The Ringer NFL Show - Super Bowl Recap, Worst Commercials, DK's Raw Dog Flight, and Tales From New Orleans

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

The guys recap Super Bowl LIX! They talk about the dominance of the Eagles, what this means for the Chiefs, Brady’s announcing, the commercials, the halftime show, and much more (2:32). Later, DK recaps his experience raw-dogging a four-hour flight (1:13:58)! Check out our 2025 Ringer NFL Draft Guide here! Email us! [e-mail] The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck Social: Kiera Givens Producers: Kai Grady, Carlos Chiriboga, Tucker Tashjian Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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my name is Danny Hyfitts, and I am joined in person in studio, Los Angeles by Danny Kelly, Craig Krollbeck, and Tom Brady is joining us here. Tom, what did you think of that Super Bowl, Tom? Two competitive teams who both had great seasons. It's a 30-point blowout, and there's still an hour left in this game.

So I'm really just going to say nothing. for about an hour. But I'm going to keep talking. I'm going to keep talking, KB. The Super Bowl, it's not just a... You know what's the best part about it? Is when he was vamping, he just over explains so much.

And he did this one part where he was like, when you win a Super Bowl, it's like, when you win a Super Bowl, it's not just about you, it's about your family and your friends. It's about your teammates from college, your teammates from high school, your teammates from middle school,

elementary school. It's like Tom. He's filibustering the rest of the game. You know, he'd be like, oh, Super Bowl's not just about the game. It's about what you do that day. You wake up, you brush your teeth. You get in the shower. You make breakfast. It could be eggs. It could be cereal, KB. And then you've got to drive to the stadium. So it's not just about the football game.

The best part was that when the game ended, they went to the Fox desk. And Gronk was like, yeah, you rush four and try to make Mahomes roll. And like, don't let him, you know, don't let him throw down. Feel get pressure. He was like, that was our strategy when the bucks, we beat him with the bucks in the Super Bowl. And I was like, why didn't Tom Brady say that at any point in the game? Brady didn't say that once. The funny thing is that's kind of like the big cliche in football is trying to get pressure with four.

But he just like didn't say the biggest cliche. Yeah. His last Super Bowl win was literally this exact strategy against that team and he didn't bring it up. So anyway, yeah. So we should probably talk about this game. For being honest, kind of boring. I was pretty into the commercials by third quarter. Much like me drinking water out of a mug.

This game just didn't feel right. It's kind of weird. Wow. I mean, yeah, I mean, D.K., what is your, I mean, again, the Chiefs, they lost to the Eagles 40 to 14. I mean, they got their teeth. I mean, that's like in that game. 40 to 22. I honestly, I honestly, like we actually did probably.

I was talking about. No, no, honestly, that's why this game was even more awkward because it was like, it was already awkward how big of a blowout it was. It was like, all right, this game is over at halftime. And then it was super over, and it was literally 40 to 6 at one point. And then they scored twice and it now looks like 40 to 22. So it's like, it was the most. awkward concoction possible. Yeah.

It was like, ah, 40 to 6, like, that's still a blowout. And it's like, oh, 40 to 22. Now when people look back, they're not going to think it was as big of a blowout, but it still was. It's just like, in all ways, it was a 10 out of 10 on like the, eh, what do we do with this game? Also, it was a boring blowout. Yes. Like, there's differences, like, there can be fun blowouts, I guess, if the football is really

clean and exciting and deep, deep throws and all that stuff, big plays. Like, the Bronco Seahs Ciyocs blowout, that wasn't that fun. No, I thought this game, Well, it was for me. It was fun for you. You're a Seahawks fan. I was in Nirvana. I think this game was very, very, very similar to that Bronco Seahawks game.

I know the Broncos's offense was like way more prolific than the Chiefs offense. But it's similar where it's like, oh, they have Peyton Manning and the Seahawks. And at the time, the Seahawks defense, frankly, had a lot in common with this Eagles defense that was playing at the elite level. But no one knew they were that good yet. And because, you know, back that, who's Richard Sherman? And then the first snap, it's like, oh, the Seahawks went up like 8-0-0 immediately or whatever, seven-nothing immediately. And then it was 43-8.

and it was like this boring, from wire to wire, it was kind of like, I don't want to watch, this is over. And frankly, the only reason it even was as interesting as it was, was because Mahomes was on the other sideline. Any other game, once you go over, once it was 20-0 or 24-0,

you're like, most, on any normal Sunday you would turn the game off. Yeah, there was like a morbid curiosity to watching Mahomes and the Chiefs get their ass kicked. It was just, honestly, it was the shot in Florida Super Bowl. Like, it was the, I don't know if there's ever been, frankly, this is what the 28 to 3 game

felt like before Brady came back. Before it actually, yeah. Where everyone at half time, we were celebrating, I'm not going to like, I wanted Tom Brady to lose that goddamn game. I remember in college, it was like a friend group,

two friend groups at parties. All Patriots fans watched it alone. Everyone wanted the Patriots to lose one somewhere else. And like, this is what that was supposed to feel like was just the second half party and everyone who hated Mahomes and hates the Chiefs and is tired of this,

which I don't even feel that way. But I think everyone, it was delicious to watch them just fail. Totally. I wanted the Chiefs to win, I think. Yeah, what did you, remember because we were talking about this before the game, what, like, you can't kind of, you can't ignore what you, what your body wants or whatever. Find out in the body.

My body really wanted it. My body should. Yeah. Well, yeah, sure. Yeah, my body is telling you to win. You have to have impulse control sometimes. Although, I did bet she, I did bet the Eagles minus 14 and a half, which hit. But I wanted the chiefs to win.

I mean, I bet Xavier worthy two touchdowns. Sure. You know, never out. Yeah. I think I wanted the chiefs to win just because. it would be cool to witness greatness. Right. But I think I actually prefer the fact that the Eagles

kicked the shit out of the Chiefs because it validates this game for me where if it was a close game and the Chiefs lost, I think I would have been a little bummed, like, man, they were so close to this 3P that could have been so historic to witness that. But now that the Eagles did this, it really made me feel like the right team won,

they were the best team, and I'm happy for them. And we were all kind of joking that we didn't want the Eagles to win, we didn't want Eagles chiefs. But this much of a dominant performance did make me kind of rethink that and now I'm happy that this is what happened.

Because they are the best team. It's a no doubter. This isn't like the ball bounced weird a couple of times. It was like they kicked the shit out of them. Yeah. And obviously, and we've talked about this for like the last month or whatever. They've only lost one game since September. That game was the game that Jalen Hertz went out. So I mean, you could put an asterisk on that game in particular. But like, this has been the most dominant team for the last several months. And, you know, we said this. It's maybe one of the best teams, one of the best rosters ever assembled. I think this, that, like,

this game really validates that thought because this is like an absolutely dominant performance against one of the best teams in the NFL and the Chiefs, obviously, and they snuffed out the option of a three-pe so like this is like a legacy building type of game for them. And not just that, the Eagles should be the overwhelming favorites to win the Super Bowl next year.

Because you're not losing many of these guys. Well, that's the thing is obviously anytime you win the Super Bowl, you're the favorite to win the next year, but there's no reason to think this team's going to get better next year. Literally it's just a question of whether they're as healthy, but like that defense is, I mean, these are two of the younger defenses in the league when you look at the actual contrival. I mean, again, the defensive line, it's like, Jalen Carter is like, what, is his second year in the NFL?

Jordan Davis. Jordan Davis, Nolan Smith, Cooper to Jeanne and Quinion Mitchell are rookies, and they kind of dominated. Like, even the plays, I mean, we're going to go over. There are so many stats from this game. But you can't, it's hard to put into words, like how good the secondary was, too, covering. And all of these guys are probably getting better next year. And then the offensive line, too, I mean, it's kind of, it's, this was a Giants fan is depressing. Like, the Eagles are clearly the best team in the NFL. I mean, I think, yeah, there's a time. of stats about this game that are like we were kind of compiling them throughout the game you know I think the chiefs had they didn't they had like one first down in the first half or something like that

half time the Eagles had 10 first downs the chiefs had you want to just do all the stats right now well what I was going to say is like yes I do but like to preface that's like this was the worst game of Patrick Mahomes's career 100% and it's not even close because if you look at the success rate and EPA per and it's why the last like five minutes of the game are going to muddy all that yeah look at his numbers he had like 260 yards three touchdowns but it wasn't like that at all we need to fix stats where it's like, you, no, this one is disgusting. Cut them off when there's a certain win probability. You know there's true shooting percentage? I've always thought there should be like a true

game score or true stat line. It doesn't, it's not accurate. There does need to be. Because like, here's the difference. Because we talked all week and we did talk about a blowout where it's like, is this the only, we basically like, well, the Eagles have a better team, the Chiefs of Patrick Holmes. And we did ask multiple times last week, is this the Bucks Chief Super Bowl where we're not talking enough about, okay, but like, how's Mike Calliando going to fare against Jalen Carter? And, Joe Tunney, who just got moved to left tackle against Nolan Smith. Spoiler, did really badly.

Like, again, one of the many stats here is, yeah, of the Eagles, they didn't blitz in this game, and more than half of their four-man rushes when the game counted, got pressure. Literally zero blitzes. When I haven't said zero blitzes in the game, which has only happened like four times ever. And yet they still pressured him on more than half of dropbacks, which kind of tells you everything to know, this was the Chiefs-Bucks game again in that sense where the O-line didn't, you know, they kind of skimped it left tackle for five years. It's kind of incredible.

Having said that, that Chiefs Buck Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes played out of his mind. Patrick Mahomes was incredible in that Chief Buck's Super Bowl and there was just too much going on around him. Patrick Wants played terribly today. Like he just played... Three turnovers. I mean, one of his picks was he got hit when he threw it.

One was he got a hit, but the pick six to Cooper de Gene, he was like rage tilting. He looked like when you're losing a video game or like you're losing in poker and you're making emotional decisions. He like threw that ball with like anger across his body. Like you could see his frustration. You said it.

one point. Uh-oh. Was that when Mahomes was on the sideline and Kelsey was like, you're okay? He's like, I'm good? It was 10-0, and I think Aaron Andrews said that some chief's teammates were going up to Mahomes and kind of checking on him and Mahomes is pushing them away saying, I'm all right. That's just concerning.

The second people started asking you, are you okay? You're usually not okay. It was a... He keeps along like, he's Michael Jordan. No one came up to Michael Jordan in the finals. It was like, are you good? Dude, are you all right? Are you good?

Are you good? Are you good? Such a bad side. He was flustered in the first quarter. He started to get. get the Peyton Manning happy feet, you could see. He was not stepping up in the pocket. He would kind of instinctively like step three steps back just in case because he was feeling

the pressure even if it wasn't there. It's crazy. Austin sent us the stat from Seth Walder. The Eagles blitzed Mahomes zero times, like we said. Mahomes is now the sixth quarterback in the Super Bowl history to not be blitzed a single time. And in those instances, all six quarterbacks lost. That's because when you do it, you're confident you're going to hit him anyway. The confidence is a huge mismatch.

No, they didn't need to blitz because they were getting to him. He was six, six sacks, 16 pressures. That's the key to winning a Super Bowl is to assemble the greatest roster ever and the best D-Line ever. Yeah, this is, I made the list. Or have Tom Brady. Here's the blueprint.

That's the only ways to beat my home. This is what we do in this business. We create the blueprint every year there's a new blueprint for winning the Super Bowl. Usually it's have the best quarterback. But actually what the Eagles blueprint is. Best offensive line. Best defensive line.

Two awesome receivers. The best running back in the NFL. Being able to fix your secondary in one draft. have an unstoppable play in short yardage, find some random free agent in tournament to an all-pro. I actually did three of that, but yeah. What else am I missing? Get the first receiver to win a Heisman trophy in three decades

and have your other receiver be twice as big and faster. Have a great defensive coordinator. What else? You have two choices. One, you get the greatest quarterback ever. That's one way to win this. And the other is just if you don't have that, you have to make sure the other 21 players are better

than the other team's 21 players. is. That's it. Especially in this game, like Chris Joe, I think the first or second drive, the Eagles did the touch push and Chris Jones hurt his neck.

