The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S2E19 (December 28, 2002)

Episode Date: September 4, 2022

With the second series of ‘’The Office’’ complete, Gervais, Merchant, and Pilkington returned to XFM in August of 2002 to resume their 2-hour Saturday afternoon broadcasts. Though Pilkington’s name was still not being used in promotional materials, the format mainly centered on his contributions with Gervais and Merchant mostly reacting to the various things Karl said and did, a format that would endure through the remainder of the radio broadcasts and podcasts, concluding in 2012.This was the longest stretch of XFM shows, running 51 weeks until August 2003 when Gervais and Merchant again went on hiatus, this time to record the Christmas Special (finale) for ‘’The Office’’.During the year, Pilkington introduced many of the show’s most notable segments including “ Monkey News”, “Rockbusters”, “Songs of Phrase”, and “The Film Thing”, among others. Karl grew increasingly frustrated with Ricky’s antagonism toward him throughout the year, and over the final few shows, suggested he did not want to continue on. Gervais and Merchant repeatedly said on air they would not return if Pilkington didn’t agree to remain with the show.

It's the best of. You've been voting in all weeks, sending your emails. So here's the clips that you wanted. Carpool is in the chair now. The talked about the acclaimed, educating Ricky. Right, well just in case anyone's new, doesn't only listen. Basically, I'm educating Ricky. Do a bit of research in a week, find stuff, news, history, anything that's interesting. Three stories are given a nice little headline, you

take your pick. Between now and three, you're going to learn three things. Yeah? So, the headlines are, I'll be no buying one of them. Can I say that again? I'll be no buying one of them. Can I say that again? I'll be no buying one of them. Nice, okay. We've also got Hippapotter News. Okay. And can you believe it? Can you believe it?

Well, I'll your choice of it. The Potter News? Yeah. Right, well this one, it's, I'm not going to set the credit here. I heard Christian talking about this on breakfast, right? Because it's a good, good story that happened. Um, basically, I don't ever tell you about it last week when we're having our spaghetti. But, um... I think you did. I know what it is. I know what this is.

I've not heard this. Right. There's a little midget. There's a circus going on somewhere. I think it was in America. Is that present day or all times? I'm talking like in the last three weeks. Okay. Right. Little midget. Cir, really packed out show people are loving it. Right, Steve, you're asking the same question I did, I know. So there's little, little midget jumping up and down on a champoline. What's what's it? Right, I say good money to see it. So everyone's clapping and he's getting carried away.

Because he can't believe he's like, he can't believe they're loving it. I didn't know they'd like a little person on a trampoline, but they love me. But you know what it's like when, if there's a crowd of people sort of encouraging you to sort of go higher and stuff. Yeah. And I'm sure he knew he was getting out of hand, but he was jumping and he was coming down and they're all going, aye, and he's going really eye in the air, right? So he's doing this, crowd of clapping, there's a hippo, right? Just sat next to the trampoline getting ready to come on and do his act. Oh right, I thought he was in the trampoline waiting to do his act. That's it, though, he's sitting in the dress there and he up and heing, and he. And he, and he. And he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he's, and he's, and he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's a, he's, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's a, he's a, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's a, he's, he's a, he's a.. the, he's a. the, is, is, is, is, is, is. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, he's, do you mean he's sitting by the trampoline waiting to do his app? Why are they sitting in the dress room and they go, five minutes, Mr. Moss? Five minutes, Mr.

Mosse. So anyway, so the head pose there. He's getting annoyed because this, because the midges he's going to follow this. How can I follow this? This is really annoying. They're going to be, oh no. So he's he he he he he he he he he he he he. He he. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. I's is. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why. Why, why, why. Why, why. Why, why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why, why, why, why. Why. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. That, I. That, I. That, I. That, I. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. He's. He's. That's. He's. He's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. It's to be, oh no. He's thinking, he's already done a trumpet, my pogo stick out, he's never going to work. Yeah, go on, so there's a info waiting. See, it's a great story and I just know he embellishes it or it gets slightly wrong. Go on. So there's a midgett jumping up and down. The crowd are going man, the mid is lovely, can't believe his luck, although we think, you think he probably knows his dice in with danger. Yeah, yeah. So, next thing you know, they're all saying hi-hi.

It gives it one big, like, heavy sort of landing on the trampoline, goes really high but goes off at a funny angle, hypotenuse. Okay. Yeah. And sort of flies out at a funny angle. Hi Potton Yes. Hys off at a funny angle. Hippos there swallows him whole. Crowd a clapping, thinking that's why the hippo was waiting there. Rubbish. Rubbish.

