The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S2E24 (February 1, 2003)

Episode Date: September 4, 2022

With the second series of ‘’The Office’’ complete, Gervais, Merchant, and Pilkington returned to XFM in August of 2002 to resume their 2-hour Saturday afternoon broadcasts. Though Pilkington’s name was still not being used in promotional materials, the format mainly centered on his contributions with Gervais and Merchant mostly reacting to the various things Karl said and did, a format that would endure through the remainder of the radio broadcasts and podcasts, concluding in 2012.This was the longest stretch of XFM shows, running 51 weeks until August 2003 when Gervais and Merchant again went on hiatus, this time to record the Christmas Special (finale) for ‘’The Office’’.During the year, Pilkington introduced many of the show’s most notable segments including “ Monkey News”, “Rockbusters”, “Songs of Phrase”, and “The Film Thing”, among others. Karl grew increasingly frustrated with Ricky’s antagonism toward him throughout the year, and over the final few shows, suggested he did not want to continue on. Gervais and Merchant repeatedly said on air they would not return if Pilkington didn’t agree to remain with the show.

Badly drawn boy, born again on XFM 104.9. Here we are then. Rickard Javais, with me Steve Merchant and Carl Pilkington. Raring to go, he's a bit grumpy Carl. Woken up at 8 o'clock. Because he's in London. And London's rubbish, right? Oh, working you. You can't even get a band-aid in London can you, or grouting. In Manchester I could walk to the next shop and definitely get some flash or maybe some Vim. You can't

get it down there. You've got to go to a trendy bistrol haven't you? Carl, why are you grumpy? I told you before I'm just a little bit tired today. Because he had to get up at the builders next door working up. He's always going about is hours, those builders probably got up at six to get their eight. I can understand builders who get up early because they're building outside and they've got to get the job done before it gets dark. But he's working in someone's lounge. If it gets dark, put the light on. It's not a problem. So why is he starting work at a work at like seven o'clock in the day. Well??. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to be. But, because. But, I's. their. their. their. But, I's, I's, I's their. But, I's their. But, I's their. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because. But, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, I's. But, I's. But, I's. But, I's. But, I's. It's. But, I'm. But, I'm. But, I'm. But, I'm. But, I'm. But, I'm. But, I'm. But, I'm. But, I'm. But, I'm. the the the the the the the the the the the day and if you get a bill then going I'll just do 11 to 3 he's not going to go I tell you what love just give me just give me 40 quid I didn't do a whole day. It's a day's work in it so you want to get the most out of them don't you know. Plus he probably wants to finish early so he can have a good night out. Yeah it's a Saturday night you can be annoyed at that. Why don't you get earplugs?

I don't like it, the idea of earplugs. Why? Because I live in a flat, so it's not as if I'm looking after my house, right? I know, I know. Already? Already, I've lost you. That wasn't even a whole sentence and, you know that you've turned the lights off downstairs, you know you've you haven't got a frying pan on, right? Right? Okay, keep him going.

But I live in a flat and I don't know what the other people are like. There might be some daft people in there who don't. Imagine that? Right? Who don't earplugs. It's not safe. Okay. If you live in a block of flats.

But I think you'll find, because I've used them, I think you'll find that a far alarm will cut through the earlust. I wear them sometimes if it noisier or want to go to bed early or something. And I hear my alarm clock clock the alarm thu alarm th cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. thi, I thi, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to to-a. to-a. to-a. toeeeea. toea. toea. toea. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th alarm is deafening. All right. So we've talked in the past about snails who sleep for 13 years. No you have, that's never been confirmed. In fact the expert hadn't heard of it. Well they do. I read it on different sites. Okay. So how much does it take to wake them up? Got you? What do you mean? Well they sleep for 13 years. Yeah but I don't know what you mean by sleep it's not the same sort of pattern that we

have in a mollusk is it? There's different, what is sleep? It's when you're sort of shut down and... But they can eastervate, they can actually literally shut down. No, but I didn't say that. They said they sleep, the sleep for their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're their their their their their their their their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the they said they sleep, the sleep for 13 years. I mean have you ever had like more than 10 hours sleep? Yeah. Feel really groggy. Well no I feel good after 10 hours sleep. I feel rough I just was thinking what a snail would be like. Oh, be even slower than normal. Be even slower than you. Play a record. Well anyway.

He mad it if you know what on earth Carl's talking about. Ever. Don't erase none of that good shit. The rhyme came from the pressure heep and it was laid out on the ground of paved streets. Wooten clan. Uzzy on XFM. 104. to Merchant, Carl Pilkington, we've got a lot to get through, we've got a lot to get through, we've got things like radio event to play, we've got feeder, we've got, you know, teenage fan club, you know.

