The Ringer NFL Show - Super Bowl Mega-Prop Bets, Luka in L.A. (and Kupp Out), Plus Aldi Vs. Trader Joe’s

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

The guys start by discussing potential Myles Garrett and Cooper Kupp trades, Chip Kelly in Las Vegas, and, of course, the Luka Doncic trade (3:17). Then, they dive into Super Bowl LIX by talking about some of their favorite prop bets for the game (30:44). Later, emails (1:30:15)! Check out our 2025 Ringer NFL Draft Guide here! Email us! [e-mail] The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck Social: Kiera Givens Producers: Kai Grady and Carlos Chiriboga Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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read on the Ringer NBA YouTube channel. So how loud do you think? I can't scream the way I do at home though. Do it. Just be normal. Like normal for normal people or normal for me normal? That's a loaded way. Just hear me say be normal and then go. But there's so many people here. Be loud. Be loud. People will know if you're lying What are you talking about? Just, just, you'll be fine. I'm loud in private, but in public, I feel weird being loud. Yeah, I know.

You can't have that. Welcome to the Ringer, Felt. Oh, so loud. That's definitely. No, that's quiet. Really? Yeah. Welcome to the Ringer Fantasy Football Show.

My name is Danny Hyphen. I'm joined in person in New Orleans by Danny Kelly and Craig Krollbeck, and we are here, live on Radio. I have no idea how much of that we just kept. But yeah, we're literally surrounded by thousands, hundreds. I don't know. But yeah, nobody really said anything when I did that. So I guess it wasn't that loud.

Boys, we're in New Orleans. Yeah. Thanks. Totally. First time in New Orleans for me, not for either of you. Yeah. I'm having a great time.

One day we'll have Craig Sherr's thoughts on Bourbon Street, but probably not today. So we're going to go over- Today is not that day. No. We're going to go over prop bets. Honestly, mostly prop bets. And in between that,

a ton of stuff happened between when we recorded the Thursday episode. We banked an episode on Thursday and ran it on Monday. And then I think a hundred, things have happened that we have to roll through. And then we'll get to prop bets. And then also at the end, we're going to do some emails, including we'll have to hash out. We're going to have to start has to two things. The terms of D.K.'s middle seat, raw dog flight.

And again, to remind people, we're flying from New Orleans to Los Angeles for show on Sunday night from the Super Bowl. Because if we were at the game, we couldn't really listen to Tom Brady announced the Super Bowl once in a little. You only get to see Tom Brady announced this first Super Bowl one time. Yeah, we couldn't have D.K. just raw dog the drive to the Super Bowl. So D.K. is going to have to sit in the middle seat from New Orleans to Los Angeles with No books, no flight, no movies, no TV, no music, nothing.

He's got his own thoughts for four hours. We have to figure out the terms of that and how we're going to make it content without him actually being able to do anything. And then, yeah, we're going to go through. We have to also keep emailing us at Ringer Fantasy Football at Gmail. com for the Tom Brady drinking game. We have good stuff on that. But yeah, starting with Ringer Fantasy Basketball podcast,

Luca Donchitz traded to the Lakers. Craig, were you awake? Because I woke up to him away. I know. All the East Coast people had no idea. No. I was awake. like, it was like 9.30 or something, 10 o'clock. I was actually out to dinner with my dad and my brother

in San Diego. And my brother's friend called him. Literally called him to tell him the news. He's like, are you on Twitter? That's how big of a trade it is. So, I feel like, the biggest NBA trade ever, probably. No one's called me in like six years. Dude, you're, you're friends who are dudes don't call each other. Like, they could, they could have some horrible diagnosis that they wouldn't even call me. Sadly, he was a warriors fan, the guy who called us. So I was hoping it was a big warrior's news, but it was not, alas. So, yeah. there's an email. I think Brian emailed in

and actually had the same analogy I did, which is Brian. Brian. Brian. In football terms, it's kind of like if the Bengals traded Joe Burrow to the Rams for Matt Stafford and a first round pick.

Yeah, yeah, that's a better comp. Because Schaefter tried to do Burrow for Lamar, but that's not correct. No, it's not at all. It's the same age.

Because you try to rationalize it and you're like, well, maybe they're worried about Burroughs wrist. And you're like, so you got Matt Stafford? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The guy with the back? The guy six years older who's always hurt? The unibrow guy who can't play? It's like, oh, my God. But the, I just shout at a bunch of ringer people had great, and there's so much on the ringer.com, great website about this.

But just to steal some lines I saw there, Howard Beck had the headline. Probably would have been the biggest return in a trade NBA history. Yeah, for reference, like McKell Bridges got five first-round picks for him, and the Mavericks got one for Luca Donchich. In like 20-29 or something?

Dude, it's, yeah, for a long time. Well, that's the whole other thing we have to talk about one day, the NBA started trading picks in 2013. The Lakers have two 2029 picks and they only got, they only had to give away one, not even both. But this really was a fantasy football trade.

How many fantasy football trades are you just like, oh my God, this person gave up like Sequin Barclay? It's like, why didn't you just tell the group chat that you were shopping Luca Donchich? Yeah. I would have given you something way better.

You gave up Anthony Richardson and Josh Downs for Seekwan. And you're like, just call me. Put it in the group chat. But the other one, I love NBA history in the playoffs, points per game is number one is Michael Jordan

and two is Luca. Yeah. But he's fat. From an outsider's point of view, because I don't follow the NBA very closely. Yeah. What was your takeaway? My takeaway was like, okay, so this is the most massive trade I've ever seen in my life, right? And that's basically how people were reacting.

Literally and figuratively, yes. Right. And then people were saying, you know, there was like immediate excuses. Oh, his conditioning's not that great. I'm like, oh, really? Okay, so his stats went down last year, right? When they made the finals. His stats were bad when they went all the way to the NBA finals.

his stats, they weren't good, right? Every year they've gotten better. No, you get the ball more and more efficient every time. It was like almost a triple double. The way things were trending, next year he'd be 300 pounds, but they'd win the finals. And that, look, you got to be okay with that. The only other, here's the question I wanted to ask you.

It was the most overthinking trying to get ahead of a problem that doesn't actually exist yet. Rosillo on Bill's pod, the emergency show, is like, don't get this in front of it. It was really funny. Yes. But here's my question. If the Lakers had also put LeBron in the trade and Bron.

and brawny. Isn't it still kind of like, I don't know if that's enough. Yes. They could have just added to the Bron. 100%. The thing is, it's not like the Mavericks

are more likely to win the title this year, and they're definitely not more likely to win the title in three, four years. So. Can you guys explain something again from someone who's a relative outsider to the NBA? The beer getting taken away from Luca situation.

I want to hear about this. Like, what was the impact Is that really as big of an impact as people are joking about? It's more impactful than the borough. It's kind of the borough water bottle gate of this, but this one actually was real. I do think that they were weird. I watched the replay of him.

The way he looks at the guy who takes the beer away is you just can't. You could see him in the moment file it away when he shrugs. Was it the GM who took it away? His dad was there also. I think it was the GM. Yeah, Nico Harrison. He looked at him like, what the fuck? Imagine if someone did that to you.

Imagine if someone did that to you and you're like, it's kind of a power. move to take a beer away. And then imagine if you were like an NBA player is the best player. I think it is a real thing and it matters to a small group of people in the front office in Dallas where they're like more upset about it than anything. But like, okay,

he's amazing. 34 points per game. 10 rebounds, 10 assists. So with all that said, starting out the profits episode, I think this is an important place to start because we have a very important principle here of the Costanza that when everyone, like if every fiber of your being says

something, do the opposite. The Dallas Mavericks are 41 to win, 41 to 1 to win the NBA title. I haven't seen a good zag yet. I hate, sometimes there's like huge news and it's always fun when there's like multiple takes on either side. This one is so one-sided, it's a little boring. But they're 40, they're 41 to 1. I don't know if you know this.

There's only 30 teams in the NBA. They're 41 to 1 to win the title. They did the trade because they thought it would make them better this year. Yeah. This is one of those situations, Craig, though, where everyone thinking... Anthony Davis is currently hurt. Everyone thinking the same thing means almost invariably that it's going to be like a terrible trade for the Lakers.

I kind of just want to bet the Mavs to win the finals. Yeah. We should. All right. So we can just keep rolling. So other L.A. trade. I like that we started with that, though.

I know. Other L.A. trade. Anything else on that? Are you mad as a Warriors fan? Are you really upset about this? Maybe. I guess the fact that we maybe could have got Luka Donchich is upsetting. So sure.

Right. It's crazy to think if they had just called anyone else, it would have spiraled to like, well, no, you can have like five first round picks. They would have gotten as many. Just take you a picture of us. Just come over here, Sheel. Just come over here.

Just come here. They would have gotten as many first round picks as the NBA would have allowed before Adam Silver vetoed the trade, probably. Bizarre. Yeah. What did you think of the Luca Donch's trade show?

Are you recording right now? Yeah, we're live. Oh, you are? No, we're doing a show. I mean, I was trying to take a picture and be nice, send it to you later. That was thoughtful. This guy.

Yeah. What did I think? Great move. For who? The Mavs. Oh. I can't Zag. I can't Zag.

We haven't seen a compelling Zag yet, so this would be good. My comp would be Lamar Jackson for Max Crosby. What do you think? For Max Crosby. Because it has to be someone who everyone agrees is good, but still, why would you do that? You can't be doing that. I had Burrow for Stafford. Yeah.

And a first. Where it's like, it doesn't really... Burrow for Stafford. Yeah. You're like, oh, well, maybe if they're worried about Burrow. It's like, are we better? Probably not. Yeah.

But I guess he's still good. I would have... I don't remember a trade. like this that just everybody was on one side. I know, that's what I was saying. The Bill O'Brien, DeAndre Hopkins, David Johnson, right? No one defends. I mean, they leaked a couple

things to national people. Was that for David Johnson? Yeah, he was in there. Oh, my God. Yeah, I think that was the one that probably best correlates where you're like, what are, what are Bill O'Brien? It just got panned by everyone. Right. This is crazy. All right. That was a great. You can still take a picture. There was a great NFL

insight from Shiel. That was a good pop. Have a good shot. Thanks, Shale. I had never heard the Dionne. That was a great insight. It's a good example and also that didn't age well. No. We almost did an episode that summer.

The summer after David Johnson kind of disappeared. We were going to give this idea? Wait, this is our oldest idea. You can't do it now. We have to do it for a new player. No, we're going to say, well, we'll save it for something. No, I guess we could. We were going to, it's fine.

We were going to do a true crime, like, podcast documentary episodes about the disappearance of David Johnson. Yeah. Because he was like the best running back in the NFL for one year and then truly fell off the face in the air. Like in the mode of like cereal. Yes. Yeah, we were going to do cereal. Taking it very seriously. David Johnson. Yeah.

All right. So other NFL news, speaking of LA Trade, so Cooper Cup is getting traded probably and he tweeted out a thing, which we'll have to get this too. Really sad. NFL teams are, well, NFL players are doing trade news. Like it's whatever. Him and Luca, a lot of players saying like, man, I thought I was going to be here my entire career. Yeah. So I won't read the old tweet, but basically Cooper Cup said I was informed that the Rams will be seeking a trade immediately and will be working with me and my family to find the right place to continue competing for championships.

I don't agree with the decision. always believe it was going to begin and end in LA. I think that this one also is not like the Lucca thing, but like the Luca thing in that, I feel like there's only one way to see it, not as starkly, but I'm like, I feel bad for Cooper Cup.

He seems to be a good guy and a good ram. I also think he's being paid too much for the Rams to keep him and they should trade him. Yeah. And both things are true. I feel bad, but also like, yeah, he's not worth the $28 million cap pit.

He's $5 million guaranteed realistically. I'm like, yeah, they should get rid of him. Sorry. Does this mean, though, that they ultimately will just, release him? Because usually when you hear about a team shopping a player, it's like, because it's not

working out, they would have already traded him if it. Well, because those rumors came up earlier in the season that they were thinking about trading him. So when there's a huge gap between your guaranteed money and your actual cap, what you'll be paid. Right. And basically there's a deadline, like a weekend to this, like March 17th call it. They have like five or six days in that window to make a trade.

what happens when there's a gap is if the player wants to be able to pick their location for like winning or whatever or a big contract, he can redo the deal to facilitate a trade or he can hit free agency. And I think that's kind of the question is like, does he care about winning? Does he want to go to a team that's going to win a Super Bowl? Does he want to try to get the most

money and what's he going to do? And how much demand is their forms? Because sometimes teams will pay up a pick to not let him hit free agency and just take him. Right, right. So that's kind of the question. So he's guaranteed five, but if he stays with the Rams next year, they'd own 28. Yeah, which is...

