The Ringer NFL Show - Power Ranking Sleeper Fantasy MVPs, Fantasy Court, and One-Second Song Challenge Part III

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

00:00 Start of show 1:25 The Mariners lose to the Blue Jays in the ALCS 4:21 Monday Night Football Recap 9:31 Power Hour: Fantasy Stars No One is Talking About 12:19 Michael Pittman 14:28 Jaylen Warren 16:37 Keenan Allen 19:00 Josh Jacobs 21:18 Deebo Samuel 24:42 James Cook 28:22 Kyren Williams 31:39 Dak Prescott 33:55 Christian McCaffrey 36:25 D’Andre Swift 38:59 Dallas Goedert 44:13 Ringer Fantasy League Update 46:52 Fantasy Court 1:03:29 One-Second Song Challenge Check out the 2025 Ringer Fantasy Football Rankings: https://fantasyfootball.theringer.com/ Email us! [e-mail] The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. This episode is brought to you by American Eagle. Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck Producers: Kai Grady, Carlos Chiriboga, and Ronak Nair Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the Ringer Fantasy Football Show. My name is Danny Hypedes, and I'm joined live in person again in Los Angeles by Danny Kelly and Craig Quirlebe. We're still here. We're still here. Never left. Today, it is power hour because every Wednesday we power rank something. And this week we are power ranking the players nobody is talking about, a.k. the players we probably haven't talked about enough ourselves,

a.k.k.a. The Steven Glansberg, because no one wants to be Stephen Glansberg. That's right. The Glansberg MVP. Yeah. The guys who deserve some love, you know? Not sitting there eating tapioca pudding by themselves, you know? No, we've been talking about Jonathan Taylor too much.

It's time to get into some other people. So we also went on Bill Simmons's podcast today, and we did a giant draft of a bunch of different categories. Well, yesterday from when people are listening. Oh, good point. Okay, so they already listened to it. Tuesday night. Right.

There you go. So it already, so, well, then they've already listened to it, and then they know already. So we are going to go through power hour. Just reminder, our rankings, fantasy football, dothemeter.com. Come out Thursdays. Update those Sundays.

Email to ringer fantasy football. Gmail. For trivia questions. fantasy courts all that jazz emails for there and just all the other things we ask about with that said we're going to go ahead and dive into i think before we have to do power ranking unfortunately we have to admit dk i know you didn't want to talk about this one i'm sorry the mariners lost in game seven and the a lcs yeah did that make you feel good or bad bad okay made me feel bad explain um the merrars are the only team in the major league baseball

uh to never have made the world series so that made me feel bad because they almost did that. They were winning 3 to 1 late in the game, gave up a three-run, three-run, to spring. Guy with one knee. Yeah. So that was brutal. Yeah, their bullpen kind of blew it there.

So that was a bummer. But yeah, overall, really fun season. Reignited my love of the Mariners, truly. So I'm honestly just really excited for the next season. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good sign. You guys had a great season.

You can go into next season, hopeful, ready to go. There's a lot of invigorated. players on the team, Big Dumpur. Big dump. Who hit a dinger in that game last night. Yeah, he did. I'm genuinely, like, really sorry. Thank you. It reminded me a lot of the lions who've never made a Super Bowl when they lost to the

Niners and they, like, they should have won. And Dan Campbell's, I don't know. It's well, the whole Dan Campbell thing is like, oh, well, probably never have another chance to get that close. But, you know, that's not necessarily. As I started telling that story, I realized that was how it ended. Yeah, but no, but that's what everyone's thinking. That's the quiet part out loud is like, what if we never get back to that point,

but like, whatever. That's not something I'm worried about right now. What's nice is if the Dodgers just boat race Toronto, then you could say, we would have won. At least you have that. Here's a way to cope is, and I remember this because the Sonics made the finals back in the day, and that was really fun. But then they got just worked by the Bulls. That was like the peak era of Jordan. I think they won the first three games.

And then the Sonics managed to make it a little bit respectable by winning two, I think, but or maybe it was two or one. I can't remember. But my cope is I have really good memories of this postseason run. Maybe it's better than I'm not, you know, if they get. If they got swept in the World Series, that would fucking sound. The cope in the moment was funny. We were in the theater and we had the Seahawks Texans Monday football game up side by side with the Mariners. And frankly, I didn't tell you this, but I tried to have Carlos record you for your sadness the same way.

My sadness was captured for the Giants Broncos to see. It is funnier. It is funnier when I'm upset than you. It's not when you're upset, it's just kind of sad. Life is a stage for Hyphitz He knew how to perform His main character Under the bright lights

Yeah I wasn't that upset DK was just kind of like Quietly watching the game And they lost and he was like Well, okay Well no no No what happened was he immediately turned to the Seahawks game And was like

Why didn't they get that first down? Come on, like the actual immediate Like his mind ran to like I took my anger out on the Seahawks You immediately were like can we switch the audio To the football game please I don't need to watch Eight seconds

Bouget celebrate Like, that's fine. Eight seconds after who was the, I forget that the two hitters, no, the lead-off guy, Julio struck out on the dirt.

Nine seconds later, you were screaming at San Donald. And I was like, it's just a life of the Seattle fan. Which, let's just talk about that game. I know it's out of order. Seahawks, beat the Texans.

They did. It looks great. JSN look phenomenal. I mean, they're super clean. Yeah. No problems in that game whatsoever. No. They didn't look terrible at time.

The Seahawks turned the ball over four times. They were, they had like 10 plus penalties. It was a really ugly, ugly game. And I still never felt like they were going to lose. No, they dominated the game. Yeah. It did feel like they were trying to give it away about seven different times. They had four turnovers in the final three quarters and that doesn't include a block kick. And there was the whole debacle in the end zone when the, oh my God.

Got the fumble and the ball went into the end zone and the guy. Ridiculously lucky for Houston. Crazy. Yeah. And then I mean, so again, I mean, both the defense is amazing. I said this a bill show, but I think that there are three teams that have a great defensive line integrate secondary and the Texans and Carks are two of them, but also the Texans defense was abominable. I'm sorry, the Texans offense was abominable and is pathetic. But there are also 22 penalties in this game. Like every, it just wasn't just an ugly game, went on forever. No one on the East coast was watching. It was, it got over at 1 a.m. Eastern. It's terrible. Donald was determined. Oh, yeah, and that, yeah, starting at 10 o'clock Eastern. Honestly, he didn't miss anything.

Donald was determined to let the Texans come back and he didn't. But overall, I tried, tried again and again, but the Texans refused. Or too incompetent. Kind of an ugly Monday night. It was tough to watch because Texan Seahawks, it was self-inflicted wounds, and then the Bucks of Lions game was like, Lions won 24 to 9. And then like Mike Evans had one of the scarier, like, I mean, he broke. So it seems like he broke his collarbone and out for the season, but got knocked out on

the play too, which was just horrifying. He walked off the field with his eyes closed, which I don't know if I've ever seen before. He was very clearly messed up. Woozy days. It was all through the shoulder. The Tyree Kill reaction to the injury, but the exact opposite. Like Tyree Kill was all laughs and smiles and the whole time with his leg. And Mike Evans was what you think it looks like.

Yeah. The Bucks looked, I mean, even outside of the Evans injury, the Bucks looked rattled the entire night. Baker couldn't get anything going. The lions are blitzing the shit of them and getting pressure. And the lions continue outside of that week one loss to the Packers. I mean, I can't think of a quicker reversal where since that week, the Packers have looked incredibly mediocre. and the Lions have looked like a fucking juggernaut in the innocent. I mean, do you remember we were talking about how critical it was that the Lions had lost

all their coaching staff in the offseason? Seven coaches. In that week one, it was like, oh, God, this really does matter. And then, you know, obviously they've completely buried that storyline since. We should probably say John Morton's name more. Yeah, no. I mean, who's the offensive coordinator for the Lions who replaced Ben Johnson. His name is John Moore.

His name is John Morton of Morton's Steakhouse. I don't believe that's right. But he's been, I mean, to be. honest, if somebody just told me that Ben Johnson was still calling plays for the Lions, I wouldn't have thought otherwise. Yeah, Craig, this is what John Morton looks like, just so you know. Yeah. It's got a go tee. Yeah. In this picture. He looks like an offensive football coach. He looks like a guru. Yeah. Which is what he is what he is doing and what Campbell is doing after a seven coach Exodus. They look fantastic. I... And their defense is injured as hell too.

Again, they're doing the same thing they did last year. This is... Hold on, hold on, hold on. I just had a realization. The same one, hold on. I just had a realization. The same one, way the Lions defense last year had 14 guys and the injury reserve and it was insane and now they're all hurt again. We need to remember this next year for the Ravens. The Ravens don't have the level of season any injuries the Lions had because they everyone on IR but it's worth remembering that when

one side of the ball is destroyed which happens to a team every year. The next year those players are all recovering from injury and therefore like more likely to get hurt and I kind of think that's not necessarily obviously medically just saying that we don't factor in year after the year after on defense no but like when it

happens to everybody at the same time. Like next year we got to remember the Ravens defense. I'm like, oh, they're healthy this year. I'm like the team where everyone is rehabbing. Right. And it, but that's the lines this year where it's like, oh, how is that happening again? I'm like, it's related. Yeah.

Like, you know what I mean? It's related to last year. So there's secondary is destroyed. I'm a little upset for the line Super Bowl hopes, but I kind of still think the the Lions could be the one seed. But I just don't know. Like, they're out of cornerbacks earlier than I can remember a team being out. Like there are teams that have been down to the dregs.

But the Lions, are they are about to get to the halfway mark. And I feel like are already like replenishing practice squad cornerbacks like on their third try. You know what I mean? Yeah. I also want to shout out. Before we do the Glansberg MVP,

this guy's not on this list, but because he's probably too famous and too good. But I do think he hasn't been discussed a whole lot. Is Amonra St. Brown. Oh my God. Who is just like every year, he's kind of like Keenan Allen type production, but even a level above that where every year he's just a guy you should draft who's

great. He's the wide receiver two in fantasy. He's just a monster every single year. I think he should be your pickin for the first run every year. We talked ourselves in circles of reasons to not take him just fifth. And he probably could have just been the fifth pick. I think he is the best combo of high ceiling, high floor at wide receiver probably. Yeah, I totally agree.

Okay, so we're going to get to power hour here. And again, Craig, will you just remind people what Glansberg is? you know the people who unfortunately you know when you're in high school middle school there's the guy in the corner eating tapioca pudding alone sometimes you need to sit down and talk to them

say hello get to know them a little bit and there's 10 guys on this list today who right now are sitting alone in the corner and you know what they're doing great this year eating alone like there's Stephen fucking Glanxberg yeah so I the real Steven Glansberg went on to be a lawyer he's having a great career

in life. Which, by the way, he still come on the show. Like, that's like actually him in the movie. He went on to have a great life. Steven, if you're listening, like, you can come on the show whatever. He's very busy. We've contacted.

