The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S1E9 (January 19, 2002)

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

The show ran between September 2001 and May 2002 before Gervais and Merchant went on hiatus to film the second series of ‘’The Office’’. Initially, Pilkington’s on-air presence was relatively minimal compared to what it would become. Gervais and Merchant only occasionally called for Karl to weigh in with his thoughts, while the two mostly talked to each other, with the “links” between songs comprising only about 30 minutes of the show’s 2-hour run time.As Pilkington’s personality moved to the forefront, the talk portion of the show expanded to roughly an hour per 2-hour broadcast. While the show relied largely upon a stream-of-consciousness format, Pilkington made attempts to keep things more conventional by insisting on running contests and airing pre-recorded segments and regular “features”.

XFM 104.9 Kicking off there with a Dandy Warhol Steve Schooze. Ricky Jovey Show with me Steve Merchant. So it's always like they say, well, oh I thought you would... Well, it's five past one, isn't it? Already an error has occurred. Yeah, it's a shame because it could have been slick. But Steve, we've got some great music.

I've been a bit of a soul tip this week to be to be to be was a bit of a fokey last week, but you know, you've got stuff from like, you know, early, early bowie, some Stevie Wonder, a little bit of groove Armado. We've got, we've got the classics, we've got Coldplay, we got Blur, we've got ash. Sure. We haven't planned anything. that I might buy. Thinking that will fill up some time. Oh, no. Anything interesting happened to you over the week? Um, nope. No, I just swore off air and the car went, never swear in an on-air studio. I love it when Carl tries to sound like he's professional and understands the business. Yeah.

You don't fool us, Carl. Yeah. Oh, I wish I could yeah. I reckon they should be, we should be going to get a car like that that we could send out as a gift to people. That would be lovely wouldn't it? Just this little face, pressed up against the glass like a window liquor. Yeah, like, look it. You'd have to lick his face. Yeah. Oh, that's a joy. Bless him. Oh, bless. Bless. Oh, bless. Oh, bless. Oh, bless. Oh, bless. Oh, bless. Oh, bless. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's. That. That. That. Oh. That. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. pigeons, that's what we used to use, or frogs from the pond. It's cruelty to animals and I don't condone that and it was a joke before the RSPCA phoning and say stop throwing frogs at winders. Well, people who are listening to the French by the way.

I don't mean the French before before someone calls in and says stop throwing French people at Windows. So I'm digging myself into a hole here, right? It's all gone horribly. Quit, mention the Germans and then this guy. Yeah, yeah. I don't mind the Germans. No, good. Um, Carl. I was just, I wonder if people know what? the world.

Is there any reason why I sort of a Moby's... I had a bit of a tough paper around when he was younger. Yeah, that's right. They look a bit more knackered than Moby. Yeah, I think so, yeah. See, I think Moby's great. It's one of those people, they open opens his mouth. I sort of like, oh, I'd love to be mates with him. I'd like, he, he, he, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, and I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I years it was like driving around and having a partner and I'll go maybe I've never liked anything you've ever done. Is that what you do with your mates just

drive round? What are you 16? Never? Go to a car to go to a car and just do handbrikes. Never! I haven't done that since I was like 17 when like it was great to someone out a car. You couldn't believe that you were just moving. I remember once right my mate Bob had a car and there was me and another friend in it and we were young about what I was in and he did a yu turn when he shouldn't and a and this motorbike hit him and came off and the music it was just gonna turn to him he was really worried and the motorbike bloc he th is th I I I I I th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th th is th th th th th th th th th th so so so so so so th so th so th so th so thin thin thin thin' th so he was th so he was th so he was the the the the the the their their their their their their there was he was he was he was their there was he was he was there was their their there was he was he was he was the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin he was thin he was thin he was tod tod today today. today today. I was today today. I was today was today was today. I was today was today was there was there was there was today was there and he was really worried and the motorbike bike was dazed and he went you're a car I saw him and the bike said yeah and I put my head out the window and went sorry about that mate that's the third one today and this mo I just looked at him and he went no dude that's

why do you do that why you do that I just just passed my test and I was driving my parents Volvo Estate and we went off driving down some country lanes have I met? Is this the one with the? Yeah, yeah. I've told you have I? Have I told you, Carl? Well, maybe you'll tell you a bit later. Oh, let's play a record. There's a great anecdote about about. I'd love to this. Don't thin' like stone is all that we fall.

Everybody here's got somebody to leave you on. Coldplay. Don't panic. That's the title of the song as well as what I was saying. In fact, I was just saying the title of the song, if I'm being honest, conversation XFN 104. Uh, so Ricky Jemoisot show with Steve Merchant. Thanks. You're going to tell us a little story about a Volvo Estate. Just past my test. My parents

had a big, big Volvo Estate and there's quite a big car to drive. My parents didn't have a car. But if you, I know you don't drive cars, Rick, butthere's quite a lot of wine in the name over there. They have cars there. Well here it comes. Lying me, Carl. Learned on a tractor, automatic it was. Do you want me to tell it or not? Oh!