If they cut him, how much they have to pay him? Just five? I have to double check. It's like five or... It's not a lot. So I think the teams that I think could use him are like... I mean, Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh.

He would actually fit in Pittsburgh. Yeah, I would. I think that he needs to be a better version of kind of what Hopkins, honestly, is for this chief team where it's like he can rotate and it's veteran savvy, but like... Yeah. He really needs to be almost like a Kelsey where it's like, we're going to use him later in the year. Like, you need his body.

He shows up when you need him. Yeah. So, I mean, Bill's just got a Mari Cooper, but I think there's a similarity there, but... This doesn't really work, but if you want to stay in L.A., you could say, hey, look, it is going to begin and end in L.A. We'll just trade you to the Chargers. You don't have to move. Him and Latt are kind of redundant, but, you know. So.

It's also like you got to take into the account, like, he fell off towards the end of the season. He's not, he's, I don't want to call him dust or wash because I have respect for him. I still believe. He was probably battling through some injuries too. So, but yeah. I'm a little worried. The injuries, when he, he, he has at his point in his career, it's hard to then go through season without injuries.

Do you remember? That's true. I'm just dropped my whole water bottle on my computer in the middle of the giant show. That would have been good. That would have been tough. Do you remember the start of the year?

Cooper Cup was killing it. Yeah. His first month he was one of the best 10 receivers in the league. Yeah. And I think that it's kind of like if you can get him to that point for December, that would be pretty incredible.

Yeah, yeah. And I think you have to man it. But that's the problem is the Rams have as good of a training staff as anybody. And that's the concern is, honestly, he's probably going somewhere that. Get him on the Cowboys. Why?

Why would you do that then? need some help. They don't have a number two years. So you can be blinded by the sun? How's that going to help? That's true. It would injure me even more. Other trade news. So Miles Garrett, the defense and the Browns wants to trade. He had a real, I mean, this is getting out of control with like how the posts are, like, I feel like there's more and more production value to the social media. PR post.

Yeah, PR handling. Yes. It's getting out of control. There's honestly, I'm starting to feel like an old man because now the high school kids used to post a whole thing when you like pick a college. Now kids post a whole thing when they like get an offer. And this is, and not, anyway, no, boomer corner. but Miles Garrett said he said after the season that he wanted to hear a plan from the Browns about how they would win

going forward and spoiler alert I guess they didn't have one because now he like publicly says he wants a trade prestige worldwide wide why why why

that's the that was their presentation did not go well I want to trade the Browns man I think that this is also part of the Saquan Barkley effect of Saquan leaves the giants

after wanting to stay there they kick him They tell him to kick rocks and he immediately has 2,000 yards. And he's got the most yards ever to season for running back. And it's going to win Super Bowl MVP if they win this game. And I think every great player on a bad team looked at that and was like, holy crap, he's living what my life should be. Yeah.

And I really think the jealousy is, like this Super Bowl week is absolutely to me the reason for the impetus. I mean, especially the Browns have the least hope of probably any franchise. Like even other teams that are terrible right now, Tennessee, you could argue, whatever, number and overall pick. Maybe the Giants are equally in a bad spot as the Browns. but like the Deshaun Watson situation, Dionne Sanders basically not allowing Shador to go to the Browns.

There's nothing for Miles Garrett to look forward to. Also, he's just going to be Joe Thomas again. Like he'd let me put in it. The goal wasn't to go to from Cleveland to Canton, which is very much saying, I don't want to just be a great player and a shitty team for this whole time. Like, I want to actually win a Super Bowl.

And so I was just looking at, so it was funny because it's kind of like, what would you pay for him? And on one hand, it's like, well, he's 29. It'll be like 30 soon, like, you know, making a lot of money. Is that, do you give up two first for a highly play player. And I'm like, all right, well, first and a second, sure. And I'm like, well, here are the

teams I think should give up a first and a second from house Garrett. It's all the good teams. Well, it's Buffalo, Detroit, Washington. Green Bay, I don't think would do it, but they should. They need a pass rush. The Falcons should do it. Like all the, and all those teams are mostly in the NFC except for Buffalo. And I'm like, if you actually have three of those teams, all offering a first and a second, at some point, someone's going to be like, fuck it, let's just do two first. And I kind of do think they could get two first for him because he's so good and he is, like, that is exactly what you need to get a... Also, two firsts from Buffalo or Detroit is very different.

Late first, right. It's two picks in the top 20, like, 2.20th overall. Like, Bill's fans would definitely trade their last two firsts of, like, what, Dalton Kincaid and Kyrie Ulam, they would trade for Miles Garrett. Yeah, I mean, the team the most desperate defensively is probably Atlanta. That makes a lot of sense. But in terms of teams that are actually in win now mode, truly win now mode, yeah, Detroit, Buffalo is a great one.

Yeah. I'm happy for him. I hope he gets somewhere good. Do you think he'll actually get traded? Well, that's the other thing is, where do you think the NFL is at with wanting to do right by players and sending them somewhere that they are happy with?

I mean, the part of me wanted to be like, what do you think? But I think the real answer is it's about the player. Like the Rams, the Lions, the Lions sent Matt Stafford of the Rams because he went to ownership directly and was like, please, I've been a good guy. Like, come on.

All right, you have. And they send him to the Rams. And for the most part, they don't care. I think it takes a very special kind of player. This situation with Miles' game. Garrett is not one. If there is any team that's on the opposite end of the Luca situation and it's going to shop Miles Garrett get the biggest return, it's the Browns. Like literally the Moneyball, Jonah Hill and Moneyball is like still in the Brown's front office. Like, you know,

the aggregate guy. And I think that they're going to, for the most part, be like, you don't want to deal Miles Garrett. But if they can, they will start looking at like, okay, maybe we tinker this thing. Maybe we get a quarterback somehow. If they get Kim Ward and two first and if they could do that. So they're not just going to go to one team, get one offer from one team and accept the deal. No. Well, you could. I mean, maybe. Like a pretty low offer. Yeah. Yeah.

And then go for it. Kind of the first offer that comes. They're not going to accept that one. Because they're busy. They have other things going on. I was going to say, like, it's not like, you know, people that lives live. You know how hard it's the, what's the last time you guys called 29 teams? Right.

This is, this is how I trade in fantasy leagues. I'm like, I don't have time to do this. Like, sure. You could have fucking tweeted it. Like, Luca Donchage is on the market. Yeah. It would have been better. Yeah, but like, you got to field all the DMs.

People are going to text you. That's a lot. All the comments. I know. It just sounds hard. PR people have your ass. Whatever. They probably weren't going to win anyway.

It's fine. Yeah. And then if you waited until the summer, he would have had to deal with that while he was on vacation. Yeah. That's a lot. July. You do it in the winter.

Yeah, I think that's smart. Yeah. While Luca's at his fattest, you know? He's just finished hibernating through winter. Ugh. I actually crafted an entire Instagram with Carlos about D.K. while he was flying,

didn't have Wi-Fi. We crafted an entire D-K trade request from Miles Garrett that we were going to post. It's because I don't want to do the rod-ug on the airplane. Yeah. Also,

have we not learned that the best athletes are the fat ones? It's almost unambiguous. The belt, I don't like, between Mahomes, Yokic,

like, the guys who are out of shape and great are clearly better. Yes. It's obvious. That's 100% true. Eagle Harrison is. It's really funny.

It's playing checkers. You know who's ripped? Will Levis. Correct. We love us sucks. I mean, yeah, that's all you have to, that's all you have to say. Look at the mannings. I mean, look at Brady.

Miles Garrett's pretty good shaped. Well, the defensive end is kind of a different situation. Who? Right. Miles Garrett's in decent shape. He's all right. Yeah. Other, Chip Kelly signed on to be the Raiders offensive coordinator.

Yeah. Which I'm not going to lie. I think I don't think I've ever taken the Raiders more seriously in my entire life. Probably since 2002 and they made that Super Bowl. and Tom Brady owning it apart. And then it's like, Pete Carroll's the coach,

Chip Co is the office Gordon. I'm like, okay, that's actually like a lot of adults. That's a lot of adults in the room. They tied Mark Davis down and made some smart decisions

and got some adults in the room. I actually, I also feel stronger and stronger now because the Raiders did this. And again, the coaching in this division now is actually pretty crazy. Like,

you're going to have Chip Kelly on offense, Pete Carroll on defense versus Jim Harbaugh on the Chargers and A. Reed and Sean Payne. Like, that's actually a crazy amount of experience. But then I'm more,

confident than ever, that Chedur Sanders and Deon, they're going to force their way to the Raiders and they're going to tell everyone thanks, but no thanks. The Chip Kelly hire makes you think that even more? Yes, because again, I just keep thinking, Dion, he's homeschooled his kid to be quarterback. He clearly has had, frankly, you could argue, the most

active hands-on campaign to make his son a starting quarterback anyone's ever had in the history of the NFL. Like, he literally started coaching his college team and built a D-1 program and got Travis Hunter entirely just to make his son an NFL quarterback. And now at this last stage, do you want to hand him off to Chip Kelly, Pete Carroll,

and Tom Brady, or Brian Callahan with the Titans, or just to fans get with the Browns or Brian Dable with the Giants? And it's like, if any of these teams have an 0 and 4 stretch, you know who can't handle Stephen A. Smith on first take, talking about Deontake the job, Brian Dabble is not going to survive that. Callahan's not going to survive that. But like, the Raiders, like, Pete Carroll probably doesn't even have streaming. He probably can't even turn on.

I know he doesn't have streaming, for a fact. I love Pete Carroll, for what his word. Do you think, though, I think you're correct in all of that, but Raiders have the sixth pick in the draft. At a certain point, there are some things that are truly out of your control. Dion can try to persuade them to trade up with somebody, Cleveland or whoever, but at a certain point, like, if Tennessee wanted to take Shador, they're taking Shador.

In theory. Well, I think what Deion literally does is he goes to the owner's suite at the combine, and he literally walks in and he's like, here's the deal. You know, this is business. Everyone's got to do its best for themselves. think that, you know, I don't think that this situation's best for us. I think, and if it's not best for us, it's not best for you. And I think that, you know, I'm coming to hear like a man telling you your face.

I don't think this is best. And we're going to do this quietly. We're going to keep it private. If you want to go loud, we can go loud. Yeah. And it's like a threat. And the difference is when Eli Manning happened 20 years ago, the charge is like, well, just take Eli.

And if they really want to pay us, cool. If we keep them cool, the difference with this one is, if you keep them, it's going to be worse for you than them. Like, you will not survive the scorched. Earth with Dion and Chatur. Like none of the people there are strong enough. In Tennessee, Cleveland, like, it's all too tenuous. And so that's kind of

where I'm thinking. Maybe someone takes him and wants to flip him to the Raiders and make the Raiders pay. Well, that's what I'm wondering, is they take him just with the idea that we can trade him. I think the flip side is... Who has the leverage there, though? Like, let's say the Browns drafted Shador. Do the Raiders have the leverage in that situation, or do the Browns?

I think the Raiders, because here's the thing. It's not like Dion works for the Raiders. The Raiders can just like, nope. And the price goes down because then, you know what I mean? Like the Raiders. The rounds lose their leverage. Yeah.

Because the teams know they have to trade the player. And that's the problem. So if you just stiff them, you know, I think, I don't know. But we'll see. I don't know. It's a game of chicken and I come going to bet on Dion Sanders in the game of chicken. I don't know. The other thing, so the commanders are keeping their name.

Harris said the name is here to stay after interfering it or sorry, inheriting the name commanders when they bought the team from longtime owner Dan Snyder. And then Joshua says, I think the commander's name is now being embraced by our team, our culture, our coaching staff. So we're going to go with that. Which I really think confirms what I'd already thought that they were going to, if Washington had gone five. They were bad. They would have changed it.

Yeah. If they had gone five and 12, they would have changed the name. But now they almost made the Super Bowl and they're like, well, we can't get rid of it now. Do you think, do you think if you were a Washington fan, would you have rather gone four and 13 and then you don't have to be the commanders for the rest of time or gone to the NFC Championship? The second one. It's close, though.

