The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S2E14 (November 23, 2002)

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

Series two of the podcast began on 28 February 2006. It consisted of 6 episodes with the final one released on 4 April 2006. The series saw the return of Karl's Diary and Rockbusters. A new (though short-lived; it was only presented in the first episode) feature was also introduced in order to replace Pilkington's "Monkey News", called "Real Monkey News", where Gervais attempts to present facts about chimpanzees which are factual and scientific.With the start of series two, the formerly free Ricky Gervais Show shifted to a pay model – and as a result the show is now classified as an audiobook. It is available through Audible and the iTunes Store with individual episodes. The reason for this addition, according to Ricky on the podcast, is because The Guardian agreed to pay for the bandwidth for 12 episodes, and any more extra episodes would have to be paid for out of their personal finances.

Redlock Chili Peppers on XFM, 104.9, I'm Ricky Javais, with me Steve Merchant. Hello there. Carl Pilkington. All right. Don't be nervous. We might see a difference in Carl. He's a little bit shy. There's someone here for a minute.

There's someone here for a minute. There's so many of the BBC filming this, part of that celebrity boxing thing, the fight I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they want want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th get a little clip of this so we're gonna let them film for a minute and then they're gonna go away is that all right Carl? Yeah. He doesn't want to be on camera do you? Do you? I think it ruins radio don't it? Huh? Well not for the people listening it doesn't. Yeah but it does because people are like, oh he sounds like a bit of a looker. What are you? And they'll see what? they'll they'll they'll they'll they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the they. their they. they. their they. they. they. their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thoooooooooooooooo. to to to to th. th. the. then they'll see it on the telly and they'll go, God yeah, you know, his head is round. It is round though, isn't it? Guess what? I got a call yesterday, you'll love this Steve, from MTV. And I wondering if they could screen test Carl.

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Wow! Yeah. But I'm not that happy about it all to be honest. Are you going to do it? You're not going to do it? Well, I'm sort of stuck in the middle because throughout my life so far. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I have I have I have I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm going. I'm th. I'm the. I'm sort of stuck in the middle because throughout my life so far I've always just, I've never planned for anything right? It's just always happened. Yeah, yeah. The time, you know I mean, being in plays at school, never planned it, but when I did it, I went down a store.

It was try and I remember you did little donkey? Did a little donkey. And then later, someone was filming at the today, was it the dad's tod and on the camcorder he listened about watching playing it his dad says just off camera what does he say? I don't want to say it because I'm in charge of the show and I'd be irresponsible. He looks like a right twat. He looks like a right twat. And so he gets over listening to watch and he's his dad just just off camera go he to the the the he just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their just just their just their just their just just just their just just just just just just just just just just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. to. the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tod's twat. What are you worried about? You're down saying that all the word. Can I just interject because I'm really worried about this idea of Carl being on MTV because the problem is that you know let's be honest Rick I mean we're we're getting by the skin of our teeth aren't we really? It's only Carl that's keeping this afloat. Yeah. And if he gets on MTV in the world sort of the. And if he gets on MTV. the world, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, to, to, to, to, th, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, because, because, because, th, because I'm really thi, because I'm really thi, because, because I'm th, because, because, because, because, because th, because, because, th, because, th, because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. I I I I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I'm really really thi, I'm really really thr, I'm really thr, I'm really thr-I'm really thr-I'm really thr-I'm really thr-I'm really thr-I'm really thr-I'm really's the thing no that's the thing that's the terrible thing though isn't it it's like Carl is my pet but I realize I've got to release him into the wilder and you know because I love him I know he's got to go free

sure I want to I want to kagay. Oh yeah he's got a new idea yeah right. Do you know like I've talked about ghosts and we had that good discussion the other week walking to the other circus station yeah and I was telling you about ghost and you were saying Carl don't be an idiot and all that I spoke to a woman in the week done a little interview done a little interview with a little interview with a woman with a woman who's got ghost in her house. So, uh... I look forward to hearing that later. That sounds brilliant.

Well, I'm going to play a classic tune now. I've just gone straight forward. I've gone for the jugger. This is Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie, the today, thii's also nervous, he had a bit of shock last week didn't you? Just a little bit. His dad tuned in. To the show? Yeah.

And Carl's never told him that he actually speaks on the show. He just pressed the button, it's right. He's kept him from it. You used to radio before and you never told him since but but they promised not to listen haven't they? Well my dad said to me don't worry don't be put off this week because you know you know I've told him he can't listen but I heard my dad in the background kind of going oh looks so he might be listening so that's extra pressure so that's a camera crew in. I know. We don't like it, do you? This is good training for MTV. What's he going to make of that?

