The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S2E12 (November 9, 2002)

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

Series two of the podcast began on 28 February 2006. It consisted of 6 episodes with the final one released on 4 April 2006. The series saw the return of Karl's Diary and Rockbusters. A new (though short-lived; it was only presented in the first episode) feature was also introduced in order to replace Pilkington's "Monkey News", called "Real Monkey News", where Gervais attempts to present facts about chimpanzees which are factual and scientific.With the start of series two, the formerly free Ricky Gervais Show shifted to a pay model – and as a result the show is now classified as an audiobook. It is available through Audible and the iTunes Store with individual episodes. The reason for this addition, according to Ricky on the podcast, is because The Guardian agreed to pay for the bandwidth for 12 episodes, and any more extra episodes would have to be paid for out of their personal finances.

Coldplay, the scientist. Have you seen the video of that? Great, it's just brilliant. I think I might have worked out. He's walking backwards, it's all filmed backwards, but he's singing forward. Now the only way I can work out they've done it without CGI in it and cheating with the lips is that he had to learn it backwards. He had to learn it backwards. He did it sort of like bit by learned phrases and they filmed that. But he didn't learn the whole song, did he?

They must have, he couldn't possibly have learned the whole song. He must have like stopped it and... I don't know. It's a great video though, they always do a good video. No, it's very good indeed. So it was, yeah, the scientist, the scientist, the scientist, the scientist, the scientist, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, but, their, but, but, the the the the the the the the the whole, but, but, but, but, but, but, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, he, he, he the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, didn't, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, th. But, he. But, he. But, he. But, he. But, he. th. th. th. th. th. the whole, th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. thi. tho. thi. tho. thi. they tho. the the tube coming down. And I don't want to say an arrogant, I don't want to sound pushy, but I was at Green Park and I'm fairly certain, Rick, it's not 100% cooperated, I'm fairly certain that a woman pinched my arse. So what do you think of that? Yes. There's a lot of pickpockets around Green. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, my wallet was still there. Really? But even if it wasn't, you know, that would have been money well spent. But the wallet was still there, so what do you think are them apples? Eh? So what is she just pinched? I don't, I can't confirm it at this stage, uh, exactly what happened, but it certainly felt like, but, but it, but it, but it, th...... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that would that would have that that that would have that would have that would have that would have that would have that would have that would have that would have that would have that would have that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that, that would that would that would that, that would that would that would that, that would that would that would that would that was that was, that was that would that right there was a woman there was a woman behind me.

Right. She was fairly old she's probably in the mid-30s right. Kind of reddish hair right I don't know if she's theyrowns right. But she knows where I am and so I don't know how to proceed really Rick I don't know if it's worth putting up some posters around the Green Park area. Well of what you could t to try and cooperate. If you saw a woman pinch the like he guys are. No, you could probably get in contact with British Row and go back over there CC TV TV cameras and then they could probably zoom in and you know so identify and sort of birth marks or she might have been holding some. Then I could hire a private eye. Yeah again money well spent. Well so well so you know I just say maybe'm just saying I mean I'm just say maybe the you know maybe things are towards Christmas the worm was turned hey I don't I mean you know it's a little sexy story to get the show going but what's it like I'm gonna look at calling you're quite damning?

What's your answer? Well I mean you're quite a tall fella. So she must have really wanted to sort of reach up and have a pinch. Do you know what? Well you think she was a dwarf? He didn't say she was a dwarf. No, no, but Steve's taller than, you know, his a thii. Yeah, but his ass isn't six foot off the floor. Four foot off the floor? No, I don't think so. She'd have to be a midget to have to reach up to pinch

Steve's ass. He is very tall, but... I don't know what your point is there, Carl. You just think you're just trying to, you know, you're just, I think maybe just a little bit jealous. Just a little bit of jealousy. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well, well, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, well, well, do, well, do, well, well, do, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, that, well, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, she. She, that, that, that, th, th, she. She, th, she. She, she, th, she, thi, she's thi, she's a thi, she's a thi, she's a thi, she's a thi, she's a thi, she's a thi, she's a thi, she's a thi, call me a dickhead. How did he know? Do you know him? Is that what? He's like the local big issue fella. Oh yeah. And he knows me. He sees me walking up and down the straddle.

Right? So, um, so normally I have a bit of a chat with him in that. And I walk past him. And, you know, I can be a little bitchchchchchchch been cheeky with him in the past with stuff you pinched his eyes you know saying stuff like God you're always I mean you got home to go to and stuff like that yeah just breaking the eyes he knows I need laughed at that right yeah so I thought I can be a bit cheeky right so he goes he goes do a do a big issue I said no he said He said, come on, I've got loads of them, right? So I sort of said, oh, when I was a kid, and I used to do a free paper around the

free papers one, I said, just put him in the bin and go home. And he went, yeah, but how am going to get any money doing that, you dickhead? You see? I can see his point. He is homeless and having to sell newspapers to get 50 per quid or whatever. Yeah, and sometimes I treat him, right? And today I didn't have any money. I had a takeaway last night and I normally give them a quid and I felt bad not being able to do that because I didn't have any money on me. I couldn't look him in the eye.

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homeless because there's so many areas you cut you've got to avoid you know what was on the tele yeah you know well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I they they they they they they the they're they're they're they're the they're the the the the the their their their their their their they they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their too too too too too too too their their their their their their their their their their their their the know, what was on the tele, yeah, you know. Although I get recognized by a homeless people and they are, I don't know where... Well, you got to remember that's pretty much your demographic, yeah, you know, people who watch TV to the windy of Dixon. Yeah, in Dixon's, yeah, there was a... We can do that, that cut down on that. I've been really good with this training thing. The boxing. Oh, oh, play a record and I'll tell you about that. I had my first week of training. I'm, I'm in trouble.