We've got great, we've got a new competition, Steve. Go on. Great one. say that rockbusters is no longer? We've still got rockbusters. Really? It's hanging on by the skin of its teeth. I thought we'd all agreed that we got rid of that rubber. No. I thought I thought we'd all agreed that we got rid of that rubber. No, I think we should do it. I think we should do it. I think people like it. Nobody wants it. Nobody wants to. the fans. There's a guy here emailed in, he just emailed in three band names. He said I may as well email in now on the off chance these are right because it's such an arbitrary quiz. Yeah. It's essentially a waste of time. The clues are so complicated. FD. Frida Paine. That was a classic. Rockbuster wasn't it? When they start getting a bit ridiculous and people aren't getting them, then we'll... You can't drink that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that pop that and people aren't getting them. Oh, you can't drink that pop now. Shaka Khan? That was another piece of genius. Well, I think we've

already reached at that stage, Carl, to be truthful, mate. I've only just got in this river and there's loads of logs. Just in Timber Lake, like you said river, like you said river. Like you said river. Like you said river. Just few of the highlights of Rockbuster. Can you please promise that this is the last one today? Because it's really, I think it's just, it's bringing the showdown. Steve, he can't promise you remember the answers today. How can he promise what's going to happen next week? All right. I think it's got to the thanks in it put an end to it we've got to give it a sort of final sending okay let's let's let I tell you what you've got for its own

good I do I do want to trail this new film quiz we've got because it's it's I mean I'm excited I think it's the the best competition we've come up with to go honest I mean Carl you agree don't yeah it's all right yeah it's a film it's a it's a it's a'll be a clip from a classic film. I can tell you the film we're going to play. It's the six cents. Right. And there'll be a question of, and you can win the six cents. On DVD? Yeah.

Not the ability to sort of tell when someone's behind you. Just the film. Do you know. sort of perception and stuff. Ghost and that. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Of course you do. Not ghosts, no, the fact that people maybe can sense, you know, beings. There was a woman in on the Christian's breakfast show, right? Yeah. Blind woman.

Uh, clairvoyant. Is that name? Uh, forgot. But she was a bit useless. Um, the thus. But she was a bit useless. She was a bit useless. I'm always worried about what's going to come out of cars. Do you know what I mean? She's a bit rubbish at being a clairvoyant? Yeah.

I mean, I think if you're not that to be the radio and do it. Car you better leave. So what, so what, so, what was the relevance of being... the of her being blind what was that for what you tell me it was a bit weird I think she was using that the fact that she can't see living people but she can contact the dead ones yeah I'm so sorry this is XFM one a quarter one once once again once again Carl's to their opinions do not necessarily reflect those of any those of any human beings any other people they're the tho tho those those those those those those those those those those those those th th th th th th th those th those th those th those tho tho tho tho tho thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes tho tho tho thoes thoes tho they they they were they tho they tho they th oh tho th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th oh th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they they tho they were tho tho tho tho they were they were tho tho tho tho they were thoooooooooo they were to they were they were they were they were they were they were thooooooooooooo they were they were she demonstrate her her cleverly? She was sat in the chair you're right right and people called up and said

weird said they called up and he said right can you have a word with me grand yeah and she goes yeah she's dead didn't she and it's like yeah because oh and everyone's like, oh she knows her stuff. It was 50-50 to be fair. Yeah, and especially with a grand because the person sounded about 35 so the chances are. Yeah. They haven't got a grand anymore. Yeah. And it was just like- Unless it's the fellas from Busted, because they, in the year 3000, they've only got to a great, great granddaughter great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to me, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to a great great granddaughter and that's a thousand years so presumably you know they can live a lot longer. Yeah I just wasn't convinced anyway I don't

want to disser because you know she came in and she did the stuff and if people believe in it I'm not going to put it down but it just was a little bit you believe in it you just think she didn't have the real power as as opposed to it being rubbish no no rubbish. No, whatever. But yeah, I don't know what we're talking about there. So we've got the film things we're in. I don't know what we were talking about. What were you talking about about glass as well and Steve taking his glasses off? What was that? What are you saying that in front of him now for? Was it an insult? It wasn't really an insult. What was it? I genuinely don't the that tho- thu insult? thu insult? What thu insult? What thu? What thu? What thu? What thu? What was thu? What was thu? What thu? What was thu? What was thu? What was thu? What was tho? What was tho? What was tho? What was tho? What was it? What was it? What was tho? What was tho? What was tho? What was tho? What was th. What was it? What was it? What was it was tho? What was the the the the the the th. What was th. What was th? What was th? What was th? What was th? What was th? What was th? I? What was? What was? I? I? What? What? What? I? What? I? What? I? What is? What is? What is? I? I? What is? What is? I? What was it? I was it? I was it? I'm? What was it? I was the thi? I'm? I'm? What was the the the thi? I was the the the thi? I was th the th, what was it? I genuinely don't remember. I genuinely don't remember. Right, Steve, I'm not having to go, right? Just saying now people, it's a bit weird that you've got glasses because you've got a good pair of eyes on you, right? That isn't an insult.