It's not rubbish, though. But now, maybe there was an accent in a circus with Midgiet. Rubbish. It's not rubbish, Shaugh. Maybe there was an accent in a circus with a midget and a hippo wave, but at no point was this hippo waiting to go on, I'm going, come on. The midget flew off at hypotenuse and landed in hippo's mouth and was swallowed whole. This is what you embellished. That is great. And what's to say though, Rick, when I heard midget trampoline, hippopotamus, I was I was I was I was thia, I was thine, I was thine, I was actually actually, I was actually, I was actually, I was actually, I was actually, actually, actually, I was actually, actually, actually, actually, actually, actually, actually, thi, thi, thi, thi, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi,. And what's that? I have to say though, Rick, when I heard midget trampoline, hippopotamus, I was thinking actually the way to happen. Yeah. So maybe. I mean, it is a, that, that, you should never put those three together. Never. It's a recipe for disaster. It's a textual is that midget. It's a midgett. It's, trtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrimemememememememememememememememememememememem, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was the the the the the t I was, I was the hippopotam, I was the hippopotam, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I I I I I I was, I I I I was, I I I I was, I was, I I was, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was a, I was a t, I was a t, I was a t, I was a the t. I was a the t. I was a t, I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thin, I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thi. I was they. I was a the t. Well, you know when he told me it, he said, and the midget, he didn't, he didn't mention

the hippomas, and he said the midget went on, I, soon he fell off and the hippo it, and I said, sorry, what was the hippo doing there? He went, it's a circus. I've never heard of a circus. I've never heard of a circus. What can't the hipp the hipp the hipp the hipp the hipp. What the hipp. What the hipp?? the hipp. What the hipp. What th. What th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the hippo? He? He? He? He? He. He. He? He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the them, honey? Why are they like very deadly? They're huge. You got out of her phone in a circus. You're not thinking of Zippo? He's neither claimed.

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We had a curry, we're walking back and this little funny homeless fella, didn't he? He, uh, oh I got to tell it before before I go, didn't he? Yes. He came up to me, right? And he came up to me and he went, he, he, he, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, th, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, tho, tho, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, to, was, to, to me right and he recognized it and he came up to me and he went he went oh he said I've just nicked five your DVDs from HMB and he shook my hand he was so happy with it and I went right excellent he went all I do was I just swing the bag over the top like that when I'm going out and he had a bag full of DVDs didn't he and he was so pleased to tell me that he'd stolen that great he said they they they they they they they they they they they was he was he was he was he was he was they was they was they was they was they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they was so they were they was so they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so they were so tell me that he'd stolen. That great. He said they're going like op cakes. He said they're going up, of course they are!

Yeah, you're knitting them. We get paid for them though, don't we? Don't we? No. What do you mean? Did you sign them for him? What? You're you, you say he was homeless, was he? Well, I don't know, maybe.

Surely how would he have seen the show? He just walked past Curry's one morning. Dickens. Yeah, the only idea. Seeing a trainer for it, I thought, interesting. I don't know if he was homeless. I didn't go into his home life. He took his hand though. But he he, he, he, he, but he, but he, but he, but he, but he, but he, but he? Where does he sell them? Does he go to people, do you write an office

DVD? They're not nicked? Yeah, four quid. Yeah, exactly. Have he stolen? No, no, no, no. They still got the tags on them. Well, it's like those people who, um, you're those cab drivers that you're meet at, sort of three. Yeah, th.... They their, their, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho, tho, thi. Do, that, thi. Do, th. Do, th. Do, th. Do, th. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do their, do their, do their, do their, do their, do their, do their. Do their, do their, do their. Do, do their. Do, do their. Do, do their. Do, do their. Do, do. Do. Do, do their. Do their. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do you. Do you're the. Do you're the. Do you're the. Do the. Do you're the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. meeting sort of three in the morning you've just got a car yeah just went out with a car yeah and just I'll pick people up and charge them yeah I got in one once I said to him a guy just pulled up I said he said I was in like east London I said yeah going back to the to a Swiss cottage he went sure hopping he went to the way he went he went to to the to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tttttttttttttttttttttttttttry I I I I ttttttttttry I I the the the the the the the the the the the the way? I said, well not really know, I thought you know the way, you're in a cab behind you went, no, don't really know the way there. I said, if you've got an A to Z, you went no. I thought, well if you're going to go out just on the, you know count it? I thought you knew the way to count it. I don't really know the way the way, I thought it was... Oh, it was... Let me out. Four quid. Exactly. And that's, I can't, I don't know who's got that sort of time on their hands that they just think, it's three in the morning, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the tho, I don't, I don't tho, I don't tho, I don't tho, I don't tho, I don't really tho, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't th th th th the the the the the tho, I don't really tho, I don't really tho, I don't really tho, I don't really really tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' that' that''t? Yeah, it was, yeah. Couldn't stand it, but it's good money.

He was the pro- he wasn't like a chance of it. What was he, what was he doing when he put that little forest gun in a, in a weedy bin? That was, uh, that was part of the cab company thing. They had to do like a charity event once a year and he did it one year. Tell us the story again on October. I'd rather not because we got a few sort of complaints about it. Why? Why do you complain about it? Because he put a kid in a bin and it's not the thing to do. But we could use it as a sort of sobering lesson for people. Yeah, tell it like a don't you shouldn't do it.

No, it's... Yeah, but that's how I did it last time, but people still didn't like it. All the stuff I tell you, you know, we don't take the Mickey out of people on purpose. It's real life, isn't it? And that goes on in life. Yeah. You know what was saying that, And laughing's good for you. So... But being laughed at isn't as good for you, is it? No, but there's probably more people laughing at one person. So if you balance it out, there's only one person who's upset and there's a bunch of people laughing. So it's...