I'm struggling. What do you want to play? Have you got a bit of, uh, have we? Stone Roause, have my first week of training for this charity boxing for those who don't know I'm fighting Grant Bovey, anti-Atiner's husband. It sounds arbitrary but it's actually because he's at 41 and about my weight, a bit taller I think, but and we've never done it before but no, it'd be fun battling someone for charity. No, but it's, and I can't believe my luck because I've been a fight fan for like 30 years

and they took me shopping, they bought me all the gear, and the training's great, it's really hard. I imagine it'd be really hard and it's probably slightly hard and I imagined. And the only bit I like the the exercise and all the stuff you've got to do, I I I I I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I the bits, I the bits, I the bits, I the bits, I the bits, I the th, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thin, I'm the the thin, I'm the thin, I'm thin, I'm the thin, I tha' tha', I tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'n't thin, I'm thin, I'm th only bit I like that I don't like all the exercise and all the stuff you've got to do I like the bits that look a bit like someone I've seen in a rocky fit right sure you know we did that thing with the the string along the ring and I have to pop up and punch and that was great right right skipping that it's skipping that theypickin's not bad I'm that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that that that that that that that that that the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that that that that that that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ttry but but but but but but but I'm the that that that that that that that teaching you that particular thing? It's just the rhythm is it? It's rhythm and of course your arms are up for that long so you've got to keep your guard up all the time. So that tea to keep your arms up. And you were up at six

this morning you broke some raw eggs into a cup and you ran up the steps of the top. No I'm not going mad, I'm not going mad, just just you know once every other day but I'm struggling now I've I woke up to down like I'd been hit by a car. Just everything aches so the muscles you haven't used. But anyway I had a meeting the first time with the people the program makers because they're following me for a month and everything and Grant as well. And they said, oh, you need a sort of nickname just for a laugh. And I went, oh, what's Grant using? And I said, oh, I think it's going to use gorgeous Grant Bovi or Grant. I went, oh, I don't know, I better go against that.

What about Ricky Jippo, Javais? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so anyway, I had a fit with Frank Maloney meeting that next day and it's sort of like, you know, you got to do this nickname. And the bloke said, oh I checked out that name, you can't call yourself a chip, I went, well of course I can't, I was joking, you went where I said, well it's racist, I was joking, I was making a joke about me, and then he went, oh, I went, oh, I don't knowto get the buy all the gear from this shot. They had the dressing game made? Yeah.

Yeah. And I was picking all the stuff. I was going, oh look, that's like Naswar. Oh look, that's like Ali war in the, and I'm going, I'll have that, I'll have that, I'll have that, I'll have that, I'll have yes how long you been in the game should I've been boxing 20 so how many fights you had until about 40 and I said oh yeah help me I got a think of a nickname and I thought I thought I thought Ricky Balboa Jervais he went right I went or Ricky Martiano Juvais he looked at me and went what about Ricky Martin. Oh dear. Absolutely just a time. I'm not respected yet in the boxing world.

No sure. But I mean, I'm not a time. Well, I think they're going to go. Well, I think they're going to go. Everything's going to change. So, uh, have you actually, have you actually punched anyone? No, I'm not punched. I've punched.

Well, as I suspected, have th, have th, have th, have th, th, th, th I've sort of spadden that. I know you can get a chance to punch someone. Well as I suspected, my punching powers are right, but my fitness is, I mean it felt like I was smoking. Yeah. You know, that there's bits of lung that haven't been had oxygen in them for 20 years. And it's ridiculous. And also because it's not only it's being filmed but there's other fighters that that that that that that that that that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are that are ridiculous that are that are ridiculous that are ridiculous that are ridiculous that are ridiculous that are ridiculous that are ridiculous that are ridiculous they're like machines right and it's that thing I go I can go right I can I can come out on top but dying now of a heart attack but never give up or I can sit down and go I'm sorry I'm I feel ill and I chose

that one and of course they took them in well of course but I mean you know soon you know I just said I haven't got the before? Four weeks. Okay, so and do they think they can turn you around health-wise in that time? No, they're going to be coming out on a Zimmer of the time? No, they're going to, they're going to teach me the basics and see how it goes, you know. But I mean, you know, each round is four seconds. to me, yeah, four seconds. Yeah, four, they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the they. they. they. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're going. they're going. No. No. No. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the they're. they're they're they're the they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're they're going. they're they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. the number I want serious suggestions of my fighting name, nothing insulting, so what we can actually use on the BBC. Well let's give out the e-bogh. That's always the easiest. Ricky the Jovettis. What's the number call?

Oh, eight, 800, one, two, three, four. And it doesn't have to be in the middle, it could be at the beginning like Ricky the Rage. Ricky the Tits. Sure. Ricky the man, play a record. Big favourite of us. It was a good day, yeah, Ice Cube. Talks to me about my life in the class. Yeah, yeah. Couple of emails are already coming in, rush. They're flooding in, Rick. Yeah, inevitably. There's boxing name suggestions for you. This is one from Matt I think. He's given a couple actually, Ricky the pudding Javais. Ricky Big Mac Jervais. There's a theme here, Ricky Pasty. The Pasty. I quite like the Pasty. That's great, isn't it. The thing is, if you have a really good nickname,

it's embarrassing when you lose. The pasty. Carl, as he said, he's a really good nickname. It's embarrassing when you lose. Whereas if you just call itself itself it's not so embarrassing when you lose. Carl is it doing that good for my ego? Do you know what I mean if you have like killage of ace? Yeah and then you end up like vomiting, choking on your own vomit upside down hanging out the ring. What happens if you win? Do you have to do something... Whereas there goes to pasty being stretcheded off in the first two minutes. Yeah. It's not such a problem. There he is being lightly basted. Chuck down in mind.