Yeah, he's an attorney. He's crushing it. He's the most successful. I have anybody who went to that high school. It was funny because I remember going back and forth with him. It's from Super Bad. And I remember going back and forth to him when he came up this like years ago. And I was like, he was like, what time do you record?

And we were like, I don't know. We said like, two o'clock. He's like, during the day? He's like, I'm a lawyer. And you're like, yeah. Also, what am I supposed to talk about? No, he, they pay you guys to do that? Crazy.

Is that a job? Anyway, podcast. So we should have him, he should be our fantasy court correspondent. Oh, Glansburg. Now we're talking, actually. So we talk a lot about football. We're at four episodes a week. And yet there are still some guys like that are Glantzbergs that we just haven't talked

about enough. And sometimes just look at the leaderboard and you're like, damn. Yeah. That guy's really high. We haven't, and that's what this episode is. It's just giving a little. love to players who are just playing. No. Great.

And yeah, we're new power hour style. So we're going to, every two minutes you're going to hear this sound. Ooh. Oh, it hits different lines. It does. You feel the bass. It's not quite the gong, but that also brings me

some real interface. In the Spotify studio, they know audio here. Yeah. I got something going on. It's like I can hear it here and hear. Surround sound. Oh, is that what it's called? It's amazing.

Oh, because you're, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. So I power rank them. And I power ranked them in terms of how little I think we've talked and thought about this player. Okay. And I didn't even really do it relative to how good they are. I just did it by like in my head I sorted by how we really spoken about this guy on our show or even just in private. Yep.

Okay. So you could move that guy back to where he was before then because we were talking before the show. I was like, he needs to be lower in this ranking. But we'll figure it out. It'll be all right. We'll figure it out. No, that one's going to be last because you told me to put him loud. I was like, okay.

If anybody has an issue with, like, I can't do it. I can't copy and paste. I'm, it's too much work. It's fine. You're fucking fine. I'll do it right now. Command Z. No, I'm doing it right.

No, fine. I'll just do the whole. No, it's going to script. No, I actually change my line. It's too hard. Okay. Okay. Starting with number one.

The number one guy I just don't think we have talked about or thought about at all for months and months. Michael Pittman, the receiver for the Indianapolis. Who? It's funny for how much airtime the cults have had. Jonathan Taylor, Daniel Jones, Tyler, and like everyone's getting left.

Shane Steichen, Michael Pittman quietly been amazing this year. No one's mentioned his name once. I think we have talked about Josh Downs and Alec Pierce for sure than Michael Pittman. Adi Mitchell fumbled that ball at the goal line.

He's got more airtime than Michael Pitton Nelson. Bernardi, we've talked about the fucking Braden, I'm forgetting the right tackle's name. Braden Smith. Braden Smith more than Michael Pittman. Michael Pittman was...

Halfley? I don't think I've mentioned his name once. Yeah, well, you don't listen to anything I say. Yeah, that's true. But the right tax... So Michael Pittman, it would be funny if we went out of a tangent of other players.

staring Michael Pittman. You know who's funny? Yeah. I'm like, the Colts have been so good. Daniel Jones, man, Daniel Jones has been pretty good. Daniel Jones, it was just, oh, there's Tom Tom, Tom, Nelson, you know. Oh, yeah. Michael Pittman was drafted outside the top of the hundred-dula.

Yeah, oh my God, he did look good. It's like the second oldest running back. Shout out Nebraska. Yeah, he looked great man. It's funny if we ignored all 10 of these guys. That was the big, he's the, uh, Mirabula is the Josh Johnson of running backs. Yeah, it's just going to keep playing forever.

Kenny Moore's back at cornerback. He had a great tackle. Totally. Anyway, so who's next? Yeah, who's I talking about? Top 10 receiver. I don't remember who we even saying. Pitman might, there's a few other guys in this list that could qualify,

but in terms of where you drafted him and how he's performing might be one of the best picks and drafts. I think he was going very late in draft. Extremely. I think he did not get drafted in the ring or draft. I have him. Or maybe it was the last round. Dude, I took a pizza.

I took a last place punishment before Michael Pittman. He took a pizza before Michael Pittman. I had to, but yeah. But, dude, he was like a 10th round. Some people got him in 11th round. It was like, oh, Richardson won't complete passes. I'm like, dude. The combination of the cults and how they're playing,

again, what, points per drive, they're right there with the 07 Patriots. Like, Pittman is just great. Points per drive their first in the century. That's crazy. And so, yeah, Jones is tossing the ball up to Pittman. He's the definition of a very capable wide receiver one in a good offense. And we did talk about him before the season for the base fact that he was being drafted

as a top 40 player last year outside the top 100 with when we're like, there's no reason for that. Yeah. He might have been in the players nobody was talking about before your draft episode. Yeah. But we're still not talking about him. I know. Number two on players

I just don't think we've talked about Glansburgs this year. I running back, Jalen Warren, the running back for the Steelers, who I think we have only talked about. He's been so good. He's been a little bit better

in real life than in fantasy. He's been totally serviceable and startable in fantasy. He's the running back 16 in points per game, but has been so dependable, missed that one game to injury when we were in Dublin, that like last second,

630 in the morning. Which is the only time we've talked about him was when he missed a game. Yes, but the Steelers quietly have been able to run the ball a little bit. It started out bad. The Steelers are sixth in rushing success rate this year, which they haven't been higher than,

they're 27th over the last five years. Like the story of the Steelers since Ben left is they can't fucking run the ball. Arthur Smith is doing a good job at football. Yeah, he is. And also Rogers throws his running backs a lot, Aaron Jones. Like he has a history of incorporating these guys. And Warren's just been good.

He's one of those players. He's like a little bit of scatiboo in him where he's like kind of a maniac. He never goes down. Yeah, he's like twisting and turning and flying off. He's like one of those guys who, just like does everything at 110%. Right. And yeah, he's, he's quite only a beloved stealer who's really good.

It's funny when you said Scadabot, I was like, what he boops his quarterback with his head? What are you talking about? But what do I like, Warren, I think is he's a good blocker. He's a good receiver and he can run the tackle. And I think that he also, I mean, he runs like, you know, he runs like an undrafted for agent. Like he runs, like he does. Scraps his way in the NFL.

I'm not, Eckler is the wrong comp, but like there isn't, there is, he does some guys. Yeah. The Jeff Stoutland thing that Jason Kelsey said in his retirement speech. like hungry dogs run faster like yeah sometimes seventh rounders undrafted guys pacheco do have a thing where they just look like they're trying harder he had a crazy like 60 yard run or 60 yard screen past this year yeah was it I can't remember early in the season week two or three and it was one of the best plays I've seen all season he basically bounced off like 15 guys and and it was some 60 year catch that almost scored yeah I love jeline warren yeah he's

awesome yeah he's I one of my biggest regrets of the preseason was I had him really high and I changed my mind because I was like no one was on him and I'm like I'm probably just wrong. And when he's healthy, they're playing him. Kenneth Gainwell is a very serviceable backup, but you can see that when Warren's healthy, they are like he has the number one spot. And the rookie Caleb Johnson who they got in the third round is not in the mix. Number three guys, we just have not talked about this season. Keenan Allen, the receiver for the charges. Keenan Allen is the eighth best wide receiver in fantasy.

He was just like preposterous. A free agent until late in the offseason. I mean, August 20, he has to be the latest signed player to matter. top time. Halfway through season. You're probably right. He's fourth in the NFL and catches. He's sixth in target sixth and catches. I mean, he's the best wide receiver on the Chargers. There's no way that's happened before.

The guy who signed, he's fourth in targets in the NFL, not like a month, like two months into the season almost. Fourth and targets sixth in catches? Let me double check. Why does he see her eight on the season? And again, I think it flew under the radar because a guy's in their early 30s who were available for anyone to sign for like a year in three million. And yeah, he signed August 6.

okay, so it wasn't quite that late, but like, that just doesn't impact. And so I think it was fair. We moved Ladd-McConkie down a little bit, but it did not occur to us that Keenan Allen would just be better than Ladd-McConkney.

No, I think that was, yeah, that was part of the equation was, you know, when we're talking about Ladd, because he was like an early second-round or mid-second rounder.

We were really excited. He didn't believe in Quentin Johnson and Keenan-all, so no one's there. 100-cent. Quint-Johnson's really good. He was a lot of people's first ride receiver on their fantasy thing,

Ladd. Ladd's been really good, by the way, for the last like four weeks. He's been fine. He's been fine. I mean, if you look at his points per game, it's solid. Yeah, solid is right. That's, but he does, it's like Jalen Waddle.

He looks at the points per game, but I can tell he doesn't have shares in LAB. I have a lot of LA. He's been mostly disappointing. He's at a couple good weeks. But the point being Keenan Allen, because he went back to Herbert, who, he had like a sizable chunk of Herbert's career completions. And there's just a connection there, yeah. The theory someone floated me was like, he kind of had gotten a staring match with

the charges last year. And they were like, fuck it. And he said it to send her to the Bears. and he was like, fuck, I didn't want to do that. He came back. It's a testament to Keenan and just like how savvy he is as a vet. And he is, he is Herbert's third down guy. It's pretty remarkable that Ladd McConkey is like basically right now on a per game basis,

the fourth best passing option on the Chargers. They're under Gads. They have the Chargers, funnily enough, for a Greg Roman, Jim Harbaugh offense. No blocking all receiver. Yeah. The tackles are decimated and they're over. Yeah, cup run aflover. receiving. I love Keenan though, man.

Number four guys that we haven't talked enough about. We probably have talked to this guy, but he inspired the episodes. I put him high because Josh Jacobs, the running back for the Packers. When D.K. brought him up the other day. This was like last week. It inspired this episode because we were like, yeah, wow, we don't, we've really talked about Josh Jacobs in a minute. So Jacobs quietly is the RB4 on the season.