Oh, no, I've got a whirrown. Oh, no, I've got a worry went to this party. You never got him from the north. Not when he's telling an anecdote! He's never telling an anecdote! Oh yeah, fair point. Yeah, go on. So I went to a party and I was quite excited because I had the car, I had the car, I had the today, the party, I had my eye on. And I thought, you know, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, the th. I, the, the, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, to to. I, to. I, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, so, so, so, so, so, so. to. to. to. to. to. So, so, so. So, so. So, so, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So. So, so. So, so. So, so. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, I. to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thought, yeah, Groovy. I'll pick up the chick as well, he was a friend or a friend. So cruising down to the party in the motor, you know, the Volvo State, and there's nothing

sexy than that, you know, slipping a little bit of Billy Joel on the stereo, something classic. Oh, something classic. Oh, maybe it was a billi, Maybe it was get out of my dreams get into my car. Ideally. So I get to the party and inevitably it was one of those house parties where the chick that I had my eye on, she kind of was chatting to other guys and she wasn't really paying attention to me and I was sort of funny. Oh, same old story. Oh, they make me love.

They know how to tease. . So I'd follow her like her dog, you know, from room to room. Yeah, and watch him while. Quite literally, sometimes he was barking. Yeah. And while, you know, just watch her while she talked to other blokes. And then obviously I wasn't, because I was driving, I wasn't drinking, so I was not really enjoying myself. And then somebody said, should we go and pick up Vera?

And their,'ll go pick up Vera. And this girl was up for it as well, so I thought, brilliant, you know, I'll be back in the car with her, you know, away from his lads. One guy she had her eye on, he came as well, I was a little bit annoyed. But anyway, he was in the car. But anyway, he was my parents' car. Just driving in the fields, Steve. I'm thinking, well, I don't want to, like, not seem like I'm a hard, cool, crazy kind of guy, because the chicks in the car, so drove the car into the field. They all leaped out into the darne, they all lea, ver. Ve-a, v. their, where are you? So, so. So, so I. So, so I. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so, so. So, so, so, so, the. So, so, the. So, the. So, I. So, I. So, the. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, the. So, the. So, I. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. on my own with Billy Ocean and suddenly at the darkness they come back holding a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig that they had stole from a no nearby farm. Stowl it, they knew that they knew that the pig was called Vera because someone knew the

farmer or something. Anyway, so they got this pig so now they're going to go and I'll put the I'm thinking, well, you know, I'm not sure what a pig and all its, you know, pigy crap in the car, right, crammed in there. But they say, yes, so obviously I'm thinking again, I don't want to look like I'm, you know, a nerd, you know, a nerd, you know do some cow tipping and they do that old thing and know about the fact, because cow's sleep standing up, don't they, so you can push your cow over and stuff. Yeah. So they're having a wild-time, hilarious. So this time, now we get to a sort of a dead end in the road. And they say, well, they're turn, well, well, well, try, thurn, thurn, thu, thu, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. So, so, so, so, so. So, so, so. So, so, so. So, so. So, so. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. the. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the, you, you, you, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you canged horizontally across the road can't get it out just can't seem to sort out I don't know what I'm just I'm now I'm panicking because there's a pig in the car right and local disgruntled farmers right people drunk partying probably off their head on some kind of weed really that was it loads of blocs and flaming exactly that and so that you know I was so so so so you know I was so to the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to the to to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. told. told. told. told. told. told. I was told. to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was the th. I was th. I was th. I was so. I was so. I was so. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. with R-P. Exactly that. And so that, you know, I was so terrified that all I could think was they're going to have to send a helicopter to lower a magnet onto the top of the car to lift the car

up and put it the right way around. You used to read a lot of comics, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, do you know what it started crying just very slightly, started getting upset. And the other guy that the girl fancied, he had to get into the driving seat and sort it out for me by slowly edging forward and backwards. So that's the worst bit of the whole story. Edging slowly back and forward. He just sorted out. Just slowly, slowly, slowly,aken the bird that you saw from a distance that was basically your wife in your head by then wasn't it? We were happily married with a pig for a

child. Don't joke that could happen. I know. Um the pigs come if you like. Sorry? What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? What do you say? What did you say? What do you say? What? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What do? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What what did you say? What did you say? I don't want to go to the radio authority again. What did you say then? Just remember, just remember, just... We are going out live, Carl. Yeah, remember Tom Binns. Right, what did you say? What I'm saying is, why were the shouting, why were the shatties, because pigs? they, why they're the thinks, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, because, because, why, because, because, why, why, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, why, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, why, why, pigs? Because, the, because, because, because, why, because, why, why, why, why, because, because, why, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs? Because, pigs. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. the. the, the, the, the, the. the, the, their. the, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, they. their. their. their. their. the. the internet of pig, you know, have had a lure a pig into your track. Can I just tell you some very, very interesting things about pigs?