What do you mean what do I have to do? Say if you beat Grant, say, say if that happened. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean what happens? What do you think? This is a contention fight for the big one? But do they... Yeah.

Well, then we make Ricky too. No, but you know, do you know if they're planning on making more money? Because it's for comic relief, isn't it? So what happens on the number? No, it's for a charity of our choice. Comet relief would make sense. Yeah, it was last time. It was last time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th last time. I think it was last time. It was sport relief. He's not sport. It was last time. Yeah, but this is, I think this is a program where

the... And how do we, sorry, how does this, how do you make money for charity from this? Do we, do we pay to sort of how many punches to the head you're going to take? No, no, I just think. I assume the BBC. I th. I this this this this this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is the BBC. I the BBC. I this is this is this is the BBC. I this is this is the BBC. I this is the BBC. I this is a program. I this is this is a program. I this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is a this is a program. I this is a program. I this is a program. I this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th. I th. I this is th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th is a program. I th. I th. I the program. I the program. I the program. I the program. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th a programme this is more about a program with a charity angle so yeah so as if you get like killed there's more money and food to go around maybe but no I mean the thing is what's the next step because if they go like right yeah well done you've won thank you very much well what do you expect that their winner stays on? If they go like, right, yeah, well done. You've won. Thank you very much. What do you expect that their, that its winner stays on? Like in a fair where I go out there, I'd let people punch me. Yeah, yeah. And then my twin gets up.

Yeah. What do, what, it's just a, it's a program. It's not going to turn pro. It's like, but, the their, their, their, their, yeah but what's the point if it's not going to go anywhere well sorry him fighting Grant Bovi in a ring is not entertainment in no yeah what's the matter with you girl it's gonna get his face pummeled in that's gonna be hilarious when I did boxing at the youth club once when he did boxing he fought a once he fought the the that the toy the k I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th the the the the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th was was was was was th was th was th was th was th was th was thou. the the the the the the too. theeeeeeeee theeeeee thee theeeee too. thee the got battered and he left. Yeah, I said right I've had enough but there was there was a ladder there that I had to work right and I decided after the sort of the first step

I thought it's not for me this yeah if you win it's all kind of like right well yeah the world's your oyster but it's a program It's just a one-off program, isn't it? It's like you've got to treat it like faking it. Yeah, but faking it, right? That little gay fella, who ended up being a doorman, he's actually doing that as a proper job now or something who loved it so much. Do you seriously think I have any intentions of getting into the fight game and leaving entertainment behind? But what's the point then? What's the point then? What do you mean? What's the point in watching television? It's entertainment? Or educational? I watch it to sort of soaking in my head. Well this is educational. I'm learning a lot. I'm actually learning a lot and it's, I can't

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on but it's the same time I think I told you once before that I went to the church with this lad because I swore and he said he was going to tell me dad. Yeah. That's Stephen and Jeffin. So he said he said... Is that how they get people to church nowadays? I love that, what kid, yeah, he hasn't got the idea of the protection game. No. There's nothing in it for him. Either you turned to religion with them in that and then the next week you said I know that was rubbish and you didn't enjoy it. It's when I got kicked out for messing with a tennis ball in the pews, right? I don't think we've heard that but I don't think we could possibly go into that.

Summed it up. Yeah so I went there and I said I don't think much of this church thing, it's a bit boring. Sorry, and so you went to church and you ended up in the crusades? No, it's called the crusaders. What it is, it's meant to be the fun part of religion for kids. Right. I mean mate said, oh you want to come along, you know, you go on a Friday night and do it on a Sunday as well. Right so I went the the the th. th. th. It's th. It's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thus. thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thus, it's called thus, it's called thus. thus. It's called their thus. It's their their their thus. It's was th. It's was was th. It's was th. It's was th. It's was th. th. It's was th. It's was thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thr-a' thru. thru. thrua' c'a'a'a'a'a' thrushe, it's called thrushed, it's called thrushed, it's called thrushe, it's called thrush So I went on the Friday night it was brilliant he had Sabootio, table tennis in this dead big old house. And what do they do at the end say I hope you enjoy yourself remember God gave you all this. Well it's sort of you know enjoy the simple things in life you don't need computer games you can play table tennis and talk with your friends yeah and blah blah blah I thought yeah that's alright. I think you'd be happy in a young offenders institute. You get to clean the toilets there as well. Don't forget Carl I think God invented Nintendo too. Right. Well anyway so that was all right.

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There is. We are struggling on that feature a bit now because I feel like we've covered a lot of topics. Yeah, I know. Well, I a lot more to learn in life. And the amazing Carl Pilkington. Right, prizes. Yes. Rockbusters. It's really exciting quiccets and this may be one of your last chances to play. There's rumors that it's going to get ditched, Rick. Who's there that Carl Pilkington, the creator and mastermind behind it. It's all from the way.