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how, you know, your kids doing? That's what you're talking about? So there's a parent's evening. So he went one. He went to one to one to one to one their their their their their th. He went th. And th. He went th. He went th. He went th. He went th. He went th. He went th. He went th. He went th. He went tho' tho' their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. So, their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their. He's their too. He's tea. He's tea. Hea. Hea. He's tea. Hea. He's tea. He's their their their high fire. How wrong was she? I think we should call Mrs Matthews and make her eat her words. Ah, she would turn on to MTV when I don't know, like they're slamming session and they're they're going to go, that's young Pilkington. He's bald but it's definitely him. I recognise that will he have. Yeah. Did you see Celebrity Fit Club yesterday? I missed it. I didn't watch any TV this week. The only TV I watched was, um, are you good in bed? I already knew the answer. What was it? You had to have to take points. Yeah. Right. It was no. I was off the scale. Well talking off the scales Rick Waller. Really? Yeah. Well what he did he did he did he did he did he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he did he did he did he did he did he did he he he he. Did he did he he he he he he he he he he he he he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did he. Did, he he. Did, he he. Did, he he he he he he th. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did he th. Did he th. Did he the the the the the the the the the the. Did he th. Did th. Did th. Did th scale. Well, talking off the scales, Rick Waller. Really? Is he off? What's what?

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What do you reckon Carl? Do you think he's even the trafficking? What's what's McKenna going to be doing is like Grampbo? Are you going to be turning to a chicken and... He's going to do an Elvis impression? Yeah, if I say there's lots of sports psychologists out there at the moment getting people. So I'm sure it's valid, if it's true, I'm sure it's fine. But I've been, I've been getting tuned mentally learning out to hit. Yeah. That was my method. Eating and hitting, I think is...

And do you work out to any music? I mean, do you put on the Rocky soundtrack? Because I know you've got a music from music from all, I' music, mean no we don't it's all it's I think I have the radio on down there but you don't hear it it's all you hear is people shouting saying things like that's not like a fighter and me going I'm not a fighter I'm not a comedian and is it quite intimidating down there I mean do they're yeah yeah I'm sure they're not used to it now but it's it is it is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is they I they I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they're they they're they're they're they they they they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to do it I mean is it like is it like they're gangsters? I mean is it kind of... I mean I just mean is it got that feel? you know when you see it in films they walk into those places and you know they're kind of they're hard nuts and there's that feel like... Well I mean they're all you know they're all they're all the thoughs and that's not not not that's not that's not not that's not that's not that's not that's not I's not I's not that's not that's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I'm I'm I'm I'm I's not I's not I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm that's not that's not that's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's not I's that's that's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're like like like like like like they're they're they're they're like like like like they're they're they're they don't understand really that I don't like getting it on the nose. And they said, well, no one gets hit on the nose. And it took me a long time to get over that, just taking a couple of punches. I wanted to rule it out.

And but you know, it's okay now. And of course, I know they're molly coddling me. They're not using about 25% power. and I'm still... And you wear the headgear? Oh yeah, and the gum shield, yeah. I wanted to wear a crash helmet. But they said no, I'm carrying a baseball bat and I said that's technically illegal. But I'm looking for I'm a changed man, Carl. What we've got coming up? Got a bit of a death in Vegas with vocals from Liam. Final question for you, Rick, do you think that, Rick, do you think that? the the the their. their, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, do, do, do, do, Rick, do, do, do, do, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, the, the, I, and the, I, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, the, and the, and the, and the, the, the, the, and the, I, I, I, and, I, I, I, I, and, I, I, and, I'm, and, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, and, and, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, and, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, and, I'm, and, I'm, and, and, do the training. Yeah I love that I love the training I love learning the skills and I do enjoy the training. I don't I don't relish getting punched around. And I'm not worried about the fight at all. I'm really looking forward to the fight because Grant's a novice like me it's just when you get in with an ex pro you know could destroy you any so you're scared to him and you know they never lose their rag and they're really cool and they're really nice and they've never

act they've never even hit me by mistake but even just tapping you like that in the facts hurts I just I was walking down Finchley really a couple of six former said oh you lanky goglide freak and I just wanted if maybe you could pop out of your friend yeah yeah I will really you'll the yours isn't any of mine? Scorpio Rising, Death in Vegas and XFN 104. to 9.9, Steve, I'm Ricky Jamies. Carl, Carl's a little bit more, less stress now. There's a camera crew have gone, his dad's not listening, we think. Well, yeah, who knows?

Who knows? But, uh, you're chilled. I tell you what, think I'm a dream of it. She was taking part, I mean she doesn't know a lot of the new bands and that, but she made some up for some older bands and that. Oh she did some herself, she made some of them herself sent them in the post. So are you going to use those today? Um, she's not quite quite got them there? Can we hear what they are? Do you keep talking a second then? I'm quite excited. I mean if they're even approaching, say, the genius of wet knee Houston. Yeah. Yeah. There was another one which was something to do with a trench, Carl. What was that? What was that? your theory. I'm not having it.

Okay. So if you are a bloke, he's calling you a liar. So maybe want a little rumble later. In fact if you are a bloke, he's calling you a girl. Yeah, exactly. Hey, Alan. These are the ones thinks th. hands made up. Right, just in case you're a new listener I give some initials out and a cryptic clue and it makes up a band, don't it? Or a soloist. Not so much cryptic as what you're thinking. Well, my man sent this one. This group would be good at doing your hair.

