The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S2E11 (November 2, 2002)

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

Series two of the podcast began on 28 February 2006. It consisted of 6 episodes with the final one released on 4 April 2006. The series saw the return of Karl's Diary and Rockbusters. A new (though short-lived; it was only presented in the first episode) feature was also introduced in order to replace Pilkington's "Monkey News", called "Real Monkey News", where Gervais attempts to present facts about chimpanzees which are factual and scientific.With the start of series two, the formerly free Ricky Gervais Show shifted to a pay model – and as a result the show is now classified as an audiobook. It is available through Audible and the iTunes Store with individual episodes. The reason for this addition, according to Ricky on the podcast, is because The Guardian agreed to pay for the bandwidth for 12 episodes, and any more extra episodes would have to be paid for out of their personal finances.

Food Fighters, all my life on XFM 104.9 I'm working Japanese with me Steve Merchant and of course Carl Pilkington. Ooh, have we got a shoe for you today? What have we got planned? What have we got? Oh, we've got. Oh, lo! Loads.

Lo and, theyrifices. to you, the whole week off right so what have you been up to you like call call them what tell them what you've what we've planned all the stuff you've done what you got but Rick specifically what have you come up with I've come up with them the music right obviously that's we've already planned that we plan that we've to plan that that's all that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's all that's that's that's all that's all that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's all that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha' tha' tha' the tha' tha' the have you yourself contributed to today show I'm looking for a I got a text message today from Ross Noble you know Ross Noble the comedian who's on who's on I got news for you right he says ask Carl if he woke up with ladies boobs would he just put a dress on and live as a lady or will he just be a man but with these boobs

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What would you say to the doctor? So you'd be happy with this because you believe in shite like in what happened. No, no, I know. But it can happen because I told you a couple of weeks ago how that can happen. What? You can wake up with breasts if you're a fella. I told you. Go on? Haven't you remembered? No, I, funny that, in it? you tell us on air? Yeah. It can happen if you go to Argentina and have a steak you can wake up with breasts because I'm sure I'd have remembered Paul the other one. Look he likes that he likes that is that what you've come up with this week that joke brilliant player record is gonna be a dynamite show.

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M&S. You know that? You know the shop? It's all about that. Yeah. Whip flash smile and all that, all the things you can get at Mucks and Spences. Shiny boots of leather. Yeah, I think that's a new division they've opened. Yeah, but we have got a great show lined up.

Have we know? We know we have no no because we've got rockbusters coming up the great new quiz. That's that's made the press. Has it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Frimley Tea Room's newsletter mentioned it. We've also got... Educ's Carl's local isn't it? Yeah, we've also got educating Ricky where Carl educates me. The one last week, a girl right, she was deaf and she was had an argument with the mom and she pushed her and she hit her head and then she can hear again. Yeah. Don't know what I learned from that. No. It might be subliminal, someone might be going, it might be a metaphor that I will learn from. Yeah, yeah, so look at his face. So we might as well be talking Dutch, might we, Carl?

Say something quick, it's radio. I don't understand what you want from me. Oh, we're really joking. All right, so, educating Ricky, I've worked a bit hard of this week. We've got some good stuff. Okay. I'll give you the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea, the the theaseaseaseaseasea, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Look, thathea, thathea, thathea, thathea, thathea, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. We're, th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're tha, tha, tha, tha, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, a bit harder this week, we've got some good stuff. I'll give you the teaser headlines late in a bit. So you've got rockbus to just on. Carl's having a bit of a stress for a week because he thinks he's not appreciated because he's he's gets in at what times you get in about eight or nine don't you? Well, well, last week, yeah. I've been busy th About half past eight, nine o'clock at night. Yeah, you're in Saturday. Yeah, I'm in now.

You get paid, don't you? I'm busy at home. A lot of people work late, Carl. A lot of people work 12 hour days. Why are you busy at home, Carl? What are you up to? Because we try to sort out, I've been trying to call out to call to call to call to call we? If anyone wants to buy a futon or a table? Just think, what's it a photon that Carl Pilkington slept on? How much you're asking? Whatever. For the two, you've got to take the two, I don't want like different people coming

around and that. Sure, wasting you tell you table. You've got to buy a foot on a table. It's like tea's made isn't it alarm clock and team maker this is food on table. Looking for about about 100 quid. It's good condition the foot on. Yeah. Right, no static so that you haven't pissed yourself in the, no, nothing. No, nothing. What sort of table is are we talking? Are we talking like a table It's just a nice wooden table. Is it kind of oak or is it sort of an IKEA sort of thing? No it's like oakish. Yeah so it's like oakish. Yeah so it's like.

It's like oakish. Yeah so it's a bargain well if you look at it if you how long have you had it I know how old this is a whole new strategy well I'm thinking I don't think it's legal I think I'm tell you what I'm interested in in Rick it just just just finding a little bit about the sort of thing that Carl's he I'm the I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I the th I the th I th I'm th I'm th th th thin I'm thin I'm the to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the to spend a hundred pounds just to go round Carl's house. No, no, I won't be, no. No, no, they'll come here, I'll bring it to work and they can pick it up here. I'm gonna bring a foot on and a table to work. Don't you ride a bike to work? So, hold on, we need someone with someone with a van the little Chinese fellow that lives across the road on the two bounces and

the old woman who's dead reading a book? Could you meet him somewhere? I've got the idea. What about if you meet at the end of your street, you blindfold them? Like they do when they're when the terrorists take the negotiator to the hideout? Yeah. And so you so you you you you you you you you you you you you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could so you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could you could. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. could. could. the. could. could. the. could. could. could. could. the. could. could. could. the. the. could. the from the sounds and stuff. Yeah, yeah. But what about that car? That seems a great idea. And would you sign the futon for people, do you think? Would you give me a little signature? Or maybe at least a bill of purchase. You could sign the palette. Or I could try and get work to buy it off me and then we give it away for rock busters. Do you didn't do that? I think they'd probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably it for it for th. I'd probably do it for Foxy with his with his big hog. Imagine how big that would be. Imagine if he wanted to sell his hog. Yeah. That is a motorbike isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. He's been selling his hog for money for years doesn't he? Oh dear. So if people are interested in maybe email Ricky Dutovays at XFM dot co. If you're interested in by Carl's Foton competition 100 pounds ONO