You heard them earlier on, the very best of the Stone Roses from that we've made I Want to Be Adored, that's one of the prizes, that's a nice little Christmas compilation. Second hand now then really, second hand. Yeah, 50 years of the greatest hit singles. I'll tho' the Wind, Elton John. You've got all sorts of new. All on one CD Stephen? Well it's got the greatest rock mind. They've chosen some of the best songs by some of the best artists. Go on. Paul McCartney's Muller. That's on their. That's on there. that's the thrown. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. to you know the song by the artists they didn't really care about.

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kinds of treats on there and includes an audio commentary by Norman Cook. I don't know how that works, three hours of him going. This is where the needle almost jumps. Watch that this little bit of scratching. I'm not very good at scratching but I'm putting a different track you see me there. There's the crowd loving it. This is me. I'm just like, the, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. Audio, the, th. Audio, th. A, th. Audio, th. A, the, the, the, the, the, th. Audio, the, the, th. Here's me. I'm just right to put, this is where I go from, I go from Congo Squad to basement jacks. Yeah, look forward to that. I'll this one of mine, I'll pop on what you see there. I've got got praise you ready. Yeah, I just got it. That's slightly dusty. I just had to wipe that down with a damp rag. So we look forward to that. I suppose this is not a good this is good this is good this is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good is good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, I, I, I, I, I', I', I', I', I'-s, I'-s, I'-s, I'-a, I'-s, I starts this week or has already started. I'll tell you what I found when I was clearing up Rick because I also is not a big movie this week we normally give away a big movie. I was moving house this week and I was moving house this week and I found a video that you're more than a cameo as well. But now it stars Kurt Russell. Executive decision. Executive decision with Steven Seagal in a cameo as well. So I think it's on TV this week Rick.

So if you miss it this coming Friday, you don't tape it this Friday. Well, here it is on V. Let's bring it in because I think Carl's excited about that. I think Carl's I think I would like to win that. There's some great prizes there. Wow, how about if you come up with an extra. I don't think I'm the man for the job, Carl. I think it has to come from your unique take on the world. Carl, I don't think you've quite worked out why you're funny and why things you do are good. Go on then. Right, you're ready then.

So just in case you haven't heard it before, I give you some initials of a band or an artist. We're not doing rock bust. We'll keep the rock. I the rock. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin'. tho. thin'. thin'er. than't than't than't than't than't than't than't than't than's than. than. than. than. than. than. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why are. Why. Why. Why are. Why. Why. Why are than't. Why. Why. Why are than't. Why. Why are thin. Why are th Ricky that's my favorite thing now well what do you want to do Steve oh I think it's just it's just that you've it's sort of big up the prizes and so this is only by email give the email address out now for people to write it down now Carl right Ricky dot Joveys at xfm dot co dot UK only entries on email yeah you're gonna get three clues you've got to get them all right and you win all those prize we said okay Carl go on then right and just a quick example the one of the first ones we did it was like AK and the clue was exploding pet yeah and it was atomic kitten right so you understand how it works now these are your clues

the first one that army has got some well nice trenches. That army has got some well nice trenches. Excellent. And the initials there are D.W. Do you write some of the questions for 15 to 1? Go on. So that army has got some well nice trenches. Okay. The second one. What were the initials there, Carl, that DW? Right. The second one. The top of them curtains are the the then is well well well well well well well well well well well well, the the the the then is then is the th th th th th th th What were the initials there Carl? Matt Prisone? D-W. Right, the second one, the top of them curtains are all wrecked. All the materials are worn. We've got to get him on tell. We have got to get him on tell because his little face and his gestures and that's the second one the initials being HV, okay? The top of those curtains are wrecked. All the materials are all worn out, right? HV. And the final one, here's the final clue.

I was in Texas the mission? W.U.H for that one? So I was in Texas, I tripped up, landed on my knees in a puddle. So that's W.H. Incredible. Is it great? It's fantastic. It's that's a life time. Okay, tell me during the record. You're playing for these compilation animals. We've got the Fat Boy, Slim DVD, Linda Green on VHS. And of course, executive Decision, starring Kurt Russell as well.

Oh, God. Bob Dylan. Just Like a Woman on XFM 104. toe-4.9. Couple more names, boxing nicknames for you, Rick. I think it's from Josh, Ricky Blue Eyes, I quite like. And he's also put toad rage. Which I quite like. I'll tell you, our number one fan is emailed again.

I'm pleased to announce. Richard Anderson, Dickie Anderson, he was in touch last week. Anders is back. He loves this show. He's such a fan. And this week he's emailed in, what actually is the point of your show? Is it to confuse,that he'd rather spend his time counting his feet than listen to this show. Presumably he's done that. And he's an emailing.

Well how many feet? Incredible. Yeah. No but he loves this show. Yeah. So thanks R it on XFM, 104.9, because of his Steve Merchant, Carl Pilkington. Educating Ricky? Yeah. Should I do a bit of that? Well, the clues are coming in, are furious. The answers I should say. Yeah. So go on, this is what that.

Yeah, rock busters is well underway, you've done your work there. Okay, come on. Right, educating, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thea. tho. tho. tho. thoes. thoes. to. thoes. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. to. the. to. to. to.......................................................................................................................................... there. Okay. Right educating Ricky. It's my favourite bit now. You're just going to tease us, aren't you, with three headlines if you choose one and then we've got the other two as well. Yeah, that's the way it works and at the end of it you learn some stuff. Like I say I'm struggling a bit with knowledge. Yeah. Last he confesses. Yeah. Last he confesses. Yeah. Go. So the the the the the the the three. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. the. thee. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tee. tee. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thease. thease. thease. thease. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. the. ththe three headlines for you to pick from, we've got first one, we'll have a big fire tomorrow. I got a feeling there's some vegetables involved. Yeah, go on. Maybe. Second one. He's a bit of a nuisance. Okay, right. And the third one, I'll bake on in the morning if you're sick of having me here. Oh that one. I'll bacon in the morning if you're sick of having me. Right, I'm having that one. That's brilliant. Right, well it's a saying.

