The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S3E4 (November 22, 2003)

Episode Date: September 4, 2022

During the hiatus, Pilkington signed on with Gervais and Merchant’s talent agent, and negotiated a deal with XFM to get Mondays off in exchange for continuing to do The Ricky Gervais Show on Saturdays. This was a frequent topic of contention during this run with Gervais repeatedly accusing Pilkington of being lazy for demanding an entire day off on exchange for doing 2-hours of work on Saturdays.This show began airing again in November 2003 and broadcast for 12 weeks until January 2004 when Gervais and Merchant went on hiatus to film series 1 of their new show, ‘’Extras’’.

Mollish Chambers Kings of Leon on XFM 104. I'm Ricky DeVayes with me Steve Merchant, Carl Pilkington and England the world champions again then. Oh, it's brilliant. It was amazing, wasn't it? See, I'm not a rugby man at all. I never watched rugby. I never watched rugby. I think the last time I think was when we won about 12 years ago whenever it was. And I got into it last week because I realized we were doing so well because I watch England win anything. Yeah, I don't care what?

In fact, I wasn't into war when I was little until I was little until I was little until I realize we were so bloody. We are really good at it. It's brilliant. But yeah, oh yeah, fantastic. That's it, that's all I've got, that's all I have today. It does, sometimes I watch it and it does, it does remind me of when I play rugby, because one of them will boot it down the field, then someone will catch it and boot it straight back again. Yeah. Which is essentially how you played rugby.

I was made to play rugby. And I don't think, I'd get ridouched the ball about 20 times in the two years it was compulsory. I was terrified. I was terrified. I can't, I'm a terrible batsman, I'm all right at bowling, but it seemed like the pastime for people I went to school was to injure you. Yes. It was funny to see someone get a cricket ball in the head. Absolutely, yeah. I never relaxed into rugby because the first day I was going to play it, my mom, I swear to go my mother said, you're playing rugby today,

you got the kit and everything, enjoy it. Be careful, there was a kid in my school who broke his neck. And I, see it so, yeah, thanks for that. See you took to go. So, yeah, no, no, no, no,etrified. One thing, broken neck, is that all, should you get better in a couple of days? Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Enjoy the game though. Yeah, no, it was. It was absolutely petrified from that day. So at least American football, you know, helmets. Yeah, but anyway, no, no injuries. But, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, th. Enjoy, the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. to. to. to. Enjoy, th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the th. Enjoy, th. Enjoy, th. Enjoy, th. Enjoy, tried to try to play it but it's awkward when you've got glasses. I don't know if something you didn't really play the glasses on.

Yeah quite of what I couldn't see anything could I? How else was I going to play? Oh my god and they... So you're bound to be cautious because inevitably you're a bit more cautious when you got glass next to your face person on the pitch as well? Yeah yeah I mean you were like when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when you were like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I was the the the the the the they. I I was you were the they. I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I everyone else was about five, two? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you were... Towering above them. And with glasses on. Just with the glasses. And you've got pretty cool glasses now. That's very much.

You've had a bit of a makeup. It's a bit of a makeup. I said, yeah. sort of bottle. Pretty much. Is it true? You've never been able to mosh at a concert. I try to mosh. I've always watched people stage dive in, moshing at concerts. I've always watched, that looks like brilliant. You know when they're, they ride above everyone's heads on someone's hands. So everyone's say, yeah. And I've always wanted to do that because I'm a big rock music fan. And the only time I did that I did th thage the th. I did the the th. I did th. I did th. I th. I the th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the th. I've always always always always always always always watched the the the only time I did mosh was it raging against the machine. I love the idea of a band called Rage Against the Machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm aimed at a man with glasses.

He wrote mush. Well, he was at the Reading Festival, and I think the Leetting, I forget his name, he went, um, can I just remind everyone that racism and fascism and fasc are on the rise in Europe again. Let's not let it happen. What did you do? And we all cheered, obviously. If there's one thing that guarantees a cheer at Reading Festival, it's dang with fascism. And what did they do about it after concert? Pretty much went back and... I didn't go to Europe then and try and stop. They didn't go to Europe then. I don't think they got involved politically in Europe. I think. Don't they they're don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't the. Don't they the. Don't they they they they they their. Don't their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I their. I their. Yeah. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I their th. I th. I the. I the. the. thea. thea. thea. the their the the their the their their the their the think sure but um I tried to mosh and I got got moshing and um glasses flew off and I went I went I remember because it was a real plane away you know I was just going careful I've just like I've dropped my glasses can we just be careful loads of

loads of kids in hoody tops, just going mental. And they're all jumping over time, can we just calm down for a second? Let's got me silly. Yeah. It was absurd. I had to kind of, you know, you know, scrabble around on the floor and thankfully they were okay and they didn't get broken. So what couldn't you do then?. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what glasses? I mean, it's like that you couldn't do anything.

It's a blur. Really? It's a blur, definitely. God. Yeah, it's like being kind of punched truckled. So yeah, you can't play sports when you've got glasses. But why not contact lenders? Because they're not strong enough?