Genius. Give me an example of that. Well, for instance, Carl Pilton as he talks and the people listening. Yeah, give me a little example of like, so, you know. Well I can't, because again, that's what I'm saying. I can't tell you the story, because there might be someone out there who this person might even be listening and think, I forgot about that and you brought it all back to me now. So I'd prefer to leave it, but I think people know what... Why th th th th th th th he he he he he he he he he he he th th th th th he th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that tho tho tho tho that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that that their that their thoooooooooooooo. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's think people know why does he put him in the bin in the first place because he was getting out of hand What was he doing though? You see I can't explain with you can't that be silly I prefer to

To leave it honestly what what was he doing was he annoying him he was annoying me dad and the other people in the cab Right and he thought how can I deal with this before it gets too out of hand? Yeah, he pulled over and? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thea. thea. thea' thea' their their their their their their their their their their their their their their with this before it gets two out of hand yeah he pulled over and put the lad in a wheelie bin I'm gonna be best so we'll leave that I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna 4.9 Ricky and I are on holiday obviously it's Christmas time but Carl is here in the studio he's pressing buttons all right Carl all right All right. All right. How do you make it the first genetically modified baby?

Oh, are you worried about this? Do you know what do they do? What? Let me see what it says here. Well, isn't it just choosing the future you'll be able to decide whether it's a boy or a girl, how intelligent it is, what it looks like, is it handsome? Is it ugly? Obviously no one will choose an ugly baby and so on and so on and so on and so on.

So it means that, you know, where will it lead? Where will it lead? Are you concerned about this, the't we? About the cloning thing. Yeah. That's a bit weird. But I don't think it matters because at the end of the day, right, you might look like some other kid but it's the way you've brought up that will change your features and the way you are, you know, your personality. If you lie you get a long nose don't you? Well no but listen right because I remember when when we you know I was growing up on this estate this is gonna be good go no no it's not it's just an example of how this doesn't work go so we don't need to worry so sure okay so growing up on this estate and there was a

there was this woman about four hours down right is a bit to the. didn't she had a baby. Well tell me about her first. I'm interested in this woman. Why was she? It was a very... I mean I didn't grow up in a posh house or anything. I'm not saying that if you live in a bit of a rough house, you're a bad person. What does you look like? But anyone can clean up? Like, theyclo's. They didn't. you can still try and make a place up nice. Yeah. Right? But she didn't and a kid used to take a horse into the house. Sorry. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, Eddie. What do you mean a kid used to take a horse into the house? When they get a horse? Must have it from somewhere. Must have it? You see it, you see an horse?

What, is that from outside the saloon round the corner? Yeah, it was it just tied up with a bit of a... Right? I'm a... I'm a big Jake. I'm looking for it. I didn't. Sorry, let me get this, this was before the lynching stopped or after. Where did they get a horse from?

What do you mean you must have knitted it? Is when we say, where did you get that from? I bought it, all right then, but we'll keep it out of the kitchen. I don't want you to go in Catlin, rustling. I can't stop it. Where's the patio door as well? And stop it. I can't stop it.

I open the patio door as well. Looks like we got us a runaway. What do you mean? I don't know, but the thing is they couldn't afford to buy one because they're not cheap. So I'm just guessing. Maybe that's their thrown. He had thin thin thin's just thin. Maybe thin. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. thi. the thin. the thin. thin. their. tho. their. their. their. their. their. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I's their. their. I'm just. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoe. I. I. tho. I'm just. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I the thoooo. I. I. I. I that's why the family didn't have any money they'd spend it on the horse. No, I think that's what I'm saying. I don't think they would have bought it. So anyway, so it's always to whisper car in case I listen. Yeah, and they could be in the room next door. It's not buying it, it's keeping it as well. Oh, so I was like in the car with my dad coming into the avenue and you and you and you and you you you you you you you used and you used to to to drive and you used to drive to drive and you to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive and you to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive and you used to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to drive to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go back to our house. You're the traditional method of transport.

And the horse was in the lounge. Reading a paper? Just like walking around. Oh God! What? And when I was doing it, I tried to earn myself some money once by flogging little flowers in plastic cups. What this is genius, it just keeps coming. What do you mean you try to flog little flowers? What do you mean? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a record, let's play a record and come back to this because the story's gonna just unravel and unravel. It's not for hours. Let's play a track car, it's like a deeper and it's like an onion, we've created a whole world here where there's a th w w w w w w w w wa th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thian, th, th, thi, thi, thi, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what th, what th, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thiii thi thi thi thii thi thi thi thi thi thi thin, thin. I come from the West Country and never heard anything like that. I just think of a big sort of like orange carpet and a rediffusion telly and this horse going on fell up in here. Exactly. This is really... I'm not taking the rubbish out again.

Yeah. Right, play a record. Let's have Velvet Underground. We've got like my name. Oh no classic from the first album. I'm waiting for the man. I'm waiting for the horse and a second. Little flowers in part what do you mean? Yeah, I've got underground in Nico which apparently peaked at a disappointing 171 in the US charts. Think of that. And that's obviously Louie developed underground and waiting for the man. Yeah, great track. So we were talking, we were doing white van man and we got on to, genetically modified babies. But somehow, Paul started to tell a story about someone with a horse and then he got they they they were they were were were were were, he was, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, we, we, we, we, we, we, we were, we, we were, we were, we were, we were, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're to go, we're to go, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, to, to, to, to, th, th, to, th. to, th. We're to th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're thi, went, went, we're to thi, we're to to to thi, then Carl started to tell you story about someone with a horse and then he got on to he was trying to make money selling flowers just do the flowers but hang on I just want to recap slightly so there was a family and who had the horse in the family it was because you lived on an estate in Manchester so the mother the mother the mother the mother was a right pig to the pig to the the the the the the the the the the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the mother the the to to the the mother the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the mother the mother the mother the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the 't need to go that far. But what I'm trying to do is like make a picture for you so you understand.