What were you talking about though? What was it? Why did it was the fact that people who wear glasses always look a bit weird without them on? It's like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, thus, to, to, to, to, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, th. It, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th, th, th. th, to, th. to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to, to, to, to, that, that, a bit weird without them on. It's like, you know, they should wear glasses. Okay, why did we get around to this? What was we talking about? What were we talking about? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

It was. It sounds like an insult, Carl. It does, yeah. I should be laid to punch you every time you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I wasn't. It sounds like an insult, Carl. It does, yeah. No, it wasn't. I should be laid to punch you every time you insult, you know? No, but I'm not having a real. I'm going to give you a dead arm. Look, Steve, it's huge.

You always, you're always- And even if it wasn't. the cards and you. Brilliant. I don't even say anything. It makes me feel better. It makes me feel better. I can enjoy the rest of the show. Cards. In my opinion, one of the best things I've done for many a year. It's XFM, 104.9. Wiccage amazedaze with me, Steve Merchant and Carl Cayman Pilkington. I sometimes wish you spoke like that for real, because I wouldn't leave the studio with a headache there.

There you want, see, it's just kind of stinging back. Oh dear. And there are people sort of, I meet from the street. I wish I was Ricky Javayze. their their thahahahahahahahahahahahah. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I tho. I wish. I wish, I tho. I thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I th. street they go I wish I was Ricky Juvases mate. No you don't. Let me put your mind at rest now you're not missing anything am I right Carl? Who says that walking along the street? With that anyone said? They're shadowed. Do you what? Do you think? Do you what you're thinking? Oh I've met people that friends are friends oh he must be fun to be yeah you must be a great space. Yeah in an enclosed space yeah in an in an enclosed yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah in an enclosed in an enclosed in an enclosed in an enclosed in an enclosed space yeah yeah yeah. Yeah in an enclosed space yeah. Yeah in an enclosed space yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. Yeah. I. that. that. that. I. I. I. I. that. I. that. I. I. that. I. I. that. I. I. I. that. I. I. that. I. I. I. I. that. I. I. that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Imagine sharing a prison settle with Ricky. That'd be good, wouldn't it, Carl? Oh, that would be fantastic. Would I be the daddy, wouldn't I? Suicide-rate in the prison would shoot through the room.

Now come over here and suck mummies. Now listen, what do you reckon, being Ricky's friend? Did you find that is when he's just messing about and he wants to whip me on the head with a tray. We went for lunch yesterday, didn't we? That was more than an hour wasn't it? Yeah. And we had a drink in the week, didn't we?

That was more than now, wasn't it? That was a good. Is he okay when it's just bit of that, right? But I went out with Ricky, like he said, right, for a drink in a week. And, uh, you know, I went home and Suzanne, the girlfriend said, uh, where have you been? I said, have been out for a drink with Ricky? He'd been out for a while. If you've been talking about, I'm, I'm sort of, I sort of sat there for a minute and tho, and there's there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, you, you, you, you, you, I, I, you, I, I, you know, you know, I, you, you, you, you know, I went, I went, and, and, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, uh, I went, uh, uh, uh, I went, uh, th th th th th th th th th th th tho, th th th th th th tho, that I can tell her we've been talking about that she'll show any interesting. She said, well you must remember something, I said I can't, I can't, she goes, no, something, just anything that you're talking about, what you're talking about? I said, right? The one of the topics that came up was, imagine that the only squid. How many kids would you have? I would say it was the future and the squid set in over,

but the only way they could do it now is like filter you had to sleep with a squid. I was going, what do you mean? I'm going, would you? I'm going, there's not a time he hasn't gone home with a conversation, it buzzing in his head that you got confused about. Does the child look like a squid when you have it or is it making a kiss? No, I was going, no, no, it's normal but it's like a filter with the system. The only way you can do it to make sure, you know, you have to impregnate the squid and that's the filter and then you can, you know, the testered lads.

