The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S2E2 (August 31, 2002)

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

Series two of the podcast began on 28 February 2006. It consisted of 6 episodes with the final one released on 4 April 2006. The series saw the return of Karl's Diary and Rockbusters. A new (though short-lived; it was only presented in the first episode) feature was also introduced in order to replace Pilkington's "Monkey News", called "Real Monkey News", where Gervais attempts to present facts about chimpanzees which are factual and scientific.With the start of series two, the formerly free Ricky Gervais Show shifted to a pay model – and as a result the show is now classified as an audiobook. It is available through Audible and the iTunes Store with individual episodes. The reason for this addition, according to Ricky on the podcast, is because The Guardian agreed to pay for the bandwidth for 12 episodes, and any more extra episodes would have to be paid for out of their personal finances.

Back to form there, Oasis and little by little. This is XFM 104.9, I'm Ricky Joveys. Who are you? My name is Steve Merchant, good to see you. Thanks. With us, the producer in the studio is the carpilton and he'll be doing the buttons. Yeah, you made a good effort there, but once again. Yes, run out steam with the sentences. Every week I think, well I'm really going to make an effort now.

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Yeah. Oh yeah, just, I was going to say, because we've been doing this for a long time now with a little break, but XFM are bringing new listeners all the times. I've to 4, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've, I've, I've to, I've to, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's great, it's great, it, it, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've to, I've to, to, to, to, to, th. It, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, tha, tha, tha, tha, tune in to XFM. Radio 1, Beware. Yeah, yeah. And we might take it for a grant of the people that know who we are, and know who you are, who Carl is. Now, if you, you know, if you're a regular, then you know exactly who we are. But for those of you don't, I'll say, I'm Ricky DeVayes. Rick Jaffe, Baffer, you're a bafter, who who's, who's, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who th. th. th. th. th. th th th th, who th, who you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, who you are, who you are, who th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, you, you are, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th to th the to to the to the the thi. the the thi. the, you those. Friend of yours. Yeah, yeah. And this is the important thing. Carl Pilkington. Absolutely. I say producer, he was the bloke who was lumbered with a job. When I said, listen, I used to run the desk in the old age, I used to press the buttons and run the desk and everything. And now I said, listen, I've been on the tele, I do not press my own, I Carl said well I don't really work weekends

and they went well you do if you want to keep your job absolutely and we were lumbered with him and then we discovered that it's not just a little like a little dog a little manky sort of idiot he's got it's got it's got a nice shirt he's got you know I mean he's got something else yeah yeah and he started having a little chat and we discovered that he had quite a lot to say. Well, I think I was wondering, I should play another tune, but after that, I just think we should re-familiarise our radio audience with Carl and any new listeners, just get, you know,

somehow, can I let them get to know the real Carl again? Well if you are, you'll find you'll find some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're going, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I the, I the, I the, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, th. th. I'm, th. th. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to, thi, thi, to, to, to, th we like some old songs, some new songs, some chit-chat. We get serious sometimes, there's some tears and some laughter. We kicked off with Oasis New One, a little by little. We're going to go back in time now to Iggy Pop and his Stooges with I'm bored. I'm bored. Iggy Pop, I'm bored. Iggy pop. I'm Rickon. the, yeah. the, yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We's. We's. We's. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We.. We........................................................................................................................................9, I'm Ricky Javais. Steve Merchant here is yeah, little Carl Pilkington. Well, to reintroduce or introduce people for the first time to Carl, I think we should have a... Yeah, maybe sort of a kind of a quick Q&A, Carl.

And we don't need sort of lengthy answers from you. We don't need lots of detail. You know, can we be 30 next month. Really? This month? No, next, where are we? I don't think we need to ask any more questions? That's it. I think we've done it there. Welcome to the world of Carl Pilkington. Yeah, I think oh, I think it would take three or four questions. I thinks. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I think. I think. I think. I th. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.to really explain what car with the bath. Oh oh god! But you know we can't really leave it there because we have got enough else to do to put up the two hours so let's pursue this line of inquiry yeah so um age what was the age call in a couple of three born? When are you born? I'll be uh 72 right what month what day? I'm on the cusp I'm on the cusp of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thauauauauauauauaugh of thoerunqq born? 72. Right, what month? What day? I'm on the cusp.

You're on the cusp of the day? Um, 23rd of September. Okay. 72. So anyway, right, good. And you were talking there about, obviously a star sign where you're on the cusp? Yeah. You believe in that, the star signs? No, not really. But you do believe in ghosts, I understand.

No, because the star sign thing, you've got how many, how many different star signs are they? Twelve, isn't it? Right? And then you've got like loads of people. Yeah. So they're saying that, you know, there's only 12 different sorts of people in the world. Exactly. That's exactly right. It's made up, it's made up nonsense. It's nonsense, it's nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense nonsense, it's nonsense, it's nonsense, it's nonsense. It's nonsense. It's nonsense. It's th. It's th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's the thi. It's the thi. It's their. It's the th. It's th. It's made up, it's made up nonsense, it's non-science. It's pseudoscience. It's yes. It's it's hairy man and dyed hair women science. Yes. Alright, yeah. Anyway, back to you, Kyle. Where were you born? In Manchester. Okay, what GCS did you get? I got a, was that an E? I got an E in history. And how did you find out that? information? You found out. Because you thought you didn't, you couldn't remember what you got,