What did she look like? Um, bit of a, I know disrespect to her. A bit like Pauline Quirk. Quirkie, yeah. All right? Okay. I knew you were going to say that. I knew it was going to it. Okay, no one. And so who had the horse? Was this her son or her?

No, her daughter. Her daughter had stolen a horse. Yeah, from, I don't know where there was, I think it was some stables down the road or something. And they kept the horse in the house. They kept it in the house. Did they get this thing at school about raising money for charity, right, for some local charity and they said you can do anything to raise money and they came out with all these ideas and I thought, that's good.

What was the charity? Well, I don't know, I thought forget the charity. Yeah, that's just a good way you make an over late. So, um, I asked me ma'am for some, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise their anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything to raise their their their their their their their their their their their their their to raise to raise to to to raise anything anything anything anything, to to to, she used to have a lot of flowers around the house. I said, can I just take some snippings of them? And I'll go and buy some plastic cups and got some soil out of the garden, planted the bits of plants in them. Yeah. Got a tray, had about 25 plants on it, selling them for 25 pence each. Excellent.

Do you just cut them and stick him in the soil? Yeah, they won't have survived. But I think people sort of thought, well good on him for trying. But anyway, so I went round to theirs because I thought their house could do with a bit color and stuff. Yeah, it was one of them houses where no carpet. Yeah a horse in the living room. You know, we all been there and the horse was walking around the living room. I look quite happy and everything because I always say that about I don't know. Black Beley

was on. Yeah. Well think about it right if you were a horse where would you rather be in a little wooden hut with a th. I I I a house with a three-piece suite and a telly in that. I'm telling you that. No, but I was saying this the other day, I did an Atari. Right? I was walking through London with Susan, right? I was walking through London with Suzanne, right. And do you know how homeless people always have dogs? Yeah, I said, they've got, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that dog, looks after it. I said, they've got, that dog is happier than most dogs.

Right. Because people always walk past and give it a pat on the head. It's with its owner all the time. It's out in the open, it's not in the open. Yeah, it doesn't eat,. But anyway, that's that's by the buy. Yeah, so anyway, this family who's a bit, what we were talking about, it was about genetically modified kids, all that stuff, yeah. Right. Now what I'm saying is you could say, you know, right, Steve, you could have a baby, right? And Ricky could see it and say, God I want one that looks like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. that we're that we're that we're that we're that we're that we're that we're that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's that's that's the. Yeah, that's that's thi. Yeah, Right? It could happen Rick. So come on work with

him. So you take it to your doctors and I don't know what they do, they inject it with something or whatever. Yep, that's how it's done. Yeah. And get a little baby and there is it looks the same. Now the thing is you separate you both go off and do your own things. Right? Now, you look at Stephen, this is, you look after your baby. Yeah. You treat it well, you give it good food and that. I'm a good dad. All the vitamins and stuff. Ricky just gives it cheese. Right? So then it changes its looks, it goes a bit fat, you know, it gets tired easily and that sort of thing. Now when this family, why am I just feeding a baby cheese? Right? This family had a horse in their house, they had a little baby and my ma'am went round and said, you're not going to believe this, but it's a beautiful looking baby, right? Yeah.

And I was like, well you know. And the weird thing is it was a good-looking kid, but as time went on, they didn't really look after it and I'm not saying like abusing it but he used to run around it used to play out to like 10 at night yeah used to chase cars right it was a bit did it have hoops yeah no no he used to chase cars right oh god was it called Rover? Did it catch sticks? Liam it was called, right? Now, the weird thing is, it was a good-looking kid, but as time went on and all that like not eating properly and its hair was all patchy. It's not Liam Gallagher, is it? And chasing cars on that, and it became an ugly kid. It's definitely him getting.

And that's what I'm saying, right? You can clone all you like, but at the end of the day, is how you brought up. Brilliant. Wow! Wow! That was a hell of a point. Oh, God. But am I right? You're always right, Carl.

I know what you're saying with me Steve and Carl. Carl. Carl. Why have you got a headache? You got a headache? Just a bit stressful because the moves on this week. Oh, by the way, the XFM listeners came around to my house and bought the foot on and table. Did they? Was they happy with it? They were well happy with it. Couldn's been quite normal. Well it's always

a bit scared in it getting people round. I imagine they were scared. Yeah. And were they they excited to see you? Because they, I mean, could you tell that they were pretty pleased to see you? No, I don't think so. I mean. You're a call for Pilkington? Yeah, Yeah, but I, the fellas sort of, I mean they they they they they they they they they they brought they brought they brought they brought they brought, they brought, they brought, they brought, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they were, I were, I were, I were, I were, I were, were, were, were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. Were. Were, were. Were. Were, were. Were. Were. Were. Were. Were. Were. Were, were, were, were, were. Were. Were. Were. Were. Were. Were. Were, they, they, they, they, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, were, were, were, they were, were, were, they were, were, were, were, were, were, I'm they were, were. Were they were. Were they were. Were they were. Were they were. Were they were. Were they were, were, I mean they brought the whole family round, which was a bit odd. Well it's not often they get the chance to visit a living freak. Anyway, anyway, they were nice. And you're moving now, he said, he came me up today, he was absolutely tipping it down. He had to cycle in, right? Because he said, because the movie doesn't want to leave his bike around there, right? And he said, he said, Suzanne, oh I can't say this because he's listening, can I? He won't know. He said, Suzanne's, I had the oldest removal man in London. You should