Did the busted lads mention be reading with the squids and you know. So what does what does Suzanne make of Javed? She met him a few times. Yeah she just said oh she can understand why we sort of get on because we both sort of come up with daft stuff all the time and yeah but I'm quite happy to have a discussion. And that's the way that it talks about it's part of like the adult. Well I the their their. T their. T their. T. T. T. T. T. T. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's takes. It's takes. It's takes. It's takes. It's takes. It's takes. It's takes. It's took. It's. It's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She. She. She's. She. She's. She's. She's. She's takes. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's t. She's t. She's t. She's t. She's t. She's tot. She's tot. She's tot. She's tot. She's tot. She's tot. She's tot. She's tot. Well I thought that's how much here that go out playing talking about squids. That is exactly how I see Susanne. It's like if she wasn't there I don't think you'd get out of the house in the morning. You'd tie your shoelaces together. Yeah you'd have your ear plugs in, the fire alarm would be going off and you know someone left a frying. their to be sort of like, the the to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. thso. thso. thso. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin's is thin' is like, like, thin' is like, like, if I'm, if I'm like, if I'm like, if throw. thin' is like, if she's like, if thin'. If, if, if, if she's, if, if, if she's, if, if she's, if, if she's, if, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the the the th. the the the th. If I's, if I's, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm th. If I'm th. She's noticed that I don't ask as many questions now. Because like last night was one of the first times in ages that I'd asked to something, right? What did you ask? Where's the bathroom? Do you know like I'm always thinking stuff when I'm bored? Right? It's like it, if it's when I'm washing up or what have you? And last night she was watching that midsummer murders right now I don't like it. the other the other the other the other th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. th. Like, th. th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like I don't like it I think it's rubbish

right so another thing you've got in common then no but you know I mean but I don't watch it yeah I mean she really like he was down he's watching the microwave she's going Carl no this is the telly this is the tele this is the chicken this chicken this chicken I'll see this from four before it comes around again in a minute. Carl, that's, what's the washing machine, Carl? So she's watching it, loving it and that, and I'm bored because it's just, yeah, it's boring programme. So, uh, so I'm sort of looking through magazines that we've got. Trying to find animals without Ed's.

And it's in one of her magazines, and it's this article, right, about these identical twins, brothers, right? And one of them meets this girl, right? And it turns out she's got an identical... Oh, very, this is true. They get married. Right. So they're both go out. their both go out. So two identical twins, male going out with two identical twins, sisters. Yeah. So I was looking at it going, oh, that's's weird because you see him like they're always wearing the same cardigans and that and that's like... But then, never, if you were a little twin, you probably would fancy the same sort of person, but then I was asking, she was going, she was getting near the plot, the murderer. If they had a kid, would they look the same would they look the same exactly the... Well, necessarily, not necessarily because it depends on what genes have passed over.

Even though they've got the same exactly sets of genes, that you don't pass on all the genes, you find it's 50-50, but you don't pass on exactly the same genes in each sperm, let alone with an identical twin. Yeah, but even though you don't do that, like my brother and sister don't look like me but you know they were related because they share they share 50% of your father jeans I talked gobbledygook yeah no you share 50% your father's genes and 50% of your mothers but not the same 50% on two occasions I think you've lost you've lost when you brought in the word genes yeah yeah yeah they wouldn't necessarily no they could do by a sheer chance did did they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they took took took took took took to took to took they took they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they your try to be? No, they wouldn't necessarily know. They could do by a sheer chance.

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Then they get done off to social for sort of... Yeah, because you know what was signing on? Are you living together? We're not, we're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. FEDA, Just the way I'm feeling, on XFM, 104. I'm Ricky Jubez, with me, Steve and Carl. Just having a way out of a time, both of them. They love being in this room with me for two hours.

That is their favourite part of the week, I think, isn't it? I haven't said that by it. I'm assuming they love it. Right, competition time. Brand new competition we've come up with. My favorite, we've ever done, I'll be honest, and a great prize is six cents. You get a clip of a great film and then you get to keep the great film. Now I just explain this composition. I think Carl is a little bit of a frustrated actor. And so by the power of technology, Carl takes the role in a film. And there's a question about it afterwards. This is a scene starring Carl Pilkington from the Sixth Sense. I hope nobody got hurt.

Hey, alright. He's all right. You're very quiet. I'm just thinking about stuff. I'm just thinking about stuff. That's all. You're mad I miss the play, aren't you? A little bit annoyed, to be honest.

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If you put a chameleon on a mirror. How would it handle that? It's a bit weird, isn't it? Oh, you're scaring me. That's scaring you. This will scare you, right? The other day, so to old men sat there having a twix. You never see ghosts, th old men sat there having a twix. You never see that, yeah, old fella.

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Do you think I'm some sort of freak or something? Is that... I would never think that about you. Well, just... Ever. Got it? Well, it's a very chilling scene, that's a very chilling scene. That's a very splice.

It's a very spooky scene from the film The Sixth Sense. Rick, I think you've got a question. Well, yeah, I mean, Carl played it wonderfully there, the role of the child that sees weird stuff. But who played the original role? What was the name of the child actor who played the original role? It's email only, Ricky.Jivase at XFM.co. UK, you can win a copy of the six cents. But I think we can probably play it again later for those that missed it or those that have put the tower end or those that need another reminder. Yeah, you've got, yeah, get you, you know, it's 15, 20 minutes, get your answers in. We're pick a lucky winner. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, we thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can play, we can play thi, we can probably thi, we can thi, we can probably thi, we can probably probably thi, we can probably probably probably, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can th. We can th. We can th. We can th. We can th. We can th. th. th. thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can thi, we can probably, we can play, we can play, we can play, we can play, we can play it, we'll probably pa. thi. thi. thateeateate. thate. thate. thateate. thate. thate. that that that. think that we can, I think Carl can go to Hollywood with some of the things I've seen there.