Please do. Right. One, everyone knows they have a corkscrew-shaped penis, right? A corpuscrue-shaped penis. Two, they can't look up. They can't put their head back and look up. Right? Thi's a thirty, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, they, they, they, they, they, they, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they they they they thi, thi, they they they they they they they they they they they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they thi. they they they they they they they thi. thi. Rick, is it only pigs that have got a corpse screw-shaped penis? No, and landlords. Okay. Very handy. Here's one for you, go on. Like

insect facts and stuff. Go on. If a man was a flea, you could jump over St. Paul's Cathedral. No. Wrong. It's gone up now. It's gone up now. It's the big wheel. The millennia wheel. It's gone up now. It's gone up now. It's the big wheel. The big wheel. It's gone up now. It's gone up now. Play a record. You're the best. Ash, there's a star on XFM. 104.9. Now, Steve. Yes. There's a star on XFM 104.9. Now Steve, Carl text messes me in the week, very excited because he just watched a program that proved me and you were stupid. Remember we we sort of champion the anti-supernatural? Yes, skeptical.

We're just absolutely skeptical about things like that. We're atheists, we don't believe in ghosts, anything like that, anything supernatural. We're very, we're followers of James Randy, a genius of our times, but Carl saw something that proved us wrong. I'd like Carl to tell you what this proof was, what he saw on and look at him. Go on then. It was on Wednesday night. I was watching,think the problem is i didn't get a full story so you could pick holes out of it sure sure sure sure and like your usual investigations into the supernatural which are

called it was called mister exorcist ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho'er brilliant so sounds like an academic work to me the bit that I caught, I just flicked it over, I sort of seen what's on the tell and I thought, oh I've seen it but there's nothing else and I watch it and then I realized it wasn't the same thing. You know, I'll have a bit of this. And there was an old woman and a daughter and as far as I was aware, the bit I picked up on they were saying oh you know it's a the the the the the the the tha thau, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was a thau, I was a than, I was, I was a bit, I was, I was a bit, I was, I was, I was a bit, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was a bit, I was thin, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was thin, I was thin, I was the the thin, I was a bit, I was a bit, I was a bit, I was a bit, I was a bit, I was a bit, I was a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm a bit, I'm up on they were saying oh you know it's treadful and unless you've been through it you know you've had ghost in your house and that you really don't know where it's like and the main thing that seemed to be getting

down was the fact that the budget was getting stressed the budget was getting stressed because animals can sense the other side okay okay can they can they yeah yeah okay so how would that manifesting itself you don't know what the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is the the th is the the the the the the the thi thi the is to to to to to to to to to to to to th is the. the. the. the. the the. thi the the the the the the the the the the the the th is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is the is the the is the is the is the the the the the the the the they. they. theea thea the the the the the the the the the don't know what was the budgy doing I think it just wasn't happy right did it did it did it explain that to people or how did it express that budges are known for being chirpy aren't they I say it wasn't chirping you know it normally swings on its little perch and that just depressed because it was right it was just sat around in its pajamas so so so no no no come on, come on Steve, come on Steve, you're making this a mockery. So the DeMudge was depressed because he could sense the ghost. Yeah, and then, so this guy, this Mr. Exorcist came round. Was that his name? Yeah. Was he, was he a priest or something?

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all they so it's got to be something you never see a budgy sitting down going I feel lot topping myself to be honest yeah yeah do you know you can have like a moody dog you can see a dog when it's unhappy if it's walking down the street you can have a moody canary can't you and what they do is they often tell the police what you've been doing they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've the they've the they've the the they've they've the the the the the the the the the the the the the they've they've they've the they've the the the the to to the to the to to to the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tell to tell to to to tell to to to to to to to to to to to the the to their their their their their their their their what you've been doing. They're known for that. Yeah. So basically. So that for you is proof that the supernatural exists. A bird in a cage got a little annoyed, wasn't chirping as much as it normally did. Who knows why? There could have been a little draft up its, you know. And... Aiker. Exactly. Anyway, a man came in and did whatever he did. Yeah. This wasn't any bloke off the street. This was Mr. Exorcist. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, that. So. So. So. So, that. So. So, that. So. So. So. So. So. A. So. A. A. A. A. A. So. A. Yeah, you saw Mr. Exorcist though, Steve. This wasn't any bloke off the street, this was Mr. Exorcist.