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Wow, great ones think alike. Here's a last one from her. This guy sounds superb. This guy sounds superb. The Bachelor's. Glenn Campbell. I think I'd tell you this I think you should get on to one of the big game organizations Parker Brothers or whatever because this has got to be I mean this could sweep the nation at Christmas don't you think this is a perfect

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Yeah, educating Ricky. We've got the woman who's got a ghost in our house. Yeah. It's a shame she's not here live because I feel like I want to ask a few questions, Rick. I've covered it all. I've covered it all. Yeah. I know probably you like me, just too busy really to keep abreast of new music, aren't you? We're busy people, we've got, you know, important showbiz pirates to go to and stuff. That's why I have friends of my new semi-compelations and stuff. That's one of my quarterly compilations from my friend Harry and that's all downhill-hue and going back to the back of some classics. Sure, sure. All right? I love adverts better though.

I love adverts. I love adverts. It's weird. Miceaia, on XFN, 104. OkaVA is with me, Steve and Carl. Carl. Why have you got a headache? Just a bit stressful because the moves on this week. Are you moving house? Oh by the way, the X-FM listeners came around

to my house and bought the foot on the table. Did they? Well, they're having to be normal. They were well happy. Yeah. I couldn't believe the luck with it. I mean quite normal. Well it sounds a bit scared in it getting people round. I imagine they were scared. Were they excited to see you? Could you know, could you they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, that, that, to be, that, thoom, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, to, to, their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, ththey, I mean, you know, could you tell that they were pretty pleased to see you? No, I don't think so, I mean. You're all Carl Pilkington? Yeah, but I, the fellas sort of, I mean, they brought the whole family round, which was a bit odd. Well, it's not often they get the chance to visit a living freak. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, they they they they they they they they were they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're that. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to get. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to. to. to to to to together. together. together. together. today. too. today. too. too. to to to the. to the. to the. the. they were nice. And you're moving now, he said he came you up today, he was absolutely tipping it down. He had to cycle in, right?

Because he said, because of the movie he doesn't want to leave his bike around there. And he said, he said, Suzanne, oh I can't say this because he's listening, can I? He won't know. He said, Suzanne's, I had the oldest oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, he's this because he's listening can I? He won't know. He said Suzanne's hired the oldest removal man in London. You should hear him. And the thing is right, we've booked him. We've booked him because everyone else happened to be booked out, but this fellow's free. All right? So he called up this morning, I've never spoke to him, but he was on the phone. He sounded about 90. I can't think that he's gonna have to do all the work. And the thing is, well it seems to be cheap. He only wanted some worth originals. Listen he seemed to be cheap because it's 50 pound an hour. How long is it going to take him? Yeah yeah.

Oh how long is it going to take him? Yeah. That's genius! When's the move on then? He's coming right, he came around today to bring so empty boxes, and he was struggling with them. So, uh, it actually happens on Wednesday. Oh, God. Anyway, so, um... Richard, let me say you were laughing and almost had a heart attack. Doesn't bode well for the boxing match, is it? I've got a cough at the moment, I've had me lems it. Anyway, what

we're doing no, Carl? Well, I teased you with it before. You're going to get that out again? I, I'm always like trying to get you, you know, thinking, opening your mind up a bit to to go, to thi, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi, thathea. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to to be, to be, to be, to be to be, to be to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do........ Well, to, to, to, to, to, to, th.... Well, thathea, thathea, thathea, their, their, their, their, their, their, to me. their, toe. their, their. their. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. What, what toe. Well, what toe. stuff. So this woman who I know, she said she'd come in and I could interview her to try and sort of get the belief out there. Okay. So I thought... If there's not enough belief in the occult and rubbish out there. So does she think she has a good? She has. She has. She has. No, it's a fact. So I thought maybe it's a new feature we could try for a couple a couple a couple a couple a couple for a couple for a couple for a couple for a couple for a couple for a couple for a couple to to to to to try for a couple to try to try to try to to to to go go go go go go go go go go go. So. So, the they. So, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. So, their. So, their. So, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they. the. they. their, they got the show. She has. No, it's fact. So I thought maybe it's a new feature we could try for a couple of weeks, see how it goes down. You know, uh, you know Parkinson. What about Pilkington.

My guest today is Tarran, she's a plugger. You're still a plug, right? No, do co-management. Right, she does co-management, but she was a plugger. She looked at a therapy, raging speed on, slash, all the big names. But we're not here to talk about music to do, we do a lot of that on XFM. Today we're talking ghosts. Now Ricky and Steve who do the show with, they're not having any of it. So I said, well, I know someone who, you know, gets on with ghost, there's a lot of them.

So I thought I'd get you in today. Have a little chat for a couple of minutes. Just to sum up up up up up up up up up up the story up the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story so they they they they they they their their the story so they get an idea of what happened. You had a horse, yeah, you had it in some stables. He hasn't there to speak yet. You went to like look after it and that, play around with it, take it for a ride and that. Yeah. Two of your mates were in the stable where your horse is. Not my stable, in the opposite stable. And I heard them giggling and you heard them having a laugh so you thought right what are they up to so you go in and they're messing about with a wigi board yeah right so this is where you come in did you get involved with the wiki board unfortunately I did

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Completely ignored the fact that the windows were all shut but the curtains were blowing. Didn't sleep well at all. Right. Next evening, same again. Freezing. Yeah, very, very noticeably colder. Yeah, I'm fast asleep, get woken up. The wardrobe's opening. So at this point, this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is thiiiq we thiq thiq thiq thiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq. But I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I g. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th.a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'erat'erat'erat'erathea'er. th. th. the fast asleep, get woken up, the wardrobes opening. So at this point, this is where we clear up, you're not on crack, you're not? No, never tougues in my entire life. You're not a drinker. Nope.