hear him. And the thing is right, we've booked him, we've booked him because everyone else happened to be booked out, but this fella's free, right? So he called up this morning, I've never spoke to him, but he was on the phone, he sounded about 90. Yeah. I can't think that he's going to have to do all the work. And the thing is, right? Well, it seems to be cheap to be cheap to be cheap to be cheap. He only wanted some Werther Originals. Right, listen, he seemed to be cheap because it's £50 an hour. How long is he going to take him? Yeah. Oh, that's genius. When's to move on then? When to get him? He came around today to bring so empty boxes and he was

struggling with them. So, uh, it actually happens on Wednesday. Oh God. Anyway. I woke up this morning, yeah. Feeling fine. It's not a blue song. And I turned my phone on and it was from Carl and it went, forget it, I've made my mind up.

And I thought, wow. What is that? And I found it. Forget it, I've made my mind up and I thought wow what is that and I forget it I've made yeah I went Carl what is it he went oh no it's about the text I sent you last night I went well what was it I just got this text he went ah I was just wondering I was lost thinking last night he said supposing you have to have your hands removed sure right right your hands removed. Sure. Right? And the doctor said, well, you can either have him stay like that with stumps or I can sew feet there. What would you have? And I was bleary,

and I went, the stamps, he went, yep. I went, all right, all right he went yeah and then what was his follow-up text to that and then I got the text it was obviously before it and it went and it was like quite serious what what would you do if seriously would you have stumps or the feet right now the way when I said he's made his mind up and I went the stumps he went yeah I think secretly decided on the feet but it was too embarrassed to tell tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of the of the of the of the of teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeauuu.enususususususususus te of te of te of te of the feet, but it was too embarrassed to tell me. There's a little, little bit of what would you do? Because it's, last night, why did you think of this?

Girlfriend's away, right? Yeah, no, that's not why you started thinking bizarre surgery devices. I'll let you into my little mind, right? Last night, I had some beans on toast, right? Last night I had some beans on toast right. She was away. It's good already. She was away she had some beans on toast she went wild. Right. Now I was stood up I live on like on a high street right so I'm washing up and I'm looking out the window. First thing that had me attention is I can look into other people's flats right? And it was weird how all these different lives going I was watching them and everybody at the telylion tely tely tellion tellion tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tell. tell. tell. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. It's thi's their to be their toe. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I's. It's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. It's th. It's th. It's th. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. It's the. I was the. I was te. I was te. I was te. I was te. I was te. I was the. I was the. I was thi. I was th I was watching them. And everybody had the tele on and was watching Volcano, right, which was on last night.

Right? And I thought, oh, that's weird, right? I can see him all watching it, and it was like a little Chinese lad who was dancing around in some underpants. And then there's a little old woman who lives downstairs, who lives downstairs, He was reading a book and she's always reading a book every night and it's like I have a better life than her. And then there's like some sort of bouncer who's always getting ready to go out late at night with all the black and he looks like a bouncer. So I was watching all this life going on and I thought. Did you witness some murder while you were doing it?

Yeah. It was like it was like that sort of sliver film where that bloke had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads had loads loads loads loads loads loads loads loads a loads a loads a loads a the the the the the to the to the to to to and then I was washing up and I picked up the plate and I thought, it's amazing, isn't it? The human body, the way you can just sort of, you know, I want to pick that up and you do. And the way your hands work, right? You've got five little digits, but it's just the right amount to do what you've got to do right so so I'm washing the plate. Sorry Carl stop it's just the right amount might be one of the most genius things I've ever said. I would love David Atom retrophone up and say car how do I word this about the evolution of the mammalian front limb just go we'll just say it's the right amount. But it is. It is. One extra would get in the way, and one less would just make it a little bit more tricky

when picking up a bit of a slippery dish. Sure, or buying gloves. Yeah, a slippery dish. So then I was thinking, imagine like going to the doctors and you're saying, yeah, everything's all right, your art's good the art's good and everything but... Your art's good, what are you Larry's or... Yeah, ha ha ha ha, you're in good form and whatever, it's good news, you know, I had Gianna win earlier, he's not looking good. I had fat smaller. But you're all right, but your hands need to come off.

Right. Right. That's bad. Like I get a second opinion initially. Oh God. But a better good news news news news news news news news news news news news news you out with and he puts them on and I was thinking right first of all washing up what would that be like? I thought, Steve, that'd be tricky. And then the second thing was it probably ruined the shape of your jumper. Because you have to keep putting the feet for there. And then I, but I could still cycle in. Okay. You could run in. Well, that's the thing. You'd be like, you'd be really fast. Well, that's

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Are you sure she's not dead? Every time you look down there, she's just flicking, she's just reading this book. The pages never turned. She never seems to finish it. She never moves from her chair. Are you sure the Chinese girls are dead around her? I'm going into next door again. That little round eddy fellas looking in. He's looking in at me. The bouncer, the bouncer, he's looking in at me. That's true. They see you staring at and washing up, going I could have feet here, and they get scared. The woman's dead. Can you tell us roughly which neighbourhood you live in so that we know?