Do you know cold shoulder, giving someone the cold shoulder? Yeah. If you have someone around at your house and you know you try to get rid of him and they're the their, and their, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, they're, their, um, they're, their, um, they're, they're their, um, they're their, they're they're their, um, um, their, they're they're their, um, um, um, their, they' they' they' they' they' they' they're, um, um, um, um, um, they' they're, they're, they're, um, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, and you know you try to get rid of him and they're hanging around and stuff and you're like oh I wish I wish the girl I'm tired and that well years ago when literally years ago well you know when you find out these books well I just popped down when it going back quite a bit on this. Well you know when you find out these books? Why it just pop down when it was? Just make a note. I don't think it says all the time, it just sort of says, you know, a few years back. Yeah. No, it doesn't.

Well, all right. I'm making an effort next week. Okay. So, oh, it's annoying that. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It's. It just. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's just. It's just. It's just just. It's just just just. It's just. It's just. It's just just. It's just just. It's just. It's just just just. It's just just. It's just. It's at the time, they'll stop having a go at you. Yeah? And I kind of thought, oh, it's alright. Didn't, didn't, listen. I don't think it matters anyway in this one. We're looking at the saying, right? So it's giving someone a cold shoulder, right? And what it is, right? Ages ago, there, there wasn't, there wasn't, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, there, there, there, there, there wasn't, there wasn't, there wasn't, there wasn't, there wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, th. there, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't............. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It wasn't, th. It wasn't, th. It wasn't, th. It wasn't, th. It wasn't, th. th. th. the that. that. that. that. the that. that, that, that, that,'t earning good money like they are now, so there wasn't as many houses. So what you ended up getting is like, you know, the rich people having a nice place

to live. And the poor people were like wondering about, you know, looking for places to live and that. And what they ended up doing is, they had like, people would go around to the mate's house and say look I don't like, you, you, you the the the the the their their they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their, their, they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're they're, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th.. they're th. they're th. the, the, the, that, that, that, that, that, that, they're thean, thean, they're thean, their the. the and say look I haven't got anywhere to live, it's a bit cold, can you let me stay, right? So they'd go, oh alright, then you can stay a couple of days, but they ended up staying for like weeks, right? So to sort of get rid of them, what they'd end up doing, they'd be making a lovely dinner like a bit, a, nice warm meat and nice veg, gravy and this happened every time did it? This is where the saying came from. This is what happened Rick? This is happened every time. It was in that vague book. The book of vague

things and stuff. Right, so yeah so they'd be making a nice meal but what they did, they looked after all a family and the person who won't go home you just give them some like sort of a cutoff of cold meat right so they'd say you're giving them the cold shoulder meaning right okay that's that's rubbish okay absolute Carl no why would that necessarily work yeah yeah why do they always in every situation when you want to get with a lodger well Well, still feed him every day, but make the meat lukewarm. They always leave then? Yeah. This food's lukewarm. I'm going to go, I'm going to become homeless again, wandering the streets.

Oh, are you giving me the cold shoulder? Yes. Do you want me to leave? Yes. Just say leaving. No, I like to do it. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the meat to to to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave, to leave, to leave, the meat the meat to leave, to leave, to leave, to leave, to leave, to leave to leave to leave the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat the meat. the meat. the meat. the meat. the meat. the meat the meat. the meat. the meat the meat to the meat lea, to to the meat lea, to the meat, to the the to to to the the to to to the to to to the meat, the meat in years to come someone will have a little saying about it. Well yeah that was our bacon in the morning if you've had enough for me we'll leave that. Well we'll... I'll bacon in the morning if you've got... Oh bacon in the morning if you've got... What are the others just tease us again with the others? You've got... he's a bit of a nuisance and we'll have a big fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire to to to have a big to to to to to have a big to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the their. I their. I their. I their. I the the the the the the the the the the that. I that. I to to to to to to to to to that's? Just tease us again with the others? We'll come back to those. You've got, he's a bit of a nuisance and we'll have a big fire tomorrow. No, he's looking forward to that. Okay.

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see like I say I was looking around and this stuff that is interesting, I was looking on the web, but there's no point. Well it's just I found one about uh... What's the point? About a lad who uh, eight years old, but he's still breastfed. Now I don't know if you can get anything out of that. Is that what his mom said? What do you mean I don't know if I can get anything out of that? You don't need to? No, it's just that. Where did you read that? That was on the internet. Oh? well, yeah. You're always unspecific when you mention it. It's just it was on the internet. Well, I'm trying to think what I put in, I think I put in why to see if I'd confuse the computer. Ah! Go! You are... Honestly? I did a search, put in why? I did a search, put him why and he came up with funny things that like why is this person doing that? Why is that? And I had a picture of this eight-year-old lad sort of you know on his man's

nipple and it was saying you know is this healthy? Oh, you sure that wasn't asking you that question? What are you put in why? Just that question? Uh, what, I put in wide. Just the confusing the computer. Like the crew were going, what do you mean? Stop it! Yeah. Oh, look, yeah.