No, I just, they seemed a bit fiddly. Ha ha! Brilliant! Bit of Lou Reed? Is that what you want? Yeah, Satellite of Love. Classic, a Retro Cut. Lowe Read, with a little help from David Bury there in the background. Satellite of Love on XFM 104.9. I'm Ricky Javes, with me Stephen Merchant and Carl Pilkington. Now Steve, you know how Carl won't do anything outside his jurisdiction and he moans about stuff. It's got one job, we're doing about five things

in the week. We just turn up and he's always available. He moans about, he goes, oh, lucky you caught me, right? He's chatting. He's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. It's just. It's just. It's just, it's one. It's one. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, it's their, he's their, he's their. their. their, we're their, we're their, we're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We. We. We. We right he's not he's chatting he's just when he's one of those people that wingers enough and people think he's overworked so he got Mondays off right he's just one a winger yeah well anyway two hours on a Saturday this is what the phone message he left me Wednesday on my mobile but just totalking about certain things that are going on at the moment. What he does did you know? Oh Duncan who mentions is my agent and you know you understand a few other things but this is the sort of message I get from Carl right? Winding. All right 7 plus 12 Wednesday. Um just gettingthose of people calling me all the time about shit. Yesterday DVD's signing for BBC London. I don't work there, but I've been dragged into that.

I've got a woman on leaving a message from Talk to R going on about, do you want to go and see Pop Idol again? All right? They're just saying, uh, you and some listeners can go. So I'm sure you'll love that. I've got Jim Benner wanting you to introduce the tin buckets at the Astoria. So can you just like let Duncan know that I'm doing his job while he's sat on his ass with his thumb firmly up his ass, can you let him know that I'm running around like a so shi' out for you.??? th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that's all all all all all all all all all all all all right. Alright. Alright. All all all all that that that tho tho thumb firmly up his ass and you let him know that I'm running around like a shit out for you all right see you later

I know I know but that's the kind of phone message he's leaving but but but but but he's even annoyed that he gets a phone call I remember he got a phone call for you to do a voiceover didn't pass on you missed a voiceover that was thousands of pounds no I did pass it on though I told you. I said someone had phoned. Yeah. That's not good enough. But who's that? Well she didn't say and I didn't ask but of course she said. She didn't say. Rubbish. So you didn't take the number down? She's when she went oh can you tell Steve to call me and you went yeah. Yeah well I just thought you'd know her already already already I'd know I'm th you're th you're th you're th you're th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the the' thin' tho that's thi' that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to say th. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. th. thin't the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. that's the. th Unbelievable. I don't know how he's gone back on me. You know what he was picking on it. Yeah, exactly. I'm saying. I'm defending. Why is he having to go at you? Because he's having to go at you on the phone? But he never picks on Ricky because he knows you are his bread and butter.

Seriously, you know, you know,'m a pushover, I'm a nice guy. He's scared of you, I can't believe, I don't know how it works. Is that true? I'm always sorting you out with tickets, I'll look after you, I'm not saying you're sorting out, tickets and lager out. What, what's it? I don't like to know and I'm busy and that, right? I've sorted you out tickets for gigs, right? What somebody doesn't even turn up to? Yeah, we won't even go on about that, right? Larger...

Sort of like the cure he complained it was boring. Yeah, it was that big drummer Larger that you had and you said, oh, put that in my room. It goes missing it gets nicked. Then you have a go out me because it got nicked. Yeah. I get you another one. You make me carry it around town for you for half now then you say I can't be both taken it home. Can you take it back to work for me? Yeah. But interestingly this is like a year so it's still still pressed on you. Oh, so you didn't want to give me the 50P back that you owed me? That was the same day he was giving him about 40 quids with a lager. But see, this is my point at the time.

It's not the 50P, in terms of money is not what it's important. The fact that you think you don't have to give, not you, it's only 50P, I'm not going to give it to you. You know what I mean? There's got to be rules, otherwise it's chaos, Carl. Come on, mate. All right? I don't want to fall out about it. No, it's not so. Should we kiss him make up? Do you want to do it?

Yeah. Yeah. R.A.M. and Animal. Animals would sing that. Animals would be. R.M. and their animals would be. R.M. and they're animals. What are you talking about it? Well, no. I'm just, I'm just thinking I wonder if I was on a video for Animals and the animal. What? On a DVD, an animal's DVD. Huh? What are you saying? I'm just, it's R-E-M there, it's just a good link. R-E-M-A-M-A-M-A-Nimals on a DVD would be, stand-ups out, buy it. H&V and Virgin. Well, no, I'm just saying you should plug you. No, it's funny. I'm not plugging it, it came up in, the animals from R.E.M. came up. Well, I don't think you should plug your DVD. Well, buy it now. It's a really good stand-up DVD. If you're going to buy anything, I mean, I also balance this out. If you're going the the the to, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I, I don't, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't that, I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't that's th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't know't that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, I don't the the the office series too because I get money for that. That's been on tele, animals, see, animals hasn't been on tell. The office has been on tell.

It's involved with it. But I don't get any money for the animals. No, no, that's what I mean. I get everything from animals. Whereas I've got to share the office with you and some of the other actors. Whereas I get the whole, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion, the lion's, the lion's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, their, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, um, is, um, is, is, um, the lion's share of animals, it's all mine you see. So by... I mean the truth of it is that it's not, I mean it's your stand-up and it's not great, it's a bit weak. A lot of the observations are quite poor. No, no, no, no, no. No, but you're a great actor. I'm rubbish in the office. One trick, I agree. animals, whole new side. Yeah. But frankly you've been doing 15 quid. You've been doing so much publicity on TV that you know if people have seen it all, they'll probably seen