He's third in the NFL and carries per game. So he's getting a crap ton of volume, which is always great. He's second only to Jonathan Taylor in goal to goal to goal. rushes. So he is on a, like, this is what you're looking for, a guy who gets a ton of volume and is getting all of the goal line stuff for his team. He's getting most of the snaps for this team. So yeah, he's averaging 19 points per game in fantasy. And we don't really talk about him that much. He hasn't really done anything flashy this year at all. And that's kind of the story of the Packers, actually. I think they don't do anything really that flashy. But he's just been really

useful in fantasy, obviously. And he has no duds on the year. Like his lowest scoring game was 9.9.9 point. He's exactly what was promised when you took him. Yeah. And then like it's funny, Stephen Ruiz, we're here, we're here in Los Angeles between court week, like the entire ringer is here and just we were talking to the about, with Stephen about the Packers. And we're saying that like all the, uh, the McVeigh tree coaches want to pass the ball and all the Shanahan tree coaches want to run the ball. Because we were talking about like, why don't the Packers, why aren't they blowing out the Cardinals what's going on? And Stephen, and I, Stephen said this before, but it's so funny.

He's like, Matt Fleur just wants to impress all his friends and run the ball. And there really is like this deep, honestly though, like there's just deep. Because it's like, you can run the ball. You're actually a good play caller. Yes. And it's like, it's like a man thing. It's like, yeah, like, but can you run the ball? Anybody can throw it.

Anybody can fucking throw. Can you run? And so, but Josh Jacobs will just, the Packer, LaFleur Packers' offense will always just have week to week. They're always going to, they're always, they're never going to add a ban of the run. He's going to have one of the better careers that kind of nobody remembers Josh Jacobs. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. 20 years from now, you'll look back and be like, man, Josh Jacobs is really good for a decade and was kind of never in any conversation. And not like he played for small teams. I think the Raiders and Packers have small fan bases. Totally. Yeah, he's basically 80 yards and a touchdown or two every single week. Good in the receiving game, too. Josh Jacobs is a lot like Joe Burrow.

We're the same way the only year of Joe Burrough's career that I was, the only healthy season Joe Burrow ever had was the one where I was worried he'd get hurt. The only remarkable season Josh Jacobs ever had was the one where I said he wouldn't do anything remarkable. Number five, this is a real Glansberg. Players we have not talked about enough this season. Craig. Debo Samuel, the receiver for Washington. I fell into Debo in a, I'm in a guillotine league with Bill and some people.

Still alive, by the way, seven weeks in. Nice. But I kind of fell in. Debo was there. He was one of those guys who just kind of fell and nobody really was interested in him. I got to give credit to Hyveitz. You were on Debo this summer. And he's been great.

Wide receiver 13 in points per game. They're using him a lot. They got him for a fifth round pick, Debo. And McLaurin has been out for the last three or four weeks. But even with McClure and Debo's been great. They're just like using him a lot. He's a great fit with Kingsbury. They're using him all over slot.

Manufacture touches. This is the highest target share of his career. I mean, this guy's 30 years old and they're using him a ton. And he's just been rock solid. He's clutch. He delivers in every game. He missed last week with a heel injury. But Debo has just been kind of surprisingly rock solid and just like a something that you

can depend on every week in your lineup. It's incredible how, you know, my deep knowledge of football just really inspired me to be. You know what? I don't care about his yards per route run. an efficiency dropping if you don't mention that he had fucking pneumonia. Yeah. Right. And he was like not it either. He had other injuries too. It's like

on top of that he had pneumonia. And he wasn't fat he was AI fat. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a big difference. It's the first casualty in AI, really. Yeah. AI fat. He's been he's been I think one of the stories. F-A-I-T. Fiat. Fiat. What did you say? F-A-I-T.

What did you say? F-A-I-T. It's bad either way. Yeah. Not your, you've done better. Yeah, I know. But anyway, yeah, shouts out to you for the Deboe call because I was not a believer. I thought his style of play, his body,

like he relies on physicality. I mean, he's like another scataboo, Jalen Warren, like just barrels into people. Yeah, yeah. And he still looks great. Contracture. Contracture. And you're like,

even if people were like, yeah, he's at a ship, contract here. Like, he's, you know, this is the last time he's going to, this is the last big payment that he has in his future is this coming off season. So, usually we go,

Look at that. Look at that. Number six, players we have not talked about that much. Actually, no first. I got to do that first. We're doing it. Just harsh, harsh pivot there. Ringer Fantasy football show is brought you by Fandall.

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Call 1-800 gambler or visit RG-dashhelp.com. Call 1-888-7-8-9-77 or visit cpg.org slash chat in Connecticut. Okay. Number six, players we have not talked enough about. Especially, I mean, coming off by my god, James Cook, running back for the bills. Another guy that was like just exactly as promised. You're like, oh, yeah, he can't score 16 touchdowns again. And, well, he's probably going to.

My rule is if anybody scores more than 15 touchdowns in a season, they will do it again the next season. Oh, 100% of times. Great rule. He is on pace. If my math is correct, he's on pace to rush for 1,500 yards and 14 touchdowns this year. Last year, he rushed for just over 1,000 yards with 18 touchdowns. So I think that we're not going to get to 16th.

It doesn't even matter. The theory on him in the offseason was there's no way he has this many touchdowns again, because he's small, I guess, and because Josh Allen steals a lot of rushing touchdowns, but it just hasn't happened. He's a really elusive, slippery runner, explosive runner, and a really good offense with a great quarterback. It's going to score a lot of points in that offense. And so through six games, he's averaging over 16 points a game.

He is the RB8 on the season. So he's dramatically out playing his draft slot, which was RB 13. It's fourth in the NFL and rushing yards, fifth of the NFL in rushing TDs. And he's getting almost 20 touches a game. It was probably really easy to get like Jackson Smith and Jigba in the third round and then like James Cook in the fourth round. I was going to say cooking, but I actually stopped myself before he did. What restraint. Great job.

But yeah, I think he's one of those running backs that when he touches the football, it's almost always like some great play or like explosive play. It feels like, and we don't talk about him very often. He's in the Josh Jacobs range of he's not in the elite tier, but he's very, very good. And he'll probably end up having a fantastic career that has not talked about a lot. He also kind of suffers from little brother syndrome where like Elvin me when I went into high school My brother was four and a half years ahead of me so he left senior year of high school as I entered freshman year and it was always like oh are you Scott's little Yeah, you're Scott's brother. Yeah, that was me too Yeah, yeah, that was me 100% you know

Yeah, he never got the the shine he deserved much like me that's true But now people are like oh, you're Craig's brother like me Yeah, we look the same he was taller than me you know Dalvin had the great stats That's good my brother I'm taller than my brother which is great I certainly wasn't going into high school. I was tiny. My brother was like 5.11 as a freshman in high school and I was 5.2. Do you remember the first?

Did you ever beat your brother in a fight? No. Oh, well, you haven't lived till you. You have to try. I'm not sure I ever will. My brother is a good inch taller than me and stronger than me. You haven't? You never beat your brother in fight?

No, again, like when we live together, like when he went to college, he was 18, I was 14 and I was legitimately 5-2. And, I mean, you know, we're not like fighting in our 30s now. Well, if Kemp's Gadaboo, I haven't had a talk to time. I mean, you could. Maybe this Thanksgiving. I'll get him fired out and start a fight.

It's funny. What'd you fucking say to me? Past the sweet potatoes? I think you should. Yeah, maybe I will. You actually have to now because Scott's going to listen to this. And he's going to be ready. So if you're not ready, he's going to be fucking ready.

Come for the king, best not miss. Yeah. See, he's actually starting. Now he's getting older, so old that he has a bad back now. So now I'm going the other way. Kick him in the kidneys. Yeah. When he's not looking.

Yeah. Okay, good to know. Emails at ringerfincy football, gmail.com, if you remember, like, beating your older brother in a fight or like younger brother, just sibling fights. Kim Skadaboo, any time anyone ever asked him some version of, why are you like this? He's like, dude, all I wanted was to beat the shit out of my brother.

Yeah. And it was like bullying is why he was like that. Yeah, I had to use my words. Yeah, I didn't have a brother. So, you beat up your sisters? No. Did not. Did they beat up you?

No. Okay. Definitely not. Very friendly family. Yeah. The next guy here, Kyron Williams are running back from the Rams.

That's a real glancing. His whole career is a glance person. He's a human glen. Yeah, he really is like literally just from the draft. I mean, what is it? Fifth rounder.

And every year, people have tried to. Everyone's trying to get him benched so hard. My favorite, yeah. We all desperately want him to get benched. He might be the best running back your dad can't name. That's a great one.

You know what I mean? Yes. That's really, he can even get close. Oh, guy. The Rams. It's like, you know Josh Jacobs.

James Cook even a little bit, but it's like nobody knows Kairn Williams. What's his name? Something Williams. Williams. He's pretty good. He's also my favorite genre

of like fantasy managers trying to replace Sean McVeigh's preferred option. And they're like, well, you know, I know Sean McVeigh trust that guy, but they took Jarque's Hunter

and the, shut the fuck up. So, but Kiron Williams, admittedly nowhere near the top guys in points per game. He's like 13 points per game, which is like almost half of what Jonathan Taylor and McCaffrey have.

But he's a top 10 running back, but it's not like he's been a difference maker. But having said that, I kind of think, would trade for kind williams i think he's a huge bylaw because he's there he's the starter the rams offense is a wagon but they have this is insane the rams have 17 passing touchdowns and four rushing touchdowns so that's over yeah that makes 81% on by too so it you could probably trade for him right now because somebody doesn't want to have to deal with a buy week and you're taking a little bit of

a loss there but if you think you can get a long-term value on that it's pretty unsustainable for the rams have 80% of their they did it once in the last like five years but realistically It's probably not like that. Like a 60-40 split even would be. You might have, it's like this happened with- Last year, I believe off the top of my head and it's funny because I actually looked this up. I think it was 21-15 last year. 21-touching, passing 15 rush.

Obviously the offense is better this year with Devante. I just came up with that randomly. No, I think you're actually right. And like they try, look, it's part of its intentional to try to get Devonte the ball in the red zone, but also I just, Kiron could very easily have six touchdowns the rest of the season with the same yardage. And so I think you just buy low. And another thing I want to remember for next year, running back to get contract

extensions in August, we have to move up the board. James Cook, Kyron Williams, when there's, we kind of were like, oh, James Cook got extended and we're like, doesn't mean anything. We factored it in. You have to factor it in. Like, well, remember the time when, uh, Sean McVeigh facing pressure from the millions and millions of fantasy players started playing Blake Corum more and then he fumbled and then we haven't, he's gone now. Well, I mean, what's his fault. Yeah. I'm just like when Kyron and James Cook got contract extensions, you guys know what I'm saying, where I'm like, where they pay them. It's a very tangible vote of confidence from the team.

It's like what we see. It's the opposite of Trayvian and Henderson with Mike Vrable. The coaches are telling us what they think. We just have to listen. And I regret not moving James Cook and Kyrn up like a full round almost. And Kyrn, like maybe not Kiron, but James Cook, we could have moved up like a full round after that extension. And it would have still been a deal is the point I'm trying to make.