Yeah. For you, that's the proof that there is. Just because like if it was a person you go, oh, they're playing up for the camera. Yeah, a budgie could possibly act like that Steve. Yeah, that's what you mean. You're saying, you're saying, you're saying, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's, that's. That's, that's. That's, that's. That's. That's, that's, that's, that's. that's, that's. that's, that's, that's. that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that-off. Yeah, or champion the Wonder Horse. Yeah. What do you think? Um, I think... I've changed, well I've changed my tune, Rick, I don't know about you. I have, and I think we should play a record. I'd love to get Mr. Exorcist in. Wouldn't that be amazing? Never dabble with things you don't understand. Sorry. Like women. to women. See what I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. tho. thu. thi. tho. tho-I thoom-I thoom-I thu. I thu. I thu. I thu. I thu. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. tha. tha. thea. tha. back on me. There, boys and girls. Girls and boys.

Embarrassed herself. the the girl's and boys there, Steve, on XFM, 104.9. So, uh, it's not, it's a bad really, because we didn't plan the thing, you know. No, no, what? We've proved the supernatural, we were wrong about that. Well, I just, just one other question. Was was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was've proved the supernatural we were wrong about that. Well I just just one other question was there anything else in this woman's house that led her to believe that they were ghosts or was it just the fact that you know Tweety or whatever his name was wasn't chirping.

You see this is the problem I was watching UK style I was watching something on that. What was on that? It was do you know it's not changing rooms? It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not changing rooms. It's not changing rooms. It's not changing rooms. It's not changing rooms. It's not changing rooms. It's not changing rooms. It's not changing rooms. It's not changing. It's not changing. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It but cheaper. Quite seriously right you might be the most interesting man in the world I'm fascinated by I'd like to follow you I'd like to have a hidden camera on you I'd I can ask you any question you know I'd I'd like to have you in a cupboard in my flat so I'm gonna I just think about I wonder what Carl thinks that and I just throw some at you and you'd you know I you know what I mean? Yeah because that's what my dad did. Just kept me in the cupboard. You know what I mean though? I just thought, I wonder what Carl would he never stuck for a conversation point if Carl's

arraign. That's what he's always got an opinion, he's got an opinion about everything. Yeah, it's fantastic. I love the fact he was watching UK style without a shadow of irony. that's what I like about it. I wouldn't like it if he was trying to be Kitch and stuff. I like it because he's down the line, straightforward, no nonsense. This is what I like. You know what I mean? He's going to be, it's going to be sort of like Jeffrey Boycott, Dickie Bird when he's about like 60 or 70. He's going to get on a bus and go to the driver somewhere you need an air, like their you, you, you, you, you, you their, you know, you their, you know, you know, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to to to to to to to to to to their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, I, I their, I their, I their, I I I I their, I I I I I their, I I I their, I I I I I their, I I th, I I th, I th.. I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I like, like, like, like, like, like, I like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm to to to a great old bloke that you... Genius. He doesn't get chinned in the pub, right? People protect him, you know, because he's like 70 or something. But it's great. You're looking for. You're actually, that nod, I'm not, that nod went, I can't wait to be 70. Yeah.

Wasn't it? Can I, can I make a suggestion that we just get comments they'd like to hear from Carl. Maybe they just want to know his opinion on the Afghanistan situation. Yeah, like, last night's Coronation Street, whatever. Yeah, like they do, you know, in the enemy or a magazine that comes, Billy says labor. Yeah. Carl has white van, man, he's a white van, see his opinions on various topics. Carl is very much our white man, white man van. So any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any any the the the the the the the their their the their their their that their that that that their that that that that that that that that that that that their. I I I I their. I I I their. He?? he their. He? he their. He? he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he? he he he he he? he he? He. He? He? He? He? He? He? He is th. He is th. He is th. He is very th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the th. He's th. He's thics. Carl is very much our white man van. White man van. Yeah. So any query you have, I think most of our listeners are, to be honest. Any opinion that you would like to hear voiced from the K-man, Ricky. Joveys at XFM. co. that the number is. It doesn't matter. It doesn't

matter. 700, 800, one, two, three, four. Sweet. Now it's time for our first regular feature of the day. That film sounds good. That film sounds good. I stopped the film reviews because I've done all the films that are nine or ten out of ten. I don't want to drop my standards. Absolutely. This is a feature where it's a soundtrack of a film where I like the single from it. It might make me want to see the film. Today is our first request. Right, interesting. This is for Martin who wants to hear, Living the City by Stevie Wonder and it's from Jungle Fever. Let's hear it. Well, I love the song and I love the film. Absolutely.

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Yeah. Well, not to be confused with Living in the City, which I think is a Desrae track. So never do that. You're a huge Desra Fountain. We were grooving along to that. It's a great, not my favorite, Stevie Wonder, I'm actually, for, he's just fantastic anyway. And during that, we said, heads down, we're just like, you know, just enjoying the moment. We said, turn it up, didn't we? We like it. Carl, just half by through, just looking at me, he was, he's got a driving license.