all the best clips. I mean there's only a couple of decent gags. It's only really the dance and you can get that on a JPEG. Some other great stuff in there. Some other great stuff stuff in there. No, no. Phoenix nights is better. So by Phoenix nights. the the the the the the the the their. So, the their. So, the they's. So, they's. So, they's. So, they's. So, they's. So, they's. So, they's. So, they's. So, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're. So, they're they're they're they're they're they're they'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They'll. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They. They. They. So, they's. So, they's. So, they's. So, they's. I. So, they're. I. I. I. I. I'll. I'll. I'll probably. they're probably. the the the the the the the the the they're probably. We'll probably. I'll probably. I'll probably. So, they're probably. So, they're they're. So,'s that. You probably heard most of the standard observations on this show. So... Right. What have you got for us? Available in H&B? Go on. Well, I'm annoyed. Oh, office. I was walking away from the show last week. I was walking on as Berry Street. Like to look at the records and the records. And I was on my mobile phone and I was trying to wait to someone. And uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh I the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they're they they they're they're they they they're they're they're they they they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to to to to to to to Berry Street like to look at the records and that record were I was on my mobile phone and I was trying to wait to someone and what can only be described as a prostitute go on still on the street was a woman that gives you sex for money yes that is a prostitute yes that's what I thought go on and as I was walking by she said you want to buy sex you want to buy sex no no you sure it was not to you to you to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to their to their their was to their you to their you to their was to to to to to to their you to their their their their so so I was to to to to to to their so I was their so I was their so I was their so their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. I was they. I was th th the. I was thee. I was try. I was try. I was try. I was th. I was the. I was the. I was they. I was the they. I was the sure I was no market trader giving six plums or something. No, it was definitely.

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Yeah. And it's funny, right? Now we're on the topic. Sorry, Johnny Depp. Well, listen, but you know what you look like? I'm in a... I'm gonna... Seriously, can I be honest with you? You look like, you know if you've got like a balloon, a hot air balloon, right? Just a little balloon, like a party balloon?

If you drew a little face on it, right, and inflated it about half way, that's what you look like. Right, I won't. No, play a record. I don't want to get into this. Listen, now you've got onto this, let's just nip it in the bud now. I'll tell you something that I wasn't going to tell you because I think it was out of the whole of. Right? It was on the tube, right? Well, I was. Someone told me they were on the tube, right? And, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, let, the, let, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let's, let's, let's, the, let's just, the, the, they. Let's just, the, they. Let's just just just, the the the, the they. Let's just, they. Let's just, the they. Let's just, let's just the women saw the poster, that's out of the moment with you and Rick on it, right? So this woman apparently goes, oh look, there's Ricky. Ricky's on the radio, right? And the other woman goes, oh yeah, don't you listen to it? So she goes, oh I didn't know he was on the radio. And she goes, oh I didn saw his Steve. I saw it outside.

Because he didn't like he found this bad. She said, oh, look at that person he's with. So she goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She said, that's Steve. She said, I'm kind of, I was sort of aware that he looked odd because Carl mentioned it on the radio. So it wasn't as much as of a blow to me, but I can to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the mentions it on the radio. Yeah. So it wasn't as much as a blow to me, but I can see how it was a bit of a shock to you. Yeah. So that's weird, isn't me sort of telling this one to say anything. That was all happened without anybody else sort

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You don't need other friends, people who've helped you in your career. It's a good looking bloc. He's a good looking fella. Player Raffing. Out of time, luckily we're not out of time. Out of time, by blur luckily we're not out of time. I've got another hour and 25 to go. So it's not over yet on XFM 104. I'm Ricky Jabez with me, Steve Merchant and Carl Pilkington.

We've had quite a lot of emails as ever. I should just say because you know we're very lazy. We rarely reply or read out the emails. I should just say because you know we're very lazy. We're very lazy people and we rarely reply or read out the emails. But we do what... I never read the emails. So I rely, if I haven't replied to them or my mail, Steve opens my mail and reads my emails, so if I haven't passed on to you because I know you'll never reply. Sure. You know I'm just cutting out that. But I just want to say thanks for the emails. to all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the email. I. I to to to to to to to to the email. So. So. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so, so, so, so, so. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. So, so, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the to. I. I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the theto say thanks for the emails. We do read some of them and we do appreciate the fact people sending jokes. I appreciate it, I love it. But we've had them... I don't know to do anything towards it. Sure, we had an email from Jack. He just said he missed the last two weeks shows, as he missed anything? Not really. No. It's the

same stuff. I think Carl was having to go at Chinese, Chaged. aging well, he had a go out the gaze and he came up with a ludicrous story about a monkey that was impossible. So I don't think Jack's missed much. Go on. I've just had an email from the Pringles people. Oh they are, right, good, because it's finally, it's finally, the story about people getting, given cars, and Armani suits and trips abroad, and haven't had no but finally people are starting to you know realize what we're doing our impact on society and we've got a whole box of Pringle sent to us not on those little tubes the proper tubes

the footlong tubes so you know and I you know well what they said well the pringles they want them back noingles is, they're moreish, right? But how would I put it? You know the sort of thing, when I open them, and by that, I don't, when I pop, when I pop, when I pop, when I pop, I pop, I'm like... Well when I pop them open I can't stop eating them. Right, when you pop you can't stop. Yeah. I think that's because of the chemicals. I think that's like the chemicals. I think that like they're good chemicals. They're good chemicals. They're good chemicals. They're not bad chemicals. Lovely. So yes, I want some more pringles. Yes. I want some more pringles. It's. I want they. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that's. I that's. I th. I that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th of maybe sexy underwear you got to have Robbie Williams where he gets the Armani suits you get sent the crisps yeah yeah it's nice to be sent in

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Just stopped him making an house like that again. Fly me. That's bad, isn't it? Why did you take away his trowel? Then he could have seen that he couldn't have built a house without a trout. You can't build a house without a trowl. Yeah. I suppose he probably later thought that. Once he'd be nicknamed Ivan the Terrible.