No. All the names are weird, though. Giants. I mean, all the other names were not, all the other names in that pool when they chose commanders, I thought were pretty bad, too. No, there was a couple fun ones, right? I just think any name's kind of weird if you think about it too much. We're all anchored to, like what we know, where we like names that have been around for a long

time just because it's what we grew up with. And I'm sure Calvin, your son, who's five, we'll just think the commanders is a normal name, like the Giants of the Steelers or whatever. Exactly. But unfortunately that's not the situation we're in And I think Commander's kind of sounds a little dumb It sounds like arena football I've been thinking about that more with logos too

Yeah It's funny how much people in D.C. It were kind of okay with Washington football team Kind of like which was so pathetic when they did it And then I was like, I don't hate it Yeah It's kind of hipster And then especially if you were good

If you're good with football team That would have been awesome What would they have changed it to? Was it still the same list that they were considering Remember the monarch? The Monarchs was one of the finalists. Monarchs. Yeah.

Weren't they going to do something with D.C. Like the... I don't know. Like the Diet Coke or something. You know, they weren't going to do that. But they were going to try to find something that was like the Death Cats or like they wanted it to be D.C. I don't know. I was into that too.

Death Cats? Death Cabs for Kitty. Yeah. Or the Diet Coke's. That's easy branding, easy sponsorship. Diet Coke arena. It's really like, you're really narrowing your options there. Yeah.

isn't it also like the Pepsi halftime show? It's Apple now Apple, right? How dare you? Bleep that. Blip that out. The red tails, the red hogs. Oh, red hogs? The red hogs is because the name of the office football club. Hague. Hogs?

The majors. The Wages. You imagine if their thing was unleashed the hogs? That would be sweet. Oh my God. Unleashed the hog. Okay. What's Arkansas? The Razorbacks. Razorbacks. The hogs, yeah. Ferrell.

hogs are a big problem. They're huge. Yeah. So when you, the feral hogs, the thing is ravaging our communities. Well, because when the genetically engineered

to pigs to get bigger breed with the wild ones, they just generationally, they keep getting bigger and bigger. So like, they're like, we're going to recreate these like larger historic animals that we kind of like

killed out of existence. Like the pigs, like, when the commanders seem like a normal name to Calvin 30 years from now, the pigs are going to be like in that weird, what was that weird, Will Smith movie with the giant animals?

back to Earth or whatever? After Earth? It's going to be like that with the pigs. With Jaden Smith. I didn't see that one. You didn't? No. I didn't either. I saw the trailer.

It was like a Scientology movie. It was a Super Bowl. Yeah, I don't know. I saw a two-minute video of it. I was like, I'm not watching this. It looks really stupid. Go back to Earth after 100 years. Everything's just bigger.

I was like, okay. Anyway, the last thing here, the Refs Association, which I kind of forgot was a thing, announced basically a statement. We demand to be taken seriously. We demand to be taken seriously. They announced basically, so Roger Goodell was asked basically, what's up with the refs and the chiefs? And Goodell was like, this is ridiculous. And so the Referees Association put out a comment, and I will quote from it,

Commissioner Goodell's comments that it is, quote, ridiculous to presume that NFL officials are not doing everything possible to make the right call on every play is spot on, said the executive director of the ref association. Our officiating crews do not work the same team more than twice each regular season. It's insulting and preposterous to hear conspiracy theories that's. somehow 17 officiating crews of 138 officials are colluding to assist one team, and quote. I'm curious you guys think, my take on that is everything you said is right. I also haven't been led to believe by anything

that commenting on how a conspiracy theory is ridiculous will help curb the conspiracy theory. Just don't. He doesn't have said anything, wasn't he? No, he put out this. Goodell said something. He was asked. The refssociation put it out.

And I'm like, you know what? Don't make it sound like it says, I killed that man. Yeah, exactly. Because they're like putting out these facts And now everyone's just going to be like So 17 crews, huh? I'm not sure I knew that

What was it? Every officiating crew only refs a team twice? Yeah. So I don't know. Roger Sherman wrote a good story for the ring around this. What a conspiracy theories have to say about that? That the whole, all of them are in on it? All 138?

This is like my version of the flat earth thing is like, are all the airline pilots I know together on this, not fly? certain areas. Derek Thompson has a great spectrum for conspiracy theories which is there are really dumb ones and there are tasteful ones.

And a good dirty back of the napkin math is how many people would have had to keep this secret to like keep this a secret where it's like, you know, fake the moon landing a lot. And then there are other things. We're like, okay, if it's two people, David Stern and the frozen envelope to Patrick King, that's like three people max.

But the rough one, and I do think the reason I want to talk about this is I think there are really more and more people really actually believing that there's something with the refs in the NFL. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. And like,

I just want to just remind people two things. No one assume malice when you assume incompetence. And I'm like, the idea that the NFL is this all-controlling, powerful entity that, one, couldn't define a catch. Like, they're just winging it. And the refs are part-time employees.

If the refs were some arm of the NFL, you'd think they would be full-time. They're not even full-time employees. They don't even do this Monday to Friday. They're just showing up and doing their best on the most complicated goddamn sport. So nothing has ever leaked. There's never been any, like, real evidence of anything going on. If anything, I almost think this has an opportunity,

this is an opportunity for the Eagles to gain an advantage because the fucking refs in this game are going to be so scared to throw a flag on Philadelphia in favor of Kansas City that they're actually just going to go the other way. And shout out to Roger, whose story started with. So baseball is just becoming this like arms race between all the teams, all the good players are going to New York and Los Angeles super teams. And the NBA has now revived the, like Luca Donchish to the Lakers. It's just once again, the Lakers are just this dynasty and the Celtics on these coast.

And the NFL is just propping up Kansas City, who is checks notes, the 31st largest metropolitan area in the United States of America. I think the, my buddy was talking to me about this the other day, and I was like, oh, this actually is just the most, the easiest way to crystallize it. If you believe there's a conspiracy for the chiefs, you should bet a lot of money on the chiefs. like you should keep your money where your mouth is. Yeah, right. Open up the wallet.

Because, yeah, then you can make a lot of money. That's true. You should probably just go ahead and do that. Saving your kids' college funding. Which is a great way to get into props. Yeah. Because my first prop. Yeah, what is your first one?

I will be betting the chief spread. Because the game's rigged. It's rigged. It's rigged. In conclusion. In conclusion, it's rig. In conclusion, because it is rigged, because of the rigged NFL Super Bowl towards the Kansas City Chiefs,

I will be betting on the Holmes and the Chiefs. Spread is minus one and a half. although you can find it at one in other places. Fandle is one and a half. Who knows if it'll move? That's just my first prop. Is that even a prop? No.

I mean, no, it's by definition. But I do think you have to start there and you think it's going to win the game. That will be my first wager. We're staying true to what we said, which is we're going to think about ways the Eagles could win and we'll bet on the Michael Jordan football. But we'll have some fun in between.

Yeah, and like the Michael Jordan football, I will be betting Patrick Mahomes to also win Super Bowl MVP. He's won three Super Bowls. Every single one of those games, he has also won the MVP. And it's plus odds. You get plus one, 10. Do you think, like the Michael Jordan football, do you think Mahomes is also betting on stuff? And then we'll keep that rigged too.

Totally, yeah, I'm sure. It's all one big conspiracy. They're probably at some rally right now. The refs and the chiefs doing some ritual in the woods. I'm sure. Sacrificing a goat. Yeah, they're doing something. But those will be my first two wagers.

Chiefs minus one and a half. Patrick Mahomes' Super Bowl MVP plus 110. Easy. Come on. Also, the way the Chiefs roster is designed. Like, there's obviously no Seqwan. And I don't even think it's Travis Kelsey at this point. You think they designed it that way?

We did not have a sake on? Of course, yeah, because this is all a conspirators. They designed it where if they win this game, it has to go to Patrick Mahomes to be MVP. Xavier Worthy would have to have 180 yards and three touchdowns to win MVP if it the team is too spread out. I have that somewhere in my notes. I have to pull that up.

So I want to entertain for one moment. What is a world where some of these MVP, like a different, if you had a bet at a different MVP, because I kind of think like... Sequan probably two. Sequins almost three to one, which I think if you're going to bet on the Eagles, you can bet on Seqon. Because I think, frankly, the people voting on it. Again, people vote on it.

And they like Seiquon more. and they will bet on Sequa, they will vote for Sequine. But I will say, I'm always obsessed with like the, my toxic trade is thinking I could identify the random once in a decade Super Bowl MVP. Like the Bucs had like Dexter Jackson.

Malcolm Butler. No, not Malcolm Butler. Malcolm, who was the Seahawks one? You can't even remember. Malcolm, what was his name? Malcolm Butler was the guy who intercepted the Seat the past in the CYAC. Right.

Malcolm Smith. No, I don't think so. Malcolm Smith on the Seahawks. And I kind of look at this and I'm like, did Malcolm Butler not win Super Bowl MVP? No, because they probably already voted on it. Right. Who won? Probably Brady. Probably Brady.

About 2015. Yeah, you're right. They already voted. I don't know. I was... Again, like, I still think the Rams Bengals Super Bowl, Aaron Donald should have been MVP, but everyone already voted for Cooper Cup before you exact Joe. O'Berrota win the game. Literally, they won the game because of Aaron Donald stopped for Bengals and they didn't get... Whatever, man. Gotta go downstairs. So I wanted to just throw out Nick Bolton, who literally fumble sixth, Jalen Hertz. Yeah, I was going to say, is 300 to 1.

But he's almost, he almost proves my point that, like, Like this literally already happened and he still didn't win Super Bowl. But I think it's more like if Mahomes sucks, like what if he throws two picks and it's a defensive game? Yeah. And I'm like, wait, what did Mahomes actually do in that Super Bowl?

I'm pretty sure he threw for under 200 yards in that game. They scored 38 points. I'm saying if this game, what if this game is like the Rams pass one where it's like, oh, it's like 17 to 13 and we kind of hate it. I'm surprised Jalen Carter is so low on these lists. Like no one Smith, who is, again,

defensive end for the Eagles, really fast. Chiefs left tackle. Joe Tune, like, just because you were serviced against Washington, doesn't mean you can do Nolan Smith? What if Nolan Smith has three sacks and has a like a strip sack fumble touchdown return?

And I'm kind of like, he's 300 to 1. This is really dumb. We can move on. I guess no one cares about this. No, I like it. I'm just like, Patrick Mahomes threw for 182 yards in the last Super Bowl. Yeah, I know. You'll be wins. Okay. So keep rolling here. That's fun, though. That's fun. I'll sprinkle maybe. You reminded me, Craig, of the Sal special

for this game. Yeah. which is you bet one team to win the first half and then the other team to win the game. He made a lot of money on the Steelers like this because the Steelers are always down three points at half and then they ultimately win in the fourth quarter. I think this is great for you bet Eagles to win the first half and you bet Chiefs to win the game.

It's seven to one. I think that's really smart. This also goes with, I was, I'm going to tell you guys this. I think I want to get a bit Mentot tattoo. Because we're going to watch the game together in Los Angeles again when D.K. does his raw dog flight. Yeah. I want to get a tattoo that says,

live bet the Chiefs at half time no matter what. I don't care what we see. I don't care who gets hurt. They're going to go down 10 points and we need to bet the Chiefs when they go down 10. The last time they were in the Super Bowl, they were down 10 points at half. It was 24-14 at a half and the Chiefs won by 3. And also the Chiefs-Niners time. The Chiefs Niners Super Bowl, they were down by 10.

And then the other Chiefs' Super Bowl, they were down by 10. We should just do it. Just do it. Bet on the Chiefs before the game and during the game. The Eagles are going to win. They're the better team. Oh, are they? I think so, yeah.

They're the better team. I have been thinking. I have been thinking about that thing we said last week about, well, we'll spend five days talking about the Eagles and that, like, we're going to pick the cheese. And I'm looking at our radio row and I'm like, I think literally everyone else is going to do that. And I will say, I've been wondering, is this actually the Bucks Chief Super Bowl where we spend so much time thinking about narratives and like rematch Brady Mahomes that Super Bowl? and then we're like, oh yeah, like,

the Chiefs line sucks. And I kind of, like, we've kind of forgotten that, you think this is going to be a hindsightist 2020 game where I kind of- Mojones get sacked seven times? Right now, can you name, can you name the left guard that's going to play for the Chiefs in this game?

We joked about him last week. Callianda. Mike Caliando. Frank Caliando's son, right. I think that we're going to remember, like, I don't know, the third play of the game, Jalen Carter is going to line up over Mike Caliando. And we're going to be like,

what the fuck were we doing? Yeah, I don't know I'm already over I'm already overthinking it I'm doing exactly what you said we're going to do And I'm like I'm ready to take the Eagles I think now I think everybody I think the Zag has said it in and everybody's But the Eagles is the cool pick this year for sure You think the Eagles are the cool pick?