It's central. Central is it? Yeah. Wow, imagine if that little, was he a Chinese phone, did you say? Imagine if he was listening now, I'd love him to call in and explain his actions. Well he might be on some other radio station talking about a lad who is always washing up and looking at his hands in a mysterious way. But do we have this doctor that would go, well alright Carl, I've got, you could either leave him as stumps or I've got every little pair of feet. Why, I mean I told Jane this and Jane went, is that the only choice?

Is that the only choice? Could you say could I have some dead man's hands? Have you got any, where do you get the feet from? Can I have, can I, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you got any... Where did you get the feet from? Where do you get the feet from? Can I have... what would you rather have then? Human feet or monkey paws? Well, I mean that wasn't an option last night. If the doctor said it was an option last night, but don't forget it's in your head, Kyle. This didn't happen.

This didn't the try to to offer. But you know it's your head you can go anywhere. No no no it wasn't a real doctor to offer. It's in your head you can go anywhere. You're not trapped. Yeah but if you can do anything then you'd say we'll sort us out some other hands. Fair point, let's play record. Hello. Hello. Hello.

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DVD Linda Green on VHS and of course executive decision starring Kurt Russell as well. Okay, one of four point nine, Ricky Javais, Steve Merchant, we're not actually here, it's the best doll. Okay, what's the next one? What's the educating Wiki? Well, I don't know. See, like I say, I was looking around and this stuff that is interesting, right? I was looking on the way, but there's no point. Well, it's just that I found one about a lad who th the point? About a lad who, uh, eight years old, but he's still breastfed.

Now, I don't know if you can get anything out of that. Is that what his mom said? What do you mean I don't know if I can get anything out of that? You don't need to? No, it's just that. Where do you read that? That was on the internet. How? Well, yeah.

You're always unspecific when you mention it. It's just it was on the internet. Well, I try to think what I put in, why to see if I'd confuse a computer. I'm going to see if I did a search, put him why? And I did a search, put him why? And I came up with funny things that like, why is this person doing that? Why is that? And I had a picture of this eight-year-old lad sort of, you know, on his mom's nipple. And it was saying, you know, is this healthy? Is this healthy?

You sure that wasn't asking you that question? Uh, what are you, I put in why? Just to confuse the computer. Like they were going, what do you mean? Stop it? Yeah. Oh, look, yeah. Last week, I was walking, um, uh, home with him, and I went, went, he was saying so stupid and I went, I've got a competition for next week, let's do a phone in and it's called Carl Pilkington,

Genius or Fool, right? And he went, no, why not? Why not he went, well, it'd be confusing because they say there's no difference between genius and being a fool. You do though, not? No, that's, no, it's rubbish and people say there's no difference between genius and being a fool. You do there, don't you? No, it's rubbish and people say there's a fine line between madness and genius and you know it's a ridiculous sound bike. They don't say there's a fine line between genius and an idiot. Well the people who do our idiots. Yeah. So what would you do there though, just to sort of wrap that little thing up? What would you do? That lad loves his mom's, his ma'am's milk. What are you asking me to come up with? No, I'm just a title for the story? No, no, no, it's just what would you do? What do you do? Well, it's causing a bit are a problem are they? George Bush is worried about this who's breastfeeding the eight. Imagine it like this right. Right. What are you asking me

about this spurious story you saw on the internet? I saw on the internet. There's an eight-year-old lad he likes his mom's milk and it's saying is this right? No it's not. It's not. What do you want Ricky to do about it? It's not his not their. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. What you? What you? What you? What you? What you? What you? What you? What you? What you? What you the the the the the the they? What you want you want you want you want you want you're they? What is the story? What is they? What is the story? What is the story? What is the story? What is the story? What is the story? What is the story? What is the story? What is they? What is they? What is they? What is they? What is they? What is? What is? What is? What is? What is? What is? What is? What is? What is? What is? What is? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Is the the the the the the the the the they? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is the their? Is the to do about it? It's not his responsibility. Yeah. No, but the little town that he lives in, they're all causing an uproar, right? Going, this isn't right, you know, I can't let my kid play out in case he's in the garden with his ma'am getting a bit hungry, right? So what should they do? Because his ma'am's saying, well, he's saying, well? I don't know the laws. No, but I'm not asking you to thought out the laws. I'm just saying if you lived in that neighborhood, what would you say? If you went up to him and said, look, everyone's getting a bit fed up with this, look. I said, what would I do? What do you do? What do you mean, what would I do? What do you ask in Steve and the public? I'm, what, what, what, what, no, no, what are you asking me? What are you asking me and Steve and the public? I'm just saying, say if you live next door to this woman, yeah, right? The kid's hungry, eight years old, he's out playing on his bike and he goes, ma'am, I'm getting

a bit peckish and he goes, all right, son, she wops one out and he starts having his milk, and he starts live next door, you put in your washing out, and you see this going on. You're getting a bit sick of it because it's gone on for months. Eight years, I see. Why is it your business? Why are you such a nosy neighbor that you're concerned? What would you do, Carl? Let's turn it back on him. What would you do? Well, I thought, I'd say, right, why are you doing this and she'd say, because he likes it. And I go, all right then, put it in a bowl first.