I would have the glass of red wine. Yeah, right. That's all right. started happening was as the week progressed I also felt the bed covers at one point at night fold over, double bed, the bed covers fold over and it was like someone was getting in the bed next to me. But you've got to remember when you're in a deep sleep, you're not quite thinking and you're thinking, I'm losing it. I was getting more and more tired, more and more little stressed. I'm really thinking I was having a breakdown. The final straw was when the clothes on the end of my bed that I just throw hit me.

How come you were going back home that night? Because I was skeptical. In fact, six months ago I said I don't want to go there. People think I'm mad. But, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thir thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was that night. Because I was skeptical. In fact six months ago I said I don't want to go there people will think I'm mad but you know what I don't care. I know there's more out there. Well, brilliant. I'll cheers for that and thanks for being a guest on on Pilkington. Incisive investigative journalism there. I like the fact that you've learned a lot from Parkinson even stealing some of his questions like are you on crack? He always asks his guests.

Yeah, yeah. I like the fact that when she went, I don't have the occasion of my reason, well that's alright for you. Good for your art. That was great. Are you're on, that was great. Are you on, are you on the best interview technique I've I've always I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always, I've always, I've always, I've always, I've always, I've always, I've always, I've their, I've their, I've always always always always always, I've always, I've always, I've always, I've always, I've. I've. I've. I the occasion of my reason, well that's alright for you, good for your art. That was great. It was brilliant, although I feel... That is the best interview technique I've ever heard anywhere. I feel like there's still some questions on answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thrown. Yeah, I wasn't, yeah, yeah. I was

worried when I said I had some giggling from coming from the other stable. Yeah. Don't go over there. Don't go over there. What questions did she ask the wiki board? You didn't ask for that I noticed? She didn't, she didn't want to say. No. Okay. Do you think it was something like why that got confused and they came back and started messing up her clothes. But what do you think then? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do I think? What do you think? What do you think? What about what? There's nothing I can answer there? There's nothing I can answer there? There's nothing I can answer. All right. She said... Well mean the interview I did for 50 minutes. You did for how long? 50 minutes? 50?

Five minutes. Yeah, we might use that Christmas or something, right? But the thing is, right? Well that's the best you got out of 50. Yeah, yeah, no, no. No, no. No, no. I'll be up.

M. . . I didn't want that sort of stuff going out, right? But I can understand the heating thing. I said, well, you know, in the full interview I was saying, you know, that could be anything, could it? Heating broke or something. Now, she said the, what else was she talking about? Someone got into the bed next to her?

Yeah, I mean, I sort of said, that how did that happen yeah she can't explain it herself but I said but but it did wake you up maybe you're a little bit sort of all but still the only explanation I can think of if she didn't actually see anyone is well it was a ghost yeah yeah yeah well she's probably got it's probably got a ghost I think you've proven it's a ghost yeah yeah a spirit what about cobents the the they spree the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they's they's the the they. the the the they. the the the the the the the the they. the. Play a record. It's got to be a ghost. It is ghost. I think you've proven it to us. Yeah.

A spirit? Yeah, nice. Yeah, yeah. Street. Radiohead. So turns out ghost do exist. After all, Steve, a woman. A woman, what to say? egg on my face. Yeah. On XFM. I should just encourage you and everyone else listening.

I've got egg on my face that we're going to say. I was eating an omelette. James Randy, a hero of yours and a hero of mine. He's on TV this week, on Horizon. I think it's maybe Thursday, check press for details, trying to expose the nonsense that is homeopathy. Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I look that is that is, that is, that is, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the they. they. I, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, I'm, I'm their. Yeah, I'm, their. Yeah, I'm, I'm their. Yeah, I'm their. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm their. Yeah, I's, I'm. James. James. James. James. James. Yeah, I, I, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah. Yeah, I. Yeah. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I's. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, got a theory that if you say say you got something an essential oil or something in a solution one in ten solution and it does something to you actually does something to you. They've got this thing where they diluted it to there's nothing in it but because they're using the same water and the the water still has the same effect. It's sort of like, it's sort of like a placebo that you know works, you know, that's the sort of theory of it.