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And, um... I love how you assimilate information when it's disbordering on the academic, or just the interesting and true. It's wonderful. Either the terrible, Gow someone's eyes out, built him an house, the fellow who painted that ceiling at a woman work for him. Imagine if you wrote that that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in a that in a the the the who painted that ceiling had a woman work for him. Imagine if you wrote that down in an essay. Imagine if you wrote that in a school essay.

Well you'd probably end up with not getting a grade or... Yeah, or thinking you've turned up to more than you had. Anyway, go on. The woman who lived in a shoe, go on. There was this woman who lived with him, and she used to like, you know, go out and do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th and do and do th and do th and do all the shopping and that yeah but because she couldn't read all right he used have to draw everything that he wanted why can you just tell her I don't know no no wait that's an excellent point could she talk yeah but if it's a big list and that loads of of different coloured paints and stuff.

But why can she draw on a piece of paper? Why did he have to do? Because he's a better drawer, aren't he? That's the point. That's it. We were just looking for the logic of the story. You've found it. He's done it, player record. He's the Smiths on XFM 104.9 I'm looking to baves with me Steve Mergent

and Carl Pilkington. Carl over to you. This is the time where we play, well the world famous quiz isn't it? Rockbuster, yeah. Which is Blackbusters but with music. Yeah. Which is the, uh, the time, the time where we play, well the world's name quiz isn't it? Rockbusters, yeah. Which is, Blackbusters but with music. See a leader. That's a cryptic clues and that. Do you want to say? Not really cryptic, but go on.

We've got a number of DVDs. We've got a bunch of CDs here and also Ricky Gervais's live stand-up DVD. Animal, brilliant, which is not good at all. I really would not encourage people to buy that. It is, well, weak observations poorly performed. I would recommend the Office Series 2 on DVD. That's still available. I'm awful in that. You can actually see me forgetting some of my lines.

That's true. Go on. Right then. Just an example, might be new, I reckon people will be staying in today because it's raining and that, so might not have heard it before. So like... Or they have and they're not listening. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, whatever. Oh, good. You gave up on that, did you? Well, give us an example of the sort of thing. That, that, that long. I'm a broadcaster. Yeah. Words are my tool. Go on. All right, forget that. Come on, Baldie. Three, three clues then. Here's the first one. It's a band or an artist. Yeah. Right. I'm going to the northeast. What are you going there for? Good point. good question. Right? Yeah, I think it would mean why you're going to the northwest, that's a different matter. Going to the northeast, what are you going there for? Right? S is the initial, so it's a band

or an artist who's, it starts with an S and that's the clue, right? Second one. Oh yeah, she's related to the man in the lamp. Right? That's G. Right? She's related. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the north going going going going going going going the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th going going going going going going going tho. tho. tho. thoooooooo. North west thea. North west thea. thea. thea going the north the north-no. the north the north the man in the lamp. Right? That's G. Right? She's related to the man in the lamp. And the third one is, the Jamaican fella would love to live there, but it's a little bit pricey. Oh God, I feel an accent coming on. That's one way you're going to have to think about it with the accent. I imagine. D-S, D-S for that one, right? So the Jamaican fellow would love to live there, but you know, a bit dear and that's a bit pricey. So, uh... So, give me some a game quickly.

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Yes or no? I do not believe so. Well, then there's Jet, so roll over DJ and XFM 104. Who are you? Rickie Joveys, who are you? Steve Mowrch? Is that little bald, mannank, winging, twoat over there? Yeah, sure. All right? Oh, go on.

As you know, there's always junk lying around in this studio and not all of it is rockmusters prizes. No. And there's, I'll just be, I'll just be, so am I just, some is the playlist. Yeah, exactly. And I was just flipping through an old copy of the Guardian Guide from last week, the little listings thing. And you know, I don't know if people might have seen it, we did a, there was a documentary on this week about the transfer of British sitcoms to America.

And we did an interview for that because I'm remaking the show over in the States. I'm just flicking thrown, I noticed a little write-up about it here. And it says it says it says it says says says says says says says says says says says says says says, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's a, there's, there's there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there's there, there's there's there, there, there's there's there, there's there's there, there's there's there's there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a documentary, there's a documentary, there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a documentary, there's a there's a documentary, there's a documentary, there's a little, there's a documentary, there's a documentary, there, there's a documentary, there, it says, we don't care if David Brent becomes a woman, verbal Steve Merchant, eyes bulging with imagined riches. I'm like, no, my eyes bulge normally. That's not me being greedy. That's just me. You know that thing I did on it when I sort of like rub the fingers together and do that stupid Brent, people try to seriously. I know, I know. Yeah, it's extraordinary. Oh, that some some some some some some some some some some some some. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not. th. th. th. th. th. that's not. that's not. that's, I's, I's, I's, I'm. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. that. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a th. It's a th. It's not. It's a th. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's th. It's not. It's not. It's th. It's th. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's Yeah. It's extraordinary. Oh, some people got it, but I think it was something the paper next day said,