Yep. I went, I went, he's got a driving license. I went, as he went, yeah, just for his own else is blind I remember hearing something right who shouldn't have a driving license well and they have a lot of people someone who's I'm sure it was someone who's blind but you're right it's a bit of an odd one isn't it yeah but don't forget don't forget you haven't just this hasn't just happened this is in your head so you can't say that and go isn't it? No, but don't forget, don't forget, you haven't just, this hasn't just happened, this is in your head. So you can't say that and go, isn't that weird? How did that happen? It's in your head, don't forget at the moment, there is no proof of that. You can't say

something and they go, isn't that strange What are you thinking? I'm just thinking... Who's that other fella? Ray Charles? Yeah. Why would he have a driving license? He's blind as well. I think it's the blind thing we've got a problem with. It's the idea of people who are blind driving cars that's maybe made us question that.

I mean, Stevie may have a driver license. I very th. I tho thtest. No. He probably hasn't even, I mean he could have done the theory one maybe, but that's touch screen. And until Labradors actually are allowed on the Queen's Highway, I don't think we're seeing many blind people driving cars. You might be might be wrong. You might be wrong. Oh, you might be wrong. Oh, you might be wrong. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. thought of that! Yeah. Yes, you might be wrong. Could well be wrong. Well, there's a start. I fancy a bit of Ed Hardcore about now. Well, Rick, you've embarrassed us off because his name's Hard.

Yeah. Yeah. Just play the song cover. More public. I'll be nice. Still to come to our other features, of of course including hip-hop hooray! Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and Love Burns XFM 104.9 I'm Ricky Javais. My name's Steve Merchant. Carl what's your name?

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just, ah. I think we've created a whole new Will McDonald. I like to think so. Yeah. Or Gordon the Gopher. I used to have a show in Manchester. Did you used to host a show? Yeah. What kind sort sort the sort the sort the sort the sort the sort of of the sort the sort of of the sort the sort of of th th th th th th th th of th th th of th th th th th th th th of th of th. th. th of th. th. th. th. tho tho-I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. People. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the the the things was it? What sort of what sort of tip were you on? Phoneings and stuff. Yeah, yeah. You did a phone in? Not a proper one. What did you phone in about? No, they did and that was one problem. There was no phones. Go on. Just, you know, how things were going on that. Problems. Problems. Problems. Problems. Were you like you like an the the the you like an the the the the the the tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoing like thoing like thoing thoing thi thi. thoing thoing thoing tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoing thoing thoing thoing thoing thoing thoing thoing thoing th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoing tho tho tho tho thi. tho thi. thi. tho thi. thin. tho thin. tho-s. tho-s. tho-s. tho-s. tho-s. tho-s. tho-s tho Imagine sending someone to Carl. You've got problems. Is it delicate? We'll go to Carl Pilking. Hang on. Looks like maybe there's some questions. Oh, we've got a few questions here. What's the one? What's Carl's view on? Carl? What do you make of nudism? Who's that? Let me just check it that's from. It's a time and a place for it? That's that's a timeime. the time. the time. that's the time. that's that's that's that's the time. that's the time. that's from. that's the time. that's from. that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. to. It's. It's. that's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's That's from... It's very difficult to tell them. That's great, you see? There's a total place for it. That is just brilliant, that is Dickie Bird, that's that sort of northern, confident sound bike. Wasn't it a nudism? Time and place for it?

Would you do it, Steve? Would I do nudism? Yeah. He's not allowed on any national trust land doing it because he's caused the death of millions of Starlings. It's something on BBC Choice the other night, it's a really short show, I haven't seen it before. It's not a bloke eating copper soup and then another short show, like maybe someone cleaning their teeth with Colgate and then the really short show, what was it got? No, what it was, it was about, uh, uh this old this old this old this old this old, it was about, it was about, uh, it was about, uh, it was about, it was about, it was about this old, it was about, it was about this this this this this th, it's a th, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not a the the the their, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's their, it's their, it's their, it's not, it's not, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, the, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their teeth with Colgate and then the really short show what was it going? No what it was it was about this old fella who he's into nudism and he was saying he's done all right out of it. He said he's done all right out of it because there's not many blokes who are willing to go nude for modeling and that and he's about 70 so it's not. Is there much cry for that do that? He's doing all all all all th. He's th. He's th. He's doing th. He's doing all th. He's doing all th. He's doing th. He's doing th. He's doing th. He's doing th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's to to to to to toeeeeeeeeeean. He's doing all right for it. Sure. Good. And the odd thing was, you see? He had a corkscrew penis. He was just like walking around on the main road in like a

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Go on. No, go on. Sure. And what is it, right? Barbie doll, why couldn't that be real? Yes. Play a record, Carl. I do know the answer, actually, I have to say. What do you mean? Why couldn't it? If the Barbie doll was like a real person, it wouldn't work out. Right. It wouldn't work out.

I don't understand the question. Why do you understand it? Because it's one of those facts which I've heard in the past, but so therefore, because I know the answer, the question makes sense. But unless you, unless you know the answer, the question makes no sense. Well of course it does. That's what's brilliant. Is it worth using for the tickets,s about, oh, a man went into a field and died.