What time is that on? I'll check the papers, but I think it's sort of 9 o'clock Thursday, something like that. It'll be interesting there, Carl. that's interesting, Rick. Prices we're giving a the paper, the paper, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the what's also interesting Rick, the prizes were given away this week on Rock Busters. We got for you, David Attenborough is the Life of Mammals, I don't know, is this a new show, is this on TV at the moment? Is this a new show? Is this a new show? Is this a new thing? So that looks good, it's like a, a couple of C- the Smashing Pumpkins, I think this is sort of alternative versions of a lot of their hits and stuff, live versions and stuff like this. Johnny Cash's current album possibly his last we don't know because apparently he's not very well at

the moment. So an album of covers. an amazing review where it says it's like he always makes them his own do you know what I mean it's like you can't even remember the old version by the Eagles by the Eagles yeah could I'd like to play that because I haven't heard that would play that and then give it away these are actually good prizes prizes we've also miniature three-wheel car and only fools and horses video I think this is the special that was on Christmas TV last year so if you're one of the the people who didn't see it I mean wasn't like 22 million yeah ridiculous yeah if you're one of the people who you know desperately wants to see it again I know I too and then and wants a small yellow car then then

then there is and also another of these compilations, arbitrary compilation albums, the best chill out album ever Rick. If you're a fan of the Levi's Freedom ad, then you love the Levi's Freedom ad, then the track that's... I hate the music to it though. No, no, well that's a shame because it's included on here. How much do you love the Volvo TV? Love it, love it, love it, love it. Because, because, because, because, the, the, the music, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha, tha, the the tha, I, I, tha, tha, tha, th. I, th. I's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha, I' tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, the the the the why? That's a shame because that practice is the music. Oh, okay. Sure. Sure. There's also stuff on here, there's some interesting stuff, there's Pink Floyd, there's Coldplay, there's Roy Scops, so you know, it's probably worth. I love

I love Pink Floyd. Except the music again. So it's a caught by the river on XFM 104.9 I mean it's the second hour now. This is when this award-winning show really kicks into gear. The last time. We haven't won them yet. I mean we will win time. Hang on let me remind you. There are bronze in the Zoni Awards. Okay. I got bronze. I don't go. No, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. Um, I'm Ricky James obviously with me, Steve Merchant and Carl Pilkington, which is what heat right about really. Carl's the main man. Think of Carl a year ago, he was just sitting in that room going, all right, all right, that I've done this. Whoh! XFM. It's good, isn't it? It's like a music bed. Brilliant. comes on the show we start taking the piss out of him people start going oh who's the idiot you've got in we go is Carl and they go we like him he's a

he's a fool I go yes he's a fall he's a pet buffoon and they go we'll let him speak more right and they're going don't let him talk don't let him talk to him the fat cats oh and I said I'm a rebel the fat the that I the rebel I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that he th that he that he that he that he that is that is that is that is that is that is th th that is that he's that is th th th he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he that he that he that he that he's the that herere the the the the the that the the they they they they they they that they they they he's the the herere he's he the man? Yeah, yeah. And then MTV Call Up, yeah, heat of writing about him every week. He's just been, some film for the BBC. There's some rumors he might be the new James Bond. Is it? Yeah, yeah. He's got a bit, is he eating lovely McVittie's original digestive? Are we allowed to, could I,the experiment right no strip clubs are listening I'm a huge fan right and he's got rockbusters to come. Yes I should just ask the few people have asked me this and there's also an email here from Rich people are saying they've seen some of the posters and the adverts of

advertising the show, plug in the show why isn't your why aren't you on the posters Carl and it is your choice isn't thrown the the the th th th th th th th the th th th the the th the th the the th th th the the the the the the the the the th to their to their why their why their why their why their to their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they. they. they. they. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they're they're they's in my trousers. You don't like any photo taken, no, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you're not seeking the publicity. I reckon you are secretly, I don't believe you're right. No, it's right, he's totally right, he's doing it just right. But I think you know around radio you got a you want your own show or you enjoy talking and they just have to be filming you for MTV that's different I think what you just avoid is going to silly celebrity bash is having a picture taken for the sake of it I mean I think you're right but I think you should do the screen test I think you should do the screen test just because it might be fun and if it's no good they won't do it and you can stop anytime you want no one has to keep going on telly.

I just think we're going to lose him. No, no, we weren't losing. Listen, right? I'll always be part of this. I'm just worried that you're going to get, you're going to exhaust yourself, you're going to be drained. You're going to have to tol' all to have to have to have to have to have to have to wanted to do, right? Because I don't want to embarrass myself, right? I don't want to embarrass the woman at MTV when I turn up and she thinks,

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Well just quickly on those clues just in case people need to know again. Stop throwing that fruit about CB. That Scottish fellows made a bit of an error. M. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. too. too. too. too. too. th. too. too. too. th. th. th. th. th. th. th Stop throwing that fruit about CB. That Scottish fella's made a bit of an error. M. And God, you can make loads of toast with M. That's G. Ricky. Jovee's at XFM.co. UK, it's email only. Oh, I need some learning. I need some knowledge, Carl. Educate me. I might be able to help you. Go on. We've got three things as always I give me a little head into teaise you as to which one you want to learn first. First one is, is the tip included? Is the tip included? You like it? Second one, I want to come here in hindsight. I wouldn't have come here in hindsight? Yeah. And the third one, are the tip you? Am I going to have to thump you? And you've thought what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the the their, is, is, is, is their, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is? Is the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tip, is. is, is to thump you? Okay and you've thought what the internet? So I so I can get into the mindset at this plant is the tip included? Well obviously that's probably not gonna be about a weight it's gonna be like if that's someone losing the end of his knob I assume I'm gonna have to thump you that's a man who lost his arm in a fight but then picked it up with the other arm and smacked him with it. What was the middle one? I want to come

