The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S2E6 (September 28, 2002)

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

Series two of the podcast began on 28 February 2006. It consisted of 6 episodes with the final one released on 4 April 2006. The series saw the return of Karl's Diary and Rockbusters. A new (though short-lived; it was only presented in the first episode) feature was also introduced in order to replace Pilkington's "Monkey News", called "Real Monkey News", where Gervais attempts to present facts about chimpanzees which are factual and scientific.With the start of series two, the formerly free Ricky Gervais Show shifted to a pay model – and as a result the show is now classified as an audiobook. It is available through Audible and the iTunes Store with individual episodes. The reason for this addition, according to Ricky on the podcast, is because The Guardian agreed to pay for the bandwidth for 12 episodes, and any more extra episodes would have to be paid for out of their personal finances.

That's an envy on XFM 104.9. I'm looking to that. He's with me Steve Merchant. Absolutely, yeah, hello. That clan you heard there, isn't Carl? No. Carl's away. It's Sturgis. Claire Sturgis is here. You'll know her from the Claire Sturges show, but we know her from our early days on XFM and, you know, we're a good friend. It's sort of like old times, isn't it? the old old had a little surprise birthday present. What's the story with this, Claire? Because I don't know. Well, I, you know, I came in on Monday, expecting to see his little smiley face as usual, and it's always not here.

What do you mean? What do you mean? He's a girl, he's surprised, he, likes the crabs. Yes. I thought he was bored of the Caribbean, I thought he didn't enjoy it last time. No he loved it, didn't he? No, I don't think he did enjoy the crabs. He didn't like. He's been travelling and he? I know, yeah. He didn't like to like to their flies the size of matchboxes. Of course. And uh, and midgets in the kitchen. No, I don't th th th he-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he th th thin's th th no, no, no, no, no. No. He didn't th no. He didn't th no. No. He didn't th. He didn't he. He didn't he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he he. He he he. He he he. He's he. He's he he. He's he he. He's he he. He's he. He's he. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he, he didn't he, he didn't he, he didn't he, he didn't he, he didn't he, he was midgets. He wasn't saying anything bad, he said that there are lots of midgets in there. Lots of midgets in the kitchen. And I thought it was, he's gone away to some sort of like theme holiday. Yeah, yeah, but yeah. But this is I think Grand Canaria all the Canares or whatever it's. And how old is he 30? Is he 30? 30? 30 last week? Oh so was that's your birthday? Was a birthday? Is that's a birthdayale us with Claire because obviously Kyle provides a lot on this show. Hold on we could do white van Claire white van Claire yeah have you are you know are you know you're a little bit you know? A little bit simple that's fine. I always on the fence. I always on the the the the they's the opinion really on the the the week's the they. Okay. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the fence. Oh why? Well don't see on the design. He's the worst thing there was, she's saying I'm a little bit like, you know, liberal

or what I decided. I was like, I didn't know, I thought I'm a little bit, what, coaketap? I don't know. Who knows? Anything could be possible? But the other thing is with Carl? We didn't know, the other, the other, the their, this is it, I mean, he looks quite intelligent. What is it? I mean, we might discover. I don't think we've probed you enough. We don't know what, you know, your views are on a lot of thing. You haven't braved me enough actually. But we don't know what your views are, you know? That's what I'm saying. We don't know why you're been practicing to Semen Gates. Smitz. Cemetery Gates. It's a lovely tune, lovely song. There's one bit that worries me about it.

It's sort of like a teacher warning. He goes, you must contrive pros and poems and the words should be your own. Don't play the word-I'm going to to tryn' the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so much the words, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much. S' their, so much. S' their, so much. Serm. Sermermermermermermermermermermermermermermermermermermermermermermermerm-s, so much, so much, so much, so much, soo, soo, soo, soo, soo, soo, soo, soo, soo, soo, soo, soo, tho, tho, tho, so, tho, so, it's tho, so, it's a tho, soo, it's a tho, soo, it's tho, soo, soo, soo, soo,take on loan. It's like, why are you telling the staff for? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like a lot of people that are going, thanks, Marce. Yeah, that's not mine, that's Wordsworth. I'm gonna write my own. Yeah, yeah. It's weird, isn't it? Queen is dead though. One of thing about bad. Bad, yeah. Well I was watching, I was watching

VH1 classic smooth last night and I love it. Shahday always on. You can always get a love a bit of Shaday. But Foreigner we're on. Oh yeah. I was waiting. Yeah. And well I can't remember which tune it was but the album I noticed it came from, classy album title, A Jean Provocature. Oh, it makes my skin crawl. From the album, A Jean Provocator. I imagine there's a band called Agen Provaceture and they're from Wigan. It's a girl singer, she's 35 in a tight dress. And it's four bloke with ponytails.