Jesus. And you think that was thought that out? No, because I was thinking about the whole thing right, and you do that when you're a baby and everything's all right, it. Yeah. No one bats an eyelid at a little baby having a bit of milk from its mom's breast right. Yeah you'd almost say it was natural but you grow out of it. It's like you don't see, it got me things about things you don't see and you don't see. Did you put this into a computer show me things you don't see? Well you don't th you you don't see like an old man having a twix. You never... You know the terrible thing about all this Steve? Is he's right? You don't see all that you know you don't see all that you know that's a terrible thing. But so what they have got right they've made old man's office aren't they? They've come up with worvers.

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his face and get me a twix. Get me your twix. you see the stylish. You've been voting in all weeks, send your emails, so here's the clips that you want in. You've got a real problem with Brick Wileh, haven't you? I just, he turns my stomach. I know, but don't, because he's arrogant. Exactly. Don't, don't, don't explain to people that, you know, it's a bit arrogant. It's a bit, it's a whole thing thing that it's the whole, it's the whole, it's the whole, it's that's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's. It's, it's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. that you don't know. Well there's another thing in this because he's not just the fact that he eats too much. He he tried apparently to lose some weight and it says he said the first month I lost 11 pounds the next I lost a stone but in the third my body did somersault so I put on nine. It just sneaks up on me. Yeah. It was the cakes again. It's it was the cakes again. It was the cakes before. It's exactly. It's called. It was the

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night was it? It comes out of pause like those Play-Doh things. I can squeeze out different shape. Jay, bring the Stilton in this Friday night. This is a fry. Exactly. But yeah. But yeah. So we can't really have a go out of the contest. th. th. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's literally. It's go at Rick Wanner. I eat too much. But you're not big. I mean one of the other contestants on that on the Fat Club Celebrity Fagler is another one is Jono Colman. Oh we love John. Now Jono. I don't know, you know Jono. He's that guy does, he should be on TV and I think he does a breakfast show on arrival station isn't. It's happy isn't he. He's so so so so so so so so so so so so he's so he's so he does a breakfast show on Hart which is he's wrecking his own is a bit of irony. Oh I love Calf. Thanks Carl. Do you know what I mean? I can see where you're coming from? Yeah, that's good. But we've met John to a couple of not wishing to say not to show off but a couple of awards doos yeah. Yeah, I'm not showing off. But. But that. But that. But that's. But that's. That's. That's. That's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's a couple of that's a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of awards of awards the the the that's a couple of awards of awards of awards of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of a couple of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards of awards their.. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their th. that. that. that. to to to to to to to that. that. that. that. that their their their But people would have seen dead there. Well, yeah, but we, we went to one where everyone was in like tuxedos or suits and ties.

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behind you. You know, and they just think he's their their their their their their their their their th on it you're wearing a true of course I am yeah yeah yeah yeah I've heard he's moving a minute well no he's gonna he's gonna come in limboeing but you do you did ask if you could go to the bafters in a dressing game didn't you so now I'm gonna to the bafters in a dressing game didn't you just really yeah yeah yeah but right is this talking about diets and stuff, right? Go on. They've come up with a drug that they tested it out on a mouse, right? They said, you know, it's a problem, but weight is a big issue in the world and you know, a lot of people

are depressed and that probably like Rick Waller. Well, you know. I'm could you could thought out Rick by you know John O is an old man he's got loads of money. It's not old no but he's getting on a bit right? He's about what I mean is he does his own shopping right so I bet it's sorry what do you mean because he's like a how old is he 35 right he's got loads of money he does his own shopping so when he goes to supermarket and he passes you know the sponge cake section it th? th? th? th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho-I tho-I tho- tho- he's tho- he's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the thou the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tho tho to the supermarket and he passes, you know, the sponge cake section, it must be tough when you've got loads of money to burn, like you go, just one more, one more. Look, so just, we're getting close to libel here, I think. No, no, no, but I'm saying how it is, because I've tried like losing a little little the weight of weight. Have you? And it is difficult, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to to to to do without... Do you like a little chocolate muffin now and again? Is that your

favorite thing? So the thing is, let him finish his point. So the thing is right, now with Rick he lives at home with his ma'am so why don't his ma'am just say I'm gonna buy less this week and if you eat it all you're not getting any more? Yeah that sort that does he does. Does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that's that's that's that's that, is that, is that's that, you don't actually know if this is true or not. But anyway, right? So this drug they've come up with. They've tested it on mics, haven't they? No, I'm worried if they haven't tested it on mics. They've definitely been tested on mice.

Definitely. They fed a mouse, a load of cake. And it went a little bit chubby and he said, right, stop a minute. And then they gave it this drug, it makes you lose weight. And its weight went down, but the only bad side effect was, its eyes were popping out. Well, that seems to be fine then. Let's give it to John out. It doesn't seem to be any problem. It's, yeah, Richard gets on that. Yeah, Struth, Doc, look at these. Oh, Jesus, John, are your eyes popping out. That happened to the mice, sorry?