Jervais's mannerisms could have been transferred as dollar signs. Well, I was really psychastically. I was doing it like that. I was pretending that I just cared about the money. Yeah. So, irony, you see, people say Americans don't get irony. Most people here don't their irony. That's why they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi. they they thi. thi. thi. thi. they're thi. thiole. thiole. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. I. That's why they think this show's rubbish. Yeah, I know. We fold them. We led the last laugh we think it's really good. Carl, come on. That was, let's have some news, let's do some proper radio. All the news comes from to the news, does it? the news. All of the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, let's, let, let, let, let, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, the, their, their, we're, we're, we're, we're, we's, we's, we. the, we. the, we. the, we. the, we. the, we. the, we. the, we. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We...................... We, all, all, all, all, all, all. We. All. All. We. All. the, all. the, all. the, all. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.'s coming up for two and here is the news with Carl Pilkington. Well like I said it's just just headlines and that I don't bother reading on if I like the headlines. No point. And it's all from Man and over not from a newspaper or not. It's not made up or anything. No okay then. Let's see let's see. Okay. These are real news headlines. Okay the real. Well. T they they they are real they are real they are real they are real they are real they are real they are real they're. they're. they're. the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their their their. their. their. their the their. their their their their their their the headlines. their. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. the headlines. here is the news with Carl Pilkington. BONG. Man hidden wardrobe to avoid work.

Yeah, good. All right. Teenager gets stuck in washing machine. Bong. Bushman has two right feet. Bong. Cow hit by train lands on farmer's wife. That is the real news to you, isn't it?

That's brilliant. Oh, I was just thinking the cow flying through the air and the wife's going, oh no. Oh dear. Dutch man has two right feet? Yeah, isn't it having some operation or something and, uh... What they have? They put the wrong foot on him? It's has two right feet? Yeah, he's having some operation or something and... What, they have, they put the wrong foot on him? He's got two right feet or something. Well maybe it was only a right foot that was available. Good dancer.

Yeah. Oh dear. Well, in real news, I followed that thing with, uh, it was that fellow that got into the palace when Bush was there. Right, an undercover journalist. Yeah. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I they they they they they they they, I they, I they they're they're th. they're they're th. tha, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the thing with, it was that fellow that got into the palace when Bush was there. Right, an undercover journalist. Yeah. I mean, it would have been a problem if he was a terrorist, but it's sort of like, and as at the palace said, you know, all our tests are to expose terrorists, not journalists. Yeah. I just think it was no big deal really. I think it was much more bigger deal for journalists than the the journalists, the journalists, thia thia thia thia thia thi, well, well, well, well, well, well, thi, well, well, well, thi, thi, well, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the journalists, thi, their, well, the journalists, their, the journalists, the journalists, well, well, the journalists, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, they. Yeah, I was, I was, I was, I'm thooooooooooooooooooooooomomorrow, their, thooomo, thi, big deal really. Yeah. It was much more bigger deal for the journalists than anyone else. Well okay, all the journalists in the world can pop up. As long as no terrorists get in, we're all right. Exactly.

Yeah. A bloat just got through a terrorist, no, an ice cream seller. That's all right. It was like the waiting home and think it's Baz Bamingboyne from the Daily Mail. I think that's Gary Bushall. That's fine. That's fine, don't worry about it. Yeah. But it's just he, all he did wrong though was just lied on his CV.

But I think he did, but everyone lies on their CV. Of course. Of course, everyone gets their own CV. I don't think I was at Eudu and I was an events manager I applied for a job at Radio 1 for events manager didn't even get an interview yeah so I just stopped the CB like I just you know the one knock back and that was exactly yeah so you've lied on your CV have you called yeah loads yeah it's just um it's like some little written yeah no yeah love on come on there's a job going

at Granada in fact this isn't even lying and I still didn't get the job right but but well you don't get a job just because you don't lie it's not have you lied now you got the job no but they actually loads of stuff don't me that you that you think well that's got nothing to do with the job I don't know why you're you the the the tho th you're th you're th you're th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that's that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's got that's got that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho. tho. I that's Qualifications, things like that, yeah. Yeah. But, well it was languages. Yeah. Right? What did it say?

It just said, you know, put your name, put your address, languages, right? And, um. Oh yeah. And I just, what, you don't speak any other languages, yeah? Well, I just put English quite good. You didn't th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that that that that that that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th Suzanne. I think you told me this before. Did you really put English quite good? Yeah, honestly God. Didn't get, didn't it hear that?

Well you know what they meant now? You know what the, you know what your error was, don't you? Uh, are you fluent in French, German, Chinese? Yeah, but I don't they don't use loads loads the the the the th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that English that that tho tho th. Did you th th th th. Did you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that English that English that English that English that English that English that English that English tho that, that, to put to put that, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that, to that, that, that, that, Chinese? Yeah, but I didn't want them to think I've got loads of big words and that. Do you mean? Well, I don't use loads of big words and stuff. No, they meant do you speak any other languages, Carl, not the ones your native language. They assume that you can speak, it's because you're filling out a form. Yeah.

Oh, it's like language. They assume you can speak thathey probably think it was English. And to put quite good when you are English, English is your first language, yeah, I'm quite good at it. I see your point now. It's true though, isn't it? Yeah! I'm not sure quite good is accurate. No, poor. English, poor. A week. Do you didn't get the interview now. What did Suzanne say when you told you put that? She just laughed.

It was too late, it was too late to do anything. That was rare. Do you talk about it? She's off today. Is it all right? Oh, she's at home today. But it's probably all right now, isn't it well nice not today. You're scared of the way aren't you? No, I mean I don't want to... What? Oh you've learned your lesson that you know you can't talk about people like that and because it upsets them? Well plus I can't do it all now because we're doing Pulp Fiction later

and it sort of involves the red so... So... Brilliant! So there's me thinking that you're being considerate or worried about the deal with... He don't want to use up the material until later. Play record. Travis, beautiful occupation. What's the best job you've ever had still, Carl? Talk about occupations. Is it still the paper round? that's ridiculous. that's the best job you've ever had still, Carl? Is it still the paper round? That's ridiculous.