And when that happened, I was like, dude, now that list where it's, here's the thing, we said all week, well, how many players and the Eagles are better than the Chiefs?

It's like all of them except Mahomes and Chris Jones. Chris Jones got hurt. I don't know if it affected him. It seemed like it. Here's the other thing. I feel like Mahomes and Jalen Hurts

a freaky Friday. From wire to wire, Patrick Mahomes looked like he was the one questioning himself, doubting, like the pressure of the three Pete, we got to him. Like, I do think that he's...

I think the pressure of the defensive line got to that too. I don't think it was the pressure and he was the literal pressure. Yeah, and then Jalen Hertz had nothing. Like, they couldn't get any pressure on him the whole game. Sorry.

How does Brady say pressure? Pressure. Pressure. Pressure. That's such weird intonation. Shout out to everyone who did... A pop filter on that mic. Shout out to everybody did the Brady drinking game. We put that on Instagram and Twitter

and it's blue sky and everything. So shout out... But yeah, no, people... They started... Somebody added when he kept calling Mahal Holmes, Patrick the whole game? The whole game, he kept calling it. Patrick.

It's not the crusty crab. It was very, you know him. I can't, now it's like thinking during the game, I'm like, is this normal? Do they usually just refer to him only as Patrick? No, definitely not. It's usually Mahomes. And what I don't like about it is he definitely made a concerted effort to do that. That was a choice.

Yeah. It was like big dogging him a little. Yeah. Patrick could make that throng. Brady was thrilled about this, right? Brady is watching this like, yeah, this guy, he's going to. Yeah. He said all the right things in the pregame show in terms of like, he interviewed Patrick

Holmes in the pregame show and was like, oh, I want to see greatness. I want you to do well, blah, blah, blah. He's like, no. It's bullshit. A question for you guys. Yeah. You know, Sarah Marshall, when he's like, sees Kristen Bell again, he's like, I wish I was wearing this fucking shirt. You think Patrick Mahomes forgets wearing a green suit to this game?

The green cacitos do seem kind of fucked up now. That was a weird choice. Didn't age well. He's like, you literally wore... Do you think it's because he wore eagles colors, or do you think he knew he was going to be smashed into the turf the whole game and he wanted, like, ammo? I respect it ultimately. Like those are what, like, Michael Jordan would do that.

That's what you do. You have to have that confidence. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't know. Everyone saw the game. Like, in a way, it's the Eagles dominated the trenches at both sides of the ball. Like, it was kind of embarrassing. Like, you're getting shoved in his own linemen are getting shoved into him while Jalen Hertz is untouched. And then they just, honestly, they kind of dominated on special teams, too.

Like, even the chief's punting was not nearly as good. Like, everything was sloppy. And then, yeah, everything was into the end zone. Yeah, that hurts like, it hurts just thoroughly outplayed behind. Every player on the Eagles kind of outplayed every player on the Chiefs, to be totally honest. You really got to give it to Hertz, man. Every time under the bright lights, he really performs. I mean, against the commanders, and today he was awesome.

The last Super Bowl against the Chiefs, he was fantastic. He had like one bad play in the whole game. I know. Yeah. In the whole previous Super Bowl. And now, so Hertz has been a starter for the full season for four years, and he's now been to two Super Bowls in one, one in MVP, which is exactly the same as Patrick Mahomes,

which is kind of crazy. Obviously, the roster might be a little bit better. He had 17 and 22 passing, 22 yards, 2 touchdowns, 72 yards rushing in a touchdown. He looked way faster. He looked, yeah, he had some juice when he was running around. And they kept flushing him out of the pocket, and he just absolutely took advantage of it. Yeah, down the sidelines, I thought he was awesome. You know what's so funny about Jalen Hertz?

He's just had, like, the best team for so much of his career. And he's like this perfect quarterback for the best, like, when he was in Alabama, like, he just had the best team. And then all those recruits that used to would have gone to Alabama started going to Georgia. And now those Georgia guys are on the Eagles. and he's kind of just a bit on the best team for like eight years in a row, which is not even a knock. Like, he's just... I don't know.

Because Annie's gone through adversity, getting benched at Alabama for Tua and having to like come in and save Tua to win the SEC championship. And then, you know, being the backup in Philadelphia, that's why at the end of the broadcast, there was like an immediate Jordan commercial for Jalen Hertz. That was cool. It was like love, comma, Hertz.

What I liked about it is they kind of did the classic, like... No one believed to me. But I was told Jalen Hertz couldn't be a starter. I was told Steph Curry couldn't shoot. Exactly. But those are so ridiculous. But I was told Steph Curry wasn't a good shooter. We're actually kind of told that about Jalen Hertz.

And so... Well, I mean, to be clear, A.J. Brown said it about J.O.R. Yeah. A.J. Brown also said it. They left that out of the commercial. I just like it. Yeah. It's just cool.

Like, Hertz is was and is actually criticized all the time. And he did it and put his money where his mouth was. More importantly. He's super hot. Yeah, good looking dude. He's super hot. I think that he's going to get one more famous in endorsements now because unlike Mahomes, Jaylen Hertz has like broad sex appeal.

Sure. He's now a Super Bowl winning quarterback which is like this extra level in like the coolness factor in the NFL for whatever. When was the last hot Super Bowl winning quarterback that wasn't Tom Brady? Like Mahomes is not hot.

Like he's hot because he won a Super Bowl but he's not hot outside of it. Probably big Ben. God. What's cool? The funny thing about, yeah, you're right. Hertz is going to be way more famous now all this stuff, way more ads,

way more brand deals. But he was like boring, right? But now after he's won? Now it's like sick. He's gone from boring to stoic. You know what I mean? Lame to interesting. He's mysterious.

He's mysterious. Mysterious. Yeah. He speaks in riddles. He should play into that. They should just make commercials where he doesn't even talk. It's just like a dorsa gatorade and he's like. He just like takes a sip and looks like him.

Yeah. And he just has like, he kind of has like the weird mitamisms, but he's like 26 years old. He's so. He's younger. He's the same age as Kai. Kai. Wherever Kye is. Yeah, Kye, about 26.

Get going, Kai. I think Kai's two months older than him. So, Kahn is behind. I can fun him, yeah. But he's, we're no longer allowed to call him boring. We have to say he's mysterious. He was so mysterious that in the postgame interview with Aaron Andrews, after two questions, she didn't have anything to ask him.

That was like us on Radio Row playing the beer pong game after we ran out of questions because the guy kept missing. Aaron Andrews couldn't hit a cup, I'm like, oh man. Aaron Andrews was literally improvising and was like, Jalen, look at the confetti. She said it twice. Look at it. Look at it.

And Jalen Hertz is like, I feel nothing of looking at that. Look at the confetti, Jaylen. Oh my God. All right, we're good. I just want to read some other crazy stats from this game. And then I'll read some I had. We could go back and forth.

I want to start with the Eagles had more points in the first half than the Chiefs had yards. 24? The Eagles had 24 points, 24 nothing at halftime. The Chiefs had 23 yards at halftime. Which kind of summarizes the entire game. Sticking with the halftime stat, they were down 24, 24-0.

24 is tied for the second highest half-time score margin in Super Bowl history. That's 1998. The other one I loved, I did this math myself, because the Chiefs in the first half averaged 0.8 yards per play, which was very, I only see decimals in Giants games. It was rattling to see one in a Chiefs game. And I was like, how much is, what's 0.8 of a yard? And I looked it up, it was 29 inches.

The Chief's average play went 29 inches in the first half. That's tough. Which, again, I mean, how big is a football? At that point, you can't even advance, like, if you just started and fell down, you'd make, like, you know. That was the other thing. I mean, nothing was working. And again, you look at the statute, it's going to show like Xavier Worthy, 160 yards. They couldn't do anything.

Who's the highest rusher? Mahomes is the highest pressure with 25 yards? No, I mean, on the Chiefs. Oh, on the Chiefs? Oh, my God. It was Mahomes, I think, with 24 yards. Again, this is the other thing where, again, I don't know. 25 yards.

How many did Pacheco or Hunt have? Hunt had nine. P. Ryan had eight, and Pacheco had seven. The Chiefs at the end of the day. And look, and again, I don't think this is, it's surprising, but it's not shocking because it's like the Chiefs got away, not even all season, three years with a kind of, well, I guess Pacheco was better last year, but like in this season, Chiefs had an unsurious running game ever since Pacheco broke his leg in like September.

And they have Kareem Hunt, which no other team wanted. Unsurious running game. And they have no left tackle. And you're like, oh, well, in retrospect, oh, maybe we should have seen it coming. I'm like, this team skimped on left tackle for five years. They have done shoestring and bubble gum at left tackle. and they were like this close to three-peating doing it. So I'm not going to call them out for it.

But it's like, yeah, it's like this game. You're like, okay, this doesn't work in this situation. But I mean, you just keep going through this. Isaiah Pacheco, I keep using halftime, one, because clearly I didn't see the touchdown at the end of the game. But I'm like, it was over at halftime. And Isaiah Pacheco had one rushing yard at halftime. Kareemont had two rushing yards at halftime.

Travis Kelsey had zero catches. Gianjianz had zero catches. And then Mahomes in the first half had more passing yards to the Eagles than he did to the Chiefs. Like, the jean's interception was 38 yards. He only had 33 to his own team. It was such a strong, strong endorsement. And this is what we heard from, you know, Siriani and everybody in the postgame show was basically just harping on it.

Jalen Hurts said it several times. It's like, man, team sport. Like the depth is what matters. We came together. We worked really hard. We worked at Ashtza's off for this. And together we were able to create this absolute buzzsaw team. And, I mean, at one point in halftime, I think it was at halftime.

I remember someone tweeted out. It's like Kenneth Gainwell and, shoot, there was someone out, oh, and John Dotson. So two, like, the most role players of all role players, because they barely ever see the football. They're only in there to just, like, you know, run routes and take up space, essentially, most of the time. Those two guys both had more yards each than the chiefs had total. What? At halftime. That's actually crazy.

And there were so many things from this game. I mean, I guess while we're being earnest about, the Eagles because there's so much funny stuff I want to talk about from the Super Bowl. But I will say, Howie Roseman, the GM president, whatever, the Eagles, would be like the best fantasy football player of all time. I actually think, I feel stronger now I could be a GM in the NFL after watching this game. Because if you actually look at the list of how the Eagles built this team, it's kind of just, I mean,

I know everyone's like, oh, you talk about Howie Roseman, but I'm like, dude, he went and drafted, I mean, just in the last couple years, he went and got the Georgia defensive line, got Nolan Smith and Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis. he went and got Cooper de Gene and Quinion Mitchell this year. But the other draft choices he made were so, like, the best time you get a quarterback's when you don't need one. He drafted Jalen Hertz when he had Carson Wentz. That could have got him fired if that went really poorly.

If Carson Wentz was good and mad, he could have gotten fired. People were really upset when they haven't. People were really mad. He drafted. Super Bowl MVP. Oh, the Falcons do it, though. It's not cool. Okay.

Well, he drafted Jason Kelsey's replacement two years ago. And then guess what? You got the tush push, and it's still worse without him. Kelsey retires. And so those are the easy ones. But the flip side is the amount of times that he just took place. players that were the misused on other teams. And he just fit him, getting Sequin from the Giants, which is the obvious one.

But you look at the other ones, stealing Darius Slay from the Eagles, because he was pissed at Matt Patricia and the Lions, and he got Darius Slay for a third. You stole Chauncey Gardner Johnson from the Saints. And like, that's another starting quarterback from you. Like, Mackay Bechtin, who was a very high first-round pick for the Jets. It's like the top 10 pick, yeah. Good as a left tackle. And then mad at the organization, spotting these guys who flashed real talent and had like personal

issues with teams. Mackay Beckett now is a six-foot, he's like 25-year-old starting guard for the Eagles, and it's going to be there as long as he stays healthy. And it's like, if you just look up and down, it is just draft steals, and then stealing players that were good on other teams that they left for like interpersonal reasons.

And you just, I don't know, it's really, it is crazy how simple it is sometimes when you actually look of all they did was by the dip. Like every single player on the team. Did you talk about Bonn already? Oh yeah, Zach Bonn, who was not special in the Saints. All pro?