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in the hope of getting maybe his kind of cast-offs? No. I see it's weird with me and I wasn't that bothered about having loads of mates and that. I sort of, I had lots of mates but I could do without him. You had a magpie didn't you? I was happy playing with my magpie. Yeah what happened to him? It flew away. Yeah. But I wasn't bothered because it was giving me grief towards the end, one of it. It was popping me grift of tires and that. Yeah, sure. Flying down, pecking my head. Sure. Now you went to school with a number of different interesting people. Some of whom were a two of which I understand had big heads and webbed toes. Is that right? Yet they were not related to each other and they weren't friends with each other. Why weren't they friends with each other? Because that'd be obvious. Did they wear shoes or did they walk around in their

webbed tea? Were they good at swimming? I don't know how I don't think they ever went swimming. Did they ever look over at each other and think, yeah we should hang out more. I told you something in the week as well, there's another lad at school, had a pigeon chest. Can we come back to this? I think we should play a record Carl. I think we've hooked them now. I think there's no one switching off now, no, play a record play a record blur coffee and TV Carl uh I said it's not the best play song when it was playing you know I'm not don't diss it but you know it's not the best one I mean that's that's fact you know car went like the video though a little milk carton yeah a bit sad it's tragic on it he went in this this is all to himself I'm not even joined in then then he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the he th th th th th th th th th th thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that's that's that's that's that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th the the the the the to to to that's to to to to to to the to to to to to the to himself, I'm not even joined Lynn. And then he went, yeah, it's all right at the end. He goes to whoever, he goes to him, he finds a little girl milk carton. Just lives out a little

thing and is, is that like you on your paper round that, that little milk carton, I thrown. tho, that's that's he's ever had. Carl. Go on. I don't know what's so weird about that. It's a paper round. Yeah, but look, look at all that. Look at the way it works, right? You get it out the way at the start of the day, so you've got the rest of the day to yourself. Same as signing on.

Well, you're not your own boss. You know, Simon signing on. Well you're not your own boss. The guy's the news agents, you're boss. Yeah. Nah. Yeah. That's great. You've proved me wrong there. Yeah, that's great. Nah.

Yeah. Yeah. No. Not really. Would that stand up in court? Where you were found with the dagger. Nah. Was I? When are we, uh, when are we playing a new game? Oh, Carl's got a new game, I was very excited. Oh, just we were talking about something before.

Yeah, right, the freaks used to go. You had people with big heads, two red feet, didn't hang around each other, that would be too obvious. Um, you had a fellow with a pigeon chest. Yeah what's the story with a pigeon chest? Don't know how it happened. It was like, it looked like somebody sort of hit him on the back with a big hammer and it had come out at the front and I've never seen it since. Could that have been the answer? Well, why is he added? Why had it? Possibly I suppose in your neck of the woods? Yeah. I don't know, never asked him. It's just that, you know, when you're, when the the their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, when their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the their, it, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, sort the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, sort their, sort their, sort their, sort their, sort their, sort their, sort their, sort their, sort their, sort their, sort th. th. It's sort th. It's sort th. It's sort th. It's sort th. It's sort that, sort that, sort that, sort of thi, sort of their, it, sort their chest? No it's just that you know when you when you mentioned about kids at school I forgot all about him he's talking about the kids with the web feet and the big eds and I forgot about a little old pigeon boy. Yeah pigeon boy. Well listen are you I'm a big fan of that TV show it's on digital TV a lot of people won't have it but inside the

actor studio with James Lipton yeah and stars and he always asked them the same questions at the end. Can I just run a few of them past you? Go on. Okay. So if you could do any other profession other than the one you do now, what profession would you do? Can you just change that to apart from a paper round? Apart from a paper round? Oh, you do any other profession, Carl? Um, and it doesn't matter about, like, their... It's, their.. It's, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. What, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? What.... What. What. What. What. What? their. What? th. their. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th ability? Well I think I'm about to buy somewhere so I reckon something you know using using tools and like doing a bit of plumbing and that. So a plumber? Well sort of an all-rounder. Right right. A handy man?

Well yeah yeah. I think you know you don't get paid that much but it's useful in it so. It's hit your own show couldn't you? Well all that but the the money that you don't make th you don't th you don't th you don't th you don't th you don't th. th. th. th. thin thin thin thin thin thin' the money thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the money the money the money tho that's thin' their that's thin' th. th. th. Well, that's th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Well, th. Well, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the. the. theat to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toooooooooooooooooooo' that but the money that you don't make you save by not having to pay someone else to do the chores. Right I don't know what that sentence meant. Right right. No a plumber how much how much is the average plumber on? The money you don't make you save are not getting someone else to do it. No just think of that no look break that sentence down are there any... Sorry Rick sorry Rick sorry that houses yeah anyway let's just go back the lips and quickly we've got a couple of to get through here so um your your favorite noise or sound or noise oh is it me no it's not me it's not me are you sure it's not me are you sure it's not me Carl Carl? I like Elvis. Elvis?

In the ghetto. The sound of Elvis? Alvis in the gattow. Okay. And your least favorite noise or sound? I don't think it should really be records and music. Noises? Things that you hear.

Uh-huh. Maybe like a sound of ghosts. Fire engines and that. Right. That's annoying. Except if your house was on fire, presumably. I think it's a bit unnecessary. You think they're just doing it to wind people up? I live on like a busy street and it's happening all the time and it is like just sort of have a blast of it and people will hear it. You have to keep it going. Sure. So that is, yeah, pretty annoying. And, um, if heaven. th. th. th th th. th th th th th th th th th if that, if that, if that, if that, if that, if that, if that, if that, if that, if that, if that, if that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, except, except, except, th th th thi. Except if, th if, th if, except if, except if, except if, except if, thi, except, thi, except, thi, thi, thi, except, thi, thi. Except, th. Except, th. Except, th. th. th. Except, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. hear it. You have to keep it going. Sure. So that is, yeah, pretty annoying. And if heaven exists, Carl, when you get to the Priory Gates, what would you like God to say to you as he welcomes you into heaven?