here in Ironsite. Heinz site. Heinz site? Yeah, yeah someone was blinded by baked beans. So what are you going for then? I think I'd better go for, um, I'm gonna have to thump you. All right well this isn't I've been struggling again to be honest with you. Searching Iron Loaf for stuff and and some of these are to leave till this morning. Right because there's just not enough knowledge out in the world is there but you don't know about. I found out about something in the week about a guy who was playing Tugger War. This his arm came off. Yeah he got caught up in the rope. the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I'm the. I'm searching the. I'm searching the. I'm his arm came off. Yeah, he got caught up in the rope, yeah. No, no, he didn't. He didn't get caught up in the rope. He just was trying that hard and didn't want to lose. He kept told him. He really got it to win. And the other team pulled it, the other team pulled it, the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a hea he a he a he he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he he he he he he he he got got got he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he, he he, he got. He, he got he got he got got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got he got got he got. He got got. He got. if he's gripping, as soon as there's tension, like the arm coming out of the socket, the hand might release.

I think his arm got caught up in the rope and so it was involuntary as opposed to him going, well my arms coming off, but I'm not going to lose this. He might be... Anyway, that's a bonus fact. Yeah well that's educated me. A man lost his arm. Oh interested. Go on. Um, I'm gonna have to thump you. Yeah, do the saying, uh, shut your face? Yeah. I've heard the well-known Shakespeare, isn't it? Do you know how it came about? Uh, Joe Dolcie. Ah, go on. It's ages ago. Oh yeah, literally. Like a knight who wore armour.

That's armour going after something, you know, that's how it came about. Okay, armor. They wore all the stuff and they had the helmet and saved the guarding something at night. I stood outside a castle or something. And it's probably going to be two of them. So they stood there talking and that. And talking about stuff. And...

The future? Yeah, medieval stuff. One of them was like, oh, we should shut here. I've been stood here for hours and he's going on and all so he'd say shut your face meaning shut the guard down on your helmet the vising and I can't hear you then so shut your face and that's how it came about well I suppose it would be interesting if I could just rely on it I'm not sure it's true I know I just never know I can it needs to be cooperated just like I don't know where he got it from, but anything via Carl is precarious.

Yeah, I mean I feel like maybe you should give us your sources next time. You know, tell us what I'll tell you. I know what I'll tell you. Got off the internet? Yeah, but where on the news pages and stuff and I came up. This news should be updated because they've already reached the 17th century which is last week with people eating tomatoes off their plates. I look at news and there was stuff about a woman who was in a shop and she I don't know some they had some work money, workman in doing the shop up and they had some wood glue left out and she asked for some pear juice and then the guy went and thought the glue in the thing was the pear juice and she went and drank that.

But that's not really news. So I thought well we don't have that. I wish you hadn't told us. There was one about... So there's some poor woman now whose tiles are mixing up pear juice with toxic glue. Your wallpaper and your tiles and everything just fall down. Be careful everyone. Be careful. There's something about kids having hamburgers, it makes some fat.

Hamburbanes. Hold on. Having food with high fat content can make you put on weight. Don't believe it. You're an idiot. What's the next one? No, let's play a tune. Let's play chicken. We'll come. You've still got, I want to come here in hindsight and you've still got, is a tip included, but we've got a bit of a...

Well, I think we haven't played a hip-hop track. And then I said, hooray or? Well, no, I think you didn't even have that. Brilliant. That's a great thing though, we can add that in. We could face that in. Maybe at to death. Have you tried it, Carl?

What the fact? This is another little lesson. So someone here is in a really low air. They've been listening to you, we're going to commit seriously. They just started holding the breath of the meal. Oh, screw it. What did you learn in the week, right? I'm always doing all the breath of the meal. Oh, screw it. Well, what did you learn in the week, right? I'm always doing all the educating.

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That's what I think. I was stung by one, you know? You got stung by one, yeah. I don't understand. because I was stung by one, you know? You got stoned by one, yeah. I was not already got stoned by one. Yeah. And I don't understand. No you're not a fan of him. So that's that. So that's that. So I've sorted out the jellyfish conundrum. We've sold that particular worry. Right then. So take your pick then. I asked him if he could have any animal the the the tho. Do I th. I know. Off air he said I've got it down to two, right and this was, he said, he said, what, a favorite animal looking at or could I own one? And I went, you could own one?