Because like, it's everything else we want. Who's second? Who's second? Who's second? The back staff and stuff. But even then we should have ignored it. Who's second what? Who's second on the bills in

fantasy points behind James Coe? I mean running backs. Of all Ray Davis? Oh, dude. Or Ty Johnson? I don't know. Yeah, you don't know. That's the point.

Ray Davis is playing. Ray Davis will get like a, I think he got a garbage, or like a random spelling touchdown. Number eight players were not talking about enough. This is where I'm like, we've talked to right, these guys. This is where we talked about these guys,

but probably not enough relative to how big they are. So, Dak, Prescott, the quarterback for the Cowboys, who we've talked about, but really is frankly the gift that keeps giving to fantasy. I think funnily enough, Patrick Mahomes is overshadowing deck Prescott this year as the non-running. I guess Mahomes is running, but he's not really thought of as a running quarterback. The outside the top four guys, right?

Like before the season and in drafts, it was Lamar, Josh, Jane Daniels, and Hertz. And those were the big guys. if you don't have any of those guys, if you don't get those guys, wait until later. I think DAC was one of those quarterbacks where you could definitely take him. I mean, he went in the 88th overall according to ADP. So he's like seventh, eighth, ninth round. You can definitely wait on a quarterback. And he right now is a QB5.

He's averaging 21 points per game. Anytime you're over 20 points per game, that's going to be one of the elite seasons for quarterback. And he has only one game in week one when he averaged when he had less than 12 points. Otherwise, 22, 12, 31, 21, 28, 22, and 23. I mean, this is a perfect environment. And all, most of them is without C.D. Lamb. And the other, the key point to me is that is a pass it to the Italian's offense. It's predictable for fantasy.

It's like other guys. The best environment. Yeah, like DAC has leased league in completions. He doesn't necessarily lead the league in yards like Justin Herbert does. But the difference is like there are a lot of weeks where maybe Justin Herbert in the Chargers that weren't playing Quentin Johnson. We got these points. For the most part, all the yardage is going to Jake Ferguson, George Pickens and C.D. Lamb. And then all the rushing is going to Giovante Williams.

And all those guys, the fantasy points they've earned, has been in line. that people were starting. And like all, almost all of them. Real fantasy points. Like, Dax, the percentage of Dax efficiency and just total raw output that has been in lineups is so much higher than like any of the 10. Every year, we talked about this on the Bill's Pod, but it's like, you got to find the offense that's going to break out the 2023 Texans.

You got to try to identify what it is. This year it's the Colts and it's the Cowboys. You said this in August as well. We're just looking at us being nice to each other. You said this though that like the Bengals are like the expensive version and off-brand bangles for the Cowboys this year. They absolutely are too because their defense sucks. and their offense is very past heavy.

Dax is averaging 37 past attempts a game. The defense gives up 400 yards a game for Dallas, so they literally have to throw every time. It's like a pressure cooker for fantasy. Number nine, players are not talking about enough. I know there's a Glansberg. I'm breaking the world. Christian McCaffrey,

the running back for the Niners. I'm not always like... For what he's doing, we're not talking about. That's the thing. Yeah. I know it's like Christian McCaffrey, people talk about him, but like not really. Like all we talk about Jonathan Taylor,

we talk about all these guys. Christian McCaffrey has like seven fewer points than Jonathan Taylor in half PPR. And in full PPR, Jonathan Taylor is not the number one running back. Christian McCaffrey's the number one running back in full PPR. Like, plenty of people play a full point per reception.

I don't think people would have just been like, oh yeah, McCaffrey's number one. But he is in PPR. And again, he is a, when McAfree had offensive player of the year, he had like 560 receiving yards, which was second on the whole season among running backs when he was offensive player of the year. He's going to pass that mark maybe this week.

Like McCaffrey is on pace to have a thousand plus receiving yards, like maybe 1,100. And so what do you, the rushing obviously in San Francisco is not as good this season for variety of reasons, but the role McCaffrey has in the passing game is quite literally as big as anyone we've seen in the 21st century. Like even more than, he's more than Marshall Falk unlike the Rams, the greatest show and turf Rams. The, if you only took McCaffrey's receiving production this year in half BVR, he is the

wide receiver seven. Dude. So he's truly, he's a, like, He's a top 12, so wide receiver one, plus, I don't know what he is in rushing. He's probably a top 12 rushing for a right. Yeah, he's like basically Camara now. Yeah, he's good. He's a prime Camara now.

Here are the NFL catch leaders. Jamar Chase. He's 11th in rushing points. Yeah. Dude, the receivers, the leader players in catches the season are Jamar Chase, Bukkah, Krishmanukkah, the leaders in receiving yards are Jamar Chis, Pukkah, George Pickens, and Monra, St. Brown, Justin Jefferson, and then Christian McAfri, who is 12 fewer yards than Justin Jefferson.

Yeah. The year, 2023 was the year McCaffrey went crazy on the Niners. It was like his big running back one, overall season, whatever. He is outscoring that year right now. Yeah. I mean,

the big talking point with him always was it's like getting two players in one starting spot. He's literally an RB1 and a wide receiver one in one roster spot. Like that, if you have Christian McCaffrey, you're probably in the top three in your league. It's the thing we said before the season.

Every week he plays, he'll be like a top two or three running back. And then we will just see how many games he plays. and it's still that way. Malcolm Wood. That was my capitulation. I figured if I didn't say that that would be bad. You've been listening to the Taylor Swift album, nice.

Yeah. I get that. I understood that, though. Number 10, people we haven't talked. This person we've talked about the most problem in this list recently, but DeAndre Swift, the running back for the Bears. We've talked about him, but he's playing well. We've talked about how he looks good,

but I feel like we haven't talked about his fantasy production. RB 11. Totally. He's just like a top 12 guy this year. It's a good example of just what, good run scheme can do. It is kind of like that you could slide anybody in rule a little bit. But, I mean, when looking for that offense that was going to, you know, you want to find

those few offenses that take off every year. A lot of people highlighted the Bears. The only person that people kind of were not into in that projection was DeAndre Swift. Yeah, it was like DJ Moore, Roma Dunes. Who could have been Rocheon Johnson? Colston Loveland. Yeah. Minung guy, all these other running backs that could overtake him.

And DeAndre Swift, the man Ben Johnson got rid of, theoretically, in Detroit. has been fucking great. I think he was one of my sleepers, by the way. Well, we were wondering, like, who's going to become the... Great takes exposed. There you. Yeah. Craig wants to make a great takes exposed.

We, no, we have to make this today or else the show's going to go up and it's going be too late. We have to... Well, it's already up because I said it on Bill's pod. But yeah, somebody should make it. But no, but we should make it right now. You should just make the account right now. Oh, I see.

Because we're living in this, like, limbo time right now. Just go get it right now. Great takes exposed? Austin. Can you check on great takes exposed? Get that on everything. Get that on every platform, though. Good takes exposed will also work too.

Good takes exposed will also work. Fine takes. Yeah, whatever you think. Good or great. But it's like DeZone when they just got the DAZN. We need it across everything. Acceptable takes. It's like DeZone, they named it because it was like 180 countries.

It was available. Well, is the other one? It's on every platform. It's it bad takes exposed? It's cold takes. Oh, it's cold takes. Hot takes. No, it can't be hot takes.

It's got to be good takes. Yeah. Good or great. Yeah, it's not hot takes. Imagine if that just, that account in like a year has like 10 million followers. We didn't do the show anymore. We should do that. And the idea is the first good take exposed.

Oh, yeah. Was having the idea to make the account. That'll be good. That could be the last thing we post in the account. Last take exposed. Before we all die. Yeah. Yeah.

What are we talking about? I don't know. Yeah. Before we all die. That's the last thing we post on the account ever. Anyway, when we ascend to the comet We ascend to the comet? What is he talking about heaven's gate or whatever?

You know, all right, last guy. We're too tired to even jump on that one. Last guy here. Dallas got the tight end for the Eagles, which D.K., I had much higher because we haven't talked about him. I thought that we were talking. I thought that the order was going to be like by the most impactful. But, you know, he's been really solid for what we were expecting.

He's been pretty good. We haven't blamed him enough for when AJ Brown and Devonzi Smith had been like, we want the ball, but it's like, well, they're kind of throwing Dallas Godd. It's all Dallas-Cotter. I mean, ironically, Dallas-Cotter's worst game was his last one when DeRontze Smith and AJ Brown went completely bonkers. But overall, Dallas-Gotter, who's drafted

as a tight-in-16, 135th overall. So basically an afterthought in fantasy is now the titan four on the season in points per game, 11.6 points per game. He has a 19% target rate, which is actually pretty solid for a tight-end, six best in the league. He's averaging six targets a game. He's pretty

consistent. He's just, just like rock solid Keenan Allen if he were a tight end. We'll just deliver for you every single week. It's like one of those tight ends you feel good about plugging into your lineup. And that's like hard to find. I wish he's like the least sexy pick you could have made that is working out. All this shit becomes hindsight. But I wish there were elements of this problem.

And again, he has five touchdowns this season and that's already tied his career high. And I think part of that in some levels, some things aren't predictable. But I do in retrospect, it's like, oh yeah, the Eagles offense. one of the reasons we joke so much about Nick Siriani and what does he do here is that they won the Super last year in part because they didn't let him hire the coordinators. Like Vic Fangio was poached by the front office. They wanted him on defense.

And then Kellyn Moore was kind of hired. Howie Roseman was like, you can't pick these guys anymore. And so Kellynne Moore came in. But really the Goddard years where God or got the ball was when Nick Seriani's offense was really kind of the offense. And so now Kevin Petullo was the office coordinator, but he's Nick Seriani's guy. So in a way, in retrospect, I'm like,

fuck, I wish I'd put that together. But, you know, it was also hard to envision AJ Brown like actually having like no involvement into the offense very early on. I guess the question with Goddard is, though, what is going to be the natural equilibrium for this offense? Is it going to be like they're just now, A.J. Brown and DeWantze Smith are going to go bonkers every week,

or is it more likely going to be the other spectrum where Goddard is the number one receiver on the team? Probably somewhere in the middle. More important to get. We have an update on the account name for Good Takes Exposed. Austin says Good Takes exposed to too many characters? What? So just do Good Take.

Can we just Good Take? Or Good Takes expose? A or good take exposed? Wow, it has to be 15 characters Can we just do good take exposed? Good take exposed? Yeah. Or just good takes exposed with no D

because that way as people type it in it will come up right? Good takes exposed. I think just kill the D. No, no, no. You can't do that. Good takes expose? But like as you're typing it in, it'll be fine. No.