What would you like God to say to you? Who asks, please? What shows this? It's a program where celebrities are interviewed by a guy, an American interviewer, and he always asks these questions at the very end. What would I say to God? What would you say to God? If you believed in heaven and if heaven exists, when you eventually go up to heaven and you're welcomed in through the gates, like God, what do you want God to say to you as he welcomes

you in. Say, uh, you're all right. Uh, don't know, I'll just be, just be friendly. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I'm love the way. Feeder. Come back around on XFM 104.9. I'm Ricky Javais. Uh, but who are you? Oh, thanks for asking Rick, Steve Merchant. Well, Carl. Um, no, I know I shouldn't. Uh, but I' th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I' I'll just, just, just, just, just, just th' I'll just th' I'll just I'll just th' I'll just th' I'll just to just to just to just th' I'll just th' I'll just th' I'll just th' th' th' th' I' th' I' I' I'll just th. Just, just th. Just I' I' I' I' I'll just I'll just I'll th. Just, just I'll th. Just, just I'll th. Just, just I'll th. Just, just thi. Just, just thi. Just, just thi. Just, just thi. Just thi. Just thi'' thi''''a''a''l'li'a'li'li'li'li'li'li'a'li'l-I'l-I'a'l. Just th'er. Oh thanks for asking Rick Steve Merchant with us Carl Pilgerton. Well Carl, um,

no I know I shouldn't, but I've met Carl in the week against Steve. I today you shouldn't do this, you know, you should watch the weekend. But then when he starts saying things like, oh, theyreys, I was just loud with a pitt- I go, save it, and we just sit tell Steve about the doctor? Right. Oh God. What is this something that happened to a friend of yours or is this? No, no, I read about it? You read about it. Okay. There's this little lad. Right? Okay. First of all, it's years ago, right? Well, they didn't have decent doctors in like every town and that. And uhn this little kid is dead ill, right? And their their their their their they they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're town and that. And this little kid is dead ill, right? And the local doctor... Well, there's a phone call involved, so I don't believe it the impression that it's like medieval times. Yeah. Yeah. But I didn't say that, I just said it's years ago. So this kid's

ill, right? And he's lying in the bed and he's all like all going funny colour and that. And his mom says I'm going to get the local doctor around. The local doctor comes round. And he says, oh, I don't know what's up with him. He said, leave it with me. He said, oh, I'll have a, yeah, he said I'll, I'll phone up a top doctor. Okay, he was in America or something like that. And so he goes to the phone in his office and he calls America and because it's years ago the phone line isn't that good, it's all crackly and that, right? So he's talking to the doctor and he's saying I've got this kid is a funny colour and

you know he's really weak and that. He's not giving him much to go on. Right? Sure. So the American doctor, right? He goes, yeah, what you want to do? And it's all breaking up. He goes, what you've got to do?

It's all breaking up. You've got to give him some, uh, parrot's blood, right? Some parrots blood? Well, that's what he thought he said, but the line was really bad. He meant parents' blood. But he heard that he said, parrots. He said, right, I'll do that, I'll do that, leave it with, I'll throwne................... that, I'll that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. that. that. to-a. that's, that's, I. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. leave it with me back. I can see where this is going. He goes, it goes to, you know, a pet shop. He says, give us like half a dozen parrots. Texts around to the kid's house. Text of blood from the parrots. Pots it into the kid, kids fine. The kid's fine. It worked. Such a load of shite in my life. I've done it, such twaddle, such just made up enhanced, exaggerated in my life. I mean, when he told me this, he said, the doctor said, what do I do?

And the doctor, I said, give him some blood. And the doctor went, where do I get blood from? So I don't wait, I just need to, I just need to clarify. From his, give him some parents blood. give him some parents blood. Give him some parents blood. Give him some parents blood. Give him some parents blood. Yeah. I'm, I just need to know where you're saying.

But hang on, I just need to know where you read it. Sorry Carl. I stitched you up. You know what he said, do you believe it? I went, tell it to Steve. Do you believe it? I went, tell it to Steve. Carl. Where did you read it? That was on the internet. What about illnesses? I'm always looking at stuff. I was looking at stuff this morning because of, because of your a g scared last night, didn't they, with a snake? I didn't tell you. Is this, um, I'm a celebrity getting me out of? Yeah, yeah, he got all worried about a snake getting on the, sort of wandering about in between the sleeping bags and stuff.

Yeah, and they were all scared and it's so easy to find stuff out. Sorry, the doctor says, leave it with me. Well they were all scared because there's a snake and it's so easy to find stuff out. Before they, where are they? Where is this jungle? Australia, I think. Before they went, give it half an hour on the internet. I found out with snakes, you don't need to worry, right? The death, they haven't got any ears. So as long as you're really quiet, they'll leave you alone. And also they don't have eyelids. So they were suggesting if one's coming towards you just like kick sand in its eyes.

Because it can't blink and it leaves it a bit like annoyed and it wanders off. But they didn't do any research before they went. Yeah. And that's, I think your knowledge would hold you in good stage. I don't think you need to know any any any any any any any any more any more any more to know any more to know any more to know any more to know to know to know to know to know to know to know 't think you need to know any more than you know. Well, we're going to come back to that because he also explained to me where I'm a saying comes from that I want you to be part of. But also, you should mention, as well, Carl, you've come up with a competition, is this right? Brilliant competition. He thinks this can go to the tele. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, the the the the the the saying, the the saying, the saying, the saying, he also, he the saying, he the saying, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's also. It's also. It's also. It's also. It's also. It's also. It's also. It's also. It's, the the the the the the the the saying. It the saying. It looking forward to it. I'm continuing our exposure of myths and legends of Rockfell tale.