No, it was good though. If you look at it, like, you know what I liked about it, you're your own boss. No, you're not, you're not your boss. No, the blooms is your boss. No, the blooms is your boss. All right. But then once you get out and you've got your papers and that, you're sort, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you're, you, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're the the the their, you're their, you're their, you're, you're their their, you're th. You, you're their their, you're their, you're their their th, you're their th, you're th, you're their their their their, you're their, you're their, you're, you're their, you're their, you're their, like, you're their, like, you're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, you're th. th. th. th. thi, you're thi, you're thi, like, you're thoo, tho-a. thoan, thoan, like, you're their thoan, like, you're their their that, you're their that, like, you're on your own. Do you want as long as you live in the papers exactly to the places he said you are in the time he said? Yeah. It's a freedom isn't it? Any jobs you wouldn't do? Uh, I just thought of one that you wouldn't do with your sort of mild homophobia? Well I'm not? Proctologist. What's that? Basically sticking your finger at other people's? Right, well, why does anyone need that doing? Well, that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? to to that? to to to to to to to to to to tho? Any thi? Any tho? Any tho? Any thoom jobs? Any thoom any jobs? Any jobs? Any jobs? Any jobs? Any jobs? Any thoes? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? Any? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A? A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. to do that? Why have you got to do that? Well why does anyone need that doing? Does they got a look if they've got a assack or something? Which trainee doctor makes that their speciality? Do you know what I mean? That must be, right, we got a place for a judge, and it's you came last. Oh seriously what I'm not the ass doctor I won't. Yeah you came last. Oh I'm a bun a bun GP I can't believe this. Yeah that must be it

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to get in right but as he was climbing up his trousers and pants fell down he sle down he slid the the thirt the the thirt the the the the the the th th th th th th thigh thigh the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thooooo their their their their their their, right? And he started climbing up the drain pipe to get in, right? But as he was climbing up, his trousers and pants fell down. He slipped and fell and the sauce bottle went up his ass. And the orderly said, this story would be somewhat believable if Safeway sold their sauce bottles with condoms already attached. That's like a game of Kaponk. So he put, I love it, he put a condom on it. I wonder if that was so he didn't want to get an infection from it or he wanted to use it on his chips later. So why is not one? Talking of arse. Yeah. Rockbusters.

We should give those clues again because we're not getting many right responses. So let's give them once more. Do you know what I think? Because the mentalists out there get his clues and they're rubbish. So I think this clue must be so way off that it's something wrong. Do you know what a pun is, don't you? You can't change the word. You can't have, oh, he's bald and he rides a bike. Who's that? Bicycle Stipe? That doesn't count.

It's got to be Michael Stipe, for it to be correct. It's got to be Michael Stipe, yeah? All right? Well, we've got most of that we've got two right. So, let's hear the clues again. First one was, I'm going to the northeast. What are you going there for? S. It's a band to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the thiiiii. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiole Michael in thi. thi. the thiolk. Michael thiolk. Michael thi. Michael thi. Michael thi. Michael thi. Michael the thi Michael the the thi Michael thi Michael thi. Michael th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the Michael the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thea. Michael thia. Michael thea. Michael thia''a'a'ea'ea'ea'ea'ea. Michael thi. Michael the northeast. What are you going there for? S. It's a band or an artist that starts with S. Right? And going to the northeast. What are you going there for? Second one. She's related to the man in the lamp. Right? That's G. Band or an artist. The last one. The Jamaican fellow would love to live there. It's a bit price. D S. D-S.

D-S. emailing or texting. Ricky Dr. Jovey's at XFM. Co. tho-K. Or on the text, 83 XFM. All right? Dylan's of course playing in London this week. Yeah. Good luck to him. It's a classic. You must leave no... Bob Dylan, it's all over now Baby Blue from 1960-something. A bit of triviour for you, Steve. That is the last record we ever played on the old XFM before we were fired.

I bet that was a moving moment for about eight people. I just thought of summer. You know that that thing we did about, they said that we just cared about the money selling it to America? Yeah. If we cared about money, yeah. Would we be here now? Do you know what I mean? I think this proves that we don't do things for the money? Jesus. All right Carl? A couple of emails. Munky mat? I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I th. I just. I th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just. I just. I just., Carl. Couple of emails. Monkey Matt, he emailed us. Who? I'm that, yeah, go on. He says, uh, he's all right. He says, uh, Carl's missed a cracking headline from the sport.