Last week I was walking home with him. And I went, uh, I got, he was saying so stupid. No, I went, I've got a competition for next week. Let's do a phone in, and it's called, that, that, that, right? And he went, no, no, why not? He went, well, they'd be confusing because they say there's no difference between genius and being a fool. You know, no, no, it's rubbish and people say there's a fine line between madness and genius and you know it's a ridiculous sound bike. They don't say there's a fine line between madness and genius and you know it's a ridiculous sound bike. They don't say there's a fine line between genius and an idiot. Well the people who do are idiots. Yeah. So what would you do there though just to

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saying if you lived in that neighborhood, what would you say? If you went up to him and said look everyone's getting a bit fed up with this look. I said what what what would I do? What do you mean what would I do? What are you asking me? Right it doesn't matter. No no no no what are you asking me and Steve and the public? I'm just saying it's safe you live next door to this woman. Yeah right the kid's hungry eight years old is out playing on his bike and he goes, ma'am, I'm getting a bit peckish and he goes, all right, son, she whops one out. And he starts having his milk, right? You live next door, you're putting your washing out and you see this going on.

You're getting a bit sick of it because it's gone for months. Eight years, I see. Why is it your business? Why are you such a nosy neighbour that you're concerned? What would you do, Carl? Let's turn it back on him. What would you do? What would you do? Well, I thought I'd say, right, why are you doing this? And she'd say, because he likes it. And I go, all right then, put it in a bowl first. Jesus. And you think that would sort that out? No, because I was thinking about the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole th th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What thi. What thi. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What, what? What, what? What, what? What, what? What, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. What? th. the th. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What? the th. What's. What? th. What? What? th. What? th. What? th. And you think that was thought that out? No because I was thinking about the whole thing right and you do that when you're a baby and everything's all right, isn't it? Yeah. If you're bawn baids having a bit of milk from its mom's breast, right?

You'd almost say it was natural. But you grow out of it. It's like you don't see, it got me things you don't see, and you don't see... But you put this into a computer, show me things you don't see. What else don't you see? Well you don't see like an old man having a twix. You never... You never... You don't see the old man in the twixt. So what... You don't see the old man you things things things things things thah thah thah things thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus terrible thing about all this Steve is he's right you don't see an old man

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And a damn curly whirly granddad, you old fool. Electric 6, Danger, High Voltage on XFM, 104.9. Summs of the show, Danger High Voltage. Ah! Ah! Trick 6, Danger, High Voltage on XFM, 104.9. Summs of the show, Danger High Voltage. Ricky Javanese with me, Steve Wurcant and the amazing Carl, Carl, the amazing Carl. So other things you don't see, Carl, got any other ones?

Or you obviously been thinking about this? Um, what confuses you, when you're in Edinburgh you're confused because you saw someone putting a parking ticket on some rubbish which confused yeah yeah that was weird yeah the world's a crazy place I mean I mean whatever you look at you can do what I mean? Like what? Oh anything I mean you could look out at the window then you'll see something you go why are they doing that for yeah yeah so this maybe we should bring back white van you could look out of the window there and you'll see something you go why are they doing that? What are they doing that for? Yeah. I'll say this, maybe we should bring about White Van Carl.

There's some interesting questions this week, Rick. Yeah. We could pull that out of the bag if you interested. Should we do that? Just get a take on their when I went to school, there was two kids with them big heads. Now, you don't see him. Sure. Yeah, but now we're out there so them anyway, Carl. It's only you the sort of them, not related and wouldn't hang around with each other because you think they thought it would be too obvious. Webbed, webbed fingers and big heads. That's amazing. the throw. Wobobobobobobobobobobobed, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, tho, th, th, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, their them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th no th no the the the the the the the the the the the thou. the the the the the the the the the the the the them them, the the the kid with the pigeon chest. So... Oh yeah, and the lady with the head, like the bag of spuds. Let's not go through these again.

It just raises too many questions that can't be answered. Yeah. Right, then. So we've got, we'll have a big fire tomorrow. Yeah, go on. Is that the one you want like around the 1700s. He's bluffing. And who was the king then? Don't know. Go on.

But it's about the word bonfire. Bonfire. Bonfire? Yeah. Do you know where it comes from? No, go on. Right. What happened is it's got nothing to do with that? It's got nothing to do with that. But ages ago, the th it it it it it, the tha it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thu, thi, tho, and tho, and thuffe, and, and, and, and thuuuuffe, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thi. And, thi. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thia'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a. And, th do with Guy Forks and that, which is what I thought when I saw it. It's got nothing to do with that. But ages ago, at 1700s, right?

The didn't have enough houses like I mentioned. Okay. Yeah. So if that happens, you get people living on the streets. You get diseases, people like cleaning properly. So you get more deaths. All right? So think about it, you've got all these dead bodies lying around. They're running out of space because it's like, I don't know, don't know why they're running out of space. But okay, they haven't got much, I don't know why, really. I was going to say they should have buried them but, it's probably more land back then than now.

I don't know. He doesn't need anyone else in the room. To have a dialogue. And yeah, we could leave and we'd come back and you got torted it. Yeah. But anyway, for some reason, presumably if it's going to be they burnt them, it's presumably to do, it also kills the parasite or whatever is carrying the parasite on them as opposed to burying them and not killing the disease?