Who like he didn't do anything for the state. Saints, yeah. All the Eagles did, if you look up down their last year. Now he's just getting lucky. That was like, no. That was like, they got lucky. Luck favors the prepared. And I think that, like, they had everything around Zadbar to be successful. You make your own luck. But you look around, it is just players who fell too far in the draft, and they're like, I don't care about my needs. I don't care how to have a quarterback.

I don't care already have a defensive end. It's not about need. It's like, this guy fell too far. We're going to take him. This guy fell too far. We're going to trade up for him. This person should not be a free agent. You can't have too good of a D-line. No, that's, this is exactly true. Like, I say the same about an offensive line. It's like, keep drafting guys because you're going to have injuries. And you're going to have, you know, you're going to have guys retire or whatever, sign free agent deals.

You have to keep that pipeline going. That's what they do. And I don't know, they feel the same way about the quarterback position, obviously, because of Jalen Hertz. Yeah, I mean, it is just sort of like the textbook way to do the GM job. And I think it's easy to say, but it's hard to do. Yeah. Like, like, again, it also helps when you, when, you. your picks work out.

Like the Dijin and Quinea Mitchell picks this year. Like a lot of players. I mean, not a lot of players. Actually, that draft class is really good. But, you know, they could have picked the wrong players to make those, to fill those positions. But they didn't. I think we have to talk about Nick Seriani.

One of the greatest coaches of all time. Yeah. Super Bowl winning coach, Nick Siriani. Two Super Bowl's appearances in four years. We talked so much about whether Patrick Wums is Michael Jordan. We never once considered whether Nick Siriani was Bill Belich. He did fight with A.J. Brown up 17 to 0, I believe. I remember thinking that it's not fighting, Craig.

It's strategic firelighting. No days off. I remember thinking that was the most Eagles thing I'd ever seen was they were up 17-0 smacking the cheese in the Super Bowl and A.J. Brown's screaming at Siriana. And I'm like, this is the fucking Eagles, man. This is this team. I kind of see now, though, because, like, you know, Philly fans are a special breed. He does kind of like represent that city and that fan base in a lot of ways.

He's perfect when they're winning. Dude, yeah. He's perfect, but he's also the worst when you're losing. Any adversity and they're just like, I hate you. They're just high strung. They're a high strung team. It's a high strung city. I mean, someone tweeted this New Orleans no degrees of the polls.

I will say, so I live in D.C., but like talking to people in New York, D.C., every single person in the four-hour radius of Philadelphia went back to Philadelphia. At some point, we're going to have to pull up like a live. stream of what's going on. There is... It's actually crazy. I cannot imagine what's happening in the city of night. Someone on blue sky named Kat Flandermeyer is live tweeting the Philadelphia Police Scanner.

Oh, God. Some of the best content you'll ever see. Do you want me to read a few of the? Yeah, I do. Please, please. I'm just going to go through it. I haven't read these yet, so this is just going to be live. I've got, this is quote, I've got fireworks.

There's also a DJ booth. And then, parentheses, intermittent explosions in the background. Hold on. We got a barricade going up down the street. We have lost all the barricades. We have random... We have random dirt bikes that have gotten around the barricade. Well, now we got dirt bikes, guys.

Now we have ants. Let's see here. Our pets' heads are falling off. She says, broad and locust is lost. Like this is a zombie apocalypse or something. It's lost. Lost to the locusts. So there was like a call for a medic for a guy that was down.

Disregard second man. He has apparently gotten up out of his alcohol and continued partying. There's like, I saw somewhere someone was like, there's 5,500 people listening to this police scanner live right now. It's like this is the best entertainment. Because the second half of the game was like boring. The police scanner probably got better ratings in the fourth quarter. Let's be honest.

I, it is our like job. to cover the NFL, and we love the NFL. And I was genuinely more interested in the commercials, more in the middle of third quarter, like, both personally. And I'm like, I think at this point it's better for content. Like, the commercials were actually, I kind of was looking at my phone during the game by the five minutes left.

And like, the commercials came on. I was like, oh, man, Kevin Costor. You literally know they had scored another touchdown. Thank God. Thank God for Harrison Ford because I bought a Jeep in the fourth quarter. Oh, my God. Instead of all right. Craig went out and got a two-year lease.

I did. I'm like, I bought a wrangler. You should have hit another half-court shot. They should have gave you that. I guess the line at the end of that commercial where he's like, and I love, he's like talking about all the things that make him happy.

My family, my friends, my kids, whatever. Like Tom Brady. My pets. It's about elementary school, middle school.

And my Jeep. Even though I'm a Ford. Even though my last name is. That was kind of a bar. That was a bar. That was pretty sick. He keeps doing it. He keeps doing it.

DK. Did you feel more American when Harrison Ford was selling you a Jeep in a log cabin? Or when Glenn Powell was. was riding like a ram pickup truck over a volcano. It's like, freedom. It captures like both sides of your brain, right? Like both sides of our uniquely American brains. There was a lot of like patriotic in a different way commercials in this game.

This is like, I guess, veering into political stuff. But it felt like there was a lot of. A white cornerback got a pick six as soon as they removed end racism from the end zone. Like this was a big, we're in a new era. He would have ran away from me. I thought the commercials were sort of anti what's happening in the country right now. There was like the intro, like the Brad Pitt intro.

I think it propped up the idea that America is together right now. Right. And that we are all one and family and happy. Right. Brad Pitt. You can probably read both ways. Sure. Yeah.

Brad Pitt had like a five minute. They're trying to do. They're trying to get people to read. Yes. Pitt had like a five minute kind of just like intro thing before the game. It was like 30 minutes before the game. And it was talking about the huddle and how the huddle is so. football is such a uniquely American sport or whatever.

The huddle is symbolic of everyone coming together and, you know, like all this stuff. They had Tom Cruise do something. Yeah. Yeah, you have Kevin Costner, you have Harrison Ford. It's like all these great iconic American protagonists from the screen telling you about why this country and this sport is so great right now. But I thought it was all very vaguely, or not vaguely, but overtly anti what's happening in this country. But also, you watched the Brad Pitt one and you were like, that's good. And then Tom Cruise started.

And you're like, eh, this is enough. The Brad Pitt one was pretty good. Like, he got me. I'm not going to lie. The Google one, I was like, I'm ready to have a family. Do you guys want to go to the commercial? The Google Gemini, think about paranoid. I'm back in on Google Gemini.

We had the same thought where I was like, man. You're like, damn it, Gemini. I was like, let's make a baby. Google Gemini wants us to have a child. I thought I was supposed to tell Gemini what to do. Gemini is like, you should procreate. I think I might name my daughter Gemini. Oh, God.

If you get to work now, I think she'd be a Gemini. I don't know anything about when is Gemini? I think it's August. I think if you get to work. I'm on a time line. That's November. What's 9 plus 2? August is 11.

August is Leo. It took me a minute. Better win for the Eagles, worst loss for the Chiefs. Better win for the Eagles. Better win for the Eagles because the Chiefs fans are, Chiefs fans by the fourth quarter were like, I guess we did make five and seven, five Super Bowls and seven. Like, it's cope. It's fine.

They played a terrible game. The Eagles were dominant. Let me first take you a little bit. Does this invalid, does this loss, is this disgusting blowout, embarrassing loss, invalidate the last two Super Bowl's

just a little bit? It's a good question. It's a good first take. I think... Invalid. It's like, oh, wow, this is the first time they went up against it.

They actually already almost lost to a worst Eagles team two years ago. Then they got by a Niners team in another weird game. And then when they played an actually good team,

they got their doors blown up. Can I re-first take you? Their blores don't off. Did I hate when my son's heart? I mean, I can't look if I said that. My brain is two steps ahead. Can I re-first take you? Sure.

I actually think it validates. I think it makes us. Okay. It validates everything we said about this Chief's team when we were just like, they're 15 and one. And they're like, they suck. They suck. They're awful. Like, this seems bad.

This team sucks. And then we're like, like, Mahomes. I remember Mahomes. We were talking about MVP and we're like, Josh, Alan, you know, Bertha. I'm like, there is no fourth. There's no talk about. and then Chiefs fans, like, and then they won that, like, Texans game, and then they made the championship game, and we were like, damn,

was I wrong to ignore the Chiefs in, like, 15 and 1? We didn't even consider him for MVP. I'm like, was I an idiot? Are we dumb? And I'm like, no, we were right. This team did suck. They did almost lose to the Raiders. They should have lost to the Broncos twice.

Like, like, it actually makes us, it makes that streak of the 17 and O in their last 17, one score games where I'm like, okay, yeah. Like, there's something, they know how to pull a hat out of their ass or hat? God, we're all doing it. What is going on? No, you don't put a rabbit out of that. You just said a habit out of their ass? Do you both?

You just said a habit out of their ass? That's a Richard Gear thing. You pull a rabbit out of your ass. But then, no, that was a gerbil. Jesus Christ. Richard. I guess the doctor's pulled out. Allegedly.

We are a comedy show. Horseshoe. Allegedly. I like Richard Gear as an actor and he's a very handsome, talented man. It was very good in the agency. Great hair. American jiggle. a good film. Pat McAfee on his show at the bottom bar just has, like after Brett Forth

sued him for talking about Brett Farve and I'm not going to mention it because they sued Pat McAfee and we don't have his lawyers. So, but he, the bottom bar is, um, his, this is the lures. Like how you said it. This is our, this is our bid is we've been in New Orleans for six days. We've been together for way too long. Can't talk. Dude. I don't know. What was I saying? We need the bottom bar to say basically this is a comedy show, don't sue us. Like they literally have that. To circle back into the football thing, no, it's stupid. It does. It does not invalidate any of their previous Super Bowl wins. Don't be stupid.

Well, now I kind of want to say. Do you think there was an element of offensive hubris by the Chiefs where, look, if you look at... I don't know, they've had that hubris for like three years, though. It's gotten a pretty far. It's like maybe it's a cycle where, you know, was it three, four years? Three Super Bowls ago, they got killed by the bucks kind of for the exact same reason, right? The offensive line was pretty weak. Kind of a similar game.

Now it's like the same thing happened again. It's like, okay, we have to kind of reset and focus on. what actually need to actually find a left tackle. I figured it out. You need to find a receiver. Here's my re-first take. It's better that the Chiefs got blown out than lost a close game because of what you're saying. Now they will rethink things retool. Now you have to go on serious.

The issue. Yeah, honestly, like, they should do something kind of radical where it's like, Connor Nevins here at the ringer joke that the Eagles are going to trade for Miles Garrett in like a month. Fuck. And I'm like, the Chiefs to just do something pretty radical. They need a left tackle. Like between Donovan Smith and like all the things they've done in the past. Again, they won Super Bowl's with shoe string and bubble gum in the past.

past and like, okay, you bump Joe Tuny out from left guard to left tackle. And I think we actually got distracted by Mike Calliendo at left guard, who was an NPC. And we actually forgot, Joe Tuny at left tackle was fine. That doesn't mean he was good. And when he had to be on an island against Nolan Smith, you're like, dude, Nolan Smith and Josh sweat, Josh sweat in particular. And even Trace Smith was getting beat. Dude, dude, literally they were destroyed. So, I mean, here's the thing.

You're 31st pick in the draft. Like, they're not necessarily going to be able to get a left tackle. Like, they're going to have to use something kind of bold there. Or maybe Kingsley Sue Amataya like develops or something. But yeah, no, they need, and they also, they need someone who's at, they need an ex-receiver that's not DeAndre Hopkins who's clearly met. Like, they need some real tools. But like, it's probably better for them to get the shit kicked out of them and have an actual plan going forward. I mean, offensively, I guess you go in next season, you have Xavier Worthy and you have Rishie Rice coming off the knee injury.

And they need a running, like, Trey Smith, the right guard's a free agent. He's one of their better guards. Well, there's only two. So, right. It's the best guard. Better than, yeah. But I don't know if they're going to pay him right now. But yeah, they need a running back.

Need a running back. Travis Kelsey, we don't know. He might retire. Hopkins is not going to be in the team next year. Hollywood Brown's probably not going to be in the team next year. And the horseshoe out of the ass? Is that what I was going for before? Have a horseshoe up your ass? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's up your ass. A golden horsesho? Unless it's this all the time. I know I can't. You have a, you pull the horseshoe out of your ass.