Absolutely stunning. Ricky Dodgervays at XFM.co. UK. I'm going to play a track now. We tried to play a couple weeks ago but the jump so I got a new CD of it is Papa Garcia and this is Natalie and Noosey by Papa Garcia. Well we've had lots of emails already. In fact my favourite one is a suggestion of the name of that feature, specific to this, today's, is the Twick Sense. Which was great.

And feel free to send your suggestions because we're going to try and do one a week, a classic film, with Carl in the, you know, an important role. But if you want to see Carl, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to see, to see, to see, to see, to see, to see, to see, to see, to see, to see, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, by, by the, by the, by the, by, by the, by, by the, by, by the, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and do one a week, a classic film with Carl in the, you know, an important role. But if you want to, you know, see Carlion, as maybe, as Michael Corleone and the Godfather, you know, send them we'll see what we can do, won't we, Carl? And don't imagine that it has to be a male character. I imagine that you could play, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, you, th, th, you th, you th, you can, you can, th, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you thin, you thin, you thin, you know, you know, you thin, you thin, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you to, you to, you to, you to, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you the, you the, you the, you the, you th. And, you th. And, you th. And, you th. And, you th. And, you thin, you know, thin, thin, thin, thin, th. to, th. to to to to thin, tha, to know, to to to to to to to the, you know, you know, you know, you know has to be a human, I mean an animal object. It might be better suited. It'd be very good as a rock or something. Yeah. But we're going to pick up something we spoke about before. We're going to announce that we'll play that again in a few minutes. But Carl wants to put the record straight, don't you? Carl's fed up. When he comes up with something that's a little bit fantastic and far-fetched and wrong that we take the Mickey out of him. So he's brought in some hard evidence of story, how to, no, do you know like I find stuff on the internet and that, right? And I come in and tell you about it and you go, that's rubbish. And then you'll say, show your workings, which I've never liked doing. No. When teachers say their say their say their say their say their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's their. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought. He's brought, their. He's because I normally can't. No, no. He's just got

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Yes. But then I was looking for some more monkey stuff online the other day and I found the same story from a different source. Okay. Which is always a good sign. And it's cooperated what you claimed, is it? Kind of. There you go. It's not a different source, though, is it? It's someone who read the same thing as you and printed in the stories? I left out of fact.

the name's Oliver. So I got that wrong. So I got that wrong. Right? There's a picture of him here. Do you, do you, where is this from then? I was looking for world famous monkeys online and it... W.W.W.W.punat.org. This is someone who, in America, is it, who set up a sort of similar website to... I know where he is, but... Okay, uh, he was originally bought into the US with 12 other chimpanzees, but immediately stood out, out as different. He learned to drink, enjoy coffee and beer and smoke cigars. In the evenings he would sit on a sofa and watch television. If his caregivers were out of coffee, he would walk into the kitchen, pour a cup and take it into the den. As he got older he made sexual advances on the wife and as a result was sold. I reckon it was a stowaway and to not get caught he pretended to be a monkey. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He was, he. He was, he, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, to be, to be, to be, he was, to be, to, to be, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be. If. If. If. If. If. If. If, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the toge. He, the the the toge. He was, the the toge. He was, to toge, to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, the to not get caught he pretended to be a monkey. Yeah. Whereas really it was just a little fellow. That would make sense because the final line is he's now living in

retirement in Texas. Yeah. But I get my only query and I don't mean to be disrespective is that it doesn't really give much more information I mean I mean I mean someone who's set up a website like this I'm worried that what I'm saying is kind of an American twin of you do you know know that that do do do do do do s see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see. Do the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's th. the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi's thi. thi. thi. this, I'm worried that what I'm saying is I'm worried he's kind of an American twin of you. Do you know what I mean by that? There's no real hard evidence, there's no kind of dates, there's no references to where he was specifically or what zoo he was in. Carl Pilkinhorn. Yeah. I, we're cousins. Why do you need to know all that? Why don't you why not accept it? Because another fellow reckons a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip a chip chip a chip a chip a chip a chip chip chip chip a chip a chip chip chip a chip chip a chip chip chip chip chip a chip chip chip chip chip a chip chip is a chip heinininnipip. He's a chip hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hein' hea hea hea hea hea he he hea he hea he hea he hea he hea he's hea he's hea he's he he he he he he that he's that he's that he's that he's a that he's a that he's a that he's that he's a that he's that he's that he's that he's their that he's th he tell that? Why not accept it? Because another fellow reckons a chimp moved in on someone's wife. What I'm saying is, he could be as much of a nutter as you? Do you sure what do you mean? Could he is? Yeah, exactly. What and go to that much trouble of sorting out a website and that? You host a radio show for goodness to get a job. It was stressed yesterday, because we want to do another chimpanzee that, have we got a new story coming up for chimpanzee that?