Well yeah, so that's, there you go, you've worked it out. They piled them up and they turned it into a celebration because it was a lot of fed up people at that time. Is it to be the other day and you know nearly every week someone they knew was dying so you can imagine like just constant like being depressed. And they've got all these bodies lying everywhere. Oh God we're gonna do. So they said we're all too fed up at the moment. So they said they said we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all we're all to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all their their their to their their their their their to their their their to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to the fed up at the moment. So let's let's make this a better world. This was 1701 by the time they got together. So they said what we need to do is have a big party.

So they said yeah, yeah, see what you're thinking. So they go right, we'll put all the bodies in a big pile and they're all diseased than that. They set fire their they said, and they said, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, their, th, th, th, th, they set fire to the bodies and they said let's have this as a celebration to remember them by and you know we'll have a drink and that and have a chat we'll have this big fire going and it came from bone fire oh right so it was it was all the bones bonfire bonfire it's bone fire yeah excellent yeah that's interesting so that's that's how it came about yeah in the 1700s yeah that was that was the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that th th th that they that was th th th that was th th th was that was th was th was that was that was that was that was th was tho that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th was th was th was th was th was th was the th was the that the the the the they was they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah, that's interesting. So that's how it came about. Yeah, in the 1700s. Yeah, that was? No, probably, I reckon it was 60 years. Probably.

Probably earlier. I reckon it was the plague. I reckon it came from. But interesting stuff. Yeah, so that's uh... Did you celebrate Bonfire Night? Is that a big celebration for you? Do you like the fireworks? I'm sick of fireworks? I'm sick the fire fire fire fire fire. I'm sick th. I'm sick th. I'm sick th. I'm sick th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that's, I'm that's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I' that's, I's, I that's, I that's, I the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the the the the the the the th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the the the the the fireworks? I'm sick of fireworks. I just think it's the... they're rubbish. Yeah, I'm not impressed. I've never been impressed by fireworks. Even as a kid, you know, you have to go to like sort of community kind of gatherings with the bonfire and fireworks and some local vicar or whatever would come out and... But I was just the adults think the kids love it and they just got together it they all go no? Yeah absolutely. Let's not go this year. What would be better is if the Vicar had wheeled out like a massive rocket climbed in, gone last one to the moon as a bender and then fired himself off. Now that I'd pay to say that's a fire at display I'd like to see. As it is just rubbed. Oh dear. Is that your feeling call? Yeah I'm not keen. No. So what what clue? Yeah? Yeah? Um, we'll have a big fire to marrow. Bone marrow.

Bone marrow. Genius. Let's have played record. Oh God. Oh, oh, what's this? Go on. What, don't go on? Go on with it because I'm just can't believe what you just said. What we're doing? Are we, uh, final one?

All right. The record you played. What are we doing? Are we, uh, final one? Yeah. Right, the last one, like I said. No, no, say the record. Say the record you played, go on. This is, uh, free association. Yeah, brilliant. Right, right. Yeah, brilliant. Right. Yeah, and the shadow. Right. Yeah, and I went, but it's sad. There's a lad born without a brain and he laughs a lot and his hearing and his sight's okay. I'll go, well that's impossible. If he's without a brain, all that is impossible and he went where this is a bit impossible and he went, he went, well, it was in a book that this you know young lad, there's a picture of him sat there with his mom and uh... Carl? Carl? I forget.

It's impossible. It must have been more to the story, Carl. He can't not have a brain. Hearing and sight is a concept within the brain. That's all it is, right. The ears are just receptacles. But that's why it was in this book. It was, it was, it was, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. It's, it. It's, it's, th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's why it was in this book, it was a book of mysteries. Carl, you know if you're reading a book and you see a photo and you guess at what you think the story might be, that doesn't make it true. That doesn't make it fair.

I looked at it because I thought he looked like an happy lad. Sure. And I read about know who to believe. Listen, we haven't done it for a while, White Van Man. I thought there's some interesting questions raised today, and I think it might be nice to stay them by car direction. I think we set Carl up again the last hour as a person that people want to know his opinions on the world. Yeah, they want to know what you're thinking. on Saturdays the Sun newspaper asks a typical white van driver questions his opinions on the week's news and we thought we'd throw these in the direction

of Carl. Yeah. Now what do you make of what do you make of this teenage thug Carl, Mickey Carroll who spent four months in jail and he's won 9.7 million on the lottery. Is that justice when you think of all the good people that are going hungry and there's a lad there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there the the the the tha tha tho. Did tho. Did tho. Did thin thin thin thin' thin' thin' thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. their thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. you think of all the good people that are going hungry? And there's a lad there and he's won 9%? Did he buy the ticket before he went in? No, I think he bought it once he'd come out. So he's done his time. He's done his time. Fair enough then. He's been punished.

Fair enough then. Right, next one. Are you concerned that now he's got all that money he could turn into like a sort of mastermind villain, you know, like a James Bond style villain? He's got a criminal streak, we know that. Is that a concern for you? Imagine that he could be some kind of underwater for years? We don't, with my lawyer's hat on, we don't know that. Yeah, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, he. Well, he. Well, he. Well, he. Well, he, he. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's got. He's. He's. He's. He's. He because they haven't got any money so he might be an angel of gold now or whatever. As the thing is. One in five children age between 11 and 16 go on booze binge sessions at least once a week.