It's got to be good take exposed. Good take? Probably good take. The freezing cold takes... The user hasn't taken. Good take exposed. It's actually old. It's actually old takes exposed.

is the freezing cold takes thing. Oh, then the name of the account is freezing cold takes with the actual handle. Old takes exposed. Should we do new takes exposed? Do you think this is going to make it to their account when we don't get the handle? I'm annoyed that somebody has this.

They're going to post the video and we're failing to get it. And we can't do great take exposed because that's too many characters. Great takes? What about rad takes exposed? Damn it. That was brutal.

Sad takes exposed. just the saddest takes. Just go to Hyphitz's handle. Rad takes exposed is available. Yeah. Now we're talking. That'll never take off. But again, freezing cold takes

is never take off. But you're right. If we just name the account, that's the handle. Great takes exposed, but then the actual handles, like, whatever. And then rad is just like, if you know, you know. Yeah, that's not bad. What about God takes exposed? Like, God tier? I don't.

I think God has other, I think God has other contexts. does it? Oh yeah, that's true. It does. I mean, the handle could just be good takes. Great takes? Yeah. That's probably, I mean, someone probably grabbed that. Yeah. God, takes exposed. It's available. Wow. All right. We'll circle back. Why don't we, we have to decide this soon, though? The bill show's going up.

Rad takes exposed. Should we just lock in Rad takes exposed, though? I mean, you know what I think. Good takes is huge. Wait, we have good takes is all. Take it right now. Sign up. Sign up. Good takes is available. Get the fuck out. Do it. That's insane. There's no way. He's wrong. There's no way someone just doesn't. Hold on. Hold on. Let's see. Let's see. Good takes. There's no way. Good takes is available.

So we could call the account. The title could be great takes exposed and the handle is just good takes. That's, I mean, there's no way. We all quit our jobs tomorrow. If it's just adamant that it doesn't exist. Dude, that's a pretty wild one that not exist. I'm going, hold on. I'm flanking to Instagram. He doesn't trust Austin's research right now. You guys, you guys think it's available? I trust what Austin's telling me.

I don't think that's what he meant with the text. I don't care enough to. says good takes is huge, I think we take it. Yeah. To me that means, oh, it's not available. You let us astray. You misread his text. He said, I think we take it. Good takes is huge.

There's a green. There's a green dot next to good takes. This is bullshit. Oh, you did read his text properly. Okay. Okay, never mind. You did. Why was there a green check?

There was a green check. I looked at it was a green check. Yeah. All right, you did read the text properly. That's fair. Okay. Well, we'll have to figure this out. Emails for your...

Actually, no, don't. We'll have to do this before you hear it. That was Power Hour. Are we going to do Ringer Fantasy League update? Yeah, Ringer Fantasy Football League update. So, D.K. Narrowly beat me. So now the top three teams are tied.

It's Sal, it's high fits and it's DK, all five and two. All right. All right. We're going to take Sal down. Yes, also in... Sal's team is great. Sal's team is a wagon. In more important news, Bill is no longer in last.

Ooh, who is? Van. Not as funny. No. Bill is climbing... It was much funnier when Bill was in last. Remember what Van... Van chose as his...

punishment. Oh yeah, people get to hack his phone and tweet whatever they want on Oh my god. They get to rage bait from Ben's account. I'm like very invested. He's tanking. He's tanking. He's tanking for those who don't know. Tanking for tweets. The wrinkle we had, which I, the PYOP, the pick you're on punishment. That's pretty funny. Let's get that handle. Tank for tweets. Tanking for tweets. Lock it down. So the wrinkle we came up with, which I think has legs, is the pick your own punishment where it's because it's like every lead, it's better with the punishment, but then everyone wants to agree. It's hard to get 10 or 12 people to agree on stuff. on what you will do.

It doesn't matter age either. If you're younger people want to do crazy shit, if you're older people are like, I'm not fucking doing this shit. So you kick it. So then you agree and you don't do nothing. You can't enforce it. It's hard.

But during the draft, we had 18 team rosters. We added a 19th round or something. Or 17 team rosters, we added 18th round. And you can draft at any point your punishment. And we had like 15 punishments to pick from. And the rule was if you drafted someone twice,

like if you drafted someone who'd been taken, you had to take a punishment. So I actually randomly drafted a punishment first because I actually, you know what? I was hosting the gods. damn stream and I lost track of I don't know what was. Zayflammers or some shit.

No one cares. Well, I could see in advance you guys were going to make fun of me. Yeah. I was trying to get ahead of it. Yeah. You got screwed. Had to take a punishment early. The point is the punishments are incredible. So if Bill comes in last he has to wear a jersey of our choosing on a show.

And then, yes, so Van has... It's not of our choosing. It's of the winner's choosing. Winner. We're a committee, but the winner's the executive chairman of the committee, yeah. But yeah, Van, if he loses, the winner gets to tweet whatever he wants off of the losers account. I don't know five times or in a year. It's like once a week. It's once a week at the

same time for a month. Yeah. And Van literally wants that. He went out of his way to draft show. But I actually think that one for Van, it should be normal. It's Magic Johnson. Because Van's socialist, so crazy that we almost have to be like really normal and people be like, are you all right? Yeah, like, saw one battle after another, liked it. That's it. Solid movie. Congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers on winning the 2025. I think showhead Tony is one of the best baseball players we've seen in a long time. a while. Oh my God. I think LeBron James is a Hall of Famer.

Whoa. Yeah, so that's the fantasy update. Yeah. Do we have any fantasy courts? We have fantasy court. I have one here. Hold on, wait. Oh.

We have the drop. Definitely don't tell anyone about this thing that you're doing. I don't really want to be handcuffed. The definition of an object is a material thing that can be seen in touch. Craig, you're like, oh, that. The definition of an object. I get called to the stand. The definition of an object.

Okay, sir, would you please define what an object is? Let's bring it an expert here. We're calling in Craig Loweback. That was the cloud thing, right? So this court is from Ben. Benny. Bebon. Benjamin. Benji.

Breakfast is a Montreal bagel will smoke salmon cream cheese and capers with a coffee. Love that, but I don't really know what a Montreal bagel is. I don't either. Capers on a bagel? Well, yeah, that's normal. cheese peckers. That's like a lock. He doesn't,

it's like bacon and cheese thing. It's also a New York thing. It's like a type of breakfast. I didn't know that. Yeah. When he said bacon again cheese hold the bacon.

Smaller, thinner, sweeter and denser. That's what they said about me. And also a larger hole. Glad I didn't say that order. Christ. It sounds like that. Look at this, Craig.

With a larger hole. Turn it up. Is there a picture? Let's see. It kind of feels like they tried to make a bagel and fucked up and it's like a gross looking bagel. Yeah, like, oh, we screwed this one up. What if we turned this into a business?

We don't have to make them right. They're like shriveled gross-looking bag. We can hire the worst chefs around and it doesn't matter. We gotta give this thing a name. Okay. Well, yeah, they look like... They look like onion rings. This guy's gonna eat the breakfast tomorrow and think about fucking Danny Kelly's holes.

Everything's gonna fall through the middle, the topics. That looks. looks gross. I don't want that. Loose. I got to try. We got to try one. Yeah. Okay. Anyway. With a larger hole. Man.

Montreal bagel. All right. Wait. So what did he put on it? Salmon capers? Yeah. Cream cheese. Cream cheese. Sounds good. Oh, my God. Okay. What do we? Yeah. What's his issue? Yeah. Yeah. What's going on? Should I just do another ad? We're in the middle of fantasy.

I know. I forgot one. And we'll do it after. We'll do it after. We'll do it after. Tell it. How can you keep forgetting these? They're like right here. I will. It's hard, you got to...

This case is brought you by. No, let's finish fantasy court and then we'll do it. Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Okay. So anyway... Ben. Ben. Bebon.

I'm the commissioner of my league and I took your idea and I implemented a punishment draft. Nice. Best fantasy advice you collectively have ever given. I agree. Top advice ever is the Misty Mountains puts screaming babies to calm down and then this one is there.

And by the... We didn't come up with that. We got an email. Yeah, shout out. God. Not your brother who beat you up, but a different. About what? Who suggests?

Oh, the draft. Yeah, we didn't come up with that. The punishment. Which is the best email. Top 10 email we've ever gotten. So Ben says, we implemented it. We all submitted a punishment ideas. And Ben says, I picked the punishment.

Hot ones audition tape. Oh, nice. But we never fleshed out what that actually meant. And so he says, I finished top four most years. There's a couple of people who do the bare minimum set their lines. Never thought I had to do it. Flash for it. Oh, kind of tied for last place.

losing again group chat starting to be like what is the hot ones edition tape one friend says I actually have to buy all the hot sauces from the show eat them on camera somebody else does I need to answer a question from each of the other members and pretend like I'm on the show there's also debate over whether I need to address the tape to Sean Evans and whether I have to send it to him I'm the commissioner so I've decided to defer to you three on what I should do because it's one your idea and also well Scott's a day but also your advice that got me into this mess so I have an immediate take on what I think this is but I'll go last. I think he had, to me, it's like all three of those things combined. He has to eat,

eat all 10 wings that are covered in the various hot sauces. The nine other guys in the league can ask him a question that he has to answer with each wing and then he has to send it to Sean Evans. I think the caveat I would say is that buying the hot sauces is quite expensive. And if the buy-in for this league is $10, there's a chance the hot sauces are collectively more than the pot for the winner. Okay. Okay. So if it's like a $10 buy-in, I think that he has to just do, he does have to make a video and do hot ones with his friend pretending to be Sean Evans. It is expensive. It's like $120. If the rest of

the league wants to pay for that, then that's fine. I think he has to do a hot ones video with like pretending his friend Sean Evans and he has to do it and they have to send it to hot ones. But if the league wants to pitch in to get the sauces, they can do that. But he can just have really hot sauce. Yeah, that's fine. He needs to have a couple of really hot. You know what?

Yes. I would say if anything, he just has to purchase. He can use like Chalula or on a bunch of them. He has to buy DeBomb. No, he has to buy DeBomb. Or maybe DaBomb and all of them. Because, to be honest, the punishment for fantasy is,

oh, you have to fucking eat chicken wings that aren't hot. That sounds kind of sick. Well, the whole point is that you lead up to it. It can't be 10 DeBombs. That's good point. But one of them has to be debaubes. I agree.

Which I have had, and it is horribly hot. Painfully hot. When did you have DeBomb? It was in, me and Liz's brother's-in-law got it. Could I ever tell you Jackie had that? Jackie, like, is not affected by Spice.