I think... Well, he's not good with phrases either. No, isn't the phrase like you have a horseshoe up your ass? That means you're lucky? I don't feel like it doesn't make me feel lucky. It's just a horseshoe up. One's ass. Yeah. It's up your ass.

You don't pour it out. Why did I add the golden? I feel like I've heard one of you guys say there's a golden horse shoe up your ass. That's even more lucky. We haven't seen anything like that. No, golden mushroom. Golden mushroom. Oh, I see someone said they must have a golden horseshoe wedged up my ass.

Yeah, I get that. Do they make gold horseshoes? No. Like gold-plated. I know it would be full. I mean, that seems like wasteful. You're walking on it. A lot of things are wasteful.

Sure. Trying to say, kind of getting back on track here. Taylor Swift needed an L. Craig's still mad because he had the take that it's totally, the Travis Kelsey relationship's fake. You're still bitter. You're just using this time. I would go back and do it again.

History suggests that most of the time it's fake. History suggests. It does. It was at this time. Craig doesn't believe in true love. But she needed an L. She needed to be knocked down a peg. She's had an unprecedented two-year run.

She's had a good run. A little jab doesn't hurt anybody. mean? Here we go. First take. Does this loss invalidate all of Taylor Swift's wins the last two years? How do we feel about Taylor Swift's legacy now? She only dates losers. Kelsey can't retire. Kelsey can't go out with a 30 point. I think he was, he gave a very emotional

speech Saturday, apparently at the team hotel and all the chiefs kind of thought that if he was going to, like apparently he was so emotional, cried. And like apparently he kind of like was going to retire if they won. I kind of feel like he's not going to, you can't, this is the last game you play. This is a tough one to go on. If this game was close, you could still retire if you lost. By 30 and that's going to be your last thing. Getting destroyed is tough.

Because here's my other one. Do you think Jason Kelsey's like, fuck, why did I retire? No. No. You still have to be happy. It's still the right move. I know, but he's probably partying with the Eagles right now. And he's kind of like, damn, like I should have played this game and won.

It seems super easy. Well, I guess. I mean, I've had two more seasons he was. I have to enjoy my $100 million podcast now. Oh, God. one of the few things that gave me joy so Cooper DeGee, I mean the picket didn't but Cooper DeGine got a pick six

and he scored so he was his birthday too him and Sequin was the birthday and he was the first player I forget if it was a pick six on his birthday or a pick six and a touchdown on a Super Bowl on his birthday I don't know but he did it since Steve Van Buren on the 1947 Eagles and I read some guys in the 1947

Eagles please do Dick Humbert Dick Humbert Dick Hum Dick Hum that guy was a legend Not bringing up Hummers again This is a family show. You guys don't even remember.

Oh, I remember. Well, you were weirded out that Hummers are... You know what's funny? Since that conversation, I've heard... I've heard of a Will. I've heard of a Will Shark Gummer, which was from... You're like, Will Shark Gummer? Get out of here.

Just Google it. I don't... On a work computer? We're in a studio. It's from the movie Jackass, all right? I think Connie did you just... Or the show. Or the show movie.

I watched that when I was... I watched that when I was 11. That went under the radar. Yeah. I was waiting. too young to see like one of the if you're with kids my god I just pause which I count nothing wrong with humming

8 7 6 5 4 3 I was too young when to watch the jackass movie when his dick went through a wall and a rattlesnake bit it and I was like I can't believe my parents are letting me watch this I'm just imagining some parent going like 78 miles an hour on the freeway and they have seven seconds

to pause their fucking phone I think they probably already did when DK started talking on hours Yeah. Although, honestly, there's probably parents who are so young that they don't actually know what that reference is. True.

Yeah. Look it up on urban dictionary. Yeah. Or something. Ben Kish was also on the 1947 Eagles. Ben Kish? Neil Armstrong. Shut up.

With two else. They didn't have enough people back then. Oh, my God. Okay. Other football stuff, yeah. I have to admit, Siriani holding his interview. And first of all, they had so much time

that they had an actual cameraman do the tracking shot on the Gatorade because they were so bored. That was kind of cool. But then kind of ruined it. They kind of didn't see it. Yeah, they like missed the money shot. No pun intended.

Man, you are cooking today. Well, that's what it's called. So when you have a kid, I'm more comfortable with all this because I feel like we're weirdly have a lower bar than him. You guys are getting on my case too much. I'm just saying words.

Hummers, gummers, and money shots in the last two minutes. Should that be the end of the title? What is, okay, what's the term I was looking for for then? It very well could be that. But in the context...

Wait a pretty cold. That looks like a yellow sticky liquid, K.B. It's like getting showered and... Showered in a sticky. Also, another... That's got to be a slimy, sticky shower. And then Kevin Burkhardt goes... We're not too phrasing.

And then Kevin Burkard goes, who cares? Oh, God. It's the best. It's slimy sticky. And I'm like, also, that guy... Another thing Brady said, like, he said, like, He hasn't won seven Super Bowls. He's like, Gatorade Bath, that's weird, huh?

That's got to be slimy, sticky. Yep. I will say, though. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? They won, Tom. When Siriani got handed, like, he picked his kid up. And he was like, you're wet.

I was like, it was actually really cute. I think your brain goes one of two ways, which is the inappropriate one. Or also realistically, it was actually really sweet. And then his, oh, and then him and his kid yelled E, E, A, G, L, yes. And they spelled it right. They spelled it right. Can I just say. It was actually really hard word to spell.

Eagles is a hard word to spell. I think if I was under pressure, I would fuck it out. Under pressure, yeah. Pressure. Because phonetically, there should be an E right after that G. There was a guy this morning on the local news in New Orleans. No, it was on big news. It was on the Fox pregame show.

Big news. That's the two thing. But the Fox pregame show had they were in New Orleans and an Eagles fan went, E, A, G, E, E, E, L S. That's how it should be spelled. It's a better spelling. Why is the L-E-L-E-L-S?

Change it. That's a better spelling. Eagles. Like that makes sense. That's like E-J-J-E-E-S. Why do we spell it L-E-S? Yes, I agree. When you say in your head, phonetically in your head, it should be G-E-L-S.

You don't go E-E-L-S. No. Like, this is a weird example, but there's a center fielder in baseball called Victor Robles. R-O-B-L-E-S, and it's like Robleseis, but Eagles is, Eagles. It should be Igles. We're going to have. We're going to be pissing up.

Okay, but that's a better, it makes more sense. It's easier to learn. Because the word angle is hard G and then L-E-S, so that's also spelled the same way. Angle. Angel is G-E-L. So it is in line with other words, Eagles. Engel. Yeah.

This game just sucked. You know what I mean? Angle and eagle is they are spelled the same way. But also it's just hard to spell. There's also been multiple different types of misspellings with Eagles. What did the mayor say? Oh, dude, she was a long way. She was all over.

She was like way off. She did E-L-G. It was like all the letters. It was like an anagram. It was just, the letters were all jumbled up. Yeah, she was, which I respect. Because I think I would fuck it up if I was in public. Sequin got the rushing record.

He broke the single-season record. And I actually think it's really sick that he sat out the 17th game where he could have broken very easily, probably against the Giants and gotten the single-season rushing record of Eric Dickerson. It's cool that he got this. Frankly, he breaks a much more satisfying record, which is including playoffs, the Terrell Davis record for a full season, including playoffs where he got almost 2,500 rushing yards.

The only thing missing... The only thing missing from this game... What? He gets a ring. I know. I said wing, because I combined win and ring. Anyway, keep going. The only thing that would have made this win sweeter for the Eagles is if Sequin had a great game. That was the only thing that I wish happened. I was just waiting for that 60-yard.

I was waiting for that 60-yard TD in the second half. I bet you his longest run was 9-10 yards. There's a... He had one play that put him over, but we should do a thing where... Do you know how many packages they make? Like, anytime you see any package, they make it about any player. It's like an iceberg. They have packages on a bunch of players. Can you believe how much content they made on that broadcast they didn't put on the Super Bowl?

I know. I know. Like, there was, I kind of want to see it. I kind of want to see all the graphics they made and there were probably some dumb animation. They never got the run. Like, you know what I mean? It would have been a nice, like, close the loop if he just had 160 yards in defense. The other, the other, the other, before we keep going, the other thing I have to ask. What was with Mike Pereira in this game?

With the, like, the, one, with the, like, the first time, like, the early in the game, the offensive passenger passenger to pass and a fear that's at A.J. Brown, and then at take a tech call. And then they did the replay. And A.J. Brown, can I replay it on you? Okay. A.J. Brown shoves him in the face.

Thanks. And then shoves him again. And then Tom Brady's like, I don't like that call. And Mike Pereira was like, not a flag. And then New York calls him back after the commercial break. And he's like, Mike Pereira was like, yeah, New York called me and said that it was hands to the face. I don't like it, though.

And I was like, he just did that because he didn't want to make Tom Brady. He looked dumb. I kind of agree. I thought it was kind of a soft call. My favorite part, though, was when Mahomes, Mahomes got drilled. It was the fumble sack, I believe. Oh, my God.

No, and they were saying, what can Mahomes pull out? Yes. But Mahomes clearly gets, like, punched in the face. You want to do it to me? No, no, I'm not going to punch you in the face. What I'm going to do it. No, you're not doing that.

Slow. People get it. People know what happened. I just wanted. You don't want to hit me at all? You don't need those sweaty hands on my forehead. Just clammy. Those slimy, sticky hands.

Just clammy hands. Yeah, so he gets, Hot clammy hands on your face. And there was a flag. Oh, come on. You want to know something. We stayed in an Airbnb on Friday night. And before we went out to the Fandul Spotify party,

Hyvitz goes, Craig, do you think I can wear this shirt out? Does it smell bad? And he puts the armpit of the shirt into my nose, touches it to my nose. You had offered to smell a shirt earlier. I already did. Yeah, he did. Yes, and I smelled a normal part.

You should control the amount. I didn't touch the fabric to my nose like a same person. 20 minutes later out of nowhere, Hyfitz comes in flying, shoves the armpit into my nose. Like a chloroform, right? Yeah, I almost passed up. He liked to harass you a little bit in that Airbnb. He came over to you and was like, when he woke you up,

he was like touching your face. Yeah. You're like, dude, get away from me. I told him. We all slept in the same room because Airbnb was a bit of a bait and switch. And I had an air bedroom. Does not mean four beds. It was a four-bed Airbnb.

It was a one-bedroom four-bed. And I was wearing an eye mask to go to sleep, and I literally woke up in the morning with hot breath coming on my face, not coming up in my face. Whatever, I guess it was. Arriving on you. It was hot breath coming on my face. Arriving on my face.

That hot. Slimy sticky. I woke up to a slimy-sticky shower. And I removed my eye mask, and it's high-vitz is looking at me. So close you can't focus. We had to go. We had to make...

We had plenty of time. You could just say his name. I know, but that's not funny. We wouldn't be talking about that on the show. High Fitz is one of those people. There's two types of people. This is my new bit. I say this about everything.

There's two types of people. Those who will fuck with their friend when they're sleeping and those who think it's the most annoying thing in the world and would never do that. I am so on the ladder camp. Should we do a poll? To be clear, it wasn't like, we had to get up. I think there's nothing.

There's like very few things like, more annoying than when your friend messes with you while you're sleeping. I don't like it unless it's only like if I have to wake you up. We had like 45 minutes before we had to leave the Airbnb. It's not like that is the only... I used to sleep till 10.35. We had a check out at 11. No, it was like 10.15, but whatever.

No, no. Regardless. I'm actually on Craig's side on this video. That is not the only way to wake somebody up quickly. No, I'm not disputing how I did that. Right. Oh, no, I'm looking up slowly. So you were, the argument was I had to wake him up.

That's the argument you making. No, we did have to wake you up. I know, but why... That and the method you used did not matter. I just thought it was funny. Yeah. So it didn't matter that I had to get up. You could have woken me up in a million other ways.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't disagree. I just disagree. I just disagree with 10-2. Yeah. So, Mahm... If this doesn't get it.