We exposed that myth that some maybe older rockers have had it and they've gotten that, they were never any good and the kids today, we want to hear it. People like Rod Stewart. Rod Stewart, he's a great artist. Let's go back to when it was, when he was rocking. When he cut like the must the must the must the most the mus music the most the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music the music th is rock th is rock to when it was rocking. When he cut the bossy? Yeah. Rod Stewart, you wear it well. Great tunes. On XFN, 104.9.

Yeah. This doctor, I mean, we should find out who he is, really, and if he's still practicing, because it worries me a little bit, you know, he did that. Also, I mean, he thinks he's got away with it but how could he be sure those parrots wouldn't talk? True, true. You know what I mean? There are six of them they probably got together and they probably put it on the internet. I mean I feel that they probably put it on. That story Carl it asks more questions than it answers. Yeah. to a ripe old age. that like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. they. they. they. they. they. they, they, they, they, they, they, th. they, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, they, th, tho, thi, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. that, that, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. ththat's the problem. I always feel like I need a little bit more information. Like did the parrot boy continue to live? Yeah.

You know, to a ripe old age? Or did he die weeks later after this charlatan doctor who was going around, you know, spurious, and to him. Did he break his nose trying to crack a big nut? No. No, I think, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, you, to, to, you, to, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to a, to a, to a, to a. to a. You. You. You. You. You know, to a. to a. to a. to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a. to, to, to, if I was that doctor, I'd have shouted that down the phone. Are you sure you said Parrot's blood? You're sure it was Parrots' blood. Listen, I mean, you know, I'm not the best doctor in the world, but did you say Parrots' blood? Yeah, but what you're forgetting is you're going back to the time where he used leeches to

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I love the fact you're intrigued with these things. You go in the basement of Waterstone's or Dillon or somewhere and there's these there's these medical books that you're loving that this is free on the internet it's all there yeah so what do you typed in weird head woman or lady with head yeah weird weird people or something I put in yeah did you come up you come up seven thousand hits Carl Wilkinson well it's all there it's all there in it's interesting the one that I was telling you before about um. What's what's?? what? what's what's what's what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's the what's you's the the the you's you's you's you's you's you's you's you's you's you's you's you're you're you're you's you're you's you're you you you's you you you you you you's you's you's you's you's you's you's you's you's you's you's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th's th th that's that that that thy thy thy that that that that that that that you're you're isn't it? It's interesting. The one that I was telling you before about, what's the name, the lost letter? The lost letter? What's this? The lost postcard that's just turned up.

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Did did you have to pay like the difference and the charges? Uh because presumably the... It was a Penny Black, presumably was it? What would be on the stamp? It would have been invalid, surely? I don't know. That's probably what? No, no, no, no. Because if it's the post office, the post office, the post office can't turn out.

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It's important. Then like, the ma'am is like, you know, she stays at home making the dinner looking after the kids. And, and he got like the little kid who's just growing up, just messing about and stuff. So what happens is, back then they didn't have like fresh, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their... And, their. And, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,then they didn't have like fresh flowing warm water every day. So all they could do, they could only afford to have like one full big bath of fresh water. So they'd fill up the bath, right? And then the dad would come home and he said, oh I've had all right, you know, like the tough day at work and that down the pit and his wife would say it's all right, it's all right, the water is all th and it's all th and it's all all all all all all all they's all all all they's all all all they's all they's all all they's all they's all they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're only they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they could only only only only only they're they putting the dinner on. You're going to have a nice warm bath. So because he gets to bath first. Because he gets the bath first because he's the grafter. And he's covered in coal.

He's covered in coal. So the water's like minging by the time he's finished. Yeah. And then the wife says, oh, after all my cleaning the house and doing the line there's a little baby it's been playing out all day also got like little little grubby knees and stuff needs to have a bath yeah it goes in the bath right but because the water is so dirty sure they're going empty the water out of the window can't see the baby in it chucking the baby out with the bath water that's how it comes from I don't know what to say Steve Steve. Because I've heard this. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, what do you think, Steve?

So, firstly, that, that sort of, I mean, that doesn't explain why. Where do you start? Well, you're struggling, aren't you? You're struggling where to you know the example I've been thinking this for days Steve waiting for you to hear this one. These coal mining parents did be negligent. Yeah I love that about the baby in the bath, because that's the way around to do it. The one covered in coal, you go first. You go first. You go first. One covered in coal goes first. That's the best idea. Yeah. The one covered in coal goes and then the clean little baby I think I think we should do him last because he's done nothing towards this family.

But more than that Rick, leave him to his own devices. Jack I'm just going to throw the water out. Yeah, in the bath. Don't check. Have you checked that the baby's doing that? No, I'm not even going to look to be honest Jack. We've all had our bath yeah if the baby's in there yeah then it should be making it sound Jack we have lost three children this way. Don't worry. Where did you read that? Vines there Steve on XFM 104. I'm Ricky Merchant DeVay, is with me Steve Merchant and Carl Pilkington. Carl's getting very excited as we all are about his new.

Should we let him do a little taster for us? Well I'm very excited about it. So the gist of it, what is it, what is it exactly? Is it a game show or is it a competition? It's just, um, just though it's something that you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you can that's something, you can that's something, you can that's something, you can that's something, you can that's something, you that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you that's something, you can play and also people at home can take part in it. Now would they phone in about this or they can just play at home while they're listening? They can just play at home. Okay. You mean we haven't got any prizes? No there isn't. Now I think we could get into phone in maybe? Well I don't know let's hear the game my idea first. No it's music related. Okay. It's music related. thirty. that's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi's thi's thi's the the the thi's thi's their their their their their th. It's their th. It's their their th. It's th. It's their their their their their their their their their their they's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music. It's music related. Okay, good. And what I do is I sort of tell a little story.

Okay. And that story makes up a song title. All right. Well, it sounds ambitious. So, um... Is it a cryptic clue? Could be. Say, say like this, right?