He was stressed yesterday, he goes, he said, I'm really overworked, I'm really getting fed up. He said, I haven't even overworked. I'm really getting felt that. He said, I haven't even the to sort sort out a story about a monkey. You know how much I love that? Rick, do you think there's any way we could lure Oliver out of retirement to come over and produce this show? I think we probably could. I'm parched for a cup of coffee. Would you pop to the kitchen? We're going to play a bit of Springste 42 but this is for him. Eminem. Sing for the moment. Well that is the most popular competition we've done judging by the amount of emails the twiq sense there.

To be fair as well Rick there is a question that is answerable. I think that's also a reason Rick there is a question that is answerable. I think that's also a reason why people are. Oh yeah oh yeah that's because I did it and not Carl probably I asked the question there. We're gonna play it again because that people want to hear it again and then we will give the winner's name and they will win that copy of it. Carl in the six sense. Hmm. Geez. I hope nobody got hurt.

Be alright. You're very quiet. I'm just thinking about stuff. It's all. You're mad at the play, aren't you? You're a little bit annoyed, to be honest to be honest. So. You're mad I missed the play, aren't you? A little bit annoyed, to be honest. Uh, went down a storm playing the drums in Little Donkey, but... Your loss?

Like if anything to have been there. Well, you wouldn't, because you didn't. But,, but like I say, sure lost, isn't it? Anyway, I'm just quite because I'm thinking about stuff, like I said, right? Make a big deal out of it. What is it? What is it? Well, I was just thinking, what would happen, right? If you put a chameleon on a mirror? how would it handle that? It's a bit weird

didn't it? Call you're scaring me. That's scaring you. This will scare you, right? The other day, so two men sat there having a twix. You never see that, yeah, old fella having a twix. You see ghosts, Cole? No, just... just the old fella's having a twi. You see ghosts, it's cold? No, just... Just the old fellas having a twix, but... They talk to you? No. They tell you to do things?

No, because they were too busy eating, but... What are you looking like that for? Do you think I'm some sort of freak or something? Is that... I would never think that about you. Well, ever. Got it? All right.

Oh, there you go. And so the question was, who played the original role of that kid in the car who saw strange things? And the answer is Steve? Haley Joel Osmond, of course, who is a talented tun don't think it really has anything on Carl Pilken to No, I think that's the scene even more chilling and more atmospheric than the original. Definitely, definitely. And we'll give this to let's see I think it's Francis Marney who's emailed in. He or she or she said that he or she said that basically. I is, I is, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think, I don't think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, th. don't think, th. think, but I is male and he is no I is female and Frances or France I don't know that could be a fake name who knows but he let's assume it so he says he's a sad little nerd who it was it was his birthday

yesterday and only his mom remembered even his best friend for definitely a bloke yeah I don't I can't really relate to life and as a bit of a a loser a bit of a nerd so I don't really know what he's a to to to to to to to to to to to the to to he he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he he is a he he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is a he is is a he is a he is is a he is is a he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is a th is a th is a th is a t t t t t t t toy toy toy t. tb is a tb is a tb is a tb is a try is a t. I can can can can't th is a th th th th th th th to life as a bit of a loser a bit of a weird so I don't really know what he's talking about but I imagine a lot of our audience do so let's give it to him I'm mostly a little for-eyed loser yeah yeah yeah actually as I look again I notice he's not even got the name right he's spoke a Haley Joel Osmond oh so he really is pathetic I mean actually well he's a pathetic I actually well so he's a really he he's a tho he he someone else. Okay, well it's on TV tonight anyway on ITV, so just watch it on the TV, so just watch it just watch it then. Well done, thank you for listening and well done for spotting who Carl was trying to... And whatever girl, ask around, say come back terrible. Although I'm looking at Carl. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a very badly put together email. I just assumed it was a kid.