That's terrify news isn't it? Kids, they know too much now. Yeah. You just stare. Yeah. Listen to this one right. Go on. My dad had me niece in the car right running at a school one day and she was in the back of the car with a mate and they're chatting away about stuff like kids do and he got on to the topic of one

of the mates who he said I mean you've got to remember niece this point was probably about five or six something like that right in the back of the car talking about my little pony whatever it is they play with subject changed oh that Lisa in in our class she's a lesbian in she right that was the top that's what they were talking about yeah chatting away about it just openly talking about lesbianism I'm probably you know this is the topic that they're talking about in the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I I I I I. their. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. they're. they're. That's. they're. That's. they're. they're. they're they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. their. the their. they. they. I'm they. they. they. I'm the the the they. they. their. I'm. their. I'm. I'm. I'm probably you know, this is the topic that they're talking about in the pub when they're having out drinking. Yeah, but they might have thought a lesbian was a, you know, a funny word or something.

You don't just don't this is the ends and outs of it, do they? He's weird though, isn't it? Because when I was younger at school, it wasn't like major swear words and you sort of did a little bit of nicking but nothing like they get up to now I mean if my my girlfriend when she was about seven or eight just walking to school with her mom and she called her a CUN that right you are no she said she thought it was a big furry animal she said she was being nice in the room we do that we just doing it at school. So they might, you know, they might not know what it means. Well, I tell you, you know, I'm going to have to use kind of euphemisms here to tell this story,

but when I was at school, I learned, you know the stronger version, it's not the same word, but it's very similar with one to use, I'm going to...twit to replace it right and I said I went round do you think that's what I think of and and can I say it am I like to say it no it's weird though because some people look from call more you use that like saying twit so if people are in call more do you think a twit is a pregnant goldfish well well I learned the I learned the stronger version of twit yeah Well, I learned the I learned the stronger version of Twit. Yeah Twatt for those that I'm sure I know this at school when I was like telling whatever and I and I did know what it meant. I thought it was just if you were really annoyed with someone because they were a real twit.

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Good to hear that. Always good to hear that. Swade, animal nitrate. Carl's all flustered because there isn't a record set up and he's getting all tizzy. He's been more worried about his competitions than sorting out putting records on ready. What? I'm after St. Stea, the song for a lover.

Well, I'll tell you, why, don't you carry on with your educating Ricky section or have a look on the, on the studio. We keep it going Steve. Yeah, you keep it. Go on then, right, okay. We've had, we've had a few emails. Anyone got it, the, the, the The last one that we haven't done is, he's a bit of a nuisance. Go on in.

Again, not really that interesting. Thanks. Now, again, I spoke to him in the week, and he had much better things like when I tell you about Brian Blessed, climbing Everest, and for some reason it made him, played Avik with his belly and he followed through and he had to clean up. He shot himself. Yeah, using ice and scale. Why do you tell me, why are you telling me that Brian Blessed?

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We'll be the judge of that. The thing that I wanted to tell you is money for old rope, do you know that saying? I can't even be bothered. Yes, you're gonna tell me now come on Carl I mean it basically money for old rope got him from the right what was all that about he can tell someone's way what was the phone is right and blind blessed shiting himself what are you what no don't tell me that now no tell me that now you're not gonna tell me that you no I'm getting really annoyed now. I'm getting really annoyed now.

Down with his back, Carl, I'm going to go mental. Come on, Carl, the time's running out. More than people, years ago, when people used to be hung, right? Right? Right. If you didn't like the person who's been hung, you take that as red. Yeah, yeah. So they never forget afterwards they get the hangman to get the rope and to cut it up into the little pieces and it'd sell them. It's sell a little piece of the rope to people.

See that, Carl, that's the most interesting thing if it's true that you've come up with. So they sell the rope. They sell the rope and it's money for old rope. Money for old rope. Meaning like you know God it's easy to make money that all they have to do is cut it up and sell it. I'm cynical. I'm not so convinced that. Listen, we're really tight. We haven't even got time for a last break and we've got to give out. Okay so give the answers.

. ridiculous. So, Steve, do you want to pick a winner? I've got a winner when you give us the answers. Okay, so the first clue was that army has got some well nice trenches. Yeah. That was D.W. Who's that? Dandy Warhols. That's brilliant. That's brilliant. All right. The second one. The top of them curtains are wrecked. All of the material is worn. H.V. H. V. That's a H. That's, he got a phone call for what I was saying I haven't heard it and she went, she was talking to her off air and she went, what is it? So as I said, someone says I'm saying, oh right, you know the thing on the top of the curtain is a palmate, not a valence and he went, cut her off. Yeah, but my aunt is always making balances on everything. I'll tell you th th th th I'm looking forward to that. Is this the one that parted for five minutes? Yeah, yeah, they're very same. Yeah. So we'll talk about that. I was in Texas, I tripped up, I landed on my knees in a puddle, W.H. Wet knee, Houston. Right? Wet knee. New knee. So who's a winner. thi. So. So. So. So, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, we'. So, we're. So, we're. So, we're. So, we're. So, they. So, the same. So, the same. So, we'. So, we'. So, we'. So, we'. So, we'. So, we'. So, we. So, we. So, we. So, we. So, we. So, we. So, we. So, we. So, we'. So, we'. So, we'. So, we'll. So, we'll. So, we'll. So, we'll. So, we'll. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. We'll. We'll. the. We'll. We'll. the. We'll. the. We'll. We'll. We'll. the. We'll. the. Wetime. They're listening online I assume and they're going to get those great phrases.

Remember they got loads of stuff they got the DVD here, they got Linda Green, got stone roses, they got another compilation and executive decision? What did you read about Brian Blessed? Is it actually true of he's alive with some house? It was an interview with him in it? What did he say? Oh, it climbed Everest and I played off it with my belly. Let's talk about it next week. We're really well out now. Oh, you're a fool.