Oh dearie me. Say like this. This woman, right, she's pregnant, you know the answer to this one so don't be saying anything. This is just aimed at Steve. Okay. All right, this woman has a baby, she's pregnant as a baby and the doctors there in the hospital going, oh yeah you've got a lovely little baby. You've got a lovely little baby. It's just coming out now, you'll be out of see in a minute, and it's like covered in gunk and stuff. And he's going, yeah, it's nearly yeah, it's coming out. I see it's a little head and that.

And he gets hold of it and it's full of all this gunk, right of gunk. Covered in it. Right. And he goes, here you go, get all your baby, and he drops it. Right. What song is that? There's so much irrelevance there, Steve, I can't tell it's not a cryptic clue. It's not a cryptic clue. Because only, I mean, the gist of it is relevant. That isn't the best one. Right. I mean, there is just, there's things there's there's there's there's th th things th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. There's thi. There's thi. There's so much thi. There's so much their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. There's th. There's thi. There's thi. There's thi. There's thi. thi. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th is just, there's things there that you were dwelling on and thinking of pun. Don't. Just go for gut instinct. What was it?

What was that? I just need to try and get the basics of this. There's a woman she's pregnant. She has a baby. Yeah. The baby's covered in gunk, the irrelevant is the birth and the dropping of the baby? I've absolutely no idea I can't begin to get. Think about what's happened to him. She's had a baby the doctors try to deliver it.

He's saying it's a nice little baby you've got a hair. This is all relevant. This is all relevant. Right, let me tell you this. So just for be fair to see, so he gets, he can get into your mind, right? This is not a traditional cryptic clue. Logical, problem or another. This is, this is Carl, what song am I thinking of, right? That is underworld, born slippy. I have to say actually, that's a the story. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be to be, to be, to be to be, to be, to be to be, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi, to be thi, thr. to be to be thr. to be the. to be the. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to say actually that makes textbook sense. No, that does actually, no, I'm sorry. Do you like all the story about the good and it's all that's all good? It's all right, you can see it in them and it always is covered in gunk. No, I agree there is some extraneous, but I have to say, no, to be fair to you, I'm not just patrolling it. I, no I'm actually, I was quite impressed by that, Carl, I have to say, no, to be fair to you, I'm not just patch-loading you.

Oh, well, I've got, oh, wow. I actually think that was really good and I, I, I, I, actually think that was quite good. Well, let's go ahead with it then. I think we could maybe open this up to email. what it's it's just what's the song well it's called Carl Pilkington presents what's the song ladies gentlemen please welcome to the stage Mr Carl Pilkington okay well let's let's play a record let's let's come back after give up the number ready for him well

you should make a note of this you can email us the emails up and running Ricky dot jivase at xfm dot co dot uk what's the phone number car of you guys oh eight seven hundred eight hundred one two three four okay oh eight seven hundred one two three four make a note of that and we'll have a game of uh what song is Carl thinking of after this next track what do you want to play oh oh have you got mined are there? Oh, continuing again, I've... Old Foggers who were good once and I won't hear a thing said against the new kids out there. It's not all new metal, is it? This is Cat Stevens, a little no-novone, Mona Bone Bone Jack on, and this one's called Trouble.

It's a lovely song. It's a lovely song. Cat Stevens, Trouble, Trouble, tro, trFM one of four point nine playing some new songs playing some old songs travel for playing some old games and chit chats some tears some laughter and Carl Pilkington with his brand new show What's the song what song am I thinking now I'm I mean you're nervous about this aren't you I am I worried well because I've heard some of these clues? I'm worried I'm they've heard some of the thinks I'm I they're I'm I'm I'm I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're nervous they're nervous they're nervous their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th th tr tr tr true true are true are true are true are true are true are true are true true are true their their their the're ramblings, sometimes they're close to ramblings of a fool, right? And it really is like those what am I thinking? Yeah. I don't know, I actually was genuinely impressed by Born Slippy. I have to give him the benefit of the game. That's one of the better ones. Because I, because that was short, sweet and it worked. Some of these are not going to be quite as they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi. And you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, you, you, you, and you, you, you, and you, you, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is like, th is like, th is like, th is like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,. Now listen, we're just going to go for it then. You do it and we just get people to call up. Because I want to see the general public's confusion of trying to work out. Why don't we give us your next clue and then we'll play a track and then we'll hopefully have people on the line after the track to try and answer it and you can recap briefly. So give us your clue now for what song am I thinking of.

Right, this one, it's about a woman and she's just normal, nothing wrong with her, or so she thinks, right? But there's the twist. Is this like the town's the unexpected? And she's got like, you know, she's got a mate, and she's having a normal life, having a good time and that, and then this things thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin that and then this thing happens right and she starts to stink and she can't have a bath right and she really wants to have a bath she's dead sweaty and stuff she's trying about a daily stuff she can do everything else normal she can eat she can talk everything but for some reason she can't have a bath is a coal mining husband in the bar yeah is this born stinking she can't have a bath so a woman that so a woman th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that th that th th that th that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that thi thi that thi thi thi thi that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the husband in the bath? Yeah. Is this born stinky? She can't have a bath. So a woman can't have a bath? Yeah. Or a shower? She can't. Or is that it? Or a shalt. Or a shower? Or a shower? Or do you? Or do you?