We were in this shot. We were watching hot ones, the jacket's like, I could do that. And my friends, like, made fun of her. And she was like, fucking bed. She tried DeBomb is fine. And the next day, well, not just DeBomb, but like, so we were in, um, he said DeBahn a ghost pepper thing. But it's up there with DeBan.

It's like Charleston. There was like this hot sauce shop, like a library for sauces. Like, I didn't know stores could have. Oh, yeah. There's one of those at the Grove here. Literally thousands. And so, oh, it's bigger than the one of Grove. Like double maybe, like double the size.

Fuck the Grove. Fuck the Grove. No, no, it's good. It's just not like it's bigger. Like, there's a lot of sauces. So she tries the guy sampling it and just doesn't affect her I don't have an opinion on the Doesn't affect her Okay doesn't affect her So the guy's like all right and you can tell the guy's kind of like mad that it's not affecting her

So he's like pulled out a waiver and he's like I got one in the safe and there's a fucking safe Behind the counter and they have to sign a waiver and they open a safe and they pull this thing out and they just Drop her it out of this like little bottle in a Jesus It's like a tincture and she tries it they literally had her sign her waiver and she tries it and just it's just like yeah I got nothing and the guy's like lost his mind wow so does she just have like a low sense of taste in general no she's a really good cook she's a good no I just she just

isn't a I don't know interesting wow that's like they should study that one time my buddy and I the best man of my wedding Chris we ate ghost pepper chocolate oh and it was the hottest fucking most miserable day of my life why why we eat great great answer last episode we talked about all men want to do is like hit each other in the nuts. That's good point. Yeah. Why? I was 22. I don't know.

Yeah, this is a good point. It's like asking why are boobs cool? It was so hot that Chris called his parents. He didn't know why. He just called his parents. He was like instinctively called his parents. That's great. Oh my god. And then we of course we did not prepare, check the fridge, only almond milk disaster. Christ. That's actually good. That I'm asking why. Why did you not prepare for this. I think the same answer. The same answer. 22.

Why didn't you? So I also just wanted to read the other the other. Why did we hit each other in the nuts? Speaking of 22, I wanted to mention the other things these guys suggested. Oh yeah. Which are crazy. Okay. Donate blood as much as possible

for a year. Which is like a perfect threading the needle of, that's for a good cause with also what does that even mean as much as possible? Yeah. I mean, Yeah, how much could you physically do? What if you were a blood bag for that... Brian Johnson? Yeah, Brian Johnson, the guy wants to live forever.

Yeah, I think he needs his own son's blood. You know. He is using his son's blood. He is. He is. He's using his son's blood. He is. And I believe he's also...

I think he's measuring his erections and his son's directions. He's measuring their erections. Yeah, that guy. Unironically. Super normal life. He's actually looks way older than 47. Yeah, he does. Yeah.

If I saw him on the street, I'd be like, like, I don't know, it's a 50-year-old man. This looks 50. If I told you right now, the fact that he looks his age is like the hardest. What if he makes it to like 180 though? How long are we going to live? We won't know. Think about how much fun we're having in life, you know? He's just fucking taking vitamins all day.

I know. He just like sleeps in a, like, he's just like basically his whole life is like a sensory deprivation tank. UV light or something. Yeah, he just like sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber and takes his blood sun. Is he really even alive when you think about it? No, he's not living. He's not living. Yeah, L-I-I-N.

There's like a Greek fucking myth there of just like literally like taking your son's quite literal lifeblood. How much. How much money do you think he would have to be offered to just for a day have like Taco Bell and 10 beers? Oh, I'll start. I would give him 200 bucks. What's he worth of like $5 million?

You wouldn't do it for anything? You don't think so? He's got all the money he needs. I wonder what would happen to his body if he did that. Just start. Just start projectile volume. It's like the exorcism. If people don't know we're talking about, there is a,

I think a Silicon Valley, he made like, not like trillions of dollars or billions, but he made 50 million, a couple hundred million, and just decided I'm going to not die. He dedicated his life to living basically forever. He lives in L.A. He lives in Venice, I believe. Oh, really? Oh, wow. Yeah. And he's in some...

What did he make his money on? I don't know. But it's not like one of them like, oh yeah, all the people who are billioners are into weird stuff and want to live for one time. Like cigarettes? But it's, yeah. But it's like he actually is like spending his entire time

trying to study aging through himself and just not dying. Oh, it's kernel. What's kernel? That's his company. The company created devices that monitor and record brain activity. All right. So I guess it's kind of related. Jeez.

I made up that last part, but it probably does. Another, also another company called Brain Tree. Mobile and Web payments. There's a lot of money. There's a lot of money. Oh, he, that was acquired by PayPal for $800 million. Yeah, there we are. Okay, so he did.

That's, oh, man, that's a lot of money. We should have made something. like that. You should make, did your mom text you this week in addition to saying you're sweaty? She's like, not only are you ugly and sweaty and sickly, you didn't, you haven't done shit. You sweat that much. Did they even make an app? Well, wait till she sees good takes exposed.

You know what's crazy? Is her parents were right, we should have made an app. I mean, sure, yeah. We should have done that. Yeah. Minus the fact that we don't have the expertise or no. Hey, mom, you should have helped invent the internet. Yeah.

Where were you? Why were you in the library with Bill? You fucking invent Google. Huh? Huh? Yeah. Wasting your time in the Bay Area. Bill was only a two hours north.

Squandering your life. Cooking up Microsoft. Where were you? That's good. Yeah. Other punishments in this league. 30-day dual-lingo streak in a language chosen by the winner.

These are all kind of like beneficial for you. Yeah, it's like good for you, but also a pain in the eyes. Yeah. Royal military college run repeat until successful? Do you guys know what that is? No. What? Royal military college.

I assume it's famous because he. Royal Military College Run, you said? Most commonly refers to a 2.4 kilometer run as part of a... I'm sure there's a time trial. Oh, it's Canadian. It could refer to a specific event like the 30-mile hike and run for Royal Marines.

These are self-improvement things. That's a really good... That's a good spin on doing things that suck is things that will, like, suck but make you better. It's like, read a book a week. It's like, ugh. Fuck! God damn it!

For a whole month? Shit! That's actually, this is funny. It's like, adopt a kitten. You're like, damn it. Wait, we should do this next year. That's really funny. Yeah.

Well, this was, watch Zootopia 2 alone in theaters. Dude. Zootopia one's good. I let you have the sloth. You will. Calvin likes animals. Call everyone else on their birthday. Okay.

Oh, wait, that was one of ours as well. No, no, we had everyone gets to submit someone of your choosing so you can submit your parents. And Mal has that. Quit caffeine into our nicotine. Oh. Which these are funny. This is a good spin on punishments.

This is Brian Johnson's league. Yeah, this is, you know what else would be funny? Like, this is just things. One of them should be measure your erection every night. Yeah, that's good. Using his app. Oh, my God. What are you?

Imagine if you have to measure your erection every night and report it to the rest of the league. Not to be like too graphic here, but what are we measuring? I don't know. I think it's blood flow. I believe he's measuring blood flow. I think it's like you're probably, he's probably measuring how hard. How do you measure? What does blood flow?

What do you? What is how do they get that? I've seen something there's like Well they're sleeping when you go in and you are like What's the doctor for like Arectile dysfunction like a urologist or something? I can't yeah yeah urologist And it's like they have a little thing that you can like choose how hard you your erections are to like help the doctor understand Like there's a chart yeah no there's like a physical thing you'll like

What's like wettini like how hard is like this one like me or is this one like me or is this one like me I think. Wow. How do you know that? He pivoted there at the end with it. I heard. I heard. No shame.

Anyway, here's an ad for. But yeah, I think that, well, obviously, he's not going to, like,

show the doctor your donor and say, this is how hard I can get. I mean, you have to show the doctor of your, your flaccid penis.

Yeah, but that's different. It's quite different. They go up your bottle, they look at your flaccid penis. It's like at a sock point. Like, I've seen a million boners.

It doesn't mean. tell you guys about, oh, I don't know if I should tell this on Mike. Okay, definitely need to now. We can cut it. It's weird to say, but like... Are we live? I know. We can cut it if we want. It's weird to say, but like, I didn't do anything wrong. Okay. I don't like how this is going.

No, no, I'm just, I know. I'm sorry. I didn't say anything wrong. I just don't. So basically, obviously, they do thing with your ball, they grab your balls and they make you cough or whatever. And I had a pediatrician. They, who's the doctor? Okay. You know, people, the alley. But the doctor, pediatrician, you're like 18, and then you have to get a real doctor,

like a primary doctor. And then my primary doctor just stopped doing that. Like after I turned 18, I was like, oh, okay, I guess this isn't a thing anymore. Like I guess, okay. And then I went to this guy for like 10 years. And then I found out like, he just thought it was gay. It didn't want to do it.

To touch your balls? I was talking to my friends and I was like, and they were like, yeah, I went to the doctor, they'd grab my balls. I was like, they still do that? And they're like, yeah. And all my friends were super concerned. Like, you haven't had been checked and

10 years. How do you know he thought it was? Because I asked him about it the next time I went. He was like, we don't got to do that. I was like, what the fuck? He was like, dude. You're a doctor. He also, he also asked me like literally putting the sleeve on my, for the blood pressure

check. And he puts it out. And he's like, so, um, uh, what do you cover the NFL, right? I was like, yeah, he's like, what do you think of Colin Kaepernick? Uh-oh. And I'm like, you want to ask me that after you take my fucking blood pressure? sure what are you doing? Anyways, doctor.

This is like the fucking literal family guy doctor. Did you leave him? Yes! He didn't check me for 10 years. Are you sure this guy was a doctor? I mean, well, some doctors are not like the best. Yeah, certainly not.

They can't all be the best, really. Oh, that's really funny. That made me laugh. Dude, yeah. He's like, we don't have to do that. I was shocked. You picked the one profession that you shouldn't have. I just, yeah, anyway.

So yeah. You get all that schooling, just to be like, I'm not doing that. Yeah, I'm not doing that. That's where I draw the line. I was not told that this would be part of the job. Okay. Bad. Yep.

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We paused because I made DK angry But the one second song challenge Yep Which is one of our favorite things we've ever Well Craig and I's favorite things we've ever done And then also people listening And we just the whole thing stemmed from songs You could recognize in one second

Yes And then it became a contest First one was awesome Second one I made Dike really angry and then we're going to do the third one right now. But there was the second one? Yeah, I have faced both of you. Oh, okay.

But you two have never faced each other. Yes, that's true. So now I am going to be the one of playing the songs. You two will be facing off. I have put 25 songs together, and I believe the rule is, so I'm going to play the song for around one second. You'll bang the table.