Yeah yeah yeah I never knew what that meant oh I know I thought it went sort of on news oh no news yeah well tell him what we got what we got got to give away Steve so actually I have to say you've excelled yourself this week Irish Ashcroft's single coming up soon after this go on when have you since when have you taken to talking like that it does am this go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to go go go go to go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. I they. they. I to to to to to to to. to. to. I they. I they. they. I they. I they. I Go on. Since when have you taken to talking like that? It does amuse me. Go on. This is actually, this is a nice little collection here. This is a 3DV set, David Attenborough's The Life of Birds, trials of Life and Life in the

freezer. That's a good one, isn't it? What? What is best at? Well, absolutely. This is... When he goes off the ball and does like fast cars. This is very, very good indeed. This is a best of David Bowie compilation. It is a very good case. It's a proper one. Not the rubbish ones that no one else wanted. This is a brilliant compilation. Yes, but excellent collection on there. Now this looks like a madness. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, it's far worse than than we that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's a their. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the the best. It's a the best. It's a the best. It's worse than we could possibly have imagined. It seems to be some kind of tie-in with the Our House Madness Musical. And it's not, what, what, what, a cast of 20 people who wanted to be singers? It's tricky to find out, I can't figure out if it's the originals or not, but needless to say if you're a madness fan, I'm sure that that's a love that. Now I know that Steve, I wouldn't mind that DVD collection myself. It's the giveaway that no we can't. I'm talking of great compilations. What about this is Country Legends. I'm seeing on the front of Glen Campbell. We got Dolly Parton.

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What's just happened? This has sparked you up of it? Steve's just called up. He's just called up, is putting an offer for the foot on and the table. Yeah. I think he wanted to, he definitely wanted it, but I said, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, to me, to me, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to I said look you know think about it over the weekend. Yeah. You're not a hustler. No I'm not I'm not going to rush him into it because once he's got it is that you can't bring it back I'm not messing about. No. So the bloke said what sort of wood is it.

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because I think it came from an old people's home you know when you see like old people of fabric that allowed you to just mop it down with a wet cloth. Why? Because I think it came from an old people's home. You know when you see like old people in some kind of social room in an old people's home, just sat watching a little crappy TV and you can you can wipe everything clean. It was one of those chairs. Oh that's fantastic. So if anyone's, maybe they've got an elderly. Didn't you keep slipping off? Just go slightly and it's also the most uncomfortable chair because unless you've got chronic back pain it just it's just the most uncomfortable chair.

It makes you see it bolt upright if not slightly forward. You've done a good sale on it I think other the phones are going mental how much you want to if you've had a recent accident or you've got a disabled or or someone in the house who's just elderly then you might want to get in touch I'm happy to you can take that off man for 25 quid. This is so wrong. 25 quid I'll take that. Whether you're setting up an old people's home you know it's a little project yeah you don't get a lot of grant and we can have things like I mean because though Steve such a high flyer I mean if it really is a good cause they. I like to assess each case you know the regime. But certainly if you are a charity then I'm not going for 20 quid. You take it off

my hands with 20 quid. But otherwise 25 and I tell you it's in good condition. I am really selling it. I'm really fine. And there were some stains I've wiped them clean. Oh yeah yeah oh dear well that's fantastic so we've so we should resuscitate the swap. You the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I they're are are are are are are are are they're are th. I th. I th. th. th. the. they're they're the. Certainly. Certainly. Certainly. Certainly. I'll the. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, tot. So, tot. So, tote., I tell you what we should we should resuscitate next week, Swop Shop. The multi-color. Honestly, there's a great format, but there's a couple of things I've always wanted to get a house. Swap Shop is one of them.

The other one is Superstars. I don't remember Superstars was great because it was like the people of their time so you'd have you'd have Beckham and what's his name? Who's the tennis player? Was it? Ruzzki? Yeah Ruzzki and they have to compete so all these people have to compete at each other sports and they have to do seven out of ten sports and there's a leaderboard and there's a big final oh oh Kegan came off his bike it's not like it's a lot of sports notasks it's a te'a' to to to their th I I I I I I I I th not th not th is's not th is not th got thininininininininininnenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenenene still still still still still still still still not their not thin is not they. It's not thin. It's not they. It's not thin. It's not thian. It's is they. It's is not they. Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh. It's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not. they. they. they. they. the the the the they. the they. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not they. It's not they. It's not they. It's not they. It's not they. It's not they. It's not they. It's not they. It's not they. It's not the the they. It's not they. It's not they. It's not they. It's not the win it. No no it's real sports. It's proper sports. It's 100 meters, tennis, weightlifting, all the real sports you can't do your own sport. Well I know you're a pretty big guy now in British TV you're a bit of a big shot. What do you reckon? Pull some strings? Let's get it back on that. Superstars. Sperstars. Me, me, Johnny Vegas, Peter K. For the comedy comedy superstars and what we got next we've got a bit of Springsteen have we let's play Springsteen this is a track from his