Why? You have to ask questions, you go, oh, because it's marriage to no. But well, I've got a million explanations. Okay, she'd be hollow. Do you know what I mean? No, he's right, actually. It is too vague. Why don't you give the answer and then you'll understand what your question meant to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the question meant the the question meant the the the the the question meant the the the question their to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the question, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, because theyorshiporshiporshiporshiporshiporshiporshiporship, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, because their their question. Oh... No, physically the proportions of Barbie could not be replicated on a real human woman because she just couldn't have those dimensions. Yeah, we know. Yeah, but that's, you know what I mean? Yeah, same goes for Fred Flintstone.

Do you know what I mean? to the head's half his body. It's a cartoon. Don't have a go at Carl, he's the game. I used to came around, people love him. God, they're getting alienate yourself. I've loved some hip-hop, Steve, seriously. Just laying into it. We'll come up with questions. We're giving away some incubus tickets later. Look forward to that.

It's time for hip-hop, hur-huray! This is from Dele-Sou-Hool, Hey, this is from Della-Soull, Mosaic Thump. Yeah, a lot of people have dismissed Ellisol but there's still some tracks you can dig out of which is, but this is a soul tip to this show, yeah? This is a wonderful track. This is With Me, play it car. A live POD or POD, today. A live POD or pod as I call them.

On XFM 104. I'm a bit of rock. Who are you? I'm Ricky Javais. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Carl over there. Now listen, a bit of rock there. It takes into a competition. We've got Incubus tickets to go away. Now I like Incubus. Now I like Incubus. I mean for what they are. I, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, they are, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th, th. th. th, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. thooooooooooooooooo. tha. A, thoooo. thoo. tha, tho. tha, tha, tha, tha, takes into a competition. We got incubus tickets to get away. Incubus, you say. Now I like Incubus. I mean for what they are, I'm a bit worried about

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now he wants to tell the world, he'd be down Hyde Park Corner tomorrow and they're going, right, who wants to know what I think about, I don't know, at two o'clock, at two o'clock? At the human league. Today at 4.13 I had one apple and listened to Prime Stream. Thank you. Oh, no you're great, Brok, Carl. We better stop now because we're going to make you into the new James fake. There will be more from Carnex. This is very last question that someone, this is Jim, he's emailed and he says, does Carl think that the water world, Mad Max, Judge Dred, or similar films present an accurate portrayal of what a post-apocalyptic world might be like? How do you imagine what the world will be, Carl, when the bomber's god?

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Yeah, they and and and they tried to go through a pod and there was a there was a there was a fish in there for some reason in their Wellington I mean for me probably No, what would you rather kiss a mermaid or a unicorn? Why? No, no, no, I want him to answer my wife. Okay, then. What would you rather kiss a lady with? The body of a horse? A fish? Want you? This is the best thing in a moment. This is like, you know when you call a file a rude word? And then the computer goes, do you want to open tits? You laugh because it's like, that's what playing with Carl's like.

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was on Steve, you're not going to hear this sort of eclectic mix of music anywhere. Anywhere else, Rick. We go from hip-hop to soul, to solely type hip-hop. And then some solely hip-hop-hop, and ash. And the joy of it is, Rick, that if people are open-minded enough and broad-minded enough, as I to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the th th, you th th th the th th th- th- th- the the th- the the the the th- th- th- th th- th- th- th-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y, you the record, you the record, you the record, you the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record the record th, th, th, th, th-up th-up th-up th-up thi-up thi-up thi-up-y-y-up-up-y-up-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y solely hip-hop hop hop and ash and the joy of it is Rick that if people are open-minded enough and broad-minded enough as I hope our listeners are yeah they're gonna be loving this and we play we played early out and last week we didn't care try we don't care what he's done since or what is like now we're not into a reputation I don't judge I don't I don't judge I don't judge I don't judge I they don't do do do do do do do you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you do I do I don't do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do the to do to do to do to do to do this now? I am not interested in what people think's cool. No, obviously. No, I'm interested in what people think is good, Rick. Yeah, yeah, all right? No, I'm interested in what we think is good, Steve. I don't care about what women think

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We've got our competition. Now, we were talking about people keeping overmind. Now our listeners have got open minds. They're like, they're not only open they're open, they're blank. They're not only, really, really. wasn't been phoning up, I don't know how they dialed. I think they're wrong numbers or they sat on the phone or something. And a lot of old listeners are coming back. Long people from the old days of XM. I don't know, they're obviously been allowed out. Yeah, well that's care in the community rate. Yeah, a lot of people now get the phone out of those homes or detox centers. Yeah, I thought maybe an old question. Yeah, I they I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I they're. Yeah. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're people. Yeah. I they're they're they're people. they're people. they're people from. they're people. they're people from. they're people from. they're people from people from people from people from. People from. People from people from. People from. People from. People from. People from. People from. People from. People from. People from. People from. People from. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. They they they they're people. People. People. People. They're people. People. They're people. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're from. They're from. They're from. They're from. They're from. They're from. They're from. They're from. They're from. People from. They're from. People from. People from. People from. People from. People from. the fact that, you know, clearly all those kind of needle exchanges and things like that really helping people stay alive and that's a joy. Sure, sure.