Hide and Seek champion found dead in cupboard. That's good. I hope it's real. Just looking through some of the news stories that Carl did make it into Carl's News Roundup. Yeah. Bong. This one you might be interested in. Headline, woman says partner ran off to become vampire. And it says a young mother says her partner has dumped her to become a vampire. Rebecca Roberts from Somerset says Matthew Barrett fell for a blood-worshipping woman in a US cult. The 23-year-old mother says he began shaving all his body hair, dressed in black and used Rebecca's lipstick to redden his eyes. Rebecca caught him performing weird blood

rituals in front of his computer at night, cutting himself to prove commitment. She said, I thought it was just a hobby. Everyone's got a right to one. I was pleased he'd found an interest. Brilliant. This is apparently from the son. Apparently he's left, he's gone to America, he's living in this this this this this this this this Ohio, this Ohio, this Ohio, this Ohio, this Ohio, this Ohio, this Ohio, th. th. He's the th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the their, he's been the their, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's. He's. He's. He's, he's. He's. He's, he's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. t. t. t. t. t. t. He's. He's he's gone to America, he's living in this Ohio-based cult. But it's the last bit where she's been asked whether or not if he came back, would she take him back? And this is where I wonder if the journalist, you know how journalist is supposed to just report the news, be objective. I wonder if maybe the journalist here has maybe had some interference. Made the quote better for them. Because it says, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, possibly, the, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the, the, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the quote, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. He. He's, th. He's, th. He's. He's, th. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. th. He's. th. He's. the. the. their. the. the. th. it says, I never thought this would take over his life. Now, if he came back, I'd say fangs but no fangs. Oh dear! I can't relieve. Imagine you're the woman, Rick. And I've come around. I'm the journalist. And I've come and I've come and I've said,

okay, I've read about this. All I have to do is not say that thing. You've come, you've come, I understand you obviously quite upset, you know what's gone off. If he came back, would you take him back? Definitely not. Right, what would you say to him when he came back? Just get lost. Right, but I'm really pissed off with you. I know, I'm really pissed off with you. Would you perhaps say something a bit more. Pithy.

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G. It's A and A, well the A, the N and the S, but that's about it. Would you agree it sounds marginally similar? Uh, yeah. Is it possible you might one day say fangs but no fangs? I wouldn't know. Right. I could put that thing, this is the thing, just if you ever read an article in the sign of the mirror anything, do not believe it, really seriously question and query it because... If it ends with fangs, no fangs.

If it ends with a pun, most certainly they never said it. Yeah. Feeder. You know what? I'm annoyed at now, right? We've got another ad break coming up. How many ad breaks are we had in this show? I know. Carl? How many ad breaks are we had in this show? It's only about three an hour, three or four an hour. So I've got three minutes. So 20 minutes is wasted on shite. I mean apart from the stuff we talk about. Well, it's funny you should say that because someone said to me me me me the the the the the th me the the the th me th me th me the th me th me th me th me th me th me th th the the the the the the the tho tho tho tho thoom tho tho tho thoom' that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. the. I the an tho. I tho. I'm thoooo. I'm thoooo' tho' tho' tho' tho' thoo' tho' thooo' tho. I tho. I mean apart from the stuff we talk about. It's funny you should say that because someone said to me last week that they felt that there were more adverts now on the show than they used to be. Oh they're more adverts. I think just checking some of the emails I think that's because people are requesting

them. They find the more entertaining than what we're giving them. No, no, can't we though? Why can't we have less? Why have we got so many? Is it... What happens that? Oh, well no, you can't listen to radio in every, after every record. It's bad enough trying to keep me listening with the rubbish we come out with. Well, we've got rockbusters here, let's get them back. Ha'n't you know? Come on then. Right, has anyone got all three? No. No, right, okay, so there's something I'm going to be I'm going to ban Rockbusters. Okay, go on and what are the clues again? Tell me the answers.

Give us the ones that they did get. All right, well they did get. Um, she's related to the man in the lamp. What's that? That was Gene. Geno. That was genesis. Genesis. T. That was Gene. That was Gene. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. Gene. Gene. That was. Gene. That was. Gene. That was. Gene. Gene. That was. Gene. That was. That was. That was. Gene. That was. Gene. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. Gene. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. G. That was. That was. G. Gene. Gene. Gene. That was. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. Gene. Gene. G. Gene. Gene. G. Gene. G. G. G. G. genie, Genesis, Genesis, they got that one. No, no, no, what's the band's name? Genesis. Genesis. the band name, Genesis. Genesis. Right, okay. I don't get it, because Genie is nothing like that.

Well, they did. So don't worry about it. Stop worrying about that, right? The third one was, the Jamaican fella would love to live there. Go on. But it's a little bit pricey. Go on. Right? What was the initial? D-S? Deer Streets? What? It's a Deer Streets? to live on? Deer Streets? Oh yeah, I don't have no them. They're a band? That's Dier Streets. No, it's not Diestrates! No, it's not! No! No! It's! It's. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. D. It's. D. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the initial. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's not diastrates! It's not diastrates, dear streets. The Jamaican fella. Go ahead, go on, make it sound like that. Like, deer streets. Deer streets. Do it again? No, it's still not. Keep going. I haven't got it yet. Go on. Yeah, the streets.

They got that one as well, so. All right, well, let's hear the one they're saying diastrates? Right. Diostreates. It's not the same! The first one they struggle with was, um, I'm going to the northeast. What are you going there for? Well, you say struggled with, no one got this. No one got it. People didn't even attempt it.

Okay, the northeast. I'm going to the northeast. What? I'm going to the northeast. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, seal oh so seal what seal what's that what's that got to do with the north though seal so seal so I'd say it so I'd say it okay that's the end of rockbusters I'm not really the end of rockbusters i can't really the end of rock buster i can't really we even boy back Rick right i'm serious that's the end of go go on i'd love to hear some i'd to hear to say say say say say say say say say say say I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'd the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd say say I'd say I'd say I'd to say I'd to say I'd to say I'd that's that's that's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they to say say say say say say say I I I I I I I I'd I'd they they they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd the they'd they'd the they'd they'd they'd to say I'd to go go go go to to to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'd they'd the end of rockbusters. I can't really we even boy about Rick. Right? I'm serious, that's the end of rockbusters. Can I thrown? I'd love to hear some adverts now instead of that.