current album the Rising a lot people think Bruce is a bit MLR a bit middle of the road or whatever but you know I just think it's off yeah I just think screw you I just think yeah get lost you imagine this you're open up the radio if you are play the tune they that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try I I I try I try I try I try I try I true you're true you're true you're true you're true you're true you're true you're true I true I true you're true I they I the the the home maybe to the Thanksgiving to see your folks. Just turn up the radio if you are. Play the tune. Probably not though. That just reminded me when I brought a... So stop it for a second? Just realize. When I brought a woman back and she saw the orthopedic chair. Did you bring a woman back to your pad? Oh, it's embarrassing. And the harness. Can you give me those those those those those those those those those tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tho tho the tho the the tho the tho the the the the the the the the tho. the tho. the the thoome. thrown. throwne. the the to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu. I thu. I I I I thu. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I thrude. I. I thrude. I true. true. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. tru. true. true. true. Just. Just. Just. It's just. I true.those two splints? I'm sorry? Those two splints there? Well, I've

got to go, have you? Is this a potty under the base? The Rising Title Trac from Bruce Brinstein's current album. Great track. Great track. Great. It's a feeling of melancholy and uplifting. We've had quite an interactive show so so far because we've got a call that superstars is coming back and it's due to come back in the BBC schedules which is great is apparently was Steve Redgrave is one of them I just think will professional footballs be allowed to take part these days though when I'm 50 grand a week you can't really have them falling off bikes and their ankles McCaskill yeah yeah he can't really have them fullaintied-a their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they've they've they've they've they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to they're to took took to to took to took to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they Fit Club. He had been looking about three times, didn't he? Did you see Slepity Fit Club? No, I haven't seen it. There was a great moment where

they had to go into a thing called a bod pod and you sit in it, looks quite a space age and it, and it, and it, analyzes you and it tells you percentage body fat. Now I think men are meant to be about 15 to 25% body fat women are meant to be about 20 to 30 body fat and they all went in there and it said in McCaskill and it came up to do the 34% body fat or whatever slightly overweight the da da da da da I'm gonna come to the 38% of overweight then it went the other one did it uh uh 45% body fat obese then it went the then it. th. Then th. Then they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they all they all they all they all they all they're they're they're they're they're they all they all they're all they're they're they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all they all I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I they all I they all I they're they're they're they're they're they're th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the the I'm they're they're they're they're they're the overweight then it went the other one to the 45% body obese then it went John O' Did it say I don't want to tell you? Yeah yeah yeah and then it went 50 50% body fat

very obese then Rick Waller was sat in there and it came up 60% body fat and I wanted to come up slug. But it came up more with it 60% you are 60% body fat and I wanted it to come up slug. But it came up more than it's 60... you are 60% fat. So 60% of him is fat? Yeah, yeah, 60% of his entire makeup. That's extraordinary. It is. Well you know my feelings about Walla. Well, let's go on to him. I mean, that's the reason I don't watch the show actually. I do feel a bit sorry for him and he is, I he, I he, I he, I he, I he, I he, I he, I he he he he he he he he th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is th is th is th is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, think he is trying, although the fellow there thinks he's not trying. So I don't know who to believe Steve. I don't know, I believe Waller and he does get pains in that and he is a bit... The problem is, right? He does like Absolutely. So you're saying don't exercise and carry on eating and answer that one down. Let me write that one down. I will send that to the British

nutritional organisation. No that's good Carl Pilkington. Okay well no, I'm no doctor anything. Whoa! Come off it. Stop being some bloody modest. Please. You are a doctor. You are not a doctor, seriously. You're not, you didn't qualify. But that's interesting. He dropped out earlier.

That's mad. That is mad. I mean, you're as good as doctor. You just didn't get the paperwork. He didn't do it. Bruce brings him, depressed him a little bit, because it reminds him of when he worked in the supermarket. And I said, it's funny how a song can do that, take you right back there. He went, yeah, nothing else can do that. I said, well actually smell is the most evocative sense because smell is linked to memory

in the brain. And he went, yeah, they probably said that, probably said's music now. We've had this theory knocking around for you know ten dollars. I went to see Bruce you'll be pleased now I just want the fans of the show to know that I did make it to Bruce Springsteen's concert last week and he started with that song we just played and it was dynamite. I mean he never let up almost three hours he rock and he he's 53 he was sliding the the th I I I I I I I I was th so so so so so so so so I I I I I I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th so th so th so th so I was three he was th so th was th was the three he was three he was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th was thrown he was throwne throwne throwne thronge throwne thronge throwne throwne throwne throwne throwne throwne the the the the the floor on his knees he was jumping on the piano it was real Jerry Lee Lewis rock and roll and it was dynamite and I just was looking around though and when I am the trendiest person at a gig oh dear then I'm in trouble do you know what I mean imagine you know on Amazon dot com it says like people who bought X also bought Y and I think people who bought tickets for Bruce probably bought tickets for Martin

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Yeah, excellent. Yeah, right. Let's let's get this show well and truly on the road We better start educating Ricky next car. What have you got for me? I can't wait for learning, I need learning, I need education. We should just explain, obviously for those that have just tuned in. Carl try to teach Ricky three things each week. Based on the pun title, Educating Ritter. Each of them, just to tantalize Ricky is abbreviated into some kind of a pukhy, the crypt.... Cclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclclcli, is th, is th, is a clue, is a clue, is a clue, is a cry, is a cry, is a cry, is a cry, is a cry, is a crying, is a crying, is a crying, is a crying, is something. th, which is, which is something. thi, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, is something. th, is something. th, is something. th, is something. th, is something.. th, is something. th, is something... th, is something. th, is a cry, is a cry, is a cry, is a cry, obviously. thi, obviously. thi, obviously. thi, obviously. thi, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, just just a crying, just a crying, just a crying, just a crying, obviously, just a crying, just a crying, obviously, you got for us this week? They are really cryptic this week. First story, little headline is, don't worry about him. He can't it. He can't handle it. Sounds a bit like he can handle it but it's not. Second one.