Because you know that's evidence there on the thing. Yeah, yeah, now what about this? Now you know the answer? I've known this before. Okay. There is one London station that has no vowels. That has no vowels? No he's not. Oh no, you not thought this was a tool. It's one vowel. It is one vowel. So there's one London station with one vowel? I can't remember the answer though. Oh no, this is pathetic. This is so rubbish. I so want to be on someone else's show. Like Camfield would be good. that. That that. That that. That, like, like, like, like, like, like, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th th th th th th though. Oh no, this is pathetic. This is so rubbish.

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What about this? What about this? You've got nothing, have you? No? Running on empty. Yeah. Play a record. Pye's there on XFM, 104.9.

Right, we've got a competition question. Steve's come up with it at the last minute. This is just a check if you are a regular listener of the show. Yeah, we would like to reward loyalty. Exactly, absolutely. So last week on the show, Ricky described a story that happened to him back in the 80s when he was making his TV appearance on Razmataz with his band. And he tried to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th..e, the, the, thean, try.ean, try.ea, try.eager, try, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, he tried to you had to fly out was it to Newcastle yeah and he tried to get on a plane and a pop act of the 80s tried to help

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It was indeed the Fizz. Do you like Incubus? Yeah. Right. Right. Oh, yeah, you see. If I was interrogating you, I'd tickets. Please don't make the shift into you. No, to be fair, they're rightfully yours.

I'll tell you what, I'll have a t-shirt if you give them the tickets. Is that just any old t-shirt or? Can we send her a t-sit? Carl's not in. Carl because you've got to take her name and everything now. You keep talking a minute. Yeah. This is pathetic. This wouldn't happen with Dr. Foxy? Foxy wouldn't do this.

Can I, can't say it about his bank, there's a train station with one vow. Yeah, but there's loads on he hasn't thought it through bow as well. Listen, Carl, they can't have been that. I can't remember it. What was it? I remember I tried it last time I tried it on it. And I couldn't work out. Then there was wrong answers. I remember Oldwich. Maybe it's Oldwich. What's... What's... What's... What's he talking to? What? What? Who's... Who's it talking to? What? What? What? What? What? What? their... What is the thinne... the... th... th... th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to... try. try. try. try. try. try. try. tho. the. the. the. the. the. th she's picked up the phone now. So what am I doing? We're giving away, we're letting people behind the curtain. Let's keep up this veneer of professionalism. This is so rubbish, isn't it? Come on, no, no, don't do your attention to it? Okay, all right.

Let's just talk, let's just talk't think it's probably going to be the stutter. I think it's going to be Garry, he has a name there Steve. I think it's going to be Garraith yeah apparently in the polls in the week he's getting twice and we're back don't. Okay, so, okay so she's getting a t-shuttle. contestant hello this is amazing an error I mean we couldn't do this worse hello hello hello how is that it's that Dan Dan Hany so do you want to go to incubus I'd love to man okay hold on this is pointless because he's just heard the last he's learned the answer yeah definitely but this is mad we didn't

think this true no but let's be honest he wouldn't have been on the line if he didn't know the answer are you cheating Dan Dan he said he's not cheating for this is fail safe that's fail safe this is our rigorous I can't believe it Dan you're going to incubus well done well done well done oh thank you guys oh oh thanks cheers cars oh oh oh thanks to the too thanks cars that that that that that that that than thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks that that that that that that thanks thanks that that th oh oh oh oh oh oh oh th oh oh th oh oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh that that that that that oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh that that that that that that that that that that that than than than than than the ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch c' tha tha thanks thanks thanks thanks they thanks thanks thanks thanks to thanks the thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks we have to do? Do we just hang up or what happens? Well, you play a song and... Play a song then. You've got his details. Oh, play it. Just what is it that you want to do? Well, we want to be free. We want to be free to do what we want to do.

FEDAWEDA, JEDA, just, that reminds me of this Christmas where my 51-year-old brother wouldn't let anyone near the PlayStation 2 because he was playing Grand Tourismo and he has to build his car up and buy it. He just played it from about 6 o'clock to 3 in the morning. Was it bought for him? But 3? I don't know, but we had to watch him. Really? Why that song particularly? It's on it. I think FEDA feature all all over it's tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that-a feature tho tho-a their th. I their their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I theat theat the. I theat theat theat the. I theat the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I that song particularly? It's on it. I think feed a feature all over it, don't they, on the soundtrack, yeah. So there you go. Yeah.