He's not getting it. Can we start over? Let's start over at the beginning. It's really annoying when you do that, okay? I'm sorry. Yes. So Mike Pereira, Mahomes gets hit in the face. They don't want to hit me?

They don't call it. The Eagles get the ball. But then there's a flag. And we're like, oh, okay. They must be calling this late hit. Or this hit to the face. And then I believe Mike Pereira thought that he was not broadcasting live

and I think he thought that he was only in Brady and Burkhard's ear. That's what I think happened. I missed this part. He didn't say anything bad, but he happened with Goodell 2 at the end. Yes, but I think Perreira was so low energy where they were like, what happened there? Is this flag going to be on that hit to the face by Mahomes?

And you just hear Pereira go, nah, the Eagles guy like dunked the ball in the goalpost, that was the flag. I've never heard. How long have you been watching you feel? I think I've been watching football since I had memories for like 26 years probably.

I've never heard any announcer speak with as little energy as Mike Pereira did. You're probably right. He probably thought he was talking to Brady. He was like, no, I think the Eagles guy like dunk the ball.

That was what he said on national television. It was great. I loved it. Oh, my God. Also, the Goodell thing, if you didn't catch it, because again, why would you have stuck around

to watch the Eagles get the trophy? I mean, Philly fans, yeah, unless you're the Eagles fan, but like, I mean, it was a long game. But, Goodell is on the podium and what did he say he like he it's weird

It was like right Not until after the trophy I said I said after the trophy I said after the trophy It was kind of like you know you've been on your parents Your parents house when you were a kid And like you heard something like You know like oh my God

Have you ever seen that video of Steve Sarkesian yelling at that guy in the tunnel? Yeah Yeah tough one You should look at it Okay yeah look that up You should do your own research Okay should we get to the both

the good stuff. Yeah. We're going to talk about Brady, commercials. We did a lot of Brady. We did a lot of commercials. Yeah. Yeah.

First off, thanks for everyone who played the Brady drinking Yeah, shout out. Yeah, I would say, what was the tally?

Over, he had one stud. We might be, we tried to keep track. One stud. One red area. Three KBs. I think there's more in that.

I think we bullied him out of KB. We had lots of weird pressures. We had like eight pressures. The pressure was the big one. We had to finish your drink because he drew a pointless circle on the screen.

He got it wrong. He literally just circled the entire team. Yeah. And then he was like, ah, I missed that. We had fakes human excitement on there. I feel like we could have probably...

They had a commercial where he faked human excitement. Yeah, that was like he was like kind of poking fun at himself. He did three commercials too. He did four. I think four. Which was to take a shot. All in all, though, I mean, it was...

It wasn't terrible. No, it wasn't. It was fine. We got the black tide bet. Yes, high five. Twelve to one. My God, did, great job. That was impressive.

Yeah. 12 to 1 works I'd like to point out I also had it written down Nice That's really awesome Man Anyway

Big gulp so God damn it No that's super cool You also have that We all believe you I think Brady did have a moment Where he tried to imitate human excitement

When the Hertz's touchdown to Devante Smith That deep ball The greatest throw of his life Brady went horse And they needed to replace his durusel batteries like the commercial.

And he was like, absolute dime, throw of his life. Throw of his life. Smith beats him. Maybe that could be the dagger. It was, that was a,

he flirted with that this is crazy moment. He tried. But he lost his voice. Because he yells with everything he says. It's so much funnier with the announcing when you see him do that video explaining the breakdown. Dude, on coward, he was great.

And you're like, yeah, this is what they are. Natural. It was great. This is what I've been saying the whole year is like, he's just trying to be too professional. He's trying too hard. He's overprepping.

He's nervous. Just be yourself. He wasn't Colin Coward. Yeah, if he had just done the Colin Cowher thing on the pregame, he'd be like, oh my God, you're the best ever ones. So in context where people haven't heard it, basically, he went it. He was just talking about, you know, how we press for a game. He's like, oh, when I go out there, I know exactly what the linebackers doing.

He was exactly what the defense events. Before I even get to the line. Which didn't come up in this game. You think he'd mention it. He's like, before I even get to the line, I know what they're doing. therefore I can get to the line and start moving things around, start checking two different play, I'm saving myself time.

It was like so natural, exactly what you want to hear, like the kinds of things, you know, Greg Olson, Chris Collinsworth will point out immediately during game, like just the schematic Xs and those things that people haven't played football would find interesting.

What you think Tom Brady would sound like? Yeah. Instead it's like, these are two hard playing teams, competitors out there. Yeah. Okay, well, shout out to Tom Brady for all the content. Honestly, I think we had a better year than him.

other than the money get paid. Right. Let's keep going there. Commercials. I just have a list of thoughts on the various commercials. Do you want to start with ones that got you? Do you want to start with ones? I also, we could do ones that...

Which one will stick with you the most? My brain took me, which is the whole point of advertising, I guess, is I just am scarred by seal as a seal for... I didn't know the product that was so scarred. And then I had to look it up again. It's Mountain Dew. And the lyrics are, my flippers cannot hold Mountain Dew. Would you say this is the Apex Mountain Dew of selling out by seal?

This is like... And you know how you know how you know why you're right? How do I even know what I'm saying? You know how... You know how I know your... The hash ringing, the slash flinging. That's a spunker. They didn't get it.

Yeah, I didn't get that. The reason why you're right is because I feel like this... Somebody had that idea probably 15 years ago. Right. And every year they had seal. As a seal. And he was like, no. And then finally, he's like, all right, fine.

Craig, somebody made that meme, you know, the Don Draper. The John Draper meme? Seal. It's a seal. Is a seal. It's a seal. Because that is the most, that is the first place your brain goes to, like in an advertising. He must sell money. What if Seal played a seal?

He must be out of money. Yeah, yeah. Because that was bad. But also, good. Right. Because we're talking about that. That's honestly. I'm thirsty.

I should get some out of new. We should do, we should do this next year. We're winners and losers. Or we could do it right out. Winners and losers of the commercials. It's just which ones. can you remember right now with no notes? And then those are the ones that won?

Because that's the whole point. Also, I love the ads where you still don't know what the product is by the end of it. There was a Squarespace ad where Barry Kogan was throwing laptops at people and with the Squarespace like front page of the laptops. In Ireland, like hundreds of years ago. He like took off into the sky on a donkey. Yes. And then the commercial ended and D.K. was like, what is Squarespace?

I was like, no one knows. It's provocative. Probably tough for the ad comes. the ad firm that made that. You know what, though? I'm probably going to Google it. I guess, but probably not. What is it, a website company?

Yes, it is. It's a company that helps you build a website. Imagine some square space listening right now. What is square space? I have a list here of things that got me and things I'm ashamed got me. One of them is TurboTax had a commercial with Issa Ray. Or no? Yeah, Issa Ray.

Finding taxes. I'm like, this is a good representation. She's like driving back. Yeah, filing taxes sucks. And I was like, this is a good commercial. And then at the end, she'd been carrying this box of papers the whole time, like those classic, like, you know, clear at your desk box. And then she's poolside.

And she takes out a knife and cuts it, and the box is cake. And I was like, wow, it was cool. She's like, now taxes are a piece of cake. And I was like, man, I love that. Like, this is cake. Shout out my brother-in-law loves this is cake on Netflix. And I wanted to hate it. And I'm like, dude, this is cake.

sick. And I don't know. I was really ashamed that I was moved by that. Again, I don't know if I liked this commercial, but the one that I will remember probably is the When Harry Met Sally Recreation, the Hellman's Mayo. That, um, okay. I was

out, I was out on it because I was like, this is cheesy. It's like, I don't know, I have a whole issue with the way commercials look now. We could get into that. No, just do it right now. Go. I think commercials, like, honestly, the reason why I don't like them anymore, and I think like the last three, four years, the Super Bowl commercials are no longer good

is because they're edited like TikToks. They're edited too quick and there's too much concept in a 30 second span and the best commercials are the ones where it's like one person doing one funny thing for 30 seconds. I think the comedic timing

is being ripped out of commercials because there's so many stars and ideas. It's like you have to get as many cameos as possible. It's like an Avengers thing we're now on the screen time for room. The Dunkin' Donuts commercial would have been funnier

if you didn't have to cut to nine different people on 25 seconds. Because you know what? They're really trying to get all those people to share it on Instagram or whatever and on their tape, social media, so they're trying to get as much reach as you can.

Yes, it's all in the editing. I think they're losing comedic timing. The best commercials are like the one joke in 30 seconds commercials, and it hits. But the Harry MacSally was funny because it's the two of them and she's doing the thing. The Swedish thing I thought was a great button. The Sydney Sweet. So to speak. What is the...

It hits the spot. Yeah, it hits the spot. She's like tagline. Great tagline. But that's the funniest possible person you could pick to say, I'll have what she's having. That's the number one funniest person in the country you could pick. I totally agree. I thought that was perfect.

I just wish, but beforehand it was like, cutting back and forth, it was like way too chaotic. If it was just one shot of Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal sitting there and just like having a quiet conversation and she starts to do it after adding the mail and then it just cuts to Sidney Sweeney, I thought it would have hit 10 times harder. But it was a great concept. That's a good call. It's just overedited it. I saw this blue sky tweet, aka Skeet, which is fitting for this. Don't acknowledge. This is from Sarah Benincasa.

This is like the funniest thing ever seen. She's like, me in a pitch meeting for that Mayo commercial. Meg Ryan provides conspiration for Sid Sweeney at Katz Also, Billy is there And may I remind you our product strongly resembles Jizz They like

So much mayonnaise on that fucking sandwich I couldn't even believe it Yeah It hits the spot It's a great idea It actually I'm gonna remember that Do you think they were It didn't occur to me

Do you think they were trying to May I remind you our product Strongly resembles Jiz Does it? I mean Have you ever seen it? I don't know. I think it was a nice add-on.

I don't think it needed to for the commercial to work, but it... They need to show the product. I now see that in New Light, the commercial. I think it was like a lovely coincidence for them. You know? Like, it still would have worked for mustard, but the fact that it was mayo is better. I actually hadn't made that connection. Yeah.

Okay, well, now... Billy Crystal, he said something funny in it, too, and I can't remember what it was now. Oh yeah, he did. I know. Billy got buried in that commercial that bothered me. I know. He was like third. He was like third best. So the other one, so the Orlando Bloom pitched something. I don't know what it was. It was Orlando Bloom and Drew Barrymore did the cruise. I thought that was good. The cruise. It was like Australian versus American English. Right. So he's Australian, right? No, I think he's British. No, I think he's Australian. Hold on. I'll let you settle this before I move on. Oh, no, he's English. The funny part about that is I was like, he sounds English.

English. I was like, I thought he was Australian. I remember thinking this during the commercial. Bloom sounds like it could be Australian. But yeah. No, you know, here's what it is. He married an Australian model, Miranda Kerr. Is that when he got a fight in Liotta Caprio and Ibiza? I don't know about that. He got, yeah. He felt like Mad Libby. No, no, Berman. It's Justin Bieber. And Orlando Bloom got to fight. God, I have thought Orlando Bloom was Australian for like two days. decades probably. What are you going to do? You know why?

I bet it's because they filmed Lord of the Rings in New Zealand. You got your wires crossed? I definitely got my wires crossed. Yeah. Anyway, so like I said, English-English versus American English. So you basically got it right. Yeah, yeah. You also had this Hon.

The bottom line, different types of English. That was the joke. Yeah. Culturally, we want different things. I've actually I always wondered that about the English accent being super different. But anyway, so he was talking. And I just remember thinking, I haven't heard Orlando Bloom's voice in like 10 years.

Like a new voice. Like I've seen movies he's been, but I haven't heard what he sounded like. Like, because when it was the last Pirates movie I watched, like 2008, he probably filmed it. He looked, I didn't know he looked like that. I didn't know he sounded like. I just totally, I don't think I've ever heard him talk in that accent. I don't know. I just feel like I didn't know.

I didn't thought of him in so long. My perception of him is so different now. I just know he date, I just know he's Katie Perry's husband and he convinced her to do some weird sexy album September that didn't work. But I never hear him speak anymore. He convinced her to do that album? Oh, yeah, he convinced he was the one who was like, yeah, he convinced her to do it? Oh, I didn't know that. Or maybe she did it and then when it went poorly that he took the blame.