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Don't worry about him, he candle it. He candle it. Okay, let's hear this one. Right, are you familiar with the, the phrase burning the candle at both hands? Yeah. Do you know how it's come about? I know what it does. I assumed that it was to get more light in the room. How would that work? Well they'd put the the the the the the the the the their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, the the tho' tho' tho' th. th. tho' tho' tho' tho' c. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thin, the. ta. tend, tend, tend, tend, they.a. Can't, tend, tend.a.a' cand, tendlant. Can't, the, the, the, that work? Well they put it sideways and light both wicks so I have one candle they could get to, no go on. What it is. It means it means you're staying, you're doing too much, you're staying up too much, you're not getting enough sleep in your... years ago, yeah. When they didn't have light bulbs and that. Oh yeah what year is this? Literally literally ages ago specifically. Yeah quite a bit back. Okay. Didn't have light bulbs and that so they used to have candles. When did the

light bulb come in because I can't remember at the moment? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I don't know. Okay go on. So yeah so they've kind of light bulb. You're not me. You're a doctor you're not a historian. Go on. And people who worked a lot of hours, yeah. How many? Literally lots. They get up early in the morning because they have to be up early. And it's dark, so they light the candle. Sure. And they wear it out a bit. And then they'd be getting in late as well.

And they'd be like, oh, it's dark. again and the burning candle at both ends of the day so that's where the saying comes from burning the candle at both ends so all right that's a little lesson yeah that's it okay okay can I have no you can't rush into them Rick you've got you've got soaked that one in any questions for Carl off the back of that what do you think so so so? So so you think so so people soaked so so I'm to say so. So so you so you so. So you so. So you so. So, so? so? so? so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. So, so, so, so, so. So, so, so, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Any questions for Carl off the back of that? What do you think? So, so people would, I mean basically where this comes from is people would literally, they're literally brilliant the camera, they're the end of the day. Sure. There you go. So we've still got. Go on. I'm committed to this treatment.

I'm just like Christmas. I've got to open another present now. No, I'm afraid we've got to save it. But Rick, listen, we often get a lot of email correspondence during the show, Rick, which I don't sort of pass on to you because I mean you're busy, you're planning the show and stuff. Sure, you've got a lot of ideas, Rick because he's been listening to the show. He says, Ricky, your show is appalling. Are you actually aware you're on the radio or someone just secretly stuck a microphone on you? That's from Richard Anderson.

That's typical of the kind of feedback we're getting today. So that's that's the kind of high positive praise that we're getting so I'm gonna I'm gonna I was gunning for him as a fan I was worried early on in our career so I think I think he's hooked now though but but thanks and Andrews for getting in touch good work he's sitting through for hellraiser though any yeah well that's still the constant what we're playing a bit of old dirty bird I can't I can't say the word it's offensive old dirty old he'd be is it all dirty bollocks no no no no no dirty big cock what is it what is it I can't tell you it breaks up brilliant yeah yeah yeah funny words isn't it

what other funny words are there although x f f f f f fm's a funny word I just say the letters out because the word doesn't make sense just let me just let me just check Richard Anderson's email again just remind myself of... Go on. Ricky, your show is appalling Richard Anderson. What I like about Dickie, Dickie Anders is that he's obviously so angry, he's so annoyed, he's so annoyed by the show, he's so annoyed by the show he's annoyed, he's so annoyed, he's thin' to show his disapproval.

I'm thinking of giving up. I'll tell you what though, it is pretty hard to listen to. What this? I've listened back to the tape that when you're making that thing for the best of. And I, I mean I sounded like Albert's Taplock. punch drunk stroke victim and I... Oh there you go I was to say I don't remember myself like that. So yeah I do apologize it's it's not a great planned show slick word of articulate. No no no no no but I mean then who is? But I think you know there's so many shows that are you know now

nowadays on radio I think there's a lot of stuff that's heavily formatted you know and there's with you of stuff that's heavily formatted, you know, and there's with, you know, I don't know, presenters who were professional and got some sort of degree of talent and ability to sort of string a sentence. You know what I'm thinking, Chris Moyles, predominantly. But I mean, I'm bored with those, those things being, you know, I think we need a little bit, little bit of Carl in our life. Hey, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I've th, and I've th, and I've the, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've the, and I've the, and I've the, and I've, and I've, and I've, and I've, and I've, and I've, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I've the, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got, and I've got some, and I've got some, and I've got some, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the rid of your your furniture. You've already got a buyer. Because if there's only other stuff what I we were clearing some stuff out of our place recently and we just dumped some stuff outside on the street because we were going to take it and take it to the tip later just just dump some stuff outside and I have never seen so many people come out of

the woodwork scaveging through our garbage it was incredible they were like zombies well that's what was it they were like flies around it was crazy when I said to Carl that's what you just do just dump it outside when he went when he went when he went he said you think I asked enough under it I went yes definitely you went oh what could I said no don't do that I said because you'll end up I have to pay the council take it away said I would to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the themen fellow sitting at the desk. Imagine a walk past is sat outside hearts right the little 24-hour shop sat outside there and he goes have you got any change and they go I can do better than that. Yeah he's a chair and table. He's a footon. Yeah a footon no less not your boring bed but a trendy yeah. But the thing is amazing the number of people the number of people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people. A the number of a the number of a the number of a the the their. A their. A their. A their. A their. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fu. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fun. A fu. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. the thing is, I, the amazing number of people that would stop to look at our junk. What, there was a car driving by with a family and kids, peripherally respectable, just driving past, you know, on the way to somewhere, stopped, got out, got the kids out of