Yeah, exactly, yeah, doing covers. Yeah, yeah, exactly yeah. It's when they remember. They play a wedding they go, we're not doing a wedding again. There was people, there was cake, being trodden and there was kids. Children were just sliding across the parket four. They weren't listening to the music. Yeah, well we've got a gig at the marquee. Yeah, it's endless, endless, guess, they's endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, they's, they's, the, they's, their, they's, their, their, their, their, their, they's, they's, their, their, they's, they's, they's, they's, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, they, their, their, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, Ah, I don't know if your bands Arjean Provocateur or Agent Provocator. Have you ever been in a band? Yeah, called I don't know one of them. Because it's not, I don't know what that title says.

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What's the telephone number, Claire? It's a 0870-801-234. Or you can email Ricky. Ricky dot-Javez at XFM.K.K. Worst album titles ever. like Chris Moyles. It is in it. Exactly. We've got the big fat guys on the tele you know. It's kind of cheeky sidekick. Comedy Dave. You're almost as funny as Moyles. Finger frost one day. Right Sturgeon, she brought in a record haven't you? What are going to play? What's the thing about? Do you know what like a bootleg is? Oh what you're what you're talking about? Do you know what like a boot like like like like like like like like like like like like a like a the like a boot like a boot like a boot like a boot like a boot like a boot like a boot like a boot like a boot like a b. Do like a b. Do like a b. Do like a b. Do like a b. Do like a b. Do like a b. Do like a b. Do like a b. Do like a b. Do like a b. Do like a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. like a the. Do, like a the. Do, like a the. Do, like a the. Do, like a the. Do, like a the. Do, like a th. Do, like, like a th. Do, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like a the the on white label. Yeah, go on. Okay. Well, no, this is quite a good one that Ian Baker bought in the other day. It's a bit of Drey, a bit of Snoop Dock, mixed in with Crowded House. I thought you'd love it. Hold on. The J. the juke. The juke. The juxta. The j-d. The-T. The j-D. T-D. T-D. T-D. T-D. The-D. T-D. The-p-a. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. I's. I's. I's. I's. T. T. I's. T. T. I's. T. T. I's. I's. I's. I'-I. I'-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's-a. I's. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's-a. I's-a. I'''-a. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I've-I. I've-a. I've-I. I've-a. I've-a. I've-a. I've-a. I've-a. I've-a. I've-a. I've-a. I, Crowdhouse, I love that. Enjoyable. That works for me, Steve, what is it?

No, it was nice. Well she started off all right, should we give her one more go? I think a round of applause for Clessie? Yeah, that's brilliant. No, that's excellent that. I love that. Rick, yeah, the phone, yeah. Paul came from on line one and Sturgis missed it. Carl would never have missed that. He knows how valuable they are. I'm sorry. That was probably someone with an amusing album title. I know I did get one, Steve. Do you want to hear it? Yeah, go on. Okay. It's from

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to me. That's fine. So we need a new gimmick now. I'll tell you what, uh, I'll tell you know, you know, you got something, wait, wait, wait, you know when you go out, you take an umbrella out, right? You leave the ice, you got the umbrella, right? You got the umbrella, right? And it's a really sunny day, and then you come out, and you go, oh, I wish I'd bothered with that because it's in the way. But then, right, isn't it? We've all been there. We've all been there. So if you've got like funny, weird observation and things that happen like that. Yeah, stuff like that about umbrellas or any kind of sort of accessory or hats.

