all that in three hours. Amazing isn't it? Would that encourage you to see the hill? Definitely. Yeah. Okay, What would you give it a market? I'm sorry? You give it nine as well? Okay, I'll say I... It's just like a red co-a-I- I'm a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a their their the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their I'm surprised. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. I'm their their their their their their th. I'm th. I'm surprised. I'm not, I'm surprised. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm surprised. I'm not th. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. I'm just just surprised. I'm just that's th. I'm just just th. I'm just just th. I'm just th. I'm just just th. Yeah, yeah. Well that was just a little mistake apparently. I apparently yeah probably just couldn't get all the color out of it. As I said before if you've got a film that you'd like to have reviewed by Ricky Javis and email us Ricky dot Javis at XFM. dot co. I'm sure he can. Or even the other not just like the people but theyreve. the people but what about the the people. Not just. Not just. Not just. Not just. Not just. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. Not. the people. the people. the people. they. they. they. they they they're they're they're their. they. they. they they they. they they they're just. they're just. they. they've they. they. their. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I they they they they they they they they they're just. I I I I they're just. I I I I they're just. I I I they're just. I they're just. I. I they're just. I's. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've just. I've just. I've just. I've just. th. th. th. th. I've just. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I've. the ones who make the films like you know the ones that actually make the film what are they called Hollywood yes if they want me to do one for they're coming out to start giving it a little bit of a boost it's still

we give away the tickets that was selling yeah so you know we can we can sell your product and we make it look like it's all editorial but really if they look with money involved they could just tell you what was coming up and they if they said this, give us a good review and there's 20 quid. If they go, oh, no, there's no money in it, I'll probably give it a bad review. I'll probably give it a bad review. Rick, can I just about wizards and that and there's people in caves called Gonads with Beards, probably Robbie Coltrane's in it, because he's in the other one at the moment,

and it's all swords and stuff and there's some magic, but it is actually the lord of the ring, and it's actually the lord of it and he's, he's excellent in it. and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all, it's all the the the the the the the the the their, and their, and their, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, it, and there, it's all, it's all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, is all, it's all, it's all all all all all, it's all so, it's all so, it's all so, it's all so, it's all so, it's all all so, it's all so, it's all the the the the the the the the the the the the their their the Lord of the Rings, not just like, you know, just one of them, he's the Lord of it, and he's excellent in it. So, alright, Mike, I think? Nine. Again, very popular film for you. Carl? Less convinced by that one, maybe. That doesn't sound as good as the other one. Yeah, what, what, what?

What you're going to give it nine? We split the money. Okay. Excellent. This is the Eels. Sorry that that was a mistake. I know the shit that was. It was too late to get it out of the CD players, Muse and Feeling Good. What do you think about that? I'm not a fan of Muse, but I wasn't quite as venous in my Hague. Don't we won't play that game. No, no, let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, the s, the s, the s, the s, the s, the s, the s, the s, the s, the s.. the s. the s, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the the the the the the the, the the the the the, the the, the, the, the, th. It's, th. th. It's that, threat. threat. th Muse. It was a mistake. Yeah. But it's not that bad.

Well, no, it's not as bad as Ricky. He said, I admit it's not as bad as that, but I'm standing out of it. Because I'm not fan of Muse, I wouldn't play Muse generally. Well, I don't mind Muse, generally,M. I know but Muse fits in I mean you're saying you want to play Radiohead? You sound like Radiohead? Why do we play Radiohead then? That's what I was saying. We're playing Radiohead but Muse is like Radiohead there's not a big difference. There is a big difference. There is a big difference. What's the difference? What's the difference? What's the difference? What's the difference between muse mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus mus the music? What is the music? What is the music? What is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thean. th. the. the. the. the. their their their their their the's the difference? Well there you are, they are, I'll just have a competition. Let's see if people can tell the difference between Mus and Radiohead. Give the number out. Can't be bothered. What can I? So it's left

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I think I say, that's my feature, that PlayStation game sounds good. Right. Because that's the main music of the PlayStation 2 game Grand Tourism. Right. So I can incorporate that. Brilliant. Yeah, and I've still got to get in song for the ladies.

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Radiohead and Just off the bends. No, that's a track. It's been a roller coaterter ride of emotions this show. Yeah, I started off with some light-hearted anecdotes about you and animals. Yeah, it ended up with you sort of spioling, sort sort sort sort spiring their spiring their spiring th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, just, thus, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thea. threa. Radio, tho. Radio, tho. Radio, tho. Radio, thea. Radio, thea. Radio, thea. Radio a track by Muse can do to a man. Yeah, well clearly. You know, did I ever react? But then maybe, well I mean maybe that's what makes them good. I mean if music can, you know, create those kind of passions in someone, maybe that's effective. We've made me think again I love Muse. It's sort of it's a punk approach I suppose. Yeah. Anyway, Carl, thanks as ever th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the that's, did. It's, did. It's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, did I've. Did I've. Did I've. Did I've. Did I've. Did I've. Did I've. It's, did I've. Did I've. Did I've. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. It's. Did. Did. Did. Did, did. Did, did. Did I. Did I'm. Did I'm. Did I'm. Did, did. Did, did. Did I'm. Did, did I'm. Did I'm. Did I. Did I. Did I. Did I. Did I. Did, did, did. Did, did. Did, did. pressing the buttons and contributing. Yeah. Good job, good job. Show them about the muse.

Yeah. We won't be getting a nine-free movie next week. We're getting a nine-foubys. We're getting a knife. I think you guys should kiss and make up and make it. I think that's not Carl's fault. Go and kiss some touch cold.