Yes I think everybody's on the Eagles have a better roster The line disparity They should probably be favored I think everybody's on that Mahomes is the only player on the team that's better than anyone on the Eagles That's all there and then he's gonna win We can't let this happen We can't be stupid enough to fight to bet against him in the super

but we can't. Because how dumb are you going to feel if the Chiefs to win versus the Eagles? I totally agree. If we bet on the Chiefs to win and then the Eagles destroy them because they're better

and Jaylen Carter destroys Frank Calliando Mike, no Frank. No, Frank. No, Mike. Mike. Frank, right. Frank Jr. We should ask him to do impressions.

Yeah, we'll be like, oh yeah. And he's like, what are you talking about? We're like, what are you talking about? I'm sure he's heard that. He knows. He knows. He's probably like, oh, God.

He's fucking idiots. No, you're right. If we bet against Mahomes, I'll like, I'll like, come here again. I'll never do you for. This is the 80th time someone's asked me that.

I'm like, well, do it. This is the time where he finally like just breaks and yells at us. All right, so we'll bet on the Chiefs and we'll bet on the Chiefs again when they go down.

So do you like South Special Eagles' first half Chiefs to win? I think, I can't imagine not doing that, to be honest. It's like if you're going to bet the Chiefs, at least I bet the Chiefs

to be losing and then come back. As Carlos said to me earlier this week, I've seen this movie for and also just like root like root for the protagonist. And all the conspiracy, like the chiefs are clear the main character of this story.

They're not the, they're not the protagonist. No, but like, they are the, they are the protagonists of this era. They're the anti-hero. There you go. Well, then, well, there you go. They're the anti-heroes they're in. Tony Sopranos.

You know what I mean? It all comes together. It's denied, not at all. No. Oh, I have a swift prop bed in here. Hit me. Okay. Well, we have halftime stuff later.

We could do halftime at the end is fun. Well, it's fun to do business in the front party in the back. Yeah, like a mullet. We're a mullet show. So, speaking of which, keeping the light on here, it is Super Bowl 59, and it's all happening on Fandall. And Fandall has a basically a bunch of touchdown bets. I mean, there's like a lot of bets on Fandall,

but the one we're going to talk about right now is touchdowns. And I have a bunch of touchdown stuff with you, starting with, of all the props, the one where I looked at for the longest and was like, what am I missing here, was just, will Jalen Hertz score a touchdown at basically even odds? And I'm like,

doesn't he have 18 touchdowns and 18 games? You're basically, yeah. Even at this point, two touchdowns, which is plus 550, five and a half to one. It's like, he had three last week. He had three when they played in the Super Bowl in 2020. I'm willing to throw money on one, two, and three. Hertz, Hertz, I kind of want to do all of this.

Yeah. Hertz to score is like basically even money. Hertz to score twice he says 5 to 1. Hertz to score 3 to 1 was 37 to 1 earlier in the week. Right now it's 29 to 1 for Hertz to score 3 touchdown. There's just so many opportunities for him to score touchdown. He literally just did it last week and he did it against the Chiefs in 2020. And the other one, Hertz and Sequin to score touchdown is 2 to 1.

I love that one. It's a little less now, but yes. I know, but. Yeah, I think that's great. Doesn't it just feel like it's going to happen like immediately? There's a great one, Sequin or Hertz to score 2 plus touchdowns. So only one of them has to score 2. It's plus 170.

I like that. only one of them has to have two touchdowns. One of them will have two touchdowns. No matter who does it, it's plus one seven. One of them will have two down. I'm so confident in this that I almost want to parlay like Will Shipley and John Dotson just because I'm like, how could they possibly not?

Like this is a Kastanza is actually Jalen Hertz and Sake 1 don't score. It's not going to blowout. Those guys aren't going to play. We should talk about the Kastanza. We actually have, that's not in our... I think this is the Kastanza because I can't fathom how this doesn't work. don't know how you don't make money betting every iteration of Jalen hurts to score one, Hertz to score three, Sequin to score one, two, three. Saquan to score one, two, three.

And then you're like, Hertz and Sequin did score like, and I'm like, I can't fathom losing money on that, which is kind of what makes me think that you'll lose money on it. That's fair. Maybe that is the Costanza. Right? Doesn't that just, I just want to my missing? Yeah.

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Just look for it in the Fandall's podcastbook app. Gotta say, I love being in Louisiana, placing some bets on Fandle. Heck yeah. On the app. Nothing better. I look at being in Louisiana for a lot of reasons. I certainly do. I don't know what you mean by that, actually.

Wait a minute. It's vague. I was just kind of going with it. It's a lot of yes anding him there. All right. Other bets, these are just bets I think will win. Yeah, let's get slightly, let's get slowly more debauchrous with these We told him about touchsense.

I just think Xavier Worthy scores a touchdown in this game. Okay, what are the odds? It's plus 150. So it's one and out, and I hate... He's so skinny, though, the Eagles... The Eagles D. You know, he's really fast. Yeah, oh, true.

He can run really fast. I actually, I have a skinny, skinny guy parlay, which is Xavier Worth. Yes, Xavier Worthy and Devontu Smith to... It's a bundle, skinny bundle. Yeah, the skinny bundle. The skinny bond to 300 pounds. And so...

That's one Luca. Yeah, one... Yeah. Would you rather, would you rather the, the Steelers get Devante Smith and Xavier Worthy or the Warriors get Luca. Well, that's not even fucking close. Are you kidding me? That doesn't really make sense.

I mean, the Steelers would just go nine and eight with Devonte Smith and Xavier Worthy. Yeah, that's a good point. I didn't really think that one. Even if they would have won the Super Bowl, I would have still taken Luke out of the Warriors. What if I also give you a first round pick of 2029? I also want to say, please, if you're a superstar out there

in the NBA, just go to the Warriors. We'll take anyone. Please. I don't care who you are. Can I just sound desperate? All right, all right. Come on. I know they're calling you.

the other one with the cheese one just the Mahomes over five and a rush attempt Sal talks with this one all the time too Neil kneel down to count as Russians so it's over five and a half Mahomes has sit that's an interesting one almost every playoff game in the last three years Mahomes has hit the six rushes and I'm like he just runs in the playoffs I know these things are getting hard now because this is the this is the fifth Mahomes Super Bowl right yes yeah that's so funny that's a lot he's one three lost one right this is fifth

that's a lot of Super Bowl we have so much Mahomes data In the Super Bowl alone, that it is hard. The rushing thing is no longer a secret. So it's hard. These lines are getting higher and higher and tougher and tougher. But yeah, he's, I mean, the whole like over on Mahomes rushing yards, over on Mahomes' rushing attempts, it always hits. It always hits. I kind of want to do that and Eagles over two and a sacks.

Oh, I like that one, yeah. Yeah, I mean, Mahomes got sacked more this year than ever, right? Yeah. I mean, he got hit as like 11 times in a game as many, like, twice in his first. five years and then two weeks in a row this season. I like that as well. Mahomes was sacked at zero times last time they played, but the offensive line was much better.

Yeah. The other one, D.K., you sent me this one, was both teams convert on fourth down. I just like this one because it's like in the DNA for both teams to go for it on fourth down. I have that as well. Both teams also are, the defenses are really good and kind of like

make you fight for every inch on the field. You know what I mean? And so I just to see. I like the other 30 teams who kind of just give it up, for being honest. Compared to these teams, yeah. I think so yeah because I think

you know obviously the defenses both of the strategy I think right throughout the rest of the season has been we're gonna you know play deep play like a shell put a lid on you yeah and then make you just complete passes down the field obviously the chiefs have been really good at that the Eagles are great at that

because they have the tush push but I just think I could see both of these teams going for a four down a couple times and you limit big plays and they're both very good on fourth down they are they're both top four in the league and fourth down conversions they've each converted on over 70%. Yeah, I did my research. Nice job.

I just thought it sounded good. Yeah. Thanks for doing the research. That's all, it's all vibes. It's slight juice. You got to pay a little bit. The yes is like minus 120 for them,

for both teams to successfully convert a fourth down. But also the way we talk about these bats, we were like, oh, yeah. And I'm like, can be honest as I've looked at, I've probably looked at a thousand prop bets, maybe more. My lizard brain is still like minus bad plus good. Oh, 100%.

And I see how they just get yet. every time where the plus bets are usually bad. Yeah. And I'm like, you probably shouldn't make it, but I'm like, plus 100, that's, whoa. There's a, there's an, I know, plus 100 is funny. There's another one that kind of dovetails off of the last one where will either team convert a fourth down attempt in their own territory?

I also like yes. Oh, interesting. That is becoming more and more common, especially in the second half, like teams are more desperate. Sometimes you're also just on like the 47 and it's fourth and one and you touch push. I think there's been more fourth down attempt. I'm not, I don't remember this. but eyeballing it, there's probably been more fourth down attempts in your own territory this season than I bet like the last four years combined.

Yeah, totally. It's not taboo anymore to do that. Probably like, I honestly, there's probably been more of those not if you take out end-of-game situations so you have to go. I bet there's been more in these playoffs than like the whole 20th century. Right. And it's like odds are this game's going to be close anyway. I will bet that in the second half there will be a fourth down in somebody's own territory and they go for it. It's also pretty much even odds.

You also, Craig, you sent me one and said both teams to make a 33 plus yard field goal. This one's really 33 plus. You said that? Well, yeah. Not 33. Exactly. Exactly. Both teams do make exactly 33.

16,000 to one. I did no research on this. I saw this. And I was like, that feels really easy. Yeah. You know? And then you know what's funny as I looked up

the last Super Bowl between the two of them? They did not do this. One kicker, Butker had like a 27-yard field goal and the other one. No, what? Oh, the Eagles cheese one.

Because I was going to say, the Niners one, they hit the longest field goal ever in a Super Bowl. And then a quarter later, Moody hit the one. But yeah, I was literally like, this has to happen

every single Super Bowl. And then I look, and literally it was Harrison Bucker hit a 27-yard or only, and Jake Elliott hit a 35. So only one of the guy hit. But I'm just like, does that not sound like incredibly doable?

I actually, I'm not going to lie. I would rather this. I want to bet there's Harrison, will Harrison Bucker miss a field goal? Yes, is 3 to 1. You like that? I do.

I also want to root against Harrison Bucker. But I think the other thing, why? You know, let's get, let's dive into this. I like to kick people while they're dead.

No, I think the weird, here's the word thing about Harrison Bucker. Okay. We haven't talked about this. I don't know if people know this. When Harrison Bucker gives any kick, a field goal or an extra point, on his follow through, he drops to one knee. He drops to his knee.

Because he injured his MCL, I think it was, or his knee. And so he can't stand in plant, so he has to fall. But I think because the camera pans up, people don't really know that. But I think if we had a wider shot and every time he kicked, he fell, we'd get the ick and be like, oh my God, is this like, can the cheese win with the kicker who falls? It's not a very masculine thing to do.

It's a huge ick. Yeah. Every time he kicks, he just drops. I can't even stand when he kicks. I know. Yeah. Just saying. That's really good analysis.

I'm really, really convinced. Like, oh, why? Well, it's knee hurts. And I'm like, but doesn't he make most of his kicks? I know. Yeah, but it would look weird. Sure.

But he also makes them. So we'll have to bet on him making a 35. four-yarder, thumbs up, we hit on that. And then he also misses like a 50-yarder. I'm just saying, once you start noticing he falls, you can't unnotice it. Yeah, that's fair. That's a big egg. Other ones here.

What else? D.K. I got a bunch of fun ones that probably won't work, but they're just fun to talk about. What do you think? The one you sent me that was in love with was Jersey number of the first person's Those are the best because this is something you can like root for. Yep. And kind of watch very carefully.

Jersey number of the first TD score. There's also one for jersey number of the last TD score. Yeah, this is great. This is a TD out loud. TD touchdown scorer. I'm not judging you. I just realize now, I don't think I've ever done that actually. I feel like I have.

I feel like I've said that every once in a while. TD. TD scorer. D.K. kind of has a different philosophy about pronouncing acrony. He's Ron Bergeny. He reads whatever's on the page. It's true.

It does say TD score there. So I read it. So this is basically roulette. It's like you're taking 18 to 30. 15 and a half is the number here for over under. The guys that are under Jalen Hertz, Devante Smith, AJ Brown on the Eagles. You got Xavier Worthy, Hollywood Brown, DeAndre Hopkins,

Pachecoe and Mahomes for the under. The over are important ones. The overs are Barclay's 10. The overs are Barclay, Goddard, Cream Hunt, and Travis Kelsey. Wow. The Under has to have the juice. It's basically Barkley.

The under has to have the juice, right? Sequin and Kelsey on side 15, though, is tough. Wow. I think I like that. I like the under. I like the under because hurts. Yeah, you get Hertz and like five random players. And A.J. Brown.