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I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, I've had shed loads of it home. I don't know when you've got to throw it away. They don't tell you how long you've got to keep it for? Sixth of January. Yeah, keeping it after that is bad luck. I'm getting confused again, aren't I? No, what it was, I don't know which myth to believe in. Right, stop it, let's go back the banana splits! Now you confuse me. Flegal's the one with the big teeth and the goggles. Right. Snork is the one with basically, to be honest, I think it's an elephant. Okay. I think they've

pretended they've made up an animal. There's so many people listening who don't know who the banana splits are. The balala splits. Right. Snork, Flegal, Drooper. Who was the other one? If you can remember the name of it, what's the number? Because I didn't want to know this. This is what radios for. When I can't think of something, they tell me. It's 0870-Droper, 12-2204.

Bingo! Nice, well done, don't bother calling. That particular tragedy or that has been avoided. Bingo. I don't know, the moment's part. There was one that's sewn up eyes. Drooper, I think, their one,, pink. Oh, I can't be bothered. No, really? I think we can play that new one by pink. Because it's sort of like, why?

Because it's too poppy. They just won't allow pink on XFM. They what? They what? They're what? Wait a minute. That's red. I also get the new Justin Timberlake single. And I say what? Ricky, you're going to have to nip down that way with Foxy

because we haven't got it up here. Really? Yeah. I'm here love to. Can't you call someone at Capitol Radio? Can't you call some? Now what's that one by busted? That's what I go to school for? Well, play a record and we've discussed this pink thing. Do you want a bit of cat? Oh, Cat Stevens. Yeah, Cat's Bullet 4.

It's just Sitting. It's lovely. Piano and everything, isn't it? Oh, this was the tune we were originally going to use as the theme music for TVs The Office. That's not a good. Just play it. Just because it hasn't got the S Club juniors. What do you think? Pink is all right.

Just because it hasn't got the credibility of like new punk and new metal, it's a good tune. It's all right, don't know. We've never been snobby. We've never worried about credibility, have we? Hearsay? They're all down there. I can go and get them. I'll tell you what, if you're going to do that, if that, if that, if you're going that, if you're going that, if you're going that, if that, if that, if you're going that, if that, if that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm that, I'm that, I, I'm that, I, I, I'm that, I'm th. I'm th. th. tho, I, I, I th. th. th. th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin, thi. thi. thi. thi. th thi. thi. thi. thi. th thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tha, tha, tha, I'm just going to play adverts from now on. Can you play some adverts? Supergrass. Grace on XFM. 104.9. I've been forgetting to say that. Yes. It's all gone to pot.

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Is that what they said? And how did he solve it? He worked out clues for callings and stuff? No, he used to leave the building. He didn't just sit there and play records and then try and guess. That's great. Give us a call on the usual number if you've got any idea who murdered. No it's Snitch Hour. That had a letter here.

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And I'm sure these listeners would have happily accepted it. Unless it was, they knew it was pink and the phone lines have gone crazy. We had upwards of two calls. I'll tell you this, we, and they've not, they've not enjoyed it. Why do we do this show? We don't need to do this show. Because you love us. We could be on radio one. Oh, I'm an alive. We could be on radio two, probably.

I don't know, Virgin, I think, called once. Some of they're thinking. Some of they're thinking. I can see what they're thinking. What do they want then? Well yes. Okay, what's the phone number again? You know what people like, I know, do you ever, I never understand who phones are really, who tries, it took us like two hours to fail to get through the Chris Moyles. People phone radio, can you please play, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what they's, what they's, what they, what they, what they, what they, what they, what they, what they, what they, what they's, what, what they's, what they's, what, what they's, what they's, what, what they's, what they's, what, what they's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're Strokes? You just buy it or you'll have the album. Why have you got here on the radio? What difference does that mean? Some guy talks at the end and the beginning of it, partially ruins the song.

I can't understand who's up for a request. We're really alienating our listeners, aren't we? We're going, we don't care got that to fall back on. I'll tell you what it is, Rick, arrogance. Lazyness. When you've got a hit TV show in your hand and you've won the awards and you're doing, and you're making the kind of money that you are at those massive corporate gigs, yeah, where they're paying your thousands or pounds to then? I'm afraid I don't, Claire. No. No, we carved it up early on that Steve would not be making the sort of money that I would. Yes. And he shook on that.