Everyone has a choice at 40, you know, it's like, do I fight father time and go back to sexy or do I embrace it? You went back to sexy, do you? I was kidding. And Katie Perry was like, the pause there, I was like, fucker. And Katie Perry tried to do what you didn't fail. Oh, yeah, Katie Perry could never. I think she looks great. I don't mean physically.

She does look great. The album. Oh, okay. Trying to make, like, Sabrina Carpenter right now has a very sexual album out. You think? You think?

Katie Perry makes her own Helmand's mayo ad. She's like, I'll have what she's having next to Sydney Sweeney. That's actually kind of what Katie Perry would do. Yeah. Yeah. Especially early Katie Perry.

Okay, can we talk about something else? You know, hot and cold. Like, it's a girl, Katie Perry. The coffee mate tongue commercial. commercial. That was too much. Abhorrent. Abhorrent. I think the people who did that should be...

Abomination. They should be in prison. And not only the people who made the ad, but coffee made. You know what I mean? Coffee made foam. It was whipped cream coffee made. People were just pouring it into their mouth. We've gone too far, America. Yeah. Do you think it's weird? Christ.

Do you think it's weird that there's a... It's like, actually, what have we just cut out the coffee and I just drank the sweetener? I like that you're like in this... For coffee, just turn it into ice cream. I'll eat that. I just find it funny what Craig gets offended by. In this day and age, like, just terrible violence and sex and gore. It's the tongue.

What is saying? I can't be like against the Ukraine war and coffee making whipped cream. I contain multitudes. The duality of man. Craig doesn't give a fuck about poverty. I hate the whipped cream coffee mate thing, all right? I mean, yeah, that's what I'm saying. The whip creep thing is this the

The tip of the iceberg It's like the tip of the whip creep The tongue That started with the tongue Out Over I know the whole point is like To be grossed out

But here's the thing You're gonna remember it Imagine being like some Buttoned Up Suit CEO And they're like So the goal is every time someone sees Coffey mate They're like oh yeah

The tongue Yeah Forever now These people were We're pouring it into their mouths Like crazed lunatics Get it? Yeah

I'm trying to figure out of that does work. It might work. I think, we're talking about it. It already did work. That's how advertising works. I like,

see, I like a one concept commercial. I thought the liquid death one was great. It was all about drinking on the job. And it was just all these people chugging, like pilots and construction workers, chugging liquid death on the job. I don't need water in a can.

I don't need water in a can. Stop selling me water and a can. Well, maybe is it better for the environment than plastic water bottles? Some guy, the story of liquid death is actually interesting. Probably. The guy who did liquid death.

It's easier to recycle. Yeah. The guy who did, did liquid death. I don't mind it in a can. I don't care. I guess it's not resealable. I don't mind it. The guy who did liquid death just was like, why do only energy drinks have cool advertising, and he just took the energy drink

aesthetic and put it on water? Yeah. Which is a good idea for a business, but I, as a consumer, I don't get it. I would like to reseal my water and bring it with me. Yeah, I don't know why they need to make it a can. It's just, I don't get it. There's also twist-off cans. Doesn't liquid death have the carters, too?

Have the what? Like, they have like the milk cartons. I don't know. I've never seen them. I don't want... Those things taste awful, too. I don't want it. Those are probably the best for the environment.

Those are the, I do not like this. So are the paper straws. Right. It is literally the paper straws of water bottles. What was with the fleshy cowboy head? I don't know what product that was. It was tuby. Why did they do that?

I'm not sure. I was so kind of grossed out by that. I checked out. At first I thought it was slightly disturbing. At first I thought it was the Yodel kid was the actor, but then he kept getting older. Oh, Mason Ramsey? I thought he was the actor.

And then he kept getting older. And I was like, oh, I thought I knew where was going. I don't. I'm like, there's no product here. Fleshy cowboy head guy for Tubi. Is that a show in Tooby? It's just I'm not sure. I have a question. I'm not watching that show. What's Tooby?

Tube is Fox's ad-free supported streaming service. Really? Yeah. You think they would have... What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? You could watch the game on today for free. And that was what they went with? I guess. Oh, I was thinking of Quibi. Quibi was the other thing. Quibi was... Quibi was long gone, right?

Yeah, that was like the short TV shows that you could watch on your Do you know I watched Quibi? Like I had it and I got it because everyone was like, this is dumb. And I was like, come on see what's on. I was being contrarian. Classic hyphids. And I just like, and I started watching. I was like watching Reno 911 had like some really good stuff on there.

And there was like a whole other Kardashian show. And they had, um, they had, they had a, the actual Kardashians participated in a fake version keeping up the Kardashians where they had like a fake brother that they didn't like. But all them were in it. And I'm watching it. It was really funny. And I felt like I was like that last man on earth in the twilight zone where I'm digesting on this content.

I'm like, I can't find anyone else who seen any of this. Quibi was only a little early. I mean, it's like TikTokers basically TV episodes on TikTok now. No one would make fun of it. They didn't know. The other, honestly, the funny, the hardest I laughed, the whole Super Bowl, other than when D.K. said, what's Squarespace? Was when. Not a building websites.

I don't know. But when Shane Gillis and Postmillan did like the beer called Sacks saved the party. And the woman looks at him and is like. your lawnmower smokes meat. He's like, no, my smoker cuts grass. Dillis has been killing it later in the commercials. He's been doing really good. I got to say,

I didn't love Shibuzi's rendition of what a wonderful world. That didn't cut it for me. I'd stick with Louis-on-Stra. That was for the nerd gummies, and that's actually like an innovation in candy. Like the gummy cluster nerds, I don't personally like them, but everyone I know who likes that kind of cammy like candy

is just, I can't speak. None of us can't. None of us can't. But everyone I know who likes that kind of candy has one. I've seen like six people have it for the first time. And they actually, it's weird to have something new for the first time. We're like in candy. We're like, I've never had anything like this.

So it's a good product. As your kids, so it should be... You were saying like, you're watching their face light up when they eat it? Yeah, it's crazy to have, like, adults be like, I've never had anything like this candy. Yeah, drugs are crazy. Yeah. What did you guys think of the...

There was a Rocket Mortgage commercial that followed the Google Gemini one. This was like the cry segment of the Super Bowl. Yeah. Which everyone would have come first would have won. It sucked that it played right after Gemino. Yeah, it got market corrected. But then, I don't know if I've ever seen this. The commercial had...

I don't know if that's funny to me. I don't know if I've ever seen this. The commercial had the song Country Roads in it. Oh, yeah. Take Me Home Country Roads. And then it cut straight to the game, and they were playing that in the stadium, everyone was singing it.

That was smart. That reminded me of... That was well done. Remember the Olympics thing when Tom Cruise takes the torch from Paris? Oh yeah, that was smart too. And then he like runs and then he ends up in LA.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you guys want to talk halftime? Yeah. Just whatever you think of the whole performance, the lasting memory of it, there's two tracks, but I think the whole thing, even if it sucked. I'm not saying it did, I'm saying even if the whole thing was awful,

was worth it just for the moment when Kendrick turned to the camera was like, hey, Drake, that still on a million memes will survive the stands of time Oh yeah yeah yeah You know when astronauts can like go to sleep for like a month I think Drake probably just like

Yeah wait what do you mean this You know like the movies when they go to sleep You're going to Mars You meant in real life You're like what? You know the beginning of alien they wake up after like You know how they can like go to sleep Yeah cryos sleep for 30 years

I was like I'm gonna just call it for February You think you watch that from Australia No The fact if you don't know this Drake literally is on tour in Australia right now He went as far as humanly possible from New Orleans. Yes. Other side of the world.

I don't think he was watching. I really don't. You think he's like, but here's the thing. You can't scroll. It's like not reading the comments, you know? What is he doing, though, if Drake's not at his phone? How much discipline does he have to not look? Is it summer?

It's summer in Australia right now, right? He literally went as far, right? He went as far away as possible. I'm going to Google that. To a place with great weather. Who knows? He probably learned how to surf. You've got to distract yourself.

Yeah, get in the water. Yeah. Reconnect with modern nature. publicly you can't do anything where people can take a picture of you. You have to be alone in your hotel room. Yeah, it's summer. Okay. December and February. It's all backwards, Craig. Water spins the other way, too.

Is it English or Australian? What? It was a joke. I know with Orlando Bloom. Yeah, yeah. I got it. Okay. Well, you said what? So it seemed like you didn't. You know, whatever. Half time. I think in general, I think the performance was great. And I think what makes it hard is

one, just like, I think lyrical rap is hard to to deliver in a fucking football stadium. Like, that's just hard. But he made choices. That was the most political halftime show ever. Like, that was, people are going to peel back the layers on that. That was my thinking too.

Dissect video on that. That's, there was a, I think I'd like Kendrick, probably a little more than you guys. He interwove, like, his entire career into that in ways that, like, if you work with the source text of what he was doing, there were some crazy messages that he was trying to put out. there. Like he was, it was, it's not like Katie Perry fucking left shark. No, no. Like he was. Like the actual inverse of left shark. He had

something to say. Yeah, he used it to deliver a message, which is interesting because Kendrick is not a very commercial person and he did not do a very commercial set. I think that's kind of the point. Exactly. He deliberately did not go with all of his most popular bangers. And he, but he chose to perform in the most commercial

setting possible. And they had Sam Jackson like narrating that, essentially that. So Sam Jackson, he's like Uncle Sam, but I think there were two big things with that. On the Tabimpa Butterfly album, he's like, the Uncle Sam, I mean, it's a pimp, and that's the whole point of the album. But the other thing, I think it's very related

to Sam Jackson playing his character in Django. I think that's a very specific connection he made there. But the other one, and this one, I think TV off, which is the song he made to end it, I think TV off was written to be a protest to the Super Bowl. And I think that's actually, he was saying, stop watching the NFL. Because if you think about it,

he got the Super Bowl halftime show announced he released TV off and wrote it like two months later and then ended the Super Bowl with it and then he the songs called TV off and then the last thing he said is looking into the camera turn your TV off

with a song he released after he got the halftime and I'm like is that a coincidence I'm like he's I think he actually was trying to have him he's like stop watching football I think that's kind of what he was trying to say what say you DK I don't think I'm qualified to answer that question

Yeah, I'm not going to wait into that because I'm going to sound like a moron, but I thought it was actually just purely very provocative and interesting. Like I was very, I spent probably, and part of the reason was the game was really boring, but I spent like 30 minutes after the game kind of like reading about,

like reading the reactions to the performance. So obviously it worked. Like that's the type, I think that's exactly what you want for my performance because I was so like intrigued with all the visuals, the fact that, you know, they had the American flag on stage. Yeah.

And just everything that went into the performance, you know. It's fun when there's layers to art and you know there's more going on than just what's on the surface. Do you want to weigh in on what you think Kedrick was trying to say about the history of race relations in America? No, but look, if he wanted people to stop watching the NFL, he picked a great game to perform. Honestly, he was once again, Kendrick's right. Like, you did not need to watch the end of that game. I thought, cinematically, real quick, I thought it was really cool the way that they filmed it because they were, they had the cameras kind of going in. And I know they do this, like, a little bit in every Super Bowl performance,

but I thought it was very creative the way that they filmed this from, like, the Walkin Talks or whatever, where he was moving around the different sets. And he had the PlayStation buttons, basically. It was like Triangle Circle X. And, yeah. I just thought it was really cool from that point of view, too. Also, having Drake's ex-girlfriend dance on stage, Serena Williams. Oh, my God.

That was crazy. See, Wawkin? Yeah. And so he had Serena Williams there. The other thing I'll say, and again, I think that, frankly, I'm actually very, I'm interested to see, I think, smart. people than me will like analyze what he was trying to say. But yeah, I think shout out dissect here at Spotify and like Cole Cushin is going to have an

incredible breakdown on that halftime show at some point. Could not recommend. There's literally no one like Cole Cushin is such an amazing person with Kendrick. So I'm excited for that. Shout out Cole and Dissect. I will just say this regardless of what I'm curious what the ultimate message people think it is. It was cool to see someone like music as like provide like boundary pushing. Like he really pushed it really far for how politically could be to a superlapal halftime show.