And I went, oh, and I went, oh? I've got it down to two, I said, no, Carl, just what animal, if you could have any animal, what animal would you over, he went, I've got another two, I went, what is it? He said either the rhino or the hippo. What's your logic? Well, I don't know. I don't know. That was, that, that was it? That was the, that was the, I mean? When was that? When was that? You were there? Yeah, but you know. What are they today? Quickly now? Quickly now, any animal I want. You can have any animal

or want. You can have any animal in the world. Right, one that's maybe extinct, anything you want. Right, I might have a, just for today. Just for today. I might have a scorpion in athe box. What's your thinking? It's the chimp every time. It's the chimpanzee or the gorilla. No, but if I tell you that program about the scorpion, are they all help each other out? Right. Scorpions all help each other out. No, no, no, this is brilliant, right? Somewhere in the desert. Okay. Um, there's little monkeys. It's like these little monkeys that are underground or something. And there's holes. Is this beneath the planet of the apes? Are they talking apes? Are they talking apes? No, and you've got it wrong anyway.

They're not monkeys. They're not monkeys. They're not. They're not. They're lizards. They're lizards, if you remember? goes to sleep when the bloat comes along he told this and the sco- I was done it all right monkey from monkey that's what happens in his mind from lizard to monkey oh evolution would have been so much easier if car was around oh turn it to a monkey I'm fed up with a lizard just promised me once again car I've asked you

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Sort of dwarf like. What do you mean dwarf like he had magic powers or he was four foot? What do you mean Carl? A little bloat, just like a normal bloat but small. If he'd stood him in the desert you wouldn't know. Ha ha ha ha! But he'd be just say there was a little midget fella who was eyeing up my girlfriend and then leave it. What do you mean?

What was happening? This is a story to us. This is much more interesting to us than she was deaf, right? And she hit her head. That's much more interesting. I don't they when someone fancies them. What do you mean there was lots of them as well? Do they?

That's worth knowing? Right, come on and you went into this, you went into this, you went into this, you went into this, what, the dining room or something? Yeah, downstairs. Hold on, you look down and there was a little waiter. There was loads of them running around busy. Why though? It's in summer! What do you mean? Because it was in summer.

They had more of them on. They come out in summer. What do you mean? Because it's busy, isn't it? Why were they all midgets? I don't know? Maybe, it's a thing that they did for tourists or something I don't know I just got on with my meal it was a holiday do you know I mean? God said some midget serving I'm not going to ask any questions right okay yeah

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He is a load of screaming going on in the kitchen. Mmm, hold on. Is his girlfriend wandered in there? And they do, um, with a step ladder. Yeah. Yeah. The circumcised people in the kitchen and apparently... What are you talking about? Whoa, whoa, slow down, slow down. We were sorry, what are you talking about two things at once here, one they circumcised people in the kitchen, two, I guessed it was someone

losing the end of their knob. I started thinking like Carl Pilkington. That is amazing. That is amazing. Apparently it was than once, right? And it was there for a week and apparently the first night it was quiet and then the rest of the week every day it'd be like having his breakfast or even his lunch or even his tea. Yeah, he'd be here in school. Lunch and breakfast fair enough for it. It's their decision. It don't do that. And apparently it's a tradition over there. You can't even't be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their, their, their, their, their, their, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, toy. toy. te. te. te. te. te. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tradition over there. You can't even make a complaint about it. It's like well you should have, you know, should have found out before you come over it. See I can't believe this is true. I'm a little bit lost. He was in a restaurant, in a hotel, and there are people who have circumstances in the kitchen. Is that right? I'm even worried that we're bordering on the racist here, suggesting that that is the position that Turkish people

cut the end of their cocks off in the kitchen at meal times. I think you're wrong, Carl. This sounds ludicrous, Carl. No, I don't think it happens everywhere. Right. I think I think this certain... Oh, if this hotel. Certain, certain places. What is it like two-star? Yeah. Why did he go to the four the four the four the four the four the four the four the four the four the four the four the four the four the four the four the four th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that's, that's, th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t................................................. two-star? Yeah. Why did he go to the four skin in? It was his own fault wasn't it? So that's... Sorry, that's it is it? Have they clue? Wait, wait, wait, that's the story? You educated me? Right? Once a fella saw some Turkish people cutting the tip with their... No more? Thank you very much, Carl. thanks very much thanks very much Carl got any more well there's things you can learn from it either don't go to Turkey no don't have calamari when you're over there I'm gonna you two I love that one on xf mccam one o'clock

yeah Oh you've done it again? Well. You too. I love that one. On XFM 104.9. I'm Ricky Jemez, Steve Merchant. Carl. Okay, Carl, one more. Can't we just... Don't get the umm. Just because so far you've come up with nothing.

What's the last one? Give us the teaser clue again. It was, um, I want to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to come here in Ironsight. I wouldn't have come here in Irons. Yeah. Right, give me some education. This would be the thing that teaches me something. I can feel it in my bones. Come on. There's a kid in Kenya. He was messing about with some beans. Magic. We guessed that as well. He did, yeah. He spent up because we guessed his puns, I think. They put one of him in his ear. Yeah. Um, the ma'am or the dad said,

oh, what have you done that for or whatever? Yeah. So I'll have to take you to the doctors now. So they took the kid to the doctors. And the doctor said, oh, you said I can get that out, I can sort that for that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that took it out and the doctor said right that's £3.50 and the dad said I've only got 270 on me and the doctor said right well and put the bean back in his kids there.