Yeah. Then you just worried about Seekoine Barkley. And you get Worley and Hollywood and Hopkins. It's basically like. Sequin Barkley just bouncing from the shadows. You're fine. Yeah, but when you rephrase it as you're betting against Seekua to score the first time. No, that's pretty good, though.

I would do the under 15. Yeah, I don't like that very much when you say it that way. Yeah. Seekwan won't. Also, Kelsey's on there. Kelsey starts playing hard these games. We haven't talked with this. Probably Travis Kelsey's last game, right?

He says it's not. I think he's wrong. He's lying. If they win this game, you can't come back. What do they lose? If they lose, I think he comes back. Or maybe. But like, if he wins, you have to retire

and start your next career off the three Pete. You can't, like, you have to, right? He has to retire if they win. We said that about Brady after they won. Yeah. Well, that's different. He is. problems.

I think he was trying to end a relationship. I think Kelsey's trying to accelerate one. On the Kelsey note. But yes, I agree with you. It's like there is no more perfect time to retire. Yeah, it's hard to know when, and I don't think any player has ever had a better, like, now than if Kelsey wins this game.

It's like he should probably retire right now. Speaking of that, Travis Kelsey, so Fandil has next-gen stats, like, sponsored. I saw this. I can't the speeds with the next-gen. Basically, like the top speed of these players. Travis Kelsey's top speed over under in this game is 15 and a half miles per hour. Oh, that's fun.

I looked on just like Next Gen stats page. He wasn't listed because he was too slow on all of them. Because they have like the top 20 guys or whatever in a game. How fast do you think you could get to? You can get over 15. No. I don't know. Yes.

It's like a 40-yard dash where it's like the margins are on the edge where it's like, you know, when someone runs 23 miles an hour, that doesn't mean you can't run 15. It's just like it's a standard. There's a standard of deviation between 23 miles an hour. Like 21. Like most people can run 16, but nobody could run 19. I think we could get to 14 right here on Radio Row. Like, I think we do 14 right now.

I think I could probably get to 15. But like, 20 is like, I have no reference. I have like, I can't, I can't think of how fast that is. It's kind of like when D.K. talks about defensive ends and he's like, he's got 34 inch arms. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? I'm not a tailor. Really long. I'm taking the under on that because he runs like TARS from interstellar.

I think unders are smart. Well, it's also like he's not like a yak, dude. It's not like he's going to get a lot of opportunities. Money more, yeah. To have a 40-yard spring. But he had that catch and was it the bills of the Texans game where he got over the middle of a random? It was the Texans game.

I remember thinking, we'll never see this again. Yeah. That was the last one. And he got caught. The other one was also, so Xavier Worthy's over under his 18 and a half miles an hour. Oh, take the over on that. Which I think he will hit that.

I have a lot of Xavier where. I think he could get that even like before, like if they run a reverse with him, could he get to 18 before he even gets close to a defender? They do that play where they're just like, they set up a 40-yard dash track for him. And they just let him run up like a lane. So do you think he can hit 18 turning?

Yeah. Yeah. I do. Turning. Oh, yeah, I see. I think, yeah. Like on a reverse. He's kind of making that half circle.

Swing shot. Again. It's actually faster. Shake and bake. Yeah. Shake and bake. Yeah. And then Sequin's over under 19 and a half,

which is basically do you think Sequin breaks one long run. Because I'll hit 19. I like the over on both of those. Doesn't that mean we should bet the under because we don't have any gauge for these numbers and they know we're going to take the over? How could we just intrinsically we should bet the unders. We don't know anything about these numbers. I just want to see someone run fast.

So that's why I'm rooting for the overs. My brother just sent me a tweet that says a certain gambling site, not Fandul, has shut down betting odds for Kevin Durant going to the Warriors. Okay. Just saying. Going to the Warriors?

Yeah. How could he go back? What do you mean? He already hates that. Doesn't, don't him and Dreymont hate each other? Yeah, but look. Was this in response to what you were just saying? Maybe.

Wow. What the hell? Just saying. The universe. Betting sites are starting to take down Durant to the Warriors. Dude, that's, all right. Can you imagine? I actually respect it.

You know why? Everyone, after everyone agrees, like, yeah, your ring kind of as an asterisk. And he's like, you know what? I'll do it again. I'm going to go get more. I'm going back. He's like, you know what?

The Nets and the sun sucked. I'm going back. Dude, he's like lost. He's like, we have to go back. You know, it's better? Winning. Yeah. You know what?

I'm 36. How about I just go play with Steph? I will say, the only thing I'll say, Dorett's defense is it is funny that we're like, you should care about rings and selflessness. And then he did it. Everyone's like, yeah, but you're a bitch. We didn't mean it for you.

Like, I don't know. Well, he's biased. What do you think? You're a perfect process. What do you actually? Well, no, you're not. I don't know. Warriors fan and the Supersonics robbery of Durant.

Yeah, Durant was drafted by the Sonics. I know. But what do you think of the people judging a player who like went and got rings and people I don't have any problem with that? No. I mean, that's like almost every championship team has like at least two guys. Look. two really good guys. Go get rings. These front offices clearly don't give a shit about players

half the time. The Mavericks just traded Luca Donchitz. Are we going to like talk about all your best changes to win? Are we going to talk about all the Yankees World Series titles ever? Well, I think the difference was that the Warriors had the best record. I forget what year was what year at this point because I'm freaked out to say long. It was the 2015, 2016 season. They went 73 and not. They did the most wins in the regular season ever. And then Durant's team almost beat them. And then he went and joined the team that he almost beat. Like literally like they were up.

Three one. Three one. And the conference finals. blew the free one lead, then he joined the team. But the Warriors lost the finals that year. Had they won, I don't think anything would have happened. I mean, those optics are not the best. I just love that he's going back. Ultimately, I still don't care. Oh, but LeBron builds a super team with Dway and Chris Bosch and Miami.

That's cool. Yeah. That's cooler, though, because they were just, I mean, that's kind of cooler. I mean, in those specific circumstances, I get why he got hate for it, but I also don't care. Yeah. Yeah. But LeBron one was vindicated by everybody doing exactly what he did for the next 15 years, is just

anyway you heard it here first Durant to the Warriors I just love as like we're going with that uh wait

so we were just talking about uh speeds tough speeds which actually coincides with longest reception 15 and a half miles an hour

I think we should find a stretch maybe tomorrow we can get one of us running out here I really maybe where we're sitting there actually is like a long corridor that we're trying to think

because like if you go 20 miles an hour on a bike that feels pretty fast well 20 miles I don't know if I can run 15 miles now. I'm thinking about running like 10 miles an hour on a treadmill. I don't think 10 miles an hour in a treadmill. Think of it this way. Think of it this way.

What is the, like, you feel out of control at 11. When an NFL, NFL receivers who are really good run a 4-5-40-yard dash. Yeah. Let's just scale that for a second at 20 miles an hour. Yeah. Double four and a half. Can you run a nine-second 40-yard dash?

Yeah. Yeah. Of course you can. You see what I'm saying? Like you like 10 miles. would not be hard for you to run nine, like a nine second 40 or dash. You could probably jog that thing. Yeah, yeah.

So like, can you run 10 miles an hour? Literally, you could do it right now. 10 miles an hour, yes, 15 and a half? 16. That's where I feel less confident, but I think the answer is yes, you could. I'm genuinely, I actually figured it out. Like, I think if you just, the only way I can kind of put it into context in my head is to imagine a treadmill.

Imagine having a treadmill at 16 miles an hour. That's fast. Well, I just don't like running on treadmills because I just feel like if I lose attention, for one second, I'm going to fly in. Like, I don't like the idea that if I take one step off. I have to run, I've run a flat ground. Yeah, but you feel that way when it's at like probably eight miles an hour. Yeah.

Imagine double. That's true. I don't know. I don't know. How fast do people run? Google Gemini says 28. I don't think that's right. No.

It says human. Maybe one human did that. I don't think. Oh, someone that literally asked is 12 miles an hour fast for human running 12, considered quite fast for the average person. That's funny because DK's on Reddit and it says 15 miles an hour isn't fast by any stretch. Oh, wow. Thanks, Gemini.

You can't go anywhere. I googled how fast is 15 miles per hour running. The internet was so much better, like, a long time ago. Didn't really get a good answer. Like, remember how, like, when you could Google stuff and get the answer, like, really quickly? Anyway. I really think we should test this out. Yeah.

We can get a radar. Well, no, the problem with the radar guns. Do you think you could run 15 and a half miles an hour? I know I could run 11. I don't know, but 15, I want to double check. You walk in this back a little bit. 10 minutes ago, you were like 15 is a walk in the park. Well, you didn't say, I'd have to do it here.

Okay. You can do it anywhere you want. We have a video. here's what 15 miles per hour looks like running on a treadmill. Let's see. I'm going to skip it forward. Yeah, go all over to the end. Oh, now there's horses running.

No, you boomer. This can't be 15. Watching TikTok's in a browser. What the hell? No, I know. TKs. What a waste. You know how I know you're 40?

DKs, well, he's on TikTok.com. TikTok.com. TikTok. Oh, my God. This is 5 to 13. This doesn't go up to 15. Well, I want to see what 13 looks like then. Dude, that guy's jogging.

That guy's jogging. 15's easy. We should slam the over. You know what? There's a treadmill in our hotel. You know what? Ticktok.com paid off. Let's say.

The worst case is one of us gets hurt. I'll do 15 on the treadmill in the hotel tomorrow. Let's be real. If one of us gets hurt doing it, that would be better for content. Okay, now that looks quite fast. No. Oh, I could do that.

I could do that. That's fine. This is really good radio. I think I'm going to say, I can go over 13. No problem. I can do that. We have a treadmill. Let's do this tomorrow.

We'll do it in the morning. I brought running shoes. We'll do in the morning. I'm going to like pull a hamstring doing it. That's great. I feel like one of us is going to get hurt severely. This is great. The other bets, the other one, I just love this one.

This only comes out for Super Bowl props, so we don't talk about this the other 51 weeks a year. Will anyone record an octopus? Which is when you catch a touchdown and get the two-point conversion for eight. They try to make an octopus a thing. They keep me making the octopus a thing. I'm like, I kind of wish the octopus was a thing. It's a good name. No, it's not.

You don't let, you want to call. It's a terrible name. You want to call Blue Sky Post skeets. Yeah, because it's funny. Octopus for eight points. Correct. Yes. Is he right or am I wrong?

Skeets is funny. Yeah. But you'll never be taken seriously if it's like... So I arrest my case. Okay. Yeah. It's probably funny for like the first five times you say it. And then it's just, you're saying skeet all the time.

That's fine. Yeah. The novelty wears off a little. I was going to say, yeah. Who do you guys think is going to have the longest catch in this game? Because it's literally been a different player on the Chiefs of the last five games in a different player on the English

for the last three games. It is literally the worst bet you could make and yet I'm so intrigued. I like this is like streaming tight ends where it's just just throw a dart. The longest reception. Longest reception.

On either team. Yes. And again, the last five Chiefs games it's been a different player. It's been Kelsey, Juju, Justin Watson, P. Ryan and Worthy.

And then for the Eagles. I think it's worthier. I think it's worthy. Is Worthy the favorite? Well, that makes a lot of sense. Three to one. Worthy second, six to one. I think AJ Brown's a good.

AJ Brown's a good bet because if they really load up to stop Sequin. I'd rather just have Marquis Brown at 8 to 1. Dude, you know which one I like is Justin Watson 35 to 1? That dude always keeps up in the past. He comes in for like one thing and one thing only. The problem is now the Chiefs have one too many decent receivers

where he's not on the field as much as he used to. Right. Because now it's like you have Hollywood and DeAndre and Juju DeAndre barely plays. DeAndre, I mean, his over under for catches is one and a half of this game. He's barely playing. 12 and a half yards for hockey. So if we had to bet this, what do we like?

Is it AJ Brown? I think it's worth. No. Worthy six to one? you like that? Yeah. Although he's not actually that great. He's just like if he gets a run after the catch you.

All my worthy stuff, I like him for touchdowns. I mean, I have a bunch. Honestly, I have a bunch of worthy stuff I like. I love, I think Worthy has a huge impact in this game, but it might be rushing. The, I would rather do Marquis Brown because I have worthy for rushing stuff. But Marquis Brown, I'm like, if he gives two weeks to learn where the sidelines are, you know. Right. Because they're different in every game.

Yeah, they've been playing football for a long time. He's even hurt all year. He probably forgot. Morkees Brown is funny because he had an upper body injury. So Markees Brown looks way faster than people who usually are when they come back from an injury. But he clearly mentally was not playing football for a long time because he just has no sense of the white grass or the green grass. Because he couldn't catch passes. He wasn't running around on the side.