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disposal unit use very often but you see them up Yeah, yeah. I love the idea, because what we did was we moved about 100 yards down the road because we thought if the bomb goes off, we want to see it, that'll be dramatic. Yeah. We don't want to get the engine. I love the idea of like a sandwich board flying off into the engine just embedding itself in someone's head. Yeah. No one would who I sue? Well that was wrong. That was wrong the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, th. That was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was th. That was th. That was th. That was the th. That was th. That was, th. That was, th. That was, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the bomb, the bomb. the th. th. We th. We th. We the that, that, the the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho. is that, is that Cumberland Pie for 595? I can't believe I like. John, I think there's something more serious. Anyway, I'm... Paramedics going, I can't... 99-pe of pie? It's funny. I'm going to come back here. So anyway, so, listen, he calls the police, right? And so after a while, you know, it's like 40 minutes later. And I th, I I I the police, I think, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. than, than, than, than, than, than, I'm, I'm, I'm think, I'm, I'm, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm to. P. Paramed. Paramed. Paramed. Paramed. Paran. Paran. Paran. Paran. Paran. Paran. Paran. Paran. Paran. Paran. Paran. Paran. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. but um this police van turns up after about 40 minutes of waiting right and this this guy leaps out the van and he goes what you're the guys reported this are you we went yeah he went right and he looked at the bag

and he picked it up he uzzipped it and there was just some rubbish in there and he just looked he just threw it out of us he went there's there's your bomb and threw it to to you to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the other the other the other their the other to to to the other the other to the other the other to to to to to to to to to to the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other guy guy they go go go go go they. they other guy they other guy they other guy they other guy's they. they. the other they the other the other the other teaching us about being this is? Do you presume he reported him to do? Of course we're not, Woskin at him, you know, it's not. Do you know what I think? I think he thought it was a bomb and he was trying to blow you up to teach you a lesson. Well, possibly. That's bad, that is really bad. It just winds, that, th. and we had like extensions and cut off t-shirts and jeans and sexy yeah you know

like make it all new it like and we're just eating chips on the corner and this it was a Saturday so I assume it was like um football patrol about 12 police and they sort of slowed down looked us and he wound the window down and the bloke driving shall we you look like a couple ofats. Bill turned to me and went, is that an offence? And I remember wanting to laugh at the joke, but thinking, that's annoying. Yeah. I think what was it bad, isn't it? They were right. It's not really a police issue, I don't think. Someone called in to a H.Q. Guys, you can see anyone looks a bit to, you know, the fashion police. If you see anyone looks at, uh, yes, we've heard a bit, there's a bit of a, uh, to do.

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oh God he's right. He's one since you remember ten years later. Yeah, that's a horrible thing. What a twice, I know, but when you're 18. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Because I never did stuff like that. Oh, that is twice. I was too busy saying can I try in your helmet. Oh that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I. I was try. I was try on your helmet? Oh dear. Oh we better play another son, isn't there? Oh, this is a great track. This is Groove Armada. It's from the album Goodbye Country. Hello Nightclub. It's the opening track. It's called Sun Toucher.

I think you'll like this, Steve. I'm looking forward to it. Groove Armada there and Sun Toucher. I didn't realize you were a Groove Armada dance music fair. Well no, Jane played it to that. I didn't know that before but I loved it immediately. Oh, it's great. It's like a soundtrack mix with a little bit of hip-hop and... Oh, it's all like a big, a big dance music. It's a big, I didn't know that before. But I. It's like a soundtrack mixed with a little bit of hip pop and oh it's all it's all like a big big mix of it. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah I just wish us what the world was really like we could just live in harmony. I wish it was an onion. Oh if only the world were a great

onion. Yeah yeah yeah yeah oh well maybe one day well this is nearly the end of the show it's been the end of the show. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I. I. I'm. I'm nearly the end of the show. It's been Ricky Jvays on XFM 104.9 with Carl. And it's been a great show and there's been some laughter, there's been some tears, there's been some jokes, there's been some political satire. I like to think so. But above all, there's been some chat with friends. And there's been some bloody great music. And there's been some bloody great music. I don't there. And there. And there. And there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there's there's there's there, there, there's there's there's there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's been there's been some there's been some there's been some some some there's been some some there's been some there's been some some there's been some some there's been some some there's been some there, and to swear at this time. Play Chuncture. Yeah, um, because you make yourself look a cock and me look a twat and Carl look like a complete song for ladies. Um, rarely do you get a chance to play on a radio station. No one minute. Seven minutes worth of Led Zeppelin.

But screw it, I thou, you know screw it I thought hey you know it's the end of the show we don't give a damn it's an amazing song with the language screw damn and bloody do not a sermon make Rick it's a beautiful song if you're not a Zeppelin fan stick with it it's not roaring rock as you'd expect the rain song from Hazers of the Holy see ne see you ne see later