the car, come on kids, let's just look through this chunk. But I like the You said we were going to Walton Tower, yeah. Yeah, that's the they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thii's thathea. the the the the the the the the the their thathea. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their f. their f. their f. their f. their f. their fared. their fared. their fared. their fared. thi. thi. thi. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tha. tha. to the zoo. Let's look through this rubbish. We're not going to look through this shit. Oh! That's a needle. That's a need of. It was, I mean, who does that? It was like a Saturday afternoon. Kids were just going to go and look through some rubbish. And one guy, this is the most incredible. And one guy caught himto squeeze past him. He was in our front garden. Oh was he? Yeah going through other he torn the bags open he was going through it I said to him what you're up to he was going to toward he was I said to him what So we went off, I didn't think anything of it. I was walking past the shops, the following day, a little sort of kind of 7-Eleven, right,

I was walking past, I thought, oh, that's interesting, a Gil Scott Heron album for sale. And I looked, I thought, wait a minute, this is all our rubbish. And the guy had set up like a little car boot sale sale, like, like, like, like, like, like, the sale, the sale, the sale, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, their, th, th, th, their, th, th. I, their, their, their, th. I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I. I, I. It, I. It, I. It, I was, I. It, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was a. It's a little, I was a little, th. It's a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was a little, I was, I was, our junk, he'd marked on prices, there's like an old RAC book from 1976 that have been lying in the house, a yellow pages, you know, and he'd marked up the prices. So I'm glad you were. What year was that? 50 P I snapped it up. I thought that was a bargain. And it was incredible the cheek of just selling our junk outside. Enterprise. You didn't you do that. What you used to do the the the the the the did you used to do? You didn't used to sell flowers? I sold fizzy drinks at school. Did you? Yeah. What that you made? What? What, of course, when you were doing your Pilkeys making music, your disco, he used to go into my bedroom and you could find a pair of tights and a cigar? Yeah, they'd be prizes. Did your dad used to smoke cigars in tights or your mom? Which one used you used you used to to to to to to to to to to to to go? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to to to to to to to to to to to their to their their their to their their to their to to to to their their to their their their their. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah..... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.'d be prizes. Did your dad used to smoke cigars in tights or your mom?

Which one of them? He's just... Go on. Right, let's, let's, uh... Yeah, we're educating Ricky. No, no, no, that's all teasing that. No, that's all teasing that. that's all the tea. Well, I think we should play the show? Oh, join it, yeah. It's still good is it? Let me just check what Richard Anderson thinks of it.

Good evening, Anna again. Oh, he thinks it's appalling. No, the Dixter thinks it's appalling. So we should be great. What was the music? What was the music? What's the's gonna come. Well, Carl, we've got loads of ideas, we've got emails coming left, right and centre. I think you've caused quite a stir. I think you've turned this show around, to be honest.

I'm being, honestly. Yeah? No, you've done really well. You're actually acting a bit like a producer, isn't he? We had a great suggestion that we've had a great email here. Let me just check this one. This is from Jeff Dunn, he's a big fan of the show and he's just had a genius idea. He's saying you're moving house Carl, why don't Ricky and I come round? We can do a live outside broadcast from your flat. We can observe from your kitchen, those weirdos that live opposite. We can just maybe just wander and just see the kind of place that you've got, you know, seek, maybe check out your record collection, your clothes, what you've got in the bathroom, your foot-on. It would be like Louis Theru, wouldn't

it? We'll be Louis Theru. Come on, Carl, this is a dynamite idea. No. Why? I don't want you coming around making a mess on that. Well,, exactly. No, but you know what I mean? We're not going to make a mess. We're not going to have anything with us. But what's in it for anyone? Well, it's just a fascinating insight into you. Yeah, but right, when I see that little Chinese kid who's dancing about in his underpants, that show us the moon which he dances. Yeah, well, you say little Chinese kid, he's a 35 year old man isn't it?

Yeah, well, yeah, you don't, you know. Yeah, that's beside the point, you know, we'll find our own amusement. No, I don't, I don't, I know, the woman downstairs has got a baby and if we make loads of noise and that gets stressed out. We OB we need to get like a car outside with a big aerial on it and the parking is bad around our way what do you mean to do a outside broadcast can't they put in an ice dine line just for the day it's gonna make a mess of the wall and I'm I won't get me deposit back to the deposit back

so we'll leave that You know he's gone around painting all the little holes to get his deposit back in the wall. He wants to get his deposit back. He's probably comes from about 400 quid redecorating. Let's remind people Carl of the prizes for Rockbusters this week. It's dynamite stuff. We've got the David Attenborough DVD Nature Collection. We've got a number of CDs, the best of David Bowie, we've got a Madness CD, not quite sure whether that's songs from the musical or their original tunes, Country Legends, two CDs there of great country music, and the remix to XFM compilation. Plus of course the big movie prize this week. Hellraiser! If you haven't seen it already, then I assume you have never seen a film before. Because I don't know if there's anyone who hasn't seen Hellraiser.

But obviously you have to be above 18 to join. Come on in. How long would you want to be round for? Is this just for the show? A couple hours? Two hours, just get the desk in there. Live OB. We could check out the foot to throw. We could check out. We could check out. We could check. We could see. Yeah. We could. Yeah. We could. We might. Yeah. We might. We might. We might. Yeah. We might. We might. the the the the the the the the the to to to to the to to to to to the the to to to to to to play. the to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. to play. the to play. the the the to play. the the to play. the to play. the to play. the to play. the to to the to the to play. the to. the the the to. the the to. the the to. to. to. to play. to play. to play. someone come around and buy it live on here? Yeah.