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Aren't we? Yeah. That song sounds good. Can I just say before we play a record that we've had an email from Dickie Anderson? Dickers! Oh, Dickster Anderson! Oh, Dickster, you're Dickie Doe, oh yeah! If you're a new listener then you won't have come across Richard before, but... But he loves the show. He's a bit of big. And he loves the show. He's a bit of a bit of a tiou. their show, to offer ato you is he said, is it true that companies are now getting rid of hold music and are instead using your show to irritate their customers while they're

waiting on the phone? I don't know, we'll tcloom and XFM 104. Ricky DeVay, Steve Merchant, Carl Pilkinton. Do keep your suggestions coming in for roles that you'd like to see Carl playing in future editions of that quiz. This is the most popular coverage we've ever done. Has it got a name yet? Have we come up with a name? Uh, Holly wouldn't. Okay, brilliant. Well anyway, we've had some suggestions. Um, this is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is the th. This is the the th. This is the the the the the the the the the the the the the most is the most is the most is the most is the the the most is the most is the most is the most is the most is the most is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the teen. This is teen. This is teenage. This is teenage. This is teenage. This is teenage. This is teenage. teenage is teenage teenage teenage teenage teenage teenage is teenage teenage is teenage is teenage is teenage is the most. This is the name? Holly wouldn't. Okay brilliant. Well anyway we've had some

suggestions. Neil Wilson in Bedford, he suggested he'd like to see you Carl playing the role of Clyde the Monkey in every which way but lose. That'd be great. And also an excellent suggestion from League Ridley in Essex. The obvious role for you is of course Dustin Hoffman as Rain Man. I said that, didn't I? That's perfect. That'd be great. Just imagine going, okay you might remember, bet two for good, whether, yeah? Well, you've lost again, yeah. I'd be fantastic. I'm worried that you, I don't know, it's a bit of a stretch, Carl, can you play someone who's that clever? Yeah. I want to do Elephant Man. Okay. Why, what sort of ideas you got for elephant man? Well, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, that, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. That, thi, tho, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That, th. to, to, to, is, is just, to to to to to to to to to me, to to to me, to to to to to me, to to to to to that, Okay. Why, what sort of ideas you got for elephant man? Well, I don't know whether I'd be him or like the doctor.

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Yeah. Well, keep them going in. That's brilliant. So, uh... The competitions don't stop there, sadly. Yeah. Rockbusters. Oh, God.

Right. Right, how about right, we've got this other other thing, right, this other music thing. How about we make that part of it? How many competitions have you got? No, well this is what I'm thinking, right? Because we can, if you're not happy with rockbusters, if we add a little bit to it, and they love the bit I've added, then we can slowly fade out without knowing. That's it, do two it's the prizes. They're the prizes. Let's do the prizes. Let's speed this up because I'm dropping off now. It's either warm in here or this isn't the most

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And that's B T.T. B.T. That builder's a bit cute. Yeah. And the Australian picks two blocks E. And then what I'm going to do now is play some sound effects that make up a song and you've got to guess what the song is. Go on and the song is. Go on and just do it and then the shot. Here we go. Here we go. Sorry, I should just clarify the first two are band names or artist names but that's the title of the track that we want there.

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We got Gibbon on the horn. Jesse Madeen, this is a great track. Cole play clocks on XFM 104. Clen-Dohen, Steve Merchant and Carl Pilkington. Right, give me some monkey magic, Carl. Hang on, you better do the jingle, aren't you? Oh, oh! Chimpansy that! I like this one. What I've found is, uh, found out like a lot of monkeys' names, like that's

how I found out about Oliver. Yeah. What do you mean you found out a lot of monkeys names? Well there's a lot of monkeys out there and you think they're just called monkey and what have you but they're all given names, right? So this one that I found about, a bit a weird name anyway, it's actually called crap. It's a name. And so they're th th th th. T th. T th they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a lot. I that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a th. I. I've. I've that's a that's a that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that its name right and so it they're not born with those names it's not like their parents given those names you know they're just yeah yeah but this one right and it's called crap yeah yeah but do you know what it's famous for what crap yeah yeah no one is it involved with this show it's it the first monkey to have its name tattooed on its head. Yeah, again, I will say not by choice.

There is no way that a chimp would go down to Camden Lock and go, are you registered tattoist? I am yes, yeah, it's the cleanest, yeah. Okay, um... Can I look for your book? Can I look for something quite got gottick, um, I've, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, the, to, the, the to, to, to, to, to, the to, to, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have, it's the cleanest, yeah. Okay, um... Can I have a look for your book? I'm going to look for some quite gothic, but, um, I've like, you know, what's your name? Crap, oh, I'm not sure I can do that because you're not drunk, are you, I have another drink, I have another drink, I've had some, uh, I've had some um bongo, and that's all. talking about the first monkey to have its name tattooed on its head? What are you talking about, Carl? There's got to be more information. Don't tell me you're leaving it there. There's

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Not a monkey though? No, no, I know, but I just was looking at like info. The 5,000 year old fellow it was preserved in a glacier, that one. Yeah. Yeah. Do you find that more fascinating than the monkey? Well, I know that it's true. Yeah, it is true, but do you find it more fascinating? What, simply because it's true I find it more fascinating? I can't act on some... If someone, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, anything, if anything, anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, anything, if anything, anything, anything, anything, if anything, anything, if anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, if anything, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, th. I th. that, that's th. that, th. that, thi. th th that, that's that's that's that, that, that, that, that's true is more fascinating. But you see what I get from the monkey thing, you go, oh I wonder, I wonder if it was happy about that and... But you accept it straight away, you accept that that is true and interesting and I don't know what that is is. I mean to me it sounds like a bit of cruelty towards animals.