He was just running on. He was probably just running 16 miles an hour on the treadmill for four months. Yeah. Which we'll be doing tomorrow morning. Okay. So who are you taking? I'd probably sprinkle a couple. to be honest, you know, you get nervous.

The Eagles don't let up any long plays, but... Goddurt, run after the catch? No. I don't think you bet this one, because you know why? Oh, it's terrible. It's the worst bet. I don't think this one's fun. I don't get any joy from this.

Want to know another terrible one to bet? Yeah. Total players to throw a touchdown in the game. Oh, this is the worst fucking bad. Over two and a half. It's obviously the first two are the quarterbacks and then some random third one. I look this up. I'll be a fake pun.

I'm pretty sure. Neither the Chiefs nor the Eagles have done a trick-play touchdown pass this year, which which means they're due, right? I wish this was take a snap because if you could bet on like, will a non-quarterback take a snap? And like, I think a few weeks ago, the chief did this thing

where Kelsey, like, lined up at quarterback, but he's going to pitch it or something. So I think Kelsey's not going to throw the ball. Well, if he pitches it forward, that's a pass. But if you pitch it backwards, it's not a pass. Yeah, yeah. So, like, I think that's the thing

where it's like you could literally get Kelsey snapping it as a quarterback and not hit this bet on over two and a half people to throw a pass. It's a miserable bet because you're upset the whole game. I know. Every play you're just like, you're praying for a truth.

play for four hours. So here's one that's not fun and won't. Also, is this where we should caveat? You should probably, I mean, if you want to win money, I don't think you should listen to us. Right. I think that's implied. That's implied. Can I give one that will win money? Sure. Are you guys cool with that? It's not really the vibe of the show.

We'll cut it if we don't like it, but this one will win money. First player to get to 10 plus rushing yards. Oh! Here are in order of, you know, best odds to worst odds, or I guess worst odds to best odds. Sequin is the favorite. Then it's Kareem Hunt. Then Jalen Hertz. Pacheco, Mahomes worthy.

Patrick Mahomes is 9 to 1 to be the first player to get to 10 rushing yards. Like that one. That is one scramble on the first possession of the game. Yeah. Basically, because to me, it's still possible for the Eagles to get the ball. A couple Sequin runs don't go anywhere.

They punt. Same thing with like, it's going to take Pacheco and Grim Hunt four carries to get to 10 yards. Mahomes, it would take literally one scramble to get to 10 yards. 9 to 1. I have this bet.

This is my favorite bet. whole game, and it's not Mahomes. I want Xavier Worthy 25 to 1 to the first player to get to 10 rushing yards. Because the Chiefs always have a scripted play when they, especially when Andy Reid has time. Like, the first

touchdown of the season was Xavier Worthy. Yeah, right? Like, oh, they just do some weird thing where they get him a rushing touch and they get him like this alley and they try to get him. And I love the idea of that on the first drive, what they love to do is they love to get Xavier Worthy the ball on the first drive on some motion, an orbit motion,

be like, you have to pay attention and respect this motion the whole game. And we're going to build iterations off it. So all you need is on the first four or five plays, Xavier Worthy just needs to get one 10-yard rush before, like, Kareem Hunt or Pacheco get like 10 rushing yards. And I'm like, all you need is the Chief to win the coin toss. And Worthy is like 25 to 1. I feel really confident he's going to get a scripted play.

It's not bad. I might sprinkle a little bit on both. Yeah. I have one that's related to your Mahomes bet there. Okay. So remember how early on we were talking about Jalen Hertz 2 plus rushing touchdowns. we liked it. Yeah.

Add in, Jalen Hertz and Patrick Mahomes combined for 100 yards rushing and two rushing touchdowns. So basically you just need one of these guys to kind of go off as a rusher. I think Hertz is obviously

going to be the one. But Mahomes have been running more, but that's 9 to 1. So they just need to combine for 100. Right. And two rushing touchdowns. With how much Mahomes ran last week, I kind of liked it.

But we could be honest. That's the one that if you open the app, it's the first one, which don't bet that. You need, I mean, you need Hertz to run for 60 and Mahomes to run for 40. Yeah. Which, honestly, it probably will happen. Or 70, 30.

I didn't even think of that. What about 80-20? No, that's possible to? Hold on, let me check. Yeah. So what about 110 negative 10? Actually, can I tell you what's going to happen right now? Yeah, yeah.

Here's the one problem with this bet. You're going to hit it. You're going to celebrate. And then one of the teams to win is going to take three downs and you're going to go back under to like, 97. I'm setting you up for a massive spoiler. Is this one of those things where like sack yards

count against the rushing totals? I don't think so. But kneel downs do, which is a weird thing now that you think about it. Like, why does taking a sack not count against rushing yards? But kneeling does?

What's with that? God, that's a good point, Craig, though, the kneel downs? Imagine how many yards would you need? Talk about a depressing way to lose that bad. How many yards would you need to feel safe at this? Talk about your all-time backfires. Talk about your all-time backfires.

Other, I like that one, though, it's fun. Total players. The other, one. I love the worthy stuff. Speaking of which though, so again, go to be the bills here. Worthy's just kind of like hurt his hamstring on the first play. Stop, don't eat there. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Hold on.

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I love, and I'm probably really stupid. I'm definitely really stupid. But Xavier Worthy scored the first touchdown of the season. I love the idea that, like, he's going to score the last touchdown on the season. Very poetic. It's like 10 to 1. Yeah. And I really do think he has a big role in this game because they need,

they need him for a variety of reasons. They need the speed. But I just, he's the guy that when they have time, whether it's the whole off season, off the buy. Like, he's the guy they need to read schemes to get the, ball. And I just think around the red zone again, like the whole, they won the first Super ball on that corn dog play with the motion and everything. I'm like, Andy Reid just loves getting fast guys to ball when he has time to think about it. So Xavier Worthy two touchdowns is

10 to 1. Worthy with the first half touchdown is 3 to 1. Worthy. Worthy last reception over 20. He smashed that. Worthy last touchdown the game is 10 to 1. I like all the Xavier worthy stuff. So you're just going to spam kind of every Xavier Worthy bet, hope to hit a couple. Yeah, so you should probably bet on Marquis Brown because I don't really have a great tracker. Question for you. With this Fandall thing, does it matter if I'm kind of watching my favorite team or rooting against my rival? I'm so glad you asked. It doesn't matter if you're watching your favorite team or rooting against your rivals. Fandall's giving everyone something to cheer for during Super Bowl 59. So don't miss your chance to score in the biggest game of the year with Fandall's $5 million.

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read, and they actually write Super Bowl 59, which I like, because they're just writing for me. But in all this official stuff, everywhere on Radio Row, Super Bowl 59, all these Roman numerals in front of us, I thought they were going to sunset the Roman numerals at Super Bowl 50, and they didn't. Can you stop making me do math in

Latin? Can you read Roman numerals? I just never tried. I have to think, like, if you, you ever, one of these banners? Yeah, because the L is 50 and then the I X is 9. X is 10 minus 1. And I'm like, no one even speaks Latin anymore. Super Bowl 38 is down there, and it's like, X-V-L-L-1-1, and I'm like...

It kind of looks badass, though. It does. Here's why they're doing it. Here's why they didn't sunset it after 50, because they don't want to deal with 69 being written out. After 69, they will sunset it. What is 69? You can't have 69 plashed it all over radio roll.

It's Super Bowl licks. Dude, yeah, this is Super Bowl licks. We're literally on Super Bowl licks. The last Licks, if you will. So there's that. I'm just saying, I think it's poking holes in your theory here. The 69 piece. They literally did 50 because they didn't want Super Bowl L.

You're rushing right. They changed the 50 for L. So what is, wait, what is 69 in Roman numerals? 69 in Roman numerals. Oh, okay. Do you think we'll still be doing the show in the Roman numerals? In 10 years. Oh, it's LX I-X.

I'm like, you've got to do that math. No, that's actually ridiculous. So L is 50 plus 10 minus 1 minus X. And I'm like, no, that's not even right. How do you get to, it's L? It's 50 plus 10 plus 9. Yeah. 50 is 50, the X is 10.

Now you're at 60 and then I-X is 9. 60. 69. Carlos can put a picture of the Roman-Nurals in here. But it's really 50 plus 10 plus parentheses that are invisible, one minus nine. That's what you're doing. Yeah, because XI, I guess would mean 11, but if there's another X after it, that means it's nine. Why are you making me do math and Latin? This is insane.

I just want, we have a whole different set of numbers. We have a whole, that's in 10 years. We have a whole different set of numbers. Roman numerals are pretty dumb. We have our numbers. I'm going to say. they're cool. We've had numbers for 1,000 years

that was better than this. We honor nothing. Anyway, I just, email us a ringer fanci. He was a soldier of Rome. At email.com, you have thoughts on the... Honor him.

Okay, my next one here. This is the... Hold on, wait. Have you seen 38 in Roman numerals? Why that number? You'll see. Why is that number? It's weird.

Look at that. That was a Super Bowl. I get that, though. XXXXV1-1-1. I can read that. That's actually the easiest to do the math in your head. 10, 10, 10, 10, 10.

I don't think there's anyone that's better. How long do you think it's going to take John Battese to sing a national anthem? Here's my thoughts. If you don't know who he is, multi-talented guy, musician, pianist, singer, plays a million different instruments. Used to be the band leader for Colbert. He's from Louisiana.

I've gone back. I've grinded tape on J.B. Great call, J.B. He always hits the over. I've timed him every time. And he hits the over. I feel like you said this last year. I did.

And I got it wrong. I think I'm like over five on. I was like, this sounds so familiar. This is the real case. Whatever I, whatever point I make in the next 60 seconds, fade that. I actually can't want to see someone if anyone bets everything we said, but the opposite, and they become like a billionaire. So he's actually not bad.

He's saying it at a basketball game. He clocked in it like 90 seconds. Right now the spread's 120. So, uh, 90 seconds? And he's, how could you even stretch that to 40 seconds? Because 30 seconds less? 40. Here's my thinking.

I don't think he's going to sing. Oh, no, 30. Dek is right. I was like, what? I'm wrong. I'm not going to math. He's still doing it in Roman numerals. math and Arabic here.

I was like, I'm probably, I could be wrong. It's definitely common. I'm not positive he's going to sing. So he did another one where he just, he basically plays like three different instruments and he switches between guitar and piano. And it's a big arena. He's not known as like a vocalist. But you don't think he's going to sing the anthem.

No, I think he's going to, I think it's going to be instrumental. And I've seen him do it before. Bring that Navy guy on. Yeah, that guy was great. And so yeah, I think he's going to do like some genre bending thing. And when he played instruments, it went way over. This is great.

Yeah. I like this. This is good. I can't wait from to start singing. I'm all in on this. Like in the middle of the national anthem and everyone's like all quiet

and he's going to open his mouth and start singing. Cricks. Yeah. Because here's the issue. Who was it last year? Because you were dead wrong about that. Was it Reba McIntyre?

Yes. Reba. No. That bitch. She ruined me. Whoa. I'm ruined. Great show.

Reba. Yeah. Legend. Been around a long time at Reba. The heavy. juice is on the over. So people are siding with me. People think he's going to go long. So I don't know, maybe he's at, here's the thing.

He just doesn't have the pipes. He can't hold those like belts. Do you think that he's going to use that as bulletin board material? Yeah. The thing is, is he could kind of get, he improvises a little bit. He'll like kind of like finish a word and then like jam in a couple other words that aren't in the song and then go back to the lyrics.

So I think he's just so kind of creative and interesting that I'm probably going to go the over, but I guess that's what the public's on. So fade that. He'll probably just zip through it. Get in and out. The funniest point is to play it like really just by the numbers. Oh, say, can you see?

There's going to be absolutely It's like the Mabbs. It's like I get somewhere to be. Brave. Thank you. It's like monotone. I don't know. Yeah. Then the instrumental thing. Don't forget I said that. I think I bet in the under. That's good.

Yeah, you should. You should bet the under. Because if he sings, he'll zip through it. Oh, my God. The national anthem, also the halftime show. The other one was, so there's a bet here that's, if the first song of halftime is humble and the last song is not like us by Kendrick Lamar, that's 7 to 1. Okay.

Which... The halftime show song bets are one of the... They, like, haunt me. I'll never be able to get that right. Craig wakes up in a cold sweat. I have no idea. I'll bet whatever you want. Honestly, those bets are rigged.