Think about it. Think about it. It's great. What's... How did Graceland start? Because that was his normal house and it only took over. Right, anyway, rock boosters, I give a cryptic clue. Yeah. And a letter, and it makes up a band.

He never said the word cryptic a few months ago. I love it. Do you know what I mean? I feel it's like, I'm little and Liza do little. Right, even Richard will like this one. Here's the first one. Here we go then. First one.

There's three of them. Go on. nothing well. This is an email only competition. Email only. Right here's the first one. Initial is B, so it's a band starting with B, okay and the cryptic clue is I don't like them birds, they shouldn't be allowed in this area. I don't like them birds they shouldn't be allowed in this area. Next one. Right the next one. He doesn't like women, yeah he's got a couple of kids that's a bit weird. Is that a cryptic clue or is that just... Is that just a general point?

Is that here? That's the cryptic clue. Okay. And the initials there are PD. Okay. And the last one, uh, that one, that's terrible. Okay, quickly. And the last last last last last last last last last last last last last last last last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is, is, is that, is that's that, is, is that, is, is, is that, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. Is that, is, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, is that, is that, is that that one that's terrible. That's terrible. Okay quickly. Oh Oh God. And the last one is uh... Oh God. That bloke who does...

Come on. Come on. Come on, Carl. Be professional. Right, the last one... Right. I can't do it. It's making me laugh. Oh, come on. I'll come on. they don't do this on blockbusters on TV, do they? No, come on.. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That's. That's. That's. That's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the last the last the last the last one. the last the last the read them there. No, no, I got, I got, I got. Right, here we are. They don't do this on Blockbusters on TV, do they? No, come on. That bloke who does sport on telly. He's got a little kid, right? Uh, initials, DC. What, is that the clue?

I'm completely confused is that a band? Or an artist? A cheese? A well-known sandwich. What is it? What is it? Is it a band or not? Right.

So just quickly recap. Okay. Come on. in this area, right? That's B, right? Second one, he doesn't like women yet he's got a few kids, it's a bit weird, that's PD. And the final one, that bloke who does sport on the tele, he's got a little kid, right? D.C. All right, and it's Ricky Dochervase at XFM.co, if you want to enter for a hell-raiser. Oh, I tell you, I'll their th. I'll th old stuff people haven't heard of you under 30 probably never heard of this band. It's also a new thing I want to introduce so it's show up Camfield. Camfield talks the talk. He doesn't walk the walk.

He doesn't play some rock classics on his show because he's scared. I'm going to play're getting excited with that. Yeah, you've got an incredible voice he has. And Grohl, Drumming, it's brilliant. You know you're right, the new one from Nirvana. Well, it's time for educating Ricky, part two, isn't it? I'm excited, Carl, I'm going to learn email sorry yeah yeah yeah okay educating Ricky part two right I'm committed to this treatment yeah yeah oh the other one is the

police are causing a bit of a stare he still says it like it's the best thing he's ever killed up with which in way it could be right go on in I'm committed to this treatment right do you know the saying is it the saying? Oh the saying? is it just sayings? Is it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. Um? Um? Um? Um? Um, um. Um, to to to to to two, to to to to two, two two two two two two two two two two to to to two two to two to to two two to two, two, two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two they? they. they. they. they. their their their their their their their their their their their their th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their their their their their their it's the best thing he's ever got with, which in way it is, it could be. Right, go on in, I'm committed to this treatment. Right, do you know the saying? Is it just sayings now? Uh, are they all sayings? No, no, no, they're not. Oh, the other one isn't. Uh, frog?

Frog in your the sau. it's when you croak a little bit it sound like a frog. No right might seem a bit weird this one right but years ago oh yeah so what what is that clue committed to this treatment it's about frogs committed curmitted? CUR-C-oh! Probably works better with a cat in an ER written down. Well also if you pronounced it curmitted, but not committed. I'm committed to this treatment. Right, go on then.

That's genius. So yeah. Well, what? You go to the doctors and you go with throat hurting a bit. Right. What year was this approximately? We are going back quite a bit with this one. Oh okay, go on. And the doctor would say, uh... He got into history. Imagine years ago. Go on. And the doctor would say, right, keep your

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Probably because you sound a bit croaky. Probably that. Probably that, probably because you sound a little bit like a frog when you've got a sore throat. Carl, did you not question it just for a toad when you read it? Just for a second, didn't you think that seems that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a frog, their they their their their their their their their their their their their their, probably, probably, probably, probably, probably, probably, probably, their their their, probably, probably, probably, probably, probably, probably, they. A. Probably, they. A. A. A. A. A. Probably, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's a they. that's a they. that's a they. thro, probably, thro. too. Probably, too. Probably, too. Probably, too. that's a that's a thoa. Probably, probably, that's a they. Probably, probably, they. Probably, frog of all the different species. Because it's poisonous. A toad. So it's a toad as well. Yeah well that it worked and committed works. No I was going to change it to have you heard the news toad day. Ha ha ha! But I went with a flood. Oh God! Right? So so that's rubbish. So that's rubbish. So that's rubbish. Next can I have um... Let's play a tune. Let's come it it it it it it it it it it's come up it's come up it's come up it's come up up up it's the the the the the the the the the the the to it's to it's to it's to it's to it's a to it's a to it's a to it's a to it's a to it's a to it's a toed. It's a to it's a to it's a to. So it's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a to it's a to it's a to it's a toed. So it's a to it's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a toed. It's a toed. It's a toed. It's a toed. It's a toed. It's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a toed. So it's a toed, let's play a tune, let's come up with the last one. Oh, can I just say, no, just play, I just play it.