That was written contractually. Yeah. So I think that... So you did shake on that? Oh yes. And it would be horrible to go back. I don't think he realized quite the difference. Yeah. But the huge success. I don't think he'd th th he he he he he he he he th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that would would would would would would would would would would th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. think he'd want me to Welsh on it. I don't think he'd be happy with himself if I gave him any idea. I couldn't live with myself if you gave me some of that care. Well, what should we play then? What should we play some? Can we just save it by playing the strokes? Oh, thank you. Oh, thank the listener.

Oh, than. Electric softbraid, same way every day. Is that what you want? Is that what you want? Do you mean me or the listener? The listener? Sure. What? So they didn't like... So they want good music they, so they want good music, Rick? What are you thinking? So they didn't like, so they want good music, Rick? What are you thinking?, they've won't me up now, they want good music, they won't right, so I will do a little deal with them. Okay. I will play them a fantastic piece of music as long as they promise to turn the stereo up to number 10. Wee, yeah, yeah, what about the neighbors? What about the neighbors? What about the neighbors? What? What about? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? the neighbors? they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, we, we're, we're, we, we, we're, we're, we're, we, we, we, we, we, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, th. We're, I, I, I, I, th. We? th. th. they, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. We'll, th. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'llthink they'll annoy the neighbours? Steve, maybe I want them to annoy the neighbours. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Rick, you know what that was? What? It's the sound of the rulebook being torn up. Yes! Yeah, yeah. You think I'm playing with fire? It sounds like it. Maybe I like getting burned. Right, this is a great piece of music by one of the greatest bands ever, okay, it's one of their best songs. Yeah, that's true.

It is long. It's a lot tune. What, what? You can't, you don't want eight minutes of the hoax. You don't want eight minutes of cracking. Yeah, listen to this. No seriously, turn the radio up. That makes up for pink, does it? Oh man alive.

It's amazing track. It's incredible. It's textbook rock and roll. But that, when I was growing up, I had two favorite lyrics for time and one of them's meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Yeah, it's fantastic. And the other one was, it's on America's tortured brow that Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow. Nice. Do you know that is? Nice. Who? Who? Phone in this would be a competition. What should we give away? What should?

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I'm just one of the most incredible. name banter what kind of a person are you? No they'd rather have Carl's a name banter. Don't big you roll up. I just had a phone call from a very nice girl saying where's Carl I said well you know he's back next week what's wrong with me she don't know you're lovely Claire should but Carl comes the other two down. Sure really we can just see if someone's on the phone is anyone yeah what we're gonna give him we're gonna give him we're gonna give I'm really going to. Well, take the name, right, right? Anyone there? Hello? Oh, I've got to put my headphones on. Oh, hang on. Oh, can you see? What was the lyrics?

Stay there, please. All right, it's on America's tortured brow that Mickey Mouse. Life on Mars, David, it's easy as that. He's the name. What's your're getting some. We're giving them an office CD and that's some. We can't keep doing that, Rick. We've got nothing else. They don't give us anything, do that? They don't, oh, oh. It's a wonder we get into the building.

No one's around on. No one's it was a competition. That was like real radio. It was like real radio. Now we've got to play David Bower, haven't we? That's what they do. Oh, don't know. Rit, you're going to have a heart attack.

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Headmaster of Fame Academy. Oh, is he? Yeah. Okay, let's play a record now because you have to light down. You're just getting so worked on the together. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I can tell them when there's an excitement and sweat, beads of sweat run down in bed. We started off so badly, we had nothing but then I did a competition, gave away some things. You've got an email that really annoyed you, haven't you? Well we can talk about that. We've got a em about that, we're that. that's, we're going so well now, aren't we? What about a bit of Beck? A lovely bit of Beck, just show everything out, just form everything out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, relax. Okay, there you are, he's gone. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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A million to one. But it's a million to one. Yeah, still they come. There's a million to one on you, we should have put that on we didn't. You didn't tell me, you should have known what to find us. We could have sped it a little bit. I could have probably got him up to a minute and a half. Gork, now you're here, we're never going to get good darts. Oh Gorgue! The chances of that quash drink haven't they again? You could have snuck there. He could have had snow and flown back and then made enough. You know that fella? We come for that drink