And that I thought was frankly, like, he tried something that I feel like in my life I've never seen anyone tried to do, really. And I, like, I respected that a lot. Yeah, him tackling that on the most commercial stage possible is, I think, why he's so great. Yeah. Yeah. That was sick. And Siza killed it as well. Yeah.

I also, dude, when he looked at, he played the beginning of Not Like Us. And he said, he said, I want to perform their favorite song, but he was like, but you know they love to sue us. And then he, he honestly, he played like a few bars or whatever. He edged us. He honestly edged us. Yeah Yeah He gets mad at me for saying stuff

What is he talking about? No, yeah Myniz was gooning that whole performance He really was You should have seen him No It was a sight to behold I'll make it easy for parents

Driving with their kids right now Any other stuff McConnornehy was every Any of the commercials game Anything we haven't hit Oh I feel like there's probably plenty What else we got? else we got. I think this was

all prelude to the main event here, which is Danny Kelly telling the people what it was like to Rod Dog to 4 and a half hour flight from New Orleans to Los Angeles. Again, so D.K. lost the picks contest in the playoffs. And so again, we have to do this for ever now. Winners don't get shit. It's like if you lose, you get messed with it.

But I do like that the winner gets to pick window or aisle. I took aisle. You had the window. Did you? Yeah. Also, it's just so perfect that the fucking aisle that we chose had no window. Amazing. That was unbelievable. You couldn't have Like, we didn't plan that, but it just sometimes, sometimes it just clicks. Even like, like, I literally couldn't see outside.

It's like, God. So how was, so, D.K., yeah. What were you, we have not actually broken down about this. Like, we did some content, otherwise, D.K., again, no phone, no movies, no music, no reading, no nothing. He got this. We just, very controversial. People, people love cruelty. I know.

People love cruelty. If you were, if you. Triconian, these people love cruelty. The Millgram experiment was on something. Like, when we were like, hey, we literally, we put on blue sky and we're like, And again, follow some blue sky because, you know, things. But like, follow some blue sky. And we put there and we were like, hey, we decided to let D.K.

Watch the flight map because we think it goes slower. And all the replies were like, ridiculous. Ridiculous. He doesn't deserve it. Dude, watching the flight map is like reading the label of a shampoo bottle. It literally doesn't change the whole, like, it's moving so slowly. Also, we made the specific distinction that he could not maneuver around the map. He couldn't touch the map.

He couldn't go around the world. It was the map of Earth. No, it was America, I thought. Well, it was the Americas. It was like really zoomed out. And you could see all of North America and South America. Like, I wasn't zooming in and like happily, you know, exploring the maps. He just watched a plane move from New Orleans to Los Angeles.

One millimeter every 30 minutes. You know how sometimes the screen kind of like rotates through different views and things? We wouldn't have allowed that. I wasn't doing any of that. And then the other, I pulled a, I pulled a cruel thing on him where I was like, you know, I kind of wanted to like tell me, oh, I'll let you cheat and look at my screen. And then I put up the, I put up the specifications of the plane. And I put that on mine.

Anyway, so how was it? Like, what, yeah, just tell us, what did you think? I mean, it was boring as hell. What do you think? It was terrible. But what did you think? Was it, did it start bad and get better? Did it start good and get worse?

It started well. It was like, not too bad. Oh, this is pretty easy. I'm feeling pretty good. I went and like ran through checklists of all this different things I wanted to organize in my life. I was kind of like making mental lists and things like that. I was pretty productive. But then after like 20 minutes, I was like, okay, this is boring.

And the last hour and a half, it's kind of like a marathon. The last hour and a half was just excruciated. Have you ran a marathon? No. But I'm just like you had to imagine. The last mile of a marathon is hard I've heard. I can just imagine it. Put that on a quote card.

Would you have the last mile of a marathon is hard. It's like, no, the way that I best can explain it is I hate. I hate running. I hate jogging. Craig, you're not going to get this because you like it. But it's just so fucking boring to jog,

especially if you don't have music or a podcast in. And after like two minutes, you're like, okay, when is this going to be over? So would you rather run 26 miles or raw dog?

A walk. Oh, or raw dog 26 hours? 26 hours. Yeah, what would you rather do? You have to stay up the whole time. That's a dark distreat.

Yeah, yeah, you have to stay up the whole time. That's a dark distance. I would rather raw dog to fight. It's obviously not as bad as running a marathon. You'd rather a raw dog 26.

hours in running a marathon? Yeah. Yeah. So. I'm saying this sort of tongue-in-cheek. It's obviously not that bad, but it's just really boring. Because also, like, you do a day and you're done, but to run a marathon, you have to, like, commit to that for you to get your body.

I was elated. I was elated when we were done. So, I was like, this is, like, it actually kind of makes you feel alive. You grabbed your phone, like, like, it was like the- You were swiping so fast through TikTok. There was so many times I was, like, had the impulse to, like, look something up or search for, you know, go online shopping or whatever, read Twitter, read whatever. But I was just, I can't do it.

Dude, you know, it's a wonderful life when he runs back in from the end and he's like, kids, kids, come in! And you looked at your app, you're like, yeah, kids and Twitter! Yeah, 100%. It was on text! Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I did feel like a teacher monitoring students during detention because Hyphitz fell asleep.

Yeah, he went to sleep. So it became my job to monitor you. And I was watching a movie. You're like the dad driving and like the mom promises she'll stay awake for the whole drive to keep you company and then hyphen falls asleep immediately. That's me, by the way, Jack, who loses of mind. Yeah. So I had to slap your wrists like a nun every time I saw you looking at my iPad.

So here's my question. I've been meeting and asked you this for two days and I've held off till right now so we do the show. You told me, and we did an hour check-in and you said I've reorganized my whole life. And I've been waiting and ask you, do you remember anything about what you decided to do? We did let you write down a few things. You let me write down things about the show because then we could be a little productive. But I, yeah. Do you ultimately think that...

To be clear, in spurts, you didn't get to do it the whole time. Right, right. We wanted you... We did actually want... We were a little like, what if he comes up with some incredible strategy

and forgets that. Right. You're like, how does this affect us? Yeah. Right. Ultimately, do you think you came out

on the other side, better or worse? Was it positive? Better. It was, honestly, it was a little bit, it makes me feel a little nostalgic for the time before the internet,

the time before movies on planes. I remember, back in the day, this is aging me, of course, but you were like astonished if there was a movie on the plane, and they used to have these drop-down screens. I remember that. It was like drop-down screens

in two different spots on the plane, so you could see it from really far away. It was like going to a drive-in movie theater so far away. And you had little headphones. And you had little headphones. Yeah, everyone's watching, so it's actually kind of fun.

So. Yeah, they throw on like an easy comedy or something. I mean, obviously you could read and stuff when you're before the internet, but it did remind me of flying in my childhood when it was so boring, I just couldn't wait to get out of there. And you were like, oh my God, this is the future. We have a movie today. But then

it's like some terrible movie. Is it like other forms of nostalgia when you go back? You're like, oh, it's kind of actually sucked. Yeah. I mean, the modern amenities are sick. Like, the fact that you can... This is why I got mad about the plain Wi-Fi thing, where I'm just like, we've come a long way in like 50 years. But that's all. Don't offer it if it doesn't work.

So, wait, D.K., but wait, so, no. By the way, Craig and Hyfitts both of them throughout the plane ride, we're just having the best time. We did have a great time. Craig was just having so much fun watching content, writing, texting.

I don't know, you used every piece of technology that you had at your disposal. You were on an iPad, you were on your phone, you were using the screen in front of you. You did a little bit of everything. Well, hey. You're just like a renaissance man over here. I was also trying to torture you.

I know, you did a great job. You saw me reading. You watched and you angled it. Spoiler, next rewatchable. Oh. Oh, nice. Well, they didn't have to... You spoiled it

because they didn't know it was a rewatchable until you said it. Well, maybe people were like, why was Craig watching... was on the plane. Yeah. I'd flip that on you,

but I was scared for a moment. Yeah, well, Bill will fire you now. No, we can cut that. Wait, wait, wait, I don't want to spoil the movie. No, wait, we should bleep it. You were watching... Okay.

And then... People can read lips, though. So you get to, you got to, like... You know what? If they can read my lips... it's good for them. They get it. All right.

That's sick. They're awarded the movie title that is coming out in nine hours from when they're listening to this. Oh yeah. Isn't it coming out tomorrow? It comes out Monday night. Okay, okay.

That's a good idea. We'll bleep it. We'll bleep it. Craig had, and I'm not even kidding. I was watching a movie on my iPad and I was at my phone. You angled it to decay

and you kind of like looking eyes like you were doing your phone. We were tempting him. The iPad and the screen. I was not doing the screen. I was not doing the screen. You had your air pods. And you had your headphones.

You were like alternating between your AirPods and your big headphones. You were just trying to make it. Don't come after me. I can tell you everything that I did. Everything has a reason. When I boarded the plane, I just had the AirPods in because it's easier.

I was listening to a podcast as things are getting settled. I didn't want to bust out the big headphones. Once we reach cruising altitude and you can bring down the trade table, then you bust out the big dogs. You set up the iPad and you begin the movie. Just an immersion. Yeah.

Look, I was just jealous. This is an ugly color on you. I must say. Jealousy. Jealousy is it? Jealousy's an ugly color. We also, we allow a D.K. to smoke cigarettes, but the airline didn't allow that. Unfortunately.

But yeah, it was pretty boring. Yeah. I'm not going to. I was like very glad. He thought you had four thoughts to share from the four and a half hours ago. Yeah, he was like, kind of nothing. He has nothing. What did you think?

What do you want to know? You fell asleep for 20 minutes and I woke you up. Oh, you, okay, wait, I didn't tell you this. I didn't. I kind of like gave you a soft eye. I was doing a lot of videos. I was thinking. I wasn't, I just had my eyes closed.

We're going to say this like Instagram. story? Funny does. I took a photo you, you fucker. Did you really? Yeah, I got one. You got one.

You got one. So, D.K. Must have noticed this while he's sleeping. I needed evidence. D.K. turns to me. Case you came after my headphone habit. D.K. turns to me. I'm just saying I was jealous.

So D.K. turns to me and he's like, did you take a photo of me while I was sleeping? And I was like, were you sleeping? And he's like, no. God damn it. Look at this guy. He's definitely deep in thought. We're definitely not fucking sharing that.

It was on the show. You can just imagine. No, I know you. I'm just saying we're not putting the photo up. That man is asleep. Looks pretty funny. You should say this. No man should take a picture of another man who's sleeping.

You disobey the rules. I was awake. I'm texting us to be. I was like in a... He was a man. You were in a fugue state. Yeah. He had a beard.

I was meditating. Yeah. I don't know how many times I can ask us. What were you thinking about for... You said the first hour you reorganized your life. What did you think about for? the next three hours. I mean, he was like literally anything I could think of to make lists.

It was like a stream of consciousness? Did you get into anything important? Craig before the flight was like, you should make a list of all the books you read. And I was like thinking about that, how I can, how I can make the books? And I was like, you know, how am I going to redo my wardrobe or whatever? I was going to say, did you make the list of books? What do you mean? I was like thinking of all the books I've read lately.

Okay. And then I was thinking of what app I would use, whether I was just going to go like Google Docs or should be like a good, like an actual app. whatever. I don't know how in-depth I want to go. You should go to Squarespace. Ooh, that's out of place? Is that a book website? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did all kinds of things.

All right. I built a house. I built my house brick by brick. Because we expected more from his brain over those four and a half hours. It's like in the Zoolander thing. It's like just goes to it's like just, or no, it's the Homer Simpson thing.

That's literally all that was going on in there. Oh my God. All right. Well, I think this, you know this is like a pretty tough Super Bowl when I'm like, yeah. I was like, you have more? I'm like game more.

I'm like, no. I think we're okay, right? So we have, so again, if you stuck with this this long, we really appreciate it. We're still covering, we're going to change your name at some point. We've got to figure that one.