Whoever bangs the table first gets the guess first. Bang the table. Bang the table. Half the issues with doing this remote was like, there was no good system to find a debating first. And I believe the rule is, so you bang the table you get to guess. If you get the name of the song and the artist, that's two points.

But if you only get one of the two options, you get one. But we don't subtract a point if you're wrong, right? You just get zero. Correct. But if I guess the name of the band, does he get a chance to name the song? Yeah, but you get like a beat. Or should it be if you get one of the two right that you don't, the other person doesn't get a guess. But if you go zero for two, then the other person gets a guess.

Well, we never done it. We'll just do the way we, I think it's like if he gets the band, he gets like a moment. So if he gets the name of the song but can't think of the band, you then get a shot if he if he can't figure. I put it this way, just making it a song. If it's like, I hope I don't name the song. If it's, don't stop believing by Journey. And he always says, oh, it's a Journey song, it's a Journey song. He gets a moment and then he has to, like, not be able to get the title and then I can jump in.

But he can't be like Journey. I'm like, don't stop believing. Like, that's not fair. Like, he has to, he gets a beat. He doesn't get like five minutes, but he gets a beat. Of course. All right. Let's get this.

So we're just going to put our hands here. Yeah. All right. I'm going to write down your name. And again, to be clear, we're playing one second of the song. Yeah, I'm gonna do my best to do that. The first second of the song. You guys in the booth there,

keep me honest with the scores. Oh, and we have a playlist on Spotify and email us so you want the one second song to playlists. I know that a lot of people email those. I created my own because I know there was some debate over the songs that we're chosen. But when it's over, we'll add these in. And email us if you want the playlist,

ring your fantasy football, gmail.com, we'll play. It's a fun song to play with games. Also, a lot of people in one of us, they did it with their friends for Thanksgiving last year. People see their friends over Thanksgiving or family, whatever. Send, well, we'll email to you.

Email us at Ring your Fantasy. Great way to get in a fight with your family. It's fun. All right. This is like playing Monopoly. I know. I'm trying to get this core out. All right here we go.

The Dane Martin joke like board games. All them are the same name. Which one of my friends is a competitive asshole? Seriously. Okay, ready? Nirvana smells like teen spirit. Yeah. It's never going to win that one.

Nicely done. Next one. Thank you. Hi Fitz. So, fuck, I can sing it. I'll give you five seconds. No. D.K.

Destiny's Child? No, can you name the song? No Scrubs. Correct. It's by TLC. Oh, why did you? Oh. It's not going to go back.

No, fair enough. Damn it. That was a layup. Okay. TLC. That was a Ben C. He beat me. Despacito.

Correct. By Justin Bieber is in it. That's correct, but it's not by him. He's featured in the song. You know, give you a second. I don't know. Luis Fonzie. Correct.

Wow. I don't even get the credit for... I'm impressed you... I'm like a half a point for Justin Bieber being in it. It's Louis Fonzie and Daddy Yankee. Okay. Featuring Justin Bieber. D.K.

Fucking... Shakira. Correct. Hips don't lie. Correct. I'm like, I'm on tonight. Okay. Yeah.

All right. Ready? Oasis. Nice. Fuck. Wonderwall? Correct. Yes.

Is it 6-0? It's 6-2. You have to. I won that one. Is this the real... Go ahead. It is Queen. Correct.

And it is... Oh my God, I know every word of the song. And now that I'm on the moment, I'm blanking on the... Bohemian Rhapsody, correct. What did you get the two-for? Before that. He got... He got Louis Fonzie.

And... Did he get no scrap to Chelsea? No, I actually think it's one. I think that's now I have three. Yeah, I think he's right. So it makes a lot. Baby got back. DKs, I'll be Jeopardy right now.

I'm like getting rocked on the buzzer. I am. Oh, it's 10.3 D.K. Why do I have eight three? You sure it's 10? How many songs are left? Well, we're only seven and a 20. God, okay.

Okay, ready? Wow. A piano man, Billy Joel. Incorrect both times. Oh, wow. Thoughts. I know, I know it, hold on. If neither of you can get it, I will do it one more time.

Caroline. I don't know. That's not the name of the song. Hold on. Give me a second. Cancel me for that. I'm going to get canceled. I got this fan wrong last time, too.

All right. I'm going to go one more time. No, no, no. I know. Oh, you can't go. Fuck. I'm going to get canceled. We're getting very close to moving on.

Do I get to go? Sure. Wait, he already said it. But you already guessed. He just played a guest. If he, if we don't. Each he doesn't get to go back. He just said he played it again if we didn't get it. I did play it again. I don't feel like you get to go back and guess again. If I play it again, we reset. Outcast. Oh, that's what I keep forgetting the name. Do you know the name of the song? Oh, I know. Oh, I know what the name is now. Sorry, Mr. Jackson. No. Rose's. I don't know. I have a mental like, I can't get outcast for some reason because we did another outcast song in the last one. You called it at you called it. Well, I called it at. And you saw the email. You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, everyone. No, I knew immediately.

I was like, that's wrong. Okay, ready? Never heard that, my life. Do you guys know that one in there? No? Oh, my God. Never heard that. Okay, wait, I'm going to give you.

Not even playing. Yeah. You don't know this? No. Oh, my God. Axel fully, or it's, you're fine. That counts. Axel F.

Yeah. I don't remember the band. Is it? Corn? No. Not even close. It's crazy frog. This was, Craig, Axel F was my ringtone when I was in high school.

Okay, that song's big in my friend, goodbye. That's on me. Fuck. Blink 1-82. What's my age again? Nice. I got to just start hitting the fucking day. Next song coming?

Don't know that one. Macarena. Nice. A classic. Can you play that? No idea who the band is. It's kind of a one-in-wonder. Macarena.

Can you actually play that? Is that the beginning of that song? Wow. The band is Los Del Rio. Never going to get that. Next song. Come on Eileen? Correct.

That's the beginning of Come on Eileen? This is another tough band. The Pretenders? I don't remember. Dexies Midnight Runners. Not even giving me shots anymore. I was going to get that. I took my tongue.

I forgot I got to stick that. I was right fucking there. Ready? That's all Hy-Fitz. Tonight's going to be a good, good. Black-eyed peas. I'm going to be a good night. Yeah.

And it's, um, uh-huh. Five seconds. Tonight. Got a feeling. Nice. I got a feeling counts. Here we go.

Hi, Vitz. Abba. Correct. It's Waterloo. No. You have the song? No. Mama Mia.

Oh, that's so embarrassing. Embarrassing for both of you. Fuck. Craig is so disappointed. Come on. Dude, people are shredding me, right? This is going to... I didn't think my stock could get lower.

It's 15 to 7. Oh, that's it? Here we go. High Fitz? Blank. No. Are you forfeiting? I'll know when he say it.

I don't know. I'll go one more time. It's kind of a little funk. It's funky. People are screaming right now. People are screaming right now. More than a woman. Correct.

Who's that by? I don't know. Let's see here. Oh, wait. First one to say it. Abba? No. No, no, no.

It's, um, fuck, you told me this was your favorite song in July. Come on. Oh, the. Oh, I know. I know. I know. The VGs. Correct.

Yes. That's so embarrassing. I think it's just like, I'm gonna get crushed. Okay. All the ones I knew, I'm losing the buzzers. There's like 10 more. You can make it run here.

I need a, I need a boat channel my fucking bo-nick's energy. I'll go one more time. I'll give you two seconds. Oh, I know. Go ahead. Was that chapel wrong? No, but it does sound like Pinconi Club.

She kind of like samples out. Yes. I will survive. Correct. Aretha Franklin? No, it's Gloria Gainer. Oh. Will you play the...

Craig is something the most fun. Actually, being the DJ is really fun. Nine to five, Dolly Parton. Nice. You needed that. That was big for you. That was huge. I did need that. Ready? Fuck. He got it. Fuck. What's her name?

Kesha? Incorrect. Oh. Wait, you can still guess a... title. Oh, I know what it is. Last Friday night? Correct. Wow. Katie Perry. Yeah. Wow. I really thought I was going to get that too well. That was that was a good save by you. It was good push. This one we'll see. Evacuate the dance floor. Stud. I don't know. Kesha. No. I'm perfectly fine guess. Cascade. Oh, I never have gotten that. Daniel Kelly. I thought I was just going to go on a run with the

Katie Perry Cascade and now this. You'd give you a shot of Cascade. But yeah, I think I I don't know. Actually, I fucked it up. It's Cascada, which proves you didn't know it. Though, Cascada and also did every time he touch. Great song. Do you have this at all? Day and night?

No. No, it sounds similar. You got this? No. Try it again. I'll play it two seconds. I'm more embarrassed by trying to throw out guesses that have 10% chances than even adding to my one. I'm going to know when you say it.

I don't know the name of the song. But when you say it, I'll be like, oh, that's the name of that song. It's a high school classic for us for our generation. Oh, I'm in love with the stripper T-pang. Wrong. What? It's sexy bitch My fucking David Gettta

Acon Oh I see that The David Gettah thing I never was part of That like skipped over me I thought that was the beginning of the song right there That drop

I feel like I've heard that I the first 40 seconds of that I think it's good I think that the David Geta Like era I just like for whatever reason Like I never I recognize the song

He solved racism And you didn't even like Oh is that the mark That guy Yeah he solved racism Yeah that's the best Okay we have one two three four more hyvits

You need to win like four out of five here All right. Wait, no, the score is 20 to 10. Hyvitz, you need to go five for five. I don't know about this. Hyvitz. Till I fucking collapsed by Eminem. Nice.

Huge. Ain't no mountain high enough, Marvin Gay. Wow. That was good. That was good. So it's 20 to 14 now. Okay. Red out chili peppers.

Correct. Californication. Wow, damn. Making a... This is like when we and you went. We have two songs left. And these are, okay, I'm just not saying. I'm switching it up.

Okay. Frank Sinatra. No. I've never heard that in my life. You definitely have. Not that that's your fault. Well, it doesn't, it hasn't stuck. It doesn't rattle. Dean Martin.