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Can you dedicate that to everyone who was queu and to talk to Zoe Ball. They came in did he? Was just recently? Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to mention her name. She works in the office, Charlotte, when he walked by her desk, which you have to do when he come to the studio, she didn't actually meet him, shake his hands or make eye contact, but she actually cried because he was in her vicinity. Really? She actually burst into tears when he walked by. Isn't that... Rick, I like me when you do that. So, you know, you've got something in common. No, there's something in common with their belly. Yeah, but they, yeah, but they, uh, if they whimper and weep, when you're in, you know, it's sort of like... It's a lot more screeching, is it? Yeah, yeah. Tell them about that emo you just got that. Right, I got to tell the, uh, I nearly said

the fans! People who happened to be listening to XFM waiting for the person after us. Who's on next? Natasha. With the football show. Right. Um, Steve was genuinely annoyed. I laughed, right. Sieve was genuinely annoyed. I laughed, right. Steve was rudeness or people insulted him from a distance. How much I can find it? Oh what was it? Are you got to find it? Well, hang on. This is good radio as well, the sound of a mouse clicking in the distance.

I just keep talking. I just keep talking. What was Scooby-Doo all about? Talking dark isn't it? Ah, what was that, Lucky Races? I don't know if, I don't know, wait a minute, so why did they run the cavemen if they, I've got it, right? Okay, this is an email, this is an email that was sent through.

This is my feeling, I think if you're going to email an insult, you've got at least be clear what the insult is. You can't make me do the work. You can't make me try and guess or figure out. It's like sending someone hate mail and have to pay postage. Yeah, exactly. You go on. You're making, yeah, I'm making, yeah, and I've seen, yeah.

Yeah, the postman's... I should do 25 feet before we had your letter bomb. Go on. It says, uh, Metchent. It opens with Metchant. Who are you call sad? Exclamation mark. At least my mother still don't cut my hair. Mechant, who are you call sad? At least my mother still don't cut my hair. Is it an an anagram? I don't know. I feel like it's been translated from the French. Yeah, yeah. It's a Japanese fella who hates it. And he's got a Japanese

English dictionary. It's just literal. So how does he know your mom cuts your hair then? Have you said you've never said that on their have you? It's not true to me. Can't you? I think your hair looks really nice? I've known you've their you. Have you. Have you. Have you. Have you. Have th. Have th. Have th. Have th. Do it. Do it. Do it's th. Do it's th. Do it's th. Do it's th. Do it's th. Do it's th. Do it's th. Do. Do. Do. Do. I to say. I've the th. Yeah. I've to say. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the. It's the. It's the the the the the the the the the the the to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm t. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tue to they. Can I just say I think your hair looks really nicely? I've known you for about five years now and it's lovely. I laugh I laughed at you needing someone to say it looks fine yeah it looks good. It does look good it looks good he's got a little bit of product on it as? Yeah as maybe I have maybe I have a little bit hair maybe Gavin had his fingers all over it yesterday yeah I have my hair cut by Gavin of West Hamstown. Is it what it's called Gavin? Obviously he works in. Is it Gavin he works in the mother? Do you use that fudge stuff? Sorry is that? No no. I use. I use a form of clay, a molding clay. Gavin recommended it and I've been very happy so far.

I'm not. Rick what do you use? I don't. Don't't. I just thought, well that's obvious. But now I just sort of like comb it back and whatever it falls really. Yeah. But um. You had more questions about Gavin? Yeah, no. I was up to see and Gavin yesterday. Just having a haircut. There's no nothing untoward. And I was, and I thought I popped past Habitat. There's a habitat and it's quite a trendy kind of, a designer, furniture shop or whatever and I'll pop it in there I thought I'll pick up the sort of brochure the catalog. There was a big stack of the new catalog. You're a stand by the prices you're gonna tell me aren't you? No I'll tell you what I was about walking out with the guy the guy went, hey where are you going with the hair? It's a great looking at to Argos I can get as many as I want for free I go crazy in Argos I can get them little woods to the mail order people that send it to my home yeah I got to pay two quid for me if there

were some ladies draped over the kind of finding cabinets I'd be interested I I pay two quid. You know what did you say that you didn't say I can go down to Argus and get as many as I like what did you say? Yeah I did I said well what are you talking about this is like what you're talking about this is why am I that's weird charging for a catalog just to tell me what I might want to buy it's sort of their calling card it's like paying for it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it go into the shop. Yeah. That's a good idea. It's a good idea. I mean, because it's good to just walk around and browse. So, I'd pay a quid to walk around a really good shop.