So would I say, that is, that adverts are better than that. I'm just saying Laura's. I'm a lot of you. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. We're all in love on XFM, 104. Sorry about Rockwusters. That's the end of it, definitely. Because it's, it was dreadful. Do you know what I mean, Steve? It's quite funny, but that was, that was awful. I mean, we've apologized for that quiz so many times.

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All right. All right. Is that going to be a question after this? Yeah. Like that. All right. A girlfriend came in here earlier. I had a haircoat.

I'm not happy with it. Look at the state of that. Well, don't laugh. Don't laugh. I I I mean I don't want to cause any fuss but just just want you to sort out. I'm afraid I can't do that. Well you can do that because it looks a mess. Look my friend this is just where you and I differ. Well, you've got to do something because look at it. When she came through the front door at home I thought Dave Illy that Slade had walked in.

Funny how I was thinking to cause any problems or anything. She hasn't even seen it properly yet. She sort of had it cut and came straight home and didn't look at it. Suzanne, just look in that mirror. Look what they've done to your head. God damn it, what is it? What do you mean, what is it's not a problem? Look at the state of her air? Suzanne? You don't! You don't know! We're not going to do anything stupid, are we? th. I'm the manager here. There's no problem. What do you mean it's not a problem? Look at the state of her air. Be calm, cooperate, and this will all be over in a minute. I'm not going home. Well, we're not going anywhere until we sort your air out. I'm not walking home with you,

with your air like that. It's embarrassing, so let's just get it. You die. No, forget haven't it died. Just get rid of... die. No, forget having it die, just get it caught. Colour's not a problem, just saw it out, just get rid of... Let's see what we can do. Right, good. Look at it, look at the state of it. I'm trying real hard. Suzanne, just keep your head still there so we can... Just hang in there, baby, you're doing great. I'm proud of you. Just saw that bit out there. Just cut that. My barber says I've got the hair of a china man. Have funny about that? Is it serious or what? Freaking me out? If my answer is frightening, you should cease asking scary questions.

It's almost over. There you go. No, it's not brilliant. We'll have to do, that's not brilliant, we'll have to buy her a hat on the way home. Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Do you think Suzanne's listening? It's all right, isn't it? I like the fact that in that she's represented with a sort of dimwit southern accent. Yeah. Your girlfriend, so I'm sure we've appreciated that. It's nice, yeah, it was a nice. I don't know what kind of copyright infringements.

Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, the question is, what did I say is odd about my hair? Odd about your hair? Yeah. Oh well, yeah. Fans of the show will know that already, I'm sure. Yeah, so email in, Ricky Docachevase, I'm not good at UK. Or, yeah, just email actually.

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Not bad. Not bad. I tell you what, he's also made a good effort. Stephen Gunning of Toothing. He's correctly identified that Carl's hair is like. Or it was. Yeah. Many other people have been made in saying how can we know what your hair is like because you are a bold mank tweak. So people are quite... Is our language okay on this

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remember what you told me. A chain letter? What? Just you mean chain like the that. thi. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thi. thi. thin, thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thin, thin, thin, thin, thin thin thin thin thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' that's that's that, that, that, th. It's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thin. That's thin. That's thin. That's thin. That's thin, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, it struck me when we were listening to his phone call to you at the very beginning of the show, I don't know if you might miss that, but basically it was a message that Carla for Ricky. But about halfway through that message, there was the feeling, I don't know, if you notice, but like the word started to fall apart it. It was like, Jones. You might not make it to the other side. I know yeah. Anyway we've had a few laughs and we've had a few insults. Yeah so we're try and sort out some else as opposed to rockwester's next week. Less adverts I think. Ideally. What else? Better chat, better music, better presenters? No, come on. They can't read a monkey news. Was it? Oh, is their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah........................................................................................................................................... music, better presenters. No, come on.

They got rid of monkey news. Was it, oh, is there a monkey news? Now it's gone on this week. Don't talk, there must be some monkey news. It's not like it's real news. You tell us stories about chimp from the 18th century. It's not, don't give me nothing happened. Don't give you at the internet? Did look. And there's no news, nothing happened. There was one little bit of monkey news about how you can now buy tea that's been picked by little chimps because it tastes good. That's what they're saying. Right, why does it taste good? What do they do to it? I don't know. It just annoyed me. Is it those jimps from the PG-TIF that? Well that's that's not the thing. Are they dressed up having funny conversations like that's the thing, everyone made a fuss about, you know, that's cruel making them pick a piano up. Yeah. If I was a chimp I know what job I'd prefer, do you know what I mean? Do you know what I'm doing?

I probably thought that was a true. I that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that that that that was a documentary that was a that was a that was a documentary that was a that was a that was a that was a documentary that that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary that was a documentary. there, a trailer for a channel 4 programme! I'll be back next week. I've got a little treat for them. Right, that winner of the DVD, watch the behind the scenes footage because you see Carl's little round head. So they're enjoying that. Who won that by the way? We're giving that away, haven't we?

Yeah, we forget it was. Don't bother watching the rest of stand stand stand stand the stand stand stand the stand the stand the stand the stand the stand the stand the stand the stand the stand the the stand the the the the the the the the the the the the 't bother watching the rest of the stand-up though, it's a bit poor. Leave you with 50 cents out fit. Fiddy, I'll call it in Fiddy. Fiddy. Fiddy. Fiddy. Fiddy. Fiddy.