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Oh, okay. Potential live shows. Now I know. Okay, yeah. I mean, yeah, we're going to do a live show probably. I just started saying If you want to read between the lines on this But for those of you

Who are going to attend the draft in Green Bay We were not going to be in Green Bay Yeah We should just We should do what Amazon did With the headquarters And just slowly eliminate cities Nobody cares

Regularly eight likes on the tweet It is not St. Louis Everyone's like, who gives a shit? All right Thank you, D.K. Thank you, Craig. Thank you, Kai. Thank you Carlos.

Thank you Tucker. Thank you Marcelino. Thank you, Connor. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Everyone for listening for the whole season. Thank you.

Season's over? I know. Our Sundays are free, once again. Thank you, Tom Brady for all the content. You guys still want to do a Sunday night pod? I actually would. Oh, God. Sounds terrible.

It was a rhetorical question. Of course he doesn't want it. Thank you, Lord. Lord. Thank you, Kendrick Lamar. Nice. No, we kind of already did that. Yeah, sorry.

What else you want to talk about? Mm. Last Sunday. Craig got angry about that than when I shoved his shirt, his face. Craig's like, hmm. I want that to be actually the lasting memory of this show. If you take away, if you come away with anything,

much like the fucking coffee mate whipped cream, it's that high fits shoved his dirty armpit shirt into my nose in an Airbnb before going out. Not when you were awake. The loudest Airbnb. of all time. It was crazy because there was no light, but all the sound got through. I didn't know how the particles worked.

It's reverberated through the entire room. Loud building. Through your chest. Yes. All the noises. Email us at ringer fantasy football at gmail.com. If you have been bamboozled on Airbnb or have weird Airbnb, I want to know your weird Airbnb stories. Preferably funny.

I know there's some dark ones. I want the good ones. Like the weirdest ones. Anyone on Airbnb, it's just entire, the room is like full of clowns. Yeah. What? It's not where I thought you were going on. Clown decorations.

Yeah. Oh, okay. That's the best genre of people just searching on, like, Redfin or whatever the other. What's the other one called? Zillow. Zillow, yeah. And they just find weird listings of houses that have, like, a million clown. There was one that went really viral that was like, it was kind of like, you know, those old memes of like, you know, when you see it, you'll shit bricks.

And there was one, right, right. When you see it. Yeah, when you see it. It took me forever to figure it out because it was like 41 photos. And it was just like, they just had like a sex swing in the, in the photos. Like a full on sex. But it was like tasteful. It was like, like, live, laugh, love.

Like on the back wall just next to the sex wing. Live laugh, love. Live laugh, goon. People send us when you see it because I really do enjoy that. Oh, send us the one you see. Those were great. Those were like the original memes that I remember. I don't know if they're the originals, but they're the first memes that I remember seeing.

Okay. And also, just a reminder, please email us. We're doing a giant mailbag, the biggest mailback we have ever done. Mega mailbag. What should you call it? Mega mailbag? Yeah. Super.

End of year mailbag. Super mega end of year mailbag. Stuff going moving forward towards the draft, free agency, stuff looking backwards at the year, fantasy looking forward or backwards, anything about... All the dumb stuff. Raw dogging flights.

Yeah, literally whatever you want to do. Raw dogging marathons? You know what actually... I would love to know if you've done that. That sounds terrible. What do you think about it? Well, you know what I've been doing lately is I do not run marathons?

I run two to four miles max, but I'm starting to not listen to anything. We're a masochist. No, it's actually great. It really is... It's cathartic. It's cathartic. We talked to it.

It's just a dry heat. He's the reason I did it, hyphen, because he told me, he's like, I actually go on runs and I just stopped listening to anything. Sounds terrible. No, it's really nice. It's great. And I got it from my friend Mike. Because it's passive thinking because your body is focused on the running. And it just allows your brain to kind of naturally think about things without any of the panic of sitting in an airplane seat.

Yeah, you literally feel like having nothing else to do. You literally feel like the thoughts are falling out of your head as you're running. It's great. You kind of feel like you're literally like leaving them behind. It's like in the shower. Yes. Yeah. The best thinking happens in the shower?

No, it's not like that. It's like the... No, it's the opposite. It's kind of like that where it's like you're doing something passively and it allows your brain to freely think. Yeah, okay, it is the same thing. Glad we landed there. Took all season, but I'm like, yeah, it's just like that.

Actually, just a full circle here. I think the worst part of the raw dogging experience was sitting in the middle. Sitting in the middle is awful. Yeah. I don't think it was the worst part. That implies you'd rather... Saying that's the worst part implies that you'd rather...

Raw dog in the aisle. From the aisle than sit middle with content, which I don't think you feel. Yeah, you're right. We also have to discuss, we've never flown together as a three. Oh, yeah. How do you feel about the way we board?

You guys went without me because I was annoyed. So, to be clear, they were in group five. They tried to board with group four, got to the front of the line. Well, they split that. I tried to get to the, I tried to line up at the end of four.

We didn't cut into four. You were trying to cheat. No, I was trying to be first four. We were the first people for group five, but it turned out that the, And then you had to be on the other side. You had to be on the other side of the line, the barrier thing. So they had to go all the way back to the end.

And I just sat back and. It wasn't lines the whole time. It was like the line split at the very end. And then like we were in a hurry to get on a back on a flight to the back of the fucking airplane to fly a four hour flight. I wanted to get my flight above because they were going to check the bag. I mean, that's valid. You want to get your bag above. Yeah.

Right. Because that was a debacle, actually. It took like an extra hour to get the plane filled because there was way too many carry-on bags. Do you remember this? Yeah. It was like they did. And it felt like an eternity for me, especially, because I was like, the plane's not even off the ground yet. What are we doing here?

Exxiety. But anyway, keep going. How was our plane etiquette? Etiquette was good. Edicate was good. As partners in the same aisle? You guys were actually great. You were great.

Thank you. Wow. Look at us. Polite passengers? Yeah. Yeah. I think so. No one did anything weird?

No smelly foods. Nobody popped the shoes off. Nobody had to pee ten times. No. Weirdly enough, it was kind of a job. to fly with you guys. Wow. Wow.

What a wholesome way to end the season. I didn't really expect you to be annoying. Honestly, when Hyfitz just fell asleep, I was like out. Yeah.

Highfitz was great. Hyfitz was surprisingly very polite and a great person to sit next to him. Were you listening to anything when you fell asleep? You had AirPods in.

Yeah, I was listening to probably Kendrick, actually. Yeah, you were. You were. I was looking over your shoulder. I wasn't supposed to be doing that. Craig got really mad at because I was reading his text.

I was just like starved for fucking input. Your brain's just like, don't believe, just give me something to look at. I was like texting Liz, like, D.K.'s such a bitch right now. It's acting like a little bitch. I'm trying to bait him into reading

my insults of DK on my phone. Yeah, you're typing into your friend. Hey, D.K. was really thunked this week. Yeah, you want this. No, you want to go to you. DK snored really badly last night. He did.

I didn't. No, I don't think. All sound sleepers. The three of us plus Carlos literally shared an Airbnb one room for bed. Since you went in on me for the shirt, can we admit that there was one bed that was like 10 times worse the other beds

I just volunteered to take it. He took one for the team. Which I wasn't going to mention but the fact that the arm shirt thing which I thought was funny came up twice. I'm like I did I did you did not want to sleep in that bed. I paid you guys to not sleep in it. Craig paid it.

Craig paid each of us. I told you to take the money back. I didn't. He paid us $20 each ticket. That's crazy. Here's why. Here's why. Here's why.

I love that. I'm getting so personal. Here's why. I have trouble. Don't pay me. I don't want the $20 for the bed. $20 for the bed. It was the good of my heart.

I paid you before. You did? I didn't see the Venmo too. Oh, I commented on the Venmo. I paid you at like, I don't know, at the Spotify. I saw it five hours later. I thought it's funny. I commented on the Venmo, where are you?

We're trying to get drinks. I did see that. He's texting through Venmo. This is worse than like getting into the DMs on the fantasy thing. I was going to text you at his company. Oh, the DMs of the, what did you say? I said texting someone like communicating via Venmo is worse than sliding in to the DMs on Yahoo. No, HyVids is a good.

is a good Airbnb roommate. He was, because he was at Trooper. He also was the first person up, and he was, like, shower before anyone woke up. Yeah, and then he mounted me like a cat to wake me up. The reason why I... He was, like, checking to see if you're dead so he can eat you. There was one bed that was, like, kind of around the corner.

It was, like, technically the furthest away. And I don't sleep well when people snore. And D.K. and Carlos are like, oh, yeah, I snore super loud. And I was like, fuck. I'm going to be screwed tonight. And we were going to go. And we were going to... And there was very good odds on a Friday night in New Orleans at

party we're going to drink. So I was very nervous that I was going to get literally zero sleep. So I was like, you know what? I'll just pay you, I'll pay you guys $20 to give me the bed. I didn't hear you say that. Here's a valid question from Carlos. Why didn't he get $20? Because we gave, I tell you why, because we gave Carlos the other king bed.

And he didn't take it. So I paid that. This is for Carlos. I don't think everyone communicated to Carlos that he got the king bed. Give that money to Carlos. But we didn't tell him? Because we were, I don't get Carlos to get the king bed. Because he went home before.

Carlos? We thought he was, Carlos, he was supposed to get the... Carlis really took one for the team. He didn't get any money. Because you two had, like, the more trundle beds. What'd you call it? Trundle?

Yeah, trundle, I think, is the word. Trundle sounds like grundle. And I just thought I meant the same thing. Trundle bed. That's definitely a thing. I'm going to send Carlos your $20. That's fine. Yeah, Trundle bed is where the bottom one comes out.

That's exactly what it was. Yeah, you're right. Thank you. It did sound out. Shrewd that one. Trundle does sound like something not. trundle bed. Sounds like something in the sex swing house.

I'm covering my bases here. Yeah. That's why I did that. And it paid off. I slept well. But you guys ended up not snoring, but it was worth it to me to pay. You looked really beautiful,

which is why I thought it would be funny to wake you up. You had the, you looked like a cartoon. You had ear plugs in. Ear plugs in. In my defense? Get a sweet mask. And if you're wondering, why would I hope to do that, wake him up?

It was 1035. We were checking out 25 men. 25 minutes. I'm gonna wake him up and I was like, it's funny if I... This is what it's like the trouble with typhids. You could have woken me up in any way. Even though we had 25 minutes. You can say his name with your mouth.

I just put my face really close to you. You like basically went nose to nose with me. It was funny. I told him, for the record, I told him several times not to do that. But him saying, well, we only had 25 minutes. It has nothing to do with the way of it. Oh, I agree with that. You can touch his fight.

We had 25 minutes. I just want to be clear. I did it. About what? That I didn't. Because I don't like waking... What are you trying to be clear about? What are you saying?

Because you said, people who mess with you when you're sleeping. And I want to be clear about one thing. I have no qualms that I woke you up in a weird way. That I thought it would be funny. But I don't like when you wake people up when they're like sleeping and like don't have to get up. Like I never would have woken you up that way if we did not have to leave for the airport. Like if it was like seven in the morning, I'm like, we should hit him with a cheesecake. Like, no, which has happened to me.

That's true. I just want to be super clear. It was not like, I think it'd be funny to fuck with Craig. I was like, we have to go. And I'm going to make a bit out of it. Yeah. I want to be super clear.

He has to wake up anyway, so let's fuck with him. Yeah, I want to be, like, I have no... Still hate that, but that's fine. And you didn't think that. You know what? I already shoved my dirty armpit in his face last night. Maybe we'll let the guy wake up normally. I regret that one more.

That one I apologize for. That was too much. I think I handled it actually quite well in the moment. I kind of... Almost too well that I forgot about it. Yeah, yeah. I kind of forgot I did that. Yeah, no, you hit it really well.

Thanks. I'm sorry, yeah. I'm sorry I did that. Thanks. It's all right. I'm happy you chose the cleanest shirt. Thanks. That's what's important.

And we had a great night that night. It's a long wait. Yeah. That was the best night of the week. We saw Megan the stallion, blink 182. Anderson Pack. Yeah. What?

Megan B. Stallion. Yeah. Came out, Anderson Pack, DJ. He came out dressed as Prince. Yeah. That was sick. He's the best. I love him.

Yeah. Fun night. All right. Season's over. Hell of season, kid. Yeah. Hell of the season. I was going to say goodbye, everyone, but it's kind of a down note.

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