Yeah? Yo, Carl, I have to thank my mate Dave who sent me an incredible four-disc compilation. That was one of the tunes on there. It's incredible, the effort. Ben Queller, it's it track called In Other Words from his album, Sha Sha. Open Wide? Uh, oh dear, that's interesting. What do you? You've actually got a frog in your throat? I didn't get there. I put it in there. That's the most ludicrous story I ever heard, Carl. Why don't you think when you read these things? I think thapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' th. th' th' th' th' th-in' th-in' th-in' th-in' th-up, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th there's always going to be a bit of truth in all of these. I mean that fella called up didn't he and said I'm not sure about the you know putting a frog in your throat if you got to you know problems with your tonsils or

whatever but he said years ago if someone had to thake yeah yeah they'd get old of a frog and strap it to the face yeah sure so maybe down the line so they'd they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they they they they they they they they they they they they they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the to the their they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd to the face. Yeah, sure. So maybe down the line, you know, maybe they did. Maybe they could do it. Collegular made to what his emperor, a horse and emperor as well, but I mean, you know, it doesn't, go on. Um, Dick Anderson's been back in time. Excellent. I think, so he's obviously... We've turned him round. He loves it now. He says, Ricky, thanks, th. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I made, I, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I made, I made, I made, I made, I made, I made, I made, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm tog. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm tog. I mean, I'm tog. tog. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm, I mean, I'm, I mean, I'm, I mean, I'm, I'mtable two hours of radio. I think I'll spend the time next week counting my feet. That's from Richard Anderson. So we've turned in rain. No, to the phrase counting my feet comes from? Well in the olden days, right? I'm talking ages ago. When you really loved something, he used as a sign of respect, like say a radio show you'd count your feet. Well, that's their the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their th. th. there's thinin' thin' thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty throwe. the. the' the' the. No the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the' toe' to to the. No the. No th. No th. No th. No th. No th. No th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. thean's. thean's thean's thean's thean's theanan's thean's thean's th from. Well what about the frog thing

with a with a poisonous back? It's rubbish. That's true no the tow toes have the secretions in the end of it. Why why? They didn't put it in people's mounds? No so well I'll tell you why. When a badger or a heron taste the toad it's horrible the toad the toad the toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toad toad toad toad toad it's toad toad toad toad toad toad toad toad toad toeoesn. It's horribleaeroesaeroesn toad toa's toad toa. It's toe. It's toe. It's toeaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseasease toeaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa's toad it's toaa toa tastea tasteaaaa taste taste taste taste the taste taste taste t might die but it's for the good of the species because then I think how many toads like looking like that a heron could eat in its lifetime so the fact that one toad sat for itself all those other toads in that heron's manner will be safe. Why I mean you know we've talked about animals a lot on the show right and when God made a told right okay okay? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the tho tho the th is tho. the tho. the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the the the is the is the the the theeea thoa thea theeeeeeeeeee is theee is the is the is the is made a toad, sure, right? Okay, well, I'm going to stop you there, I'm going to stop you there, don't, don't, just let him carry on. Right. Like, there's

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The fact that there are still toads around is a testament to that defense working. That's all the toad had died out, you'd have a point, but they're still around. It works. All right? And don't start slagging God off. He's got a lot on his plate. I mean, basically I think he took on too much. Particularly in one week.

Exactly. It was crazy. Danger high voltage, electric 6, X, FN, F point nine i'm making your values with me Steve merchant Carl's getting all flustered because I put elastic band around his head and we've had a definition of well hang on a second because there's an update to that really one we did just have one definition here will of a frog in the throat apparently this has come from some internet site so who knows how convincing it is but it says frog in the throat originroat meaning suffering from temporary hoarseness needing to clear the throat, origin from the old English frogger meaning hoarseness.

That's from Chris. Now that sounds slightly suspect to me. But frog? I mean it seems odd that it would derive from that when it so clearly appears to be you sound like a frog. You sound like a frog? When it sounds like's... I think it wasn't frog game you could play on the yeah on the spectrum. But listen hang on there's an update to that because just to the common frog of course Rana Tempara that's the Latin name. Well you're toe is he's buffo buffo. You may be tryingell us who it's from. Although it's hard to believe now, at one time medieval physicians believe that the secretions of a frog could cure a cough if they were coated on the throat of the patient. That in itself sounds repulsive. But what makes the idea even worse is the application of the secretion, instead of painting on, something which may also the frogu-of th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, theat, the, the, thro, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the secan, the, the secan, the secan, the secan, the secan, the secan, the the the the the the the the the the the remained until the physician decided that the treatment was complete.

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Oh yeah and he found this fella and uh found this fella and all the local people were saying Oh look at him wandering around is drunk and what have you that's not right get the police in He got arrested and they got him in the court and the judge was there and he says uh so you know, what's all this, what's going on? What are you doing wondering about when you've had a drink, you know the rules. You shouldn't be doing that, you had a glazed expression on your face, blah, blah, blah, what do you have to say for yourself? He only had a glass eye. So that was, that was, we're about to sort of lock him up. Was he a bit pissed up as well? Well, he was pretty livid. But was he also drunk with a glass eye? No, no, that's