That happened to the mice. What do you mean? That's the option. But what do you mean? What, what do you mean? That's the odd sponge cake or a stick man with eyes on stalks I mean Steve's chosen that all right I can't I thought it was like an off Rick Waller fat people sorry I'm gonna go at the fat people before we start on me

yeah yeah yeah yeah because I got some issues you and body issues I know I mean I mean Rick Wallace grotesque you know yeah yeah so I just a little bit. Well, I just sort of a little bit of thinking. All right, XFM, 104. 9.9, Rick is your vase, Steve Mouchin, Carl Bumpton, not here. It's the best of. You've been voting in all week, sending your emails. So here's the clips that you wanted. So let's take us back a few steps, Carl. What's the story? the guy, there's just recap again the guy there was a guy you read about who had his head chopped off he was guillotined he had said to the people around him how I'm going to blink once I've had my head cut off to so the brain can still or the

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I go on and he cut his head off and the body walked 32 steps without a head. Wow. 32 steps. And that's the lesson really. Did it get as far as the walk, it walked along the white line, did 32 steps and then started to stumble a bit and it just fell over there. But you know it was a test that your body can still keep alive for a little bit when you've lost your head. Absolute twoddle. Absolute twodtwaddle. What do you reckon you can do then without an head? How many steps? There'd be muscular spasm, right? It would twitch a bit. Yeah. You could not distinctly take 32 steps. The body could, well don't... Yeah. It's a doctor, sit on the line. The fellow that bought six parrots. And, uh, you know. Well don't... Yeah. It's the doctor stood on the line. The fellow that bought six parrots.

And, you know, you could have got 32 steps. Right, so you don't believe that. Right, you don't believe that, for something that you do believe that a cockroach can live a week without an head. It can. Slightly different, slightly different kettle of fish there. Why? Well, insect to human is what I'm thinking. That difference. There's not that much difference in some insects.

Do you know that a snake has a heart and lungs and kidneys and stuff? Go on? No, well, I'm just saying. So you're making out as if like there are totally different, like, species? I am making out. I mean, call me old-fashioned. Do what that that that that that that that that that that their their their their their insect, do their insect, their insect. Do their insect. Do their insect. Do thin insect. thin insect. thin insect. thinsecti. thins insect. thigh insect. thi. thi. thiolomea, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. the insect. the insect. the insect. their insect. thin insect. thiiia. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. their in insect. their in insect. their in insect. that's insectia. that's insectia. their. that's insectia. that's insectia. tooomereea. thia. thia. totally different like species. I am, I am making it out I mean call me old fashions. Do you know what you're talking about that? I don't want you to embarrass yourself Rick. Yeah I am suggesting they're totally different beings yeah that is yeah. Now Carl the the cockroach is a very different thing. The interesting there is that it lives, it lives by his head because a lot of it's on, that there some of some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some they are some they are some they are some they are some they are some the they are some they are some they are some they are some of the they are some of they are some of their they are some of they are some of some of some of they are some of a some of a they are some of a they are some of a they're some of a they're some of them are phototropic, chemotropic, some of them just do literally have irritation and muscle memory.

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Yeah. Left, left, oh, is now? Well let's just put it out. I mean if anyone listening has maybe had a relative, beheaded, maybe the horrendous car accident, where they got up, maybe they went for a walk, you know, they had a little chat. Oh dear Carl. Get in touch, you know, you are, you are, you're in touch. You are, you are my favorite being. You are my favorite being.

You are their favorite being. . You are, you, you, you, made them? When... Let's play a record. Do you know what I told him this fact? I send him little facts on text me? He just sent him a cockroach, just to inflame his, you know, interest. I just sent him a cockroach to live nine days though his head. He texted back, what's the point of that? They're not doing experiments, these cots... It's a boring last week to have. And he went, and I'm talking all that, you're thirsty. So it's the worst week of your life, isn't it?

That week without your head. XF1, 1 of 4.9, I'm looking amazed with me, Stephen Merchant. You're listening to the best of basically Carl Bilkinton. Carl's all flustered because there isn't a record set up but he's getting all tizzy. He's been more worried about his competitions and sorting out putting records on ready. What? I'm asked to start Steve song for a lover. I'll tell you what you were, why didn't you carry on with your educating Ricky section? I've had a few emails. Anyone got it right, Carl? Anyone? In educating Ricky? That's the final one. We've got to get that out of the work.

We've got to get rockbuster as well, though? Go on in. But we've only got five minutes left. Come on, just do educating Ricky. Right. The last really that interesting. Thanks. Um, no, again, I spoke to you in the week, and he had much better things like when I told you about Brian Blessed climbing Everest, and for some reason it made him, uh, played Avalik with his belly and he followed through and he had to clean up.

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come on that people years ago when people going to go mental. Come on, Carl, the time's running out. People, years ago, when people used to be hung, right? Right. If you didn't like the person who's been hung, you'd go, God, I really don't like him. And so we never forget the time. Because you wouldn't if they were hung, we'd to get the rope and to cut it up into the little pieces and it'd sell them. It'd sell a little piece of the rope to people. See that, it says, Carl, that's the most interesting thing if it's true that you've come up with. Right, okay. And so what's, what's... So they sell the rope? They sell the rope and it's money. Theat the rope and it. And the rope. They sell the rope. And the rope. They sell the rope. And it. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the rope. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their th. the. the. the. thea. tooea. toea tooea toea toea. thoea. to to to to to to to to to make money that all they have to do is cut it up

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We've got Pete Catherine and Laura, they're listening online I assume and they're going to get those great reasons and remember they got loads of stuff they got the DVD here they got Linda Green got Stone Roses they got another compilation and executive decision. What did you read about Brian Blessed is it actually true or he's alive with some of us? It was an interview with a minute. What did he say? Come on on what did he say? He said I climbed Everest and I played off it with me belly. Let's talk about it next week. We're really running out now. Oh, you're a fool.