Okay, no. It's Love by Nat King Cole. I wanted to throw something in there. Mix it up. Okay. I would cast. I hit the buzzer because I had to win, but I don't know what the song is. If he doesn't get it, then we can keep going. We can go. Oh, yeah. Give me a couple more here Hold on

I was I I I'm not gonna say anything What was it Doesn't even ring about it I have no synapses It's like an 80s song It's like breakfast set Tiffany No that's not right

Um Yeah I don't know It is everybody wants to rule the world By tears for fears Yeah I knew it was an 80s song But that was Yeah ready

Hi Fitz Oh I know Rihanna and it's you got to win anyway Mysteria or Risteria what is it Disturbia Disterbia nicely done

Clay ended up being close That was 20 That was good Hifitz fucking Bo Nixby there Could that he's up Christ Double or nothing? Yeah it's like no I won You made your extra points

Double what Yeah you made your extra points That's what you did Would he win by four 2116 final Who would a comeback by you That was a sick Hyphus looked like he was like

You know in old school When Will Ferrell is like like, I blacked out, what happened? Highman's just like, oh. You came out of the gate with, yeah, till I collapsed, California Cation ain't a mountain high. Bang, bang, bang. I didn't lose. I just ran at time.

That old thing, yeah. Do you have more? I would go more just for sport. Yeah, sure. Actually, no, I should probably end on the part where it was cool instead of be sucking again. That was fun. We should do this. Disturb.

I'm kind of mad I didn't get the tears for fears one, but I assumed. I don't know, like, that would be just. Play your song. Well, actually, I definitely recognized it as a lot. 80 song. I just didn't know what it was. Oh, see, that's a good example to me. That's like a two-second song. That's like the, because a lot of

people send in one-second songs, and please email these ideas to ring your fancy football at Gmail.com. I will add them a playlist. We'll send you the playlist. We'll send you the playlist. Email us. I, a lot of people send stuff in, and that to me is one where at least to me, well, obviously, some songs

that's like the iconic parts like three seconds in or five. Yeah. That part takes a little bit of a second. I need like two and a half and I'm like oh my god but the first second I that's attached to nothing in my brain yeah and then the third second I'm like oh yeah I've heard that a trillion times do the Martin gay one Marvin gay one was like you're a freak I respect it's the fastest kid in the world I respect I respect throwing a knack cool dude Californication uh when I was uh I was at a karaoke bar like months ago and the fucking singer forgot the because I for Californication I think it's like

four verses and he just forgot the word and we locked eyes and I was like buddy I got you like I just like helped him and then he came and found me later during a break he was like dude I tried to go all over genres that was good no you did a good time

eras yeah yeah yeah that was fun that was fun I see now how DK didn't like being a ref for me I see I know you gotta work proud of you for getting eight in a mountain high proud of you for getting evacuate the dance floor the part I'm most embarrassed about disappointed in you both for for sexy bitch

come on that one I don't that one I don't have any sexy bitch did David Ghetto one yeah the part I'm actually embarrassed about is I know your favorite band is the Bee Gees and I'm embarrassed that after you said it was your favorite band I still couldn't get it. Bejee's an ABBA because you said that like a lot well I knew it was an Ava and I just played Abba right before I know and so that's why I was like I just honestly I know mama Mia the song I didn't recognize the intro I that was in the state I don't know no that's that's that was also that was actually the most embarrassing that happened in the whole

episode was me not getting it well we got out unscathed everyone made it out DK got the win we made it out my only request is if you wrote a rageful comment during when I was getting it wrong would you write a reply and be like that I won back 60% of your goodwill there at the end yeah you made it a game 20 to 16 there at the end

got close DK made the extra points that's right what's the guy's name what's the kicker's name Macatemney he got cut today did he? Yeah oh that's one of those like what why to do Tuesday not Monday

what did they do Monday they were busy meetings I don't know remember the time the Packers Backup kicker Where the body will be buried

Packer's 61 yarder made a Backup kicker made a 61 yarder The same day I'm over it It's fine All right Thank you Craig Thank you for making that

That was fun Email us at Reefattsyfootball Gmail.com Emails about all the stuff Stories of you being dumb shit in high school The stuff we've been asking out Trivia questions waivers

And send us one second song Suggestions And if you want the playlist I will email you back the playlist Email us for your fancy football Gmail.com Thank you DK Thank you.

A lot of people at the booth making the show while we're in person. Thank you, Ron. Thank you, Kai. Thank you, Krollers. Thank you, C.T. Thank you, Austin. Thank you, everyone.

Thank you, everyone. Thank you, everyone. Thank you, Bill. If you didn't hear the Bill episode that came out Tuesday, we had a really fun time. Thank you, God. Thank you, everyone.

Thank you, of course. As always, in particular. Lord! Lord! Thank you, Outcast, whose name... Fuck. I cannot remember that for the life of me. Fuck!

I mean, I do, honestly, like, I've listened to a lot of Outcast, too. shocked by that. Aren't you age-wise in the exact Outcast demo? Yes. No, it's like truly like, no, it's like a mental block. I just couldn't remember the name even though I... Yeah.

You never know what's going to trip you up. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to make fun of people for not knowing names. I recognized it. I got the name of the song. Roses. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys, you know, it's funny when I learned about myself during that. I have to, I, you know what? We all learned a little bit about ourselves. I'm like musically challenged. Like, in terms

of like music, rhythm, dancing, playing instruments, I'm like, I have like a brain problem. You have good recall. And yet, and yet while doing that, the only way I could get everything was I had to fucking pretend I was like, could do it. Like I was like, Californication and for some reason I had to pretend, I had to like sing the fucking entire song in my head and I don't, I probably looked insane. The best moment was when Hafeitz guessed I'm in love with a stripper so confidently and I look in the booth and everyone was freaking out.

What, no! Yeah, it was bad. Damn it, I wish I could see their reactions. No, the David, I also just blind spot for David Getta. That's great. Well, no, no, that one's a fourth. The 40, maybe I'm hallucinating. What year, what year was David Getta like?

2012. No, but that song is very popular, but 2011. The drop is the part I know. Yeah. The drop is like iconic. Oh, but I feel like that, once you hear that opening beat, you're like, oh, yeah, we're in. Also, here's the thing, though, I know the drop. I still don't.

I can't name one David Getta's song. I probably know, like, third. But I can't like I've never put David Gettah on on Spotify I've never played play on never searched David Geta and he play It is fun it is really fun playing this game just because Craig you did a good job of all the different eras Knack and Cole was a poll yeah I would never have gotten that one but I don't you know wanted to go all over Yeah I got the vibe I got the decade kind of yeah I thought for sure you were gonna do I was like Free ready to go on a beach boys song I was very shocked I will say though starting with the fucking

starting with Kirkland I wanted to give him a win yeah that was fuck I wanted to get him that was like giving that was like giving Rishiris the ball

in the first play of the game like he's been sitting in the yeah yeah yeah get him a layoff he was more reluctant to do this like I'm gonna give him a win and then I was like if he loses that one we're fucked

call it call it that's funny because after the game but then I was to go Despacito he's gonna get that I can't dude the the whole match was fucked

because I lost um I he beat me on the buzzer yeah who's winning the match who's winning the match I beat he beat me on Despizito was a huge L like I missed the buzzer in Desposito and you beat me on blink 182 and that one was like that that was that was like a huge like contested ball and he just like came up with it I was like fuck and I was like that's a that was a four point swing it's pretty fun that was good we should do this again I'd like to play not him though at some point okay you can admit that was fun Yeah, it was fine. It was fine. And I'm impressed with the comeback, honestly. That was pretty baldy. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck. I'm not gonna lie. I was really confident. I was going to win at the end. And then he played Nacket call. Momentum is a real thing. Somebody would got that. That one I really, you know, Dika, do you agree with me? I can't. I thought you were going to get that for sure. I thought you were going to get that for sure. But you played naked and call him. I thought you were going to get that for sure.

Well, I wouldn't say Tears for Fears is like... Play the first two seconds in that. A band, I know. Really? Not really. But Dick, if you had heard the first three seconds, I feel like we both would. Because that... No, I mean, I...

Be clear. Like, I know that song. But I didn't know it was by Tears for Fears. If that makes sense. That first sound, I... Means nothing. Like, Tears for Fears, when you say that band, I'm like, yeah, I've heard of that band. I don't know what their songs are.

I would never have gotten the band. I would have gotten the name of the song. Even now that you said it three times, I still kind of keep forgetting what the name of the Tears for Fears, they did, they had one other really famous song, right? They had a ton. They had shout. Oh, that was a shout. Shout.

No, you know what I'm most impressed by? Something happens and I'm head over here. That's them. They have mad world. The one I couldn't believe you got. Yeah. And I was so confident I was going to win was you got fucking the, you split the Katie Perry last Friday night. And I just was like waiting for you to get.

I was impressed that you got, um, fuck. Uh, where is it? I will survive. That was impressive. because that's a slight slow burn but some people know that piano open that's the one I said was piano man chapel Rhone

but I think she probably samples it for sure or it's very close that's crushing a full button sample I'm pink pony club very similar yeah yeah cool

yeah that was and also I think even in the intro it's like she sings like I will survive yeah she's like I know yeah yeah can I admit something that I did at the end. I wanted it to be close, so I rearranged the order of the last five to songs that I thought Hyvitz

would get first. Which is fine. It's the same five songs. Yeah, that's like, putting the little sum on the scale. That's what Roger Goodell does with the flag. These were not ordered strategically. So I was like, I played till I collapsed because I think I think Hyves going to get that. And I wanted to build up. I actually think playing that song is why I locked up.

I'm like, that's like the older. I think for our spaghetti. No, that's the solution. No, till I collapsed to me is, Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I could draft songs that I listened to before, like, a football game at high school. It's the number one high school warm-up song for our generation. Till I collapse. And then obviously played again and then remember the name.

And then, like, but till I collapse is just nothing. I actually think that's why I locked in. My version of that for high school was like still Dre or still DRE. Like that song was iconic. Another great warm-up song. Yeah. Emos of those two, like songs you listen, like the, like the pre-game songs. Because I think like through the, like now I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I will hear songs today that takes me immediately back to like warming up for my basketball games in high school I'm immediately there. Bus rides to a way game. Yeah, bus ride like listening to music on the bus to the games. You come out running with the ripaway pants on? Like rage against the machine. Yeah.

Yeah. Bulls on parade. Oh my god. Mbop. That's a one second song. All right. Mbop. Email us to Hifit still thinks it's called Mbop. It's hard to

say, um, just like, while speaking. This is my take. Is, like, you know the song, Mbop? It's kind of hard. I actually have to, like, pause and take a moment to gather myself to say, Mbop. Like, just say Mbop. It's pretty easy.

I contend. Do it right now. Mbop? Yeah, but, look how much, your face, a whole head moved. Say, have you ever heard? Have I ever heard Mbop? It's kind of hard.

No. It's as easy as pie. I also, I was like, he better get nine to five because I know you love dollar. I'm actually pretty mad at myself for not getting that one, actually. And I'm going to have friends that are mad at me about it. Sorry.

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