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That's the answer. That's what I'm going to ask you. Well, that's your one question. That would be the Shelley, I should tell you that you should never take this personally because no one can really get into the mind of Carl. So don't, you know, beat yourself up about this. I don't expect anyone to get these clues. So, um, so well done. That is a fine guess. Thank you. Anyone else? That's a low XFM. Who's for Carl? Before you give us a... I haven't thought of a really good question or anything yet. You just want to go for the guest? Well, no, what

I thought was, um, I'm sure Simon Mayo used to do this when needed to breakfast show on radio one year ago. No, he didn't. So you I thought this was a new idea. I was going to do with sound effects instead but that's... Yeah, he used to do that and he used to get his team to play other characters. You idiot! Well, no, hang on. Not you, not you, Chris. I'm saying you're saying you're the idiot to Carl. Yeah, but nothing's new, I'm not, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. He, th. He, th. He, he th. He's th. He's th. He used th. He's th. He's th. He's th. th. th. He used th. He used th, he used th, he used th, he used th, he used th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th. He, he th. He, he th. He, he th. He, he th. He used th. He used th. He used th. He used th. He the the the the to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th Is it Cornflate girl by Tony Amos? Good answer, she couldn't have a bath because she'd go all floppy in and go down the plate. Good answer. She's all soggy. Is it cornflate girl? No it's not, but that's a great answer. It could have been. Okay. You're already seeing the error of this, I think. I think this is great radio. I'm really hooked on this. I've genuinely excited. This is really like that, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tho, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. It's all, is, I'm tho, is, is, is all, is all, is all, is, is all, is all, is all, is, is, is all, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It, is, is. It, I'm all, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, is all, I, is all, I'm all, I'm all, I'm all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all th. I'm all so so so thi. I'm really thi. It's thi. It's all so thi. It's all so-a, tho, is all so-I'm really tho' tho' tho' tho, is all all so-a, is those so-called lateral things, a man got into a field and dies,

why? He ran out of there? No, not the one I'm thinking of. He was shot. No, no. That was a good answer. Like Simon Mayo, like, do you or something? Well, you stop.

Don't mention that. Yeah. Listen, I think if you're going to steal ideas from, their, their, their, their, to, their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, the man to say... The only example of one I can ever remember here and his show because I was quite young then was some people were pretending to like tap someone's phone or something and then they got caught and the answer was just bugging by whistle because they were... Genius. That was absolute genius. That's absolutely genius. That's the sort of standard you've got to come up against. Thanks very much Chris. The phone minds are hot. Hello XFM. Hi, is it Candy Perfium Girl? Is it what?

Candy Perfium Girl? Candy Perfium Girl? Yeah. What? Who's that by? the Madonna? No, it's... That sounds like an obscure album trac. It's one of their songs.

Just think about it. She stinks and everything. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's stinks and everything, she's a normal life. I didn't say she was a sweet or anything, but for some reason she can't have a bath or a shower. Is it a big song just to give him a clue? It's a bigger song than the candy sweet girl. Thank you very much you did. It was a single. It was very much you're guessing. Okay one more then we go to a record. Carl. that. Carl. Is it high and dry and dry. It th. It th. It th. th. It th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the record. Come on. Okay. Goal, is it high and dry by radio head? High and dry. High and dry.

Now that's great. She smells, which is another word for high. She's dry because she doesn't have a shower. Carl, if it isn't that, yours will never be as good as that. He's the winner. Whatever you're thinking of, that clue is brilliant, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, mean you can't beat that. Now's a bit too lateral. Don't be stupid. It's perfect. He's made yours into a clever clue. He's made high, she smells, dry, she never gets in the bath or shower. It's not that, is it, Carl? No, he doesn't even get that, do you?

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Absolutely. And also Nikki from Bromley you emailed in, she's enjoying the show and she wanted a bit of cold play. T. T. Th-A. the show, their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. C. th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. Cold play. Coldplay. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. Cold. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. C. to. th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. That's the B side of the current single. This is a great show isn't it? We've got great music. We've got laughs, tears, we've got requests, we've got Simon Mayo games. It's a bit, it's just like Radio 1 for less people. Radio 1 for less people. This is great. I mean it works. Can we have a very quick... Just recap in case almost just try to get it? Can you make it so? High and dry doesn't work now. Give us a bit of information that makes it different to high and dry or can't you do that? So for those are just just tuned tuned thuing thu and just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I. I. I. I. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr. thr. the. thr. the thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. to. thr. thr. thr. to. to. Just tuned in Carl describes in a roundabout way a story which somehow is representative of a song. A song title?

Yeah. So this woman, she's she's all right, you know, she has a normal life. Pretty much. Kind of. Yeah. thinking about it. But the main problem would be having a wash or a bath or having a shower. Maybe going for a swim thinking about it. Right. I think water is the clue isn't it? That's the clue. Who's that on the line? Hello Mark? Hello Mark. What do you mean? It smells like team spirit the barnar? No it's not. That's a great guess? Smells like Team spirit again? It's all so brilliant. Thank you. Thank you Mark. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th' th' th' th' th' th th th th th th th or th or th or th or th or th or th or th or, th or, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. th. Hi Mark. What do you mean? It smells like Teen Spirit, Nirvana. No, it's not.

That's a great guess. Smells like Teen Spirit again. He's all so brilliant. Thank you, Mark. No, it's not that. Hello, X F M. Oh, that's a dodgy mobile. That's a it makes sense.

That's fantastic. I'm awake, because she's electric. Why does she smell? Because she doesn't have a bath on that. Because you can't have a bath or a shower. What's your name? Neil, got it. So, Neil got it. So, did you get it straight away? No, I only joined the song. A process of elimination from all the other wrong answers. Yeah, basically. So she's electric. Rick, I have to say, you're holding your head in hand, and it looks like you want to shoot off.

But I have to say, I thought that was quite good. I genuinely thought that was quite good. But it's not a cryptic clue is it, is, is, is,... She smells, there's a few things you can't do. She's electric. Yeah, but do you understand what I'm getting at? She's electric. I always understand what you're getting out, Carl. That's never been a problem in the years I've known you. Neal got it. Yeah.