the way I think. He wasn't even, he hadn't even had a drink. So I just thought, because he had a weird stare. Because, because his eyes were all glazed. Yeah. Where did he,elling me this? I don't, I mean thank you because it's, you know, killed a couple of minutes, but why is this educating me? What are you telling me here? Because there's a bit of a thing there, a bit of a thable that don't always judge a book by its cover. Yeah? So the guy, he hadn't even had a drink. He's not even had a drink. He's probably had a drink. He's th. th. th. th. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin't. thin't thin' the. the. thin' the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's thea. He's th. what's he doing? He shouldn't... Hang on, I don't understand, he's walking in the street happens to have a glass eye. He was doing nothing else to suggest he was drunk. You don't pick people up just because their eye looks like you know. But even if it happened, why are you telling me? With no, with no particular detail. I know it's not enough information. I know, there's a the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to be not to be not to be no to be no to be no their he. It's not to be not to be to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to he. It's not he. It's not he. It's not he. It's not he. It's not he. It's not he. It's not he. It's not he. It's not he. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. I's not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. It's not. I'm not. I'm not. It's not. I'm not. It's not. It's not the the the their. It's not. It's not. It's educating Ricky, just, you know, just watch what you say. Don't always jump to conclusion. The only education I can take from that is that if I ever do become a policeman, I shouldn't

just arrest people because they look a bit drunk. I should just tap their eye with a pen. You can go, go, go, go, on you go. Guys, can I just stop at that? I'm just going to email Richard Anderson and tell him I agree. Right, listen, running out of time enough. Oh, where did the phrase frog in the throat come from? We've got- We've got it here. He's been today. We've got a tune and come up. We've got anything. We've got a tune and come out? Yeah, we've the the song, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've got the song, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've their their, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've their, we're their, we've got, we're their, we're their, we're their, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, we're their a their a their a their, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, we're their. Yeah, we're their, we're their, right, right, we're their, right, right, right, right, right, we're their, right, right, right, right, right, the the the the the the a story in it. But never mind that, just, they're listening. We discuss this off air, come on. Play a record. Play it.

Kings. It's a song with a good story in it. You've got to listen to the words. Carl, what was that? That's a little feature that's got a good story in it. There's a lot of music about these days. What's that story about? What's that story about?

Whereas that, classic from the Kinks called Lola. Yeah, what was it about? I'd listen to it for the first time properly this morning. And what I've worked out from it is, is a fellow who goes out for a normal Saturday night out, he's in Soho, he's having a Coca-Cola or whatever and he sees this woman and she's alright, she's all right, I don't mind a bit of that. So he wanders over and he sort of gets talking to her, he looks like a great figure, nice face and all that. Lovely knob.

And she speaks and he goes, oh God, got a bit of a voice, like a bloke. But he thought, but you know, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a bloke, but he thought, but you know, that's the only down point. So he dances around with her and I think he sits on his knee, I think he said. Anyway, it turns out to a fella. Right. A scoobbering lesson. Yeah. What? What do you take from that? What? What do you think you might be talking to a blue dress, just look at it's sort of Adam's apple. I'll probably have a hairier ass than a woman. I think you've gone too far then though. I think you're already getting too close.

It's a bit late to pull out. No, fun intended. There was a pun intended. All right, okay. Okay, we don't be disgusting then. Right, okay, right, the results of, what was this... We ain't got a winner for the first time. Yes, we haven't. We've got loads of winners.

We've done this feature of three weeks. This is the first time I've managed to sort of... What, well, let's go go through th th th th go th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, Well, let's go through them then. What did they got wrong? The first one? The first one? The first one? Well, hang on, let's just do it in reverse order for you. So what's the last one? The last one?

The last one was that? That's the bloat. That's the one? What's the middle one? The tiny's child? The second one was, he doesn't like women, yet he's got a couple of kids, that's a bit weird. Right? That was P.D. That was P.D. That was P.D. That was P. D. there. It's not puff daddy. It's puff daddy. And he's not even called that anymore it's called P Diddy? Well okay fair enough but they got that one. Yeah and if so if I'm being tight these lot are as well yeah yeah tight means it means

something in Manchester go on right and the first of the first one they're having problems with I don't think them birds should be allowed in this area. They've got it. Boy zone? It's not, it's not boy zone. It's, what's the clue again? I don't think them birds should be allowed in this area. That is perfect, a boy zone. No birds. No women, no women, yeah, birds, right? A boy zone. Sorry Carl. If that isn't the answer, their clue is better than yours. That is brilliant. What is your, boy zone? Boze zone? th th th no idea what that means like seagulls so you don't want I'm in this area so you're banning them bangles well give it to boyszone because Boy Zone is better. That is virtually loud, it's a Boy Zone.

I think we should have a rollover. Can't beat them. Carl beat them. You have to use his logic. But there's works. You can't do what am I thinking. No, that's not what I'm thinking. It works perfectly. I think you've got to give it the ones the one, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, I, I, I, I, the, I, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'd, I'm, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I, I'd the, I, I, I, I, I'd the, I'd the, I'd the, I'd the, I'd the, I'd the, I'd tho, I'd thin, I'd tho, tho, tho, thin, tho. tho. tho. I'd tho. I'd tho. I'd tho. I'd tho, I'd tho, I'd into my my head I'm not with him right how about we just keep back the David Atembra and they can have I'll

chuck in the Elraiser right okay most of you and Blondie album and the the mottest one yeah okay pick a winner at random pick a winner Steve I'm gonna give it to Paul Sloman who got those answers and he also says PS car you're a moron so uh... Brilliant that to Paul and good luck to him he's got a crazy night if we can rush these over to him he's got a cracking Saturday night well if I'm a moron I might get your address wrong when I send them to you

oh oh yeah coming right back at you Paul yes Do you play song Is this your own? Oh God's annoyed because they didn't get band girls. A song from the ladies, I think we seem to have missed this a lot of weeks, but so this is we're wanting to play this Straitor. It's not like us to forget things with that.

This is a band Frenthe Frentoy, who kind of bizarre love train but this just shows you how incredible the melodies and the words and everything are. Brilliant I'm prepared. Just play this kind. Good night. Do you reckon Richard Anderson will be right? Yeah, Richard Anderson will not miss this show. Excellent. Every time I think of you I get a shot right.