I don't know what to say. I mean I don't know what to say. I mean I don't know what to say. I mean a couple what to say. I mean, a couple of questions for me very quickly. Are you sure that those were definitely the sums involved with it? Well, the equivalent of whatever, whatever the deal with in Kenya. It was the equivalent of... What? What currency was it, Carl, that you translated into Sterling? I don't know, no, it was saying in the thing, it said the equivalent of... 3155, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I mean, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm, I, no it was saying in the thing it said the equivalent of... 3152.2. Did it say that? Yeah. Sorry. Did it say that? Yeah, it said. Carl, look at me. Look at me. Did it say that? Did it say that? Did it said that was the... Did it say that? Yeah? Yeah, it did. It definitely said that. It definitely it's just like I suppose I don't know I mean all these things the idea is it's not like a lesson it's like I'll tell you this see what you can get from it sure so so you look at what I've told

you already the the nights who said shut your face that's like that's that explains itself yeah um Turkey with the circumcision's in a restaurant. Yeah. That hold me in good stead. Yeah, go. Don't. Don't go there, whatever. This one, if you're in, Ken, you don't put beans in your ears or something. Doctors... Or carry £3.50 or the equivalent of? It's just the idea that the doctor put it back in his ear. He forced it back in his ear. So is it still there to this day? I mean is there any update on that? Or did he go back with the 350? I presume he either went and got like a second opinion, see if he could get it cheaper. Right. Or he said, right, I'll come back next week. Yeah. Or he said right I'll come back next week. Yeah. to have been paid. the their. Or. Or their. Or their. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. their. their. Or. their. their. their. Or. their. Or. their. Or. Or. Or. Or, their. Or, their. Or, their. Or, their. Or, their. Or, or did. Or, or did. Or, or did. Or, or did. Or, or did. Or, or did. Or, or did. Or, or, or, or, or. Or, or. Or, or. Or, or. Or, or. Or, or. Or, or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or, the. Or. Or. Or. Or. Or, the. Or. Or, the. Or, the. Or, the. Or, the. Or, the. Or, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the how the doctor did it and thought well I'll have a girl like that should I get home? Yeah for free but he never said what it how it ended no no but I mean I apologize for this week's I mean I I haven't got that much

out of it you've not been enriched oh it it was very very light like I said it was the tug o'er wa there was a feller in Scotland who had a load of tattoos. Okay, is that it? Is that the end of the story? 98% covered. Right.

Just between his toes he didn't have done. Why not? Because it looks stupid. I don't know. I just said 98% done. What else? Are you going to drop the feature? I'm worried.

I'm thinking about it. to be honest with you. Heat have probably written about this already. This has been a classic. I'm concerned because it's my favourite part of the show. Is there something else we can't? What could we do to health? to be out? Because I just, I hate to see it going. Well we can't really, and he's moving this week with the old fellow, so that taken about four days.

I'm worried that you're not, I live forever or you can you know do to, any mentalist out there. If you're slightly you know wrong, if there's something wrong with you just email Carl. Is it Carl. Pilkington at XFM.co. UK. Would you like to be interviewed on next week's edition of Pilkington? If you are a mental of any description, just lonely, bewildered, stupid, just something wrong with you, right? And you've seen some of it that's, you know, interesting to you but absolute bollocks, then please call Carl. Carl dot Pilton. Don't let that put you off, don't me think, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tho, oh, oh, tho, oh, tho, tho, oh, tho, oh, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, thi. Yes, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho. So, tho. So, tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. Would, that put you off by the way. Don't me think, oh, they're going to take the piss out of me. Just if, you know, in any way, if it's, you know, fodder for

us, then call up because Carl will like you, you'll be friends with Carl, right? Quaix, what's the answers? We always do this, we're have a bit of cash. Johnny Cash, one of the prizes we're giving away. Johnny Cash and Desperadee. That's from his new album, which is a collection of new songs and covers, which is one of the prizes given away on this week's Rock Busters. And can we have the clues in the answers and the winners? Yeah. First one was Stop throwing that fruit about. The answer is. That was C. B. B C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C. the C. the C. th. th. thuuuu. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. throwe. th. th. th. th. th. th. thrown. thrown. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the thr. tho. the. the. the. the. the answer is C B that was Chuck Berry. Okay yeah I'll give you that.

The one that you've worked out I'll do next. The God you make a load of toast with them. That was G. Gorillas. Gorillas though, isn't it? Grillas. And the middle one was that Scottish fellas made an error. That was Mystique. Mystique.

Mystique. So... Did anyone get that? Extraordinarily almost all the people who emailed it. I'm really, I'm really to think it's us then because I was thinking Muck error and Muck mistake and but mystique yeah so would you want to pick a winner yeah I was going to give the process to Amy Massey who's from Wiltshire the West Country losers down there probably as

weird as you yeah so well she's one and congratulations to I'm assuming she's listening online or maybe via some kind of we must have a lot of listeners outside London because all these are from Norwich and we got any listeners in London? Places, you know, it's where there's a lot of inbreeding. That he has nothing else to do. Exactly. Norwich and Wiltshire.

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Because that's when it finishes. What we finish? We've got to clear net for the next. On the poster it says one to three. It doesn't say one to two fifty five five.