I have to say really, I a celebrity, get me out of here. Carl Pocleton hosting. Simon Mayo on the phone to the lawyers. Well, Neil, there's no prizes or anything, but well done. Well, well done, that was well worth it. Well, you go away with the award in the knowledge that you've beaten Carl. Yeah, you can secure in the knowledge that you thought how Carl does. Absolutely well done Neil. I have to say I think you're being harsh on him. I think that's a great game. All right let's do it again next week. I thought that was a great game. Brilliant. Let's play record. Play a record. What do you

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you know, I mean we've had, let me just count two. Yeah. And one of them was aimed it to Simon Mayo. Okay it was by mistake. They tholoult we th. We th. We're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th Simon Mayo Okay, towards by mistake They thought they were listening to Mayo. Yeah, and the other is saying Carl They love the game share Radio one with less people. Yeah, yeah Yeah, and so despite the fact it was a stolen idea. I think we can do it again next week just like let's rustle like some prizes as well. You're just like your little magpie aren't you? Thieving shiny ideas for Mayo's Nest. Absolutely. We played Lidded Skinner just before the ads and I was just looking at the compilation it comes from. It's

great compilation. We took this from Driving Rock yeah which I imagine. This is not available in the shops. Exactly. I imagine it's come straight from the personal collection of maybe Tarran or Foxy. Or Canfield. But there's some great names on here that I'd like to see maybe we can play them. A little vans, eh? He's a tiny vans. You know you're a little Mayo? Canfield's a little van van. I mean, these are some names.

Go on. Go on. Go on. Rhea. You don't hear Ria. Chris Ria. Yeah. Well, what one? Spin Doctors. Oh. Lest we forget the spin doctors. Crash test dummies. What happened to them? I don't know. Who else we got on there? Richard Marks. Yeah. Mr. Big. I didn't. He's guilty in that song when he goes, I swear I did. And all that, and the police came around. well there's no smoke without fire I reckon he did it you're absolutely right go on legs Z ZZ Toff she knows how to use them she knows how do it is a electrical impulse from the brain yeah how is she using them she's just she's just you know the brothers do you

the brothers do be your honor as well oh was no that's not a a toto is well yeah the to a toto is what Africa it's not it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th is is the thro. the to. the is the the the the is what? Africa? It's not actually. What is it? Can you name another Toto track? Hold the Line? It's hold the line. Let's rock, put that on. Let's go. that's good. It's good. It's good stuff. Ah, uh, is that, is that disc the living? Oh, play a little bit, hold the line. It's great. That should be, that should be track, uh, let me see, that's probably track ten. I hope this doesn't annoy too many people. I'm worried. Yeah.

Yeah, we like to today's their best air guitar. All right, yeah. We're playing, uh... That was dynamite. That was great. We'll have some, I think we'd have a classic rock anthem every week. Oh, do you not think? I'd love to, I'd love to. A bit of rainbow maybe next week.

Oh, the thrown if you want to hear some classic rock? Classic rock indeed. We've ripped off Mayo let's do dance. Absolutely. Let's just steal ideas from other better DJs. Okay. Oh what are we out? There's some great ideas out there I'm sure. I mean if you want to like any fix it's done if you may want to eat a pack lunch on a roller coaster or dance with banana armour, yeah, then we're, yeah, or five star. Yeah, yeah. I love the fact five star and reform, there's three of them. Have you heard about this? Yeah.

No. Oh, San left up the street. White Stripes on XFM, 104.9. I'm Ricky Javais with me Steve Merchant and Carl Pilkington. Well I had a good time. I've enjoyed it, yeah, it's been nice. You're fun. Some good track, some laughs, a new competition by Simon Mayo. That was absolutely. That was great. Yeah. Carl, have you heard the big news that Ricky Javais is looking to tape up, well, you explain it, because I got, I'm not. I'm not, no. That, no, no, no, no, no, no, that, that was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, and, I don't, I don't, and I, and I, and I, I, and I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't know, I don't, I don't know, I'm, I don't, I don't know, I'm, I'm tha. I'm tha. I'm take up, well you explain it, Javais, because I got, I'm not, I'm not, no, what are you talking, what do you mean?

You're taking up boxing, is this right? No, no, what is the story? You want to be fighting for money? No, what I did? Yeah, bare-knuckle fighting. No, come on. What is it? show on cable called Born to Fight and it's sort of late. It's a late one thing. I think it's on after Rodes, which is like, yeah it's a bloke, one bloke with the cameras to go on tour with different people like he went on with Motor Ed, he went with a Meat Loaf tribute act, he went on with Coldplay was in one of them, it's the sort of, is the sort of, is the chip. Is one, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. It, the, th. It, the, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, yeah, it, it, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, yeah, yeah, yeah, it, yeah, yeah, it, yeah, yeah, it, yeah, yeah, yeah, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the's the sort of... Is this when all the other channels have been switched off? This is your... Yeah, exactly, yeah. And there's one called Born to Fight. And they just take a different story. It might be an amateur fight or it might be an unlicensed fight, not illegal, or it might be white collar which I'm thinking of doing. What's what's white

collar? Wight collar is just people who they want to fight. And it's a trade club? Yes, but it's charity, it's safe, it's a charity do, you know, having big events. And it's just two people that, you know, aren't boxers, aren't amateur boxers, and they get in the ring, I do well is also a concern. Yeah. You know and you're eating and stuff. But when I said I was going to get fit you go, no Gerais, you're only funny because you're fat. No I agree this is true but I'm saying there's a difference between you know, the difference between you know exercising and you're their their you and you're you and you're their their you and you're their you you their you their you you their you th you're eating and you're eating and you're eating and you're eating and you're eating and you're eating. I thy. I'm eating. I'm eating. I'm eating. I'm eating eating eating eating eating eating eating face face face face face eating face eating face eating face eating face eating face eating face eating. You're eating. You're eating eating eating eating own all day all day or for breakfast so what I'm saying is there's a difference between you know exercising and then having your face beating in and what I'm saying is that you I just don't think it's a good idea but I'm not the problem you just that's that's irrelevant you still gonna get take a couple of blows to the face and the point is this Rickley you're not going because because you you you you you you you you the you you the you the you the you you the the you the you the th you th you th you th you th you thin th you're not th you're not th you're not th you're not th you're not th you're not thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiia' theea' thea' thiii. thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi are probably the world's greatest boxer. You know, ever since I've known you, you seem to think that it's the case, because you've watched all the Rocky films and you think that's fair enough, that seems straightforward enough.