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I don't know where, I thought you'd sort of learnt a little bit, Carl, what is an interesting fact, and what might just be a mentalist online. Do you know what I mean? I thought you'd sort of learn a little bit, Carl, what is an interesting fact and what might just be a mentalist online? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what point we're making here? Why the truth is so much more... Even a little bit...

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depends well they ask you don't they what if they said what if they said right Carl what's the weirdest thing ever found in China I say every Chinese kid and they go right interesting too alright and what don't you see anymore what is he an old book they're doing not see an old fella eating a twitch yeah and they say um what if they asked you what they're a theyn't a they I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I their their they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their their their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they what what they're they're they're they're they asked you? What's across the road from you when you're washing up? Well, there's a few three things that you just want one of them? No, I want all three. You want all three? He was a Chinese kid dancing about in his underpants. Yeah. There was a bouncer, every night getting ready to go to work. And the third one, they are in superior race.

XFM, one of their own, let me blow your mind. XFM, 1004. Well, the'n't blow your mind. XFM, 1004. Well, moving on, moving on. Answers. N. Let's play Rockbusters. All right.

First one was the Australian picks two blokes. The initial was E. The answer there. Imminim. M&M. All right, the second one. That builder is a bit cute. The initials there were BT. That was Bonnie Tyler.

Sounds cleverly. And then we introduced a new bit to the show. That song sounds all right. These were the effects you heard. All right. All right. All the thanks. And that was Prodigy, smote my bitch up.

Who are you punching there? And could I just say no animal was harmed in the taping of that effect? There you go. All right, so have you got a winner? Yes, Rob Preston from Croydon, he has got all three correct, and he wins a special- A bag of shite. Exactly. So yeah so good luck, enjoy that Rob. If you can, sell it. Record and tape exchange and 40 minutes of receiving it time. That's one good album that he likes. Bob didn't on the tracks for all this bag of shipe, please.

Should we play a record? Absolutely. Can I just ask now, what are we thinking with rock busters? Are we sticking with this? Because I really thought we'd cancelled it. What about that format we've just done where there's like two? This is another off-air discussion I think. Well. I just feel the listener should be able to contribute. They do. They phone in and say the show's rubbish, move on. Can we experiment on Carl? I'm a doctor. Yes. Yeah. I would like to tattoo on Carl. Yeah. Oh dear. Have you got any tattoos? Have you ever thought about that? Any kind of piercings? Don't like the idea. Don't mess, don't mess with your body and that. He doesn't like the human body. He's scared of it. But I told you, you don't know about me, uncle, the tattoo stand, we've talked about that, haven't we? Yeah, he's got loads. And I think now he sort of, you know,

looks in the mirror and think, oh, whatever done. Yeah. But then again, so do you? I was telling Ricky before about someone who had a tattoo.'re not going to tell us it? Again, I'm hoping it's not true because it's from Carl, but it's pretty disgusting. But, unfortunately, because there's no paranormal or animals acting like humans involved, I think it might be true. It's a fellow who kept his dad's tattoo. Yeah, he just sort of when his dad passed away he got the skin off and put it in a frame. Who'd you ask to ask the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their th. He's th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, that that that that that that that that that that that that that. It's, it's, that. It's, it's th. Who'd you ask to do that? Oh man a life. Uh, Ash's to Ash's dust sweet. Before we, Beret, you don't... Before we come, and I've got a Stanley knife. Do you do any other services? Like what, my son? I'll just, just pop, pop some of them in a jar for me? I'm sorry? How do you, I mean, that is... I mean, that is... I mean, I mean, that is... I that is... I that is... I that is... I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and I, and, and, I, I, and, and I, and I, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, b. B. B. B. B. I, b. I, b. I, ba, ba, I, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, bary, bary, bary, th. B. B. I, th. I, that, th. B. I, that,... I bought this clip frame from IKEA. Yeah. Yeah. You could just slip that between there. 499. Yeah. Um, that is a man who's probably appalled by the idea of tattoos, earrings, things like that. I imagine he's quite an old school, Jen. He's never sort of said. I've said anything but... Uh, he that the ear. that the ta. their ta. thr- th th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the that that that the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I the. I th. I ta. I tap. I tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. ta. ta. tape. I the. I the. I th. I's th. I have noticed. My mom would have said what have you done that for? Our kid had a tattoo and an earring. Sorry, is this the one that took, had borrowed a tank from the army to go and get a packet of fads?

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Yeah, yeah. I forgot to bring in a song for the ladies this week, so I thought I'd play a song for people who enjoy the work of Deep Purple. That's Deep Purple. Bye. It's Deep Purple. Bye.