Yeah, but I'll tell you this, the, yeah, if Habitat maybe, yeah, if you'd tell comes off the thing if you don't buy anything you've you've paid a pound stop wasting their time it's an incentive to buy I wouldn't like it sure I wouldn't go in there I think it's a terrible idea well anyway that's that's what should we play that was a sideways look at the world the world of high street shop yeah I think you should but play the award-winning Ms. Dynamite. Yeah, she's cracking. Yeah. Miss Dynamite? Good that, isn't it?

It's cracking. Yeah, it's very good. Yeah, Mercury award-winning. Absolutely. Well done. Yeah, good luck to her. I messed about it. I want in the streets. But she did a very good second choice and, you know,

wish all the luck in the world. I'm looking at your hair. It's not bad, is it? And you've bigged it up, so you're quite, so I assume you didn't go to a barber, you've got, this is actually a problem. This is Gavin of West Hogan. Okay, I'm going to ask you now, right? And I'm not going to take the mickety-a-a'-n't even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even even the-I even thi. Even thi. Even thi. Even thi. Even thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I' thi. I'm the thi. I've thi. I've the the the the the the the thi. I've the the thi. I thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've th th th th th th th th th th th th thi. I've th thi. I've thi. You've thi. You've thi. You more than the five then, isn't it? How much do you pay? Ricky Javais, for this haircut, I paid the princely son and I was proud of it, 22 notes. But, that's all right. But I went up to 24 because I was pleased with what I asked.

A little tip for him. Two quid tip. I'm going to give him Gavin, that is not free. Exactly. If that had been an Argus catalogue, then throw me out of it and insult. Look at the price. That two quid is yours. That two quid is yours. Would you prefer the money? What should we do?

Oh, um, we usually play a new one around this time. What new adverts have we got? You're plenty here. Oh, come on. Are you in any? No. Bavie drawn Boy. I imagine that starting a British film. Do you know what? I mean, they're jumping on a London bus and they're going around London.

Well, of course, the film about a boy, he did the soundtrack for. So if you were a little bit more up on films and stuff, you'd have already known that that idea's been done and you would have embarrassed yourself. And there wouldn't be egg on all our faces. But thanks very much. Sorry about that, I'm eating. I'm very messy, aren't I? What have you got, what have you got for me? Rick? I'm glad you've asked. Thanks for asking. This is from an album not one of his more famous, fulfilling this is first finale.

Yeah. This is a track called You Haven't Done Nothing. But Rick, here's a little quiz for you, a little pop quiz for you. There is a very famous backing vocal here. I mean they were famous in their own right but here they're doing backing vocals. I'd like you you you th you th you th you th you they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the theck theck the. I the. I the. I the. I tho' tho' tho' th. This is th. This is tho' the. This is the. This is the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. th. the. the. the. the. the. theer thei thei thei. theii. theii' thei' thei' thei' thei' thei' thei' thei there's an office DVD Wig in its way to you, Ricky, if you could spot who it is. Okay, the pressure is on. Oh, magnificent. Do you not do that? Excellent. Fantastic. Stevie Wonder, you haven't done nothing from fulfilling this's first finale. It's quite tricky that, the backing vocals, they're not particularly prominent, are there? I can't, and it, or it it it, or it, or it, or it, or it, or it, or it, or it, or it, or it, or it, or it, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the, the, the, the, the pressure, the pressure, the pressure, the pressure, the, the pressure, the, the, the pressure, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the pressure, the, the pressure, the, the pressure, the, the pressure, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the pressure, the, the, the pressure, the pressure, the pressure, the pressure, the pressure, the pressure, the, the pressure, the pressure, the, the, the pressure, the could be anyway, that's why I'll just go for someone that's a vocal group with it, I don't know. Is it obvious or is it? It's very obvious. What, it would be that they would back him? It's not obvious that they would back him, but it's obvious that I mean they are huge stars or they were huge stars. And what is it, what was it? What? And what was it? What, what? the 70s? It? It? It? It's? It's? It? It? Was? It? Was? Was? It? Was? It? Was? It? Was? It? It? Was? Was? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? It? It? It? Is? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It's? It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It? It. It? It? It's not the Jackson Five. It's the Jackson Five. Is it really?