They're the only bets that leak because, like, actually hundreds of people here. But I will say, I started thinking about what songs Kendrick does. And then you start with, well, there's time. I think they're doing more songs now. I really think he's like, oh, it's like, you get 10, 13 minutes, whatever. And like, oh, you do three or four. And now it's like people are cutting songs and going into more. So I think the overrunner on songs he does like nine, like the, you know, the dray.

Well, they do so many songs now. But I will say the pop out, he did not like us six times, which does beg the question, like, does he do not like us more than once? Does he, like, run the first verse back again? Or does he just do it one time? Is that, does that happen? in a halftime show before? Or did the same song twice?

No, but he made a point to stomp on on Drake's grave. So the crowd can scream a minor. Yeah, so he literally wants, dude, also we haven't talked to him. Where is Drake watching this game? What is Drake doing on Super Bowl Sunday? Did you say, at the Grammys, Taylor...

He's doing chores, trying to take his mind off of things. Dude. Staying busy, puttering. He should get a flip phone and go off the grave. Darkness retreat, maybe. Darkness retreat. Is he actually going to watch? He's not going to watch.

watch the halftime show, right? No way. But then, can you, he, a hundred million people are going to be like, A minor. A hundred million people. All right. Well, put it up in unison. Dude, he's tough. Taylor Swift and everyone at the Grammys saying it.

Like, anyway, I think it's the most anxiety brain thing I've ever seen that will play out in real life. He's like, Drake being like, like, what if, like, someone, you know, calls me like a pedophile at the Super Bowl halftime show? You're like, dude, come on. You're catastrophize. And that won't happen to you. And it's like, no, no, no. and everyone's going to sing along. Like, it's kind of like,

it's a crazy thing that's going to happen. There is that, but how does that compare to Liam Cohen saying Duval? That's bad. Well, the main, no,

but the difference is, the main reaction to that when we said that on the show was everyone's like, what does that mean? And you're like, oh yeah, it's the Jaguars.

That's the county they play. And no one knows what that means. Yeah, I was being facetious. Okay. Obviously getting called out. So what's the worst thing that could happen?

What's the worst thing they could have? Oh, come on. It can't be that bad, right? So you're going to bet humble and then not like us? He has to do not like us. What is the bet? What are the bad options? I don't think he's starting with humble.

I don't think he starts the humble either, but I think he does all right, and I think he does not like us. And from that point, it's like humble. I think he does a portion of TV off because he has to yell the mustard. Like he's going to yell mustard. So I think those four songs are good bets.

And then at a point, like all the stars, and then I start wondering about bad blood. And here's why. Taylor. Will Taylor Swift appear on stage during the Super Bowl halftime show? probably not. But she's there. They have a song together.

Probably not. It is 50 to one. Which feels about right. Are you looking at me like you're so like... I don't think she will. I think that her upstaging Travis Kelsey and then they potentially lose the game is just like a terrible look. Oh, like if she does it and they lose and everyone blames her? She would not.

And then it would be like Taylor Swift stole the moment from her boyfriend. It's probably good call. But all the stars, Siza coming out would be cool. Also then there would be. I would just like strengthen all the conspiracy theory, people who are like, the NFL, just wanted the chiefs to get here. So Taylor Swift could inform at the half-man show. Then those are my five I'm betting on. All right.

Not like, I don't know the order. All right. Humble, TV off, all the stars. And then it ends up not like us. You guys, I'm getting the K-smog and Zushka thing going on here. I don't know what you. Flip a grunt. What is it?

Yeah. We're just naming. No, I know. But I don't know the names of the songs. No. Yeah. That's all right. I know not like us.

because it's popular right now. It's famous. If anyone knows what Drake's doing on Sunday, please emails or your fantasy football at email.com. All right, let's get to the port of the show that matters. Everything else kind of wasn't important. These are a bunch of Tom Brady prop bets that we also have to mine

to get some Tom Brady drinking game stuff. Among them, how many times will Tom Brady's voice crack during the game over under two and a half? Who's monitoring that? Because I actually would like to nominate myself. I feel most equipped. What's a crack?

Yeah. I think I can determine better than anyone else, what is it Tom Brady voice crack? This is crazy! That counted us one. And he said that twice. I kind of wish that was one.

I think this is crazy. Has to be on the drinking game. I'm so fat. I'm so actually happy that we're not going to this game and that we get to watch it together on a big TV and we get to just shower ourselves in Tom Brady for I can't wait to have.

I'm going to be so excited to talk to you guys. Do you guys want, yeah. You're going to be, you're going to have like five screens up. I was on an impression. I could talk to you guys a little bit during the flight. You shut that down. I'm going to be locked into my screen. I'll be looking at medium screen for four and a half hours.

Well, so I will say, so Robert, Robert. You're just going to be like smiling so happy. I've got entertainment. I've got a screen here. Robert emailed us. I'm cackling next few. Robert emailed us. Watching three movies at once while on TikTok.

Third times the charm. With my Oculus on. Ocule. Oh my God. Robert emailed us and said, after this trip I he kind of like after DK does you know four hours in his own thoughts

Robert was like I kind of want to run down of what he was thinking about Greg's just living in the metaverse smiling the whole time isn't it weird they named it meta and then we're like yeah we can give up on that so that was one of my best calls I was like this ain't happening yeah that was ain't nobody ain't nobody gonna be meeting

as a little little cartoon avatar Mark Zuckerberg was like don't you want to see Minecraft Eiffel Tower I'm good no Seems dumb. Yeah. Okay, so, sorry, what was the email?

I'd like to see the real faces. From Rob. Someone said basically, they don't want to give you like a pan and paper, but like, I kind of also agree. Wait, what are we talking about? When he, when D.K. does the raw dog flight and it's just in his own thoughts for four hours, he can't do anything. I kind of do want to know what he's thinking about, but I don't want to let him get the

writing thing because that'll kind of be nice. That's a release. I do kind of want to run down of him recapping what he was thinking about for four hours. Yeah, I agree. Like, what's going on? I'm going to go into a fugue state. I told him, I was like, you're going to come up with like five fantastic ideas. Yeah.

That will probably end up being the most beneficial thing we've ever done on this show. He's going to be like a totally changed man. I figured out how to make our podcast the biggest podcast in America. I actually think the hardest part is going to be staying awake. Well, that's actually going to be. We'll wake you up. Well, that's what the air horn's for. Yeah.

On a plane. That's what the spray bottle's for. We could bring a spray bottle on. Yeah, certainly. Why can't we? down mini me sorry that joke didn't really age that well no those yeah

I don't know sorry different time anytime anyway can I hit you with a prop yeah please this one baffled me so it's Sequin's 28th birthday on the day of the Super Bowl he turns 28 years old

oh right because you see the chefter three Adam Sheffs told us twice Sequin Barclay's birthday is on the on the Super Bowl he will be turning 28 so on the Super Bowl he will turn 20s old he will turn 28.

Okay. The over under for how many times birthday, the word birthday will be said is one and a half times. Oh, you got to take the over.

I think it's minimum four. Well, I think that the argument against is... The first carry he gets, it will get a mention. I think they say, well, he turned 28 today. And then if he scores a birthday,

it's like, I think if he scores a touchdown, it's 100% the call is... Anytime he has a good play, they're going to be like... On his birthday. If he scores a touchdown, they will say birthday.

Yeah, it's over one and a half. That's the easiest one ever. And I think the first rush of the game, they will say, and it's Sequin's 28th birthday today. I guess they could say he turned 28 today, but I think they're going to say birthday. No,

I think so too. The other one's rematch two and a half times. I'd rather go birthday one and a half. Like, that's better. Yeah. Yeah. I think they're going to lean into the birthday thing. You're right.

The other one, the primary color of Tom Brady's tie. I have thoughts on this. Okay, I do too. I think it's going to be black. I think it's going to be black too. Okay. So the odds here are so skewed.

Maybe that's why, but I... No, I agree. Why black? Raiders are just like to not lean anyway. He went to black. No, look at these odds. Blue is 2 to 1. Gray and silver's 3 to 1 because of the Raiders.

No tie is, that's not happening. Red is 6 to 1. No chance he's wearing the color of the teams. He's not wearing green or red. There's zero chance. So if he's not wearing, 12 to 1, that's crazy. Pink he's not wearing. He's not wearing.

So it's like black is 12 to 1. I'm like, so if Brady just wears a black suit with a black tie, you get 12 to 1 ons? Remember when I said, and you guys made fun of me, The most money I've ever made on a prop bet was Romo prediction and the color of his tie. I think we should put a lot of money on 12 to 1 for Roma's tie. Brady's tie is black. Why is blue such low odds?

Because I don't know, a blue tie. It's like dark blue, light blue, middle blue. A lot of blues. There's only one black. See, what's nice about black is if he wears a black suit or a gray suit, black works. And those are probably two options. He's a writer's co-owner, like black, you know. Look at that suit.

I'm looking at some of the pictures of him in the booth. He did wear the blue. tie a handful of times. I think that's black. That's black. But he's worn black ties several times. I don't know why I've just noticed it because it's like it feels like he's wearing a tuxedo. I do feel like the tuxed are kind of fucked up kind of deal.

I think he likes a black suit and a black tie. Yeah, he does. I think I'm not going to lie of anything we've had the whole time on the show. I think that Brady wearing a black tie is the literal best bet 12. Because I feel like he wore a black tie with a gray shirt here. Right. Yeah, that's the thing. And he's wearing a black tie with a white shirt. You can get away with a black tie

with almost any suit color. And I don't think he can gray or silver because it's like leaning into the Raiders owner thing. I think you can wear, oh, you're talking tie? Black is plausible deniability that it's not a Raiders tie. So I think it's really just going to be blue or black and blue is three to one and black is 12 to one. I'm like, they're 12 to 1. I love it.

Let's hammer it. I love it. How many times will Jason Kelsey be shown? What's the line? Over under two and a half. They've been showing them left. They've been leaning like even Taylor Swift is shown on the broadcast like in the booth or whatever or like No, on the stance.

On features, right. Not like, no, when the game starts, the game ends, how many times is he on TV? Well, now it's like, now he works for ESPN and Amazon. It doesn't behoove Fox to show. I agree. Also, twice is a lot. They got to go back a third time because there's him. But every time Kelsey does it, think about like this. Every time Kelsey does something, you got his mom, you got Jason and you got

Taylor Swift. And Kelsey's doing less than ever. So if you think about it, two and a half is low because you got to show Taylor twice before you show Jason Kelsey twice. and you've got to show his mom once before you show Jason Kelsey three times. So I would go under. The only problem is if it's a wide shot every time with the whole gang up there. Oh, yeah.

Well, that's the other one is who is Jason Kelsey sitting next to? Favorites Donna Kelsey, Taylor Swift's 3 to 1. Are they watching this game together? They're probably all going to be in the booth. But they like never watched together. They're like in different sides in the back. Yeah. He's like hanging out, like slamming here.

If there's wide shots, you could get screwed here with the over. Yeah. Or with the under, I mean. also why is Jason Kelsey's wife not on this list? Why wouldn't he be sitting with her? Yeah. Why is she not top five? Does she not go to the games?

Does she not go to the games? He's more likely to be sitting with Bradley Cooper than his wife? I like the Bradley Cooper one. That's a good point. Yeah, his wife is in Eon of here. That kind of feels like we're getting screwed. I don't know, maybe she doesn't like to go the games. Yeah.

Yeah, like if he just sits next to his wife, everyone loses. All right, that's a pretty good point. When you put it like that. Damn, you think that's how they make it all this. Well, not him because he'll be. sitting next to his wife. What? He's not going to lose.

Yeah, we're going to lose. Well, yeah. The bet. The bet. Yes. That's what he was talking about. It's just sounded funny because you said, if he sits by his wife, everyone loses. But then I was like, including him. It was a dad joke. It wasn't very good. It was kind of lean. We can move on. I kind of

had forgotten his exact wording and I didn't really pick up. But yeah. Will A.J. Brown be shown reading a book? No. I kind of think yes. I think I lean. I lean yes as well. Also, the odds suggest that they are. know something.

Plus 550, those are not that good of odds. Because you know why? He says he brings it to the sideline for the games. If you're the Super Bowl, you're like, you're going to show the book. It's a bit now. It's a bit. Like, the Super Bowl is going to show A.J. Brown reading the book.

But hold on. I'm reading the sentence again. Will A.J. Brown be shown live reading a book. Oh, so if it's a replay of him doing it earlier and they have to acknowledge it? Or if it's just like a picture of the book sitting on the bench, that doesn't count. He has to be reading it. Like if they just find it. He has to like be looking down at the book.

But that's what they're going to do. I think that they wouldn't show the book. They would show him reading the book. Oh, I see what you're saying, though. I don't know. If it's just sitting on his lap unopened, they could cut to that. Oh, yeah. That'd be brutal beat.