But look at your physique, you know, yeah you've got some upper body strength, but you've also got some upper belly strength as well, you know, you've also got some belly strength. broken man when you realise that you're just not as handy in the ring as you thought you were but also you're gonna you're gonna increase some interest you wear a talk this is fighting talk the first man who liked the right this one the figh don't this one this one's gonna do it more now just because of you it was the same when adrient didn't the same to take a bit of the credit, didn't she? When you were this kind of thin, nimble youth in your makeup and your eyeliner and all the rest of it, I bet you had no idea, you had no thoughts about boxing, it never came into your mind did it?

So at what age did you suddenly think, wait a minute? I've taken don't understand why this has suddenly come about in well I'm not putting out a shout am I to fight people it's not I've not it's not like no no go to find someone else presumably to fight with yeah but you've got to a businessman yeah but it probably be a businessman who wants to fight a fight right you know to, you know, I mean, to... No, I want to fight them though. I want to fight somebody.

Bring them on, I want to fight people. No, but it's more that it's more the effort and the training, in the climbing a mountain and doing a marathon is ridiculously macho. It's not the fact that you can do it. No that's not macho. It is macho isn't it. There's no reason to climb a mountain. There's no reason to do a marathon. If you can run a mile that's all you need. The fact that you try and that's all you need get beaten up, I should say? No, what's the worst that can happen? You get black eyes, bruises, bruises, bruises, real?

James, let me just remind you of the time, we were working in your flat, right? And you immediately, right? I think, I don't know to this day what happened, but you started choking, you clapped your chest, you're breathing, you're breathing, wheezing, right? I leapt over to you, I remember screaming, I don't know the hymnic maneuver, if you swallowed something I can't help, you gained your breath, you gained your composure, I said, what happened? Did you eat something, did you go down the wrong way, you said no, I swallowed some dust. I swallowed some dust. I've breathed some dust, you breathed some dust in, there was some dust, you breathed, I'm a dust, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, thi, their some, their some some some some some some some some some, you're some some some, you're thi, you've their some some, you've their, you've their some some some some some some some some some, you've their some some some, you've their some, you've their, you've their, you've their, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're some, you're some, you're some, I.. So, I. Yeah, I've thi, I've thi, I've taped, I've tape, I've tape, sa' sa' sa' sa' sa' sa' sa' sa' sa' sa'e?ed, swallowed, swallowed, swallowed, swallowed some, swallowed some, you've got, you've soa'a for two days. Rick, you're in bed for two days. I love that. I don't think you're the man for the job.

And that's some dust. What do you think this businessman's going to do? Exactly. He'd be permanent. Yeah. He heard you point. Yeah. the the the the of it at one point, I said, did you check round the back? I was thinking he hadn't checked it. Yeah. Oh dear. Just because

I found anything, my point is this, you're something of Ibercondra, you know something of Ibercondra, you know, you know, you know that you know, you know that already've got some kind of you know brain disorder. No I always want to do it but I just thought I wanted to make sure I wanted to know that I definitely lost my looks. And I've seen some publicity shots I've got mirrors and mouths so now because I've definitely lost my looks now I've got nothing to lose. So I want you know maybe a younger more handsome man I want to teach him me. Let me just, I'll end with this. I'll end with this. I'll end with this. I'll end with the th. I'll end with the the th. I'll end with the the the the the the th. I'll end with the the the the the the the the th. I'll end the th. I'll end to end to end to end up. I'll end up. I'll end to end, I'll to end, I'll to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I'm their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their their their their you. I'll their you. I'll the th. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm definitely. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll let me just I'll end with this right for people who listen to this show regularly yeah you already sound like your punch drunk all right and that's just your natural way of talking please let's not do the real thing oh play a record I mean is it gonna be televised well it well we

could get it on DVD maybe release it I'm interested okay okay okay I'm interested. Okay. Is there money to be making? Yeah, that's what I mean. We should talk about that. Okay. All right. On XFM. 104.9. You join us now live at Shipley Old People's Home where TV star Ricky Javais is taking on his first non-professional bout. Ricky, who are you fighting this evening? Uh book called Pete's Medley. How old is Pete? He's 72. 72 years old. And you're very excited about the fight I know this.

Now Pete's just recovered from a massive coronary, hasn't he? Well I don't want to get into that. He's deemed himself fit and that's good enough for me. And that's good enough fighting me. He sounds pretty pretty tasty. I said how tally, it says 5' foot 11, I said what do you weigh? I said 13 Stone, I said how old you're 27. I'm looking for someone a lot older and smaller and smaller than that. Donner Stel. From what's it? I'm going to show you now, Steve. It's just a sport. You know, don't I'm going to show you now Steve. It's just a sport. thol. I th. I th. I th. I'm just, I'm just, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their I'm going their I'm going their I'm going their I'm going their I'm going their I'm going their I'm going their I'm going their I'm going their. I'm going. I'm going. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll their into badminton, the shuttlecock can hurt your eye. It's just a sport. Okay, fair enough. We'll I'm sure resume this conversation next week. And of course we'll also be playing more of Carl's new brilliant game with prizes, hope you.

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