There they are. Well, there you are, yeah. I mean that's how big Stevie was that you could ask the Jackson Five just to stroll in. There you go. Some fairly non-descript backing vocals. First album I ever got Jackson Five. Was it? Yeah. It was Did you rock to that? I imagine it did. I walked around to that. How old were you? What was 18? I was about, I suppose, I don't know, level or 12. And I had one tap. And I had a little cassette players when you had to press down playing, what's it? And I had one ta. And I had one tap. Well, one tape. One tape. One tape. One tape. One tape. One tape. One tape. One tape. One tape. One tape. One tape. One tape. One tap. One tap. One tap. One tap. One tap. One the the the tap. One one. One one. One one. One one. And one. And one. And one. And one they. And I was one one the one the one one the one one one one one one one one one one one one one. One one. One the one one. One one. One the one. One the one. One the. One the. And one. And one. And one. And one. And one. And one. And one. And one. And one. And one. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And I. And the. And the. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I was. And I one. And I was. And I one. And I one. And I one. And I one. I was. And I one. And I was. And the. And that was the only one you had for like, I imagine like a year or something.

Just like one tape, honestly playing. What was your first record purchase? It was a disco fever compilation. Well it actually called Disco fever and I got it because I loved, yes sir, I can be. What are you embarrassed about having your mobile on or what? Oh, oh, sorry. Sorry. Oh, sorry. Sorry it's my to my. Sorry, so it's. Sorry, it's. Sorry, it's. Sorry, it's. Sorry, it's. Sorry, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's my. It's my. It's my. It's my. It's my. It's my. It's my. It's my. It's my the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. What thi. thi. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. their their their their their their their turn the ringer off. Oh sorry. What is a disco fever compilation? Yeah, yeah featuring Baccara, yes sir I can boogie. Cracking. Yeah. And space float on I think which is what I want to what I want. Floor on. Yeah, that's one. It's the floaters. Yeah. Always made me laugh. Larry. My names. I don't know. Magic fly by space. Oh right. Do you remember that one? No? Oh? What? What? What? What? What? What? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? It? It. Oh? It. Oh? It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It is. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It Always made me laugh. Larry. My names. I don't know... Magic Fly by space. Oh right. Do you remember that one? No, I don't. No. I don't know if my first purchase is cool or not really because I suppose it seems like it was it was the greatest

tits of the stranglers. That is so cool. Are the stranglers. Oh, are the strangle is quite cool? That's scary because yeah I finished the fact. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. Do me. Do that. Do that. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do me. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do that one. Do that one. Do that one. Do the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that came out of thing. That's scary. The greatest of stranglers. Now I was never a Spanish fan. I think that's more to do with the fact that my parents didn't have any records in the house. I think they have the Jeff Love Orchestra plays big, war of theme tunes. They had one of those with top of the it, because that was released at time, the D'al'la, D'al'er, D'l-da'a, D'l-da, D'ah, D'l-da, d'ah. Oh, that was obviously, M'a'a'a'a'a'er. He was quite young, wasn't he? 18 million or something? He was a boy wonder? He was one wonder. He grew up.

He's like Ali Jones. He was alone by the time, he was 11. What a lot of people don't realize about Mozart was that he also in his spare time used to solve crimes. Yeah, that was why he was so. That was musicals. We've come full circle. We have to play you boys but we have got to squeeze one more song in for. What should we do? What should we have? What if we got there Claire? Well I've got this this one I want to play you. I want to be by the electric six. It better be good because if you end a show with it I mean we've had lots of phone

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Yeah. Yeah. Can we just quickly say. So you're on Parkinson's today, the today.