It would be. That would make, that would be SDG. And if his wife is there next to him doesn't count. Where's his wife? Why isn't she reading the book next to him? Yeah. I have one more, before we finish up, I just have, I was looking through odds. What sickos out there are betting which TV advertisement will get shown first?

Booking.com versus Bosch. Bosch? I need to do washing machine. Bosch. The show? Out there. I need a specific Bosch because it fits in the... I need it fixed. You're telling me someone's like sweating out whether it's Little Caesars versus NerdWallet. I actually have a take. What a disaster.

No, I have a take. Do you want to know what I think these are? The places that... I like it, Craig. You do? I think... I think this is a sick of special. This is like what we do. When we all get together at a bar and watch a game, we all... Everybody puts a dollar down in it. Then you, like, choose car commercial,

like, pop or something. You actually do this? Yeah. Or beer or whatever. Insurance is a good one. And then you all pick one and whatever it is. I guess it's like a slot machine. You put in a dollar and you have a good time.

But anybody putting real money on this? I'm not saying that. Well, actually, I think these... I hope you're not putting real money on this. I think the companies when they're like, oh, GoDaddy versus Bosch. I think Bosch and GoDaddy emailed the gambling companies and we're like, can you make this a thing? So we'll talk about on the show.

And I actually think this is how advertising works. Oh, yeah. Because we're doing that for them. Is it Bosch the show or? Bosch, the company. I think it's the European dryer company who made my dry. I need a new washing machine, Bosch. If anyone from Bosch is this thing, I really need a new watch.

It's just shameless of you. Bosch. I do. It's a huge problem. We have a 10-day trip up coming back from after this. We have a lot of launching. Lay's versus Helmins? Mayo versus Chips.

Oh, I'm into these. It's a Helmand's year. See, like, I don't understand. So Little Caesars versus Nerdwallet, even odds. They're both minus 115. And yet, Lays versus Helmins, Helmins is the heavy favorite. Why? What do they know?

Do they either know where they? they don't. Oh my God. This is somebody telling Fox Broadcasters, like, is there a Fox broadcaster's mole? Who is telling the betting sites, hey, I'm pretty sure ladies are going to run out. People talk. Do you think it's one of the people

who like book the commercial? Do you think they're not allowed to bet on this? Like, no one thought that there would be a betting market for this, right? No, I guess not. What are the odds at someone at an advertising company? It was like, by the way, you know. It's just funny. Minus 190's not too heavy. It's like somebody at Fox was like, hey, I think

it's going to be Helmans can't confirm and then for a little Sears like insider insider trading he's like I got no idea okay we have another show doing our Super Bowl preview again but with like more thought put into it later this week but live from the Fandall set you watch on YouTube big fancy fandle set coming up a couple emails where you get out of here emails all right this is from Jesse

Jesse All right this is because Craig didn't know the supermarket chain Aldi actually you didn't know either DK right never heard of it so Jesse emailed in to say Aldi the criminally slept upon discount supermarket chain is headquartered in my hometown of Batavia, Illinois, which is just three miles north of the Fermi Lab, the second largest particle accelerator in the world.

Behind only Mason Graham, aka. The other one, key here is from, this is from Pavel. Pavel. The owners of Aldi and Trader Joe's are brothers and went into competition with each other. They are a family feud. Is Aldi his name? Is it Joe and Aldi?

So it's the Albrecht family. They're German. The Albrecht family, brothers were Theo. and Carl Albrecht and together they ran and expanded Aldi, which is a combo of Albrecht and which is the German member for discount. And in 1946, they took over their mom, Anna's original store, grew it out. And then in 1961, they split the company because they had a dispute over whether they should sell cigarettes. This happens more often than it doesn't. It feels like you have a business. There's a dispute. They split and have rivaled. I feel like I'm

having deja vu because I feel like we've talked about this with the totally different industry. So Carl didn't want to sell cigarettes because he thought it was like the pizza. It's like the The people that made the store right next to each other. Yeah, pizza companies that were like, right. Yeah, they shared a building. There's always like two hot dogs stains right across the street from one another. And every day they just like wake up and they're like, yeah, they hate each other. Dude, there's a deli in my town.

Shout up Bowdies, R-I-P. And Boettys was incredible. And Boettys had one was owned by shout up Mike. And then there was another one who, I think it was Mike's mom owned one. And they made chicken cutlets slightly different. And they both insisted that they made it better. And yeah, like never underestimate the power of human pettiness. Yeah.

Yeah. I love chicken colors. Mike's mom made it better. Mike's mom did. I love you, Mike Bowdy. But like, yeah, the mom had the better ones. What did she do? Well, I don't know. It's a family secret, dude. Oh, could you tell by, like, I could do a blind date. I knew which one came from which place, yes.

You couldn't kind of taste what the difference was. I don't know what it was, but I could tell which one. Yeah, I could tell. I make chicken colors all the time. Dude, chicken colors are great. Like, probably once every two or three weeks, I make chicken color. Really? Well, don't you put, Frank, you put hot sauce or buffalo sauce in your chicken?

No, that was a specific Molly, Baz's recipe. Molly Baz. She's great. She's wonderful. She lost her house in the fire. So, oh, no.

Donate. I believe she, go to her Instagram. Yeah, there's like one recipe where you mix in sesame seeds with the breadcrumbs and then you mix in hot sauce with the eggs and then add

hot sauce at the end. Very good. Yeah, yeah. But I do make chicken colors all the time. Breaded? Yeah. Nice. Well, I mean.

Egg flour breadcrums. Isn't that you have to, if it's not, if it's not a cutlet, right? I don't know. Well, when you buy them raw, you can buy raw chicken cutlets that are just thinly

sliced pieces of chicken breast. They call those cutlets. I don't know. I don't know if a cutlet is the finished product or if it's just the size of the piece of chicken breast. If D.K. says pasta salad's not pasta, then a chicken cutlet has... Baked chicken breast is not a chicken color.

No, that's right. You got to bread that. You got to bread it. Sure. Yeah. I'll make you guys chicken cutlets in L.A. These guys were sharing pictures with each other of their bread

that they were baking. Oh, yeah. You have a child. You watch on your ring camera, and Craig and I show each other our sourdough. marveling over our loaves. Craig, oh,

if you gotta score it. E-Sourter. At gmail.com if you have tips for sourdough, I'm making sourdough now. I've started my sourdough journey because I'm 30 now. Yep.

I'm about to be. Yep. And yeah, Craig, you actually helped me a lot. Thank you. Except you really, you didn't score the bread.

I forgot to score it. It came out okay, though. Yeah, but that's, I mean, I think that the crust would have gotten much crispier and browner had you scored it.

Oh, is that, yeah. It's literally the last step and it's the easiest part of the whole process. I was not going on. I forgot. That's my first time. What were you talking about, like, on the inside.

When you had to cut it, you have to cut the little. You were talking about how his bread looked from like a grain point of view. The crumb structure. Crumb structure is what I was looking for. Yes. Yeah. That was scintillating. Yeah.

I love making bread. Yeah. Ten years from now, somebody told me you live in the woods and make bread, I'd be like, I'm living a good life. A good life. A good life. A good life. Playing Farmville. Tending to my watermelons.

Paking bread and farmville. That sounds great. All right. So wait. The, the traitor joke. guy won, right? Well, I mean, prop, I mean, I don't know.

Right? I mean, I think they're both dead, so. So ultimately no one won. Spoiler. Okay, so we have another show coming this week. We're going to hit Brady on, we're going to figure out the Brady drinking game, hopefully by then. And we're also, what was the other thing I was going to say? I don't know. We're going to talk a lot of Super Bowl. Yeah. And then, oh, yeah, we'll also have to figure out the terms of D.K., the raw dog flight on that one as well.

I might try to run. 16 miles an hour. We have a lot of stuff coming on Instagram and TikTok this week. Follow us any Instagram, TikTok, Free Fantasy football. And yeah, so thank you, DK, thank you, Craig. Thank you to Carlos.

Thank you, Ron. Thank you, Gahau. Thank you, Corey. There's so many people here at the Super Bowl that are like crushing you. Arjuna, Kira. Yeah, well, they're over there now, but thank you. Thank you, Kai.

They left. They left. I think they were really bored by the old thing. Yeah, thank you to everyone. They're like crumb structure? I'm leaving. Pretty interesting. Thank you to Hank's Oyster Bar in Washington.

in D.C., who Jackie went to brunch with some friends, hooked it up, got a seafood tower, shit. Shout out of Hank's Oyster Bar. He went there before our live show. Goaded. Shout out Hank's Oyster Bar. Oh, yeah, we did. That was great. It was good. Right. There's a couple of them, right? Yeah, they do goldfish at the beginning. It's cute. A couple of them? Yeah. It's a few, I think.

Yeah. And, um, thank you, Lord. Lord. Thank you, Chappel Rone. Ooh, look at you. Did you watch her performance at the Grammys? I did not. But I heard about it. I thought the Grammys were the best award show I've ever seen. I agree. Straight up. Best Grammy's ever.

Best award show ever. Best award show ever. It would, no, it actually was like, I feel like you don't really, like start to finish. I was like, this whole thing is pretty good. Maybe there's like five down minutes

and like three hours. I was like, I was pretty, I thought it skewed very young and it's why a lot of people our age probably liked it. Definitely skewed us. I thought the production quality

was fantastic. I thought the fire stuff was very tasteful and really well done. And the only part of the, the only part of the whole thing that was cringe was they wrote a new song for the fires.

And it was kind of bad, but what are you going to do be the Ebonizer Scroo. the fire song raising money. So it's like, you know, it was fine. You know what I love? I mean, you're kind of doing that right now. No, but I'm saying even that.

It was a nice thought. John Legend was on the piano. And, you know, but it was bad. Well, it was, you know, it was cute. Okay.

It was good trying. It was emotional. It actually was very emotional. Some of the interstitials, they showed the little segments of what, like, the damage was really sad. And they had like interstition, they had all these small businesses that were local.

That was amazing. It was really, it was really, like, well thought out. Like, they had all these small business commercials, but then in between during commercial breaks but then the celebrities would show up in the commercial to be like support this local business

It was like a local like a flower shop and then like Tycoon doll and he's like support this awesome small business It was really nice And like they did a good job Trevor Noah He literally did the thing I love where he was like

Everyone has to donate right now All the people also all you corporate people up there Everyone like no really there's a QRC in all your seats It was but also the music was good too What's your favorite chapel Rhone song? Daniel How can you choose really? Yeah so many good ones can't

I don't think I can choose. No. They're all... There's too many. So good. What's your favorite course? How does that one girl that you love? I mean, you're putting me on the spot here.

It's just impossible to really choose one. My favorite song on that album is, I think, slightly under the radar. Can I guess what your favorite song is? Sure. No, I thought that was the name of the song. Slightly under the radar. No. Oh, okay.

Should we make Chapel Rowan songs a lot? What's your favorite one of the album? Super graphic, ultra-modern girl. Okay. That song Banks. Okay. I'm not ashamed. It's a great song.

The whole album is good. It is great. I thought Sabrina Carpenter's performance was fun. I agree. She has like a 50s vibe. Yeah. She like dropped the thing and then walked down the stairs and went all the way under the stairs or whatever. Yeah, she has great.

She's great at performing comedy on stage. Physical comedy. It's a lost art. Yeah. We haven't seen it since, I don't know who. Jim Carrey. Generations. Chris Farley.

Who's the best physical comedian right now? That's not a lot. That's a good question. It's like Jack Black probably, but he's not doing that anymore. I feel like physical comedy was outsourced to like videos of actual people getting hurt on social media. Totally.

Like it's just, there's just so many videos of real people getting hurt that I'm like, I don't know if anyone can fake it anymore. I also think there's like, now you can kind of CGI guy falling down the stairs and then having him just do it. Yeah.

Like Jack Black's School of Rock, great physical comedy. Will Farrell's was really good at it. hasn't been doing it a lot lately. They're all getting older. We don't have like a 35-year-old who's crushing it. They're not running 16 miles an hour on a treadmill. Yeah, there's going to be some physical comedy in a while.

Yeah, we'll do that. Yeah, that'll be, or physical tragedy. Isn't that merry? I actually really want to think about this more and get back to you. On the running or Chaparone? No, the best physical comedy. When you think of your favorite song, let me know. Hey, I will.

I mean, honestly, I don't know if I'll be able to choose. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, I don't know if I can choose for fairness to the song. That would be, it would be disrespectful. Right. I don't want to do that. No. All right. Goodbye, everyone. Please, somebody buy DK.K. Chapel Run tickets.

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